Louder with Crowder - HARD FACTS: How Voter Fraud Occurred in Michigan... | Good Morning #MugClub

00:00:00.000 Oh! Yeah!

00:00:02.000 What is this?

00:00:04.000 We ran out of Black Rifle coffee.

00:00:06.000 It was a can of info.

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00:00:07.000 Didn't get changed.

00:00:08.000 We'll have some more tomorrow?

00:00:11.000 Yeah, tomorrow.

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00:00:13.000 I'm gonna die.

00:00:41.000 I was inspired to do a spit take because Wade did it so well, but then I didn't. 0.99

00:00:44.000 Disgusting. 0.90

00:00:45.000 I saw you almost do it. 0.99

00:00:46.000 Quarter Black Garrett is with us. 1.00

00:00:47.000 Am I mirroring to you properly right now?

00:00:48.000 Uh, yeah.

00:00:49.000 Okay, because yesterday was a technical disaster, we all know, because we thought Quarter Black had the COVID.

00:00:54.000 Turns out you didn't, and we have written an entire series of sketches of him as our COVID correspondent.

00:01:01.000 Very disappointed.

00:01:02.000 Come on! 0.61

00:01:03.000 So I do apologize, but we have so much to get to today.

00:01:06.000 My half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here, obviously.

00:01:08.000 Hello.

00:01:09.000 Everyone, quarter black, audio-weight, Gerald A., but it's really important that my half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here because we are going to go through the 234 pages of sworn affidavits just in the state of Michigan.

00:01:22.000 Right now.

00:01:22.000 And they say no evidence at all of voter fraud.

00:01:24.000 None at all.

00:01:25.000 Or irregularities.

00:01:26.000 None at all.

00:01:27.000 There are over 234 pages that you can all read, but they're handwritten and they're not really labeled.

00:01:32.000 And I think that someone should be hung from the gallows before breakfast for doing that.

00:01:37.000 But thank you to Reg the Bandit and myself for spending an hour and a half yesterday at 1030 reading them.

00:01:41.000 Just thank yourself.

00:01:42.000 Before we get to that, this is something, just before we get into anything else, also we're passing the Young Turks today, which is kind of, we'll do a little celebration, but this is something In case you wondered if the left was beyond parody, I just wanted to leave with this and we'll go back to it with Georgia voter fraud, but this is a New York Times columnist, Thomas Friedman, the lesser Friedman, encouraging people, this was last night, to move to Georgia just to vote for Democrats.

00:02:12.000 I hope everybody moves to Georgia, you know, in the next month or two, registers to vote, and votes for these two Democratic Senators.

00:02:21.000 Now, in a vacuum, what does that matter?

00:02:24.000 I actually made that statement two days ago on this show as a joke, solely because I know it's highly illegal.

00:02:34.000 So here's a clip from me two days ago. 0.99

00:02:38.000 I am this close to calling every single Louder With Crowder viewer and everyone here to go rent out a timeshare or apartment in Georgia and voting the shit out of those runoffs! 0.97

00:02:49.000 I'm this close to just doing it, but I know that we would be caught. 0.96

00:02:55.000 I made a joke about doing something illegal.

00:02:57.000 I made a joke about the fact that we would be caught doing something illegal.

00:03:01.000 Two days later, the New York Times columnist encourages people to do something illegal.

00:03:06.000 By the way, half-Asian Bill, is it illegal? 0.89

00:03:08.000 No, it's totally illegal.

00:03:11.000 There's a process by which you can actually move to a state and become a registered voter, but the time frame and what they're specifically suggesting is a no-no.

00:03:19.000 It's a no-no.

00:03:20.000 Not only is there evidence of voter irregularities and fraud in the election, but if you could minority report this right now, you would arrest him for committing voter fraud months from now!

00:03:35.000 He just said that!

00:03:35.000 And there are more people who say the same thing.

00:03:38.000 Hold on, I'll look at CNN right now.

00:03:40.000 They're talking about hospitalizations and COVID.

00:03:42.000 So really quickly, by the way, we have a lot to get to today.

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00:03:59.000 Crowder election stream is still $30 off because the election is not over.

00:04:05.000 Bill, you were saying this earlier, you were watching TV, and I don't know if you... he always tries to tone it down on air.

00:04:11.000 It was President Elect Biden, and you had some words. 0.99

00:04:15.000 I think it was President Elect... fuck you Biden? 1.00

00:04:20.000 sitting there going over a legal briefing. 1.00

00:04:23.000 He just hears, like, President-elect F-you Biden.

00:04:26.000 Oh, OK.

00:04:27.000 Thank you.

00:04:27.000 That's a lawyer.

00:04:28.000 So my question before we move on is, which battleground state do you think

00:04:33.000 has engaged in the shadiest voting practices?

00:04:36.000 Because now we're looking at, obviously, Wisconsin.

00:04:38.000 You have Michigan.

00:04:38.000 You have Pennsylvania.

00:04:39.000 Georgia.

00:04:40.000 You have Arizona.

00:04:41.000 You have Nevada.

00:04:42.000 Which one do you think is the most egregious?

00:04:45.000 We'll be going through state by state next week so you can kind of have it as a catalog and a reference point because we've been doing it as the info comes in but I do understand it's tough sometimes especially when they say well there's no evidence of any kind of voting irregularities and you're like well there's so much but where do I go?

00:04:59.000 We got you covered.

00:05:01.000 And let me know, comment right now, take a second, pause it if you're watching this in the archive, and then come back to it, let me know if your mind changes after you see the Michigan affidavits.

00:05:11.000 Right.

00:05:12.000 Before we move on though, this is one of my favorite things that happened this week.

00:05:16.000 A Biden voter being mobbed by the mob trying to tell them that they shouldn't mob him.

00:05:22.000 There's a Biden sign. Go ahead and sign it. You're a f***ing idiot.

00:05:28.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00

00:05:30.000 I'm driving.

00:05:31.000 What are you doing?

00:05:33.000 Elle Calderon living forever Her boy is a shaman

00:05:48.000 Be Lovely when I first saw that clip he was like talking to them or

00:05:55.000 preaching to them and it was like a lectern or a stage right but then I don't

00:05:58.000 know was that I read the language at the bottom was like none of this because I

00:06:01.000 was just watching Instagram and then I was like there's not that's not there's

00:06:04.000 no way that's what was really being said and then I heard it and I was

00:06:08.000 like oh I just I love pardon my language it was just it was bleeped but it's so

00:06:12.000 funny people need to watch that clip it's as though you wrote a sketch because I

00:06:15.000 voted for Biden please be peaceful

00:06:20.000 What's the travesty?

00:06:22.000 I can't see! My teeth!

00:06:24.000 We thought this was going to work!

00:06:25.000 What did you think would happen?

00:06:26.000 They weren't going to burn your stuff down?

00:06:28.000 Look, I've got a sign!

00:06:29.000 I've got a sign!

00:06:30.000 Biden's still very white! 0.66

00:06:34.000 The good white ones.

00:06:35.000 But I've got to say, those protesters were pretty spot on.

00:06:37.000 I mean, if there's anyone who's the party of white supremacy, it's definitely Biden.

00:06:43.000 And his slave-owning first POS candidate VP. 0.65

00:06:48.000 Well, I mean, look, between the two of them, one of them has thrown more minorities in jail for victimless crimes than the other, and it's her.

00:06:56.000 And one of them has had their direct ancestors enslave more people than anyone in this room.

00:07:00.000 That is also her.

00:07:01.000 Wow!

00:07:02.000 No, actually, I learned that footage was from a Democratic Party meeting.

00:07:05.000 Okay, so let's get into the Michigan affidavits here.

00:07:08.000 And to be fair, the pool is tainted with any time Robert Bird shows up.

00:07:12.000 Ah!

00:07:13.000 Excuse the average!

00:07:14.000 It's not a bell curve, it's a Robert Bird curve.

00:07:17.000 Okay, so let's get into the Michigan affidavits here.

00:07:20.000 I know this is boring for some people, I understand, but I want to make sure that you understand

00:07:27.000 exactly what is in this document, what matters.

00:07:30.000 Some of these things are tough to read.

00:07:32.000 So first off, this was introduced by quite the dish, Kaylee McEnany, yesterday.

00:07:37.000 Here you go, this is her announcement.

00:07:38.000 We keep hearing the drumbeat of, where is the evidence?

00:07:41.000 Right here, Sean.

00:07:44.000 234 pages of sworn affidavits.

00:07:46.000 These are real people, real allegations, signed with notaries.

00:07:50.000 And then she was immediately cut off.

00:07:53.000 I hope she has evidence.

00:07:55.000 We'll have to talk about it later.

00:07:57.000 Chris Wallace was then hosting Hannity Show.

00:08:02.000 No, no, no.

00:08:03.000 Neil Caluto's like, this won't work with my schedule for Baby Geniuses 4!

00:08:06.000 That's a tight schedule.

00:08:06.000 Whoa!

00:08:10.000 He is, he is.

00:08:11.000 Early production.

00:08:12.000 So it's 234, 235 pages of sworn affidavits.

00:08:15.000 I want to go through what I think are the most notable.

00:08:18.000 First off, Half-Asian Bill, can you explain to people what a sworn affidavit is and why it matters?

00:08:22.000 Why it's not just...

00:08:23.000 I think this election is bad!

00:08:25.000 Right.

00:08:25.000 It's a statement under oath.

00:08:26.000 I mean, a lot of people have had to fill them out, you know, where you go to the bank, or you go to a notary, and that person is a witness, they take down your name, they do the signature, so you have a record of making sure.

00:08:35.000 It's a long process, it's been around for a while.

00:08:38.000 You know, we're now doing some digital signatures, which is the electronic version of that, but essentially saying, like, there has to be a penalty if we're going to rely on these words.

00:08:46.000 It's a central part of how the legal system works is that you can trust

00:08:49.000 that someone isn't going to just put false information in a statement. And so

00:08:52.000 there are two different systems. You have the state and the federal. At

00:08:55.000 the federal level the penalties are wide-ranging depending on the circumstance,

00:08:58.000 but you could generally have about up to five years in federal prison. And that's

00:09:03.000 for, yeah, perjury applies to sworn affidavits just like being under oath in

00:09:06.000 court. It does. I mean when you are making an under oath statement in writing in

00:09:09.000 an affidavit it is the equivalent of sitting on the stand with a judge

00:09:12.000 there and making a statement again under oath. So in the state of Michigan,

00:09:16.000 which is where these affidavits are from, they actually have even more strict

00:09:19.000 penalties. It can be up to 15 years and it's a felony.

00:09:23.000 You would have to believe that these affidavits are false.

00:09:27.000 You would have to believe that someone was willing to give up not only more than a decade, potentially, of their own freedom, but also all the other things that go along with being a felon and the rights that you lose.

00:09:37.000 Yeah, and you don't want to be Michigan's next Ilhan Omar.

00:09:40.000 Or, sorry, Rashida Tlaib.

00:09:42.000 The point is, their affidavit's their hands on the Quran.

00:09:44.000 You were about to say something there?

00:09:45.000 I was gonna ask you, so when somebody makes a statement like that, doesn't somebody say, are you willing to sign an affidavit under oath saying that this is true?

00:09:51.000 Like, isn't there a process?

00:09:52.000 These people didn't just go, like, I'm gonna go find a notary and make this statement, right?

00:09:55.000 They were appraised of, kind of, the penalties, potentially.

00:09:58.000 Well, they know the penalties, for sure.

00:09:59.000 I don't know the process.

00:10:00.000 Let's not get too nerdy with the process.

00:10:01.000 We'll go back to it.

00:10:02.000 I'm just saying it didn't happen by chance.

00:10:05.000 That's the whole point.

00:10:06.000 These people didn't just run out and try to do this, like, not knowing the consequences.

00:10:09.000 There are many, many hundreds, totaling well over a thousand affidavits.

00:10:14.000 These are just from Michigan.

00:10:16.000 By the way, I was looking this up.

00:10:17.000 Someone can probably fact check me.

00:10:18.000 I might be off by one or two.

00:10:20.000 Christine Blasey Ford, I believe there were four affidavits.

00:10:23.000 And they were just affidavits of people saying, I think Christine Blasey Ford told me about a party.

00:10:28.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:10:29.000 I don't know how you disprove that.

00:10:31.000 Whereas these affidavits are very detailed as to what these people saw taking place.

00:10:36.000 So let me give you one here.

00:10:38.000 This is from page 17.

00:10:40.000 The PDF is available to everyone.

00:10:41.000 We'll have the link up here.

00:10:42.000 On page 17, someone said that there were batches of ballots run through the ballot machine as many as five times.

00:10:49.000 This is a direct quote.

00:10:50.000 At approximately 4.50 a.m., I witnessed a man spraying a chemical on a ballot machine.

00:10:54.000 He then placed 27 ballots into the machine, and I noticed tape on the top of the ballot where a ballot number would normally be.

00:11:02.000 Throughout the night, I witnessed him insert these same 27 ballots at least five times.

00:11:10.000 Legal or not, Half-Asian Bill? 1.00

00:11:11.000 Sounds sketchy.

00:11:12.000 Nice edge.

00:11:16.000 You like that lawyer answer?

00:11:19.000 If any of this is incorrect, if they can prove it's incorrect, this person is in trouble.

00:11:25.000 The person who made the statement, absolutely.

00:11:26.000 If they're making factual, material statements that are false, they will be likely found to have committed perjury.

00:11:34.000 So here's the other part is, so people will say, oh well, you know, the people who are signing it have no idea, they're just being told to sign this stuff.

00:11:41.000 But actually suborning perjury, so going out and procuring perjury, is perjury itself.

00:11:47.000 It's also within the perjury statute as a crime.

00:11:50.000 Here's the thing, even if you ask for someone to make a false statement, and they don't even make the false statement, that's punishable.

00:11:56.000 Well that's why I was getting into like where these things came from.

00:12:00.000 The entire process of it is made that has penalties that are involved and so like for that one just you know being you know being very straightforward if you look at that statement the question is always gonna be this is like what you asked the question of what is the way it's supposed to be right and what is the way it's being done And what is the legal way to do it in the way it's being done?

00:12:18.000 There are reasons why you have to rerun ballots if they're not read.

00:12:21.000 But not running them five times.

00:12:22.000 Not rerunning them 27, you know, the same 27 ballots.

00:12:24.000 But with tape over the number, too.

00:12:25.000 With tape over the number.

00:12:26.000 And it just so happens to coincide with the one hour and a half nap that I took.

00:12:32.000 And the sudden jump, which by the way, let's go to CNN really quickly.

00:12:35.000 They're saying Biden leads Trump by more than 5 million votes nationwide.

00:12:38.000 Well yeah, if you ran him five times!

00:12:42.000 Running the votes five times!

00:12:44.000 Is that a mundane detail, Michael?

00:12:48.000 That's a good trick.

00:12:50.000 Love it.

00:12:50.000 Here's another one.

00:12:52.000 This can be found, again, in the PDF.

00:12:54.000 I want you all to read it.

00:12:55.000 It'll probably take you a couple of hours.

00:12:57.000 On page 25, page 116, page 122, page 138, page 158, page 185, we have over six eyewitnesses testifying that ballots not in the voter database were just entered using a fake birth date of 1-1-1900.

00:13:11.000 Oh wow.

00:13:14.000 That's just a terrible date.

00:13:15.000 Six separate witnesses.

00:13:17.000 Again, check up all those pages.

00:13:19.000 And this is also, interestingly enough, this is an excuse that's often used when we talk about dead voters going, well, sometimes they just enter in the 1900 as a birthday.

00:13:29.000 That's also not a legitimate vote if it doesn't match the birth date of the person in question.

00:13:35.000 You're not supposed to correct it on your own.

00:13:36.000 Because there's one person here who said that their son voted who's dead twice.

00:13:40.000 Now, all the local news said that that had been disproven, but they didn't actually provide sources to it being disproven.

00:13:45.000 What I had read was they said, well, sometimes if they're part of a new township that's created, they'll just give them like a birthday, like 1900.

00:13:51.000 That's also an illegal vote!

00:13:55.000 Fact check, he actually only voted once.

00:13:57.000 Right.

00:13:57.000 That was their fact check.

00:13:58.000 We have a new town that's going to hand out birthdates now.

00:14:01.000 And so here's the thing, there were some examples where, you know, the birthdate was illegible, they put a like a placeholder birth date in there of 1900,

00:14:11.000 and then they go back and they follow those up.

00:14:12.000 And so even if, I mean, this is the entire problem I have with anyone going, no, there's no fraud at all,

00:14:18.000 there's no irregularities, we shouldn't look at any of this, just crown Biden and move on,

00:14:22.000 is there are legitimate irregularities that the system is already set to review.

00:14:27.000 So we're not saying, hey, do an extraordinary review, don't do anything that's abnormal,

00:14:32.000 canvas the districts, look at the votes, check the ballots, check the things that are irregular,

00:14:37.000 And let the chips fall where they may.

00:14:39.000 You just said canvass the districts.

00:14:40.000 This is something I want everyone to know.

00:14:42.000 In Georgia, for example, and keep in mind, too, the Georgia Secretary of State, this isn't... anyone involved, even if they're Republican, they don't want to say, yeah, I was involved in the most incompetent voting process Exactly.

00:14:54.000 Even if it's not scandal.

00:14:55.000 So they're not necessarily going to be looking as aggressively as possible, regardless of political affiliation, because it reflects badly on them as well if they didn't catch it.

00:15:04.000 But this is something that was overlooked, and I would say even on our show we didn't have enough time.

00:15:08.000 In Georgia, people just think, oh, it's just a recount.

00:15:10.000 Explain to people what the canvassing is, the recount, how that's different, a manual recount, and why it could change things dramatically and catch fraud.

00:15:17.000 Because it's not just going, all right, recounting, and there might be a difference in a few votes.

00:15:21.000 Well, it's looking at, in every state, the ballots are a little different.

00:15:23.000 They have different requirements.

00:15:24.000 For example, in Wisconsin, you know there's the witness and the address requirements.

00:15:27.000 Ballots are made of cheese.

00:15:29.000 Right, they're made out of cheese.

00:15:30.000 Sometimes they have little bites.

00:15:31.000 If it's Swiss cheese, you may miss a candidate. 1.00

00:15:33.000 Fred Favre shows you his penis. 1.00

00:15:35.000 Oh, that's awkward. 1.00

00:15:36.000 I think he lives in a different state now.

00:15:37.000 Atlanta.

00:15:38.000 Really?

00:15:38.000 Oh, he abandoned them quickly.

00:15:40.000 Sorry, go ahead.

00:15:41.000 Stephen knows sports.

00:15:44.000 I love when Stephen mentions sports.

00:15:46.000 It's like, I know I'm going to get gobbledygook.

00:15:50.000 It's when, except for... A gook's a gobbledygook! 1.00

00:15:54.000 Oh! 0.60

00:15:55.000 Sorry!

00:15:56.000 Sorry!

00:15:57.000 You prefer slope.

00:15:59.000 Go ahead.

00:16:00.000 Go ahead.

00:16:00.000 I prefer Charlie.

00:16:01.000 Okay.

00:16:03.000 So, when you go to the different states, before they can certify, they have to do canvassing.

00:16:09.000 And people are going, I can't believe they're asking for this canvassing.

00:16:12.000 I don't know, we've only been doing canvassing our entire nation.

00:16:14.000 Our entire history of certified votes.

00:16:17.000 Again, not every state has it.

00:16:18.000 Every state does it a little bit differently.

00:16:20.000 All we're saying is do the process you normally do.

00:16:23.000 And in an election where it's not that close, no one pays attention.

00:16:27.000 But just because you didn't know canvassing happens, and that canvassing is required, and a vote certification is happening, and reviewing the irregularities and checking to make sure they're right, doesn't mean that that hasn't already been the process.

00:16:36.000 That's what I think this comes down to if people believe that this is legitimate or not.

00:16:40.000 For example, just because you didn't know that canvassing happens, just because you didn't know, for example, like, I think that vote should count, but he wasn't born in 1900.

00:16:47.000 Why?

00:16:47.000 Well, so?

00:16:48.000 Well, that's illegal.

00:16:49.000 I didn't know that.

00:16:52.000 It's not an argument.

00:16:53.000 It doesn't matter!

00:16:54.000 It's not a defense.

00:16:55.000 I don't care what Detroit Free Press told you.

00:16:57.000 If you were born in 1967 and it says 1900 and it doesn't match your voter registration, that is not a legitimate vote because we cannot know what is accurate or not.

00:17:07.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:17:07.000 Absolutely.

00:17:07.000 And I think we've just gotten so used to the media calling an election and we just trust, oh, okay, those are the results.

00:17:12.000 And we had no idea this entire process went on until around December 14th, I think, when they actually say, yep, votes certified in each one of the states.

00:17:19.000 Right.

00:17:19.000 And we just thought it happened the night of the election, right?

00:17:22.000 And CNN went out of their way to make sure that we knew that that wasn't the process right up until their guy was the beneficiary.

00:17:28.000 And then they said, nothing to see here, move along This is extraordinary!

00:17:32.000 Well it's more nefarious than that.

00:17:33.000 They weren't trying to let us know that that wasn't the process.

00:17:35.000 They were trying to let us know that actually this time we wouldn't even know the winner.

00:17:38.000 Yeah.

00:17:39.000 Period.

00:17:39.000 We wouldn't.

00:17:40.000 Because usually the process is used but media will call it and they work with local officials and they go okay we have a general we think we have an accurate count.

00:17:46.000 Right.

00:17:47.000 But they were saying don't believe any of it!

00:17:48.000 Right.

00:17:49.000 If Trump wins.

00:17:50.000 And they had to keep saying it up until 425 AM.

00:17:53.000 And you know how, here's the thing, when they say, well, we knew that Biden was going to pull ahead.

00:18:00.000 Do you know how you know that's not true?

00:18:02.000 Cenk Uygur, who we will not mention after this stream, was losing his mind up until midnight.

00:18:09.000 Democrats did not see it as a surmountable lead at that point.

00:18:13.000 They were just as surprised.

00:18:15.000 If they were saying, hey, listen, keep calm, all is well, winning Florida by double digits, by twice the margin of last time, I think last time was 1.5, it was 3 point something, I don't know the total tally.

00:18:25.000 They would have said that.

00:18:26.000 Hey, listen, it's going to change when the mail-in ballots come.

00:18:28.000 No, they all, you could see, it was like a death march.

00:18:32.000 And then they said, what?

00:18:33.000 Hold on a second.

00:18:34.000 At 4.51 in the morning?

00:18:35.000 How did this change?

00:18:36.000 It's like, I don't know, shouldn't you ask?

00:18:37.000 I don't ask questions.

00:18:40.000 When the banker favors me, I don't say anything.

00:18:42.000 Where's Jesse Ventura when you need him?

00:18:44.000 All he does is ask questions.

00:18:46.000 Never provides answers.

00:18:47.000 Not at all.

00:18:50.000 I don't know, what do you think happened?

00:18:52.000 I'm just asking the questions.

00:18:54.000 Always the interviewer, never the interviewee.

00:18:56.000 Was the W. Bush family sitting down there behind the tallying machine with the Saudi Prince in an Acme plunger blowing up Tower 7? 0.73

00:19:05.000 Is that what you're suggesting?

00:19:06.000 I'm just asking questions regarding the facts with my creepy riff-raff.

00:19:14.000 So one thing I would say is very interesting, because I've talked to a lot of people, I think I've mentioned this before, before the election, you know, there's not a lot of court going on these days, so I'm like not getting my fix of adversarial conversations than I would normally do.

00:19:25.000 You call me up at 2 in the morning just to argue.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:28.000 I'm like, no, you should not be wearing spandex.

00:19:30.000 This is not the time of year.

00:19:31.000 That's probably right.

00:19:32.000 And so I would go talk to a bunch of folks, and I'm still doing that today, and a lot of folks on the left, like folks who are just openly, they support Biden, they go, we need to count the votes.

00:19:42.000 They're like, I don't want to have to answer to someone and say, oh, we just won because we shuffled it under the bed.

00:19:49.000 But that is not what you're hearing on CNN.

00:19:52.000 They're like, I'm looking around and seeing these headlines.

00:19:55.000 But less than half of America believe Biden won.

00:19:57.000 People don't understand that.

00:19:58.000 There have been several polls that have come out to that effect.

00:20:00.000 And people are like, just count.

00:20:01.000 And I go, exactly.

00:20:03.000 I go, that's the kind of stuff you need to be telling other people.

00:20:05.000 They're like, but everyone around me is saying, this is America.

00:20:08.000 Why aren't we following the law?

00:20:10.000 Why are we stopping following the law?

00:20:12.000 Let's just count the votes.

00:20:13.000 Well, hey, listen, you can't Molotov cocktail a five below.

00:20:18.000 Well, I didn't know that.

00:20:21.000 Well, still, we're still going to have to arrest you.

00:20:25.000 I don't think so.

00:20:26.000 No, we're gonna arrest you.

00:20:28.000 That vote is not legitimate.

00:20:29.000 I didn't know.

00:20:30.000 It doesn't matter.

00:20:31.000 That does not matter.

00:20:33.000 I had a friend who got arrested because, or he was detained because he accidentally caught a species of fish in Lake Michigan that you were not allowed to fish.

00:20:42.000 And he legitimately could claim ignorance because everyone could.

00:20:47.000 He was a professional hockey player, and they said, like, ah, you can't do that.

00:20:50.000 We're going to have to bring you in.

00:20:51.000 He's like, what is this?

00:20:52.000 They said, it's illegal.

00:20:53.000 He goes, but what is it?

00:20:54.000 They said, does it really matter?

00:20:55.000 We're going to show you it's illegal.

00:20:56.000 He said, all right, and he took his licks.

00:20:58.000 Yeah.

00:20:59.000 All right, here's another one.

00:21:02.000 This is from page 37 regarding mail-in voting.

00:21:07.000 Poll watchers observed mail-in ballots being logged even when they had no signature or weren't a registered voter.

00:21:14.000 Again, you can find this in the PDF on page 37.

00:21:17.000 We have seen this happening across many sworn affidavits across the country.

00:21:21.000 Again, all of this is just Michigan.

00:21:23.000 There are also numbers coming in that there are a disproportional number of ballots that just had Biden and Harris, and I can't verify this, but it hasn't really largely been disputed, where it's just Biden and Harris and not the rest of the ticket, which is very weird.

00:21:38.000 It pisses me off more than just about anything else because that was what they assured us would be the backstop.

00:21:43.000 They said, no, no, no, mail-in ballots are fine because we can check the signatures and that will be fine.

00:21:49.000 And just to go, well, eh, I don't know, you put an X over here and a Y over there, that's fine.

00:21:53.000 They did fix it because we've talked about this long before this show about how many votes could be compromised because a lot of ballots either didn't have signatures or the signatures didn't match, but now they just said...

00:22:02.000 Good enough!

00:22:03.000 So it's not in the same name.

00:22:04.000 Hold on, that voter's name is Paul and it says John.

00:22:07.000 Well, he wrote John Hancock.

00:22:08.000 He was being ironic.

00:22:09.000 No, he wasn't being ironic!

00:22:10.000 That's not the right signature!

00:22:12.000 And now all of a sudden you have ballots accepted, mail-in ballots, at 30 times the rate of any other election.

00:22:17.000 Unbelievable.

00:22:18.000 Because any signature is good enough.

00:22:19.000 Think about that for a second.

00:22:20.000 All of these things and then something that is statistically observable, no one can dispute this whatsoever, mail-in ballots.

00:22:27.000 In the year, the first time they were unrequested, accepted at 30 times the rate.

00:22:35.000 Rejection rate was 1% is what it used to be, now it's like 0.03 something percent.

00:22:38.000 Think about it, those add up!

00:22:40.000 Over 100,000 votes, couple million votes, those aren't just, that's not a rounding error, that's winning a state.

00:22:46.000 Yeah, exactly, and that's just one factor, right?

00:22:48.000 Go to postmarks and everything else and you start to add these things up and it becomes a huge number of votes turned.

00:22:53.000 But Gerald, if only there was a way for us to double check and I'm sure that the things were done correctly.

00:22:58.000 No, I think the winner's already been declared, Bill.

00:23:00.000 I apologize, we have to move on.

00:23:01.000 If only our government had already put a process into place to double-check these votes and give Americans... Fake news.

00:23:07.000 Wait, we already have one!

00:23:09.000 Right.

00:23:09.000 But I didn't know that!

00:23:11.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:12.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:12.000 Well, I guess Joe Biden's the winner then. 0.60

00:23:14.000 Just give Joe Biden the trophy.

00:23:16.000 What, you think the President gets a trophy?

00:23:18.000 Well, a plaque then, fine!

00:23:20.000 He gets a plaque!

00:23:21.000 He doesn't get anything!

00:23:22.000 He becomes leader of the free world!

00:23:24.000 Well, I didn't know that!

00:23:25.000 Well, I'm going to tell you guys, I think you're making a big mistake even referring, you know, in any way to think that this is going to be a Biden presidency.

00:23:33.000 You know, this is definitely Kamala.

00:23:35.000 All day, every day, I send her a cookie bouquet just to hedge my bets.

00:23:40.000 Just to hedge my bets.

00:23:41.000 Sometimes I go to a Methodist church and not just a Baptist church just to hedge my bets.

00:23:46.000 Well you do if you want to send Joe Biden a gift.

00:23:49.000 Send him a gift that you really want for yourself but you can do without for about nine months to a year and a half.

00:23:55.000 I didn't put a return address.

00:23:56.000 Here, Biden, look!

00:23:57.000 I got you a new Nintendo Switch, huh?

00:24:01.000 Yeah!

00:24:01.000 Keep the gift receipt.

00:24:02.000 And should something happen, you see there's a contract there that says it returns back to its rightful owner.

00:24:08.000 Yeah, just send it back.

00:24:09.000 Huh?

00:24:10.000 What?

00:24:12.000 You're leader of the free world.

00:24:14.000 Well, I didn't know that.

00:24:15.000 So, here's another one.

00:24:17.000 Duplications.

00:24:18.000 This is on page 107.

00:24:20.000 Hold on, before this.

00:24:21.000 Why is Morticia Adams on CNN right now? 1.00

00:24:25.000 No, that's Dick Durbin.

00:24:27.000 The other day she was doing the little shoulder pads, like Orphan.

00:24:32.000 How funny would it be if that guy just reached into her little box and just went, got a million.

00:24:38.000 What is that?

00:24:39.000 Are you saying it's unprofessional?

00:24:42.000 Yeah!

00:24:43.000 Yeah, I am!

00:24:43.000 And I know, this is one thing, women act as though they have it harder in the workplace because, oh, men wear a uniform.

00:24:49.000 Could you imagine if you walked in today wearing ruffles?

00:24:52.000 Wearing a pirate ruffle shirt?

00:24:55.000 Or just a lace negligee?

00:24:57.000 People are like, what are you doing?

00:24:58.000 That's unprofessional!

00:24:59.000 I mean, Steven, the number of times before the show started, and I've had to tell Gerald to take the ruffles off.

00:25:03.000 That's true.

00:25:04.000 I'm really protecting you here.

00:25:06.000 I think it'll work.

00:25:06.000 It works.

00:25:07.000 Come on.

00:25:07.000 I'm not saying you didn't look good in it.

00:25:09.000 I'm just saying it's unprofessional.

00:25:10.000 He's tall, so he can do the horizontal lines.

00:25:13.000 By the way, Half-Asian Bill, it doesn't matter how many vertical lines you try and put on your suit, we can tell. 1.00

00:25:18.000 I was going to say, I want you to notice that CNN always has the popular vote up.

00:25:23.000 The irrelevant statistic is always there.

00:25:25.000 They don't show you that it's an 11,000 vote difference in Arizona.

00:25:29.000 They don't show you that it's under 20,000 in a couple of other states.

00:25:32.000 They just show you, oh, the popular vote.

00:25:34.000 It's almost 6 million now.

00:25:35.000 Of course he won.

00:25:36.000 No evidence of voter fraud.

00:25:37.000 No evidence of voter irregularities.

00:25:39.000 None whatsoever.

00:25:39.000 There's a lot.

00:25:40.000 There's a lot.

00:25:41.000 As to whether there's enough to flip all of these states, but anyone who says there's no evidence, they're lying to you.

00:25:46.000 Discount them immediately.

00:25:47.000 Just like if someone says, I guarantee you Donald Trump won, discount them immediately.

00:25:51.000 That is not information that is valuable because this person does not know.

00:25:54.000 We do not know exactly what has happened with this election.

00:25:58.000 We do know that there are illegitimate votes.

00:26:01.000 We do know that there are irregularities, and in some cases, Fraud.

00:26:04.000 To the level of which, that we don't know.

00:26:06.000 This is from page 107.

00:26:08.000 A poll watcher saw poll workers duplicating ballots to incorrect precincts in order to run through two ballots for one person.

00:26:16.000 And they said that they observed this repeatedly about 20 to 30 times.

00:26:20.000 So of all the different allegations, this is one of the ones that I think is a very much, like there's no innocent explanation for that.

00:26:28.000 If they saw what they saw, and I realize they've signed and said that this is what they saw, but look, having worked in law you see people who, everyone will see the same scene and remember things a little bit differently, or there's some explanation, but that's one of the ones where it's really hard to think of how could there be an explanation.

00:26:43.000 You saw the ballot, it had a precinct, you saw another ballot, it had the same person with the same votes but with a different precinct, and then they both get run through, right?

00:26:51.000 There's no legitimate explanation for that.

00:26:53.000 And it's one of the examples that we have to get to the bottom of.

00:26:56.000 And here's one other point.

00:26:57.000 Let's say that the presidential election doesn't change.

00:27:00.000 Let's say that the swing states, the battleground states, they are what they are and Trump doesn't end up winning.

00:27:05.000 There's still a lot of other ballots that matter.

00:27:08.000 We're coming into a 2021 redistricting cycle.

00:27:11.000 The state legislatures are the ones that determine that.

00:27:13.000 So knowing that the ballots for those less popular candidates or less popular races is really really important especially when you've already

00:27:24.000 had people who conceded and then they were like oh by the way you won by a

00:27:27.000 thousand he's like oh you're bullshitting ah think about this for a second how would you not want to 0.81

00:27:31.000 investigate an election where you had a six thousand vote slip just a flip and they go well 0.85

00:27:36.000 we caught it so the system works Well, hold on a second.

00:27:39.000 You caught it in one district and you're claiming it works?

00:27:42.000 I would prefer that it didn't happen at all.

00:27:44.000 Seems it's an oversight that 6,000 votes were miscounted for the wrong guy entirely.

00:27:49.000 And we also have another in Michigan, a Republican who conceded and then they found out actually won by 1,000 votes, which in that district is a lot.

00:27:58.000 That's a significant margin.

00:27:59.000 This happened, just those two examples, wouldn't that warrant an investigation of every vote in the state of Michigan?

00:28:06.000 6,000 votes, that's consequential to the national election, and a local guy lost until he won.

00:28:10.000 You know what?

00:28:12.000 And if it's a glitch?

00:28:14.000 I mean, if someone here came forward with proof that Gerald had groped them once, and I was like, well, how do you know?

00:28:21.000 And I see videographic evidence of his hand sliding up a thigh, and then another one is just a videographic evidence of him later on surfacing himself in the bathroom.

00:28:29.000 I'd be like, you know what?

00:28:31.000 Now, I think that we need to look into this, and I go through the Ring security footage because I found two examples.

00:28:36.000 That's enough!

00:28:38.000 Why am I the example?

00:28:39.000 For example, Tubin.

00:28:42.000 If Tubin did it twice, wouldn't it be worth a probe?

00:28:46.000 Not the kind of probe Tubin would like, but a probe into how many times has Tubin done this?

00:28:50.000 It happened two times that affected the outcome of elections in Michigan!

00:28:54.000 That's not...

00:28:56.000 No evidence?

00:28:58.000 No, that happened!

00:28:59.000 I don't understand where they get the no evidence claim.

00:29:01.000 They can not like the evidence, they can not like what they're seeing and think maybe it's not going to change the overall, but there is evidence that stuff happens.

00:29:08.000 Oh, irrefutable evidence.

00:29:10.000 By the way, hit the notification bell speaking of irrefutable evidence because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot on YouTube and the notification bell goes straight to your mobile app and tells you, or your phone, your mobile app, I don't know.

00:29:20.000 I am tired.

00:29:21.000 We have not taken a break since election, nor weekends.

00:29:25.000 And we do good morning, of course, weekdays at 10 a.m.

00:29:28.000 Eastern.

00:29:28.000 Here's another one.

00:29:29.000 This is from page 172 of the PDF that is publicly available.

00:29:33.000 Go look at it.

00:29:35.000 The good thing about the Green New Deal is everyone could read it because it was five pages. 0.98

00:29:38.000 It was written by a functionally retarded person. 0.99

00:29:41.000 This is a little bit tough, because most people don't want to comb through 235 pages. 0.81

00:29:44.000 You've got to pass the president before you can read it.

00:29:46.000 Right.

00:29:47.000 And when you always hear the left, they go, well, we're the party of nuance.

00:29:50.000 You were going to take over the economy with five pages, and it was double-spaced.

00:29:55.000 It was double-spaced.

00:29:57.000 And this is 234, and you don't have any interest?

00:30:00.000 Don't tell me you're the party of nuance.

00:30:02.000 Come on.

00:30:04.000 This is page 172.

00:30:08.000 A poll watcher examined a box of ballots and found 60% or more had the same signature.

00:30:15.000 That's totally normal.

00:30:16.000 Again, we need to investigate this, but this is a sworn affidavit that comes from someone in Michigan.

00:30:20.000 That's something that hand counting with supervision will find.

00:30:23.000 That's why they don't want it.

00:30:25.000 And this is a question that I did have for you, Half-Asian Lawyer Bill. 0.55

00:30:29.000 How many of these things, if you do a hand count, can be found versus not?

00:30:32.000 So for example, this is one you can find if they all have the same signatures.

00:30:34.000 But if some of these secret ballots have been destroyed, there are some things that could be covered up afterward.

00:30:41.000 Right, so one of the hardest ones are ballots that don't actually make it into the system.

00:30:45.000 So if they never got received and that's, you know, if there are ballot boxes or drop-offs and they just don't get collected or they get dumped or they get sorted before they're taken in, it's really hard because you don't have anything in the counting, right?

00:30:57.000 The counting presumes that you already have, but there's not really anything you can do about that at this stage.

00:31:01.000 What about backdating?

00:31:03.000 Like the ones that have been backdated.

00:31:04.000 Can you find those?

00:31:05.000 So in some states they keep a record of when it was actually received and they went through a process where it was stamped.

00:31:11.000 Though as we saw there have been questions about where they stamped appropriately on that day or not.

00:31:15.000 Sometimes they're dated in the ballot itself.

00:31:18.000 So for example you know that it was sent the day before the election and then somehow it got in and had a date from the day two days before the election.

00:31:26.000 Right.

00:31:26.000 You know you've got a problem.

00:31:27.000 I would actually say though... Especially when they just they put the date in as 1900.

00:31:30.000 Yeah.

00:31:30.000 Right.

00:31:33.000 Wrong fraud!

00:31:35.000 Bad fraud Pete!

00:31:36.000 I knew I shouldn't have hired you for our fraud campaign, bad fraud Pete!

00:31:41.000 One of the actual problems with the multiple signatures that are the same though is you can only know that if someone notices it.

00:31:47.000 If you have a thousand people counting and you have the same thousand signature, one for each person, you may not realize.

00:31:53.000 And it's really hard to notice if the entire voting precinct is an arena covered in Bristol boards.

00:32:00.000 Or you're like 60 feet away, you know, from that.

00:32:03.000 There's some of this too, you just have to put two and two together.

00:32:06.000 They're putting up wallpaper on glass!

00:32:10.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 Bill, when have you ever seen that outside of a horror movie and that's only because people are acting in the exact opposite way that someone would react in their life?

00:32:18.000 Who puts wallpaper on glass?! ! 0.99

00:32:21.000 Especially when you're supposed to be observing what's going on behind that glass.

00:32:25.000 But also the guidance that they were given, Bill.

00:32:27.000 The guidance that says, even if the signature doesn't match, even if it doesn't have a signature, even if the postmark isn't clear, even if it is after the deadline, go ahead and accept that.

00:32:35.000 Go ahead and say that that is a legitimate valid.

00:32:37.000 Can't we go back and find that?

00:32:39.000 That's illegal conduct to say, guys, go ahead and do it, even though that's against our state laws.

00:32:43.000 Right?

00:32:44.000 And I think that's what they're alleging happened in Pennsylvania.

00:32:46.000 And in some of these districts, folks were giving the wrong instructions.

00:32:49.000 And look, it's not that it doesn't happen in every election.

00:32:52.000 The question is, is it happening in the key precincts, in the key districts, and having a material effect on the outcome of the election?

00:32:57.000 And when I say the election, I mean the entirety of the election, not just the presidential election.

00:33:04.000 But one thing to be clear, it really only takes one or two precincts per state to change it.

00:33:10.000 So people think it has to be widespread across No, Wayne County is enough.

00:33:13.000 In Pennsylvania, especially when you have some states that are 20,000 votes or Wisconsin, it can be one or two precincts.

00:33:19.000 So we need to be clear about that.

00:33:20.000 You're not just talking about every individual's home.

00:33:23.000 These ballots are collected in basically what are giant ballot farms, effectively, right? 0.96

00:33:28.000 And then if it's covered up in Bristol Board and they don't let anyone in, then okay, well, now you know that you're screwed.

00:33:33.000 Well, think about a state like Arizona.

00:33:34.000 You have Maricopa County that far exceeds almost every other county in terms of numbers.

00:33:38.000 So you could make it look like very little of a problem by framing it like, well, one of 34 counties had We had a 2% error rate in the counting of ballots for one candidate versus another, or 2% of them didn't actually get in, or 2% of them had irregularities that we ignored despite saying we counted them.

00:33:59.000 But then you go and you're like, okay, well, but how many is that 2% and how much is that 2% against the rest of the, oh, oh, it actually is 11% because of the number of people.

00:34:08.000 So, you know, you have to look at the objective numbers and also the percentage.

00:34:13.000 We're just giving you an idea, and people say, well, how can the county affect it?

00:34:16.000 Uh, Wayne County?

00:34:17.000 Are we talking about Detroit?

00:34:18.000 That affects the crime rate of the entire state.

00:34:23.000 Like, murder in Michigan is basically Detroit.

00:34:26.000 It's Detroit, and every now and then there's a little bit of a scuffle at the drive-in in Muskegon.

00:34:31.000 Outside of that, that's what it is.

00:34:34.000 People don't realize this.

00:34:35.000 When Bill Clinton tried to claim credit for tough-on-crime, right, in the 90s, it was Rudy Giuliani in New York.

00:34:42.000 That affected the entire national crime level, violent crime level.

00:34:46.000 So you need to understand how much a state can be affected by just one county.

00:34:51.000 All of Michigan! 0.99

00:34:52.000 If you talk with Michiganders, right, people who don't actually live in Detroit, just like, if we could just annex that shit and send it to Canada, who would be better off? 1.00

00:35:00.000 Because they know how much influence it has and how corrupt it is for crying out loud. 1.00

00:35:06.000 People talk about Chicago corruption.

00:35:08.000 I don't know that we've had a mayor, I think probably two out of three mayors in Detroit have been investigated if not arrested.

00:35:15.000 That guy Kwame who was mayor in Detroit, his wife may or may not have killed prostitutes who he had in the mayor's mansion and he tried to flee, they caught him at the Dallas airport, remember? 1.00

00:35:24.000 Not only is he a criminal, he's stupid. 1.00

00:35:27.000 What do you think? 1.00

00:35:28.000 They don't need to extradite you when you land in Dallas.

00:35:33.000 Bad plan. 1.00

00:35:34.000 Get an international flight, you moron. 0.99

00:35:37.000 So, Gerald, to your point about the instructions, there have always been issues where you worked in one state, and then you moved to another state, and then you're in the next election, and you're helping to work, and the instructions are different. 0.98

00:35:48.000 Or the instructions have changed because of the rules, or there were a lot of last minute legal rulings that were had, and you've got to communicate that to lots of people who the last time they did this was the last cycle two years ago, and the instructions were a little bit different.

00:36:01.000 Right.

00:36:01.000 So when you have legitimate claims of questions about instructions being given correctly or the process not being done according to the instructions that were given, you have to be able to answer those.

00:36:10.000 Right.

00:36:11.000 It's, again, part of the process we already have in place.

00:36:14.000 Well, in Pennsylvania, the Supreme Court had to come a third time.

00:36:17.000 To tell them.

00:36:19.000 No evidence.

00:36:20.000 Be peaceful.

00:36:22.000 Be legitimate.

00:36:24.000 And now we are going to come back in just 30 seconds with actually potential new voter fraud as expressed by the New York Times and the Yang Gang. 0.89

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00:38:44.000 Who is demanding Seth Meyers?

00:38:46.000 You don't want to know what Seth Meyers did at YouTube headquarters.

00:38:51.000 We will make Gerald do those things.

00:38:55.000 And here's the other part, right?

00:38:56.000 A lot of folks are like, hey, wait a minute, we've got big tech, we've got big data, they're out there, they're taking all this information, they're selling it, and they're making these online profiles.

00:39:03.000 One of the best ways to just carve back a little bit of that is using ExpressVPN.

00:39:08.000 You don't even have to use it when you're doing secret stuff, or stuff that has to be, whether trade secrets, or work, or confidential.

00:39:14.000 You can just use it during your everyday browsing and other things like that, whether fetish or otherwise.

00:39:20.000 You know all about that, Asians. 0.99

00:39:21.000 I don't know why it is that men love—well, your dad is white, and you were just telling me today that your dad beats you at ping pong.

00:39:27.000 He's so good.

00:39:27.000 Really?

00:39:28.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:39:29.000 Now, was your dad only interested in Asian women, though? 0.71

00:39:31.000 Was that, like, his thing?

00:39:32.000 Because I feel like a lot of guys who I know, like, they— I don't know.

00:39:35.000 Who did he date before your mom?

00:39:37.000 Well, I wasn't alive then.

00:39:38.000 You never asked him?

00:39:40.000 No, no, no.

00:39:41.000 Like, my dad always liked blondes, and so my mom made sense, you know?

00:39:44.000 I didn't know, like, but guys who have, I know a guy who was married to, and he was like, I only date Asians.

00:39:49.000 And I actually, this was his response.

00:39:50.000 I said, like, oh, and I think Asian women obviously are beautiful. 1.00

00:39:53.000 The hair, and it's exotic, especially to... Man, I love those ladies with hair. 1.00

00:39:58.000 Long, straight, black hair.

00:40:00.000 But he actually made this reaction.

00:40:01.000 I said, what about, like, what do you ever, like, if there's like a nice white woman? 1.00

00:40:04.000 He went, ugh.

00:40:05.000 Oh, wow.

00:40:07.000 I don't know.

00:40:08.000 I mean, I know that I, before marrying my wife, who's Mexican, I had never dated any minority at all.

00:40:14.000 Period.

00:40:14.000 How dare you?

00:40:15.000 But that was just because I'm in St.

00:40:16.000 Louis and there's like not that many, you know?

00:40:18.000 What are you talking about?

00:40:19.000 Are you kidding me?

00:40:20.000 At least where I was.

00:40:20.000 Well, he didn't make the drive to Ferguson.

00:40:22.000 There's a great old Norm Macdonald joke.

00:40:24.000 It's that ping pong is the only sport named after its inventor.

00:40:30.000 But my dad is very good at ping-pong, but my Chinese grandmother, so on my mother's side, was better than him and would beat him regularly.

00:40:38.000 I think really the moral of the story is I'm terrible at ping-pong.

00:40:41.000 No, you're actually pretty good at it.

00:40:43.000 I would imagine your Chinese grandmother does it while chain-smoking cigarettes and then swallowing them backwards because it's just an old age way. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Let's see right here really quickly CNN before we go to the next version of election fraud.

00:40:54.000 We will know the final Arizona tally soon.

00:40:57.000 Trump counts Arizona vote count while dismissing other results.

00:41:00.000 This is one of those things they just go without context. 0.89

00:41:02.000 Isn't that hypocritical? 0.89

00:41:03.000 Hold on a second. 0.95

00:41:05.000 Let me ask you.

00:41:06.000 Did we already verify 6,000 votes accidentally went to the other guy in Arizona?

00:41:11.000 Was there an actual local seat that flipped?

00:41:14.000 After a Republican conceded in Arizona?

00:41:15.000 No, this happened in Michigan.

00:41:18.000 That doesn't mean that nothing wrong has happened with Arizona because of course there were military ballots that came in late, there's some just ballots that didn't come in on time at all.

00:41:25.000 But it's not just hypocritical because you go, oh you know what, maybe that state did it right and that state didn't.

00:41:32.000 He's also not contesting the results in New York, to be clear.

00:41:36.000 Or Florida.

00:41:36.000 Or California.

00:41:38.000 He's not only contesting states where he lost, we're only talking about states where there's verified evidence of nefarious activity, which again, you say does not exist. 0.93

00:41:46.000 So someone watching this not understanding the contest goes, well it's hypocritical. 0.98

00:41:50.000 No, no, no, no, he's not contesting all states, just the ones where we have verifiable proof of some bullshit. 0.99

00:41:56.000 Again, to minority report this, the left is now being open about committing voter, I don't know, voter fraud! 0.99

00:42:03.000 This would be voter fraud!

00:42:04.000 It wouldn't be an irregularity because it's before, like an irregularity doesn't happen beforehand.

00:42:09.000 You don't plan an irregularity, is that what you're saying?

00:42:11.000 Right.

00:42:11.000 And if you think it might happen, you get some beneful.

00:42:15.000 Beneful?

00:42:16.000 Whatever the fiber thing.

00:42:17.000 What is it?

00:42:17.000 Fiber?

00:42:18.000 What's the fiber thing?

00:42:19.000 Beneful! 0.56

00:42:19.000 I see commercials. 0.56

00:42:20.000 It was a poop joke.

00:42:22.000 Are you recycling Ted Cruz's poop joke?

00:42:24.000 No, I'm not recycling Ted Cruz's.

00:42:26.000 What's the fiber thing that you drink?

00:42:27.000 The orange drink?

00:42:28.000 Beneful! 0.56

00:42:29.000 Metamucil.

00:42:30.000 Beneful there too?

00:42:32.000 Yeah, Beneful.

00:42:33.000 Anyway, the point is it was... Shut up. 0.99

00:42:36.000 So in Georgia, we are going to have runoff elections. 0.99

00:42:40.000 And I know some people are going to say, hey, what's that?

00:42:41.000 Well, you don't really need it.

00:42:42.000 It just means there's going to be another election for people who don't necessarily pay attention.

00:42:47.000 For which party controls the Senate?

00:42:48.000 Now, I actually think this is more important because when people talk about Kamala Harris with a tiebreaker in the Senate, people don't realize the VP has a tiebreaking vote.

00:42:56.000 But keep in mind that when we're talking about the number of Republicans in the Senate, it still is including Mitt Romney.

00:43:02.000 So minus one.

00:43:05.000 You can't trust that guy. 0.90

00:43:06.000 Party affiliation, Sandy Vagina. 0.86

00:43:11.000 It's gonna be a tough one.

00:43:12.000 It's a growing movement. 0.97

00:43:13.000 But hey, you know, from every Sandy Vagina comes a pearl. 1.00

00:43:21.000 That makes sense. 0.90

00:43:22.000 Have you never seen an oyster?

00:43:23.000 I don't know, I get clam.

00:43:26.000 So, the New York Times columnist Thomas Friedman, we showed you this earlier today, but it gets worse.

00:43:33.000 I want to revisit this.

00:43:34.000 He encouraged people to move to Georgia to vote in the runoff.

00:43:39.000 Everybody moves to Georgia, you know, in the next month or two, registers to vote, and votes for these two Democratic senators.

00:43:47.000 That guy looks like Dennis Farina banging someone who sells meatball sandwiches.

00:43:53.000 It looks like a character of something.

00:43:56.000 So that, and then I want to go through Andrew Yang, sorry, but Andrew Yang tweeted a similar strategy, let's call it, where he said, everyone who campaigned for Joe should get ready to head to Georgia.

00:44:06.000 I'll go.

00:44:06.000 There isn't much time.

00:44:08.000 The earliest date for absentee ballots to be mailed for the runoff is November 18th.

00:44:13.000 The registration deadline is December 7th.

00:44:15.000 The in-person voting... I mean, he's laying out a blueprint.

00:44:18.000 Seems to me that they are suggesting what I believe to be... Correct me if I'm wrong.

00:44:24.000 Possibly.

00:44:25.000 Felony voter fraud.

00:44:27.000 So the Italian meatball sub sandwich guy?

00:44:31.000 Yeah.

00:44:31.000 So his thing seems much more closer to what would be voter fraud.

00:44:35.000 And it's not just fraud to go and do it, but to encourage someone or purchase their vote, which has been suggested that, oh, you could pay people to go down and cast their vote.

00:44:44.000 Like Chelsea Handler with 50 Cent by offering him sexual favors to vote for Biden? 1.00

00:44:48.000 Yeah, I think that's a problem.

00:44:50.000 Someone prosecute that broad.

00:44:51.000 I don't care how many books she writes about vodka. 1.00

00:44:53.000 You're a slut. 1.00

00:44:54.000 We get it. 1.00

00:44:57.000 I believe in prisoners' rights.

00:44:58.000 We would not want to put her with them.

00:45:00.000 That would be terrible.

00:45:01.000 But it would put a smile on their faces.

00:45:04.000 But I will say, and this is something that's very important, is the fight isn't over with regards to this runoff.

00:45:09.000 So when Andrew Yang is saying, hey, he's going to go there and help, and they're going to increase the number of people that are out there doing not ballot counting or ballot canvassing, but door-to-door vote canvassing to make sure that people are

00:45:20.000 voting for the election

00:45:22.000 and that they're going to send additional money and they're going to have all these

00:45:24.000 ballots. This is the time when if people let off the gas in this particular election

00:45:29.000 you know it may have even more dire consequences than losing the White House

00:45:33.000 is to also lose the Senate. So you don't think that Andrew Yang was saying try

00:45:36.000 and set up a residency?

00:45:38.000 His stuff does not seem to be set up residency.

00:45:40.000 Well, I guess it's because... Other guy, different.

00:45:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:42.000 Well, by the way, just because I know it's different from state to state, a spokesperson for the Georgia Secretary of State's office, we're back to there, they oversee voter registrations.

00:45:49.000 They did cite a state law that is a felony to vote in Georgia elections if you are not a legal resident or if you're just residing in the state briefly with the intention to vote and then move away.

00:45:59.000 I was joking when I said that two days ago because I knew it was highly illegal.

00:46:04.000 I thought it was so obviously illegal, like, you know, when I joke about, like, killing a hobo, throwing him in the Ozarks.

00:46:10.000 You know I'm not going to do it. 0.74

00:46:11.000 Wait, that was a joke?

00:46:13.000 It was a joke when I said it, not when you did it.

00:46:15.000 Right.

00:46:15.000 But the point is, I was so absurd, I took it to the extreme.

00:46:18.000 Like, let's all move and get apartments, condos in Georgia.

00:46:22.000 We all had a big laugh about it in the control room.

00:46:24.000 I said, I'll buy you all timeshares.

00:46:26.000 Everyone said, ha ha ha, Steven, you're incorrigible.

00:46:29.000 And then we saw the guy from the New York Times talk.

00:46:31.000 It wasn't funny anymore.

00:46:34.000 He thought it was a good idea.

00:46:35.000 I heard it from Steven Crowder.

00:46:37.000 We should do this. 1.00

00:46:39.000 Dennis Fiorina's bastard child. 0.99

00:46:41.000 This is just amazing to me that they are saying this. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Let's just move to Georgia to vote.

00:46:45.000 Like cramp.

00:46:46.000 And then they want to talk about how, oh, we need to do away with the Electoral College.

00:46:49.000 Why?

00:46:49.000 Because it should just be based on the popular vote.

00:46:51.000 That's what's best representative of Americans.

00:46:53.000 You think that most representative of Georgians is a bunch of the Yang Gang moving into a timeshare, sleeping on beanbags so they can throw their vote and then go on their merry way? 1.00

00:47:02.000 No.

00:47:02.000 You think that represents the average American?

00:47:06.000 They don't care about representation.

00:47:07.000 They don't care about the systems of law in this country.

00:47:10.000 They care about simply doing whatever is necessary to win an election, whether legal.

00:47:15.000 That's where we are.

00:47:16.000 Whether legal or not.

00:47:17.000 This is illegal.

00:47:18.000 This is illegal.

00:47:19.000 Can someone investigate the New York Times guy?

00:47:22.000 Friedman?

00:47:23.000 Can someone call him in for questioning?

00:47:25.000 Are they going to call James O'Keefe in for questioning?

00:47:27.000 His biggest crime is running a camera while someone else says, hey, I'm about to commit a federal crime.

00:47:32.000 And then they interrogate James O'Keefe, but now you have a New York Times writer encouraging a crime.

00:47:39.000 Can someone put the heat lamp into his face?

00:47:42.000 Right, there's gotta be a tweet that he followed this up with too, right?

00:47:45.000 He's got it written about it as well.

00:47:46.000 It's like, you've got evidence!

00:47:47.000 Let's go!

00:47:48.000 The only acceptable follow-up tweet to change the scenario is, ha ha ha, just joshing, or you should arrest him.

00:47:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:55.000 No, he probably doubled down in the tweet is what I'm saying.

00:47:57.000 So it's not just that.

00:47:58.000 I mean, even the Wall Street Journal was publishing articles about how you could go and get established there.

00:48:03.000 And the Georgia government has maintained, like, look, there is a process for which you would have to establish residency.

00:48:09.000 But even if you do end up establishing residency, but your entire point was just to come in, establish residency, vote, and leave, that's still illegal.

00:48:17.000 So it's not only, I mean, if you want to come in and work on a campaign, you can do that.

00:48:21.000 And in fact, that's, I think, what Andrew Yang is trying to do versus Bushy McMeatballs. 0.98

00:48:28.000 Go down there, do your vote, and then move away.

00:48:32.000 Right.

00:48:32.000 No problem.

00:48:33.000 Or just go down there, don't even establish a true residency.

00:48:35.000 Because, for example, you could get a Georgia driver's license.

00:48:38.000 So you have to give up your driver's license from another state, get it there, and go through those steps.

00:48:42.000 There are a couple different ways to establish residency in Georgia, but you can't just go in, vote, and roll out.

00:48:48.000 I just wish that I had the life of a complete lack of accountability, because I remember We were moving from Michigan to Texas, and I remember talking with my accountant, and asking about voting absentee, and I said, hey, we're talking about how we pay taxes, right?

00:49:01.000 And he said, well, actually what you really would have to prove is that you are in this state for more than six months out of the year, so it relates to taxes, and specifically it relates to voting.

00:49:08.000 Right.

00:49:09.000 None of these questions matter to these folks!

00:49:11.000 No, not at all.

00:49:12.000 Georgia driver's license is good enough for me!

00:49:14.000 Do you think they ever have a conversation?

00:49:15.000 Do you think they have any of the legal counsel?

00:49:17.000 Just think of how many conversations we have had where you go, uh, Stephen, I think it might be... This was an actual conversation.

00:49:23.000 Half-Asian Bill goes, I think it might be illegal for you to drink half a bottle of Epicoc and go into the DMV. 1.00

00:49:31.000 I remember.

00:49:32.000 If I were a Democrat, no one would care!

00:49:35.000 It was somewhere between 11 and 97 reasons why that was not a good idea.

00:49:39.000 Half of which were legal reasons.

00:49:40.000 This was an actual thing that we did not do, because remember they were doing the sick-in when Donald Trump had his hotels?

00:49:45.000 They were going, Trumpcare makes me sick!

00:49:48.000 And all the Trump hotels.

00:49:50.000 So we wanted to say that government bureaucracy makes me sick, so I was going to drink Epicoc, but like 20 of us, and go into the DMV and just be vomiting uncontrollably.

00:49:59.000 And it turns out that could technically be misconstrued as vandalism of federal property.

00:50:05.000 Misconstrued, of course.

00:50:08.000 Peaceful protest.

00:50:10.000 I made the right decision.

00:50:13.000 My parents told me to make good choices.

00:50:15.000 And I do.

00:50:16.000 Most of the time.

00:50:17.000 Sometimes.

00:50:17.000 But if not for him, I would have consumed Epicoc.

00:50:19.000 The really hard part was trying to find Epicoc.

00:50:21.000 Apparently you can't get that anymore because they say it doesn't work.

00:50:23.000 Yeah.

00:50:24.000 They say that it doesn't actually work to use Epicoc and vomit like it was used to stop, uh, you know, uh, like poisoning.

00:50:29.000 Poison?

00:50:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:50:30.000 Apparently it doesn't work.

00:50:31.000 But I had a guy.

00:50:33.000 So I will say, it was very difficult, but that was not what stopped us.

00:50:37.000 It was the, it was this man right here.

00:50:39.000 The Kraken.

00:50:40.000 Were you looking at your phone or were you just that disappointed?

00:50:42.000 No, I was trying to see if there were any other sources that were also encouraging and there are a ton of people who are saying just move to Georgia.

00:50:48.000 Yeah, just move to Georgia.

00:50:48.000 Look, if you want to move to Georgia and stay there, fine.

00:50:51.000 Yeah.

00:50:51.000 That's on you.

00:50:52.000 Hey, you know, it's almost like CNN could investigate it because they're in Georgia.

00:50:56.000 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:58.000 Like, when yesterday, I think it was yesterday, the Secretary of State was talking and they didn't show it, it was happening on their street.

00:51:07.000 There's a level of blind where things are not voter fraud or they're not illegal but they're just clearly intended to game the system and thus immoral, right?

00:51:20.000 And so I feel like we've only heard about this for every day of the last four years about one party being The moral party and the other one not.

00:51:28.000 And now to say, well, we're just going to go ahead, get a bunch of people registered, have them all come here, say that they're staying, and then influence the election and essentially game the system to take the Senate.

00:51:40.000 Okay, maybe you didn't do something illegal if you jumped through all the hoops, but you definitely did something wrong.

00:51:46.000 Well, except the Secretary of State saying it is illegal in Georgia.

00:51:48.000 Yeah, some of that is illegal.

00:51:51.000 What part's not illegal?

00:51:53.000 If you move there and you are actually going to stay and you get registered in time and you turn in the ballot, you could vote.

00:52:00.000 But if you just leave in January, you've got a problem.

00:52:04.000 I'm not going to stay in Georgia.

00:52:05.000 They're all going to move back to Williamsburg or Brooklyn or Park Slope.

00:52:10.000 I'm not a hobo. 0.94

00:52:14.000 I don't want to insult a large portion of our viewership, but Georgia's a horrible place. 0.99

00:52:18.000 No, Georgia's nice. 0.94

00:52:19.000 I prefer the Georgia country.

00:52:24.000 Wow.

00:52:25.000 They just can't even hold their own against the Russians. 0.97

00:52:27.000 I would rather be in that Georgia than your Georgia.

00:52:29.000 Wow. 1.00

00:52:30.000 So Georgia, get your shit together. 0.99

00:52:31.000 Hey, Georgia, we love you. 0.99

00:52:34.000 He does.

00:52:34.000 We just don't like your CNN.

00:52:36.000 Yeah, we don't like your CNN.

00:52:37.000 But we do find it funny when the CNN gets burned down by the people.

00:52:40.000 Fire doesn't go up a building, does it?

00:52:42.000 They were reporting on it like please stop and then they found out that the reason and Pete

00:52:46.000 Marauders were breaking down the building was because it was a police precinct in that same building

00:52:50.000 Oh, yeah, just get that there in the second floor. Yeah, they don't even care about seeing

00:52:54.000 Under his desk. It was a 50s bomb drill. Yeah, fire doesn't go up a building does it so we're safe on the fifth floor

00:53:01.000 I have no idea. All right Listen, this is something else we have to get to.

00:53:04.000 It's a long time coming, but this, right now, today or tomorrow, we will have officially surpassed the Young Turks on the YouTube as the number one independent news channel.

00:53:15.000 all. Oh my goodness. Oh there it is. Yay. I can't drink from my mouth. So here's the deal. I thought this was going

00:53:21.000 to be bigger than it was.

00:53:22.000 So I'm going to show you how to make a drink. I'm going to show you how to make a drink.

00:53:29.000 You're talking about the streamers?

00:53:31.000 No, the whole thing.

00:53:32.000 Pass it to Young Turks. 1.00

00:53:33.000 Again, you can post Crowder Passes TYT.

00:53:36.000 But let me give you a story of the saga and why it matters.

00:53:38.000 There were like months that I just dreamed about this as a kid.

00:53:42.000 Because you have to understand, I was a kid, I was 19 years old.

00:53:44.000 This was back in 2008, 2009 where I was doing videos and I had very few.

00:53:49.000 Young Turks attacked me. 1.00

00:53:51.000 They started the fight.

00:53:51.000 This was back on YouTube when there were no conservatives, right?

00:53:54.000 There were no conservatives, it was all edgy atheists and liberals and Young Turks were sort of seen as, I guess, counterculture somehow.

00:54:01.000 And they were actually going after me, and they actually went after my friend Lee Dorn, who at the time, he's a lawyer, who has a small channel of like 50,000 subscribers.

00:54:10.000 So I remember thinking like, ooh, one day I'll show you.

00:54:13.000 And here we are.

00:54:15.000 But it's kind of like when Rocky Marciano fought Joe Louis.

00:54:19.000 How does it feel beating Joe Louis?

00:54:21.000 He was like, that wasn't no Joe Louis.

00:54:23.000 That fighter I beat out there, that's not the Joe Louis I grew up watching.

00:54:27.000 He's like, the young turks now, it doesn't really matter. 1.00

00:54:29.000 I didn't know they were still really around.

00:54:31.000 I know, I know, and with so much money.

00:54:33.000 I was going to say, I don't think Joe Louis had heavy investment from Al Jazeera.

00:54:39.000 A little bit more.

00:54:41.000 I think my biggest issue is, I mean, they're no good.

00:54:45.000 Yeah.

00:54:45.000 So, you know, a hollow victory.

00:54:47.000 You can do it.

00:54:48.000 You can do better.

00:54:48.000 Let me give you.

00:54:49.000 Yes, exactly.

00:54:50.000 But this is when we say independent, we mean like actually independent.

00:54:53.000 We don't have money.

00:54:54.000 You're a little late.

00:54:56.000 You guys invented fireworks.

00:54:57.000 You should know better.

00:54:58.000 What are you going to do next?

00:54:59.000 Overcook your noodles?

00:55:02.000 Yes.

00:55:02.000 The answer is yes.

00:55:04.000 The Young Turks.

00:55:06.000 People are saying, congratulations to the 5 million.

00:55:08.000 To me, that doesn't really matter.

00:55:09.000 What matters is passing the Young Turks. 0.85

00:55:10.000 And then I realized that doesn't really matter.

00:55:13.000 And I told you, I made this promise to you guys, once we pass the Young Turks and overall subscribership, that I will no longer be using them as a source to rebut. 0.80

00:55:22.000 I will no longer be making fun of them.

00:55:24.000 I will, at the end of this show, retire once and for all my chain compression and my costume because I don't want to be a bully.

00:55:33.000 This is kind of like right now it's like as a kid you know you imagine showing up to your bully and going back and telling him what's what and then he's got a potbelly and he's bald and he's divorced and like that's kind of what this is but I still have to do it.

00:55:45.000 I have to do this.

00:55:48.000 Because what happened was they attacked me early on and then what really bothered me, you understand, I was a little young kid when the Union assault happened in Lansing, Michigan.

00:55:55.000 So I had gigabytes of footage.

00:55:57.000 I'm giving you the saga of Stephen Crowd and the Young Turks.

00:55:59.000 I had gigabytes of footage that I tried to submit to the local DA or the local police.

00:56:04.000 They said that I couldn't submit it because I was no longer in Lansing.

00:56:07.000 I didn't live in Lansing, which of course I found out later is untrue.

00:56:09.000 So none of my evidence was submitted, but the Young Turks actually did a video claiming that they had watched the footage and I committed a crime, which the local district attorney used as evidence.

00:56:20.000 So this is what the Young Turks did. 0.90

00:56:22.000 So in that edited video, it appears that the man is standing calm in the beginning, and then sucker punches Crowder out of nowhere.

00:56:31.000 Turns out when you look at the full tape, not exactly how it went down.

00:56:37.000 Oh my god, I forgot how different he looks now.

00:56:40.000 He has changed.

00:56:42.000 The years have not been kind to him.

00:56:43.000 And I see this as someone who is aging at an accelerated rate like a paddling in the sole chair.

00:56:49.000 But this is what happened.

00:56:50.000 I was assaulted by a union member, and we uploaded this footage, and then... Sucker punch. 0.70

00:56:54.000 Yeah, sucker punch.

00:56:56.000 And then after, when they did this, and the DA said, or I don't know if it was district attorney, if it was prosecuting attorney exactly, said, like, well, I watched from the Young Turks commentary, and it was pretty clear that Stephen had pushed the gentleman first.

00:57:07.000 It was a deposition.

00:57:08.000 I didn't know what was happening, and I wasn't even there.

00:57:10.000 Um, and my evidence had never been submitted.

00:57:12.000 So I did upload this so you can see for yourself unedited two simultaneous angles of this assault footage, uh, which YouTube then labeled age inappropriate so no one could see it.

00:57:24.000 But here you go.

00:57:28.000 See that right there?

00:57:28.000 They're cutting that tent with box cutters.

00:57:30.000 That's what you're seeing.

00:57:31.000 Right there.

00:57:31.000 See that guy?

00:57:32.000 He's stabbing it with a box cutter.

00:57:33.000 You can find that footage. 1.00

00:57:35.000 You fucking rat, you fucking rat. 1.00

00:57:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:57:42.000 And the guy who's drunk falls into me there. 1.00

00:57:45.000 And wankity, bangity, bangity, bang!

00:57:50.000 Over under clinch and then I just turtled because there's 500 of them.

00:57:52.000 Let's see this.

00:57:53.000 You got a gun! 1.00

00:57:54.000 I'll kill whoever put the gun! 1.00

00:57:55.000 I'll kill as many motherfuckers with a gun! 1.00

00:57:56.000 Guy following me to my car by the way. 1.00

00:58:06.000 I remember that.

00:58:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:58:08.000 Police had no interest in the footage.

00:58:09.000 And there's also, in the unedited footage, there was, prior to that, you could see that union gentleman.

00:58:13.000 He told him when I was Betsy DeVos's grandson.

00:58:15.000 He's Betsy DeVos's grandson!

00:58:18.000 Get him!

00:58:18.000 It's like, my fictional grandmother employs you?

00:58:23.000 Right, exactly.

00:58:24.000 So you guys were in this tent that was being attacked by people.

00:58:27.000 The only thing that you guys went out to do was to say, hey guys, stop, stop.

00:58:29.000 Yeah, there were women in the tent. 1.00

00:58:31.000 There were some kids in there.

00:58:32.000 It was a family event.

00:58:32.000 Stop doing this, and this is a response.

00:58:35.000 I still have a piece of the tent that was cut up with box cutters.

00:58:37.000 I remember when we were in there, and I saw it come and go, like a cartoon, just like a Grinch cutting through the fabric.

00:58:44.000 A box cutter!

00:58:45.000 And I remember this was the first time in my life where they had this huge platform, right, the Young Turks, and I felt very powerless because I was like, well, here, I'm going to upload the unedited footage.

00:58:52.000 I couldn't submit it to the cops.

00:58:53.000 YouTube said it's age-inappropriate, so no one could see it.

00:58:56.000 And the Young Turks just went out and lied about it.

00:58:58.000 And it was actually, you realize it was actually admitted as evidence, just him talking about something that they didn't actually show.

00:59:04.000 And this is, so this went on for a while, and obviously this is an independent channel.

00:59:08.000 And the crazy funding for the Young Turks, a lot of people don't know this story.

00:59:12.000 They have $4 million in 2014.

00:59:14.000 I think it was from Buddy Romer.

00:59:16.000 They got another $4.25 in 2015.

00:59:18.000 So right now, yeah, we're at $8.25 million.

00:59:20.000 Another $20 million in 2017.

00:59:22.000 They received $300 million in Google funds for training journalists.

00:59:27.000 I don't really know.

00:59:28.000 I don't really know what this was.

00:59:29.000 So when I was small, right, really small, as a channel, this is what the Young Turks would do. 0.99

00:59:33.000 They would go after me.

00:59:34.000 And then I started growing and calling them out.

00:59:36.000 Nothing.

00:59:37.000 Nothing.

00:59:38.000 I couldn't get them to show up.

00:59:40.000 I remember there was, like, Politicon was a small thing.

00:59:42.000 I said, well, dude, if it's Cenk, nothing. 0.95

00:59:44.000 Nothing.

00:59:44.000 This was for a very long time.

00:59:46.000 All of a sudden it was like I was a ghost and it existed under their bed.

00:59:49.000 That's because you could punch back then.

00:59:51.000 Yes, but when I was small, that's the thing.

00:59:54.000 That's why after we do this and we give them their eulogy that we'll never ever address the Young Turks again. 0.99

00:59:59.000 It's the end of an era.

01:00:01.000 It's the end of a two-bit hack era.

01:00:04.000 And the Young Turks, speaking of social media, you know, people often wonder why I have such an axe to grind with Big Tech.

01:00:08.000 The Young Turks, they were actually broadcasting it.

01:00:10.000 YouTube created a space.

01:00:12.000 YouTube Space.

01:00:12.000 And the Young Turks had a studio there.

01:00:14.000 Yeah.

01:00:14.000 My brother used to go in there and do freelance work, and he'd see Cenk all the time.

01:00:19.000 They were just like buddies.

01:00:21.000 I don't even know if they were buddies, but the guy, that's where the bacon grease joke came from, because he would bring his own jar of bacon grease.

01:00:27.000 No.

01:00:28.000 It's a true story.

01:00:29.000 So this is what happened.

01:00:31.000 I kept wanting a debate with Cenk Uygur because he had attacked me when I was young, 20 years

01:00:36.000 old and had no ability to punch back and then he wouldn't respond. 0.65

01:00:39.000 And so then what happened was, and this is something that obviously is pretty shitty

01:00:42.000 on my part, but I don't apologize.

01:00:45.000 I started doing sketches as Cenk Uygur, as you guys well know.

01:00:51.000 This has been going on for a while, but here's something that a lot of people don't know.

01:00:54.000 I did these sketches as Cenk Uygur, and what I did was I found out through the grapevine that they really hated it.

01:00:59.000 I was like, well I have to do more!

01:01:00.000 Of course!

01:01:02.000 So then what I did was I actually did a sketch as Cenk Uygur with all of the big YouTubers at the time, so like Alex Jones, Lauren Southern, Ben Shapiro, Milo Yiannopoulos, and I gave them the video.

01:01:11.000 I said, just upload it to your own channel.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 So that when you search Shane Weger or Young Turks, this is what showed up.

01:01:17.000 And then I also ran these sketches as ads prior to Young Turks videos.

01:01:25.000 It's cruel.

01:01:25.000 It's pre-roll ads.

01:01:26.000 It's so brilliant!

01:01:27.000 They were speaking with an expert at Google who was like, what's this targeting pixel?

01:01:31.000 I'm like, you don't even have to worry about that one.

01:01:34.000 And of course they were rightfully furious because this, for a period in time, a glorious period in time, when you were to click and watch a Young Turks video, you saw one of these sketches as an ad before it.

01:01:45.000 When you use the f-word, you know it's real talk. 0.99

01:01:47.000 I said f**k! 0.99

01:01:48.000 I've heard about your show and stuff, so I wanted to ask you a question. 1.00

01:01:50.000 No!

01:01:51.000 No, I said get him off the phone, okay? 1.00

01:01:52.000 Get the f**k off the phone, you Jewish shekel-collecting f**k! 1.00

01:01:56.000 Whoa. 1.00

01:01:57.000 You say the one who makes the frauds gay? 1.00

01:01:59.000 None of you gay! 1.00

01:02:00.000 None of you gay! 1.00

01:02:02.000 Num, num, num, bacon grease. 1.00

01:02:03.000 Yes, yes.

01:02:05.000 That is actual bacon grease. 0.99

01:02:07.000 And it was full of s**t! 0.99

01:02:09.000 You left us! 1.00

01:02:10.000 You broke my heart! 1.00

01:02:12.000 CUT THE F**K OFF THE PHONE! 1.00

01:02:14.000 YOU ARE MY FAVORITE F**KING! 1.00

01:02:19.000 I keep in mind the context of that, which for people who might be... Dave Rubin worked for the Young Turks, left them, which already kind of grinded their gears, then had a pretty successful YouTube channel. 0.98

01:02:30.000 I produced a video as Cenk Uygur with Dave Rubin, let Dave Rubin upload it to his channel, and then I also ran these as advertisements before Young Turks did.

01:02:39.000 This is when they truly began to love you.

01:02:43.000 And then I still, though, no response.

01:02:46.000 We only would hear through the grapevine that they didn't like it.

01:02:47.000 And then I was no longer allowed to run them as ads.

01:02:50.000 And I was like, wow, skunked again.

01:02:51.000 And I really, really wanted to get my hands on Shane Weger, the Young Turks, and I couldn't.

01:02:57.000 So this is probably one of the most cringe... I've talked about the most uncomfortable I've ever been in my life.

01:03:02.000 And it was when I did this, and I'll give you the full story after this clip, but the only way that I thought I could actually physically be in the same room and engage in some kind of debate with Cenk Uygur was to crash a South by Southwest panel in Austin with Cenk Uygur as As Cenk Uygur, I apologize for the cringe.

01:03:24.000 Still banned.

01:03:25.000 But do respect the commitment to character.

01:03:27.000 This actually happened live.

01:03:29.000 to go.

01:03:30.000 Uh... 1.00

01:03:30.000 No, this is bullshit! 1.00

01:03:32.000 Come on, guys, we're having a real discussion! 1.00

01:03:34.000 I'm not a member of Congress.

01:03:36.000 I'm just one person.

01:03:37.000 Okay, I can see you.

01:03:37.000 I can see you.

01:03:38.000 No, don't do it.

01:03:39.000 No, bro!

01:03:40.000 I'm sitting down.

01:03:41.000 Don't say that.

01:03:42.000 Sir, you want to talk about the immediate insight?

01:03:44.000 Oh, no, don't sit down.

01:03:48.000 I'm walking up there.

01:03:49.000 I walk in past the room of like 40 people.

01:03:51.000 And, uh, he's sitting there like, Okay, so Stephen Crowder, this is what he does, right?

01:03:55.000 Yeah.

01:03:56.000 And the security leaves.

01:03:59.000 They just leave him there, and I'm just like, I'm not doing any violence, I'm not going to attack, I would never to.

01:04:03.000 I actually don't, I don't personally dislike the guy at this point.

01:04:06.000 But I have this empty chair and I have to sit down and he's like, don't sit down.

01:04:12.000 Because he knows that I'm not going anywhere until I was physically escorted by security.

01:04:18.000 And here's the thing.

01:04:20.000 So that was at South by Southwest.

01:04:22.000 There are two Marriott's in Austin.

01:04:24.000 There, yes.

01:04:25.000 One is across the bridge.

01:04:26.000 Is it South Lamar?

01:04:27.000 Is that where it is?

01:04:28.000 Lamar?

01:04:28.000 I don't know.

01:04:29.000 So I was there for South by Southwest and I dressed up in a bathroom as Cenk Uygur.

01:04:35.000 Cenk, Cenk, Cenk, Cenk, however it's pronounced.

01:04:38.000 And I... Who cares anymore?

01:04:39.000 Was dressed up, I had actual bacon grease, because I had a jar that we kept our cooking grease, and I actually used it because I wanted to be, I wanted a Daniel Day-Dulis it, right?

01:04:46.000 I wasn't gonna be lazy. 0.96

01:04:47.000 And I put it, and I'm waiting in the bathroom, and I had heard that Bill Nye was out in the hall for some reason, and I knew that I was going to, I think it was like Ballroom B in the Marriott, so I'm waiting in the bathroom, and then I get a text saying, crap, crap, crap, he's at the other Marriott. 0.85

01:05:03.000 And they've already started.

01:05:04.000 So I have to get in one of these, what's a glorified, like, pedal cab.

01:05:08.000 You know, it's like one of those golf carts, but it's like a bubble.

01:05:11.000 And I run in there, covered in bacon grease, in a bubble, like a Jetson's car, as they drive me over to the Marriott.

01:05:19.000 And the security at the front door didn't even stop me.

01:05:22.000 They just went, hey!

01:05:24.000 I said, no, no, no, it's my panel.

01:05:26.000 And I walked in.

01:05:29.000 And I have never been so uncomfortable in my life.

01:05:32.000 I didn't want to do it, but at a certain point, you have to.

01:05:35.000 Yeah, I respect you for that one, because you've dressed up as a tranny several times, and this is the most uncomfortable you've been. 1.00

01:05:41.000 No, I haven't dressed up.

01:05:43.000 I've dressed up as women, so careful. 1.00

01:05:46.000 That is disrespectful.

01:05:48.000 I have dressed up as actual women, and you copy-pasted your little hate speech there.

01:05:54.000 And this, you may not know, the bacon grease, you know, I actually had to use bacon grease because, little known fact, like, Cenk Uygur, uh, he, he, he, everyone knows that, okay, he's a guy who likes to eat.

01:06:03.000 Right.

01:06:04.000 No, he really likes to eat.

01:06:06.000 And as it turns out, literally two minutes before, uh, we came on air, I had not one, but two epiphany foods, which is amazing!

01:06:16.000 So these are ideas about food, epiphanies about food.

01:06:18.000 Yes, I don't like spicy food as much as I like non-spicy food.

01:06:23.000 But with spicy food, tortilla, flour tortilla, I didn't like spicy food.

01:06:27.000 Corn tortilla?

01:06:28.000 I love ground beef.

01:06:29.000 I don't like to eat corn tortillas.

01:06:31.000 But if you fry anything enough, I'll eat it.

01:06:34.000 It's terrible, but obviously Stephen's delicious.

01:06:38.000 Oh my god.

01:06:41.000 I was like, oh my god.

01:06:43.000 Like, I Joe Biden myself.

01:06:45.000 Like... Like, I leaned in... It's the middle road on the... Yeah, no, no, no.

01:06:50.000 I leaned in and I was like, oh, jank.

01:06:52.000 Oh my god.

01:06:54.000 Like... If they just did this show... Anyway, this is getting uncomfortable.

01:07:01.000 Guy Fieri already took up that spot.

01:07:05.000 I'll bleach my hair!

01:07:08.000 I can go to a dash!

01:07:10.000 Okay, listen.

01:07:11.000 No one likes Drive-Ins and Diners more than me.

01:07:13.000 Driving to Flavortown.

01:07:15.000 And here's, and then the only time that in like I would say eight years the Young Turks actually ever addressed me publicly was of course a lie. 0.73

01:07:23.000 And what it was was, I actually found this, this is really, and I know for some people maybe this is inside, but this is just, this kind of matters to me because it's sad.

01:07:32.000 This is me saying goodbye to something that helped shape who I am.

01:07:37.000 It was the Christine Blasey Ford saga, and it's an accomplishment.

01:07:40.000 It's something that I hope is on my headstone, that I was called a garbage person by Anna Kasparian, where they lied and took a joke out of context and immediately lost tens of thousands of subscribers.

01:07:52.000 So here's the lie. 0.99

01:07:54.000 So he called her a lying whore, and he also accused her of calling someone a rapist with no evidence. 1.00

01:08:01.000 She did not call anyone a rapist. 1.00

01:08:03.000 But nonetheless, Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him. 0.98

01:08:08.000 I apologize, I misquoted. 0.99

01:08:10.000 Trash. 0.99

01:08:11.000 Yes, trash. 1.00

01:08:12.000 Not garbage. 0.92

01:08:13.000 I don't want this whole video to be fact-checked by YouTube.

01:08:17.000 This is why I have a job.

01:08:18.000 I misquoted an insult to myself.

01:08:22.000 So, no, first off, she's wrong about all- Christine Blasey Ford did accuse- I mean- Yeah.

01:08:26.000 Do we not remember that she accused Brett Kavanaugh of rape?

01:08:28.000 No, no, no. 1.00

01:08:29.000 Gang rapist. 1.00

01:08:30.000 That was Sweatnick. 1.00

01:08:32.000 That was Sweatnick. 0.97

01:08:33.000 She was, of course, an attempted rape.

01:08:36.000 And to be clear, this is a rule that I have for anyone out there who's creating new content.

01:08:40.000 And this is really why this segment matters.

01:08:42.000 People were planning on creating new content.

01:08:44.000 When I was coming up, it was the era of the Young Turks. 1.00

01:08:47.000 And I didn't know if this would exist as you guys watch it now.

01:08:51.000 I'm so grateful because there was no Are We There Yet because there was no There Yet.

01:08:56.000 Every day is a new there yet.

01:08:59.000 But if you say anything or if you make a joke or something that you think could be taken out of context, just make sure you say it so that if people extend that clip 30 seconds in either direction, they go, oh, well, now I know what he's saying.

01:09:10.000 That's a rule that I follow, and it's one that the young Turks, I guess, have never heard of.

01:09:14.000 Or the media. 0.99

01:09:15.000 Because this is, no, I didn't just say Christine Blasey Ford's a lying whore. 1.00

01:09:20.000 This was the joke that was taken out of context. 0.99

01:09:23.000 Let me recap this for you.

01:09:25.000 Ford accused Kavanaugh of attempted rape in a letter to Dianne Feinstein that Feinstein didn't mention until after the hearings.

01:09:29.000 Feinstein said Tuesday she can't vouch for everything, whether it's true or not.

01:09:32.000 Ford doesn't remember exactly when it happened or where it happened.

01:09:34.000 Her story contradicts the therapist.

01:09:36.000 The attorney's story contradicts Ford's.

01:09:37.000 An attorney that originally said Ford would testify is now, I think, saying that she's not going to testify, was put in retainer on August, at which point she took a lie detector test for an accusation she claims she was never going to make publicly at all. 0.98

01:09:47.000 Should be noted investigators are saying that there is still the noted possibility of Ford being a dirty lying whore. 0.99

01:09:54.000 It's a good joke. 1.00

01:09:55.000 Possibility's still open.

01:09:57.000 From Investigator.

01:09:59.000 Not from me.

01:10:00.000 It's a quote.

01:10:01.000 Yes.

01:10:01.000 About a possibility.

01:10:02.000 It's a quote about a possibility.

01:10:05.000 I would never say that.

01:10:06.000 No.

01:10:06.000 Certainly.

01:10:07.000 It's a joke show.

01:10:08.000 But this is the thing.

01:10:09.000 They apply these standards.

01:10:11.000 And I think this is why they've lost so many viewers and it's kind of sad even though we've tallied up thirty-something, forty-something million dollars in investment.

01:10:18.000 Unbelievable.

01:10:20.000 I haven't taken money in foreign investment from any kind of a foreign caliphate.

01:10:24.000 It's mugs!

01:10:25.000 It's you guys!

01:10:27.000 I know PBS says they're funded by viewers like you, in whichever way Mitt Romney votes, but really!

01:10:31.000 Wait, so am I not supposed to be taking money from Beijing?

01:10:35.000 Or am I supposed to?

01:10:36.000 We'll talk about it later.

01:10:37.000 I mean, details.

01:10:38.000 You can work out the details.

01:10:39.000 I will say, the women, they look mighty fine.

01:10:43.000 Here's the thing.

01:10:44.000 We are funded entirely by you.

01:10:46.000 You join up.

01:10:47.000 MugClub.

01:10:47.000 Latoscutter.com slash MugClub.

01:10:48.000 We haven't taken funding from Qatar, from Al Jazeera, which became Current TV or Al Gore.

01:10:54.000 We've never had to.

01:10:55.000 So this is why this is kind of a significant moment in history because often people claim, hey, we're the top independent news channel.

01:11:01.000 This actually is an independent news channel.

01:11:03.000 We don't have allies anywhere.

01:11:07.000 Of course, The Blaze, who we work with, NBC, Vox, Universal, ABC, Disney, Turner, Comcast.

01:11:14.000 We're not going to be setting up shop in YouTube studios any time soon in Marina Del Rey.

01:11:17.000 I don't even know if it's still a thing.

01:11:18.000 No, not at all.

01:11:18.000 But we were clearly not welcome, and it's okay.

01:11:21.000 I wouldn't welcome me either.

01:11:23.000 But I think they took it out of context because they don't want people to know, even though they've become social justice warriors today, their track record, the Young Turks, specifically of misogyny.

01:11:35.000 the way that they treat women without irony. 0.97

01:11:38.000 Now, Steve Crowder is a gross person. 0.95

01:11:44.000 We have a camel toe photo for you. 0.98

01:11:46.000 Oh wow, okay.

01:11:47.000 I mean, that's my bias against him, but, and you have to guess who the owner of that camel toe is. 1.00

01:11:54.000 You don't need to believe me, you can see for yourselves.

01:11:58.000 That makes me think Demi Moore, well she looks young. 0.96

01:12:02.000 It's a signal to his misogynistic viewers, never respect a woman.

01:12:07.000 I'm gonna go Demi Moore. 0.99

01:12:09.000 No, her breasts are not large enough. 0.97

01:12:10.000 You walk out. 0.98

01:12:10.000 That's crazy. 0.98

01:12:12.000 Yeah, or you f*** other women. 1.00

01:12:14.000 Jake is like making a porn plot in your life. 1.00

01:12:16.000 How you doing, tiger? 1.00

01:12:17.000 If you have a short haircut, they're like, yeah, yeah, lesbian. 1.00

01:12:20.000 Put her in the lesbian style. 1.00

01:12:21.000 Always, you know, find a way to put women down one way or another. 0.99

01:12:24.000 Assuming she's a five rather than a three. 1.00

01:12:28.000 There's no way I would hook up with her. 0.99

01:12:30.000 Later they can say, oh, I'm not a slut. 0.99

01:12:32.000 I'm just drunk. 0.94

01:12:33.000 What can I do?

01:12:33.000 Press up against the window.

01:12:35.000 Uh-huh, uh-huh.

01:12:36.000 That's how you do it. 0.96

01:12:37.000 nonetheless steven crowder i mean this is what you can expect from trash like 0.96

01:12:42.000 him i love the alternated 0.97

01:12:44.000 if you don't respect the you treat me well the other women

01:12:48.000 that's right i have no that's right and guess what

01:12:50.000 that'll work by the way the last time i saw it

01:12:54.000 the shell of the where you are where you are pleasuring them

01:12:58.000 Because we are going to denigrate and try to humiliate every woman. 1.00

01:13:03.000 And my audience is going to get off on that, is what he thinks. 0.92

01:13:05.000 Because Megan Fox has larger breasts than that, and you can't quite tell. 1.00

01:13:08.000 Megan Fox is a twig. 0.98

01:13:10.000 Can't tell.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, but she has a nice rack, right? 1.00

01:13:13.000 Go ahead and cry, Steven. 0.80

01:13:14.000 Cry all day long.

01:13:15.000 And we know exactly what you're about.

01:13:18.000 And at least thank you for giving us clarity on how you feel about her and women in general. 0.98

01:13:23.000 I mean, what kind of a free country are we if we can't even f*** someone's wife? 1.00

01:13:30.000 I I don't respect that. 0.98

01:13:34.000 Like, here's the thing.

01:13:35.000 I actually prefer that old Chang.

01:13:37.000 And I'm the guy... My wife and I did not have sex until our wedding nights! 1.00

01:13:43.000 It was definitely more fun.

01:13:45.000 It was definitely more fun!

01:13:47.000 I think it's objectification of women to rank them by number. 1.00

01:13:52.000 Also, what's most offensive is how flippantly he disregards Demi more.

01:13:57.000 She hits the small rack like, oh, she'll be heartbroken.

01:14:01.000 She'll be heartbroken, you third string Turkish wrestler. 1.00

01:14:04.000 Tons of fun doesn't like me.

01:14:06.000 Oh no.

01:14:09.000 I forgot how bad that was.

01:14:10.000 Yeah, that was pretty brutal.

01:14:12.000 And I wouldn't have any problem with it if it was like, hey, you know what?

01:14:15.000 I said I would legalize bestiality!

01:14:20.000 I was very shocked by that.

01:14:22.000 Yeah, I'd never heard that.

01:14:23.000 You were shocked?

01:14:24.000 See, this is why I say I've lived in this bubble for years.

01:14:29.000 I've been here since 2006, right, on YouTube.

01:14:32.000 2008, doing political videos, and you have to understand, like, that was the Everest to climb.

01:14:35.000 So for me, this is a surreal moment.

01:14:38.000 It's just, I kind of arrived here and nothing's ever quite what you expected.

01:14:42.000 It's like getting to the top of Kilimanjaro and there's, you know, there's a Dairy Queen.

01:14:45.000 You're like, they ruined it.

01:14:47.000 It's a tourist trap?

01:14:48.000 I thought this would be pristine and untouched.

01:14:51.000 But you still got a blizzard.

01:14:52.000 Yeah.

01:14:52.000 I did get a blizzard and I turned it upside down.

01:14:54.000 I was like, ooh, it really is thick.

01:14:55.000 It's true.

01:14:58.000 Thick just like I like my women. 1.00

01:15:01.000 And so now we're at the point, though, and I will say this.

01:15:04.000 Listen, thank you so much to everyone who has subscribed to us, supported this channel.

01:15:07.000 It's been a really wild ride during election cycle 2016.

01:15:10.000 That's when we went daily to election cycle recently.

01:15:14.000 And we don't really like to talk about numbers because those things ebb and flow.

01:15:18.000 Really what means the most to us is you.

01:15:20.000 Is you.

01:15:21.000 Because we know that at one point I was that misfit.

01:15:23.000 I will tell you this.

01:15:24.000 I was the misfit where really I had no idea that it would ever work doing anything conservative

01:15:30.000 on YouTube.

01:15:31.000 All I'd been told my whole life was, well, Fox News, the conservatives don't like this

01:15:33.000 kind of comedy.

01:15:34.000 Yeah.

01:15:35.000 Well, I do.

01:15:36.000 So maybe I'm an anomaly.

01:15:37.000 And same thing on YouTube.

01:15:38.000 Well, it didn't exist and the algorithms kept favoring everything to the left.

01:15:40.000 So I thought, well, you know what?

01:15:42.000 Maybe I just have to...

01:15:43.000 When we first launched this show, to give you an idea, we actually first launched the

01:15:46.000 show as a podcast.

01:15:48.000 It got 2000 plays.

01:15:51.000 Oh.

01:15:51.000 And we said, I guess no one's just going to pay.

01:15:53.000 Cause at this point everyone was saying, Hey, Hey, all the media consultants would come in and say, do short form content.

01:15:57.000 Like if your thing is 30 seconds, edit it down to 20 seconds.

01:16:01.000 And then if you could add in a cat and like a piano or a funny pie.

01:16:06.000 Or a turtle humping a Timberland?

01:16:07.000 Like, that's what'll work.

01:16:08.000 Long-form content won't work.

01:16:10.000 And so we actually considered at one point just making this show all of the content exclusive to Mug Club and earning a living, but like, well, you know what?

01:16:19.000 I guess it's just an uphill battle where we'll never be able to have the kind of influence that the left would be able to have because there just isn't that ability.

01:16:25.000 So that's an actual conversation that had taken place, and it was a real heart-to-heart that I had to have with even my wife, going, hey, you know that stuff that I really wanted to set out and accomplish?

01:16:34.000 I don't really know if we can do it.

01:16:37.000 And I remember saying, I can't compete with over $30 million in funding if we're both independent.

01:16:44.000 I said, I just can't.

01:16:45.000 I'm just going to be snuffed out.

01:16:46.000 So I say this because anyone out there who thinks that the current landscape Is what it will be 10 years from now?

01:16:54.000 Don't lose heart.

01:16:55.000 It really can change.

01:16:56.000 It's kind of like we talked about with free enterprise and conservatives.

01:16:58.000 You know, the left says, I want my piece of the pie.

01:17:00.000 We know as conservatives, you can bake more pies.

01:17:03.000 And I've said that, and people go, oh, that's just propaganda from capitalists who want you to keep feeding into the system.

01:17:07.000 No, no, no, look, look, look.

01:17:09.000 This right now, what you are watching, this is a whole new pie.

01:17:13.000 There was no piece of the conservative, of the right-leaning, of the independent, of the libertarian voice.

01:17:19.000 There was no piece of that pie on YouTube.

01:17:22.000 This was before Facebook was a thing.

01:17:25.000 This is a whole new pie, and now everyone gets to benefit from the whole new pie.

01:17:30.000 And so here we are.

01:17:31.000 It's kind of bittersweet because, you know, the Young Turks, their numbers keep dwindling and going down.

01:17:36.000 It's not really a worthy adversary, where now we kind of have to go after CNN and bigger networks.

01:17:41.000 And I don't think that we'll ever get to have any of those debates, because now I can't do it.

01:17:45.000 I would be a bully.

01:17:47.000 And I do appreciate you bringing us here.

01:17:49.000 I guess as one final time, I should give you one final... One for the road.

01:17:54.000 Thank you guys! 0.98

01:17:54.000 Okay, that's right, it's been a great ride, but, uh, it's bullshit. 0.98

01:17:59.000 And, uh, it is time to officially retire the Young Turks' Cenk Uygur, uh, costume and character. 0.96

Louder with Crowder - November 12, 2020

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