Louder with Crowder - I'M BACK! Americans STRANDED in Afghanistan?! Latest Biden FAILURE | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 All I need is my body I said I'm gonna give it all

00:00:08.000 Oh, oh, oh Somebody told me, told me

00:00:17.000 Baby Said I'm gonna make it without a friend

00:00:25.000 Oh, I'm gonna keep on trying I'm gonna keep on trying, trying

00:00:52.000 You're a stranger in love, that's what I know You're a stranger in love, I know the fall

00:01:03.000 I'm just a really good sport I'm just a really good sport

00:01:11.000 Yuh! 1.00

00:01:16.000 Why don't I have to run away?

00:01:17.000 Oh no!

00:01:18.000 I did spill water right away though, so apparently fixing my lung cavity, the heart issue, did not fix my mental retardation. 0.97

00:01:25.000 No, you're still a bed slurper. 0.98

00:01:26.000 Not at all. 1.00

00:01:27.000 Sorry, mental handicap. 0.99

00:01:28.000 Sorry, my special needs As it comes to it.

00:01:32.000 And thanks, by the way, our little Mexican assistant, Luna, for giving me the glass with the chip on it, so now I have a canker sore for a week.

00:01:40.000 Glad to be back!

00:01:41.000 I'm really glad to be back with you guys.

00:01:44.000 It's been a while.

00:01:46.000 By the way, that Wonder Years intro.

00:01:49.000 Let me just give you a quick story.

00:01:50.000 First off, Gerald A. is here.

00:01:51.000 Gerald Morgan, how are you, sir?

00:01:52.000 I'm well.

00:01:53.000 You doing good?

00:01:53.000 I'm doing alright.

00:01:54.000 Can you breathe better now?

00:01:55.000 We'll see.

00:01:56.000 Just so you guys know, I may have to switch spots at some point with Dave because the breathing is still a little bit restricted.

00:02:03.000 We'll see what happens.

00:02:04.000 Mayo said 12 weeks, I tried to do it in 4.

00:02:06.000 Yeah, don't push yourself.

00:02:07.000 We split it at an even 8.

00:02:10.000 I don't think this is a negotiation.

00:02:11.000 I eschew the medical establishment's advice.

00:02:14.000 You tell the doctor how it goes.

00:02:16.000 Yes.

00:02:19.000 We don't have any beds.

00:02:19.000 Oh, we're understaffed.

00:02:20.000 Oh no. 1.00

00:02:20.000 Shut up, you silly, silly bitches. 1.00

00:02:23.000 Quarter Black is here. 1.00

00:02:24.000 Yo, what's up?

00:02:24.000 What's going on?

00:02:25.000 Don't like that.

00:02:26.000 Too bad. 0.98

00:02:27.000 That's the least black you'll ever see. 1.00

00:02:28.000 And Dave Landau is here.

00:02:29.000 By the way, Dave, you have shows coming up in Homestead, Pennsylvania at Carnegie Music, and the tickets go on sale September 10th, right?

00:02:37.000 Yes, Hoy, and then yes, Steiffel Theater in Kansas, and then this weekend in Spokane.

00:02:43.000 Ah, Spokane.

00:02:44.000 Spokane, right?

00:02:45.000 I don't like that they say it that way.

00:02:46.000 It should be Spokane.

00:02:47.000 Like Houston, and then when you're in New York, like it's down on Houston Street.

00:02:51.000 Oh, I get it.

00:02:52.000 You're one of those affected pricks.

00:02:54.000 I guess it's supposed to be Houston, though, right?

00:02:56.000 House?

00:02:57.000 I guess it should be.

00:02:57.000 But no, but there's an E at the end of house.

00:02:59.000 By the way, there is a promo code right now, just so you guys know.

00:03:02.000 You get $20 off a year subscription to Mug Club.

00:03:02.000 Crowder, come back.

00:03:06.000 And of course you get, today, we will have segments that we absolutely cannot talk about on YouTube.

00:03:09.000 Not at all.

00:03:11.000 Every day you get an hour of additional show in the entire Blaze catalog, though we will be talking.

00:03:15.000 Listen, YouTube has made it, people have been wondering, if we come back, obviously because of the legal issues with YouTube, Um, what this show will look like and if we'll be pulling back or putting our foot on the gas.

00:03:28.000 And there are things you're not allowed... Let me be really clear.

00:03:30.000 There are things you're not allowed to talk about on YouTube.

00:03:32.000 We've always said it's their sandbox.

00:03:33.000 We have to play by their rules.

00:03:35.000 For example, they don't want you talking about Ivermectin.

00:03:40.000 Which we'll do today, very thoroughly.

00:03:42.000 Which we're doing today.

00:03:43.000 It's kind of just like laying it out on the table.

00:03:46.000 So we'll be talking about that, the differences between Donald Trump's withdrawal plans with Afghanistan versus Joe Biden, because that's a common thing now where everyone's been saying, actually, he just inherited this problem.

00:03:56.000 Oh, right.

00:03:57.000 Like Obama did with Bush for eight years.

00:03:59.000 Well, like daddy, like son, Biden.

00:04:01.000 Yes, he inherited peace.

00:04:04.000 And a plan that was already in place.

00:04:06.000 All you have to do is follow it.

00:04:08.000 Who'd have thought that you could just replace John Lennon's lyrics with Trump?

00:04:11.000 Oh, who knew?

00:04:13.000 My question to you is, what did you think about the Afghanistan withdrawal?

00:04:16.000 And how do you think that it differs?

00:04:18.000 That's what I would do. And so this is Trump Trump. It could be lazy. There you go. Yeah

00:04:23.000 My question to you is what did you think about the Afghanistan withdrawal and how do you think that it differs?

00:04:30.000 And then what have your thoughts been on?

00:04:32.000 On Ivermouth, you know that they've labeled it horse paste.

00:04:36.000 Yeah To me, any reporter who refers to Ivermectin as horse paste is guilty of journalistic malpractice.

00:04:42.000 Not offering medical advice.

00:04:43.000 Correct.

00:04:43.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 However, it is a prescription available and prescribed to humans in the billions, I think it's 250 million human beings every year.

00:04:50.000 We'll get to that.

00:04:51.000 Any journalist who says horse paste, horse dewormer, is guilty of malpractice.

00:04:56.000 Little aside, we did the Wonder Years intro and There was a rumor, I guess Dave Gerald and I remembered this, that the kid from the Wonder Years had become Marilyn Manson.

00:05:07.000 Now, it's not true.

00:05:08.000 It's absolutely not true.

00:05:10.000 However, whoever came up with that conspiracy did a ton of due diligence because he looks like he could absolutely be Marilyn Manson.

00:05:17.000 I would have ran with it.

00:05:18.000 Yes, exactly.

00:05:19.000 If I was Marilyn Manson, I would have said, yeah, I was the kid on the show.

00:05:23.000 Fred Savage is not what he appears on TV. 0.92

00:05:25.000 He's a monster. 0.92

00:05:28.000 That's why his name's Savage. 0.96

00:05:31.000 So, I was talking with all the people who work at this, some of the Millennials, and I said, I never heard of that.

00:05:35.000 I said, you never heard that he was, the rumor that he was from, there's also the rumor of the Ribs, but that he was a kid from Wonder Years?

00:05:41.000 That's a different rumor.

00:05:42.000 They said no, and then Dave walks in 15 minutes later, because he was late, and he goes, alright, you're gonna dress me up as the Marilyn Manson kid?

00:05:52.000 Totally unprompted.

00:05:53.000 No, I completely remember the rumor.

00:05:55.000 That was the deal.

00:05:56.000 He was Marilyn Manson.

00:05:58.000 I still believe it.

00:05:59.000 It's like Santa.

00:06:00.000 Yes.

00:06:00.000 Now, before we move on to everything else, we have a lot of news to get to.

00:06:04.000 Some stuff that happened on CNN this morning.

00:06:06.000 Look, people are stranded in Afghanistan.

00:06:09.000 Still.

00:06:09.000 That's still going on and the media has moved on now to just try and blame anyone who's unvaccinated.

00:06:13.000 I said it's a success!

00:06:15.000 It's a success!

00:06:16.000 100%!

00:06:16.000 We won!

00:06:16.000 We did it!

00:06:16.000 Every American who wants to get vaccinated, it's like 90% of most Americans get out.

00:06:20.000 Yeah.

00:06:20.000 Like we think that a lot of Americans are here now.

00:06:24.000 That's a fun way of saying 10% didn't make it.

00:06:31.000 Because we left.

00:06:34.000 Thousands of people are going to be burned or hanged from helicopters.

00:06:38.000 Sorry.

00:06:39.000 But a lot happened between the break.

00:06:41.000 And I'll talk about that more in Mug Clip because you guys don't want to know what I went through.

00:06:45.000 But twins, a lot of fun.

00:06:47.000 Yeah, congrats, man.

00:06:50.000 Did you just start a phrase and like, yeah?

00:06:52.000 I was gonna say happy something and then I was like, what does that do?

00:06:58.000 Happy twins, I hope they are for you.

00:07:01.000 Oh, I'm a twin.

00:07:02.000 I think they're gonna be a handful.

00:07:05.000 Yeah, they are a handful.

00:07:06.000 We're very fortunate, actually.

00:07:07.000 I will say this, my wife is an unbelievable mother.

00:07:10.000 Good!

00:07:10.000 You just realize right away the difference between men and women.

00:07:13.000 Yeah.

00:07:13.000 She's just... I talked about this, I think, in one of the documentaries, but right away she's just, you know, feeding, doing this, pumping on, and just turning it over, okay, bourbon, and then going back, and I'm just like, is the head supported?

00:07:25.000 It's like... Am I supporting the head?

00:07:27.000 The baby's like...

00:07:29.000 And you're leaving to go get cigarettes?

00:07:31.000 Yes!

00:07:34.000 I think they make them malleable just for the fathers.

00:07:36.000 Like, they can bend and break a little bit, and they won't... Well, I'm not allowed to lift anything over eight pounds, and the babies were twins born two weeks early at seven pounds.

00:07:42.000 Ooh, that's close.

00:07:43.000 So, um, I thought, well, it was perfect, so you use them like shake weights.

00:07:46.000 Get a little exercise.

00:07:49.000 That's not how it works.

00:07:50.000 They're not the sharpest twins around, but you know what?

00:07:54.000 It's the luck of the genetic draw.

00:07:55.000 Don't worry, they'll roll off the changing table at one point that happens to all fathers, and you won't tell her about it.

00:08:03.000 When you do, she'll go, oh yeah, that happens. 0.96

00:08:05.000 And you're like, what do you mean, that happens?

00:08:08.000 Like a lot?

00:08:09.000 Wait, what?

00:08:09.000 That happens all the time.

00:08:11.000 Sometimes I just do it.

00:08:12.000 Why do you think there's a pad right next to the change table?

00:08:14.000 Alright, so a lot happened while we were gone.

00:08:16.000 This was two months while I was gone anyway.

00:08:18.000 Thank you guys for holding on the fort.

00:08:20.000 And how could we fit it all in?

00:08:22.000 And I gotta tell you, from my hospital bed, from the ICU bed, I was sitting there at the TV going, no!

00:08:26.000 To the point where one of the nurses came in and said, we should probably shut off CNN.

00:08:29.000 Yeah.

00:08:30.000 It's a good call.

00:08:30.000 Can you do a morphine drip?

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:32.000 Can I get some more Dilaudid?

00:08:34.000 Because Chris Cuomo's about to come on and I feel like there's going to be a Chris Cuomo-shaped hole in that television set.

00:08:42.000 By the way, can't you get an LCD?

00:08:43.000 You guys are still using old projection screens?

00:08:46.000 Get an LCD!

00:08:47.000 Like, okay, let's just turn this to Animal Planet. 1.00

00:08:50.000 Attenborough, he's a dick too! 0.97

00:08:52.000 So, a lot happened, and I was just screaming at the screen, wanting to get in there. 0.96

00:08:59.000 Wasn't able to, and so how do we cover the two months that have taken place?

00:09:02.000 Since I've been gone, this is not something that has never been done before.

00:09:07.000 This is not something that has never been done before on this show.

00:09:11.000 Lest you be unappreciative.

00:09:11.000 However, it is still the most effective way, so we decided to put the last two months of

00:09:17.000 news into a song for your convenience. 0.98

00:09:29.000 Loser Megan Rapinoe. 1.00

00:09:31.000 Piece of s**t de Blasio. 1.00

00:09:33.000 Hey look, I think he pooped. 0.99

00:09:34.000 Softball from your brother Chris.

00:09:36.000 Fake news plays to Santis.

00:09:38.000 Whitmer and the FBI.

00:09:39.000 Oh yeah, I almost died!

00:09:41.000 I'm gonna die. 0.99

00:09:49.000 Twitter says porn's for kids. 0.98

00:09:51.000 Tucker's spied by NSA. 0.99

00:09:53.000 Hockey player says I'm gay. 0.79

00:09:54.000 Obama is a super spreader. 0.98

00:09:56.000 Bust a bull is back in sweaters. 1.00

00:09:58.000 Fuck the fuck Afghanistan. 1.00

00:09:59.000 Why another space ship? 1.00

00:10:01.000 We're back now and getting louder.

00:10:04.000 We were on hiatus and the liberals hate us.

00:10:07.000 We're back now and getting louder.

00:10:10.000 No, we didn't start it, but the fight goes on.

00:10:15.000 She lies, Laurel Harford's not a guy, Lost control Afghanistan, the Taliban is back. 0.63

00:10:20.000 Left our allies in disgrace, ISIS, T-bags, Biden's face, Military weapons stock, upgrade from Iraq. 0.98

00:10:27.000 Pelosi is still a hag, at least Matt Damon won't say that. 1.00

00:10:30.000 Black, Annam, NFL, Zinfran is a living hell. 1.00

00:10:34.000 Falling New York power grids, K-Quartz says convert your kids,

00:10:37.000 The last two months have been a blur, but danger's not a racial clue.

00:10:40.000 Move back now, I'm getting louder, No we didn't start it, but the fight goes on and on and on and on.

00:10:54.000 Unoriginal, but it works. 0.97

00:10:56.000 It's a catchy tune.

00:10:57.000 Oh, it's horrifying.

00:10:59.000 I love how they found the one clip of Matt Damon actually saying it.

00:11:03.000 This is my thing with Matt Damon.

00:11:04.000 When I was reading this, and I was in, I think I was in the ICU at this point.

00:11:08.000 I don't remember when it happened.

00:11:10.000 And by the way, let me just say to everybody out there, I have this platform, I would like to help people.

00:11:16.000 Genuinely, if you have anything wrong with you, that you need to go to Mayo Clinic.

00:11:22.000 Don't think about it, go to Mayo Clinic.

00:11:24.000 There are levels to this thing, and it's a whole different stratosphere of care.

00:11:29.000 It is unbelievable.

00:11:30.000 They all communicate.

00:11:32.000 Any of the complications are entirely my own doing. 1.00

00:11:34.000 I was stupid. 0.99

00:11:36.000 This actually happened. 0.99

00:11:37.000 They said, oh, well, you'll be up and you'll be able to walk the next day.

00:11:40.000 Just don't lift anything above eight pounds for like eight, 12 weeks.

00:11:44.000 I said, I'll be able to walk.

00:11:45.000 But then I left five days early on a plane, which they did not want me to do.

00:11:49.000 Like stay, and I was like, I can't stay.

00:11:51.000 I got stuff to do.

00:11:52.000 So I get on a plane, then I call them and say, I said, well, you know, I feel, I feel pretty winded though.

00:11:58.000 Like I, so when I did a grocery run and then I was at Costco, but I got winded.

00:12:01.000 I had to sit on the, like the liquor cart and I said, you went, are you out of your mind?

00:12:06.000 I said, you said I could be walking.

00:12:08.000 He said, we meant from like your bedroom to the kitchen.

00:12:10.000 No, you're going to doing a grocery run?

00:12:14.000 So it's my fault.

00:12:15.000 It was you.

00:12:16.000 But male.

00:12:17.000 Unbelievable.

00:12:18.000 What was it?

00:12:19.000 Oh, Matt Damon.

00:12:20.000 When I was watching this story unfold, I remember sitting there, he said, you know, I told a joke to my daughter.

00:12:20.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 I used the F word.

00:12:26.000 And she said, you know, oh, well, that's an old word, Dad.

00:12:30.000 That's a word we don't use anymore.

00:12:31.000 And I thought, well, it's just a joke.

00:12:33.000 And I was sitting there going, Matt Damon, these people are in such a bubble.

00:12:38.000 They have such a lack of self-aware.

00:12:40.000 Matt, did you think they were going to give you grace?

00:12:44.000 Do you think they weren't going to come and try and crucify you because you were telling the story about how you were no longer going to use it?

00:12:49.000 But I'm an actor.

00:12:50.000 It doesn't matter!

00:12:50.000 You used it once!

00:12:52.000 Paula Deen said the N-word once, the Esther in Deposition said, have you ever said the N-word?

00:12:56.000 And everyone else in the country who's ever glanced at Paula Deen could have answered that question for you.

00:13:01.000 Yes.

00:13:01.000 And she said yes!

00:13:03.000 Guilty.

00:13:03.000 Done.

00:13:04.000 Matt Damon thought they would be okay with it?

00:13:06.000 No, what rock is he hiding under where now is the time that he's finding out?

00:13:10.000 That word was like 15 years ago.

00:13:12.000 People were like, ah, we probably shouldn't say that.

00:13:14.000 OJ got acquitted because of that.

00:13:15.000 It was just like, have you ever said it, Mark Furman?

00:13:19.000 And he's like, I've never even heard of it.

00:13:20.000 Yeah, you just say no.

00:13:21.000 And then they're like, well, we have you on tape saying it 11 times, ordering a pizza.

00:13:26.000 That's not me either.

00:13:27.000 No, he's like, I don't know.

00:13:28.000 This is definitely Mark Furman.

00:13:30.000 This is how I order pizza.

00:13:31.000 Bring it to my house.

00:13:32.000 You gotta take it up with Jets. 1.00

00:13:34.000 Nazi fags! 1.00

00:13:37.000 Former Vice President. 1.00

00:13:39.000 It's appropriate if you're lobbing it at Nazis. 1.00

00:13:41.000 It's just crazy, though, because Matt Damon's the one that leaked it in an interview.

00:13:45.000 Why'd you bring it up?

00:13:47.000 Yeah, who's his PR guy?

00:13:48.000 You know what, he thought he was going to gain points.

00:13:50.000 Like, look guys, I don't say this anymore.

00:13:52.000 Hold on a second.

00:13:54.000 Forgiveness, Grace?

00:13:55.000 You must be thinking of those right-wing Christians.

00:13:57.000 You said it ever? 0.93

00:13:59.000 He's like, listen, I was just telling my young daughter gay bashing jokes like we do at the dinner table and she corrected me.

00:14:06.000 I say gay bashing joke, you say rollerblading accident.

00:14:09.000 The point is, Will had a little bit of fun. 0.90

00:14:12.000 He was desperate for attention.

00:14:13.000 He needed to be in the media.

00:14:15.000 His last few movies have not been good.

00:14:17.000 No.

00:14:18.000 They've been really bad.

00:14:18.000 But I do like him.

00:14:19.000 They still try to make him out to be a tough guy.

00:14:21.000 All five foot two inches of him.

00:14:23.000 Okay.

00:14:24.000 So before we move on to people who are still stranded in the United States, which is a serious story that the media is not giving it attention.

00:14:29.000 Oh, America.

00:14:30.000 People from the United States stranded in Afghanistan.

00:14:32.000 Right.

00:14:32.000 Not to mention our allies.

00:14:33.000 Some are still stranded here too.

00:14:34.000 I mean, it just depends on where you look.

00:14:35.000 It's a problem with our allies being stranded there because, you know, Biden handed over His Rolodex, their private phone numbers, thumbprints, and a list of their hobbies.

00:14:44.000 GPS coordinates.

00:14:45.000 An interpreter that helped him.

00:14:48.000 Yeah.

00:14:48.000 A bunch of guns.

00:14:48.000 He set up a fake dating game show just so people could show up and be like, oh, OK, we're going to arrest you.

00:14:54.000 It's not a dating game.

00:14:55.000 If they invite you to play a game show, there is no family feud in Afghanistan.

00:14:58.000 It's just a trick.

00:14:59.000 It doesn't exist.

00:15:00.000 Well, there is, but it's just hitting your wife with rocks. 1.00

00:15:02.000 It's just Steve Harvey showing up like, Nah, this man come from the Taliban! 0.99

00:15:07.000 And he likes...

00:15:10.000 ...Sedimentary...

00:15:11.000 ...and Igneous! 1.00

00:15:13.000 Anytime a white person says anything on that, Steve Harvey treats them like garbage. 0.99

00:15:18.000 What do you take to a picnic? 1.00

00:15:21.000 Sandwiches?

00:15:23.000 What the hell?

00:15:24.000 Oh, I see sandwiches. 0.90

00:15:25.000 You be all waiting on Winnie the Pooh when he's hunnit.

00:15:27.000 You want some hunnit? 0.71

00:15:29.000 You want some hunnit? 0.72

00:15:29.000 Crack-ass cracker. 0.72

00:15:31.000 The legend.

00:15:33.000 Legend.

00:15:35.000 Alright.

00:15:37.000 He is legend.

00:15:39.000 But before we move on to that, we did want to react really quickly.

00:15:41.000 We're going to be talking about COVID, the numbers too, and you blame the unvaccinated, I blame the fat.

00:15:46.000 So let's lead this off with lefties on TikTok have taken to spoken word poetry, commonly referred to as people who weren't good enough for the open mic cut to express their astronomical progressive achievements.

00:16:03.000 Is that a tattoo between the tube socks?

00:16:06.000 Enhance.

00:16:06.000 Yes it is.

00:16:07.000 At least you get a nice big canvas.

00:16:08.000 Two between her...between the tube socks? 0.99

00:16:10.000 In hands.

00:16:11.000 Ah.

00:16:12.000 Yes it is.

00:16:13.000 And we squirmed under silence.

00:16:16.000 We billowed.

00:16:17.000 We, whose voices riddled protest signs and prayer marches.

00:16:21.000 We, whose advent is not yet coming but has been here for generations.

00:16:24.000 At least you get a nice big canvas.

00:16:25.000 A lot of room for air.

00:16:26.000 We ate the bad men.

00:16:27.000 Ate the good men.

00:16:28.000 A lot of real estate.

00:16:29.000 I feel like that would choke the child.

00:16:31.000 Just smothered. 0.99

00:16:32.000 Choke the child.

00:16:33.000 Christ on the work of small men. 0.98

00:16:35.000 That the women who worked wouldn't hold higher office. 0.98

00:16:37.000 That the girl who'd been raped had asked for it again.

00:16:40.000 She, who knew nothing of pain till her gender betrayed her. 0.97

00:16:43.000 He, knowing nothing of us but our will to be small.

00:16:46.000 We, who are not easy made into silence.

00:16:49.000 We using our voices in being unstill.

00:16:51.000 We, with our hands out and chest cracked from climbing, are taking the office and casting the world.

00:16:57.000 More of a soft-boiled egg than a crack.

00:16:59.000 Your chest isn't cracking from anything but gravity.

00:17:02.000 This isn't cracking from anything but gravity.

00:17:04.000 They who have choked us with bleak perseverance, on their old grounding is where we shall stand.

00:17:10.000 We the believers who have never forgotten that life, liberty of a red, white, and blue,

00:17:15.000 we who unbounded and unresurrected stood up to the bad men and shouted,

00:17:19.000 Me too!

00:17:20.000 The bad men.

00:17:22.000 This year we aren't quiet, amending our textbooks.

00:17:25.000 You know how ghosts flick the light switch on and off?

00:17:28.000 no matter our gender, our race, our difference, this year we all gathered and marched to the polls.

00:17:35.000 The women voted this year.

00:17:37.000 She calls it a haunted house.

00:17:38.000 You know how ghosts flick the lights switch on and off?

00:17:42.000 Her ghost just turns them off.

00:17:43.000 She's like, what? I'm just, I'm doing, I'm skilleting, baking it. Why does it flick?

00:17:49.000 I just can't, the lights keep going off.

00:17:52.000 Could my creator please decide up or down?

00:17:54.000 She's doing slam poetry, it's hell worse than this. 1.00

00:17:59.000 The ghost in her house just flips off the lights and goes, MOVE! 0.99

00:18:06.000 Imagine being that tattoo artist!

00:18:08.000 Yes.

00:18:09.000 You gotta move that over.

00:18:10.000 You need a whole mechanism.

00:18:12.000 It would have to be continual requests for consent.

00:18:15.000 Yeah.

00:18:16.000 Just when we're talking about the mechanics of it, you have to move it over.

00:18:19.000 It's like a mad fold-in.

00:18:22.000 I'm glad she obviously wanted us to focus on her words.

00:18:25.000 That was the most pressing thing that she had.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, focus on my words and not my tit tattoo.

00:18:32.000 Or the fact that I just think she had such great poetry.

00:18:35.000 Why did she live in such an awful home?

00:18:37.000 Oh, that's true.

00:18:38.000 It must just be an old artist thing.

00:18:41.000 Home is where you make it.

00:18:42.000 That is true.

00:18:43.000 Home is where your eight cats are.

00:18:45.000 Fridge full of Flintstone ribs.

00:18:52.000 She went and asked her father, they were like, we have Flintstone vitamins.

00:18:55.000 Yeah, but do you have Flintstone rack of lamb?

00:18:57.000 Yes.

00:18:58.000 Do you have car tipping ribs?

00:19:02.000 I need a snack.

00:19:03.000 Okay.

00:19:05.000 This is something, so the Taliban, we're going to get into the difference between the withdrawal plans.

00:19:09.000 And my question to you is, how many Americans do you think have been left behind, if you had to estimate?

00:19:14.000 And we'll get into some kind of general, so by the way, best thing you can do too on YouTube, just comment.

00:19:18.000 Just comment below, that helps with the algorithm.

00:19:20.000 If you want to smash the like button, that's great.

00:19:23.000 So the Taliban, just so you know, Glenn Beck, who actually does work at the Blaze, if you join Mug Club, you get access to his show.

00:19:28.000 And regardless of where you line up with his politics or previous stances, the guy has been doing a lot of good work and going over there.

00:19:35.000 And a lot of Americans have been doing tremendous work trying to get Americans out. 0.97

00:19:41.000 They raised a ton of money.

00:19:42.000 Of Afghanistan.

00:19:43.000 You're talking about, I don't know if it's hundreds of millions collectively when you

00:19:46.000 add up all the organizations, but it's certainly in the high tens of millions.

00:19:50.000 Glenn Beck actually, he's been working with a charity, Mission One, and allegedly, we

00:19:55.000 don't have all the information here, the Taliban is holding six planes hostage.

00:19:59.000 Yeah, six plane tickets.

00:19:59.000 What?

00:20:02.000 Of U.S.

00:20:03.000 Yeah, U.S.

00:20:03.000 passengers?

00:20:04.000 passengers.

00:20:05.000 This is a quote from an article an NGO told Newsweek, the planes are currently empty and its passengers are still waiting in their safe house for clearance for takeoff from the Taliban.

00:20:13.000 I have more than 1,000 people on the master manifest that want to fly, of which 123 are Americans, and the rest are special immigrant visas.

00:20:21.000 Now here's the thing, Remember, what matters is the claim that they made.

00:20:27.000 Joe Biden said there would be no complications of withdrawal.

00:20:30.000 Then he said, well, you couldn't do this without any kind of complications.

00:20:33.000 He said no Americans will be left behind.

00:20:37.000 Then it was most Americans have been, you know, they've been taken back home.

00:20:42.000 And the ones, and then I told, I remember telling Gerald off-air, I said, watch, the narrative is going to be, well, the ones who are there wanted to stay there.

00:20:50.000 Or they were told for months how to move.

00:20:52.000 Well, look, if they tell you for months how you can leave the country, they say, hey, we're gonna, you know, extract our troops, you should leave the country.

00:20:59.000 But you show up and you're locked out of the airport.

00:21:01.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.000 It's not helpful.

00:21:03.000 The fact is there are thousands of Americans and allies right now on at least dozens of planes, the reporting obviously is very secretive so we don't know exactly the number and I couldn't give it to you if I had it, who want to leave the country, who have been trying to leave for a very long time, and who cannot.

00:21:21.000 I want to go to thought after but this was going on this morning with CNN's

00:21:25.000 Brianna Kehler, not Poppy Harlow, the other blonde, and there was a 0.50

00:21:30.000 man on there who was talking, working for another organization, talking about trying

00:21:33.000 to get Americans out and being stonewalled by the State Department.

00:21:38.000 I guarantee you, and you can go and search this and watch the whole segment at CNN.

00:21:42.000 I encourage you to.

00:21:43.000 They did not expect this man to discuss this because watch when Breonna goes from CNN's Breonna goes from being allegedly a journalist to absolutely carrying the water for the State Department and administration.

00:21:57.000 This is not the kind of questioning.

00:21:59.000 This is not the kind of interview that a journalist conducts if they're interested in learning the truth.

00:22:05.000 This was this morning.

00:22:05.000 Here we go.

00:22:06.000 First I want to ask you about this particular characterization of what happened by the U.S.

00:22:11.000 State Department because you said you didn't necessarily want to be talking about this in the press but here you are and you're taking issue you're taking very much issue with how the State Department is characterizing this so I just want to get to the bottom of what you're taking issue with because the State Department said

00:22:26.000 the U.S. has facilitated the safe departure of four U.S. citizens by overland route

00:22:31.000 from Afghanistan.

00:22:32.000 Embassy staff was present upon arrival. So just to be clear, are you saying that they actually did

00:22:37.000 not facilitate the overland departure of these four? Are you saying that embassy staff were

00:22:42.000 not present at the exit? They got present on the second day.

00:22:47.000 We traveled over 300 miles with Miriam, not we personally, not me, I was actually in the United States, over 300 miles from Kabul, up through this region.

00:22:56.000 This is after he set it up, saying the State Department's done with us.

00:22:59.000 What?

00:23:03.000 But we had her there for 24 hours before the State Department was even aware she was there. 0.99

00:23:07.000 They didn't show up until a few hours after we'd actually, or before we got her across.

00:23:11.000 Our guys with the Sentinel Foundation literally walked across the bridge and was trying to

00:23:16.000 negotiate with the Taliban. Not the State Department, our guys. The Sentinel Foundation,

00:23:21.000 who is non-political whatsoever, they don't even want to be in the picture.

00:23:24.000 God bless them.

00:23:24.000 They want to, they do this all over the country, or all over the world.

00:23:28.000 She's got some talking points.

00:23:29.000 on the negotiations. But when I see the State Department come out and take credit for this,

00:23:32.000 it is absolutely a lie. It is a continued deterrence.

00:23:37.000 So it sounds like what you're saying is they didn't, it was the group you're involved with

00:23:40.000 that shepherded this woman and her three kids through the Overland route. The State Department

00:23:46.000 obviously did come in at the end and they helped get this person through this thing.

00:23:50.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:51.000 Well, goody for the State Department.

00:23:55.000 They came in at the end once they used bolt cutters to cut a little representative shaped hole through the fence. 0.96

00:24:03.000 So you want credit for people having to walk 300 miles through Taliban infested hell and if they finally make their way to you, you might be able to get them out? 1.00

00:24:11.000 That's your credit?

00:24:12.000 Could you imagine just anyone at CNN asking that kind of a question carrying Trump's water?

00:24:17.000 Oh, no way.

00:24:18.000 Never.

00:24:19.000 One American left behind would have been the end of Trump's administration in their eyes.

00:24:23.000 That's unbelievable.

00:24:24.000 I can't believe that American citizens are having to go over there right now.

00:24:27.000 And this is not the only group doing that.

00:24:28.000 No, no, no.

00:24:29.000 There have been hundreds of people that have gone over and taken care of people that we have made promises to.

00:24:34.000 Not just Joe Biden saying all Americans are going to get out, this is going to be no big deal.

00:24:37.000 The people who put their lives and families on the line to work with us that we said we will take care of you that we left.

00:24:44.000 There are many, many, many thousands more of those still waiting to get out.

00:24:48.000 Oh, I don't think so.

00:24:49.000 Biden said that none of those people want to fight.

00:24:51.000 No, they don't want to leave, Dave.

00:24:53.000 Who would want to leave a country where people are getting beheaded?

00:24:56.000 Well, they're actually cool with the Taliban coming over.

00:24:58.000 They prepared a nice dinner for them.

00:24:59.000 A country with no Quiznos.

00:25:01.000 I know, right?

00:25:01.000 I don't know how they do it.

00:25:03.000 You don't have to think about it, dude.

00:25:04.000 I mean, my toasty goodness.

00:25:05.000 We're going to move on and do a whole segment on the difference between Donald Trump and Biden and Afghanistan, because that was a talking point, too.

00:25:11.000 Well, you inherited Trump's mess.

00:25:12.000 Well, Trump wanted to withdraw.

00:25:13.000 Very, very different.

00:25:14.000 I don't think anyone here is against the idea that we need to withdraw from Afghanistan. 1.00

00:25:17.000 No, not at all.

00:25:18.000 There's a right way to do it, and there's a wrong way to do it, and I'll get into that in a second.

00:25:21.000 But first, this is, you know, the Texas abortion law.

00:25:23.000 By the way, here's what you do if you're around people who are anti-abortion.

00:25:29.000 You refer to the Texas abortion laws as common-sense sensible abortion laws.

00:25:34.000 I just watch their heads explode.

00:25:36.000 It's common sense.

00:25:40.000 I don't know why they call it common sense.

00:25:44.000 Bette Midler, by the way, until the abortion law is rescinded, she won't put out. 1.00

00:25:50.000 Thank God!

00:25:53.000 I can't give me a piece of Midler?

00:25:57.000 It's funny how I've advocated abstinence so that you can avoid unwanted pregnancies and they're advocating abstinence so that they can have more unwanted pregnancies.

00:26:06.000 Well, she's also admitting that men want sex more and women use it as a weapon. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Yeah, while failing to realize that the rule doesn't apply to Bette Midler. 0.97

00:26:14.000 No, ever.

00:26:14.000 There's zero men put out by that.

00:26:16.000 They're like, ah, Bette Midler's off the table.

00:26:18.000 Is she even married? 1.00

00:26:19.000 Is she with anybody?

00:26:20.000 I don't know.

00:26:21.000 I have no idea.

00:26:22.000 Oh, dear God, I hope not.

00:26:24.000 Find out if Bette Midler is a foe.

00:26:26.000 Children would have hooves. 0.99

00:26:28.000 So, the Satanic Temple has now, though, found a roundabout way against the Texas law.

00:26:35.000 The official Twitter for the Satanic Temple.

00:26:37.000 By the way, Donald Trump's still banned.

00:26:40.000 Taliban? 0.85

00:26:41.000 Still up on the ISIS.

00:26:43.000 Still up on the Twitter.

00:26:44.000 Satanic Temple?

00:26:45.000 Still up on the Twitter, though I think the Satanic Temple should be allowed to be up on Twitter, because it's hilarious. 0.52

00:26:49.000 They announced a lawsuit over the Texas abortion law.

00:26:53.000 Well, one Satanist does.

00:26:55.000 The Satanic Temple says they have a strategy for women to access the abortion drug.

00:27:00.000 Take it as part of a religious expression.

00:27:02.000 Its founder describes them as a non-theistic religious group.

00:27:06.000 By non-theistic, we mean we don't worship a literal deity.

00:27:11.000 We view Satan as a metaphorical construct, as the ultimate rebel against tyranny. 0.99

00:27:17.000 Oh, no, I never thought that the head of the Satanic temple would have the inglorious bastard's haircut and a marble eye. 0.99

00:27:24.000 Ever. 0.99

00:27:25.000 Just kind of askew a little bit.

00:27:27.000 be holding a cap.

00:27:28.000 So the temple tweeted its opposition to this new law saying, Abortion laws in Texas violate our religious rights and

00:27:33.000 taking legal action.

00:27:34.000 If Texas judges abide by the constitutional and legal precedent, then those who share

00:27:38.000 our deeply held beliefs will be exempt from the state's inappropriate efforts to restrict

00:27:43.000 access to abortion services.

00:27:46.000 What's going on?

00:27:47.000 What the?

00:27:48.000 Oh, that's Dr. Devil Walrus, the local abortionist here.

00:27:52.000 Since the Texas law passed, he's been moonlighting here as a janitor.

00:27:56.000 On Saturdays!

00:27:59.000 He keeps just showing up here.

00:28:02.000 Come on, Devil Walrus.

00:28:03.000 I know you love vacuums, but it doesn't mean you should just come by any time.

00:28:08.000 Well, I'm glad he wore a mask.

00:28:10.000 He's very rude.

00:28:12.000 He's just not a nice guy. 0.96

00:28:13.000 He's actually part of that satanic church.

00:28:15.000 Is he really?

00:28:16.000 Yeah, he's kind of their mascot.

00:28:17.000 As opposed to the guy with the marble eye?

00:28:20.000 Yeah, well, they're both equally respectable in my eyes.

00:28:23.000 Here's the thing.

00:28:24.000 You know that because these guys are pansies, the satanic temple people, and they don't worship real Satan.

00:28:30.000 They're just practiced atheists. 0.54

00:28:31.000 But I do want to know the story behind that eye.

00:28:37.000 A, it was an accident completely outside of his own free will that happened, and he needed to get a fake eye.

00:28:44.000 In which case, he's just like, roll with it, become a Satanist.

00:28:46.000 Or, then I want to know if he was a Satanist and said, I want to freak people out with this eye, if he A, uses a contact lens, or B, actually committed, spooned out his eye and put in a glass eye in the name of Satan.

00:28:59.000 Because that's the only way I would respect anyone in the Satanic temple. 0.99

00:29:02.000 If he spooned out his eye and put in A marble or glass eye.

00:29:07.000 That's commitment.

00:29:09.000 Or he blamed God because he's a butterfinger with lawn darts.

00:29:12.000 Oh, well, let's see.

00:29:14.000 A lot of people are.

00:29:14.000 You know you're on the right side when the Satanists come to your defense, right?

00:29:19.000 You're like, well, who's on our side?

00:29:20.000 Well, you got the Satanists over there.

00:29:21.000 They think this is a good idea.

00:29:22.000 Yeah, you know the devil.

00:29:23.000 Hold on.

00:29:23.000 Anybody else?

00:29:25.000 Well, we have this titty tattooed TikTok.

00:29:27.000 She's pretty happy about it.

00:29:29.000 You want to watch that there?

00:29:30.000 No.

00:29:31.000 I don't think she has to worry about pregnancy lasting more than eight minutes.

00:29:36.000 Behind those Spencer plasma balls?

00:29:36.000 Where is she?

00:29:38.000 No, no, the desk is a little high.

00:29:40.000 Could you move those out of the way?

00:29:41.000 Well, uh, Sammy Davis Jr.

00:29:45.000 was a Satanist, briefly.

00:29:46.000 That's true, yeah.

00:29:47.000 Towards the end of his life.

00:29:48.000 Ah, hail Satan!

00:29:51.000 The Satan man can... He also had a glass eye.

00:29:54.000 Maybe that's part of... All can take a sacrifice!

00:29:57.000 Yeah, maybe he's doing it to be like Sammy.

00:29:59.000 He's like, everybody's got to have one glass eye to be a Satan worshipper.

00:30:03.000 By the way, also speaking of boycotts, over the weekend, Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler, in case you forgot, he announced that the city is going to try and boycott travel goods and services from Texas over the new law.

00:30:15.000 And you know what, here's the thing, a lot of people are like, I can't believe this, this seems like it might actually be a violation of state law, federal law.

00:30:22.000 I support it.

00:30:26.000 We entirely support the boycott here at Loud Earth.

00:30:28.000 We have some suggestions for other goods and services that we don't want from Portland.

00:30:33.000 For example, let's start with homeless tent dealerships.

00:30:37.000 Smelly, smelly drum circles.

00:30:38.000 That's a good one.

00:30:40.000 Yeah, a car fire started by someone whose life matters.

00:30:44.000 Yeah, you know, you don't need that.

00:30:46.000 Maybe Cammy, the HIV-positive orphan Muppet from Sesame Street who probably lives in Portland. 0.67

00:30:52.000 Yeah, probably does live in Portland.

00:30:53.000 Yeah, she's real.

00:30:54.000 Guess where she's from? 0.75

00:30:56.000 It's gotta be Portland.

00:30:57.000 No, Africa. 0.98

00:30:58.000 What?!

00:30:58.000 Yep, for real.

00:30:59.000 That's a real Sesame Street character.

00:31:00.000 I'm sorry, what?

00:31:01.000 Yeah. 0.90

00:31:01.000 The AIDS-riddled puppet. 0.90

00:31:04.000 Wow!

00:31:04.000 That's real?

00:31:05.000 Hold on, leave that up.

00:31:05.000 That's real?

00:31:06.000 Yeah, that's real. 0.94

00:31:06.000 Wait, that's an African puppet? 0.94

00:31:08.000 Well, she comes from Africa. 0.99

00:31:09.000 I think it's more of... That comes from the apartheid state, clearly.

00:31:12.000 Clearly. 0.99

00:31:12.000 I've seen black puppets. 0.99

00:31:14.000 That is not one of them. 0.73

00:31:15.000 Yeah, I think it's where the white actors come from that claim they're African-American.

00:31:19.000 She's from the same place.

00:31:20.000 She's voiced by Charlize Theron.

00:31:21.000 You clearly have black puppets available and you chose not to use it. 1.00

00:31:25.000 They're like, how can we, it's from Africa, what should we do? 1.00

00:31:28.000 Well, I probably should give it AIDS.

00:31:30.000 Oh, well, yeah, it is Sesame Street.

00:31:33.000 You seen Blood Diamond?

00:31:34.000 Nah, we'll watch it in the green room.

00:31:35.000 Her and Snuffleupagus have been sharing needles.

00:31:39.000 Speaking of, we have confirmation that Bette Midler is married and this is her husband.

00:31:43.000 She's married? 1.00

00:31:44.000 Poor guy's not getting any for a while.

00:31:47.000 He looks like a falcon!

00:31:48.000 Unless you count the maid and any other woman he can. 0.96

00:31:51.000 He hasn't been getting any for a long time anyway.

00:31:56.000 Oh, it's the devil walrus!

00:31:58.000 You were busy on Saturdays!

00:32:02.000 I don't want to see that with a feather duster.

00:32:05.000 By the way, I just think that Texas shouldn't do business with any cities that are controlled by terrorist organizations.

00:32:11.000 So Portland, you do you.

00:32:13.000 We're fine.

00:32:14.000 Who knew this was how we would stem the tide?

00:32:16.000 Just pass laws that liberals hate and they'll stop coming here.

00:32:18.000 And they'll leave.

00:32:19.000 We should keep doing it.

00:32:20.000 That's great.

00:32:20.000 We should absolutely keep doing it.

00:32:22.000 Here's another quick story of fake news.

00:32:23.000 We have so much to... There's a lot.

00:32:24.000 It's like drinking from a fire hose.

00:32:26.000 And I appreciate you guys spending... What are they talking about here on CNN Island?

00:32:29.000 Double murder investigate... Who cares?

00:32:31.000 Okay.

00:32:32.000 I thought they were going back to not covering the Americans stranded in Afghanistan.

00:32:36.000 Oh, they are.

00:32:37.000 Boy, did they stop covering that.

00:32:37.000 Not covering it.

00:32:39.000 You're like, well...

00:32:40.000 Looks like our work here is done.

00:32:42.000 Mission accomplished.

00:32:43.000 He said 90%.

00:32:44.000 That's more than the peaceful protests of last year.

00:32:46.000 That's gotta be good.

00:32:47.000 That's a good number.

00:32:48.000 Mostly peaceful escape.

00:32:50.000 Mostly successful evacuation.

00:32:52.000 You want to know how bad it's going to be?

00:32:56.000 Picture the Taliban, before, now add countless American armaments. 0.92

00:33:01.000 Yeah.

00:33:02.000 Well, more than they already had, and the pallets of cash that was given to them by what administration?

00:33:08.000 Yeah.

00:33:08.000 Pallets of cash.

00:33:11.000 Blackhawks.

00:33:12.000 Anyway.

00:33:12.000 Here's another fake news story, and I know some of you know about this, but some of you may not have heard of this, and this is going to be important because we're going to go back to Ivermectin and talk about that again.

00:33:22.000 Not offering any medical advice, but a lot of people don't know anything about it.

00:33:26.000 So we'll talk about that, but first, here's a story that many people know.

00:33:29.000 This was their introduction to ivermectin.

00:33:32.000 Over the weekend, it was reported, and this was all over the place, Rachel Maddow, Rolling Stone, that a hospital in Oklahoma...

00:33:38.000 had no beds because of too many people and they were saying so many poison

00:33:42.000 control situations calls by the way someone can call poison control

00:33:46.000 is this poisonous nice a no

00:33:48.000 okay that's a poison control yeah but these haven't really actually been

00:33:51.000 proven the media's just run with the story so this guy who claimed to be

00:33:55.000 an emergency room doctor in an Oklahoma hospital so they had no beds because of

00:33:59.000 too many people eating ivermectin horse paste here's the story as it

00:34:03.000 happened in real time there's a reason you have to have a doctor to get a

00:34:06.000 prescription for this stuff because it can be dangerous

00:34:10.000 Dr. Jason Magalhae saying patients are packing southeastern Oklahoma emergency rooms.

00:34:16.000 Taking ivermectin doses meant for a full-sized horse, believing false claims it could fight COVID-19.

00:34:21.000 Taking it for a full-sized TikToker.

00:34:25.000 That gunshot victims were having hard times getting to facilities where they could get definitive care and be treated.

00:34:31.000 Something Miguelier says is now backing up small town ambulance systems too.

00:34:36.000 All of their ambulances are stuck at the hospital waiting for a bed to open so that they can take the patient in.

00:34:44.000 Okay, don't let me forget to go back to why the beds are so sparse right now.

00:34:48.000 That's something I want to go back to.

00:34:49.000 But first, this story's not true.

00:34:51.000 Now, it was covered by Rachel Maddow, who I don't believe at the time of this show has issued an apology.

00:34:57.000 That's overlay D. Warning about vision loss, I guess, with the drug Rolling Stone published the article.

00:35:03.000 Is she a doctor?

00:35:04.000 She's not a doctor.

00:35:05.000 Rachel Maddow's not?

00:35:05.000 Ah, not a doctor.

00:35:07.000 But her glasses.

00:35:07.000 No.

00:35:08.000 She's a mixologist, though. 0.93

00:35:10.000 Oh! 0.60

00:35:12.000 That young man makes a mean sidecar.

00:35:13.000 Your degree is in cocktail.

00:35:17.000 I never knew that Burt Ward made such a good Manhattan.

00:35:20.000 We've got somebody shot in the ambulance and a doctor horse comes out and just clicks his heel twice and now it hurts.

00:35:27.000 So here's how we know it's not true.

00:35:30.000 Because, Rachel Maddow, not a doctor.

00:35:32.000 Writers at Rolling Stone, as far as I know, not a doctor.

00:35:34.000 Also, who knows Rachel at Rolling Stone?

00:35:35.000 A hospital in Oklahoma released, or the hospital, released a statement refuting Dr. McClea's claim, saying, although Dr. Jason McClea is not an employee of NHS Sequoia, he is affiliated with a medical staffing group that provides coverage for our emergency room.

00:35:49.000 With that said, Dr. McClea has not worked at our Salisaw location, which is what he claimed, for over two months.

00:35:55.000 NHS Sequoia has not treated any patients due to complications related to taking ivermectin.

00:36:00.000 This includes not treating any patients for ivermectin overdose.

00:36:05.000 All patients who have visited our emergency room have received medical attention as appropriate.

00:36:09.000 Our hospital has not had to turn away any patients seeking emergency care.

00:36:14.000 And, uh, just for fun, just so you know, and I made sure that this, that I'm about to show you, these reviews are from before this story.

00:36:22.000 Right.

00:36:23.000 We found some of the funnest reviews of Dr. MacLea from his patients.

00:36:27.000 Yay! 0.99

00:36:28.000 So, in other words, here's the thing.

00:36:29.000 The media went with this.

00:36:30.000 The media went with the story. 0.96

00:36:32.000 At a certain point, you can't say they're ignorant.

00:36:34.000 They knowingly didn't do any due diligence.

00:36:37.000 They knowingly avoided research if it didn't fit their narrative, because they want you to think that any alternative treatment is either dangerous, someone has a financial vested interest in it, or it's veterinary medicine, which is not the case for ivermectin.

00:36:50.000 It is used in both humans and animals.

00:36:52.000 For crying out loud, my sister-in-law has a dog on Prozac.

00:36:55.000 It happens all the time.

00:36:56.000 Dog thrilled about it!

00:36:57.000 Yeah, the dog's gotta stop eating that out of her purse, though. 1.00

00:37:01.000 He's having a great time.

00:37:01.000 He feels great.

00:37:02.000 Also a little bit of weight gain.

00:37:03.000 I know.

00:37:04.000 So, here are the reviews of Dr. Macleus from his patients.

00:37:07.000 Absolutely horrible experience with this obviously egomaniacal, borderline criminally negligent, so-called doctor.

00:37:15.000 Wow. 0.96

00:37:15.000 Somebody's pissed. 0.96

00:37:17.000 Tried to give an end-stage liver patient 3,000 milligrams of Tylenol because of the opioid crisis.

00:37:23.000 Had to take his orders to a pharmacist to get a statement to prove to the facility what had happened.

00:37:30.000 Bedside manner was very dismissive and accusatory.

00:37:33.000 Overall, he was awful.

00:37:35.000 Here's another one.

00:37:37.000 Dismantle liver's damage.

00:37:38.000 What do you want to do?

00:37:38.000 Prescribe him more liver damage.

00:37:41.000 Here's another one too.

00:37:42.000 He's a smart mouth and I wouldn't recommend this low life freak to anyone. 1.00

00:37:49.000 If you go to this doctor, you are nuts! 1.00

00:37:53.000 He's a smart mouth! 1.00

00:37:55.000 He's a freak! 0.84

00:37:57.000 He's like Patch Adams, but he's moody.

00:38:02.000 Just prescribes Tylenol.

00:38:04.000 More Tylenol, go! 0.69

00:38:05.000 It's like a father scolding a child.

00:38:07.000 It's like, how about 3,000 milligrams of Tylenol?

00:38:09.000 Hey, you know how a liver works there, smart mouth? 0.88

00:38:14.000 I don't like her.

00:38:15.000 That's why I prescribed it.

00:38:16.000 That was hopeful. 0.99

00:38:18.000 Have you seen her dick tattoo? 0.99

00:38:20.000 How much Tylenol I'm gonna need to get rid of that? 0.99

00:38:27.000 Just rub some Tylenol on it.

00:38:28.000 I love that this is the guy they went to.

00:38:32.000 This is like a guy who got fired from Wendy's for like, you know, dipping himself in the frosting machine and then he tells everybody it's a disgusting place to eat.

00:38:42.000 Are you sure it's not you?

00:38:43.000 I think it's you, sir.

00:38:44.000 Are those not your tiny ball-shaped imprints and singular lone hair?

00:38:51.000 Didn't you choke somebody in line?

00:38:52.000 I did, but I mean, it's a girl's place. 1.00

00:38:54.000 What I'm saying, Wendy's is horrible.

00:38:55.000 No, that was when I was at Waffle House.

00:38:57.000 Oh, so you failed at both.

00:38:59.000 By the way, here's something, too.

00:39:00.000 You're having a wife who's a nurse, and they talk about hospital beds being overrun.

00:39:03.000 Here's the truth.

00:39:04.000 They actually, a lot of hospitals have... First off, let me go through a couple of things here.

00:39:09.000 Hospitals operate very near capacity, always, because it's about profit margins.

00:39:16.000 In other words, if they have a bunch of unused capacity, often they'll end up closing those down, or they won't staff them.

00:39:21.000 Right now, they actually have more beds than the media is telling you, but they are understaffed.

00:39:26.000 A reason they are understaffed is because they've laid off a record number of nurses and furloughed them because they had to stop elective procedures and there weren't enough COVID patients.

00:39:36.000 I know this because I was in the ICU for non-COVID reasons and it was understaffed and hard for me to get a bed even though there was no COVID patient in the hospital.

00:39:45.000 Yeah.

00:39:46.000 Just to be clear, do I have that about right?

00:39:48.000 Yeah, and hospitals actually do fill up and go on what they call diversion, where they send people either to other units that are not necessarily going to be in that specific, you know, kind of category at first.

00:39:58.000 Right.

00:39:58.000 Maybe you go to the ER and you would go somewhere else, they take you somewhere else, or they send you to another hospital.

00:40:01.000 This happens because hospitals, it's like going to the restaurant and seeing five empty tables and seeing that there's a 30 minute wait to eat.

00:40:07.000 It's like, well, you got empty tables, we don't have any servers.

00:40:09.000 Right.

00:40:09.000 You don't have any nurses to take care of you, so we can't put you in these beds.

00:40:12.000 And if they have so many open beds, they're paying for them.

00:40:15.000 They want capacity to be high, so when you're being told 80-90% of these beds are taken, oh my gosh, it's like, well it wasn't zero last week!

00:40:22.000 No, we had an ambulance, or we had an injury in our family, you know, over the summer, I don't want to get into it, but it's like, yeah, it had to be ambulance to another hospital. 0.99

00:40:31.000 We stuck your dick in a frosty machine. 0.98

00:40:34.000 Listen, when you try to put the thing under the Frosty, sometimes... No, I don't want to talk about it. 1.00

00:40:38.000 It's not safe.

00:40:39.000 It's more of a grinder.

00:40:40.000 Well, see, I had a rib removed, like Marilyn Manson, and I fell off my bed.

00:40:44.000 No, but you went in the...

00:40:47.000 Almost broke my neck.

00:40:48.000 At least he sleeps in the bottom bunk now.

00:40:50.000 That's true.

00:40:51.000 That's true.

00:40:51.000 Much safer.

00:40:53.000 Oh my god.

00:40:54.000 No, same thing with me when I went to the ICU.

00:40:58.000 Do you guys want to hear the story about how I struck a nurse?

00:41:01.000 I do.

00:41:01.000 Oh yes, I remember.

00:41:02.000 So before this, by the way, follow us on Instagram and on TikTok if you guys aren't already, even though TikTok is destroying the country.

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00:41:27.000 Smash it! 0.54

00:41:27.000 Smash that like button! 0.54

00:41:28.000 Smash it! 0.54

00:41:29.000 So here's what happens.

00:41:30.000 I wasn't planning on it, I didn't want to make it all about me.

00:41:32.000 You should.

00:41:35.000 I had the surgery, and then I pushed it too fast, too hard, and so I gained 30 pounds in like two weeks.

00:41:42.000 Oh wow.

00:41:43.000 To the point where I was going to be eating relatively healthy, so I cut out all sugar, then I cut out all carbs, then I'm just, the problem is then I was trying to exercise more to try and lose some weight, and the weight kept going up, and I'm going, I ate two eggs, And I ate a piece of salmon?

00:42:00.000 This doesn't make sense.

00:42:01.000 Like Michael Tyson looking at his bank account when Donald King just shook it down from 180 million to 5.

00:42:07.000 Like, oh, what did I buy?

00:42:09.000 So then it filled up with fluid.

00:42:13.000 So this is what happened.

00:42:13.000 I told the story.

00:42:14.000 I'll do the brief version.

00:42:15.000 You can go back and watch this sort of mini-documentary.

00:42:18.000 It got to the point where I was getting really winded, and I had this barometer.

00:42:21.000 My breath was getting worse, getting worse and worse, to the point where I couldn't get out of bed.

00:42:25.000 I couldn't breathe.

00:42:26.000 And I've talked about this where I was kind of going in and out of consciousness, and the muscles that you use to breathe, you sort of take for granted, right?

00:42:32.000 If you're working out, you get that lactic acid buildup.

00:42:34.000 This symbolizes working out if you improperly use a squat rack.

00:42:37.000 Curling.

00:42:38.000 Or my babies, shake weights. 0.89

00:42:40.000 Jack and Elaine.

00:42:42.000 What happened is, at that point, I'm going, oh my gosh, I can see stars, and now my diaphragm is exhausted.

00:42:47.000 I thought there was a 50-50 shot that I may not wake up.

00:42:51.000 So I can't breathe.

00:42:52.000 Johnny Boy takes me to the emergency room.

00:42:54.000 Again, there was no one there.

00:42:55.000 This was at maybe five something in the morning.

00:42:57.000 No one there!

00:42:58.000 We still had to wait.

00:42:59.000 So I go in, and I'm about able to take one breath, like the black kid in Malcolm in the Middle on the wheelchair. 0.93

00:43:07.000 I'm talking, and I go in, and this nurse in the emergency room goes, and I have a mask underneath my chin, she goes, MASK!

00:43:14.000 And I go, No.

00:43:17.000 Show the thing.

00:43:19.000 Because I have a card for Mayo with a picture of the bars through my ribs and like for TSA in case there's breathing complications.

00:43:24.000 She goes, I don't care! 0.95

00:43:26.000 Mask! 0.99

00:43:27.000 And she goes and she reaches the mask under my chin and she doesn't like aggressively almost like smears it. 0.69

00:43:32.000 What the heck?

00:43:33.000 While I'm laying back over my face above my nose and I just instinctively went, no!

00:43:38.000 And I went like that.

00:43:40.000 Exactly.

00:43:41.000 And it was a little bit louder than I anticipated.

00:43:43.000 It was like a And at that point, I realized I just hit a nurse, and we're looking around, and you can hear rat piss on cotton.

00:43:51.000 I'm surprised you didn't hear a slow clap at the end of the movie from everybody there.

00:43:57.000 And so then after that, I look, and Jon looks, and he just...

00:44:00.000 She sort of hands over the card with the picture of my bars in my chest and she goes, well, it doesn't matter.

00:44:04.000 It doesn't affect your oxygen levels anyway.

00:44:06.000 And you know, we did this study where I went to the gym with the mass sensitivity.

00:44:09.000 And so I didn't have time or the breath to explain it. 0.99

00:44:12.000 All I said was, that's bullshit. 1.00

00:44:15.000 Don't touch me. 1.00

00:44:18.000 And she said, well, we might not be able to get you a bed tonight because we might not be able to admit you because we're finishing up with COVID patients.

00:44:24.000 And I went up, there was this wonderful nurse named Ramona who said, that's total bullcrap. 0.73

00:44:28.000 We don't have any in this hospital.

00:44:29.000 We have six in the entire hospital network.

00:44:31.000 We just don't have enough nurses. 1.00

00:44:32.000 So that was what I went through.

00:44:34.000 I struck a nurse.

00:44:35.000 Sorry, hero.

00:44:36.000 Justified.

00:44:36.000 Yeah, hero.

00:44:38.000 Not all heroes wear capes.

00:44:40.000 All right.

00:44:40.000 Some wear masks, I guess.

00:44:41.000 Some wear a face slap because they deserve it.

00:44:44.000 Can you imagine that?

00:44:45.000 Being your first thought, somebody who can't breathe that's walking in, like, now you have to mask up, which will restrict your oxygen. 1.00

00:44:50.000 What a jerk. 0.98

00:44:51.000 He has metal rods in his ribs, and you're like, how would that affect breathing? 1.00

00:44:57.000 She was a temp, okay, Dave?

00:44:58.000 I'm sorry, receptionist.

00:44:59.000 Why don't you just admit that?

00:45:01.000 Oh, I forgot!

00:45:01.000 You're so special!

00:45:07.000 How would no legs affect jumping?

00:45:10.000 That wouldn't affect it.

00:45:11.000 Couldn't you just get some moon boots?

00:45:13.000 Huh?

00:45:13.000 You got no thumbs, you got trouble holding stuff?

00:45:16.000 Doesn't make sense.

00:45:16.000 What's the matter with you, kid?

00:45:17.000 I'm a nurse.

00:45:19.000 How do you use an oven mitt with no thumbs?

00:45:21.000 That's weird.

00:45:22.000 Gross. 0.77

00:45:23.000 That's the first thing you think of? 0.96

00:45:25.000 I like oven mitts!

00:45:26.000 You're the 11th person that's hit me today.

00:45:31.000 It was ten times from my husband.

00:45:35.000 I should have never taken the job as Bette Midler's maid.

00:45:39.000 I look just like her.

00:45:40.000 I think that's the problem.

00:45:42.000 I think he thinks it's her.

00:45:44.000 It doesn't help that we always wear the devil walrus mask.

00:45:50.000 She looks hot and hocus pocus compared to now. 1.00

00:45:54.000 By the way, did you know that Hocus Pocus, that film, Hocus Pocus, I think they might be doing a sequel, but did you know in that film, Sarah Jessica Parker, no prosthetics?

00:46:02.000 Oh! 0.60

00:46:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:46:04.000 Not at all.

00:46:06.000 So let's go through Biden versus Trump on Afghanistan here.

00:46:10.000 This is something that's been going on for a while, but the media has just moved on as though it's normal.

00:46:14.000 And again, I want to hear from you guys if you ever actually bought this, if you understood and if you were able to articulate.

00:46:22.000 This is something I think a lot of people need to be able to do is articulate the difference between a good withdrawal and a disastrous withdrawal.

00:46:31.000 No one here has a problem with withdrawing from Afghanistan.

00:46:34.000 Nope.

00:46:34.000 No.

00:46:35.000 And certainly when you look at, there's a case we made when people say Second Amendment, or you're going to fight off your government with guns.

00:46:41.000 70,000-something Taliban over, I think it was 400,000 Afghan members, and they were fleeing.

00:46:45.000 And there's a big part of me that says, look, if they're not willing to fight for their own country, we shouldn't be sending Americans to die to fight for them. 0.98

00:46:50.000 The people who did help us, who we had agreements with, of course we need to take care of those people who put their ass on the line.

00:46:55.000 But not the people fleeing buildings telling the Taliban, like, it's not, they never touched it.

00:47:01.000 Um, this is the narrative that Biden has been setting.

00:47:04.000 I've never heard a president accept less responsibility, aside from maybe Barack Obama, uh, trying to blame it numerous times on Trump.

00:47:12.000 I think we have a montage.

00:47:13.000 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 My predecessor, the former president, signed an agreement with the Taliban to remove US troops by May the 1st, just months after I was inaugurated.

00:47:26.000 It included no requirement that Taliban work out a cooperative government arrangement with the Afghan government.

00:47:33.000 But it did authorize the release of 5,000 prisoners last year.

00:47:39.000 We'll get to that.

00:47:39.000 Including some of the Taliban's top war commanders, among those who just took control of Afghanistan.

00:47:47.000 I inherited a diplomatic agreement Dually negotiated between the government of the United States and the Taliban that all U.S. 0.95

00:47:56.000 forces would be out of Afghanistan by May 1, 2021.

00:48:00.000 How much Big League Chew is in your mouth right now?

00:48:03.000 Just three months after my inauguration.

00:48:04.000 He's a red man guy.

00:48:06.000 That's what we inherited, that commitment.

00:48:08.000 You are fake news!

00:48:09.000 Perhaps not what I would have negotiated myself, but it was an agreement made by the United States government.

00:48:16.000 And that means something.

00:48:17.000 Not with you. So first off, this is something that matters is,

00:48:21.000 okay, if you want to blame Donald Trump, again, very, very different policies.

00:48:25.000 However, that doesn't hold water.

00:48:28.000 There are plenty of Donald Trump's policies, executive orders, initiatives that Biden immediately undid.

00:48:35.000 The Mexico City policy, the Keystone XL pipeline, the 1776 Commission.

00:48:38.000 In other words, he came in and with just a flick of his pen undid all kinds of Trump policies.

00:48:45.000 He didn't with Afghanistan until a rushed one slash two, give or take a few hours, withdrawal.

00:48:51.000 So right off the bat, you have to accept some responsibility.

00:48:57.000 Sweetheart.

00:48:57.000 Also, let's stop giving them the respect of pronouncing Taliban in their native tongue.

00:49:03.000 Taliban! 0.86

00:49:05.000 Why? 1.00

00:49:05.000 Because go screw yourselves. 1.00

00:49:07.000 That's why. 0.99

00:49:07.000 We're going to mispronounce it just to aggravate you. 0.99

00:49:10.000 The Taliban.

00:49:11.000 Like, well, hold on a second.

00:49:12.000 Like, they're worthy of respect.

00:49:13.000 I know.

00:49:14.000 I don't think they can get more pissed at us anyway, so let's do it. 0.93

00:49:16.000 Like you're a terrible aunt ordering in an Italian restaurant. 0.74

00:49:19.000 Right. 0.94

00:49:19.000 Italian. 0.94

00:49:20.000 Italian.

00:49:21.000 But that's what we should do with the Taliban. 0.98

00:49:22.000 Do you think, he's getting really, just look at him, I think that's who Stephen King had in mind when he was writing Pet Sematary to be Judge Randall.

00:49:30.000 Like he decided to come out and be like, don't go across that road.

00:49:33.000 It gets mighty busy.

00:49:35.000 Keep your son out that road now.

00:49:38.000 Dave, he couldn't enunciate like that.

00:49:39.000 That's true.

00:49:40.000 Government, government.

00:49:41.000 He stumbled on agreement.

00:49:45.000 I went to Afghanistan, the ground is sour. 0.99

00:49:51.000 That's just ridiculous. 0.96

00:49:56.000 I've seen just dead fake plants that are more alive than him. 0.99

00:50:01.000 Come on, man!

00:50:02.000 I saw a fake ficus that had more vibrancy.

00:50:05.000 I would rather be led by it.

00:50:06.000 Okay, so let's get down to this.

00:50:08.000 What did Trump want to do with Afghanistan, and what has Biden done?

00:50:13.000 Okay, first off, here's the beauty of this.

00:50:15.000 You can read Trump's withdrawal.

00:50:17.000 Yep.

00:50:18.000 It's not that hard to find.

00:50:19.000 It's available on the State Department website at state.gov.

00:50:22.000 And, of course, for people who are watching, we always provide all of our references.

00:50:26.000 You go to loudearthquieter.com.

00:50:27.000 I think we have the link in description of every video.

00:50:29.000 It's in the description.

00:50:29.000 There's usually like 40 to 60 any given day.

00:50:34.000 It's all publicly available just to make... Why?

00:50:36.000 Because we want to do the job that Poppy Harlow won't.

00:50:38.000 No, she won't do it.

00:50:39.000 And I mean Poppy, female, not And not Afghanistan reporter Opium Poppy.

00:50:47.000 So the timeline from Donald Trump was set over nine and a half months.

00:50:52.000 Withdrawal to be completed as opposed to Joe Biden who suddenly withdrew really over a couple of weeks.

00:50:57.000 And here's one thing too, before I get into the technicalities, if there's anyone out there Who does not understand the difference between, okay, protecting all of our citizens, ambassadors, allies, getting them out first, then our troops who've protected our citizens and allies leave and destroy, level all of our shit, our military equipment before we leave, versus withdrawing our military to leave people to fend for themselves. 1.00

00:51:27.000 If you don't understand that difference, You're an idiot or you're being disingenuous for crying out loud. 0.99

00:51:32.000 Just play a Call of Duty game or watch any action film. 1.00

00:51:35.000 The last guy to get on the chopper is the guy with the gun who sits on the edge.

00:51:39.000 You do not withdraw military before other people, especially when you know that they're going to be overrun by the Taliban.

00:51:47.000 Anyone who says they don't understand that fundamental difference is not being honest.

00:51:52.000 And I'll go through some other differences.

00:51:54.000 That's the only one that matters.

00:51:56.000 And we knew about that, obviously.

00:51:57.000 Not from just experience, but the people that were leading said, look, if you guys pull out, we will not be able to hold Kabul.

00:52:04.000 You'll just have the airport.

00:52:05.000 And they said, that's fine.

00:52:06.000 We just need the airport.

00:52:07.000 That's it.

00:52:07.000 That's what they said.

00:52:08.000 Well, first off, Joe Biden said, there won't be any complications.

00:52:11.000 Right.

00:52:11.000 Then he's like, well, we couldn't have done it without complications.

00:52:13.000 No Americans will be left behind.

00:52:15.000 Maybe 10% of Americans will be left behind.

00:52:17.000 Do you think he's ordering milk?

00:52:19.000 Like, ah, 2.5%, 3%, 1%.

00:52:20.000 He has no idea what's going on.

00:52:23.000 By the way, you don't water a ficus with milk.

00:52:25.000 The ground will be sour!

00:52:28.000 How do you say that there's going to be no complications when there's the Taliban? 0.92

00:52:32.000 It's pretty clear, yeah.

00:52:33.000 It's like, well, other than the Taliban, there's pretty much no complications. 0.62

00:52:37.000 Some say they're kind of a wild card.

00:52:39.000 Yes, you never know what they're going to do.

00:52:42.000 So he does mention, they go, oh, Donald Trump released 5,000 prisoners.

00:52:46.000 By the way, that's true.

00:52:47.000 It's called a prisoner exchange.

00:52:50.000 It happens all the time.

00:52:52.000 Donald Trump released 5,000 prisoners in exchange for 1,000 prisoners.

00:52:55.000 This is something that people know, as well as a provision for a historic peace deal.

00:52:59.000 Something important that people need to know about Donald Trump.

00:53:01.000 The second the Taliban attacked one American, I believe they killed one American, the deal was off the table.

00:53:06.000 There were no talks for two weeks.

00:53:07.000 Remember when Donald Trump went to North Korea?

00:53:08.000 He crossed over that national border line.

00:53:10.000 People freaked out.

00:53:12.000 He went over and spoke with Kim Jong Un and said a bunch of nice things, right? 0.99

00:53:15.000 Then the second he understood that Kim Jong Un had no interest in denuclearizing, he just left and took a big shit on him all over Twitter. 0.99

00:53:22.000 That was it. 0.99

00:53:23.000 It was over.

00:53:24.000 Donald Trump's policy has always been to buy peace.

00:53:27.000 We know that.

00:53:27.000 You may not agree with that.

00:53:28.000 It's been to attempt to purchase peace while holding a big stick in the other hand.

00:53:33.000 So this was a prisoner exchange that's been going on forever.

00:53:37.000 Do you know how I know?

00:53:38.000 Obama did it!

00:53:39.000 Many times!

00:53:39.000 Do you guys remember when he released three high-ranking officials for American trader, Beau Bergdahl, who, by the way, I don't know if actual death for treason is a thing, but that guy would fit the criteria for sure.

00:53:50.000 In that prisoner swap, he released the now-commander of the Taliban, I want to make sure I get this name right, Kairula Karawaka.

00:53:56.000 What?

00:53:57.000 Perfect.

00:54:00.000 Also making an appearance on Sesame Street, is he? 1.00

00:54:06.000 And also, this is something too, idiots. 1.00

00:54:08.000 Look, it was a prisoner exchange and that was basically free leverage. 1.00

00:54:11.000 Because think about this for a second.

00:54:12.000 If we're withdrawing, those prisoners are going to be freed by the Taliban anyway. 0.65

00:54:16.000 So it's saying, let's get at least a thousand of our prisoners out at this point because they're going to be free.

00:54:22.000 You see what happens now?

00:54:23.000 It's not like you can stop the Taliban.

00:54:24.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:25.000 At the end of a war, in any situation, you always let prisoners go in exchange for your people back.

00:54:29.000 That's how you do this.

00:54:31.000 Donald Trump was methodically walking towards a much more planned exit strategy.

00:54:35.000 But you don't release three top ranking officials for Bo Bergdahl.

00:54:40.000 You're like, who do you have?

00:54:41.000 We have Bo Bergdahl.

00:54:43.000 Well, that's 4,000 mouths we don't have to feed. 1.00

00:54:47.000 4,000, you know, we save a lot of hummus money.

00:54:49.000 If Bo's on the other side of the table and you want your leadership back, I'm like, I think you should keep him for a while.

00:54:54.000 Maybe he needs to be over there for a little bit.

00:54:56.000 Look, I've been very open on the show about my political leanings, and as the resident moderate in this studio, I wanted to bring on a liberal guest to kind of explain why he thinks Biden's, you know, choice was the right one.

00:55:07.000 So maybe we can get another perspective.

00:55:11.000 Do we have...

00:55:12.000 It looks like we got him in.

00:55:14.000 Who is this, Dave?

00:55:15.000 Hello, guys.

00:55:16.000 I forget, what is your name?

00:55:19.000 Oh, my name is Jeff from Portland.

00:55:25.000 That's your last name?

00:55:26.000 Portland Jeff, my friends call me.

00:55:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:29.000 Thanks for calling in, man.

00:55:31.000 Good to talk to you.

00:55:32.000 Now, why do you think that what Biden did was the right strategy?

00:55:36.000 Uh, well, Biden's strategy was, it was much simpler.

00:55:40.000 See, with Trump's, it was very overcomplicated.

00:55:44.000 There was a lot of, as most things Trump does, overcomplicated and underdeveloped.

00:55:49.000 Is that a rocket launcher?

00:55:52.000 This is a t-shirt shooter.

00:55:55.000 It shoots flannel Coexist t-shirts.

00:56:01.000 That seems benign.

00:56:03.000 It doesn't look like that though.

00:56:05.000 I'll take his word for it.

00:56:07.000 I think he may have just put a Coexist sticker on a very dangerous weapon.

00:56:10.000 How do you feel about weapons?

00:56:12.000 Weapons?

00:56:13.000 Oh, the weapons we've had recently have been wonderful.

00:56:16.000 I mean, we're distributing them all over.

00:56:19.000 In Portland?

00:56:20.000 Oh, for Portland.

00:56:24.000 No weapons here in Portland.

00:56:26.000 But you just said you had them and were distributing them and it's all, you enjoy, you like weapons as a liberal?

00:56:33.000 Well, if weapons are used, you know, educationally, if crimes are committed with weapons, and then the next generation can see how... Okay, I want to jump in here really quick.

00:56:46.000 Did President Trump plan on removing the military before civilians?

00:56:49.000 That's something we want to know.

00:56:50.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:56:52.000 He may, may have.

00:56:53.000 Like I was saying, the plan was very sloppy.

00:56:55.000 There was a lot of, well, if our troops are here, then the Taliban has to be over there.

00:57:02.000 And then when we move the troops, the Taliban can move again. 0.63

00:57:05.000 Very, very sloppy.

00:57:06.000 What did he plan on abandoning our secure air base, Bagram Air Base, in the middle of the night without even telling our allies?

00:57:11.000 That seems kind of pivotal.

00:57:13.000 Yeah.

00:57:13.000 I haven't read, I haven't read all of it.

00:57:15.000 Do you mean sloppy like dangerous or like a poet who lives with her cats?

00:57:21.000 Um, the, the, uh, Dangerous.

00:57:23.000 Dangerous.

00:57:24.000 Okay.

00:57:25.000 Um, now it is, it has been well known, I don't know why you're asking someone from Portland, but, uh, it's well known that, uh, that, uh, former Vice President Joe Biden actually gave a name.

00:57:35.000 What was that?

00:57:37.000 Was that the Death to America?

00:57:38.000 Oh, it was, uh, part of the music festival.

00:57:43.000 I'm, I'm currently at, yeah, I'm at a, at a new music co-exist music festival.

00:57:48.000 But I thought they weren't, isn't that a super spreader?

00:57:50.000 Yeah.

00:57:51.000 Well, we believe raising awareness is another way to combat the virus.

00:57:57.000 Okay.

00:57:58.000 Let me ask you this final question, because Donald Trump... Did Donald Trump... This is one thing that really bothers me, that you have Joe Biden.

00:58:05.000 Again, if people out there don't understand the difference between...

00:58:08.000 I don't understand the difference between leveling all of our crap and actually handing over a list in biometric scanners of Americans left and our Afghan allies.

00:58:19.000 That's what Joe Biden did.

00:58:20.000 Did Donald Trump plan on giving the Taliban the identity in biometric scanners of our allies when we left?

00:58:29.000 I'm not sure that actually happened.

00:58:34.000 That sounds like internet conspiracies.

00:58:38.000 What's your take on a woman behind the wheel of a car? 1.00

00:58:42.000 Oh, that is very dangerous and usually haram.

00:58:46.000 All right, okay, that's enough.

00:58:47.000 Thank you very much.

00:58:49.000 Ted from Portland, that's enough.

00:58:50.000 I don't think that's very predictable.

00:58:51.000 That was really... I'm sorry, guys.

00:58:53.000 That went off the rails, I feel like, a little bit.

00:58:55.000 No, listen, it was fruitful.

00:58:56.000 He lied in his email.

00:58:57.000 I need better vetting than email.

00:59:02.000 Better security than hotmail.

00:59:03.000 You also send them money?

00:59:04.000 I did.

00:59:06.000 But I'm supposed to get a lot more back.

00:59:08.000 I don't understand.

00:59:08.000 People have to... Can someone... Look, you can... Again, the best thing you can do is comment.

00:59:12.000 I want someone to play devil's advocate on this.

00:59:15.000 What possible reason could there be to give over the identities, names, and biometric scanners of our allies to the Taliban?

00:59:25.000 It's Taliban Uber. 0.99

00:59:27.000 They said they were just... I guess.

00:59:29.000 Uh, and I'm getting a little out of breath.

00:59:30.000 What the?

00:59:30.000 So, what is that?

00:59:33.000 Oh! 0.60

00:59:33.000 Is this good so I can get a break? 0.60

00:59:35.000 That's weird.

00:59:36.000 It's a Chinese fire drill!

00:59:38.000 Where's the fire drill?

00:59:38.000 Okay, it's here.

00:59:39.000 Okay.

00:59:39.000 Alright, you guys, let's reach because I can't breathe.

00:59:42.000 You gotta sit down.

00:59:43.000 Sit over... Sit.

00:59:44.000 And I'm gonna come over here to Dave's place.

00:59:45.000 Okay.

00:59:46.000 Okay.

00:59:46.000 You gotta sit down, sit over...

00:59:48.000 I have a lot of...

00:59:50.000 Sit.

00:59:52.000 And I'm gonna come over here to Dave's place.

00:59:54.000 Okay.

00:59:56.000 Okay.

00:59:58.000 Hey, nice job.

01:00:00.000 Hey, Wang.

01:00:01.000 Bring him his water.

01:00:04.000 No, Chair, not for you.

01:00:05.000 Not for you.

01:00:05.000 Not for you!

01:00:08.000 Oh, I need to get that water.

01:00:09.000 Do you need water?

01:00:10.000 I don't want you to get hurt.

01:00:11.000 Oh, thank you.

01:00:12.000 Don't drink the COVID water.

01:00:13.000 You're getting up again.

01:00:14.000 I gotta run it.

01:00:15.000 It's fine.

01:00:16.000 It's a good chunk of, uh... What?

01:00:18.000 It's a good chunk of, uh... Spittle?

01:00:21.000 No, the... Just the missing piece of glass.

01:00:26.000 Well, that was me.

01:00:26.000 I went and shipped all the available mugs just for funsies.

01:00:29.000 Well, sure.

01:00:30.000 By the way, for people watching, we didn't know if I was going to be able to host this show today because I still have some diminished lung capacity.

01:00:37.000 Severely diminished lung capacity.

01:00:39.000 Again, my own doing.

01:00:41.000 So now I can take a little bit of a break, be here in third chair while Dave can take over the reins, but this way we still get to do shows.

01:00:47.000 So we'll see.

01:00:48.000 Depending on the day, you may see me in this chair more or less.

01:00:52.000 Yeah, where's your mask? 0.97

01:00:52.000 Uh, I don't know, but I'm gonna lick this microphone. 0.97

01:00:55.000 I'm a nurse. 0.96

01:00:56.000 Oh, dude, I lick it all day. 0.84

01:01:00.000 The more spit, the better. 0.92

01:01:03.000 Well, let's talk about this.

01:01:04.000 Ahoy, everybody!

01:01:05.000 Hello!

01:01:06.000 Hey! 0.99

01:01:06.000 Hello, we've got a lot of people in the studio today. 0.99

01:01:09.000 Just start from zero.

01:01:11.000 Just start from the very beginning.

01:01:13.000 And of course our favorite is back, the reason why you even watch the show, Stephen Grutter.

01:01:18.000 We love having you back.

01:01:19.000 Glad to be here.

01:01:20.000 So now we have the segment on Ivermectin and COVID numbers.

01:01:22.000 Yes we do, thank you.

01:01:25.000 Well, Joe Rogan, as you know, recently set the world ablaze by talking about ivermectin after he was diagnosed with COVID.

01:01:32.000 I got up in the morning, got tested, and turns out I got COVID.

01:01:37.000 So we immediately threw the kitchen sink at it.

01:01:39.000 All kinds of meds.

01:01:40.000 Monoclonal antibodies, ivermectin, Z-Pak, prednisone, everything.

01:01:51.000 No, it's not on his camera.

01:01:53.000 Do you have prompter, Dave?

01:01:55.000 I do.

01:01:56.000 On camera?

01:01:56.000 Yep, I do.

01:01:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:58.000 Oh, because I'm looking down?

01:01:59.000 Yeah, I didn't know, because I don't use prompter.

01:02:02.000 I normally use prompter, and then I'm trying to pretend like I'm not.

01:02:08.000 But you pointed it out!

01:02:09.000 I know.

01:02:09.000 No, I did.

01:02:10.000 I screwed him. 0.99

01:02:11.000 I totally screwed Dave. 0.97

01:02:12.000 I'm sorry.

01:02:13.000 Look, I understand you're better at this.

01:02:14.000 It was totally believable before.

01:02:15.000 I was trying to help you because... I'm just trying to host.

01:02:18.000 Stephen's not used to being in third chair, guys.

01:02:21.000 It's a different... He likes third chair.

01:02:22.000 He tells me.

01:02:23.000 I do.

01:02:23.000 It's fun.

01:02:24.000 He texts me, too.

01:02:24.000 It's like being at someone else's party.

01:02:26.000 He's like, your job is easy.

01:02:28.000 Remember that when you cash your check?

01:02:30.000 So Joe Rogan freaked people out.

01:02:32.000 Well he did, and now the media wants you to believe that Ivermectin is just veterinary medicine intended for livestock.

01:02:38.000 Right.

01:02:39.000 On top of everything else, the FDA has to warn people not to take livestock dewormer.

01:02:44.000 Doctors say Oklahomans are using the cow deworming medicine, Ivermectin, to treat or prevent COVID-19.

01:02:50.000 For those who may not know, the main ingredient of horsewormer Is Ivermectin.

01:02:55.000 Ivermectin has gotten a lot of attention lately as people try to push some other means of COVID protection and treatment.

01:03:00.000 Okay, pause real quick.

01:03:01.000 I mean, other than just getting the COVID vaccine.

01:03:03.000 Okay, pause real quick.

01:03:04.000 We have more, but... Right, thank you.

01:03:05.000 But I would... That's one... This is something that really bothers me, okay?

01:03:09.000 As an alternative treatment, an alternative to what?

01:03:12.000 When people are talking, again we're not giving any medical advice, when people say as an alternative treatment, what treatment do they give you right now for COVID?

01:03:17.000 I'm not talking about a vaccine, which people obviously should make that decision between them and their prescribing physician.

01:03:24.000 Of course everyone should have the right and decision to control their own body and what they put in their own body.

01:03:31.000 What treatment, though, if you already have COVID?

01:03:32.000 If you go to the hospital now, they say go home and take Tylenol, come back in, and they toss you on a ventilator.

01:03:37.000 In other words, let's say ivermectin were used, which it has been in some other countries.

01:03:42.000 We cannot argue whether it's been used effectively or not, because that's not allowed on YouTube.

01:03:46.000 However, I think we could say Joe Rogan did effectively use it, though, or at least in his opinion.

01:03:52.000 Along with the monoclonal antibodies.

01:03:54.000 Yes.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, but three days later he tested negative.

01:03:58.000 But the point is, as an alternative treatment, let's say you used ivermectin, let's say you used hydroxychloroquine, let's say you used whatever it could be, vitamin C, castongaroot, take your pick.

01:04:09.000 It would be in lieu of what treatment given to you at the hospital.

01:04:15.000 None!

01:04:15.000 They don't give you any right now.

01:04:16.000 They say, Tylenol, come back, and they toss you on a ventilator.

01:04:19.000 There are no treatments.

01:04:21.000 If you get the flu, right, let's say you get a flu shot, you can still get the flu, you go in, they have treatments that they give you for the flu.

01:04:29.000 That is not the case with COVID.

01:04:32.000 That's my point there.

01:04:33.000 When they say, oh, there's an alternative treatment, First off, alternative, approved by the FDA, prescribed to hundreds of millions of people, but alternative to what COVID treatment at that?

01:04:42.000 Well, I think if you're elderly, they try to put you in with other elderly people where somebody can hit you.

01:04:49.000 And then they fill those homes with... Elderly crips. 1.00

01:04:52.000 Yes, it's called punch the COVID out of your face. 0.98

01:04:57.000 Well, I agree with you, but I have heard that horses love it. 0.75

01:05:03.000 Yeah, that's...

01:05:05.000 Yeah, see?

01:05:07.000 That's weird.

01:05:09.000 That's weird.

01:05:10.000 He loves it.

01:05:11.000 He's having a good time.

01:05:12.000 Would you actually have more of that clip?

01:05:15.000 Oh, the montage?

01:05:16.000 Sorry, I cut it off.

01:05:17.000 I was complaining.

01:05:18.000 I apologize.

01:05:18.000 So things are clearly bad, but they're being made even worse by people who have refused to take the vaccine and instead are swallowing horse pace.

01:05:25.000 What would you tell someone who is considering taking that drug?

01:05:29.000 Oh, God.

01:05:31.000 Don't do it.

01:05:32.000 There's no evidence whatsoever that that works and it could potentially have toxicity, as you just mentioned, with people who have gone to poison control centers because they've taken the drug at a ridiculous dose and wind up getting sick.

01:05:46.000 There's no clinical evidence that indicates that this works.

01:05:50.000 Oh, so taking mega doses is a problem just like Tylenol or Aspirin?

01:05:56.000 For liver patients?

01:05:57.000 Yeah.

01:05:59.000 Makes perfect sense.

01:06:00.000 Anyone who calls it horse dewormer, any reporter, is guilty of journalistic malpractice.

01:06:03.000 Oh yeah.

01:06:04.000 Well that's what I love is the people online who are just like, horse dewormer, haha, and then they snort ketamine.

01:06:10.000 Yeah, right.

01:06:11.000 Alright, well let's admit it's not just for animals.

01:06:14.000 Mane and tail shampoo, and I'm like, hmm.

01:06:16.000 For crying out loud, Danny Bonaduce was on steroids that were supposed to be used for bulls.

01:06:22.000 He's all natural.

01:06:23.000 But it worked for him.

01:06:24.000 Yeah, he really turned into a bull.

01:06:26.000 Look at that guy. 0.99

01:06:27.000 Did you guys ever see that one where he threw that gay reality star over his shoulder? 0.95

01:06:30.000 Have you guys seen that video? 0.81

01:06:32.000 No.

01:06:32.000 Alright, someone bring it up.

01:06:33.000 We'll find it.

01:06:35.000 We'll bring it up on Mug Club. 0.81

01:06:37.000 He comes on stage and there's a gay guy from a reality show.

01:06:41.000 I don't remember who the gay guy was.

01:06:42.000 He goes out to hug Danny Bonaduce and he jumps on him, wraps his legs around him, as a woman would, and goes like, like gyrates, and Danny Bonaduce... 0.99

01:06:51.000 Is it Johnny Fairplay from Survivor?

01:06:53.000 Is that it?

01:06:54.000 It must be it.

01:06:55.000 Is Danny wearing bedazzled jeans?

01:06:57.000 Because he's pretty good at that.

01:06:59.000 Yeah, he is.

01:06:59.000 And he throws them and you hear the guy's teeth hit the stage.

01:07:02.000 We'll bring it on Mug Club.

01:07:03.000 It is hysterical, but sorry, continue.

01:07:05.000 He single-handedly made Ed Hardy a very rich man.

01:07:09.000 Well, Ivermectin is for humans.

01:07:11.000 It is an anti-parasitic medicine with an over 30 year history in treating humans.

01:07:17.000 The Nobel Prize in Physiology of Medicine was awarded to, and I want to make sure I'm saying this right, Satyoshi Amura and William Campbell, who discovered it in 1975.

01:07:28.000 That's a fun way of saying the white guy took it.

01:07:34.000 We'll both take the prize, thank you.

01:07:35.000 Yeah, Satoshi's, let me hang on to it for a second.

01:07:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:38.000 Oh, you discovered this?

01:07:39.000 Me too!

01:07:41.000 I'm the Thomas Edison of the medicine world.

01:07:43.000 Satoshi's at his loft, he just sees it above the toilet, he's like, is that, uh, no, no, no, it's a replica.

01:07:49.000 I took yours and I made it better, I added sugar.

01:07:53.000 And it's so effective, and with such an incredible safety profile, it has been on the WHO's list of essential medicines for almost 20 years.

01:08:05.000 That is the World Health Organization, not E. Townsend, the guy who researches child porn for an acting role.

01:08:13.000 Right, yes.

01:08:15.000 Which was also really awkward when Daniel Day-Lewis did it.

01:08:18.000 Yes.

01:08:18.000 He was like, LEAVE ME MY CHILD PORN!

01:08:22.000 You're like, that's not... That's not method acting, man.

01:08:25.000 In the movie My Left Hand.

01:08:26.000 Oh come on, that was a brilliant pull.

01:08:31.000 Again, this is something that has a long history Being used with human beings, and it's just amazing.

01:08:38.000 I don't think, okay, I feel like I say this a lot, but it's definitely one of the most clear displays of blatant media bias, trying to misrepresent a story.

01:08:46.000 Oh, of course.

01:08:47.000 Well, but it means another story that we had.

01:08:48.000 You remember when hydroxychloroquine was being promoted by a ton of people for different reasons?

01:08:53.000 You mean fish cleaner?

01:08:54.000 Exactly.

01:08:54.000 We had the fish tank cleaner thing.

01:08:56.000 Like, listen, don't go take fish cleaner.

01:08:58.000 Then some broad officer husband, like, here, take this.

01:09:01.000 This is going to cure you.

01:09:03.000 He happened to die!

01:09:05.000 It's a terrible thing, but what a great story that she was like, no, I just I just heard this on the news.

01:09:09.000 Here's your medicine.

01:09:11.000 Here's some Swiss Miss. 1.00

01:09:13.000 She just did it while he was holding his head underwater in a pool. 0.99

01:09:16.000 She taps it on the top.

01:09:17.000 Well, it's the same as injecting bleach.

01:09:22.000 No one said that.

01:09:23.000 No one said that at all.

01:09:26.000 And by the way, let's say that it's used in veterinary medicine.

01:09:30.000 There are tons of drugs that are used in veterinary medicine.

01:09:32.000 For example, when I had... Ketamine.

01:09:35.000 Yeah, ketamine.

01:09:36.000 They used ketamine to put me out for my surgery.

01:09:39.000 You got a little K-hole from the surgery?

01:09:41.000 Well, no, what they gave me, I guess it's the right dosage, because it just puts you out.

01:09:45.000 And I came back completely clear.

01:09:48.000 I was surprised, because I don't remember any of it.

01:09:50.000 You didn't buy it from my friend Paul?

01:09:53.000 Paul Mayo.

01:09:55.000 They go, oh, something something dose of ketamine. 1.00

01:09:57.000 And I go, what the fuck? 1.00

01:09:58.000 You're giving me horse tranquilizer? 1.00

01:10:01.000 Like, yeah, but we use it here too.

01:10:02.000 So ketamine.

01:10:03.000 He's got a hemp necklace.

01:10:05.000 Pepsid, Prilosec, Benadryl, Gabapen was something we had to use with our dogs.

01:10:10.000 Anti-anxiety medication.

01:10:12.000 Xanax.

01:10:12.000 Xanax, yeah.

01:10:13.000 There are all kinds of medications that are used in humans and animals.

01:10:17.000 And if you look at ivermectin, it has been prescribed to... How many people...

01:10:22.000 have been prescribed ivermectin.

01:10:24.000 Millions.

01:10:24.000 Millions of people have been prescribed it for infections.

01:10:27.000 There's all kinds of infections you can get.

01:10:29.000 Well, there's what?

01:10:30.000 There's river blindness, which is a.k.a.

01:10:34.000 eyeball worms, threadworms, which is a.k.a.

01:10:36.000 elephantitis, scabies, the one that your dad warned you about, those girls with the scabies. 1.00

01:10:43.000 Who is diagnosing all of these?

01:10:44.000 Is it Davy Jones the pirate?

01:10:46.000 He's like, you probably got eyeball worms from the river blindness.

01:10:51.000 Here's a lemon higher.

01:10:52.000 By the way, if you go in my room, be sure not to open me, scabies monger. 0.99

01:10:57.000 He's probably got threadworm, there's no doubt about it. 0.99

01:11:00.000 Look at those giant balls. 1.00

01:11:02.000 He's got hook hand. 0.99

01:11:03.000 It's even been used for rosacea, for Celtic.

01:11:05.000 Yeah, I got a little Celtic in me.

01:11:08.000 Do you?

01:11:09.000 Yeah.

01:11:09.000 Do you get rosacea?

01:11:10.000 And by the way, some people are saying, oh, it's antiparasitic.

01:11:13.000 Well, there are plenty of antiparasitic medications that have antiviral properties, and I don't have time to get into the difference between antiseptic, antibacterial, antiviral, antiparasitic, but there is absolute crossover depending on how it affects the cell membrane, The lipid layer.

01:11:26.000 So it's not unheard of at all for medications to be used off-label.

01:11:31.000 And this has been over 250 million people, I think, is the number, annually.

01:11:33.000 Oh yeah, that is right.

01:11:34.000 That's the actual number.

01:11:35.000 250 million people.

01:11:36.000 A quarter billion, if you will.

01:11:38.000 Annually!

01:11:39.000 Wow.

01:11:39.000 Annually!

01:11:40.000 A year.

01:11:41.000 That's insane.

01:11:41.000 They've served as many people Evermectin as McDonald's has burgers, basically.

01:11:46.000 Well, it's a rounding error if titty tattoo is... Well, that's true.

01:11:50.000 I mean, it depends on the person.

01:11:51.000 I could just watch her go to the drive-thru and look at the numbers change.

01:11:55.000 Oh, yes.

01:11:55.000 Do you think that she had to hold it up for him to tattoo?

01:11:58.000 Yes.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, 100%.

01:11:59.000 There's a mechanism going on.

01:12:01.000 She had to flip it up like the original Starbucks mermaid logo.

01:12:04.000 Or maybe he had, like, assistants.

01:12:05.000 Yeah.

01:12:06.000 No, you would have to have assistants.

01:12:07.000 You'd have to tie that.

01:12:08.000 Right, yeah. 0.79

01:12:09.000 Did you know that the original Starbucks logo is a siren and you actually see the full boobs? 0.96

01:12:14.000 Yeah.

01:12:14.000 Really?

01:12:14.000 Yeah, yeah, if you zoom out.

01:12:15.000 We'll talk about that on Mug Club.

01:12:17.000 Is that true?

01:12:17.000 Yeah, it's a true thing.

01:12:18.000 You see full boobs and it's like her spreading her boobs. 1.00

01:12:21.000 I've never wanted to see that list. 0.88

01:12:22.000 Is it an original one?

01:12:24.000 I know she's a mermaid, but is it a specific... is it in every single Starbucks?

01:12:28.000 Originally, the original logo was the mermaid or siren, yeah, where you saw the boobs.

01:12:32.000 Mermaids wore manatees, correct? 1.00

01:12:34.000 And they thought they were... that's how the...

01:12:37.000 Is that true?

01:12:37.000 I have no idea.

01:12:38.000 It was from drinking salt water and they saw the manatees and they thought they were half-women. 0.79

01:12:46.000 They tried to have sex with them. 0.99

01:12:48.000 It's just a bunch of baby sailors banging manatees. 1.00

01:12:52.000 That's all it was.

01:12:52.000 They were like, I had the hottest half-fish lady at sea.

01:12:56.000 You'd never guess.

01:12:58.000 Davy Jones, that was a manatee.

01:13:01.000 I thought it'd be a TikToker. 0.59

01:13:04.000 She lured me in.

01:13:05.000 I couldn't tell.

01:13:06.000 I can't see from the eye worms.

01:13:09.000 I need me an antiparasitic. 0.64

01:13:13.000 Or is it antiviral?

01:13:15.000 I don't know.

01:13:16.000 This has taken place centuries before term theory.

01:13:18.000 Give me a ventilator.

01:13:20.000 We have better medicine back then.

01:13:22.000 By the way, we're not making any, any medical claims.

01:13:25.000 No, we have merely made an observation that various countries are researching ivermectin as a treatment and prevention against COVID.

01:13:35.000 That's it.

01:13:35.000 Yeah.

01:13:36.000 Research.

01:13:37.000 And I know, and I can hear some people now, and Gerald, because your wife is a nurse, you know, like people make up something, well, actually, the maker of ivermectin, is it Merck?

01:13:44.000 Merck.

01:13:46.000 Short for Merkin.

01:13:47.000 Yeah.

01:13:48.000 They say it doesn't work for COVID.

01:13:50.000 Well, here's the thing.

01:13:51.000 Sure, they're the maker.

01:13:52.000 Their patent expired in 1996, so you can get a $2 generic pill.

01:13:56.000 And they were just granted $350-something million to create their own COVID vaccine.

01:14:02.000 Again, all references available at the website, letitgetbetter.com, link in the description.

01:14:06.000 You know what?

01:14:06.000 Hey, how much money can you make off Merck?

01:14:10.000 Merck, how much money can you make off of Ivermectin?

01:14:12.000 None.

01:14:13.000 $350 million for a vaccine and then a multi-billion dollar government contract makes a little more sense than something less profitable than aspirin.

01:14:21.000 Well, I love how all of a sudden, though, clinical trials and data over several years matters.

01:14:27.000 Yeah.

01:14:28.000 All of a sudden.

01:14:28.000 All of a sudden, that's a very important thing.

01:14:29.000 And by the way, in that Merck release, they actually said, at the current dosages that we were studying, and with the population.

01:14:35.000 So they added some qualifiers there, so that they could cover themselves just a little bit.

01:14:39.000 Right.

01:14:39.000 It was so easy to find, too.

01:14:41.000 That's what bothers me the most, where you can just see, oh, this is unprofitable.

01:14:44.000 Yeah.

01:14:45.000 Right.

01:14:45.000 It was that simple.

01:14:46.000 Well, because that's the attack that the left has always used, if you were saying, you know, for example, there is no, no one could possibly... You mean before they became the voice of Big Pharma?

01:14:53.000 Yeah, before they became the voice of Big Pharma.

01:14:54.000 of big pharma, there can be no vested interest in something like ivermectin and something

01:14:59.000 like hydroxychloroquine.

01:15:01.000 We know that there obviously is.

01:15:02.000 I mean, what a brilliant business model right now when we're talking about the vaccine.

01:15:05.000 And I'm not even attributing any nefarious motives here at all.

01:15:08.000 If you want to take the Trump vaccine, you can thank Donald Trump for it.

01:15:11.000 You can take the Trump vaccine.

01:15:13.000 But what a brilliant business model to create a vaccine, and then God knows what's going

01:15:17.000 to happen with the variant, because there are variants with all kinds of coronaviruses

01:15:20.000 that have existed since the beginning, since the inception of coronaviruses.

01:15:24.000 And now, because of a variant, you need another booster.

01:15:26.000 And of course, there will be another variant, and you're going to need another booster.

01:15:30.000 So once you join that circus, you better stick along for the ride for the rest of your life, because they didn't tell you that.

01:15:37.000 And there are a lot of people right now, look, you want to solve vaccine hesitancy?

01:15:41.000 Then you need to be straightforward about it, and tell people, we are just going to demand never-ending boosters as soon as there's a variant that comes out, and we know that coronaviruses mutate, and it's very likely you'll be having to do them, you know, not even like a flu shot every year, right now, what are they talking about, after four months?

01:15:59.000 Perhaps they could say it's a rushed vaccine, maybe.

01:16:02.000 Maybe.

01:16:03.000 I'm not trying to say that.

01:16:05.000 Well, but in, you know, Ireland, sorry, in Israel right now, totally different countries, by the way.

01:16:11.000 Yeah.

01:16:12.000 Two very different people.

01:16:13.000 One of them drinks heavy.

01:16:15.000 They were, I'll leave that to you to find out, they were... I did.

01:16:19.000 They were saying that, you know, you have to have two vaccine shots to be able to go out and have a vaccine passport and do stuff.

01:16:25.000 And now they're saying if you don't have the third, you're treated as essentially unvaccinated.

01:16:29.000 Like if you don't have the booster, you are now back to being unvaccinated.

01:16:32.000 And so the goalpost just keeps moving in these things.

01:16:35.000 So, don't think we're like conspiracy theorists here.

01:16:37.000 We're like, this is happening real time in other countries.

01:16:40.000 Yeah, well, and what bothers me is, at least as per the CDC, it's actually being given to refugees from all, like, Middle Eastern countries.

01:16:48.000 So, Ivermectin.

01:16:48.000 Yeah, Ivermectin.

01:16:49.000 Ivermectin is being given to all refugees, I believe, from the Middle East, Asia, North Africa, Latin America, Caribbean countries.

01:16:56.000 Not for COVID! 0.92

01:16:57.000 So, just in case, The overlords at Big Tech, we're not saying that they're giving it to them for COVID, we're saying that they're giving it to them for parasites that are often brought in, and we're not saying that refugees are parasites, we're not even saying that they're parasite-riddled.

01:17:11.000 We are just saying that the CDC recommends all of these mass hysteria refugees be given ivermectin. 1.00

01:17:21.000 Hey, by the way, Lily just sent in that Merck is launching new trials of oral COVID-19 drugs.

01:17:27.000 It's gonna be ivermectin with a time-release coating.

01:17:31.000 No, it's time-a-vectin.

01:17:32.000 It's totally different.

01:17:33.000 It's time-a-vectin in a gel cap!

01:17:35.000 Oh look, it turns out we had the cure laying around.

01:17:39.000 We were filing patent paper, I mean trials.

01:17:42.000 I was using it to level my desk because I ran out of sugar packets.

01:17:48.000 That Rogan guy's talking about it, we better get on this.

01:17:50.000 Oh my gosh, he has so much influence.

01:17:52.000 How do you make $240 million on Spotify?

01:17:56.000 I can't, I can't.

01:17:57.000 We can't compete.

01:17:59.000 I feel like Joe just took everything that would piss off the media.

01:18:02.000 He's like, I don't even know if he really had COVID.

01:18:04.000 I think he did.

01:18:05.000 But could you imagine the just big head fake?

01:18:08.000 He was like, let's do this.

01:18:09.000 I'm going to take everything that they hate and in three days it's going to be gone.

01:18:11.000 He was like a squid of middle fingers.

01:18:13.000 Oh yeah.

01:18:14.000 Everywhere.

01:18:15.000 Everything.

01:18:16.000 And then he tested negative three days later.

01:18:17.000 That's what I love is the, it's the same as the media.

01:18:22.000 We're not saying again, take it.

01:18:23.000 We're just saying that calling it horse dewormer is not true.

01:18:28.000 About Joe is yeah, he took it, everybody, you know, all of a sudden you get half of

01:18:32.000 the country, not half the country, but a good portion of people basically wishing death

01:18:36.000 on him because they're so progressive.

01:18:38.000 And then he beats it in three days.

01:18:40.000 I realize when you said Joe, I was thinking former Vice President Joe Biden, because I always hear Joe Rogan.

01:18:44.000 No.

01:18:44.000 I was like, Joe took Ivermectin, and now I understand.

01:18:47.000 I don't think he's going to beat what he has.

01:18:49.000 No.

01:18:50.000 That's terminal.

01:18:52.000 What are we doing?

01:18:53.000 Someone stabbing him with a dopamine pen like Russell Crowe in 310 to Yula. 0.99

01:18:59.000 They're going to hang me in the morning! 0.99

01:19:01.000 Like Hillary. 1.00

01:19:02.000 Don't do that.

01:19:02.000 I forgot how much my chest hurts.

01:19:04.000 Dude, in the 90s, Axel Rose came out more promptly than the president.

01:19:09.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:19:11.000 And here's something, too.

01:19:11.000 When people say, you know, in their last breath, I blame the unvaccinated.

01:19:16.000 Oh, geez.

01:19:16.000 I don't want it.

01:19:18.000 I blame the fat.

01:19:20.000 Right.

01:19:20.000 This is another, well, you know.

01:19:22.000 Unless it's on a steak, because sometimes that is.

01:19:24.000 Yeah, I do love a ribeye. 0.99

01:19:25.000 Anyone who picks a New York strip over a ribeye needs to be hung. 0.91

01:19:28.000 I just don't get it. 0.99

01:19:29.000 Hung and quartered. 0.94

01:19:29.000 Like, it's right there. 0.94

01:19:30.000 But this brings us, when we're talking about COVID, We only talk about the healthcare system.

01:19:35.000 What happened to wellness?

01:19:38.000 I think we're allowed to talk about that on YouTube and on Big Tech, about actually being healthy, about actually keeping yourself well before you really get any kind of transmissible virus or disease.

01:19:51.000 And I think this brings us to another Well, actually, I did see a bit of that, though, after he recovered, that you saw from the left going, well, yeah, look at how much he works out, look at how he takes care of himself.

01:20:02.000 Of course he beat it in three days.

01:20:03.000 And it's like, okay, so what is it?

01:20:05.000 Why is everything an argument?

01:20:07.000 If you really care about human life, let's look at how this works.

01:20:10.000 Right.

01:20:11.000 And instead, they're just trying to create more mass hysteria about the Delta Variant!

01:20:16.000 Don't even say the name of the Delta Variant!

01:20:21.000 Fear-mongering!

01:20:22.000 And the CDC director is calling the Delta COVID variant one of the most infectious respiratory viruses she's ever seen.

01:20:28.000 Ever.

01:20:29.000 The state is also seeing an alarming spike in cases among children.

01:20:32.000 But with that Delta variant quickly spreading across the country, health officials are concerned at least some of these bikers may take home more than just a few memories.

01:20:43.000 It ain't gonna be COVID, let me tell you.

01:20:45.000 You mean an old lady on the back of an Indian at Sturgis? 1.00

01:20:48.000 How much of a threat is the Delta variant right now? 0.68

01:20:52.000 Here you go.

01:20:54.000 Judy, it's a significant threat.

01:20:55.000 Well, Robin, this is not your grandfather's COVID.

01:21:00.000 Wait, no kidding.

01:21:02.000 They should have never hired the slogan writer for Jaws sequence.

01:21:07.000 Now your grandpappy's... My grandfather's dead, so... COVID, I'll be back.

01:21:13.000 I'll be back.

01:21:14.000 Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the ICU. 0.99

01:21:18.000 Now you're dead.

01:21:19.000 Just when you thought it was safe to take off your mask. 1.00

01:21:22.000 You're dead. 1.00

01:21:23.000 COVID. 0.98

01:21:24.000 This time, it's Deltanol.

01:21:28.000 Delta Force 2.

01:21:29.000 Oh, that was such a terrible movie.

01:21:32.000 Yeah, Delta Force wasn't.

01:21:34.000 No, Delta Force 2 wasn't.

01:21:35.000 Yeah, Delta Force 2.

01:21:36.000 I mean, Delta Force was also, but in a fun way.

01:21:39.000 Yeah.

01:21:39.000 I like Chuck Norris, let's be honest.

01:21:41.000 So, I think that this is something, too, we need to talk about... Walker, Texas Ranger?

01:21:47.000 No.

01:21:47.000 I have a story about that, we'll tell it later.

01:21:50.000 There are over 300 million... how many people in America?

01:21:52.000 300 million in America and over 40 million cases...

01:21:57.000 So, of COVID.

01:21:58.000 Yeah.

01:21:58.000 So about 40 million cases of COVID, 300 million Americans, and then in two, so in two years.

01:22:04.000 Yes.

01:22:05.000 Keep in mind, too, a flu season is measured from, hey, Gerald, your wife's a nurse, is it measured from, is it September through April or is it October through May?

01:22:14.000 I think it's something right around that, yeah.

01:22:15.000 So it's like fall to spring.

01:22:17.000 Right.

01:22:17.000 So that's when they measure flu season.

01:22:19.000 But we're talking about now two years, basically.

01:22:22.000 Thirteen percent of the population that it's affected.

01:22:26.000 There have been six- how many deaths, Dave?

01:22:28.000 You have the numbers.

01:22:29.000 I believe it's six hundred and sixty-six.

01:22:32.000 Oh, no.

01:22:33.000 Six, six, six.

01:22:35.000 Six, six, six.

01:22:36.000 Oh, that means only one thing.

01:22:39.000 The re- 🎵 0.99

01:22:42.000 🎵 Nice mask, p***y. 0.98

01:22:55.000 🎵 🎵 0.98

01:23:04.000 Say what you want about Devil Walrus, he is multi-faceted when it comes to employment.

01:23:09.000 He really is, and you know, he might terrorize you, but he still cares about the health of others.

01:23:15.000 He's not sitting on unemployment right now.

01:23:18.000 He might kill you, but he's gonna make sure you don't get sick.

01:23:20.000 I don't know how much that mask works when he pierces a hole through his tux.

01:23:27.000 So that means when you do the numbers, is it 0.2?

01:23:28.000 0.2%?

01:23:29.000 No, 0.2% of the population.

01:23:32.000 Yeah, 0.2% of the population.

01:23:34.000 Correct, yes.

01:23:35.000 Is that correct?

01:23:36.000 Yes.

01:23:36.000 In two years.

01:23:37.000 I know it's the same.

01:23:39.000 It's a joke.

01:23:40.000 In two years!

01:23:42.000 Now, here's, I think, I think what matters though too is we can talk, I think we need to look at that.

01:23:46.000 So 0.2% of the population have died from COVID.

01:23:48.000 This is assuming, by the way, no false positives.

01:23:50.000 This is assuming that no one died with COVID as opposed to from COVID, like someone who, I don't know, died from a motorcycle accident or tried to blow their head off with a shotgun and was listed as a COVID death.

01:24:00.000 Let's just assume all these numbers are accurate.

01:24:02.000 That's a conversation we've had in other shows.

01:24:04.000 We'll have links in the descriptions.

01:24:06.000 I think then it does matter 0.2% if there's a disproportionate I guess I should say enclave of society who was affected by COVID.

01:24:16.000 Who are those people?

01:24:17.000 Those numbers matter.

01:24:18.000 And I believe Dave has.

01:24:19.000 Well, now I'm just seeing where we're at.

01:24:23.000 Well, the numbers are fairly small, right?

01:24:24.000 I mean, now what age group is the most affected by COVID?

01:24:29.000 Uh, well, we know it's over 85 years old.

01:24:31.000 Okay, so 85 years old, had the highest COVID death rate of 1,797 per 100,000 in the U.S., which, that's not, I mean, that's not horribly, I mean, it's horrible if somebody dies, but if you're 85, I think one of the things that might kill you is just you.

01:24:51.000 85.

01:24:51.000 You know, time.

01:24:52.000 You're up there.

01:24:52.000 It's fine.

01:24:53.000 If I hit 85, I'm going to be very surprised. 0.99

01:24:55.000 Getting your balls trapped under your hover around? 0.98

01:24:57.000 Oh, can you imagine getting tangled with other guys? 0.99

01:25:00.000 But I was going to the Grand Canyon!

01:25:02.000 Not today!

01:25:03.000 I hurt all the time.

01:25:03.000 I hurt all the time. Are you my wife?

01:25:08.000 No Oh, thank God, bet!

01:25:13.000 That's what I hated about the notebook.

01:25:16.000 Would you really just rush to the hospital to remind your wife who you are?

01:25:19.000 I'd be like, is she still not knowing stuff?

01:25:22.000 Alright, I'll be back in two months.

01:25:25.000 Hopefully it'll be a burial.

01:25:28.000 She's Miss Oklahoma, what the hell is it?

01:25:30.000 Put a sash on her. 0.98

01:25:31.000 I'm gonna make up a new story every day until she freaks out on me. 0.77

01:25:35.000 By the way, and this is the thing too, when you say is it a tragedy, it does matter because studies from I think it was the UK and Italy, right, they found that the average death age, I don't know if it was the average, the median, the mean, was 80 years old by comparison.

01:25:50.000 I mean life expectancy is 78.

01:25:52.000 Yeah.

01:25:53.000 And Italy has, I believe, a proportionately larger number of elderly people.

01:25:58.000 They do, yes.

01:25:59.000 Very much so.

01:26:00.000 I mean, that's going to be exactly what should happen.

01:26:03.000 That's kind of what you would expect.

01:26:04.000 And this information is necessary when trying to diagnose how you're going to treat people around the world and what kind of measures you need to put in place to save them.

01:26:11.000 Not throwing old folks back in with other old folks when they're sick would probably be a place to start. 1.00

01:26:15.000 Cuomo.

01:26:17.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:26:18.000 Whitmer.

01:26:19.000 I'm just saying.

01:26:21.000 Not that Whitmer would do that.

01:26:22.000 I think she's a stand-up gal. 1.00

01:26:25.000 I'd like to take her to a dance.

01:26:27.000 She stands up on stilts with striped stockings. 0.59

01:26:30.000 She's a bad woman. 1.00

01:26:31.000 They just roll up under that house every single time.

01:26:37.000 She's next to the cauldron with Bette Midler. 0.70

01:26:40.000 She's the only governor who has on hand for some reason in her carry-all Eye of Newt You never know. 0.99

01:26:48.000 You just never know.

01:26:50.000 Oh, she's the worst. 0.99

01:26:51.000 I mean, she's great. 0.67

01:26:54.000 Maybe you should call Feds and have you kidnapped.

01:26:56.000 So let's be clear, this answer...

01:26:59.000 It hurts.

01:27:01.000 Ah, it's hurting worse.

01:27:03.000 What's so funny is you can say that because it's been proven.

01:27:06.000 Yeah.

01:27:08.000 Now, let's be clear.

01:27:09.000 The stance from the media has been the only facet to address COVID is vaccines or nothing.

01:27:14.000 Yeah, vaccines or nothing.

01:27:15.000 And some doctors are even refusing to treat patients who haven't been vaccinated, which is crazy.

01:27:21.000 I just can't imagine.

01:27:22.000 You know what, okay, what if a doctor said, oh, well, your BMI is bacon grease, so I'm not serving you.

01:27:28.000 Right.

01:27:28.000 I'm not helping you.

01:27:29.000 This was entirely preventable.

01:27:30.000 I have been your primary physician for 10 years.

01:27:33.000 You've never lost weight.

01:27:34.000 As a matter of fact, you've gained weight because you became a member of the Fat Pride movement, and I'm through with it.

01:27:40.000 I'm tired of pushing the boulder uphill.

01:27:44.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 They'd cut up your license.

01:27:45.000 Right.

01:27:45.000 Well, rightfully so, right?

01:27:47.000 They're like, oh, you smoke?

01:27:48.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:27:49.000 It's tough that you can't breathe right now, but we need the oxygen for other people who are making better life choices.

01:27:53.000 Right.

01:27:53.000 Well, it's like Candace Owens, who just wanted to get a test.

01:27:57.000 To make sure she didn't snitch! 0.92

01:27:58.000 Well, that was because she was black. 1.00

01:28:00.000 Yeah, that's true. 0.89

01:28:01.000 He Googled her.

01:28:02.000 He didn't read anything about her.

01:28:03.000 He just saw her face and was like, nah.

01:28:07.000 You go somewhere else.

01:28:08.000 Not in these pots. 0.97

01:28:09.000 You ain't black. 0.98

01:28:11.000 I don't test that. 0.95

01:28:12.000 I don't cut the hair.

01:28:16.000 Oh, schmear some coconut oil, call it a day. 0.50

01:28:19.000 Yeah, she was trying to do the right thing, and then you have somebody who disagrees with you.

01:28:23.000 Like, could you imagine having to agree with every doctor you've ever met on every political stance in order to get help?

01:28:29.000 It's like, well, he bled out.

01:28:31.000 We didn't even finish the conversation. 1.00

01:28:32.000 Yeah, but do people die because of stupid decisions? 1.00

01:28:35.000 Like, have you seen the shows, Faces of Death and stuff like that? 1.00

01:28:38.000 Yes!

01:28:38.000 Or get hurts or maimed?

01:28:40.000 That's pretty much how- You gotta fill out a questionnaire when you go in?

01:28:43.000 Well, how did you do that to yourself?

01:28:44.000 Well... Yeah, whatever lie you're gonna write down.

01:28:46.000 Yeah, exactly!

01:28:47.000 Come on, what are you doing? 0.98

01:28:48.000 You're like, oh, you mean, how did the cucumber get in my anus? 0.98

01:28:50.000 Oh, well, I slipped in a grocery store. 0.99

01:28:54.000 I'm a real butterfinger.

01:28:55.000 My bad.

01:28:56.000 How did Macaroni Midler get up there?

01:28:59.000 You know, I was feeling self-punitive.

01:29:04.000 They're talking to her husband.

01:29:05.000 He's like, I was just trying to be with the sexier one.

01:29:09.000 I was trying to end it.

01:29:10.000 Look at my wife. 1.00

01:29:10.000 You see her. 1.00

01:29:11.000 We know that it affects the old. 0.87

01:29:12.000 We know that it affects the infirm.

01:29:14.000 So, a very small percentage when we're looking at the numbers of young people get COVID, but I think it matters.

01:29:19.000 What could be a factor in young people dying of COVID?

01:29:25.000 Number one risk factor.

01:29:27.000 Obesity.

01:29:28.000 Nobody could have seen that coming.

01:29:28.000 Anyone under the age of 65.

01:29:30.000 Was it the NIH funded study?

01:29:33.000 The NIH funded study found obese patients under 65 were at a significantly higher risk of death or overall from COVID and not patients over 60.

01:29:43.000 But I think there's a number, wasn't it like three times or something more likely?

01:29:47.000 Yeah, three times.

01:29:48.000 Three times a higher risk of hospitalization.

01:29:51.000 One point, one and a half times.

01:29:54.000 higher risk of severe illness accord by the way according to the CDC yeah this is all them 65 is young yeah well anyone under the age of 65 because that's a cutoff where something happens with your immune system the same reason that vaccines don't necessarily interact the same with old people young people oh if you're If you're following the science, it would be interesting to know how immune systems change, mature, how they weaken.

01:30:15.000 Also, why people who have blood-type pudding are at greater risk.

01:30:18.000 So I think that's sort of a self-explanatory issue.

01:30:22.000 According to the CDC, a three-time higher risk... Somebody go snapped in the playground?

01:30:27.000 A three-time high risk of hospitalization, but you can't say it because we've said that everything is, that every body type is healthy.

01:30:34.000 Yeah.

01:30:35.000 And so when you see stories, have you guys seen these stories where it says young healthy teen dies of COVID?

01:30:39.000 Oh, no.

01:30:40.000 Oh, I know.

01:30:41.000 I was accidentally very rude on one of them.

01:30:42.000 Do we have pictures of the people from those?

01:30:45.000 I don't, but I can pull some up.

01:30:45.000 Do we have some?

01:30:46.000 Let's pull some up.

01:30:47.000 Yeah, let's pull some up.

01:30:48.000 It's not what you think.

01:30:49.000 Well, one of them is like... This guy pulls up in a van, he's like, you want some candy?

01:30:53.000 He's like, no, I got diabetes.

01:30:56.000 That's what I like to hear.

01:30:57.000 Oh, these kids are easy to catch now, you just need a net.

01:31:01.000 They can't run as fast.

01:31:02.000 They all got the sugar foot. 0.82

01:31:06.000 Sugar foot's my favorite term.

01:31:07.000 No, it's great.

01:31:08.000 It's the best.

01:31:09.000 Well, when you see stories that young and...

01:31:14.000 Okay, I got a picture.

01:31:15.000 Oh, yeah, here we go.

01:31:16.000 This is the young healthy.

01:31:17.000 All right, now.

01:31:18.000 Young healthy.

01:31:19.000 We're all at home.

01:31:20.000 Let's be careful.

01:31:21.000 We're not making fun of any of these people.

01:31:22.000 No, not at all.

01:31:23.000 We're just trying to.

01:31:24.000 We're just showing you.

01:31:25.000 Well, especially if you're young and a kid at this age, we're not making fun of you at

01:31:27.000 all.

01:31:28.000 We're just trying to say, like, I'm a father.

01:31:29.000 You're a father.

01:31:30.000 You're a father.

01:31:31.000 Yeah.

01:31:32.000 Look at, you have to look, you're a father.

01:31:34.000 It's not the kid's fault, it's the parent's fault.

01:31:37.000 Well there was a picture of somebody in Ohio and it said young healthy person, I think this was like a CNN article, and she was she was very much overweight and I said like that it was very sad but that you had to weigh all of the factors when somebody dies.

01:31:49.000 I didn't mean that to be a pun! 0.58

01:31:51.000 I wasn't trying to be a jerk, I got all these responses that were like... Wow, that's a brilliant joke on the incident. 0.97

01:31:57.000 This must affect you a ton. 0.97

01:31:59.000 Is this really weighing on you?

01:32:01.000 I'm like, what did I say? 0.98

01:32:02.000 I went back and was like, oh crap. 0.95

01:32:03.000 Oh no.

01:32:03.000 By the way, we have all those links available at the website.

01:32:05.000 There's one from The Sun, CNN, ABC, Yahoo, News 3 Memphis. 0.99

01:32:09.000 There's so many examples of perfectly healthy, but you can't say that's unhealthy when you've been mounting a PR campaign to tell everyone that they have to recognize... Shit, just wrote, we really gotta chew the fat before we determine this. 0.99

01:32:25.000 Anyways. 0.98

01:32:28.000 You make a better point.

01:32:29.000 I'm just laughing at a fact joke.

01:32:32.000 There's been this whole national movement, Stephen, to make sure people get in shape and lose weight so that they have a better chance of surviving COVID if they were to get it, right?

01:32:39.000 We've seen that all over the country, right?

01:32:40.000 It's all over.

01:32:41.000 All over the world, in fact.

01:32:42.000 Yeah, they demand that you recognize them as healthy, even if they are morbidly obese.

01:32:47.000 I think we have a montage.

01:32:47.000 This is the West Memphis...

01:32:49.000 Oh, West Memphis family.

01:32:52.000 For crying out loud!

01:32:53.000 That's not fair for her.

01:32:57.000 Did I do?

01:32:58.000 You did mess up the prompter there.

01:33:00.000 Just hit the little check mark.

01:33:01.000 It just slipped.

01:33:04.000 Hit the checkmark on the top left, Dave.

01:33:06.000 Top left?

01:33:07.000 Yeah.

01:33:07.000 For crying out loud, he treats computers like he's the average COVID patient.

01:33:11.000 He's like, hold on, let me get my glasses.

01:33:12.000 Nobody said I knew how to use computers.

01:33:15.000 No, so they've been demanding that you recognize them.

01:33:18.000 This is where we are.

01:33:19.000 People who are morbidly obese as beautiful, fit, and brave.

01:33:22.000 Here you go.

01:33:23.000 This is what creates a pandemic.

01:33:25.000 Get medical equipment that will actually work for fat patients, like blood pressure cuffs that fit, and won't give a false high reading because they're too tight.

01:33:32.000 Set up their office in a way that makes it usable for fat people, like putting chairs without arms in every room.

01:33:38.000 When you go to a clothing store, tell them to expand their size range.

01:33:42.000 It does not matter what their size range currently is.

01:33:45.000 Tell them to expand it.

01:33:47.000 People keep asking me to clarify what a b-belly is.

01:33:50.000 I did shoot a video explaining this a couple months ago, but now it's so far down on the list that people can't find it.

01:33:56.000 So it looks like the capital letter B. That's the long and short of it.

01:34:01.000 So this is what mine looks like.

01:34:02.000 There is a chubby upper part that looks like the top of the letter B, and a chubby lower part that looks like the bottom part, and then there is a waistband in the middle separating the two where your belly button is.

01:34:14.000 Now this THIS IS A BIKINI BODY! 1.00

01:34:21.000 Well, sure, if you're just slapping things that aren't things you're saying they are.

01:34:24.000 BIKINI BODY! 0.99

01:34:25.000 I have an acid in my throat.

01:34:28.000 That second-to-last, uh... That second-to-last, uh... Don't.

01:34:33.000 Be nice.

01:34:34.000 I thought, like, oh, okay, she's cute, and then she's like... Yeah, and then she, like, zoomed out. 0.78

01:34:40.000 I think they're going for buoyancy.

01:34:42.000 I think it's just a nice fupa.

01:34:44.000 Look, there's curves.

01:34:46.000 There are.

01:34:47.000 And then there's when you create new appendages.

01:34:50.000 Yeah.

01:34:51.000 That don't exist.

01:34:51.000 It's a problem.

01:34:52.000 Yeah.

01:34:53.000 Look, I mean, this is the thing.

01:34:53.000 When people say, oh, look, anyone who's unvaccinated, you have blood on your hands.

01:34:56.000 Okay.

01:34:57.000 Well, anyone who isn't speaking out against the obesity, you have lard on your hands.

01:35:00.000 That's true.

01:35:01.000 Or pudding.

01:35:02.000 Very slippery.

01:35:02.000 And eventually... Your hands are coated in Crisco.

01:35:05.000 Either way.

01:35:07.000 Like a seagull in a BP oil spill, your hands.

01:35:10.000 Yes.

01:35:11.000 Oh, yes.

01:35:12.000 Oh, yes, Gerald.

01:35:14.000 Have you been to a BP oil spill?

01:35:17.000 I heard it's not a good time.

01:35:18.000 Well, it depends.

01:35:19.000 If you hate seagulls, it's pretty fun.

01:35:22.000 That's why I throw six-pack holders in the sea. 0.63

01:35:25.000 They don't even make them anymore, but you just like... I found some, and I just keep them to litter.

01:35:30.000 I just go down to the Gulf with a giant can of Pam.

01:35:36.000 Just looking for bottlenose dolphins.

01:35:37.000 Just grabbing a bird and putting gasoline on it, you got?

01:35:41.000 Are you gonna burn that?

01:35:42.000 Nah, nah, he's just gonna live with it.

01:35:45.000 It's a pterodactyl bird from the Flintstones who can talk. 0.98

01:35:49.000 He's like, yeah, this is sicko!

01:35:51.000 What we're saying is you can blame the unvaccinated all you want, but you are at a far greater risk and a far greater burden on our healthcare system if you choose to remain at an entirely preventable and reversible metabolic state.

01:36:11.000 It's something you can change.

01:36:12.000 It's something you can control.

01:36:14.000 It's something that will affect your capability to fight off viruses, diseases of any kind as you move forward is diet and exercise.

01:36:23.000 And it certainly is more relevant as we're trying to create the social safety net of socialized healthcare. 0.94

01:36:28.000 And I come from Canada where I experienced it and it sucks.

01:36:31.000 When we're talking about offloading the costs onto other people, we have an obesity problem in this country.

01:36:37.000 I don't think that people who are obese should be ashamed and secluded from society, but I certainly don't think that we should be lying to people, telling them that it's all healthy, all body types are healthy, And then, blaming a pandemic on the unvaccinated, when the fact is, the obese in this country are the most hardest hit.

01:36:57.000 And you can even look at a geographical map.

01:36:59.000 It reads basically like a franchise pamphlet for Jack in the Box.

01:37:04.000 So, people out there, you can comment.

01:37:07.000 Of course, YouTube, thank you so much.

01:37:10.000 Everyone who's been watching, first show back.

01:37:12.000 The show every Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

01:37:15.000 Eastern.

01:37:16.000 You can tune in.

01:37:16.000 We're going to be here tomorrow.

01:37:17.000 We're going to go talk about Lizzo, isn't that right?

01:37:20.000 We are, and again, I'll be in Spokane this weekend.

01:37:23.000 But until then... You wanna say it?

01:37:26.000 Yeah, I feel like it should be you, man.

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