Louder with Crowder - How Rogue Judges Are Destroying MAGA & How Trump Can Stop Them

00:01:09.000 Cutting it close.

00:01:10.000 I don't mean, of course, welcome all of you.

00:01:13.000 Bongino Army, Vince viewers, Evita before us, we were cutting it close because I was just using the boys' room and I had to run into the chair.

00:01:21.000 But we're glad to have you.

00:01:22.000 Today is the last, well, it's actually the first day.

00:01:25.000 Last week, last Friday was the last day.

00:01:26.000 This is the first day in the next chapter for the rest of our lives.

00:01:30.000 No more live streaming on YouTube and it's not just me.

00:01:33.000 Everyone else in the lineup who you can tune into from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

00:01:38.000 You got Tim Pool after me.

00:01:39.000 You got Jeremy from The Quartering.

00:01:40.000 You got Viva Fry and, sorry, Russell Brand, of course.

00:01:44.000 We are all done streaming to YouTube.

00:01:46.000 No more live streaming to YouTube exclusively on Rumble.

00:01:50.000 YouTube is dead.

00:01:52.000 Rumble did it.

00:01:53.000 We're going to get into some wins from Donald Trump today.

00:01:55.000 The constitutional crisis that is brewing.

00:01:57.000 Hint, it's not.

00:01:58.000 Snap influencers buying soda telling you that it should be okay to buy soda.

00:02:03.000 Here's a simple concept.

00:02:05.000 If it's your money, You choose.

00:02:08.000 If it's my money, you don't.

00:02:11.000 Also, the Chinese are preparing for war. 0.80

00:02:13.000 We'll get into that and more.

00:02:14.000 Welcome to the lineup, exclusive on Rumble.

00:02:18.000 Let's go.

00:02:30.000 Now, throughout my years, I've come to realize there are seven words.

00:02:35.000 You cannot ever, ever say on YouTube.

00:02:39.000 Now, no one ever tells you what these words are.

00:02:41.000 You have to say them out loud for YouTube to cancel you.

00:02:45.000 Because it's YouTube's ever-changing list.

00:02:48.000 Same words.

00:02:50.000 Two years later, a different list. 1.00

00:02:53.000 And these words, retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexicans. 1.00

00:02:58.000 Yes, today those are the words. 1.00

00:03:02.000 Retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:03:07.000 And Mexican doesn't even belong on that list. 1.00

00:03:10.000 It's a benign word.

00:03:12.000 A descriptor, really.

00:03:14.000 How else do we refer to them?

00:03:16.000 Sir, he's one of those members from down south.

00:03:19.000 Honduran? Ah, no. 1.00

00:03:21.000 Salvadorian? No.

00:03:22.000 Colombian? Argentinian?

00:03:23.000 Peruvian? Chilean?

00:03:24.000 Brazilian? He's Mexican. 0.96

00:03:26.000 Canceled. Just like that.

00:03:28.000 These words, retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:03:33.000 Now the problem with these words is that words change. 1.00

00:03:37.000 Notice, I didn't say the N-word.

00:03:40.000 Why? Because everyone here knows which word that is.

00:03:45.000 Not one member in the audience right now is thinking nubile.

00:03:48.000 No. Because the N-word has only ever been one word with one meaning.

00:03:56.000 But not retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:03:59.000 Every one of those cancel-worthy words in today's culture, which we can't say now, at some point meant something else. 1.00

00:04:09.000 Tranny! Well, that's a scary cancel-worthy word for today's backyard mechanic.

00:04:15.000 Well, your starter's fine, your alternator works, but there seems to be a leak in your T-word. 0.99

00:04:21.000 Mainly the T-word gasket where its dick used to be. 0.99

00:04:26.000 Chink! Now, granted, that would seem self-explanatory until you realize again that it's a word with multiple meanings. 0.99

00:04:35.000 Captain, I found the C word in their armor. 0.99

00:04:38.000 No, not cunt. 1.00

00:04:40.000 I wouldn't find that in an armor. 1.00

00:04:42.000 Thus, I suppose she's a female knight, but then we'd have to add another word to the list. 0.71

00:04:46.000 See, because these words, they also change depending who's using them or who is hearing them.

00:04:55.000 They can't just hurt on their own.

00:04:56.000 They're just words.

00:04:58.000 But you can use that C-word on YouTube.

00:05:00.000 You can use that C-word, provided that it's not the previously aforementioned C-word, and that said person using this given C-word is a woman, and that they're referring to the current president's wife.

00:05:11.000 You see?

00:05:13.000 Words change.

00:05:15.000 Chink was a common word.

00:05:17.000 A benign word.

00:05:18.000 It was used in cultural idioms. 0.99

00:05:20.000 To make it a hate word because a jackass said something racist is to give that racist power. 0.97

00:05:26.000 And it convolutes the meaning of the word. 0.95

00:05:31.000 Now you have people who mistakenly believe it to be the original meaning of that word.

00:05:37.000 Captain, we found a Chinese-American in their armor.

00:05:41.000 Do you hear that?

00:05:42.000 That's the sound of a protest starting.

00:05:45.000 Now please note that the Asian Americans themselves are always notably absent from these protests.

00:05:52.000 They'll let the other social justice warriors distract you while they simply take over your economy and skilled labor employment opportunities. 1.00

00:06:01.000 No, they don't make protest signs.

00:06:03.000 They're too busy making money.

00:06:05.000 Seems they've found your them in your armor. 1.00

00:06:10.000 Retard, chink, tranny, faggot, fag, fig, and Mexican. 1.00

00:06:14.000 Now, faggot or fag, these are the new F-words. 1.00

00:06:19.000 If you see those, you're immediately canceled on YouTube. 1.00

00:06:24.000 Primarily because it's moderated entirely by F-words. 1.00

00:06:29.000 No, no, not fuck. 0.99

00:06:31.000 That's the old F-word. 1.00

00:06:33.000 You can say, fuck all you want on YouTube, provided that it is not referring to, in a derogatory manner, the performative actions of an aforementioned F-word. 0.99

00:06:44.000 And here, we run into another problem. 0.99

00:06:48.000 Because these words, they were co-opted.

00:06:51.000 These F-words, too. 1.00

00:06:52.000 They, too, throughout history, have had different meanings to different peoples. 0.99

00:06:57.000 A fag. 1.00

00:06:58.000 A faggot. 1.00

00:07:00.000 Well, are we talking about a bundle of sticks, a lazy old lady, or George Michael in a California rest stop? 1.00

00:07:07.000 I was performing in London.

00:07:09.000 A man outside the venue asked for a cigarette.

00:07:11.000 He was put before a human rights tribunal.

00:07:14.000 Your Honor, my client merely asked the man in question for an F-word.

00:07:18.000 Do you mean to say that your client was soliciting prostitution?

00:07:21.000 No, Your Honor, he just wanted a cigarette.

00:07:23.000 He's not an F-word.

00:07:29.000 It is D-Day.

00:07:31.000 You are now watching the lineup on Rumble Live, exclusively the official home of Louder with Crowder, and you can stream the entire lineup from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

00:07:42.000 Monday through Friday.

00:07:43.000 YouTube is officially dead.

00:07:47.000 Rumble did it.

00:08:18.000 it. Rumble did it. 0.82

00:08:27.000 That's the sound of a little bit...

00:08:28.000 It's a lighter sip today.

00:08:29.000 I feel a little lighter.

00:08:30.000 I feel like I've been training with a weighted vest because today is the day.

00:08:35.000 We are no longer on the YouTubes.

00:08:38.000 Yes! First day, the rest of our lives.

00:08:42.000 And please, I know right now the Mug Club Army, Rumble Premium Army, go out there on social and include the words Cancel YouTube. 0.53

00:08:49.000 Let's do it all day.

00:08:50.000 Let people know.

00:08:51.000 Let's... See what happens with that alphabet stock price like we saw after the Vox Adpocalypse.

00:08:56.000 You have that kind of power.

00:08:58.000 We're now exclusive on Rumble.

00:09:00.000 Well, not Rumble.

00:09:01.000 Well, we are on Rumble Premium.

00:09:02.000 But the lineup on Rumble.

00:09:03.000 It is live.

00:09:04.000 It is exclusive 9 a.m. to 4 p.m.

00:09:06.000 It's a great lineup.

00:09:08.000 And last week, number one on every time slot in this country.

00:09:11.000 Yeah. Not a show on YouTube to be found.

00:09:14.000 So let's keep that going today.

00:09:16.000 There are some wins from the Trump administration.

00:09:18.000 Gotta get into that.

00:09:19.000 There's allegedly a constitutional crisis brewing.

00:09:22.000 By that, I mean the left saying that Donald Trump should basically be subject to the authority of one out of 900-something district judges who weren't elected.

00:09:31.000 Snap! People are using it to buy soda.

00:09:33.000 I've said this.

00:09:34.000 If you can't cancel Coca-Cola from SNAP benefits, you cannot trim anything from the government.

00:09:40.000 But more importantly, you saw some right-leaning influencers out there being paid by soda corporations to tell you that the libertarian thing to do is pay for junk food and China is preparing for all-out war.

00:09:51.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:09:52.000 I saw their training video, Mulan.

00:09:58.000 Yes, that's true.

00:09:59.000 I'm not too worried.

00:09:59.000 Well, they did, uh, they made a man out of her, they thought, and the truth is they couldn't tell her apart from the other men.

00:10:04.000 That only works in the Chinese military, by the way.

00:10:07.000 They're hard to tell apart.

00:10:08.000 So, this is a...

00:10:09.000 I keep thinking to go to the YouTube...

00:10:10.000 There is no YouTube live dump button.

00:10:12.000 It's a live show.

00:10:13.000 Weekdays, 11 a.m. is when you watch this show.

00:10:16.000 Let me ask you this.

00:10:19.000 What part of the Chinese do you fear most?

00:10:22.000 What's the scariest thing?

00:10:23.000 I say the foot binding.

00:10:25.000 Their height.

00:10:25.000 Yeah. Small people.

00:10:28.000 They all cut their fingernails.

00:10:29.000 And we were supposed to, by the way, before we move on, we are retiring the YouTube dump button.

00:10:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:10:34.000 You were going to do that today because we don't use it?

00:10:36.000 Is that all taken care of?

00:10:36.000 Actually, no, of course.

00:10:37.000 I actually did it on Friday.

00:10:39.000 I got rid of the people.

00:10:40.000 You did?

00:10:40.000 Yeah. Okay.

00:10:41.000 You fired the folks.

00:10:42.000 I fired them, yeah.

00:10:43.000 Okay. Yeah.

00:10:46.000 So, we're no longer streaming to YouTube, and we really don't think your services are necessary anymore, but we really want to thank you for all the hard work and effort that you've put into your job.

00:10:55.000 Well, I just want to say...

00:10:57.000 All right.

00:11:01.000 That is lunch.

00:11:02.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:11:10.000 Thank you.

00:11:16.000 Problem solved, right?

00:11:17.000 Yeah, you're fired at them.

00:11:18.000 Yeah. That's what you said.

00:11:19.000 It's okay.

00:11:19.000 I feel free.

00:11:20.000 No, no, no.

00:11:20.000 You said fired at them.

00:11:21.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, and Josh Firestein is here.

00:11:24.000 Not underscore Firestein on X. Thank you for being here, sir.

00:11:26.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:11:27.000 I actually had a meeting with Gerald on Friday, and thank God I canceled it.

00:11:30.000 Yeah. Josh, I put that back on the books for right after the show.

00:11:34.000 It's also very telling that he uses a single...

00:11:37.000 Action revolver, which means he plans on taking his time.

00:11:40.000 Like, he's not worried about a skirmish.

00:11:41.000 It's an assassination.

00:11:42.000 No, no.

00:11:42.000 He knew what he was doing.

00:11:43.000 He brought an unarmed man into his office for an execution, and I am here for it. 1.00

00:11:47.000 He also has a button that locks the door once you're in for the ladies. 0.80

00:11:51.000 Now, oh, jeez.

00:11:53.000 What about an executive at NBC?

00:11:55.000 I think it's an all-glass office.

00:11:56.000 We have a few things.

00:11:57.000 He doesn't care.

00:11:58.000 He likes it when people watch.

00:11:59.000 So we have a few things to get to.

00:12:01.000 And let me just...

00:12:02.000 We're going to talk about Snap.

00:12:03.000 We're going to talk about what's going...

00:12:04.000 You see people now with social media this era.

00:12:07.000 They take something good and then pervert it into something that is no longer good.

00:12:13.000 Now, for example, a morning routine Is very important, right?

00:12:16.000 We even know about this as Christians.

00:12:18.000 Then, of course, you go to Marcus Aurelius, who wrote about it in Meditations.

00:12:20.000 A morning routine is very important.

00:12:21.000 Do your most intense activities in the morning.

00:12:23.000 Be productive.

00:12:24.000 But then that gets warped in the era of social media self-affirmation, which is really glorification, where this man, and it's going viral, posted his morning routine, and it may become one of the most viral videos in X history.

00:12:39.000 I would wager it's because he gets nothing done for like five hours, but watch it.

00:12:46.000 3.53.

00:12:48.000 Tape on the mouth gimmick.

00:12:51.000 Steroids, don't talk about that. 0.94

00:12:53.000 Bottled glass water, okay.

00:12:58.000 Goes out.

00:13:01.000 17 minutes.

00:13:03.000 Sit on chair.

00:13:07.000 So we're going to be serious about the Lord's business.

00:13:11.000 So that's 45 minutes of listening to After Bowl.

00:13:14.000 You gotta do, and by the way, you need a glass-bottled water for your ice face bath.

00:13:19.000 Yeah. Affirmation shirt.

00:13:22.000 Affirmation shirt.

00:13:23.000 Good. Compression socks that do nothing.

00:13:26.000 Man bag.

00:13:28.000 Game! Condoms, put them in. 0.99

00:13:31.000 Hey, by the way, take this and now do kids.

00:13:36.000 7.30.

00:13:37.000 All right.

00:13:38.000 Goes to the nice rooftop pool.

00:13:41.000 Bad dive.

00:13:46.000 He's now been up for four hours and accomplished nothing.

00:13:48.000 *laughter* *laughter* *laughter*

00:13:54.000 Banana on the face.

00:13:56.000 Well, we won't touch that.

00:13:56.000 No, no, we're going to stay there.

00:13:58.000 Okay. So looking at it, bro, we got to go ahead and get in at least 10,000.

00:14:01.000 Thank you.

00:14:09.000 Of course, more glass of bottled water.

00:14:11.000 Now, notice that his work consisted of telling someone else that he should put in more money.

00:14:16.000 It was six minutes.

00:14:18.000 Yes, of work.

00:14:19.000 From 3.53 until 9.30.

00:14:22.000 Six minutes of it was productive.

00:14:26.000 This is the problem with social.

00:14:27.000 If you follow every gimmick on social media, oh, I've got to do tapes that I breathe the right way. 0.66

00:14:31.000 Oh, I have to use this water because otherwise I'm going to have small balls and I'm going to have Xenowesterns. 1.00

00:14:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:14:36.000 I now got to do the cold plunge.

00:14:37.000 You can't get anything.

00:14:38.000 By the way, I'm someone who's been up at around 4 o'clock for like a decade.

00:14:42.000 But you get up and you start working.

00:14:44.000 So please, don't just start a routine for the sake of a routine.

00:14:48.000 Try and focus on what it is that matters.

00:14:51.000 You know, like your family, like work, and not mouth tape, glass bottle, water.

00:14:55.000 How many face ice baths does he need?

00:14:57.000 A couple at least.

00:14:58.000 What, was he stung by a bunch of bees?

00:15:01.000 Wait, you don't set up a camera for every moment of your morning routine?

00:15:04.000 No. And if I did, I'd probably put on a better show.

00:15:07.000 I wouldn't be just, yeah, yo, set up the camera of me listening to somebody telling me that I should be more me.

00:15:14.000 And I put on a shirt that says I'm worthy, because I always forget.

00:15:18.000 How much do you want to bet he's selling fitness advice?

00:15:20.000 How much do you want to bet he's selling influence advice?

00:15:22.000 Hold on.

00:15:22.000 Somebody pull this up.

00:15:23.000 The post right below is where you can buy the merch.

00:15:25.000 Ah, okay.

00:15:26.000 Can you buy those glass water bottles?

00:15:28.000 I think it's him.

00:15:29.000 I don't know if it's 100%.

00:15:29.000 I think he's not American.

00:15:31.000 I think he's somewhere abroad where I know a lot of people don't recommend doing anything with faucet water.

00:15:38.000 With faucet water.

00:15:39.000 With tap water.

00:15:40.000 Okay. Yeah, thank you.

00:15:41.000 Tap water is the word I'm looking for.

00:15:42.000 I guess that makes sense.

00:15:42.000 So he needs the most expensive bottled water money can buy.

00:15:47.000 Please, guys, look, let me just give you something.

00:15:49.000 Look, get up early, set a routine, stick to it, great.

00:15:52.000 Diet, exercise, sleep.

00:15:54.000 And by that, you can train a couple times a week, three times a week, eat sensibly healthy, right?

00:15:58.000 That's all, okay, meat, fruit, veggies, whatever.

00:16:01.000 Try and keep sugar to a minimum. 0.54

00:16:02.000 Try and get seven hours of sleep.

00:16:03.000 Guess what?

00:16:04.000 You'll be ahead of 90% of the game.

00:16:06.000 If you attempt to do that, it'll never get done.

00:16:08.000 You'll be unproductive like that, man.

00:16:10.000 And rub banana peel on your face, you would have 95% of the game.

00:16:13.000 Why? It was like EBT motivation.

00:16:17.000 It's like, yo, if you don't actually have to produce anything, you could do this for like 9 hours a day and tell somebody, 10,000?

00:16:23.000 How about 15?

00:16:24.000 He said no, I said okay.

00:16:26.000 That was 10 minutes of work.

00:16:28.000 What does he do for a living?

00:16:29.000 Just that?

00:16:30.000 I guess.

00:16:30.000 You gotta put in at least 10,000, bro.

00:16:32.000 Ooh, I had a good day.

00:16:36.000 What time is his wake-up time?

00:16:37.000 The first thing was 3.52 changing to 3.53.

00:16:40.000 Yeah. So he's waking up at 3.50 or 3.45?

00:16:43.000 He also doesn't include the injections of Nandrolone that he does every day.

00:16:47.000 Well, there was 12 hours on account of it.

00:16:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:49.000 With some gynecomastia.

00:16:51.000 Yes. All right, let's move on to someone who is quite productive.

00:16:54.000 There have been so many wins this week.

00:16:56.000 This is just sort of, we just had to rack them all up.

00:16:59.000 It's hard.

00:17:00.000 It's hard to keep them in track.

00:17:02.000 It's hard to keep them what?

00:17:03.000 It's hard to keep track.

00:17:04.000 You know what?

00:17:04.000 This is time for Trump wins.

00:17:05.000 All he do is win, win, win Because he's Trump, Trump, that's true He let go line He's in the dust, dust And now that he is in We're getting back to building this amazing nation And we gonna stay there Yeah!

00:17:20.000 Alright, now some of these are wins.

00:17:22.000 You can check the references.

00:17:23.000 Link in the description.

00:17:24.000 We have them every day.

00:17:25.000 You may not even realize needed to win on these.

00:17:29.000 You go, wait, wait, wait, we were doing that?

00:17:30.000 First example.

00:17:31.000 The United States government cut...

00:17:34.000 Funding to Australian universities, and they're doing this to see if the funding that they're sending to Australian universities is actually helpful, or if we're funding, you know, like anti-American, anti-Western, pro-communist sentiment.

00:17:47.000 It's about like $600 million, and I know what you're thinking.

00:17:51.000 Wait, we were spending money on Australian universities?

00:17:54.000 Turn it back into a penal colony.

00:17:56.000 I agree, but here's a news update.

00:18:02.000 Good! Good!

00:18:11.000 Good! Education Department says the total amount of funding cut by the U.S. is unclear.

00:18:33.000 Well, I'm pretty sure it'll be clear soon.

00:18:35.000 All of it.

00:18:36.000 How about that?

00:18:36.000 I think let's just make it all of it.

00:18:38.000 You know, we go back in time and you have sort of, OK, if we thought communism might be rising up somewhere, we might help with a quiet coup.

00:18:46.000 Yeah. Or we had the blacklist, right?

00:18:48.000 We'll send you some guns.

00:18:49.000 Yeah, the blacklist where it's like, hey, we think there might be some communists among us.

00:18:51.000 Let's blacklist them. 0.65

00:18:52.000 Let's purge them.

00:18:53.000 OK, that's pretty extreme.

00:18:54.000 We're now at the point where we're going.

00:18:56.000 Wait a second.

00:18:57.000 We sent you $600 million?

00:19:00.000 You're not using that to fund communism, are you?

00:19:05.000 Now get out of town!

00:19:07.000 Are you sure?

00:19:07.000 Are you sure you don't have Marxist professors who are teaching the destruction of Western civilization?

00:19:11.000 I've never heard of it before.

00:19:15.000 So here, look, these are some other questions in the survey.

00:19:18.000 It says, can you confirm that your agency has not collaborated with terrorists, cartels, or traffickers?

00:19:22.000 Does the product encourage partners to adopt policies and take action to respect their national sovereignty and culture, strengthen patriotic values, and reduce dependence on external institutions?

00:19:30.000 Does your organization encourage free speech and encourage open debate and free sharing of information?

00:19:35.000 Yes or no?

00:19:37.000 This is a good point that actually George the Greek made.

00:19:40.000 Donald Trump, this administration, is making it clear, hey, are you taking part in Western civilization and preserving Western civilization and our values?

00:19:49.000 Because if not, you don't get to be a part of this gravy train that is the United States.

00:19:52.000 You don't get to be a part of what it is that we're building here.

00:19:54.000 You don't get $600 million to try and subvert the institutions.

00:19:59.000 And not just the institutions.

00:20:00.000 I don't mean, for example, judges or the education system.

00:20:04.000 I mean, values.

00:20:06.000 The foundational principles and values.

00:20:08.000 We're not giving you money if you are attacking them.

00:20:11.000 That's a new direction.

00:20:13.000 That is a shift.

00:20:14.000 And by the way, Aussie officials, they said that the survey amounts to, quote, foreign interference.

00:20:21.000 The survey does?

00:20:23.000 No, I would argue that sending you hundreds of millions of dollars is more foreign interference.

00:20:28.000 We're just solving the problem and getting rid of the interference.

00:20:32.000 Yes, sorry for the interference.

00:20:33.000 We'll take it back.

00:20:34.000 Look, we're sorry for interfering.

00:20:35.000 We will no longer interfere.

00:20:37.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:20:38.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:20:42.000 We were talking about, you know, we got some good-looking Sheilas. 1.00

00:20:48.000 Don't want to lose them, huh?

00:20:50.000 Everything that bites, stings, or rattles?

00:20:52.000 We got over here.

00:20:53.000 You want some of those?

00:20:53.000 No, we don't really want them.

00:20:54.000 We don't really want to go there because I don't want to die by nature's cruelest trick that is Australia.

00:20:59.000 So this President Trump effect is actually, it's sweeping the globe at this point, and it's literally causing PTSD in the outback.

00:21:37.000 music* All the way!

00:21:42.000 Don't believe everything you hear.

00:21:43.000 Hey, Hugh Jackman, he's straight as an arrow.

00:21:50.000 That's just the first win.

00:21:51.000 Sorry, we have a lot more to get to, like Venezuelan crime gangs, and we'll get to what we're doing with China.

00:21:55.000 But here's the thing.

00:21:56.000 We need to actually support our own.

00:21:58.000 The never-ending supply of you, the American worker. 0.96

00:22:01.000 I'm tired of saying taxpayers.

00:22:02.000 You, the American worker.

00:22:04.000 You. When people say taxpayers, they mean you.

00:22:06.000 Do you work?

00:22:06.000 Do you pay taxes?

00:22:07.000 Are you productive?

00:22:09.000 Do you take care of your family?

00:22:10.000 Okay, you are the person who subsidizes the world.

00:22:12.000 You are the person who is spending 600-something million dollars in Australia.

00:22:17.000 It's Americans right now who are actually fighting PTSD, for example, from things like high interest rates on their mortgages.

00:22:23.000 Good news is, there's a fix for that.

00:22:27.000 And the cat was happily reunited with its family, but the giraffe still remains at large.

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00:23:59.000 Gotta say that so I guess we don't get sued.

00:24:02.000 Here's another win that we have.

00:24:04.000 I'm just going to wrap.

00:24:04.000 There's so many.

00:24:05.000 I'll go through these pretty quickly.

00:24:05.000 Pressure came from Donald Trump.

00:24:07.000 Flights of migrants back to Venezuela. 0.59

00:24:09.000 And by the way, we checked.

00:24:10.000 None of the Miss Universe contestants were on them, so you don't need to know.

00:24:13.000 The Trump administration has resumed deportation flights to Venezuela.

00:24:19.000 Nearly 200 migrant deportees arrived in Caracas from the United States last night, just one day after the Venezuelan government reached a new agreement with the White House.

00:24:30.000 The Venezuelan government had been accepting deportation flights, but that came to a halt earlier this month when the White House revoked a Biden-era policy that allowed Venezuela to produce and export more oil.

00:24:42.000 So anyways, they were like, ah, we're not going to take any more, and Donald Trump said, okay, well, we have a few things that we could use here to make it seem they're like, okay, okay, okay, we give.

00:24:49.000 We'll take him back.

00:24:51.000 I know sometimes you guys think it's not that simple.

00:24:53.000 Sometimes it is.

00:24:55.000 It's very simple.

00:24:56.000 Yeah. I don't know if you know this, but we're the ones kind of holding the cards here, the United States.

00:24:59.000 Here's another one.

00:25:00.000 This is breaking this morning.

00:25:01.000 The White House just announced that the UAE is going to invest $1.4 trillion in the United States over the next decade.

00:25:07.000 So that includes AI infrastructure, semiconductors, energy, American manufacturing.

00:25:11.000 That's a big one.

00:25:12.000 Here's another win involving a nation that you never thought I would mention, along with win in the same sentence.

00:25:17.000 Democratic Republic of Congo.

00:25:20.000 The United States now is actually going to be likely taking over the mineral rights or being involved with the mining rights for some rare earth minerals in Congo.

00:25:30.000 No white gorillas with laser guns, but it turns out that's not real.

00:25:34.000 The Democratic Republic of Congo says it will not rule out giving the U.S. access to its vast mineral wealth in return for security guarantees.

00:25:43.000 The statement comes as the M23 armed group...

00:25:47.000 Backed by Rwanda continues its advance in the eastern part of the DRC. 0.95

00:25:51.000 If among those partners we want to export our mineral resources, we have Americans. 0.98

00:25:57.000 I think that was the main idea for the president.

00:26:00.000 Yeah! Yeah, it's the main idea.

00:26:02.000 The Congo, they've been fighting with Rwandan rebels for a while, right?

00:26:04.000 They've captured some of the mining areas.

00:26:06.000 If the United States ends up with control over these mineral rights, guess what?

00:26:09.000 We'll actually provide some security.

00:26:11.000 They're better off.

00:26:12.000 We're better off.

00:26:12.000 Somewhere in there, some people are getting AIDS.

00:26:14.000 That's never a good thing, but it happens.

00:26:17.000 That is not our fault.

00:26:18.000 It happens.

00:26:18.000 It's the land of AIDS.

00:26:19.000 By the way, Congo is believed to have...

00:26:23.000 Well, Congo and the cast of Rent.

00:26:28.000 $24 trillion.

00:26:30.000 In untapped mineral resources, including cobalt, gold, copper, lithium. 1.00

00:26:35.000 Let's tap that ass. 1.00

00:26:36.000 Yes. No, the lithium. 1.00

00:26:38.000 Tap that mine.

00:26:39.000 Yeah, tap that mine.

00:26:41.000 Back that mine caught up.

00:26:43.000 Now, if we don't do this, here's a good example, too.

00:26:46.000 Sometimes we'll go, oh, imperialism.

00:26:47.000 Okay, look, the United States is the worst empire ever because, for example, empires don't typically send $600 million to a country that they haven't colonized, like Australia, for education, where they indoctrinate people to hate America.

00:26:59.000 We are not a good empire.

00:27:01.000 An empire, by the way, takes resources.

00:27:05.000 Nation building, which we do, which I don't support, is...

00:27:08.000 Please comment below.

00:27:10.000 What do you think?

00:27:10.000 Are we an empire?

00:27:11.000 Or are we nation builders?

00:27:14.000 We're the friendly neighborhood empire.

00:27:16.000 Well, pretty much because we actually give them stuff.

00:27:18.000 For example, we go in and quote-unquote liberate countries and ask for nothing more than the land in which to bury the dead who fought for it.

00:27:25.000 Now, it doesn't mean that it works out because the Middle East is a cesspool of filth and sadness, right? 1.00

00:27:28.000 They don't have the same mindset.

00:27:30.000 They don't share Western values.

00:27:31.000 But this idea that the United States is an evil empire, no, but I think we should start acting more empire-like because we need to stop being exploited.

00:27:38.000 And you have to ask yourself, okay, what's the flip side of that?

00:27:41.000 If the United States, for example, doesn't step in in Congo, who will?

00:27:43.000 China. Do you think China is going to, for example, acknowledge human rights more than the United States?

00:27:51.000 Do you think they're going to engage in safer environmental practices?

00:27:55.000 Do you want them to get a leg up over us? 1.00

00:27:56.000 Because someone is going to get the rights.

00:27:58.000 And by the way, Congo's not going to become an empire anytime soon because they're the cradle of civilization and they still haven't figured it out.

00:28:04.000 Yes, Josh?

00:28:05.000 I was going to say, isn't China already in one of the Congos?

00:28:08.000 There's like a different Congo.

00:28:09.000 They're all over the place over there and they're super racist and they're still going over there doing deals.

00:28:13.000 Yes. It's crazy. 0.88

00:28:15.000 The Chinese are incredibly racist. 1.00

00:28:16.000 Incredibly so. 1.00

00:28:17.000 And so are the Japanese, but then their racism is mainly aimed at each other. 0.99

00:28:19.000 Isn't that funny?

00:28:20.000 They look largely the same to us.

00:28:21.000 I can't tell them apart, but they're racist against each other.

00:28:25.000 To me, it's fun.

00:28:27.000 Me so sorry!

00:28:28.000 No, you're not.

00:28:29.000 This is a long time coming, but Congo had a great negotiator.

00:28:32.000 Final deal is not done.

00:28:34.000 We actually do have audio from President Trump negotiating with the emcee-in-chief.

00:28:39.000 Look, we're very excited about this deal for Mineral.

00:28:43.000 Excuse me, you're changing the terms last minute.

00:28:46.000 That's not what we had agreed.

00:28:49.000 Well, frankly, that's a good point, you.

00:28:52.000 You drive a hard bargain, but they shat the right guy.

00:28:57.000 Me too.

00:29:02.000 You know what?

00:29:03.000 I'd like to have MC Baba across the table.

00:29:05.000 That's true.

00:29:06.000 It's fun that he understands him.

00:29:07.000 It's like when you see one of the Jedi talk into a TV. 0.50

00:29:10.000 I speak Baba.

00:29:10.000 I speak so much.

00:29:12.000 People always say, whoa, you speak such good Baba.

00:29:16.000 He gets deals done.

00:29:17.000 Or is it MC for short?

00:29:19.000 I don't know.

00:29:19.000 So you can comment too.

00:29:21.000 What win would you most like to see? 0.79

00:29:23.000 And by the way, the win I'd most like to see is YouTube to die permanently.

00:29:28.000 But get this out on social.

00:29:29.000 We are no longer streaming to YouTube.

00:29:31.000 There is no more live streaming to YouTube.

00:29:33.000 Best way to stay in touch, download the app.

00:29:35.000 Download the Rumble app.

00:29:37.000 And follow us. 0.92

00:29:38.000 You get notifications when we go live and you don't get notifications for other crap. 0.72

00:29:42.000 You get notifications for the live shows.

00:29:44.000 Rumble owns live.

00:29:46.000 I think we have some more wins, but you know what?

00:29:48.000 Let's get to...

00:29:49.000 Ah, we're going over time.

00:29:50.000 The constitutional crisis.

00:29:51.000 You guys been paying attention to this?

00:29:52.000 Oh, I've heard a thing or two.

00:29:54.000 There's a constitutional crisis.

00:29:55.000 I'm scared.

00:29:56.000 Brewing. I don't know if you know this, but there's a constitutional crisis.

00:30:00.000 A what?

00:30:01.000 If you say it three times, then people understand.

00:30:02.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:30:03.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:30:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:30:04.000 The crisis of the Constitution.

00:30:05.000 Yeah, it's a crisis of the Constitution because a judge wants to be president.

00:30:08.000 It turns out that he shouldn't be president and he shouldn't be able to act executively like the president.

00:30:13.000 But the left believes that one of 900 or any of the 900 judges should be able to do that.

00:30:17.000 And if the president says, hey, no, you can't do that, well, then we find ourselves at this impasse of a constitutional crisis.

00:30:25.000 So for weeks now, we've been exploring a question.

00:30:27.000 Are we in a constitutional crisis?

00:30:29.000 The answer is yes.

00:30:31.000 Do you agree is the United States in a constitutional crisis?

00:30:34.000 Yes, I do.

00:30:36.000 Kristen and democracy is at risk.

00:30:39.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:30:40.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:30:41.000 We could be...

00:30:43.000 Heading for a constitutional crisis.

00:30:45.000 We are witnessing a constitutional crisis.

00:30:47.000 I believe we are in a constitutional crisis.

00:30:50.000 And in some ways saying we are in a constitutional crisis does not convey the gravity of the situation.

00:30:55.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:30:56.000 We have a constitutional crisis.

00:30:58.000 The Attorney General of New Jersey and the Attorney General of Minnesota both said we are in a constitutional crisis.

00:31:03.000 We're on the precipice of a constitutional crisis.

00:31:06.000 We are really in a constitutional crisis.

00:31:08.000 People throw around the term constitutional crisis all the time.

00:31:12.000 Now, that term, constitutional crisis, is back.

00:31:17.000 Okay. When did it go away?

00:31:19.000 Constitutional crisis.

00:31:21.000 I had a stroke today.

00:31:22.000 I looked like Schumer.

00:31:23.000 By the way, I'm laughing so hard because on CNN, look, education department workers get 30 minutes to collect belongings.

00:31:27.000 They just showed them crying.

00:31:28.000 Let's hear what Chance has to say.

00:31:29.000 And it feels devastating to me, you know, coming here and packing up my bags, you know, and not knowing when I'm going to get a next paycheck.

00:31:40.000 Yeah, that's called getting fired.

00:31:41.000 I mean, has anyone here ever been fired?

00:31:43.000 I feel like everyone here has been fired at least once, right?

00:31:46.000 I wanted to hear more of her speaking improper English. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Yes, exactly.

00:31:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:53.000 This is some of the educational department.

00:31:55.000 Hey, comment.

00:31:55.000 You guys ever been fired?

00:31:57.000 You know, like, that's a part of life. 0.96

00:31:59.000 It's not fun, and it sucks.

00:32:00.000 And by the way, we take no joy whenever we have to, but we've had to fire people. 0.99

00:32:03.000 Well, I got to shoot the guy doing the button.

00:32:05.000 We've also had to fire people who've shown up to work lit.

00:32:09.000 And I don't know, because they have a great morning routine.

00:32:10.000 They've been up since 3.53.

00:32:12.000 It's like, how do you still show up lit?

00:32:15.000 Vodka in those bottles.

00:32:17.000 But they see this as a violation of fundamental human rights.

00:32:19.000 They see this right now as a constitutional crisis where some judge who hasn't been elected cannot usurp the authority of the president.

00:32:26.000 I'm going to pack my bags and go and do a thing.

00:32:28.000 Yeah, I'm going to pack my bags and go buy some...

00:32:31.000 About some Coca-Cola Classic.

00:32:32.000 Half an hour.

00:32:33.000 With snack.

00:32:34.000 I'm a snack.

00:32:35.000 You have ten minutes.

00:32:36.000 Get out.

00:32:37.000 So last week, President Trump called for the impeachment of crooked judges on Truth Social.

00:32:41.000 This is the reason they claimed constitutional crisis.

00:32:44.000 I'll read this for you for those of you who missed it.

00:32:46.000 This radical left lunatic of a judge, a troublemaker, an agitator who was sadly appointed by Barack Hussein Obama, was not elected president.

00:32:56.000 He didn't win the popular vote. 0.93

00:32:58.000 By a lot!

00:33:01.000 He didn't win all seven swing states!

00:33:04.000 All caps.

00:33:05.000 He didn't win 2750 to 525 counties.

00:33:10.000 That was me.

00:33:13.000 He didn't win anything!

00:33:14.000 I just love the caps.

00:33:16.000 I know.

00:33:17.000 I'm just doing what the voters wanted me to do.

00:33:19.000 This judge, like many of the crooked judges I am forced to appear before, should be impeached.

00:33:25.000 And this is one of the things people are making a big deal out of the call to impeach.

00:33:29.000 That's very unlikely to happen.

00:33:31.000 Right, but it's all caps and three exclamation points, so you mispronounced it.

00:33:33.000 Can you please do it correctly?

00:33:36.000 Impeached! Okay, there we go.

00:33:37.000 Thank you.

00:33:38.000 So this prompted a rebuke from, who many people believe to be compromised, Chief Justice Roberts.

00:33:45.000 Here you have Chief Justice John Roberts appearing to push back on statements President Trump made earlier today suggesting that a judge, James Bosberg, who of course temporarily blocked deportations by the Trump administration, or at least tried to, should be impeached.

00:34:01.000 And here the Chief Justice writes...

00:34:03.000 For more than two centuries, it has been established that impeachment is not an appropriate response to disagreement concerning a judicial decision.

00:34:12.000 The normal appellate review process exists for that purpose.

00:34:17.000 Right, but we'll get into the problem with the appellate process. 0.77

00:34:20.000 So let me give you some key facts here.

00:34:22.000 Key fact number one.

00:34:24.000 And let me set the premise.

00:34:25.000 I actually agree that there may be a constitutional crisis, but not for the reasons that they are claiming.

00:34:29.000 There may be a constitutional crisis because you have people acting as...

00:34:32.000 Put it simply, president who are not president.

00:34:35.000 A president signs an action.

00:34:38.000 A president makes an executive order.

00:34:40.000 And a judge, who is not elected, goes, no, no, no, I'm going to do the opposite of that.

00:34:45.000 That judge is now de facto president, and you didn't vote for that person.

00:34:47.000 So the key fact here, let's start with, judges are deliberately usurping power and violating the authority of the executive branch.

00:34:55.000 You cannot have a democracy where single individual district court judges can assume the full total powers of the commander-in-chief.

00:35:03.000 Even on the Supreme Court, it takes agreement of five Supreme Court justices to change a federal policy.

00:35:11.000 Five. A single district court judge out of 700 cannot set policy for the entire nation, let alone on national security and public safety issues.

00:35:19.000 Think about that for a second.

00:35:20.000 That's no small thing.

00:35:22.000 Yes. The Supreme Court justices, they all have to come to a majority decision, right?

00:35:26.000 We know that.

00:35:27.000 We've been through some major, some landmark cases.

00:35:30.000 And in this case, some random judge who hasn't been elected, who may have nothing to do with his president, can impose a nationwide injunction to stop the president of the United States.

00:35:42.000 And that's exactly what is happening over lay B1.

00:35:44.000 So really, just political opponents can shop for one out of the 900 or so judges across the country.

00:35:51.000 And hey, who cares about the Supreme Court?

00:35:52.000 Hey, who cares about the executive branch?

00:35:54.000 This one judge said so.

00:35:55.000 They are acting as de facto president.

00:35:58.000 Now, technically, the injunctions, I get it, they only pause the actions.

00:36:01.000 But let's be clear about this.

00:36:03.000 That's basically a block because the president is only president for four years.

00:36:07.000 In this case, we know there isn't going to be another term.

00:36:09.000 And the cases can often take years to go through that process.

00:36:13.000 So a pause is a block for the entirety, potentially, of his administration.

00:36:17.000 Yes. Some guy who you didn't vote for.

00:36:19.000 In some place where you don't even live, decides what the rest of the country lives with.

00:36:23.000 Hey, remember that vote that you cast?

00:36:25.000 Doesn't matter.

00:36:26.000 Yeah. The injunction's also a clever way to have cover while doing it. 0.93

00:36:29.000 Oh, I just wanted to stop and take a look at this long enough to make sure that we were doing it correctly.

00:36:33.000 I didn't say that you broke the law, necessarily.

00:36:35.000 I just issued the injunction to make sure that we could look into it for a couple of years until you're gone.

00:36:40.000 Right. Imagine you're working at your job and someone comes in.

00:36:43.000 Right? Not someone who is your boss.

00:36:45.000 Not a supervisor.

00:36:46.000 Not a manager.

00:36:47.000 Some third party who you've never seen who has nothing to do with your company.

00:36:50.000 He goes, hey, hey, by the way, we're not firing you.

00:36:52.000 We're just going to pause your job without pay until further review.

00:36:56.000 We have to make sure that the system is going according to plan.

00:36:59.000 And your boss is going, no, no, no, I don't want to fire him.

00:37:01.000 Yeah, I know, but I have the authority too.

00:37:02.000 So you're paused without pay.

00:37:04.000 This may take two, three, four years to work out.

00:37:06.000 But you're not fired.

00:37:06.000 Not fired.

00:37:07.000 I wouldn't do that.

00:37:09.000 Just... A pause.

00:37:10.000 Yes. That's what we're dealing with here.

00:37:12.000 Here's a key fact on number two.

00:37:15.000 This is where political biases come in.

00:37:17.000 These judges hate President Trump.

00:37:20.000 And what that really means is they hate you, the American worker, the American voter, the person who you voted for.

00:37:26.000 They revile you.

00:37:28.000 So, Judge Bosberg, who just basically blocked Trump's deportation flights, or tried to, let me give you some background on him.

00:37:34.000 All references available, link in the description.

00:37:36.000 He attended a seminar by Rodell Leadership Institute who have anti-Trump leaders, funding sources.

00:37:42.000 He also oversaw some grand jury matters that related to President Trump's January 6th case, the classified documents case.

00:37:48.000 He also ordered Mike Pence to testify in Jack Smith's case against Donald Trump.

00:37:53.000 Yeah, basically, I think, too, on the January 6th thing, he said laws, strict enough laws did not exist to be able to cover that.

00:38:00.000 He wanted more severe penalties to be imposed on the people on January 6th.

00:38:03.000 This is an activist.

00:38:04.000 Yes. It's very clear that this is an activist.

00:38:06.000 Doesn't he have a job, like a district to represent?

00:38:08.000 You would think so.

00:38:10.000 You would think he should do his job as judge, but this is also, that brings us to another point, these lower court actions, these blocks...

00:38:18.000 They're not even close.

00:38:19.000 This doesn't exist in a vacuum.

00:38:20.000 When you compare it to previous presidents.

00:38:23.000 So, let's look at the total for Biden.

00:38:25.000 The total, as far as blocks under Biden, and that was a high number, was 14. The total under Barack Obama, 12. The total under George W. Bush, meaning district courts, district judges, how many times they blocked the president's agenda?

00:38:38.000 Nine weeks into President Trump's second term?

00:38:41.000 15. Gosh.

00:38:43.000 15. More than Biden in just nine weeks.

00:38:49.000 Wow. Does that prove bias?

00:38:52.000 Maybe it's just a happy coincidence for these judges.

00:38:55.000 By the way, do you think that these judges, do you think our justice system that may be looking at some kind of reform, they may have a vested interest in the status quo if they're looking at an administration who says, hey, we have to root out corruption and waste.

00:39:05.000 Hey, who knows?

00:39:06.000 But good news is the judges try and block that too.

00:39:09.000 By the way, 90% of these blocks, of the 15 blocks in the first nine weeks, They came from Democrat-appointed judges.

00:39:16.000 This one judge here, people will say, oh, he was appointed by George W. And then he was elevated by Barack Obama.

00:39:20.000 And that's one of the exceptions.

00:39:21.000 90% of the 15 blocks in the first nine weeks have come from judges appointed by Democrats.

00:39:28.000 It's the ghost of the tyrant still hanging around here.

00:39:33.000 You voted in something different.

00:39:34.000 These judges say, no, no, no, no.

00:39:36.000 I was appointed by the guy who was precisely the reason that the Americans voted for something different.

00:39:40.000 But you know what?

00:39:41.000 No. Status quo.

00:39:43.000 And people talk about destroying democracy?

00:39:46.000 Yeah. This is a constitutional crisis.

00:39:49.000 You know what?

00:39:49.000 This is pulling at the threat of democracy by having unelected judges doing the bidding of one party that, by the way, isn't even in power anymore, but they're still kind of in power.

00:39:59.000 Think of how scary that is.

00:40:01.000 How's that protecting democracy?

00:40:03.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:04.000 Why are they literally not voted in?

00:40:05.000 Exactly. Well, and especially on an issue that the American people have spoken broadly and loudly on for immigration.

00:40:10.000 That was one of the top reasons that he was elected president.

00:40:12.000 That judge went to that conference by the Rodell Institute.

00:40:15.000 It was actually one of the things.

00:40:16.000 They hated about Trump's policies was specifically the immigration policy.

00:40:20.000 Yep. So if I'm somebody who's on the other side, I'm like, he went to this conference funded by these people that don't like immigration policies.

00:40:26.000 I have an immigration issue with President Trump.

00:40:28.000 He's my guy.

00:40:28.000 Blocked flights of known violent felons.

00:40:32.000 Yes. So and I watched.

00:40:34.000 The legacy media, by the way, this weekend, they referred to all of them as undocumented citizens, undocumented people, undocumented workers.

00:40:43.000 These are gang members.

00:40:45.000 This is an 80-20 issue.

00:40:47.000 Even people who don't believe in a wall say, well, yeah, of course we should deport people from MS-13.

00:40:52.000 Of course we should deport people who are in violent criminal gangs.

00:40:54.000 This judge says no.

00:40:55.000 You want to talk about being out of touch with the American voting constituency?

00:41:00.000 Only right now, they have the power.

00:41:02.000 Of president.

00:41:03.000 What did you vote for?

00:41:04.000 Yeah, they're holding a hearing today on it, by the way.

00:41:06.000 You see, and it's talking about it.

00:41:07.000 You need Judge Dredd to be like, you betray the law.

00:41:09.000 That's right.

00:41:11.000 This person's acting like Judge Dredd.

00:41:12.000 I am the law!

00:41:13.000 No, you're not!

00:41:15.000 Seriously, a betrayal of the law.

00:41:16.000 Wait, hold on a second.

00:41:17.000 Breaking news, judge rules that can't be fired.

00:41:20.000 Ah, there you go.

00:41:21.000 That's the problem with those lifetime appointments.

00:41:23.000 Here's a key fact.

00:41:24.000 Not a fact, but let's go to category three, I guess.

00:41:28.000 There are some options here, though, in dealing with this constitutional crisis.

00:41:31.000 President Trump can get Congress, hopefully if they get their act together, pass laws codifying DOGE, their cuts, right, into law, like USA, Department of Education.

00:41:41.000 Passing laws clarifying birthright citizenship is not for illegals and not for children of illegals who came here specifically to have an anchor baby.

00:41:49.000 They can actually confirm, hopefully, the...

00:41:52.000 The president's power on issues like immigration or foreign policy, which fall firmly under the executive branch.

00:41:58.000 Yes, clearly.

00:41:59.000 You schoolhouse rock.

00:42:00.000 You have legislative, right?

00:42:01.000 You have judicial, you have executive.

00:42:03.000 And in this case, you don't even have the judicial because largely federally we think of the Supreme Court.

00:42:07.000 You have smaller local courts taking over the executive.

00:42:12.000 That's one thing we didn't really think would happen, huh?

00:42:14.000 No, absolutely not.

00:42:15.000 They've got to come up with a solution to this.

00:42:17.000 Otherwise, this is just a sham.

00:42:18.000 Yeah. Well, here's the thing.

00:42:20.000 You've got to get the Supreme Court to reign in these lower courts. 1.00

00:42:23.000 And actually, Pam Bondi, AG, who I think is on her 140,000th Fox News appearance.

00:42:32.000 She's the AG?

00:42:32.000 I thought she was the PR.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, well, you know, a little of column A, a little of column B. And yesterday she predicted this is going to happen with a judge like Bosberg.

00:42:40.000 What can you tell us about Judge Bosberg's ruling and whether or not the Supreme Court is going to get involved here?

00:42:48.000 Oh, the Supreme Court will get involved. 0.99

00:42:50.000 This is an out-of-control judge, a federal judge trying to control our entire foreign policy, and he cannot do it.

00:43:03.000 She's still not even that great at PR.

00:43:05.000 I think we just did a better job of it here.

00:43:08.000 But I get it.

00:43:11.000 And with all of these judges giving President Trump so much attention right now, it's a time where hopefully he has the right people around him.

00:43:18.000 He should seek some wise counsel.

00:43:19.000 And everyone is trying to get in on that game, including, by the way, someone who's walked a mile in his shoes, ex-President George W. Bush.

00:43:30.000 Here's some advice.

00:43:32.000 As president, it's tough being the center of attention.

00:43:36.000 Everybody always wants a piece of you.

00:43:39.000 But there's not enough of you to go around.

00:43:41.000 You need to make time for you.

00:43:44.000 I find that if you go into the Oval Office, put a tie on the door handle, you can be reading your magazines or doing your Sudoku, but everyone thinks you're in there getting nookie.

00:43:54.000 music Look, let me wrap this up here with maybe an analogy that you can understand, okay, or will help you.

00:44:07.000 Let's say you're on a commercial flight.

00:44:09.000 I don't know.

00:44:10.000 American, Delta, Spirit, if you want to lose a weave. 1.00

00:44:14.000 Southwest and Southwest.

00:44:15.000 But the point remains, so you have a pilot, you have a co-pilot.

00:44:19.000 Okay. So let's say you're heading to, I don't know, the Bahamas.

00:44:23.000 Someone in coach speaks up, chimes in and says, no, no, no, no, no.

00:44:28.000 Hey, you know what?

00:44:29.000 I'm going into the cockpit and we're redirecting this flight.

00:44:32.000 And everyone in there who paid for a ticket.

00:44:34.000 To go to the Bahamas and go, hey, what's going on?

00:44:36.000 Hey, hey, stop him from getting into the cockpit.

00:44:38.000 They go, no, no, hold on a second.

00:44:39.000 There's a process to do that and we're not going to be able to get through that process until we land.

00:44:43.000 So he goes in, redirects you, and then on the ground they say, well, we're going through the process to see if this is something that we should have been doing.

00:44:49.000 Yeah, but I didn't want to be in Haiti! 0.97

00:44:52.000 Now I'm in Haiti!

00:44:53.000 The problem is already here!

00:44:55.000 And how'd you get by the first class curtain?

00:44:58.000 Who could penetrate that force?

00:44:59.000 Well, this guy did!

00:45:00.000 We're supposed to have safeguards in place, and instead we're going, no, no, no, no, no, go through the process.

00:45:04.000 So instead of the pilot, who was the designated pilot, you have some random person in coach saying, no, no, no, I'm deciding for the rest of the plane.

00:45:13.000 That's this judge.

00:45:14.000 And by the way, let's go through some other examples.

00:45:16.000 Who do you want? 0.96

00:45:17.000 You may not like Donald Trump, but at least you know he was elected, at least you know.

00:45:21.000 That a plurality, if not significant, majority of Americans voted for him.

00:45:26.000 We went through the process.

00:45:28.000 Everyone knows how this election went.

00:45:29.000 It's one of the few elections in recent memory that has not been questioned by the left or the right.

00:45:33.000 Do you want that guy, the commander-in-chief, the executive who was voted in to make these decisions?

00:45:39.000 Or, let me give you some specific examples.

00:45:41.000 Could be any one of these unelected judges.

00:45:44.000 Like Tanya Chitkin.

00:45:45.000 She was the judge in the Trump January 6th case, despite her bias against January 6ers.

00:45:51.000 She recommended sentences even above what the DOJ suggested.

00:45:54.000 You want her making decisions as it relates to all of you in the United States?

00:45:58.000 How about this guy, John McConnell?

00:46:00.000 He's a leftist judge who blocked the U.S. aid.

00:46:03.000 Other cuts?

00:46:03.000 No, no, no.

00:46:04.000 You can't make those cuts, which are overwhelmingly...

00:46:06.000 Supported by you.

00:46:07.000 He also said that he wanted to apply laws to minorities to, quote, meet them where they are, meaning different standards of application of law depending on your race.

00:46:17.000 How about Anna Race? 0.91

00:46:18.000 She's one of those judges. 0.99

00:46:19.000 She's an LGBTQAI judge who blocked the military trans ban, which is overwhelmingly supported. 1.00

00:46:25.000 Do you want these judges to be in charge, or do you want the guy who was elected?

00:46:29.000 And by the way, that question goes for you Democrats, because you can elect someone next time.

00:46:33.000 And the same thing can happen.

00:46:34.000 Well, speaking of bands, really quickly, since we're off of YouTube right now, we no longer have to worry about that, but we are actually now able to sell the Socialism is for Fig shirt.

00:46:42.000 Oh, that's right.

00:46:44.000 And you guys all wore it.

00:46:46.000 Yeah. That's very nice.

00:46:48.000 Wait, you know what?

00:46:49.000 I noticed that Josh doesn't have one.

00:46:51.000 So, Josh, where's your shirt?

00:46:52.000 What? Yeah.

00:46:53.000 Yeah. What are you?

00:46:54.000 Some kind of fig sympathizer? 1.00

00:46:56.000 Yeah. Josh, what are you, a figget? 1.00

00:46:58.000 A f-what? 1.00

00:46:59.000 FIGGET! FIGGET! 0.99

00:47:50.000 There we go.

00:47:52.000 There. That a boy.

00:47:54.000 The team player.

00:47:55.000 There's his shirt.

00:47:56.000 Get a nice shot of that.

00:47:57.000 CrowderShop.com.

00:47:59.000 For those of you who don't know the history, YouTube said that we literally couldn't be on YouTube if we sold this shirt off of YouTube.

00:48:06.000 They said as long as that shirt...

00:48:08.000 Is sold in the merch shop.

00:48:09.000 You can't be on YouTube if that link.

00:48:12.000 So we've just taken the link off of YouTube and now what is YouTube going to do?

00:48:15.000 It was our most popular shirt.

00:48:16.000 You can go and purchase it now at CrowderShop.com.

00:48:18.000 No mystery box needed.

00:48:19.000 For the first time in years.

00:48:21.000 In years.

00:48:21.000 Go get yours now.

00:48:22.000 I feel comfortable now.

00:48:23.000 I feel like me.

00:48:25.000 I've been really slow and boring today.

00:48:27.000 I feel like I'm about to kick it into high gear.

00:48:30.000 It's going to add some zest.

00:48:32.000 There's a little glass in this shirt, but I think that might be part of it.

00:48:35.000 The fiberglass is what makes it retain its shape.

00:48:37.000 This must be what Jesus felt like.

00:48:38.000 By the way, don't wash that on hot.

00:48:39.000 Do not wash that on hot.

00:48:40.000 No, don't do it.

00:48:41.000 You will be cut all over.

00:48:42.000 I wear it on hot.

00:48:44.000 I give that as a gift.

00:48:45.000 You know, people have talked about fake news, and that was a term that was used by the left, and then the left tried to, well, sorry, they tried to use it against the right, and then we co-opted it, and now they hate this term, fake news.

00:48:54.000 But it is a real thing.

00:48:55.000 And fake news can apply to most of legacy media, of course.

00:48:57.000 ABC, NBC, CNN, CBS, MSNBC, you know the whole list.

00:49:01.000 But it applies now online too, where you do have to be really careful with information that gets out there.

00:49:06.000 And so please, we make all the references available every single show.

00:49:09.000 Links in the description.

00:49:11.000 I encourage you to not take my word for it and do your own research.

00:49:15.000 Because this applies now to soda and snap.

00:49:20.000 Let me, before we get to this and get to...

00:49:23.000 The bad actors here who accepted money from big soda companies to tell you that conservatives should support junk food and SNAP.

00:49:30.000 Let me give you a concept.

00:49:31.000 It's novel here.

00:49:32.000 It's as simple as this.

00:49:34.000 You pay for it, whatever it is, food, healthcare.

00:49:37.000 You choose.

00:49:39.000 I pay for it.

00:49:41.000 You don't.

00:49:43.000 It's the difference between you going to the store and purchasing something for yourself, you can choose whatever you want, versus me getting you a gift.

00:49:51.000 You have no say in it.

00:49:52.000 It's the exact same thing I tell my kids.

00:49:55.000 At the ice cream truck.

00:49:56.000 I pay my rules.

00:49:58.000 I pay, you get Cheetos.

00:49:59.000 So, this brings us to the snap.

00:50:02.000 You pay, you get ice cream.

00:50:04.000 If you don't finish your Cheetos, you don't get your Takis.

00:50:06.000 Dad! Can I have an avocado?

00:50:08.000 No, you freak!

00:50:09.000 No. Corn chips.

00:50:13.000 So, over the weekend, you know, this whole thing.

00:50:15.000 Now, snap. 1.00

00:50:16.000 There's been discussion regarding...

00:50:18.000 Banning soda and junk food from Snap, right?

00:50:20.000 This is the government program that pays for people's food.

00:50:23.000 There were a bunch of influencers, many of whom were on the right, who copy-pasted talking points about Snap.

00:50:30.000 People on the right, trying to tell you this is a conservative idea, saying, a new war on soda has begun, targeting purchases made through Snap.

00:50:37.000 I don't believe it's the government's role.

00:50:39.000 To decide what people should or shouldn't eat.

00:50:42.000 Restricting soda through SNAP is an unnecessary move by the government to control consumption, overstepping its authority and infringing on individual liberty.

00:50:52.000 So this was framed.

00:50:53.000 You have the left who think that you can trim nothing from government, and now you have people on the right, so-called influencers, who reportedly, by the way, were offered up to $1,000 and were given direct talking points to try and advocate As though it's a libertarian or conservative point of view to keep junk food in SNAP.

00:51:12.000 And by the way, Nick Shorter was the one who reported on this.

00:51:14.000 Think about that.

00:51:15.000 So be very, very careful.

00:51:16.000 And by the way, I would not trust anyone who put these out there and copy-pasted these talking points.

00:51:21.000 They were even given the talking points about Donald Trump's Diet Coke button.

00:51:24.000 Yes. It's like that old sitcom bit with the friend in the bush telling you what to say to the girl in the window.

00:51:30.000 Yeah. Now tell her soda makes you super buff.

00:51:33.000 Yeah. Yeah, but he's paying him a thousand dollars.

00:51:36.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:37.000 Oh, big money.

00:51:38.000 Tell him that Thomas Jefferson would want you to have Fanta. 0.96

00:51:43.000 And to be fair, Eric Doherty, who posted this out there, he said, yeah, that was dumb of me. 0.89

00:51:47.000 Massive egg on my face.

00:51:48.000 In all seriousness, it won't happen again.

00:51:51.000 There's a good point to be made here.

00:51:53.000 It's just because you got caught.

00:51:54.000 Yeah. Like, oh man, I shouldn't have done that.

00:51:57.000 Should have been when you got the email saying, hey, will you say something stupid for a thousand dollars? 1.00

00:52:01.000 Egg on my face. 1.00

00:52:02.000 And also, Soda gives you great boners. 0.94

00:52:06.000 It also gets egg off of your face.

00:52:08.000 It's great as part of your nine-hour morning routine.

00:52:12.000 Those weren't bottled water.

00:52:13.000 They were sodas.

00:52:15.000 And Riley Gaines, you know, she's out there quite a bit as a commentator.

00:52:18.000 She said that she was offered money.

00:52:21.000 To make a post, and she said no.

00:52:22.000 So good for her.

00:52:23.000 Well, she saw the Sprite was actually a 7-up.

00:52:26.000 I'm more of a squirt person, maybe fresca.

00:52:28.000 But this is...

00:52:30.000 No, squirt and fresca. 0.75

00:52:31.000 Leah Thomas is more of a fresca.

00:52:34.000 Alright, stop it. 0.60

00:52:35.000 Throw up.

00:52:37.000 Don't look at me, it was noodles. 0.91

00:52:39.000 You people, you're children.

00:52:42.000 But this is why you say, why is there this infighting?

00:52:46.000 There are people with...

00:52:47.000 Ulterior motives.

00:52:49.000 They have a vested interest in warping your perspective.

00:52:52.000 Again, this is really simple.

00:52:53.000 This is why I say don't just take issues on an individual basis.

00:52:56.000 You do need to have a worldview.

00:52:57.000 You do need to have a lens through which you see these issues. 0.99

00:53:00.000 When we're dealing with your dollars, the American workers' dollars, okay, look, you pay for your own crap, you choose. 0.99

00:53:08.000 I pay for it, you don't. 0.90

00:53:10.000 And if some of these people, by the way, can't just buy whatever they want, you need to understand this.

00:53:14.000 many people involved with SNAP, they'll just take it.

00:53:27.000 Well, give them room to destroy.

00:53:29.000 28 EBT cards later.

00:53:31.000 Yes. And here's the thing, too.

00:53:33.000 You were talking about this.

00:53:35.000 Look, a lot of these people are on some kind of government health care program, too.

00:53:40.000 This is the problem.

00:53:41.000 You, right, if you work and you make just a middling income, you won't qualify for the Obamacare exchange.

00:53:46.000 So you have to pay for your own health care.

00:53:47.000 That's very likely expensive.

00:53:49.000 You won't qualify for SNAP.

00:53:50.000 You have to buy your own groceries, which is very expensive.

00:53:53.000 Meanwhile, someone who is on subsidized health care can buy junk food all at your expense.

00:53:58.000 And it's a never-ending loop of disease, of obesity, and government subsidization.

00:54:04.000 Let me give you some examples here, just as far as how much more life costs for you if you are a productive, contributing member of society.

00:54:13.000 That's the problem.

00:54:14.000 Right now, we're incentivizing people to not be contributing members of society.

00:54:18.000 So, a normal shopping cart for the average American, people not on Snap.

00:54:22.000 These are the top items they likely purchase.

00:54:25.000 Number one, meat.

00:54:25.000 Two, veggies.

00:54:27.000 Three, dairy cheese.

00:54:28.000 Four, fruit.

00:54:29.000 Five, sweetened beverages.

00:54:30.000 You look at a Snap cart, this comes from the USDA.

00:54:33.000 Number one, meat.

00:54:34.000 Number two, sweetened beverages.

00:54:37.000 Well, you gotta marinate your meat in Fanta.

00:54:40.000 Veggies. Then four, prepared frozen food.

00:54:43.000 Five. Prepared frozen desserts.

00:54:45.000 Bad, bad.

00:54:46.000 That makes me sad.

00:54:47.000 Each year, SNAP recipients spend $27 billion on junk food and more importantly, SNAP recipients spend two times more than you per average grocery store trip.

00:54:59.000 For non-SNAP citizens, meaning you're paying with your own money, $18.

00:55:03.000 SNAP recipients, $36.

00:55:06.000 It's almost twice.

00:55:08.000 We spend $145 billion a year.

00:55:12.000 On Snap, it's meant to give people necessities.

00:55:15.000 You pay for necessities.

00:55:17.000 During a time where egg prices were skyrocketing, Snap, recipients, sorry, you pay for luxuries for them.

00:55:25.000 Oh, even poor people deserve a treat.

00:55:27.000 No, they don't.

00:55:28.000 No, they don't.

00:55:29.000 That's the talking point from the left.

00:55:30.000 You don't think poor people deserve treats? 1.00

00:55:32.000 Fuck no! 1.00

00:55:32.000 How about that? 1.00

00:55:33.000 No, I don't.

00:55:34.000 I don't.

00:55:34.000 I absolutely don't.

00:55:35.000 If you're down on your luck and you need a roll of salami, you need some eggs, some milk, fine.

00:55:39.000 I don't want your kids to starve.

00:55:40.000 You don't know.

00:55:41.000 No, I don't.

00:55:42.000 I don't think you deserve Funyuns.

00:55:43.000 That doesn't mean I'm racist.

00:55:44.000 That doesn't mean I'm classist.

00:55:45.000 You know why?

00:55:46.000 Because I don't buy them.

00:55:49.000 Prepare desserts.

00:55:49.000 How about I give you flour, milk, sugar, and eggs, and you can make your own dessert?

00:55:53.000 You're not doing shit. 0.99

00:55:54.000 You don't have a job. 0.99

00:55:55.000 I know!

00:55:56.000 You got the time. 1.00

00:55:57.000 Bake the cake, stupid. 1.00

00:55:58.000 Pardon my language, but look, this kind of thing, because it's at the root of the problem. 1.00

00:56:04.000 For some reason, one side of the aisle and paid influencers who claim to be on the right always support subsidizing the non-contributing zeros while vilifying you for your contributions.

00:56:16.000 You're saying that you should have a thing?

00:56:18.000 Yes, I am.

00:56:19.000 And yes, I do.

00:56:21.000 You know what?

00:56:22.000 If there isn't some kind of...

00:56:23.000 A control mechanism?

00:56:24.000 You know what you're gonna have?

00:56:25.000 You're gonna have grocery-slapping vigilantes, just me, Josh and Jill, walking in, seeing the Frito going, get that out of here! 1.00

00:56:32.000 Here's some milk! 0.86

00:56:33.000 Yeah, when you've got a fat guy slapping junk food out of your hands, you know something's wrong. 0.97

00:56:36.000 Yes! It's really wrong. 0.96

00:56:37.000 It's primarily a financial issue.

00:56:39.000 And by the way, 10% is usually the amount, roughly 10% of what they spend on sugary drinks alone.

00:56:44.000 So back in, I think when the study was done, it was about $6 to $10 billion.

00:56:47.000 Based on that number, it's about $14 billion a year being spent.

00:56:51.000 No wonder soda companies are paying people to post to keep it.

00:56:55.000 Next time you see a commercial for Coca-Cola or the newest sugary energy drink, hey, I want you to think, you paid for that.

00:57:01.000 Yep. The fact that it's common practice to call it junk food, and we're like, yeah, we should be subsidized.

00:57:06.000 We should be paying for that.

00:57:07.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:57:07.000 Eat the junk food.

00:57:08.000 Here's your, junk's another word for garbage. 1.00

00:57:10.000 Here's your garbage food. 1.00

00:57:10.000 Right. Eat it, you poor little garbage person! 1.00

00:57:14.000 We have more access to food than ever. 1.00

00:57:16.000 And we have a generation who are fatter, sicker, and they're going to die younger than their parents.

00:57:20.000 And we're talking about if the taxpayer should foot the bill for what we know is making them fatter, sicker, die younger.

00:57:26.000 We have a health epidemic in this country, and some folks seem to think soda is actually, and literally, not figuratively, the cure.

00:57:35.000 Our mom told us when we were younger, if we ate a sugar, you drink a Diet Coke afterwards and it'll cancel out the sugar.

00:57:43.000 Okay. It's hard to argue with that logic because I didn't prepare this segment and I don't know the science on it.

00:57:50.000 She may be right.

00:57:52.000 She may be correct.

00:57:53.000 But I'm going to bet she's not.

00:57:55.000 I don't know.

00:57:56.000 It only works with diet right. 0.96

00:57:57.000 It's not just all diet sodas.

00:57:59.000 She thinks diet soda is a tapeworm that eats all the sugar. 0.79

00:58:03.000 If you want to look like her, follow her advice.

00:58:07.000 If you want to ferment as well.

00:58:09.000 Let's just, you know, let's start importing Mexican tap water.

00:58:12.000 Give it to them.

00:58:13.000 It'll solve it.

00:58:14.000 See what happens.

00:58:14.000 See how much weight you lose.

00:58:15.000 It actually might help.

00:58:17.000 You got a tapeworm.

00:58:19.000 It eats it, and then it's gone.

00:58:20.000 And by the way, one more thing I want to address, because you'll have people on the right who obviously, and they go, well, yeah, well, hold on a second. 0.96

00:58:25.000 Yeah, aren't you hypocritical?

00:58:26.000 Weren't you against Bloomberg's banning of Big Gulps? 1.00

00:58:29.000 Okay, stupid. 1.00

00:58:30.000 Let me go through this again. 1.00

00:58:32.000 Do you understand that someone voluntarily purchasing something...

00:58:36.000 That they know is not good for them.

00:58:38.000 Let's say a soda as a treat for themselves in New York City.

00:58:42.000 That's not the same thing as subsidizing junk food for poor people who need bare necessities.

00:58:49.000 Yeah, sure, we shouldn't allow stuff in the food supply that causes cancer, whatever it is.

00:58:53.000 Hopefully RFK does a good job with that.

00:58:55.000 Assuming that the food supply is kept relatively safe, someone who knows that a sugary drink is not good for them, but they choose to purchase a size large in New York, that is individual liberty.

00:59:06.000 Someone using your money to purchase crap that makes them a larger, quite literally, burden on the healthcare system, that has nothing to do with liberty.

00:59:16.000 It's as simple as this. 0.89

00:59:17.000 You pay for it, you choose.

00:59:21.000 I pay for it, I choose.

00:59:25.000 You don't like it?

00:59:26.000 Get a job.

00:59:27.000 Now, we are going to be continuing, of course, in just a little bit.

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01:00:02.000 Let's go on to anything else with Snap?

01:00:04.000 Can I go to the tiny people?

01:00:06.000 Tina! Snap sounds like an off-brand soda.

01:00:08.000 It does.

01:00:09.000 It does sound like an off-brand soda.

01:00:10.000 Tired of Coke and Pepsi?

01:00:12.000 Try Snap! 1.00

01:00:13.000 Yeah, it's basically the same thing with a different logo.

01:00:16.000 Like RC.

01:00:17.000 Remember them?

01:00:18.000 If you have an EDG card, you'll get one.

01:00:20.000 Pull it up really quickly.

01:00:21.000 I thought Thomas Massey was on the right side of this.

01:00:23.000 Hold on.

01:00:23.000 People should not...

01:00:24.000 Oh, wait.

01:00:24.000 Hold on.

01:00:24.000 No, he is.

01:00:24.000 He's saying you should not use food stamps.

01:00:26.000 Oh, good thing you interrupted.

01:00:28.000 Sorry. We got some momentum going?

01:00:30.000 Yeah. All right, hold on a second.

01:00:32.000 We've got to send it to Tim Pool.

01:00:34.000 First, we're going to...

01:00:35.000 That one works.

01:00:38.000 Thanks, research.

01:00:39.000 All right, China.

01:00:42.000 By the way, you think China's funding junk food? 1.00

01:00:44.000 They don't even have a chip in their brain. 0.99

01:00:46.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1.00

01:00:47.000 You're already fat. 0.99

01:00:48.000 Already fat. 0.96

01:00:49.000 We don't pay for food. 1.00

01:00:51.000 You're fat. 0.99

01:00:52.000 We pay for Ozempic. 1.00

01:00:53.000 Make you no more fat.

01:00:57.000 China is preparing for war.

01:00:58.000 How do we know now?

01:00:59.000 Because there's pretty much a date that seems to be set, and the equipment and artillery that they are developing has been raising some eyebrows.

01:01:06.000 Let's get to the little Chinese men. 1.00

01:01:08.000 It's time for China to be rising. 0.96

01:01:12.000 We in the Taiwan any day.

01:01:17.000 We train with secret Kung Fu fighting. 0.86

01:01:23.000 We'll pee pee in your country by the way. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Chinese asshole. 1.00

01:01:30.000 Don't you pickle fight. 1.00

01:01:32.000 We turn you to fry rice.

01:01:36.000 Oh, time for China on the rise. 0.98

01:01:39.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:01:42.000 Once upon a time, we're like, is this okay?

01:01:43.000 Oh, is this okay on YouTube?

01:01:44.000 We don't care.

01:01:46.000 It doesn't matter.

01:01:47.000 So President Trump even addressed this.

01:01:49.000 Again, we're going to Rumble Premium.

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01:01:52.000 He addressed the prospect of war with the Chinese from the Oval Office.

01:01:56.000 We don't want to have a potential war with China, but I can tell you if we did, we're very well equipped to handle it. 0.96

01:02:02.000 But I don't want to show that to anybody, but certainly you wouldn't show.

01:02:04.000 Thank you.

01:03:34.000 I love that that's on a loop, strangling the YouTube.

01:03:37.000 It was a loop.

01:03:38.000 It felt like an eternity.

01:03:39.000 I thought you were just dancing, Josh.

01:03:41.000 It looks like you're salsa dancing.

01:03:44.000 I'm very bad at it.

01:03:45.000 When we shot them, I just wanted to make sure I didn't accidentally catch your jaw, like a horse bit.

01:03:50.000 I thought it would have been funny, because then I would have been trying to talk, and then...

01:03:53.000 No, no, no.

01:03:54.000 Like a gimp. 0.99

01:03:56.000 That can break your jaw.

01:03:57.000 I've had it happen when you're new to jiu-jitsu, and you tuck your chin, like, ah, he can't choke me, and they just squeeze your face, you crack, crack, crack, crack. 0.97

01:04:04.000 Oh, crap! 0.97

01:04:04.000 This is a bad idea! 0.97

01:04:06.000 No, not my jaw.

01:04:06.000 My jaw locks up all those sodies.

01:04:08.000 Oh, really?

01:04:09.000 Sodies, huh?

01:04:10.000 Sodies? I can unlock my jaw like an anaconda and just swallow things whole.

01:04:16.000 Oh, interesting.

01:04:17.000 Interesting note for the future.

01:04:19.000 Can you swallow John Voight whole, the entire human?

01:04:21.000 I went to the aquarium this week with my little ones, and, uh...

01:04:24.000 I was there.

01:04:25.000 There was an anaconda, a big old anaconda.

01:04:27.000 And I was like, yeah, that's right.

01:04:28.000 They go, whoa, what is this?

01:04:29.000 This is a live in the jungle.

01:04:30.000 I said, yeah, it's a really big snake that squeezes things that it eats.

01:04:33.000 Also, it was the basis for a horrible film.

01:04:35.000 Yes. And there was a dad next to me who was like, yeah, that movie sucked. 0.98

01:04:39.000 I didn't like that. 0.91

01:04:40.000 Well, we both watched it.

01:04:41.000 It's just a moment.

01:04:42.000 John Boyd gets spit back out and you're like, huh.

01:04:44.000 Yeah. It didn't die.

01:04:46.000 And they had the sharks, you know, the sharks that you go through that tube and you see them.

01:04:49.000 And there's the sawfish, which technically isn't a shark, but they have lips on it.

01:04:53.000 And there was this black lady who just kept yelling, look at them lips! 1.00

01:04:59.000 She was looking at them. 0.82

01:05:00.000 Look at them lips!

01:05:01.000 I can't believe those lips!

01:05:03.000 And Stephen's looking around like, am I allowed to say anything here?

01:05:06.000 Yeah, I did.

01:05:06.000 I looked at her and I said, you know, a lot of people pay good money for those lips.

01:05:09.000 And she goes, ha ha! 1.00

01:05:10.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:05:11.000 I'm sorry.

01:05:12.000 You got little ones.

01:05:13.000 And I was like, no, no, it's fine.

01:05:14.000 And then as I was still exiting the tube, I could still hear, I still can't get over them lips!

01:05:20.000 She just saw a reflection in the glass.

01:05:25.000 Now the aquarium is over there.

01:05:28.000 It was a lot of fun.

01:05:32.000 That's oceanic, so let's get back to the Taiwan Strait.

01:05:37.000 Good segue.

01:05:39.000 Last week, Taiwan officially identified 2027 as the likely date of a Chinese invasion.

01:05:47.000 And they've been talking about this for a long while.

01:05:49.000 Sorry, I can't get over it.

01:05:50.000 I just don't know if that person on CNN is a tranny or not. 0.99

01:05:53.000 I still don't know.

01:05:54.000 I don't have an answer.

01:05:55.000 And I don't want it.

01:05:56.000 I want to keep the mystery alive.

01:05:59.000 Friday, President Trump is going to address this from the Oval Office himself.

Louder with Crowder - March 24, 2025

How Rogue Judges Are Destroying MAGA & How Trump Can Stop Them

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