Louder with Crowder - August 20, 2026


James Talarico Cries for Convicted Murderer Karmelo Anthony


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1 hour and 6 minutes

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162.99

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10,896

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1,205


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00:00:00.000 Love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:00:04.000 And it ain't America first.
00:00:09.000 America first.
00:00:10.000 Non fatal.
00:00:12.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.
00:00:16.000 And we must do it.
00:00:17.000 Non fatal.
00:00:19.000 Communication very much higher.
00:00:22.000 America first.
00:00:23.000 To lead it by an aide.
00:00:25.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:27.000 Time to stop.
00:00:29.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:31.000 More of.
00:00:32.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:34.000 Time to stop.
00:00:36.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:38.000 America first.
00:00:40.000 Love the flow.
00:00:44.000 69.
00:00:44.000 Now it's time for new believable people.
00:00:49.000 And we must do it.
00:00:51.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:00:56.000 To lead it by an eddy, big, fat love, find common ground, to hold the spread of lies.
00:01:04.000 And we must do it.
00:01:05.000 Big fat love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:01:12.000 And it ain't America first, America first, and non fatal.
00:01:18.000 We want to build a much better believable people, and we must do it non fatal.
00:01:25.000 Communication very much higher.
00:01:28.000 America first, to lead by an it ain't.
00:01:31.000 Insiders fighting for insiders, time to stop.
00:01:35.000 Insiders fighting for insiders, more.
00:01:39.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:41.000 Time to stop.
00:01:42.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:01:45.000 America first.
00:01:47.000 Love the flow.
00:01:55.000 I hope everything turns out okay.
00:02:04.000 We empty out all the money in the cash register.
00:02:07.000 And Mr. Dopplinter, Dopplinter, Dopplinter, Dopplinter, and Mr.
00:03:34.000 And Mr. Donovan, don't you know?
00:03:48.000 Welcome to the lineup.
00:03:49.000 I wish you could have heard what Gerald just said before we were live.
00:03:54.000 Whatever is on the soundboard that you've heard, nothing as damning as what he just did.
00:03:59.000 And as soon as I could see the words leaving his mouth, he was like, I can go.
00:04:04.000 This whole row, just whole row.
00:04:07.000 I just watched like children at Christmas that whole row.
00:04:14.000 And then the horror of not recording.
00:04:16.000 Oh, no, we're not recording it!
00:04:20.000 What can you do, Gerald?
00:04:21.000 Nothing.
00:04:23.000 What is your capability?
00:04:25.000 What's your superpower?
00:04:27.000 All right, so today, look, when you hold us to it, hold us to the references today, hold us to it.
00:04:33.000 This is probably one of the funniest shows in a long time.
00:04:36.000 We've got some stuff that we're very excited about today because the world is going a little bit insane, and sometimes there's not much you can do.
00:04:42.000 You can just laugh at it.
00:04:43.000 So I don't know if you know this, but Abdul El Sayed, you know the Michigan guy?
00:04:46.000 Apparently, he's Jesus, he's black Jesus.
00:04:50.000 And I am going to play the clips.
00:04:52.000 He's both black and he's Jesus.
00:04:54.000 It's just pander and divide.
00:04:57.000 Pander and fracture.
00:04:58.000 Pander and fracture.
00:04:59.000 That's the game plan.
00:05:00.000 I don't know if you know this, but UK migrants now, like they've been coached on how to not rape before, but now they're really being coached on how to not rape.
00:05:07.000 But here's the funny thing I'm going to tell you, I'm going to, okay, I'm just giving you the prestige.
00:05:12.000 They literally have, what do you call them?
00:05:15.000 Outlines, stencils, syllabuses, syllabi.
00:05:19.000 A guidebook.
00:05:20.000 A guidebook.
00:05:21.000 And there is no crime, including if you're a Muslim migrant, a Somali migrant, and if you sexually assault a child, there is no guarantee that you go to prison.
00:05:31.000 It's still like, you might go to jail.
00:05:35.000 Let's keep that to a minimum.
00:05:37.000 We're going to read you the actual quotes.
00:05:39.000 And Tallarico Paxton, I've told you, it's not going to be close.
00:05:42.000 Do your part.
00:05:42.000 Go out and vote.
00:05:43.000 Well, he's a big Carmelo Anthony fan, Stan.
00:05:47.000 I know what you guys want to say.
00:05:48.000 He's as bad as it gets.
00:05:49.000 Woke 1.0 is nowhere near as bad as Woke 2.0.
00:05:53.000 And it is coming down the pike.
00:05:55.000 I hope you know what you're in for.
00:05:55.000 So, we're going to laugh at all of it.
00:05:57.000 Let me ask you, which one is the craziest?
00:06:00.000 Like, what do you think crystallizes the crazy the most right now?
00:06:05.000 Is it the conspiracies regarding Charlie Kirk?
00:06:07.000 Is it the left, you know, Carmelo Anthony, where it's so cut and dried at Lindsey Clancy?
00:06:11.000 Is it Hassan Piker?
00:06:12.000 Is it the DSA?
00:06:13.000 Because a lot of things right now are nuts.
00:06:16.000 Which one is the nuttiest on with the show?
00:06:21.000 Let's check your hoo ha.
00:06:23.000 Does she make those stay on?
00:06:27.000 Some kind of.
00:06:29.000 Hey, uh.
00:06:31.000 Thanks for seeing me, Doc.
00:06:32.000 Sure, I wasn't doing anything.
00:06:34.000 Right.
00:06:35.000 Well, where do I start?
00:06:36.000 I can't concentrate, you know?
00:06:38.000 It's like every mid afternoon I just hit a wall.
00:06:40.000 It's like feeling sluggish every day and constantly spacing out.
00:06:43.000 Well, that's a common malady on land.
00:06:47.000 I think you've come down with a terrible case of the old landlubber's lean.
00:06:52.000 That sounds made up.
00:06:53.000 Is that real?
00:06:53.000 Oh, it's as real as you and me, son.
00:06:56.000 I'll prove it to you.
00:06:56.000 Look.
00:06:57.000 All right.
00:06:59.000 Open wide.
00:07:01.000 Let me see the back of your blubbering fruit.
00:07:05.000 Now give me an R. Just as I suspected.
00:07:16.000 What?
00:07:16.000 You're what we call a sea batch.
00:07:18.000 No, I'm talking about some scientific.
00:07:20.000 That's what you people are all into the science.
00:07:22.000 Well, you could drink a glass of seawater with a dash of cardamom hanging upside down from the crow's nest for an hour, and that might help you stop being such a little sea batch.
00:07:31.000 Yeah, but I'm a human being, so that.
00:07:34.000 Well, there's one more, I guess.
00:07:36.000 If you walk towards the smell of a highly venomous sea urchin, you know, then you may be healed in a fortnight.
00:07:44.000 If I could just get back to my issue, I was just thinking something more along the lines of like a daily supplement or like a multivitamin.
00:07:52.000 You're what we call a narcissist.
00:07:54.000 It's all about yourself.
00:07:56.000 But there is actually.
00:07:57.000 Very punny.
00:07:58.000 I'm looking for General Health's Foundation.
00:08:00.000 It's multivitamin.
00:08:02.000 Legend says it's clinically tested and lab certified with clinical dosages of every active ingredient to give you energy and focus.
00:08:11.000 That's what it takes for you, lily livered land dwellers, to face the crow's myth, and I suppose.
00:08:18.000 I'll take the.
00:08:19.000 Okay.
00:08:19.000 Well, I don't know what lily livered means, but.
00:08:22.000 Thanks, pirate nurse.
00:08:23.000 I'm not a nurse, I'm a doctor.
00:08:24.000 Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to demote you like that.
00:08:26.000 Next time you walk in my office, try not to be such a little sea bitch.
00:08:30.000 Proven science, zero secrets.
00:08:32.000 That's your foundation.
00:08:33.000 Visit foundationdaily.com today.
00:08:36.000 Subscribe, save 40% off for life.
00:09:13.000 Oh, wait.
00:09:13.000 I didn't even do the sip.
00:09:14.000 You know what?
00:09:15.000 The first time ever.
00:09:17.000 I'm not doing it.
00:09:18.000 No.
00:09:19.000 It's Thursday chat.
00:09:20.000 Stop it.
00:09:20.000 Stop it.
00:09:21.000 There's too much good stuff to get to today.
00:09:23.000 Okay.
00:09:24.000 Well, it's not my fault.
00:09:24.000 What does Sesame Street, a self servicing bear, and black Arab Muslim Jesus have in common?
00:09:33.000 They're all on today's show.
00:09:37.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:39.000 Fantastic.
00:09:40.000 How are you?
00:09:41.000 Gosh.
00:09:41.000 You know, I'm not great, but that's also why I have low sleep because of the tearing my knee thing, which.
00:09:47.000 It kind of sucks, but it sort of makes you more fluid.
00:09:50.000 Where it's like, hey, you know what?
00:09:50.000 Whatever happened?
00:09:51.000 Hey, look, there's a self servicing bear.
00:09:54.000 You asked for it.
00:09:55.000 What do you mean, hey, look?
00:09:56.000 I know, I did.
00:09:56.000 That's right.
00:09:57.000 It was my idea.
00:09:59.000 Friday, August 28th, Film Alley, Georgetown, Texas.
00:10:03.000 All is JFirestein.com.
00:10:05.000 And you know what?
00:10:06.000 The finest of C batches.
00:10:09.000 It felt like you were talking to me.
00:10:10.000 I was talking to myself.
00:10:11.000 That wasn't part of the script.
00:10:12.000 He just called me a C batch.
00:10:14.000 And I kept doing it.
00:10:14.000 Yeah.
00:10:15.000 Yeah, but I'll be in Georgetown.
00:10:16.000 Yeah.
00:10:16.000 It's almost sold out, by the way.
00:10:17.000 So please, only a handful of tickets left.
00:10:19.000 If you buy them, they might add a second show.
00:10:21.000 August 28th.
00:10:22.000 Georgetown, Texas.
00:10:22.000 Go.
00:10:23.000 Show them that you guys, you know, yeah.
00:10:30.000 So I don't know.
00:10:30.000 I just realized the monitor did shift because we had to take some things yesterday and it just looked at me like, screw you, and went boom.
00:10:39.000 Imagine if I actually had to use like prompter, prompter.
00:10:41.000 Oh, yeah.
00:10:42.000 As opposed to notes.
00:10:44.000 I would be done.
00:10:45.000 We would have so much fun messing with you.
00:10:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:10:47.000 That would be great.
00:10:48.000 Yeah, but then I would just not read any of it and then the show would go off the rails.
00:10:51.000 So first, I want you to meet this person.
00:10:54.000 It's Khadijah.
00:10:56.000 Ahmed.
00:10:57.000 Mm hmm.
00:10:59.000 Art project entitled, This is from Khadija Ahmed, I Must Tell Your Story.
00:11:03.000 It won second place in an art competition in Texas, and they had to do this with a serious face.
00:11:10.000 The stories we are choosing to tell are stories of people who have been in the world for far too long and ignored by too many people.
00:11:18.000 So thank you so much for letting me talk here, and thank you for your time.
00:11:28.000 A golf clap.
00:11:28.000 Congratulations and thank you for a demon.
00:11:31.000 We'd love to have you come up and get a photo.
00:11:34.000 We could.
00:11:35.000 Yeah, let's postpone everything and have dead air for.
00:11:40.000 Oh, man, looks just like her mom.
00:11:43.000 She too looks like Krampus.
00:11:46.000 Are those little balls on the side?
00:11:48.000 What the hell is that?
00:11:49.000 Remember when they revealed Krampus in the robe?
00:11:51.000 Yes.
00:11:51.000 That's when.
00:11:54.000 Look, and they're all sitting there like, oh, yeah.
00:11:55.000 You know.
00:11:56.000 Totally normal.
00:11:57.000 We're all just peas in a pod.
00:11:59.000 The guy next to you doesn't want to get too close.
00:12:01.000 No, no, he doesn't.
00:12:02.000 He has no idea.
00:12:03.000 And, like, there's always.
00:12:04.000 Look, guys, I'm sorry.
00:12:08.000 At a certain point, people just go, oh, culture.
00:12:10.000 Okay, you know what?
00:12:11.000 You want to talk about kebabs, whatever?
00:12:13.000 Sure, fine.
00:12:14.000 This is not compatible.
00:12:15.000 Let me just tell you what.
00:12:16.000 Before we get to terrorism, before we get to, you know, support for killing apostates, it's incompatible with Western civilization because we use identification.
00:12:27.000 Okay?
00:12:28.000 You don't get to be here if you're the exception to ID.
00:12:32.000 That's it.
00:12:33.000 Yeah.
00:12:33.000 She looks like one of the Yip Yips from Sesame Street.
00:12:36.000 Yip Yip
00:13:02.000 Yip Yip Check all the references.
00:13:06.000 This is a real story.
00:13:08.000 And that was really her on Sesame Street.
00:13:10.000 It was, yeah.
00:13:11.000 As a child.
00:13:12.000 Here's a closer look here at her painting.
00:13:14.000 A quote from her.
00:13:15.000 She said, Being a student at Dallas College has taught me that we are meant to speak for each other and not against each other.
00:13:24.000 My piece hopefully conveys that.
00:13:28.000 It doesn't.
00:13:29.000 It's a Palestinian beach.
00:13:31.000 By the way, if you didn't know, that's what she's.
00:13:35.000 Doesn't this just make you all want to get along?
00:13:40.000 No, look at my earrings, my dangly ones.
00:13:42.000 Or not, masterpiece, by the way, not a Palestinian beach.
00:13:45.000 It'll be a Spanish beach.
00:13:47.000 Oh, jeez.
00:13:49.000 But guess who ruined it?
00:13:51.000 Guess who ruined it?
00:13:56.000 Welcome to Barcelona.
00:13:59.000 That's right.
00:13:59.000 Nice.
00:14:02.000 I am going to take a fiesta and hibernate.
00:14:06.000 Are these just going to be bear jokes?
00:14:08.000 We're going to attack you like a grizzly.
00:14:09.000 That's right.
00:14:10.000 Yes.
00:14:11.000 It's hard to say.
00:14:11.000 Grizzly.
00:14:12.000 Yeah.
00:14:13.000 He nailed it.
00:14:15.000 Nice long hibernation.
00:14:17.000 That's his master cave.
00:14:24.000 Yes.
00:14:36.000 I have more.
00:14:37.000 I know we all.
00:14:38.000 Yes, yes.
00:14:38.000 He's a gizzly bear.
00:14:39.000 Oh.
00:14:46.000 Come on.
00:14:47.000 Come on.
00:14:48.000 Okay.
00:14:48.000 If he's black, fight back.
00:14:49.000 If he's brown, you're going to pound down.
00:14:54.000 It is inevitable.
00:14:58.000 If he's white, he's all right.
00:14:59.000 He's okay.
00:15:00.000 He's okay.
00:15:02.000 He's okay.
00:15:03.000 We are not Mexican.
00:15:04.000 We are from Spain.
00:15:07.000 I'm so stupid.
00:15:11.000 Here's even stupider Abdul El Sayed, you know, that socialist who kind of tries to claim that he's not a socialist?
00:15:16.000 His mom is an actual terrorist.
00:15:18.000 Basically, I don't know if I'm going to say allegedly.
00:15:20.000 That's kind of weird.
00:15:20.000 Actually, he worked for an Al Qaeda front.
00:15:23.000 So, all this, let me just be really clear here it's pander and fracture.
00:15:26.000 That's the strategy.
00:15:27.000 Pander, fracture, pander, fracture, pander, fracture, pander, fracture, then subvert.
00:15:31.000 That's what you see with Islam anywhere across Europe.
00:15:34.000 And you have willing participants here in the United States those on the left and those on the Marxist right who want you to believe that Christians and Muslims are really just, it's a technicality.
00:15:43.000 We're very similar.
00:15:45.000 It couldn't be further from the truth.
00:15:47.000 People who believe that are either pandering, lying, fracturing, subverting, or they're quite stupid and they haven't spent any time doing their due diligence.
00:15:54.000 Enter El Sayed, who is whatever his current audience.
00:15:59.000 Or a platform needs him to be.
00:16:03.000 So in this case, he's Jesus Christ.
00:16:07.000 Obviously, Jesus was a healer and was very focused on people's bodies being redeemed.
00:16:14.000 And yet, those platforms and those policies are being named radical.
00:16:19.000 And we know that you have been referred to as a radical.
00:16:22.000 So, what do you think about that title that these things that seem to come very easily from the Christian faith that are shared in the Muslim faith?
00:16:30.000 They're not.
00:16:31.000 Like, why is that considered so radical?
00:16:34.000 Well, you know, Jesus, peace and blessings be upon him, was considered radical in his time too.
00:16:39.000 And there is a radical nature to being willing to stand forthright in a time of corruption.
00:16:50.000 Oh, you're the good guy.
00:16:51.000 I get it.
00:16:52.000 I get it.
00:16:52.000 You're radically honest and truthful.
00:16:56.000 I understand.
00:16:57.000 You have radical integrity.
00:16:59.000 Okay.
00:17:00.000 And then he goes on to say all the things that he hopes those sewing circle Christians go, yeah, yeah, isn't that great?
00:17:05.000 That sounds nice.
00:17:06.000 He says, Isn't it great that we're a Christian nation?
00:17:08.000 But boy, I wish we were faithful.
00:17:10.000 Also, by the way, Christ is not divine because I'm a Muslim.
00:17:13.000 You know, I've been told how many times by folks, well, you know, we are a Christian nation.
00:17:18.000 I'm like, That is a beautiful thing.
00:17:20.000 If only we were Christian in faith, not just in name.
00:17:24.000 And so I just deeply appreciate the opportunity to share and engage because there's so much more we share in common than we differentiate.
00:17:32.000 And we pray to the same God.
00:17:33.000 No.
00:17:34.000 We pray for the same things.
00:17:35.000 So, a couple of things.
00:17:36.000 First off, we don't pray to the same God.
00:17:37.000 You pray to a black meteorite in a box.
00:17:40.000 And you face it.
00:17:43.000 I don't care.
00:17:44.000 Okay?
00:17:45.000 And by the way, every year, like, dozens of people get trampled because too many of the followers, practitioners of the faith, you're barbarians or animals, right?
00:17:52.000 You don't even look out for your fellow men.
00:17:55.000 Second, at one point, we were a Christian Nathan.
00:17:57.000 Nathan.
00:17:58.000 Nathan.
00:17:58.000 We were a Christian Nathan before the bears.
00:18:01.000 Oh, I know Christian Nathan.
00:18:03.000 He's a lot better than devilish Nate.
00:18:05.000 That's true.
00:18:06.000 But he is too pious for me.
00:18:09.000 Everything is don't do this, don't do that.
00:18:11.000 He's no fun.
00:18:12.000 So.
00:18:13.000 We were Christian, but if we would be, you know, a Christian nation in faith, yeah.
00:18:17.000 When that happened, we created leathernecks and fought Muslims and understood that they were the pre.
00:18:24.000 A Christian nation, faithfully, hope you don't mind some new crusades.
00:18:30.000 That's what Christian nations do.
00:18:31.000 Wait, what's the greatest threat?
00:18:32.000 Oh, the people trying to kill all Christians?
00:18:35.000 Ah, put on your armor of God.
00:18:37.000 Yeah.
00:18:38.000 And look out for these people, the progression Christian podcast, whatever the hell this thing is.
00:18:43.000 Right.
00:18:43.000 We do not pray to the same God.
00:18:45.000 The next question used to be like, oh, hey, by the way, what do you guys think about the divinity of Christ?
00:18:48.000 Like you mentioned just a second ago.
00:18:49.000 Oh, by the way, talk to me about the attributes of Allah and compare that to the God of the Bible and tell me that they're the same.
00:18:56.000 Okay, they're not.
00:18:56.000 You're just pandering to everybody, and these people are facilitating it.
00:18:59.000 Gotcha.
00:19:00.000 Okay, that's what Christians should do, right?
00:19:02.000 Let me give you an example because people will say, well, and Jews are much further apart than Muslims from Christians.
00:19:07.000 Okay, let's just grant that for the sake of argument.
00:19:10.000 All right?
00:19:10.000 And I think they're equally far because what's exclusive.
00:19:15.000 What's most notable to our faith, what's foundational, is that Jesus Christ, right, the Holy Trinity is divine.
00:19:20.000 He is the only way to salvation is through Jesus Christ.
00:19:23.000 They don't believe that.
00:19:24.000 Muslims don't believe that.
00:19:25.000 Jews don't believe that.
00:19:26.000 But right now, across this country, would you expect a synagogue to talk about Jesus and say, and yeah, by the way, we do believe in Jesus, all of it, except for, or would you not expect them to be preaching about Jesus?
00:19:39.000 Okay, let me ask you this.
00:19:40.000 You're sitting in church right now, this Sunday, and you have a pastor, preacher.
00:19:45.000 Your priest goes up and says, by the way, and I also really want to let you guys know, we're all Christians, but, you know, what does that really mean?
00:19:51.000 I think we know that it's just a story and that Jesus Christ is actually not divine.
00:19:55.000 He's.
00:19:56.000 He's not God in the flesh.
00:19:57.000 He's not the son of God.
00:19:58.000 He's a prophet.
00:19:59.000 He's a good guy.
00:20:01.000 But I think the church is, you know, guys, we've gotten it wrong.
00:20:04.000 Jesus Christ is just another man.
00:20:07.000 He wasn't perfect.
00:20:08.000 He's not God.
00:20:09.000 And it's okay to say that Christianity is really just an idea, it's a fable.
00:20:13.000 What would you think?
00:20:13.000 Would you go, oh my gosh, okay, that's heresy.
00:20:16.000 That is every single mosque, that's what they teach.
00:20:21.000 Which one to you is more of a subversion of your faith, of your religion?
00:20:27.000 We're not Christians.
00:20:28.000 We don't acknowledge Christ.
00:20:30.000 We don't believe he's a fulfillment of prophecy.
00:20:32.000 I believe it's wrong.
00:20:33.000 Incorrect.
00:20:34.000 Or, hey, you know what, Christians, come along with us.
00:20:37.000 Just leave the divine Christ thing at the door.
00:20:40.000 We need a new church where Jesus is just some guy.
00:20:44.000 Comment below.
00:20:45.000 That's every single mosque.
00:20:47.000 And they are called to change every single church to what that mosque teaches.
00:20:53.000 That is their calling, it's a demand from the God they serve.
00:20:58.000 El Sayed, by the way, also didn't miss an opportunity to claim that Islam leads its believers naturally to liberalism, progressivism.
00:21:06.000 It's also silly.
00:21:08.000 We've seen a rise in progressive Muslims.
00:21:12.000 She looks like she just walked out onto a sunny ski slope without sunglasses.
00:21:17.000 In a dark room and then goes outside.
00:21:21.000 Yeah.
00:21:22.000 She's a natural blonde.
00:21:22.000 Don't worry.
00:21:23.000 Keep playing.
00:21:24.000 And winning all across the country.
00:21:27.000 There's Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar, Latifah Simon, and.
00:21:31.000 Zoran Mandawi.
00:21:32.000 They do come to mind.
00:21:33.000 And so I'm curious about what do you think Islam teaches that has led you all to adopt such socially progressive politics?
00:21:44.000 There is a saying of the Prophet, peace be upon him, which is there is, there is.
00:21:50.000 I know.
00:21:51.000 The best among you are those who are the best to God's creation.
00:21:57.000 And that is a real commandment.
00:22:01.000 Out of my faith tradition, I see the responsibility to.
00:22:06.000 Honor that by using all that I have to try and create opportunity for folks who don't have it.
00:22:12.000 And I don't, for a lot of us from our faith tradition, that notion that you're going to be asked by your creator what you did with the opportunities you had and the responsibility to be able to show and say, here's what I did.
00:22:26.000 I think that really drives a lot of us.
00:22:28.000 Well, yeah, okay.
00:22:29.000 But you only do that when the opportunity avails itself to do something with what other people have, take from them to give to other folks.
00:22:38.000 Because we all know, right?
00:22:39.000 We've talked about this.
00:22:40.000 Democrats, particularly non Christian Democrats, are the least charitable people in this country, whether they're rich or whether they're poor.
00:22:45.000 Christian conservatives, they give more.
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:47.000 They donate more, not just to church, to charity overall.
00:22:50.000 The left is an uncharitable ideology because the charity, it's that of Ebenezer Scrooge.
00:22:55.000 Are there no prisons?
00:22:56.000 Are there no poor houses?
00:22:57.000 So all of his policies involve other people's resources and what you have done with that.
00:23:02.000 But he says, I'm really called to embrace my faith and I want to show what I've done for the least among us because of my faith.
00:23:09.000 Well, if you embrace it so much, why do you hide it so?
00:23:14.000 You're going to want to not get these things in the shot.
00:23:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:17.000 I don't think we did that good.
00:23:19.000 Trying to keep the shot secular.
00:23:20.000 Yeah, pander and fracture.
00:23:22.000 It gets funnier.
00:23:24.000 Because Al Sayed, like, he doesn't do well.
00:23:26.000 He does well with, like, the sort of terrorist adjacent faction in Dearborn, those areas.
00:23:33.000 Doesn't do so well with the blacks, the colored folk.
00:23:37.000 Uh oh.
00:23:37.000 Received only 21% of the support from black voters in the primary.
00:23:42.000 It's a Democrat.
00:23:43.000 So the good news is.
00:23:45.000 That's really bad.
00:23:45.000 It's bad, but the good news is he has a solution to his black problem.
00:23:49.000 Oh.
00:23:51.000 I mean, why don't you just make it just happen there?
00:23:58.000 You do the guy.
00:24:00.000 You know, there's been an effort, I think, to divide people against each other.
00:24:09.000 And unfortunately, you see that, the consequence of that, to tell us that some group or another group have to be counterposed because there's not enough for all of us.
00:24:18.000 I am Arab, I'm also African.
00:24:20.000 My family immigrated to this country from Egypt.
00:24:22.000 I'm proud of my African heritage.
00:24:25.000 Okay.
00:24:27.000 We get it.
00:24:28.000 It's technically true.
00:24:30.000 Fuck.
00:24:31.000 It's like an Indian going to a Japanese, like, I'm just like you.
00:24:36.000 No.
00:24:36.000 You're not like me.
00:24:38.000 I'm nothing like you.
00:24:39.000 You call yourself Asian.
00:24:46.000 He's just like you.
00:24:47.000 Yeah.
00:24:48.000 Black Americans.
00:24:49.000 His ancestors, too, helped build America.
00:24:53.000 Yeah.
00:24:54.000 Ah, hey.
00:24:58.000 Now, in case the little.
00:24:59.000 To be clear, his family was the one with the whip.
00:25:01.000 Right, yes, exactly right.
00:25:03.000 To be clear, a little history lesson here.
00:25:05.000 Arabs conquered North Africa, right, between about 640, 700, something, 709 AD.
00:25:10.000 Hundreds of thousands of North Africans enslaved, cities were destroyed, and of course, Christians were effectively subjected to demitude, reduced to second class citizens, and they still practice slavery in a lot of the Arab world today, to be clear.
00:25:24.000 So, you know, it's almost like they should have a bone to pick with each other, but it gets even funnier.
00:25:28.000 So, okay, we have, I'm basically a Christian.
00:25:31.000 We have, yeah, yeah, yeah, I embrace my faith, but don't show the Qurans.
00:25:34.000 We have, yeah, you know, I'm basically black.
00:25:37.000 And then we get to Abdul El Sayed's mom.
00:25:40.000 Ah.
00:25:41.000 Well, his biological mom, because he completely omits her from his biography, which is always odd to me that someone before they've done anything of note has a biography.
00:25:51.000 That tells you they were planning this for a while.
00:25:53.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:25:54.000 He's not done anything before.
00:25:55.000 I thought he did something.
00:25:57.000 Nothing of, like, Barack Obama, who was basically mostly a junior senator with very little record.
00:26:02.000 He had his biography.
00:26:04.000 Yeah.
00:26:05.000 It's like, ah, dreams of my father or something.
00:26:08.000 Why would you write this?
00:26:08.000 Oh, okay, because you were being groomed, not in a sexual way, for office for a very long time.
00:26:13.000 So his biological mom, not mentioned in the biography, maybe because she worked for an Al Qaeda front.
00:26:19.000 Ah.
00:26:19.000 Yeah, she worked for an Al Qaeda front.
00:26:22.000 Check the references.
00:26:22.000 Link in the description.
00:26:23.000 Like I told you.
00:26:24.000 Did she not know?
00:26:24.000 Like, was this an accident?
00:26:26.000 It was from 1999 to 2004.
00:26:29.000 Ah, the Golden Gate.
00:26:31.000 That's a good stint.
00:26:32.000 That's a health.
00:26:33.000 Time to be working with Al Qaeda.
00:26:35.000 Yeah, that covers 9 11.
00:26:37.000 Yeah, Josh, just say during 9 11.
00:26:39.000 Yeah.
00:26:40.000 Well, I wanted the viewer at home to feel like they did an investigation and put it together.
00:26:43.000 Look, we all got caught up in the terrorist bubble of the early 2000s.
00:26:48.000 Look, it happened.
00:26:48.000 But still, a few of those bastards had to burst it, like Mark Cuban would detect.
00:26:53.000 Some people's mothers did some things.
00:26:54.000 Yeah, some people's mothers did some things.
00:26:57.000 And this is not a joke.
00:26:58.000 Go check.
00:27:00.000 His biological mother's name is literally Fatten Fathy Alchemy.
00:27:06.000 Fatten, fatty, alchemy.
00:27:08.000 Sounds like a turkey.
00:27:10.000 Hey, Thanksgiving, we got to fatten, fatty alchemy.
00:27:17.000 I'm sure they say it like fatten, fatty alchemy.
00:27:20.000 No, she'll always be fattening me.
00:27:22.000 Just fatty, fatty.
00:27:23.000 Fat and fatty.
00:27:24.000 Fat and fatty.
00:27:25.000 Her nickname in college was polyunsaturated.
00:27:33.000 Also, she did eventually move back to the United States and became a nurse.
00:27:38.000 I wouldn't recommend being under her care.
00:27:42.000 Shh, darling.
00:27:45.000 Trust me.
00:27:45.000 God's sake.
00:27:52.000 It's for the best.
00:27:58.000 Shit, please.
00:28:00.000 Almost done.
00:28:01.000 Just one more.
00:28:02.000 Shh.
00:28:02.000 You don't need your nurses.
00:28:06.000 You don't need your ankles.
00:28:10.000 By the way, James Conn, that's it.
00:28:12.000 There's nothing more in that segment.
00:28:13.000 He's just an absolute.
00:28:13.000 If you vote for him, you deserve absolutely what you get.
00:28:15.000 And if you're on the Marxist right and you say there's no difference between someone like that and a Ted Cruz or a Ken Paxton, I don't know what to tell you.
00:28:21.000 Don't watch.
00:28:23.000 If you think El Sayed is the same as a.
00:28:24.000 Of course, I'm not saying he's been on the show several times.
00:28:27.000 No one is perfect.
00:28:28.000 No one is flawless.
00:28:28.000 If you say there's no difference between that and JD Vance, no difference between that and Rubio, no difference between that and, for crying out loud, take, I mean, you could take Fishback, who lost, you could take, I mean, even Randy Fine, who I can't stand.
00:28:39.000 But if you say there's no difference between that and the mainstream conservative view and platform, you are a silly person.
00:28:48.000 And I say this as a comedian.
00:28:50.000 I mean, you are an unserious person in that you have not examined or pressure tested your worldviews.
00:28:56.000 Go check those references because I'm willing to bet that a lot of you don't believe me when I say this is not a joke.
00:29:03.000 These things have happened.
00:29:05.000 Do not blame me.
00:29:06.000 They are what they are.
00:29:08.000 Also, one of my favorite James Conn stories ever is he was on the set of a bottle rocket with Wes Anderson.
00:29:14.000 And, you know, he's known to be a cranky guy.
00:29:16.000 Maybe a kid's language warning.
00:29:17.000 But he kept going over because he was wearing these, he was kind of like a, you'd say like a mobster adjacent character.
00:29:24.000 And he's wearing these old, like, I think he was wearing Converse.
00:29:27.000 And he kept going to Wes Anderson.
00:29:28.000 Like, I don't think a, My character would wear these shoes because I guess he's like, No, this is part of what you wear.
00:29:32.000 He's like, You think that this guy would wear shoes with no goddamn sport?
00:29:36.000 And he kept complaining to the director.
00:29:38.000 It was an ongoing thing.
00:29:38.000 He's like putting in insoles and trying to change his shoes.
00:29:41.000 Come on, make the character an asshole.
00:29:42.000 We're in a fucking sport.
00:29:45.000 It's very difficult.
00:29:47.000 All right.
00:29:49.000 UK.
00:29:51.000 Now, when I say UK migrants, I say UK migrants.
00:29:56.000 You say rape.
00:29:58.000 So, one.
00:29:59.000 Oh, I thought you were going to say pilgrims.
00:30:02.000 Well.
00:30:03.000 They've had to issue some new guidelines again for migrants.
00:30:08.000 You know, namely, like, don't rape, don't sexually assault kids.
00:30:13.000 We have laws here, all that.
00:30:15.000 But before we get to that, as we all know, one inescapable fact of life diversity is our greatest strength.
00:30:23.000 We've shown diversity is a strength, not a weakness.
00:30:26.000 It makes us richer, not poorer.
00:30:27.000 Our strength, and what is literally unique among major countries around the world, is our diversity.
00:30:35.000 Our diversity is a strength.
00:30:38.000 In the 21st century, we are united, we must be united in our diversity.
00:30:44.000 We need societies that recognize diversity as a source of strength, not as a source of weakness.
00:30:51.000 Our diversity is our strength.
00:30:53.000 We believe diversity is our strength in the Commonwealth.
00:30:58.000 In a time of rising populism and ethnic nationalism, Canada can show how diversity is a strength, not a weakness.
00:31:06.000 We recognize today that our diversity is our greatest strength.
00:31:12.000 Okay, so now I'm gonna get to the story and read you all of the quotes from the manual.
00:31:16.000 Usually, we try to not use right leaning sources because we want to be objective and see what the other side is saying.
00:31:22.000 But this one, the landing is just stuck so perfectly.
00:31:25.000 So, the UK Home Office released these manuals to specifically instruct migrants not to commit all of these crimes.
00:31:32.000 Here's the best coverage of it I've seen.
00:31:35.000 The Home Office appears to have just accepted that they are importing rapists and pedophiles.
00:31:41.000 They are giving illegal migrants a booklet on how not to rape women and children.
00:31:47.000 Asylum seekers have been told that sex with kids is bad.
00:31:55.000 They ain't reading that.
00:31:56.000 I'm just glad they're finally recognizing that something's going on.
00:31:59.000 Yes.
00:31:59.000 Well, here's the thing, too, right?
00:32:01.000 They had the raping, the grooming gangs, and the government covered it up.
00:32:06.000 That is one of the greatest betrayals I can think of against people who you are supposed to represent.
00:32:11.000 But we've experienced this for a long time.
00:32:13.000 This has been going on in Europe, and they simply silence, suppress it.
00:32:16.000 And big tech, for the longest time, worked in tandem to suppress these stories, right?
00:32:20.000 It wasn't allowed to circulate.
00:32:21.000 On platforms like Facebook, back when Zuckerberg was left, back when Dorsey was left, back when YouTube was widgetski, everything was left.
00:32:28.000 And then they would work in tandem with these fact checkers, places like Washington Post, PolitiFact, or Snopes, who were also biased.
00:32:34.000 So, 2016, we released this at LauderwithCroud.com, and it was a story that finally got traction.
00:32:38.000 Some German authorities had to pass out leaflets telling migrants not to rape.
00:32:43.000 And there you go.
00:32:43.000 You can actually see pictures right there where it literally showing a hand squeezing a butt.
00:32:48.000 Like, don't squeeze the cheeks, don't grab the women if they don't want to have sex with you, you probably shouldn't.
00:32:56.000 So, this was after there was a huge New Year's Eve, like a mass sexual assault event in Cologne.
00:33:02.000 You guys, if those of you, comment below if you remember this story.
00:33:05.000 Snopes fact checked our story and said mostly false.
00:33:10.000 Not because the pamphlets weren't printed out and handed to migrants, and not because there wasn't a mass rape event, but they said these pamphlets were originally printed in 2013.
00:33:20.000 They were just redistributed en masse in Cologne in 2016.
00:33:25.000 So, it's even worse.
00:33:27.000 We never said this was the first time.
00:33:28.000 We just said, hey, isn't it?
00:33:29.000 Crazy, they had to hand out thousands upon thousands of pamphlets in the Western world to tell people with pictorials that you shouldn't rape.
00:33:39.000 Yeah, that doesn't make it better.
00:33:40.000 That just makes it sound like they said, ah, Scheißen, go get those leaflets again.
00:33:45.000 Yes, exactly right.
00:33:46.000 You have to get them back out.
00:33:48.000 Because there's like, what happened in Cologne?
00:33:50.000 We have to reprint the pamphlets.
00:33:52.000 What's this, the search for printing?
00:33:53.000 It's like we have the director's cut.
00:33:55.000 Yeah, because they worked three years ago.
00:33:57.000 Right.
00:33:58.000 So that brings us to now, UK Home Office.
00:34:03.000 They don't want, as they talk about this, they've released this manual, and I'm going to read it for you.
00:34:08.000 But they don't want to let you know because diversity is a strength.
00:34:10.000 What kind of migrants might be most likely to commit this, perhaps?
00:34:16.000 If I were to wager a guess, might be people like this?
00:34:22.000 They don't like what you are doing.
00:34:24.000 They just want to tell you a story.
00:34:25.000 A story?
00:34:26.000 You want to tell your story about why you're here.
00:34:29.000 Yeah.
00:34:30.000 So when you come to the UK, what do you think?
00:34:35.000 The opportunities are for you.
00:34:37.000 I'm not going to the UK, I'm going to Scotland.
00:34:40.000 Okay.
00:34:41.000 Well, is that sign language for Somalia?
00:34:46.000 I only interest to fuck.
00:34:49.000 He's going to come and enrich our country by the sounds of it.
00:34:53.000 It would be one thing if he answered, like, well, I'm not coming to the UK.
00:34:57.000 I mean, Scotland is part of the UK, but we see it as that when people think UK, they think England, so we prefer Scotland because of the topography.
00:35:04.000 And, you know, not to, of course, Northern Ireland is a separate thing, but instead, I'm here to fuck!
00:35:10.000 Which way toothed it?
00:35:12.000 For crying out loud, Scotland.
00:35:14.000 I mean, I'm a big fan of Braveheart.
00:35:17.000 What is it?
00:35:18.000 It just means hey, would you trade one Somali?
00:35:21.000 Yeah!
00:35:22.000 Yeah!
00:35:23.000 Sure would!
00:35:24.000 You trade.
00:35:24.000 No, let me finish.
00:35:25.000 Would you trade one Somali?
00:35:27.000 Yeah!
00:35:28.000 Hey, okay.
00:35:32.000 Points for honesty.
00:35:33.000 Would you trade one Somali for if the other one is like an Arab but who's like black?
00:35:42.000 A hundred times, yes!
00:35:43.000 Alright, okay, so no Somalis.
00:35:46.000 Seems like the rate is the hang up.
00:35:48.000 I don't think William Wallace would have been stressed for this.
00:35:50.000 No.
00:35:50.000 He'd have been like, ah, no.
00:35:54.000 Go home, lads.
00:35:55.000 They were only worried about one guy having sex with their wives.
00:35:57.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:35:58.000 They're like, hey, the king can't just have sex with our women, right?
00:36:01.000 He's like, look at us.
00:36:02.000 We are all prima nocta now.
00:36:04.000 Oh, shite.
00:36:05.000 Prima nocta's not so bad, I guess.
00:36:07.000 The last thousand kings of Scotland.
00:36:10.000 We'll just put a few of them in, and now an entire generation of Scotsmen are being born with peanut MM heads.
00:36:21.000 It's not an easiest.
00:36:22.000 This is in the past.
00:36:24.000 So, you're the manuals from the UK.
00:36:27.000 This is real.
00:36:28.000 Go read it.
00:36:28.000 This comes from gov.uk.
00:36:32.000 We understand that coming to a new country can be difficult and that laws and customs here may be different from your own country.
00:36:41.000 In the UK, there are laws that protect everyone's safety, dignity, and rights.
00:36:46.000 It's important that you understand them because not following UK law can.
00:36:53.000 Can, meaning may, have some serious consequences.
00:36:57.000 Maybe.
00:36:58.000 So far.
00:36:58.000 Maybe not.
00:36:58.000 Maybe.
00:36:59.000 Who knows?
00:36:59.000 For example, in the UK, women can actually work, study, travel, and make their own choices.
00:37:08.000 Weed, weed, weed.
00:37:10.000 This was a serious hang up for one of our interpreters in Afghanistan when he said he wanted to come to America.
00:37:15.000 And I was like, oh, that'd be great.
00:37:16.000 Your wife can just go to the store and drive a car whenever she wants.
00:37:18.000 And he was like, what?
00:37:23.000 And then we all started messing with him and saying that they could do anything they wanted.
00:37:26.000 Yeah.
00:37:26.000 He turned.
00:37:27.000 Took the application.
00:37:28.000 Oh, yeah.
00:37:28.000 He, by the way, update, he made it.
00:37:30.000 Oh.
00:37:31.000 He made it, and guess who didn't?
00:37:33.000 Oh, really?
00:37:34.000 Yeah.
00:37:34.000 Very common.
00:37:35.000 Very common for that place.
00:37:36.000 They just come over and not the family.
00:37:38.000 Yeah, just leave their old family.
00:37:39.000 If they have sons, maybe they come too.
00:37:41.000 We're poor migrants.
00:37:43.000 Look, we do have a heart for them, which brings me to section number two.
00:37:48.000 In the UK, it is illegal, meaning unlawful, to hurt, threaten, or control your partner or family.
00:37:58.000 This includes, but is not limited to, honour based violence or abuse.
00:38:06.000 I know I like a good honour killing, but if you do that, it's against the law.
00:38:13.000 You may lose, this is a real quote, you may lose your asylum support.
00:38:20.000 Me.
00:38:21.000 So I'm not saying that things can't be made right.
00:38:26.000 People have come back from worse than honour killings here, but it's a risk you take.
00:38:32.000 You may lose your asylum support.
00:38:35.000 So think about that, innit?
00:38:38.000 Long and hard.
00:38:40.000 Honor killers.
00:38:41.000 They had to remind migrants to not abuse children.
00:38:43.000 This is real.
00:38:44.000 Go read it at the UK official website.
00:38:48.000 You must never cut or harm a girl's genitals.
00:38:53.000 What?
00:38:53.000 This too could, not necessarily will, but could affect your asylum claim.
00:39:01.000 This doesn't end it?
00:39:03.000 If you.
00:39:04.000 Take a rusty razor to a little lady's netherbits, it could reflect poorly on your asylum claim.
00:39:12.000 And I know what you're thinking.
00:39:13.000 Well, that's a crazy thing.
00:39:14.000 Come on.
00:39:15.000 I mean, it's not like a common thing anywhere.
00:39:17.000 It's not like Somalia, you know, circumcises 98% of their women.
00:39:21.000 Oh, but they do.
00:39:22.000 Right.
00:39:23.000 It's an actual fact.
00:39:24.000 What I'm trying to say is.
00:39:25.000 It's true.
00:39:25.000 And I'm not Tucker Carlson saying it's true.
00:39:27.000 No.
00:39:27.000 This is one you can really look up.
00:39:28.000 What I'm trying to say is hey, hey, you may have for a good part of your life been used to taking a rusty butcher knife, two lady bits, but hey, it's never too late to make better choices.
00:39:43.000 Huh?
00:39:44.000 Huh?
00:39:45.000 Otherwise, it could.
00:39:47.000 They write this too about migrants and specifically rape.
00:39:52.000 If you, this is real.
00:39:54.000 If you have sex with someone who does not want to, this is called rape.
00:40:01.000 Are you taking a fucking piss?
00:40:05.000 This is true.
00:40:06.000 This is the exact follow up, word for word.
00:40:09.000 If you have sex without consent, you could go to prison.
00:40:15.000 If you have sex with someone who does not want to, this is called rape.
00:40:19.000 Can you imagine just hearing that?
00:40:21.000 Them reading it?
00:40:21.000 Like, what?
00:40:22.000 What?
00:40:23.000 Yep.
00:40:24.000 Yeah.
00:40:25.000 It's called what?
00:40:25.000 You have a word for this?
00:40:26.000 We call it fun.
00:40:27.000 Yeah.
00:40:28.000 Right.
00:40:28.000 They say, you say tomato.
00:40:30.000 I say, horrible PTSD for life from sexual trauma.
00:40:35.000 Let's try and build some momentum with, I'm not saying no rape, less rape.
00:40:42.000 That's a start, isn't it?
00:40:44.000 You could do time if you're raped.
00:40:46.000 If you rape a bunch of women and circumcise a bunch of children against their will, you could face consequences.
00:40:56.000 But you know what?
00:40:57.000 For worse consequences, not any, I can give you, isn't it?
00:41:00.000 It's that after all the rape and female circumcision, you have to face that man in the mirror.
00:41:10.000 That's the worst part of it.
00:41:11.000 And his big smile.
00:41:12.000 That's right.
00:41:13.000 That's right.
00:41:14.000 Here's the other pedophilia.
00:41:16.000 Now, let me ask you this.
00:41:17.000 Would they have to write all this and distribute it unless it was a serious problem?
00:41:21.000 Right.
00:41:22.000 Yeah, no, no.
00:41:23.000 They already haven't until now.
00:41:25.000 I know.
00:41:26.000 Just imagine going into any group in the United States and having to tell them this.
00:41:32.000 You guys are all familiar with rape, right?
00:41:35.000 Who needs a refresher?
00:41:38.000 Maybe that's the way we should propose immigration laws.
00:41:40.000 Like, hey, are you okay with people coming to this country?
00:41:43.000 Yes, of course.
00:41:44.000 But what if they don't know what rape is?
00:41:46.000 That's a very good point.
00:41:47.000 What if they don't know that raping a child is bad?
00:41:51.000 Right.
00:41:52.000 I'm the Frank Lunce of the UK, right?
00:41:54.000 Okay, listen.
00:41:55.000 Migrant.
00:41:56.000 If this migrant really likes to rape a lot, will this make you more favourable, less favourable, or don't know?
00:42:04.000 Don't know.
00:42:05.000 All right.
00:42:06.000 Not an expert.
00:42:06.000 If he likes to diddle kids, like a lot, will this make you more favourable to all the migrant group, less favourable?
00:42:14.000 I don't know.
00:42:15.000 How much is a lot?
00:42:17.000 I'd say, like.
00:42:18.000 Maybe a little.
00:42:20.000 Weekends.
00:42:21.000 And Tuesday.
00:42:23.000 Tuesday's not good for me, mate.
00:42:24.000 That's right.
00:42:25.000 But it's good for him.
00:42:26.000 I put down, I don't know.
00:42:27.000 I put down, I don't know.
00:42:28.000 That's right.
00:42:29.000 Hey, how do you feel about cutting off clitoris?
00:42:33.000 For it.
00:42:34.000 For it.
00:42:35.000 That's favourable.
00:42:36.000 Favourable.
00:42:37.000 That one's going to Scotland.
00:42:38.000 Takes too long to pleasure them.
00:42:40.000 They can't do it because it's a myth.
00:42:46.000 What do they need that for?
00:42:47.000 They're not getting off.
00:42:50.000 It's time for them to stop being so selfish, isn't it?
00:42:53.000 Can't get a woman off, you can only get a man off.
00:42:54.000 Ain't that right, Jeremy?
00:42:55.000 That's right.
00:42:57.000 That's right.
00:43:00.000 Finally, thinking about me for a change.
00:43:03.000 Here's a real one not to be pedophiles.
00:43:06.000 I'm going to read it verbatim.
00:43:07.000 Pedophile, they say that word better than that.
00:43:10.000 Or sexual contact with anyone under the age of 16 is a serious crime in the UK.
00:43:18.000 Even if they look older or is allowed in another country.
00:43:25.000 You must never have sex with anyone under 16.
00:43:30.000 You could be arrested by police and go to prison.
00:43:35.000 You could be arrested if you have sex with a child.
00:43:40.000 So.
00:43:41.000 I know it's fine in another country, even if it's allowed in another, perhaps one that you're quite familiar with.
00:43:49.000 But let's try and let old habits die hard.
00:43:52.000 Because here, you could be arrested.
00:43:55.000 You also could be helped and covered up for.
00:43:59.000 That's right.
00:44:00.000 That's right.
00:44:00.000 It's case by case basis.
00:44:02.000 No one's perfect.
00:44:03.000 Okay.
00:44:05.000 Me, least of all.
00:44:06.000 All right.
00:44:07.000 It's not lost on me, isn't it?
00:44:10.000 But I don't have sex with kids.
00:44:13.000 So, what I'm asking is perhaps you could consider next time you have sex with a child to not.
00:44:21.000 Hey!
00:44:22.000 Hey!
00:44:22.000 Nothing to think about.
00:44:24.000 Reasonable.
00:44:26.000 Here's the next one regarding respect in public.
00:44:29.000 In the UK, everyone has a right to feel safe in public.
00:44:35.000 You must never make sexual comments to strangers.
00:44:39.000 This is unlikely, but could affect your asylum claim.
00:44:44.000 So, to review, If you rape a woman, if you circumcise a female child, if you have sex with children or sexually assault women in a public sphere, all of these things could, they very well could affect your asylum claim.
00:45:07.000 Let's make better choices, right?
00:45:10.000 All right.
00:45:11.000 Now go forward with no sort of tracking mechanism whatsoever and we'll hope for the best.
00:45:18.000 We're very disappointed.
00:45:21.000 And by the way, they've actually integrated these lessons.
00:45:23.000 So please go check that.
00:45:25.000 That's an actual manual.
00:45:27.000 At what point do you say you failed your entire society?
00:45:30.000 It sounds like we made those up.
00:45:31.000 It does.
00:45:32.000 It sounds like we made that up for comedy.
00:45:33.000 I wanted to be very clear.
00:45:34.000 We did not make those up.
00:45:37.000 Those are real posters.
00:45:38.000 We didn't make those posters.
00:45:39.000 Nope.
00:45:41.000 And they have integrated it into a real lessonslash orientation class at their immigration offices.
00:45:48.000 Thank you all for being here in the UK.
00:45:50.000 We're all very super excited to have you.
00:45:53.000 Seeking asylum here in our homes.
00:45:58.000 Thank you.
00:45:59.000 Quick few no nos, okay?
00:46:01.000 A few things.
00:46:01.000 Number one, domestic abuse.
00:46:03.000 Alright?
00:46:04.000 Don't do it.
00:46:04.000 Don't beat your wife.
00:46:05.000 I don't care what she said or how ugly she is.
00:46:07.000 You can't do it.
00:46:08.000 Alright?
00:46:08.000 Number two, child abuse.
00:46:10.000 It doesn't matter how stupid your kids are.
00:46:12.000 Don't hit them, okay?
00:46:13.000 Number three, rape.
00:46:17.000 Don't do it.
00:46:18.000 No means no.
00:46:20.000 Sex with children.
00:46:22.000 Don't do it.
00:46:23.000 Ever.
00:46:24.000 Even if they say yes, doesn't matter.
00:46:26.000 Number five, harassment.
00:46:29.000 Don't do it.
00:46:30.000 And finally, bestiality.
00:46:34.000 It goes without saying, innit?
00:46:36.000 You can't do it.
00:46:37.000 Can't have sex with animals.
00:46:38.000 No!
00:46:39.000 I don't care how sweet their cheeks look.
00:46:41.000 You can't have sex with the goat.
00:46:44.000 But the cheeks are so good.
00:46:49.000 She was asking for it.
00:46:50.000 Oh my gosh.
00:46:52.000 How about just you don't get to come into the.
00:46:54.000 If you ever have to hang out.
00:46:55.000 She'd just been cheered.
00:46:57.000 She was not.
00:46:58.000 She was not asking for it, sir.
00:46:59.000 Goat can't speak to you.
00:47:01.000 She was bleeding for it.
00:47:02.000 Can't.
00:47:03.000 She said, which in my country means, yes, I like, I want.
00:47:08.000 I think you hear what you want to hear.
00:47:11.000 I hear what she wants.
00:47:12.000 No.
00:47:12.000 She wants it.
00:47:14.000 Look at her.
00:47:14.000 She was making those slutty sheep eyes at me.
00:47:20.000 Deep down, you like.
00:47:23.000 I know.
00:47:26.000 Sorry, go ahead.
00:47:27.000 I'm a child.
00:47:28.000 No, but listen, if you have to hand out a pamphlet, that's a good sign that person shouldn't be there in the first place.
00:47:35.000 And by the way, if we were handing out a pamphlet, listen, okay, all right, people come in from other countries, they need to know your laws.
00:47:39.000 It's fantastic.
00:47:40.000 Wouldn't you be more threatening?
00:47:42.000 Yeah.
00:47:42.000 What do you mean, like, hey, hey, you can't murder people here?
00:47:46.000 Right.
00:47:47.000 We're going to kick you out, and by kick you out is drop you in the ocean somewhere.
00:47:51.000 Hey, you can't rape here.
00:47:52.000 I know.
00:47:52.000 It's very polite, so.
00:47:54.000 Like, yeah, yeah.
00:47:55.000 You can't, right?
00:47:56.000 Eh.
00:47:56.000 Might be over there.
00:47:58.000 I'm not going to tell them what to do in Veil House, but the closest thing I have here, and I remember feeling silly.
00:48:03.000 Toolman, you remember this.
00:48:04.000 Like, I had to.
00:48:07.000 We had to have a statement with some employees, like, hey, look.
00:48:10.000 So we have, like, beer here, and there's, like, this full bar that we have for Gentleman.
00:48:14.000 I know where this is at.
00:48:15.000 We've had to buy, like,.
00:48:17.000 18 extra whiskey and tequila bottles.
00:48:20.000 So, like, don't drink hard liquor throughout the day.
00:48:23.000 Yeah.
00:48:24.000 And then, like, we also said, like, hey, if you want to grab a cigar, because we do Ash Wednesday, you know, and I have a bunch here from a sponsor.
00:48:29.000 We were like, but don't, when Patrick Bet David brings in a very nice anniversary box of padrones, don't smoke all of them before the person to whom it was gifted can have one.
00:48:40.000 Yeah.
00:48:40.000 Like, we felt so silly.
00:48:41.000 Like, I can't believe we have to do this.
00:48:43.000 And then we have to change the rules for everybody.
00:48:45.000 Now, take that and add female circumcision.
00:48:49.000 Yeah.
00:48:49.000 And rape and pedophilia.
00:48:51.000 Like, guys, I can't believe I'm having this conversation.
00:48:54.000 But please, you know, don't be sleeping with kids.
00:48:59.000 And the real issue is that five, 10 years down the road, if we remain on this trajectory, they'll be like, I guess female circumcision really isn't that bad, you know?
00:49:08.000 Right.
00:49:08.000 Just go for it.
00:49:09.000 Right.
00:49:09.000 Makes my job easier.
00:49:10.000 Yeah.
00:49:12.000 Remember, I said I would never talk about it.
00:49:14.000 Can't clip me with that because I tried to use a stupid accent.
00:49:17.000 It's the only saving grace I have.
00:49:20.000 So, look, I'll know.
00:49:22.000 As best as anyone.
00:49:24.000 Sheep, they're filthy sluts, right?
00:49:27.000 But, but, it's not her fault.
00:49:31.000 She's a victim.
00:49:32.000 Whoa, hey, come on.
00:49:34.000 She was making eyes at me.
00:49:36.000 She knew it could have had any sheep I want.
00:49:38.000 Why do you think they scream?
00:49:40.000 They evolved to try to alert people.
00:49:43.000 But it's not the sheep's fault.
00:49:45.000 The sheep has to dance away through shearing school, which is why we don't do that.
00:49:51.000 We don't, we reverse it.
00:49:52.000 We don't act.
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00:50:40.000 Hey, get that off.
00:50:49.000 Oh, God.
00:50:53.000 Got the body of a goddess.
00:50:56.000 They're so freaking proud.
00:50:59.000 Look at this.
00:51:03.000 Up and down and up they go.
00:51:06.000 And here's the crazy thing.
00:51:10.000 Go check the references, please, today.
00:51:11.000 You really need to do it because all we know to do here is mock the insanity.
00:51:17.000 It really does need to be roundly mocked.
00:51:19.000 But then when you think about not just the El Sayids, but the white liberals running interference for these people in the UK, and same thing here in the United States, across the board, like Carmelo Anthony.
00:51:31.000 That brings us to Tallarico here.
00:51:34.000 Carmelo Anthony, pretty cut and dry, right?
00:51:36.000 35 years of sentence murder.
00:51:38.000 For those of you who have forgotten, Carmelo Anthony obviously killed Austin, was Austin Metcalf, and stabbed him.
00:51:46.000 Didn't take long.
00:51:48.000 Guilty, murder.
00:51:50.000 Well, now Carmelo's team just kind of had a win when the trial judge had to be recused from further proceedings in this whole appeal process.
00:51:57.000 And then that'll bring us to Tallarico.
00:52:00.000 The judge who presided over the murder trial has been removed from the case.
00:52:05.000 This was far from a typical.
00:52:07.000 Murder trial.
00:52:08.000 The hearing lasted only an hour.
00:52:09.000 The only evidence presented was 18 minutes of a raw interview that Judge John Roach did with a media outlet two days after the verdict in June.
00:52:19.000 The defense tried to use that interview to show that the judge was biased by saying he agreed with the jury and other things, and in the end, the visiting judge agreed and granted the recusal.
00:52:38.000 There's that organization.
00:52:39.000 Do we want justice?
00:52:39.000 Do we want it now?
00:52:43.000 Now, you remember all the people outside of the courthouse saying that white people deserve it.
00:52:46.000 They side with the black person no matter what.
00:52:49.000 We need justice reform.
00:52:50.000 What that means is that black people who commit violent crimes should be allowed to go free, right?
00:52:54.000 It's a very hateful ideology.
00:52:56.000 You know that.
00:52:56.000 Now, I want you to remember that when you say there's no difference.
00:52:58.000 They want to keep us divided, like they want to keep us divided racially or they want to keep us divided politically to not focus on the elites.
00:53:06.000 Those people are saying they want murderers to go free because white.
00:53:11.000 So believe them when they tell you that and keep that in your mind when you see this old clip.
00:53:16.000 It was two weeks old.
00:53:17.000 Tallarico specifically pandering regarding Carmelo Anthony.
00:53:22.000 We see what happened with Carmelo Anthony and you said it was a tragedy.
00:53:25.000 Yeah.
00:53:25.000 What did you mean by that?
00:53:27.000 Well, I've done a lot of work in the State House on justice reform and right now we've got a system that doesn't serve all Americans equally and we know that black Texans have not gotten the justice they deserve.
00:53:42.000 In many cases.
00:53:42.000 And, you know, I'm not an expert on this particular case, but I know that there were no black members of the jury.
00:53:48.000 And to me, that's the only evidence you need to really prove that this system is not working for white Texans.
00:53:57.000 No, it's not the only evidence you need.
00:54:00.000 Let me just give you some key facts here, rattle them off there.
00:54:02.000 One case is pretty simple.
00:54:04.000 Black kid got mad, stabbed a white kid to death in a place he shouldn't have been with a weapon he wasn't supposed to have.
00:54:08.000 The jury, by the way, fact two, was not all white, had Asian women, Middle Eastern women.
00:54:13.000 Afro Latino or a Middle Eastern man, we don't know because we're going by the name.
00:54:17.000 So, what they mean is there weren't black people, but that's because the black people who sat down for the jury said, Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't be able to convict a black person.
00:54:22.000 Just to be clear, that's not the only evidence you need.
00:54:24.000 Also, when he says, Hey, we have a justice system that only works for some of America, well, I agree.
00:54:29.000 It's not fair to black people.
00:54:31.000 Ah, that's where you're wrong.
00:54:32.000 Key fact three.
00:54:33.000 You look at Texas, black Americans make up 12% of Texans, but 29% of kidnapping, 35% of shoplifting, 35% of aggravated assault, 41% of murder or manslaughter, and 50% of robberies.
00:54:46.000 The silver lining is, They're better behaved than the Wisconsin blacks.
00:54:49.000 It's true.
00:54:51.000 6% and 75%, I believe, of the robberies.
00:54:54.000 Yeah, they're.
00:54:54.000 But hold on a second.
00:54:56.000 So, how are they not being served fairly?
00:55:01.000 What do you mean?
00:55:02.000 You are much more likely to be caught and released or no cash bail in leftist states if you're black, period.
00:55:08.000 This idea, too, they go, oh, really, all the people committing the crimes, the white collar crimes, those people should be behind bars.
00:55:13.000 And it's just some kid who.
00:55:15.000 It's actually the opposite.
00:55:16.000 People get prosecuted far more often for white collar crimes.
00:55:19.000 They're not violence against fellow man.
00:55:21.000 To act as though you don't understand the difference, sure, they're both immoral and we have laws for both.
00:55:26.000 But you can't let violent offenders off the hook.
00:55:30.000 The left wants to.
00:55:31.000 Why?
00:55:32.000 Because black.
00:55:33.000 You on the hook for any misdeeds.
00:55:35.000 Why?
00:55:36.000 Because white.
00:55:37.000 Blacks off the hook for an overwhelming percentage of violent actions.
00:55:42.000 Why?
00:55:42.000 Because black.
00:55:43.000 In this particular case, what would that change?
00:55:46.000 His comment about here are the people, and I know there wasn't a black juror on there.
00:55:49.000 Okay, let's just say, like, for.
00:55:51.000 For example, there was.
00:55:53.000 What would that change about the facts of the case?
00:55:56.000 Right.
00:55:56.000 This isn't like, you know, this guy grew up on the mean streets here and he had been bullied for a very long time.
00:56:01.000 If you're not black, you can't understand.
00:56:02.000 I'm like, do you understand that there are poor white people in Texas?
00:56:04.000 I was one of them.
00:56:06.000 Poor Hispanic people in Texas.
00:56:08.000 Right.
00:56:08.000 Poor black people all living together, doing very, very well together, doing totally fine, not stabbing each other at events like this.
00:56:15.000 What would it change?
00:56:16.000 You basically just said everybody else on that jury, they're racist and can't be trusted.
00:56:20.000 And by the way, I do agree with one thing he said.
00:56:22.000 Black people, Carmelo Anthony, he's not getting the justice he deserves in Texas.
00:56:26.000 He deserves to die.
00:56:27.000 Yep.
00:56:27.000 Absolutely.
00:56:28.000 And he's not.
00:56:28.000 He's sentenced to 35 years right now.
00:56:30.000 I hope in this retrial.
00:56:31.000 Hey, hey, new trial?
00:56:33.000 Yeah, absolutely 100%.
00:56:35.000 Death penalty's back on the table, though.
00:56:36.000 You sure you want to go with this?
00:56:37.000 Can they do that?
00:56:38.000 I don't know if they can do that.
00:56:38.000 I don't think they can.
00:56:39.000 I don't even know if this qualified for the death penalty.
00:56:41.000 But when I see something like that, I'm like, send a message to people.
00:56:44.000 This is not okay.
00:56:45.000 It did not actually qualify the death penalty because he was too young at the time.
00:56:48.000 Yeah.
00:56:49.000 No, he was an adult at the time.
00:56:50.000 It's everything they say.
00:56:51.000 Here's, I've talked about it being Marxism.
00:56:56.000 A big part of Marxism is simply subverting institutions and expectations.
00:57:00.000 That's what they do here.
00:57:02.000 And it's all about, like I've said, they want to turn you, the law abiding American, into a criminal, right, for your speech, online hate speech.
00:57:11.000 For misinformation, for owning a gun, all of this.
00:57:14.000 They want to turn you into a criminal and they want to turn criminals into a voter base, whether it's illegal aliens, whether it's serial violent felons.
00:57:22.000 These people should be allowed to vote.
00:57:24.000 That's what they believe.
00:57:24.000 And just look at what they say.
00:57:27.000 You have Lindsey Clancy right now.
00:57:30.000 Everything that they say is the opposite of reality.
00:57:33.000 Blacks are not getting a fair shake.
00:57:36.000 That wasn't murder, it's racism, Carmelo Anthony.
00:57:40.000 Lindsey, it's not evil.
00:57:43.000 She was underserved.
00:57:45.000 Really, she's the victim here.
00:57:47.000 Hey, Muslims are actually most progressive.
00:57:50.000 They're most similar to Christians.
00:57:53.000 This is what they tell you.
00:57:54.000 It is all a lie.
00:57:56.000 Lindsey Clancy, this is another one that you see.
00:57:57.000 It's about removing accountability.
00:57:59.000 Why?
00:57:59.000 Because it's easier.
00:58:00.000 Someone who refuses compulsively to face accountability, you know what the easiest sell to them is?
00:58:06.000 It's not even free health care, it's not even free whatever, EBT.
00:58:11.000 It's the excuse.
00:58:14.000 People who hate accountability, the easiest sell to them is it's actually not your fault.
00:58:20.000 You walked out on your family?
00:58:22.000 It's actually not your fault.
00:58:24.000 You had unprotected sex for a law?
00:58:26.000 That's actually not your fault.
00:58:27.000 Get an abortion.
00:58:28.000 You stabbed that kid for no reason?
00:58:31.000 It's actually not your fault.
00:58:33.000 It's the system.
00:58:34.000 You came here illegally, knowing the laws, and didn't pay to.
00:58:39.000 It's actually not your fault.
00:58:41.000 It's someone else's fault.
00:58:42.000 You murdered your three children?
00:58:45.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:58:47.000 Did they acknowledge your mental health?
00:58:50.000 This woman was a nurse.
00:58:51.000 And I believe it was on 13 prescriptions, or at least it cycled through them.
00:58:56.000 Let me ask you this Do you believe for a second that if it was 14, it would have made a difference?
00:59:04.000 Hey, you know who the real victim is in that one?
00:59:08.000 Just with the information the father who's being villainized.
00:59:12.000 Considering that she had committed all these misdeeds before and was planning this out, and you have people out there, I can't believe that the husband called from the drugstore to ask which of the 104 prescriptions, what a deadbeat loser.
00:59:24.000 That guy's working.
00:59:25.000 That guy's having to deal with her stuff.
00:59:27.000 That guy probably thought it was a concern for the children to be alone with the mom.
00:59:30.000 Can't do anything about it because the court system won't take kids away from their mom unless you have hard proof of physical violence.
00:59:39.000 That guy had to deal with it the entire way.
00:59:41.000 Do you think she just all of a sudden killed three people or do you think she was a nightmare making?
00:59:46.000 You know who I guarantee you would probably not have sympathy for Lindsey Clancy?
00:59:50.000 The half a dozen to a dozen therapists, psychiatrists who said, There's no helping this woman.
00:59:56.000 She's pill shopping.
00:59:58.000 And once she has to face accountability, she moves on to the next one.
01:00:01.000 She had access to health care.
01:00:03.000 She had access to medication.
01:00:05.000 She had a husband who was helping her.
01:00:08.000 And she killed three kids.
01:00:11.000 And if anyone here believes for a second that in our society today, it's like, well, really, actually, the problem is we're not allowed to talk about postpartum.
01:00:21.000 What?
01:00:22.000 It's a get out of jail free card all the time.
01:00:26.000 And you know what?
01:00:26.000 Maybe some people don't get.
01:00:28.000 The kind of care that they want or need.
01:00:30.000 This one did.
01:00:32.000 I don't care because the conversation shouldn't shift from anything other than three children were murdered.
01:00:39.000 We're murdered.
01:00:41.000 What, over a million dollars in a GoFundMe?
01:00:44.000 Show me the man who murdered three children and got a million dollars in a GoFundMe.
01:00:50.000 Show me that.
01:00:51.000 Where people say, actually, it's not his fault.
01:00:53.000 Here's the other thing, too.
01:00:54.000 It's a very common myth.
01:00:57.000 Not all the time, but most of the stories that you hear where someone just snapped, that's actually not what happened.
01:01:02.000 It's not what happened.
01:01:02.000 There's a long pattern.
01:01:04.000 A history of behavior, misdeeds, displacing blame, where everyone else has to live in misery until you finally commit the ultimate evil.
01:01:13.000 It's also the same thing very often with dogs.
01:01:15.000 You'll see this, I'm not wading, sorry, kind of wading into the pitbull debate here, but any dog, I don't know what happened.
01:01:21.000 This dog just all of a sudden lunched.
01:01:24.000 Note, when you look at it, not all the time, very often you go, oh, wait, the dog was sleeping and the kid got, kid woken up, dog was having a nightmare.
01:01:30.000 That's a huge portion of dog attacks that you read as just snapped.
01:01:33.000 Oh, wait a second, the dog was coming home, was on.
01:01:35.000 Medication because a dog had just had surgery.
01:01:38.000 The dog was brand new, had just been taken in from a rescue, had only been at the house for two weeks.
01:01:42.000 And you see, dog snaps, no way to see it coming.
01:01:46.000 And it's far worse with people.
01:01:48.000 But even in that situation, dog snaps, no one saw it coming.
01:01:51.000 What happens to the dog?
01:01:52.000 Right.
01:01:53.000 Dog gets put down.
01:01:55.000 Dog gets put down.
01:01:57.000 With a human, do you really think that it was good, good mom, good wife, good mom, good wife, good mom, good wife, good mom, good wife?
01:02:05.000 Three murders.
01:02:08.000 Or do you think everyone around her, even though you want to believe she's the perpetual victim, they were waking up every day going, What's she going to put us through today?
01:02:23.000 Try and understand that, right?
01:02:25.000 Pop psychologists on social media, when you talk about every man being a narcissist for wearing a wristwatch, apply it there.
01:02:35.000 A lot of medication, a lot of costs for medication.
01:02:39.000 A lot of chaos being sown.
01:02:41.000 That seems like a lot of self-focus.
01:02:44.000 It wasn't perfect, perfect, or even decent, triple murder.
01:02:49.000 My sympathy, you only have so much sympathy in you, goes to the actual victims, namely, of course, the children.
01:02:57.000 And I would say in this case, the father.
01:03:00.000 The father who has to let people go, it must be so hard for her to live with what she did.
01:03:04.000 You know who I think it's harder to live with?
01:03:08.000 Probably the dad probably has a harder time living with someone else murdering his children.
01:03:14.000 That's probably harder for him than her.
01:03:15.000 Could we agree on that?
01:03:17.000 Where's the conversation on the father and husband, other than he's a piece of shit because he didn't know where to go at the drugstore?
01:03:24.000 It must be so hard to be Carmelo Anthony and he was scared.
01:03:27.000 You know who it's probably harder on?
01:03:29.000 The family of the kid who was killed.
01:03:32.000 It must be so hard for these migrants and they want to.
01:03:34.000 You know what's probably harder on?
01:03:35.000 The child who was raped.
01:03:37.000 The hundreds of thousands of them in mass numbers.
01:03:41.000 That's who it's harder on.
01:03:42.000 It must be so hard.
01:03:44.000 We have to catch in really.
01:03:45.000 You know who it's harder on?
01:03:47.000 The person who is subjected to the knockout game from said repeat offender, and the next person who gets assaulted or gets killed because they don't get taught a lesson.
01:03:57.000 That's who it's harder on.
01:03:59.000 So when people say we need to, as a society, protect the most vulnerable among us, how about the people who are targeted by these predators and made victims?
01:04:08.000 How about that?
01:04:10.000 This idea there's plenty of sympathy to go around.
01:04:12.000 No, there's not.
01:04:13.000 There is not.
01:04:16.000 I do not have any sympathy for Lindsey Clancy, and I do not have any sympathy for Carmelo Anthony.
01:04:20.000 Sure, pray for them.
01:04:21.000 Got it.
01:04:22.000 That's between them and God.
01:04:23.000 My sympathy is to the actual victims, not those who use it as a get out of jail free card or some kind of social currency.
01:04:33.000 All right, we have to continue.
01:04:33.000 Apparently, I also.
01:04:35.000 Spiders.
01:04:36.000 Mm hmm.
01:04:39.000 You've known it.
01:04:39.000 There's a movie trailer about spiders.
01:04:40.000 I literally have been uncomfortable knowing that I have to watch this.
01:04:43.000 So we're going to take it to Chat Thursday.
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01:05:11.000 You will be whisked away to the fetching Haley Coronia.
01:05:14.000 I hope I get the last name always.
01:05:16.000 Karania.
01:05:16.000 Karania.
01:05:17.000 Yeah, but I can't say it.
01:05:18.000 Karania.
01:05:18.000 Karania.
01:05:19.000 Oh, that's easy.
01:05:20.000 It'll just do the Adams family.
01:05:22.000 Yeah, I got you.
01:05:22.000 I need an arm to kiss.
01:05:24.000 You can't have mine.
01:05:26.000 Josh.
01:05:27.000 Go.
01:05:28.000 All right.
01:05:29.000 So we have to watch.
01:05:32.000 Should we just start watching this?
01:05:33.000 It's a movie called Crawlers.
01:05:35.000 I want to set it up.
01:05:36.000 And I don't.
01:05:37.000 Here's the thing just to be clear I don't like spiders.
01:05:41.000 I hate them.
01:05:42.000 It's not a fear, it is a deeply rooted hate.
01:05:46.000 I deal with them.
01:05:47.000 I kill them.
01:05:48.000 I have waged war against them because I moved to a place where I had a lot of wolf spiders.
01:05:52.000 You won.
01:05:53.000 No ceasefire in sight, by the way.
01:05:54.000 No, I won.
01:05:55.000 Well, also the lizards helped.
01:05:56.000 Really?
01:05:56.000 So, yeah.
01:05:57.000 Well, the lizards helped.
01:05:58.000 For now.
01:05:58.000 But now I have a problem with this.
01:06:00.000 There's a lot of lizard poop.
01:06:01.000 Turns out that's not good for you.
01:06:03.000 Nah.
01:06:03.000 You know, I used to.
01:06:04.000 No, I tried to manipulate.
01:06:06.000 It's like trying to manipulate nature with the mountain lions, only in my backyard with lizards.
01:06:11.000 Let me know.
01:06:11.000 Comment below some advice.
01:06:12.000 Have you ever imported lizards and it worked successfully to get rid of a bug problem?
01:06:18.000 Lizards stay.
01:06:19.000 Because mine's not going so well.
01:06:20.000 So this film.
01:06:21.000 This is the Florida story.
01:06:22.000 Crawlers.
01:06:24.000 It's like a combo, I guess, of.
01:06:25.000 I haven't watched it.
01:06:26.000 Arachnophobia, Quarantine.
01:06:29.000 It's coming out in October.
01:06:30.000 And here's the funny thing.
01:06:30.000 I guess it's about spiders.
01:06:32.000 But this film was actually done by the producer of John Wick, which makes sense when you see the poster.
01:06:39.000 Like, ah!
01:06:41.000 He reloads upside down.
01:06:46.000 Here's the preview.
01:06:49.000 I am living.
01:06:50.000 Nope!
01:06:51.000 No,