Louder with Crowder - May 09, 2025


🔴HOAX WARNING: The Media is Going to Use Her To Stop Trump's Deportations


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Length

15 minutes

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160.85106

Word count

2,520

Sentence count

336

Harmful content

Misogyny

33

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Toxicity

44

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Hate speech

21

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Summary

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Comedian Josh Feierstein ( ) joins Jemele to discuss the latest deportation hoax, the new Pope, and more. Plus, a look at a shirt that makes people look like Michael Caine. Plus, the latest in the latest sports news and much more!

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00:00:00.000 Love the flow 69 Now it's time for new Unbelievable people And we must do it If we don't control insiders This will be over 0.91
00:00:30.000 and over To lead by an idiot Big fat love Find common ground To hold the spread of lies And we must do it Big fat love Find common ground To hold the spread of lies And idiot America first America first Non-fatal We want to build a much better Believable people And we must do it
00:00:58.000 Non-fatal Communication Very much higher America first To lead by an idiot Insiders fighting for insiders Time to stop Insiders fighting for insiders More of Insiders fighting for insiders Time to stop Insiders fighting for insiders America first Love the flow 69 Now it's time for new 0.99
00:01:28.000 Believable people And we must do it If we don't control insiders This will be over and over To lead by an idiot Big fat love Find common ground To hold the spread of lies And we must do it Big fat love Find common ground To hold the spread of lies America First 0.95
00:01:57.000 America First 0.96
00:02:24.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad-free experience and an ever-expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:02:35.000 Subject for today...
00:02:55.000 Glad to be with you.
00:02:56.000 It's Friday.
00:02:57.000 It's Friday, which means, well, I guess right now you could all be white, but this is a love letter to OG Mug Club, Rumble Premium. 0.55
00:03:02.000 Friday is the show that is just for Rumble Premium users because Tim Pool goes two hours.
00:03:06.000 We're going to send you over to him if you are not a member.
00:03:09.000 And sometimes, you know, it's a grab bag.
00:03:11.000 There's a lot going on.
00:03:12.000 Sometimes there's nothing going on.
00:03:13.000 There's a new Pope, Bob.
00:03:16.000 Bobby!
00:03:17.000 That's nice.
00:03:19.000 Talk about that.
00:03:20.000 And today, there's also another major deportation hoax.
00:03:23.000 We're going to call it, make a prediction.
00:03:25.000 This is what you're going to be seeing in the media over the next few weeks.
00:03:28.000 It's the new Abrego Garcia.
00:03:30.000 We have Captain Morgan, CEO.
00:03:32.000 How are you, sir?
00:03:32.000 Doing well.
00:03:33.000 How are you?
00:03:33.000 I'm good.
00:03:34.000 Do you like the shirt?
00:03:35.000 Ah, very nice.
00:03:37.000 Very nice.
00:03:37.000 Oh, my gosh.
00:03:43.000 Is it good?
00:03:44.000 Is it bad?
00:03:45.000 Making you look like Michael Juden?
00:03:46.000 Yeah, it's like a Rorschach test for anti-Semitism.
00:03:49.000 Michael Juden.
00:03:50.000 I feel like both sides could wear this to a protest and be offended.
00:03:53.000 Yes, exactly.
00:03:54.000 It'd be like the Spider-Man of anti-Semitism.
00:03:56.000 Are you?
00:03:57.000 What?
00:03:59.000 They're one of us!
00:04:01.000 They're one of us!
00:04:02.000 I don't know if we take too kindly to your kind around here.
00:04:06.000 Where'd you get that shirt?
00:04:07.000 Do we?
00:04:07.000 That's kind of nice.
00:04:08.000 Alright, okay.
00:04:09.000 How'd you feel about Pope Bob?
00:04:11.000 Alright.
00:04:14.000 And when...
00:04:15.000 Well, no, what was I going to say?
00:04:16.000 We don't do the theme music anymore.
00:04:17.000 Anyway, Good Night's Comedy Club in Raleigh, North Carolina, Friday, Saturday, May 23rd and 24th.
00:04:22.000 Josh Feierstein.
00:04:24.000 How are you, sir?
00:04:24.000 Good.
00:04:25.000 I'm excited about the...
00:04:26.000 Hey! 0.99
00:04:26.000 Yeah, I got this one, too. 0.99
00:04:27.000 I like it better in the black.
00:04:29.000 Wow.
00:04:30.000 Yeah.
00:04:30.000 I like it.
00:04:30.000 I like it better black.
00:04:35.000 CB foe!
00:04:36.000 That's a deep cut.
00:04:38.000 It is.
00:04:38.000 Hey, look, it's the evil twin who didn't get the placenta of Michael Caine on CNN right now.
00:04:48.000 That's true.
00:04:49.000 He looks like the bad guy from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
00:04:52.000 Yes, he does.
00:04:54.000 Put a fedora on him and a short tie.
00:04:56.000 You gotta...
00:04:56.000 Why do you think we don't use tariffs anymore?
00:04:59.000 What?
00:05:00.000 Oh, Michael Caine's on CNN.
00:05:01.000 Alright.
00:05:02.000 That's a pretty good Michael Caine.
00:05:03.000 It is.
00:05:03.000 Nice.
00:05:04.000 Michael Caine is as Michael Caine does.
00:05:07.000 Alright.
00:05:07.000 I wouldn't overdo it.
00:05:10.000 Wow.
00:05:11.000 I forgot.
00:05:12.000 I've got Gerald giving me advice on comedy.
00:05:16.000 I can't resist. 0.83
00:05:19.000 I'm a bit of a prick today. 0.97
00:05:20.000 Yeah, you are. 0.98
00:05:20.000 You are. 0.98
00:05:21.000 You are.
00:05:22.000 I don't like you in the... 0.98
00:05:23.000 I don't like you in the Jew shirt. 1.00
00:05:26.000 It's empowering.
00:05:27.000 You're not the same Jew. 1.00
00:05:29.000 I know.
00:05:29.000 I'm not sure which way, though.
00:05:31.000 Yeah, I know, but just be careful.
00:05:32.000 You don't actually have the money.
00:05:33.000 And he prefers it in white.
00:05:35.000 Yes, he does.
00:05:35.000 I know.
00:05:36.000 This whole thing started off...
00:05:38.000 Really poorly, but speaking of which, this commentator and professional Bruno Mars impersonator, Kate Fagan, was bitching on ESPN, the sports network, about... 1.00
00:05:51.000 Being on this show has been...
00:05:52.000 Hey, by the way, we have Lil Nick, Lil Nicky, in training today. 0.96
00:06:00.000 You know what?
00:06:00.000 This is gonna be a first.
00:06:04.000 You gotta admonish yourself, big guy.
00:06:06.000 Let's hit it.
00:06:08.000 Watch, he's gonna hit the wrong button.
00:06:10.000 Hold on.
00:06:10.000 Admonishing himself.
00:06:11.000 Come on, hit it. 0.99
00:06:12.000 Take it! 0.94
00:06:15.000 There you go.
00:06:16.000 It's the Slacker's Blood Brothers.
00:06:18.000 Nice.
00:06:20.000 So, hold on, Nick.
00:06:22.000 You can wait for it, okay?
00:06:25.000 Commentator and professional Bruno Mars impersonator.
00:06:28.000 See, that was a quip.
00:06:29.000 Kate Fagan discussed this on ESPN.
00:06:33.000 She was... 0.97
00:06:33.000 He? 0.97
00:06:34.000 She? 0.98
00:06:35.000 Bitching about how the civil rights issue of our time on ESPN is men in girls sports.
00:06:41.000 Okay.
00:06:42.000 Being on this show has been a privilege and a platform, and I know it's my last time on it, and I want to say something worthy of that privilege and platform, and that is this, that trans kids deserve to play sports.
00:06:53.000 They can.
00:06:54.000 Think about what you remember from your time playing sports.
00:06:57.000 Like, 99% of it is...
00:06:58.000 Looks like sports.
00:07:00.000 Looks like dashboard.
00:07:02.000 Community.
00:07:02.000 Joy.
00:07:03.000 Those high fives.
00:07:06.000 It's that moment when you have a great play with a teammate.
00:07:09.000 It's the feeling of belonging, and it does not know gender.
00:07:13.000 What?
00:07:13.000 Trans kids deserve that, the same as everybody else does.
00:07:17.000 And, Tony, this space has, on Around the Horn, it's been about diversity and inclusion, lifting up voices.
00:07:23.000 I thought it was about sports.
00:07:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:07:24.000 Sports is joy.
00:07:25.000 Oops.
00:07:26.000 And sports is humanity.
00:07:28.000 Time's up. 1.00
00:07:29.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:07:30.000 Tony, I love you. 0.99
00:07:31.000 So thanks for having me back on.
00:07:34.000 How funny would it be if he just threw up in his mouth a little?
00:07:37.000 Well, they downrank for comments.
00:07:40.000 You should just negative one point.
00:07:42.000 This is what it's about.
00:07:43.000 It's about diversity.
00:07:44.000 By the way, that show Around the Horn.
00:07:48.000 It's canceled.
00:07:49.000 Yeah, it is.
00:07:50.000 It's going off the air in May.
00:07:51.000 So she decided to get her shots in.
00:07:54.000 Please, by all means, leftists, just keep doing this.
00:07:57.000 Keep doing this.
00:07:57.000 No one's buying it anymore.
00:07:59.000 Aside from, you know, some white women, unfortunately. 1.00
00:08:01.000 Suburban white women, you are the only reason that biological men compete in women's sports. 1.00
00:08:05.000 It's the only demographic. 0.81
00:08:06.000 It's the only one.
00:08:07.000 That is the reason why biological men compete in women's sports. 1.00
00:08:09.000 That doesn't mean all white women, but black women, most of them are like, eh, no. 1.00
00:08:14.000 Hispanic women, most of them are like, eh, okay. 1.00
00:08:16.000 And then white women say, yes! 1.00
00:08:18.000 Why? 0.84
00:08:18.000 Because most of them don't play sports. 0.84
00:08:20.000 Most of them have never had their ass beaten. 1.00
00:08:22.000 By a biological man in a sport. 0.99
00:08:25.000 And so they go out there and they make it the civil rights issue of their time.
00:08:28.000 And because they don't know what they're talking about.
00:08:29.000 Because they don't play sports.
00:08:31.000 We gotta let the trans kids play. 0.99
00:08:33.000 They can play.
00:08:34.000 Right.
00:08:35.000 I mean, a lot of sports. 0.94
00:08:36.000 First of all, trans kids aren't a thing. 1.00
00:08:38.000 Second of all, a lot of sports up until the age of a teenager, mid-teenager, it's all co-ed anyway.
00:08:43.000 Soccer, baseball.
00:08:44.000 No one's stopping a girl from playing t-ball.
00:08:45.000 Right.
00:08:46.000 I don't know if it's that way with contact sports, but you're right.
00:08:49.000 Trans kids, I think it's different state to state.
00:08:51.000 Like wrestling, they separate, and I know sometimes girls will be blended in and, you know, get horribly beaten. 1.00
00:08:57.000 I think, like, this is that wordplay, it's just, well, they can.
00:09:01.000 Yes, they can.
00:09:03.000 They can play the sport with your gender.
00:09:05.000 Yeah.
00:09:05.000 I'm sorry, you can play sport.
00:09:07.000 Yeah, you might be riding the bench.
00:09:09.000 Sure. 1.00
00:09:10.000 Because you suck. 1.00
00:09:11.000 I thought it was an innuendo, like riding the bench. 1.00
00:09:13.000 No, no.
00:09:14.000 Because it could be as well.
00:09:15.000 He likes it better black.
00:09:16.000 So, Instagram, by the way.
00:09:19.000 I know a guy named Bench.
00:09:21.000 I know a guy named Black.
00:09:22.000 Johnny.
00:09:23.000 So, her Instagram, by the way, is just full of...
00:09:26.000 These protests and her support therein against Donald Trump.
00:09:29.000 Here's one thing she posted on her Instagram.
00:09:31.000 By the way, she's a sports commentator.
00:09:33.000 No, she's not. 0.98
00:09:35.000 Said, not here for ignorant people, most of whom have never cared about women's sports and still don't. 0.98
00:09:40.000 You mean women? 0.96
00:09:42.000 Hey, hey, women, if you care so much about women's sports, watch them. 1.00
00:09:50.000 That's gonna lie.
00:09:53.000 Weaponizing them against the trans community, trans day of visibility. 1.00
00:09:57.000 Not here for the ignorant people, just here for the shitty faux hawks. 1.00
00:10:01.000 It's just like... 1.00
00:10:02.000 That was Lance Bass.
00:10:03.000 Yeah, that even men got rid of a decade ago.
00:10:05.000 You know what I really hate?
00:10:07.000 I mean, so much.
00:10:08.000 But in specific, in this instance specifically, is like...
00:10:12.000 You used to sort of, especially the comedian, you used to sort of walk up to that line.
00:10:16.000 You knew where it was.
00:10:17.000 I'm like, okay, I get why there's backlash.
00:10:19.000 Now it's like you walk out your door and there are people like this pointing the finger and they're angry and you have no idea even why.
00:10:25.000 Like, what?
00:10:26.000 What's happening?
00:10:28.000 Wait, we've done something wrong by not watching the WNBA?
00:10:32.000 I thought it was right not to watch the WNBA.
00:10:36.000 You know there are more women than men in this country. 1.00
00:10:39.000 You could watch it!
00:10:41.000 You could even pay for a ticket.
00:10:43.000 You could pay for a ticket.
00:10:44.000 There's lots of available seats.
00:10:45.000 There are, and they're very inexpensive tickets.
00:10:47.000 You could name me a team.
00:10:49.000 Any team.
00:10:51.000 At the WNBA.
00:10:53.000 Seattle Storm.
00:10:54.000 Yeah, but that's because you're a man.
00:10:56.000 You care more than most women.
00:10:58.000 Women don't watch women's sports, and so they have to send out this trans thing. 1.00
00:11:04.000 Is it trans?
00:11:05.000 I don't know. 0.98
00:11:06.000 No, I think that's just a regular old lesbian. 1.00
00:11:09.000 Oh, yeah. 0.99
00:11:09.000 No, she's just a lesbian. 0.99
00:11:10.000 Oh, she's just a lesbian? 1.00
00:11:11.000 A run-of-the-mill lesbian. 1.00
00:11:11.000 Okay. 1.00
00:11:12.000 That made herself look like a man. 0.97
00:11:14.000 The lady there, you know, the other one's getting the short end of the stick. 1.00
00:11:17.000 She is.
00:11:18.000 Like, because here's the thing.
00:11:18.000 Well, there's no stick.
00:11:21.000 Jinx! 0.96
00:11:21.000 The shortest. 0.96
00:11:22.000 If I'm a lesbian, can you bring that back up? 1.00
00:11:25.000 Guys, here's the thing.
00:11:26.000 I'm going to tell you this, and you all know that you feel the same way.
00:11:28.000 Okay.
00:11:29.000 If I'm a lesbian, and I'm the broad there with, you know, the Lance Bass kind of faux hawk.
00:11:33.000 Right.
00:11:33.000 Okay.
00:11:34.000 It makes sense.
00:11:35.000 Because I've rejected men.
00:11:36.000 I'm like, I don't want the masculine form.
00:11:38.000 I love the feminine form.
00:11:39.000 And by the way, I'm a man.
00:11:40.000 I, too, like feminine.
00:11:42.000 I've noticed this, though.
00:11:43.000 Most lesbian couples, it's usually a cute or pretty girl and then one that looks like a man. 1.00
00:11:48.000 Right.
00:11:48.000 And it makes sense because the one who looks like a man is getting what we would like as men.
00:11:52.000 We're attracted to women. 1.00
00:11:53.000 But then that other woman who's attracted to women gets a dickless man. 1.00
00:11:58.000 A bull dyke. 1.00
00:11:58.000 It just doesn't seem fair. 1.00
00:12:00.000 Yeah.
00:12:01.000 They get minge.
00:12:03.000 I don't even know what that means, but it sounds appropriate.
00:12:06.000 Every once in a while, you see a...
00:12:08.000 Hold on a second.
00:12:08.000 Is there something I'm missing?
00:12:10.000 I don't know.
00:12:11.000 It's just like an English word.
00:12:13.000 It's a British version.
00:12:13.000 For lesbian?
00:12:14.000 For what?
00:12:15.000 For trim.
00:12:15.000 For China.
00:12:17.000 Wow.
00:12:17.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:18.000 I didn't know that, no.
00:12:20.000 I went on my head.
00:12:20.000 Tinge of the minge, yeah.
00:12:22.000 Let's comment.
00:12:23.000 There's no sign.
00:12:24.000 You can never have enough minge.
00:12:28.000 It's better than Fanny. 0.63
00:12:30.000 Thanks, sex offender Michael Caine.
00:12:33.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:35.000 There's a new character.
00:12:40.000 No means no, but sometimes no means yes.
00:12:43.000 All right.
00:12:45.000 Michael Caine.
00:12:48.000 Take her into the back cave.
00:12:50.000 I heard your cries when you were a boy, but you were a girl.
00:12:55.000 Now your boy!
00:12:56.000 What?
00:12:57.000 Oh! 0.60
00:12:57.000 You're still doing... 0.60
00:12:58.000 Is this a mix of Alfie and Gordon?
00:13:01.000 I don't understand it.
00:13:02.000 But I get that you're very sexually active.
00:13:04.000 Which many people are in their old age?
00:13:05.000 No wait, Michael Caine's dead, isn't he?
00:13:06.000 I think so. 1.00
00:13:07.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00
00:13:09.000 Wait, Michael Caine? 1.00
00:13:10.000 No, I have no idea.
00:13:11.000 I just wanted to be agreeable.
00:13:13.000 Guys, it's Friday.
00:13:14.000 Okay?
00:13:15.000 This is all...
00:13:16.000 This is all permissible.
00:13:18.000 He's alive.
00:13:18.000 He's alive!
00:13:19.000 Oh, thank heavens!
00:13:21.000 For a moment, I was worried.
00:13:23.000 Story's over 95. It'd be fine either way.
00:13:25.000 Should I advise Gerald for that?
00:13:26.000 What?
00:13:27.000 No, I said I thought he was dead.
00:13:28.000 What?
00:13:29.000 We'll get to it.
00:13:30.000 It reminds Gerald, anyway.
00:13:33.000 Hey, hold on.
00:13:34.000 I'll never felt so alive.
00:13:35.000 Hold on.
00:13:36.000 That's anti-Semitic.
00:13:37.000 Oh.
00:13:37.000 Is it?
00:13:38.000 Look at what's on my shirt, Stephen.
00:13:40.000 Yeah?
00:13:41.000 See, you're anti-Semitic because you attributed it to the Jews.
00:13:45.000 No one else here thought that.
00:13:46.000 You need to check this.
00:13:47.000 You need to do some self-examination.
00:13:49.000 We're making them look really cool, though.
00:13:50.000 It's true.
00:13:51.000 A rebel Jew. 0.87
00:13:52.000 A Michael Jordan-esque Jew? 1.00
00:13:55.000 Oh my gosh.
00:13:56.000 That's awesome.
00:13:56.000 He might fulfill his demanding wife's request, like, slightly later.
00:14:00.000 Yes.
00:14:03.000 Today.
00:14:04.000 If you are not, we're going to continue Rumble Premium right there, where we take your chat.
00:14:08.000 We have a lot of stories to get to the deportation hoax.
00:14:10.000 We're going to get to the new Pope, Bob, as I like my Popes, $99 annually or $9.99 a month, and none of this happens without you.
00:14:17.000 But let's move on here to the next story.
00:14:21.000 Yes.
00:14:21.000 You know, remember Maryland Man?
00:14:23.000 Sorry, I didn't let you finish your point when he said minge.
00:14:27.000 I got very distracted.
00:14:29.000 Dude, I have no idea.
00:14:30.000 Okay, okay.
00:14:31.000 He's got minge in the brain. 0.97
00:14:33.000 Not important, yeah.
00:14:35.000 It's gotta be the whole day.
00:14:37.000 Black Minge.
00:14:37.000 I got Black Minge on the mind.
00:14:39.000 So, Marilyn, you remember the Marilyn man?
00:14:44.000 That was Abrego Garcia?
00:14:47.000 Well, the left is kind of, they're not quite moving on, but someone is, I think, giving them the memo, like, eh, not this one.
00:14:53.000 So, um...
00:14:54.000 They're going to move on to the next story that they can use.
00:14:56.000 And of course, they're going to lie to you about it.
00:14:59.000 But at this point, it doesn't have a tough act to follow.
00:15:02.000 They just have to not be a member of MS-13 and beat their wife.
00:15:05.000 There you go.
00:15:05.000 And so, I think they're going to move on to this next lady.
00:15:09.000 I'm predicting this is going to be the victim du jour.
00:15:13.000 You will see it on cable news.
00:15:14.000 It's time to bring out Zoltar.
00:15:17.000 making a prediction.
00:15:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:15:27.000 This is Arias Cristobal.
00:15:29.000 Are we still, are we Rumble Premium?
00:15:32.000 We're Premium.
00:15:32.000 Oh, okay.
00:15:33.000 Okay, good.
00:15:34.000 So we're not going wide?
00:15:35.000 Oh, thank goodness.
00:15:38.000 I was like, oh boy, this is going to go off the rails.