Louder with Crowder - April 08, 2021


GUN CONTROL IS HERE! Biden’s Agenda Gets RADICAL | Louder with Crowder


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Dave and Crowder are joined by Gerald Tuckanoan and Tim Tocanowan to discuss George Washington without the teeth, Clarence Thomas, and a call between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden. They also discuss the term Latinx and whether or not they prefer it.

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00:01:02.000 I made some movies I'm not proud of.
00:01:05.000 Good to be here.
00:01:06.000 That was vulgar.
00:01:07.000 What?
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00:01:09.000 Have you seen the movies I'm in?
00:01:11.000 You wouldn't be proud of them, either.
00:01:14.000 Anyway, good to be here.
00:01:16.000 Welcome to Louder with Crowder.
00:01:18.000 I'm Dave Landau.
00:01:20.000 Of course, some of you have heard of me.
00:01:22.000 Most of you haven't.
00:01:23.000 And joining me today in the studio, we've got Gerald.
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00:01:31.000 I had to switch it up, Tocanowan. 0.98
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00:01:46.000 We're going into the wall.
00:01:48.000 Anyway, thank you guys for tuning in, and be sure to subscribe.
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00:01:59.000 Get that shirt right there. 1.00
00:02:00.000 Today we're talking- It's George Washington without the teeth, jerks. 0.99
00:02:05.000 He had a mix mash of teeth. 0.99
00:02:07.000 Fine, whatever.
00:02:08.000 How many times do I have to explain that?
00:02:09.000 Yeah, he had some people's teeth that worked for him.
00:02:12.000 I shouldn't say worked.
00:02:15.000 But yeah, then he had, you know, wooden teeth in there too.
00:02:18.000 What a mess.
00:02:19.000 Total lie. 0.93
00:02:20.000 I bet everybody stunk.
00:02:23.000 Can you imagine how bad everyone smelled back then?
00:02:25.000 Social distancing was a thing for a reason.
00:02:26.000 Can you imagine his breath?
00:02:27.000 Oh yeah, just the breath of him on top of you.
00:02:31.000 I don't know, George, why did you go right to that?
00:02:34.000 I just pictured Barbara Washington or whatever it's called. 0.99
00:02:38.000 Martha Washington.
00:02:41.000 You know, one of the Washingtons. 0.99
00:02:43.000 Yeah, one of them.
00:02:44.000 One of the many.
00:02:45.000 What is this, the Biden family?
00:02:46.000 One of his kids that look like you.
00:02:54.000 Oh, man.
00:02:55.000 Lineage.
00:02:56.000 Good start.
00:02:57.000 Anyway, yes.
00:02:57.000 I think this is the third rail.
00:02:59.000 Is this literally what he just texted me about?
00:03:02.000 Okay.
00:03:03.000 Well, no.
00:03:03.000 We're not doing anything that's offensive.
00:03:05.000 Not on Dave Landau's Louder with Crowder.
00:03:08.000 Nope.
00:03:09.000 No, sir.
00:03:10.000 Today we are, though.
00:03:11.000 We are going to talk about the term Latinx and see if Hispanic people actually do prefer it.
00:03:16.000 And Hunter Biden also smoked Parmesan cheese, which is kind of weird.
00:03:22.000 We'll get to Clarence Thomas, the epic concurring opinion about digital media companies and the allegations against Deshaun Watson.
00:03:32.000 Have you heard about this guy?
00:03:35.000 Heck of a QB.
00:03:39.000 Spoken like a true fan.
00:03:41.000 Right?
00:03:41.000 Is that how you say it?
00:03:42.000 Is that football?
00:03:43.000 Yes, it's football.
00:03:45.000 Am I doing this right?
00:03:47.000 Is that right?
00:03:48.000 QB is correct, yes.
00:03:50.000 With a name like Deshawn, I knew it wasn't hockey.
00:03:52.000 That's true.
00:03:53.000 Wow.
00:03:53.000 There is one Deshawn in hockey.
00:03:55.000 Is there?
00:03:55.000 Yeah, he drowned.
00:03:57.000 Okay, moving on.
00:03:59.000 It was a hot day.
00:04:00.000 Terrible.
00:04:01.000 It was very warm.
00:04:01.000 They didn't understand you had to wait for it to freeze.
00:04:05.000 What position were you?
00:04:06.000 I was a tight end.
00:04:07.000 A tight end?
00:04:08.000 Yeah, don't you know.
00:04:10.000 Stop! 1.00
00:04:10.000 We'll keep that from behind the paywall. 1.00
00:04:12.000 Anyway, and finally, we have exclusive tapes from a phone call between President Trump and former Vice President Joe Biden.
00:04:21.000 How do you guys like that?
00:04:23.000 I love it!
00:04:23.000 And again, we're just gonna jump on it again.
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00:04:35.000 Comment, comment, comment! 0.73
00:04:37.000 Yes, not right now on YouTube because you can't because you are degenerates for the most part, but the people that are on the Blaze can chat and we'll answer those later on.
00:04:45.000 Yes, hit that bell.
00:04:46.000 And we love you either way, I'm just saying.
00:04:48.000 Yeah, we appreciate that you're here.
00:04:49.000 Many fans.
00:04:50.000 Not that much. 1.00
00:04:50.000 Yeah, many fans from my old show that are garbage. 1.00
00:04:55.000 Just trash. 1.00
00:04:56.000 And we love you. 0.99
00:04:58.000 And I love many of them.
00:05:00.000 Anyway, many of them I don't.
00:05:03.000 It's the opposite of love.
00:05:05.000 They won't go away.
00:05:06.000 It's like a cyst.
00:05:10.000 Breaking right now, Biden to take executive action on guns.
00:05:15.000 Biden is going to issue executive actions on guns today.
00:05:20.000 I read that twice.
00:05:24.000 Hahahahaha! 0.90
00:05:27.000 I guess I shouldn't read the part that says don't read.
00:05:31.000 So anyway, Biden is expected to issue six orders supposedly aimed at reducing gun violence by requiring background checks for ghost guns and red flag laws.
00:05:41.000 What is a ghost gun?
00:05:42.000 I don't even know.
00:05:43.000 I believe Peter Venkman had one.
00:05:46.000 Nice.
00:05:47.000 Thank you.
00:05:47.000 I'm glad you liked it.
00:05:49.000 We'll have to look it up, like what technically is a ghost gun?
00:05:53.000 It's a gun that doesn't have a serial number.
00:05:56.000 Oh, is that what it is?
00:05:57.000 Because it's legal to sell those now.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, they could sell you an 80% lower and then you drill holes in it and... Oh, is that what it is?
00:06:05.000 Yeah, and it doesn't have a serial number.
00:06:07.000 I didn't know that.
00:06:08.000 Hey, we learn something every day.
00:06:09.000 Gotcha.
00:06:10.000 So that is what I buy out of lunch bags.
00:06:13.000 Correct.
00:06:14.000 I love it.
00:06:14.000 Tim has a few.
00:06:16.000 Does he?
00:06:16.000 Mm-hmm.
00:06:17.000 I bought two off of them, don't tell anybody.
00:06:19.000 The guy's trunk is filled with guns.
00:06:21.000 That's just weird.
00:06:22.000 Yeah.
00:06:22.000 Ghost guns.
00:06:23.000 Ghost guns, yeah.
00:06:23.000 They're not real.
00:06:25.000 So you go to reach him and you're like, where?
00:06:27.000 Where the hell?
00:06:27.000 You go like, oh.
00:06:30.000 Where's my hologram gun?
00:06:30.000 And then you just cover it in ectoplasm and you're like, that's not ectoplasm.
00:06:34.000 All right.
00:06:35.000 Anyway.
00:06:35.000 So, which makes you wonder... Deshawn?
00:06:38.000 Deshawn?
00:06:40.000 Is he getting a trunk tug?
00:06:42.000 It's a little early.
00:06:46.000 Which makes you wonder who's running the show here, since during the Democratic debates, Joe insisted on following the Constitution when it came to gun laws.
00:06:55.000 I mean, I would just say, hey, Joe, it's sad to say, you know, we can't let's say yes, we can.
00:07:01.000 Let's be constitutional. We got to. Yes, we can. No, Kamala. 0.80
00:07:08.000 Oh, this is terrible.
00:07:10.000 She is annoying. 1.00
00:07:11.000 She's haunting us.
00:07:13.000 She sounds like she's crying whenever she speaks.
00:07:16.000 It's a plaintiff whale.
00:07:21.000 I thought a whale different.
00:07:23.000 But she's not heavy.
00:07:25.000 She's very in shape.
00:07:26.000 And she flaps her arms while making a point.
00:07:29.000 Like a chicken.
00:07:29.000 That's right.
00:07:31.000 She's like, ah, caca! 1.00
00:07:32.000 And then there's eggs that she lays, and then it's like, kill it! 1.00
00:07:36.000 So... Not literally, of course. 0.95
00:07:39.000 No, no, not literally.
00:07:40.000 No.
00:07:40.000 Just before it hatches.
00:07:42.000 Scrambling.
00:07:43.000 So it's... That's it, anyway.
00:07:47.000 Move on.
00:07:47.000 Roe vs. Wade vs. Kamala.
00:07:50.000 It's also a bit ironic since we recently found out Joe Biden's son Hunter lied about his past drug use to try and buy a gun in 2018.
00:07:59.000 Which is a felony!
00:08:00.000 Well normally it's a felony.
00:08:03.000 Not in this particular case I guess because it's Joe Biden's son.
00:08:06.000 I'm also finding this out now myself as a gun owner.
00:08:11.000 And it ended up in a dumpster next to a school, right?
00:08:13.000 Yeah.
00:08:14.000 Yes.
00:08:14.000 That's just weird.
00:08:16.000 Well, I think if you're gonna throw a gun away, it's important to do it near a school.
00:08:21.000 Yeah.
00:08:21.000 I've always said that.
00:08:23.000 I thought it was like you throw it in a river or a lake, probably.
00:08:27.000 What I do is I just paint the tip of a real gun orange and just hand it to any kid.
00:08:32.000 Oh, totally not real.
00:08:33.000 Here you go.
00:08:33.000 It's not loaded.
00:08:36.000 And it's like, it is loaded.
00:08:37.000 They do things differently in Detroit, don't they?
00:08:39.000 They do.
00:08:40.000 Well, if you pull an orange tip gun on a cop, you're not gonna make it home for supper.
00:08:44.000 That's actually on our flag.
00:08:46.000 It's a little wordy.
00:08:50.000 Yeah, it's not a great slogan.
00:08:53.000 That's why they came up with Pure Michigan, because Tim Allen was tired of going, paint the tip orange.
00:09:00.000 Come to Pure Michigan and pull a gun on a cop.
00:09:03.000 So, question of the day.
00:09:05.000 Will I get the show cancelled?
00:09:07.000 Yes!
00:09:08.000 Likely.
00:09:09.000 Is the jury still up?
00:09:10.000 Is it still up?
00:09:11.000 Highly likely.
00:09:13.000 Okay, I actually, the real question of the day is, what do you remember from the Hunter Biden story?
00:09:18.000 Was it memory hold for you?
00:09:27.000 Comment down below, that's what I'm telling the viewers.
00:09:29.000 Comment down below, what do you remember from the Biden story?
00:09:33.000 Put it down there.
00:09:34.000 I don't care.
00:09:35.000 Write your comment.
00:09:36.000 I'm not you.
00:09:37.000 I'm me.
00:09:38.000 I'm better than you.
00:09:40.000 Look at me.
00:09:41.000 And now look at you.
00:09:44.000 You lose.
00:09:46.000 Look at Gerald.
00:09:47.000 He's better than you.
00:09:49.000 There you go.
00:09:52.000 He's a tall man.
00:09:54.000 He is.
00:09:55.000 You can't tell in the chair.
00:09:57.000 No, he's sitting.
00:09:58.000 I've heard that more than anything else.
00:10:00.000 I'm surprised by how tall you guys are.
00:10:02.000 Oh, I always get the complete opposite.
00:10:05.000 I don't ever get that.
00:10:06.000 No, I always get like, wow, you're short.
00:10:09.000 Do women talk to you? 1.00
00:10:11.000 Just your wife. 0.99
00:10:12.000 Yes.
00:10:14.000 She's taller.
00:10:14.000 No, in a good way.
00:10:15.000 Everyone's taller.
00:10:16.000 No, it's fine.
00:10:18.000 You owed me for that comment I made yesterday.
00:10:22.000 Yours landed better.
00:10:23.000 It's fine.
00:10:25.000 Well, it hurt equally as much.
00:10:29.000 You've probably heard the new term, Latinx, going around.
00:10:32.000 It's supposed to be a politically correct way to refer to Hispanic people.
00:10:36.000 You guys have heard of this?
00:10:37.000 It's like genderless. 0.87
00:10:38.000 I think, yeah.
00:10:40.000 It's to avoid a gender... yeah, whatever. 0.99
00:10:45.000 It's not true.
00:10:46.000 I just don't care.
00:10:49.000 It's, uh, it's Hispanic people and to avoid a gender language, which, I mean, never mind that every word in Spanish is gendered.
00:10:55.000 Anyway, we decided to go out and ask some Latinx people what they thought of the term.
00:11:11.000 Latinx community.
00:11:12.000 Latinx.
00:11:13.000 Latino.
00:11:14.000 A Latinx person.
00:11:15.000 Here's some Spanish 101 that can be hard for people learning the language.
00:11:19.000 Every noun has a gender.
00:11:20.000 Language is ever-changing, and that's certainly the case when it comes to defining people of Spanish-speaking origin here in the U.S.
00:11:26.000 Spanish is a gendered language, and the O favors masculinity. 0.99
00:11:30.000 So now, we have Latinx. 0.67
00:11:31.000 The Spanish language is really gendered, so Latinx is the gender-neutral alternative.
00:11:36.000 I identify as Latinx.
00:11:38.000 I mean, obviously.
00:11:39.000 Everything that we were taught came within the last hundred years and it all came from straight white men. 0.92
00:11:45.000 This notion that any masculine presence in a space changes the grammar of the language.
00:11:53.000 Assigning importance to gender in a way that communicates to girls and women that their experience is necessarily changed by the presence of masculinity.
00:12:05.000 And when I think about that linguistically, and I think about the implications on a culture whose language has that kind of hidden inequality with regards to binary genders.
00:12:18.000 Despite what the media, Twitter, and my Netflix queue has told me, look, I am not convinced that Latinx is a thing, that it's ever been a thing, outside of rich, white women's circles.
00:12:29.000 And so I decided to check it out for myself with people who actually speak the Romance languages.
00:12:34.000 Nowadays they're talking about, like, language that's offensive.
00:12:37.000 Do you refer to yourself as Latino, Latina, or Latinx?
00:12:40.000 Because now they're saying Latinx is the term.
00:12:44.000 Have you heard that?
00:12:45.000 Latina.
00:12:47.000 Latino, okay. 0.61
00:12:48.000 Yeah, because now they're saying Latin X is the new term they're using in college.
00:12:52.000 Did you know that?
00:12:53.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:12:55.000 Hi, I'm so sorry.
00:12:56.000 This might be a weird question.
00:12:59.000 I was asking, you look Latino.
00:13:00.000 I'm sorry?
00:13:02.000 Are you Latin American, Latino, Hispanic?
00:13:05.000 Latino.
00:13:07.000 Are you a Latina?
00:13:08.000 Yes, I do.
00:13:10.000 The reason I ask is because I don't want to be offensive.
00:13:13.000 You know, I want to be sensitive.
00:13:15.000 And what do you prefer as the proper terminology?
00:13:18.000 Do you prefer Latina, Latino, Latinx?
00:13:22.000 Hmm, I don't know.
00:13:26.000 Do you call yourself Latinx?
00:13:30.000 Okay, give me a moment.
00:13:31.000 No, no, it's okay.
00:13:33.000 I don't know.
00:13:33.000 Just Latina?
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 Okay, so Latina is not offensive.
00:13:37.000 Is that okay? That's respectful if I say Latina American?
00:13:40.000 Yes.
00:13:41.000 Okay, okay, that's all.
00:13:42.000 All right, thank you very much.
00:13:43.000 I appreciate it.
00:13:44.000 And since I'm a busy man, I asked some of my employees to go do the same.
00:13:48.000 I prefer the term Latin or Latina.
00:13:51.000 I prefer to like Latinx.
00:13:55.000 Have you heard of that?
00:13:55.000 No.
00:13:56.000 No?
00:13:57.000 Yeah, it's like... I don't like that.
00:13:58.000 You don't, yeah.
00:13:59.000 I don't like that, no.
00:14:00.000 Okay, that's a... Is that the way you're teaching at school or no?
00:14:03.000 Well, now that's like the PC term.
00:14:06.000 Yeah, I know.
00:14:06.000 You're supposed to say Latinx.
00:14:08.000 I don't like that.
00:14:09.000 You don't like that?
00:14:09.000 It's regular.
00:14:10.000 Are you Latino by any chance?
00:14:12.000 Yeah.
00:14:12.000 Okay, so question for you.
00:14:13.000 Have you heard the term Latinx?
00:14:16.000 I don't know.
00:14:17.000 Latinx? 0.67
00:14:18.000 No, I haven't heard of that.
00:14:19.000 I don't know.
00:14:20.000 I don't know.
00:14:21.000 I think it's like Latina.
00:14:22.000 Yeah, it's Latina.
00:14:24.000 Latinx? 0.67
00:14:24.000 I don't know. 0.67
00:14:26.000 No?
00:14:26.000 No.
00:14:27.000 I told her, yeah.
00:14:28.000 I guess we're trying to figure out if it's like useful to start using that.
00:14:31.000 If you like Latina.
00:14:32.000 Latina's good? 1.00
00:14:33.000 Yeah.
00:14:34.000 Latina.
00:14:34.000 Same thing?
00:14:35.000 You never heard of Latinx?
00:14:37.000 Mexicana.
00:14:38.000 Latina.
00:14:39.000 Mexicana.
00:14:40.000 I like that one.
00:14:41.000 Latina.
00:14:42.000 I'm just trying not to be, you know, you don't need...
00:14:43.000 But no X.
00:14:44.000 Yeah, no X.
00:14:45.000 Yeah.
00:14:46.000 Yeah, they added that.
00:14:48.000 Alright, thanks!
00:14:49.000 You know what I'm talking about?
00:14:50.000 There's Latin X. It's like the new phrasing.
00:14:56.000 No?
00:14:56.000 I'm just curious if people actually call each other Latinx.
00:15:01.000 I don't really use that word because it's pretty weird, okay?
00:15:06.000 Okay.
00:15:07.000 Do you like being called Latina, Latino, or Latinx?
00:15:12.000 Latinx? 0.67
00:15:13.000 Do you like being called Latinx?
00:15:15.000 Like Latinx?
00:15:17.000 Have you ever heard of it?
00:15:19.000 Okay, so you don't go by Latinx?
00:15:22.000 Okay.
00:15:24.000 There's this term going around like social media, Latinx.
00:15:27.000 Have you ever heard that?
00:15:29.000 Latinx, it's like Latino, but like they cut out the gendered language.
00:15:34.000 I don't know.
00:15:35.000 Do you know anybody that knows what that is?
00:15:38.000 Prefer to be referred to like Latinx or Latina.
00:15:43.000 Latina.
00:15:43.000 Latina?
00:15:44.000 Have you ever heard of Latinx before?
00:15:46.000 Have you heard of that?
00:15:50.000 Have you ever heard of the term Latinx?
00:15:53.000 Which one?
00:15:54.000 Latinx.
00:15:55.000 Have you ever heard of that?
00:15:57.000 Say it again?
00:15:58.000 Yeah, what is Latinx?
00:15:59.000 Have you ever heard of that?
00:16:02.000 It's like... It's like the new way you're supposed to say Latina or Latin.
00:16:06.000 or Latin.
00:16:11.000 You never heard of it?
00:16:13.000 It's like trending on Twitter.
00:16:14.000 It's like, trending on Twitter.
00:16:17.000 Which do you prefer?
00:16:18.000 Do you like... It's better.
00:16:19.000 It's just regular Hispanic. 1.00
00:16:20.000 Regular... That's what we're just trying to figure out.
00:16:23.000 Like, it's... You don't want to be offensive, you know, these days.
00:16:26.000 I prefer if it's like, Latinx or Latina.
00:16:30.000 I prefer if it's like, Latino. 0.99
00:16:32.000 Latino, like, just to cover all?
00:16:34.000 Yeah, but the other one is in a different word.
00:16:37.000 In like, Spanish, you know?
00:16:38.000 Right, because it's gendered, right? 1.00
00:16:41.000 It doesn't really work in Spanish.
00:16:42.000 I really don't like the term.
00:16:44.000 You know the one with the G?
00:16:46.000 Yeah.
00:16:47.000 It's like an X at the end that cut off the last part.
00:16:50.000 Yeah, it doesn't work in Spanish in the way that the language does.
00:16:57.000 Yeah.
00:16:57.000 It's good.
00:16:58.000 There's like, people who are Latin, who speak Spanish and stuff, are transgender, but it's really good.
00:17:05.000 Okay.
00:17:06.000 Okay, so do you prefer, like, Latino, or would you prefer, like, if people use Latinx more?
00:17:12.000 That's fine.
00:17:19.000 Okay, thank you.
00:17:24.000 So there you go, out of everyone we asked, only one person preferred the term Latinx, was younger, woke, more Americanized.
00:17:32.000 The Pew Research Center has just published its first study on the use of the gender-neutral term Latinx.
00:17:39.000 It found that most Latinx adults in the United States haven't heard of the word, and only about 3% use it to identify themselves as an individual.
00:17:49.000 What do you think?
00:17:50.000 Have you encountered people requesting the term Latinx in your everyday life? 0.79
00:17:55.000 Or do you think that this deserves to remain in the rich white feminist graveyard? 1.00
00:18:02.000 The rich white feminist graveyard is actually in Los Angeles. 1.00
00:18:14.000 That's good to know.
00:18:15.000 Is it on the tourist map?
00:18:17.000 It is.
00:18:18.000 If you look to your left, there's the Rich White Feminist Graveyard. 1.00
00:18:21.000 It's pretty cool.
00:18:22.000 You put flowers on just the men's graves.
00:18:25.000 The male feminists.
00:18:26.000 Oh, okay.
00:18:27.000 That's a thing.
00:18:27.000 Did you know that?
00:18:28.000 Support, yeah.
00:18:28.000 Guys, go ahead and ring that bell.
00:18:31.000 That's the best way for us to get subscribers along with commenting.
00:18:34.000 Hit up that bell.
00:18:35.000 Hear that?
00:18:36.000 That's a bell.
00:18:37.000 Click it.
00:18:38.000 Smack it. 0.75
00:18:38.000 Hear it. 0.75
00:18:39.000 Smack it. 0.75
00:18:40.000 These aren't your old fans, Dave.
00:18:42.000 These are our fans.
00:18:43.000 A different crowd.
00:18:44.000 Yeah, slap it, tug it.
00:18:46.000 What's the bop game?
00:18:48.000 Yeah, it's bop it.
00:18:49.000 Flick it.
00:18:50.000 Rub it.
00:18:51.000 No.
00:18:52.000 No.
00:18:52.000 Hey, NFL player.
00:18:56.000 We'll get to it.
00:18:57.000 You'll understand later.
00:18:58.000 You'll understand later, guys.
00:18:59.000 I don't know if you've heard about that.
00:19:00.000 QB.
00:19:03.000 I want my quarterback quarterback.
00:19:05.000 All right.
00:19:08.000 The song none of the women sang. 0.98
00:19:09.000 No.
00:19:10.000 No.
00:19:10.000 Baby back ribs.
00:19:12.000 Remember that Chili's?
00:19:14.000 Of course.
00:19:15.000 Who can forget that?
00:19:15.000 Classic.
00:19:16.000 Yeah, then you have the McRib.
00:19:17.000 I've never eaten a McRib.
00:19:19.000 It's disgusting.
00:19:19.000 I'm not gonna lie.
00:19:19.000 I'm pissed off about that one.
00:19:21.000 They're seasonal.
00:19:22.000 The Irish should be offended by the McRib. 1.00
00:19:24.000 Come on.
00:19:25.000 Why would it be seasonal?
00:19:26.000 Like the animal that comes from...
00:19:29.000 It's in season.
00:19:31.000 You understand the green shake around St.
00:19:33.000 Patrick's Day, but not the McRib.
00:19:36.000 I will eat a drink, a shamrock shake, all day.
00:19:40.000 That is a delicious treat.
00:19:42.000 Is it?
00:19:43.000 Now, I don't know if it's pork or cow the McRib comes from, or the shape of a rib.
00:19:47.000 It's a mystery meat. 0.85
00:19:48.000 But yeah, it's a very sick animal.
00:19:52.000 I guess they have to wait for it to want to kill itself, and then they're like, oh, it's in season.
00:19:57.000 It's got a whooping cough.
00:20:00.000 It started cutting itself.
00:20:01.000 Get the marketing going.
00:20:04.000 It keeps running headfirst into a wall like Aaron Hernandez.
00:20:10.000 That football?
00:20:11.000 Yeah, that's another football player.
00:20:12.000 A tight end!
00:20:13.000 Is he a tight end?
00:20:14.000 Well, he was.
00:20:14.000 I heard he had a couple lovers.
00:20:19.000 So anyway, CBS makes, am I on the right part?
00:20:24.000 Great.
00:20:24.000 You are.
00:20:25.000 Yeah.
00:20:25.000 I don't know if you guys do know that CBS has made Hunter Biden the victim.
00:20:29.000 Oh, that's sad.
00:20:30.000 Hunter Biden is coming out with a memoir entitled Beautiful Things, named after his niece's feet.
00:20:41.000 Am I wrong?
00:20:42.000 It's very true.
00:20:44.000 We can put up sources.
00:20:47.000 They'll take the video down.
00:20:50.000 We won't put up the video.
00:20:50.000 It's actually a crime.
00:20:53.000 And earlier this week, he did two CBS interviews to promote the book.
00:20:58.000 Did you say you and your dad talk every night?
00:21:01.000 Every night.
00:21:02.000 Yeah.
00:21:02.000 If it's possible to pull the politics out of it, I'm left with tremendous sympathy for a family that has been ripped and wounded by this.
00:21:09.000 I mean, no matter how good a parent you are or how bad a parent you are, this can happen to your family and we're seeing it play out in a very public detail.
00:21:17.000 Yeah, it's absolutely true.
00:21:18.000 If it helps them get better, I'm sure Joe Biden's all for it.
00:21:20.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:21:21.000 As a father.
00:21:22.000 He's got family support for sure.
00:21:23.000 He came to my apartment one time, and this is when he was still in office as vice president.
00:21:29.000 And so he kind of ditched his Secret Service, figured out a way to get over to the house.
00:21:33.000 Irresponsible.
00:21:34.000 And I said, what are you doing here?
00:21:35.000 He said, honey, what are you doing?
00:21:39.000 I said, dad, I'm fine.
00:21:40.000 He said, you're not fine.
00:21:43.000 So he calls his adult son Honey.
00:21:49.000 I refer to Steven as Sweetie.
00:21:50.000 My dad called me Sugar Tits. 0.51
00:21:53.000 He'd flick my nips.
00:21:58.000 Sugar? 0.97
00:21:59.000 He'd be like, you're on punishment, Sugar Tits. 0.99
00:22:02.000 And that was the punishment?
00:22:04.000 The flicking?
00:22:04.000 That was it.
00:22:06.000 I'm glad it didn't go any further than that.
00:22:08.000 I mean, it went on though for days.
00:22:12.000 When you least expected it. 0.98
00:22:14.000 It's like being waterboarded, except with nipples. 1.00
00:22:19.000 Did your parents punish you? 1.00
00:22:25.000 Of course!
00:22:25.000 I have sympathy for Joe Biden and his family.
00:22:29.000 You can be a great father and sometimes really tragic things can happen.
00:22:33.000 A lot of you guys know my sister was into drugs and I've talked about this.
00:22:36.000 She has a great redemptive story.
00:22:38.000 We grew up in the same house, right?
00:22:41.000 So things like that can happen.
00:22:42.000 I think what we're poking a little bit of fun at here is that it seems like there's a lot of weird stuff going on in the Biden household as well.
00:22:49.000 So it's not just that part.
00:22:51.000 I think drugs are pretty normal.
00:22:53.000 But if your dad came over to talk to her and was like, hey, young man, like that's essentially what honey is.
00:23:00.000 Yeah.
00:23:02.000 It's weird.
00:23:03.000 You don't call a guy that.
00:23:04.000 Maybe your mom would call you that, but not your dad.
00:23:07.000 I'd be like, hey, son, like there's like this father-son moment.
00:23:10.000 Son, you're not okay.
00:23:11.000 And maybe if honey, I don't know.
00:23:13.000 Yeah, that's just weird.
00:23:14.000 It's just weird.
00:23:15.000 Here, you combine it with smelling kids. 0.93
00:23:17.000 You combine it with putting women on his lap. 0.99
00:23:19.000 You combine it with forgetting.
00:23:21.000 I'm just like, I don't know, man.
00:23:22.000 That's a little strange.
00:23:24.000 Yeah, he didn't know who he was talking to.
00:23:25.000 He thought it was his wife.
00:23:27.000 I thought my dad ditched his Secret Service detail and showed up at my house calling me honey.
00:23:33.000 Also, Donald Trump Jr.
00:23:35.000 gives a really impassioned speech at the RNC, and everyone's like, oh, he must be on cocaine.
00:23:40.000 Meanwhile, we know what Hunter Biden was doing, and what's the media talking about?
00:23:45.000 Oh yeah, did you see the squirrely, shaky, scared-looking Hunter head?
00:23:51.000 That's what cocaine looks like, and it's because I used to do it and I had access to mirrors.
00:23:57.000 In fact, I was looking at a mirror when I would snort it.
00:24:02.000 Those are handy.
00:24:03.000 They come in handy, Dave.
00:24:04.000 Yeah, they do.
00:24:05.000 Well, that's why you have the mirror.
00:24:06.000 It's like you want to look good after you've powdered your nose.
00:24:10.000 It's true.
00:24:11.000 Got it.
00:24:12.000 Anyway.
00:24:13.000 In the Quran.
00:24:14.000 All right, so, and of course, CBS grilled him hard with the questions.
00:24:19.000 And then there's this.
00:24:21.000 In 2014, the younger Biden took a job on the board of a Ukrainian energy company, Burisma Holdings, at a time when his father, who was then vice president, had an active role in US policy toward Ukraine.
00:24:34.000 It raised eyebrows at the time.
00:24:36.000 But by the 2020 elections, Hunter Biden was the center of a political firestorm.
00:24:42.000 Hunter got thrown out of the military.
00:24:44.000 He was thrown out, dishonorably discharged.
00:24:46.000 That's not true.
00:24:47.000 He wasn't dishonorably discharged.
00:24:48.000 Cocaine use.
00:24:49.000 And he didn't have a job until you became vice president.
00:24:52.000 None of that is true.
00:24:52.000 Once you became vice president, he made a fortune in Ukraine, in China, in Moscow.
00:24:57.000 That is simply not true.
00:24:58.000 And various other places.
00:24:59.000 Looking back, did you make a mistake taking a spot on that board?
00:25:03.000 No, I don't think I made a mistake in taking a spot on the board.
00:25:06.000 In October 2020, a New York Post article said that emails purportedly showing shady dealings in Ukraine by Hunter Biden were found on a laptop computer that he supposedly left in a Delaware repair shop in 2019.
00:25:20.000 The details were sketchy at best.
00:25:23.000 And last month, a declassified intelligence report said that before the election, the Russians had launched a smear campaign against Joe Biden and his family.
00:25:33.000 It does not specifically talk about your laptop.
00:25:37.000 Yeah.
00:25:38.000 Was that your laptop?
00:25:40.000 I don't know.
00:25:41.000 I really don't know what the answer is.
00:25:43.000 You don't know, yes or no, if the laptop was yours?
00:25:46.000 I have no idea.
00:25:47.000 So it could have been yours?
00:25:49.000 Of course, certainly.
00:25:49.000 There could be a laptop out there that was stolen from me.
00:25:52.000 It could be that it was hacked.
00:25:54.000 It could be that it was Russian intelligence.
00:25:57.000 It could be that it was stolen from me.
00:26:00.000 And you didn't drop off a laptop to be repaired in Delaware?
00:26:04.000 Not that I remember at all.
00:26:06.000 Well, you were on crack.
00:26:07.000 So, we'll see.
00:26:09.000 I could have been wanting more crack and sold it.
00:26:12.000 Yeah, who knows?
00:26:13.000 Not that I remember.
00:26:14.000 I'm sorry, that last line, we'll see?
00:26:15.000 We'll see!
00:26:18.000 Yeah, we'll see.
00:26:19.000 Are you finding out with the general public?
00:26:20.000 Like, gosh, I really want to see the end of this story.
00:26:22.000 I have no idea how it goes.
00:26:24.000 I'll be tuning in.
00:26:25.000 It's not like they already exposed it and everybody pretended it didn't happen.
00:26:28.000 Yeah, we'll see how it works six months ago.
00:26:30.000 The specific details from the New York Post are sketchy, but Hunter Biden, not so much.
00:26:35.000 Sketchy at best.
00:26:37.000 His comments were just taken at face value.
00:26:39.000 Yeah, that's what they call it.
00:26:40.000 Sketchy at best.
00:26:42.000 They don't rebuke anything that they've said because they know it's true.
00:26:45.000 And, you know, here's a rundown of the events surrounding Hunter's Laptop and the Ukraine Energy Board position.
00:26:52.000 Twitter censored the New York Post story on Hunter's Laptop.
00:26:56.000 We all know that.
00:26:57.000 Yeah.
00:26:58.000 Claiming it was hacked information.
00:27:01.000 Yeah.
00:27:03.000 When it wasn't.
00:27:04.000 Oh, I thought there was a clip.
00:27:05.000 There is.
00:27:06.000 Oh, where was it?
00:27:07.000 Play that funky music.
00:27:08.000 Well, somebody's not on the ball and it's not me.
00:27:11.000 We made a total mistake with New York Post.
00:27:13.000 We corrected that within 24 hours. 0.86
00:27:14.000 I hate his face.
00:27:15.000 It was not to do with the content.
00:27:16.000 It was to do with a hacked materials policy.
00:27:19.000 Ah.
00:27:20.000 Oh, the hacked materials kiddie porn policy.
00:27:26.000 I'm so glad they're enforcing that, yeah.
00:27:29.000 What a terrible, ugh.
00:27:30.000 Do you guys remember when this happened, right?
00:27:32.000 So they banned them, they said, we fixed it within 24 hours, but what they did is they actually came back and said, no, you can't have your account unlocked again until you fix the tweet by deleting it.
00:27:43.000 Right.
00:27:43.000 And so this is the New York Post, what was the top five circulated newspaper in the country.
00:27:47.000 This was on the heels of, I think, New York Times leaking Trump's tax returns, apparently, and Twitter having no problem with putting that story out there.
00:27:47.000 Easy.
00:27:55.000 And then he said, yeah, we were wrong for taking you down, but you still have to delete the tweet because when we took you down, we weren't wrong yet.
00:28:01.000 We hadn't realized that moment in time.
00:28:03.000 So this is just some weird wormhole we all kind of fell into for this, right?
00:28:07.000 It took actually two weeks for Twitter to get them back up and running.
00:28:10.000 It's crazy.
00:28:11.000 And also, the guy who owns Twitter looks like he only grants evil wishes.
00:28:18.000 It's true!
00:28:20.000 Oh no, it's like a monkey's paw thing.
00:28:21.000 Yeah, it really is.
00:28:22.000 He's just not, he's a wish master.
00:28:26.000 Just a creepy looking guy.
00:28:28.000 He looks like an Amish guy on Rum Springer, but he just stayed there. 0.99
00:28:34.000 I'm going to do ecstasy.
00:28:35.000 I'm going to start a media company.
00:28:40.000 Former VP Joe Biden got a Ukraine prosecutor fired to protect Hunter.
00:28:44.000 Did you guys know that?
00:28:45.000 That's another fact.
00:28:46.000 I was supposed to announce that there was another billion dollar loan guarantee.
00:28:51.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from, uh, Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor.
00:29:00.000 So they said they had a press conference and I said, I'm not going to, we're not going to give you the billion dollars.
00:29:07.000 They said, you have no authority.
00:29:08.000 You're not the president.
00:29:09.000 The president said, I said, call him.
00:29:12.000 I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting a billion dollars.
00:29:15.000 I said, you're not getting a billion.
00:29:16.000 I'm going to be leaving here.
00:29:17.000 I think it was what, six hours?
00:29:18.000 I look, I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
00:29:20.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money. 1.00
00:29:24.000 Oh, son of a bitch. 1.00
00:29:26.000 Got fired. 1.00
00:29:27.000 And they put in place someone who was solid.
00:29:31.000 Oh, blackmail!
00:29:32.000 Solid.
00:29:33.000 Let's see if they take the term blackmail out of context.
00:29:36.000 I love how these elitists talk about the billion dollars as though it's theirs.
00:29:39.000 It's ours!
00:29:39.000 It's our money!
00:29:40.000 He talks like he's got a checkbook.
00:29:42.000 Yeah, it's not taxpayer money.
00:29:44.000 I like how he builds himself up as though he isn't just the vice president at that time.
00:29:49.000 One of the most least consequential positions in the U.S.
00:29:52.000 government, other than you could be president soon if something bad happens.
00:29:56.000 Just in case, guy.
00:29:58.000 And who knew something did?
00:30:01.000 It is amazing, though, that he just says that, and essentially the story is, like you said, talk to the real guy.
00:30:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:30:09.000 I can't do anything about it.
00:30:09.000 Well, and lest we forget, Donald Trump was accused of committing a crime by doing what he did on camera.
00:30:16.000 Right.
00:30:17.000 Literally.
00:30:18.000 And Trump didn't do it.
00:30:19.000 It's an amazing thing.
00:30:20.000 It's amazing.
00:30:20.000 Right.
00:30:21.000 I don't know.
00:30:22.000 Hunter also had texts about FaceTiming naked with someone who is allegedly to have been 14 and close to him.
00:30:30.000 We won't say who exactly.
00:30:31.000 I already did.
00:30:33.000 But you can do your own research.
00:30:37.000 Not hard to find.
00:30:38.000 No, there's information out there.
00:30:41.000 It was in the New York Post, as we've mentioned before, and everybody went, I still think it's fine.
00:30:46.000 It's okay.
00:30:49.000 They tried to slander Tony Bubulinski.
00:30:52.000 Do you remember that guy?
00:30:53.000 It's a good name.
00:30:53.000 Yeah, Bubulinski.
00:30:54.000 Bubulinski, Italian bread show.
00:30:57.000 They tried to slander...
00:30:59.000 They tried to slander Tony Bublinski's eyewitness accounts of Hunter's Ukraine dealings as Russian disinformation.
00:31:08.000 Joe Biden at a public debate referencing Russian disinformation, when he knows he sat face-to-face with me, that I traveled around the world with his son and his brother, to say that and associate that with my name is absolutely disgusting to me.
00:31:23.000 I've heard Joe Biden say that he's never discussed business with Hunter.
00:31:28.000 That is false.
00:31:29.000 I was introduced to Joe Biden by Jim Biden and Hunter Biden.
00:31:34.000 At my approximately hour-long meeting with Joe that night, we discussed the Biden's history, the Biden's family business plans with the Chinese, with which he was plainly familiar, at least at a high level.
00:31:48.000 On May 13th, 2017, I received an email concerning allocation of equity, which says 10% held by H for the big guy.
00:31:58.000 In that email, there's no question that H stands for Hunter, big guy for his father, Joe Biden.
00:32:06.000 Is he dead?
00:32:08.000 Yet?
00:32:08.000 Not yet.
00:32:09.000 Oh, not yet? 0.99
00:32:09.000 I think Biden keeps forgetting to have him killed. 0.99
00:32:12.000 He means to. 0.88
00:32:13.000 It just slips his mind.
00:32:16.000 Not quite as quick as the Clintons, you know?
00:32:18.000 No, he's always like, who was I supposed to suicide today?
00:32:24.000 I don't remember.
00:32:25.000 The Clintons have better staffing.
00:32:26.000 You have till three o'clock to have them hanging. 0.92
00:32:28.000 All right. 0.83
00:32:31.000 Leaving here in three hours.
00:32:32.000 Well they also, question two.
00:32:34.000 Yeah yeah.
00:32:35.000 You know we gotta put that out there.
00:32:36.000 They did ask him why he bangs.
00:32:39.000 Now I want to put this more diplomatically.
00:32:42.000 Dead brother's wife. 0.78
00:32:44.000 Bo's death shook the entire Biden family.
00:32:48.000 But the way Hunter dealt with his grief made headlines when he began dating his brother's widow.
00:32:54.000 After Bo died, you started a romantic relationship with Hallie, his widow.
00:32:58.000 It's biblical.
00:32:59.000 Come on, man.
00:33:00.000 When the news of that broke, how did people look at you?
00:33:03.000 Poorly.
00:33:05.000 I think people were...
00:33:09.000 Disgusted?
00:33:09.000 Disgusted. Yeah, I understand that. Horrified. I mean I really do. To me it's not something that is difficult to
00:33:16.000 explain because it came out of a real overwhelming grief that we both shared.
00:33:25.000 And I'll see you in the next one.
00:33:27.000 Overwhelming urge to do well.
00:33:29.000 We were together and trying to do the right thing.
00:33:35.000 And that grief turned into a hope for a love that maybe could replace What we lost. 0.99
00:33:45.000 Yeah, she had sex to replace your dead brother. 1.00
00:33:47.000 Got it. 1.00
00:33:48.000 Totally makes sense.
00:33:49.000 She is for you, bro.
00:33:50.000 People were confused about that.
00:33:52.000 RIP.
00:33:52.000 I'm taking care of her.
00:33:53.000 Don't worry, she's in good hands.
00:33:58.000 Did they just start their relationship after he died?
00:34:00.000 Because one of the overlays said it looked like the article was an affair.
00:34:03.000 At the wake, yes.
00:34:04.000 Immediately at the wake.
00:34:05.000 There's no way, in my opinion, I gotta be clear, there's no way there wasn't something before.
00:34:11.000 It's not like you're at the wake and you're like, so he's not around anymore.
00:34:14.000 You got some free time.
00:34:17.000 I don't have trouble explaining this at all.
00:34:19.000 It's my understanding that you're single now?
00:34:22.000 Come on, man!
00:34:25.000 What are you doing?
00:34:28.000 This is like Woody Crashers.
00:34:29.000 Just crash the funeral.
00:34:30.000 They're like, could you just please go?
00:34:39.000 Every time somebody dies, he just walks in like, hey.
00:34:41.000 Hey guys.
00:34:42.000 Hey.
00:34:43.000 Is that my relative's wife?
00:34:47.000 Here's what they didn't tell you.
00:34:48.000 He cheated on her with a stripper and had a kid with her.
00:34:51.000 Confirmed with a paternity test.
00:34:54.000 That's messed up, bro.
00:34:55.000 Did you know that?
00:34:56.000 He was finding hope for a love.
00:34:59.000 That's true.
00:35:00.000 It would last forever.
00:35:01.000 He was upset that his new love's brother died.
00:35:06.000 Well, husband.
00:35:08.000 Husband.
00:35:09.000 His brother.
00:35:10.000 I missed the joke on that.
00:35:13.000 Everything can't be perfect.
00:35:14.000 You know, Joe Biden talks about these poor grandparents that haven't been able to hug their kids during COVID.
00:35:19.000 Yeah.
00:35:19.000 He has two grandkids he hasn't acknowledged.
00:35:22.000 Oh, really?
00:35:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:35:23.000 This is Grandpa Joe.
00:35:24.000 With the stripper. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Right, yeah.
00:35:26.000 Yeah, I mean, granted, I wouldn't acknowledge him either.
00:35:28.000 If he came to my door, I'd be like... DNA says they're 99.9% Joe's grandkids.
00:35:33.000 I'm just saying, if you showed up on my door and you're like, I have proof you're my daddy, I'd be like, hang on, I gotta go get a shotgun.
00:35:40.000 You fired into the air to scare them to run away.
00:35:45.000 Yes, like Joe Biden said.
00:35:47.000 No, he really should be responsible and those are your kids, Hunter.
00:35:52.000 Your kids.
00:35:53.000 I realize you gotta put up with Sparkle, but that's gotta be the worst part is having to have a stripper in your home. 1.00
00:36:01.000 Like, could you stop stealing?
00:36:06.000 So anyway.
00:36:08.000 These are your things.
00:36:10.000 This is yours.
00:36:11.000 Do you want me to break another vase?
00:36:13.000 No, please.
00:36:14.000 Please stop trying to smoke out of it.
00:36:16.000 Anyway, so conclusion, in my opinion.
00:36:19.000 Obviously, addiction is terrible and a crippling disease.
00:36:22.000 As you know, I am an addict.
00:36:23.000 But the media is trying to ignore the serious crimes alleged by handing Hunter a free victim card.
00:36:30.000 So why don't you comment, comment, comment.
00:36:32.000 Maybe you disagree with me.
00:36:33.000 Yeah.
00:36:33.000 I doubt you do, because I'd love to hear you stand up for him.
00:36:37.000 But please, comment, comment, comment.
00:36:39.000 Disagreement on YouTube?
00:36:40.000 I don't think that exists.
00:36:41.000 Everybody always says nice things.
00:36:43.000 That's what I like about... That's why they tell people, always read the comments.
00:36:49.000 That's what I hear.
00:36:49.000 Yeah, that's why.
00:36:50.000 I read them to just grow up.
00:36:51.000 Great for self-esteem.
00:36:52.000 Yeah, I'm always like, I didn't know that there were even that many gay slurs for me.
00:36:57.000 Who knew?
00:36:58.000 Yeah, I wish I was kidding.
00:37:00.000 All the letters.
00:37:01.000 Yeah, there's L, G, double A, R, P, plus, minus, double A, triple A. I have triple A. Do you?
00:37:13.000 Well, if the car breaks down.
00:37:14.000 You need it.
00:37:15.000 Yeah, you call them up.
00:37:16.000 They change my tires.
00:37:17.000 I was on the freeway once.
00:37:19.000 And give you the slurs as well.
00:37:20.000 They do.
00:37:22.000 Couldn't change it.
00:37:23.000 Well, they're right, then, when I can't even change my own tire.
00:37:25.000 You're just looking at it, scratching your head, like, I don't know.
00:37:28.000 It's there.
00:37:28.000 I'm like, look, it's the middle of winter.
00:37:30.000 You do it.
00:37:34.000 I tip.
00:37:35.000 I'm like, here's a 20.
00:37:36.000 And they're like, wow-wee.
00:37:38.000 I'm like, go get meth.
00:37:41.000 So before we move on, we actually forgot the best part.
00:37:45.000 He accidentally smoked Parmesan cheese.
00:37:47.000 Wow.
00:37:49.000 You would wake up some mornings, I shouldn't even say some mornings because you slept for like 15 minutes at a time.
00:37:55.000 Yeah.
00:37:56.000 And be looking for crack and just smoke whatever was there.
00:38:00.000 Yeah, I spent more time on my hands and knees picking through rugs, smoking anything that even remotely resembled crack cocaine.
00:38:15.000 I probably smoked more Parmesan cheese than anyone.
00:38:21.000 Anyone that you know, I'm sure.
00:38:22.000 That's not funny.
00:38:23.000 So awkward.
00:38:25.000 The joke did not land with her.
00:38:27.000 Parmesan cheese.
00:38:28.000 He's like, this is relatable, right?
00:38:29.000 You just smoke stuff you find in your rug.
00:38:31.000 Parmesan cheese, right?
00:38:31.000 Yeah.
00:38:32.000 Am I right?
00:38:33.000 Come on, you've been there.
00:38:35.000 Come on.
00:38:35.000 What, no?
00:38:36.000 Alright.
00:38:38.000 Next question.
00:38:39.000 You know, I am in recovery and an addict, so I do really feel for Hunter here, and I was actually surprised to learn there are a lot of addicts... Wait, do you guys...
00:38:49.000 Do you guys smell that?
00:38:52.000 I do.
00:38:52.000 It smells like a smoked Gouda.
00:38:54.000 It's here.
00:38:55.000 What's going on?
00:38:57.000 Hey guys!
00:38:59.000 I asked them not to do that.
00:39:25.000 It's no laughing matter.
00:39:26.000 Yeah, it's not funny.
00:39:27.000 That smoking cheese thing is just, it's a big problem.
00:39:30.000 A lot of people are OD'ing.
00:39:32.000 Yeah.
00:39:32.000 O-cheesing.
00:39:34.000 They find him over-cheesed.
00:39:36.000 It's like in, uh, what was that?
00:39:41.000 Uh, never mind.
00:39:44.000 The self-censoring of David.
00:39:49.000 The third rail just went by.
00:39:51.000 Speaking, yeah. 0.98
00:39:53.000 So, uh, it was, uh, I'm Gonna Get You, Sucka. 0.96
00:39:56.000 Do you remember that? 0.90
00:39:57.000 Where they're like, he overgold?
00:39:59.000 He'd be, like, wearing 300 chains and that's how he died.
00:40:02.000 One of my favorite bits. 0.99
00:40:05.000 How do you take a shit with all that on? 1.00
00:40:07.000 You don't. 0.99
00:40:08.000 So on Monday, the Supreme Court ruled The case against Trump.
00:40:12.000 I don't know if you guys have heard about this.
00:40:13.000 Clarence Thomas?
00:40:14.000 You know more than me.
00:40:16.000 Yeah.
00:40:16.000 Well no, they ruled.
00:40:17.000 So it was basically over him blocking a couple of people on Twitter and saying that that's a violation of the First Amendment.
00:40:24.000 But it was basically saying it was moot and should be dismissed.
00:40:28.000 But in his concurring opinion, Clarence Thomas suggested a few ways in which digital media may be held responsible for removal of certain content.
00:40:35.000 So I'll read just kind of a quick quote here.
00:40:37.000 If the aim is to ensure that speech is not smothered... Oh, Dave, you went too fast on the quote.
00:40:42.000 It's not smothered.
00:40:43.000 I didn't know I was in control.
00:40:46.000 You're in control of everything.
00:40:47.000 Oh, heavens.
00:40:48.000 The more glaring concern must, perforce, which we need to look that word up, be the dominant digital platforms themselves.
00:40:55.000 As Twitter made clear, The right to cut off speech lies most powerfully in the hands of private digital platforms.
00:41:01.000 The extent to which that power matters for purposes of the First Amendment and the context to which that power could lawfully be modified raise interesting and important questions.
00:41:11.000 Well, that was wordy, Clarence.
00:41:13.000 Yeah, I don't know what moot or concurring means.
00:41:16.000 So here to explain is half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond.
00:41:24.000 Well Dave, moot and concurring opinion are important.
00:41:34.000 When talking about this case, it's actually changed names.
00:41:36.000 Some of y'all may not remember what the actual case was about because it originally started as Knight versus Trump.
00:41:43.000 Back in the early parts of the Trump presidency, when President Trump was controlling his Twitter account, he decided to block a few people and they complained.
00:41:51.000 Well now, since that's all been under the water, under the bridge at this point, the
00:41:55.000 case was continuing to go on despite President Biden taking office and now having control
00:42:00.000 or a sensible control of that account.
00:42:02.000 Ultimately, the Supreme Court ruled that the case was moot.
00:42:04.000 It really, there's no controversy anymore because the person at issue, Donald Trump,
00:42:09.000 is no longer in office.
00:42:10.000 But Clarence Thomas took this opportunity to issue a concurring opinion.
00:42:14.000 It's one that is his own.
00:42:16.000 It's one that he is allowed to publish to say, hey, I have some usings and some thoughts
00:42:20.000 regarding this particular topic.
00:42:22.000 And what's really interesting about it is that it crystallizes a number of different
00:42:26.000 theories about how big tech can be held responsible for the size and growth and control of the
00:42:31.000 market and what they really do when they're making their enforcement decisions.
00:42:35.000 To break it down, there's a couple of very basic legal theories, all of which I'm sure you're familiar with even if you don't know the name.
00:42:42.000 One of those is the idea of the common carrier.
00:42:44.000 You have buses, trains, Lodging, like hotels.
00:42:48.000 Each of those over a certain amount of time went through the same thing.
00:42:51.000 They're a private business, should they be regulated.
00:42:53.000 And for the common good, the government decided, and amongst the support of the people, that you should have free access and much less ability to restrict users that are people who get on buses, people that get on toll bridges, for example, or even hotels.
00:43:08.000 Those became common carriers.
00:43:10.000 They're subject to more regulation on what they can actually do to exclude because of the essential nature of that particular mode of either lodging
00:43:18.000 or transportation. In a very similar analogy, Justice Thomas talks about how social
00:43:23.000 media, given their large scale, has become a common carrier. They're drawn
00:43:28.000 analogies between those examples and how the need to communicate, to advertise,
00:43:33.000 even the sheer fact of the number of officials that are communicating on platforms and
00:43:38.000 publishing media units like Twitter and YouTube and Facebook have just increased
00:43:43.000 exponentially over the years, have made these companies more akin to common
00:43:47.000 carriers and the method of communications that they provide.
00:43:51.000 Now the second consideration is one of public accommodation.
00:43:54.000 There's long been a theory of law that when you have a certain thing, such as entertainment that is generally available to the public, it should be exactly that, generally available to the public, with more restrictions on what they can do to actually exclude people who are participating.
00:44:09.000 Well, there's a couple of different, more legal arguments about which circuit is saying that you can do it with physical spaces or not.
00:44:16.000 In the end, we know that these big tech companies have, of their own admission, wanted to grow to become ubiquitous within our society.
00:44:23.000 That's how they make money. 0.52
00:44:24.000 But their own growth has come with consequences.
00:44:27.000 They've gotten to the level of being public accommodations.
00:44:29.000 They've gotten to the level of being So big and so pervasive within our society is a mode of communication both privately and in official capacities that they now must essentially pay the consequences for that growth.
00:44:43.000 In the end though, Justice Thomas admits that there really is not that kind of case before the court at that very moment.
00:44:50.000 The case about Biden's control now of the Trump Twitter account when Trump was president really isn't the dispute there.
00:44:56.000 But what every one of us is thinking intuitively is what Justice Thomas put down very eloquently, that these companies have become so big that their ability to control the flow of information, their ability to close the doors of the marketplace of ideas, or even worse, secretly decide to keep certain ideas out of the marketplace and off the shelves for consumers to consider as they go about their public lives, That's why we have a lawyer.
00:45:22.000 big concern and without a doubt there will be more cases that come up that
00:45:25.000 deal with this issue on all sides of the spectrum. That's why we have a lawyer.
00:45:30.000 See you next time, Dave.
00:45:34.000 He's a good man.
00:45:42.000 He really is.
00:45:42.000 He has a good theme song, too.
00:45:44.000 I'm a little bit jealous of that.
00:45:45.000 But he made a few good points, and we've heard people talk to us before about this and say, look, it's a free market economy.
00:45:52.000 You guys should not have restrictions on what companies can do.
00:45:55.000 And for the most part, that's accurate until you reach a level where you become the new digital public square.
00:46:01.000 So right now, if we wanted to go out and make a point about something that's controversial, And, you know, something that would never ever happen, right guys?
00:46:08.000 YouTube would ban us, Twitter would ban us, and also Facebook would ban us, all in the same period of time.
00:46:13.000 Couldn't even imagine that.
00:46:14.000 On something that was kind of topical that we were trying to talk about, that would keep us from having a voice, right?
00:46:20.000 So we could go and speak somewhere, right, publicly, and speak in a public space, but you've basically taken away our ability to do it in the way that the founders intended.
00:46:28.000 So what they were talking about is, look, People go over here, you can go to the public square, you can say whatever you want, and you can reach as many people as you want by doing that.
00:46:35.000 Well, not anymore.
00:46:37.000 They have become the new digital public square, and I think it's really important that these cases make their way there, but I think it's coming through the states.
00:46:43.000 I think once the states enact those laws, like you've seen in Florida, I think we're going to see it in Texas as well soon.
00:46:50.000 You're going to start to see some people challenge it and then it will start making its way through the courts and it needs to happen because speech needs to be free.
00:46:56.000 If the Ayatollah Khomeini can say death to all Jews and still have a Twitter account, then I think that Donald Trump saying something a little mean or a little bit rude probably isn't grounds... Or fight like hell.
00:47:07.000 Right, isn't grounds for kicking him off of Twitter completely.
00:47:10.000 So I think it's an interesting point and I'm glad Senator Thomas weighed in on that.
00:47:14.000 Did you guys hear that?
00:47:17.000 What is going on?
00:47:18.000 Seriously, guys?
00:47:20.000 It's my second show!
00:47:22.000 What?
00:47:24.000 Wow!
00:47:34.000 Woo! 0.99
00:47:36.000 It's not okay. 0.99
00:47:43.000 Those Colombians are never okay. 1.00
00:47:45.000 I know they've been smuggling the cheese in here, and I've asked them not to. 0.98
00:47:49.000 Every time.
00:47:50.000 Throwing him over the fence.
00:47:52.000 He's Colombian.
00:47:53.000 Yeah.
00:47:55.000 Is he Colombian?
00:47:55.000 He is.
00:47:57.000 Drop him gently on the other side.
00:47:58.000 Basically.
00:48:00.000 On his head.
00:48:02.000 Well, I wish he would stop.
00:48:05.000 We've talked to him and he just doesn't care.
00:48:08.000 I don't know if you've heard this story.
00:48:09.000 Is it Deshaun Watson?
00:48:10.000 Deshaun Watson.
00:48:12.000 A QB.
00:48:14.000 QB?
00:48:14.000 Yes, you still have it.
00:48:17.000 Back quarter, back quarter.
00:48:18.000 I just want to call a quarterback that.
00:48:19.000 QB.
00:48:20.000 Quarterback.
00:48:21.000 I don't know football.
00:48:22.000 He doesn't know football.
00:48:24.000 I said you're better.
00:48:26.000 Oh, I'm better.
00:48:27.000 I agree with that.
00:48:28.000 Well, if you guys don't know, he's been I guess I... I'm trying to put this in words that won't get me in trouble.
00:48:38.000 He enjoyed going to massage parlors, from what I understand, which, who cares?
00:48:43.000 But the problem is that the women at the massage parlors claim that he... I guess he went to like normal massage parlors and was like, hey, I want you to Do things.
00:48:55.000 Finish the mission.
00:48:56.000 Involving the back door, if you will.
00:49:01.000 Well, and apparently the front door and all doors.
00:49:03.000 You mean the gluteus muscle?
00:49:05.000 The gluteus muscle.
00:49:07.000 I like how you put that.
00:49:08.000 I don't think he meant muscle.
00:49:09.000 The sphincter.
00:49:10.000 I think he meant twixt the between.
00:49:13.000 Yes, betwixt the sphincter.
00:49:15.000 The rumpus.
00:49:17.000 He meant the black hole.
00:49:20.000 Oh jeez.
00:49:21.000 Starfish.
00:49:21.000 The winky.
00:49:22.000 Yes, the area where no one should go near on a man. 0.98
00:49:26.000 No.
00:49:26.000 Ugh.
00:49:29.000 I mean, unless you want to.
00:49:30.000 I don't want to... Well, of course.
00:49:32.000 I guess he can't go.
00:49:34.000 Is this right, Gerald?
00:49:35.000 He's moving from Houston to... Well, he's one of the best quarterbacks in the league, right?
00:49:41.000 For the Houston Texans.
00:49:44.000 He can still play the game.
00:49:45.000 That's not the issue so far.
00:49:47.000 He's not as relaxed.
00:49:48.000 No.
00:49:49.000 But his sponsors, he's got some really big sponsors, Reliant Energy, Beats by Dre, and Nike, and they've all cut ties with him over this because that's obviously what everybody's going to do right now.
00:49:58.000 It's not like a few women have come out, it's 22 women who have come out and filed lawsuits against him.
00:50:03.000 And the team's trainer.
00:50:05.000 Well, yes, absolutely.
00:50:06.000 Maybe he just doesn't know what a massage actually is.
00:50:10.000 Well, you know, maybe it's a different definition for everyone.
00:50:13.000 I don't know. 0.93
00:50:14.000 He's like, I thought the butthole was part of the massage thing. 0.98
00:50:17.000 I mean, I puck a lot. 0.99
00:50:19.000 Well, he's probably got an achy butthole. 1.00
00:50:21.000 He's probably under a lot of stress right now and can't go relieve it. 0.91
00:50:25.000 Just sitting at home like, why do I do this?
00:50:27.000 He's just using like two back massagers.
00:50:32.000 Something's got to take me to my special place.
00:50:36.000 So, yeah, one woman, Ashley Salas, I think her name is, claims Watson assaulted her while she was trying to give him a massage.
00:50:43.000 And Watson's lawyer, Rusty Hardin... No!
00:50:47.000 No!
00:50:48.000 No!
00:50:49.000 That's his name, Rusty Hardin, which is actually one of the things he asked for.
00:50:54.000 How is that his name?
00:50:55.000 They're going in front of Judge Rusty Trombone.
00:51:02.000 Yeah, Rusty's lawyer... Sorry.
00:51:05.000 His lawyer, Rusty Hardin, said the allegations were... She's a real lawyer.
00:51:11.000 Real name.
00:51:11.000 She's a real name.
00:51:13.000 Why would you hire him?
00:51:15.000 You're a lawyer!
00:51:15.000 Change your own name legally!
00:51:17.000 Come on! 0.61
00:51:18.000 He has all the paperwork and can do it for free.
00:51:21.000 What if he's a ginger?
00:51:22.000 He probably is.
00:51:24.000 We need a picture of Rusty Hardin.
00:51:26.000 Esquire.
00:51:27.000 I'm Rusty O'Harden.
00:51:29.000 Dropped out of school.
00:51:31.000 My family came over to America.
00:51:33.000 He said that the allegations were meritless and part of a blackmail scheme, which I will give him.
00:51:39.000 It does seem like a very convenient time for all these women to kind of come out of the woodwork or essentially committing crimes and say that this happened. 1.00
00:51:49.000 It's just very strange.
00:51:50.000 But we, uh, we, hey, we aren't here, you know, we're supposed to have a rusty hardened Photoshop.
00:51:58.000 Is that right?
00:52:00.000 Uh, I don't have one here.
00:52:01.000 Where's Brendan?
00:52:02.000 I thought that was supposed to happen.
00:52:03.000 Did Brendan not- Can someone please find Brendan?
00:52:05.000 We're supposed to have a rusty heart in Photoshop.
00:52:07.000 This is what?
00:52:09.000 Any you guys seen Brendan anywhere I saw someone doing something in the bathroom.
00:52:21.000 room. Get out! 0.99
00:52:27.000 I'm in the bathroom!
00:52:28.000 It's occupied!
00:52:34.000 Man, I knew that's what happened to his arm.
00:52:38.000 Totally normal, right?
00:52:40.000 It's a cheese epidemic.
00:52:41.000 If the Hunter Biden world is okay, then so is this.
00:52:44.000 He's been sharing Cheezels.
00:52:48.000 You never share your cheese with anyone.
00:52:49.000 Gotta do it yourself.
00:52:51.000 Well look, poor Deshaun Watson, right?
00:52:53.000 Potentially. 0.99
00:52:53.000 But also jerk Deshaun Watson, potentially. 0.99
00:52:57.000 I'm not leaning either way. 0.98
00:52:58.000 I'm not saying that these women didn't have these things happen to them at all, and I'm not saying that Deshaun Watson is a saint.
00:53:04.000 I have no idea.
00:53:05.000 You're not a lawyer.
00:53:06.000 You're not Rusty Trombone.
00:53:11.000 Rusty Hardin.
00:53:13.000 I think the timing is a little curious.
00:53:15.000 He was about to sign probably one of the largest contracts in NFL history for a quarterback.
00:53:19.000 One of the best guys out there.
00:53:20.000 Highly sought after by every team looking for a quarterback.
00:53:23.000 And this comes out in the midst of him trying to force his way out of Houston.
00:53:27.000 Maybe he wanted out of Houston because he had all of these allegations following him around.
00:53:31.000 He's like, I have no more parlors I can go to.
00:53:33.000 They all know me now.
00:53:34.000 Well, he wanted fresh meat.
00:53:35.000 Yeah, something.
00:53:36.000 I have no idea.
00:53:37.000 But the guy go in and they're like, hey, buddy.
00:53:40.000 It seems odd.
00:53:40.000 And then the lawyer for a lot of these women basically just released these claims with no supporting evidence at all initially into the media for about a week, week and a half.
00:53:51.000 So, I hope it's not true, but I have no idea.
00:53:54.000 It just seems a little suspect to me right now.
00:53:56.000 It does.
00:53:56.000 I mean, we can't speculate too much, you know, since I don't know all the details yet.
00:54:00.000 But I mean in the meantime, here is the 7 plus 1 new endorsement deals for Don Watson.
00:54:07.000 Yes.
00:54:08.000 You'll forgot Sivan in the chamber!
00:54:13.000 There's always one in the chamber, right?
00:54:16.000 That should be it.
00:54:18.000 Number seven, Jack in the Box.
00:54:21.000 Well, that's obvious.
00:54:24.000 Low-hanging fruit.
00:54:25.000 Yes, that's what I pick.
00:54:28.000 I'm very short, I can't reach the high stuff.
00:54:32.000 So, number six, why don't we go to Quarter Black?
00:54:35.000 Kleenex for design watch, son!
00:54:37.000 That's right.
00:54:40.000 Oh, there's the translation.
00:54:41.000 See, I gotta do it at the same time.
00:54:43.000 It's a little hard.
00:54:45.000 Number five, what do we got?
00:54:47.000 All right, he's co-starring with John Travolta, one of your favorite actors, in the new movie Pants Off.
00:54:55.000 I want his pants off. 0.62
00:54:58.000 Also, Travolta known for the massage. 0.97
00:55:02.000 That's what I hear.
00:55:02.000 He's known to have had a few.
00:55:04.000 Yeah, like mid-air when he's the pilot and he walks out and he's like, you're going to want to take care of this.
00:55:10.000 Who's on autopilot?
00:55:13.000 That's right.
00:55:15.000 Number four, Papa Craw.
00:55:17.000 In-N-Out.
00:55:19.000 Oh, I get it.
00:55:20.000 Furburger.
00:55:21.000 Oh my goodness.
00:55:22.000 What?
00:55:22.000 Whoa!
00:55:24.000 Wait, you've never dropped a burger on the carpet?
00:55:25.000 Is that?
00:55:26.000 No.
00:55:26.000 Is that what it?
00:55:27.000 I don't know.
00:55:28.000 Is that one of those secret animal burger things you have to order?
00:55:30.000 That's correct.
00:55:31.000 Yeah.
00:55:31.000 In-N-Out?
00:55:32.000 Yeah, they don't have it on the menu.
00:55:34.000 It's a legit thing.
00:55:35.000 Yep.
00:55:36.000 It's true.
00:55:38.000 It's like when you go to pizza places and you ask for more than pepperoni.
00:55:41.000 You don't know.
00:55:43.000 Just guessing.
00:55:46.000 Number three, traffickers table showers.
00:55:52.000 Who makes table showers? 1.00
00:55:53.000 Because they're only used for that.
00:55:56.000 Like nobody takes a table shower at home.
00:55:58.000 You're not going to go lay on the table and instead it's where 80 guys have been before you and you're like, yeah, rinse me off.
00:56:06.000 Is this what will wash away my sins?
00:56:09.000 Nope.
00:56:10.000 Negative.
00:56:11.000 Number two.
00:56:12.000 Ming's dry rub.
00:56:14.000 Oh, it doesn't, doesn't go on wet.
00:56:20.000 Number one... What you got?
00:56:22.000 You wanna do it?
00:56:23.000 This is all you, buddy.
00:56:24.000 If you're uncomfortable... Alright.
00:56:27.000 Beat offs by Andrea.
00:56:30.000 That's a new one.
00:56:30.000 You gotta replace the headphone sponsor, man.
00:56:32.000 You know?
00:56:33.000 They're like Beats by Dre, but not at all.
00:56:36.000 More handy.
00:56:36.000 Yeah, they're very handy.
00:56:38.000 That's well done.
00:56:40.000 Line of the day.
00:56:41.000 Thank you.
00:56:41.000 All right.
00:56:42.000 Number one, though, is Jerk Soda.
00:56:46.000 And we actually have a commercial that he's filmed for this.
00:56:49.000 Already?
00:56:50.000 I don't know if you knew.
00:56:50.000 Yeah, he already made the commercial, so they can't really drop him since they signed him.
00:56:54.000 I don't know how they knew about all this, but let's take a look.
00:56:59.000 Or not.
00:57:00.000 Eventually.
00:57:01.000 Oh my goodness.
00:57:12.000 He threw the kid his towel.
00:57:15.000 That's so sad.
00:57:16.000 Oh my heavens.
00:57:18.000 That's just not nice.
00:57:19.000 That's 7 plus 1, right?
00:57:20.000 Yeah, that's 7 plus 1!
00:57:21.000 Thanks for watching.
00:57:30.000 I think there's always one.
00:57:31.000 And it always stays.
00:57:33.000 And you always forget every time.
00:57:35.000 Even when you're done, it's like magic.
00:57:37.000 Even with Russian roulette.
00:57:38.000 Pretty much.
00:57:39.000 Which they played yesterday.
00:57:40.000 Well, we're prevented from playing.
00:57:43.000 Prevented.
00:57:43.000 Well, prevented.
00:57:44.000 Well, Bill was.
00:57:45.000 Thank the Lord.
00:57:46.000 Bill was here yesterday in the same outfit.
00:57:48.000 I know.
00:57:49.000 That's an iconic commercial and I can't believe that they would do it like that.
00:57:54.000 Yeah, what a rehash.
00:57:55.000 Come on.
00:57:55.000 Get some creativity.
00:57:57.000 It really, it's strange too because it doesn't even really, it just looks like his head hastily cut on the other one's butt. 0.91
00:58:04.000 I mean, it was like we did it almost. 0.93
00:58:06.000 Yeah.
00:58:06.000 It seems completely normal.
00:58:07.000 They're better than that.
00:58:08.000 We didn't.
00:58:08.000 They're better than that.
00:58:09.000 But fortunately, when you come up with a last minute idea, you have a crack team to get it done.
00:58:16.000 Nails it.
00:58:18.000 You guys really are amazing.
00:58:19.000 Anyway, I don't know if you guys know this, journalists are still stuck on Trump.
00:58:24.000 Yeah.
00:58:25.000 Last weekend, Brian Stelter... Stelter?
00:58:28.000 How do you say it?
00:58:29.000 Helter Stelter is all I hear.
00:58:31.000 Okay.
00:58:31.000 Last weekend, Brian Helter Skelter and Jim Acosta discussed how they're still recovering from the trauma of the Trump presidency.
00:58:39.000 I'd love to hear from both of you how DC journalists are adjusting to the Biden era.
00:58:43.000 Jim, this is your first weekend anchoring here on Saturday and Sunday afternoons.
00:58:47.000 Do you feel like your rundown, your lineup, is really different than it would have been in the Trump years?
00:58:52.000 When you're asking if I was run down, I thought you were referring to how I felt during the Trump era.
00:58:57.000 Uh, no.
00:58:58.000 I think that, you know, listen, I think we're all dealing with some post-Trump stress disorder.
00:59:03.000 Wow.
00:59:04.000 Wow.
00:59:04.000 You are fake news.
00:59:05.000 I prefer the guy in the middle on Modern Family.
00:59:09.000 Do you see his smile, though, there at the end?
00:59:11.000 That is the smile of a supervillain.
00:59:13.000 Yeah, it is.
00:59:14.000 It really is. 0.95
00:59:14.000 He's a creep. 0.95
00:59:15.000 Diabolical. 0.95
00:59:15.000 I don't know if we can pull it up, but it's, yeah. 0.95
00:59:17.000 Are you a big fan, Crawdaddy?
00:59:19.000 They have just given up all.
00:59:21.000 All intention of objectivity.
00:59:23.000 It's just brutal to watch.
00:59:25.000 Well, they don't have a villain.
00:59:26.000 They think they're a news organization.
00:59:27.000 Yeah, they don't have a villain.
00:59:29.000 And that's why we have to watch.
00:59:30.000 They're bored now.
00:59:30.000 They're still talking about it.
00:59:32.000 Who is that?
00:59:33.000 Is that the Pepperidge Farms guy?
00:59:36.000 Is this the George Floyd trial?
00:59:38.000 It is.
00:59:38.000 It is, yeah.
00:59:39.000 He's an expert witness, I think.
00:59:40.000 Oh, of course, here's this guy.
00:59:41.000 He wears the same mask every day.
00:59:44.000 And he's whispering.
00:59:45.000 Yeah.
00:59:45.000 Share it with the class.
00:59:46.000 He doesn't want to be seen.
00:59:48.000 I'll tell you what, cookies are the best.
00:59:50.000 That's why they were inside of Cup-A-Foods.
00:59:53.000 Oh, no.
00:59:53.000 You could get... Nope!
00:59:55.000 Third one.
00:59:56.000 You know who isn't?
00:59:57.000 You.
00:59:57.000 You're not an expert in this field.
00:59:59.000 Yeah, what are you talking about?
01:00:01.000 He's not.
01:00:01.000 expert in this field. But also he talks about George Floyd being... You know who isn't you?
01:00:05.000 You're not an expert in this field. Yeah, what are you talking about? He's not.
01:00:08.000 And you combine that with not just the idea of the kneeling, but he adds a new element here.
01:00:16.000 The idea of the manipulation of handcuffs. Red Rover.
01:00:18.000 All right, let's move on.
01:00:20.000 What does cup of foods even mean?
01:00:21.000 It makes me think of Sack of Suds.
01:00:23.000 Remember from my cousin?
01:00:26.000 It's just cup foods.
01:00:28.000 Yeah.
01:00:28.000 Like you go in and you walk out and you're like, oh, I got a cup of meat.
01:00:32.000 You just grab a cup as you go in.
01:00:34.000 It's, you know, like with the nuts and the candy and stuff.
01:00:37.000 You just fill it up with whatever.
01:00:38.000 Strudel.
01:00:39.000 Just anything.
01:00:40.000 Strudel, preferably.
01:00:41.000 If I'm in there.
01:00:43.000 Cordon Bleu.
01:00:44.000 People always say, Dave, you look like a strudel guy.
01:00:48.000 Anyway.
01:00:49.000 CNN.
01:00:52.000 CNN was probably too traumatized to cover this, but we here at Louder with Crowder have actually obtained exclusive audio from a leaked phone call between former VP Joe Biden and President Trump.
01:01:05.000 President Harris' office, this is Joe.
01:01:09.000 Yes, can I please speak to a Mr. Puppet? 0.93
01:01:14.000 A puppet?
01:01:15.000 Correct.
01:01:16.000 First initials I am.
01:01:19.000 Sure, yeah.
01:01:20.000 I am.
01:01:22.000 A puppet?
01:01:23.000 Not sure.
01:01:24.000 Let me ask.
01:01:25.000 Does anyone know... I am a puppet?
01:01:28.000 Anyone?
01:01:29.000 I am a puppet!
01:01:30.000 He did it!
01:01:33.000 He did it!
01:01:34.000 Oh, come on. 0.87
01:01:35.000 What in holy hell? 0.99
01:01:36.000 You... You stop calling here, okay? 0.99
01:01:38.000 Come on! 0.99
01:01:38.000 You're a puppet, Joe! 0.99
01:01:40.000 A huge puppet! 1.00
01:01:41.000 You just said it, Joe!
01:01:43.000 Hey, come on. 0.77
01:01:44.000 Listen, let me tell you something.
01:01:45.000 If I ever find out who you are... Okay, I'm not joking.
01:01:48.000 When I get my hands on you... I'm serious.
01:01:50.000 I'm gonna pull out your eyeballs. 1.00
01:01:52.000 Okay, with a corkscrew, man. 0.84
01:01:54.000 Oh, are puppets in the habit of using corkscrews?
01:01:58.000 Okay, come on, guys.
01:01:59.000 Did you hear?
01:01:59.000 He said, did you hear about the corkscrew?
01:02:03.000 All right, come on, guys.
01:02:04.000 We gotta change this number.
01:02:08.000 Man, he really does change his diaper a lot.
01:02:10.000 That's a shame.
01:02:11.000 Yeah.
01:02:11.000 Anyway!
01:02:12.000 Oh, and you gotta go, you gotta go.
01:02:13.000 Yeah, that's true.
01:02:14.000 And you gotta go right now, gotta go.
01:02:16.000 What's that?
01:02:16.000 Jingle?
01:02:17.000 Right now.
01:02:17.000 Is it for Depends?
01:02:17.000 Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now.
01:02:19.000 Is it Depends?
01:02:19.000 Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go.
01:02:20.000 How many jingles are we gonna sing in this?
01:02:21.000 Lots of jingles!
01:02:22.000 That's why they call me Jingles.
01:02:25.000 Is that your stripper name? 1.00
01:02:26.000 It is.
01:02:27.000 Welcome to the stage, Jingles!
01:02:31.000 I have two boys at home that are looking for their Papa Hunter.
01:02:38.000 It's tough times when Hunter has to hit the pole too.
01:02:40.000 Yeah, well Hunter has hit the pole many times.
01:02:45.000 What happened?
01:02:47.000 What?
01:02:48.000 Where are we? 1.00
01:02:48.000 Shut up. 1.00
01:02:50.000 You know the thing! 1.00
01:02:51.000 Comments!
01:02:52.000 Comment, comment.
01:02:53.000 Yes, comment, comment, comment.
01:02:54.000 Also, come see me.
01:02:56.000 I have a lot of upcoming shows, and I'm going to use this moment to pitch those.
01:02:59.000 Where are you at next?
01:03:00.000 I'm going to be in Port Charlotte, Florida next week, Las Vegas, Nevada.
01:03:04.000 I'm also going to have dates at the Addison Improv and the Houston Improv in June that are going to go up, and it's going to be during the week.
01:03:11.000 So if people happen to be in Texas, they can come hang out.
01:03:15.000 There you go!
01:03:16.000 I like it!
01:03:16.000 And then Toledo, Ohio.
01:03:18.000 And yeah, they'll be free for you guys.
01:03:21.000 And stop throwing the fruit, guys.
01:03:22.000 Dave has plenty of money to buy his own vegetables.
01:03:24.000 That's true.
01:03:26.000 Yes, vegetables just like Biden.
01:03:29.000 And also, don't do cheese, guys.
01:03:33.000 It's a serious thing.
01:03:35.000 And if you want to comment down here, you can happily tell us how cheese has affected your life.
01:03:40.000 But until then, I guess we should just say, to what to YouTube?
01:03:46.000 Cheese off?