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00:00:51.000 People can be whoever they want to be, and I think that the current times are going to change.

00:00:56.000 People can't be whoever they want to be or whatever they want to be.

00:00:59.000 I believe they can.

00:01:00.000 There are biological and physiological limitations to everybody.

00:01:03.000 After a couple of months of hormone therapy, a couple months or a year, it doesn't make that much of a difference.

00:01:09.000 Now, what if that was entirely incorrect?

00:01:11.000 🎵Do the strange animal🎵 🎵That's what I know🎵

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00:01:40.000 oh ah huh

00:01:56.000 It tastes fishy.

00:01:57.000 You made it.

00:01:59.000 That's the last time I stir my honey in with fish sticks. 1.00

00:02:04.000 Damn you, Gordons. 1.00

00:02:05.000 It's Maxwell House Fish Morning. 1.00

00:02:09.000 The best part of waking up is fungus in your cup.

00:02:13.000 Trout.

00:02:16.000 Actually, we have some material today on the fish because of China and how they're testing for COVID, but we have Matt Gaetz on the show today.

00:02:23.000 Don't say Gaetz.

00:02:25.000 I'm not in Florida, I can say, and I can, I'm not in Florida, we're in Texas, and I can say Gaetz.

00:02:30.000 I can say Gaetz, it's his name.

00:02:30.000 Don't say Gaetz.

00:02:31.000 The bill doesn't even say don't say Gaetz.

00:02:34.000 It says don't say gay, and that's not even in the bill at all.

00:02:37.000 Now you're confusing me!

00:02:41.000 So before I move on, I guess my question of the day to you is, Mark Zuckerberg, robot, human, what do you think?

00:02:48.000 You can comment below.

00:02:49.000 We're going to be talking about this.

00:02:51.000 All I can call him is someone of whom I'm not a fan.

00:02:54.000 We'll be talking about what's going on in China.

00:02:54.000 So we'll be talking about that.

00:02:56.000 I don't know if you know, that's been praised for their handling of COVID.

00:02:59.000 And of course, now they're committing gross atrocities of human rights.

00:03:04.000 Do I need it?

00:03:07.000 It's redundant, but still, it'll have some funny clips.

00:03:11.000 And, important to know, anytime this show is not on YouTube.

00:03:15.000 Because there have been some interviews with Matt Gaetz that have been removed.

00:03:17.000 Really?

00:03:18.000 They've been removed from YouTube in the past.

00:03:18.000 Yep.

00:03:19.000 Don't say Gaetz.

00:03:20.000 I can say Gaetz. 0.81

00:03:23.000 You can follow us on Rumble or on Mug Club where we have an entirely additional one hour show every single day.

00:03:31.000 $69 for students, veterans, active military.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, no show next Thursday, just so you know.

00:03:36.000 Gotcha.

00:03:37.000 So don't be looking for us on YouTube next Thursday, but Monday through Thursday, 10 a.m.

00:03:40.000 Eastern.

00:03:40.000 If you don't see us on YouTube, unless we otherwise tell you, just head on over to Rumble or Mug Club, because sometimes YouTube just says, remember how you ran your business?

00:03:47.000 We're not going to let you do that anymore.

00:03:48.000 Ah, they're like U.S. 0.94

00:03:49.000 government.

00:03:50.000 I got it.

00:03:50.000 Yes, effectively.

00:03:51.000 Uh, what else are we talking about today?

00:03:53.000 We're going to be talking about Mark Zuckerberg.

00:03:55.000 Oh, Brian Stelter!

00:03:56.000 Oh, that's going to be fun.

00:03:56.000 Brian Stelter.

00:03:57.000 I forgot about that.

00:03:57.000 He's a huge Disney fan.

00:03:59.000 Well, he's more so a fan of the Disney pedophilia.

00:04:01.000 Oh, there's that part?

00:04:02.000 Yes, he defends them on that.

00:04:03.000 That's a new part, huh?

00:04:04.000 Come on, Brian.

00:04:05.000 Does anyone discuss with him the optics?

00:04:08.000 Yeah.

00:04:09.000 Well, he gets free cotton candy.

00:04:10.000 Yes, he does.

00:04:11.000 And by that, I mean they literally hold him up by his feet like a swirly, just in the cotton candy machine.

00:04:18.000 Seven dwarfs. 0.81

00:04:19.000 How much can I fit?

00:04:21.000 All of it!

00:04:22.000 Who knew?

00:04:22.000 He's also the guy that sent all the other correspondents from CNN to Ukraine to cover the war live.

00:04:26.000 It'll be great for your career!

00:04:27.000 He's just like... You guys are the Ukraine-Russia war correspondents and I am the cotton candy correspondents.

00:04:34.000 That's what I do.

00:04:34.000 He's just hoping they don't come back.

00:04:36.000 We all have our thing, okay?

00:04:37.000 Stop complaining.

00:04:38.000 Alright?

00:04:41.000 Moving on up!

00:04:43.000 We all put our pants on the same way, with one strap to pull it up at a time.

00:04:46.000 Now!

00:04:47.000 One suspender at a time.

00:04:48.000 One suspender at a time.

00:04:50.000 It's more of a strope, really.

00:04:53.000 You know him, you love him.

00:04:54.000 Gerald A. is here.

00:04:55.000 How are you, sir?

00:04:55.000 I am doing well.

00:04:56.000 How are you?

00:04:56.000 I'm okay.

00:04:57.000 My neck's getting a little bit better.

00:04:58.000 There you go!

00:04:58.000 My neck hurts.

00:04:59.000 It turns into a migraine.

00:05:00.000 Ah!

00:05:01.000 Yeah.

00:05:01.000 I thought I was your headache cause most of the time.

00:05:03.000 Well, I was going to say you too.

00:05:05.000 It also didn't help that you, you know, karate chopped my neck.

00:05:08.000 That doesn't work.

00:05:09.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:05:09.000 By the way, congratulations on your black belt.

00:05:11.000 Your mom's check cleared.

00:05:11.000 And you know him.

00:05:12.000 You love him.

00:05:13.000 He's going to be in Rialto Square Theatre on April 8th.

00:05:17.000 Joliet Ileana.

00:05:17.000 And then he's going to be in Waukegan Ileana, the Genesee Theatre, April 9th.

00:05:22.000 Illinois!

00:05:23.000 Shoot! 0.92

00:05:24.000 You said Indiana last time! 0.99

00:05:25.000 Did I say Ileana?

00:05:26.000 You said Ileana.

00:05:28.000 Admonish this guy!

00:05:30.000 Which is... I need a break.

00:05:32.000 It is definitely... It's kind of a place, though, because there is a border there.

00:05:37.000 Well, it's close.

00:05:38.000 The Jackson 5 are from Gary, Indiana, which is basically Iliana.

00:05:41.000 This is a really, really good sign for how the interview with Matt Gaetz is going to go.

00:05:46.000 I think you have early-onset dementia.

00:05:48.000 I do.

00:05:49.000 I have whatever Bruce Willis has.

00:05:50.000 Someone in an earpiece just needs to coach me on human interactions.

00:05:53.000 You and Joe Biden.

00:05:53.000 I have to say the line like I understand what words are.

00:05:58.000 So, Dave Landa, how are you?

00:06:00.000 Ahoy, how are you?

00:06:01.000 Good.

00:06:02.000 Well, obviously from the intro.

00:06:03.000 Yes, you're doing well.

00:06:05.000 It's almost like a day when you host.

00:06:06.000 I know.

00:06:06.000 Hey!

00:06:07.000 Paralysis.

00:06:09.000 I joke.

00:06:10.000 Oh, what's the Bruce Willis disease? 1.00

00:06:11.000 Being a dick? 0.99

00:06:14.000 It actually is that, too. 1.00

00:06:15.000 Well, yes, yes.

00:06:16.000 Who knew?

00:06:16.000 Side effects.

00:06:17.000 I heard he's not a nice man.

00:06:19.000 Really?

00:06:19.000 Well, yeah, but come on.

00:06:20.000 Can you blame him?

00:06:21.000 I just realized I had to... Which, by the way, we have these tumblers at, I think, CrowderShop.com.

00:06:25.000 There you go, guys.

00:06:26.000 Go to CrowderShop.com.

00:06:27.000 All right.

00:06:28.000 Before we move on to anything else, you can go see Dave.

00:06:30.000 It's at a lot of Crowder.com slash tour.

00:06:31.000 We have some dates ourselves.

00:06:33.000 Tulsa's pretty... Check.

00:06:35.000 So close.

00:06:35.000 It's about...

00:06:36.000 About sold out.

00:06:37.000 If you don't buy it today, what's the date today?

00:06:39.000 Today is the 7th.

00:06:40.000 If you're not purchasing them today on the 7th, maybe the morning of the 8th, they're probably gone, but we are doing a fall tour that we'll add dates to, and there's still some tickets in Colorado Springs, so not a bunch.

00:06:49.000 That's for the second show.

00:06:50.000 Yeah, for the second show.

00:06:51.000 Yes.

00:06:51.000 All right.

00:06:52.000 Those are going fast, too, though.

00:06:53.000 Before anything else, Will Smith, he's an actor.

00:06:55.000 You know this?

00:06:55.000 Uh-huh.

00:06:56.000 Is he?

00:06:57.000 Yes, he's an actor.

00:06:57.000 He's a professional slap fighter, track star, and now... Clean rapper?

00:07:03.000 Yes.

00:07:04.000 Yeah, you know.

00:07:04.000 Isn't it funny?

00:07:05.000 It's like the Bill Cosby, like, I don't want, listen, Eddie Murphy, you don't have to use all the bad words, hold on, I gotta go right, you don't use the F word!

00:07:13.000 And Will Smith's like, I don't like putting bad words in my hip-hop, but, you know, I like watching my wife copulate with other men.

00:07:20.000 Yes, I'll also swear at a guy after hitting him in an awards show, but never in my music.

00:07:25.000 Right, never in my music.

00:07:26.000 Like, wow, what a great man you are.

00:07:27.000 Getting dicky with it.

00:07:31.000 He's a track star, he's an actor, and apparently now, I have not seen this, I guess he's a good tennis player.

00:07:36.000 That's why I hate non-contact sports.

00:07:42.000 Oh, Will!

00:07:47.000 That's why I hate non-contact sports.

00:07:50.000 Is that real? 1.00

00:07:51.000 Keep my tennis balls out your mouth! 1.00

00:07:53.000 I don't think he would be wanting that. 1.00

00:07:57.000 Keep my tennis balls out, put them in my wife's! 1.00

00:08:00.000 Yeah, I'm gonna watch you.

00:08:01.000 Jada's over there!

00:08:02.000 And when she leaves, I'm gonna have fun with you.

00:08:04.000 Yes.

00:08:06.000 Because it's a Scientologist way.

00:08:08.000 Let me test your thetans.

00:08:08.000 Put your thumbs on this.

00:08:10.000 We boys for life!

00:08:12.000 Bad boys.

00:08:13.000 Bad boys, yeah, that's what I meant.

00:08:16.000 I'm so bad, I'm so bad that I let my wife bring me up on a podcast called The Red Table and humiliate me in front of the world and demasculinize me by letting everybody know that she was sleeping with a 20-year-old rapper who was my daughter and son's friend.

00:08:29.000 I sat there and took it.

00:08:30.000 I'm a bad boy!

00:08:32.000 Don't you mess with me!

00:08:34.000 Is that real?

00:08:34.000 Yes, it's real.

00:08:35.000 That's exactly what happened?

00:08:36.000 She slept with a rapper who was friends with one of their children.

00:08:39.000 I knew it was bad.

00:08:40.000 I didn't realize it was that bad.

00:08:41.000 Basically had to kind of go back and say it was an open marriage to, you know, defend.

00:08:47.000 Cover for that.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, to cover the tracks.

00:08:49.000 Like, I thought you were cheating on me. 0.75

00:08:50.000 She's like, but I said that we were in an open marriage.

00:08:52.000 Okay, you right, you right.

00:08:53.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:08:54.000 It's like fine print that he didn't read.

00:08:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:59.000 He could have anybody.

00:09:01.000 Yeah, he chose her.

00:09:03.000 Yeah.

00:09:04.000 Ugh.

00:09:05.000 You ever see her in Gotham?

00:09:07.000 She can't maintain an accent. 0.68

00:09:08.000 They just wrote it out.

00:09:11.000 Liam Neeson can do an accent.

00:09:12.000 Liam Neeson would be better as that black female character in Gotham than Jada Pink. 1.00

00:09:16.000 Sean Connery would be better.

00:09:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:18.000 Have you seen the penguin?

00:09:20.000 Have you seen my English-Russian accent?

00:09:23.000 I have a very particular set of skills.

00:09:25.000 Can you do, uh, can you do Midwestern?

00:09:27.000 That's not amongst them.

00:09:28.000 No.

00:09:29.000 That is... not one of them.

00:09:30.000 Yes.

00:09:30.000 I can attempt it, but it won't be the whole time.

00:09:32.000 Also, I can't really fight because I'm like 72, and I can't make movies other than ones where I fake like I can fight.

00:09:38.000 By the way, I'm from Poughkeepsie.

00:09:40.000 Can you fast forward a kick?

00:09:42.000 Yes.

00:09:42.000 Yes, make it fast.

00:09:43.000 Just fast forward. Also, can you have a stand-in for the kick?

00:09:46.000 They're going to take you, and I'm fine with it.

00:09:50.000 Yes.

00:09:50.000 My back hurts.

00:09:51.000 They're going to take you and I'm going to take some probably Vicodin and just zone out in the couch.

00:09:57.000 That's what I'm going to do.

00:09:58.000 I paid them to take you.

00:09:59.000 Yes.

00:10:01.000 I will find you.

00:10:02.000 It's called left.

00:10:05.000 Yes.

00:10:08.000 It's called left.

00:10:10.000 All right, speaking of left, left to see, there's a Segway.

00:10:13.000 I like it.

00:10:15.000 I'm doing an autobiographical film about the man who rode his Segway off a cliff.

00:10:20.000 The problem is, that's about the only really interesting part of the story, is he invented the Segway, then he died in a Segway riding it off a cliff, and this happened in Arizona, which is where I'm from in this film.

00:10:29.000 Arizona, that's my voice.

00:10:30.000 Brilliant.

00:10:32.000 The most of the movie is me just laying there.

00:10:34.000 Yes.

00:10:34.000 Dead.

00:10:35.000 Me, laying there.

00:10:38.000 Dead.

00:10:38.000 And then people laughing.

00:10:40.000 And then, yeah.

00:10:41.000 Paramedics going, ah.

00:10:42.000 And I duct taped some broken glass to my neck.

00:10:44.000 Yeah.

00:10:44.000 And fight wolves.

00:10:45.000 That's exactly what I was thinking.

00:10:47.000 Ugh, okay.

00:10:49.000 So, uh, in a recent interview with Tim Ferriss, you know, for a guy who always talks about the four-hour work week, seems to be doing a lot more than four hours of work.

00:10:57.000 Yeah.

00:10:57.000 Yes.

00:10:58.000 Work week?

00:10:58.000 Four hours?

00:10:59.000 Yeah, that's what he said.

00:11:00.000 Or whole hours, huh?

00:11:01.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:11:01.000 These guys are just... Robots are different than us.

00:11:03.000 They always want to find these excuses, like, you can work four hours.

00:11:05.000 Like, you mean by selling everyone else on working four hours and you do seminars?

00:11:09.000 Anyway.

00:11:10.000 I don't have anything against Tim Ferriss.

00:11:11.000 I have to say that.

00:11:13.000 Tim Ferriss and Mark Zuckerberg said in an interview with Tim Ferriss that meta employees, and for you saying meta, that's what he wants you to refer to Facebook, it's not a thing.

00:11:25.000 It's like inventing your own nickname in a sport.

00:11:26.000 You're like, I think I should be like the dentist skull crusher.

00:11:29.000 They're like, how about queer bait? 1.00

00:11:31.000 That's your nickname. 0.96

00:11:34.000 Your nickname is Queerbait.

00:11:36.000 That's what it is.

00:11:37.000 It's Joseph Queerbait Smith.

00:11:39.000 Like, I was really thinking I'd be like, Joseph One-Punch Knockout.

00:11:43.000 How about Joseph Nobody Likes You?

00:11:46.000 Go change the toilet paper rolls.

00:11:49.000 In the men's room.

00:11:50.000 Smith.

00:11:51.000 So, Mark Zuckerberg said of Meta employees that they refer to him, not knowing this is a bad thing, as the Eye of Sauron.

00:11:58.000 I do think managing energy is an interesting thing.

00:12:00.000 I mean, some of the folks who I work with at the company, they say this lovingly, but I think that they sometimes refer to my attention as the Eye of Sauron.

00:12:09.000 Basically, you have this unending amount of energy to go work on something, and if you point that at any given team, you will just burn them.

00:12:19.000 They say that lovingly.

00:12:20.000 It's like they say it lovingly at the office.

00:12:22.000 They refer to me as Himmler.

00:12:24.000 Yeah.

00:12:25.000 It's a term of endearment.

00:12:26.000 They say, there goes Mr. Himmler!

00:12:29.000 Yeah, it's weird when they call me Christ Killer.

00:12:32.000 It's a term of endearment.

00:12:33.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:34.000 At first I just thought it was anti-Semitic, but then it turned out it was just anti-Semitic. 1.00

00:12:38.000 Yeah, they call me shit for brains. 1.00

00:12:39.000 They throw shoes at me. 1.00

00:12:41.000 Right, you know.

00:12:42.000 That's how you know they love you.

00:12:43.000 Yep.

00:12:44.000 Real team-building experience.

00:12:45.000 I take them out to go-karts.

00:12:47.000 They call me Lockjaw, because for some reason I talk like this.

00:12:47.000 Yep.

00:12:50.000 Right, yeah.

00:12:51.000 That's just, you know, and sometimes, you know, they have their pet names.

00:12:53.000 They have Lockjaw, they have, you know, Christkiller, Asshole, and it's just, these are, they're all in good fun.

00:12:58.000 Lloyd Christmas haircut, even though I have billions of dollars.

00:13:02.000 Right.

00:13:02.000 No idea why.

00:13:03.000 I just, uh, I'd rather, you know, wear a bowl.

00:13:05.000 Wear a bowl on a rotating chair.

00:13:07.000 Yep.

00:13:08.000 I love Bill Gates, love his hair.

00:13:09.000 I love it. 0.57

00:13:10.000 He's like, if I focus on any one particular thing, I kill everyone on the team. 0.96

00:13:13.000 Right. 0.96

00:13:13.000 It's like, oh, good. 0.96

00:13:14.000 You're CEO. 1.00

00:13:15.000 Such an awful person. 1.00

00:13:17.000 You first. 0.95

00:13:18.000 So, uh... I stole this whole idea.

00:13:21.000 Right.

00:13:21.000 From two guys.

00:13:23.000 I burned them, too.

00:13:24.000 They call me Thief in the Night.

00:13:25.000 Right.

00:13:25.000 Because I took this all.

00:13:27.000 They call me Don't Trust Him.

00:13:27.000 Right.

00:13:31.000 It's just, that's what my best friends call me.

00:13:33.000 Yeah, the closest people to me.

00:13:35.000 My own parents.

00:13:36.000 And I just refer to people by their private password, because that's how I remember them when I can access their stuff.

00:13:42.000 See, that's 4-3-2-1 right there.

00:13:44.000 What should my nickname be?

00:13:45.000 Give us a nickname for me, Gerald, Dave.

00:13:48.000 What should our nicknames be?

00:13:49.000 Comment below, because hey, it's fun, that helps with the YouTube algorithm, and make them as offensive as possible, particularly for Gerald.

00:13:54.000 We'll cover this in the chat for the Mug Clubbers. 0.94

00:13:57.000 That's true.

00:13:57.000 We will cover them for the Mug Clubbers.

00:13:59.000 And then we'll probably read the best ones next week from YouTube.

00:14:01.000 Okay.

00:14:02.000 Here's another story.

00:14:04.000 Okay, we have Matt Gaetz on the show.

00:14:05.000 Don't say Gaetz.

00:14:06.000 Fine.

00:14:08.000 You know what?

00:14:08.000 Fine.

00:14:09.000 I'll just say Getz.

00:14:10.000 Leo Getz?

00:14:11.000 Bernie.

00:14:12.000 Bernie Getz.

00:14:13.000 He's so good with the dog.

00:14:14.000 Huh?

00:14:15.000 Bernie Getz.

00:14:16.000 By the way, Bernie Getz was the guy who killed the subway people.

00:14:18.000 I was thinking of Davey Berkowitz.

00:14:20.000 It doesn't matter.

00:14:21.000 These references are not particularly timely.

00:14:25.000 I mean, they're timeless, really, but, you know, I mean, I'll find a way to shoehorn Cardi B in there.

00:14:29.000 Please do.

00:14:30.000 Please don't.

00:14:31.000 I'm done.

00:14:32.000 Well, not shoehorn so much as, you know, like, crane her in. 1.00

00:14:36.000 The way she's been shoehorned into all of our lives?

00:14:39.000 The way they shoehorn her into her leather pants. 0.65

00:14:39.000 Yes. 0.65

00:14:41.000 Yes. 0.98

00:14:42.000 And by that I mean ass funnel. 0.98

00:14:45.000 They just... 0.99

00:14:47.000 She has to slide down the McDonald's kids slide into a pair of pants. 1.00

00:14:51.000 We should party at McDonald's somewhere as well.

00:14:54.000 Have you had your break today?

00:14:56.000 Is that still the slogan at McDonald's?

00:14:57.000 Have you had your break today?

00:14:58.000 What is it?

00:14:59.000 I think it's, I'm lovin' it.

00:15:00.000 Is it still I'm lovin' it?

00:15:01.000 Oh, well that still works.

00:15:01.000 She's definitely lovin' it.

00:15:03.000 Sorry that all those Happy Meals cost your kid his eye.

00:15:05.000 I'm hatin' it.

00:15:08.000 So, uh, Brian Stelter, who I'm so glad is not off the air.

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:12.000 Uh, and, if you, genuinely, I really, I want him to stay.

00:15:16.000 Me too, I have a recurring character.

00:15:18.000 Yes.

00:15:20.000 And he's also, you remember when you were a kid and you had the cereal boxes?

00:15:22.000 Like, you'd get, like, a dinosaur, you know, in Fruity Pebbles, and it would say, hey, it turns into a giant dinosaur, and you just put it in water, and it, like, grows slightly?

00:15:28.000 Yeah, it's very disappointing.

00:15:30.000 Right, but it looks bloated?

00:15:31.000 Yes.

00:15:32.000 Okay, so Brian Stelter was defending Disney against critics, calling the criticisms against the backlash.

00:15:38.000 You'll understand exactly what I was talking about.

00:15:41.000 To the LGBTQ acceptance.

00:15:42.000 So he decided to go in to defend Disney.

00:15:44.000 Here's Brian Stelter.

00:15:45.000 Add water.

00:15:45.000 The talking point on the right is about protecting kids from the dangers of... Just enough bigger.

00:15:51.000 The Walt Disney Company.

00:15:53.000 Really?

00:15:54.000 Yes.

00:15:54.000 But Disney's just a stand-in.

00:15:56.000 It's just a symbol for something bigger.

00:15:58.000 A conservative backlash to growing acceptance of gay and transgender people.

00:16:02.000 But the media organs that profit from conflict are on a crusade now, working overtime to demonize Disney, claiming the company is indoctrinating and sexualizing children through movies and TV shows.

00:16:14.000 I don't, yeah, I mean...

00:16:15.000 Any rebuttals to that?

00:16:16.000 Yeah, and you're just like, they're just saying that they're sexualizing children.

00:16:19.000 Uh-huh.

00:16:20.000 Yeah?

00:16:21.000 You're saying they're not?

00:16:22.000 Well, no, they are, but I just, but you're just, you're saying that as well.

00:16:24.000 Yeah.

00:16:25.000 I believe my work here is done.

00:16:26.000 Yes.

00:16:27.000 Do you have a Dr. Seuss shirt with a neck hole?

00:16:30.000 Yes.

00:16:31.000 Yes.

00:16:32.000 Also, do you have a Dr. Pepper?

00:16:33.000 Nineteen Dr. Peppers.

00:16:35.000 Yes.

00:16:36.000 Please.

00:16:37.000 I require them.

00:16:37.000 Everyone knows I can't start my program without nineteen Dr. Peppers.

00:16:41.000 Two liter.

00:16:41.000 Nineteen two liter Dr. Peppers.

00:16:44.000 And, um, my, uh, my, my catheter.

00:16:47.000 Do you have my murse?

00:16:48.000 My catheter murse?

00:16:48.000 Yes.

00:16:49.000 I mean gym bag!

00:16:50.000 It's my gym bag!

00:16:51.000 It's super straight!

00:16:52.000 So, again- J-I-M. 1.00

00:16:54.000 It's just really bizarre that he decides to defend Disney on this.

00:17:00.000 Just, you know what, let's say that you really, I get it, you really are hoping for Moana 2.

00:17:05.000 Okay.

00:17:06.000 You know what?

00:17:06.000 Pick your fights.

00:17:07.000 I'm like a Frozen 3 kind of guy.

00:17:09.000 Yeah, well, frozen yogurt fries.

00:17:11.000 Yes, I'm in for custard.

00:17:13.000 I'd love a spinoff.

00:17:14.000 Frosty with fries.

00:17:16.000 You ever dip your fries in Frosties?

00:17:18.000 No, I know they're trying to sell us on that.

00:17:19.000 It's disgusting. 0.98

00:17:20.000 Says you. 0.96

00:17:21.000 It's good.

00:17:23.000 So, of course, by the way, it could also be CNN has its own history with pedophiles, right?

00:17:27.000 And not to mention all the other sex offenses that have taken place at CNN.

00:17:30.000 It's a lot of articles.

00:17:32.000 That's just a scoop of them.

00:17:34.000 And the backlash against Disney is backlash against, and YouTube is saying this is a conspiracy, but it's actually against left-wing grooming.

00:17:41.000 Grooming of children.

00:17:42.000 By the way, isn't some new term that was invented by a QAnon cult, the term grooming, is one that is used by people who traffic children or sex offenders with those who are underage to try and get them comfortable and desensitized to the idea of a hyper-sexualized situation.

00:17:59.000 This is something I have experience with because Salon had an article, this was a long time ago, it was called I'm a pedophile but I'm not a monster and we actually did some research and found this pedophile and he was bragging about grooming children on message boards.

00:18:10.000 Ultimately Salon ended up pulling those articles only after the evidence was Completely irrefutable, it was so insurmountable that, you know, they just removed it rather than apologizing.

00:18:18.000 So grooming is a thing, it's an actual term that's been used for a long time, and people are now saying it seems as though Disney has gone so far, and places like Netflix, but right now Disney is more aggressive, with the Florida not-don't-say-gay-bill, that's how they refer to it, that we now can appropriately refer to it as grooming.

00:18:37.000 Here's the thing, the employees of Disney, the employees of Disney, were the ones who said it.

00:18:44.000 Our leadership over there has been so welcoming to, like, my, like, not at all secret gay agenda.

00:18:50.000 Many, many, many LGBTQIA characters.

00:18:54.000 in our stories. They've been really open to exploring queer stories and kind of the only 1.00

00:18:59.000 way to have these like canonical trans characters, canonical asexual characters, canonical bisexual

00:19:05.000 characters is to give them stories where they can like be their whole selves. It looks like a

00:19:11.000 character that a woman would try to create in World of Warcraft only it didn't work. 1.00

00:19:14.000 Yeah. It's like a character in World of Warcraft. Like the World of Warcraft character but it can't

00:19:22.000 actually wield the axe but yeah come on Alright, just rape me. 1.00

00:19:27.000 I really didn't know which one that was. 0.98

00:19:28.000 Here's my impression of his dad getting a phone call from him.

00:19:32.000 Boy's mail.

00:19:36.000 Or just auto text, driving.

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:39.000 Dad, you drive a lot.

00:19:40.000 Yes.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, it's all I do, son.

00:19:42.000 It's all I do.

00:19:43.000 Christmas isn't, again, this year, you know, COVID.

00:19:45.000 Yeah.

00:19:45.000 How in the world?

00:19:46.000 I thought it was over.

00:19:47.000 Yeah, not for us.

00:19:48.000 No, I got it for the 19th time.

00:19:49.000 Yeah.

00:19:50.000 I'm on the, I'm on a, you hear that?

00:19:53.000 I'm on a ventilator thing.

00:19:55.000 Can't see ya.

00:19:56.000 Can't see ya.

00:19:57.000 So did you notice what Brian Stelter said about this?

00:19:59.000 So obviously he knows that this information is out there, but he says this is a pushback against us accepting LGBTQ and trans people specifically.

00:20:07.000 I love how he lumps them in together.

00:20:09.000 But accepting them.

00:20:10.000 We're not accepting them by not teaching five-year-olds about this stuff.

00:20:16.000 About sex.

00:20:17.000 Eventually that conversation goes to sex. 0.79

00:20:19.000 Yeah.

00:20:19.000 Right?

00:20:20.000 That's what he's trying to say.

00:20:21.000 That's what he's trying to say.

00:20:22.000 That's why we're in session.

00:20:23.000 They're always trying to go the intolerance route.

00:20:24.000 Right, exactly.

00:20:26.000 This is a question I genuinely have for people out there.

00:20:28.000 I was just talking with someone the other day who became more of a conservative like in 2009.

00:20:31.000 Voted for Trump, but lived in California, so wasn't really a conservative, wasn't right-leaning.

00:20:36.000 And living there, said I had a lot of gay friends.

00:20:38.000 I thought, okay, love is love, marry whoever you want to marry.

00:20:40.000 And I understand that.

00:20:41.000 I understand that people want to be empathetic.

00:20:42.000 I do.

00:20:43.000 I genuinely understand that people don't want to infringe upon other relationships.

00:20:46.000 But I asked this person, I said, okay, so Back in 2015, I believe.

00:20:51.000 This was with Dave Rubin.

00:20:54.000 He said, you know, when people like you and me, Crowder, are, you know, we're more libertarian and, you know, I know you're pro-gay marriage.

00:20:59.000 And I said, no, I'm not.

00:21:01.000 He said, what?

00:21:02.000 I said, well, let me explain to you why I'm not.

00:21:03.000 Civil unions, if you're talking about that, you're talking about property sharing, you're talking about wills, you're talking about hospital visits.

00:21:07.000 Of course, absolutely.

00:21:08.000 But here's the deal.

00:21:09.000 I wish that government were not in the church-running business and the marriage business. 1.00

00:21:13.000 But they are.

00:21:14.000 Government recognizes marriages between a man and a woman.

00:21:17.000 Why?

00:21:17.000 Because we understood before federal government, we understood before state government, before municipal government, we needed to have a form of self-governance.

00:21:23.000 And the most effective form of self-governance as a nuclear family, we created these laws to recognize marriage to incentivize the best possible scenario for rearing children.

00:21:32.000 Now, you may not like that, but that's why it exists.

00:21:35.000 So I said, if we understand the historical context as to why that's marriage.

00:21:39.000 This was, I believe, in 2015.

00:21:40.000 I said, to say that men and women To say that anyone can marry is to say that men and women are fundamentally interchangeable.

00:21:48.000 And I don't think that's a slope you want to go down.

00:21:50.000 And here we are today.

00:21:51.000 And I even said, before you guys say this, let me cut you off at the pass.

00:21:53.000 What about people who are against interracial marriage?

00:21:55.000 Well, I think this is something that a lot of people have felt, or maybe they felt but weren't able to articulate it.

00:22:01.000 Most people who were against same-sex marriage back in the day were not against interracial marriage.

00:22:05.000 Here's why.

00:22:07.000 A man and a woman are far different than a man and a black man. 0.98

00:22:10.000 Or a white woman and a black woman. 0.99

00:22:11.000 So, assuming the same socioeconomic status, assuming, you know, no history of drug abuse, right?

00:22:16.000 Taking an equivalent white woman and a black woman. 0.97

00:22:20.000 I believe that a black mother can provide everything to a child that a white mother can't. 0.96

00:22:23.000 I don't believe there's anything missing there. 0.90

00:22:25.000 Same thing, a black father or a white father. 0.74

00:22:27.000 I believe that a black father can provide anything that a white father can.

00:22:30.000 I do not believe that two fathers can provide everything that a mother can. 0.99

00:22:32.000 I do not believe that two mothers can provide everything that a father can. 1.00

00:22:34.000 That's why marriage, man and woman, that's the ideal to raise children. 1.00

00:22:39.000 It's very different from interracial marriage. 0.99

00:22:41.000 And if you say, well, marriage is anything, that's the first step towards saying there are no gender roles.

00:22:46.000 Men and women are fundamentally interchangeable. 0.57

00:22:47.000 That was my argument back then.

00:22:51.000 Do you think that it holds water?

00:22:51.000 2022!

00:22:54.000 And I asked this person the other day, I said, has this LGBTQ A-A-I-P forced you to go back and re-examine? 1.00

00:23:00.000 And I think it was Prop 12 when we were in California.

00:23:03.000 Yeah.

00:23:03.000 Forced you to go back and re-examine that, and she said, absolutely.

00:23:06.000 She said 100%.

00:23:07.000 So I didn't really know.

00:23:08.000 I still would love for people to be able to have civil union, but looking back, I see that it was a slippery slope, and here we are, and I just can't believe it.

00:23:15.000 Well, and we've argued this, like you said, since 2015.

00:23:17.000 We argued it before then.

00:23:18.000 We argued it back in 2005 and 2010.

00:23:20.000 Any time that this has come up, we're like, okay, be careful.

00:23:23.000 It didn't take long.

00:23:24.000 It didn't take a generation.

00:23:24.000 Right.

00:23:25.000 It took a matter of years for us to get to the clown show that we are living in today.

00:23:29.000 Yeah.

00:23:29.000 So I want to know if people out there right now, many of you were not conservatives, right?

00:23:33.000 You watching, you listening right now in 2015, 2014.

00:23:38.000 Has it forced you to go back and look at these situations, which were once considered moral issues of the right, and go, you know what?

00:23:45.000 Comment below.

00:23:45.000 Maybe they had a point.

00:23:46.000 So, while we're talking about Disney, they just admitted it on camera.

00:23:52.000 Let me give you a briefer On their, well sorry, a briefer only on, I don't have that much time, I can't go back to Walt Disney and his swastikas. 0.99

00:23:59.000 This is in a long form.

00:24:00.000 Just the child sex offenses.

00:24:03.000 35 Disney employees have been arrested for child sex crimes since 2006.

00:24:06.000 What?

00:24:07.000 That's a real problem.

00:24:08.000 17 were arrested in August 2021.

00:24:10.000 Just, uh, just 17 at one time.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, a child predator sting.

00:24:16.000 Is this like a package deal or something?

00:24:18.000 I guess they did.

00:24:19.000 I mean, I think they threw a dart into a Disney conference table, and they were just like, however many darts they threw, that's how many child sex offenders they hit.

00:24:26.000 It's them and Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:24:28.000 So let me give you some specific examples, just so you know.

00:24:28.000 Who knew?

00:24:31.000 It's not an 18-year-old guy with a 17-year-old girlfriend.

00:24:34.000 In October 2019, a guy named Oliver Lovat, Disney Cruise Line youth host, was arrested for lewd and lascivious battery of a child under 12 years old.

00:24:41.000 June 2020.

00:24:42.000 How do you get that job? 0.92

00:24:44.000 Well, they have a not-so-secret gay agenda, Dave. 0.97

00:24:47.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:24:48.000 So he just said, well, I'm gay, and they're like, well, we love you.

00:24:50.000 That's fantastic.

00:24:51.000 I think they're probably giving softer background checks to someone who's LGBTQAIP.

00:24:54.000 I'm not even joking about that.

00:24:55.000 I think they're going, no, let's just make sure that we get them through.

00:24:59.000 This guy did some hard time for rape.

00:25:01.000 Well, you know what?

00:25:02.000 We all made mistakes.

00:25:03.000 You can be youth host.

00:25:04.000 Yes.

00:25:05.000 It's an honorary position.

00:25:07.000 Unsupervised youth host.

00:25:09.000 Can you play an instrument?

00:25:10.000 We'd like to put you in the next Disney rock-themed program.

00:25:14.000 You can just lip-sync.

00:25:14.000 You know what?

00:25:15.000 We don't even need you to lip-sync.

00:25:15.000 We'll just get a Korean to do it.

00:25:17.000 Why do you call this part of your ship Neverland?

00:25:20.000 Yes.

00:25:20.000 That's weird.

00:25:21.000 That's because parents are never to go here.

00:25:24.000 Yes, you never get out.

00:25:25.000 Big fan of Michael, are we?

00:25:26.000 Yes.

00:25:27.000 And they have a chimpanzee on Red Wine and Xanax.

00:25:29.000 So, June 2020, Walt Disney World employees Justin Hazan, or Hazen, and Arlandrez Sims arrested for possession of child pornography.

00:25:37.000 At least they were arrested.

00:25:39.000 Yeah.

00:25:39.000 Unlike if they worked for the FBI.

00:25:40.000 Well.

00:25:41.000 March 2022, four Disney employees were caught in a child predator sting in Florida.

00:25:46.000 It's sort of like with Kyle Rittenhouse, where he shot one multiple-time child rapist and then a domestic abuser.

00:25:52.000 You just have to, at a certain point, go, wow, it's almost impossible to not- if you just slap the air randomly, You're going to hit a child sex offender if you're in a group of leftist activists.

00:26:05.000 That's what I made the point a minute ago.

00:26:06.000 It's like it's Kyle Rittenhouse and these guys doing a bulk deal.

00:26:09.000 How did we know? 0.96

00:26:10.000 Oh, it's just so disgusting.

00:26:13.000 I mean, also, here's what it is.

00:26:14.000 It just it just bothers me so much.

00:26:16.000 Like, this is the stuff that you grow up on.

00:26:18.000 This is the stuff that you're supposed to show your kids.

00:26:20.000 You want them to learn.

00:26:21.000 And it's just violated by these. 0.58

00:26:24.000 It's just it's gross. 0.95

00:26:25.000 Also, here's another question that we're not How do you get to 17 arrested in a child sex ring at Disney? 0.91

00:26:30.000 Do you have any idea?

00:26:31.000 It's like a small project, too.

00:26:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:34.000 That's like a little thing that they did.

00:26:36.000 Maybe it was a day, maybe it was two.

00:26:37.000 I don't know how long it was, but sting operations don't take very long.

00:26:40.000 No, they don't take very long.

00:26:41.000 And that's how many they were able to catch in a short amount of time.

00:26:43.000 Right, because they were meeting at the sex table. 0.97

00:26:46.000 They were meeting at the sex conference table, the underage sex table. 0.98

00:26:48.000 They had a plaque! 0.95

00:26:49.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 On the office! 0.86

00:26:50.000 Well, think about how much Disney pays in taxes and everything else. 0.86

00:26:54.000 Like, a lot of stuff had to go on before they were even able to set up that sting operation.

00:26:57.000 Well, that's how they found them!

00:26:58.000 They were like, 12-year-old boys are not a write-off.

00:27:01.000 Yeah, they're like... That's not a business... It's a business expense!

00:27:04.000 No, it is.

00:27:04.000 Well, it's a stress relief!

00:27:05.000 If I can't have my 12-year-old boy, I can't do my work!

00:27:08.000 All right, Mr. Pixar, I think this has gone...

00:27:12.000 Far enough.

00:27:12.000 The degeneracy there.

00:27:14.000 On a GHV for a mouse.

00:27:17.000 If someone in this office were to even remotely suggest that they were attracted to minors, I'm not going to lie to you, that person would disappear. 0.99

00:27:25.000 Yeah, it'd kill them. 0.93

00:27:26.000 Yeah, that person would disappear.

00:27:28.000 Let alone to recruit 17 people at the office.

00:27:31.000 Think about that.

00:27:32.000 They were comfortable enough to have 17 people in the Disney offices say like, all right, okay, We're not only confident enough to tell 17 people, but confident enough that there was so much buy-in from the other 17 child rapists that none of them would say a word.

00:27:49.000 I've never met a child rapist in my life, let alone 17!

00:27:55.000 In an open layout office. 0.82

00:27:57.000 In their open layout offices.

00:27:59.000 Just look over their shoulder every now and then.

00:28:01.000 I walked into the security camera room and they're just circling stuff like Madden though.

00:28:05.000 And they're like, oh, this is my cup of tea.

00:28:08.000 Here's a 12-year-old boy, but he looks like he's 16, so we're gonna go over to the 9-year-old.

00:28:12.000 Go ahead, groom him.

00:28:16.000 I mean, is it any surprise?

00:28:17.000 I mean, come on.

00:28:18.000 The content that Disney has been putting out lately, and they have shown that their agenda is not family-friendly.

00:28:23.000 And I don't know that it ever really has been.

00:28:25.000 There's been some times where maybe it was on the line, but you know, there's things about, can you see the penis in the sculpture, and the, you know, whatever the poster is. 0.95

00:28:32.000 That's silly, though. 0.99

00:28:33.000 No, that's silly stuff. 0.96

00:28:34.000 I get it.

00:28:35.000 And I'm not saying that that was what led to this, necessarily.

00:28:37.000 I draw those on your car with my keys.

00:28:40.000 You're the guy? 1.00

00:28:41.000 Are you the penis master? 1.00

00:28:42.000 Yeah, I know. 1.00

00:28:43.000 We told you it was hail damage.

00:28:45.000 That's what I told my insurance company as well.

00:28:48.000 It was hailing rocket ships!

00:28:50.000 They were rocket ships falling out of the sky!

00:28:52.000 I swear!

00:28:53.000 Imprinting on my car!

00:28:55.000 This guy in charge of Amazon?

00:28:58.000 I drove by a produce stand, he threw a zucchini at it, I don't know how this happened.

00:29:02.000 It's weird.

00:29:03.000 It's the mortgages.

00:29:04.000 Eleven zucchinis. 0.99

00:29:07.000 And then it hailed curly hair?

00:29:11.000 Well, I know.

00:29:12.000 No, but you're absolutely right.

00:29:15.000 Look, look.

00:29:16.000 People didn't draw a line before.

00:29:19.000 No one!

00:29:20.000 Who has any history with child sex should be working in any type of an industry that involves children.

00:29:24.000 Period.

00:29:25.000 You're gone.

00:29:25.000 Not at all.

00:29:26.000 You're gone.

00:29:27.000 Not even the same zip code?

00:29:28.000 The fact that it's not a horrific penalty, and we've talked about that on this show before, it boggles my mind.

00:29:34.000 Right.

00:29:34.000 We don't protect our children in this society at all.

00:29:37.000 No.

00:29:38.000 Then I don't get it.

00:29:39.000 We all talk about it like we do, but we're not.

00:29:41.000 We're very archaic about it.

00:29:43.000 Well, because you have to ask the question, what is innocence?

00:29:44.000 And the truth is, innocence would also include a child not knowing about homosexual activity, because they shouldn't know about private sexual activity. 0.56

00:29:53.000 So this is just an extension of that, in that a teacher doesn't need to let you know what's going on in their bedroom, but they consider that an abuse of human rights over there in Florida.

00:30:01.000 And now at Disney they say, this is who I am.

00:30:04.000 I want to make sure that everyone feels comfortable about what I do.

00:30:09.000 Well, guess what?

00:30:09.000 maybe they shouldn't.

00:30:10.000 Yeah.

00:30:11.000 Well, and by the way, this is DeSantis' opportunity.

00:30:13.000 Stand up.

00:30:14.000 There are some tax benefits that they're giving.

00:30:16.000 He actually made a statement that maybe it's time to revisit all of this.

00:30:18.000 If they're not looking out for our community, why do we want that business here?

00:30:22.000 So let's take away some of the incentives.

00:30:24.000 You guys want to leave California, we'll welcome you with open arms.

00:30:26.000 You can screw that state up even more if you would like to.

00:30:28.000 Sorry, Californians.

00:30:29.000 We know a lot of you watch us right here.

00:30:31.000 It's time to leave California.

00:30:32.000 It's time to leave.

00:30:33.000 But that being said, just don't leave if you vote Democrat.

00:30:36.000 Stay right there.

00:30:36.000 Stay right where you are.

00:30:39.000 I don't even know why you would live in California, let alone Los Angeles, where it's like, I bought a $4 million house, there's 9,000 homeless people living in front of it.

00:30:47.000 I'm not saying that there's anything, you know, I'm not trying to attack homeless people, but I'm just saying that... Well, that's why you stay there, because they can attack the homeless people without repercussions at that point.

00:30:57.000 It's a game that they play in California.

00:30:59.000 Terrible.

00:30:59.000 Yeah.

00:30:59.000 It's just a sad thing.

00:31:00.000 It's just this drugged-out, disease-filled, horrible place.

00:31:04.000 Just like New York. 0.55

00:31:05.000 Hey, what is the commonality here?

00:31:08.000 Now, let me get to this.

00:31:09.000 Before I know you're talking about Disney, and we have Matt Gaetz on the show today, I understand there were allegations- Don't say Gaetz.

00:31:16.000 Okay.

00:31:16.000 We're in Texas.

00:31:17.000 I can say Gaetz. 0.81

00:31:18.000 You're misconstruing the- You need to read the bills in the show, Matt, before we do the show, Dave.

00:31:22.000 So, Representative Matt Gaetz.

00:31:26.000 Gates.

00:31:26.000 Thank you.

00:31:26.000 Don't say Gates, Joe.

00:31:27.000 Gats.

00:31:28.000 There were allegations, obviously, last year about sex trapping.

00:31:31.000 So I want to address this.

00:31:32.000 First off, people are innocent until proven guilty.

00:31:34.000 What we just presented to you were people who were caught, people who pled guilty at Disney, or people who were convicted.

00:31:39.000 Before you guys say anything, let me be really clear.

00:31:41.000 There have been no charges, there have been no convictions, and there have been allegations.

00:31:46.000 The only convictions that have actually taken place is Stephen Alford pled guilty on November 22nd for trying to extort $25 million from Gates and his family.

00:31:56.000 That's the only crime that has actually been committed thus far.

00:31:59.000 So everybody's just basically, you know, throwing a lot of mud and then somebody actually gets convicted for trying to extort someone.

00:32:05.000 Yeah.

00:32:06.000 Do you understand how that works?

00:32:07.000 I understand that there's an investigation, but there...

00:32:09.000 Just like a lot of people in the Capitol.

00:32:11.000 There have been no charges.

00:32:12.000 How long has that investigation been going on?

00:32:13.000 It's been going on for about a year.

00:32:14.000 Very long time.

00:32:15.000 I remember hearing about this from some people and they were like, oh, the FBI is involved.

00:32:18.000 Oh, this isn't going to be good for you.

00:32:20.000 And he's a left-leaning friend of mine.

00:32:21.000 Oh yeah, that matters.

00:32:21.000 And I was like, oh, OK, well, I don't know a whole lot about this right now.

00:32:24.000 And then time goes by.

00:32:25.000 And I'm like, hey, how about that investigation, right?

00:32:27.000 Right.

00:32:27.000 Yeah, that's weird.

00:32:28.000 Oh, hey, did you see the news?

00:32:29.000 Yeah, a year long.

00:32:30.000 This guy tried to extort him.

00:32:31.000 Weird.

00:32:32.000 A year long.

00:32:33.000 But how could I maybe find pedophiles at Disney?

00:32:35.000 I don't know.

00:32:35.000 Maybe I'll just flip a coin.

00:32:37.000 There we go.

00:32:38.000 17.

00:32:38.000 Who knew?

00:32:40.000 Yeah, have you gone there with a team for three hours on a Sunday?

00:32:42.000 Wrecked!

00:32:43.000 Done!

00:32:44.000 I don't even honor the Sabbath, that's what's most offensive. 0.85

00:32:46.000 It pissed me off, man.

00:32:48.000 It's Shabbos, dude.

00:32:49.000 So, something else, too, people, I do appreciate when people are actually doing, so Governor DeSantis is actually doing something in Florida.

00:32:56.000 And by the way, keep in mind that, you know, people think Disney, Disney World, Florida, but guess what?

00:33:00.000 There's a lot of money going into Florida that has nothing to do with Florida, right?

00:33:05.000 This is money that's coming in internationally, coming in, well, even in the Disney Company.

00:33:09.000 You know, you have people raising money in New York to try and influence politics in Florida should be, just like a country, should be advocating for the best interests of its people, so should a state.

00:33:22.000 We really need to get to the point where states can be as independent as humanly possible so that you can see a clear difference.

00:33:28.000 Florida, California.

00:33:29.000 And that's about as close as you're going to get.

00:33:30.000 Florida, Texas, California.

00:33:32.000 They're pretty good comparison states as far as population size, as far as land mass, as far as diversity of population.

00:33:39.000 And you can see some pretty stark differences.

00:33:41.000 It's as close to a control group as you will get.

00:33:45.000 You guys decide for yourselves which one you think is doing better.

00:33:48.000 So going to Texas yesterday, Governor Greg Abbott, he's in a wheelchair you know, announced a new plan to help address the state's illegal border crossing issue by pulling a fast one.

00:34:00.000 To help local officials whose communities are being overwhelmed by hordes of illegal immigrants who are being dropped off by the Biden administration.

00:34:09.000 Texas is providing charter buses to send these illegal immigrants who have been dropped off by the Biden administration to Washington, D.C.

00:34:21.000 We are sending them to the United States Capitol where the Biden administration will be able to more immediately address the needs of the people that they are allowing to come across our border. 0.63

00:34:29.000 So this is because we talked about this earlier this week and go to the show.

00:34:32.000 Biden administration no longer is enforcing the immigration laws under Title 42 with the pandemic going on a national health crisis.

00:34:38.000 So he is sending Illegal immigrants from the border, because Texas is all the way into Washington, D.C., so that they can actually deal with it themselves over there in Washington, wonderful D.C. 0.67

00:34:50.000 He's basically getting a little bit of his own medicine here.

00:34:55.000 What's happening?

00:34:56.000 Hola.

00:34:57.000 Is this Washington, D.C.?

00:34:58.000 No, this is not Washington, D.C.

00:35:00.000 Who are you?

00:35:01.000 I was on a bus to D.C.

00:35:03.000 and I had to get off because I needed to use the little chico's room. 0.66

00:35:07.000 You can't use our chico's.

00:35:09.000 You can't use the bathroom.

00:35:10.000 You gotta pay.

00:35:11.000 The chica's room? 0.99

00:35:12.000 No, you can't use our lady's room. 0.98

00:35:14.000 Of course not.

00:35:15.000 But I'm trans!

00:35:16.000 You're not trans. 1.00

00:35:17.000 This is not true.

00:35:18.000 Yes, I'm the L's and the G's and the B's and the T's and the K's.

00:35:23.000 Q, R, S, and the T, U, V. Now I said my A, B, C's.

00:35:30.000 Next time won't you let me be.

00:35:32.000 Donde estas mis maracas? 0.93

00:35:35.000 I told you to leave, okay?

00:35:36.000 I don't have your maracas.

00:35:38.000 Actually, I do have your maracas.

00:35:40.000 That was my bad.

00:35:40.000 I'm sorry.

00:35:43.000 There's a car that's been keyed you can use.

00:35:45.000 Yeah.

00:35:46.000 Thanks Dave.

00:35:47.000 It's Viva La Raza!

00:35:50.000 All right, what somebody there's a car that's been keyed you can use yeah, thanks Dave. It's Viva La Raza. I know

00:35:57.000 you're kind man

00:36:00.000 Don't even get him started on that conjunction junction.

00:36:02.000 What's your function?

00:36:03.000 He doesn't do it very well.

00:36:05.000 If you had just told him where his maracas were, all this could have been avoided.

00:36:08.000 We could have avoided all of this.

00:36:09.000 I do love that they're sending them to D.C.

00:36:10.000 And I know a lot of people are saying, oh, we need to send the National Guard down to the Texas border.

00:36:13.000 Look, take the win where you can.

00:36:16.000 It's kind of trolling from the governor, but it's fun.

00:36:19.000 It's awesome.

00:36:19.000 I love it.

00:36:20.000 How many times, too, can you send in the National Guard for stuff like this?

00:36:23.000 It's enough already.

00:36:23.000 They've done enough.

00:36:26.000 Send them in to D.C., see what they can do.

00:36:29.000 That's what you wanted.

00:36:32.000 Let all empty heads see what he can do.

00:36:35.000 Let some congressmen and senators have to compete for their jobs for someone who's willing to work for four dollars an hour. 0.99

00:36:41.000 Probably do about the same job as AOC.

00:36:42.000 They do a way better job.

00:36:44.000 Oh, they do a way better job if they did nothing.

00:36:47.000 So here's something else going on before we bring on Matt Gaetz.

00:36:50.000 Don't say it.

00:36:52.000 For two years now we've heard this from the state media.

00:36:54.000 Who doesn't look out, again, doesn't look out for your own interests.

00:36:57.000 This is the idea of nationalism.

00:36:59.000 And by the way, smash that like button if you're watching on YouTube because, you know, YouTube doesn't like us.

00:37:04.000 If you search for Steven Crowder interview with Matt Gaetz, guess what?

00:37:08.000 You're not going to find it here on YouTube.

00:37:09.000 So if you hit the like button, you leave a comment, it helps with the algorithm.

00:37:11.000 So nationalism, people have tried to equate it with ethno-nationalism.

00:37:16.000 They've tried to equate it with racism, right?

00:37:18.000 They've tried to equate it as though the only people who were ever nationalists were Nazis.

00:37:22.000 And by the way, we ignore the part of their party title that's socialist.

00:37:27.000 The National Socialist Party.

00:37:28.000 No, no, no.

00:37:29.000 So being a nationalist just means that you're proud of your country and you look out for the best interests of your country.

00:37:32.000 Now here's the thing.

00:37:33.000 All countries since the beginning of time have done that.

00:37:37.000 That gives you a good idea as to which countries have done a good job.

00:37:40.000 So even the crappy countries.

00:37:42.000 What do you mean crappy countries? 0.98

00:37:43.000 You know, I mean like countries that are inferior to the United States. 0.91

00:37:44.000 Like most South American countries, most Asian countries. 0.99

00:37:46.000 You know, crappy. 0.90

00:37:47.000 So they look out for their own best interests. 0.99

00:37:49.000 They just do so poorly.

00:37:51.000 Nationalism As it relates to Americans, means you think that America should put its own citizens first. 0.85

00:37:57.000 For example, do we still have vets who need health care and they've served their country, maybe they're homeless, maybe we should help them before we send billions of dollars to the crisis going on in Ukraine and Russia.

00:38:09.000 Just a thought.

00:38:10.000 Yeah, just an idea.

00:38:11.000 Just a thought.

00:38:12.000 Right?

00:38:12.000 Do we still have some debt?

00:38:13.000 Maybe we should start paying that off before we start, you know, absolving all student loans so that everyone who went to a trade school or started a business gets to pay for someone's gender studies master degree. 1.00

00:38:23.000 Just a thought, maybe.

00:38:24.000 So nationalism, do not let, I will tell you this, don't let anyone put you on your heels.

00:38:28.000 I want you to reclaim that.

00:38:29.000 Yeah, I'm a nationalist.

00:38:31.000 I believe this is the greatest nation on earth because of how we treat people of all different races, of all different genders, all stripes, colors, sizes.

00:38:38.000 That's why I'm a nationalist.

00:38:39.000 What?

00:38:39.000 You think it's better to be a nationalist in China?

00:38:42.000 For minorities? 0.94

00:38:43.000 You think it's better to be a nationalist in Venezuela?

00:38:44.000 You think it's better to be a nati- Take your pick any other country! 1.00

00:38:48.000 I just say that because I see it a lot.

00:38:51.000 This is the tactic of the left.

00:38:52.000 They equate nationalism with racism with Nazism. 0.99

00:38:54.000 Therefore, you should be ashamed and shut up. 0.99

00:38:56.000 Don't shut up. 0.99

00:38:56.000 Say, sure, I'm a nationalist. 0.99

00:38:58.000 What else you got?

00:38:58.000 So for two years now, we've had people who are internationalists Those who work in state media, those who work in your government, the elites, right, who line their pockets and aren't subject to insider trading laws, former ambassadors, shills, and of course those, now we can also discuss those in China, who have always discussed and sold you this false bill of goods.

00:39:21.000 I think that's an American faking a Chinese accent. 0.89

00:39:23.000 If you really want to believe what people are saying, then you should believe what people

00:39:28.000 in China are doing.

00:39:29.000 In the past few weeks, stores and restaurants reopened, people are getting back to work,

00:39:35.000 hospitals are not overrun with patients, the streets I walked in two months ago are full

00:39:40.000 again.

00:39:41.000 Life is getting back to normalcy.

00:39:44.000 That is solid proof how the situation is improving in China.

00:39:47.000 Can you really hide infectious disease in such a populated country?

00:39:51.000 Whether you believe China's state or not, it doesn't affect people living in China.

00:39:59.000 You think that China has done so so well and many western countries have really handled it quite poorly.

00:40:09.000 Now I would suggest that a lot of it is down to the government and how serious they take it.

00:40:15.000 Frankly they're taking Covid probably more seriously than any other country.

00:40:19.000 Somewhere in Bangkok.

00:40:20.000 I mean, zero lockdown is pretty serious.

00:40:25.000 My Chinese friends tell me they don't mind zero lockdown.

00:40:28.000 They don't mind the inconvenience.

00:40:30.000 They're tested virtually every time they turn around.

00:40:33.000 Further supply chain disruptions, that's going to have adverse consequences economically in China, but also for the United States.

00:40:41.000 Because our supply chain is going to be a bit disrupted.

00:40:44.000 So I take my hat off to how strongly China is working on this.

00:40:48.000 Better than we are, frankly, by far.

00:40:50.000 Yeah, there's a guy who's looking out for your best interest.

00:40:52.000 Communist China is doing it better. 0.85

00:40:55.000 Now, here's the why.

00:40:56.000 Communist China is doing it better because they're stripping their citizens of their rights and their citizens are okay with it. 0.98

00:41:02.000 I wish we were more like China. 1.00

00:41:04.000 This guy was a representative.

00:41:07.000 Of the United States citizens.

00:41:08.000 Are you starting to get the picture?

00:41:10.000 Yeah.

00:41:10.000 Oh, the Easter Island head was?

00:41:11.000 He was a senator.

00:41:13.000 He was also our guy in China.

00:41:15.000 He was the ambassador to China.

00:41:16.000 Oh! 0.60

00:41:16.000 So apparently things aren't going as swimming. 0.60

00:41:18.000 And by the way, all references are available at LatterEarthCrowder.com.

00:41:21.000 Link is in the pinned comment so you can go and watch more footage than you could see in a lifetime.

00:41:25.000 Not working so well in China.

00:41:27.000 Now I would say, even if it worked out pragmatically, it would still be morally reprehensible because you don't have the right to lock down citizens and strip them of their rights.

00:41:34.000 That being said, it still hasn't worked.

00:41:36.000 How do I know?

00:41:38.000 China now has the worst outbreak since the pandemic began.

00:41:41.000 Yesterday, 20,000 cases.

00:41:44.000 A new single-day record.

00:41:46.000 13,000 cases in Shanghai alone.

00:41:49.000 And let me just say something.

00:41:51.000 That's China's reporting, which means it's likely very low.

00:41:56.000 Now, I know what you're saying.

00:41:57.000 Why are you saying that, Stephen?

00:41:58.000 Because they lie.

00:42:00.000 Well, but here's the data that we were given.

00:42:01.000 No, no, let me clarify.

00:42:03.000 The Chinese lie. 1.00

00:42:05.000 No, no, really?

00:42:06.000 The Communist Chinese Party, I should clarify.

00:42:07.000 The Communist Chinese Party, yes. 0.90

00:42:08.000 They like to lie.

00:42:09.000 Are you saying like how they lied at the beginning of COVID?

00:42:12.000 Yeah.

00:42:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:13.000 And said that it was started by the United States military?

00:42:15.000 Correct.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:16.000 So I don't trust them, not because I'm racist, but because they enjoy lying the way some people enjoy fine wines.

00:42:23.000 Yes, Gerald?

00:42:24.000 Absolutely.

00:42:25.000 Give me a guess how many people you think have been reported to have died from COVID since the beginning of the pandemic according to that article that we referenced.

00:42:32.000 One guy in his red wagon?

00:42:33.000 In China.

00:42:34.000 In China?

00:42:35.000 Do you think it's hundreds of thousands?

00:42:37.000 Do you think it's millions?

00:42:38.000 Do you think it's tens of thousands?

00:42:39.000 Give me your best guess.

00:42:41.000 This is a trick question because I'm willing to bet there's just one guy stuffed in a ballot box.

00:42:46.000 Yes.

00:42:46.000 How many are they claiming?

00:42:48.000 One.

00:42:48.000 One, yeah.

00:42:48.000 And they're saying... Wow, I didn't even know that.

00:42:51.000 They're literally saying in this article, now again, you gotta go fact check this and make sure, right?

00:42:55.000 But the reporting here is saying, one person has been reported to have died from COVID.

00:42:59.000 Do you have any from this new outbreak that's just so crazy?

00:43:02.000 Zero.

00:43:03.000 Yeah.

00:43:03.000 You know what they also say?

00:43:04.000 Most people, get this from Omicron, are asymptomatic.

00:43:07.000 Yeah.

00:43:08.000 Well, if zero people died, why would you have this reaction to it?

00:43:11.000 Ah, that's a good question.

00:43:12.000 It doesn't quite add up.

00:43:13.000 Right, yeah.

00:43:14.000 And you would also think that if our media, again, if our media was looking out for your interests, if they were nationalists, this is why I say nationalism is a virtue, they wouldn't be saying, hey, look at the great job China is doing.

00:43:24.000 They would be saying, obviously China's lying about the no deaths.

00:43:28.000 So we're going to do our job as reporters for this country and let you know that there are foul games afoot.

00:43:36.000 We suspect foul play in the Communist Chinese Party. 0.99

00:43:38.000 We first thought so, maybe with the crematoriums, and then we thought it was all but acknowledged when we realized that they said there were zero deaths and they had an institute titled COVID Research Institute where we create infectious diseases.

00:43:50.000 I'm paraphrasing.

00:43:51.000 But if our media looked out for your interest, because look, this could actually not only save livelihoods, Lives!

00:43:58.000 Lives.

00:43:59.000 How often is the media reported on China lying about their numbers?

00:44:02.000 We have CNN on every day.

00:44:03.000 Look, right now.

00:44:04.000 We have CNN on right now.

00:44:06.000 Right now, and that is likely a former Disney employee with that beard.

00:44:09.000 This is what's happening right now on CNN.

00:44:12.000 They never cover it!

00:44:13.000 But they want to tell you how great of a job China is doing and how we should be more like them.

00:44:17.000 There's no argument to be made that drifting the direction of China is any good.

00:44:21.000 So according, um, uh, also I think that what's the next step that we have in accordance with China's zero COVID policy?

00:44:27.000 They always love it.

00:44:28.000 It's like the one child policy.

00:44:29.000 They love putting numbers in their policy.

00:44:31.000 Yes.

00:44:31.000 One child!

00:44:33.000 What about two?

00:44:33.000 One.

00:44:34.000 Math.

00:44:35.000 How about three?

00:44:36.000 One.

00:44:38.000 Zero COVID policy.

00:44:39.000 Well, that's nice that you've said it.

00:44:41.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:44:41.000 Well, they think they're like Moses parting the Red Seas.

00:44:43.000 They're going to stop like, VIRUS!

00:44:46.000 And it just goes away.

00:44:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:48.000 Zero COVID policy.

00:44:49.000 A city now, Shanghai has 26 million people.

00:44:53.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:44:54.000 They're now on full lockdown.

00:44:56.000 Oh, good.

00:44:58.000 We added the music because it was boring.

00:45:00.000 I like it.

00:45:02.000 Oh, it's a happy lockdown.

00:45:04.000 Oh, that's nice.

00:45:05.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 I have to stay inside my house.

00:45:10.000 I'm afraid of everything.

00:45:13.000 Mostly government.

00:45:15.000 Can I draw my girl in a bathtub?

00:45:22.000 Subscribe!

00:45:23.000 Don't do it.

00:45:25.000 And by the way, the streets are completely empty because anyone, I don't know if you know this, who was breaking quarantine, they've, look, they actually, this is the problem, they were sent to jail.

00:45:33.000 See?

00:45:34.000 I told you so. 0.93

00:45:35.000 No, you said wet shirt don't break, not p***y shirt bend bar. 0.92

00:45:40.000 Twist it. 0.51

00:45:40.000 Hey, help. 0.51

00:45:41.000 Okay, yeah, get it.

00:45:43.000 Well, at least they're having fun in jail.

00:45:45.000 And they're learning about each other's cultures.

00:45:48.000 So, when people talk about dystopian futures, it's already happening.

00:45:54.000 And it's happening in the country that our political representatives, many of whom not only have financial ties, but they publicly praise.

00:46:00.000 Or, in Eric Swalwell's case, with whom he fornicates on a regular basis.

00:46:05.000 How is that guy still employed? 0.97

00:46:07.000 He was banging Chinese spies?

00:46:08.000 Nothing? 0.96

00:46:09.000 He was asexual right up until then. 0.94

00:46:10.000 I mean, if I were banging Chinese spies, I'd expect to at least get audited. 0.93

00:46:13.000 I mean, Kennedy banged a lot of spies and we saw what happened there.

00:46:17.000 Not Ted.

00:46:18.000 No, no, no.

00:46:19.000 He just drove women into the river. 1.00

00:46:20.000 He was like, hey, I have international secrets.

00:46:24.000 Like, haha, okay, you keep them to yourself.

00:46:25.000 Thanks, Ted.

00:46:26.000 Yes, you've drank those secrets away.

00:46:30.000 So Chinese authorities now, they're actually using drones as a way to what?

00:46:33.000 To what?

00:46:34.000 And I'll subtitle this for you, I'll do it as accurately as I can because it's in Chinese.

00:46:39.000 Remind citizens to stay home.

00:46:43.000 Please comply with our COVID restrictions.

00:46:46.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom.

00:46:48.000 Do not open the window or sing.

00:46:50.000 That's what they're saying.

00:46:51.000 That's not creepy at all.

00:46:52.000 Do not open the window or sing.

00:46:54.000 That's pretty much the CCP party platform.

00:46:57.000 Control your soul's desire for freedom.

00:46:59.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:00.000 And there was one lady who was just opening that window like, I just want to say... Oh, no. 1.00

00:47:09.000 Oh, there she goes. 0.94

00:47:11.000 Where is her mask now?

00:47:12.000 They just have snipers.

00:47:13.000 You didn't die from COVID.

00:47:16.000 I bore it for singing.

00:47:18.000 Yes.

00:47:20.000 You know, when in Rome.

00:47:21.000 It's not K-pop.

00:47:22.000 So if you thought that was creepy, the drones, check out this thing.

00:47:26.000 That's completely unnecessary, by the way.

00:47:35.000 You could just use a drone.

00:47:36.000 That's just to intimidate.

00:47:38.000 That's horrifying.

00:47:43.000 Hold on.

00:47:44.000 Well, Sharper Image did go out of business.

00:47:46.000 You gotta do something with all of it.

00:47:47.000 Hold on, time out, time out.

00:47:48.000 So we have perfected technology to have an autonomous dog-looking thing walk around the streets.

00:47:53.000 That's not an autonomous dog.

00:47:54.000 It's a remote-control dog.

00:47:55.000 Somewhere there's a guy in a rice sack going... Duct tape them! 1.00

00:47:58.000 It's a megaphone to the top of it.

00:47:59.000 Yes, they have to duct tape a megaphone!

00:48:02.000 That's just to scare people, because they want it to look like I Am Legend.

00:48:05.000 The drones already do that job. 0.91

00:48:07.000 It's a less effective drone.

00:48:08.000 What we do, we have a terrifying headless dog.

00:48:11.000 We don't have glue that works.

00:48:13.000 Or the idea of maybe building in a speaker.

00:48:15.000 I have no idea.

00:48:17.000 Maybe go to Bose or something and see if they can help you.

00:48:20.000 Next is just some animatronic goat with a Teddy Ruxpit on its back.

00:48:26.000 What the hell is this?

00:48:27.000 I love you. 0.97

00:48:28.000 Stay inside.

00:48:29.000 Like this caution tape.

00:48:30.000 We run out of robot dogs.

00:48:32.000 Get real dogs.

00:48:32.000 Get duct tape and speak and spell.

00:48:34.000 Put duct tape on.

00:48:35.000 It worked just fine.

00:48:37.000 She's gonna be a pigeon with a turntable on its neck. 1.00

00:48:39.000 Now, this also may be the most insane thing to come out of China. 1.00

00:48:43.000 Again, you just saw the media praising China.

00:48:45.000 This is why this matters.

00:48:46.000 The media doesn't have your best interests at heart.

00:48:49.000 And of course, many of our representatives don't.

00:48:51.000 If they praise China, the only acceptable words to follow if you're working in the American media, a reference to China, is condemnation.

00:49:01.000 For almost anything.

00:49:02.000 Pick a subject.

00:49:03.000 Condemn them!

00:49:06.000 Hello, this is the Huadianzi Toilet.

00:49:07.000 I don't have any medicine.

00:49:08.000 mean all Chinese people. By the way, that's the best thing you can do for the Chinese

00:49:10.000 citizens as well, who are under the oppressive thumb of the communist Chinese government.

00:49:14.000 A lot of us forget about them. Maybe the most insane thing that I've seen coming out of

00:49:17.000 China, you know, who are doing a fantastic job, is they're absolutely insane. And I thought 1.00

00:49:22.000 they're supposed to be good with science.

00:49:23.000 Me too.

00:49:24.000 The Chinese. 0.54

00:49:25.000 Yeah.

00:49:26.000 They're COVID testing methods. This is real.

00:49:34.000 Who don't have lungs?

00:49:38.000 They're testing a fish that doesn't have lungs, but then they give them a vaccine for their two inflamed hearts?

00:49:43.000 That is weird, but at least they're not like murdering pets or anything.

00:49:47.000 Oh, no.

00:49:49.000 Actually, I think I have some bad news for you.

00:49:50.000 What?

00:49:51.000 So yeah, they're killing pets. 0.99

00:49:53.000 All.

00:49:54.000 It says they're reconsidering.

00:49:55.000 No, no, no.

00:49:56.000 Exactly.

00:49:56.000 Nope.

00:49:57.000 They're reconsidering. 1.00

00:49:58.000 That's what the dog with the speak and spell taped to its ass said. 1.00

00:50:02.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:50:02.000 They're reconsidering murdering your pets. 1.00

00:50:05.000 What, is that a talk bully on there?

00:50:06.000 Yeah.

00:50:09.000 This is Peter McCallister peeking.

00:50:11.000 Da fava.

00:50:12.000 I saw you smoochin' with my brudda. 0.97

00:50:14.000 Phony Bob.

00:50:15.000 Griff.

00:50:16.000 You both have COVID. 1.00

00:50:17.000 You die.

00:50:18.000 So one of the biggest problems, too, that residents have, there's, uh, you know, they can't go outside.

00:50:22.000 Which isn't all that, because if you go outside, you still find yourself in China. 0.84

00:50:25.000 But, um... Yes.

00:50:27.000 Since they can't go outside, they're running out of food!

00:50:30.000 Oh, wow.

00:50:31.000 And some are still hungry.

00:50:32.000 Obviously, I think we have an overlay here.

00:50:33.000 They're resorting to desperate measures.

00:50:34.000 I have the tweet right here that I can read.

00:50:36.000 Uh, bring this up, overlay L. Where it's, uh, they're talking about eating on WeChat, eating their black neighbor to survive the lockdown. 0.98

00:50:44.000 I don't know if you know this, but the Chinese are incredibly racist. 1.00

00:50:47.000 Here's the funny thing, is they were talking on WeChat. 0.97

00:50:49.000 Uh-huh.

00:50:50.000 Um... 0.94

00:50:52.000 And the black neighbor was on WeChat. 0.97

00:50:54.000 Oh no. 0.92

00:50:54.000 So that's him responding. 0.92

00:50:55.000 He's like, don't eat me.

00:50:57.000 And they're like, LMAO.

00:50:58.000 And he's like, you know Chinese?

00:51:02.000 There's actually a translate button in the app.

00:51:05.000 And then he says, why do you want to eat me? 0.98

00:51:10.000 Hey, we could eat a black guy. 1.00

00:51:11.000 And you're like, what? 1.00

00:51:14.000 I meant, you're gray. 0.88

00:51:19.000 I have a black meal.

00:51:20.000 Have you for dinner, not have you for dinner.

00:51:22.000 Have you over.

00:51:24.000 That's all it is. 1.00

00:51:24.000 The Chinese with black guests are just like a vampire. 1.00

00:51:28.000 I think our dinner together will be delicious. 1.00

00:51:32.000 It's the most terrified guy in China right now.

00:51:35.000 How do you feel about dark meat?

00:51:36.000 How do you feel about soul food?

00:51:41.000 I eat you.

00:51:42.000 What?

00:51:42.000 I have you.

00:51:43.000 What?

00:51:43.000 For dinner.

00:51:44.000 Huh?

00:51:45.000 I eat you for dinner.

00:51:45.000 We already ate all the pets.

00:51:48.000 On WeChat.

00:51:49.000 And they didn't check?

00:51:50.000 It's the only guy in China on WeChat with a black avatar.

00:51:57.000 Who are you?

00:51:57.000 Bob Zapp?

00:51:58.000 No.

00:51:59.000 No, I'm not.

00:51:59.000 No, he's not Bob Zapp.

00:52:00.000 No, I'm the guy you've seen a thousand times.

00:52:02.000 Yeah.

00:52:02.000 In your building.

00:52:03.000 And hurled racial slander.

00:52:04.000 The guy who's a head taller than everybody else in your building.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, you've seen me.

00:52:07.000 you know, than anybody in the country.

00:52:08.000 Like, oh, Goriath! That's you!

00:52:12.000 Oh, right, right.

00:52:13.000 I thought you were David Robinson.

00:52:16.000 No, I already told you I'm not.

00:52:17.000 You're all David Robinson.

00:52:19.000 Twin Towers? Nope.

00:52:19.000 And contrary to what the media and many people like the former ambassador claimed,

00:52:25.000 I don't know if you know this, people in China are actually getting as fed up as people in 0.78

00:52:29.000 China are allowed to get fed up with the zero COVID policy. 0.89

00:52:32.000 Here they are.

00:52:35.000 They're still very polite.

00:52:48.000 If that was Detroit, that cop car would be on its side for sure.

00:53:04.000 It's absolutely terrible.

00:53:05.000 And, you know, where is the left speaking?

00:53:06.000 The NBA won't even mention what's going on in China, but they'll support Colin Kaepernick in taking a knee.

00:53:11.000 And so this begs the question, well, why aren't they reversing their policy as far as the lockdown policies?

00:53:15.000 Well, this is, again, it's political because Xi Jinping, he is up for a party re-election.

00:53:20.000 And for those who don't understand, the person is selected by their party there in China.

00:53:22.000 And if he's seen as weak, he's probably not going to get that seat.

00:53:26.000 So, this is about political expediency.

00:53:28.000 It's about the fact that they've made such a big deal out of this, they have to keep it alive in order to maintain any votes.

00:53:35.000 And we see that here directly in the United States, right?

00:53:39.000 They're sort of bringing it back out.

00:53:40.000 In other words, if we go into the midterms and COVID is no longer a thing, that is the worst case scenario for Democrats.

00:53:47.000 And that's why this story that you're hearing in China and the political ramifications may sound eerily familiar to the rhetoric that you hear from our scientific experts in the We need to be prepared to pivot and perhaps go back on some of the mitigations like masking if required.

00:54:04.000 I hope we don't need to go there.

00:54:06.000 I hope we don't.

00:54:07.000 But if we do, we need to be prepared to be flexible and really taper and guide our actions according to what the data show.

00:54:18.000 Yeah.

00:54:19.000 Need to be flexible.

00:54:20.000 Okay, touch your toes, go jump off a bridge.

00:54:21.000 How about that?

00:54:22.000 How about this?

00:54:22.000 Yeah, that works.

00:54:23.000 Go jump off a bridge first.

00:54:24.000 I am the science!

00:54:26.000 He tries to play it coy.

00:54:27.000 He's like, this is what could maybe happen.

00:54:29.000 I hope we don't!

00:54:31.000 I really hope that I don't get elected permanently as scientific equivalent of tenure where I have control over everybody.

00:54:37.000 I really hope that I'm not granted the right To access all of your private records.

00:54:41.000 I really hope we don't have to do lockdowns.

00:54:42.000 It's on the table, but I hope it doesn't have to happen.

00:54:44.000 I am the science, by the way.

00:54:46.000 That's what they nickname me.

00:54:46.000 Have you heard?

00:54:47.000 It's like, no one nicknamed you that.

00:54:48.000 Well, I call it myself that.

00:54:51.000 I really hope I don't make a new disease that gets out there and I don't tell anybody about it and you all get it and then I lie for a while.

00:54:57.000 And I really hope that they don't make me a backup pitcher for the Yankees after they see what I did.

00:55:02.000 After they see it.

00:55:03.000 I got a very limp-wristed toss.

00:55:07.000 I made a baseball card.

00:55:08.000 I hid it immortalized on my desk.

00:55:11.000 It's the first thing people see when they enter my office.

00:55:13.000 I gotta have a pinch hitter. 1.00

00:55:14.000 When I go to pick up the bat, I tip over.

00:55:17.000 Yes.

00:55:19.000 I also have to have a pinch hitter for my wife. 1.00

00:55:21.000 She gets lippy.

00:55:22.000 Now...

00:55:24.000 Will Smith does my wife.

00:55:26.000 Can I bring something up in this?

00:55:28.000 One of the reasons that people were getting so pissed off in China was that they were starting to separate kids from their parents if the parents weren't positive and the kids were.

00:55:38.000 Right?

00:55:38.000 Right.

00:55:39.000 That's cool.

00:55:39.000 Literally.

00:55:40.000 So here's the thing.

00:55:40.000 Dave and I were talking about this at the table before the show and I was like, yeah, so Dave, if you test negative but your kid tests positive, the government comes in and forcibly removes them from you.

00:55:49.000 Period.

00:55:50.000 Babies and kids.

00:55:52.000 Just get that in your head.

00:55:53.000 That's what the Chinese government is doing.

00:55:55.000 For anybody out there that's supporting them, think about that.

00:55:58.000 Or an asymptomatic disease.

00:56:00.000 In their own words.

00:56:01.000 This is an extreme example of what the left wants.

00:56:04.000 The state is more important than the family unit.

00:56:06.000 That's what I was talking about earlier.

00:56:07.000 As far as marriage.

00:56:08.000 As far as why we have marriage laws. 0.89

00:56:10.000 Because self-governance can only take place if you have a strong family unit.

00:56:14.000 In China, the state takes priority.

00:56:17.000 Takes precedent.

00:56:19.000 It takes priority.

00:56:25.000 It's the fast lane over the family.

00:56:26.000 What do you see here?

00:56:27.000 You see this exactly happening in Florida.

00:56:29.000 All parents are saying is we want the right to teach our own children about sexuality, about sexual orientation and gender.

00:56:38.000 And you have people protesting and funneling in money to the state simply for the reason.

00:56:44.000 But they believe teachers, public school teachers, you know, public servants, should be able to teach your children about sexuality because they know better than you do.

00:56:52.000 So you have the extreme example, China, they remove kids from their parents because they know better than the parents. 0.99

00:56:57.000 Then you have a softer example, you see it happening in Florida, where teachers know what's better for your kids.

00:57:01.000 Not only teachers, but crony corporatists at Disney know how to raise your children better than you do.

00:57:08.000 And that's why, look, we can raise awareness And this is the only comedy show that did not officially endorse Hillary Clinton, but we cannot enact policy here.

00:57:17.000 We can hold people accountable.

00:57:19.000 We're going to have this guest on in a little bit.

00:57:20.000 Let me know, Tocanong, when we get him up here. 1.00

00:57:22.000 But first, let me set this up.

00:57:25.000 Yesterday, we covered a pretty heated exchange.

00:57:27.000 It's been making the rounds everywhere between Representative Gates and Secretary of Defense... What's a Gates?

00:57:33.000 You don't understand the law.

00:57:34.000 So, Representative you-know-who, Matt, When he comes on, you don't need to do it.

00:57:39.000 All right, I won't.

00:57:40.000 But until then, that's fine.

00:57:41.000 I appreciate you holding me accountable.

00:57:42.000 I appreciate it.

00:57:43.000 So Representative Matt Goetz and Secretary of Defense Austin over the increased wokeness that you see, the social engineering, the far left social engineering in the military.

00:57:55.000 Here's a recap.

00:57:56.000 I am certainly aware of briefings that we provide to Congress.

00:57:59.000 But it's not just the hypersonic.

00:58:00.000 It's all over the world.

00:58:02.000 It's in Taiwan, where China last year flew more sorties than ever before.

00:58:05.000 It's North Korea, on pace to shatter prior records, the number of missiles that they are testing.

00:58:11.000 And so while everyone else in the world seems to be developing capabilities and being more strategic, we got time to embrace critical race theory at West Point, to embrace socialism at the National Defense University, to do mandatory pronoun training. 0.63

00:58:26.000 Again, this is the most capable, the most combat-critical force in the world.

00:58:31.000 It has been and it will be so going forward.

00:58:34.000 Not if we continue down this path.

00:58:35.000 Not if we embrace socialism.

00:58:36.000 It's the fact that you're embarrassed by your country.

00:58:39.000 Oh no, no, no.

00:58:40.000 I'm embarrassed by your leadership.

00:58:41.000 I am not embarrassed for my country.

00:58:43.000 I wish we were not losing to China.

00:58:45.000 It's what you're saying.

00:58:46.000 You know what?

00:58:49.000 That is so disgraceful that you would sit here and conflate your failures with the failures of the uniformed service members.

00:58:56.000 So just to give you some information for those who missed yesterday's show, I recommend you go and watch it if you want to learn about what's going on in the military a little bit more.

00:59:02.000 The Navy incurs reading from critical race theory scholars, or as the left says, not a thing.

00:59:06.000 Buggy man.

00:59:07.000 Actual critical race theory scholars, founders like Ibram X, or Ibram X Kendi, I don't know how you pronounce it. 0.98

00:59:13.000 It's one of those, it's a bullshit name, it's a TV name. 0.95

00:59:15.000 Lectures on white rage at West Point. 0.99

00:59:17.000 They change fitness standards for women, replacing leg tucks with planks. 0.54

00:59:22.000 People can now walk 2.5 miles instead of jogging.

00:59:25.000 This is what we've done.

00:59:27.000 Sorry, that was a long way around to say, create the most effective fighting force in the world.

00:59:31.000 Yeah.

00:59:32.000 Well, and that was his whole point, and again, we talked about this a little bit yesterday, but I just wanted to say, like, it's crazy that we, I see that on CNN too, that we have Nancy Pelosi.

00:59:40.000 Oh, come on, let's check.

00:59:41.000 Nancy Pelosi, she just tested positive for COVID, but she's asymptomatic, and that's because she has no heart. 0.65

00:59:46.000 Let's see.

00:59:49.000 Oh, I thought she was out talking.

00:59:52.000 Is this live?

00:59:53.000 Or are they just showing B-roll of Nancy Pelosi?

00:59:56.000 How does a virus get in with all that alcohol in her body? 1.00

00:59:58.000 Yeah, I know.

01:00:00.000 She'd think she'd be a walking natural disinfectant. 0.98

01:00:04.000 It must have some sort of a horse, Trojan horse, to get it through those.

01:00:09.000 She's going to be pacing to zero for the next train that actually does wipe us out. 1.00

01:00:12.000 Right, yeah, exactly.

01:00:13.000 It's going to find a way around.

01:00:16.000 If it can survive in her body, we are all doomed.

01:00:18.000 Yes, we are absolutely doomed.

01:00:20.000 As a matter of fact, when she blows a .18, that's just blood.

01:00:21.000 .18 actual blood percentage.

01:00:22.000 That's sober for her.

01:00:24.000 They go .18 and then up.

01:00:29.000 No, I mean, it's .18 is the percentage of actual human plasma as opposed to alcohol.

01:00:34.000 Oh, I see.

01:00:34.000 Yes.

01:00:35.000 Okay.

01:00:35.000 That's her highest level of non-alcohol in her veins.

01:00:38.000 Yeah, if she blows that, she could drive a car. 1.00

01:00:40.000 Right, yes.

01:00:41.000 Now, and this is also, we have Representative Matt Gaetz, who's going to be on.

01:00:44.000 This is also, just so you know, this is why we don't often have politicians on the show, because they have a busy schedule.

01:00:49.000 Well, no, not that.

01:00:50.000 This is a live show.

01:00:51.000 And you guys can see on CNN, people are used to, little known secret in this industry, none of the live shows are actually live.

01:00:57.000 What?

01:00:58.000 None of them are live and people are like, well I'll get to it when I get to it.

01:01:01.000 So we'll give Representative Gates another, let's say we'll wait another 7 minutes and if he can't make it then I guess we'll go to Mug Club and chat.

01:01:08.000 And you guys can let him know if you want him to come on the show.

01:01:11.000 Come on guys, we need you to hit your marks!

01:01:14.000 Gotta go!

01:01:14.000 We need you to hit your marks.

01:01:16.000 We are live here on this program.

01:01:17.000 You were about to make a point here before we realized it.

01:01:18.000 Yeah, I was about to make a point.

01:01:19.000 So Secretary Austin made the declaration that we are the strongest, most effective, most powerful military in the world right now, and what we are doing right now will continue that.

01:01:29.000 And that was the point that Representative Gates was making, because we are not in Florida.

01:01:34.000 He was making the point that if you keep going down this road that we won't.

01:01:37.000 And we talked about this a little bit more in depth yesterday.

01:01:41.000 What I want to focus on is he's trying to deflect from a serious problem.

01:01:45.000 There are people in our government who think that your plan, Secretary, is not going to produce the fighting force that we will need in the future.

01:01:52.000 And instead of addressing their concerns, instead of saying, we're not behind on these things and here's why, it's, I'm sorry that you're embarrassed for your country.

01:02:01.000 He's trying to make a headline.

01:02:03.000 He is a politician and nothing else in that moment.

01:02:06.000 This forces me to ask people this, you know, I just asked you the question about LGBTQAAIP and if that's forced you to re-examine your position on same-sex marriage back in the day, or at least go back and say, you know what?

01:02:14.000 Some people had a point, even if I disagreed with it.

01:02:17.000 I've always been against women in combat. 1.00

01:02:20.000 Not women in the military, women in active combat.

01:02:23.000 I still am.

01:02:24.000 I explained to you why I was back then, and not just because of the lowering of physical fitness standards, also because of the dynamic that changes.

01:02:30.000 And we had on this program, you can go back to when this was on radio, on this YouTube channel, probably 2014, Sergeant Catherine.

01:02:38.000 And she said, I don't want any women. 1.00

01:02:41.000 in my platoon because what happens is the men who would move on in another scenario right this whole

01:02:45.000 idea of never leave a soldier behind well that's not really true yeah often do have to make judgment

01:02:49.000 calls where they leave someone and try and leave somebody maybe with them to keep them safe they

01:02:53.000 have to make these decisions and they wouldn't be willing to make them if it was a woman who was 1.00

01:02:59.000 Well, it's anti-patriarchy.

01:02:59.000 And the reason why?

01:03:01.000 It's because men don't want to see women on the battlefield harmed.

01:03:05.000 We're actually, by and large, going to war, at least throughout history, to protect our women and children.

01:03:11.000 Yeah.

01:03:12.000 Absolutely.

01:03:13.000 Women and children first was a thing a long time ago, right? 0.99

01:03:16.000 I don't think women should be in combat. 1.00

01:03:16.000 Yep. 1.00

01:03:18.000 How'd that work out for Jack on the Titanic?

01:03:20.000 And by the way, she really quickly pried his frozen hands from that raft.

01:03:23.000 She could have given it a couple of minutes. 0.93

01:03:25.000 She's an awful person. 0.85

01:03:29.000 Oh my gosh, you're just, you're still shivering.

01:03:32.000 Your love is warming me.

01:03:34.000 It's an old man's velcro shoes. 0.79

01:03:36.000 Yeah, I want to draw you.

01:03:37.000 You know what, that was porn back then. 0.91

01:03:39.000 Yes, that was porn back then. 1.00

01:03:42.000 She's a piece of garbage, lived to be a hundred to tell everybody the story of what a piece of crap she is. 1.00

01:03:46.000 Yep, and then she threw that, you know, she threw that heart You guys can comment below. 1.00

01:03:50.000 you have your kids? Yeah. Don't you like you could pay for their college? Yeah. There's

01:03:53.000 some reason why you had that. They were all awful. You threw it at a corpse? Why didn't

01:03:58.000 you save him? Yeah. Maybe he could have grabbed onto it, gotten the life raft. You know what?

01:04:02.000 Maybe you should have just kept your mouth shut and stayed with Billy Zane. Yeah. Um,

01:04:06.000 so this is, I don't think women, you guys can comment below.

01:04:08.000 I don't think women should be in active combat. And why? 1.00

01:04:11.000 Well, now we're at the point where we're trying to build stretchier maternity suits for women who are in their third trimester, right? 0.93

01:04:16.000 We've talked about that.

01:04:17.000 We have that clip from former Vice President Joe Biden.

01:04:20.000 When my wife was pregnant, they said not to fly, period.

01:04:23.000 I'm like, you're putting them in fighter jets?

01:04:26.000 You know the G-forces and what that can do to you?

01:04:28.000 Yeah.

01:04:29.000 Just the vibrations alone, the hitting, like, landing.

01:04:32.000 I mean, maybe if you're trying not to have a kid.

01:04:33.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:04:35.000 Yeah, you shouldn't do that, though, to a pregnant woman. 1.00

01:04:37.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:04:37.000 No.

01:04:38.000 No.

01:04:38.000 Well, that's what we're doing because we want to be tolerant.

01:04:40.000 Like, look, just because I'm pregnant means that you don't think I can be up there in a dog fight?

01:04:43.000 Correct.

01:04:43.000 Well, yes.

01:04:44.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 That's pretty much it.

01:04:45.000 Well, no, no, no.

01:04:46.000 You can, but the child will die.

01:04:48.000 So, you know.

01:04:49.000 According to the science of you not wanting to have a goofball.

01:04:52.000 Right.

01:04:52.000 That's what we would think.

01:04:55.000 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 Oh my gosh.

01:04:57.000 Why do you think he stutters and swims in circles?

01:05:01.000 Oh, because you're a hero.

01:05:02.000 Right, yes!

01:05:04.000 Because we couldn't have put anybody else up there.

01:05:05.000 And your comment, like the G.I.

01:05:06.000 Jane thing, right?

01:05:07.000 So your comment about, well, we don't want- That was Chris Rock's comment, but- No, no, I mean the comment- Don't get anybody punched, Jeremy.

01:05:12.000 No, G.I.

01:05:13.000 Jane 2 is what he was referring to.

01:05:14.000 I'm going back to 1 when it was fine.

01:05:16.000 Okay.

01:05:17.000 Right?

01:05:17.000 Going back to the horrible film where she fights the male instructor at the end?

01:05:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:21.000 You guys remember that?

01:05:21.000 She's like, alright, let's do this.

01:05:23.000 It's like, do you have any idea how swiftly he would just harm you?

01:05:26.000 Irreparably?

01:05:27.000 His hits are once and the movie's over.

01:05:31.000 we should have just done this for a lifetime.

01:05:33.000 Well you made the argument like we want to defend women and they're like no no no no no. So the response you get 1.00

01:05:37.000 from the left is no no no just treat them like male soldiers 0.97

01:05:39.000 and let whatever happens including rape and including all these horrible things

01:05:43.000 just let it happen.

01:05:45.000 And we said okay but we didn't mean make them do pull-ups.

01:05:47.000 Yeah exactly. So you say okay but then transfer that into society.

01:05:51.000 So you want us to just treat... You don't want to be treated like a man. 0.99

01:05:54.000 You absolutely do not want to be treated like one of the fellas. 0.90

01:05:57.000 No, of course not.

01:05:58.000 We are absolutely crude and rough with one another growing up, throughout life.

01:06:02.000 You don't want to be in that pool for a very good reason.

01:06:05.000 Yeah, well I don't think that women understand that men fight each other for words. 0.86

01:06:09.000 Yeah, I've got friends.

01:06:10.000 Friends, that happens, like them fighting words.

01:06:11.000 That's not really a thing often with women. 1.00

01:06:13.000 I've had this conversation with women before where they've gotten really, really aggressive and I've said, look, just so you know, if you were a friend of mine who was a guy, I would be hitting you. 1.00

01:06:21.000 Are you saying you want to hit me?

01:06:22.000 No, I'm saying that the only reason you're talking to me that way is because you know that I won't.

01:06:26.000 Gerald wouldn't be able to talk to me that way.

01:06:27.000 They will get hyperly aggressive and personal, not all women, but I'm just saying women don't understand. 1.00

01:06:32.000 That's how men interact.

01:06:33.000 And guess what?

01:06:34.000 There's a place for that in the military.

01:06:36.000 You want You want bridled barbarianism in the military. 0.96

01:06:42.000 That's what we've looked for since the beginning of time.

01:06:45.000 Take any example.

01:06:46.000 The Ottomans.

01:06:47.000 The Mongolians.

01:06:48.000 The Spartans.

01:06:49.000 Any example.

01:06:50.000 The American military up until relatively recently.

01:06:55.000 What, you think you make a military stronger by making them more sensitive? 0.97

01:06:59.000 I often say to men, if you were a woman, I'd strike you. 1.00

01:07:03.000 Yeah.

01:07:04.000 And then they say, if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can p- And then you're like, just stop it.

01:07:09.000 Just stop it.

01:07:10.000 All the time.

01:07:10.000 You and your cloak.

01:07:11.000 I wear a cloak because it looks good on me.

01:07:14.000 It's built into us to defend, and so if a line is being crossed, you're asking us to go against what we have been trained to do that honestly will protect you in the future, right?

01:07:24.000 If you're in a situation, you want your man ready, willing, and able to stand up for you and defend you and your family.

01:07:30.000 Absolutely.

01:07:30.000 Look, and this is a question to the women out there, what kind of a man do you want?

01:07:33.000 Do you want a man who is easy, always, during times of peace?

01:07:37.000 Or do you want a man who might be a little bit more difficult during times of peace, but is also someone who can be a man during a time of war?

01:07:44.000 I think we're going to have to go to Mug Club here, are you saying? 0.97

01:07:45.000 We'll have to go to Mug Club. 0.97

01:07:46.000 I think he's five minutes out.

01:07:48.000 Well you know what, we're just going to have to do it another time here.

01:07:49.000 Let Representative Matt Goetz know that it's a live program, we appreciate it.

01:07:54.000 Comment below if you want us to bring him on here sometime soon.

01:07:58.000 We apologize, no hard feelings, but we have a show to run and actually we really have to do our chats because we promise that to our audience every single Thursday.

01:08:06.000 We need to give them a full half hour.

01:08:07.000 So, sorry!

01:08:09.000 Love ya.

01:08:10.000 Ish.

01:08:11.000 I don't know you, Mr. Goetz, but I hope that you're well.

01:08:13.000 Gates.

Louder with Crowder - April 07, 2022

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