Louder with Crowder - Jimmy Kimmel, STOP Lying to the American People!!! | Louder with Crowder

00:00:00.000 I'm a- To say I'm still a-

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00:00:08.000 Here we go now I'm in or 0.99

00:00:11.000 Or I don't need Or

00:00:14.000 I'm in or Nelson Mandela

00:00:19.000 Letters From Prison

00:00:21.000 Hope is a powerful weapon.

00:00:25.000 A letter to his wife Winnie, April 2nd, 1969.

00:00:31.000 Dear Winnie, Every day I remember that hope is a powerful weapon, even when all else is lost.

00:00:39.000 You and I, however, have gained much over the years, and are making advances in important respects.

00:00:48.000 Nothing will harm you, my darling.

00:00:51.000 You are in my thoughts every moment of my life.

00:00:54.000 I think about you when I close my eyes at night, and I will be heartbroken until the morning you are by my side when I awaken.

00:01:03.000 But until that day comes, please send more of my patriot supply.

00:01:09.000 I love the cheesy macaroni, as well as their scrumptious oatmeal.

00:01:15.000 However, the pudding is transcendental.

00:01:18.000 One tastes, and it makes me feel as if I'm no longer a prisoner in this world.

00:01:25.000 It provides a fantastical taste of escape that an incarcerated man like myself so desperately needs.

00:01:34.000 In fact, it turns out I like my patriot supply even more than you.

00:01:39.000 A future man told me that we'd get divorced in 1996, but that pudding will always be by my side.

00:01:48.000 Yours for now, Nelly.

00:01:51.000 P.S.

00:01:53.000 Please do not tell anyone about how I like to put tires around people's necks and light them on fire.

00:02:00.000 Send pudding.

00:02:02.000 It's June, which marks Louder With Crowder's seventh annual cultural appropriation festival.

00:02:32.000 It's the first of the four appropriation months, where we take you across the globe, learning

00:02:36.000 about and appreciating all the diverse cultures this planet has to offer.

00:02:41.000 No!

00:02:42.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:02:46.000 This week we transport you to a very special portion of a majestic continent.

00:02:52.000 The land of lions, giraffes, and apartheid. 0.88

00:02:56.000 The birthplace of such wonderful whites as Elon Musk and Charlize Theron.

00:03:01.000 South Africa!

00:03:07.000 I'm very happy to be on Twitter.

00:03:15.000 Mmm.

00:03:17.000 That's because it was, look, I know we're kind of scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.

00:03:20.000 We were looking at South Africa, but you can see my SpaceX.

00:03:24.000 SpaceX, there we go.

00:03:26.000 To the moon!

00:03:28.000 Shibu Inu!

00:03:29.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:03:30.000 It's not Shibu Inu, that's a different crypto.

00:03:33.000 We don't exactly have Jim Henson on the payroll here.

00:03:36.000 Really glad to be with you!

00:03:39.000 Let me just set this up.

00:03:41.000 We're going to get to Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel last night.

00:03:43.000 I know everyone's talking about it.

00:03:44.000 Unfortunately, I haven't really seen very adequate fact-checking.

00:03:47.000 The most difficult part of today's show is 20-something minutes, is about what the segment was.

00:03:53.000 Every phrase was a lie.

00:03:57.000 Every single phrase is a lie.

00:04:01.000 Where do you start?

00:04:01.000 The show would be three hours today if we were to just go through it.

00:04:05.000 So I just picked the most egregious lies.

00:04:07.000 Uh, the ones that are numbers?

00:04:11.000 Yeah, he has less executive orders than Donald Trump.

00:04:13.000 He does know that we have those numbers, correct?

00:04:15.000 Like, he does know that I am one click or one thumb press away from fact-checking that lie!

00:04:24.000 Snopes?

00:04:24.000 Nothing?

00:04:25.000 Yeah, his audience won't look at it, though.

00:04:27.000 Snopes?

00:04:28.000 No?

00:04:30.000 No PolitiFact?

00:04:31.000 You're no Kojak when it comes to this? 1.00

00:04:33.000 No Columbo?

00:04:34.000 Alright, thanks for your detective work.

00:04:37.000 I wish we didn't have to do this.

00:04:39.000 It's Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:04:40.000 I'd like to have a little more fun, but oh my god, no one wants to do it!

00:04:43.000 We'll do it, though.

00:04:44.000 Don't mistrust your institutions.

00:04:46.000 So as we do that today, of course, we are live on Rumble Monday through Thursday.

00:04:50.000 You can always watch us Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:04:52.000 Eastern.

00:04:53.000 And of course, we have a full hour on Mug Club.

00:04:55.000 It's Chat Thursday.

00:04:57.000 And today is, of course, Cultural Appropriation Month.

00:05:00.000 So you can send your costumes in.

00:05:02.000 Oh, we're using the hashtag LWCSouthAfrica.

00:05:05.000 That seems complicated.

00:05:07.000 South Africa.

00:05:08.000 I just think it should be hashtag cultural appropriation month.

00:05:10.000 Use either one of those.

00:05:11.000 And we do have the promo code right now for the next 24 hours.

00:05:14.000 $20 off for Mug Club, an annual subscription.

00:05:18.000 And use the word culture.

00:05:19.000 Use the word culture.

00:05:20.000 And again, we're demonetized on YouTube.

00:05:23.000 We pretty much just stay in business because of viewers like you.

00:05:26.000 And I don't mean that in the sense that PBS says it, and they're funded by the federal government, which technically is viewers like you.

00:05:30.000 It's just your tax dollars against your will.

00:05:32.000 It's by force.

00:05:35.000 We're supported by viewers like you, not through force.

00:05:38.000 So, what do you think?

00:05:40.000 Let me ask a question today before I bring everyone in.

00:05:42.000 What do you think was the most egregious lie from Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel?

00:05:48.000 I don't know where to start.

00:05:49.000 But!

00:05:49.000 All of it.

00:05:50.000 Let's introduce our lovely people here today, of course.

00:05:53.000 The Atomic!

00:05:55.000 Not exactly.

00:05:58.000 Yours is clearly the most identifiable, Gerald A. It's very clear that you're Charlize Theron.

00:06:02.000 It is.

00:06:03.000 Mine, I was a little like, this is just a guy in a tux.

00:06:05.000 We know who you are.

00:06:06.000 It is.

00:06:07.000 And I have to say, all of you guys out there who are getting top surgery, I think the novelty kind of wears off in a few minutes and you're like, just, they're in the way.

00:06:16.000 Yeah.

00:06:16.000 Show those guns, bro.

00:06:17.000 Yeah, show those. 0.97

00:06:18.000 You look jacked.

00:06:18.000 Look at that.

00:06:19.000 They're not really there anymore.

00:06:20.000 No, they are.

00:06:21.000 I have dad guns.

00:06:22.000 Oh, I do have the farmer's tan.

00:06:23.000 Why do you have a farmer's tan?

00:06:24.000 I don't think you've seen the sunlight in half a decade.

00:06:27.000 I believe it's permanent at this point. 0.99

00:06:30.000 He just came out born with a white trash tan. 1.00

00:06:34.000 How can we make him look like a trailer park kid? 0.99

00:06:36.000 I don't know.

00:06:37.000 Right there.

00:06:38.000 His 23 and me reads trailer park.

00:06:40.000 No, so I want to make sure all of our contests, like, commit!

00:06:43.000 Okay?

00:06:43.000 Look at me right now!

00:06:44.000 Do you think I want to be like this?

00:06:46.000 Commit!

00:06:46.000 If you don't send in good costumes, we're not going to do Cultural Appropriation Month anymore.

00:06:50.000 This is seven years.

00:06:51.000 Seven years, and we're running out of countries!

00:06:54.000 We are running out of countries, but I do have to say I'm glad we chose this one because you, sir, are my favorite African-American.

00:06:59.000 Yep.

00:06:59.000 I am just such a huge fan.

00:07:00.000 You know, it's funny that you say that, and I don't want this to be like an ass-shining contest like Jimmy Kimmel and Joe Biden.

00:07:05.000 You, Charlize, are absolutely my favorite African-American. 0.87

00:07:08.000 Except in Monster.

00:07:09.000 That was gross.

00:07:10.000 That's a fair point.

00:07:11.000 You don't need to subject yourself for that.

00:07:12.000 You're hot.

00:07:13.000 Just own it and be hot.

00:07:14.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:07:15.000 Can we pull up a side-by-side of who wore it best?

00:07:17.000 Me or Charlize Theron?

00:07:18.000 Yeah, let's do that for Mug Club. 0.99

00:07:19.000 Later on?

00:07:19.000 Later on, yeah.

00:07:20.000 Which Charlize Theron?

00:07:21.000 Spoiler alert!

00:07:24.000 Not this guy.

00:07:25.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:07:26.000 I can't believe he subjected himself to that.

00:07:27.000 For a second he thought it was him.

00:07:29.000 You've got to give me at least a bit of, you know, time.

00:07:31.000 It will poison your soul! 0.81

00:07:33.000 And then, of course, Tokunawa is working over there, taking your chats.

00:07:36.000 He's Tink Tink.

00:07:37.000 He's the Blade Runner who killed his girlfriend.

00:07:40.000 And, uh... Oh, what do we have?

00:07:42.000 Casey, who... I'm afraid to ask.

00:07:45.000 I'm Trevor Noah.

00:07:46.000 Good morning, Steven.

00:07:47.000 Oh, jeez, he does a good... Give me some Trevor Noah.

00:07:49.000 Oh, well, today we're not going to talk about Joe Rogan saying the N-word over and over again.

00:07:53.000 No, no, we're going to talk about my homeland, South Africa.

00:07:56.000 Yes, thank you.

00:07:57.000 And by that, you mean that you're absolutely going to talk about Joe Rogan using the N-word?

00:07:59.000 Oh, I have to expose him. 0.96

00:08:00.000 He is absolutely a terrible, terrible man. 0.98

00:08:02.000 Of course. 0.58

00:08:05.000 And then, you know him, you love him.

00:08:07.000 He's always back, you know, when Dave has to be on the road.

00:08:10.000 It's his birthday.

00:08:10.000 Happy birthday, Dave.

00:08:12.000 Quarter Mandela. 0.74

00:08:13.000 Quarter Black. 0.59

00:08:14.000 How are you, sir?

00:08:18.000 I was offended whenever I found out that Dave Might played Mandela, so I called you. 0.99

00:08:22.000 There was no chance that he was going to play Mandela.

00:08:24.000 No way.

00:08:25.000 We said we need a ringer.

00:08:27.000 And by the way, it's Nerdrotic, is your podcast?

00:08:29.000 Where can people find it?

00:08:30.000 The channel is Nerdrotic, and the show is Friday Night Tights on Fridays.

00:08:34.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:35.000 We just had Alex Jones on last week.

00:08:37.000 Really?

00:08:38.000 Yeah, it was really good.

00:08:39.000 Did you have him in studio, or you just did it via Skype, Zoom?

00:08:40.000 No, it was Zoom.

00:08:41.000 It was in his studio, but it was a lot of fun.

00:08:43.000 Yeah, but now you know what my job is, like, trying to corral that guy.

00:08:46.000 Yeah, right?

00:08:46.000 You're like, alright, come on, we gotta start.

00:08:47.000 No, no, look, look, I know I can start in a second.

00:08:49.000 Wait, is this live?

00:08:50.000 You're like, we've already been live.

00:08:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:08:51.000 Alright, I shouldn't have drunken that.

00:08:53.000 He brought out, like, a jersey from, like, Red Dawn, and he brought out his shot YouTube button.

00:08:59.000 It was awesome.

00:09:00.000 And he licked a hallucinogenic toad.

00:09:02.000 Alright, let's do this.

00:09:02.000 That was before the show.

00:09:03.000 That's definitely not a gay frog. 1.00

00:09:04.000 Here's my fluoride carbon filter.

00:09:06.000 Do you mind if I promote oil of oregano?

00:09:07.000 You're like, just do whatever you want.

00:09:08.000 Just do it.

00:09:09.000 You do you, Alex.

00:09:09.000 You do you.

00:09:10.000 He jumps into live reads just like Ben Shapiro does.

00:09:12.000 You don't even see it coming.

00:09:13.000 You don't even know it's coming.

00:09:14.000 All right, so actually, since it's Cultural Appropriation Month, because to appropriate is to appreciate, it's time for some facts that you may not know about South Africa.

00:09:22.000 Oh, that's a comma.

00:09:24.000 Oh, I mean, you said comma, too.

00:09:25.000 What, did we get our equipment from South Africa?

00:09:27.000 Yes.

00:09:28.000 Just our team members.

00:09:29.000 So, to learn about South Africa again, because you should always learn about other nations.

00:09:33.000 I don't know if you know this, it's not all about you, America.

00:09:36.000 So, South Africa has the fourth highest HIV-AIDS rate in the world.

00:09:41.000 Really?

00:09:42.000 Yep.

00:09:42.000 Receipts?

00:09:42.000 Any receipts for that?

00:09:43.000 Mm-hmm.

00:09:43.000 Wow.

00:09:44.000 South Africa is actually the largest producer in the world of platinum.

00:09:48.000 Ah!

00:09:49.000 I'll take that.

00:09:49.000 Yep.

00:09:49.000 Nelson Mandela once said, education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.

00:09:54.000 Now where are all the stupid white bitches at? 1.00

00:09:57.000 Wow. 1.00

00:09:57.000 Yeah, that's... Yeah, it's not as... Thank you. 1.00

00:09:59.000 That's been around for a while.

00:10:00.000 It's not as ubiquitous.

00:10:01.000 People don't know about it.

00:10:02.000 The first heart transplant in the world took place, actually, in South Africa in 1967.

00:10:05.000 That's great.

00:10:06.000 Eighteen days later, the patient died of double pneumonia.

00:10:08.000 Well, but not of heart attack.

00:10:09.000 No, exactly.

00:10:10.000 That's a different thing.

00:10:10.000 Yeah, it's a different thing.

00:10:11.000 They solved the one thing.

00:10:12.000 Unrelated.

00:10:13.000 Unrelated.

00:10:14.000 Extra nine days.

00:10:15.000 It's like, you know, you get a vaccine and you start... Neil Blomkamp.

00:10:21.000 Told a Hollywood reporter that filming District 9 was, quote, the most difficult thing for me to experience since watching Apartheid end.

00:10:27.000 So that's pretty, yeah.

00:10:28.000 That's a difficult thing.

00:10:29.000 That's been South Africa Facts.

00:10:31.000 I'm glad that you guys learned something.

00:10:33.000 Boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo, boobaloo.

00:10:37.000 Booyup.

00:10:38.000 No, I know, it's South Africa.

00:10:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:40.000 I mean, I'm going to invent things and go to Mars.

00:10:43.000 We'll talk about it more on Mug Club, but even when I travel to Ireland, you guys have it so, so good here in the United States.

00:10:50.000 You don't realize how much more convenient your life is.

00:10:52.000 I'm not saying Ireland is a third world country at all.

00:10:53.000 It's clearly not.

00:10:54.000 But even then, just restaurants are not open nearly as often.

00:10:57.000 The idea, you know, here you go to a quick trip, you can get whatever you want, you have fast internet, you have any kind of cell phone service plan you want.

00:11:03.000 Everywhere else in the world, when people talk about South Africa, they're like, well, what do you think?

00:11:06.000 It's just Johannesburg.

00:11:07.000 I'm like, okay, but have you actually looked at how people live there?

00:11:10.000 It's still, it's not even close.

00:11:12.000 Listen, you have enough safety, security, and prosperity to complain about your pronouns.

00:11:16.000 Yes.

00:11:16.000 That's it.

00:11:17.000 Yeah, it's pretty safe.

00:11:18.000 We live in a safe society.

00:11:19.000 If you don't have a war against anyone else, you war against yourself.

00:11:21.000 Hmm.

00:11:22.000 You do.

00:11:22.000 And your body, apparently, by adding things to it and cutting things off.

00:11:25.000 Your wiener, which, by the way, I really appreciate that you committed to that, but you don't get that back.

00:11:29.000 Top and bottom.

00:11:30.000 So, let me move on to this.

00:11:32.000 This is something, before we move on to Jimmy Kimmel and Biden, and I did want to spend some time on that today because, oh my gosh, so dishonest. 1.00

00:11:38.000 I don't even know how much he knows that it's dishonest, but before that, Another stupid person. 0.99

00:11:45.000 Yesterday, Joy Behar. 1.00

00:11:46.000 And here's the thing, I don't use the term stupid lightly. 0.99

00:11:49.000 No, this is wow. 1.00

00:11:50.000 I don't think that Nancy Pelosi is stupid. 1.00

00:11:53.000 I don't think Whitmer is stupid. 1.00

00:11:55.000 I don't think Kamala Harris is stupid. 1.00

00:11:57.000 I don't think that Biden back in the day was that stupid. 1.00

00:12:00.000 Joy Behar is so mind-numbingly dumb, she is sitting at that table and she's not even having the same conversation as anyone else around her. 1.00

00:12:07.000 She's like that old lady who just starts naming things that are in her line of vision. 1.00

00:12:13.000 Ha! 0.89

00:12:14.000 Jail cell!

00:12:15.000 You're like, yes, that's what it is.

00:12:16.000 Tom Thumb!

00:12:17.000 That's a grocery store.

00:12:18.000 Okay.

00:12:19.000 You can say words.

00:12:22.000 So Joy Behar had this to say on a panel of black women. 1.00

00:12:28.000 Most AR-15 owners are former military, 35 plus and married, so that's all I'm saying is that they're not just crazy people. 0.92

00:12:34.000 Here's the thing, once black people get guns in this country, the gun laws will change, trust me. 1.00

00:12:38.000 The lady looked at her like, like what the fuck? 1.00

00:12:50.000 Wait, hold on, what did you just say? 1.00

00:12:53.000 What are you trying to pull up?

00:12:55.000 Toolman?

00:12:55.000 I didn't fully say.

00:12:57.000 This face. 1.00

00:12:59.000 What the fuck did you just say? 1.00

00:13:02.000 Oh my goodness. 1.00

00:13:04.000 Now, I believe the implication there.

00:13:06.000 What are you trying to say, Joy?

00:13:08.000 She's trying to say that if black people had guns, white people would be afraid of them and so they would try and remove firearms from them, I guess.

00:13:14.000 Sure. 1.00

00:13:17.000 Joy you ignorant slut! 1.00

00:13:19.000 That line when you need it. 1.00

00:13:21.000 I wouldn't even say slut because she's past that point. 0.97

00:13:23.000 It's just the insult at the end. 0.98

00:13:25.000 Right, yeah. 0.97

00:13:27.000 I think she's trying to say that white people are racist and that if black people... 0.98

00:13:29.000 Here's the problem with it. 0.99

00:13:31.000 A huge portion of black people already have guns. 0.99

00:13:34.000 According to a 2017 Pew study, this was 32% of black households own a gun. 0.83

00:13:38.000 That's a third of black households. 0.97

00:13:40.000 For comparison, it was a little less than half for white households, right?

00:13:44.000 About 49%.

00:13:45.000 So, more white people, a third versus slightly less than half.

00:13:49.000 You're like, okay, in other words, it's not like we're trying to keep slaves on the plantation.

00:13:53.000 And by the way, Black gun ownership has gone up dramatically because of people like you, Joy Behar. 0.90

00:14:00.000 Right in the wake of Floyd Taylor, he had all these riots, $2 billion in damages.

00:14:03.000 We had Officer Dorn's wife on the show who was slaughtered by someone in one of those neighborhoods trying to help his own community, a black police officer. 0.99

00:14:13.000 So black gun ownership went up. 0.73

00:14:15.000 By 58%!

00:14:16.000 Now I had an Asian do this math who works here, because I didn't want to get this wrong.

00:14:20.000 So if you were to estimate, we don't have these numbers now, there isn't the data, the Pew Research was 2017, then you look at this article from The Hill, all references available at ladoscreditor.com, that would put black household gun ownership at around 50.5%.

00:14:33.000 So more than white people in 2017?

00:14:35.000 Yeah, more as a percentage.

00:14:36.000 That's great.

00:14:37.000 By the way, does she think there are laws that prevent black people? 0.93

00:14:40.000 Yeah, there's guards at the door.

00:14:42.000 They're like, no, you can't step in here, Jamal. 0.93

00:14:45.000 No, not for you. 0.99

00:14:46.000 Some black guy's going in to buy himself a Walther and someone's just like, REJECTED! 1.00

00:14:49.000 GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE! 1.00

00:14:51.000 Like it's a 1950s diner. 1.00

00:14:52.000 They're like, ah, Peter, you come on over here, Tom.

00:14:55.000 You know, listen, if black people could go and buy guns and they didn't have fire hoses and German shepherds, everyone, we could all eat pie! 0.99

00:15:03.000 Joy, I think you're the racist. 1.00

00:15:05.000 Joy, you're the racist. 0.99

00:15:07.000 Hey, to be clear, I've advocated this. 0.98

00:15:09.000 I want as many law-abiding black gun owners in the country as possible.

00:15:14.000 Please.

00:15:15.000 Absolutely.

00:15:15.000 More of them.

00:15:16.000 Taking applications now.

00:15:17.000 It'd be fantastic.

00:15:18.000 It's so funny to me, too, when they talk about the gun control issue and they say, you know, we need a screen to make sure the right kinds of people are getting these permits.

00:15:24.000 Okay, I get it.

00:15:26.000 It's not perfect, but if you look at the concealed carry permit statistics, they commit less crimes than off-duty police officers.

00:15:33.000 This is the most law-abiding demographic that you can find as concealed carry permit holders in this country.

00:15:39.000 And that's why I want more of them!

00:15:41.000 That's why I want more people not only owning firearms, but carrying them, and Joy Behar can't even comprehend that.

00:15:46.000 She was probably talking to a lady, a black lady, who owns a gun! 1.00

00:15:50.000 Well, she was just reciting statistics about... 0.98

00:15:55.000 And a lot of the military are black.

00:15:55.000 Military.

00:15:57.000 It's like, does she not realize that she's talking about black people right then?

00:16:01.000 Because like what you just said, she's not even having the same conversation. 0.74

00:16:04.000 She's like drifting in and out of like listening and she's like, yeah, but black people don't have guns! 0.99

00:16:09.000 Well, the other lady had just made a really good point. 0.98

00:16:10.000 She's like, people with AR-15s are not crazy people.

00:16:13.000 You guys are demonizing them. 0.96

00:16:15.000 And Joy Behar's like, but if black people had guns! 1.00

00:16:20.000 She said something smart that she couldn't agree with, but she couldn't dispute with facts, and so she's like, well, black people had guns, we'd change the laws. 0.79

00:16:27.000 Okay, well look, hey, how about this?

00:16:28.000 I will go on the record, and this might be, I'm not afraid to take the risks.

00:16:32.000 Do it.

00:16:33.000 I want as many law-abiding black gun owners as possible, and I want fewer gun laws.

00:16:39.000 Shocking.

00:16:40.000 What? 1.00

00:16:41.000 I'm willing to take the risk that I get shot by a black guy with a gun. 1.00

00:16:45.000 I'm willing to take the risk. 0.99

00:16:46.000 I know Joy Behar. 0.95

00:16:47.000 I know that you live in fear of that because, you know, hmm, black. 1.00

00:16:49.000 But I'm okay with it. 0.81

00:16:50.000 With her private security, by the way.

00:16:52.000 Yes, her private security. 0.99

00:16:53.000 Some of whom I guarantee you are black. 0.95

00:16:54.000 And the building security. 1.00

00:16:55.000 Do you think she went into the green room and one of her black security guards was like, hey, you know that bullshit you said about the gun? 1.00

00:17:01.000 Hey, there's a guy here to kill you, but I don't have a gun. 1.00

00:17:03.000 You know that was really messed up, right? 1.00

00:17:05.000 Like, you dumb as hell. 1.00

00:17:08.000 I mean, you have seen me every day. 1.00

00:17:10.000 You have seen my ass with a gun every day. 1.00

00:17:14.000 You even said, show me your gun. 1.00

00:17:17.000 Yeah, you asked me to come in wearing nothing but a gun and a smile, and I followed a sexual harassment suit. 0.97

00:17:22.000 And now you don't know that black people have guns? 1.00

00:17:24.000 Stupid crazy bitch. 1.00

00:17:27.000 Come on, Joy. 1.00

00:17:28.000 Yeah, at our last show, we had security guards who were black guys. 0.98

00:17:31.000 I see black guys with guns all the time. 0.99

00:17:32.000 I don't understand why this scares Joy Behar. 0.72

00:17:34.000 Nobody's afraid of that.

00:17:36.000 I mean, if you're in an opposing gang.

00:17:38.000 Well, in Chicago, that's... Listen, in Joy's community, they don't allow black people to have guns, and so she's just speaking from her small community of reference.

00:17:44.000 They don't allow anyone to own guns in New York.

00:17:46.000 That's true.

00:17:47.000 She thinks it's because she's Italian.

00:17:49.000 You know, listen, you know why?

00:17:52.000 It's because I'm a guinea!

00:17:55.000 That's not why.

00:17:56.000 No.

00:17:56.000 It's actually, by the way, it's because you didn't pass the background check, Joe.

00:17:59.000 Like, no!

00:17:59.000 One time in college!

00:18:01.000 Alright.

00:18:02.000 So, let's get to former Vice President Joe Biden on Jimmy Kimmel.

00:18:06.000 For record, you watched the full clip.

00:18:07.000 I did, yeah.

00:18:07.000 And quarter black guy, did you watch the full?

00:18:09.000 Hell no. 0.98

00:18:09.000 23 minutes of my life I never get back. 0.98

00:18:11.000 I was hoping you would just show it to me.

00:18:13.000 He's doing weird stuff now.

00:18:13.000 The best parts.

00:18:15.000 Yeah, I'm watching Jimmy Kimmel. 0.73

00:18:16.000 Man, it sounds like I'm gonna kill myself.

00:18:17.000 He's celebrating the Halo series on Paramount+.

00:18:19.000 Can't get enough of it.

00:18:20.000 I don't even want to talk about that.

00:18:22.000 Just move on.

00:18:23.000 This is very nerdy.

00:18:23.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:18:24.000 Sorry, we'll go back.

00:18:25.000 Next thing you're going to start referencing basketball.

00:18:27.000 No, I won't.

00:18:28.000 Come on, look whose name is on the ledger.

00:18:29.000 Don't get me lost in tall grass here.

00:18:32.000 Halo?

00:18:33.000 No, I actually did play Halo on Xbox.

00:18:35.000 My last generation of video gaming was, the last game I played all the way through was Fable on Xbox.

00:18:39.000 I love Fable.

00:18:39.000 Yeah, it was fun.

00:18:41.000 Dude, it's so deep.

00:18:42.000 I remember people complained about it.

00:18:43.000 They were like, it's not open-ended enough.

00:18:45.000 I'm like, just stop.

00:18:47.000 Everyone takes videos.

00:18:47.000 It's a good time.

00:18:48.000 It's good music.

00:18:49.000 If it's pointless, you just run around and do nothing.

00:18:51.000 Speaking of pointless, that's a segway.

00:18:52.000 Thank you.

00:18:53.000 Also, the guy who invented the segway died by driving his segway off a cliff.

00:18:58.000 Still the funniest story in the history of mankind.

00:18:59.000 He just segwayed right off the cliff.

00:19:00.000 In South Africa.

00:19:01.000 Right.

00:19:02.000 Little known fact.

00:19:03.000 Oh, that's true.

00:19:03.000 Really?

00:19:04.000 Yeah.

00:19:04.000 A lot of cliffs in South Africa.

00:19:06.000 And we brought it right back.

00:19:07.000 Of course not.

00:19:08.000 So speaking of pointless and plummeting to your death, that's how I felt I wanted to plummet to my death.

00:19:16.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:19:18.000 I think this was him, but I don't know if it was him or it was just some, you know, bent back paperclips and masking tape kind of holding him up.

00:19:27.000 But he appeared on Jimmy Kimmel.

00:19:29.000 So let's set it up and then get to the worst.

00:19:32.000 The worst lies.

00:19:33.000 But there are so many.

00:19:34.000 Wonderful to have you here.

00:19:35.000 It's good to be back.

00:19:36.000 I thought maybe you wanted me to just stay on Fox all the time.

00:19:40.000 You know, they're very concerned that I might not ask you serious questions, so I don't want you to... Oh, I really ask serious questions.

00:19:46.000 Ask about Hunter.

00:19:48.000 I don't want to upset them at all.

00:19:49.000 Do you mind if I ask you some serious questions?

00:19:51.000 Because this is, um, unfortunately... Not at all.

00:19:54.000 I never mind having a conversation with someone really smart.

00:19:57.000 Well, uh, Guillermo, maybe you need to take over.

00:20:01.000 Okay, before I get into anything else, I know you'll say, this is ad hominem.

00:20:04.000 Like I said, 20 minutes, every sentence, almost every sentence was a lie.

00:20:08.000 That's not hyperbole.

00:20:09.000 Joe Biden, he moves like someone who knows that if he just touches something incorrectly, everything's going to break.

00:20:17.000 He's very calculated.

00:20:18.000 The way he is, he's at that age where it's like, if I put my elbow here, am I going to crack my humerus?

00:20:25.000 I'm in pain!

00:20:26.000 Let me put my foot over my... Everything hurts and they won't let me go home.

00:20:34.000 Oh, Jimmy.

00:20:34.000 Remember when they made a big deal about Donald Trump drinking a glass of water?

00:20:38.000 Oh, God.

00:20:39.000 That was like a week-long straight of just, look how he holds it.

00:20:42.000 He's shaking a little bit.

00:20:43.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:44.000 He's like, he's gonna die soon.

00:20:46.000 Which, by the way, I have to use two hands if I'm drinking something after the gym. 0.99

00:20:51.000 But the point is, Joe Biden lives his life like a turpid sloth. 0.81

00:20:57.000 That's too much stability.

00:21:00.000 Hold on, I gotta put one foot in front of the other.

00:21:03.000 He plans on five breaks a week.

00:21:05.000 My point is, this is a man who is very clearly old.

00:21:07.000 This is a man who, this is a comedy show.

00:21:09.000 If they wanted to actually do their job, there would be at least some jokes about the fact that he's a demented old circus monkey, but instead they're acting like he's this wonderful president and it's fawning praise.

00:21:18.000 This is The Disconnect.

00:21:19.000 between the media elite, the entertainment media industrial complex, and you. Even the people who

00:21:25.000 voted for Joe Biden, for former Vice President Joe Biden, are not watching this saying that,

00:21:29.000 all right, that man is a pillar. Fantastic. That is strength. A pillar of robust youth.

00:21:35.000 He's a pillar of salt. Look at him.

00:21:37.000 All right. So let's get to a few fact checks here. He, of course, was discussing gun control,

00:21:44.000 like joy racist Behar, and he decided to make his case directly to Americans on Jimmy Kimmel

00:21:51.000 because, of course, overwhelmingly Americans reject the actual policies when they know what they are.

00:21:56.000 So here he is.

00:21:57.000 Here's what has to happen.

00:21:58.000 All of you folks, and I hope, and I'm not being facetious when I say this, I hope the Republicans are here as well.

00:22:04.000 You've got to make sure that this becomes a voting issue.

00:22:08.000 It's got to be one of those issues where you decide your position on the issue of senator or candidate for House or Senate.

00:22:17.000 That's a big one.

00:22:18.000 That's a pretty big magazine.

00:22:24.000 Look, he's thinking it's the Valentine's Day Massacre.

00:22:28.000 You're right.

00:22:29.000 It is our fault that people in the House and Congress can take responsibility for it, but it is our fault because we need to stop this.

00:22:38.000 We need to do it.

00:22:41.000 Okay.

00:22:41.000 And this is, of course, it's all painted, right, with a tint of, we're the only ones who care.

00:22:47.000 Yeah.

00:22:47.000 We need to stop it.

00:22:48.000 And the way we stop it is with guns.

00:22:50.000 Again, we were removed.

00:22:52.000 We had our shows removed.

00:22:53.000 You can watch all the banned episodes.

00:22:54.000 You have a promo code right now, Culture, $20 off on Mug Club.

00:22:56.000 There's the banned archive.

00:22:57.000 Because we said there was going to be a mental health crisis.

00:23:00.000 Yeah.

00:23:00.000 That if you were going to see an increase in suicides, which we were seeing dramatically, that typically there's a trend line.

00:23:05.000 That's relatively consistent with homicides and violent crime due to mental instability.

00:23:09.000 We were talking about this in relation to the COVID lockdowns.

00:23:11.000 Removed!

00:23:11.000 Boom!

00:23:12.000 And now they say, we need to stop this.

00:23:14.000 So now they want to remove your Second Amendment rights.

00:23:15.000 By the way, they're surrounded by security in that studio.

00:23:18.000 I know that's not lost on you.

00:23:19.000 But why?

00:23:20.000 Before we get to some of the fact checks, think about this for a second.

00:23:23.000 Why would Joe Biden want to make this a single issue voting election on guns?

00:23:29.000 And make no mistake, they want you to focus on guns and abortion.

00:23:33.000 And they want there to be riots and marches over guns and abortion.

00:23:36.000 Well, call it a hunch, but there's some recent polling coming out.

00:23:39.000 This is May 27th.

00:23:40.000 This is from a Harvard Caps-Harris poll.

00:23:44.000 Fifty-five percent of respondents strongly or somewhat disapprove of Biden.

00:23:48.000 Sixty-three percent say the country is on the wrong track.

00:23:50.000 Sixty-two percent disapprove of the handling of inflation.

00:23:52.000 Fifty-six percent disapprove of crime handling, immigration.

00:23:56.000 They disapprove of the economy.

00:23:57.000 Let's compare this to Trump at the same point.

00:23:59.000 Sixty-three percent of voters had a favorable view of the economy.

00:24:03.000 And that's typically the most important voting issue.

00:24:05.000 His overall approval rating?

00:24:07.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden?

00:24:08.000 Remember when... 39.7.

00:24:08.000 39%.

00:24:10.000 Remember when they used to say that Donald Trump was the most unpopular president ever?

00:24:13.000 And that's also why, you know, fair and square, which we'll get to in a second, lost that election.

00:24:16.000 Most safe, secure election in history.

00:24:18.000 Fortified.

00:24:19.000 Of course, you can't go watch on Mug Club episodes that were banned from YouTube regarding that topic.

00:24:23.000 Don't do it.

00:24:24.000 I don't think it was the safest and most secure election in history, just so you know.

00:24:24.000 Spoiler alert.

00:24:27.000 That's just my opinion.

00:24:28.000 I'm not allowed to substantiate it.

00:24:31.000 Because that would be misinformation.

00:24:32.000 Against the rules.

00:24:33.000 So 39.7, Biden, against the least popular president in history, Donald Trump, at the same point during his presidency was 42.7%.

00:24:40.000 Ah!

00:24:41.000 So that's higher.

00:24:43.000 Yes.

00:24:44.000 I don't know numbers.

00:24:45.000 Three points, right?

00:24:45.000 I'm doing the math correctly here.

00:24:47.000 And so what they have to do is, look, it's pretty, and I understand there's more to the economy than just Joe Biden with gas prices.

00:24:53.000 I understand that it's not just Joe Biden.

00:24:55.000 I understand also the Federal Reserve.

00:24:57.000 Okay, I get that it's not just a straight A to B line.

00:24:59.000 However, there is a direct contrast that you see.

00:25:03.000 And we have a contrast that's more, I would say, more stark than ever throughout our lifetime.

00:25:07.000 Because think about it, when we grew up, okay, Clinton and George W. Bush, not that big of a difference, honestly.

00:25:13.000 Let's go Ronald Reagan, George Bush Sr., Clinton, George W. Bush, Okay, not a huge contrast, right?

00:25:22.000 They all were relatively big government.

00:25:25.000 Bill Clinton was a moderate Democrat.

00:25:27.000 George W. Bush was a moderate centrist, right?

00:25:30.000 The contrast that you would have had would have been Jimmy Carter to Ronald Reagan.

00:25:32.000 That was a contrast.

00:25:33.000 That's what turned that generation into conservatives forever.

00:25:36.000 We, in our generation, have a pretty stark contrast.

00:25:39.000 Eight years of Barack Obama and former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:25:42.000 Then three years of President Donald Trump.

00:25:44.000 I don't count the lost year because of the COVID sham that the Democrats perpetrated.

00:25:47.000 And then you have Another, you will have another four years of former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:25:52.000 So you've got eight, three, and another four.

00:25:55.000 And at a certain point, it's so easy a child can do it, they go, wait a second.

00:25:58.000 Gas prices go up.

00:25:59.000 Okay, economy not doing as well.

00:26:01.000 All right, we all know what we were living under President Donald Trump.

00:26:04.000 Mean tweet, but everything was better. 0.99

00:26:05.000 And now we're back to the same old crap. 0.99

00:26:08.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:09.000 I don't even like the way that he started out the segment.

00:26:11.000 He's like, you're talking about these 300-round magazines.

00:26:13.000 I'm like, you're using an example that doesn't exist in these crime statistics at all.

00:26:18.000 Like, at all.

00:26:19.000 Show me the last crime that somebody committed with a 300-round magazine.

00:26:23.000 I don't know that I've ever seen a 300-round magazine.

00:26:27.000 I've seen drum magazines at maybe a hundred, and even then it's more of a novelty.

00:26:32.000 No one would rely on that for defense.

00:26:33.000 You're thinking he knows anything about guns at all.

00:26:36.000 That's a fair point.

00:26:37.000 No, but he's saying this, he's turning to the American people, and he is the former Vice President of the United States of America, trying to make an argument about a very serious problem that we're all dealing with, and he says something that is so completely untrue that video games don't even have it.

00:26:51.000 Right.

00:26:52.000 And then he says, we have to get rid of these kinds of things.

00:26:55.000 And it's like, well, that's not the problem, Joe.

00:26:56.000 You know why he does that?

00:26:57.000 You know what?

00:26:58.000 He has to obfuscate it.

00:26:59.000 So here's the reason they want to make it about abortion and gun control, not about the economy, not about energy policy, not about foreign policy, not about what affects your life.

00:27:07.000 They want to make it about abortion and gun control. 0.55

00:27:10.000 And this is why they're not outraged at the leak that took place with the Supreme Court and they're not nearly as outraged about the attempted murder of Justice Kavanaugh as they are about you owning a firearm, is they need to take those issues because they feel that they can obfuscate them more.

00:27:22.000 Oh, pro-choice.

00:27:23.000 When you look at Americans, most Americans define themselves as largely pro-choice.

00:27:27.000 When you get into the statistics regarding where there should be limitations on abortions, The vast majority of Americans would agree far more with many of the Republican bills that have taken place at a state level.

00:27:36.000 Same thing with firearms.

00:27:37.000 If you poll Americans, they say, well yeah, a majority of Americans support sensible gun control policy.

00:27:41.000 Then when you look at the individual policies and you actually explain them to Americans, the vast majority of them are against it.

00:27:46.000 And the reason he has to say 300, remember he used to say, you don't need 40 rounds.

00:27:49.000 That's what he said.

00:27:50.000 Just fire a shotgun into the air, which is a crime, by the way. 0.96

00:27:55.000 You're now criminal as well. 0.80

00:27:56.000 It's former Vice President Elmer Fudd.

00:27:56.000 Endangered.

00:27:58.000 I don't know what he's thinking.

00:28:00.000 But he said fire the shotgun because back then there was 50 rounds, but here's the thing now at this point in history Americans, for the same reason that we just gave you that stat earlier, all references available at ladderworthcreditor.com, more black gun owners than ever, Americans now go, 50 rounds if my city's on fire?

00:28:15.000 Sounds about right.

00:28:16.000 25 rounds?

00:28:17.000 Because in California it's banned at 8, sorry, banned at 10 in California, and you have to have a bullet button.

00:28:22.000 Matthew McConaughey was talking about three shells for mandatory birds.

00:28:26.000 American Valley.

00:28:29.000 So he has to say 300.

00:28:30.000 He has to say 300 because saying what's realistic, you know, an AR-15, you're typically looking at around 40 round magazines.

00:28:38.000 With handguns, on average, you're looking between 12 and 15.

00:28:41.000 A concealed carry handgun might be 10.

00:28:43.000 No one thinks that's unreasonable.

00:28:44.000 People go, well, 300, that sounds a little bit weird.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, if you're talking about mass shootings taking place in the back of a wagon with a Gatling gun, Exactly.

00:28:53.000 Most people are like, can I get a link to that 300-round magazine?

00:28:57.000 Is that on Amazon for Prime delivery, or how do I get that?

00:29:00.000 You get that next day.

00:29:03.000 Alright.

00:29:03.000 They got laser guns out here.

00:29:05.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:06.000 I saw it.

00:29:08.000 It's Arnold Schwarzenegger, fella.

00:29:10.000 He had it fantastic. 1.00

00:29:12.000 He called him an ugly motherfucker. 1.00

00:29:13.000 I can't say the word. 1.00

00:29:15.000 So when he was talking about gun control measures, Kimmel actually had a question.

00:29:22.000 It was interesting, but here's the thing.

00:29:24.000 You think this isn't a softball question.

00:29:26.000 Unfortunately, there was zero follow-up.

00:29:28.000 I thought maybe Kimmel's asking this because he actually, you know, has the answer.

00:29:32.000 And instead, it was, hey, here's a layup.

00:29:34.000 It's like t-ball.

00:29:35.000 It's like t-ball for lies, former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:29:38.000 Here is former Vice President Joe Biden just flat out, very easily Proofably lying about executive orders. Can't you issue an

00:29:45.000 executive order trump pass those out like Halloween?

00:29:48.000 Well, I have issued executive orders within the power of the presidency to be able to deal with

00:29:57.000 These everything having to do with guns gun ownership Whether or not you have to have a waiting but all the

00:30:04.000 things are within my power But what I don't want to do and I'm not being facetious

00:30:07.000 I don't want to emulate keep saying that because abuse of the Constitution and the Constitutional authority

00:30:14.000 I mean that sincerely, because I often get asked, look, the Republicans don't play it square, why do you play it square?

00:30:21.000 Oh, please.

00:30:22.000 Well, guess what?

00:30:23.000 If we do the same thing they do, our democracy will literally be in jeopardy.

00:30:26.000 Zip it! 0.94

00:30:27.000 Okay, two things before I get to the fact that that's absolutely untrue.

00:30:29.000 Well, let me just hit you with this.

00:30:31.000 First 100 days, Biden issued more executive orders than Trump, than Obama, than Clinton, than Bush.

00:30:35.000 He averaged 67 executive orders per year.

00:30:37.000 Compare that to Donald Trump, 55 executive orders per year.

00:30:40.000 And Donald Trump, a huge portion of his executive orders were really just undoing Obama's executive orders, which, by the way, were unprecedented.

00:30:45.000 So just to be clear, that's a straight-out lie.

00:30:47.000 But two other things.

00:30:49.000 You ever had a mechanic, or you ever known somebody who always tells you, like, I'm not going to lie to you?

00:30:54.000 Or they say, to tell you the truth?

00:30:55.000 Yeah, that's a red flag.

00:30:56.000 When you're at the third to tell you the truth, you're going, what were you telling me before?

00:31:00.000 Look, I'm not being facetious here.

00:31:02.000 That implies that you were being facetious earlier.

00:31:04.000 And Donald Trump did this too, but he was more clever about it, because he would have alibis.

00:31:13.000 Joe Biden goes, and everyone always asks me, why do you play square when Republicans don't?

00:31:18.000 He's like the Steven Seagal of former vice presidents.

00:31:20.000 That's what you're Stephen King?

00:31:21.000 I was like, other people, they uh, they tell me you're amazing.

00:31:27.000 I had the Dalai Lama say, you are Buddha incarnate.

00:31:32.000 It wasn't me who said that, that was the Dalai Lama.

00:31:35.000 Sounds like you, Joe.

00:31:35.000 Yeah, it sounds like you, Mr. Seagal.

00:31:38.000 Well, the worst part of that at the very end was when he said, this threatens our democracy.

00:31:43.000 Our democracy could crumble.

00:31:44.000 And I'm like, this is the point where in this video, I actually had to pause for a minute on the video and I'm like, He believes this.

00:31:51.000 Not only does he believe it, the audience believes it because they clap.

00:31:55.000 Jimmy Kimmel believes it because he reiterates it either right then or at some point later in the show about democracy.

00:31:59.000 I'm like, do you understand what you're saying?

00:32:02.000 You're the very people that are a threat to the democracy that we have because you're saying government needs to control more and more and more people's lives.

00:32:09.000 Republicans just want freedom for you.

00:32:11.000 That's it.

00:32:12.000 Hey, we're not a democracy.

00:32:14.000 Well, that's true.

00:32:15.000 I understand that.

00:32:16.000 We are a constitutional republic, but you're right.

00:32:18.000 But the point remains, he's full of it.

00:32:20.000 And he doesn't understand, it's like, typically the people, people who want to allow citizens to keep firearms, keep in mind here, this is very important.

00:32:28.000 I think a lot of people miss this.

00:32:29.000 It's not about the hypocrisy.

00:32:31.000 Of course, all of these people have armed guards.

00:32:33.000 I get it.

00:32:35.000 But it's the issue at hand.

00:32:37.000 underlying issue here is they're not saying that they shouldn't have the right to protection

00:32:42.000 and firearms.

00:32:44.000 They're saying you, and if you look throughout history, that is the...

00:32:48.000 As a matter of fact, it's always sort of the foundational red flag of what could become

00:32:53.000 a tyrannical government.

00:32:54.000 If it's not tyrannical today, it absolutely will be if you allow them to remove your firearms.

00:32:59.000 This is something that...

00:33:00.000 It's also the first generation that's ever demanded less rights. 0.65

00:33:03.000 Look, people talk about a compromise on gun control.

00:33:07.000 Compromise means what?

00:33:08.000 There's a give and take.

00:33:09.000 I want you to...

00:33:10.000 Comment below.

00:33:12.000 This is a genuine question.

00:33:13.000 Outside of abortion and drugs, where are the Democrats, and of course that's just a lie, but where are they ever offering to give you more freedom?

00:33:22.000 Look at the gun control policies.

00:33:24.000 Where's the give?

00:33:25.000 It's just a take.

00:33:26.000 It's a magazine.

00:33:26.000 It's limiting firearms.

00:33:28.000 It's limiting your ability to finish off.

00:33:29.000 What's the give?

00:33:31.000 What's the give?

00:33:32.000 Hey, how about this?

00:33:33.000 How about if there's a give, like, oh, and by the way, you know what?

00:33:35.000 If you do pass all of these background... I'm not saying that I would approve of these policies, but if they said if you do pass all these background checks and these stricter measures, we'll remove that class 3 stamp that you need to get, for example, a suppressor or silencer.

00:33:46.000 You can buy that just like any other firearm because you've very clearly gone through it and that's ridiculous.

00:33:49.000 Let's get rid of some red tape.

00:33:50.000 It's only a take.

00:33:51.000 There's never a give.

00:33:52.000 It's only a take.

00:33:53.000 And Democrats on every single issue, Joe Biden, we're going to lose our democracy.

00:33:57.000 You're the guy who wants to take.

00:33:59.000 Take what?

00:33:59.000 Take the choice of what you can drive.

00:34:02.000 If not, make it so expensive that you can't drive it.

00:34:06.000 So unaffordable and so expensive as far as fuel that you can't.

00:34:08.000 Hey, take what you can eat when you're cut back on meat.

00:34:12.000 If not, make it so expensive through policies that you're not able to eat meat.

00:34:15.000 You should be eating crickets.

00:34:16.000 Take how much money you have in your pocket.

00:34:21.000 Take which school you can attend, not to mention firearms.

00:34:24.000 There's no give.

00:34:25.000 So when people say, ooh, both sides, man.

00:34:28.000 Look, I get it.

00:34:28.000 Republicans are pansies and I have a problem with a lot of their spinelessness.

00:34:32.000 That being said, the Democratic platform saying we're going to lose our democracy.

00:34:38.000 How are democracies usually lost?

00:34:40.000 Assuming that he doesn't understand this is a representative republic.

00:34:42.000 I get it.

00:34:43.000 How are democracies usually lost?

00:34:45.000 They're lost by people in power accruing power by removing freedoms from the citizens, and that is every single policy that has been proposed outside of abortions, taxpayer-funded, and, you know, free crystal meth in the state of Oregon.

00:35:01.000 Well, give them every single gun law that they want right now, and when the next mass shooting happens, because it will, because you didn't solve the problem, we gave you practical solutions about arming people in gun-free zones to make sure that people couldn't just walk in and shoot willy-nilly, Go ahead, make all those gun laws, when it happens again, we need to take a little bit more.

00:35:19.000 Because we didn't take enough.

00:35:20.000 And when it happens again, we need to take a little bit more because it didn't happen, we didn't take enough from you.

00:35:26.000 That is the only in for this.

00:35:27.000 That's it.

00:35:28.000 How many times do you have to say, look, Chicago.

00:35:31.000 Look at California.

00:35:32.000 Look at New York.

00:35:34.000 All these people, the criminals still have guns. 0.55

00:35:37.000 They still hurt people.

00:35:38.000 It's not going to change anything.

00:35:41.000 What needs to change is people's moral compasses.

00:35:44.000 Like the Matthew McConaughey speech.

00:35:46.000 It was really great.

00:35:47.000 Until the second half when he started going into red flag laws and all these things.

00:35:51.000 The first part was great.

00:35:52.000 We need to return to our family values.

00:35:54.000 Our American values.

00:35:55.000 Those are the things that we need to go back to because if without those, you have deranged people that will cause harm.

00:36:02.000 That was called pandering.

00:36:03.000 Well, yeah, of course, right?

00:36:05.000 No, but you're right.

00:36:06.000 Without those, without morals, deranged people will cause harm regardless.

00:36:11.000 I'm not saying like no laws for anything, but to just create arbitrary laws, like every one that he listed were completely arbitrary.

00:36:20.000 Changing the age, what is that going to do? 0.95

00:36:21.000 They're going to, okay, I'm a crazy person so I'm going to change the next three years.

00:36:25.000 Yep.

00:36:26.000 That's not going to change anything.

00:36:27.000 They need to return to the values.

00:36:29.000 Alright, how about 21 to vote?

00:36:30.000 You know what, how about just ID to vote?

00:36:33.000 21 to buy a firearm?

00:36:34.000 Make it 1H for everything, or just... No, you know what?

00:36:38.000 No option B. Make it 1H for everything.

00:36:40.000 If you can be enlisted, you should be able to buy a beer.

00:36:44.000 It's just one of those things.

00:36:45.000 You have 16 with driving and learning discipline, then you have 18, you can be enlisted and you can be tried as an adult, and then you have 21 when you can drink and now they want it to be, oh, you can only own... But only, we're talking about AR-15s and not, well, handguns are already 21, so maybe some right... Look, make it 1H.

00:36:59.000 1H to vote.

00:37:00.000 Are you saying that 21 is the new 18?

00:37:02.000 Fine.

00:37:02.000 There needs to be a give and a take.

00:37:05.000 It's only take.

00:37:07.000 Until you get so far along down the trail where you say, hold on a second, wait, I'm a parent and I'm not allowed to stop my child from being on puberty blockers?

00:37:16.000 Let Child Protective Services come in and take them away? 0.78

00:37:18.000 Which, by the way, has happened.

00:37:20.000 Very small amounts.

00:37:21.000 So you don't care now until it affects you.

00:37:24.000 That's a lot of people.

00:37:26.000 I'm not being facetious.

00:37:28.000 That means you are.

00:37:29.000 All right.

00:37:29.000 So here he goes and he says, uh, well, this is one where he kind of makes a joke, but he's not joking.

00:37:35.000 I understand that argument, but also it's like you're playing Monopoly with somebody who, you know, won't pass go and won't follow any of the rules, and how do you ever make any progress if they're not following the rules?

00:37:47.000 Well, you gotta send them to jail, you know.

00:37:50.000 Directly to jail?

00:37:57.000 Can you imagine if Donald Trump joked about just jailing dissidents?

00:38:00.000 Which, by the way, is what you've done with the January 6th... Sorry, you call them insurrectionists.

00:38:05.000 Maybe you'll be able to find two among them?

00:38:07.000 Trespassers?

00:38:09.000 Vandals?

00:38:11.000 That's what they are.

00:38:12.000 The people who were there protesting peacefully, and there are those people, they're political prisoners.

00:38:16.000 Oh, you gotta put them in jail. 0.98

00:38:17.000 And this is also what's interesting.

00:38:21.000 He plays so square.

00:38:22.000 That's right.

00:38:23.000 He plays so square and talks about putting political opponents in jail that YouTube has to ban any videos that question his square play of the election.

00:38:32.000 It's so clearly square that Twitter, Facebook, and YouTube have to remove any content that questions the safety and security of an election to ensure that you tell him consistently, as one does, that Joe Biden is so... He plays it so square.

00:38:45.000 That's what they're telling me.

00:38:46.000 They're telling me I play so square.

00:38:48.000 Polygon.

00:38:48.000 Four sides.

00:38:49.000 Equal lengths.

00:38:49.000 That's just weird.

00:38:50.000 But I love how Kimmel says- No, no, wait, wait, wait.

00:38:53.000 Well, you're not done.

00:38:54.000 Not a trapezoid.

00:38:55.000 Trapezoid is a diagonal.

00:38:55.000 Was that a comma?

00:38:57.000 It's a concave convex.

00:38:58.000 It's the same as square.

00:38:59.000 Angles.

00:39:00.000 Right angles.

00:39:01.000 Same length.

00:39:02.000 Vector points.

00:39:03.000 That's what they always tell me.

00:39:04.000 He would totally do that.

00:39:06.000 My favorite math is in the square root.

00:39:08.000 Because I like that Sesame Street song.

00:39:12.000 It's hip to be a square.

00:39:13.000 By the way, I really like those Muppets that say yes all the time.

00:39:16.000 That's fantastic.

00:39:18.000 No, and Kimball says they don't play by the rules.

00:39:20.000 What he was talking about before that was not letting Barack Obama put another Supreme Court justice on at the end of his term, and then also saying for them to get anything passed right now, they have to go by the what-what-what Senate rules that say that you have to have a 60 vote, otherwise they can filibuster.

00:39:35.000 That's the only- they're playing by the rules that are on the books right now!

00:39:38.000 Exactly.

00:39:38.000 What the hell are you talking about, Jimmy?

00:39:40.000 Wait, do they not like the filibuster now? 0.81

00:39:41.000 They don't like the rules!

00:39:42.000 Or do they do like it?

00:39:43.000 It's confusing sometimes.

00:39:44.000 It's a fair question.

00:39:45.000 It goes back and forth.

00:39:46.000 Has come out and said that the filibuster should not ever be touched.

00:39:49.000 Right.

00:39:49.000 It's a fair question.

00:39:50.000 I just think, I think you and Joe, the reason you're not understanding is you're so far apart.

00:39:53.000 You're more oblong.

00:39:55.000 Ah.

00:39:57.000 Is that like wobbly?

00:39:58.000 I don't know.

00:39:59.000 Circle?

00:39:59.000 Egg shape?

00:40:00.000 Like a rhombus.

00:40:01.000 Yes.

00:40:01.000 Rhombus.

00:40:02.000 A what?

00:40:02.000 Rhombus, yeah.

00:40:03.000 That's it.

00:40:04.000 By the way, my rhomboids are popping out of this.

00:40:07.000 Popping rhomboids.

00:40:07.000 Popping out of this tuxedo that I wore at my wedding.

00:40:11.000 Is it?

00:40:12.000 Yeah, it's just, but you know, it got smaller.

00:40:16.000 I blame the dry cleaner.

00:40:21.000 You know what I think is sort of playing against the rules?

00:40:25.000 They're talking about President Barack Obama and they're talking about trying to appoint a Supreme Court Justice.

00:40:32.000 Completely and knowingly falsely accusing a Supreme Court Justice at that point nominee of gang rape.

00:40:39.000 I don't know.

00:40:39.000 I think that is, if you look through the rule book, it's not like Arabic, like, there's nothing in here that says a golden retriever can't accuse a Supreme Court justice of gang rape, but actually there is.

00:40:47.000 There is, yes.

00:40:48.000 It's called defamation, slander.

00:40:51.000 So I think that's against, you know, for me, I don't know.

00:40:53.000 I think that's against, and then also accusing the other one, Gorsuch, of being a neo-Nazi, being a fascist in college.

00:40:58.000 Hey, you know what I think is against the rules? 0.99

00:40:59.000 A bullshit witch hunt, which by your own admission about Donald Trump with peeing prostitutes in Russia, I think that's against the rules. 0.98

00:41:06.000 I think straight up lying Or saying things like 300 round magazines, which by the way I don't think appears anywhere in the legislation that's proposed. 0.99

00:41:14.000 And by the way, by saying I don't think means I know it's not in there.

00:41:17.000 I think that's against the rules.

00:41:20.000 Call me old-fashioned.

00:41:21.000 And by the way, here's what Jimmy Kimmel thinks of you, the American citizen.

00:41:27.000 I think this all makes perfect sense.

00:41:29.000 And the fact that this makes sense is why it doesn't make sense, and why it seems so crazy, and that we have so many problems, and that... So brilliant.

00:41:39.000 Maybe it's just that Americans aren't as knowledgeable as they should be, or maybe there's a, uh, a death star pumping false information into our brains.

00:41:48.000 Fox, right?

00:41:49.000 Or, yeah, or maybe, or maybe it's always been this way.

00:41:54.000 The Irony Ship.

00:41:55.000 It's not stopping.

00:41:57.000 It's rolling right through.

00:41:58.000 He's on ABC.

00:42:00.000 By the way, partners with DISNEY.

00:42:05.000 And you're bitching about Fox News. 1.00

00:42:07.000 ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, Fox News.

00:42:11.000 They're the only ones alive.

00:42:12.000 He thinks Fox News is the Death Star.

00:42:15.000 Yeah, he thinks Fox News is the Death Star.

00:42:16.000 Maybe Americans need to educate themselves.

00:42:20.000 Tell me what a semi-automatic is.

00:42:22.000 Yes.

00:42:22.000 Tell me what a semi-automatic weapon is.

00:42:24.000 300 Brown Magazine.

00:42:25.000 You just said it.

00:42:27.000 Do me a favor.

00:42:27.000 Tell me what a fully semi-automatic weapon is.

00:42:29.000 Yeah, define it.

00:42:30.000 And I do think that Americans need to educate themselves.

00:42:32.000 I do.

00:42:32.000 I don't disagree with that.

00:42:34.000 But I don't think you're dumb just because you're a gun owner. 0.98

00:42:36.000 That's the issue there. 0.95

00:42:37.000 They want to pigeonhole you and remove your rights.

00:42:40.000 Jimmy Kimmel is the worst. 1.00

00:42:43.000 Well, his last sentence there was dumb. 0.99

00:42:46.000 He basically said, I don't know if it's been this way all the time or maybe people are just uneducated or maybe 0.98

00:42:51.000 there's he just basically is like I have no clue what's going on

00:42:54.000 what do you think yeah save me

00:42:58.000 Somebody give him a prep document, okay? 0.99

00:43:01.000 Please, get a prompter over there that has a few points on it so he doesn't sound like the moron he is. 0.99

00:43:04.000 That's how bad it is because this is all prep. 0.99

00:43:09.000 That's not a natural conversation that they just had.

00:43:11.000 They practiced it, it's a script, that's how late night shows are made.

00:43:15.000 They had to put down sorbethane.

00:43:16.000 Even in that, they couldn't plan with facts or anything.

00:43:20.000 They put down sorbethane shock absorbers and Joe Biden still cracked his forearm.

00:43:25.000 Can you play that again?

00:43:26.000 Play that last clip again of Jimmy Kimmel and I think it is clip eye.

00:43:31.000 I think this all makes perfect sense.

00:43:33.000 And the fact that this makes sense is why it doesn't make sense.

00:43:37.000 And why it seems so crazy and that we have so many problems.

00:43:41.000 Let's talk about the passage of time.

00:43:42.000 And that maybe it's just that Americans aren't as knowledgeable as they should be.

00:43:46.000 Or maybe there's a death star pumping false information into our brains.

00:43:52.000 Fox, right?

00:43:55.000 Or maybe it's always been this way.

00:43:57.000 Can I just, look.

00:43:59.000 Think about this for a second.

00:44:00.000 Okay.

00:44:01.000 You've got Jimmy Kimmel.

00:44:02.000 By the way, hats off to that crowd animator with the applause sign.

00:44:05.000 I know.

00:44:05.000 That guy is probably in a coma.

00:44:08.000 Think about this.

00:44:08.000 You've got Jimmy Kimmel.

00:44:10.000 Okay.

00:44:11.000 And this could have been any of the late night shows.

00:44:13.000 Yeah.

00:44:13.000 This could have been Jimmy Kimmel.

00:44:14.000 This could have been Colbert.

00:44:14.000 This could have been Jimmy Fallon.

00:44:16.000 Take your pick.

00:44:17.000 Any of the Netflix.

00:44:18.000 I don't even know what the other shows are right now that are out there.

00:44:21.000 Seems like there's a new one every single week and then it fails.

00:44:24.000 So you've got ABC.

00:44:25.000 You've got NBC.

00:44:25.000 You've got CBS.

00:44:26.000 You've got most of cable.

00:44:27.000 ABC is Disney.

00:44:29.000 NBC is Universal.

00:44:31.000 CBS is Viacom, I believe.

00:44:33.000 CNN is Turner.

00:44:35.000 So you've got Jimmy Kimmel sitting there on, by the way, with his own salary is more than our entire,

00:44:42.000 probably two year operational budget.

00:44:44.000 His own individual salary, probably his executive producer's salary,

00:44:48.000 his showrunner's salary.

00:44:49.000 So you have him sitting there on one of the most powerful networks in this country,

00:44:53.000 one of the original three, with the sitting former vice president of the United States.

00:44:59.000 And you have Facebook and Twitter and YouTube, which is Alphabet, you know, controlling 90 plus percent

00:45:07.000 of information out there who've openly said that they lean left.

00:45:11.000 They have openly decided to work with the White House.

00:45:13.000 They haven't said they lean left, but they said they're working with the White House to fact-check information.

00:45:17.000 So they have, right there, you have an encapsul- and this was uploaded to YouTube, that's where we pulled it.

00:45:22.000 You've got Jimmy Kimmel, ABC, all of the networks, all of the media, all of the entertainment industry, the White House, Sitting right there.

00:45:31.000 President.

00:45:32.000 Former Vice President.

00:45:33.000 And then President Harris.

00:45:35.000 And then you have it being pumped out and favored.

00:45:37.000 All of you probably know that this has showed up as suggested.

00:45:39.000 It's very easily searchable.

00:45:41.000 It makes it to the top of trends.

00:45:42.000 On all the major... And that's still not enough.

00:45:45.000 They want to take away Fox News.

00:45:47.000 They've got to get rid of episodes of this show.

00:45:49.000 Do you see where the fight is?

00:45:51.000 Think about that.

00:45:52.000 How do you think a democracy crumbles?

00:45:56.000 You've basically got people more powerful when you combine them than the old Romans. 0.99

00:46:00.000 If you go back to Rome and you go back to the day in the Roman Republic where they had the Senate and the Emperor.

00:46:05.000 If they all got together, Senate, Emperor, instead of Ides of March, they all just met up and were like, let's just all do the exact same thing and take everything from the plebs. 1.00

00:46:11.000 They'd be like, yeah, good, deal.

00:46:13.000 That's what's happening right there.

00:46:14.000 Entertainment industry, all of Hollywood, all of media, the White House, and all of big tech.

00:46:21.000 And they have to create a villain.

00:46:22.000 They think Fox News is the Death Star.

00:46:24.000 This show is the Death Star because they can't compete.

00:46:28.000 So they've got to remove it.

00:46:30.000 Hey, you know what?

00:46:31.000 Maybe that coincides with why it's so important to take away your guns.

00:46:36.000 They've tried to take away your access to information.

00:46:39.000 They've gotten pretty far with that.

00:46:41.000 That's why I also recommend you go watch on Rumble, support us, promo code KULTURE.

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00:46:46.000 Don't if you don't want to.

00:46:46.000 It's what keeps the doors open.

00:46:48.000 We do have a target on our back.

00:46:50.000 Had a lot of legal issues to deal with this week.

00:46:52.000 Dealing with YouTube.

00:46:54.000 And it's still not enough.

00:46:56.000 When is it enough?

00:46:58.000 The only thing left is you, the citizen.

00:46:59.000 That's all that's left!

00:47:02.000 Stolen!

00:47:02.000 Couldn't... Oh, I want control of the media.

00:47:05.000 Okay, you got it!

00:47:07.000 I want media to be larger and more powerful.

00:47:08.000 Okay, you got it!

00:47:09.000 I want to count the votes.

00:47:11.000 Okay, you got it!

00:47:14.000 I want to be able to project my message everywhere across the country.

00:47:16.000 Okay, you got it!

00:47:18.000 And I want other people to not be able to question me.

00:47:21.000 Okay, you got it.

00:47:22.000 Fact check.

00:47:22.000 Removed.

00:47:24.000 What more is there?

00:47:28.000 I get it, seizing people who argue seizing the means of production and distribution as far as socialists economically, but I'm talking about culturally and your rights.

00:47:36.000 What more is there for them to take?

00:47:40.000 Democracy might crumble if we don't remove everything else.

00:47:44.000 And by the way, that's also why...

00:47:47.000 This is going to be hard to lift.

00:47:50.000 We do have a few sponsors here, and they have the balls to support us.

00:47:52.000 What's Patriot Supply?

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00:47:54.000 Yeah, and this is one of those things, remember when I told you guys, I said you don't need to believe that there's going to be some, is it, what is it, not EMT, what's the term, the electronic?

00:48:02.000 Yeah, EMP.

00:48:02.000 EMP.

00:48:03.000 EMT is the people who clean up, you know, the blood.

00:48:05.000 DMT is where you get loopy. 1.00

00:48:07.000 DMT is where you look at shit. 1.00

00:48:08.000 You see the aliens, bro. 1.00

00:48:09.000 You don't need that to happen to just be prepared for an emergency.

00:48:12.000 Hey, did you guys wish that you maybe had some spare toilet paper?

00:48:15.000 Do you maybe wish that you'd stocked up on gas?

00:48:18.000 Baby formula?

00:48:19.000 Shortages, baby.

00:48:20.000 So I think also it's very clear what used to be considered a prepper or crazy, now people say, oh yeah, it's probably a good idea to not rely on my government to be honest for my food and for my autonomy.

00:48:32.000 So we do actually have right now, there's a promo code, three months of food per person.

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00:48:42.000 Three-month food supply.

00:48:43.000 They've got everything in there.

00:48:43.000 I have a couple of these at home.

00:48:45.000 A way to heat it up.

00:48:45.000 Some water.

00:48:46.000 I lived through the ice storm in Montreal where we didn't have power for days and days and there was no way to get food.

00:48:51.000 So, it's not like it was foreign to me to prepare.

00:48:53.000 When you live in an ice-cold climate, you all have that.

00:48:55.000 Yeah.

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00:48:59.000 Right?

00:49:00.000 I wasn't worried, but thank you.

00:49:01.000 Customers.

00:49:02.000 Customers say they're good.

00:49:03.000 Yep.

00:49:04.000 They are.

00:49:04.000 Their oatmeal is really good.

00:49:05.000 It is very good.

00:49:06.000 I was very irresponsible.

00:49:07.000 I love the pudding.

00:49:07.000 Nelson Mandela loves the pudding.

00:49:09.000 I came home after a couple of beers and I was like, I don't have anything.

00:49:09.000 I love the pudding.

00:49:12.000 I got some oatmeal in here.

00:49:13.000 I got some oatmeal.

00:49:14.000 Is that why you need more oatmeal?

00:49:15.000 That's why I need the machine.

00:49:16.000 I'm not gonna pay Quaker.

00:49:19.000 I have Quaker dollars.

00:49:22.000 Big Quaker. 0.58

00:49:23.000 Big Quaker. 0.58

00:49:24.000 Big oatmeal.

00:49:27.000 Yeah.

00:49:27.000 By the way, you need to talk about fiat currency, what's going to be the new standard reserve currency, and saying it's not the United States.

00:49:33.000 I'm quite convinced it'll be Kohl's Cash.

00:49:34.000 Drain.

00:49:35.000 Because white edges control everything.

00:49:37.000 I've been saving up on that Kohl's Cash.

00:49:39.000 Yeah, that Kohl's Cash.

00:49:39.000 Is that a thing still?

00:49:40.000 Where they mark something up by 500% to mark it down by 50%.

00:49:43.000 Yeah.

00:49:44.000 You're getting a deal!

00:49:44.000 You think I don't notice, but I notice.

00:49:46.000 Look at this!

00:49:46.000 It's 50% off.

00:49:47.000 You're like, yeah, but it was $900 for a pan.

00:49:49.000 Yeah, you marked it up.

00:49:51.000 You showed me the cost.

00:49:53.000 By the diamond hand!

00:49:55.000 Oh, that's right.

00:49:58.000 Look, I got this.

00:49:58.000 We did get the blood diamond.

00:50:01.000 Blood diamond hands.

00:50:02.000 Here's the funny thing, too.

00:50:03.000 People think because I'm a conservative that I'm a big consumer.

00:50:06.000 You know this.

00:50:07.000 I don't buy anything.

00:50:08.000 I actually have very little use for money.

00:50:10.000 Pretty much everything I earn is for my children, future generations.

00:50:14.000 I don't get the diamond, the jewelry thing.

00:50:16.000 Me neither, man.

00:50:18.000 And it's not just because, oh, Third, I understand the whole concept of blood diamonds. 1.00

00:50:21.000 I just think it's really stupid. 1.00

00:50:23.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:23.000 The idea that we pay so much for a ring and that people get convinced here, well, it should be X amount of your salary. 0.99

00:50:27.000 It's like a shiny rock.

00:50:29.000 Yeah.

00:50:29.000 Look at it.

00:50:30.000 And then you're like, well, I have a shiny rock.

00:50:32.000 That's the fake shiny rock.

00:50:33.000 You don't love your wife if you don't have a shiny rock.

00:50:35.000 This one is $10,000.

00:50:36.000 But I can't tell that it's the fake shiny rock.

00:50:38.000 Shouldn't that be enough?

00:50:39.000 Yeah, but hold on.

00:50:39.000 But if you come here and I get this thing, hold on a second.

00:50:42.000 I'm going to tell you what a worthless piece of shit fiance you are. 1.00

00:50:46.000 Give me two minutes. 1.00

00:50:47.000 Yep, he doesn't love you.

00:50:48.000 It's a fake industry.

00:50:50.000 The whole industry is propped up by supply.

00:50:54.000 And by the way, women watching, I want to hear your opinion on that. 1.00

00:50:59.000 Comment below.

00:50:59.000 Because I know you'll likely, in theory, agree.

00:51:03.000 And then you want one anyway.

00:51:07.000 Come on.

00:51:07.000 That's always what happens.

00:51:08.000 Can't say no to a diamond.

00:51:09.000 I don't want a big wedding.

00:51:11.000 Oh, great.

00:51:12.000 Wait till we see the bill.

00:51:13.000 800 people.

00:51:15.000 It's just the actual people in the diamond mines.

00:51:18.000 This wedding's the worst.

00:51:19.000 I remember digging up that diamond.

00:51:23.000 Catering by Boston Market would be much... They thought I stole it.

00:51:27.000 I took my fingers.

00:51:28.000 He took my thumbs, Charlie!

00:51:29.000 Alright.

00:51:30.000 My thumbs.

00:51:31.000 I've got blood all over my hand right now.

00:51:35.000 Okay, let's get to the Kavanaugh thing, by the way.

00:51:38.000 Because this is important.

00:51:40.000 Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh falsely accused of gang rape.

00:51:43.000 That's important, by the way.

00:51:45.000 Falsely.

00:51:45.000 Publicly.

00:51:46.000 Completely false.

00:51:47.000 Verifiably false.

00:51:49.000 Anyone who thinks there's any validity to what Christine Blasey... It has been proven false.

00:51:53.000 Just so you know, that's one of those things where you don't need to, and all the references at loudearthcrowder.com, I can't provide them for every single show. 0.99

00:52:00.000 If someone you're talking with in your life says, what about Brett Kavanaugh, and before they can finish a word, rape, just slap them and tell them, none of that shit! 0.99

00:52:09.000 And move on. 1.00

00:52:09.000 Indelible in the hippocampus? 1.00

00:52:12.000 Something, yeah.

00:52:14.000 I'm a doctor.

00:52:14.000 I mean, I made it up in the hippocampus.

00:52:16.000 No, I understand.

00:52:17.000 I appreciate you understand.

00:52:18.000 What was the address?

00:52:20.000 Well, uh... Well, you're not a doctor.

00:52:23.000 It was a long time ago.

00:52:24.000 I understand.

00:52:24.000 I understand it was a long time ago.

00:52:25.000 Can you tell me, like, the rough neighborhood? 1.00

00:52:27.000 You're a prick. 0.99

00:52:29.000 How about the house color? 1.00

00:52:29.000 Are you a sexist? 1.00

00:52:30.000 No, I think he's a sexist.

00:52:32.000 How about anybody that you've told that will now say that you're telling the truth?

00:52:36.000 Well, there's Becky.

00:52:38.000 Oh my God, I'm gonna have to prescribe myself some Xanax.

00:52:40.000 I don't have her number anymore though, so.

00:52:42.000 Some Xanax.

00:52:43.000 We should totally put you in front of Congress.

00:52:45.000 We'll do this tomorrow.

00:52:46.000 Yay! 0.99

00:52:46.000 Can't wait. 0.99

00:52:49.000 Pottery Barn, here I come.

00:52:51.000 I'm a doctor.

00:52:52.000 Get a big diamond.

00:52:54.000 Oh my god, I don't have any more popsicle sticks to put in my mouth!

00:52:58.000 This day is the worst!

00:52:59.000 You shouldn't be a doctor of anything.

00:53:01.000 So hard!

00:53:02.000 You shouldn't.

00:53:02.000 You should be in a straitjacket.

00:53:04.000 Alright, so, Kavanaugh.

00:53:06.000 By the way, still not encouraging the kind of violent attacks against Christine Blasey Ford that they've encouraged against sitting Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

00:53:14.000 So it was Wednesday, yesterday, that was June 8th for people who are listening on audio, just because sometimes people listen to this later on.

00:53:21.000 26 year old, the guy was, is it Nicholas Rosk?

00:53:24.000 Rosk.

00:53:25.000 Rosky.

00:53:26.000 Rosky?

00:53:26.000 Rosk.

00:53:27.000 Rosky.

00:53:27.000 I want to make sure.

00:53:28.000 This is something I've only read because I try to avoid watching other people's commentary.

00:53:31.000 Is it Rosk?

00:53:31.000 This person was arrested.

00:53:33.000 Attempted murder.

00:53:34.000 Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh, in case you don't already know this.

00:53:36.000 I'll just give you a quick recap.

00:53:38.000 And this is also... Is this the statement from the White House right here?

00:53:44.000 This is the criminal complaint.

00:53:45.000 Criminal complaint against him.

00:53:46.000 That's a criminal complaint.

00:53:47.000 White House.

00:53:48.000 That's a way to white, okay. 0.93

00:53:49.000 For people watching, I have a small monitor so sometimes I can't see what's up there when it's live.

00:53:52.000 It's not the size of the monitor that matters.

00:53:54.000 The point is he did it.

00:53:55.000 Alright, he did it.

00:53:56.000 Guilty!

00:53:59.000 Why?

00:53:59.000 Because you caught him doing it.

00:54:01.000 I mean, you know.

00:54:04.000 I don't know.

00:54:05.000 We could fudge it.

00:54:09.000 Just so everybody understands, yesterday they were like, let's just be clear, he wasn't arrested at Judge Kavanaugh's house.

00:54:13.000 They were trying to downplay this.

00:54:16.000 But this specific point, he got out of a cab in front of Kavanaugh's house, saw two U.S.

00:54:22.000 Marshals, and decided to walk down the street at one something in the morning.

00:54:27.000 The only reason that he didn't go to the front door and break in was there were two U.S.

00:54:32.000 Marshals in the driveway.

00:54:33.000 It's like, oh dang, I didn't know they worked this late.

00:54:35.000 No, they caught him way on the other side.

00:54:37.000 He wasn't even close to in harm.

00:54:39.000 I'm kind of surprised. 0.99

00:54:40.000 Why didn't the Marshals just kick the shit out of him right there? 0.99

00:54:42.000 Like, didn't you suspect it when he walked out, saw you, and started whistling hi-ho and running away? 1.00

00:54:49.000 I'm just looking for a house for sale in this neighborhood. 0.99

00:54:52.000 You know we're gonna beat the shit out of you, right sir? 0.99

00:54:54.000 Yeah, it's Justice Kavanaugh's house. 0.99

00:54:55.000 That's not where I'm going.

00:54:56.000 What?

00:54:57.000 This isn't where I parked my car.

00:54:58.000 Justice Kavanaugh?

00:54:59.000 Holy cow. 0.89

00:54:59.000 Wow. 0.89

00:55:00.000 Who's who?

00:55:02.000 U.S.

00:55:02.000 Marshals love the movie.

00:55:03.000 Yes, that right there is Justice Kavanaugh's house.

00:55:07.000 The one you said you wanted to shoot.

00:55:10.000 It's just the air fresheners have gone to his head and they don't work!

00:55:16.000 Last time I used Uber.

00:55:18.000 What, did you bathe in a vat of gin this morning?

00:55:20.000 So, here's what the Democrats had to say on this situation.

00:55:24.000 Someone trying to assassinate a sitting Supreme Court Justice.

00:55:28.000 Uh, from the WhiteHouse.gov.

00:55:29.000 The President condemns the actions of this individual in the strongest terms and is grateful to law enforcement for quickly taking them into custody.

00:55:35.000 Any violent threats, threats of violence... Oh, what?

00:55:38.000 Any violent threats, threats of violence... This is Joe Biden speaking!

00:55:41.000 This is as redundant as you can possibly imagine.

00:55:43.000 Any violence, threats... Or threats of violence... Threats of violence... Or attempts... I forgot about that.

00:55:47.000 I read it early this morning. 1.00

00:55:48.000 I was going, what an idiot. 1.00

00:55:50.000 Or attempts to violently threat... Yes, yes. 1.00

00:55:53.000 Any of those things.

00:55:53.000 Look, look.

00:55:54.000 We're not going to take any violent threats.

00:55:56.000 Well, and also, we're not gonna take any threats of violence.

00:56:00.000 And even if there's violence when you're saying something that's threatening it, in regards, that's gonna be a hard pass.

00:56:06.000 And then also, we don't want, you know, if you're violent, if you're saying you're gonna do something violent, and that's a threat too.

00:56:12.000 Huh.

00:56:13.000 Weird. 1.00

00:56:14.000 Get over here, let me lick you. 1.00

00:56:15.000 Hold on, give me, give me 12 minutes. 0.99

00:56:17.000 I gotta put my form.

00:56:19.000 It's not gonna lick itself.

00:56:20.000 Base, three points of contact.

00:56:23.000 I need an Epsom salt bath.

00:56:25.000 So, let's compare that right now, where threats of violence, violent threats, we condemn this, right?

00:56:29.000 That's what they say.

00:56:30.000 Strongest possible terms.

00:56:31.000 Strongest possible terms, which by the way is a way of not actually issuing the strongest possible terms.

00:56:35.000 What are those terms of the strongest possible?

00:56:37.000 Can you say those instead of saying the strongest possible terms?

00:56:40.000 Well, we would, but we already said the strongest possible.

00:56:42.000 Strong, by the way, than Donald Trump condemned the neo-Nazis at Charlottesville.

00:56:47.000 Who should be totally condemned, okay?

00:56:51.000 I'm not talking about them who should be totally condemned.

00:56:53.000 Some of you, if you're new to the show, you may not know that because they showed him saying very fine people on both sides.

00:56:58.000 He said who should be condemned totally.

00:57:01.000 Condemned totally is different than strongest possible terms.

00:57:03.000 Are we good? We're good. We're good. Fine.

00:57:05.000 Okay.

00:57:05.000 And then outside of it, we're not good.

00:57:06.000 They still cut it out.

00:57:07.000 Just saying if we're playing by their own game.

00:57:09.000 So let's contrast this strongest possible terms umbrella term, which means nothing, with the Biden White House, former vice president's White House, on the January 6th violence.

00:57:20.000 Let me be very clear.

00:57:23.000 The scenes of chaos at the Capitol do not reflect a true America.

00:57:29.000 Do not represent who we are, what we're seeing.

00:57:35.000 or a small number of extremists dedicated to lawlessness.

00:57:41.000 This is not dissent, it's disorder, it's chaos. It borders on sedition. Wrong. And it must end

00:57:50.000 now. Were there also threats of violence?

00:57:54.000 He's like, hold on, I forgot. The strongest possible terms.

00:57:57.000 Yeah, and the strongest possible terms.

00:57:58.000 I'm just saying, just compare, you know, how he felt about trespassers.

00:58:02.000 Now, here's the thing, I don't want to play the game that liberals do and say that they, we have a lot of conservatives right now saying, the left, they were encouraging acts of violence.

00:58:09.000 Now there has been that.

00:58:10.000 Kamala Harris with the riots.

00:58:12.000 Maxine Waters.

00:58:13.000 There have been actual calls to violence just to be clear.

00:58:18.000 There weren't direct calls to violence against Justice Brett Kavanaugh.

00:58:23.000 However, if we're playing by the standard that the left applies to everyone who is not them, let's look at Chuck Schumer, who by the way, I don't know if you know this, Chuck Schumer, he lives at the gates of hell.

00:58:38.000 Perched atop.

00:58:39.000 Cheap housing.

00:58:39.000 He's adjacent.

00:58:41.000 Very cheap.

00:58:41.000 He's hell adjacent.

00:58:43.000 Keeps him warm.

00:58:44.000 So here he is telling the Supreme Court Republican legislatures are waging a war on women!

00:58:53.000 All women! 0.95

00:58:54.000 And they're taking away fundamental rights.

00:58:59.000 I want to tell you, Gorsuch!

00:59:01.000 I want to tell you, Kavanaugh!

00:59:03.000 You have released the whirlwind!

00:59:06.000 and you will pay the price!

00:59:13.000 Woo! 0.99

00:59:14.000 Smirky face afterwards.

00:59:15.000 By the way, not all, and this is the problem with, you know, going back to what Kimmel 0.99

00:59:18.000 said about how Americans are, maybe they're ignorant. 0.94

00:59:20.000 No, here's the problem that you see from the left. 0.99

00:59:22.000 They're misinforming you.

00:59:24.000 The implication there is that you vote for Supreme Court justices.

00:59:27.000 You don't.

00:59:28.000 You don't.

00:59:29.000 And that's for a reason. 1.00

00:59:31.000 You know, Schoolhouse rocked that bitch. 1.00

00:59:34.000 You might learn a little bit. 1.00

00:59:35.000 Three branches of government.

00:59:36.000 So he's saying, look at what they're trying to do.

00:59:37.000 You will pay the price.

00:59:38.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:59:39.000 Hold on a second.

00:59:39.000 These people have already been appointed.

00:59:41.000 So him saying that, you will pay the price.

00:59:43.000 You can look at a lot of the rhetoric and you can see the consequences with someone attempting to murder Justice Kavanaugh.

00:59:51.000 No accountability.

00:59:51.000 I'm not seeing Jimmy Kimmel ask about that.

00:59:53.000 That happened the day Jimmy Kimmel did the interview with Joe Biden, just to be clear.

00:59:56.000 You would think.

00:59:57.000 Should have come up.

00:59:58.000 Should have come up.

00:59:59.000 If it was on his heart in the strongest possible terms.

00:59:59.000 Maybe.

01:00:02.000 Hard questions, Jimmy Kimmel had.

01:00:04.000 It's hard to touch my heart here, because there's... There's so many.

01:00:06.000 I know, there's the boobs. 1.00

01:00:07.000 Which, by the way, don't take that off right after the show. 0.66

01:00:10.000 You and I are going to hang out.

01:00:11.000 No, we're not.

01:00:12.000 Close up lines in my office, please.

01:00:14.000 So, let's compare what they said about The justices, the consequences, versus what they claim was a call to violence from Donald Trump for January 6th.

01:00:26.000 Keep in mind, that was a big reason for impeachment.

01:00:40.000 Our exciting adventures and boldest endeavors have not yet begun.

01:00:45.000 My fellow Americans, for our movement, for our children, and for our beloved country, and I say this, despite all that's happened, the best is yet to come.

01:01:00.000 So that, and pull the clip also as well where he was in that same speech saying peacefully.

01:01:04.000 He went out of his way to say peacefully.

01:01:07.000 Make your voices heard.

01:01:08.000 But that's the worst part.

01:01:10.000 Just so you know.

01:01:10.000 That's the clip that they played saying this was a threat of violence.

01:01:15.000 He was calling people to violence.

01:01:16.000 By the way, you should fight like hell.

01:01:18.000 Life is a fight.

01:01:20.000 Resign yourself to the fact that your life, it will always be a fight.

01:01:25.000 You don't have a choice.

01:01:26.000 This is something, this is a problem.

01:01:28.000 You know, you have this, I say this respectfully, but we've talked about white middle-class women who vote overwhelmingly Democrat, and I can't tell you how many, it's alarming the increase in female viewership that we see and how many will send me messages, particularly even after the baby formula shortage, saying, I just didn't pay attention because I didn't want, I didn't want to talk politics with my friends because I didn't want it to get ugly.

01:01:49.000 That's because women, temperamentally, are often better than us because you want to be agreeable. 1.00

01:01:55.000 Unfortunately, guess what?

01:01:56.000 You don't have a choice.

01:01:57.000 You don't have a choice to avoid the fight.

01:01:59.000 So, if you're going to fight, fight like hell.

01:02:01.000 Guess what?

01:02:01.000 You're already in it.

01:02:03.000 You can't what?

01:02:03.000 You're already in it.

01:02:04.000 What are we supposed to do? 0.94

01:02:06.000 Roll up and die? 0.93

01:02:06.000 Yeah. 0.93

01:02:07.000 You're gonna turtle up and die?

01:02:09.000 No, and here's a really quick comparison, too.

01:02:12.000 Lori Lightfoot tweeted this out, and I think we've got an overlay for it here.

01:02:12.000 I found this.

01:02:15.000 She said, to my friends in the LGBT plus community, the Supreme Court is coming for us next.

01:02:21.000 This moment has to be a call to arms.

01:02:23.000 That's a very clear statement.

01:02:25.000 That was one month ago that she made that statement.

01:02:28.000 And it's like, there's like, oh, this doesn't, this doesn't exist.

01:02:30.000 Like they're not saying go out and physically do this.

01:02:32.000 Listen, if you feel like the election has literally been stolen from you, what should you do?

01:02:40.000 That's a question that we all have to ask ourselves.

01:02:42.000 I'm not saying what they did on January 6th was correct.

01:02:45.000 I'm just saying you can understand why they would be mad about that.

01:02:45.000 Of course not.

01:02:48.000 And by the way, that's why they say you're not allowed to feel as though it isn't the most free and secure election of all time.

01:02:52.000 Exactly.

01:02:52.000 Otherwise we'll remove you.

01:02:53.000 Do you know what happens?

01:02:53.000 Right.

01:02:54.000 That's what actually leads.

01:02:56.000 To more violence, to civil war.

01:02:58.000 When you say, you're not allowed to feel that, and people say, I kind of do though.

01:03:01.000 I need to talk through it.

01:03:02.000 I kind of do feel it.

01:03:02.000 Yeah, but what about all these feelings I got?

01:03:04.000 You're not allowed to feel that way.

01:03:05.000 You're not allowed to think that.

01:03:06.000 But I kind of do think it.

01:03:07.000 You don't want any part of this, do we?

01:03:09.000 I think I kind of want it.

01:03:13.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:14.000 And then in this specific example here, they're literally saying, in Black Lives Matter protests and rallies, with the George Floyd verdict, with all of the other things that we have seen, the trials, to get out in the streets, to go and do things.

01:03:27.000 We saw it every single night, and they didn't condemn it.

01:03:30.000 They didn't come out and say in the strongest possible terms, you guys have to go home and stop with the foolishness of burning down your cities.

01:03:35.000 And now they're doing the same thing and setting us up for another summer of rage and going, but the Kavanaugh thing doesn't matter.

01:03:41.000 It doesn't matter that they went to a judge's house to try and kill him because he has an opinion that states ought to make their own law.

01:03:48.000 Let me distill this to something very, very specific.

01:03:52.000 Remember how they said, and by they I mean the media and the Democratic Party, but I repeat myself.

01:03:56.000 Remember how they said, they came in!

01:03:59.000 With a noose and gallows to hang Mike Pence.

01:04:03.000 Research team, get that to me within one minute.

01:04:06.000 Let's bring that up, the picture of the noose.

01:04:09.000 You wouldn't be able to hang a border collie.

01:04:13.000 It was obviously meant symbolically.

01:04:15.000 They tried to convince you that they were going in there to hang Vice President Mike Pence. 0.98

01:04:22.000 By the way, if you just go to the Pussy March and you see all these violent images, look, I understand. 0.98

01:04:26.000 I'm not necessarily a fan of them on either side. 0.99

01:04:28.000 I think it was really stupid to have that news right there. 1.00

01:04:30.000 I think you were given the media ammo that you didn't need to give them, just like I think it's stupid to wear a vagina hat. 1.00

01:04:33.000 But, that's me, Mr. Old Fashioned. 1.00

01:04:35.000 The point is, they said, look, they were going there to hang Mike Pence.

01:04:39.000 Oh, the horror! 0.81

01:04:40.000 This guy showed up at Justice Kavanaugh's house with a gun and a stated motive to murder him.

01:04:48.000 There you go.

01:04:50.000 You actually think there's structural integrity to that?

01:04:52.000 That's like a 4'9 person that can barely fit in it.

01:04:52.000 No.

01:04:55.000 Like, how much lumber do you have?

01:04:57.000 I'm like, I got this 5' piece, is that enough?

01:04:59.000 I'm so against this idea.

01:05:00.000 I don't like hanging people. 0.98

01:05:01.000 We should tar and feather them. 0.99

01:05:03.000 Yes. 0.99

01:05:03.000 Ah. 0.99

01:05:04.000 Yes.

01:05:04.000 See, you know, there's more humiliation.

01:05:06.000 Yes.

01:05:07.000 And it lasts longer.

01:05:08.000 Or tires with, uh, you know, flaming tires. 0.88

01:05:10.000 It's just, it's so... It's too far.

01:05:11.000 It's so stupid. 1.00

01:05:12.000 But that's what I would do. 1.00

01:05:13.000 And I would do that.

01:05:13.000 Yes.

01:05:14.000 For everybody tonight, they're going to have the hearings, right?

01:05:17.000 This is going to be political theater.

01:05:18.000 We will cover this next week.

01:05:20.000 We're going to distill it down for you and give you the highlights for it, but this was great fertile ground for us to get banned.

01:05:25.000 Covering it live, because I don't know if we could have refrained from saying true things.

01:05:30.000 Things that you can go out and research.

01:05:32.000 Comment below.

01:05:33.000 Maybe, I don't know, maybe I'll do it myself with a webcam.

01:05:36.000 Don't do that to yourself.

01:05:37.000 You're just going to be pissed.

01:05:38.000 But did you see the entire media?

01:05:40.000 Yeah.

01:05:41.000 All the networks have shifted their coverage so they can cover the January 6th issue.

01:05:45.000 And then they said Fox News couldn't be bothered to have this on their air. 0.98

01:05:48.000 Yes, because it is absolutely moronic. 0.97

01:05:50.000 It's political theater at this point. 0.98

01:05:51.000 You want to talk about something? 1.00

01:05:51.000 It's stupid. 1.00

01:05:52.000 Fine. 1.00

01:05:53.000 Let's talk about the person that shot Ashley Babbitt.

01:05:55.000 Let's talk about people that have been denied their rights because they've been charged with sedition for trespassing and held in jail.

01:06:04.000 And yet, Paul Pelosi gets out after a DUI.

01:06:07.000 Catch and release goes on in San Francisco, no problem.

01:06:10.000 People that commit crimes aren't deported from this country, even though they're here illegally.

01:06:15.000 This sounds fair, right?

01:06:17.000 I bet, yeah.

01:06:17.000 Think about it for a second.

01:06:18.000 There's someone sitting there going, wait a second, uh, am I, uh, you're arresting me because I was on the Capitol lawn with a sign?

01:06:24.000 Yeah.

01:06:25.000 Oh. 0.81

01:06:25.000 Well, you know, I used to live in San Francisco and I took a shit on somebody's doorstep and stuck a heroin needle in it and a fake mustache in a girl's restroom and, uh, nothing happened. 0.81

01:06:33.000 So I am surprised that this is going to be on my permanent record. 0.62

01:06:36.000 I just don't understand the rules anymore.

01:06:38.000 Well, and people are going, and this is one of the most frustrating things, because you lose the ability to fight legally for yourself.

01:06:44.000 Because what they're being told right now is... Can't say fight.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, well, no.

01:06:48.000 I'm saying legally.

01:06:48.000 Fighting in a court of law... Can't say legally.

01:06:50.000 With lawyer terms.

01:06:52.000 Words.

01:06:52.000 With words.

01:06:53.000 You can't go and defend yourself, because if you go, look, I didn't do anything.

01:06:56.000 They're like, look, you're facing 25 years in prison.

01:06:59.000 Do you think the courts right now are going to side with you?

01:07:02.000 Do you think the United States government, which is what is arrayed against you in the court of law, do you think they're going to let you in any way, shape or form get past this?

01:07:10.000 You have to take a plea.

01:07:11.000 You have to take a prison sentence so that they can get a win.

01:07:14.000 Otherwise they lose and it's a huge black eye to them because this is what they've been pushing.

01:07:19.000 That's where people, normal people, not criminals, not radicals, find themselves right now.

01:07:26.000 They have no way out.

01:07:27.000 They're saying goodbye to their families for years for trespassing.

01:07:32.000 Yeah.

01:07:33.000 It's unbelievable.

01:07:35.000 There was an open letter written from someone, actually, who was charged, and it was absolutely heartbreaking.

01:07:40.000 He was talking about how his life has completely changed.

01:07:44.000 Doesn't mean that two things can't be true.

01:07:46.000 You're pissed off at the people who barged into the house, you know, and smeared their nuts on Nancy Pelosi's desk, and you're like, well, that guy's kind of... Yeah, I agree.

01:07:53.000 That's a little bit too much.

01:07:54.000 And also understand that people shouldn't be brought up on Charges and sentences worse than murderers for trespassing.

01:08:03.000 This is the problem.

01:08:04.000 And then people like Jimmy Kimmel have the gall to say, maybe we need to remove anyone who isn't telling people this about January.

01:08:10.000 Because it seems that there's a problem.

01:08:12.000 Maybe we need to remove any source that doesn't say that people are running around with 300-round magazines.

01:08:17.000 Because that's a problem.

01:08:18.000 Maybe that's their solution.

01:08:19.000 What do you think is going to happen?

01:08:20.000 They've reached so far.

01:08:22.000 I mean, think about this for a second.

01:08:24.000 Going back to the Kavanaugh issue.

01:08:26.000 We have the clip of, I believe, former Vice President Joe Biden.

01:08:30.000 Alluding to revolution.

01:08:32.000 Now this, we're always careful, we have to walk on eggshells.

01:08:34.000 That's why we have this on Rumble and we have it on Mug Club as well.

01:08:41.000 But they're talking about revolution, the sitting vice president.

01:08:44.000 We're concerned about using that word saying, look if you push people too far you might actually get to a point where people feel like they have to revolt.

01:08:50.000 I'm saying that that's the cycle historically.

01:08:53.000 Whereas you have this sitting former vice president alluding to revolution Simply if states are allowed to place restrictions on abortions.

01:09:03.000 It's clear that if in fact the decision comes down the way it does and these states impose the limitations they're talking about, it's going to cause a mini-revolution.

01:09:13.000 They're going to vote a lot of these folks out of office. 0.99

01:09:16.000 Right.

01:09:17.000 Right.

01:09:18.000 Because arresting people and giving them longer sentences than murderers for walking across some grass and locking them up and keeping them away from their family and banning people and voices and opinions and doctors from all social platforms, that's less of a reason for revolution than placing restrictions on abortions, let's say, in the state of Texas after three months.

01:09:41.000 That requires a call to arms.

01:09:43.000 Which, by the way, someone took you up on it, Lori Lightfoot.

01:09:46.000 Someone took you up on it.

01:09:48.000 If anyone should be charged... You know what? 1.00

01:09:52.000 I'll get in more trouble if I say, if anyone should be charged, it's that crazy bug-eyed bitch. 1.00

01:09:56.000 And guess what? 0.99

01:09:57.000 More people will be offended that I said that rather than her calling people to arms with the guy doing it! 0.99

01:10:02.000 Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

01:10:04.000 Don't say that.

01:10:05.000 Don't do it.

01:10:06.000 Don't say that.

01:10:06.000 Why'd you do that?

01:10:07.000 Because then he'll show up?

01:10:09.000 No, she'll show up.

01:10:10.000 Oh, we don't want her. 0.68

01:10:10.000 She doesn't even show up anymore. 0.68

01:10:11.000 She's just her assistant. 1.00

01:10:12.000 Worst.

01:10:13.000 So, the assistant's pretty bad too.

01:10:17.000 Yeah. 0.64

01:10:17.000 It's like, is it a prerequisite for you all to have crazy eyes? 0.64

01:10:20.000 How do you have an office full of people with crazy eyes?

01:10:22.000 I can't help it sir, we're doing our best!

01:10:27.000 Basically, if you put her and AOC together, you could see 360 degrees around.

01:10:34.000 Yeah, like a dragonfly.

01:10:35.000 Put them back to back like Tango and Cash.

01:10:41.000 The peripheral vision is off the chain.

01:10:43.000 Back-to-back.

01:10:44.000 So, before we go, we have Cultural Appropriation Month.

01:10:45.000 We're going to be taking your costumes and your chat here on Mug Club today.

01:10:48.000 Sorry, today's show has gone a little long because of the lies on Jimmy Kimmel.

01:10:51.000 It'll break it down.

01:10:52.000 McConaughey, you weren't here yesterday. 0.77

01:10:54.000 They're quarter black, Garrett. 1.00

01:10:55.000 The tone-deaf call for... 0.95

01:10:58.000 Value.

01:10:58.000 Come on, man.

01:10:59.000 Traditional.

01:11:00.000 Value.

01:11:00.000 Let's get back to it.

01:11:01.000 Red flag laws, by the way. 0.66

01:11:03.000 This is actually, has brought us to this week's Matthew McConaughey, his anti-gun films, his rebooted anti-gun films.

01:11:10.000 this week's 7 Plus 1.

01:11:11.000 You forgot Sivan in the chamber!

01:11:19.000 And by the way, this is Matthew McConaughey who's chosen to do this because a lot of his films showcase firearms.

01:11:24.000 Right, yeah.

01:11:25.000 And so he's decided that he's done a lot of, he's done some damage, he recognizes it, he's owning it, and he's rebooting some of his old films to reflect his current value on firearms.

01:11:35.000 So these are the top seven plus one.

01:11:38.000 Matthew McConaughey.

01:11:38.000 It's a little bit of a stretch.

01:11:40.000 Matthew McConaughey.

01:11:42.000 Rebooted anti-gun films.

01:11:45.000 Quarter Black, give us number 7. 0.84

01:11:46.000 Number 7, How to Lose Your Rights in 10 Days.

01:11:50.000 That's not so bad.

01:11:51.000 I think you need the gunshot a little louder there.

01:11:52.000 I don't know if you heard that.

01:11:54.000 It was a silence.

01:11:55.000 Suppressed.

01:11:55.000 7 plus 1 anti-gun Matthew McConaughey films.

01:11:58.000 Give us number 6, Gerald.

01:12:00.000 Failure to trigger lock.

01:12:01.000 Yep.

01:12:01.000 He has a problem with that.

01:12:02.000 You should have responsible gun owners.

01:12:04.000 You gotta trigger lock, bro.

01:12:06.000 Number 5, The Not-So-Free State of Jones.

01:12:10.000 They use guns in that one, right?

01:12:11.000 7 plus 1, rebranded anti-gun.

01:12:14.000 I almost said Matthew Broderick.

01:12:16.000 Matthew McConaughey Films.

01:12:18.000 Number 4, Dallas Buyback Club.

01:12:21.000 That works.

01:12:26.000 I like that one.

01:12:28.000 7 plus 1, number 3, Matthew McConaughey anti-gun films.

01:12:31.000 We Are Martial Law.

01:12:32.000 Well that just seems almost like he's tipping his hand.

01:12:35.000 Yeah, just a little bit.

01:12:37.000 What's sad is I really liked this other one.

01:12:39.000 I liked the original and I don't really like the rebranded one so much.

01:12:42.000 It doesn't seem like there's as much of a feel-good ending.

01:12:46.000 So Court of Black, give us the number 2 of Matthew McConaughey.

01:12:48.000 A Time to be Killed. 0.99

01:12:49.000 A Time to be Killed. 0.98

01:12:52.000 Yeah, that doesn't seem... When you can't defend yourself.

01:12:54.000 I get it.

01:12:55.000 I don't know how they're going to write that script.

01:12:57.000 It's difficult.

01:12:58.000 And the number one of Matthew McConaughey's rebranded anti-gun films, Tased and Abused.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, that's what's going to happen if you give up your... Don't tase me bro, falls on deaf ears.

01:13:10.000 And the plus one is Tragic Mike.

01:13:13.000 This has been this week's 7 Plus 1.

01:13:15.000 You forgot Stefan in the chamber!

01:13:23.000 Oh shoot.

01:13:23.000 Do we have time to hit Eileen Goo?

01:13:25.000 Oh yeah, the bitch! 1.00

01:13:27.000 I think we just did. 1.00

01:13:31.000 We can cover it later.

01:13:33.000 We can do it behind the paywall if you want.

01:13:35.000 We can do it for Mug Club or next week.

01:13:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:13:37.000 What do you think?

01:13:38.000 Yeah, let's keep moving it.

01:13:40.000 We've gone kind of long here.

01:13:41.000 Okay, we've gone kind of long.

01:13:42.000 All right, so look, we're going to take chats here and we're going to take your best costumes.

01:13:46.000 The Costume Contest winner for Cultural Appropriation Month.

01:13:49.000 This continues.

01:13:49.000 It's every Thursday.

01:13:50.000 It's the last day of the week throughout the month of June.

01:13:53.000 And boy, we've been doing this a long time where I don't know how much longer we can go.

01:13:57.000 So leave a like if you can.

01:13:59.000 Share, that helps because sharing is caring.

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01:14:12.000 Nerdist is his show.

01:14:13.000 Not the Nerdist.

01:14:14.000 How dare you? 1.00

01:14:15.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:14:15.000 How dare you, Steven? 1.00

01:14:16.000 I told you before the show.

01:14:18.000 I was like, in my head, I'm telling myself, don't say Nerdist.

01:14:21.000 Don't say Nerdist.

01:14:22.000 Don't say Nerdist.

01:14:23.000 Don't say it.

01:14:23.000 Say Nerd-rotic.

01:14:24.000 That's like every teenager when it's a woman and you're like, don't look at her tits. 1.00

01:14:28.000 Don't do it. 0.95

01:14:30.000 I'm sorry, I can't help myself.

01:14:32.000 You're like, ah!

01:14:34.000 Again!

01:14:34.000 How dare you?

01:14:35.000 I have... They're right there.

Louder with Crowder - June 09, 2022

Jimmy Kimmel, STOP Lying to the American People!!! | Louder with Crowder

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