Louder with Crowder - How Pelosi's Visit to Taiwan Could Cause WWIII | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:48.000 Hopper.

00:00:49.000 Cost $90 a year.

00:00:50.000 $60 for students in the active military.

00:00:53.000 Oh, come on, Quarter Black. 1.00

00:00:54.000 I don't need that.

00:00:55.000 I can't laugh right now.

00:00:56.000 So, you haven't seen the puppy?

00:00:58.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:01:00.000 No, I was... I was waiting to see her together.

00:01:02.000 I seen the kid.

00:01:04.000 Kid's a winner.

00:01:05.000 He's got a head just like you, Hopper.

00:01:07.000 Oh, there she is now.

00:01:08.000 Look at her.

00:01:09.000 Hey, there's your big brother.

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00:01:13.000 Oh, Hopper, I can't believe it.

00:01:15.000 She's really ours.

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00:01:30.000 Betty's a great name.

00:01:31.000 Yeah, Betty's a pretty good name.

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00:01:48.000 Ah, no, no, Hop, I feel great. 0.57

00:01:50.000 I feel great.

00:01:51.000 Listen, I was thinking, if you don't want me mixing around on YouTube no more, you know, you don't want no more of the Muhammad cartoons or the Tranny jokes, I was thinking, maybe I'm not gonna do the show. 0.65

00:02:04.000 You know, we can make some other way.

00:02:06.000 There's one thing I want you to do for me.

00:02:09.000 What is it?

00:02:10.000 Come here.

00:02:11.000 What?

00:02:13.000 Bring the show back.

00:02:17.000 Bring the show back.

00:02:19.000 What are we waiting for?

00:02:20.000 I'm on retainer here!

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00:04:09.000 Nancy Pelosi! 0.99

00:04:11.000 It's like the Joker!

00:04:12.000 Objection!

00:04:12.000 Objection! The stage!

00:04:17.000 Very good!

00:04:30.000 Yeah!

00:04:32.000 I'm not a robot.

00:04:34.000 I'm a robot.

00:04:36.000 I'm a robot. 0.99

00:04:39.000 You're a strange animal. That's what I know. 0.99

00:04:57.000 You're a strange animal. How come you follow me? 0.99

00:05:06.000 I'm a strange animal.

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00:05:17.000 See what I just did?

00:05:18.000 It's because I was lowering my seat.

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00:05:23.000 With this in my mouth.

00:05:24.000 With this?

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00:05:27.000 Well, it hurts.

00:05:29.000 I am Thor.

00:05:30.000 Glad to be with you today.

00:05:31.000 I forgot that old intro that we did.

00:05:33.000 I don't know what most people say when they see Hopper in there, but Joe Louis is here.

00:05:36.000 He's great.

00:05:36.000 He fills a spot.

00:05:37.000 He's not in the studio today because he doesn't like all the noise.

00:05:39.000 Is he the pup?

00:05:40.000 No, that was Betty.

00:05:41.000 Oh, that was Betty.

00:05:42.000 Betty's the pup. 0.88

00:05:43.000 Betty cannot be in the studio.

00:05:44.000 She will destroy everything.

00:05:45.000 Nope.

00:05:47.000 Glad to be with you.

00:05:48.000 We have so much to get to.

00:05:49.000 By the way, really quickly, before anything else, the tickets are selling fast.

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00:06:02.000 What's going on there, Casey?

00:06:03.000 Is there something?

00:06:05.000 No, it's probably not.

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00:06:15.000 Just to be clear, people buy tickets and they sell them at a premium, so we're sorry about that, but there's nothing we can do.

00:06:21.000 We'll be talking about a lot here today.

00:06:22.000 Nancy Pelosi may be flying to Taiwan, and by maybe I mean absolutely.

00:06:26.000 You think that puts the United States citizen at risk?

00:06:30.000 You.

00:06:30.000 You can comment below.

00:06:32.000 Also, we'll be talking about monkeypox.

00:06:33.000 I don't know if you know about this.

00:06:35.000 And we just took out one of the Taliban's top officials, which is a big thing today.

00:06:38.000 We're going to give you also, by the way, because we're not without a heart here, we want to help you, tell you how to avoid the monkeypox.

00:06:47.000 Hold on a second.

00:06:48.000 No spoiler alerts.

00:06:49.000 Sorry.

00:06:50.000 Before we get to that, Gerald A., how are you?

00:06:52.000 I am doing very well.

00:06:53.000 No monkey pox.

00:06:54.000 No monkey pox.

00:06:55.000 Good, I'm clear.

00:06:55.000 And then you know him, you love him, at Landau, Dave.

00:06:57.000 Dave Landau!

00:06:58.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:59.000 You good?

00:06:59.000 You feeling a little better?

00:07:01.000 Not really.

00:07:01.000 No?

00:07:02.000 You have a sinus infection?

00:07:02.000 I'm a little over ten, though.

00:07:03.000 Okay.

00:07:03.000 Yeah, it's rocking.

00:07:05.000 You fake it until you make it.

00:07:06.000 That's right.

00:07:06.000 As they say.

00:07:07.000 I'm on the old Z-Pack.

00:07:09.000 That's how, you know, we're still waiting on Cory Booker to fake that he doesn't have a lazy eye.

00:07:13.000 Yes.

00:07:14.000 Or to find Stelter.

00:07:15.000 Yes!

00:07:16.000 The fact that he doesn't have a monkey box.

00:07:18.000 Well, careful.

00:07:18.000 Hold on a second.

00:07:19.000 We've got some news of Stelter.

00:07:20.000 We don't want to celebrate the dead.

00:07:25.000 So, before we hit anything else here today, drone strike.

00:07:29.000 Okay, this just happened.

00:07:30.000 Precision strike, as they say on the news.

00:07:33.000 So, Monday, August 1st, the former Vice President, Joe Biden, announced the death of I am on Al Zawahiri.

00:07:42.000 He's one of the top Al Qaeda leaders. 0.99

00:07:43.000 So that's a big thing.

00:07:45.000 This is big news.

00:07:46.000 This is a good thing. 1.00

00:07:48.000 Just to be clear, credit where it's due, I am happy that this piece of crap is dead. 0.99

00:07:54.000 Here, let's roll the clip of former Vice President Joe Biden letting us know. 0.99

00:08:00.000 We make it clear again tonight that no matter how long it takes, no matter where you hide, If you are a threat to our people, the United States will find you and take you out.

00:08:13.000 After relentlessly seeking Zawahiri for years under Presidents Bush, Obama, and Trump, our intelligence community located Zawahiri earlier this year.

00:08:23.000 It moved to downtown Kabul to reunite with members of his immediate family.

00:08:28.000 Seriously?

00:08:29.000 After carefully considering the clear and convincing evidence of his location, I authorized a precision strike that would remove him from the battlefield once and for all.

00:08:39.000 Yes, he authorized it, like Ben Affleck authorized the script of Good Will Hunting.

00:08:43.000 Yes.

00:08:44.000 Put my name on there!

00:08:46.000 He got him at that good, ripe age of 72.

00:08:48.000 Yes, exactly.

00:08:49.000 It's a great age to catch a terrorist.

00:08:53.000 Did we say precision strike?

00:08:54.000 We meant tooth decay.

00:08:55.000 Yes, exactly.

00:08:56.000 No, look.

00:08:57.000 He was three days from heart disease.

00:09:00.000 You're gonna find his liver with white spots on it.

00:09:02.000 Alright, I think we all agree that this is a good thing.

00:09:04.000 Yes, of course.

00:09:04.000 You guys can comment below.

00:09:06.000 I'm not a fan of former Vice President Joe Biden, but of course, I'm happy that this guy was taken out. 0.98

00:09:11.000 I'm happy that he's dead. 1.00

00:09:13.000 Scumbag. 1.00

00:09:14.000 This is something that you would think everyone in this country could be on board with. 0.96

00:09:19.000 However, CNN, just in tripping over their Johnson to make sure that they could just somehow turn this into a loss, decided to pivot and let us know that this was not the most important narrative at hand regarding the killing of a Notre terrorist.

00:09:35.000 We don't talk enough about how domestic extremists are also harming our country equally as big of a threat as well.

00:09:42.000 And I think it's important to note, you know, the stories that we now cover of the parents from gun violence, our black churches and our synagogues.

00:09:50.000 I think that also warrants equal attention when we're talking about threats against America.

00:09:54.000 It is a really interesting changing landscape that I think is worth a discussion.

00:09:59.000 It's not interesting and it's not a changing landscape.

00:10:04.000 Al-Qaeda's been a real problem for some time.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, you would think so.

00:10:08.000 But, you know what?

00:10:09.000 She just saw American History X rerunning on TBN.

00:10:12.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:10:13.000 I was like, oh boy.

00:10:14.000 Deserves equal.

00:10:15.000 Can't have a bunch of Ed Furlongs in bomber jackets running around. 0.75

00:10:18.000 Not at all.

00:10:19.000 I mean, it's comparable to thousands of people dead on 9-11.

00:10:22.000 The sailors killed on the USS Cole.

00:10:24.000 The bombings at the Marine Barracks.

00:10:26.000 I think maybe around 150 dead.

00:10:27.000 About four or five.

00:10:28.000 The billions of dollars in arms and helicopters.

00:10:31.000 Those are roughly the same.

00:10:33.000 Why didn't you just say, listen, we need to blame white people? 0.75

00:10:36.000 Yes, it would have been more to the point.

00:10:38.000 By the way, I love where they found this guy.

00:10:40.000 Where was he hiding?

00:10:41.000 In a cave somewhere?

00:10:42.000 Like in a spider hole?

00:10:43.000 Was it just like the guy, you know, the Saddam Hussein?

00:10:45.000 No, no, no, no.

00:10:46.000 He was in an apartment at Airbnb in downtown Kabul.

00:10:49.000 He was at Bob Evans in Afghanistan.

00:10:51.000 Did you see the Airbnb?

00:10:53.000 It was like a mansion.

00:10:53.000 It was very nice.

00:10:54.000 It was very nice.

00:10:55.000 He was staying in Peter Gallagher's house in the OC.

00:10:58.000 I'm also amazed they shot two missiles.

00:10:59.000 Because he was retired.

00:11:01.000 They shot two missiles at this guy and only killed him in a very highly populated area.

00:11:06.000 I'm like, what kind of missiles were these that you shot?

00:11:09.000 They were precision.

00:11:10.000 And here's the thing, this is why the left, the Democrats, are so disconnected from the American public, just to be clear.

00:11:15.000 Everyone here should be celebrating this win.

00:11:18.000 People often say, hey, we're more divided than ever.

00:11:20.000 Well, why do you think that is?

00:11:22.000 Why do you think it is?

00:11:23.000 Why do you think we're more divided than ever?

00:11:25.000 Do you think it's because of the response to that?

00:11:27.000 Do you think it's because of us responding to CNN?

00:11:30.000 Is it the fault of the people defending their good names?

00:11:36.000 By them I don't mean actual white supremacists who should be condemned totally.

00:11:40.000 Remember that one?

00:11:42.000 I'm talking about American citizens, where you want to say that the domestic extremism—and then, by the way, I should note, after this on CNN, they spent an entire segment on the insurrection.

00:11:53.000 Ah, really?

00:11:54.000 The January 6th.

00:11:56.000 Most violent attack on our Capitol ever.

00:11:57.000 Seven or eight other ones.

00:11:58.000 Yes, where one person died who was not on the— Right.

00:12:02.000 And not armed.

00:12:03.000 Who was unarmed.

00:12:04.000 That's what they did next.

00:12:05.000 And they weren't even presenting an original segment.

00:12:06.000 They were talking about Don Lemon discussing that topic the night before.

00:12:12.000 And this is the issue.

00:12:13.000 This is where the divide... and this is why I say it's not a bad thing.

00:12:16.000 And I will not apologize, and neither should you, for pointing out lies.

00:12:20.000 For people to say, you're sowing discord.

00:12:22.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:12:24.000 What are you supposed to do when, once upon a time, it's true?

00:12:27.000 We all would have been united. 0.97

00:12:29.000 Terrorists, dead! 1.00

00:12:29.000 Great! 1.00

00:12:30.000 And then CNN says, but we need to be... we need to be mindful that just as great of a threat, if not greater, And by that, it's the opposite of the truth.

00:12:40.000 Not at all, even remotely, the same level of threat.

00:12:43.000 But according to CN, just as great of a threat, if not greater, is black churches and synagogues because of domestic extremists.

00:12:51.000 What are you supposed to do?

00:12:52.000 Just let that go unchecked?

00:12:54.000 You know they're not going to be checked by Snopes!

00:12:56.000 You know they're not going to be checked by WAPO!

00:12:59.000 By Reuters, and then they want to blame you for the disconnect.

00:13:02.000 So just understand, and don't play into the narrative, when they say civility, and by they I mean the progressive left, the leftists in the United States, what they mean is shut up and take it.

00:13:11.000 They only care about civility when it's their people in power.

00:13:15.000 Was there civility when George Bush was in power?

00:13:18.000 Was there civility when Donald Trump was in power?

00:13:20.000 Of course not.

00:13:21.000 Keep fighting, keep holding their feet to the fire, and be happy doing it.

00:13:24.000 You can be a happy warrior.

00:13:27.000 For reference, I've been doing this a long time.

00:13:29.000 When Barack Obama was president and Osama Bin Laden was killed, you came down to me, Joe, because you thought I celebrated too much.

00:13:36.000 A little bit.

00:13:37.000 I was incredibly happy, I was absolutely thrilled, and I even did a video immediately afterward, not criticizing Obama.

00:13:43.000 I think it was, we have this from, was it 2010, 2000?

00:13:45.000 This was on my YouTube channel back then, Osama Bin Laden in Hell. 0.95

00:13:50.000 Hello from the afterlife.

00:13:52.000 More specifically, hell.

00:13:55.000 I know, I was as surprised as you.

00:13:58.000 I didn't even realize it when I first got here because it was not any different from Pakistan.

00:14:05.000 It only hit me when I saw Nero accusing Karl Marx of cheating at pick-up sticks.

00:14:13.000 Satan notified me that it was a Navy SEAL who'd taken me out in my Pakistani compound and that my death was kind of a big deal.

00:14:23.000 Please, pay no mind to the pictures in the news.

00:14:27.000 If I'd have known that I'd be having company, I would have cleaned up.

00:14:32.000 Speaking of Satan, he is not what I expected.

00:14:36.000 He kind of looks like if Brendan Fraser and a young Walter Matthau had a baby.

00:14:43.000 It was also informative.

00:14:44.000 Very.

00:14:44.000 I'm surprised he can have his gun there.

00:14:49.000 No bullet.

00:14:49.000 By the way, back then, it took everything I had to scrape together for that airsoft gun.

00:14:55.000 And that was it.

00:14:55.000 I was very happy.

00:14:57.000 We all were.

00:14:57.000 SEAL Team 6.

00:14:58.000 I mean, I thought that Barack Obama was taking a little too much credit for it, considering that SEAL Team 6 did it.

00:15:02.000 I think that's the case with any military operation, but still.

00:15:05.000 Great.

00:15:06.000 Today, CNN says we need to focus our attention on people at home.

00:15:10.000 Domestic terrorism.

00:15:11.000 Domestic terrorism.

00:15:12.000 What do they mean by that?

00:15:13.000 You.

00:15:13.000 Okay.

00:15:14.000 Speaking of CNN, this is not something that brings any joy at all.

00:15:19.000 I know he's sort of been, I would say, a worthy and unworthy adversary here to a lot of us, Crowder. 1.00

00:15:26.000 And it seems that Monkeypox may have claimed another victim.

00:15:29.000 Really?

00:15:29.000 We haven't seen him in a while.

00:15:31.000 So we actually do want to give an honorable send-off.

00:15:34.000 He passed away, sadly, Brian Stelter.

00:15:39.000 I have been waiting to share something with all of you for the past six months.

00:15:43.000 It was late at night, which is why I was getting ready to grapple with gay and transgender people. 1.00

00:15:49.000 So that's really where the story begins.

00:15:50.000 No, no, no.

00:15:52.000 Hold on, guys.

00:15:54.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:15:57.000 He's not dead.

00:15:58.000 Oh.

00:15:58.000 know hold on guys wait he he's not dead so oh he's alive we need it are you sure

00:16:07.000 Because I have it on good authority.

00:16:08.000 The researchers let us know.

00:16:10.000 That's beyond the pale for us.

00:16:12.000 I didn't know!

00:16:12.000 Have you seen him?

00:16:14.000 Have you seen him?

00:16:15.000 I haven't seen him.

00:16:16.000 I mean, that's a fair point.

00:16:17.000 Not since he got what he's been calling Pride Pox.

00:16:19.000 Yeah.

00:16:20.000 He's alive.

00:16:22.000 Alright, well look, if that's the case, and I don't know that it is, I apologize.

00:16:26.000 Oh, it's our bad.

00:16:27.000 Anyone could have made that mistake.

00:16:28.000 I thought, look... I'm happy!

00:16:30.000 He's good though!

00:16:31.000 Is he happy and healthy?

00:16:33.000 I mean, for Stelter.

00:16:34.000 I'm not talking about BMI, but is he healthy?

00:16:36.000 He's happy!

00:16:36.000 He's alive!

00:16:37.000 You're right, okay, there's no chance that he's a down-low brother that ended up getting the pox.

00:16:41.000 None.

00:16:43.000 Just to be clear, we apologize.

00:16:44.000 That's our bad.

00:16:45.000 You can fact check us in the comments section below.

00:16:48.000 I'm still not convinced.

00:16:49.000 Hey, by the way, in case we are not on, you never know how long we're on YouTube.

00:16:52.000 That's true.

00:16:53.000 This is a live show, Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:16:55.000 Eastern.

00:16:55.000 That's the best way to find us.

00:16:57.000 Tune in Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:16:58.000 Eastern.

00:16:59.000 You can watch it here on YouTube, on Rumble.

00:17:01.000 You can watch it on Mug Club, where we do an entire hour of additional programming.

00:17:05.000 Today we're playing Pokemon or Hate Symbol.

00:17:08.000 And of course you can get it on Spotify, or Racial Slur, whatever.

00:17:11.000 I certainly can't do that.

00:17:13.000 It says here it's monkey crocs that are shaped like bananas, so that may have been the confusion.

00:17:17.000 They're comfy!

00:17:18.000 It's a kid's book, Pox on Cox.

00:17:20.000 It's a pop-out.

00:17:24.000 Hey, let's move on now, before we get to Taiwan and Pelosi, and the actual news regarding the monkey pox.

00:17:30.000 First, let's check in with California, some new changes.

00:17:32.000 What's on in California? 0.99

00:17:33.000 So, in case you didn't know about this, California sucks. 0.98

00:17:47.000 You gonna fact check me on that, Gerald? 0.99

00:17:48.000 No.

00:17:49.000 Confirmed.

00:17:50.000 California's a terrible place, and because of the largely anti-police movement, the allowing homeless people to go... This is one thing, when I was in Spokane, and I seen all these homeless people there, smoking crack right outside of the Rite Aid in broad daylight, listen, Los Angeles, Spokane, Seattle, Portland, Austin?

00:18:10.000 San Francisco?

00:18:11.000 Do you ever just take inventory of your cities, of your states?

00:18:14.000 Do you ever just say, you know what, Detroit?

00:18:16.000 We've been doing it this way for 40, 50, 60 years.

00:18:20.000 Hasn't made any better.

00:18:22.000 Have you helped your homeless?

00:18:23.000 Are they better off because of it?

00:18:26.000 So California is, of course, Gavin Newsom's... Well, I mean, at least we have good winters in Detroit that takes care of a lot of that.

00:18:31.000 Well, that's true.

00:18:32.000 Those elevator shafts are worth a pretty penny.

00:18:35.000 I'm just saying, if you can survive a Detroit winter, you can at least get a job at McDonald's.

00:18:40.000 You would think so, but no.

00:18:42.000 Can't pass the piss test.

00:18:45.000 So Gavin Newsom's California is a lawless wasteland, of course, and now its citizens are, as you'll see, paying the price. 0.90

00:18:56.000 Already on the ground, Mrs. Ren is kicked squarely in the face. 1.00

00:19:01.000 Why? What are you doing?

00:19:03.000 What are you trying to do?

00:19:05.000 You're trying to do it, okay?

00:19:07.000 You're touching the back of your head.

00:19:09.000 You're not stopping your head.

00:19:11.000 You're not stopping your head from touching your head.

00:19:13.000 Hey, take it out.

00:19:15.000 And pull me down.

00:19:17.000 Already on the ground, Mrs. Ren is kicked squarely in the face. 1.00

00:19:20.000 They used the fist to hit my head multiple times.

00:19:30.000 Hey! 0.99

00:19:32.000 No!

00:19:33.000 Oh, I love, here's the outside view of his buddy.

00:19:40.000 Nope.

00:19:42.000 They leave him like the Sasquatch in the Jack Lynx commercial.

00:19:56.000 Just a few more shotgun-toting grandpas and it might improve.

00:20:01.000 Yeah, you would hope so.

00:20:02.000 Or, you know, rooftop Koreans. 0.97

00:20:03.000 The point is, I want to see more like that last clip and less like the former.

00:20:08.000 But unfortunately, in places like the UK and places like Canada, and how they would like to see it in California, again, if Democrats had power completely unfettered, you would be arrested for protecting your own property and your own person.

00:20:18.000 There you go. 0.99

00:20:19.000 In case you thought it was the Golden State, it's just crap. 0.96

00:20:41.000 It's a literary technique that I used in The Spoken Word. 0.96

00:20:43.000 I'm a child, sorry.

00:20:44.000 Couldn't hold it.

00:20:47.000 Nancy Pelosi is expected to land at the Songshan Airport in Taipei at 10.40pm.

00:20:54.000 And you guys can comment below.

00:20:55.000 I want to hear What do you, where do you line up on this?

00:20:58.000 Do you think this is poking the bear with China? 0.96

00:21:01.000 I mean, poking the tiny little, uh, yeah.

00:21:04.000 The panda.

00:21:05.000 Actually, look, we can pull that flight tracker up if you want to see.

00:21:08.000 Is it working?

00:21:09.000 Because it crashed earlier.

00:21:10.000 So many people are trying to watch.

00:21:11.000 No, I had it before the show.

00:21:12.000 Now it's... Is it off now?

00:21:14.000 Oh, it might have refreshed again.

00:21:15.000 I think, oh wait, we actually, we do, we have a visual on our plane now.

00:21:17.000 Yeah, of Pelosi's plane.

00:21:22.000 You know, I hear there's almost no carbon footprint because it's fueled by Vicodin and hot flash medicine.

00:21:28.000 Pretty much whatever's in her purse.

00:21:30.000 It's like you can run one of those cars on vegetable oil.

00:21:34.000 Which is also in her purse.

00:21:36.000 Good tanning.

00:21:37.000 It's a big purse solution.

00:21:38.000 It helps get the benzos down as well.

00:21:40.000 And by the way, we have an exclusive Gingersnap Spoke with someone in the Taiwanese military.

00:21:45.000 Oh, good.

00:21:46.000 As well, and what's going on there on the ground in Taiwan.

00:21:48.000 We've talked about how Taiwan is very different from Ukraine.

00:21:50.000 Taiwan matters to the United States strategically, if you guys understand what goes on with chipsets and technology.

00:21:56.000 So there is a lot at play here.

00:21:58.000 That being said, of course I want Pelosi to arrive and hopefully get back to the United States safely, because if it comes down to picking commie pieces of trash, I'll pick the one with the American flag. 0.98

00:22:09.000 So I side with Pelosi over Xi Jinping.

00:22:13.000 She's scheduled to meet with the Taiwanese president Tsai Ing-wen on Wednesday.

00:22:18.000 I'm not going to get the names.

00:22:19.000 Nailed it.

00:22:20.000 That was perfect.

00:22:21.000 And this is the highest level visit to Taiwan since Newt Gingrich in 1997.

00:22:25.000 So let me give you a timeline, okay?

00:22:26.000 I want to give you a timeline so that you can feel like you're armed to understand what's going on here and then hopefully provide some Some additional insight and some exclusive information with some people who are on the ground in Taiwan, but all references are available at lottowithcrowder.com, okay?

00:22:39.000 To be clear.

00:22:40.000 So July 30th, Hu Xijin is a commentator for the Communist Chinese Party, okay?

00:22:45.000 And they have a propaganda outlet, the Global Times.

00:22:48.000 This is when he tweeted, and again, the time here is July 30th.

00:22:51.000 He said, uh, if... I guess I have to do it.

00:22:54.000 You have to do the one.

00:22:55.000 If U.S.

00:22:55.000 fighter jet escort Pelosi plane to Taiwan, it is an invasion!

00:22:59.000 The People's Liberation Army!

00:23:00.000 Don't you love how they use that term, the People's Liberation Army, while enslaving them? 0.64

00:23:03.000 The people, yeah.

00:23:05.000 Liberating them to be slaves for them.

00:23:06.000 No, no, no, no!

00:23:07.000 I don't feel liberated! 1.00

00:23:08.000 Shut up! 1.00

00:23:08.000 You're liberated! 1.00

00:23:09.000 I liberated you! 0.99

00:23:12.000 Would you rather be free and die? 0.93

00:23:14.000 I liberated you in too tiny shoe! 1.00

00:23:16.000 Very sexy!

00:23:18.000 The People's Liberation Army has the right to forcibly dispel Pelosi's plane and the U.S.

00:23:22.000 fighter jets, including firing warning shots and making tactical movement or obstruction.

00:23:27.000 If ineffective, then shoot them down.

00:23:29.000 Well, it's nice to see that the Chinese People's Liberation Army now has a concept of rights.

00:23:34.000 Don't you know how the rights only apply to violence?

00:23:37.000 We have the right!

00:23:38.000 Wait, wait, you're saying you have the right to shoot somebody else?

00:23:40.000 It's my God-given right!

00:23:41.000 It's right to me!

00:23:42.000 Inalienable! 0.98

00:23:43.000 To shoot! 0.98

00:23:45.000 But not your citizens. 1.00

00:23:46.000 And burn your Bible!

00:23:47.000 It's my right! 1.00

00:23:52.000 Freaking Chinese. 1.00

00:23:53.000 Not the people, the government. 1.00

00:23:55.000 Government sucks. 1.00

00:23:56.000 Some of the people. 0.99

00:23:58.000 Just the weird people, like, of the owner of the Chinese restaurant where I've gone for two years.

00:24:02.000 And we'll never give me an extra napkin or some free sriracha.

00:24:06.000 They're weird about that.

00:24:07.000 And sometimes with duck sauce, you're like, you got it.

00:24:10.000 You're going to bring me one?

00:24:10.000 Right.

00:24:12.000 Oh, you're going to educate me on your right to duck sauce?

00:24:14.000 It's my right! 1.00

00:24:15.000 It's my right to kill you. 1.00

00:24:16.000 No, I just want duck sauce. 1.00

00:24:18.000 No shoe, no shoes, no shirt, no service.

00:24:20.000 I don't like you.

00:24:21.000 No service.

00:24:22.000 You made me take off my shoes.

00:24:23.000 Sometimes you're kind of confused.

00:24:25.000 Do you want to make money?

00:24:27.000 No.

00:24:28.000 I'm like your most regular customer!

00:24:30.000 Well, in the back there's pandas and nine-trafficked kids.

00:24:34.000 Yeah, that often happens.

00:24:35.000 Kidding!

00:24:36.000 Joking, but probably.

00:24:38.000 So, August 1st, again giving you the timeline, a speculation mounted that Pelosi would visit The Chinese officials then threatened there's been an escalation taking place.

00:24:47.000 More retaliation.

00:24:48.000 It's the right.

00:24:49.000 And the anticipated visit of Speaker Pelosi is generating accusations that the U.S.

00:24:53.000 supports Taiwanese sovereignty.

00:24:56.000 If Speaker Pelosi visits Taiwan, said the Chinese foreign affairs spokesman, it would grossly interfere in China's internal affairs.

00:25:05.000 He warned the Chinese military would never sit idly by.

00:25:10.000 Whatever will you do without your internal affairs?

00:25:15.000 It's just more saber-rattling.

00:25:16.000 Here's the thing, we don't need to, and I don't want to go to war.

00:25:20.000 The problem is we are so beholden to China for so many reasons, and most of them are 1.00

00:25:26.000 unnecessary.

00:25:27.000 When people were warning about China's going to be the next superpower, right, this was 0.98

00:25:29.000 everyone on Wall Street, because they wanted it to be.

00:25:32.000 Now, I don't have a problem with people using, you know, for example, we can't get an American 0.96

00:25:37.000 manufacturer for mugs.

00:25:38.000 It's not possible right now.

00:25:40.000 So I understand that some manufacturing has to take place, and by the way, manufacturing made in the USA doesn't necessarily mean that it's better, but the idea that we are now beholden to China, and a big part of this is because of the alliances that have been created, and what do you do?

00:25:51.000 Do you talk down, do you stare down China and have a leg to stand on when you declared the WHO, and so did YouTube and Facebook and Twitter, to be an authoritative source?

00:26:00.000 On the pandemic who who hid China's complicity with The beginning of the pandemic? 0.87

00:26:07.000 Yeah.

00:26:07.000 And then you turn around and say, hey, by the way, China, you better step in line.

00:26:11.000 Like, oh, no.

00:26:12.000 Oh, what are you going to count to three?

00:26:14.000 Yeah, this was Donald Trump's whole point.

00:26:15.000 He said, we've been handling the China situation wrong for decades now, and now we're getting to a place where China is going to become more powerful, more interconnected, and it makes it more impossible to go to a place like Taiwan without having to worry about being shot down. 0.63

00:26:27.000 Right.

00:26:28.000 And Beijing's U.N. 0.50

00:26:29.000 Representative Cheng Xun also stated that About Pelosi.

00:26:34.000 This visit is provocative, and if Pelosi insists on making it, then China will take firm and strong measures to safeguard our national sovereignty and territorial integrity.

00:26:44.000 We allow no one to cross this red line.

00:26:49.000 With her tiggo bitties. 1.00

00:26:51.000 With her tiggo bitties. 1.00

00:26:52.000 Well, we do like 100 meter dash.

00:26:55.000 It's not chest cross front line, it's torso.

00:26:55.000 Yeah.

00:26:58.000 No, she can bring her tiggo bitties across right. 1.00

00:27:00.000 Yeah.

00:27:01.000 Like a shelf. 0.96

00:27:03.000 Just, just her titty! 1.00

00:27:05.000 Across red line. 0.96

00:27:07.000 Everything else behind red line. 0.95

00:27:08.000 Nipple? 0.97

00:27:09.000 We fine. 0.88

00:27:09.000 Yeah, it's okay. 0.88

00:27:12.000 The turkey's done.

00:27:13.000 The turkey's done.

00:27:15.000 Gobble gobble! 1.00

00:27:18.000 Well, I mean, there's a billion people there, I've heard.

00:27:22.000 Yeah.

00:27:22.000 But, but really, how many- No wait, hold on a second, there's an updated count.

00:27:25.000 Nineteen billion, yeah.

00:27:26.000 Nineteen billion, I gotcha, okay.

00:27:27.000 Things happen fast.

00:27:28.000 How many are really, though, into the fight?

00:27:31.000 They always talk about how it's sort of a war of numbers, and it's like, yeah, but most of them are attached to sewing machines and have binded feet.

00:27:38.000 Who's really going to be like, yeah, I really want to stand up for this?

00:27:41.000 What's it like with the Russian army?

00:27:42.000 Everyone thought the Russian army was this myth of the Russian military. 0.97

00:27:46.000 They're a bunch of drunken conscripts. 0.94

00:27:47.000 And we're seeing now what a difficult time they're having with a very, very small nation who's at least enthused. 0.96

00:27:54.000 I mean, this is a government that's horrible to its people.

00:27:57.000 I can't imagine them wanting to be on the side of this.

00:28:00.000 Right.

00:28:00.000 Well, okay, on that note, for their part, August 1st, the Biden administration did, in fact, respond completely incoherently.

00:28:07.000 Here's the national security spokesperson, John Kirby, where he said that the United States would not be intimidated.

00:28:14.000 No new ground.

00:28:15.000 That's a man who looks immediately intimidated.

00:28:17.000 Nothing about this potential visit.

00:28:18.000 The dude from Spin City.

00:28:20.000 Which, oh, by the way, has precedent.

00:28:22.000 Would change the status quo.

00:28:25.000 And the world should reject any PRC effort to use it to do so.

00:28:31.000 We will not take the bait or engage in saber-rattling.

00:28:35.000 At the same time, we will not be intimidated.

00:28:38.000 We will keep operating in the seas and the skies of the Western Pacific as we have for decades.

00:28:45.000 We will continue to support cross-strait peace, stability, support Taiwan, of course, defend

00:28:50.000 a free and open Indo-Pacific.

00:28:52.000 And we're still going to seek to maintain lines of communication with Beijing.

00:28:56.000 All of that is important.

00:28:59.000 And all of that, all of it, is preserving the status quo.

00:29:04.000 A couple of things.

00:29:05.000 First off, that's a man who's worn a suit his whole life who has no idea how to wear a suit.

00:29:11.000 Tie's tied improperly.

00:29:13.000 The buttons are pulling.

00:29:14.000 It would drive my mom nuts because that's what she did. 1.00

00:29:15.000 Just his little JCPenney combo.

00:29:18.000 He looks like he's at his grandma's funeral.

00:29:20.000 Right.

00:29:20.000 Exactly.

00:29:21.000 Just picked it off like, oh, taupe and taupe and taupe tie.

00:29:23.000 This works perfectly.

00:29:25.000 This will be perfect for graduation.

00:29:26.000 Give me a corsage.

00:29:27.000 I'll be on my way.

00:29:27.000 Remember when they tried to brand JCPenney JCP?

00:29:30.000 Yes.

00:29:31.000 Like it was a cool place to hang out?

00:29:32.000 Not anymore.

00:29:33.000 All right.

00:29:33.000 So here's the thing.

00:29:35.000 He does not look like a man who is not to be trifled with.

00:29:39.000 You trifle.

00:29:40.000 But he just said we will keep lines open, right?

00:29:45.000 Communication with China.

00:29:47.000 Wasn't it Joe Biden saying that he would not meet with Putin?

00:29:50.000 I think at first, yes.

00:29:52.000 Is Putin any worse than...

00:29:54.000 Then China, when you look at what they're doing, when you look at their, you look at the Chinese, you'll use the term, whatever term, Prime Minister, President, Emperor, whatever term they want to use that day, the person who locks you away if you utter the wrong syllables, yeah, that guy. 1.00

00:30:06.000 No, no, as a matter of fact, let's assume that they're both totalitarian assholes. 0.99

00:30:09.000 Let's assume both governments are. 0.99

00:30:12.000 China's at least, you have to argue, a little more communist than current Russia.

00:30:15.000 Why will you meet with one and not the other?

00:30:17.000 Where's all the grandstanding at this point?

00:30:19.000 Because you can't have that both ways.

00:30:22.000 And by the way, also, here's something more important. 1.00

00:30:25.000 Ukraine is a crap hole. 1.00

00:30:26.000 Ukraine is a corrupt crap hole. 1.00

00:30:28.000 So is Russia. 1.00

00:30:29.000 Taiwan is not, to the same degree.

00:30:32.000 And Taiwan actually has a pretty important national interest at stake here for the United States.

00:30:38.000 We have no dog in the fight of Ukraine.

00:30:40.000 But we want to make sure that we talk to both sides.

00:30:42.000 Okay, so he said we want to acknowledge Taiwan's sovereignty, blah blah blah.

00:30:46.000 That's him now, but back then, Or whenever.

00:30:51.000 I don't know when.

00:30:51.000 Maybe in the same... I think it's in the same press conference.

00:30:55.000 He also said this.

00:31:13.000 Is that a lanyard or a rape whistle? 0.98

00:31:15.000 Well, the thing is, his rape whistle just calls more rapists. 0.98

00:31:18.000 Oh, is that what it's called? 0.90

00:31:19.000 It's called a party planner.

00:31:23.000 It just notifies everyone of the Moby Festival.

00:31:27.000 Not that you can see a whole lot with it, but I think Pelosi's plane just landed in Taiwan.

00:31:30.000 Oh, can we see?

00:31:31.000 Let's go right now.

00:31:31.000 Live to CNN.

00:31:33.000 It's got the American flag on it at the very least.

00:31:38.000 It's like a decal.

00:31:39.000 Yeah.

00:31:40.000 It'll be about half an hour before they wake her up and get her off the plane.

00:31:43.000 by Vladimir Putin as he brazenly violated the territorial integrity of Ukraine in an

00:31:51.000 ongoing invasion.

00:31:52.000 There's a call on the guy who wakes up Elvis.

00:31:54.000 What is the substance of China's claims for territorial integrity when it comes to

00:31:58.000 when it comes to Taiwan.

00:31:59.000 Taiwan today, regardless of the one China policy, is a functioning democracy, a vibrant economy,

00:32:07.000 supplies some 80% of the world's semiconductors.

00:32:10.000 I mean, does it have a leg to stand on, China? 0.99

00:32:14.000 Short leg.

00:32:15.000 Jim, what you described is accurate, and our goal is to keep it that way.

00:32:19.000 To the extent that we provoke China into seeking reunification by coercion,

00:32:26.000 then we are putting at peril the peace and prosperity that has enabled Taiwan to become that effective.

00:32:32.000 Now, here's the thing.

00:32:33.000 I want you to sort of go along with me here.

00:32:36.000 If that confused you, it confused me.

00:32:38.000 Because he just said nothing.

00:32:39.000 If we're talking about provoking... Are you condemning Pelosi for visiting Taiwan?

00:32:44.000 Or are you saying that China is in the wrong because they're trying to provoke a war?

00:32:49.000 He's not being clear by design.

00:32:51.000 This is why old media is dying!

00:32:54.000 Well, and this is why this policy has been terrible for so long.

00:32:57.000 What he just said doesn't make any sense.

00:32:59.000 China has a policy that they are reunifying with them and that Taiwan is a part of China.

00:33:04.000 Right.

00:33:04.000 There is no difference in their mind right now.

00:33:06.000 And it's like, oh, we don't want to poke the bear and just let's maintain the status quo and make the problem harder to solve later for somebody else to deal with.

00:33:14.000 Right.

00:33:14.000 That's why we're here today talking about this.

00:33:16.000 And by the way, I had no idea that we actually had An island so close that's part of Taiwan.

00:33:21.000 It's five miles off the shore.

00:33:23.000 They have a small island right there.

00:33:24.000 I'm like, what do you say to those guys?

00:33:25.000 Be like, let's take that.

00:33:27.000 Yeah, we can't defend that.

00:33:28.000 Look at that.

00:33:28.000 Look at the little arrows.

00:33:29.000 That's part of, that's Taiwan as well.

00:33:31.000 Right.

00:33:32.000 That was the first island that they actually fled to when the government was fleeing China.

00:33:35.000 I'm like, ah, you guys, sorry.

00:33:37.000 Well, if you also look at the rest of the islands as it goes up, you know, up toward Japan, it really is, it's a very quick march for China if they take over Taiwan.

00:33:45.000 We talked about that at length with Ginger Snapp who lived in Asia for a very long time.

00:33:48.000 Now, here's the deal.

00:33:49.000 He just said, can we play clip D one more time?

00:33:52.000 Play clip D one more time so you can just see how firmly they've taken a stand here in this administration.

00:33:58.000 Repeatedly said, we oppose any unilateral changes to the status quo from either side.

00:34:04.000 We have said that we do not support Taiwan independence.

00:34:08.000 Didn't you just say you recognize their sovereignty?

00:34:13.000 Again, if this is confusing to you, it's by design.

00:34:16.000 For the same reason that people hated Donald Trump, you are confused right now. 0.73

00:34:22.000 Because Donald Trump would say, no, look, Taiwan's its own, China, go screw yourselves, China, China virus, I'm sorry, China virus. 0.69

00:34:30.000 He'd create little limericks. 0.98

00:34:31.000 Just to piss them off.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, get the guy who dyes his hair with Nestle quick to go alert the chiefs.

00:34:36.000 It's Hershey's, damn it! 0.99

00:34:37.000 Hey, that's what I do. 0.99

00:34:39.000 Get it right. 1.00

00:34:40.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

00:34:42.000 What do you do when you are this administration? 1.00

00:34:44.000 This is what you do.

00:34:45.000 You speak out of both sides of your mouth and you make no sense. 0.99

00:34:48.000 And this is exactly what should be expected from an administration who, by the way, they have their dick in a ringer because they have been worshipping the WHO. 0.99

00:34:57.000 Remember, that is, for a while, it was the only! 0.98

00:35:00.000 Authoritative source.

00:35:01.000 And the reason was because the Imperial College of London study that said 2 point whatever million people in the United States would be killed in the first four months, they had to, right, they had to disregard that.

00:35:09.000 And so the only authoritative source they had left on YouTube, on Facebook, on Twitter, you can check all the references at ladderofcredit.com, go in your time machine, go back to the videos back then.

00:35:17.000 Some of them, some of the episodes were removed.

00:35:20.000 The only one left was like, oh, all we have left is the WHO.

00:35:23.000 That was the only authoritative source.

00:35:25.000 Yeah.

00:35:25.000 That's why you thought that the the coronavirus originated in my god nature. So

00:35:33.000 this is an administration who worshiped at the feet of the WHO, why? Build back better, they want

00:35:37.000 to be part of an international government.

00:35:39.000 And now, well what do they do? The WHO? Keep in mind this is the same organization who also,

00:35:46.000 just like their little uh expert there, refused to acknowledge Taiwan's existence. Remember this? 0.95

00:35:52.000 The WHO considered Taiwan's membership. Take off your shirt.

00:36:04.000 Hello?

00:36:06.000 I couldn't hear your question.

00:36:10.000 Let me repeat the question.

00:36:10.000 Now that's okay, let's move to another one then.

00:36:13.000 Right, because I'm actually curious on talking about Taiwan as well, on Taiwan's case.

00:36:18.000 That is bone chilling.

00:36:27.000 And how could he not hear?

00:36:28.000 I haven't boxed his ears yet.

00:36:31.000 Oh, we'll just move to another question because I didn't hear it.

00:36:34.000 Well, that's odd.

00:36:35.000 What a weird response.

00:36:36.000 You can do that?

00:36:38.000 I had no idea you could do that.

00:36:40.000 Do you remember the time when these doctors that were trying to submit papers to the WHO to actually help and say, hey, we have some information that you guys may want to take a look at?

00:36:47.000 And they were like, we can't because Rhode Island doesn't exist.

00:36:50.000 Those are enemies of democracy, enemies, enemies of accurate information online, just like all of us are more so enemies of the state than heads of Al-Qaeda.

00:37:00.000 In case you didn't understand the rule.

00:37:01.000 We need to keep an eye on domestic extremism and misinformation.

00:37:05.000 Trust the WHO.

00:37:07.000 Let's go to August 2nd.

00:37:08.000 Again, going through this timeline here.

00:37:09.000 The People's Liberation Army.

00:37:11.000 I almost can't say it without throwing up a little bit.

00:37:14.000 They're now, uh, mobilizing.

00:37:17.000 Of course, as, uh, Pelosi prepares, uh, to depart Malaysia.

00:37:20.000 Right now this is happening where she's just... She's walking down the stairs. 0.78

00:37:22.000 They're showing her landing, walking down.

00:37:23.000 Gingerly.

00:37:24.000 This is, when people talk about how the GOP is a party of old guys, this is the party of people who can't walk down steps. 0.60

00:37:33.000 Or up.

00:37:34.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 Newt Gingrich at the time, of course, a Republican during the Clinton presidency.

00:37:38.000 Will Ripley, he is in Taipei for us.

00:37:41.000 Tell us how Taiwan has been preparing for this.

00:37:46.000 Well, they certainly haven't been telling us anything publicly on the record, reportable, in sight.

00:37:52.000 Why wouldn't they trust CNN?

00:37:53.000 No.

00:37:55.000 You're the most trusted name in news!

00:37:57.000 I mean, you guys said you were.

00:37:58.000 Didn't they not hear James Earl Jones give the memo?

00:38:01.000 Weird.

00:38:02.000 They're saying, well, Newt Gingrich did this.

00:38:04.000 This was the same kind of thing.

00:38:05.000 It's 25 years ago.

00:38:07.000 Do you guys not understand how much has happened in 25 years?

00:38:11.000 Right!

00:38:12.000 Like, you're saying that this is normal.

00:38:13.000 This is a third-ranking person in our government.

00:38:16.000 Ryan Stelter walks off, he's like, this isn't Thailand.

00:38:19.000 How did I get here?

00:38:20.000 This is bold.

00:38:21.000 You don't have lady boys, do you? 1.00

00:38:25.000 Shows up with beads.

00:38:26.000 Poor boys boys.

00:38:27.000 Gotten it all wrong.

00:38:30.000 So, and this morning's China's envoy to Pakistan, Li Bijian, tweeted that both of China's combat-ready carriers, by the way, for comparison, I think they have the second most, the United States has the most, with 11.

00:38:48.000 Eleven active, one of them's being used for Top Gun 3.

00:38:52.000 So ten.

00:38:52.000 That's a fair point, yeah.

00:38:53.000 Another one of them is Val Kilmer's smoking room, so nine.

00:38:55.000 But the point is China has both of their combat ready carriers right now having left port.

00:39:03.000 In the ten years of the People's Army's expansion, Liaoning has always been a leader in the pursuit of justice, not

00:39:09.000 forgetting the original intention, and taking up the mission.

00:39:13.000 It has been actively advancing, transforming, and preparing for war. The aircraft carrier formation's system combat

00:39:18.000 capability has achieved a great success.

00:39:19.000 Xiamen?

00:39:19.000 Xiamen.

00:39:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:20.000 And here's a quick video from WeChat showing that amphibious vehicles are on the move to the island that you just shot.

00:39:26.000 Xiamen. Xiamen?

00:39:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:28.000 Xiamen.

00:39:29.000 Yeah, so where they are is six miles.

00:39:37.000 I was wrong.

00:39:38.000 Six miles from Tiananmen, which is part of Taiwan.

00:39:42.000 Six miles.

00:39:42.000 Not very far.

00:39:43.000 Not very far.

00:39:44.000 Tiananmen is how it's pronounced?

00:39:45.000 Tiananmen is where they were in China, and Tiananmen is the island.

00:39:49.000 I thought you were correcting me when I said Tiananmen.

00:39:50.000 That's not how they pronounce the X's.

00:39:52.000 No, I wouldn't do that.

00:39:54.000 I would never fact check you.

00:39:55.000 I played Mortal Kombat.

00:39:56.000 Yep.

00:39:57.000 That's just six miles apart.

00:39:59.000 Yeah.

00:40:00.000 Think about how terrifying that is for a second.

00:40:03.000 It's kind of like saying, we want to continue the status quo with Iran in their quest to destroy the state of Israel and say that they don't have a right to exist. 0.97

00:40:11.000 Like, yeah, well that's a good status quo to keep going, I guess.

00:40:14.000 And here's something else, too, I wanted to get to.

00:40:15.000 This is an exclusive.

00:40:16.000 Gingersnap did some good work here. 1.00

00:40:19.000 The Taiwanese actually seem to be welcoming this visit, so when asked about it, and this is someone who Gingersnap here, Lane, I guess made a connection with, a Taiwanese reservist, his name is Bruce Liu, said the rewards of the visit outweighed the risk.

00:40:33.000 And we tried to get him on video, but this is a direct quote.

00:40:35.000 We'll probably get an interview with him soon.

00:40:37.000 He said, even though we have not faced any war in my generation, And we don't have enough training as a compulsory military personnel, I still believe most of us will stand to defend our country, freedom, and the way we live.

00:40:51.000 That's a big deal.

00:40:52.000 Again, these people are motivated.

00:40:54.000 There's a huge difference between people who are forced to fight for a government, who they know will still hold them under their thumb after the war is over, and people who are fighting a war to maintain their freedom.

00:41:05.000 Big difference.

00:41:07.000 Big difference.

00:41:08.000 Not to mention, Taiwan is no joke.

00:41:10.000 People will be surprised as to the kind of a fight that they can put up.

00:41:12.000 They know how to use their terrain.

00:41:14.000 They've been preparing.

00:41:15.000 It's sort of like, to give you an example, Joe Louis is a dog, right?

00:41:20.000 My dog. 0.55

00:41:21.000 This is a doggo Argentino.

00:41:23.000 Now, can dogs take out, generally, boars?

00:41:26.000 No.

00:41:26.000 Or even, like, Rhodesian Ridgebacks.

00:41:28.000 They're designed to hunt lions.

00:41:30.000 Can a dog take out a lion?

00:41:31.000 No.

00:41:32.000 Would Joe Louis do well with a lion?

00:41:33.000 No, of course not.

00:41:34.000 A lion would absolutely maul him.

00:41:35.000 Would a Rhodesian Ridgeback do as well with a boar? 1.00

00:41:37.000 Not as well.

00:41:37.000 Because you don't have to be the best at everything.

00:41:40.000 Joe Louis is a Duggoo Argentino. 1.00

00:41:41.000 They're bred to go out, capture a boar or a mountain lion by the neck, and pin it.

00:41:46.000 They specifically have loose fur.

00:41:48.000 Bread in their neck, you've seen this, if you've ever grabbed Joe Louis by the neck, and then he can just sort of do a 360, you're like, how did that happen?

00:41:54.000 That's so that if an animal, specifically a mountain lion or a boar, grabs his neck, he can rotate around and pin that animal.

00:42:00.000 So this is an animal that is bred for a specific purpose, and that's why sometimes you'll be surprised.

00:42:04.000 You're like, how can a dog take on a wolf, like an Irish wolfhound? 0.99

00:42:07.000 How can, I think dogs are fascinating because they really are perfect examples of how we've bred certain species into existence for a very, very limited purpose.

00:42:14.000 There's something called the life budget.

00:42:15.000 You gain it somewhere, you lose it somewhere else.

00:42:17.000 Doesn't mean that Taiwan could handle a war, for example, with Russia, or that they could handle a war with any military, but they know how to defend that strip of land along their coast from China as effectively as anyone on Earth, because that is what they have had to prepare for.

00:42:35.000 They don't need as much help from the United States as, let's say, Ukraine.

00:42:40.000 They still will.

00:42:41.000 We just need to send in one or two of our eleven carriers.

00:42:46.000 It's hysterical.

00:42:47.000 We could send in two to match China's and still have nine to spare. 0.99

00:42:50.000 We'll just let them hang out.

00:42:51.000 The next great superpower! 1.00

00:42:53.000 Screw you, you little pricks. 0.99

00:42:58.000 The government. 1.00

00:42:59.000 No pun intended.

00:43:02.000 But even then, there's a small group of pro-unification protesters.

00:43:05.000 Again, this happens everywhere in somewhat free societies.

00:43:08.000 Taiwan, they're demonstrating against the visit, holding signs, calling Pelosi an American witch.

00:43:13.000 Well, they're not necessarily wrong about everything, I guess, at that point.

00:43:19.000 Boo! 0.83

00:43:20.000 Oh, this segment is terrible!

00:43:22.000 It's times like these, I'm confused how any of these guys have a woman.

00:43:27.000 I know! 1.00

00:43:28.000 These morons have nothing to offer a lady! 1.00

00:43:30.000 Well, I wouldn't say nothing. 1.00

00:43:32.000 Oh?

00:43:32.000 Why's that, Landler?

00:43:34.000 Well, at least after being with them, they'll make a happy widow. 0.94

00:43:41.000 I don't know why we got that balcony.

00:43:43.000 It's the worst investment I've ever made.

00:43:45.000 And we can't take it down.

00:43:46.000 But we'll keep following here.

00:43:48.000 Pelosi, she's in Taiwan right now.

00:43:50.000 She's walking with her brittle stilts across CNN's screen.

00:43:54.000 By the way, hey, please share the show if you're watching this.

00:43:56.000 It's the best way to make sure that people see it.

00:43:57.000 Share it.

00:43:58.000 Sharing is caring.

00:43:59.000 YouTube algorithm.

00:44:00.000 I don't know if you try to search, like, louder with Crowder abortion. 0.64

00:44:03.000 So if you try and search louder with Crowder Taiwan, you won't find it.

00:44:06.000 So try and search it on MugClub.

00:44:07.000 Or uncooked spaghetti bones.

00:44:09.000 Yes.

00:44:09.000 By the way, something really funny.

00:44:10.000 So China's not just sitting down and taking this. 0.73

00:44:13.000 They're doing some saber rattling, but they're also kind of being a little petty.

00:44:15.000 They actually crashed all the government's computers for Taiwan.

00:44:19.000 So they launched a cyber attack against them.

00:44:21.000 China did? 0.91

00:44:21.000 Yeah, China did. 0.91

00:44:22.000 And then, you know, the Taipei towers, the Taipei 101.

00:44:26.000 Which at one point was the tallest building in the world.

00:44:28.000 It's definitely the tallest in Taiwan.

00:44:30.000 Had some, you know, nice words.

00:44:32.000 We welcome Speaker Pelosi.

00:44:33.000 We love the United States.

00:44:34.000 All that stuff.

00:44:34.000 So we're getting a good reception over there.

00:44:36.000 Fantastic.

00:44:37.000 There's parts of the world they tell us to go home.

00:44:39.000 We should probably take that advice and let them deal with their own stuff.

00:44:41.000 There's Taipei.

00:44:43.000 I think it's Taipei 101. 0.99

00:44:44.000 How many Taiwanese asses do you think are just pressed up against those windows right now? 1.00

00:44:48.000 Oh, please. 1.00

00:44:49.000 Pressing a lot of ham.

00:44:51.000 I really hope so.

00:44:52.000 I would say how many windows don't have that.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:54.000 It's a better question.

00:44:57.000 That's the one guy with monkey pox.

00:44:58.000 Oh, wow.

00:45:00.000 One guy?

00:45:01.000 Come on.

00:45:02.000 One guy?

00:45:02.000 Alright, this brings us to the monkey pox situation.

00:45:06.000 Let me ask you before I move on.

00:45:08.000 Pause this if you're watching the archive.

00:45:10.000 Pause it!

00:45:11.000 What do you think the statistics are now on monkey pox that it's been declared a global emergency?

00:45:17.000 Emergency.

00:45:17.000 What trends do you think exist Don't.

00:45:23.000 Don't.

00:45:23.000 Sorry.

00:45:24.000 Guys.

00:45:25.000 The suspense is killing me.

00:45:27.000 I hope it'll last.

00:45:28.000 Alright.

00:45:30.000 The media.

00:45:33.000 This is sort of, I'm giving you a hint.

00:45:36.000 Because the media usually would, they usually do the opposite of what's true.

00:45:39.000 Yeah.

00:45:40.000 Yeah.

00:45:40.000 Not always.

00:45:41.000 No.

00:45:42.000 Pretty much always.

00:45:43.000 They'd rather not characterize monkeypox. 0.99

00:45:46.000 As a gay disease. 1.00

00:45:49.000 They don't want to do that. 0.99

00:45:51.000 Again, place your bets.

00:45:52.000 I guess CNN didn't quite get the memo.

00:45:54.000 Tell us how you learned you had monkey pox.

00:45:57.000 Yeah, so I actually work in the infectious diseases space.

00:45:59.000 I'm a PhD candidate doing research.

00:46:01.000 So with that and being a gay man in New York City, I feel like I was, monkey pox was on my mind a little bit more than your average person, perhaps.

00:46:08.000 Your PhD, is that what it is? 0.53

00:46:10.000 That's what you call your Vietnamese screw hammock? 1.00

00:46:12.000 Let's go, let's go, I want to watch this again.

00:46:14.000 There's so many things wrong with this. 1.00

00:46:15.000 It's a penis hardening degree. 1.00

00:46:17.000 Yes. 0.99

00:46:18.000 Let's go back with this.

00:46:20.000 Tell us how you learned you had monkey pox.

00:46:22.000 Yeah, so I actually work in the infectious diseases space.

00:46:25.000 Pause.

00:46:27.000 I work in the infectious diseases space.

00:46:29.000 Irrelevant!

00:46:30.000 That's not why you're concerned about monkey pox.

00:46:33.000 That's, that's not at all why you were concerned about monkey pox.

00:46:36.000 Continue playing.

00:46:37.000 Oh, so do you work or do you play?

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 PhD candidate doing research.

00:46:40.000 Pause.

00:46:42.000 That also is not relevant as to why you are concerned about monkey pox.

00:46:45.000 It's like, I work with infectious diseases?

00:46:48.000 Erodious!

00:46:48.000 I also have a PhD candidate?

00:46:50.000 Erodious!

00:46:51.000 Why are you really concerned with monkey pox?

00:46:54.000 Keep playing. 0.93

00:46:55.000 With that and being a gay man in New York City, I feel like... Oh, there it is!

00:46:58.000 Working hard or hardly working?

00:47:00.000 There it is!

00:47:01.000 That's the primary concern.

00:47:03.000 That'd be like me saying I'm concerned about YouTube removing the show and censoring our content.

00:47:07.000 Why?

00:47:08.000 Because I was raised in Montreal.

00:47:10.000 Yeah.

00:47:10.000 Is that the- well, also because I host a show on YouTube where we say controversial things that go against the gra- OH!

00:47:16.000 That's the piece of information that's relevant!

00:47:17.000 Yeah.

00:47:18.000 So he starts off with, I worked on the infectious diseases and I'm a doctor and, uh, no, it's because you just went to an Enya concert and spit-roasted a Kenyan pirate. 0.97

00:47:29.000 Well, yeah. 0.98

00:47:30.000 It's almost like saying, I'm a professional baseball player, but I'm mostly concerned because I've had unprotected homosexual sex with so very many people. 0.99

00:47:38.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:47:39.000 That means you're gay. 1.00

00:47:40.000 Well, I think so. 0.99

00:47:43.000 So let's go here, and they're so irresponsible if you work in that category.

00:47:49.000 I mean, it's really, you should be at the top of your game going, guys.

00:47:52.000 Right.

00:47:53.000 Guys, all of you.

00:47:54.000 Right.

00:47:54.000 Let's just pull them all out for a second.

00:47:57.000 We need to discuss this.

00:47:58.000 Exactly.

00:47:59.000 We gotta have a little powwow, guys.

00:48:02.000 Different kind of powwow.

00:48:03.000 Let's cast for Monkeypox.

00:48:05.000 You just look at everyone like, I guess you're not at risk, and you have a picture of Sophia Loren.

00:48:09.000 You check their pants.

00:48:10.000 You're like, alright, you're fine.

00:48:10.000 Have you seen what Monkeypox will do to that area?

00:48:14.000 If the other half of us could stand up and just face each other, I think we have something to talk about.

00:48:20.000 And you know what?

00:48:21.000 Here's the issue.

00:48:22.000 Okay, people say you're just being homophobic.

00:48:23.000 No, we're not.

00:48:24.000 No, we're not.

00:48:25.000 Because here is the unholy alliance.

00:48:28.000 It goes back to the WHO.

00:48:29.000 It goes to, of course, Tedros there at WHO.

00:48:31.000 It goes to Fauci, who said one in five heterosexual couples would be affected by AIDS.

00:48:36.000 It goes to Gavin Newsom.

00:48:37.000 These people have lied to you repeatedly.

00:48:39.000 They did the exact same thing with AIDS.

00:48:42.000 And they did the same thing with COVID, by the way.

00:48:43.000 So one was disproportionately affecting homosexuals here in the United States.

00:48:47.000 The other was not.

00:48:48.000 COVID.

00:48:49.000 But they lied about all of it due to political expediency.

00:48:52.000 So let's go back to then, okay? 0.94

00:48:54.000 On July 23rd... By the way, 99% of all monkeypox are gay outside of Africa, but we'll get to that in a second. 0.77

00:49:00.000 July 23rd, the WHO... I felt like I needed to say that just in case people were like, what is this baseless claim?

00:49:06.000 July 23rd, WHO Director General...

00:49:10.000 Tedros.

00:49:11.000 Director General Tedros.

00:49:13.000 I don't know how to say his other name.

00:49:14.000 Dr. Tedros.

00:49:15.000 He declared monkeypox a global health emergency.

00:49:19.000 So in short, we have an outbreak that has spread around the world rapidly through new modes of transmission about which we understand too little and which meets the criteria in the international health regulations.

00:49:36.000 For all of these reasons, I have decided that the global monkeypox outbreak represents a public health emergency of international concern.

00:49:48.000 New modes of transmission. 0.98

00:49:51.000 Don't have anal sex with infected lesions. 0.99

00:49:53.000 Well, that we don't know a lot about. 0.99

00:49:56.000 Right.

00:49:57.000 I personally don't know a lot about that particular mode.

00:50:01.000 You're bringing plenty of babies to cure the problem. 1.00

00:50:04.000 Right.

00:50:04.000 Like in the past.

00:50:05.000 Well, this is what happened.

00:50:06.000 It's outside of Africa.

00:50:07.000 You can bring this up, actually, right here, the WHO.

00:50:11.000 That says 99% of cases outside of Africa are among homosexual men.

00:50:15.000 Okay, outside of Africa.

00:50:16.000 Because what happened is one of these African men came back from the Techno Music Festival and didn't want to tell his hot wife, Were you back at a Moby concert? 0.93

00:50:25.000 No!

00:50:28.000 Were you listening to Sandstorm?

00:50:30.000 No!

00:50:32.000 You've brought some shame into our Mud Flintstone house. 1.00

00:50:37.000 The panel, by the way, the WHO panel after Tedros, They were consulted.

00:50:42.000 They didn't declare that it was an emergency.

00:50:44.000 They said, ah, we don't really think so.

00:50:45.000 And Tedros overruled the panel.

00:50:47.000 So let's be clear about this with the WHO.

00:50:50.000 It's not some kind of a representative republic, a democracy.

00:50:55.000 What Tedros says goes.

00:50:57.000 And if Tedros doesn't want to have an uncomfortable conversation with his wife, you all now have to worry about monkeypox.

00:51:02.000 Yeah.

00:51:02.000 And by the way, that's the first time he has overruled the recommendation of the panel.

00:51:06.000 That we know of.

00:51:07.000 First time.

00:51:08.000 Shouldn't be doing that.

00:51:09.000 That we know of.

00:51:10.000 You don't think he threatens people behind closed doors?

00:51:12.000 Like, it'd be a shame if you got MONKEY BOX!

00:51:17.000 What was the hand gesture there?

00:51:21.000 I don't know, maybe it'd be like a fire starter, just scraping off skin.

00:51:24.000 Alright, so that was then.

00:51:25.000 Probably in what looks like Fruity Pebbles.

00:51:29.000 Now, let's go to now, on July 28th, close enough, the WHO issued guidance to homosexual men to quit being... and here's the thing, it's not that you're gay, just to be clear, it's not that everyone who's gay is at risk.

00:51:45.000 If you are a monogamous gay couple, you are also not at risk.

00:51:50.000 It is the sexual patterns that we all know and statistically are undeniable have taken place within the gay community. 1.00

00:51:56.000 They tend to be far more promiscuous. 0.97

00:51:58.000 The reason is because there's no woman to say, uh, no. 0.96

00:52:01.000 And this all stems from one festival.

00:52:03.000 And the reason that it's not that can only spread in the gay community, it's that it has been largely contained to the gay community because This is an outbreak that can be stopped if countries, communities, and individuals inform themselves, take the risks seriously, and take the steps needed to stop transmission and protect vulnerable groups.

00:52:40.000 The best way to do that is to reduce the risk of exposure.

00:52:44.000 Okay.

00:52:45.000 That means making safe choices for yourself and others.

00:52:51.000 For men who have sex with men, this includes, for the moment, reducing your number of sexual partners, considering sex with new partners, and exchanging contact details with any new partners to enable follow-up if needed.

00:53:09.000 Okay, so that means no more anonymous orgies like the Darklings Festival that started the entire outbreak. 0.84

00:53:14.000 Well, you would... Very astute.

00:53:18.000 But incorrect.

00:53:18.000 Because that's too much to ask.

00:53:20.000 Let's go to now!

00:53:22.000 San Francisco did not even cancel its annual Queer BDSM Festival on July 31st.

00:53:29.000 Oh, the San Francisco Treat?

00:53:31.000 Yes.

00:53:34.000 And let's keep in mind, by the way, well, a couple things.

00:53:37.000 The following day, by the way, California, after that.

00:53:39.000 So that's the BDSM Festival.

00:53:41.000 Then California declared, what?

00:53:42.000 A state of emergency due to the monkeypox outbreak.

00:53:46.000 And we actually sent our correspondent Lane for live coverage of the post-event fallout.

00:53:50.000 Jeff, we're gonna need to make some new hires.

00:54:05.000 Yeah.

00:54:05.000 I hope he's okay.

00:54:06.000 I wouldn't count on it.

00:54:07.000 So let's be clear about this.

00:54:08.000 In case you wondered as to... What are you guys pointing to me?

00:54:10.000 Something with China? 0.91

00:54:11.000 I had a quick thing.

00:54:12.000 Okay.

00:54:12.000 You're going to love this about Tedros, and then I'm going to let you make your point here.

00:54:15.000 So I actually found something that I think you'll enjoy.

00:54:17.000 There was a quote by Tedros in an article here, if we can pull that overlay up, that we were talking about earlier. 0.99

00:54:22.000 He's actually worried that the The thing that is spread by gay men having anal sex with other... Men who have sex with men. 1.00

00:54:30.000 Men who have sex with men. 1.00

00:54:32.000 And I underline the important part here.

00:54:34.000 It could go from infected people to the animal population.

00:54:38.000 Oh my gosh.

00:54:39.000 And we thought that the monkeys were giving it to us.

00:54:44.000 AIDS.

00:54:46.000 Dean, not Dean's Milk.

00:54:50.000 Maybe talk about that mode of transmission. 1.00

00:54:53.000 We'd also like to say we'd like you to not have anal sex with animals. 1.00

00:54:58.000 I mean, I thought I wouldn't have to say this, but apparently we do. 0.99

00:55:02.000 Apparently we have to do a lot. 0.97

00:55:05.000 The only ones safe from monkey pox sodomy are women. 1.00

00:55:10.000 I wonder if lambskin condoms work only if you have sex with a lamb. 0.98

00:55:14.000 He's like, it will live in the animal population and then somehow make it back to the human population.

00:55:20.000 I swear to you, it's in the quotes! 0.98

00:55:22.000 By the way, New York and WHO, 99% are men and then 99% of them are men who have sex with men. 0.98

00:55:29.000 In case you were wondering... Seven of them are Rottweilers. 0.98

00:55:36.000 Uh oh! 0.99

00:55:38.000 Shaggy! 0.95

00:55:39.000 I would have gotten away with it too!

00:55:42.000 Rhymes with shaggy.

00:55:47.000 In case you were wondering as to whether this is politically motivated, let's put this in context.

00:55:52.000 COVID!

00:55:54.000 You were all forced into lockdowns in California indefinitely.

00:55:57.000 Businesses shut down.

00:55:59.000 We upended the economy.

00:56:00.000 Created the worst ripple effect for a generation of Americans that we have ever seen.

00:56:07.000 In our lifetime.

00:56:07.000 You were forced to wear masks.

00:56:09.000 Which, by the way, of course, we now know didn't really make any difference.

00:56:12.000 We have the Petri dishes.

00:56:13.000 You can look at the different states.

00:56:14.000 Didn't make any difference whatsoever.

00:56:15.000 Neither did lockdowns.

00:56:16.000 You were forced to have your ID scanned, or your vaccine passport, if we look across countries.

00:56:22.000 Canada, Europe, Australia, and even states like New York.

00:56:25.000 Okay, so this happened for all of you.

00:56:27.000 With monkeypox right now. 1.00

00:56:30.000 Where 99% are transmitted between gay men, they won't even, pardon my language, cancel their gay San Francisco fuck fest. 1.00

00:56:41.000 And you think they're doing this for you? 0.99

00:56:46.000 Does that put a finer point on it?

00:56:48.000 I'm sorry, but just think about this for a second. 0.98

00:56:51.000 Instead, they'll lock down the entire state the day after they have sex with chokers on floats. 1.00

00:56:59.000 Well, come on, there's tourism money coming in. 0.98

00:57:01.000 That's true. 0.65

00:57:02.000 This is all another ploy by Big Gay. 1.00

00:57:06.000 Imagine every maid at a hotel is just like, why did I come here?

00:57:11.000 Do I clean the sheets?

00:57:12.000 Just burn them.

00:57:14.000 Put them in the tar pits. 0.96

00:57:15.000 Anything I saw from the cartel is not half as bad.

00:57:19.000 I want Sicario. 0.89

00:57:21.000 I would kill to just see a head on a turtle.

00:57:25.000 I've never seen so much blood on the walls!

00:57:30.000 July 31st, the BDSM Festival.

00:57:34.000 It was off without a hitch.

00:57:35.000 The next day!

00:57:36.000 It's a state of emergency!

00:57:38.000 The state of California!

00:57:39.000 Think about that!

00:57:40.000 I had to wait.

00:57:42.000 99% of the transmissions would be taking place at that BDSM festival.

00:57:46.000 And instead, the rest of you deal with the ramifications.

00:57:49.000 Remember when Fauci said 1 in 5 heterosexual couples would be affected by AIDS?

00:57:54.000 Remember when he said that kids could get AIDS if they were in a household with parents?

00:57:58.000 All these references are available.

00:57:59.000 He did commercials about that stuff.

00:58:01.000 I remember they were haunting.

00:58:03.000 Yeah, and you know what?

00:58:04.000 Now I think they kind of admit it, and by that I'm just making sort of an inference based on the commercials for the PrevPill.

00:58:12.000 Well, even with Monkeypox in California, they were like, look, it's not all gay people see. 1.00

00:58:17.000 These two kids got it, and it's like, really?

00:58:19.000 We're just gonna stop the investigation at that, huh?

00:58:22.000 Right.

00:58:22.000 Well, I'm actually not surprised about New York and California declaring a state of emergency.

00:58:26.000 I'm surprised by Illinois.

00:58:29.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 They also declared one.

00:58:30.000 They have a lot of farmland and cattle. 0.57

00:58:33.000 Those cows are really... Just a bunch of Somali pirates creeping like cartoons. 1.00

00:58:40.000 Those sheep were dressed provocatively, Stephen.

00:58:45.000 And this is also, by the way, I know in everything that we've just said, you can take to the bank.

00:58:49.000 It's all true.

00:58:50.000 You can look at the statistics.

00:58:51.000 We have the references available at lightofskyter.com.

00:58:53.000 However, sometimes what we do is just meant to be entertaining, and that's where when we do our tour, you know, in the fall, you can say whatever you want on stage.

00:59:00.000 I started this two weeks ago, and I was in Spokane, a bit about monkey pox, and it was way more offensive then than it is now.

00:59:09.000 I was almost like, he was almost like comedy Nostradamus.

00:59:21.000 Some of the things that I say up here, they're not true.

00:59:27.000 They're just jokes.

00:59:30.000 Like that bit about going to Zambia, adopting kids, that never happened.

00:59:33.000 I wouldn't be caught dead in Zambia. 1.00

00:59:39.000 Come back with monkey pox and shit. 1.00

00:59:44.000 Okay, sorry, sickle cell. 1.00

00:59:45.000 Whatever offends you more, I don't care. 0.99

00:59:48.000 Jew polio, take your pick! 0.99

00:59:54.000 Monkeypox. 0.97

00:59:55.000 Yeah, the WHO.

00:59:56.000 They just declared it a nut.

00:59:57.000 That's the newest national, international health emergency.

01:00:00.000 Monkeypox!

01:00:02.000 And the New York, the New York Bureau of Health, they just, you can research this yourself, they just released statistics.

01:00:08.000 99% of people who have monkeypox are men.

01:00:12.000 99% of them are gay. 1.00

01:00:13.000 Sorry, they label them as men who have sex with men. 0.99

01:00:17.000 Like we don't know what that means? 1.00

01:00:21.000 Look, I'm just saying, if you want to solve the monkeypox equation, it's not rocket science, just quarantine the gay people! 1.00

01:00:31.000 Hey, I'm joking! 0.99

01:00:33.000 God, I'm not!

01:00:35.000 I'm not!

01:00:37.000 Be easy!

01:00:38.000 When they fly in, go through customs, basic questionnaire, have you attended any techno music festivals recently? 1.00

01:00:45.000 Have sex with a Somali pirate? 0.96

01:00:49.000 What are your thoughts on Cher? 1.00

01:00:50.000 Simple stuff.

01:00:55.000 And everyone with a lisp, straight to a FEMA camp.

01:01:03.000 Now I wouldn't have been able to say that on this show because YouTube would take it as though I meant it seriously.

01:01:09.000 Right.

01:01:11.000 Though I wouldn't be opposed to sending people with a lisp to FEMA camps. 0.94

01:01:13.000 I don't know, you can comment below.

01:01:16.000 I'm still conflicted on it, but of course you can go and see Dave and I Live, the big fall tours, these big venues that I've never done before.

01:01:23.000 Looking forward to, but also, we've never, I don't think, well you have done when you opened for Dave Chappelle, but like 6,000 seats at Phoenix.

01:01:30.000 Yeah, I've never done them as the main act there with you.

01:01:34.000 On the 16th, and then Houston the 17th, and then you are in Dayton, Ohio this Friday through Saturday at the Funnybone.

01:01:40.000 That's correct.

01:01:41.000 Were you about to say something there, Gerald, before we leave?

01:01:43.000 So look, what's the takeaway today?

01:01:46.000 A couple of things. 1.00

01:01:48.000 China sucks. 0.99

01:01:50.000 Taiwan hopefully maintains their independence and how does this relate to you personally? 0.99

01:01:55.000 I never want to leave you without, um, something to glean from this, that you'd say, okay,

01:02:00.000 how can I change my day to day life? 0.88

01:02:02.000 There's not that much that you need to change today, unless you're having a group sex with 1.00

01:02:07.000 strange men on a regular basis.

01:02:11.000 Maybe just try and keep that to a minimum, and then let's really try and build some momentum with that.

01:02:15.000 We're gonna go play Pokemon or Hate Symbol.

01:02:17.000 Is it Pokemon or Racial Slur? 0.99

01:02:18.000 Or Racial Slur. 1.00

01:02:19.000 Or Racial Slur on Mug- Oh, thank God this is not here on YouTube.

01:02:22.000 This is for Mug Club only.

01:02:24.000 Another 45 minutes of show today!

Louder with Crowder - August 02, 2022

How Pelosi's Visit to Taiwan Could Cause WWIII | Louder with Crowder

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