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00:07:52.000 First, my question to you is, have you guys been hearing about this, that the COVID is the coronavirus?

00:07:58.000 That it's racist?

00:08:00.000 Really?

00:08:00.000 It's a pandemic.

00:08:01.000 The COVID racism.

00:08:02.000 The first racist pandemic.

00:08:03.000 It's the first racist pandemic.

00:08:05.000 Only 2020 can do that. 0.98

00:08:06.000 That specifically targets black cells.

00:08:09.000 Did you know that?

00:08:09.000 Wow.

00:08:10.000 Actually, it's not the first.

00:08:11.000 I mean, sickle cell.

00:08:12.000 Sickle cell is pretty racist.

00:08:12.000 Well, I guess that's true.

00:08:13.000 When you think about it, sickle cell is a racist disease.

00:08:16.000 It's not contagious.

00:08:17.000 It's not contagious, but it's still, when you think about it, they're deciding to incubate somewhere and like, oh, you know what?

00:08:24.000 I'm going to go with LeBron.

00:08:25.000 So was coronavirus invented by Margaret Sanger as well?

00:08:28.000 I see what you did there, but it's too early for politics.

00:08:30.000 Historical reference.

00:08:33.000 Oh, Professor Gerald, please, teach us a lesson.

00:08:35.000 I need, like, a pipe over here that says, we have some flickering.

00:08:39.000 Ooh, something, I just think, I think you just offended God by the flickering on behind you.

00:08:44.000 Stop with the Margaret Sanger jokes!

00:08:48.000 It's not saturated, Gerald, it's just old!

00:08:52.000 What is God in Neptune?

00:08:53.000 He's like underwater?

00:08:56.000 I have no idea.

00:08:57.000 I have no idea.

00:08:57.000 And I picture if God had a wife, it would be like Ursula.

00:09:01.000 Why?

00:09:01.000 I don't know, because this figure is like someone who would be powerful enough to get God annoyed.

00:09:08.000 She's eating the prawn again.

00:09:09.000 They're starting a musical number.

00:09:10.000 All right, here we go.

00:09:13.000 Seventh day I rest, Ursula!

00:09:16.000 We talked about this one day!

00:09:19.000 It's in the book!

00:09:20.000 She made him sign the contract.

00:09:22.000 She did.

00:09:22.000 No, she's locked in.

00:09:24.000 That's true.

00:09:24.000 But first, let's get to some news here really quick.

00:09:27.000 We're going to have Pantelis on later.

00:09:28.000 We're going to have some inside baseball about the Young Turks. 0.70

00:09:30.000 We're going to be talking about AOC, how crazy she is. 0.94

00:09:33.000 What else are we going to be talking about? 0.99

00:09:34.000 Oh, Joe Biden, the rape. 0.99

00:09:36.000 So much rape. 0.98

00:09:37.000 Everyone have a good weekend? 0.91

00:09:38.000 Good Easter weekend?

00:09:39.000 Wonderful.

00:09:40.000 What did you guys do?

00:09:41.000 We had an Easter egg hunt in the front yard.

00:09:42.000 Really?

00:09:43.000 Yeah, that's a blatant violation of federal law.

00:09:45.000 We were all separated and it worked out really well.

00:09:48.000 Well, what'd you do?

00:09:49.000 We learned my wife thinks that my Asian and white family is Mexican.

00:09:52.000 Really?

00:09:52.000 Yeah, so there's like a tradition where you fill an egg and you put like confetti in it and then you find the egg and then you smash it on someone else.

00:09:58.000 She thought your family was Mexican? 0.96

00:09:59.000 No, she thought every one of us should know.

00:10:01.000 She was like, what do you mean you didn't celebrate this?

00:10:03.000 And I was like, what does we speak Cantonese and English?

00:10:07.000 So she thought you were Mexican?

00:10:08.000 No, she thought we all should have known this tradition.

00:10:10.000 She was genuinely shocked that we didn't all do the Cascarones.

00:10:13.000 So she didn't do the learning about your heritage? 0.67

00:10:15.000 Right.

00:10:16.000 She was just like, you are amazingly not good looking.

00:10:19.000 I'll be able to control you.

00:10:20.000 She saw you made partner at the firm.

00:10:24.000 She saw the name Richmond at the firm's door and said, alright, I'll let him put a ring on it.

00:10:30.000 Absolutely.

00:10:31.000 Okay, fast fact here, just so you know, we have some updates.

00:10:33.000 You're allowed, by the way, to mass panic buy at Walmart.

00:10:35.000 This is allowed right now.

00:10:36.000 Purchase all the toilet paper.

00:10:37.000 But you're not allowed to attend church.

00:10:39.000 I don't know if we have an overlay or if it's a clip here.

00:10:41.000 Oh, there you go.

00:10:42.000 In Mississippi, they've been issuing $500 tickets for people attending church.

00:10:45.000 Here's the kicker.

00:10:47.000 In cars.

00:10:48.000 By a radio.

00:10:50.000 They sat in the parking lot, in their car, and the message was broadcast on their radio, kind of like at a drive-in.

00:10:55.000 We had this in Michigan.

00:10:57.000 I'd never heard of it before, but a drive-in church.

00:10:59.000 And there was actually almost like plexiglass.

00:11:01.000 It was one of those houses that would be made by a design major, because that's the key word with millennials now is design, all the design.

00:11:07.000 You mean what it looks like?

00:11:10.000 Design, design.

00:11:12.000 It's not a new word, but it's become the word du jour, design.

00:11:16.000 Anyway, it looked like art deco, I guess you'd call it.

00:11:18.000 I'm just throwing out words that hopefully sound smart.

00:11:21.000 It was impressionist.

00:11:23.000 I don't know the difference between modern and contemporary decor, by the way.

00:11:26.000 I'm not entirely sure.

00:11:27.000 Are they not the same?

00:11:29.000 No, apparently they're not.

00:11:30.000 One looks relatively classical with a little bit of a spruced up look, and one looks like the Woody Allen house in Sleeper.

00:11:37.000 No wonder I get such bad looks at Crate and Barrel.

00:11:40.000 Yes!

00:11:41.000 That's just because they think you're Mexican.

00:11:43.000 That's true.

00:11:43.000 They're like, he's not gonna buy anything.

00:11:46.000 He wants to buy a crate so that he can steal barrels.

00:11:49.000 Yeah, why not?

00:11:50.000 Who doesn't need barrels? 0.86

00:11:52.000 Something else, by the way, well, you know, listen, you've been quiet.

00:11:55.000 I have.

00:11:57.000 Sweet! 0.95

00:11:57.000 This is something important too. 0.95

00:11:58.000 Lame jokes is what we're talking about.

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00:12:03.000 It's true.

00:12:03.000 We all need a minute.

00:12:04.000 I need premium fuel.

00:12:06.000 You can't just put standard, what's standard gas?

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00:12:08.000 87.

00:12:08.000 None of us know.

00:12:08.000 89.

00:12:09.000 Gosh, this is the most... 87.

00:12:13.000 This is the least masculine morning show ever. 0.54

00:12:16.000 How much you want to bet that you send all of us out of this studio and we cannot come back until we change our oil?

00:12:23.000 I was drinking whiskey on this show last week.

00:12:25.000 That's true.

00:12:26.000 You drank Gibbon underneath the table.

00:12:27.000 on this show last week.

00:12:28.000 That's true.

00:12:29.000 OK, all right.

00:12:30.000 Thank you.

00:12:31.000 It's true.

00:12:32.000 You drank Gibbon underneath the table.

00:12:33.000 I was able to change.

00:12:34.000 Does anyone, let me know about this.

00:12:35.000 If you guys, because I have a nicer car now.

00:12:36.000 It's newer, like it's 2015, right?

00:12:38.000 But before that, I had always changed my oil.

00:12:41.000 And now, for some reason, they decided to put a lock over all the internals like it's the Hope Diamond.

00:12:47.000 And every time I try to go in, I'm like, I don't know what to do with this.

00:12:50.000 It's just a giant polymer block.

00:12:52.000 And so I don't know if I take it off.

00:12:53.000 If it's like when I steal something at a store and blue ink's going to spray on me.

00:12:56.000 So I don't change my oil.

00:12:58.000 I could change my oil on my motorcycles, on my older cars.

00:13:00.000 Now, I don't risk it.

00:13:01.000 Now you need, like, a computer to do any work on the car.

00:13:03.000 Please comment below if you want to see Steven change his own oil.

00:13:08.000 That would be funny.

00:13:08.000 Yes!

00:13:10.000 Well, I'm ashamed.

00:13:12.000 Sweden, this is something a lot of people don't touch on.

00:13:14.000 By the way, I think some people should, they would do well to look at the death per capita rates.

00:13:18.000 I think that's the number that matters the most when we're talking about coronavirus.

00:13:21.000 Here's why.

00:13:22.000 Because you can't look at the testing rates, the infection rates, because some places are testing more than others.

00:13:26.000 We've tested more overall.

00:13:27.000 Our per capita testing isn't the best yet, but it's pretty good.

00:13:29.000 It's getting there.

00:13:30.000 Now, the deaths per capita are so much better in the United States than other countries.

00:13:35.000 The top four, if we're not including Luxembourg or small countries, would be, I believe it's Italy, Spain, Belgium, France.

00:13:42.000 Here's one thing.

00:13:43.000 Just go in any off year, any off corona year, non-corona year, just go and check those out and check news stories.

00:13:49.000 You'll see everyone praising their health care as a model for us.

00:13:52.000 Now go look at the deaths per capita rate.

00:13:54.000 It's about 4.5 times our death per capita rate.

00:13:57.000 Wow.

00:13:57.000 I did not know that.

00:13:58.000 It's not even close.

00:13:59.000 And they're all in Europe.

00:14:00.000 It's funny.

00:14:01.000 They're all in Europe, but something else while we're talking about it.

00:14:03.000 Sweden.

00:14:04.000 Yeah, it's not funny at all.

00:14:05.000 There's nothing weird!

00:14:05.000 I said weird!

00:14:07.000 You can't even say it's like funny, like mildly amusing.

00:14:10.000 No!

00:14:11.000 Like odd.

00:14:12.000 Odd funny.

00:14:13.000 Let's give them some air time.

00:14:15.000 How do you justify funny COVID deaths?

00:14:18.000 Especially when we know that they are disproportionately targeting people of minority areas.

00:14:21.000 They're talking about that on CNN right now.

00:14:22.000 Oh, are they?

00:14:23.000 Let me see.

00:14:23.000 What are they talking about?

00:14:25.000 Concern over impact of COVID on African-American... Whoa!

00:14:29.000 The eyes.

00:14:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:14:30.000 It's not a race thing.

00:14:32.000 It's an eyes catfish thing.

00:14:36.000 Come on, tell me that the eyes, not the melanin, does not look like a catfish.

00:14:44.000 I like the suit.

00:14:45.000 For her, do you think they have to put the monitors on both sides? 1.00

00:14:49.000 Just to be safe.

00:14:50.000 Look at prompter.

00:14:51.000 Which one?

00:14:52.000 Which one do I?

00:14:53.000 Which one?

00:14:54.000 Wait, can you make your eyes go out?

00:14:56.000 I don't know if I can make them go out.

00:14:57.000 I don't know how to do that.

00:14:58.000 I can make one go in.

00:15:00.000 That is a skill like anything else.

00:15:01.000 That is a learned skill.

00:15:02.000 She's developed it for self-defense. 0.99

00:15:04.000 So she can see multiple, you know.

00:15:05.000 It is right in front of her.

00:15:05.000 Right.

00:15:06.000 This is the evolution.

00:15:08.000 Chicago Health Department.

00:15:08.000 Look at this.

00:15:09.000 72% of deaths in city are African-Americans.

00:15:12.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:15:13.000 How much of the city is African-American, sweetheart?

00:15:17.000 Particularly in cloistered urban areas, which we're going to get to.

00:15:21.000 And speaking of cloistered, we are in a studio right now with gremlins through all the lights.

00:15:25.000 Nothing is working properly.

00:15:26.000 Every time Gerald talks, Something happens.

00:15:29.000 Oh, yeah, see, I'm telling you, right there.

00:15:32.000 It's just God saying, no, no, no, no, no.

00:15:36.000 I need a better grand ambassador.

00:15:39.000 God is speaking through a fan, apparently.

00:15:41.000 He went from water to fan.

00:15:43.000 For some reason, like, for me, God is just surrounded by Kenmore.

00:15:46.000 Maybe if I turn this way, that one's slower.

00:15:48.000 Gerald, stop.

00:15:53.000 Sweden has had no lockdown.

00:15:55.000 Everyone said it was crazy when I said just lock down old people and the most vulnerable.

00:16:00.000 That's what they did.

00:16:00.000 By the way, people don't remember this in Korea as well.

00:16:02.000 South Korea.

00:16:03.000 Good Korea.

00:16:04.000 They did it in South Korea.

00:16:06.000 Wait, you're Chinese, correct?

00:16:08.000 It's only been four years, Steve.

00:16:08.000 Not relevant.

00:16:10.000 Only been four years.

00:16:12.000 You'll know.

00:16:13.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:16:14.000 Until this morning, I wasn't sure if he spoke Mandarin or Cantonese.

00:16:18.000 Both.

00:16:19.000 Oh, OK.

00:16:19.000 So that's why.

00:16:20.000 So any time you start to remember it, I just switch it.

00:16:23.000 And then, just to confuse you.

00:16:24.000 I say it because Bill speaks Mandarin.

00:16:26.000 Cantonese!

00:16:27.000 Cantonese, that's right.

00:16:28.000 I don't know that you should have known that, right?

00:16:30.000 I am so distracted by catfish eyes right now.

00:16:33.000 Those catfish eyes make Shep Smith look positively normal.

00:16:37.000 It looks like he has a laser stare in comparison.

00:16:40.000 Can I just make a serious point, though?

00:16:42.000 No.

00:16:43.000 Yes, yes.

00:16:44.000 This mayor, Lori Lightfoot, she's getting on there and drawing a comparison and she's going to blame the federal government, but yet she's the mayor of the city. 0.99

00:16:53.000 What are you doing?

00:16:54.000 Oh, I can't do anything.

00:16:56.000 We need to empower the government.

00:16:58.000 Okay, you want more power to go to Trump.

00:17:00.000 Well, no, but he should be doing more anyway.

00:17:04.000 So you want the president, but you don't, so your people are going to die more?

00:17:09.000 Okay, bye.

00:17:10.000 Wait, that's the mayor of Chicago?

00:17:13.000 Really?

00:17:14.000 I honestly, I don't know much about local politics.

00:17:17.000 I'm not a regional political wonk, and particularly of all the regional politics, I know the least about Chicago.

00:17:25.000 Mostly because it's just a wildly offensive city to me.

00:17:28.000 It offends the sensibilities of a civilized society.

00:17:31.000 It's very murdery.

00:17:32.000 Yes, it's very murdery.

00:17:33.000 Which, to eat whatever floats your boat.

00:17:35.000 What's funny about Chicago in comparison to Detroit, Detroit, like, they've moved out of Detroit to murder and steal in other places because there's not enough population density.

00:17:42.000 In Chicago, if you look at a lot of the violent crime, I'm sure you have the South Side, but you still have crazy muggings in tourist areas.

00:17:49.000 They're like, that's where people shop!

00:17:51.000 Let's go steal their stuff! 0.86

00:17:52.000 And sometimes it goes awry, and they hurt the people whose stuff they steal.

00:17:55.000 Chicago has never gotten it right!

00:17:57.000 No.

00:17:58.000 So you think murder is funny?

00:17:59.000 I, well, I, yes.

00:18:01.000 I do.

00:18:01.000 But here's the thing, I own it.

00:18:02.000 I don't need to be a nice guy like you. 1.00

00:18:05.000 Damn it, Steven Crowder. 0.99

00:18:06.000 I don't have to go, I don't have to go home to my wife and justify, like, he has to go home to his wife, and she'll be like, why would you say that? 1.00

00:18:11.000 I have to go home to my wife.

00:18:12.000 She'll be like, did you say that you were a fan of Murder?

00:18:13.000 It sounds like something I would say.

00:18:14.000 She'll be like, alright, what do you want for dinner?

00:18:16.000 Sounds like something I would say.

00:18:17.000 They are a perfect couple.

00:18:18.000 Do we Uber Eats? 0.97

00:18:20.000 And do you want to kill the driver?

00:18:21.000 I'm like, no, no, no, I pick my spots, no. 0.87

00:18:23.000 I pick my spots.

00:18:25.000 So let's hear them really quickly because then we have a clip that's arranged for this whole racial COVID targeting.

00:18:31.000 There's a concern about asymptomatic people actually having the virus.

00:18:37.000 So that is an ongoing conversation.

00:18:39.000 Keep in mind when they say that the concern is that a huge portion of people who get the virus have zero symptoms.

00:18:44.000 They're not affected at all.

00:18:45.000 There's a problem with that.

00:18:47.000 Well there's a problem because they can carry it to people who should be quarantined.

00:18:50.000 Obviously.

00:18:51.000 But the solution is to quarantine everybody because the virus is so not debilitating for people without pre-existing conditions.

00:18:58.000 Hold on one second.

00:18:58.000 4400 inmates and my question to you is are you preparing for a scenario if this gets a lot worse?

00:19:03.000 Hold on one second. I want to hear from you in the chat I've been hearing a lot about this because they're mad 0.64

00:19:10.000 about the for-profit prisons And I understand the for-profit prisons.

00:19:13.000 I understand the issue there and the incentivization.

00:19:15.000 But when we're talking about the epic, they're letting out prisoners, some prisoners.

00:19:19.000 Most instances, nonviolent offenders.

00:19:20.000 I understand that.

00:19:21.000 But like, are we supposed to change prison?

00:19:25.000 Are we supposed to have prison reform every time that violent offenders have to deal with an issue that's uncomfortable?

00:19:30.000 Like, we all have to deal with coronavirus.

00:19:33.000 Let's just take people who have not been a part of civilized society for years, potentially decades, let them loose and see how they fare.

00:19:40.000 And tell them they have to come back in a few months when this is all settled back down.

00:19:44.000 They have hospital care, but I am of... Here's... Listen, listen.

00:19:48.000 This is one of the perks that you no longer have when you serve life in prison.

00:19:52.000 If a virus that results in 25 asymptomatic conditions makes its way through Alcatraz, You shouldn't have mugged and killed that old lady as part of the gang initiation.

00:20:04.000 And I thought sick people were supposed to stay put.

00:20:06.000 Right.

00:20:07.000 They're under the most effective quarantine ever.

00:20:09.000 Just keep them in their cell.

00:20:11.000 Yes.

00:20:12.000 Let them in the yard.

00:20:13.000 No, don't let them in the yard.

00:20:14.000 They're going to be touching barbells and doing the body weight stuff. 1.00

00:20:17.000 By the way, that's a whore. 1.00

00:20:17.000 And licking each other. 1.00

00:20:19.000 You're a lawyer. 0.82

00:20:20.000 Why do we want to send them back into society stronger?

00:20:20.000 Why?

00:20:23.000 These violent criminals. 0.78

00:20:25.000 We're just sending them in fit. 0.97

00:20:27.000 It's fine.

00:20:28.000 It's better than just kale all the time.

00:20:29.000 Here's the thing.

00:20:30.000 Yes, if we're talking about non-violent offenders, people who just committed tax evasion or something like that, or Dinesh D'Souza with a bracelet that he has to blow into, fine.

00:20:41.000 Let him out.

00:20:42.000 As far as the rest of them, I would actually want to feed them nothing but empty carbohydrates. 1.00

00:20:48.000 And making fat slow and dumb. 0.98

00:20:50.000 And they should be the control group for chloroquine. 1.00

00:20:54.000 There we go.

00:20:55.000 How did it work on inmates?

00:20:57.000 And then we could also study how the virus affects people of different ethnicities.

00:21:00.000 You have a whole sample study there in prison.

00:21:02.000 That's crazy.

00:21:03.000 That may sound heartless, and that's only because it is.

00:21:06.000 Now, this is only applying to people who have murdered or committed violent crimes.

00:21:10.000 I am telling you, if they are serving life in prison, they've been fortunate enough to evade justice, the death penalty, COVID-19, at a certain point, I'm...

00:21:20.000 I'm out of, yeah. 0.99

00:21:22.000 I don't have any shits left to give. 0.99

00:21:23.000 I don't have any. 0.99

00:21:25.000 Search as I may, I find none.

00:21:27.000 Did you see that Michael Avenatti was released?

00:21:31.000 Really?

00:21:32.000 Do I remember that guy?

00:21:34.000 Do you know what I do for a living?

00:21:35.000 Do you know who you're talking to?

00:21:37.000 I know it's confusing because we're in a discotheque.

00:21:42.000 Hey, I'd like to host the morning show and club.

00:21:46.000 You want to drink this strange liquid.

00:21:48.000 My name is Yonko.

00:21:49.000 I like to party.

00:21:51.000 That's this whole thing.

00:21:52.000 I have a pool in my house that is both indoor and outdoor.

00:21:58.000 I start to swim indoor and I go outdoor.

00:22:03.000 You like to party.

00:22:06.000 I like Yonko.

00:22:07.000 That's actually based on a real person.

00:22:08.000 My wife and I looked at a house.

00:22:10.000 Yes!

00:22:11.000 Because it was in a gated community, which I've never wanted to do, because it makes me feel like a horrible person.

00:22:15.000 But now, unfortunately, I lied the other day.

00:22:17.000 You know about this.

00:22:17.000 I lied the other day.

00:22:18.000 A guy walked by.

00:22:19.000 I was outside.

00:22:19.000 I'm not a good liar, and I immediately feel bad about it.

00:22:22.000 And I was walking out of my house.

00:22:23.000 I was taking Betty out to go to the bathroom, and a guy walking right by my house goes, Hey!

00:22:27.000 And I said, Ah!

00:22:31.000 And he said, do you live here?

00:22:32.000 And I said, no. 1.00

00:22:34.000 I just let my dog shit on the yard. 1.00

00:22:36.000 I immediately told my wife. 0.99

00:22:37.000 And I was like, I feel bad.

00:22:38.000 She's like, no, that was a good lie.

00:22:39.000 I'm like, how is that a good lie?

00:22:41.000 I just don't want this person to know.

00:22:42.000 The lie was good.

00:22:43.000 You just executed it poorly.

00:22:45.000 Yes, I did.

00:22:45.000 That's what it was.

00:22:46.000 I should have been like, what?

00:22:47.000 This house? 1.00

00:22:48.000 This house sucks. 1.00

00:22:49.000 You've got so many accents. 1.00

00:22:50.000 You couldn't just bring one of them out.

00:22:52.000 I could have said, no, I don't live here.

00:22:54.000 Yanko's type is not welcome in this cul-de-sac because I like to party.

00:23:00.000 So we were looking at another house, and I really will eventually, at some point, come to a point, uh, regarding the COVID, uh, racism.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:06.000 So I looked at a house, I swear to you, it was an- you know, like, you've been to a hotel that's an indoor-outdoor pool?

00:23:11.000 Right.

00:23:11.000 So it's a gated community, but effectively, and it's like marble everywhere, it's like- it's like Ben Carson's bathroom, only the whole house.

00:23:18.000 and uh there's a bar a wet bar with i don't really know what that means i just know that it said it in the thing i don't know what a wet bar is i expected it to be wet i guess it means a bunch of liquor and then there's effectively an indoor outdoor pool but it might as well just be like half a hot tub indoors it's basically like an entry point where there's glass and you have to kind of like Drop down like Anthony Robbins with his cold plunge pool, and then go outside.

00:23:39.000 It was just so he could claim it.

00:23:42.000 And he was there!

00:23:43.000 His name wasn't Yonko.

00:23:44.000 This is to protect the innocent.

00:23:45.000 It's Douchey.

00:23:46.000 He was like, look at this!

00:23:48.000 How many places nearby have indoor-outdoor pool?

00:23:53.000 I can swim in winter, I can swim in summer, anytime!

00:23:57.000 I'm like, no!

00:23:58.000 No, you can't!

00:23:58.000 The whole pool's outside!

00:24:00.000 I like how he's asking you the realtor questions.

00:24:03.000 How many houses have any of them?

00:24:05.000 You're like, I don't know.

00:24:05.000 I feel like that's what you're here for, to tell me how many there are.

00:24:08.000 I was like, you didn't need to extrapolate on inside or outside.

00:24:10.000 You could have done it with any time, because I'd like to spend as little time speaking to you as possible.

00:24:15.000 I feel like it's an irrelevant point, too.

00:24:16.000 I'm not sure that it matters how many have this.

00:24:18.000 Nobody wants it! 0.78

00:24:20.000 It's up to him, because that's what he has.

00:24:22.000 I know.

00:24:22.000 It doesn't matter to you, but I have.

00:24:24.000 I have this.

00:24:25.000 I have indoor-outdoor pool.

00:24:27.000 I can swim summer, winter, any time.

00:24:30.000 You want Mickey?

00:24:35.000 I imagine you have quite a bit of drugs.

00:24:36.000 Okay, so let's get to the first story.

00:24:38.000 CNN is going on a commercial.

00:24:38.000 We've been seeing it now.

00:24:39.000 They're selling pocket catheters.

00:24:40.000 Great.

00:24:41.000 Good for you, CNN.

00:24:42.000 A clip here.

00:24:43.000 This is the claim you've been hearing everywhere that, of course, COVID-19 now is disproportionately affecting black Americans because racism.

00:24:50.000 It's completely unacceptable to say that because, you know, African-Americans and Latinos have all of these underlying issues, that then there's nothing that could be done now.

00:25:00.000 I worked in the medical field at the beginning of the AIDS crisis.

00:25:03.000 I remember this.

00:25:04.000 I've seen this before.

00:25:06.000 Obviously, this is different because it's much more widespread, but you need to pay attention to populations.

00:25:12.000 Someone get Oprah on the phone. 1.00

00:25:13.000 Two in three heterosexual couples will have AIDS by 1994.

00:25:16.000 She makes it sound preferential.

00:25:16.000 Does anyone feel like the lady in red kind of looks like an African-American Pulsey Gabbard?

00:25:20.000 Uh, except she's not African-American. 0.99

00:25:22.000 What is she?

00:25:22.000 We need to make sure that African Americans, when they go to the hospital, they get early

00:25:26.000 treatment.

00:25:27.000 I can just absolutely guess that what is happening is people are being sent home, they get really

00:25:32.000 sick at home, and then by the time they go back to the regular hospital, they have a

00:25:37.000 very high likelihood of dying.

00:25:38.000 Uh, except she's not African American. 1.00

00:25:40.000 She's definitely not.

00:25:41.000 What is she?

00:25:42.000 I have no idea.

00:25:43.000 Don't tolerate racism on the show.

00:25:45.000 I won't make the assumption, Bill.

00:25:48.000 But how will we categorize everyone who gets a preferential treatment?

00:25:51.000 First off, I say that because the virus is not a hoax, okay?

00:25:58.000 When people say, did you think AIDS was a hoax?

00:25:59.000 No, the AIDS epidemic was a hoax. 0.83

00:26:01.000 Correct.

00:26:01.000 And if you go back and watch the video in which I tastelessly gave my dog AIDS as part of the sketch where Hopper played Tom Hanks in Philadelphia, and people were really upset by that, Have you watched this show?

00:26:13.000 Oprah said something to the effect, I don't have the number in front of me, but it's in that video, like two out of three, or if it's one out of three heterosexual couples will have AIDS by 1993.

00:26:21.000 She was so sold on it that she made antiviral treatments a part of her Oprah's favorite things list. 0.81

00:26:26.000 What?

00:26:26.000 She just handed them out to the audience, which is a gross violation of medical malpractice.

00:26:30.000 And she's not a doctor.

00:26:32.000 Um, so she blew that out, and then at this portion, of course, similar, 2.5 million Americans minimum will die.

00:26:36.000 Well, then it's 100,000 to 240,000 once social distancing, and now it's like, well, maybe it's 60,000, and now they're saying it could be lower than that.

00:26:42.000 So it's not that the virus is a hoax at all.

00:26:45.000 We're not saying that.

00:26:45.000 It's not even that in this case, the epidemic is a hoax.

00:26:48.000 Unlike AIDS, this is an actual epidemic that can affect everybody.

00:26:51.000 It's the idea that we were sold a bill of goods on which we made actionable steps and it was the wrong information.

00:26:59.000 And now they're trying to do this to, as they said, provide preferential treatment to people based on race.

00:27:05.000 Which some could say, and by some I mean Merriam-Webster, could say is racist.

00:27:10.000 So let me be really clear about this.

00:27:12.000 Are black people getting more COVID-19? 1.00

00:27:15.000 Yeah, but do we think it's just because people- are we, like, shoving them out, like, making them walk the plank? 0.98

00:27:19.000 Like, oh!

00:27:20.000 Alright, Tyrone, get out there!

00:27:21.000 See what happens!

00:27:24.000 Just go to the end of the Crescent on this street and let a few people sneeze on you.

00:27:28.000 The reason is, as we know, people in big cities.

00:27:28.000 No.

00:27:31.000 Why is New York City so much more affected than, say, a place in, I don't know, West Texas?

00:27:36.000 Yeah.

00:27:37.000 Why same thing in a place in a rural area of Kentucky?

00:27:39.000 Why is that not as affected as San Francisco?

00:27:41.000 That's because, and we've known this, this is not something that I'm not letting the cat out of the bag, that central urban areas where people are just shoved, basically into sardine cans, Be them subways or buses or San Francisco apartments with 19 roommates.

00:27:56.000 That is more likely to spread the virus.

00:27:58.000 Now, black Americans are far more likely to live in urban areas. 0.83

00:28:03.000 Don't believe me?

00:28:04.000 Look at the lineup when a new pair of sneakers drops.

00:28:07.000 I know that some white people are out of touch with black culture, but that is not me.

00:28:11.000 They love the sneaks.

00:28:13.000 31% more likely than white Americans to live in metropolitan areas or city centers.

00:28:16.000 That's from Stanford, by the way.

00:28:17.000 We want to be really clear about that.

00:28:18.000 Here's another reason, okay?

00:28:20.000 We now know that 90% of COVID deaths, particularly, or severe infection rates, they're a byproduct of pre-existing conditions.

00:28:27.000 Yeah.

00:28:28.000 Particularly heart disease, diabetes, obesity.

00:28:30.000 This is a huge problem.

00:28:31.000 Black Americans, now we can talk about the reason why.

00:28:34.000 I know some people throw out the idea of food deserts, and I would respond with Amazon food cart for five years now.

00:28:40.000 You can get any food anywhere in the country, not amid a crisis, but any other time, and you can get it cheaper than you would purchase it locally at your bodega.

00:28:47.000 Black Americans have a significantly higher rate of diabetes and obesity. 0.81

00:28:50.000 Black men, 1.3 times to be as obese as whites, and then black women being 2.3 times more obese than white women. 0.96

00:28:56.000 They're also far more likely to have pre-existing conditions. 0.94

00:28:59.000 Heart pressure.

00:29:00.000 Heart, heart, heart disease, blood pressure.

00:29:00.000 Uh, heart pressure.

00:29:03.000 I'm sure there's heart pressure.

00:29:04.000 I'm sure.

00:29:05.000 The Grinch must have had something going on there.

00:29:06.000 How do you know four sizes that day?

00:29:08.000 There's something wrong with him.

00:29:10.000 Poor guy.

00:29:11.000 He's a cardiologist.

00:29:12.000 Something they say had a heart, congenital heart defect, which led to his immediate incapacitation.

00:29:12.000 Who was it?

00:29:19.000 And his contraction of COVID-19.

00:29:20.000 Think about that.

00:29:21.000 When his heart is growing, it's going ba-boom, ba-boom, ba-boom.

00:29:23.000 First of all, it's like, why is there brass surrounding his heart?

00:29:26.000 Whoever performed that operation, that's not the proper procedure for a stint.

00:29:30.000 No, not at all.

00:29:30.000 And why is there that much extra space?

00:29:33.000 Theme park surgery!

00:29:34.000 He's got a bunch of little valves and nozzles.

00:29:37.000 A little goggle.

00:29:41.000 Every time the Grinch takes Viagra, it's like the train in Dumbo, just boop!

00:29:48.000 So here we go.

00:29:49.000 They have a two times the incident rate of diabetes by midlife.

00:29:52.000 This comes from the CDC and Science Daily.

00:29:55.000 And a new paper shows that actually obesity is the single biggest determining factor right now that we have available in whether you have a severe case of COVID-19.

00:30:04.000 Meaning whether you recover from it or you end up with a hospitalization.

00:30:07.000 The stat I have is hospitalization, not death.

00:30:09.000 So that means severe symptoms.

00:30:12.000 Also, by the way, here's another reason.

00:30:13.000 So we have urban areas and then we have pre-genetic health positions.

00:30:18.000 And then, of course, this is something, if we want to talk about cultural, black Americans have a far greater distrust for people in positions of authority.

00:30:25.000 Think hands up, don't shoot. 0.94

00:30:26.000 Listen, I'm not saying that it's ill-founded for a lot of black Americans.

00:30:29.000 Over 20% more likely to distrust police and the criminal justice system.

00:30:33.000 They do not follow COVID protocols as much as white suburban Americans right now.

00:30:38.000 And I don't blame them!

00:30:39.000 Listen, people have been championing this cause. 0.97

00:30:41.000 There's systemic oppression and discrimination where they don't feel represented by their local government, including places like Chicago, even though their mayor is catfish eyes and also black. 0.89

00:30:48.000 Baltimore, where the entire city council, right, was black. 0.98

00:30:50.000 The lady in charge of it was black. 1.00

00:30:53.000 You can pick your city. 0.98

00:30:54.000 They don't trust them.

00:30:55.000 So when you say, all right, listen, Everybody stay home.

00:30:57.000 HEY! 0.99

00:30:58.000 YOU STAY HOME! 1.00

00:31:00.000 Bitch, I got stuff to do. 1.00

00:31:03.000 That's what happened. 1.00

00:31:04.000 This is a reality right now.

00:31:06.000 We have to take this into account, and not that there's some kind of genetic trait or systemic discrimination right now proactively that is forcing black Americans into coronavirus-ridden graves.

00:31:17.000 No, they distrust the system.

00:31:19.000 Rightfully so.

00:31:20.000 You guys have been saying that more so than anybody else.

00:31:22.000 Pre-existing genetic conditions, and of course the fact that they live overwhelmingly in urban areas.

00:31:27.000 That is a recipe for contracting coronavirus.

00:31:30.000 And so, rather than playing identity politics, I would like to see us educate members of different communities.

00:31:35.000 Just like, is it racist to say, hey, listen, China, no more wet markets! 0.97

00:31:40.000 Stephen, you're a racist. 0.95

00:31:43.000 Our wet markets are amazing. 1.00

00:31:46.000 It's just like wet bar!

00:31:48.000 It's just like wet bar, just a little marble and a dog!

00:31:53.000 Sometimes we have bat on dog.

00:31:53.000 And bat.

00:31:55.000 Yeah, Tufo, look, bat eating dog right now. 1.00

00:31:57.000 That's very tasty.

00:31:59.000 Oh, man.

00:31:59.000 Well, look, I think something else.

00:32:01.000 It's almost like there are other things that are impacting this number more so than is it black, white, Hispanic, whatever it may be.

00:32:07.000 What about age?

00:32:08.000 If we're going to play this card, we can have an ageism, right?

00:32:11.000 This virus is targeting people that are pretty much older.

00:32:14.000 That's correct.

00:32:16.000 No, what I'm saying is we can base all of our policy on that.

00:32:20.000 This disease is ageist.

00:32:22.000 It is ageist.

00:32:23.000 But here's the thing, in 1918 influenza was not.

00:32:27.000 It actually attacked people that were healthy and younger because their immune system overreacted to it.

00:32:32.000 The point is that it would be a much better study to look at income level and say, oh, if you're a low-income worker, you're probably not able to not have a job right now.

00:32:40.000 You've got to go out and work, which means you're much more likely to be exposed.

00:32:43.000 Right.

00:32:43.000 That's not our fault.

00:32:44.000 Right?

00:32:45.000 That's not systemic racism.

00:32:46.000 Who's the hour here, Gerald?

00:32:47.000 Well, meaning everybody's.

00:32:48.000 The society's fault. 0.97

00:32:49.000 It could be a white person that can't do it. 1.00

00:32:51.000 It could be a black person. 0.99

00:32:52.000 It could be a systemic person.

00:32:52.000 There's plenty of people.

00:32:53.000 My dad's construction company.

00:32:55.000 They're still working.

00:32:55.000 You need to pick up that hood under your desk.

00:32:57.000 Why did you put it there again?

00:33:00.000 No!

00:33:00.000 I told you!

00:33:01.000 No, I won't join.

00:33:03.000 Gerald, you actually have a really good point.

00:33:04.000 So there was a graph that came out a couple days ago.

00:33:06.000 I do?

00:33:06.000 Yes, I know.

00:33:07.000 Shocking.

00:33:08.000 That showed that depending on where you fell in an income bracket, you had maybe three to seven days earlier to start sheltering in place because of the type of job you have without an income impact.

00:33:20.000 Especially if you're a tornado chaser.

00:33:22.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:23.000 I mean, you just... It's hard.

00:33:25.000 It's hard out there for the tornado chasers.

00:33:27.000 I just had some really bad ones yesterday, so I don't want to laugh too much.

00:33:30.000 But it's an important distinction, because ultimately, the news stories you hear about saying, oh, well, it's disproportionately affecting one race versus the other, again, ignores the other socioeconomic factors that divide us, that lead to more, right?

00:33:44.000 The obesity, the income, those other factors.

00:33:47.000 But those just aren't as sexy.

00:33:48.000 Those aren't going to foment voters.

00:33:49.000 Well, they bring them up.

00:33:50.000 If ever they bring them up, they bring them up through the prism of race.

00:33:52.000 Like, yes, it is true that black people have higher obesity rates.

00:33:55.000 Now, that's not because of systemic discrimination at this point. 0.92

00:33:58.000 I'm sorry, I was dirt poor living out of my car.

00:34:00.000 I lived on $2.50 on a luxurious day, $4.50, because I would get a Baja Fresh Burrito.

00:34:06.000 I've talked about this before.

00:34:08.000 You can eat healthily.

00:34:09.000 Now there are different, just like culturally, I don't know what you're raised with, frankly.

00:34:13.000 I don't know if it's just like, I just assume there's no flavor whatsoever, like peas and carrots or like pot roast.

00:34:18.000 We all eat different things.

00:34:19.000 That is a cultural divide.

00:34:21.000 Look, I've been obese since my parents were both unemployed when I was young, and even today.

00:34:25.000 So clearly it has nothing to do with us.

00:34:26.000 I'm pretty sure we're all obese.

00:34:27.000 I'm obese according to the chart.

00:34:29.000 We're predisposed to not be obese.

00:34:31.000 And yet, I am defying the statistics. 1.00

00:34:34.000 Fucking the curve. 0.99

00:34:34.000 Okay, you can't be extraordinary. 0.99

00:34:37.000 You're the outlier.

00:34:39.000 Look at me and my wife.

00:34:41.000 My wife happens to work in a job where she can work from home. 1.00

00:34:43.000 I don't.

00:34:44.000 We both make comparable amounts of money.

00:34:46.000 By the way, this is important.

00:34:47.000 I don't know if Gibbon can bring this up, but now there have been a lot of healthcare workers furloughed, or staff has been cut back, particularly in Florida because they were waiting for a surge, and the surge hasn't happened yet.

00:34:56.000 Now, it doesn't mean that it won't happen, but it was predicted to have already happened, right?

00:35:00.000 So it hasn't happened, and so now they're laying off a lot of health care workers, and they're upset, saying, oh, all right, guys, now it's time to get back to work.

00:35:06.000 Or there's local news.

00:35:08.000 I think we have this article, I put it, I think I tweeted it the other day, where they're asking for bailouts for local news.

00:35:13.000 They said there is no market fix to this right now, because ad revenue has plummeted, and we need, we absolutely need local news. 0.97

00:35:20.000 You were the one who said that Donald Trump was an idiot to Coal to balance the health of the economy, people's ability to make a living, and keeping people safe. 0.85

00:35:29.000 And by the way, everyone in news, everyone in journalism, they're still getting their individual checks and they're still a part of the small business loans program. 0.98

00:35:35.000 Why should you get more when you were the ones telling everybody else they should buck up and deal with a crippled economy?

00:35:42.000 Because of the high-quality content that Local News is known for.

00:35:46.000 Without their content, where would News be?

00:35:50.000 Good?

00:35:50.000 I know!

00:35:51.000 We might not all be holed up at home and we might be actually taking preventative measures that could be effective.

00:35:55.000 But you know what?

00:35:56.000 Here's more money.

00:35:57.000 I get it.

00:35:57.000 More money.

00:35:58.000 We'd actually lose like seven segments of making fun of them a month.

00:36:02.000 So we need to keep them in business.

00:36:03.000 I know.

00:36:04.000 It is remarkable.

00:36:05.000 Hey, by the way, hit the notification bell if you are subscribed.

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00:36:27.000 Speaking of media, I don't know if we had anything else to get through.

00:36:31.000 We had some inside baseball here.

00:36:32.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:36:33.000 What was the last story that I told?

00:36:34.000 Oh, it was about MSNBC.

00:36:36.000 Yes.

00:36:37.000 And I kind of left a trail of breadcrumbs.

00:36:38.000 I was like, I'm not going to use the name.

00:36:40.000 And then I used the name.

00:36:41.000 Yeah, a couple of times.

00:36:42.000 And I said, Alex Wagner.

00:36:43.000 They were like, hey, you can't use your name.

00:36:45.000 And I was like, what are you going to do?

00:36:47.000 It's out there.

00:36:48.000 What are you going to do?

00:36:49.000 They were like, sue you.

00:36:49.000 I'm like, eh, this guy.

00:36:52.000 I'm a public figure, and I'm a public figure.

00:36:54.000 So this is one you guys have asked me.

00:36:56.000 I think this question has come up quite a bit, and we've done Ask Me Anything.

00:36:58.000 The worst moment of my life, or the most embarrassing moment of my life.

00:37:02.000 So is this professional life, personal, or both?

00:37:05.000 Ooh, good question.

00:37:07.000 The personal one I'm not allowed to discuss because my wife made me swear to secrecy.

00:37:10.000 Not that it involves her, but it involves me, and she said that really will embarrass you.

00:37:14.000 Not like I committed any crime or anything.

00:37:14.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:16.000 She's just like, people will not respect you if they understand how bad you are.

00:37:19.000 So, uh, that being said, this one comes from a professional.

00:37:19.000 Oh, really?

00:37:23.000 A lot of people, and I don't know if folks out there remember, you can go watch the video where I crashed Cenk, uh, Cenk, Cenk, Cenk's, Cenk Wieger's panel at South by Southwest as Cenk.

00:37:33.000 Yeah.

00:37:34.000 And that was cringy.

00:37:34.000 Like, everyone sent me back messages saying, Ooh, this is really tough to watch.

00:37:38.000 Yeah.

00:37:39.000 Noted.

00:37:40.000 Okay?

00:37:41.000 You will not hear any disagreement from me.

00:37:43.000 You looked a lot like him though.

00:37:44.000 I mean, I'll give you that.

00:37:45.000 Well, you see me.

00:37:46.000 Yeah.

00:37:46.000 At one point I was up there and I was saying, all right.

00:37:48.000 And Ching was going, okay. 0.99

00:37:49.000 And I said, okay.

00:37:50.000 I don't know which one to shoot! 0.99

00:37:52.000 Don't shoot any of us, this is just a joke. 0.99

00:37:54.000 But I understand it would be hard to decipher.

00:37:57.000 So, I did.

00:37:58.000 I crashed Cenk Uygur's panel as Cenk.

00:38:00.000 But here's the part that you don't know.

00:38:01.000 So I will say this.

00:38:02.000 Professionally, that, and right before the U of M show, because everything went wrong with our TriCaster.

00:38:06.000 Oh yeah, I remember that.

00:38:07.000 So, this was at South by Southwest.

00:38:08.000 Okay.

00:38:09.000 And I think we can bring up some, some B-roll if people haven't seen it yet.

00:38:11.000 The, uh, can I see where, let's see, let's show the portion.

00:38:14.000 Yeah, that's where I walk in as Chank and then go up to the panel.

00:38:17.000 Oh my gosh.

00:38:18.000 It's so hard for me to watch too, because, uh, I wanted to die at that actual moment in time.

00:38:26.000 And they called security.

00:38:28.000 So right before that, keep in mind, before I walked in, yes, that guy was laughing until he went to go get security.

00:38:33.000 And keep in mind, as I was walking in beforehand, security was going, Hey, you can't.

00:38:36.000 And then one security guy opened the door.

00:38:39.000 So the other security guys are like, oh, I guess he can.

00:38:41.000 I don't know.

00:38:43.000 All right, you can cut back and forth between me and that, so that way it's not entirely that, because it looks like it was taped to the table.

00:38:47.000 Doesn't Jake look like, you know, if Mark Cuban let himself go?

00:38:50.000 A lot.

00:38:53.000 Like if there were a magic pumpkin at night that would, you know, or a, what is it, a fairy?

00:38:58.000 The magic pumpkin is what she rode to New York.

00:38:59.000 There could be some kind of a fairy magic wand who, the moment you deny the Armenian genocide, they, and you look like Mark Cuban, fast forward 50 years.

00:39:08.000 What?

00:39:09.000 Diabetic Mark Cuban.

00:39:10.000 We'll abbreviate it here, because I'm big on abbreviations.

00:39:12.000 That's reasonable, yeah.

00:39:13.000 So, the one security guard goes, Hey, hey, hey, you can't!

00:39:16.000 The other security guard opens the door, so the security... Okay, I guess so.

00:39:19.000 But that's still the end of the story.

00:39:20.000 So here's the truth of that.

00:39:21.000 This was before we were completely banned by South by Southwest.

00:39:23.000 Right.

00:39:24.000 By the way, we have ways around that.

00:39:26.000 S-X-S-W, while we're going with abbreviations.

00:39:30.000 You think you're cool.

00:39:31.000 We do have ways around it, by the way.

00:39:33.000 They're not coming back, by the way.

00:39:34.000 There will never be.

00:39:35.000 Another South by Southwest?

00:39:36.000 You really don't think so?

00:39:36.000 No.

00:39:37.000 It'll be something completely different.

00:39:39.000 Really, Charles Krauthammer?

00:39:41.000 You want to stand by that prediction?

00:39:42.000 They're going to do something different, yeah.

00:39:43.000 I say in five years there won't be another South by Southwest.

00:39:47.000 It'll just change into something completely different.

00:39:47.000 Really?

00:39:50.000 It won't make it back.

00:39:51.000 It'll be one pub crawl.

00:39:54.000 It'll just be like the 20 people keeping it alive every year.

00:39:57.000 It'll just be one crappy indie band like Deer Tick and Lena Dunham showing up to protest. 0.90

00:40:01.000 What is this?

00:40:02.000 The whole city shut down because Lena Dunham was bitching about endometriosis or something. 1.00

00:40:06.000 I don't know.

00:40:07.000 I thought we were better than this as a municipality, but... We're not.

00:40:10.000 Nope.

00:40:12.000 Keep Austin weird.

00:40:13.000 So we're at the main hall, which is the courtyard.

00:40:16.000 And there are two courtyards in Austin.

00:40:17.000 I don't know which one.

00:40:19.000 One's a Marriott and one's a Courtyard Marriott.

00:40:21.000 Anyway, the South by Southwest was mainly held at this one courtyard.

00:40:24.000 Or Marriott.

00:40:25.000 You guys can let me know.

00:40:25.000 I don't know which one.

00:40:26.000 We still don't know which one.

00:40:27.000 I had just done the Fat Pride panel, I think, that day that you guys have also seen.

00:40:30.000 Fat Pride, some kind of free speech panel.

00:40:33.000 And then I walked past Bill Nye, of all people.

00:40:36.000 So, just to make me a little more nervous, I'm walking past Bill Nye, my wife has the whole Chank outfit, padded gut, and I think it was olive oil, could've been actual duck fat, I don't know.

00:40:46.000 And so I go into a bathroom to change into Chank wearing a uniform, because we know when this panel starts, okay, I'm gonna wait in the bathroom here, we have a very, very tight schedule, and I get in, change, gut, okay, I take about four minutes, I'm ahead of time, and I'm sitting there just like praying, because I put the olive oil on my face, the gel, alright, I'm getting in the mood.

00:41:03.000 You're anointed yourself? 0.99

00:41:04.000 All right, all right, okay, of course, it's bullshit! 1.00

00:41:06.000 You know, I'm kind of like the Mission Impossible where you just repeat some phrases to sort of get that neural engram. 0.99

00:41:13.000 So I'm sitting like, okay, all right.

00:41:15.000 Then my wife says, okay, are you about ready to go?

00:41:17.000 I say, sure.

00:41:18.000 I walk out.

00:41:19.000 So now I walk out, there's a lineup for people for some other panel, and they're looking, what is that?

00:41:23.000 Is that ch- I don't know which one to shoot! 1.00

00:41:24.000 I'm like, don't shoot anyone!

00:41:25.000 So, uh, they see me walking by, they think this is very bizarre, and I go- I start approaching the room, and I realize that whatever room it is, or ballroom, it doesn't exist, or the number doesn't exist.

00:41:34.000 Like, it doesn't make any sense.

00:41:35.000 I can't remember exactly what it was, maybe it was supposed to be room 402, and I'm like, wait, hold on a second, I'm on the fourth floor, there is no 40 anything!

00:41:41.000 It's just three!

00:41:43.000 So I'm like, oh my god, I have no idea what's going on.

00:41:45.000 I find out it's not at that Marriott that we're all of the South by Southwest panel.

00:41:49.000 It's the B room where the Young Turks and no other panels are taking place.

00:41:54.000 And it's across the river.

00:41:55.000 So I don't know if it's South Congress or South Lamar.

00:41:58.000 You know, we have to go across the bridge.

00:41:59.000 You know it better than I do.

00:42:01.000 So at this point, I'm dressed like Cenk Uygur.

00:42:04.000 I'm greasy.

00:42:05.000 Uh, I'm already into character.

00:42:07.000 You're glistening.

00:42:07.000 I'm already into character, so I will not respond to anything other than Shank.

00:42:10.000 So there's a whole bunch of confusion because my wife is there, and we have a peruser who's like, uh, Steven.

00:42:13.000 I'm like, who the hell is that guy?

00:42:16.000 You're like, stop it. 0.71

00:42:17.000 Stop what?

00:42:18.000 Al Jazeera doesn't stop!

00:42:18.000 Stop what?

00:42:19.000 So I'm pissing them off, but I also hate myself.

00:42:22.000 I have to get into a cab at this point, dressed as Jane Quigar. 0.98

00:42:26.000 The panel has already started, and I have to get into a cab.

00:42:29.000 The only one nearby, I guess because there was some sort of eco-green movement in Austin at this point, is one of those glorified golf carts that looks like it's if a glorified golf cart had sex with a Jetsons car, where it's just all plastic, plexiglass, and you can fit like nine people in it, and it has the same horsepower as an electric bird scooter.

00:42:48.000 So I walk out, my wife is there, and she's like, get in, get in, get in.

00:42:50.000 I'm like, alright, I think it's all good in, because I'm still in character.

00:42:52.000 So I get in, I am driving down, there are lines around the building, right, because there are other panels taking part for people that, you know, the events they actually want to see.

00:43:00.000 I'm like, what is that?

00:43:01.000 And I'm driving by in this fish bowl kind of, but a square, like those old commercials of the gerbils that you liked,

00:43:08.000 which almost severed our friendship.

00:43:10.000 And so I'm driving, finally, and I get there.

00:43:13.000 Turns out they were delayed.

00:43:14.000 I'm like, oh, thank God.

00:43:16.000 But they were delayed like 20 minutes.

00:43:17.000 I'm like, where do I go?

00:43:19.000 Too much of a delay.

00:43:20.000 So now I land in this effectively modern day horse buggy.

00:43:24.000 That's how fast it went.

00:43:25.000 I'm going across the bridge and I'm just sitting there outside in their, I don't want to go back to this, the gondola, what is it, pergola?

00:43:31.000 Pergola.

00:43:31.000 Gazebo, I don't know.

00:43:33.000 Gazebo.

00:43:33.000 Whatever it is, but it's outside in front of the hotel and I'm sitting there like this and every now and then I look up and maybe like, of course, Because I can't disrobe.

00:43:44.000 And so finally, someone goes into the panel to be kind of a plant.

00:43:48.000 Says, OK, they've started now.

00:43:49.000 Time to go.

00:43:50.000 Time to get in.

00:43:51.000 And so that's where I rush in.

00:43:52.000 We have the cameras.

00:43:53.000 And one security guy goes like, excuse me, excuse me.

00:43:56.000 And he gets on the escalator, because there was an escalator right up to that room.

00:44:00.000 So that room where you see, when I'm walking in, right outside that door is an escalator.

00:44:04.000 Well, he starts walking, goes, excuse me, excuse me.

00:44:06.000 And I get on the escalator.

00:44:08.000 But I swear, it was like Family Guy.

00:44:09.000 I stop on the escalator and he stops.

00:44:12.000 He doesn't continue.

00:44:13.000 I know people think that was like, that happened when I saw it on family.

00:44:16.000 I was like, that's what happened.

00:44:17.000 So he stops and I stop on the escalator.

00:44:19.000 I get up and the other security guard opens the door.

00:44:22.000 And so the security guard on the escalator who really took his sweet time,

00:44:25.000 I just see him coming over, you know, cresting like the bad guys in ET

00:44:28.000 when they're going through the tube.

00:44:29.000 And he just goes like, uh, uh, uh.

00:44:31.000 Like he assumes the other, this is what happens to a lot of like

00:44:33.000 low rent security guards.

00:44:34.000 He assumes the other guy must know something that he doesn't, but none of them knew.

00:44:37.000 I was just lying. 1.00

00:44:39.000 So then I walk in and he's talking and that's where I go, that's bullshit! 1.00

00:44:43.000 And you could see his whole face just drop like, oh no. 1.00

00:44:47.000 No.

00:44:48.000 And then I stand there, if you haven't seen this segment, where I'm like, OK, I realized in all of this hustle, I had forgotten that I need to actually have something to talk about.

00:44:57.000 And I did have a list, but I'd forgotten it.

00:44:59.000 So I just sit there.

00:45:00.000 And at this point, he goes like, the audience, no one likes you.

00:45:02.000 And there are like four people there.

00:45:04.000 There's like four people in the audience.

00:45:05.000 Which I don't like using the power of the audience.

00:45:06.000 I think it's peer pressure.

00:45:07.000 I think it's wrong.

00:45:07.000 I think it's bullying.

00:45:08.000 But the fact is, he pointed to the audience.

00:45:10.000 It was Caesar going like, chant my name!

00:45:13.000 And they're like, no, no.

00:45:17.000 It was all relatives of his.

00:45:21.000 The ones who made it.

00:45:22.000 What was your exit strategy?

00:45:24.000 Well, I didn't have one.

00:45:26.000 So I sit there.

00:45:28.000 You were there for the duration, whatever that was.

00:45:30.000 And the one guy who's laughing says, like, I'm gonna go get security.

00:45:33.000 I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna go get security!

00:45:37.000 So he goes and gets security, and that's the point where I sit down.

00:45:41.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:45:42.000 He leaves, I sit down, and I just go, so, uh, You want to talk about the Armenian genocide?

00:45:48.000 And you just hear a ripple through the audience.

00:45:50.000 And then finally security, they just come up and like, you can even see them like, can you please, can you please,

00:45:55.000 can you go, like please can you leave.

00:45:57.000 They didn't tackle it. And when I walked out, you could hear them laughing.

00:45:59.000 They're like, alright, that was a dick move, but we appreciate the commitment.

00:46:04.000 I drove back to the other courtyard, went to that bathroom because I knew it was available because we still had someone standing guard, washed off the olive oil, and felt horrible about myself for the rest of the weekend.

00:46:16.000 Keep in mind, he was the one who called me out when I had like 20,000 subscribers and refused to ever engage in a debate.

00:46:23.000 This was only out of necessity.

00:46:25.000 He deserved it.

00:46:26.000 And I'm not proud of it.

00:46:27.000 And you deserve it.

00:46:28.000 Good shipping!

00:46:29.000 That's awesome.

00:46:30.000 I can't believe you stayed in character even when they were trying to figure out what to do.

00:46:33.000 That was the funniest part to me because when you dressed up as a... Joggy? 1.00

00:46:38.000 No, when you came on the show and did the entire show as Bernie Sanders.

00:46:41.000 Sorry, I just had a brain fart.

00:46:42.000 And we had a technical issue.

00:46:44.000 You said, guys, when I come in here, I'm Bernie Sanders the rest of the day. 0.99

00:46:49.000 And we had a tech issue, and you're like, oh, I'm going to leave until you guys figure out what the shit you're doing, you know? 0.99

00:46:53.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.97

00:46:54.000 You stayed in character the whole time.

00:46:55.000 Was that an accent, Gerald?

00:46:56.000 Yeah, I had two accents.

00:46:57.000 I don't know.

00:46:58.000 He was channeling me as Cenk. 0.89

00:47:00.000 I did it with Donald Trump, too.

00:47:01.000 I remember Gavin was a little worried.

00:47:03.000 He's like, wait, am I going to talk with Trotter?

00:47:05.000 I was like, listen, I don't know.

00:47:07.000 I've heard good things.

00:47:09.000 But I've also heard bad things.

00:47:11.000 And he's like, OK, but can I talk to him?

00:47:13.000 I don't think he's in the building right now.

00:47:17.000 And it's not a Daniel Day-Lewis thing.

00:47:18.000 When I'm doing characters, you're hosting a whole show, is it?

00:47:22.000 You're about to go in front of a whole group of people.

00:47:24.000 You have to stay in it.

00:47:25.000 So if I'm just doing a quick character, I don't have to do that.

00:47:27.000 I don't have to go to those extremes.

00:47:28.000 But with the Chang thing, the reason I will tell you why, it's because at that point, with all of this chaos, we were in the wrong place, and I had to get into this fishbowl. 0.96

00:47:38.000 All I could cling to was, at least I can do the best damn Cenk Uygur. 0.94

00:47:43.000 Right. 0.97

00:47:44.000 Everything else he has ever been.

00:47:45.000 Not letting that go.

00:47:46.000 Likely because no one else has thought that he has warranted an impression.

00:47:49.000 That's a lot of effort, yeah.

00:47:53.000 There's seven, maybe eight people out there who are like, man, Steven did it well.

00:47:58.000 Yeah, Steven did it well.

00:47:59.000 He did it well.

00:47:59.000 Okay, do you want some more Inside Baseball?

00:48:01.000 Please.

00:48:01.000 Yeah, of course.

00:48:02.000 What you got?

00:48:03.000 So... You tell me if I have to stop.

00:48:07.000 We run some ads on YouTube, not much, because we don't have the budget of Al Jazeera and stuff, but for a long time.

00:48:13.000 Keep in mind, again, young Turks, my name kept coming out of their mouth for years.

00:48:17.000 Come on, let's host this, let's do a debate. 0.81

00:48:20.000 And they're like, no, I thought that was cowardly.

00:48:21.000 So that's when I started doing the Cenk Uygur impression, also because I thought it was funny.

00:48:24.000 And I didn't have the budget to hire a female at the time, so I played Anna. 0.68

00:48:27.000 Sue me.

00:48:28.000 We had done that, and I found out through the grapevine that they really didn't like it.

00:48:31.000 And so that's when I said, ooh, I'll do eight more.

00:48:35.000 But what I'll do is I will do eight more with other people who are popular on YouTube.

00:48:38.000 So I did one with Alex Jones.

00:48:39.000 I did one with Ben Shapiro.

00:48:40.000 I did one with Gavin McInnes.

00:48:42.000 I don't know how many people I did them with.

00:48:43.000 And I said, hey, oh, Lauren Southern.

00:48:44.000 I said, and by the way, I am going to give this to you to put on your channel.

00:48:48.000 So I want you all to upload, and this is the title, so it was SEO.

00:48:52.000 So for a few months, when you searched Young Turks, it was just these sketches of me as St.

00:48:57.000 Greger.

00:48:58.000 And then, of course, I had the big one on my channel, and what I did was I ran it as an ad on YouTube.

00:49:02.000 This was a pre-roll ad.

00:49:03.000 It wasn't that expensive, but for me, it was basically wasted money because it was to prove a point.

00:49:07.000 I ran this as an ad exclusively as a pre-roll in front of Young Turks videos on their channel.

00:49:14.000 So for a month, you just saw that sketch When you were tuning in to TYT Live and you were part of the, what was it, Wolfpack?

00:49:22.000 I don't know.

00:49:23.000 The four of you out there who know what I'm talking about.

00:49:26.000 Alright, let's move on.

00:49:27.000 I think we have, there you go, I hope I've clarified that for you.

00:49:29.000 Let's go to AOC, speaking of people.

00:49:31.000 Hey, wait a second, wait a second.

00:49:33.000 Hey guys, put your mask on.

00:49:36.000 Brendan, Bryce.

00:49:37.000 What is this?

00:49:38.000 Bryce.

00:49:39.000 Brendan, hit Bryce.

00:49:42.000 Six feet.

00:49:43.000 Six feet.

00:49:43.000 Don't you try and duck out of frame.

00:49:45.000 Bryce tried to duck out.

00:49:45.000 Go back to that.

00:49:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:49:47.000 He did duck out.

00:49:47.000 Duck out.

00:49:48.000 Bryce, come on in here.

00:49:49.000 Show me your mask.

00:49:50.000 Now he's in the way.

00:49:51.000 Show me your mask, Bryce.

00:49:52.000 I want to see your face.

00:49:53.000 Come back in.

00:49:54.000 I want to see that profile with a mask.

00:49:55.000 All right, we're going to check back in.

00:49:57.000 Bryce, if we don't see you with a mask, you will be... There you go.

00:49:57.000 I'll check back in.

00:50:00.000 Okay, there we go.

00:50:01.000 Don't get cute.

00:50:01.000 There you go.

00:50:02.000 Apply it properly.

00:50:04.000 Thank you, Bryce.

00:50:04.000 Don't touch the front of it.

00:50:05.000 Yeah, don't touch the front of it. 0.98

00:50:07.000 Well, I guarantee you he has AIDS.

00:50:08.000 I mean, it's better than nothing, I guess.

00:50:10.000 AOC, speaking of unsavory characters, she's been just on a roll.

00:50:15.000 Have you been following her lately?

00:50:16.000 Yeah, she's been amazing.

00:50:20.000 I don't even understand what she's saying anymore.

00:50:22.000 AOC.

00:50:24.000 So here's one where she said that, this is a tweet, she said that Trump's xenophobic COVID response was making people too scared to go to the hospital.

00:50:33.000 What does that mean?

00:50:35.000 Does it mean that minorities are scared to go to the hospital because Donald Trump is racist? 0.91

00:50:39.000 I think what she's saying is that all of the first responders who are working their asses off in the hospitals must be so racist that now people won't go to the hospital. 0.98

00:50:50.000 And that's Trump's fault that all the doctors and nurses are racist. 0.96

00:50:54.000 That's what I drew from my comment. 0.99

00:50:56.000 Well, I guess she's just kind of like a Rorschach for insane people.

00:51:00.000 She's just a Rorschach, where it's like, what do you see in this? 0.82

00:51:04.000 Ah, I see racism from the president.

00:51:06.000 And someone else goes, no, no, I see racism from the doctors.

00:51:08.000 And someone else says, I see racism from society at large.

00:51:11.000 And then AOC says, peanuts!

00:51:13.000 And you're like, what?

00:51:14.000 Oh, OK.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, I make a little bit of reference.

00:51:16.000 What do you see?

00:51:17.000 I don't understand what this means.

00:51:18.000 I don't either.

00:51:19.000 So, there was a tweet, actually, right after this, and she explained what this means.

00:51:22.000 Like, he's xenophobic by doing these things.

00:51:25.000 And I was just like, okay, well, none of those things are scaring people away from the hospital.

00:51:28.000 And they were, like, just insane things.

00:51:30.000 Like, you know, there's a problem with how Donald Trump has been treating, you know, people that are in this country that are immigrants.

00:51:36.000 And that's one of the reasons.

00:51:38.000 And in the CARES Act, he did this.

00:51:40.000 And it was like, none of these things make any sense.

00:51:41.000 They don't make the point.

00:51:43.000 Donald Trump is just like a soccer goalie in front of Cedars-Sinai.

00:51:46.000 No!

00:51:46.000 Like, no!

00:51:49.000 Get out! 0.98

00:51:49.000 Away from Honduras! 0.98

00:51:50.000 Out of here!

00:51:51.000 Rejected!

00:51:52.000 What do they think is happening?

00:51:54.000 I know, exactly. 0.97

00:51:54.000 Well, so the funny thing, to me, funny again, damn it, I keep saying that. 0.97

00:51:58.000 The weird thing is, the only thing that's going to make people not go to the hospital is the idea that the hospital is full of people that are incredibly sick and you're going to get sick by going there, right? 0.90

00:52:07.000 If anything, Donald Trump has been accused of saying, actually it's getting better, the hospitals aren't as overcrowded as we thought and there aren't as many people needed.

00:52:14.000 That's the only thing that I can think of that would make sense and she didn't say anything like Well, since none of us can interpret that, we need an AOC interpreter.

00:52:21.000 It's like tongues, which we'll talk about in Mass Monday later today, addressing Rhett and Link.

00:52:25.000 It's only a gift, a spiritual gift, if someone is there to interpret it.

00:52:28.000 AOC is only a comedic gift if someone can make sense of her batshit crazy tweets. 1.00

00:52:34.000 And unfortunately, that is beyond the scope of my ability.

00:52:38.000 Here's another one.

00:52:38.000 She said that the U.S.

00:52:39.000 has lost... I think we have a clip.

00:52:41.000 The U.S.

00:52:41.000 has lost the right to call ourselves a humane society.

00:52:44.000 Clip B.

00:52:44.000 They are deaths of incompetence.

00:52:46.000 They are deaths of science denial.

00:52:48.000 They are deaths of inequality.

00:52:52.000 And so it's important for us to acknowledge how unnecessary the level of crisis that we are at right now that is due to the incompetence of this administration, that is due to the lack of responsiveness of this administration, and when it comes to the particular cruelty to undocumented immigrants.

00:53:12.000 What?

00:53:13.000 So she would like an equal number of all races to die? 0.99

00:53:16.000 Yeah, I guess. 0.97

00:53:17.000 Spread it out, please.

00:53:18.000 Could you imagine her at the lifeboats on the Titanic?

00:53:22.000 She'd be like, hold on.

00:53:25.000 Wait a second.

00:53:25.000 Why am I doing this?

00:53:27.000 Wait a second.

00:53:28.000 Are you gender non-binary?

00:53:30.000 Okay, this one.

00:53:31.000 No one else can go into that boat because she needs her space. 0.61

00:53:35.000 There's like 19 spaces.

00:53:37.000 You would say that!

00:53:38.000 No, it actually is.

00:53:41.000 Like actually physically.

00:53:42.000 There are physically 19 spaces there AOC.

00:53:44.000 That's what we're trying to communicate.

00:53:45.000 I don't know what this means.

00:53:47.000 And this is what happens when you have, and I know there's this Trump derangement syndrome we've talked about, but also just you immediately try to politicize everything.

00:53:54.000 Keep in mind that illegal immigrants can still go to the emergency room.

00:53:58.000 Yeah.

00:53:58.000 They do all the time.

00:53:59.000 That's also why the American taxpayers are pissed because they have to foot the bill. 0.99

00:54:01.000 They go there and then, like a fart in the wind, they disappear.

00:54:04.000 There's no social security number.

00:54:05.000 What do you do with it?

00:54:07.000 This is one thing people don't think about.

00:54:08.000 Like obviously you can't go to a doctor where you have to prove insurance and all that stuff preemptively, but in the emergency room they don't deny you.

00:54:14.000 Right.

00:54:15.000 Right?

00:54:16.000 So that would change the John Cuthel.

00:54:17.000 I'm not gonna bury my son!

00:54:19.000 No, you're not.

00:54:20.000 It's a guy named Jorge who's gonna take his spot.

00:54:22.000 So, it is remarkable to me that she's like, what does she think is going to happen at this point?

00:54:28.000 Well, at the very beginning of what she said, she said Donald Trump is responsible and then she pivoted to all of his administration and started naming different departments and tried to lump them all together because Donald Trump has actually had a pretty good response to this and people are, you know, pretty much approve of how he's doing so far, a majority do.

00:54:43.000 And so she couldn't label just him, so she said, everybody else is doing a really bad job.

00:54:46.000 And what she didn't take into account is she's saying, oh, well, New York has a lot of cases, and we're having a really big problem with this.

00:54:50.000 Well, you have a mayor, you also have a governor of your state that really could have helped you guys out.

00:54:55.000 And you also have you!

00:54:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:57.000 You could have done a better job.

00:54:59.000 And here's another thing.

00:55:00.000 You guys have a significant number of cases because outside of Asia, you have the largest population of Chinese people in the world.

00:55:07.000 Right.

00:55:07.000 And so there's much higher likelihood that people are traveling back and forth to those countries and could have brought it there.

00:55:12.000 It's not because of systemic racism.

00:55:14.000 You're overcrowded, you have a lot of Chinese people there, and you have a governor and a mayor who don't do anything. 1.00

00:55:19.000 That's the problem, not Donald Trump.

00:55:21.000 I was going to say a lot of Italians, but... They get blamed for many things, not this.

00:55:26.000 They also flagrantly disregard the home-in-place... What is it?

00:55:30.000 Home-in-place order?

00:55:31.000 Shelter-in-place.

00:55:32.000 I got you shelter-in-place right here!

00:55:36.000 Oh, I do have corona.

00:55:38.000 Wow, that's painful.

00:55:39.000 I have overall body tenderness of my glands.

00:55:43.000 I'm gonna stop being a loudmouth goomba and go on over to the ICU.

00:55:48.000 Hey, doc, I said you got your stay in place right here. 0.99

00:55:51.000 My balls hurt. 0.98

00:55:52.000 That's corona? 0.99

00:55:54.000 That's not corona, is it?

00:55:56.000 The doc's like, that's a good line.

00:55:59.000 That's a good line, Tony.

00:56:01.000 But I'm sorry, I'm afraid you have testicular cancer.

00:56:07.000 Yeah!

00:56:07.000 Runs in the family.

00:56:09.000 The family!

00:56:10.000 Really?

00:56:11.000 Hold on, Doc.

00:56:12.000 Hold on.

00:56:12.000 Can you make one?

00:56:13.000 I got testicular cancer. 1.00

00:56:15.000 Are you breaking my balls? 1.00

00:56:16.000 All right, let me make a phone call. 1.00

00:56:18.000 Hold on.

00:56:18.000 All right.

00:56:19.000 Hey, Ma! 1.00

00:56:20.000 Ma! 0.98

00:56:21.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:56:22.000 It's my testes, Ma.

00:56:24.000 No, put the dinner, just let it sit in the oven.

00:56:26.000 I'll be back for it.

00:56:28.000 What's the treatment, Doc?

00:56:28.000 What are we talking about, two, three hours?

00:56:31.000 Four months, Ma! 1.00

00:56:36.000 And then of course as he mentioned, a nine hour film about it.

00:56:39.000 I do wonder is how would it feel to be white?

00:56:43.000 Italian?

00:56:44.000 No, no, no.

00:56:45.000 Like, I mean, no.

00:56:46.000 Loud.

00:56:47.000 I don't care about that.

00:56:48.000 How would it feel to be a person who is not a minority in AOC's district?

00:56:56.000 Right?

00:56:56.000 Like, every day you're told, your existence is why your neighbors are suffering, and if you would just sacrifice yourself on the altar of white privilege, then everyone else could live a good life, and then you forget, oh, I don't know, it's like white people could also have poverty levels.

00:57:16.000 White people can also require ventilators. 0.96

00:57:18.000 And require ventilators. 0.99

00:57:21.000 And need leadership.

00:57:23.000 But, you know, God forbid.

00:57:25.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:57:26.000 She wants to guilt people into not taking proper care of themselves. 0.53

00:57:29.000 It could be some old white guy there with, you know, diabetes and a ventilator. 0.83

00:57:32.000 He sees her speech, he's like, turns to the black guy, you want this? 0.86

00:57:39.000 And the black guy doesn't have COVID, he's like, let me get some of that. 0.99

00:57:41.000 Let me get some of that. 0.51

00:57:43.000 It is nice.

00:57:45.000 Very nice.

00:57:46.000 I am thinking more clearly.

00:57:47.000 I'm setting much better now.

00:57:48.000 Your oxygen?

00:57:49.000 Man!

00:57:51.000 He's making one big loud beep.

00:57:53.000 I don't know what that is but it sounds bad.

00:57:55.000 It's continuous.

00:57:56.000 You know how before it was going like beep?

00:57:59.000 No, I'm not doing that.

00:58:00.000 There's no between.

00:58:02.000 It's just beep.

00:58:03.000 Oh, let me put that back on.

00:58:04.000 And he gone.

00:58:07.000 That was sad.

00:58:08.000 Funny.

00:58:09.000 One more quick point about this.

00:58:12.000 I have another fast fact.

00:58:13.000 Oh, you do the fast fact.

00:58:14.000 Okay, here's another one.

00:58:15.000 This is one I do not understand.

00:58:16.000 Someone else can maybe make sense of it.

00:58:17.000 She claimed environmental racism is a pre-existing condition.

00:58:23.000 Inequality, environmental racism, these are pre-existing conditions.

00:58:28.000 What said every doctor in the world?

00:58:32.000 I think she's talking about PETA.

00:58:34.000 What said Chinese doctors?

00:58:35.000 She's talking about PETA.

00:58:36.000 Really?

00:58:37.000 PETA.

00:58:37.000 I think she was saying that if we took care of all these animals instead of people, that's why.

00:58:42.000 Oh, I thought you were talking about Pita Pit, which is a franchise like Subway, but with pitas, and I'm pretty sure that they do not follow the same guidelines.

00:58:48.000 This is not about hummus.

00:58:49.000 No, sorry, no.

00:58:50.000 I usually get it with the alfalfa sprouts, and then you realize it smells like asparagus pea.

00:58:55.000 Okay, so environmental racism, Steven, is when you have like trucking and stuff that goes through your neighborhood, and so you have a higher...

00:59:02.000 Smog and all that.

00:59:03.000 That's what she said.

00:59:04.000 All we do is put these things through poor areas.

00:59:06.000 And I'm sure there's been instances where that has happened, but a lot of the times it just kind of, things kind of form around it.

00:59:11.000 There's a highway and so the land is cheap and so people with very little money buy that.

00:59:14.000 No, no, no.

00:59:15.000 It's the foreman. 0.98

00:59:16.000 He's like, oh, look, black people over here are going to run the trucks right through there. 0.99

00:59:19.000 That's right. 0.64

00:59:20.000 I mean, I know the idea is like if they have, if they have mines in those towns, if they have sort of energy plants, they call that environmental racism that affects people in low income areas.

00:59:28.000 She said it through the Bronx.

00:59:29.000 to so no mining going on in the Bronx that I know of.

00:59:32.000 Just a few bombed out crack houses in the stadium.

00:59:35.000 There's other stuff that's environmentally dangerous to you.

00:59:37.000 Bullets.

00:59:38.000 Environmental discrimination.

00:59:40.000 As they refer to it in Asia just all day air day.

00:59:43.000 Right.

00:59:45.000 Which province?

00:59:46.000 All!

00:59:47.000 Any province!

00:59:48.000 Pick a province!

00:59:49.000 Yes!

00:59:50.000 They're all like, they don't care about environmental discrimination.

00:59:54.000 Well and she had a responsibility as an elected official for this area and all the other elected officials had responsibilities. 0.63

01:00:00.000 are shirking that and one of the points that I thought was particularly weird

01:00:03.000 that she brought up was that Donald Trump xenophobic going back to that that

01:00:06.000 the messages of public health concern and the whole pandemic alert and

01:00:10.000 everything weren't translated quickly enough into multiple languages to get

01:00:15.000 out to people like it was xenophobic for him to make that in English only right

01:00:19.000 and I was like hmm are they I just want to make sure are they translating I'm

01:00:24.000 not sure I'm not sure.

01:00:26.000 Swahili or something?

01:00:28.000 I probably not.

01:00:29.000 That's what I was like, isn't this a point where like, oh, hey, he's not translating to the language to my district, so I will.

01:00:33.000 Do you think someone's going to the Mexican president next to El Chapo because I imagine him like, hey man, we have a problem, man.

01:00:38.000 Oh yeah?

01:00:39.000 This right here.

01:00:40.000 We don't have any Flemish.

01:00:43.000 There's a guy from Belgium.

01:00:45.000 He's from the French side.

01:00:45.000 No, the side is Flemish.

01:00:47.000 And he say, we don't.

01:00:48.000 It can't read.

01:00:50.000 Let's open our entire economy, man.

01:00:52.000 That's not how it works. 1.00

01:00:53.000 I mean, some of the dumbest arguments. 0.96

01:00:54.000 Yes, people that speak only Chinese need to hear it in Chinese, but we can translate that on a state level. 0.99

01:00:59.000 They started it.

01:01:01.000 They're government, not the people.

01:01:02.000 Um, by the way, before we're gonna move on to the Joe Biden rape accusations,

01:01:05.000 and that's what you all want to hear about, because we'll move on from coronavirus,

01:01:08.000 Joe Biden rape, but before that, I think, I don't know if we have them ready.

01:01:10.000 Of course, keeping us abreast of all the goings-ons of Jocko Willinks,

01:01:16.000 it is time for our Jocko Correspondent.

01:01:29.000 I don't know where he is.

01:01:30.000 Oh, there he is.

01:01:31.000 Well, you know what?

01:01:32.000 Nothing like following the guidelines from Jocko by being late.

01:01:36.000 There you go.

01:01:37.000 So first off, I want to ask you, Smooth Manny, our Jocko correspondent.

01:01:39.000 Point that gun away from me. 0.70

01:01:40.000 Do you take extreme ownership over your lateness?

01:01:43.000 I do.

01:01:44.000 And your hair is also wet, so I imagine there was a rushed shower.

01:01:44.000 Yeah.

01:01:47.000 It was.

01:01:48.000 You weren't up at 434 this morning, were you?

01:01:50.000 I have to be honest.

01:01:56.000 I was late.

01:01:57.000 I was up at 4.45.

01:02:00.000 That's called a humble brag and a lie.

01:02:03.000 You weren't up at 4.45 so you had to take a shower three minutes ago.

01:02:06.000 Smooth Manny, every time you don't wake up at 4.30, Jocko eats a puppy.

01:02:11.000 That's true.

01:02:13.000 And, you know, the terrorists win.

01:02:15.000 That's the main thing.

01:02:17.000 They definitely win.

01:02:18.000 I don't think he'd be none too happy, by the way, of you lying right now, but it's okay.

01:02:22.000 We're going to have, by the way, our Jocko correspondent at the end of the month do a Jocko roast, I believe.

01:02:26.000 We'll write the material, but you will have to read it as per your contractual obligation.

01:02:30.000 So, Jocko correspondent, Smooth Manny.

01:02:33.000 For people who don't know, I've never met a bigger Jocko fan.

01:02:36.000 Frankly, I would write his letter of recommendation to go work for Jocko, because I think it would be happier.

01:02:41.000 Though, we all know, extreme ownership, not extreme pay.

01:02:46.000 So, you've been following him.

01:02:48.000 What has Jocko been up to recently?

01:02:51.000 First of all, before we continue, we should check in with Jocko just to make sure that he is indeed getting after it.

01:02:58.000 I believe we have an order of Jocko indeed getting after it.

01:03:01.000 We have an order of Jocko indeed getting after it.

01:03:04.000 So for 14, you said 444 is when you got out?

01:03:07.000 445.

01:03:08.000 445.

01:03:09.000 So for 13 minutes, was it 13?

01:03:13.000 I didn't see that.

01:03:14.000 That was 31?

01:03:15.000 I don't know.

01:03:16.000 I can't do math because it wasn't included.

01:03:17.000 Jocko didn't have a chapter on that.

01:03:18.000 He didn't.

01:03:19.000 Either way, he got ahead of you and you can't make up that gap.

01:03:21.000 No, I can't.

01:03:22.000 So you've been getting after it.

01:03:24.000 Yes.

01:03:25.000 So what has he, again, it's always, see last time I thought I was prepared and then when

01:03:29.000 I left I was like, oh man, I forgot to mention all these other stuff the chakras 0.99

01:03:32.000 Okay, well mention it.

01:03:33.000 What is he not doing?

01:03:34.000 So first thing, he's got two more podcasts.

01:03:34.000 Right.

01:03:37.000 Really? 0.98

01:03:37.000 And we got overlays, we got the Way of the Warrior Kid podcast, that is for if you're a parent and you don't want, you know, You don't want your kid to listen to Jocko podcast because it's a little bit heavy, but you don't want your kid to be, you know, weak and pathetic. 0.98

01:03:50.000 Right. 0.92

01:03:51.000 Way of the Warrior Kid is the way to go.

01:03:52.000 So he has two more podcasts.

01:03:53.000 Way of the Warrior Kid is for kids, and also the grounded podcast, that is Jiu Jitsu.

01:04:01.000 Okay, so two more, and he produces all this himself.

01:04:03.000 So he's like the Oprah Winfrey for Dudley Do-Right Look-A-Likes.

01:04:08.000 That is correct.

01:04:10.000 I just pick references that I know you won't possibly be able to catch because of his upbringing in Colombia. 0.99

01:04:16.000 If I were to reference Shakira's B-sides, he'd be like, you shut your filthy mouth. 0.98

01:04:23.000 I have full faith in what you're saying, so you are correct. 0.99

01:04:25.000 Well, you shouldn't.

01:04:27.000 It's a bad plan.

01:04:28.000 But you should take extreme ownership over what I say, in case Jaco's watching.

01:04:32.000 You have some questions there, Audio Wade, about Jaco, right?

01:04:35.000 I think he does have something else going on, right?

01:04:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:37.000 The Echelon Front?

01:04:39.000 Correct.

01:04:39.000 Yeah, tell us about that.

01:04:40.000 So that's the other thing.

01:04:41.000 Obviously, because of quarantine, these are his leadership base.

01:04:46.000 I mean, it's a leadership company.

01:04:48.000 Since you can't meet with people right now, they have online training.

01:04:51.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:52.000 So sign up online.

01:04:55.000 It's $34.99 to sign up and then $12.99 every month after.

01:04:58.000 And you get a full leadership training by the Echelon Front.

01:05:01.000 I will be sure to schedule that after the virus is over, because then I can cancel it without financial penalty.

01:05:01.000 Okay.

01:05:09.000 What else?

01:05:11.000 Brief us on everything else going on with Giacomo.

01:05:14.000 Before I brief you on the last thing, I did do some research.

01:05:18.000 It's not bat news, but it is news. 0.90

01:05:21.000 Bat news? 0.98

01:05:21.000 Are you saying bat news? 0.98

01:05:22.000 Well, because this is the one season of American history where both could be relevant.

01:05:28.000 No, no, just with a D.

01:05:30.000 Bad.

01:05:31.000 So, sleep deprivation drops your melatonin.

01:05:36.000 Melatonin does cure hair loss.

01:05:39.000 And we have exhibit A of the effects of sleep deprivation and waking up early.

01:05:46.000 Let me see this.

01:05:46.000 Do we have it?

01:05:47.000 I think I can guess where it's going.

01:05:48.000 I don't think he's going to like it.

01:05:49.000 But I think I can guess where it's going.

01:05:51.000 And I don't think he's going to like it.

01:05:54.000 Do we have it?

01:05:56.000 No? Do we have it?

01:05:57.000 Yeah.

01:05:58.000 Oh! 0.60

01:05:59.000 Wow!

01:06:00.000 Wow, that first picture, that's a Hollister ad.

01:06:03.000 You should still get after it, but you should know about the effects.

01:06:08.000 I don't think that Jocko is bald, though.

01:06:09.000 I think he just shaved.

01:06:10.000 Yeah, I think he just shaved.

01:06:10.000 Is he bald?

01:06:11.000 I think he probably committed to the bald.

01:06:13.000 I don't know.

01:06:13.000 See, what none of you realize is that he wakes up at 4.33, goes back to bed at 5.33, and just sleeps until the next day.

01:06:20.000 That's why he's got all the hair.

01:06:21.000 But unfortunately, sleep does not reverse male pattern cleftness.

01:06:26.000 So listen, let's be honest.

01:06:30.000 He has a head that pulls it off.

01:06:31.000 I can tease, but I would just look like a cancer patient.

01:06:35.000 So that was just my personal research.

01:06:37.000 That's not the last.

01:06:38.000 The last thing is they do have a new mask.

01:06:40.000 See, I have the Old Matt.

01:06:41.000 You have the 1.0.

01:06:42.000 They have a 2.0?

01:06:42.000 Yep.

01:06:43.000 Look at that!

01:06:43.000 Delta!

01:06:44.000 From Origin, Maine.

01:06:46.000 It's made from denim.

01:06:48.000 Why?

01:06:49.000 I don't know. 0.93

01:06:51.000 Hopefully not the butt.

01:06:51.000 I trust it.

01:06:53.000 I would imagine that's bad for condensation.

01:06:55.000 Because even though I've set all my swimming records in denim, it's not ideal.

01:07:01.000 I was able to counterbalance it by sheer athletic ability.

01:07:04.000 That's amazing.

01:07:04.000 But, you know, the moisture.

01:07:06.000 Well, I saw this being spread on the interwebs, and apparently Dr. Anthony Fauci tried on the Delta new mask.

01:07:13.000 Really?

01:07:14.000 Yes, he did.

01:07:14.000 Oh, look at that!

01:07:15.000 And I believe that is an accurate quote.

01:07:17.000 That is not a quote at all.

01:07:18.000 We do not want to be legally liable.

01:07:21.000 You know what, I think the Jocko will be very disappointed in you, but we'll keep having you back because there aren't many people who can come live in studio.

01:07:27.000 Alright, Smooth Manny, this has been our Jocko correspondent.

01:07:29.000 Thanks for keeping us updated.

01:07:31.000 I wish I loved anything as much as Jacko loves convincing everyone that he's Macho.

01:07:46.000 Ah!

01:07:47.000 He doesn't need to convince anyone, he just is. 0.55

01:07:51.000 That guy oozes testosterone.

01:07:53.000 So, another story that I guess we should get to here is not coronavirus related.

01:07:58.000 Have you guys been following Joe Biden?

01:08:00.000 I saw this last night, actually. 0.99

01:08:03.000 By this you mean that he raped people. 0.97

01:08:06.000 Yeah, what are you talking about, Gerald? 0.99

01:08:09.000 Have you been following the story of Joe Biden raping people? 0.92

01:08:12.000 I have. 0.52

01:08:14.000 What about you?

01:08:15.000 Question of the day. 0.97

01:08:15.000 Have you read and or heard about Joe Biden's long-standing history of raping people I want to know. So here's something that's 0.97

01:08:25.000 really interesting to me is the New York Times they deleted tweets after this outcry

01:08:29.000 over the framing of this sort of report on an allegation against Joe Biden and here's the thing they

01:08:32.000 removed they edited the article the New York Times we can bring that back up removing any

01:08:36.000 references to past sexual assaults right which were originally included. Wow.

01:08:40.000 This is what's crazy, is they were writing this up to try and say, well, hold on, there's

01:08:40.000 Wow.

01:08:40.000 Yeah.

01:08:43.000 no credibility here, we don't know if there's anything true, and then they went back and

01:08:47.000 retroactively removed all the references to the sexual assaults, which of course have

01:08:52.000 been referenced beforehand, and are no surprise to anyone who's ever seen, just gone into

01:08:56.000 any website that stores gifts and type in Joe Biden, you're like, oh, rape!

01:09:00.000 It's almost a constant.

01:09:02.000 Yeah.

01:09:02.000 It's like the through line of the Joe Biden.

01:09:05.000 You shouldn't be surprised at this point.

01:09:06.000 You really shouldn't.

01:09:07.000 And then here's another one about the New York Times.

01:09:09.000 So you know his accusers come forward.

01:09:10.000 Tara, Tara Reid, not to be confused with the other Tara Reid.

01:09:14.000 Not the midriff lady. 0.99

01:09:15.000 She commits the sexual assault often, not Tara Reid. 0.97

01:09:19.000 She does.

01:09:20.000 That's because she can't be held liable because it's the drugs.

01:09:24.000 So Tara Reade, R-E-A-D, like Duane Reade for those who are New York City pharmacy enthusiasts.

01:09:30.000 That's me.

01:09:31.000 Oh my gosh.

01:09:36.000 It's a genre of people.

01:09:37.000 The small, small segment.

01:09:40.000 The New York Times clarified that she could be imprisoned for filing a police report if she was lying.

01:09:44.000 Reed said she filed the report to give herself an additional degree of safety from potential threats.

01:09:44.000 Ms.

01:09:48.000 And then it just says, filing a false police report may be punishable by a fine and imprisonment.

01:09:53.000 He's the guy we're stuck with at the DNC.

01:09:57.000 Can you hear the intonation of my voice? 0.99

01:10:01.000 What if she was raped?

01:10:03.000 That's absolutely an appeal to fear.

01:10:06.000 She's doing more right now than the Kavanaugh accusers.

01:10:11.000 She's actually taking the steps and trying to go through the proper legal channels.

01:10:17.000 I'm sure that they actually said to Blasey Ford, like you said, that she could also be In trouble if she filed a false report. 0.93

01:10:23.000 I'm sure we'll find that New York Times story with it right after she filed a police report.

01:10:27.000 Christine Blasey Ford, are you sure that you weren't dressed like Tara Reade, Circa Josie and the Pussycats and perhaps asking for it?

01:10:37.000 You could go to fashion prison!

01:10:40.000 Oh my gosh.

01:10:42.000 It really does not take these people long to contradict themselves with all of these stories.

01:10:46.000 I mean, we knew this was going to happen.

01:10:47.000 It had happened before, and it took, what, five minutes for them to go, well, but it's Joe Biden.

01:10:52.000 You know what I appreciated most about it?

01:10:52.000 He's the only one left.

01:10:55.000 That he, well, I don't even want to make my joke.

01:10:57.000 Watch.

01:11:00.000 I realized it was going to be about a joke. 0.98

01:11:01.000 It was going to be a Joe Biden is a creepy rapist joke, but then I realized in my head that it could come out as though I was a supporter of creepy rape joke. 0.96

01:11:08.000 There are very few times that you stop yourself mid-swing. 0.97

01:11:11.000 I'll tell you after air.

01:11:13.000 So is the speech open?

01:11:16.000 I mean, thank you, I didn't say that.

01:11:19.000 Seriously, it was so bad.

01:11:20.000 Go.

01:11:21.000 Is how openly biased the New York Times is.

01:11:26.000 I just love how it pulls back the curtain on them, right?

01:11:28.000 The way that they reported Brett Kavanaugh, regardless of how you feel about the facts,

01:11:31.000 right?

01:11:32.000 It's all about how you present the story.

01:11:34.000 And they presented it one way, which is believe it all, believe it all, believe it all.

01:11:38.000 Don't look into it.

01:11:39.000 Don't test it.

01:11:40.000 Believe it.

01:11:40.000 Right.

01:11:40.000 Oh, they're bringing it up right now.

01:11:41.000 Yeah.

01:11:42.000 When it comes the other way.

01:11:44.000 Keep that up. 1.00

01:11:45.000 Having a penis thrust in your face at a drunken party may seem like harmless fun, but when Brett Kavanaugh did it to her, Deborah Ramirez says, it confirmed that she didn't belong at Yale in the first place. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Actually, it turns out it was her transcripts. 1.00

01:11:55.000 Oh my gosh. 1.00

01:11:58.000 Yes.

01:11:58.000 They said, oh, wait, you're Deborah Ramirez.

01:12:00.000 No, no, we were looking for Debbie Hernandez.

01:12:03.000 We read the wrong transcript.

01:12:05.000 Man. 1.00

01:12:06.000 There's nothing new with Brett Kavanaugh's penis in my face? 1.00

01:12:08.000 No. 1.00

01:12:08.000 Well, that didn't happen. 1.00

01:12:09.000 No.

01:12:10.000 Oh.

01:12:10.000 And no mention of the penalties for filing a false plea.

01:12:13.000 Right.

01:12:13.000 Filing a false plea.

01:12:14.000 That one was way more graphic, too.

01:12:15.000 You know, we'll keep looking for that.

01:12:16.000 I'm sure they included it.

01:12:17.000 I know that they would.

01:12:18.000 Oh, please.

01:12:18.000 And by the way, I'm not saying that I immediately believed Tara Reid.

01:12:22.000 No, of course not.

01:12:23.000 But let me change it, OK?

01:12:24.000 Let me change the context.

01:12:25.000 Believe all women.

01:12:26.000 Right now I believe in due process, I believe in justice.

01:12:29.000 And so in this case I think that if Tara Reade is coming out, obviously she needs to prove

01:12:33.000 it, she's filed a police report, that's the right step.

01:12:34.000 I don't think she should be condemned for filing a police report if she has evidence.

01:12:38.000 However, if someone came out and said, Joe Biden didn't rape me, but he did commit what

01:12:43.000 I consider sexual assault.

01:12:45.000 Now, by the standards of, if a man ever makes you feel sexually uncomfortable and you've asked him to stop, and he doesn't, it's sexual assault.

01:12:50.000 And the woman says, I believe that Joe Biden has committed sexual assault against me, New York Times.

01:12:54.000 They say, what did he do?

01:12:56.000 She says, well, he sniffed me repeatedly when I was 12.

01:13:00.000 And they said, do you have any proof?

01:13:01.000 Go to giphy.com and just search Joe Biden.

01:13:05.000 And there's exhibit A, B, C, D. There's also a video where I have a hot mic.

01:13:09.000 They're like, don't do that.

01:13:10.000 And he says, come on, don't spoil it.

01:13:12.000 So in other words, there's far more proof of Joe Biden sexually assaulting or at least treating women in a way that would make them uncomfortable than we have ever had of Brett Kavanaugh.

01:13:22.000 I'm not saying that any of that should be rape.

01:13:23.000 And I don't think that Brett Kavanaugh committed any rape because most of the women, Christine Blasey Ford notwithstanding, Retract it and say, ah, probably didn't happen.

01:13:31.000 And then there was no corroboration for Christine Blasey Ford.

01:13:34.000 And that may end up being the same thing with Tara Reade. 0.98

01:13:36.000 But there's, look at that, right there.

01:13:37.000 So in other words, if that woman comes forward.

01:13:39.000 You ain't lying.

01:13:40.000 Yeah, right here, just go there.

01:13:41.000 Giphy.com, yeah.

01:13:41.000 Any one of those women could come forward and say sexual assault, not rape, and there would be more proof than any sexual misconduct or any unbecoming conduct that Brett Kavanaugh had ever committed.

01:13:55.000 I don't even know how with a straight... Fair?

01:13:56.000 Does anyone disagree?

01:13:57.000 I agree a hundred percent, but I don't know how with a straight face with all of that evidence that you, in the media, you just go, well that's different.

01:14:02.000 Yeah.

01:14:03.000 How do you, I mean really, how do you have any integrity at all?

01:14:05.000 Could you imagine if during the trial someone rolled out, like the old VHS TV like you had in grade school, and it was just like, Your Honor, we don't have proof, or, well I guess I don't know exactly what it was.

01:14:17.000 Did they do a trial, or was it just a Senate hearing?

01:14:18.000 It was a Senate hearing.

01:14:19.000 Yeah, it was a Senate hearing.

01:14:21.000 They go, alright, ladies and gentlemen, Of the chamber of places.

01:14:25.000 I forget the formalities that they have to use.

01:14:28.000 Of the Senate.

01:14:29.000 Senators.

01:14:30.000 Z's. 0.94

01:14:32.000 Hello.

01:14:33.000 What I'm about to show you is not proof positive of Christine Blasey's accusations, which have yet to be corroborated, of gang rape.

01:14:42.000 But I do believe that it is proof of sexual misconduct on Brett Kavanaugh's part, which should be taken into account.

01:14:50.000 And they click play and it's just Brett Kavanaugh with a young girl and he's just going... That would have been played on CNN on a loop like a morphine drip!

01:15:07.000 Non-stop.

01:15:09.000 Let alone if you had a biker chick in his lap. 1.00

01:15:11.000 They'd have quad boxes talking about it, analyzing it. 0.98

01:15:13.000 People would say, we don't have any proof, but this is enough that he's a creep.

01:15:16.000 Or the guy gets close to one girl, I can't remember, and the girl goes away from him.

01:15:19.000 Yeah, they clearly don't like him.

01:15:21.000 Oh my gosh, it's just the weirdest thing. 0.99

01:15:23.000 Yeah, and I don't know that it makes Joe Biden a rapist.

01:15:25.000 I don't know that he committed this.

01:15:26.000 But I do think he's the kind of guy who doesn't respect appropriate boundaries.

01:15:31.000 And in the era of the MeToo movement, look at that.

01:15:34.000 Look at that.

01:15:34.000 Look, she's literally like, no, no, no.

01:15:36.000 Look at that.

01:15:37.000 And his hand on her arm.

01:15:38.000 Yeah, look.

01:15:39.000 She's pulling a Sugar Ray Leonard.

01:15:40.000 She's bobbing and weaving.

01:15:41.000 She's like, oh, oh, filly roll. 1.00

01:15:42.000 I don't like that shit. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Let me go. 1.00

01:15:43.000 Come on back. 1.00

01:15:44.000 And then he's like, oh, he's going in.

01:15:45.000 You know, he's flicking that jab with his tongue out.

01:15:47.000 They're like, bleh, bleh, bleh.

01:15:49.000 There you go.

01:15:52.000 Yikes.

01:15:53.000 I got my Mortal Kombat face mask characters confused.

01:15:57.000 This is the guy you guys want?

01:15:59.000 So I will tell you, I don't think he's a racist.

01:16:00.000 No, I don't either.

01:16:01.000 But if they're gonna set the standard, they have to play by it.

01:16:03.000 Yes.

01:16:03.000 And they set the standard, we beat it, now they have to play by it.

01:16:06.000 Yep.

01:16:07.000 That's all I'm saying.

01:16:07.000 What do you think as a lawyer?

01:16:10.000 I think that Joe has not raped anyone. 0.94

01:16:12.000 I do think he's super creepy. 0.94

01:16:14.000 And if you support Joe for president, you support allowing him to sniff all of your children.

01:16:20.000 He is president.

01:16:21.000 He gets to do that.

01:16:22.000 It's in his contract.

01:16:23.000 It is in his contract.

01:16:24.000 Do you know how many children he's gonna see?

01:16:26.000 Yes!

01:16:27.000 Could you imagine if on 9-11 it was Joe Biden in that kindergarten?

01:16:30.000 Shaking hands, kissing babies.

01:16:31.000 Mr. President, we need to talk to you.

01:16:33.000 He would be pushing the agents away saying, no, no, no, I just got a few more to smell.

01:16:36.000 Emergency?

01:16:38.000 Okay, just two more.

01:16:39.000 Just two more.

01:16:39.000 He would say, it's fine.

01:16:40.000 I need four more minutes to smell the kids and wait. 0.91

01:16:42.000 Oh, this is a scratch and sniff.

01:16:43.000 I need eight minutes.

01:16:44.000 I need eight minutes.

01:16:45.000 I have to finish this.

01:16:46.000 There's a Dexter's Lab scratch and sniff.

01:16:48.000 I'm willing to bet that Deedee is scrumptious. 1.00

01:16:52.000 I had a Dexter's Lab scratch.

01:16:55.000 It seemed like an odd reference to pull out.

01:16:56.000 It did.

01:16:57.000 Yeah, it is.

01:16:58.000 By the way, okay, we're gonna have to go here really quick and come back to your best chats really soon.

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01:17:17.000 And before we come back to read your best chats, it is time for actually a great friend of the show.

01:17:22.000 Canada's on lockdown.

01:17:23.000 They're giving out fines right now.

01:17:25.000 They're very severe.

01:17:27.000 Pantelis is our favorite Greek.

01:17:29.000 And right now, what is Pantelis talking about this week?

01:17:31.000 Joe Biden.

01:17:32.000 Oh, that's right.

01:17:33.000 He has a story about Joe Biden.

01:17:34.000 Now it's time for Pantelis, the Greek tells stories.

01:17:41.000 Look, I'm not a scientist, so I don't know what we need to fight the coronavirus, but I'll tell you what we want.

01:17:45.000 More Joe Biden coronavirus updates.

01:17:47.000 That's what we want.

01:17:48.000 We want this guy coughing and touching his face, possibly arguing with a bath towel in the distance, dropping the n-bomb. 0.92

01:17:55.000 We need this guy giving us all our coronavirus updates, all right?

01:17:58.000 It's the most entertaining thing ever.

01:18:00.000 We need Joe, but perhaps maybe a nine-year-old.

01:18:02.000 Put a nine-year-old close to him, like a cute nine-year-old, not a disheveled one, and let him go.

01:18:06.000 See where that takes us.

01:18:07.000 Joe Biden, 2020.

01:18:14.000 That shouldn't be included on this show.

01:18:16.000 I'm so glad that my half-Asian lawyer couldn't be less interested.

01:18:19.000 He was reading something on his phone and missed that entire segment.

01:18:21.000 Thank you.

01:18:22.000 It's good.

01:18:22.000 Don't go back and watch it.

01:18:23.000 Can I ask you one quick thing?

01:18:26.000 When you guys did the intro Thursday— With you, it's never quick.

01:18:27.000 It's never quick, that's right.

01:18:28.000 The intro Thursday, I can't get it out of my head.

01:18:31.000 What intro Thursday?

01:18:32.000 The intro Thursday, when you get sick because you live in New York City.

01:18:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:36.000 Amazingly well done.

01:18:38.000 Thank you.

01:18:38.000 That was fantastic, but I can't get it out of my head.

01:18:40.000 I've never heard Gerald compliment anything on this show.

01:18:42.000 He compliments everything.

01:18:43.000 It is strange.

01:18:44.000 I just kept singing it for hours and then I was confused if that was Wade who sang it or not.

01:18:47.000 You two have a weird love-hate relationship that we need to work out.

01:18:50.000 Look, I'm gonna tell you right now, it's just because I'm jealous of Gerald's square jaw.

01:18:55.000 He does have a square jaw.

01:18:56.000 Look at my moose face.

01:18:57.000 Yeah, but you have the hairline of a chimpanzee.

01:19:00.000 You do.

01:19:01.000 So you give and take.

01:19:02.000 You will never go bald.

01:19:04.000 I don't think you'll ever go bald.

01:19:04.000 You'll be one of those Asians with just... Look at how long it is.

01:19:07.000 It really is.

01:19:07.000 It's luscious.

01:19:08.000 Unfortunately, when you cut your hair short, it just spikes out.

01:19:11.000 Oh, it is.

01:19:12.000 It does.

01:19:13.000 But then I look like a baby chimpanzee.

01:19:15.000 Right.

01:19:16.000 Oh, there we go.

01:19:17.000 They're much cuter.

01:19:18.000 Yeah.

01:19:19.000 Adorable.

01:19:20.000 Yeah.

01:19:21.000 Like one of those where it's riding the mom like a backpack.

01:19:22.000 Yeah.

01:19:23.000 Exactly.

01:19:24.000 Just don't start throwing your feces, okay?

01:19:25.000 Too late. 0.58

01:19:26.000 He more so throws his verbal feces and you catch it. 0.75

01:19:27.000 He does. 0.85

01:19:28.000 Right on the punim.

01:19:29.000 All right.

01:19:29.000 We do have to get going tonight.

01:19:30.000 We're going to do a Mass Monday addressing Rhett and Link, and the idea is, is there a biblical basis to be brand-friendly and to want to be popular with the cool crowd, or any crowd, really?

01:19:41.000 Is that a biblical principle, to be polite and to be brand-friendly?

01:19:44.000 We'll talk about that.

01:19:45.000 We love Rhett and Link.

01:19:46.000 The producer can leave her, but I love her, too.

01:19:49.000 Her words, I mean.

01:19:50.000 That'll be tonight, and of course, again, Wednesday morning.

01:19:54.000 We'll be back with Good Morning Mug Club.

01:19:55.000 Now it's time for your best chats.

01:19:57.000 Let's hear them.

01:19:57.000 Yeah, so we have this from Nash Z. It says it's for Quarter Black Garrett, but we can all probably weigh in.

01:20:02.000 Do you think that Pelosi looks like Emperor Palpatine?

01:20:05.000 Yes.

01:20:06.000 Oh, a nerd question.

01:20:07.000 Yes or no question.

01:20:07.000 That is a nerd question.

01:20:08.000 That is a yes.

01:20:09.000 Really?

01:20:09.000 How so?

01:20:10.000 Oh, it's all the wrinkly skin. 1.00

01:20:12.000 She has kind of like this, like a... She is his mother.

01:20:15.000 Of course they look alike.

01:20:16.000 She's the pre-Palpatine. 0.89

01:20:17.000 She's the pre-Palpatine. 0.89

01:20:19.000 What kind of question is that?

01:20:19.000 Of course the son looks like the mom.

01:20:21.000 And in San Francisco there will be shitting in the street. 0.99

01:20:26.000 Where are your wet wipes now? 0.87

01:20:29.000 Why is every revelation in Star Wars that two people are related?

01:20:33.000 That's true.

01:20:34.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:20:35.000 Plot twist! 0.99

01:20:36.000 Someone had sex with someone! 1.00

01:20:39.000 Turns out they all just live on a compound together. 1.00

01:20:41.000 They're all in a mental institution.

01:20:43.000 That's a fair question.

01:20:44.000 You find it interesting?

01:20:46.000 Next one is from Andrew.

01:20:48.000 What do you think some of the permanent fallout slash changes will be from this?

01:20:53.000 I'm assuming he's talking about COVID.

01:20:55.000 I'm assuming he's talking about COVID.

01:20:56.000 I don't know.

01:20:56.000 He could have been talking about Oblizy Palpatine.

01:20:58.000 Maybe he's joking.

01:21:00.000 I doubt there's a lot of concern about the Palpatine revelation.

01:21:06.000 He sent that in really quickly.

01:21:09.000 Yeah, super topical question.

01:21:11.000 I will say, though, actually, I've spoken with some economists, actually some of them sort of through the grapevine, one of whom is a good friend of Dr. Choi, and they say that long-term, because the fundamentals were so sound here in the United States, and because we'll probably also bring some more manufacturing back, but not before.

01:21:26.000 If we had tried to do this before, it would just be, should be made in America, and we

01:21:29.000 wouldn't have actually taken into account what we need to do as far as international

01:21:34.000 trade agreements to make sure that we can be competitive and it's not an even playing

01:21:37.000 field, in which case you just end up with unionized American workers, and it's more

01:21:39.000 expensive for, frankly, crappier merchandise a lot of the time.

01:21:43.000 And we are looking into American manufacturers for mugs.

01:21:45.000 Some people have reached out, but beforehand they chipped.

01:21:51.000 They couldn't actually be hand-etched.

01:21:52.000 They weren't good quality.

01:21:54.000 So, uh, we have Americans hand-paint, hand-etch these mugs, but they do, uh, come from China.

01:21:58.000 We're looking for a place in the United States, and we're looking through a few brands.

01:22:00.000 That being said, I do think that since the fundamentals were sound, we are probably going to move forward.

01:22:04.000 There was required – we all said one foot in, one foot out of sort of the big tech boom

01:22:09.000 after this in the sense that like there's pretty clearly an economy pre-industrial revolution,

01:22:14.000 post-industrial revolution.

01:22:15.000 If you go before that sort of pre-agricultural revolution where you had sort of like nomadic

01:22:18.000 and agrarian societies and you see how that changed once we crossed over.

01:22:22.000 And we haven't always found the best way to balance and this is where sort of Tucker

01:22:27.000 Carlson's populism appeals to a lot of Americans whereas the more wonky libertarian like the

01:22:32.000 the Thomas Sowell's of the world see automation as something that frees up Americans to do

01:22:36.000 But at a certain point, there almost can be no jobs left.

01:22:39.000 So it will be interesting after this, I think everyone is going to do a gut check, say, how can we actually strengthen the American economy?

01:22:45.000 Look at supporting our American workers first.

01:22:48.000 And what do we do to ensure that automation and technology serves the best interests of the American people at large, rather than hampering them?

01:22:56.000 And I think the natural cycle would do that, where technology ultimately is a boon.

01:23:00.000 But I do think that people weren't necessarily looking at it through that lens.

01:23:04.000 And so I think that long term, this has forced us to look back at our priorities.

01:23:09.000 And hopefully, hopefully, this shakeup will cause us to be more prepared for the kind

01:23:14.000 of entry.

01:23:15.000 Yeah.

01:23:16.000 And even even outside of the political realm, I've heard lots of folks say that they've

01:23:18.000 enjoyed homeschooling their kids, which was a surprise to them.

01:23:22.000 So there very well may be a boom in homeschooling, homeschool curriculum. 1.00

01:23:26.000 I used to think my kid was an asshole! 1.00

01:23:28.000 No, he was just parroting your teacher! 1.00

01:23:33.000 My kid used to hate my kid.

01:23:35.000 He'd come home, call me racist, say I was a tool of the patriarchy.

01:23:38.000 Now he's just like, can I have some chocolate milk?

01:23:39.000 I say, alright!

01:23:42.000 But he's also been saying some weirdly racist things, so I think maybe I am a racist?

01:23:46.000 I don't know, it's possible.

01:23:48.000 Yeah, that's a good point, too.

01:23:49.000 On the medical front, we'll actually take these things a little bit more seriously.

01:23:52.000 Like flu season, we'll wash our hands better, we'll be better about touching and bringing stuff to older people. 1.00

01:23:56.000 I think this, if nothing else, medically, has taught me not so much about COVID, but that the flu should be taken more seriously than this.

01:24:02.000 Much more seriously, yeah.

01:24:02.000 The flu is actually pretty bad.

01:24:04.000 Yeah.

01:24:04.000 My wife was talking about it.

01:24:05.000 She's like, you guys are ridiculous. 1.00

01:24:06.000 You don't wash your hands. 1.00

01:24:07.000 And cause she knows what the flu can do to you.

01:24:09.000 She sees it, you know, in work.

01:24:11.000 And so I think that'll help us out a lot.

01:24:12.000 We'll also be much better prepared for when the real thing comes.

01:24:15.000 Like when, when a 10 or 15% mortality rate virus starts spreading, we'll know what to do a lot better than we know.

01:24:23.000 No, it's not nothing.

01:24:25.000 I think the educational change is going to be big, but not just at one school.

01:24:28.000 I mean, I think even high schools and colleges about what's important, what do you need to teach.

01:24:33.000 You know, look, we've been forced to do a lot of things remotely that you wouldn't have otherwise done before.

01:24:39.000 And so I think, are the restaurants going to boom back?

01:24:41.000 It's really unfortunate.

01:24:42.000 There's a number of great businesses that are suffering and will not make it through the end of this.

01:24:46.000 And so of course that's terrible.

01:24:49.000 And I know that at the end of that though, you're going to see a boom from people who want to go out

01:24:54.000 and enjoy those things.

01:24:55.000 But you're right.

01:24:56.000 I think there's one great example, even in Texas, of a PPE manufacturer who was like, hey,

01:25:01.000 how come you're not just working 24-7?

01:25:03.000 He's like, well, I can't get anyone to sign a long-term contract.

01:25:06.000 And if I want to hire people.

01:25:07.000 And not, you know, and still have them have a job in nine months from now.

01:25:11.000 Sure.

01:25:11.000 I got to have long-term contracts.

01:25:13.000 Either it's got to be the government, it's got to be states, and instead, it's been time and time again, he's ramped up before.

01:25:18.000 Right.

01:25:18.000 And then been undersold, and then people go, nope, alright, I'm out 90 days in, and they buy from China.

01:25:23.000 Right.

01:25:23.000 And we've got to realize that there are businesses here to be protected, not because of some xenophobic hatred about China or China's economy or its products, but just because If we make it here, it's closer, it's easier.

01:25:34.000 We need to maintain our readiness.

01:25:36.000 Right.

01:25:36.000 Okay, is there any more chat?

01:25:37.000 Otherwise, I have a point to wrap up.

01:25:38.000 One more chat, and then I'll wrap up with a final point.

01:25:40.000 John K. asks a question.

01:25:42.000 In pitch meetings, who is the most likely to say no to an idea?

01:25:45.000 Steven is not an acceptable answer.

01:25:47.000 Well, no, it is an acceptable answer, because I'm most likely to say no to my own idea.

01:25:50.000 That's true.

01:25:51.000 That is true.

01:25:51.000 Like what you just heard here with the joke, that was something that in pitch meeting would have... We've all heard it, and then you... And it would have been rolling down the wall like one of those sticky toys when you're a kid.

01:26:00.000 You'd be like, oh my god!

01:26:02.000 After five seconds of silence, everybody will be like, um, moving on.

01:26:05.000 And outside of that, without a doubt, audio Wade.

01:26:07.000 For sure.

01:26:09.000 Me or him.

01:26:09.000 And then he also says no to a lot of my ideas.

01:26:11.000 I'm like, I thought I employed you!

01:26:14.000 It's for this reason.

01:26:17.000 Well, I thought you were saying two things.

01:26:18.000 Okay, we do have to get going because the stream will be cut out on Blaze TV.

01:26:21.000 We had to start a little bit late.

01:26:21.000 So I will say this, too.

01:26:23.000 Two things.

01:26:24.000 On a personal level, it's also made me very confident in the sense that when I see Trevor Noah and I see... I love David Spade, for example, but I was watching his interviews with Tiger King folks.

01:26:33.000 I think he's probably the funniest of the late night hosts out there, Conan.

01:26:36.000 And I watch a 20-minute spot and I go, there's only one funny bit here.

01:26:40.000 When you remove the 20 writers, the hundreds of production crew members, it's made me feel

01:26:45.000 really good about the fact that we can compete.

01:26:47.000 We can actually do better because it doesn't have to be hundreds of millions of dollars

01:26:50.000 in a network budget or crap with an iPhone microphone without even plugging in a USB

01:26:55.000 mic. 0.59

01:26:56.000 This is an in-between.

01:26:57.000 And in that realm, if NBC, CBS, ABC have to compete on an even playing field, they can't.

01:27:02.000 And that also makes me incredibly grateful.

01:27:03.000 I will say the big change for us is that we know, and that's why you hear us joke more

01:27:07.000 about demonetization.

01:27:08.000 We'd love to be remonetized, but you guys have stepped up and supported us so much.

01:27:11.000 And not only us, but the whole Blaze network that we know will be around.

01:27:16.000 There's a lot of anxiety that's gone from me because I know that people don't have the money out there, but you still choose to support with your dollar us, and I know a lot of you haven't yet.

01:27:23.000 We just ask that you do.

01:27:25.000 We can do this for as long as people like you out there renew your memberships or do use a promo code $30 off.

01:27:31.000 It's quarantine at ladderworthcreditor.com slash mug club.

01:27:34.000 It's made me realize we have a lot of staying power, and that is because of you and the loyal audience that we have, and you're supportive, and you still hold our feet to the fire when we're wrong.

01:27:42.000 And I appreciate that.

01:27:43.000 All right, we will see you tonight with a Mass Monday and then Wednesday again.

01:27:47.000 Again!

01:27:47.000 We go!

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Louder with Crowder - April 13, 2020

Is COVID-19 Racist?! | #7 Good Morning MugClub

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