Louder with Crowder - Insane in the Ukraine: US-Made Weapons Strike Russian Targets!

00:00:00.000 Shilly scowl doll, la la la la, shilly scowl doll, chilly call, chilly call.

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00:00:42.000 It's not about whether you can have a tank.

00:00:44.000 It is about, if you look at the Supreme Court case, whether you have the right to own a firearm.

00:00:49.000 Ghost guns, they get a bad rep.

00:00:51.000 You can't help it, you fall in love with them.

00:00:59.000 Aren't you a ghost?

00:01:01.000 Don't get to demand a ceasefire.

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00:01:11.000 Yay! 0.99

00:01:12.000 Cease fire!

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00:01:19.000 Can't ask a podling about inflation.

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00:01:23.000 You know, I call that black magic.

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00:01:44.000 Hey, can we go back where he's hugging that person who looks like the Dig Dug at the Eskimo? 0.90

00:01:48.000 Was that a child?

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00:01:49.000 He's almost as bad as former Vice President Biden.

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00:02:10.000 We're here today to tell you about our Woke Word of the Day.

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00:02:32.000 today I am jacked that was I can't wait for us to return I mean

00:02:51.000 we're kind of here right now Thank you very much for joining us on our Friday show.

00:02:55.000 Normally we do Friday shows for Mug Club, but when we do the Super Video Weeks that we've done the last couple of weeks, we wanted to reach out and talk to you about a few things that are going on in the world right now that'll be, I don't know, entertaining, infuriating, hilarious, and may make you vomit like Josh did in one of those sketches over there.

00:03:12.000 So just know that at any point today, you might actually see this.

00:03:21.000 And if you do, make sure you head on over to Rumble.

00:03:24.000 I don't know why you're still on YouTube.

00:03:26.000 But we're going to go through a couple of things.

00:03:27.000 We've got something we're calling three headlines today because there are three of them, and they are headlines.

00:03:31.000 It's a very descriptive title for what we're going to say, but there's three things that we wanted to quickly just touch on that we'll get to in just a minute.

00:03:38.000 weapons strike actually in Russia.

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00:03:41.000 didn't strike in Russia, but our weapons are being used inside of Russia.

00:03:45.000 You know, nuclear war probably on the horizon at some point if people don't

00:03:48.000 like get fricking clues on how to end this thing.

00:03:50.000 Uh, Biden's border wall bill thing that he's not actually doing anything about.

00:03:56.000 We'll talk a little bit about that.

00:03:57.000 He's got an executive order that's going to make people mad.

00:03:59.000 And then I haven't been able to watch this yet, but there are people in

00:04:02.000 the room that like the alien thing.

00:04:05.000 I don't know what to call it.

00:04:06.000 The Alien Catalog.

00:04:09.000 And I think there's some really interesting, fun, potential movies they could have made with some of the stories they had.

00:04:14.000 But we'll watch the trailer to Romulus and see if it's any good.

00:04:18.000 Some of them I've liked, some of them I've not liked.

00:04:19.000 We'll see.

00:04:19.000 We'll see what you think.

00:04:20.000 But this is a live show, weekdays, 10 a.m.

00:04:23.000 Eastern Time.

00:04:24.000 Sometimes we do some, you know, big produced, like, fun shows.

00:04:28.000 Don't be mean.

00:04:29.000 Sometimes we have to.

00:04:30.000 And then we break in with Donald Trump coverage.

00:04:30.000 Okay?

00:04:32.000 Yeah, don't be mean and hurt Gerald's feelings.

00:04:33.000 Yeah.

00:04:34.000 Wait, wait, I didn't introduce you yet.

00:04:35.000 Oh, sorry. 0.96

00:04:36.000 What the hell are you doing?

00:04:37.000 You're doing what I do. 0.83

00:04:38.000 Yeah.

00:04:38.000 You're so out of control.

00:04:39.000 You're being a real Gerald.

00:04:40.000 It must be the chair.

00:04:41.000 By the way, when you hear this sound, you know he's there in whatever Josh Feierstein.

00:04:47.000 Josh Feierstein, June 21st and 22nd in Fort Wayne, Indiana.

00:04:51.000 Make sure you go to jfeierstein.com.

00:04:54.000 Yes.

00:04:54.000 Get yo tickets.

00:04:56.000 You won't throw up on stage.

00:04:57.000 No, I don't know.

00:04:57.000 You won't throw up on stage?

00:04:58.000 I don't know.

00:04:59.000 It depends on what we got going on.

00:05:00.000 I am a drinker, so I like to drink.

00:05:03.000 We'll drink afterwards.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, come out, hang out.

00:05:04.000 Yeah?

00:05:06.000 That's my personality.

00:05:06.000 That's about it.

00:05:07.000 That's your pitch?

00:05:09.000 Come out and I'll drink.

00:05:10.000 Come out!

00:05:11.000 It's a comedy club.

00:05:13.000 Laugh.

00:05:13.000 Maybe don't laugh, but we'll drink afterwards.

00:05:14.000 The show might not even be fun.

00:05:16.000 You don't even come to the show.

00:05:17.000 Just buy a ticket just to come drink after.

00:05:19.000 Go to the bar.

00:05:21.000 We can do it in Wisconsin, we can do it in San Antonio, we can do it anywhere.

00:05:21.000 We can do that everywhere.

00:05:24.000 What were you telling us about this club that you're playing that has other things going on that I won't mention?

00:05:29.000 What?

00:05:30.000 Come on.

00:05:31.000 Don't act like you don't know what I'm talking about, where it's like this club where you're gonna be doing... Oh, this is a different show.

00:05:36.000 I know it's a different show, but I'm just saying, like... Oh, I'm doing a thing in Indianapolis, I think on the 5th or 6th of July, where I'm doing a show at a sex club.

00:05:46.000 How does that even work?

00:05:47.000 I don't even know what you call it. 0.99

00:05:48.000 Is it a sex club or a swingers club or an orgy club? 0.99

00:05:50.000 I don't know. 1.00

00:05:51.000 I don't know what you call it.

00:05:52.000 Are you on stage?

00:05:53.000 I don't know if there's a stage.

00:05:54.000 I think it's a house.

00:05:55.000 Is there a pole?

00:05:55.000 Is this an Eyes Wide Shut moment, Josh?

00:05:57.000 Are you about to be killed? 0.81

00:05:58.000 I don't know. 0.98

00:06:00.000 I looked up the place and it looks like it's a Greek restaurant.

00:06:03.000 But I don't think that's true.

00:06:06.000 It's a different kind of buffet, you're saying.

00:06:06.000 Fidelio.

00:06:08.000 Okay, got it.

00:06:10.000 Anyways, it's a private event, you guys can't come.

00:06:12.000 Well, you can if you- Let's make sure you have the password.

00:06:16.000 I can't believe- What's the password?!

00:06:19.000 There's a wine called Fidelio, actually, just so you know.

00:06:22.000 By the way, also when you hear this sound...

00:06:25.000 You know, we have Ginger Snap Lane, the brain in third chair. 1.00

00:06:28.000 I almost forgot I was here.

00:06:28.000 How are you, sir?

00:06:30.000 You did?

00:06:32.000 Just watching the show.

00:06:33.000 Yeah, I was just, you know, immersed in the experience.

00:06:36.000 Big day news on the horizon.

00:06:37.000 And I also want to add, I, too, coincidentally will be in Indianapolis on July 5th. 0.96

00:06:42.000 For a sex club? 0.94

00:06:43.000 Maybe. 0.99

00:06:44.000 Are you a member?

00:06:45.000 If you go to the website, they say specifically that it's not a sex club, but it is a hotel and a bar.

00:06:50.000 He's on vacation.

00:06:50.000 So I get it.

00:06:51.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.

00:06:52.000 Yeah.

00:06:52.000 Wait a minute.

00:06:53.000 So are you telling us that it's not a sex club?

00:06:55.000 Or are you just giving them cover?

00:06:57.000 No, they're trying to cover their tracks, but it definitely is.

00:06:59.000 And Lane knows, he's a member.

00:07:00.000 Yeah.

00:07:01.000 Sometimes.

00:07:01.000 How does this... I can't confirm.

00:07:03.000 They're not actually going to be doing anything.

00:07:04.000 Like, you're not going to be, like, telling jokes to an audience of moaners, are you?

00:07:08.000 No, I don't think they enjoy it.

00:07:10.000 I don't think they're enjoying what they're doing, but... Oh, I think they enjoy it.

00:07:13.000 Yeah, but that's where Lane gets his nickname, Lane the Brain.

00:07:15.000 So... Well, well, let's not get into that too much.

00:07:19.000 Alright.

00:07:21.000 I'm there for the Greek food.

00:07:22.000 Fantastic start.

00:07:23.000 I'm here for the gyros!

00:07:24.000 We just exposed Lane's, you know, undercover kink on the weekends. 1.00

00:07:28.000 Josh is happening to play the club he's going to and I'm stuck here in the middle with Tesla Tim.

00:07:34.000 We should say Mud Club Undercover. 0.98

00:07:35.000 Not Tesla Tim.

00:07:36.000 I like Tool Band Tim.

00:07:37.000 The worst nickname.

00:07:39.000 I do the worst nicknames.

00:07:40.000 I do it on purpose.

00:07:41.000 Alright, so let's jump right in.

00:07:43.000 So here's a clip that went around yesterday.

00:07:48.000 It frustrated me a little bit because I saw this clip and I immediately was like, wait, what?

00:07:52.000 Like, don't, don't do this.

00:07:53.000 But here's a clip that people are sharing from yesterday's D-Day commemoration in France of Joe, uh, Joseph, former vice president, Joseph R. Biden, sitting.

00:08:04.000 Don't spoil it.

00:08:09.000 Distinguished guests, please welcome the Honorable Lloyd J. Austin.

00:08:15.000 Okay.

00:08:16.000 Listen.

00:08:19.000 One thing I did not notice until... Replay that.

00:08:23.000 Just replay it.

00:08:23.000 Watch Jill Biden.

00:08:26.000 Not yet.

00:08:27.000 I mean... She's always looking for a moment to be embarrassed.

00:08:31.000 Watch her put her hand up to her mouth.

00:08:33.000 He's like, oh no, he's sitting.

00:08:35.000 He's sitting.

00:08:36.000 Joe!

00:08:36.000 Joe, don't sit.

00:08:37.000 Joe!

00:08:38.000 Don't sit, Joe!

00:08:39.000 Joe, I can't say that.

00:08:40.000 I gotta do like this.

00:08:42.000 It's like a football coach calling in a play like, don't sit!

00:08:45.000 Abort! 0.99

00:08:46.000 But he does.

00:08:46.000 Now here's the problem.

00:08:47.000 Here's the clip with a few extra seconds.

00:08:49.000 Please welcome the Honorable Lloyd J. Austin III, Secretary of Defense of the United States of America.

00:08:55.000 I thought it was going to be Lloyd Christmas, but okay.

00:08:58.000 So here's the problem that I have.

00:09:01.000 People were saying that there was no chair there at one point.

00:09:04.000 People were saying that Biden was taking a dump in his pants right there at that point, which could be true.

00:09:11.000 In all likelihood.

00:09:12.000 Cannot rule it out.

00:09:14.000 Thank you.

00:09:14.000 It cannot be confirmed nor denied, but given the track record of our former vice president, I think it's a safe assumption to say he might have been dropping a deuce.

00:09:23.000 But there was a chair clearly behind him.

00:09:24.000 In both clips you can see the armrest that he's reaching for. 1.00

00:09:27.000 He's a moronic, imbecilic old man who doesn't know where he is most of the time and he craps his pants. 1.00

00:09:32.000 Isn't that enough? 1.00

00:09:33.000 Isn't it enough to say that instead of like, he's trying to grab a chair that's not even there?

00:09:38.000 Oh, he's just posing like this so that he can take a dump.

00:09:40.000 Like, no. 1.00

00:09:41.000 He's being an idiot. 1.00

00:09:43.000 Just take the win. 1.00

00:09:44.000 Take the win because now they're going to say all these right-wing extremists are saying that Joseph R. Biden wasn't actually trying to sit in a chair and there was nothing there and he was just caught halfway taking a poop.

00:09:55.000 He may have been taking a poop.

00:09:56.000 It wouldn't have been the first time.

00:09:57.000 It wouldn't have been the first time.

00:09:58.000 I understand that.

00:09:58.000 I'm just saying.

00:09:59.000 There was a chair there.

00:10:00.000 He was just trying to sit down too early because he's old.

00:10:04.000 This is all semantics.

00:10:04.000 He doesn't know what's happening.

00:10:05.000 It's all semantics.

00:10:06.000 It's not semantics.

00:10:07.000 It is.

00:10:07.000 He was alive.

00:10:08.000 He's Catholic.

00:10:09.000 The point is he doesn't know where he is and he doesn't know what he's doing.

00:10:12.000 But that's what people should say.

00:10:13.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 Because what they do is they give people an opening.

00:10:16.000 We're trying to make sure that we stay On point with this.

00:10:19.000 When he gives us a win, take it.

00:10:21.000 Well, we're very good at prying a victory from the- or defeat from the jaws of victory by just overextending.

00:10:26.000 The truth is on our side 99.9% of the time.

00:10:28.000 Yes.

00:10:29.000 That should be enough.

00:10:30.000 But we give them ammunition when we, you know, try to stretch to make it a little more click-worthy on X or Twitter and, I don't know, 9chan.

00:10:37.000 I don't know what all the weirdos are on.

00:10:39.000 You know what, Ling?

00:10:40.000 Hmm? 0.99

00:10:41.000 It still will to me, dammit! 0.99

00:10:46.000 I get it. 1.00

00:10:47.000 But just, just listen, just, just go with me on this.

00:10:49.000 We don't have to make anything up.

00:10:50.000 you with it. All right, point taken. Look, I get it, I get it, but just listen, just

00:10:56.000 go with me on this. We don't have to make anything up. It's bad enough. You really don't

00:11:02.000 have to make anything up.

00:11:03.000 You don't have to sensationalize.

00:11:05.000 You don't have to get a few extra clicks from this stuff.

00:11:07.000 Just understand it's bad enough as it is and we'll move on.

00:11:10.000 His wife is complicit in elder abuse at this point.

00:11:12.000 She is, but she was telling him not to sit.

00:11:15.000 Don't sit, Joe.

00:11:15.000 She's a doctor.

00:11:17.000 She should know better.

00:11:17.000 Joe!

00:11:18.000 We talked about this.

00:11:19.000 Imagine the conversations if she has an earpiece.

00:11:22.000 Oh, man.

00:11:22.000 I love it.

00:11:22.000 All right, so.

00:11:23.000 They also got him out of there early.

00:11:25.000 Oh, I saw that.

00:11:26.000 And left the French president.

00:11:27.000 To congratulate our veterans.

00:11:27.000 What was the whole thing?

00:11:29.000 Oh, it's about D-Day?

00:11:29.000 It's when we invaded France?

00:11:31.000 Yeah, I'll kill you. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Okay. 1.00

00:11:33.000 Right here on set. 1.00

00:11:34.000 I may lose in an arm wrestling, but I'll get a weapon and kill you, murder you. 1.00

00:11:37.000 I wonder what the ratings will be at that point. 1.00

00:11:40.000 What was the thing where he turned around?

00:11:42.000 Do you remember that part of it?

00:11:43.000 Where he turned around and the other two people, his wife, I'm sorry, his wife and then the president of France and the president of France's wife didn't turn around?

00:11:49.000 I'm not sure about that one.

00:11:50.000 You didn't see that one?

00:11:51.000 No, I don't know.

00:11:53.000 It's in that same ceremony where he actually turns around and all three of the other people are facing this way and he's looking that way.

00:12:02.000 No idea what he's doing.

00:12:03.000 You missed that?

00:12:05.000 All right, pull it up really fast, guys.

00:12:06.000 Come on.

00:12:07.000 Somebody find that really quickly.

00:12:08.000 We'll pull it in.

00:12:09.000 He's going to be speaking today, again, at Pointe du Hoc, at the beaches where they landed.

00:12:13.000 Yeah.

00:12:15.000 They have the obelisk thing, which I don't understand.

00:12:17.000 What did you call it? 0.99

00:12:18.000 I thought it was a penis. 0.99

00:12:19.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:20.000 I mean, I knew it wasn't, because it was larger than a human being, because you know.

00:12:24.000 You know.

00:12:26.000 I'm a guy, I have one, I understand what it looks like.

00:12:30.000 What I'm saying is, it just looked weird, and I was like, wow, that's a weird memorial.

00:12:35.000 What about the Washington Monument?

00:12:37.000 Yeah, but that's actually, it's square, you know?

00:12:42.000 Hold on, before we move on, this wasn't a part of this, but before we move on, play this clip.

00:12:51.000 While they're playing T.A.B.S.?

00:12:53.000 And then she's looking like, uh... 0.97

00:12:55.000 What?

00:12:56.000 And Jill's like, uh... 0.86

00:12:58.000 That one?

00:13:00.000 Oh, Jesus!

00:13:02.000 Oh! 0.60

00:13:03.000 Wait, so which way are they supposed to face him?

00:13:05.000 They're supposed to be facing the way they're facing, I think.

00:13:07.000 Right?

00:13:08.000 The way Biden turned?

00:13:12.000 Hold on, hold on.

00:13:14.000 Do you mean to tell me that in this case, Joseph R. Biden is right and the other three lucid human beings are wrong?

00:13:20.000 I think that's hilarious, but yeah, I think so.

00:13:23.000 He's the only person there that got it right?

00:13:25.000 I think it's a testament to the pattern of behavior that he's expressed, that everyone, as soon as he does something, assumes that's not the right way.

00:13:33.000 He's looking that way, we should probably be looking the other way.

00:13:35.000 I want to know what he was looking at, because it could have been one of those things where he turned early, like, okay, hey, we're going to look this way, and then we're going to turn and look this way to honor these veterans.

00:13:43.000 I don't know how they're doing it, but it just looked really, again, it's just a body of evidence.

00:13:46.000 Everyone else's expression says otherwise.

00:13:48.000 Everyone where?

00:13:49.000 Everyone else's expression says otherwise.

00:13:52.000 Jill Biden saw him turn.

00:13:54.000 I always watch her.

00:13:55.000 This is so funny.

00:13:56.000 She saw him turn and immediately goes, Put your hand on her arm. 0.98

00:14:00.000 She kind of met him halfway first.

00:14:02.000 And then she's like, okay, fine, we're turning.

00:14:05.000 I think they were facing the troops or the veterans behind them.

00:14:05.000 I think he was right, though.

00:14:08.000 Yeah, they could have been facing the flag and then turn around to face the veterans.

00:14:13.000 It could have been, but it was supposed to be like synchronized swimming and it wasn't.

00:14:17.000 He called an audible.

00:14:20.000 The only thing he was telling himself at this was, you gotta turn, you gotta turn, and he just did it immediately.

00:14:26.000 He doesn't tell himself anything.

00:14:27.000 That's true.

00:14:28.000 Alright, look.

00:14:31.000 You wouldn't know it by watching the former vice president, but the United States is in fact awesome at cricket.

00:14:38.000 Exactly.

00:14:40.000 This is our new three headlines.

00:14:42.000 This is our three headlines segment.

00:14:44.000 In what's being called the biggest upset in cricket's 300-plus year history that nobody cares about, Team USA defeated Pakistan at the T20 World Cup on Thursday.

00:14:53.000 Let's go!

00:14:54.000 This is hilarious!

00:14:55.000 Cricket's like one of my favorite sports.

00:14:55.000 I care.

00:14:57.000 Well, it's an incredibly popular sport.

00:14:58.000 I just don't know anything about it, so I don't necessarily not care.

00:15:00.000 Big fan for a long time.

00:15:00.000 I just don't care.

00:15:01.000 No, you're not.

00:15:02.000 Yeah, I watch it like every year.

00:15:04.000 What do you think?

00:15:06.000 Every year he watches it.

00:15:07.000 You hear that?

00:15:09.000 At least once.

00:15:10.000 Cricket, they play once a year.

00:15:10.000 Because he drives by a field where there's a large Indian, Pakistani, whatever population that plays cricket.

00:15:15.000 English.

00:15:16.000 It's usually in a parking lot, I don't know.

00:15:17.000 And then they're playing.

00:15:19.000 So Team USA's lead, and I don't understand what this is.

00:15:22.000 Is this like the equivalent of a pitcher?

00:15:23.000 Okay, bowler. 0.92

00:15:24.000 Bowler. 1.00

00:15:24.000 Stupid. 1.00

00:15:25.000 Saurabh Neetravalkar, I don't know, whose main job isn't even cricket. 1.00

00:15:31.000 He's the best guy on our team, he's an engineer at Oracle, and And this is a man of many talents.

00:15:36.000 not only does he bowl at a high level, he's a ukulele enthusiast.

00:15:41.000 I didn't know this was the culture mashup I needed. 0.99

00:15:56.000 This guy does not suck. 1.00

00:15:58.000 He does not suck. 0.99

00:15:59.000 He's clearly a successful man. 0.99

00:16:01.000 200 million people in Pakistan are waking up with nightmares of that song tonight.

00:16:04.000 They are right now.

00:16:06.000 Wait, so that guy was an American?

00:16:07.000 Yeah.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:08.000 That's on the American team.

00:16:09.000 Yeah, he's totally from here.

00:16:10.000 Pakistan was beaten by, uh, New Pakistan? 0.99

00:16:13.000 Yeah.

00:16:16.000 Pakistan West.

00:16:16.000 West.

00:16:17.000 Pakistan West beat Pakistan East.

00:16:19.000 That's the strength of our immigration law.

00:16:21.000 Taking the best.

00:16:22.000 Like you know when Donald Trump says they're not sending their best?

00:16:24.000 Well they sent one of the best.

00:16:25.000 His family sent their best.

00:16:26.000 That's the people we need in here.

00:16:26.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 We don't want immigrants. 1.00

00:16:29.000 We just want the best immigrants.

00:16:30.000 Yes.

00:16:31.000 You know what we've had a problem with guys?

00:16:33.000 We haven't won this thing in 300 years.

00:16:33.000 Cricket.

00:16:35.000 No one believes in us.

00:16:36.000 Yes.

00:16:37.000 Call Pakistan. 0.99

00:16:37.000 Call India. 0.99

00:16:38.000 Get them over here. 0.95

00:16:39.000 This was the miracle on ice.

00:16:41.000 Equivalent!

00:16:42.000 Miracle on... what do they play on?

00:16:44.000 Grass and dirt.

00:16:44.000 A pitch!

00:16:45.000 It's a weird field, man.

00:16:46.000 They're like in the middle of a giant field.

00:16:48.000 It's huge. 1.00

00:16:48.000 It's a stupid sport. 1.00

00:16:48.000 I don't get it. 1.00

00:16:49.000 It's such a weird sport.

00:16:50.000 But we're the best at it.

00:16:52.000 Yes, but this guy could... that's right, now we care.

00:16:54.000 Now we're gonna have Team USA cricket jerseys printed and wear them.

00:16:57.000 Now we're gonna show up to whatever World Cup they have or whatever and we're gonna chant stuff.

00:17:02.000 I'm just saying, full respects to that guy.

00:17:04.000 Boozalooza, whatever those noisemakers were. 0.99

00:17:05.000 Yeah, that guy rules, dude.

00:17:07.000 He could be a millionaire in India and he chose to be an engineer here.

00:17:10.000 Well, I'm sure he's a millionaire, too.

00:17:12.000 I doubt it.

00:17:13.000 I doubt it.

00:17:14.000 Maybe.

00:17:14.000 Maybe he is.

00:17:15.000 I'm sure his house has a roof here.

00:17:17.000 How much do you think that pays?

00:17:21.000 He said his house has a roof here.

00:17:21.000 What did you say?

00:17:23.000 Thanks a lot, Tim.

00:17:25.000 Listen, there's rich people all over the place, okay?

00:17:28.000 Okay?

00:17:29.000 There's roofs in other countries.

00:17:31.000 Some.

00:17:32.000 Debatable.

00:17:33.000 But I just want to say this.

00:17:34.000 We need to be careful about beating somebody at cricket because Pakistan does have nukes. 1.00

00:17:39.000 That is true.

00:17:40.000 They could get a little pissed off.

00:17:41.000 They're probably a little salty.

00:17:43.000 So, alright.

00:17:44.000 They have nukes.

00:17:44.000 I think that's the end of that story.

00:17:46.000 Number two in our three headline lineup, Miss Maryland In the Miss USA pageant, that'll matter in a minute, Miss Maryland is a dude. 1.00

00:17:56.000 Oh my god! 0.99

00:18:00.000 It's because they saw a penis. That's why they said, Oh my God. 1.00

00:18:03.000 I'm going to have to get a new one.

00:19:08.000 Yeah.

00:19:09.000 Yeah, we need a would you rather on this.

00:19:13.000 At least the dude looks like a woman. 1.00

00:19:19.000 Whoa, front butt alert! 1.00

00:19:21.000 Love me some front butt. 1.00

00:19:24.000 Geez, man. 0.92

00:19:25.000 Three to four years total.

00:19:27.000 Do you have thong in there, too, or what?

00:19:30.000 It's Moo Moo time. 0.99

00:19:32.000 Body positive.

00:19:33.000 I am positive that I don't like that body.

00:19:38.000 Well, listen.

00:19:40.000 We have a rule. 0.84

00:19:41.000 We don't just make fun of fat people for being fat.

00:19:43.000 If somebody's just fat and trying to do their thing, fine.

00:19:46.000 No one here cares, right?

00:19:48.000 Right.

00:19:48.000 It's when somebody comes out and says, body positivity, and this is beautiful, and this is brave, no, this is most likely a coronary at some point.

00:19:57.000 But, here's the thing.

00:19:58.000 You were told that this, this is really the reason that we're talking about this story, sort of.

00:20:03.000 It's the elephant in the room, if you will.

00:20:08.000 Roll Tide!

00:20:09.000 Roll Tides!

00:20:11.000 Roll Tide!

00:20:13.000 Lot of jokes there!

00:20:15.000 Laughter Laughter

00:20:19.000 That's why Nick Saban retired!

00:20:21.000 Laughter No, that's Nick Saban's left tackle!

00:20:25.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:27.000 She decommitted.

00:20:30.000 At least she's a she, we think. 1.00

00:20:31.000 I don't know.

00:20:32.000 Inspections are hard to do with that.

00:20:34.000 But we were told that this was Miss Alabama by everybody.

00:20:40.000 Everybody ran with this and it turns out that that's not, I don't know, I don't know, but that's what you're told, bud.

00:20:48.000 That's not entirely accurate.

00:20:52.000 So it's not really what it is.

00:20:56.000 So here's the truth.

00:20:57.000 Sarah Millican was crowned Miss Alabama as part of the National American Miss Competition.

00:21:03.000 It's the DEI.

00:21:04.000 It is the DEI, but it's a huge miss.

00:21:06.000 It's a really big miss.

00:21:07.000 It's a huge miss.

00:21:08.000 Both in literal and figurative terms.

00:21:15.000 So look, this isn't like the Miss America beauty contest, this isn't Miss USA beauty contest, and everybody kind of ran with it and made it look like that, that this is Miss Alabama next to kind of two prettier girls, and everybody's like blown away by this.

00:21:27.000 This can't be what we're doing because Maryland just had, you know, a man become that.

00:21:31.000 No, listen, this is a little bit different, but here's from them directly.

00:21:34.000 NAMM is a program based on the foundational principle of fostering positive self-image by enhancing natural beauty within. 0.93

00:21:40.000 They could've just said this is a pageant for ugly people. 1.00

00:21:43.000 That's a quicker path to victory. 0.97

00:21:43.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:21:45.000 Beauty within is just code for I am not attractive.

00:21:48.000 On the outside.

00:21:49.000 No beauty without.

00:21:49.000 That's okay.

00:21:50.000 No it's not.

00:21:52.000 Beauty can be within as well.

00:21:54.000 You don't have to be hot.

00:21:55.000 It's the healthy part that we're talking about here.

00:21:58.000 She's got a lot of within to have beauty in. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Yeah.

00:22:02.000 Judging by her lack of self-control I think she has very healthy habits.

00:22:05.000 She probably doesn't.

00:22:07.000 This is a different pageant then.

00:22:09.000 It's not a beauty pageant.

00:22:10.000 This is like a separate one.

00:22:11.000 No, it is.

00:22:12.000 It's supposed to be a beauty pageant, but they're basically turning a beauty pageant on its head. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:18.000 That's where I have a problem saying, like, this is beautiful, this is wonderful, you guys should be celebrating this person.

00:22:24.000 Again, who... This is a participation trophy of pageants.

00:22:28.000 Maybe there should be two different pageants. 1.00

00:22:30.000 Maybe there should be, you know, a beauty pageant and then the pageant. 1.00

00:22:36.000 What would you call it, Josh?

00:22:37.000 You can't just call it the county fair.

00:22:39.000 Maybe the Miss Piggy USA. 1.00

00:22:40.000 I don't know.

00:22:41.000 This is a livestock exhibition.

00:22:43.000 It's a bunch of fatties.

00:22:45.000 They get on a scale.

00:22:47.000 But can't the winner get a Jenny Craig subscription or something like that?

00:22:51.000 Can we do something?

00:22:52.000 No, we can't do that.

00:22:54.000 What if they were just all huge broads and that was the pageant? 0.99

00:22:57.000 Who can be the hugest broad? 0.91

00:22:59.000 It's kind of like a strongman competition.

00:23:01.000 It's like Kobayashi eating hot dogs.

00:23:03.000 I shouldn't do that on camera.

00:23:04.000 Yes, a hot dog eating contest needs to be brought into the pageantry world. 1.00

00:23:09.000 The evening tarp competition doesn't... You get a truck, right?

00:23:15.000 You get a pickup truck and you fill it with water in the back and you put a huge ladder.

00:23:19.000 It's got to have a lot of support on the ladder, but you get a lady up there, she gets in the truck, and then how much water falls out of the truck Winner. 1.00

00:23:25.000 It's displacement?

00:23:26.000 You're going with displacement?

00:23:28.000 Surface area displacement.

00:23:30.000 Instead of like the bikini competition, they can have the, I got this white Hanes Walmart t-shirt that I'm gonna wear over myself at the pool so I don't look fat competition.

00:23:38.000 Oh dude, high dive competition!

00:23:40.000 No, cannonball.

00:23:41.000 It's gotta be cannonball competition. 0.99

00:23:41.000 Cannonball. 0.99

00:23:43.000 Yeah.

00:23:44.000 She wins.

00:23:45.000 Done.

00:23:45.000 I concede.

00:23:46.000 By the way, the white shirt just makes you look more fat.

00:23:49.000 It does not cover up the fat. 0.82

00:23:50.000 I don't know who told fat kids that.

00:23:52.000 Just go shirtless.

00:23:53.000 If you can't tone it, you need to can it.

00:23:57.000 Tone it, own it.

00:23:58.000 Come on.

00:23:58.000 It rhymes.

00:23:59.000 So look, before we move on, which one is worse in your mind?

00:23:59.000 There we go.

00:24:04.000 And this is a legitimate question. 0.99

00:24:05.000 The fat chick. 1.00

00:24:07.000 So quickly. 0.98

00:24:09.000 The dude being crowned Miss Maryland USA or this incredibly large person.

00:24:19.000 Beating out these other women to be crowned National American Miss for Miss Alabama.

00:24:26.000 Just let us know what you think.

00:24:26.000 I don't know.

00:24:27.000 Comment below.

00:24:29.000 Be nice.

00:24:30.000 I don't want to direct hate at this person.

00:24:33.000 But maybe some dietary tips.

00:24:35.000 I don't know.

00:24:36.000 Something like that.

00:24:36.000 Don't harass anybody.

00:24:38.000 No, don't harass.

00:24:38.000 Just don't watch the new America Miss competition.

00:24:41.000 Right.

00:24:41.000 Everybody else out there who got this wrong, by the way, make sure you correct this and it's America Miss competition.

00:24:47.000 Miss Alabama.

00:24:48.000 Everybody's making it seem like this was a Miss America thing and that's a no-no.

00:24:51.000 Listen, we're winning.

00:24:53.000 Don't.

00:24:55.000 Don't go too far.

00:24:56.000 We're winning.

00:24:57.000 Don't make stuff up.

00:24:58.000 All right.

00:24:58.000 Anyway, let's get to a little bit more serious subject.

00:25:01.000 You know, the potential for World War Three.

00:25:04.000 From one bomb to another.

00:25:05.000 A lot of people.

00:25:07.000 It's the Moab.

00:25:12.000 We just send her.

00:25:13.000 It's not a weapon, your honor.

00:25:15.000 So this week in Ukraine, sorry, this week Ukraine confirmed that it had used US-made

00:25:21.000 weapons to strike targets that were inside Russia's territory and here is a clip of some

00:25:26.000 of the aftermath.

00:25:27.000 All right, so this attack struck a logistics hub near the Ukrainian region of Kharkiv.

00:25:39.000 Is that the correct way of saying it?

00:25:41.000 Right, so here's a map of the border area.

00:25:44.000 Just for you guys to know, we have overlay D1.

00:25:47.000 D1.

00:25:48.000 Division 1 athlete, come on.

00:25:50.000 No, we don't have a map.

00:25:51.000 Fine.

00:25:51.000 There's a new map.

00:25:52.000 Says we have a map.

00:25:53.000 We don't have a map.

00:25:54.000 We'll find it in just a minute.

00:25:55.000 But really the point of all of this is that they are launching attacks into Russia.

00:25:59.000 Now, I don't want you to think that this is like Moscow.

00:26:01.000 They're not like bombing the suburbs.

00:26:02.000 There we go.

00:26:03.000 Right, so they're basically going just inside the border, and it doesn't matter, Lane, to your point earlier when we were talking about this, you said it could be five feet inside the border, it could be five miles inside the border, it wouldn't really matter.

00:26:14.000 The issue is you're now using American weapons to attack inside of Russia, so we're giving them the capability to do it. 0.76

00:26:20.000 And they're doing it, and that can cause some big problems.

00:26:22.000 Well, they've had the capability.

00:26:23.000 We finally just took the, I guess, the handcuffs off, if you want.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, and said, well, so yeah, exactly.

00:26:27.000 We're giving them permission, essentially, to strike inside of Russia. 0.93

00:26:31.000 And Russia's been launching attacks on Kyrgyzstan from, bring that mat back up if you can.

00:26:37.000 Belgorod, yeah.

00:26:38.000 Belgorod.

00:26:38.000 So they've been launching attacks.

00:26:40.000 You see those two cities right up there next to the Vovshanks, whatever that is?

00:26:43.000 They've been launching attacks back and forth on that region.

00:26:46.000 The argument from them, and again, from the Ukrainian perspective, I could see why you would want this.

00:26:51.000 Because you can preemptively stop these things from destroying your civilian infrastructure.

00:26:57.000 I don't blame Ukrainians for wanting it.

00:26:59.000 I blame us for, you know, just acquiescing.

00:27:01.000 And now, all of a sudden, why now?

00:27:03.000 Why not at the very beginning?

00:27:05.000 None of this makes sense.

00:27:06.000 If you go back to what you and I were saying, it's like, end this quickly or don't do it at all.

00:27:06.000 None of it makes sense.

00:27:10.000 The United States should help end this immediately.

00:27:13.000 And that doesn't mean necessarily go in militarily for us.

00:27:15.000 It just means make sure that enough immediate pressure is put on this thing to be done or do not get involved at all.

00:27:22.000 And we've just kind of stood in the middle here.

00:27:24.000 And Northrop Grumman and some other defense contractors are doing fantastic.

00:27:28.000 Not so much the people of Ukraine.

00:27:30.000 So here's a couple of fast facts for you.

00:27:32.000 So the agreement, Ukraine will be allowed to use American weapons to strike Russia near the Ukrainian border.

00:27:38.000 And Joe Biden was asked about this by ABC News on Thursday.

00:27:42.000 I know for years you've resisted the idea of American weapons being used for any sort of direct strike inside Russia.

00:27:50.000 But we did witness this shift in recent days, authorizing American weapons for Limited direct strikes.

00:27:57.000 Are American weapons being used right now inside Russia?

00:28:01.000 They're authorized to be used in proximity to the border.

00:28:05.000 We're not authorizing strikes.

00:28:07.000 This magic is ice.

00:28:08.000 We're not authorizing strikes on Moscow, on the Kremlin.

00:28:12.000 That's good to know, Joe.

00:28:13.000 Moscow and the Kremlin.

00:28:15.000 They can't strike the... Versailles.

00:28:17.000 Wait, that's not German.

00:28:18.000 It's really bright.

00:28:19.000 That's Paris.

00:28:19.000 You told me to take my glasses off.

00:28:21.000 They're tactical glasses.

00:28:22.000 I bought them online.

00:28:23.000 Blue blockers. 0.84

00:28:24.000 I can see my golf balls better.

00:28:26.000 I love it!

00:28:26.000 Hey, do you think that anybody from the Kremlin was there at that D-Day?

00:28:32.000 Allied forces?

00:28:33.000 Probably not.

00:28:34.000 They didn't participate.

00:28:35.000 Because they were kind of one of the allied forces?

00:28:36.000 Yeah, but they were allied forces on the other side.

00:28:39.000 Yeah, but... They weren't allied forces on this side.

00:28:41.000 They didn't storm the beaches of Normandy.

00:28:43.000 No, no.

00:28:44.000 The French going there, it's fine. 0.81

00:28:46.000 The Americans, the British, fine.

00:28:48.000 The Canadians? 0.70

00:28:49.000 The Canadians were badass on D-Day.

00:28:50.000 They were, but they... They have changed.

00:28:52.000 Open lanes.

00:28:54.000 They didn't have the hard beaches.

00:28:54.000 They've changed.

00:28:55.000 That's all I'm saying.

00:28:56.000 We took the hard beaches, they took the easy beaches.

00:28:58.000 Did they do a cliff?

00:28:59.000 I love an easy beach.

00:29:00.000 I don't think... Okay, fine.

00:29:04.000 So, look, listen, we still prohibit Ukraine from using the long-range precision attack on the army tactical missile systems to strike inside of Russia, right?

00:29:14.000 Yeah, those things could hit the Kremlin.

00:29:16.000 Yes.

00:29:16.000 And they could hit a hair on Vladimir Putin's chin.

00:29:19.000 Exactly.

00:29:19.000 And Germany also recently... Yeah, true.

00:29:22.000 On his chinny-chin-chin.

00:29:23.000 Listen, it's got plenty of hairs that we can aim for.

00:29:25.000 Okay, let's just not discriminate.

00:29:28.000 Germany also announced that it would allow Ukraine to use its weapons to strike Russia.

00:29:31.000 So this seems, for a lot of people that are picking up the story,

00:29:34.000 this seems like an escalation because it is, right?

00:29:36.000 It is something that can be a provocation, at least to Russia to say, hey, we're doing these things

00:29:42.000 and it could provoke a response because that's typically what Russia does.

00:29:45.000 We do something and Russia responds to it and then we get pissed off that they responded to it

00:29:48.000 and we do something else.

00:29:49.000 Now I can also go in reverse, Russia does something that we respond to 0.96

00:29:51.000 and then it's just this cycle, right?

00:29:53.000 That happens and that you can make that argument and I would make that argument here

00:29:56.000 that they started this, right?

00:29:58.000 Got it.

00:29:59.000 But doing something like this right now, it seems minor and incredibly significant at the same time.

00:30:06.000 Right.

00:30:06.000 Minor in that it's really not going to do a whole lot to change the outcome of the war.

00:30:09.000 It doesn't seem like it can have an impact, but not, it's not going to end it.

00:30:13.000 No.

00:30:13.000 Right?

00:30:14.000 But it could escalate the hell out of it.

00:30:15.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:30:16.000 Well, it could start doing enough damage to the Russians where they think that they need to escalate it.

00:30:19.000 Exactly.

00:30:20.000 Yeah.

00:30:20.000 Because this does have a large, large capability of stopping the Russians and killing people inside of Russia and doing a lot of things that are going to make the tides of the war start shifting at least enough for Russia to be like, okay, maybe we need to recalculate how much force we need to be using.

00:30:34.000 Right, exactly.

00:30:35.000 So here is fast fact number two.

00:30:38.000 The Ukrainian strike in question used the Lockheed Martin-manufactured HIMARS, the High Mobility Artillery Rocket System, and this is a fun clip.

00:30:47.000 Just enjoy it in all of its glory.

00:30:49.000 Highmars is produced by Lockheed Martin and is a wheeled platform instead of tracks.

00:30:53.000 This distinctive feature gives it the ability to shoot and scoot, allowing soldiers, marines, and allied forces to fire and then quickly relocate to a different spot.

00:31:03.000 Josh, you want to break that down for us?

00:31:05.000 Yeah, thanks for explaining how cars work.

00:31:10.000 Like most things on wheels.

00:31:11.000 What you do is you shoot and then you drive away on the wheels, you see.

00:31:17.000 They're these round things that allow mobility.

00:31:19.000 And they have tires with air in them.

00:31:23.000 Provided by Lockheed Martin, of course.

00:31:24.000 I don't understand why they think that's new technology.

00:31:28.000 I get that the missile systems is new, you know, like, far advanced technology.

00:31:33.000 But having something on wheels... I watch Spies Like Us. 0.64

00:31:37.000 Those mobile launchers were on track sometimes, on wheels other times, okay?

00:31:41.000 It's been around for a long time.

00:31:42.000 What else can we put on wheels?

00:31:44.000 I don't know, Bob!

00:31:45.000 Let's tell him!

00:31:46.000 To be fair, the particular mobility of this system is pretty incredible, and you can see that by- That it can drive places?

00:31:53.000 Like, yeah- Well, so can a Toyota with an RPG guy in the back!

00:31:57.000 I mean, come on!

00:31:58.000 Yeah, Afghanistan's been using this for years!

00:32:00.000 They don't call it the Hi-Mars, though!

00:32:02.000 The payload that- a Toyota is not carrying that kind of payload.

00:32:05.000 It's not.

00:32:06.000 Fine.

00:32:07.000 I get it.

00:32:08.000 But they are good trucks.

00:32:08.000 But!

00:32:08.000 Mobility.

00:32:09.000 There you go.

00:32:10.000 We talk about- oh yeah, we talk about artillery.

00:32:12.000 Having to set up artillery guns rather than having a mobile- No, having mobile stuff is fantastic.

00:32:17.000 We've had, you know, Hitler had all those things on the railroads, like the giant guns that he would kind of pull into places.

00:32:22.000 That's a little bit... Hitler bad, thank you. 0.98

00:32:24.000 You know, we had actually a promo code, I think, yesterday.

00:32:27.000 We had, for the first time in the history of this show, we had a $9 off promo code for Hitler bad. 0.74

00:32:34.000 If you entered in Hitler bad. 0.59

00:32:35.000 It was a real promo code.

00:32:35.000 It was real.

00:32:36.000 It's real.

00:32:37.000 Hitler bad. 0.98

00:32:39.000 Bad.

00:32:39.000 Because he is.

00:32:41.000 So far, the United States has sent 39 HIMARS to Ukraine.

00:32:44.000 Is that a lot, Lane?

00:32:45.000 No, I mean, we probably have around, I don't know, a thousand or something.

00:32:50.000 It's really hard to tell because... So it's a relatively small amount, but these things are very effective, so it can help with them.

00:32:56.000 Russia destroyed just one of them.

00:32:58.000 But here's part of the problem, and we've talked about this for the conflict with Israel and Gaza.

00:33:05.000 We've talked about this for the war in Ukraine.

00:33:07.000 We're depleting munitions for Potentially a much more important—and I'm not minimizing the Israel-Hamas conflict, but they're going to take care of that on their own, it seems, without too much problem if people will let them. 0.89

00:33:20.000 And you can argue about whether you think that's justified or not.

00:33:23.000 I'm just saying that they are the overwhelming force, right?

00:33:25.000 Unless somebody else steps in, Israel is going to win that war. 0.98

00:33:29.000 But China and Taiwan.

00:33:31.000 We need those kinds of munitions for Taiwan to make sure. 1.00

00:33:34.000 I don't know if you saw this, and probably just to show a force that they typically do, but they encircled or very close to encircled Taiwan with their ships in a naval exercise.

00:33:41.000 Yeah, because after the election, that's where a lot of that came from.

00:33:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:45.000 So I mean, they're basically like showing us over and over and over again that at some point, when the timing is right, whenever that happens to be, that they are going to make a move on Taiwan.

00:33:54.000 They're always going to want to do that.

00:33:56.000 One China policy is a real thing, or not one China policy, but one China.

00:34:01.000 It is part of them.

00:34:02.000 Taiwan ordered 29 of the HIMARS.

00:34:04.000 They were set to arrive in late 2024 in a second shipment in 2027.

00:34:07.000 So the more that we send over to Ukraine, the less that we can send to Taiwan in some aspects.

00:34:12.000 Right.

00:34:12.000 And the think tank, the Cato Institute, did a research project on this to see the time between when they ordered the weapon systems and when they got them.

00:34:22.000 And Taiwan waits by far the longest out of all the countries that order these systems.

00:34:25.000 It's because they're not Amazon Prime.

00:34:26.000 If they would just be Amazon Prime.

00:34:27.000 Well, Temu is, you know, having trouble shipping across the strait right now, but they should be getting the priority on all weapons procurements, not Ukraine.

00:34:35.000 I would think so.

00:34:36.000 But apparently not, because, you know, Vladimir Zelensky goes to the D-Day memorial and gets honored there.

00:34:42.000 He's basically just a, he's a celebrity at this point.

00:34:45.000 And that's really all it is.

00:34:46.000 All right, Fast Fact 3.

00:34:47.000 I gotta tell you, great career for a comic.

00:34:48.000 It really is!

00:34:49.000 He's a comedian.

00:34:50.000 You know, the comedian, you know, made himself a warlord, essentially, paused elections.

00:34:55.000 Is he a comedian or a joker?

00:34:58.000 You're better than that, Tim.

00:34:58.000 It's no joke!

00:35:00.000 You're better than that.

00:35:00.000 It's no joke, Tim!

00:35:01.000 No kidding!

00:35:03.000 All right, Fast Fact, now speaking of which, hey, can we pull this up really quickly?

00:35:03.000 Not a joke!

00:35:07.000 Can we pull CNN up?

00:35:08.000 We'll go to Fast Fact 3 in a second.

00:35:09.000 I need some volume.

00:35:10.000 He was admiring the phallic piece.

00:35:12.000 All they could hear was the crack of bullets hitting ships, sand, rocks, hitting everything.

00:35:18.000 What?

00:35:19.000 All they knew was time was of the essence.

00:35:23.000 In only 30 minutes.

00:35:24.000 30 minutes to eliminate the Nazi guns high on this cliff. 0.56

00:35:29.000 Guns that could halt the Allied invasion before it even began.

00:35:35.000 But these were American Rangers.

00:35:37.000 They were ready.

00:35:39.000 They ran toward the cliffs and mines planted on the beach by Field Marshal Rommel.

00:35:44.000 Rommel exploded around them.

00:35:47.000 You say Romney?

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:48.000 Kamala write this?

00:35:49.000 Say Romney.

00:35:49.000 Yeah.

00:35:50.000 Gunfire rained above them, but still they kept coming.

00:35:55.000 Nazi grenades thrown from above exploded against the cliffs, but still they kept coming. 0.76

00:36:03.000 Within minutes, they reached the base of this cliff.

00:36:08.000 They launched their ladders, their ropes, and grappling hooks, and they began to climb.

00:36:14.000 When the Nazis cut their ladders, the Rangers used their ropes.

00:36:21.000 When the Nazis cut their ropes, the Rangers used their hands.

00:36:26.000 And inch by inch, foot by foot, yard by yard, the Rangers clawed, literally clawed their

00:36:32.000 way up this mighty precipice.

00:36:34.000 Until at last, they reached the top.

00:36:38.000 They breached Hitler's Atlantic wall. 0.87

00:36:40.000 I wanted to hear what he was saying, and I appreciate that he's actually doing a good job at this particular moment.

00:36:46.000 You want him to do a good job.

00:36:49.000 You have to put aside partisan politics for at least something like this for two seconds.

00:36:52.000 Yeah, because what he just said was exactly right.

00:36:55.000 I don't give Biden a lot of credit for any of this stuff, but I appreciate that he's saying what he was saying, but what he was saying was absolutely correct.

00:37:01.000 These guys were fighting tooth and nail.

00:37:03.000 We are trying to avoid having to do that again.

00:37:06.000 That would be a great thing to avoid having to do that again.

00:37:11.000 If you could do me that favor and not just deliver speeches about the heroism of old, that's great.

00:37:16.000 I like that.

00:37:17.000 I want to make sure we honor those people because they literally are the only reason that we exist as a country anymore.

00:37:21.000 Most likely.

00:37:22.000 Hitler probably wouldn't have Stopped with Britain. 0.98

00:37:25.000 Would have kept going.

00:37:26.000 But if we keep screwing around, we could, you know, pop off another one and see what happens.

00:37:29.000 But the words are great.

00:37:30.000 Everything he says is great.

00:37:31.000 But every action that he's taken is working to undermine that this system and this way of life that they fought so hard, that they went through unimaginable hells to preserve, and they are working tirelessly to undermine and rewrite that story.

00:37:45.000 And it's so depressing to see.

00:37:45.000 Exactly.

00:37:47.000 I mean, if they had heard that Miss USA for Maryland was a man in 2024, if I had said that, like, hey guys, this is what we're fighting for, Miss Maryland 2024 has the chance to have a penis, they'd be like, turn the ships around, screw it, turn it around. 0.97

00:38:02.000 Nah, they were fun guys. 0.98

00:38:03.000 Turn it around! 0.95

00:38:04.000 They were fun guys back then.

00:38:04.000 They were fun guys?

00:38:05.000 They were going to be good with that?

00:38:06.000 Yeah, I bet you told them that they go, oh yeah, it makes sense. That's Mary land. Yeah 0.97

00:38:10.000 Fairies and Marys, yeah, they probably would have made some good jokes about it 1.00

00:38:16.000 I'm from Baltimore and they would have said shut up Tex. It's It's the steers and queers go 1.00

00:38:22.000 It's the undermining of the institutions that this is a racist country that the flag doesn't mean anything that we

00:38:27.000 need to be flying foreign Countries that we need to be let ourselves be invaded by 1.00

00:38:30.000 cultures that don't like ours Those are the things I care about.

00:38:33.000 I know, exactly. 0.98

00:38:34.000 Sick.

00:38:34.000 Alright, well let's get back on track here.

00:38:36.000 Fast fact number three.

00:38:38.000 Russia's going to have to do something to respond to this.

00:38:42.000 Putin's a strong man.

00:38:43.000 Do you understand what the first word there means?

00:38:46.000 Strong?

00:38:47.000 He can't appear to be weak and stay in power.

00:38:50.000 That's not how it works in Russia in that kind of a regime.

00:38:53.000 It's just not going to work.

00:38:54.000 So he told journalists Russia may provide long-range weapons to partners to strike Western targets and reaffirm the possibility of using Germany recently joined the US in authorizing Ukraine to hit some targets on Russian soil with the long-range weapons they supply to Kiev.

00:39:15.000 Mr Putin says the use of those weapons would mark a dangerous step and could further undermine international security.

00:39:22.000 He's warned Russia could provide its own long-range missiles to others to strike Western targets.

00:39:29.000 For some reason the West believes that Russia will never use nuclear weapons.

00:39:33.000 If someone's actions threaten our sovereignty, we consider it possible for us to use all means at our disposal.

00:39:41.000 That's no fun!

00:39:43.000 Somebody's saying that we'll just use whatever weapons we have available if somebody threatens our sovereignty, which, by the way, not taking sides at all, so don't try to mischaracterize this, kind of makes sense.

00:39:54.000 Like, I don't know if you're the country that's getting taken over.

00:39:56.000 Put yourself in this position.

00:39:57.000 The United States is being overrun by its enemies, and we have nuclear weapons and don't use them.

00:40:02.000 At some point you have to.

00:40:03.000 That's literally Kim Jong-un's entire life outline.

00:40:06.000 Exactly.

00:40:06.000 And it makes sense.

00:40:07.000 It's the last line of defense because you know that that probably sets off something that's incredibly terrible, but what other option do you have?

00:40:14.000 So typically we try not to put people in a position to, I don't know, think that that's the only option that they have left.

00:40:19.000 So we'll see how this all goes.

00:40:20.000 The Deputy Chair of Russia's Security Council, Dmitry Medvedev, added on X.

00:40:27.000 Now, may the United States and its allies experience firsthand the direct use of Russian weapons by the third parties.

00:40:33.000 These persons or regions have been intentionally left unnamed, but it can be all those who consider the Yankee Land and Company their enemy.

00:40:41.000 What are we, a candle shop?

00:40:44.000 The Yankee Land and Company their enemy? 0.88

00:40:47.000 You're better than that, Dimitri. 0.99

00:40:48.000 Our new fragrance from Yankee Land and Company, Sage Bullshit.

00:40:52.000 Fallout. 0.98

00:40:53.000 Napalm.

00:40:54.000 I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

00:40:56.000 Nuclear radiation.

00:40:57.000 Regardless of their political outlook and international recognition, their enemy is the U.S.

00:41:04.000 and that means to us, their comrades.

00:41:08.000 He said friends.

00:41:09.000 I said comrades.

00:41:09.000 That was me.

00:41:11.000 That's not the kind of thing that you want.

00:41:13.000 Them arming other people that think the United States... Yankee Landing Company, also known as.

00:41:18.000 is their enemy and they're like hey we'll just give you some weapons why don't you go start some stuff with the United States they would love people to start they would absolutely love people to start stuff with the United States one of the possible targets that's on not the United States but somebody who maybe could affect how the United States does some business very close country Guyana Guyana Guyana Guyana late 2023 Venezuela's Nicolas Maduro said it would annex Guyana's Esokibo region.

00:41:45.000 We talked about that.

00:41:46.000 He basically came in and said, hey, that's mine.

00:41:49.000 Hasn't been mine for a very long time, but I like it and I want it.

00:41:51.000 Well, it's actually never been mine.

00:41:53.000 Well, I think at one point there was some debate about whether it was or not.

00:41:53.000 It's never been mine.

00:41:56.000 Sure, but it was never Maduro's.

00:41:57.000 They settled on it not being, you know, right, their land, but they were like, ha ha, we like that.

00:42:02.000 And they went in and got it.

00:42:03.000 And also, by the way, don't forget that Maduro is supported by, you know, Russia and Iran, the people that probably would be the axis of evil if we could ever... Oh, you remember the Wagner group? 0.96

00:42:12.000 They're active in Venezuela, providing training.

00:42:14.000 That's not so good.

00:42:15.000 Russian warships are also currently en route to the Caribbean, I hear, because they like the beaches.

00:42:20.000 Basically just gonna go there for some vacation time.

00:42:22.000 Some rum?

00:42:23.000 Some patrolling, maybe.

00:42:25.000 Yeah, Haiti's real nice, right?

00:42:26.000 Yeah, Haiti's, I hear it's wonderful this time of year.

00:42:28.000 The barbecues, outdoors, love it.

00:42:31.000 Iran-Venezuela, so close that Iran called Venezuela part of its Shia Axis.

00:42:36.000 Yeah.

00:42:39.000 That's a terrible name.

00:42:40.000 That's a problem.

00:42:41.000 The reason I wanted to bring this up is because people think, oh, they'll supply, you know, the Huthi or whoever they're giving to, I don't know, Hezbollah, the Middle East, or maybe even Africa.

00:42:50.000 Maybe people over in Asia that they could arm the Chinese to do whatever they need to do against Taiwan. 0.91

00:42:55.000 A lot of regions that come to mind, but not South America and Guyana, which is this tiny country.

00:42:59.000 But is also probably going to be one of the most important partners to the U.S.

00:43:03.000 in the next century because of the oil fines they found there.

00:43:06.000 Right.

00:43:06.000 Exxon, you said Exxon Mobil was there and they're basically saying like, hey, we may have to like hire like private military services to make sure that our plants aren't taken over.

00:43:15.000 Yeah, because Exxon and Guyana are looking to produce about 900,000 barrels a day, which would make them the number one per capita oil country in the entire world.

00:43:25.000 And that sits right at the northern tip of South America.

00:43:28.000 There's going to be narcotics going through there, there's going to be a lot of cooperation we need from them, and there's no doubt in my mind that the Chinese and Russians, especially the Chinese and Russians, would love nothing more than to undermine us in our own backyard. 1.00

00:43:41.000 That's a real problem.

00:43:42.000 Well, we've been fighting proxy wars with Russia and South America for decades.

00:43:46.000 Yes.

00:43:47.000 Like, this is nothing new.

00:43:48.000 It's just like, you just don't want to start these things up and kind of kick them off.

00:43:52.000 Especially with a very, very pro-America country and administration that they have.

00:43:55.000 Well, and there's a logistics expert on X, Map Human Intent, and he has an excellent thread apparently about this, so go and read that.

00:44:02.000 I can't read any of the stuff on there.

00:44:04.000 It's just a great thread.

00:44:04.000 Just a great thread about the potential problem that this poses for us.

00:44:07.000 So this is one of the reasons that, you know, that guy right there.

00:44:11.000 Can you see this?

00:44:13.000 This guy right here.

00:44:14.000 That he needs to be in office as quickly as possible so that we can deal with these issues.

00:44:18.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now.

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00:44:25.000 So go there right now.

00:44:26.000 CrowderShop.com.

00:44:28.000 And I have a question for the audience and for people in here.

00:44:33.000 So we have Fight Like Hell.

00:44:35.000 And I was just thinking we could have like a Biden over here, right?

00:44:37.000 Just follow me in your mind.

00:44:39.000 A Biden over here and fight the smell. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Because he craps himself all the time.

00:44:44.000 Maybe with him like making like that like face or something like that.

00:44:48.000 Yeah, when he was on stage for that town hall.

00:44:48.000 I don't know.

00:44:51.000 You guys want to fight the smell shirt?

00:44:54.000 I think we should do it.

00:44:54.000 We should put a poll up in Mug Club chat.

00:44:57.000 We should.

00:44:58.000 Would you guys wear it if we produced it?

00:44:59.000 Don't go stealing it and putting it on Etsy, though.

00:45:02.000 It's my idea.

00:45:03.000 And it may be a terrible idea, but I'm gonna... You know what?

00:45:06.000 We're making the shirt.

00:45:07.000 I just bought five.

00:45:08.000 You bought five.

00:45:11.000 From a Mexican manufacturer.

00:45:12.000 Oh, it's already online.

00:45:13.000 Yeah, thanks a lot.

00:45:14.000 Way to go.

00:45:15.000 I'm making the shirt, I'm wearing the shirt, I don't care if anybody buys the shirt I'm making.

00:45:17.000 We're gonna have this.

00:45:18.000 All right, so Biden.

00:45:19.000 We just talked about him here.

00:45:21.000 Hopefully he doesn't screw up anything.

00:45:23.000 Hopefully this just gets to honor the troops and honor what they did on D-Day.

00:45:26.000 So I have research looking into something.

00:45:30.000 Someone in chat said that he had plagiarized Reagan's speech.

00:45:34.000 Did he quote it on purpose?

00:45:36.000 Biden totally plagiarized Reagan and they posted a link.

00:45:40.000 I'm having George look into it to see if he did because that's probably why you like what he said.

00:45:46.000 Today?

00:45:46.000 I don't mind.

00:45:47.000 He plagiarized Reagan today or yesterday?

00:45:49.000 Just now?

00:45:49.000 When?

00:45:50.000 When?

00:45:51.000 Okay, find out and let us know.

00:45:52.000 Alright, I'll start talking a little bit about the border stuff with Biden and then if you guys find that you break in.

00:45:57.000 There's a 5% similarity apparently.

00:45:59.000 That doesn't sound a story.

00:45:59.000 A 5%?

00:46:01.000 Take that image, can you?

00:46:03.000 That doesn't sound high.

00:46:04.000 No, and it's also, he's telling a story of the Rangers scaling Pointe du Hoc cliffs.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, you can't tell more of the story.

00:46:11.000 That looks like a, that looks like he took a big chunk of it.

00:46:15.000 Removed, added?

00:46:15.000 I don't understand.

00:46:17.000 Green is what he used.

00:46:20.000 It says added at the top.

00:46:22.000 Oh, added?

00:46:23.000 Yeah.

00:46:24.000 And removed is read.

00:46:25.000 Similarity of text is five percent.

00:46:28.000 Five percent doesn't sound like a lot, and I think to his point, look, we'll look into it a little bit further.

00:46:32.000 If he stole his speech, then fine, you know, then we'll say it.

00:46:36.000 But it's only five percent similarity, I think, to Josh's point.

00:46:38.000 I just saw it in chat.

00:46:39.000 I want him to look into it.

00:46:40.000 Wanted to make sure.

00:46:41.000 What's the problem with having a president who's not writing his own speeches, man?

00:46:44.000 Well, they don't write their own speeches, but this guy just barely can deliver his own speeches.

00:46:49.000 Even after all of the B.S.

00:46:53.000 that we had to deal with with the Trump conviction last week.

00:46:55.000 Biden is still doing terrible.

00:46:59.000 Terrible.

00:47:00.000 Terrible.

00:47:00.000 Terrible's a good word for it.

00:47:02.000 Terrible in the polls.

00:47:02.000 It's a great word for it.

00:47:04.000 Is it actually just too soon to know what the impact of this virus really is on the 2024 presidential outcome?

00:47:12.000 No, it's actually, it's soon enough to know that it's not going to significantly alter the results at this moment.

00:47:19.000 That the gains that Trump had made among union members, Hispanics, young African American men are significant and they're holding. 0.64

00:47:29.000 He doesn't look good.

00:47:31.000 He doesn't.

00:47:32.000 Luntz is having a bit of a hard time.

00:47:33.000 Overall, Trump v. Biden, just to give you an update.

00:47:36.000 Again, this is... Listen, I don't want to say it like...

00:47:39.000 We want to do something for this election that has never been done before for anybody outside of the mainstream media organizations out there to be able to bring you live results.

00:47:48.000 We've already worked on that.

00:47:50.000 We're working through a contract right now to get raw data that gets fed to CNN, MSNBC, Fox, and other people have their own data services.

00:47:57.000 A couple of companies that provide this raw on the ground data for you to be able to make the calls.

00:48:02.000 This is massive.

00:48:02.000 We don't want you guys or anybody else out there to have to go anywhere else to see what is going on with this election.

00:48:09.000 So we will keep updating you.

00:48:10.000 We will be at certain events throughout the remaining calendar before we get to the election, and then we will be on the ground in swing states with our own people, making sure we are looking for the irregularities.

00:48:21.000 This is our election.

00:48:23.000 It does not belong to the mainstream media.

00:48:25.000 It belongs to us.

00:48:27.000 And we are taking it.

00:48:29.000 I'm sorry, I'm just a little pissed off about what we had to endure this last time around to be told that everything was totally fine and we should just be fine with our election processes being corrupted to the point that nobody believes what happened in the election and most likely nobody's going to believe what happens in this one when President Trump wins.

00:48:45.000 But here's the polling.

00:48:46.000 Trump is up .5 right now percent, the complete average from the RCP.

00:48:49.000 This is going to oscillate up and down.

00:48:51.000 Some polls have it higher, some polls have it a little bit lower.

00:48:53.000 That's going to continue to move.

00:48:54.000 The big news here is 2020 Biden was up 7.2.

00:48:58.000 Clinton in 2016, up 2 at this time.

00:49:01.000 Trump is performing way better.

00:49:04.000 way better than they were.

00:49:06.000 And he continues to lead in every swing state right now.

00:49:10.000 That's new.

00:49:11.000 I think he was leading in almost all of the swing states last time.

00:49:13.000 One of them it was too close to call or Biden was leading by just a little bit.

00:49:16.000 I think Wisconsin's the one.

00:49:17.000 Maybe Wisconsin that flipped.

00:49:18.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:49:19.000 But Trump is converting states that were not swing states into swing states.

00:49:26.000 Virginia is one of those.

00:49:28.000 Biden is only leading Virginia by 2.2 points.

00:49:31.000 In 2020 he had a 9.4 point gap.

00:49:35.000 And just so you know, 2.2 points is within the margin of error.

00:49:40.000 It could be a toss-up.

00:49:41.000 Now, I understand you can use that on any of the races that are within 2-3 points.

00:49:45.000 I'm just saying, it should be 9 or 10 for Biden, and it's only 2.

00:49:49.000 He may very well win Virginia.

00:49:51.000 Some polls had him winning Virginia.

00:49:54.000 Another factor I think we want to throw in that, and probably Republicans should keep in mind, is the effective governorship of Yunkin in Virginia.

00:50:01.000 And places like Georgia, with Brian Kemp being effective governors, people are like, oh, Republicans can govern.

00:50:06.000 Maybe we should give this a try instead of the same, you know, douche nozzle that we keep electing to run from the Oval Office. 1.00

00:50:13.000 You're smarter than that.

00:50:15.000 Come on, give me a better word.

00:50:17.000 Not today.

00:50:18.000 Yeah, no.

00:50:20.000 That's the most effective one for him.

00:50:22.000 So, to make things worse for former Vice President Joseph R. Biden, yesterday Trump announced that he had raised, get this, in one week, almost $400 million.

00:50:35.000 I just went through a rigged trial in New York.

00:50:38.000 Rigged?

00:50:40.000 Pause.

00:50:43.000 I love how he couches it.

00:50:44.000 He's like, we're gonna say 400 million, Mr. President.

00:50:46.000 judge where there was no crime right after the announcement of this more

00:50:51.000 campaign funds were given to this campaign than any campaign they think in

00:50:56.000 history. They think. Almost 400 million dollars. 400! I love how he couches it he's like we're gonna say 400

00:51:04.000 million mr. president not enough they think it's the most in history

00:51:08.000 There you go.

00:51:09.000 Nailed it.

00:51:10.000 Put that on the prompter.

00:51:13.000 It's exactly what he does, but $400 million in one week is an insane amount of money.

00:51:19.000 And look, at this point, former Vice President Joseph Biden is giving you everything he has.

00:51:27.000 It's pandering for votes.

00:51:28.000 That's it.

00:51:29.000 It's making this about a woman's right to choose, right? 0.99

00:51:33.000 Abortion.

00:51:35.000 That's their terms for it, a woman's right to choose. 1.00

00:51:37.000 I call it, you know, not killing innocent children.

00:51:39.000 You call it whatever you want.

00:51:40.000 It makes this about forgiving college debt.

00:51:44.000 It makes this about buying your vote By giving you more money and demonizing wealthy people, demonizing really middle class people at this point, people that just have enough money to pay their bills every single month, and demonizing those people and saying they don't need that much money, and then saying, hey, we're going to spend over $150 billion a year on people in this country who are here illegally, and not do anything about it. 0.83

00:52:11.000 Until...

00:52:13.000 The very last second, and then we'll try to do something about it.

00:52:15.000 We'll get to that in just one second here, but in 2020, just to give you some context about the $400 million, because that's a large number, right?

00:52:22.000 But if they spend $20 billion on a campaign, then it's not getting you there.

00:52:25.000 I knew it wasn't that number.

00:52:26.000 I knew it was under a billion or right around a billion that was spent last time, and I was right.

00:52:29.000 I didn't say it.

00:52:30.000 I just, you know, in my head, it's one of those things.

00:52:32.000 I believe that you believe that.

00:52:33.000 Like, I don't call glass when I'm playing basketball until after I accidentally.

00:52:37.000 Speaking of Billion Dollar Biden, in a speech today, he said, they're asking us to care for our country more than ourselves.

00:52:45.000 The echoes of the voices of D-Day troops asking to care more of our country than we do for ourselves.

00:52:48.000 Huh.

00:52:49.000 If he cared more for his country than he did himself, he would have not run for president.

00:52:54.000 But apparently, Jill cares more for being in the office than she cares about her husband. 0.94

00:52:59.000 Someone's got to be there to pardon Hunter.

00:53:02.000 Yeah that's why he's not... Let's just string the trial out until Trump's president so that he can't.

00:53:08.000 Well you can't.

00:53:09.000 Americans have a right to a speedy trial.

00:53:12.000 It's fair.

00:53:14.000 Why do you gotta bring that stuff up?

00:53:19.000 When they think it is convenient, Tim, I'll add that little caveat for you.

00:53:22.000 So, 2020 election, here's what the candidates spent.

00:53:24.000 Biden spent $1.04 billion.

00:53:26.000 Trump spent $773 million.

00:53:30.000 So, $773 million.

00:53:32.000 Just raised $400 million in the last week alone.

00:53:36.000 Imagine what happens when we get closer to the debate.

00:53:36.000 Is that good?

00:53:40.000 That's just in a few weeks.

00:53:40.000 Which, what?

00:53:42.000 Three weeks from yesterday, I think.

00:53:45.000 We'll be live streaming that, so make sure you guys are putting that on your calendar.

00:53:48.000 We'll go through the entire debate with you and have great coverage of it.

00:53:51.000 Imagine what happens on July 11th when Trump is sentenced.

00:53:57.000 Imagine a fine.

00:54:00.000 People are going to be pissed off.

00:54:01.000 People are going to donate money.

00:54:02.000 Imagine him being sentenced to prison.

00:54:06.000 That is one of the pretty clear red lines, I think.

00:54:10.000 Imprisoning your political opponent, which they say that Trump is threatening to do for actual crimes that they do.

00:54:16.000 Can you imagine?

00:54:17.000 Like, every time I think about it, it just... It's mind-blowing.

00:54:19.000 It's such a mind-blowing scenario to run through your head.

00:54:21.000 It's one of those things that if I pitched a movie to you and said that This war, this civil war within a country, started because one side made up charges, extended deadlines, didn't even tell people what they were convicting him for, and put him in jail when he was leading in the polls.

00:54:21.000 It is.

00:54:42.000 He'd be like, yeah, I think that's reasonable.

00:54:45.000 He'd be like, I understand why this happened.

00:54:46.000 Can you spice it up a little bit, maybe?

00:54:48.000 A little bit?

00:54:48.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:49.000 No, I don't think you need to.

00:54:50.000 That's too believable.

00:54:50.000 I think that's enough.

00:54:51.000 That's exactly what I'm saying.

00:54:52.000 And I'm not advocating for it, I'm just saying, man, you can look at this and go, guys, Let's say that armed conflict is not where everybody's mind goes.

00:55:02.000 It certainly goes to support.

00:55:04.000 It certainly goes to, I'm going to give more money or I'm going to start giving and I've never given before.

00:55:11.000 Trump is going to raise a ton of money and be able to deal with, I think, effectively at some point, his legal issue there.

00:55:18.000 And it's just exposed everything about the Democrats and what they're trying to do.

00:55:21.000 And look, he's not the only person.

00:55:23.000 Didn't they just put Bannon?

00:55:25.000 In prison?

00:55:26.000 Yeah, they quietly did that.

00:55:27.000 Quietly put Bannon in prison?

00:55:28.000 That's a hard thing to do with Bannon.

00:55:30.000 For failing to appear for a subpoena.

00:55:33.000 Contempt of Congress!

00:55:35.000 Somebody went to jail!

00:55:36.000 Navarro went to jail for contempt of Congress as well, I think.

00:55:39.000 Wait, did Biden go to jail for appearing for a subpoena?

00:55:42.000 No.

00:55:42.000 By the way, research said that Joe Biden, Joseph, former vice president of Respect the Office, he said that he will not pardon Hunter Biden.

00:55:51.000 Yeah, and he also said he couldn't close the board.

00:55:52.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:55:53.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:54.000 Well, we'll get to that.

00:55:55.000 I believe him!

00:55:57.000 You know what would be really funny?

00:56:00.000 Biden, my man!

00:56:02.000 He doesn't pardon him, and then Trump wins the election, and then Trump's like, I'm gonna pardon him!

00:56:07.000 I'm gonna do it!

00:56:08.000 Hunter's a good guy! 0.96

00:56:09.000 Just to screw with Joe!

00:56:10.000 You couldn't, I did! 0.83

00:56:12.000 Best coke I've ever had!

00:56:14.000 Nice.

00:56:15.000 Tim, you look concerned.

00:56:16.000 Are you concerned?

00:56:18.000 Not about that.

00:56:18.000 Okay, good.

00:56:21.000 So listen, so this brings us to his border executive order.

00:56:26.000 Again, trying to buy votes.

00:56:28.000 Now, why now?

00:56:29.000 We'll see what happens.

00:56:30.000 Remember when the White House said that he couldn't do anything about the border without having Congress?

00:56:35.000 A bipartisan bill would be good for America and help fix our broken immigration system.

00:56:42.000 And allow speedy access for those who deserve to be here.

00:56:45.000 If that bill were the law today, I'd shut down the border right now and fix it quickly.

00:56:50.000 Okay, right there, if that bill were the law today, I would shut down the border and fix it quickly.

00:56:56.000 He's basically saying, and tell me if I'm wrongly, he's basically saying I can't do anything about it until I get a bill.

00:57:02.000 You're not wrong.

00:57:03.000 I'm not wrong, okay.

00:57:05.000 Now, He's admitted that he can do it without a bill on his desk, and he can just do an executive order.

00:57:12.000 So we're going to do a little claim truth for you.

00:57:14.000 So here's a claim.

00:57:15.000 Biden shut down the border.

00:57:17.000 Here's the New York Times headline.

00:57:19.000 In shift, Biden issues order allowing temporary border closure to migrants.

00:57:23.000 Well, what?

00:57:23.000 That's good.

00:57:24.000 Temporary closure to migrants.

00:57:26.000 That sounds like we're heading in the right direction, at least.

00:57:28.000 So here's the truth.

00:57:30.000 He didn't shut down the border.

00:57:31.000 Nothing happened.

00:57:33.000 The border's still porous.

00:57:33.000 Everybody's still flowing in today.

00:57:35.000 I don't know if it's higher on the weekends than it is on other days, but if it is, then we're going right into it.

00:57:40.000 He can shut down the border, yes, if Daily Illegal Crossers hits 2,500 a day for seven consecutive days.

00:57:50.000 These are the encounters that people have, the Border Patrol have, with people crossing illegally.

00:57:57.000 I don't know what the number is because it's one of those things that, like, how do you quantify how many people are actually stopped versus how many people actually come in?

00:58:06.000 What kind of multiplier do you use for that?

00:58:08.000 I don't know if there's somebody out there who's kind of guessed at what that is.

00:58:11.000 I'm betting that if it's below 10, I would be shocked that it's a multiple of 10 higher that come in every day versus what's encountered.

00:58:18.000 Is there any non-suicidal nation that would allow 2,500 random people?

00:58:21.000 Bad enough!

00:58:22.000 Can you imagine 2,500 North Koreans flowing over the border?

00:58:24.000 Not 2,500 because then we'd shut it down, but 2,499 were fine.

00:58:25.000 2,499 Gazans flooding across the Egyptian border?

00:58:27.000 because then we'd shut it down, but $2,499, we're fine.

00:58:27.000 Yeah, they'd be fine.

00:58:30.000 $2,499, dozens flooding across the Egyptian border.

00:58:34.000 Yeah, they'd be fine, they're totally fine. 1.00

00:58:36.000 This is so stupid. 1.00

00:58:38.000 No. 1.00

00:58:39.000 So here's the thing.

00:58:40.000 It's never going to happen.

00:58:41.000 He's never going to actually close the border down.

00:58:44.000 And if he does, it doesn't even matter.

00:58:47.000 Other pathways for people to come in exist already, and they're not counted in this number.

00:58:51.000 Remember the one app that flew you in that was like, you know, like you had frequent flyer points that get just flown in instead of having to walk in?

00:58:58.000 I'm not sure how you rate for that, but sounds pretty good.

00:59:01.000 The migrant flights, all that stuff.

00:59:02.000 On Delta.

00:59:03.000 On Delta, there you go.

00:59:04.000 You can just claim it.

00:59:05.000 By the way, you can still come to the border at this point and claim asylum.

00:59:10.000 Still happens.

00:59:11.000 What does shutting down the border do when you can't shut down the border?

00:59:18.000 You can't do it.

00:59:20.000 Do it now.

00:59:21.000 Close the border.

00:59:22.000 Prove to everybody in this country right now that you can keep every single person out of this country who is trying to come here illegally for one hour. 0.60

00:59:31.000 It's my border and I want to close now!

00:59:33.000 Exactly.

00:59:34.000 It's not going to happen.

00:59:35.000 This is all theater.

00:59:37.000 And it's theater that sucks with 2,500 people coming in a day for seven days straight. 0.97

00:59:43.000 To shut it down. 0.95

00:59:43.000 2,400. 0.95

00:59:43.000 You have to get to the 2,500. 0.95

00:59:44.000 It's a magic number.

00:59:45.000 For some reason, I guess that's fine.

00:59:47.000 For seven days.

00:59:48.000 What, do you shut it down for two days and hope that the flood of people doesn't come in?

00:59:52.000 Is that like the six feet of social distancing they just threw a number out there?

00:59:55.000 It's like, yeah, screw it, this sounds good.

00:59:56.000 These people are gonna get together and unionize and be like 10,000 a day for six days and 2,400 on the seventh day and be like, gotta count again.

01:00:03.000 They're gonna go, all the coyotes and the cartels are gonna be like, hey guys, just so you know, we're taking Sundays off.

01:00:08.000 Yeah, guys.

01:00:09.000 Chick-fil-a was right. 0.99

01:00:10.000 We're closed on Sundays.

01:00:15.000 It doesn't make any sense, guys.

01:00:16.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:00:17.000 Here's another truth.

01:00:22.000 Even if Biden shut down the border, this policy will still allow 1.8 million asylum seekers, also known as economic asylum seekers, in every single year.

01:00:35.000 Every Year.

01:00:38.000 That's like the state of Kansas every single year.

01:00:41.000 And nobody cares about Kansas until every year you add another Kansas.

01:00:44.000 The Chiefs are moving there, so.

01:00:46.000 What?

01:00:47.000 Yeah, probably.

01:00:48.000 Shut it! 1.00

01:00:48.000 Which tribe? 1.00

01:00:50.000 You know what the exemption to Biden's plan includes?

01:00:52.000 Unaccompanied minors.

01:00:53.000 You know, like Danny Almonte.

01:01:00.000 He's as tall as his coach.

01:01:02.000 That's a minor.

01:01:03.000 Yeah, he's a 12-year-old.

01:01:07.000 I am 12.

01:01:08.000 No, you're not, man.

01:01:09.000 No, no.

01:01:10.000 He lost his ID on the way over.

01:01:12.000 How old was he?

01:01:14.000 I think he was 15-ish.

01:01:15.000 I think he was 15 at the time.

01:01:18.000 Just smoking 10-year-olds?

01:01:21.000 Striking them out left and right.

01:01:22.000 You remember playing baseball coming up?

01:01:24.000 I do.

01:01:25.000 There was usually a bigger guy.

01:01:27.000 He was taller and he could pitch really fast and he scared the crap out of you.

01:01:30.000 If you'd go up, like, this guy throws so hard because you don't have the control yet.

01:01:33.000 You're like, most likely you're going to get hit at some point during this game.

01:01:37.000 Can you imagine this guy coming up?

01:01:38.000 He has the control.

01:01:39.000 That's great.

01:01:39.000 But he's so scary.

01:01:40.000 He's got the control.

01:01:41.000 He's got the speed.

01:01:41.000 He's throwing junk.

01:01:43.000 You're like, what is going on?

01:01:44.000 I've never seen a slider.

01:01:46.000 Who is this kid?

01:01:46.000 I think he broke out of the zone.

01:01:48.000 I just don't know what to do.

01:01:49.000 Did he take some substance from his mustache and put it on the bar?

01:01:52.000 He pretty much did.

01:01:54.000 But here's the thing.

01:01:55.000 Can anybody tell me why that is there?

01:01:57.000 Can we go back and stand in real quick?

01:01:58.000 Hurry.

01:01:58.000 Fast.

01:01:58.000 That.

01:02:00.000 Why?

01:02:01.000 Okay, go back to me.

01:02:03.000 I just don't understand the obelisk and what the point of having a giant phallic symbol is there.

01:02:07.000 And that one, that angle, looked like it had two rocks on either side.

01:02:11.000 You do the math.

01:02:12.000 I'm sure there's some sort of... I don't know what it is.

01:02:15.000 I know there's plaques.

01:02:16.000 You see the plaques there behind Reagan?

01:02:17.000 I get it.

01:02:18.000 Sorry, it's not up there anymore.

01:02:20.000 But it's just super weird to me.

01:02:21.000 I don't know, maybe it's a me thing.

01:02:23.000 So look, even if Biden does shut the border down, even if he is super effective in doing that, which he's not going to be, and it's still a number that is absolutely unconscionable, it does nothing about the 8 plus million illegals that Biden has already let in.

01:02:39.000 We fortunately, I guess, have a new partner in Mexico to work with, though seems like this person's going to be a lot like the last person.

01:02:48.000 Mexico just elected its first female president, Claudia Sheinbaum.

01:02:53.000 Whoa.

01:02:54.000 And historic victory this morning for Claudia Sheinbaum, who rose to national prominence here as mayor of Mexico City and now will take office later this year as Mexico's first ever female president.

01:03:05.000 First ever female president.

01:03:06.000 Now that may sound good to you.

01:03:08.000 And you may say to yourself, Mexico, you're getting it right. 1.00

01:03:11.000 You guys are getting progressive and you didn't give women the right to vote until the 1950s.

01:03:15.000 Don't say it.

01:03:16.000 You've done some weird stuff in Mexico.

01:03:18.000 I just want you to understand something about Mexico and the first female president in Mexico.

01:03:23.000 This election cycle, this election cycle in Mexico, 37 candidates were assassinated 828 non-lethal attacks on candidates.

01:03:34.000 So, before you go saying that Mexico should just become the 51st state, I don't want to bring 37 candidates assassinated into the United States.

01:03:43.000 Well, if they were assassinated, they're dead.

01:03:46.000 That doesn't make any sense.

01:03:46.000 They couldn't come in.

01:03:47.000 They're not a problem anymore.

01:03:48.000 They couldn't run anymore.

01:03:49.000 I'm saying the ideology.

01:03:50.000 They could roll them in.

01:03:52.000 I mean, our president's dead.

01:03:53.000 So who is this Claudia Scheinbaum?

01:03:54.000 I'm just going to act like you guys are not here.

01:03:56.000 First Jewish president, Mexico's 88% Christian, almost entirely Catholic, I believe.

01:04:02.000 Former head of government of Mexico City, was the last position that she had, and super leftist. 1.00

01:04:07.000 And what does her presidency mean for the United States, you may ask?

01:04:11.000 You may think that this is like one of those things where it doesn't really matter, but it's going to be continued policy of Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador.

01:04:19.000 It's just going to be about climate change and leftist talking points and ideologies.

01:04:22.000 It's not going to be about closing down the border and taking care of the cartels.

01:04:25.000 She's probably a cartel puppet, but you know, one thing you need to know.

01:04:29.000 This matters.

01:04:30.000 What happens in Mexico matters to the United States.

01:04:32.000 2023, Mexico became the U.S.' 's largest trading partner.

01:04:35.000 Part of the offshoring we were talking about, where they're shipping jobs off to China lane, you were telling me this, one of the ways they're trying to get those closer to home is bringing them to Mexico.

01:04:43.000 Right, because there are certain links in the supply chain that you just cannot afford to manufacture in the United States, so that's what the term fringe-shoring is, is you bring these supply chain links to countries that are friendly to your interests.

01:04:55.000 Like Mexico, not Canada.

01:04:57.000 We don't like Canada.

01:04:59.000 We're not a friend of Canada, I'm just saying.

01:05:01.000 We have a trade agreement with both.

01:05:02.000 I don't care, we don't like them.

01:05:05.000 The trade agreement would say differently.

01:05:06.000 Bolivar, I like him, I don't like Trudeau.

01:05:08.000 The data.

01:05:09.000 Fine.

01:05:10.000 So, 80% of Mexican exports go to the United States, and the cartels will always remain the biggest issue.

01:05:16.000 And for his part, Trump wants to send kill squads What is this, a DC comic book?

01:05:23.000 I just, I don't know.

01:05:25.000 Did Biden just walk over to the obelisk on accident?

01:05:27.000 Okay, we'll go back to that.

01:05:28.000 No, he was doing a... Was he doing a wreath laying?

01:05:30.000 Yeah, this is a replay of his speech, but he was just going over to give it a look.

01:05:32.000 Okay, gotcha.

01:05:33.000 They had to beat Kamala off of it.

01:05:35.000 He tried to jump off.

01:05:36.000 Kamala was what?

01:05:39.000 Just trying to climb up it.

01:05:40.000 Oh gosh. All right, look, Lane and I disagree on this.

01:05:49.000 We're going to talk about it in Mug Club, but Trump is going to put kill squads into Mexico to handle the cartels.

01:05:54.000 Some of you have been like, right on, man, do it.

01:05:56.000 Yes.

01:05:57.000 And I'm going to be like, I understand, right on, do it.

01:05:59.000 But, you know, what happens next?

01:06:00.000 And this is where we're going to disagree.

01:06:02.000 But look, just understand, Biden is dropping in the polls.

01:06:05.000 Everything's looking bad for him.

01:06:07.000 That doesn't mean that we should underestimate our opponent.

01:06:09.000 That is what he wants.

01:06:10.000 He wants you to think you already have it in the bag and that voters don't turn out because they think it's going to be a walk-off and he's going to win and people are less motivated.

01:06:17.000 You need to go to the polls and vote for President Trump like everything in your life depended on it.

01:06:21.000 And I'm not saying like everything depends on it, but it could.

01:06:24.000 It very well could in this case.

01:06:25.000 That's been used so many times that it becomes like a dog whistle or a car alarm in a parking lot.

01:06:29.000 Nobody really pays any attention to it.

01:06:31.000 And that's why when we see stories Where people make up the fact that there was no chair behind President Biden, we say stop.

01:06:38.000 Because when there actually is no chair that he goes to sit in, we want to point to it and be like, that was real.

01:06:42.000 The boy who cried no chair.

01:06:44.000 Exactly.

01:06:44.000 Don't be the boy who cried no chair or pants full of poo.

01:06:47.000 Either one, right?

01:06:48.000 And Mexico's boss is a new boss, but it's the same as the old boss. 0.52

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Louder with Crowder - June 07, 2024

Insane in the Ukraine: US-Made Weapons Strike Russian Targets!

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