On this week's episode of Louder With Crowder, the boys discuss why D.C. should or shouldn't be a state, why it's not, and why it should be. Plus, we talk about Tom Cruise getting squirted in the face by a woman and why he's a jerk.
00:05:35.000You've seen those videos of how chicken McNuggets are made and it looks like sort of the bubblegum flavored toothpaste you had when you were a kid.
00:06:05.000Look, there are people who are passables, there are people who are not.
00:06:07.000I always just try and use the name of the person because I'm not looking to offend somebody, but there's a strong likelihood with that person, I would get it wrong.
00:06:18.000And here's something that people need to be aware of here.
00:06:27.000They think that it counts as evidence.
00:06:29.000And B, look, that's not someone looking to achieve a goal.
00:06:33.000If a straight man were to go, and let's say an employee were actually disrespectful and said, you asshole, look, you have either a goal here where you want to de-escalate the situation, and you shouldn't be, looking for a physical confrontation, you would say, what'd you call me?
00:07:18.000The young person behind the counter, because I don't want this to happen twice, who's wearing sweat-filled gloves and has a mask over their face.
00:10:13.000I would say, look, in your defense, look, I'm not into, but in your defense, there probably aren't any 71-year-old women with whom I wouldn't be repulsed, so.
00:12:34.000So, if you don't remember, actually, before I get to the story of the update here, here's actually the clip.
00:12:38.000For people who don't remember, and I think this is important, because you're not hearing a peep from the media, and I want you to remember, put this in your memory bank, okay?
00:12:46.000Maybe bookmark this specific show, because I guarantee you, you'll have the same situation with Micaiah Bryant.
00:13:03.000They were talking about defunding the Georgia PD.
00:13:06.000And we saw the footage, and we're like, oh, he did beat the hell out of two cops, including concussing one, stealing the Taser, and aimed it at their face in the dead of night.
00:13:13.000And he was high as a kite and drunk in his car, had a long ride.
00:14:15.000And then only there at that point, when he aims the taser back, does he get shot.
00:14:19.000When he turns back completely, in reverse at that point, does he get shot.
00:14:23.000So, things burned down, they wanted to defund the Atlanta police, of course, then most people saw that and said, okay, we were sold a false bill of goods.
00:14:43.000But won an appeal to the Atlanta Civil Service Board, and due to a lack of due process and not having 10 days notice of dismissal, he's been reinstated.
00:15:16.000This was in the height of all the things that were going on over the summer, I think, where people just were looking for the next incident.
00:15:21.000And I just remember when this happened, I thought, if you, as police officers, if you can't use deadly force in this situation, you never can.
00:15:28.000And thinking, like, this would be clear-cut.
00:15:30.000I'm so glad that this is heading, it seems, in the direction of him being fully exonerated and saying, hey, sorry, our bad.
00:16:00.000And so then they made it where you had to achieve a certain level of experience and rank to be able to have a taser on the force.
00:16:05.000So now they only have lethal tools available to them.
00:16:08.000And they don't have physical training.
00:16:09.000Send these cops with their training that you see in most police departments, send them into a college wrestling room, a high school wrestling room, send them into a local jiu-jitsu club, they'll get wrapped up like a child from people who've been doing it for six months.
00:16:58.000The taser was an extension of his... Think of it as a PCP arm, like Jack's from Mortal Kombat.
00:17:04.000With tasers, yeah, that's what I don't get is he can take that and hurt anybody and they're aiming it at you What do you have to use the equal amount of weapon?
00:17:13.000Yeah, it's it will they already and they don't have it wasn't that's what I mean Like it's not they don't have it.
00:17:49.000I think they do a bunch of crap that I'm upset with.
00:17:52.000Specifically arresting people for not wearing masks, which we're about to get into.
00:17:57.000But, come on, I don't look to exclusively empathize with lifetime felons who are in the process of committing assault that could very quickly escalate to murder.
00:18:06.000And we'll get to the anti-Asian hate crimes in a second.
00:18:08.000Well, and you're going to lose your license for six months.
00:18:10.000Don't do something that's going to put you in jail for five years.
00:18:53.000All right, so speaking of masking officers arresting people, look, this is something we need to touch on here.
00:19:00.000Hopefully we don't get banned for this.
00:19:02.000We say there is no definitive scientific study, and I've still asked, no one has sent me this, that shows your mask stubbed in a glove compartment, any reusable mask that you are using in the way most Americans are using it, actually effectively blocks the transmission of COVID.
00:20:04.000Thanks for throwing the swimming part in.
00:20:05.000There were outbreaks in summer camps and the kids had to go home.
00:20:10.000They had to not attend these summer camps.
00:20:13.000We're trying to make it possible for these kids to be able to have as normal of a summer as possible.
00:20:18.000If people are playing tennis and they're far away, we can say that their masks can come off.
00:20:25.000But if they're crowded on a soccer field, they're on top of each other, they're heavily breathing, we don't really think that's a good idea right now.
00:20:31.000These are kids who likely will not be vaccinated.
00:20:34.000Hey, guess how I know what she just said is bullshit.
00:20:37.000She just said if girls are playing soccer, they're on top of each other.
00:20:40.000Have you ever seen seven-year-olds play soccer on a regulation-sized field?
00:22:16.000To an elite athlete who is trying to set their personal best, let alone a state best, let alone a national best, to try and get maybe, I don't know, a college scholarship if, God willing, there isn't a man who decided to throw on a maxi dress and compete in your division.
00:22:29.000So, this girl in Oregon, we have the clip.
00:22:31.000She was wearing a mask and she passed out and hit her face in the ground and I believe may have suffered a concussion, direct result of a mask.
00:23:34.000And by the way, we did a segment on this where I went and I trained at the gym and my oxygen levels got to what is, what we're told from the CDC, what we're told from American health authorities, was too low.
00:23:47.000If you look at the metadata, you can go to PubMed and see restricted breathing with masks.
00:23:51.000And of course, oxygen levels are lower.
00:23:53.000And keep in mind, if one person pulls their mask down, let's say cheats there, they will have an advantage over their fellow athletes that Lance Armstrong didn't have with EPO.
00:24:02.000When you're talking about these performance enhancing drugs, like EPO is blood, you know, inside, blood doping,
00:24:07.000to increase your red blood cell count, why? So you can oxygenate the muscles, right?
00:25:10.000Even if it's in line with guidelines, you have enough parents who complain, who go to the parent-teacher boards, and so the coaches go, I just don't want to deal with this heat, I don't want to be fired because I'm following the guidelines, but they're mad about it.
00:25:26.000I had a cigar, and a lady came over and said, I can smell your stinky cigar from over here!
00:25:29.000I said, well, you must be really sensitive, because it's not even lit!
00:25:32.000I was going to meet someone afterward at the cigar lounge.
00:25:35.000And this is just what, and they complained, and imagine if that person had the authority to remove my livelihood because they have an opinion and they think that everyone else is anti-science.
00:25:44.000By the way, hit the notification bell because that doesn't mean a whole lot if you're just subscribed anymore.
00:25:49.000And the best thing to do is, look, we're a live show Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.
00:25:54.000And over-under on YouTube changing the live algorithm because they don't like seeing us being the top three out of five in any given week. You make a great point though, it really
00:26:22.000We have an exact example of that, so none of this stopped, even though it's within guidelines, New Hampshire track coach Brad Keyes from being fired for not requiring his athletes to wear masks.
00:26:33.000Brad Keyes was fired this week as the track and field coach at Pembroke Academy in Pembroke, New Hampshire, and he has been outspoken about it online.
00:26:57.000It's shoving the mask back into your nose and your mouth.
00:27:00.000It's going to get up to 80 degrees soon, and it's going to be really hard for us to keep doing what we like to do.
00:27:08.000The New Hampshire Interscholastic Athletic Association's Outdoor Track Guidelines recommend that athletes wear a face covering during competition.
00:27:26.000He was in line with the guidelines, scientific guidelines.
00:27:29.000By the way, so were we in the video that got removed on our 15-day anniversary, 15 Days to Flatten the Curve, removed from YouTube because it highlighted the guidelines back then, which go against the guidelines today.
00:28:12.000You have to live at elevation for a very long time to get the benefits, and you lose it very quickly.
00:28:17.000The point is, that's anti-science, making runners who are out there by themselves wear masks is anti-science, and people are losing their lives for being and losing their livelihoods.
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00:31:47.000So the tweet from the JFK Library announcing her win reads, In the face of backlash and threats, Governor Whitmer invoked emergency powers to contain the spread of the virus, issuing early controversial orders to close schools and businesses, Mandate mask wearing and ban large gatherings among other measures to keep people safe.
00:32:06.000Yeah, backlash and threats because you killed their grandparents.
00:32:31.000vetoed the bill to direct COVID-positive patients out of nursing homes because she wanted them in nursing homes, and she purposely put young COVID patients into senior living homes with old people, which is why they've had these horrible numbers.
00:32:43.000Now let's contrast that with Governor DeSantis, by the way, who's actually taking steps, and of course they're better off than Michigan, even though Governor Whitmer tried to say that the reason they have an outbreak is because of Florida, despite the fact that Florida doesn't have the same outbreak Michigan does, Oh, I just want to hurt myself.
00:32:59.000Let's just go to the clip of DeSantis.
00:33:17.000I'll also sign an executive order pursuant to that bill invalidating all remaining local emergency COVID orders effective on July 1st.
00:33:28.000But then to bridge the gap between then and now, I'm going to suspend, under my executive power, the local emergency orders as it relates to COVID.
00:33:39.000I think that's the evidence-based thing to do.
00:33:43.000Well, I thought that was important evidence.
00:33:49.000You think it would matter, for example, evidence and guidelines that you shouldn't wear masks while engaging in high-intensity aerobic activity, or putting members of the Crips from inner-city Detroit into senior living homes, that that could result in unsavory outcomes.
00:36:43.000Gerald, this is a segment that you've been pretty passionate about.
00:36:46.000Yeah, we brought this up, gosh, I don't remember how long ago.
00:36:49.000And I did some deep diving into it and found out like there's just no basis for this argument for them to be a state.
00:36:54.000But I'm going to give you some of the things that they're going to say are reasoned.
00:36:57.000Well, first let's go, yeah, first we do have, just so you don't have to take my word for it, or Gerald's word for it, it's all over the media.
00:37:04.000We have all the sources available at ladderworthcreditor.com.
00:37:06.000We try and do this just so people know if we're actually addressing a claim.
00:37:08.000We try and find the claim from those people so that we're not making it, because Brian Stelter will say, well, Republicans say we want to kill all blacks!
00:37:15.000And you'll be like, well, they've never said that.
00:38:23.000In Federalist 43, James Madison... By the way, that's Eleanor Norton, delegate for D.C.
00:38:26.000We're going to get into how I'll burn victim Eleanor.
00:38:30.000According to Federalist 43, James Madison wrote, and I'm going to read it here, the indispensable necessity of complete authority at the seat of government carries its own evidence with it.
00:38:39.000Without it, a dependence of the members of the general government on the state Comprehending the seat of government might bring on the national councils an imputation of all or influence.
00:38:49.000Read that as them having a little bit of power over the federal government, right?
00:38:52.000And we'll talk about that in just a second as well.
00:38:55.000Another truth, in Article 1, Section 8, Clause 17 of the Constitution specifically prohibits D.C.
00:39:02.000statehood, so we've got another overlay there, to exercise exclusive legislation in all cases whatsoever over such district not exceeding 10 miles squared.
00:39:09.000That's really the only thing about D.C.
00:39:11.000You can't make it bigger than 10 square miles.
00:40:35.000Across the United States today, Americans are taking down the remnants of the Confederacy as symbols of inequality, just as the House of Representatives is rising.
00:40:51.000up capital to ensure equality for all citizens every section of the country
00:41:00.000are united on the principle that is 51 the age of her grandson equality of responsibility someone's
00:41:10.000Sucked us paying federal income taxes.
00:42:26.000can't be a state, but it's important to know that this person is the spearhead.
00:42:30.000This person is the one who's really pulling the strings.
00:42:31.000This person is the one who has the power to influence people in Washington, D.C.
00:42:35.000Look, you might be a liberal, you might be a conservative, you might be a libertarian, you might be a Donald Trump supporter.
00:42:40.000I know that we have different factions, different political stripes who watch this show.
00:42:44.000But, when we talk about the elite, we are talking about career politicians who live in D.C., don't pay taxes, and then use their position of authority to shake down lobbyists for cash.
00:42:59.000Frankly, a surprise to see that we don't have a record, so far as I can tell, of your having given to me, despite my long and deep Uh, work.
00:43:20.000I am, I'm simply, candidly calling to ask for a contribution.
00:43:25.000The senior member of the, uh, committee, uh, subcommittee chair, we have obligations to raise funds.
00:43:34.000And I think it must have been me who hadn't, frankly, I've done my homework to ask for a contribution earlier.
00:43:42.000I'm going to make up for it by asking for one now when we particularly need contributions.
00:43:49.000Particularly those of us who have the seniority and the chairmanship.
00:43:55.000Why didn't anyone coach this lady on... It's not that she wasn't coached on not using the word contribution.
00:44:00.000You know, they would say, like, use words like, uh, I don't know, you know, uh, you know, maybe, uh, maybe, uh, give me a little something, something.
00:44:06.000I don't know, maybe treat, uh, Eleanor, you know, treat Sugar Mama right.
00:44:10.000It's that she is so not worried about accountability because she hasn't paid taxes, because she isn't beholden to actual, any kind of private sector employees or profit motive that she's just like, yeah, hey, look, give me some money.
00:44:21.000And you know what, the... That dang sucks!
00:44:26.000There were actually a few other Democrats involved in that scandal in 2010, like Nancy Pelosi was one.
00:44:31.000The reason we didn't include her is because one, we're talking about Eleanor, and two, no one else was that dumb to leave a voicemail.
00:45:04.000And then you just look into a brief history, you go, oh, because Because it's meant to be a place where people are impartial.
00:45:08.000You have some people right now in the media that go, well, why aren't they in D.C.?
00:45:10.000Why aren't they paying their taxes in D.C.?
00:45:12.000Because what we're supposed to have are people who pay taxes in their home states and represent their constituents going to a neutral territory, the state capital.
00:45:48.000It won't show you the historical context or how the Founding Fathers and then people who ran this country thereafter were expressly against D.C.
00:45:55.000being a state for a multitude of reasons.
00:45:56.000Yeah, and they'll make what sounds like a reasonable argument.
00:46:06.000It's a little different than what they claim it is.
00:46:08.000The next claim that they make is actually about population.
00:46:10.000Well, look, the entire state of Wyoming only has about 600,000 people, they'll say, and residents of D.C., that comes to about 700,000 people.
00:47:38.000When you have New York, you mean the city.
00:47:40.000To be fair, I think that's an overcount because they did that by satellite imaging, by heat imaging, and they counted the piles of hobo shit.
00:49:11.000But they agreed to it as is constitutionally prescribed, right?
00:49:14.000So if you're confused about the issue, Article 4, Section 3 makes it very clear.
00:49:18.000New states may be admitted by the Congress into this Union, but no new state shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other state.
00:49:25.000clear. Nor any state formed by the junction of two or more states or parts of states without
00:49:30.000the consent of legislatures of the states as well as Congress. Right? So those states
00:49:35.000have to agree we're going to do this in their legislatures, then it goes to Congress. You
00:49:39.000can't just sign an executive order and you can't just push for it randomly.
00:49:43.000So you need to find a state who is willing to...
00:51:38.000And then other states, I know New York lost one, California, I don't think any states lost two, but it was a net gain for Republicans, right?
00:51:44.000Now here's the thing, that was based on population, right?
00:51:48.000And hey, New York, if you just allowed your police officers to stop 80 of the extra murders, you wouldn't have lost a seat.
00:51:56.000Let's talk about shooting yourself and all of your citizens in the foot.
00:52:00.000So this is what, look at the difference.
00:52:02.000They gain seats in the House with this census because of population within the states appropriate.
00:52:06.000And now the power grab comparatively is we don't want to involve the states.
00:52:10.000It's not actually based on, it's not based on historical precedent.
00:52:13.000We just want this because you know what?
00:52:15.000We're losing some power now because people are leaving liberal areas for conservative areas.
00:52:19.000We have to try and shift this balance.
00:52:22.000was never supposed to be a place that you were supposed to go and live your life.
00:52:25.000You were supposed to go represent your constituents and then go home, right?
00:52:29.000And be able to vote in your home state and stuff like that as well.
00:52:31.000So, lest you take our word for it, Eleanor Norton comes to the rescue and was even asked this point-blank on Good Morning America, and she kind of pulled a Biden where she answered a question she wasn't asked.
00:52:41.000Yeah, she started talking about the filibuster.
00:53:31.000Never say anything you don't want read back to you in court and she leaves it.
00:53:35.000She committed the cardinal sin of being honest as a politician, and you can never do that apparently, right?
00:53:40.000Because abolishing the filibuster, you know that they've been talking about this to try to get things through Croninger's.
00:53:44.000That is the first step Democrats need to take to make sure that their agenda goes through expanding mail-in voting, crazy gun laws, free college, this topic of D.C.
00:54:04.000Well, this is actually the first time I've learned any of this, because people have asked me questions and I... And you just saw me go like... Look, that's the reason that we're covering this, because right now they assume that you're not going to take five minutes and look into this and realize that this is stupid.
00:54:16.000Well, I've always realized that's the point of equality, right?
00:54:43.000Keep all of the federal land, let them do their own thing like they want to do, but give all the other land back to Maryland, then Maryland's legislature has to vote to make it a state, then Congress has to approve it, then the Senate has to approve it, and it goes to the President's desk.
00:55:02.000They're not a state because it was never designed to be a state and they wanted it to continue not being a state so that people could represent their states in an unbiased municipality.
00:57:09.000They don't believe in actual founding intent in the country.
00:57:12.000That's why they think, well, actually, if you look at the Second Amendment, it says the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, the right of the people, right?
00:57:18.000They go, actually, we interpret this as meaning that people have no right to own firearms whatsoever.
00:58:07.000But it was, speaking of cause du jour, it was about maybe a month and a half ago when they started covering it after we were covering it, saying we had to do something.
00:58:15.000Sorry, Asian Americans, you've been used.
00:58:18.000But here, let's go back to a time when they cared about you.
00:58:21.000And a hate crime is, we want to document the hate crimes.
00:58:26.000Asian American hate has been as organic to American history, not as long as discrimination against African Americans that began in 1619.
00:58:37.000in 1690. A steady ferment in the United States. He's been fermented in a pickle jar.
00:58:45.000The very first Asian that came to this country about in the middle of the 19th century.
00:58:51.000I want everybody to watch this segment because it's just, it's outrageous.
00:58:54.000The NYPD investigating what they say is a hate crime assault against a 65-year-old Asian woman who was punched and kicked Monday in Midtown Manhattan by an attacker who allegedly made anti-Asian statements towards her and that's according to the police.
00:59:11.000It comes as the latest in a string of anti-Asian hate and violence making this a crisis.
00:59:18.000The Asian community and their situation has only been getting worse.
00:59:22.000James Corden's only qualification is adipose tissue.
00:59:26.000That George Takei clip too, he's like, you know, Asian hate is, you know.
01:00:16.000So, look, this is one thing, and I will actually give you a little bit of a self-defense segment here in a couple of minutes on some of these crimes, because a lot of them are happening with blunt instruments, which is pretty obviously disheartening.
01:00:27.000But keep in mind, the mainstream media, and you see this on CNN, you see this everywhere, they tried to paint this as what?
01:00:35.000And there are quite a few, we're going to go through quite a few examples of recent attacks that have taken place.
01:00:39.000Really, in the last week, I think the oldest one is 10 days old.
01:00:42.000And you'll notice that with the articles, they don't mention the race, as opposed to here, the headlines that you see that always have white supremacist attack, white person.
01:00:50.000If you read an article and they say they have the suspect, or they've already charged the suspect, right, the criminal, and it doesn't list their name, Or it usually means they're not a white person.
01:01:01.000Because if it's white, it will say white.
01:01:02.000Just like in the entertainment industry, if someone doesn't espouse politics at all, usually means they're more right-leaning because it's only a net positive in the entertainment industry to say that you're a Democrat.
01:01:13.000It's a virtue signal that gains you notoriety points.
01:01:16.000Same thing, you put in your article, white man commits, insert group, marginalized group, hate crime here.
01:01:24.000So it's important to note, we have all the sources available at ladderworthcrowder.com.
01:01:27.000You hit the link in the description so you can see the original sources for some of these hate crimes.
01:01:32.000Something else, too, that facts matter, statistics matter, and we can't necessarily explain the exact reason why, but if you are surprised to learn that there's a little bit of tension between the Black American and Asian American community, Perhaps you should check your dumbasshole privilege, because this has been going on for a very long time in this country.
01:01:51.000In San Francisco, where a lot of these crimes have been taking place, over 85% of physical assault crimes, all physical assault crimes, against Asians were committed by a black attacker.
01:02:01.000Nationally, blacks make up the largest percent of perpetrators.
01:02:20.000But we do understand that there has been an increase, and they want you to believe it's because of Kung Flu, or Donald Trump saying that this came from Wuhan.
01:02:28.000Meaning, being geographically accurate.
01:02:31.000Like we've done with other diseases and pandemics in the past.
01:02:34.000Yeah, they want you to think that Donald Trump was up there with a topographical mask going, Look!
01:05:14.000I mean, look, I'm not saying that he didn't go down, but he got up.
01:05:17.000He got up because his kid... I mean, can you imagine this?
01:05:19.000I have a son right now, and if somebody attacked me and was beating me, and my son's stroller started rolling down the street, which is what just happened right there... Shoot him.
01:06:54.000If it's an Asian attacker, they're mad because people like us are talking about the realistic crime statistics regarding people who are perpetrating anti-Asian attacks against them, and it's white supremacy.
01:07:03.000So if the answer is always white supremacy, does the question really matter?
01:07:14.000We may not want to run the whole clip, but you need to know what's going on in this country right now because the media has moved on, and I want Asian Americans out there to be safe, to have their head in a swivel.
01:07:24.000His head was stomped, leaving him in critical condition with cerebral contusions, facial fractures.
01:07:40.000And keep in mind that if that man was then apprehended by the police officers and tried to get away and they roughed him up a little bit, those police officers would be on trial for murder and we would exclusively empathize with him.
01:07:53.000Just because you don't have the video of the woman being pistol whipped in front of her kid when George Floyd committed an armed robbery doesn't mean it didn't happen.
01:08:02.000If you saw George Floyd doing that, would you have a different opinion?
01:08:05.000How would you feel if a cop Subdue that guy afterward.
01:08:08.000As a matter of fact, how would you feel if after that, the cop said, hey, are you high as a kite right now?
01:09:22.000Asian Americans who are actually being assaulted in record numbers in San Francisco, 85 percent!
01:09:30.000That's an important, that's a statistically significant number, okay?
01:09:34.000Are you saying that, are you saying that Asian Americans in San Francisco should, if they're trying to stay safer, should be racially profiling?
01:09:41.000I'm saying that you should be racially profiling and being aware if you are in neighborhoods where there have been anti-Asian hate crimes And there are a lot of people who are black and you are Asian.
01:09:49.000I think that you should be careful right now because 85%, and it's a staggering rise in crime in San Francisco, are being committed against Asians by black Americans.
01:09:57.000I think you need to be aware, and you need to understand the risks right now, and you need to hold your city government accountable who has stirred up and fomented hatred.
01:10:09.000If 85% of all crimes in this area were being committed against a specific group of people and they all looked like Gerald, I would keep my head on a swivel for any 6'5 guy with blonde hair, blue eyes, who makes corny jokes.
01:11:08.000Again, we're going to do a segment here just on kind of keeping yourself safe, some self-defense scenarios, being a more situational awareness because a lot of people out there don't really even have the forethought sometimes until they find themselves in a bad situation.
01:11:20.000A lot of attacks are taking place with blunt force instruments right now.
01:11:27.000What's happening is not people going out necessarily saying, hey, I'm going to attack an Asian person where they would have maybe a gun or even a knife.
01:11:34.000What's happening is maybe an Asian person says something that they don't like and they take it as a racist attack.
01:11:40.000If you read some of these stories, this has happened quite a bit.
01:11:42.000She said something anti-black and they said, I didn't say anything anti-black.
01:13:05.000Which, by the way, and I know that a lot of, I think we have this clip here, I know, so this is, I want you to understand that this is an outlier.
01:13:12.000This is an exception to the rule where sometimes you can take your crab or crane stance to defend yourself.
01:13:20.000slim chance of it working, but I want you to see when it does.
01:13:49.000And he stands like this, and all of a sudden you see this guy backing up.
01:13:51.000He's like, I ain't even that mad though.
01:13:54.000Alright, so we're going to start this here and then we're going to go to Mug Club, but it's time to teach a little bit.
01:14:00.000If you find yourself opposite a Leslie Jones with a hammer or someone with a brick, it's time to show some... Are you saying we don't have a stinger?
01:14:08.000Alright, well we're going to bring in Smooth Manny here and show you what would be appropriate to do in a situation with an attacker like this.
01:14:43.000I paid for many, many years of self-defense as a kid and ultimately would just get my ass kicked because they would teach you useless crap.
01:14:50.000With a knife, your only option is to run.
01:15:27.000And so now what people need to do, first off, the best thing you can do is run away, but inertia requires movement and hitting right at the extension of that sort of momentum, that blow.
01:15:39.000People out there who haven't gone to a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class, I recommend that you go, or Judo, they teach you sort of distance and timing, maybe sometimes even some Karate.
01:15:47.000So what you would have to do here is treat Manny like he's George Foreman.
01:15:49.000In other words, he doesn't have a knockout blow, but he does with a hammer.
01:15:56.000So, what you want to do is, you don't want to get, if I can get into boxing range, and you see people talking about this on, you see this on YouTube, right?
01:17:15.000Well and Steven, a good point here is that you're not necessarily going to get out unscathed, but at least you're not going to get the knockout blow by having some distance.
01:17:22.000This is why I would say using this push kick to keep them away is not going to do anything with a knife because they can still cut.