Louder with Crowder - May 21, 2024


Joe Rogan Thinks Jesus is Fake LMAO | International Criminal Court Gayness Explained


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 1 minute

Words per Minute

195.13382

Word Count

12,030

Sentence Count

1,144

Misogynist Sentences

28

Hate Speech Sentences

39


Summary

This week, the boys talk about the ICC, Gerald Ford, and the case for Jesus. Plus, we talk about a teacher who slept with a 13-year-old boy, and a man who got 13 years in prison for it.


Transcript

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00:02:15.000 You know what?
00:02:15.000 I'm going to give you the rundown and then I'm going to let Gerald have the floor because he feels very passionately about this.
00:02:22.000 Today we're going to be discussing, okay, this week in Biden, we are going to be discussing the, we're going to be discussing the ICC.
00:02:28.000 This is in the news.
00:02:30.000 It's basically an international committee to try and violate international law and they have no teeth.
00:02:36.000 It's very silly.
00:02:37.000 They do nothing, but.
00:02:38.000 It's all for show.
00:02:39.000 This president, if he had his way, would give them effectively unfettered power.
00:02:43.000 So you always have to keep these kind of, you know, keep them in your peripheral vision.
00:02:46.000 And we're going to be talking about a clip that's been getting some steam on the Joe Rogan Show.
00:02:51.000 It was Nick DiStefano.
00:02:53.000 Do I have that right, Josh?
00:02:54.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 Yeah.
00:02:55.000 Comedian, funny guy.
00:02:55.000 He was talking about Jesus and I believe the case for Christ.
00:02:58.000 And, you know, obviously he's newer to the party, makes some points, and unfortunately I think some of them were lost in translation.
00:03:06.000 It's gaining some momentum now.
00:03:08.000 It's a few, I think it's two weeks old, but it covers some topics that we've broached here quite a few times.
00:03:13.000 And, you know, I talked with Mr. Rogan about Jesus a long time ago.
00:03:17.000 So it's interesting to see him coming along.
00:03:19.000 So when we talk about Jesus the way we talk about Jesus on the show, at some point you may see this on YouTube.
00:03:27.000 So head over to Rumble.
00:03:28.000 It won't be Blasphemy.
00:03:29.000 It's mostly The Resurrection.
00:03:31.000 Yes.
00:03:32.000 I got a strike.
00:03:32.000 Oh, there we go.
00:03:34.000 They're not big fans of it.
00:03:35.000 I don't even know what that is.
00:03:36.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:03:37.000 Also, I have to let you know that it's going to be two weeks of super videos before Cultural Appropriation Month next month.
00:03:42.000 It's going to be two weeks this month, the last two weeks of June.
00:03:45.000 And I'll explain to you why.
00:03:46.000 Because the first two weeks of June, we have talking with people on the street, kind of like changed my mind about the election.
00:03:51.000 Very interesting.
00:03:52.000 And we have some long form interviews with General Flynn, Ash Wednesdays.
00:03:56.000 So we have the great Dictator Dickoff.
00:03:59.000 Oh, really?
00:04:00.000 Coming up soon, so it's going to be a busy couple of weeks.
00:04:03.000 Kevin Morgan, number two CEO.
00:04:05.000 Before we get to anything else, what is it that has your goat?
00:04:10.000 I made a very reasonable statement on Twitter.
00:04:13.000 So there was a teacher, and I don't know any of the details, and I said that.
00:04:17.000 I was like, look, this just sounds weird, but a 33-year-old teacher slept with a senior boy, which I'm assuming is a 17 or 18-year-old kid, right?
00:04:24.000 And got 13 years in prison.
00:04:26.000 And they slept together like 20 times.
00:04:28.000 And I was like, okay.
00:04:29.000 No, Gerald, that's not a real story.
00:04:30.000 You were reading penthouse letters.
00:04:31.000 No, no, no, I was not.
00:04:34.000 And I was like, I just, I was a bit, I was a bit floored by it.
00:04:38.000 13 years is quite excessive.
00:04:39.000 13 years of your life is, yes, exactly, for something that that kid had 20 smiles on his face for.
00:04:44.000 And now listen, the first one, shame on you.
00:04:47.000 Right.
00:04:48.000 The 19th, 20th, it's, thank you.
00:04:50.000 You send a gift, you send them Sherry's Berries.
00:04:52.000 Exactly.
00:04:52.000 And then people are like, oh, it's the power dynamic or reverse the gender.
00:04:55.000 No, no, none of that is true.
00:04:57.000 Like, I understand those dynamics.
00:04:59.000 And yes, this is morally wrong to me.
00:05:01.000 Of course.
00:05:02.000 But to lose 13 years of your life, I'm like, hey, that just sounds a bit much to me.
00:05:06.000 Like, anybody, what do you guys think?
00:05:07.000 And it's funny, I'm pissing off all the right people, and you know exactly who I'm talking to right now.
00:05:12.000 I'm right here, Gerald.
00:05:14.000 And people who, you know, act conservative.
00:05:16.000 Didn't go well for you last time you challenged me, bro, so don't come at me again.
00:05:19.000 Whoa!
00:05:19.000 But what I'm saying is, everybody else— Gerald McGregor over here, dude.
00:05:26.000 I'm sorry, I'm just like, this is not the most insane viewpoint to have to go, ooh, 13 years of your life for something that this 17 year old boy who is effectively a man wanted.
00:05:39.000 Unless of course, and I said this now, if she truly did rape him, then throw the book at her.
00:05:43.000 I'm fine with that.
00:05:44.000 Yeah, 20 times, considering the hydraulics that are necessary, doesn't seem like forcible rape.
00:05:50.000 Is it wrong?
00:05:51.000 Just to be clear, it's wrong just like Hitler is bad.
00:05:51.000 Sure.
00:05:54.000 We all understand that.
00:05:56.000 Hitler, bad.
00:05:57.000 Sleeping with your male student, bad.
00:06:00.000 But 13, it's not the same.
00:06:03.000 It's because, guys, comment.
00:06:05.000 Have you been a 17 year old boy?
00:06:08.000 Do you remember what that was like?
00:06:10.000 That doesn't mean that you have the moral compass developed yet.
00:06:13.000 Agreed.
00:06:13.000 But 13 years seems quite excessive.
00:06:17.000 It does seem excessive.
00:06:18.000 Also, is she attractive?
00:06:20.000 I didn't think so.
00:06:20.000 Is she possibly attractive?
00:06:22.000 Not guilty.
00:06:22.000 Yes.
00:06:22.000 Yes.
00:06:23.000 She is.
00:06:23.000 Yes.
00:06:25.000 Now look, I get it.
00:06:26.000 Again, wrong.
00:06:27.000 I get all that stuff.
00:06:28.000 But just to have this conversation, I'm like, you've got to be kidding me.
00:06:31.000 And people are like, just trying to come out and trot out like, I'm a solid Christian.
00:06:34.000 I can't believe you, Gerald.
00:06:35.000 I can't believe you'd double down.
00:06:36.000 Well, I'm going to triple and quadruple down on this.
00:06:39.000 We'll talk about it more on Friday.
00:06:40.000 I'll give some of the details.
00:06:41.000 You just don't believe in the 13 years.
00:06:43.000 No, I don't.
00:06:43.000 Should she be fired?
00:06:45.000 Yes, of course.
00:06:45.000 Should she ever be able to teach again?
00:06:47.000 Should there be some kind of penalty?
00:06:47.000 No.
00:06:48.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:06:49.000 I just don't think it's 13 years of your life.
00:06:52.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:06:52.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 Yeah.
00:06:54.000 I mean, really, you could argue that he lost 17 years of his life because it didn't start until he met her.
00:07:02.000 Jeez.
00:07:03.000 And I want to know if, like, parents were involved.
00:07:05.000 Typically, that's what happens in these cases.
00:07:07.000 Parents get all pissed off and high and mighty.
00:07:09.000 My 17-year-old boy!
00:07:10.000 Your 17-year-old boy would sleep with a lug wrench if it could work, alright?
00:07:15.000 I don't want to hear it.
00:07:15.000 I think there are ways to make it work.
00:07:18.000 Trust me, you get mighty creative.
00:07:20.000 At least you did pre-internet era.
00:07:21.000 That's all the deep socket stuff.
00:07:23.000 It's real, it's real.
00:07:25.000 You just need an adjustable set.
00:07:27.000 That kid was learning her deep sockets, that's for sure.
00:07:29.000 Oh, come on now.
00:07:30.000 Oh wow, come on, shallow socket probably.
00:07:30.000 Guys, guys.
00:07:32.000 I got that out of my system a little.
00:07:33.000 Everyone, everyone, we're not better than this.
00:07:38.000 No, I understand too.
00:07:39.000 Look, people say reverse the roles.
00:07:40.000 Okay.
00:07:42.000 There's a legitimate time to reverse roles, right, as an argument.
00:07:45.000 In this case, for example, you don't hear me talk a lot or spend a lot of time on the fact that women commit domestic abuse at a higher rate, physical abuse, than men do.
00:07:53.000 Significantly.
00:07:54.000 You'll hear me talk about the fact that they do that with children, single mother households, far more likely for the child to experience physical abuse than in single father households.
00:08:02.000 But as far as a woman hitting a guy, the reason I don't spend as much time on it, even though, of course, it is illegal and it's just as wrong, let's be honest, that's not what you fear as a man in a relationship.
00:08:12.000 It's kind of funny when it actually does happen.
00:08:15.000 What you fear is the abuse of the courts.
00:08:17.000 What you fear is the social shaming, is the manipulating, is turning... Guys aren't afraid of their wife swatting them, so I'd rather focus on the issue at hand that actually matters.
00:08:26.000 Sure, the role's reversed, but in that case, it's not an apples-to-apples comparison.
00:08:30.000 The same thing here.
00:08:31.000 With an older teacher and a younger girl, first off, they're just — you can't know.
00:08:37.000 You honestly can't know.
00:08:38.000 Just because of the biology, you can't know if this was consensual.
00:08:40.000 I get the argument that if the person is 17, they legally can't consent.
00:08:44.000 Depends on the state.
00:08:45.000 But you can't know with a young girl.
00:08:46.000 With a young boy, 20 times, you know, physically, it would have to be emphatically consensual
00:08:56.000 If she drugged him, different.
00:08:58.000 But let's just be honest.
00:08:59.000 Guys, come on.
00:09:00.000 Everyone out there knows.
00:09:02.000 You know how the Tinker Toys work.
00:09:04.000 In third chair today, you know him, you love him.
00:09:06.000 When you hear this, it means you can also go watch his comedy special on Mug Club.
00:09:11.000 Like that segway, how I got out of it.
00:09:13.000 Josh Feierstein.
00:09:14.000 Hey, I'm doing good.
00:09:15.000 Hey, how is your English teacher from high school doing, Gerald?
00:09:18.000 Do you still talk to her?
00:09:19.000 I think she's fine.
00:09:20.000 Has like a 6'4", blonde hair, blue eyed kid.
00:09:22.000 I'm not sure where that came from.
00:09:22.000 Yeah.
00:09:25.000 Well, I guess she had high standards.
00:09:26.000 I had no hot teachers.
00:09:28.000 None.
00:09:29.000 I had like all like older, nasty.
00:09:32.000 I had one.
00:09:33.000 Really?
00:09:34.000 Yeah.
00:09:40.000 She was exactly who I was picturing, by the way, at that story.
00:09:43.000 Now, does it mean that I was equipped?
00:09:45.000 No.
00:09:46.000 Of course not, but you're a boy.
00:09:47.000 But if I found myself in a situation where she was like, hey, Steven, yes.
00:09:51.000 Exactly.
00:09:52.000 Which is why that's different from a girl.
00:09:54.000 Girls at 17 are not sitting around thinking like, I just want any guy to sleep with.
00:09:58.000 Boys are sitting around like, please, somebody say yes!
00:10:00.000 Yes, exactly.
00:10:01.000 Help me!
00:10:02.000 And you need to curb that, and you need to control your sexual impulses.
00:10:02.000 Exactly.
00:10:05.000 All those things are true.
00:10:06.000 All right.
00:10:06.000 13 years, a little bit excessive.
00:10:07.000 Speaking of rapists, Klaus Schwab just announced that he's stepping down from his executive position with the World Economic Forum.
00:10:17.000 In 2025, he's going to be stepping down.
00:10:19.000 So this was announced this morning.
00:10:21.000 Would a position open up in hell?
00:10:23.000 Yes, exactly.
00:10:26.000 I think the email came with a scratch and sniff.
00:10:28.000 It's sulfur.
00:10:29.000 It's sulfur.
00:10:30.000 And we, just so you know, we've done a whole breakdown on Schwab a while ago, and the WEF, so if you want to learn about that a little bit more, actually, I don't know, do we have this clip?
00:10:41.000 Yeah, Matt's playing it.
00:10:42.000 I'll run it.
00:10:42.000 Okay, so we just wanted to use this opportunity to direct you to the WEF and how they affect your everyday life, and we'll put the link in the description down there.
00:10:51.000 If you do want to take some time, peruse it, educate yourself, here's a brief clip.
00:10:54.000 By the way, also, I think we should have a moratorium on any Germans in authority having global opinions on anything.
00:11:01.000 Maybe a little.
00:11:03.000 You guys, you know, World War's under your belt?
00:11:06.000 All of them.
00:11:07.000 Yeah.
00:11:07.000 All of them.
00:11:08.000 Are bad.
00:11:09.000 So Klaus Schwab, instead of shutting up, took the time to remind us as to who's really in charge.
00:11:14.000 Let's also be clear.
00:11:18.000 The future is not just happening.
00:11:20.000 That's just a scary voice.
00:11:20.000 The future is built by us.
00:11:23.000 By a powerful community as you here in this room.
00:11:27.000 And we've been expecting, Mr. Bond?
00:11:29.000 We have the means to improve the states of the world.
00:11:32.000 You have laser shocks.
00:11:33.000 But two conditions.
00:11:36.000 All right.
00:11:37.000 I don't like watching myself in old clips because I can't tell if you guys are talking, if you're talking now or you're talking then.
00:11:43.000 Yeah, it's been about confusing.
00:11:45.000 Yeah.
00:11:46.000 It's weird.
00:11:47.000 Not a big fan of Klaus Schwab.
00:11:49.000 No, you shouldn't be.
00:11:50.000 Or W.E.F.
00:11:51.000 He really does sound like a villain.
00:11:53.000 He just can't help himself.
00:11:54.000 I prefer Les Schwab myself.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:56.000 I'm a tire man.
00:11:57.000 I prefer Charles.
00:11:58.000 Oh.
00:11:59.000 I don't know anything about banking.
00:11:59.000 I have no idea.
00:12:01.000 It's investing.
00:12:01.000 So!
00:12:02.000 Yeah.
00:12:03.000 What?
00:12:04.000 Charles Wall.
00:12:05.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:12:06.000 That's your, that's your forte.
00:12:07.000 Sorry.
00:12:07.000 Is investing and sex with students.
00:12:11.000 I think you'd lock in your losses.
00:12:12.000 We all have our thing.
00:12:14.000 It's good that you found your niche.
00:12:18.000 His niece or his niece?
00:12:22.000 We're not talking about Hunter Biden.
00:12:24.000 Isn't that crazy that he was sexting his niece and no one really talks about it?
00:12:27.000 Of course it is!
00:12:28.000 I mean, it would only be irrelevant if his father wasn't also showering with his daughter.
00:12:33.000 That's how it is in their family.
00:12:36.000 Let's go to this really quickly.
00:12:38.000 This is Making the Rounds, and I just think it crystallizes entitlement, which is honestly perhaps the biggest problem we have in our country.
00:12:46.000 If you think about it, what soils the country or what corrodes the country?
00:12:50.000 Entitlement.
00:12:51.000 People thinking that they are entitled.
00:12:53.000 Insert whatever it is here.
00:12:54.000 A degree that they haven't earned.
00:12:56.000 A job that they haven't earned.
00:12:57.000 A spot that they haven't earned.
00:12:59.000 Entitlement allows people to come in and whisk you away on the wings of equity.
00:13:04.000 Right?
00:13:04.000 That's what happens.
00:13:05.000 Equity.
00:13:05.000 It's not equality.
00:13:06.000 It's equity.
00:13:07.000 The same thing you see with relationships.
00:13:08.000 You see this a lot where people think that they're entitled to a perfect relationship.
00:13:11.000 They are entitled to the perfect man.
00:13:13.000 They are entitled to the perfect woman.
00:13:15.000 They're entitled to the perfect children, even though they don't put in the effort of parenting.
00:13:18.000 They're entitled to the perfect body.
00:13:20.000 That's what we used to be, but now they're entitled to claim that they have a perfect body, even though they have a blood type of pudding.
00:13:26.000 Everything is guaranteed to everyone all the time.
00:13:31.000 And it appears as though that even extends to obese, belligerent women in exit rows.
00:13:39.000 Who refuse to take part in the exit row protocol.
00:13:43.000 Have I set this up clearly?
00:13:45.000 I hope so.
00:13:46.000 This was a flight, I believe, out of North Carolina.
00:13:48.000 It had to be entirely de-planed because there was a passenger who, and this is, the video starts after this, but according to passengers on the plane, many passengers, and quite a few began filming, the woman in question that you will see in the exit row refused to help when asked Hey, will you help in the situation of an emergency?
00:14:07.000 She said, oh, I'm not going to save anybody.
00:14:10.000 If something happens, I'm going to save myself.
00:14:12.000 Now, I don't know if you know this, the FAA regulations actually demand that exit row passengers verbally answer yes.
00:14:20.000 Yeah.
00:14:21.000 That they can perform exit rope functions.
00:14:22.000 And they must do it in English.
00:14:23.000 Yes.
00:14:24.000 Which seems... They have to do it in English.
00:14:25.000 A nod doesn't work.
00:14:27.000 Uh-huh, doesn't work.
00:14:27.000 They say, I need a yes or no, sir, ma'am, or zee.
00:14:31.000 So, she said, no, I'm going to save myself, and then people began rolling the cameras.
00:14:39.000 Watch the entitlement ensue.
00:14:41.000 What is the problem?
00:14:45.000 Because she don't want to tell us her name.
00:14:47.000 What's the problem?
00:14:49.000 What's the problem?
00:14:50.000 We ain't got no problem with that.
00:14:53.000 We understand we got to help people get off the plane and help Betty White do something about it.
00:14:59.000 What's the problem?
00:15:00.000 We agree.
00:15:02.000 Did you ask her to agree?
00:15:03.000 You ain't doing your job.
00:15:09.000 So, pause.
00:15:10.000 Did you ask her?
00:15:11.000 Remember, if any of you haven't read Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, and by the way, you can also find this in the Bible, worry about yourself.
00:15:17.000 You can't control everybody else.
00:15:18.000 Also, I guarantee that she asked the other lady to agree.
00:15:22.000 It's not a race thing, I'm willing to bet.
00:15:24.000 The other lady, black, white, yellow, precious in his sight, I have no idea the race of the other lady.
00:15:28.000 She probably answered, yes.
00:15:34.000 You know they found a black guy to ask her nicely.
00:15:38.000 Yeah.
00:15:38.000 They're like, Jerome, we got another one.
00:15:41.000 Frontier.
00:15:41.000 Frontier spirit!
00:15:42.000 You know they found a black guy to ask her nicely.
00:15:42.000 Look at him.
00:15:45.000 Yeah.
00:15:46.000 I'm talking about a church because we didn't do anything wrong.
00:15:49.000 They asked us to do a free...
00:15:50.000 They're like, Jerome, we got another one.
00:15:52.000 Frontier spirit.
00:15:53.000 Frontier.
00:15:54.000 But we'll talk about it outside.
00:15:56.000 Look at him.
00:15:57.000 He's a mother f***ing hard-on.
00:15:59.000 Look at him.
00:16:00.000 He's a dumbass.
00:16:07.000 I love that everybody else is calling her out, but right away it's the victim mindset,
00:16:11.000 Did you ask her?
00:16:12.000 Betty White.
00:16:13.000 Hey, what if the white lady said, will Shaniqua here help?
00:16:17.000 Which by the way would be lazy and hack.
00:16:19.000 My point is, so was her comment.
00:16:21.000 What would happen at that point?
00:16:23.000 You would have that person probably drafted up for hate crimes.
00:16:25.000 Absolutely.
00:16:26.000 Look, I think it's kind of funny in the beginning.
00:16:29.000 Like, of course not.
00:16:30.000 And I'm like, okay, that's, that's fine.
00:16:30.000 I'm saving myself.
00:16:32.000 But then you follow it up with, yeah, yeah, no, I'll help people and get off the plane.
00:16:35.000 Look, if you want the extra leg room, you have to potentially die on the airplane.
00:16:40.000 I think that's reasonable.
00:16:41.000 That is the deal you make.
00:16:44.000 You can see the entitlement, too, with her own words, how she would rather say, oh, you ain't doing your job.
00:16:48.000 She'd rather have someone get fired and lose their job than to just go, oh yeah, you know what?
00:16:53.000 I'm sorry.
00:16:55.000 Right.
00:16:55.000 Yes.
00:16:56.000 Yes.
00:16:56.000 I'm sorry, can we please be done with this?
00:16:57.000 I'm so sorry.
00:16:58.000 The thing is, you can't be done with it at that point.
00:17:00.000 Because you have already said, no I won't, alright?
00:17:03.000 She could have gone to another seat at that point.
00:17:05.000 They can't allow you to sit in the exit row.
00:17:07.000 By the way, this could also be solved by not allowing people in the exit row who clearly, no matter how they answer, could not perform the exit row functions.
00:17:16.000 How'd you like to walk up to that wing in an emergency and see that broad there in charge of your safety?
00:17:21.000 Can you drag me off the plane?
00:17:23.000 Nope.
00:17:24.000 I think the exit row seats should require a push-up and pull-up qualification.
00:17:29.000 Really?
00:17:30.000 What?
00:17:30.000 I'm just saying.
00:17:31.000 They're just sitting at the gate doing it.
00:17:33.000 Nope, he's not qualified.
00:17:34.000 Next!
00:17:35.000 You don't get to say like, I got a bomb.
00:17:37.000 I'm just kidding.
00:17:38.000 No, you said it.
00:17:39.000 You're off.
00:17:40.000 You now leave.
00:17:42.000 I don't understand why people have that entitlement on airplanes.
00:17:45.000 This is one of those places where you have seen what people do.
00:17:48.000 There is no grace on this.
00:17:50.000 You don't mess around on an airplane because people's lives are at stake.
00:17:53.000 People are already nervous a lot of times when they fly.
00:17:56.000 I've flown a lot.
00:17:56.000 I'm not.
00:17:57.000 You probably not.
00:17:58.000 But a lot of people, no matter how many times they fly, they get nervous.
00:18:00.000 So don't screw around.
00:18:01.000 Just say yes and move on.
00:18:03.000 This is their environment.
00:18:04.000 They control it.
00:18:05.000 Why do you have to be like, no, I'm not going to do it.
00:18:07.000 Get out of my face.
00:18:08.000 Where do you think you are?
00:18:09.000 Yeah.
00:18:10.000 You think you're at a Chili's?
00:18:12.000 She literally said that, Gerald.
00:18:13.000 She goes, what do you think this is?
00:18:14.000 Yeah.
00:18:15.000 And I think they were dumbfounded.
00:18:16.000 They're like, shoot, I don't know.
00:18:18.000 I think it's an airline where... I'm doing my job.
00:18:22.000 I think this is the exit route.
00:18:23.000 We mentioned that, actually.
00:18:23.000 Yeah, this is the exit route.
00:18:24.000 We mentioned earlier, right?
00:18:25.000 Yeah, and you refused to help, and so we're kindly asking you to switch seats, but instead we have to deboard this whole plane because you are an entitled wench.
00:18:33.000 Yeah, it's not a golden corral.
00:18:36.000 I see it all the time when I fly, too.
00:18:37.000 It's always, like, one person annoyed because a flight attendant's like, Sir!
00:18:41.000 Headphones!
00:18:42.000 Headphones!
00:18:43.000 Can I get a verbal confirmation?
00:18:44.000 Right, yeah.
00:18:45.000 There's no way they miss somebody.
00:18:45.000 Every time.
00:18:47.000 Also, you're not supposed to have headphones because you're supposed to turn off all electronic devices.
00:18:51.000 If you don't, that's how 9-11 happened.
00:18:53.000 I don't think that's... That's what it is.
00:18:53.000 So!
00:18:55.000 That's not true.
00:18:56.000 United Airlines is responsible.
00:18:58.000 It was a few Arabs playing Billy Joel.
00:19:02.000 That reminds me.
00:19:03.000 I flew Qatar Air.
00:19:04.000 They didn't ask me about the exit row at all.
00:19:08.000 You know, basically, the affirmation is, Allah hu akbar, and you're like, okay, that's fine.
00:19:13.000 They have slaves under the floorboard.
00:19:15.000 They pop out and open the door and pop back in.
00:19:19.000 Yeah.
00:19:19.000 Go down with the plane.
00:19:20.000 Only the pilots have parachutes.
00:19:22.000 Odd.
00:19:23.000 Weird.
00:19:24.000 It just goes to show you, you don't always get what you want in life.
00:19:28.000 As we have learned at our great expense, experimenting with our new AI software in the office, Morning chat GBT.
00:19:36.000 How are you today?
00:19:37.000 I don't remember asking you a goddamn thing!
00:19:45.000 And we spent so much money and the promises were never delivered upon.
00:19:48.000 It's almost as though it's the opposite of helpful.
00:19:51.000 We shouldn't have done belligerent Samuel L. Jackson.
00:19:53.000 We should have done something a little nicer.
00:19:56.000 We should have read the pamphlet.
00:19:59.000 And by the way... It was your idea too.
00:20:00.000 I know, I know.
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00:20:31.000 I also haven't taken, this is completely anecdotal, allergy medication now, really, in years.
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00:21:00.000 I'm like, yes, please.
00:21:01.000 Well, the reason I look, I'm just taking a second to talk about it because on Instagram and on TikTok, people sell you shit.
00:21:01.000 I'll do it.
00:21:07.000 That that has not been tested.
00:21:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:21:09.000 And by the way, what is on the label is not even what is in the bottle.
00:21:11.000 These people have been around for a long time.
00:21:12.000 They've done it honestly.
00:21:13.000 They've paid for the scientific research.
00:21:16.000 And they're actually facing a lawsuit over making claims that are legitimate as it relates to scientific research.
00:21:22.000 Go watch our episode where we did the interview and talk about COVID.
00:21:24.000 It'll piss you off.
00:21:25.000 Yep.
00:21:25.000 It will.
00:21:26.000 It will.
00:21:27.000 All right.
00:21:28.000 It's time for... Look, you guys all know what's going on here with the misspeaks.
00:21:34.000 This week in Biden.
00:21:36.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:21:39.000 My administration is working around the clock to free the remaining hostages, just as we have freed hostages already.
00:21:45.000 And here with us today is Hersh Goldberg-Poland.
00:21:49.000 He is not here with us, but he's still being held by Hamas.
00:21:53.000 He calls!
00:21:55.000 The erectionists who stormed Capitol Hill, patriots.
00:21:59.000 Let me ask you, what do you think he would have done on January 6th if black Americans had stormed the Capitol?
00:22:06.000 We already have a nigger mayor.
00:22:07.000 We don't need any more nigger big shots.
00:22:09.000 And when I was vice president, things were kind of bad during the pandemic.
00:22:15.000 And what happened was, Barack said to me, go to Detroit and he'll fix it.
00:22:21.000 Well, poor Mayor, he spent more time with me than he ever thought he was going to have to.
00:22:25.000 I walked the picket line with union workers here in Michigan.
00:22:29.000 At the same time, Trump went to a non-union stop.
00:22:33.000 Let me ask you, if he's re-elected, who do you think he'll put on the Supreme Court?
00:22:39.000 You think he'll put anybody who has a brain?
00:22:42.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black.
00:22:46.000 Couple of things.
00:22:47.000 First off, I did not appreciate that his signer kept signing, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:54.000 It was a little thrown by the erectionists.
00:22:56.000 She's like, I'm not sure how to do that one.
00:22:58.000 It's one of these...
00:23:00.000 Yeah.
00:23:02.000 So all in all, the White House had to make nine corrections?
00:23:06.000 Jeez.
00:23:07.000 Wow.
00:23:08.000 Speech.
00:23:09.000 Like an eight-minute speech.
00:23:10.000 Wow.
00:23:10.000 You know what would help with that?
00:23:11.000 Some clear.
00:23:12.000 Yes, it would.
00:23:13.000 Make them speak better.
00:23:13.000 It would.
00:23:14.000 It helps with dementia, allegedly.
00:23:16.000 Now, all politicians are liars, to some degree, right?
00:23:20.000 Or they're embellishers, or they exaggerate.
00:23:22.000 I've said this, Donald Trump embellishes.
00:23:24.000 Something that was, I don't know, a very successful campaign is, the best campaign that's ever happened.
00:23:32.000 Paul Revere one time said, Trump is coming because people predict it.
00:23:36.000 Like he will just embellish it.
00:23:38.000 What?
00:23:39.000 And it's mixed with jokes.
00:23:40.000 Joe Biden, and I talked about this on stage, I want to say it's back in 2010 when he was actually vice president.
00:23:47.000 Look, when you watch that, it's not just a misspeak.
00:23:50.000 If he said, hey, I was vice president during COVID and then went on with some, you know, historically accurate facts like we had the mRNA injection rollout, you know, we got past lockdown, whatever it is, we had to deal with inflation.
00:24:03.000 He'd sell you some BS, but you'd say, okay, he accidentally said vice president.
00:24:08.000 The reason that he said, as Vice President, Barack sent me to Detroit, and we are now about three, four, five lies in, because this is a man, his entire life, you have to remember, in 1988, he had to drop out!
00:24:24.000 Of the national election, running for president for plagiarism and claiming he was valedictorian when he was in bottom two of his class!
00:24:30.000 This man isn't a bullshit artist.
00:24:33.000 He makes up stories that have never happened with people he's never met.
00:24:38.000 In places that don't even exist, the only way you get that far down the compulsive lying trail is because your entire life suckling at the government teat.
00:24:50.000 He has not seen a private sector job.
00:24:53.000 Not one person around him said, huh?
00:24:58.000 That's why.
00:24:59.000 It's not a misspeak.
00:25:00.000 It happens all the time.
00:25:01.000 I do it all the time.
00:25:03.000 Of course Donald Trump does it all the time.
00:25:04.000 You speak for a living, you'll have word whiskers.
00:25:07.000 Yes, of course.
00:25:07.000 You'll have flubs.
00:25:08.000 You don't tell a story.
00:25:11.000 You don't weave a tapestry of lies that goes on for three or four minutes.
00:25:16.000 None of which is true!
00:25:18.000 He is a compulsive liar.
00:25:21.000 And I mean it in a way that is clinical.
00:25:23.000 Have you ever known a compulsive liar?
00:25:25.000 Please, comment below.
00:25:25.000 Have you?
00:25:27.000 I knew one kid.
00:25:28.000 I had one kid in my... and by the way, he was a nice guy.
00:25:30.000 He was a nice guy.
00:25:31.000 He was a compulsive liar.
00:25:32.000 He told me he had a glass bottom boat.
00:25:34.000 And you believed him?
00:25:35.000 We didn't even live near a lake.
00:25:37.000 Yeah, but that's a great comparison because that was a kid, that was a child.
00:25:41.000 Yes!
00:25:42.000 They're supposed to, not supposed, but that's what they do.
00:25:44.000 That's like a characteristic of a kid.
00:25:46.000 Right.
00:25:46.000 They make stuff up, they have an imagination.
00:25:48.000 This guy's 87,000 years old.
00:25:53.000 I don't know how old he is.
00:25:54.000 That's an exaggeration.
00:25:55.000 Not a lie, but an exaggeration.
00:25:57.000 That's acceptable.
00:25:58.000 Not acceptable is saying, Joe Biden is 104 years old, and I know because I visited him at the old folks home, and he showed me his birth certificate, and me and the nurse had a really good laugh before I had sex with her.
00:26:10.000 You're like, whoa, hold on a second.
00:26:11.000 This sounds to me like you're telling tall tales.
00:26:17.000 When he said, I walked a picket line, I thought he was going to go, oh yeah, I thought he was going to mention when he was against integration.
00:26:22.000 Yes, exactly.
00:26:24.000 Well, he doesn't want to raise his kids in a racial jungle.
00:26:27.000 Of course.
00:26:28.000 Not my words, not your words.
00:26:30.000 And by the way, none of this happens without your support.
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00:26:48.000 Oh yeah.
00:26:48.000 For Joseph Robinette Biden.
00:26:50.000 But it needs to continue to look bad.
00:26:51.000 Yes.
00:26:52.000 It needs to stay that way.
00:26:53.000 These things move quickly.
00:26:55.000 Keep your, uh, your, uh, your foot on the gas.
00:26:57.000 Now this, this comedian, I want to make sure I'm deroging.
00:26:59.000 Is it, is it Nick or is it Chris?
00:27:02.000 I mean, it says Chris.
00:27:03.000 His last name is DeStefano.
00:27:04.000 Okay, it's Chris DeStefano.
00:27:06.000 Chris DeStefano.
00:27:06.000 Funny guy.
00:27:08.000 And just because none of this is a criticism.
00:27:09.000 Oh, it's called Chrissy D. You don't.
00:27:11.000 He does.
00:27:12.000 None of this is a criticism here, but we've talked about the historical accounts of Jesus quite a bit on the show, and if you're not a Mug Club member, often Gerald Captain Morgan here will do Apologetics episodes.
00:27:24.000 And DeStefano was on Joe Rogan, and he was discussing, clearly, a book that he had recently read, The Case for Christ, by Lee Strobel.
00:27:31.000 Interesting book.
00:27:32.000 I wouldn't say it's the strongest book out there in making the historical case for Christ, but it's not a bad place to start.
00:27:37.000 Joe Rogan has evolved a little bit, it seems, in his views on Jesus Christ, and it's one of those things where we're not all going to agree.
00:27:47.000 But truth is not subjective.
00:27:50.000 And so you need to start with a historical case, the historical accounts case.
00:27:54.000 Is there some common ground truth on which we can agree?
00:27:58.000 Historically, meaning up until I would say the 1980s or 90s, people agreed on the historical figure of Jesus Christ, just a lot of people didn't agree on the divinity.
00:28:07.000 All right, this is discussed with Joe Rogan, and some points are made.
00:28:11.000 We just wanted to spend a little bit more time on this.
00:28:13.000 Let me know if you've seen this below, because a lot of people are sounding off in the comments, and unfortunately it then lends itself to fake news.
00:28:19.000 Then there are jump cuts that are being uploaded to Instagram and TikTok.
00:28:23.000 And they're addressing claims that weren't even made, so the references are available, link in the description, and we want to hopefully help clarify.
00:28:30.000 It really gets my goat is the fake news out there now.
00:28:33.000 It's gotten so bad so quickly.
00:28:35.000 Here, we'll go through this point by point.
00:28:37.000 Here is DeStefano actually using the historical comparison, which we have on this show, to Alexander the Great.
00:28:43.000 So, like, if I told you, if I said to you, Joe, you believe everything you've heard about Alexander the Great, right?
00:28:49.000 You believe that, you know, he's fought in these battles.
00:28:49.000 You believe it.
00:28:52.000 What they say that you just believe it's Alexander the Great.
00:28:54.000 I'll read his biography.
00:28:56.000 You'd say, yeah, sure.
00:28:57.000 But then you'd be like, oh, but I know I don't believe they made it up about Jesus.
00:29:00.000 OK, Alexander the Great, because what you'll always hear is, well, the Gospels were written 100 plus years after Jesus died.
00:29:08.000 Alexander the Great's first biography was written like 300 years after he died.
00:29:13.000 There's some people who say it like that.
00:29:14.000 Yeah, somewhere my wife is going, ugh.
00:29:16.000 Is that an accent thing?
00:29:17.000 She hates that.
00:29:18.000 I hate it too.
00:29:18.000 Jesus?
00:29:19.000 It's Jesus.
00:29:20.000 Why do people say that?
00:29:21.000 I don't know.
00:29:21.000 Maybe if they learn it from the song.
00:29:22.000 Jesus loves me.
00:29:24.000 It's Jesus.
00:29:24.000 Yes, I know.
00:29:26.000 You can say it correctly, even in the song.
00:29:30.000 I think he's not saying it incorrectly.
00:29:31.000 It's just a different way of saying it.
00:29:32.000 It's the wrong point to focus on, I'll say it.
00:29:34.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:29:35.000 But this is something, too, that you've talked about quite a bit, that a lot of people say, oh, I don't agree on the historical accounts that Jesus is a historical figure.
00:29:42.000 Yeah.
00:29:42.000 Alexander the Great is a good comparison because there's no one refuting the idea that he existed, but there are far more historical accounts and closer to the time of Jesus than Alexander the Yeah, and so we've actually got a chart here.
00:29:54.000 Just quickly, most people don't understand like what you're saying.
00:29:57.000 So pull that chart up really quickly.
00:29:58.000 So this just gives you an idea.
00:30:00.000 I've had this thing for, I think, like 15 years.
00:30:02.000 Let's just use Caesar, right?
00:30:03.000 So this is talking about when these things were written about Caesar, 144 BC, right?
00:30:09.000 But the earliest actual copy that we have of those writings is from 900 AD.
00:30:13.000 That's a thousand year gap between when these documents were written and the earliest copy that we even have.
00:30:20.000 And we only have 10 of them to be able to look and cross-reference and go, is this person telling the story correctly?
00:30:27.000 If you look at that chart and go down this list, you would just assume like, oh, Caesar, we have a bunch of stuff that's within like 10 years of when Caesar was around.
00:30:33.000 No, we have something from 1000 years after it was written.
00:30:37.000 That's a really, really big deal.
00:30:38.000 Go down to the New Testament we're talking about here.
00:30:40.000 Those things were written between A.D.
00:30:42.000 50 and 100.
00:30:43.000 People that were actually around at the time of Christ were writing those books and people were referenced in those books as saying, and some of you were around and saw Jesus as well.
00:30:52.000 So it was referring to people there.
00:30:53.000 We have earliest copies from A.D.
00:30:55.000 That's a 25 year gap.
00:30:55.000 125.
00:30:58.000 Between the earliest copies that we have and when the books were written, and we have over 24,000 copies so that you can make sure what you're reading is accurate.
00:31:07.000 So if you're going to accept a thousand year gap and 10 copies to make sure that we know what Caesar was all about, you have to then go, well, that makes sense.
00:31:15.000 Then I would accept that the New Testament that we have today is what was written.
00:31:19.000 Right.
00:31:20.000 This is what they actually said.
00:31:21.000 So that just makes the point very clearly that most people don't realize that those gaps exist for other historical figures they take for granted.
00:31:27.000 Also, by the way, what ends up happening often is we find new artifacts, we find new historical documents.
00:31:32.000 Exactly.
00:31:33.000 There's a lot of stuff that you can find to confirm archaeological evidence, to confirm a lot of this stuff as well.
00:31:37.000 And I talked with Joe Rogan a long time ago, and I wasn't planning on it when I was on his show, I believe in 2015, he kind of decided to veer the conversation towards Jesus.
00:31:45.000 And back then he was not, I would say, as receptive to the idea.
00:31:49.000 I believe he referred to him as a fictional character or imaginary friend or something like that, which was fine.
00:31:54.000 Okay, funny.
00:31:55.000 We disagreed.
00:31:56.000 But I didn't point to Alexander the Great.
00:31:57.000 You can go and watch it.
00:31:59.000 A really, really important example is King David in the Bible, because that was a huge argument for people against the historical account.
00:32:05.000 They didn't think the Davidic kingdom existed.
00:32:07.000 They didn't think that it existed.
00:32:08.000 And I discussed that with Joe Rogan to give you some reference here at 2015.
00:32:08.000 Because there was no evidence.
00:32:13.000 Is there a possibility of a miracle?
00:32:15.000 Which you require for the Big Bang, and I require for someone to return from the dead.
00:32:19.000 I don't necessarily think I require a miracle for the Big Bang.
00:32:22.000 I think there's missing science.
00:32:24.000 I think that there's... Look, first of all... And there's missing evidence from the... You know, a good example, right?
00:32:28.000 This argument you're using right now.
00:32:29.000 Okay.
00:32:30.000 I'm not a theologian.
00:32:31.000 I'm not an anthropologist.
00:32:32.000 What argument?
00:32:33.000 But an argument that was used for a long time is kind of what you're saying.
00:32:35.000 There's no proof of this.
00:32:36.000 Well, for the longest time, people said, because David was this huge, influential, historical figure, right?
00:32:40.000 And they're going, well, David, up until 1993, they're going, this is a guy, this giant kingdom, right?
00:32:44.000 This is the guy.
00:32:45.000 There should be some historical evidence.
00:32:46.000 And there's none.
00:32:47.000 Until 1993, boom, more evidence than you could possibly imagine on David, his name on Marblestone.
00:32:52.000 Here is David.
00:32:53.000 Here is his kingdom.
00:32:54.000 As a historical figure, now nobody denies that he existed.
00:32:58.000 And the point that we're going to discuss is that, you know, an absence of evidence is not necessarily evidence of absence at that point in time.
00:33:07.000 Now, you can't use it as an argument.
00:33:09.000 In other words, you can't say, well, it could happen, but you can point to previous examples, as with David, and say, we thought this for a long time, and then the argument shifts.
00:33:19.000 And they go, yeah, well, what about, and they'll insert a new argument here.
00:33:21.000 That was kind of fundamental, For people who denied the historical accuracy or corroboration of the Bible because of how big of an impact someone like David would have had.
00:33:32.000 I mean, you would think that there would be some evidence of his kingdom if it was that influential and it was that big and it was that, you know, impressive and all that stuff.
00:33:32.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:33:40.000 And it just turns out we hadn't found it yet.
00:33:41.000 So that's a really good point.
00:33:42.000 Sometimes you just haven't found the evidence for this yet.
00:33:45.000 Now, you can't use that and be like, well, you just never found the evidence.
00:33:47.000 You know, like for something, and just say that it exists, but we did find the evidence for it.
00:33:51.000 We did have historical writings.
00:33:53.000 The Bible is a historical book as well, so it doesn't just get completely disregarded because maybe you're not a Christian.
00:33:59.000 But let me just say this without diving into this.
00:34:01.000 You are 100% correct.
00:34:03.000 He does rely on a miracle for the Big Bang.
00:34:06.000 I know that's going to piss a lot of people off, and they're going to be like, oh my gosh, we're going to talk about that?
00:34:09.000 No, we're not going to go down that road.
00:34:10.000 But I'm just saying, it's not like, well, I'm just waiting on further science.
00:34:13.000 Okay, well, then I'm waiting on further evidence.
00:34:15.000 You can make that argument on both sides.
00:34:16.000 No, you're depending on a miracle just like I'm depending on a miracle.
00:34:19.000 Let's just talk about the miracles.
00:34:21.000 Right.
00:34:21.000 I think it was a really good point that he tried to skirt past.
00:34:21.000 Right?
00:34:23.000 Well, I think, yeah, that's a good point that you're making.
00:34:26.000 Well, there's an absence of the science right now.
00:34:28.000 You're waiting on some more historical evidence.
00:34:28.000 We're waiting on it.
00:34:30.000 Yeah.
00:34:31.000 That's effectively where you are.
00:34:32.000 And we want to get to the point here where they discuss something very common, where you often find yourself at this impasse, okay, if you accept Jesus Christ as a historical figure, okay, you accept these accounts, you acknowledge that there's stronger corroboration of the accounts, I should say, of Jesus Christ, but then you say, I don't believe in the resurrection.
00:34:48.000 That's where we're going to get to here.
00:34:51.000 But first, let's go through this point by point.
00:34:54.000 DeStefano, I believe in the next clip, is talking about the Gospels and the timeline.
00:34:59.000 He's close to there, but again, this is not someone who's a theologian.
00:35:02.000 I really do appreciate him making the effort.
00:35:05.000 Yes, the Gospels were 70 years later, but they were based off the accounts of people
00:35:10.000 who were living at that time and up to like 25 years after it.
00:35:14.000 And they say, oh, well, game of telephone.
00:35:17.000 I can tell you something goes around the room.
00:35:19.000 Telephone.
00:35:20.000 By the time it gets to me, you know, 10 people, what you just said is irrelevant.
00:35:24.000 It's a totally different thing.
00:35:25.000 I get it.
00:35:26.000 But what they said is, because of that ancient thing of, you know, kind of having to pass down these Old Testaments because they couldn't write, it would be like if you're playing a game of telephone, but every person, I check with the person before to make sure the word I'm saying is right.
00:35:43.000 I agree with what he's saying, but I think he's saying it in a way that is unnecessary.
00:35:47.000 Because you're saying, oh, the game of telephone, you can't know exactly what they were saying.
00:35:50.000 And he's talking specifically about Jesus and the New Testament.
00:35:52.000 We don't have to depend on that.
00:35:53.000 You're talking about people who were there that wrote it.
00:35:56.000 That's who we're talking about.
00:35:57.000 We're not talking about people who are like, hey, I was never a part of any of this.
00:36:01.000 I was never even around anybody who was there.
00:36:03.000 I didn't hear the stories even secondhand, even though I wasn't there.
00:36:05.000 It was like, well, no, I was there.
00:36:06.000 I saw this.
00:36:07.000 I did this.
00:36:08.000 Jesus said this.
00:36:09.000 Jesus did that.
00:36:10.000 Like those are the kinds of records that really we have for the New Testament.
00:36:10.000 Right.
00:36:14.000 So I thought his point was a little like off the mark there for it, but I understand what he's saying.
00:36:18.000 It's a culture that is built on passing down history orally.
00:36:21.000 Right?
00:36:22.000 And so that culture is obviously going to be different than ours, which is built on passing history down in written form, right?
00:36:26.000 In video form.
00:36:27.000 We don't have to be able to remember.
00:36:28.000 If it was a game of telephone, the Bible would be really dirty.
00:36:32.000 Because telephone always ends up dirty.
00:36:35.000 It does.
00:36:36.000 In my experience.
00:36:37.000 That's how a 33-year-old teacher ends up sleeping with a 17-year-old boy.
00:36:40.000 It just happens.
00:36:41.000 Game of telephone.
00:36:42.000 No, that's the game of sending pictures of my boobs with my telephone.
00:36:45.000 Yes, a different game of telephone.
00:36:47.000 It's really not, really it's your hand computer, it's not really a telephone at this point
00:36:51.000 in time.
00:36:52.000 It's just an app on it.
00:36:53.000 Yes, it is.
00:36:54.000 Here is Joe Rogan trying to make the point that this could actually just be seen as confirmation
00:36:59.000 bias.
00:37:00.000 That's a little bit of confirmation bias because the real problem is like who said it originally.
00:37:06.000 And who decided what the words were originally?
00:37:10.000 Okay, that, I get that, which is true, but just for Jesus, this book was saying that the reason why they believe the historical accuracy of it is because basically his haters and the disciples were both saying the same thing.
00:37:25.000 Right, so that's called enemy attestation.
00:37:27.000 Typically if you're, like, for example, if you wanted to act like I didn't exist, Stephen, like you killed me, and then you came on the show one day and was like, I'm just not here.
00:37:38.000 You wouldn't say, Gerald's no longer with us.
00:37:41.000 You would just act like nothing happened.
00:37:43.000 And then when somebody's like, hey, where did Gerald go?
00:37:44.000 You'd be like, Gerald who?
00:37:46.000 Like he doesn't exist.
00:37:46.000 Yes.
00:37:48.000 So enemy attestation is basically saying like the Romans were the enemies of Jesus because he started things that messed up their kingdom, right?
00:37:56.000 They were causing trouble specifically to Pilate and his rule there.
00:38:00.000 Basically a revolt.
00:38:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:38:02.000 Basically a revolt.
00:38:03.000 Usurper.
00:38:03.000 And the Romans would have had a vested interest in saying, yes, Jesus, what?
00:38:07.000 Jesus who?
00:38:08.000 Or, trotting out the body, right?
00:38:10.000 They could say, Jesus, we have no idea who he is.
00:38:11.000 Or, okay, all right, sure.
00:38:12.000 Well, we crucified Jesus.
00:38:13.000 Look, he's dead.
00:38:14.000 This is your God.
00:38:15.000 They didn't do that.
00:38:16.000 They said, sure, okay.
00:38:18.000 Yeah, Jesus, we killed him, and he's not there, but, and then that.
00:38:23.000 Where the paths diverge.
00:38:24.000 Right, exactly.
00:38:25.000 So he's basically saying, like, hey, everybody so far is saying the same thing.
00:38:28.000 Even the Jews.
00:38:29.000 Like, there's this guy Jesus.
00:38:30.000 He's claiming to be the Messiah.
00:38:31.000 That's what they said.
00:38:32.000 And he's leading this revolt.
00:38:33.000 And the Romans are like, yeah, there's this guy named Jesus.
00:38:35.000 And he was doing this thing with some people about the way or the Christianity thing.
00:38:39.000 We later said Christianity first.
00:38:40.000 It was called the way.
00:38:41.000 And he's kind of leading this thing over there.
00:38:42.000 So everybody so far is on the exact same page.
00:38:45.000 Jesus is there at that time doing the things that they're saying he's doing.
00:38:49.000 Right?
00:38:49.000 Pretty easy.
00:38:50.000 Right.
00:38:51.000 Okay.
00:38:51.000 Now let's move on to Stefano talking about the resurrection.
00:38:55.000 A big thing is the resurrection, right?
00:38:57.000 People say, really?
00:38:58.000 He f***ing resurrected from the dead?
00:39:01.000 And you're like, well, everybody agreed.
00:39:04.000 Haters, Romans, and the Jewish people, everybody agreed he died.
00:39:09.000 That's 100%.
00:39:11.000 That's why when they stab him and they say, water, came out it wasn't water, it was fluid from his lungs because he was dead.
00:39:17.000 And that's what would happen to you or I when we die, is we have this lung fluid that comes out.
00:39:20.000 So that's what they said, oh, that's water.
00:39:22.000 And that's what made him divinity.
00:39:23.000 But it was like a natural thing.
00:39:24.000 He's dead.
00:39:25.000 Everyone agrees.
00:39:26.000 And you say, well, they buried him in a tomb.
00:39:30.000 And then the next day or three days later, the tomb's empty.
00:39:34.000 And people like, so, you know, that made up.
00:39:37.000 And they say 500 people saw him in the town.
00:39:41.000 Romans and Hebrews.
00:39:43.000 They saw him over the next couple of weeks.
00:39:45.000 500 independently sourced people, real corroborated, 500 people saw him.
00:39:51.000 This one is frustrating to me because the theory that the tomb was empty because people stole the body, you don't understand what happened in Rome, right?
00:40:00.000 So if you remember the Jews went to him and they put the sign on the cross and everything and it really pissed the Jews off, dig into why that pissed them off because basically it was Yod-Heh-Vav-Heh basically saying that it was God.
00:40:09.000 It was basically like Pilate's way of digging at them.
00:40:11.000 But the one thing that he did do was like, go and make this as secure as possible because the Jews expected his disciples to steal the body and claim a resurrection because Jesus said that he was going to rise again in three days, right?
00:40:21.000 They knew this was coming.
00:40:23.000 They posted guards and they sealed the tomb, right?
00:40:27.000 So I don't remember if it was like a string or something like that, but it's sealed in such a way that if it was opened, they would know.
00:40:33.000 And also the guards were guarding it under penalty of death.
00:40:36.000 If somebody got past them and stole the body, the guards would be killed.
00:40:40.000 The guards have a vested interest in saying, nobody shall pass.
00:40:45.000 I will die otherwise.
00:40:47.000 There's no record of them being killed, Josh, to answer your question.
00:40:49.000 But if you are Rome, and your job right now is to go, this guy doesn't exist, here's what you do.
00:40:56.000 You go in, you take the body under cover of night, and you move it somewhere else, and that's the story that you tell people, but you never tell them where you moved it.
00:41:04.000 I moved this body because we knew you guys were gonna come and do some shenanigans and try to say that he's the messiah and risen from the dead and now he's your king and now Rome can go to hell, right?
00:41:14.000 That's what we did.
00:41:15.000 We moved the body.
00:41:16.000 You're never gonna know where it is, but this guy is dead and gone.
00:41:18.000 They didn't say that.
00:41:20.000 They secured the tomb as best they could and then this guy rose from the dead.
00:41:24.000 There is no way to get out of it otherwise.
00:41:26.000 There is no swoon theory.
00:41:27.000 He was wrong.
00:41:28.000 Not everybody believes Jesus died.
00:41:29.000 Islam kind of says he just swooned.
00:41:30.000 That's true.
00:41:31.000 You know he got stabbed in the side and he got beaten to death basically but otherwise he was just fine and just needed a Well, that's a problem with ever saying 100%.
00:41:37.000 Everybody, absolutely.
00:41:38.000 But that just comes, you know, with experience in this subject.
00:41:41.000 But yeah, Islam is based on blasphemy.
00:41:44.000 It's based on the idea that Jesus was not actually executed and is not who he says he is.
00:41:48.000 So when Muslims get really mad about a cartoon, I say, well, yeah, entire religion based on blasphemy.
00:41:54.000 And you know what?
00:41:54.000 We roll with it.
00:41:55.000 We say, ah, it's not my time in hell.
00:41:58.000 So a few hundred people saw him in town?
00:41:58.000 Like it.
00:42:01.000 Over 500 people.
00:42:03.000 So what's the counter-theory then?
00:42:04.000 The counter-theory is Weekend at Bernie's?
00:42:07.000 Well, I think we have another clip here.
00:42:09.000 Matthew and Mark are just like, hey, this is my friend Christ.
00:42:12.000 Look at him.
00:42:12.000 Doesn't he look great?
00:42:13.000 And he's like, boy, I had a rough weekend.
00:42:18.000 Oh, this crown of thorns is falling off.
00:42:19.000 Put that back up there, Jesus.
00:42:20.000 I feel better.
00:42:23.000 Hey, Jesus, do it like we rehearsed.
00:42:24.000 These are good people.
00:42:26.000 Let's go, I think he addresses this, or they sort of address the robbery theory in this clip.
00:42:32.000 The other conspiracy theory is like, well, the disciples robbed his body.
00:42:37.000 The disciples just robbed his body because they don't want him, they would hand over crucifixion victims to like the wild dogs.
00:42:44.000 That used to be the way it was.
00:42:45.000 If you got crucified, throw you in a pit, wild dogs eat you, or leave you on the cross, birds will eat you.
00:42:50.000 That's how we deal with you.
00:42:51.000 So they're like, that's why they were taking his body.
00:42:55.000 Then you see that, well, that's probably not what happened, and the Romans themselves acknowledge there's no body in that tomb that we put in there three days ago.
00:43:04.000 The body is not there, and we did it.
00:43:06.000 So in order to save ourselves, we're going to say the apostles robbed it.
00:43:11.000 But in reality, that's just a conspiracy, because the apostles would have no reason to rob it.
00:43:16.000 Okay, so we kind of just addressed that point, but this brings us to the final point where I think there was a really I guess there was a misconnection and I've seen, I've perused the comments and you have some people who are sounding off and a lot of people are getting it wrong.
00:43:30.000 Some people are getting it right.
00:43:33.000 I think it's this reflex sometimes that you'll see from Joe, and I appreciate that he's open-minded and he's being more receptive, I would say, now than he used to be.
00:43:41.000 But the idea that, well, hold on a second, why are you saying that?
00:43:44.000 Why are you saying conspiracy?
00:43:46.000 And he uses that word, and I think it's important, just keep in mind, there's a huge difference between conspiracy, which, by the way, there can be a provable, verifiable conspiracy.
00:43:54.000 Let me just give you the definition before I show the clip.
00:43:56.000 The definition of conspiracy is an act of conspiring together, meaning two or more people.
00:44:02.000 That's different from a conspiracy theory.
00:44:05.000 Conspiracy theory is a theory that explains an event or set of circumstances as a result of a secret plot by usually powerful co-conspirators, okay?
00:44:13.000 There's a difference between the two.
00:44:14.000 Conspiracy versus conspiracy theory.
00:44:17.000 So let's go to Joe Rogan right here and just see if you can spot it.
00:44:24.000 So the Romans think the Apostles robbed the body.
00:44:27.000 That's a conspiracy.
00:44:28.000 Why do you say conspiracy?
00:44:31.000 You're saying a conspiracy to diminish the story.
00:44:33.000 No, no, no.
00:44:34.000 I meant conspiracy in the sense of that's what people say as a reason why the... Do the Romans say that?
00:44:39.000 The Romans have said that.
00:44:41.000 The Romans said that back then, and then I guess conspiracy is the wrong word, because I'm not... I'm not... Like, it's one story, one explanation, I'll say.
00:44:50.000 But if you looked at it, like, what's the most logical explanation?
00:44:54.000 Is the most logical explanation that a dead guy came back to life, or the most logical explanation that someone took his body, because that's what the Romans said?
00:45:04.000 I'm, just because I'm in, I'm saying that that is the one time... I'm not saying I'm crazy about it, I'm just saying, you know what?
00:45:14.000 After reading that book...
00:45:17.000 Warrior Scissor, is it crazier to believe that a dead guy came to life, or that because the Romans said it?
00:45:22.000 Alright.
00:45:26.000 And I understand the basis for this, but it becomes a self-defeating premise.
00:45:31.000 That's an outlandish claim.
00:45:34.000 It requires evidence of the outlandish claim.
00:45:38.000 You're the one making the claim that someone was resurrected.
00:45:39.000 Okay, that's true.
00:45:40.000 That is an abnormal event.
00:45:43.000 And so the implication there is, why wouldn't you believe the Romans?
00:45:47.000 The Romans must have better historical records.
00:45:49.000 The Romans must prove historically more reliable.
00:45:53.000 Okay, let's go with that.
00:45:55.000 Let's assume it's not necessarily correct.
00:45:57.000 For example, we have very little corroborating documents on Caligula, even though it's funny, the stuff that we do have.
00:46:07.000 Let's go with it being more historically accurate.
00:46:09.000 All right, so then we have the Romans saying K was crucified.
00:46:12.000 K, he died.
00:46:13.000 All right, the body's not there.
00:46:16.000 So let me ask you what's more outlandish.
00:46:19.000 People Who claim to have seen this man, right?
00:46:24.000 Like you said, hundreds of people who claim to have seen this man after he was dead.
00:46:27.000 Which is a fact, according to the Romans and historical accounts themselves.
00:46:32.000 Okay?
00:46:32.000 Who believe that, and are willing... Am I hearing something here in the studio?
00:46:37.000 Is it like a television on or something?
00:46:38.000 Nah, I think it's just audio out there.
00:46:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:46:41.000 People who are willing to believe that and die for what they believe to be a supernatural
00:46:48.000 event, willing to die for someone who they see as a Messiah.
00:46:53.000 Is that more outlandish?
00:46:54.000 Because we also have documentation that they died.
00:46:57.000 Or people knowingly lying, stealing a body, and then being subjected to torture, skinning
00:47:05.000 alive, boiling, crucifixion, being thrown off a roof for what they know to be a lie.
00:47:12.000 To me that's more outlandish that people would conspire because either way there's some kind of conspiring.
00:47:17.000 Either the Romans conspired because they were dealing with some kind of revolt and they were trying to quell an uprising.
00:47:23.000 They conspired to say, all right, They actually stole the body, because there's no disagreement from both camps here as far as Jesus being crucified and dying.
00:47:31.000 So the Romans conspired to say they stole the body, or, when you're talking about the disciples, they conspired to create a fake messiah with no financial gain or incentive of their own and were willing to die horrible deaths, knowingly, For a lie.
00:47:51.000 People will lie to get themselves out of torture and death.
00:47:57.000 They don't typically lie to jump into a boiling pot.
00:48:00.000 That's right.
00:48:00.000 That's a really bad brochure too.
00:48:02.000 Yes.
00:48:02.000 Come with us.
00:48:03.000 You will have no money, no place to lay your head.
00:48:05.000 Most people will want to kill you and we know that this is a lie.
00:48:09.000 Yes.
00:48:10.000 Like, all of this is a lie, and you guys should just do this.
00:48:12.000 It doesn't make any sense at all.
00:48:14.000 There is, you know, there's a book called The Evidence That Demands a Verdict, and I can't remember the guy's name.
00:48:18.000 He wrote it.
00:48:19.000 Very famous guy.
00:48:20.000 And it is all of the evidence related to Jesus' death, burial, and resurrection.
00:48:25.000 And just pulling evidence, like, from outside, it's the medical part of it as well that's described in the Bible.
00:48:29.000 One of the most In-depth medical kind of descriptions of a crucifixion or a public execution that we've ever had in history Which is very very interesting because you have a lot of details you confirm there But nobody dies for a lie that they know is a lie and you can't really argue your way out of that
00:48:46.000 There's no real way to do that.
00:48:48.000 Josh McDowell, thank you very much for evidence that demands a verdict.
00:48:51.000 Because you can't say, well, they knew it was a lie, but they thought maybe this guy was going to rise again at some later point.
00:48:56.000 No, the Jews were expecting a conquering king.
00:48:58.000 They got the suffering servant part first.
00:49:00.000 They weren't waiting around for somebody to resurrect.
00:49:03.000 It was a surprise to them.
00:49:04.000 All the way up to the day that he rose from the dead and showed himself to the disciples, by the way.
00:49:08.000 All of them.
00:49:09.000 Saw Jesus resurrected.
00:49:09.000 Right.
00:49:11.000 They would have known either A. He actually showed himself to us and he's the real deal so let's go do this thing and it doesn't matter if we get killed.
00:49:18.000 Or B. He's still dead and we stole his body to make it look like we have something but it's still not playing in our favor because people hate us and persecute us.
00:49:24.000 They would not have done the lie part.
00:49:26.000 Eventually they would have fallen away and gone into nothing.
00:49:29.000 And by the way, this is also not anything new.
00:49:31.000 So, Joe was saying, well, you just say it's a conspiracy because of the Romans, and people will present the case, right?
00:49:36.000 Christian apologists, they tend to be pretty good at this because they've gotten a lot of reps, not only currently, but historically.
00:49:43.000 So, just because the Romans say it.
00:49:44.000 Well, again, we have to go back to, why would people willingly die, be tortured, suffer for what they know is a lie?
00:49:51.000 But the reason that Christians have been more effective at justifying rationalizing their faith than any other religion in the
00:50:00.000 history of the world.
00:50:01.000 That's when people say, well, we could just point to similar examples
00:50:04.000 from Egyptian mythology, the idea of resurrection, we could point to... No, and I
00:50:08.000 mean take all of them. You have not had followers, disciples as good at the
00:50:13.000 apologetics portion of spreading their faith.
00:50:15.000 Because people have done this for a very long time.
00:50:15.000 Why?
00:50:17.000 They've been very dismissive, and they say, that's absolutely not true.
00:50:19.000 And they've also executed and persecuted Christians, and it still has always been spread by word of mouth.
00:50:24.000 The spread of Christianity has required its advocates to say, okay, hold on a second.
00:50:30.000 I understand that you're dismissing this saying, oh, some guy raised from the dead, or you're saying flying spaghetti monster, or you're going to kill me if I tell you that I believe this to be true.
00:50:40.000 So allow me to explain to you why I know this to be true.
00:50:44.000 So even though there were known persecutors of Christians throughout history, early Christianity was not spread by the sword.
00:50:52.000 It was spread through speech.
00:50:55.000 It was spread through word of mouth.
00:50:56.000 Very different from the early days of Islam, where there were no known actual oppressors.
00:51:02.000 And it was exclusively spread through violence across that entire area of the world.
00:51:08.000 So Christians have had to get pretty good at this, because it's the only religion that has faced direct persecution, execution, for centuries, without an actual standing army.
00:51:19.000 How do you grow it?
00:51:21.000 You have to convince people.
00:51:23.000 And that's what you're seeing today.
00:51:24.000 And that is why, to me, it's a self-defeating premise, because these people did it, knowingly facing execution, and they were willing to use their words.
00:51:33.000 If you want to know why freedom of speech is so important, just look to the initial spread of Christianity.
00:51:39.000 That's why.
00:51:42.000 Anything?
00:51:42.000 Yeah.
00:51:43.000 No.
00:51:44.000 Okay.
00:51:44.000 I think it's pretty good.
00:51:45.000 I'm glad he was willing to share his story, though, the comedian.
00:51:48.000 I really, yeah.
00:51:49.000 He's a funny guy, too.
00:51:50.000 I recommend people go.
00:51:52.000 Some of his stand-up is hilarious.
00:51:53.000 Yeah, and I mean, look, you know, you might be like, talking about Jesus.
00:51:57.000 Look, it's the most important decision you'll make.
00:51:58.000 Either it's the biggest waste of time and you should absolutely never listen to anybody talk about Jesus again, or it's going to affect every single thing in your life.
00:52:04.000 There is no in-between.
00:52:06.000 And making the case historically, and making the case from the books that we have available, like making just a purely historical case for Jesus, his existence and the potential claims.
00:52:17.000 God didn't ask you to check your brain at the door.
00:52:19.000 He basically said, go and search these things out and see if all of this stuff is true.
00:52:24.000 And I think that's an important part of what we do.
00:52:25.000 But it's also kind of fun to hear somebody do it on Joe Rogan.
00:52:29.000 And I also understand the skepticism.
00:52:31.000 We get it.
00:52:32.000 Some stories don't hold up.
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00:53:27.000 Oh wow.
00:53:28.000 Ginger Snap, Laying the Brain was talking about that.
00:53:30.000 He said the world was gonna end.
00:53:31.000 I didn't quite say that, but.
00:53:32.000 You know what they call cicadas?
00:53:33.000 Nature's meteorologists.
00:53:33.000 What?
00:53:35.000 Really?
00:53:37.000 Also nature's zombies, apparently.
00:53:40.000 Terrifying creatures, too, by the way.
00:53:42.000 They really are absolutely terrifying.
00:53:43.000 I don't think they do anything to you, but they just feel scary.
00:53:46.000 They feel scary.
00:53:46.000 Yeah, they do.
00:53:47.000 There's a lot of bugs like that.
00:53:48.000 I don't think it does anything to you, though.
00:53:49.000 There's a bug in the office here.
00:53:50.000 It's in the southwest.
00:53:51.000 It curls up.
00:53:52.000 It's almost like a bug, but it's like an armadillo.
00:53:54.000 It's a doodle bug.
00:53:54.000 What is that?
00:53:56.000 I put a bug in your phone.
00:53:57.000 It's a doodle bug.
00:53:58.000 It's a different thing.
00:54:00.000 We're working on an expose for the Post.
00:54:00.000 That's what we found out.
00:54:02.000 All right, we want to get to the... Wow.
00:54:07.000 Get in line.
00:54:08.000 Yeah, no kidding.
00:54:09.000 Let's go to the ICC here, because this has been trending, and I know what a lot of you are thinking.
00:54:14.000 Should I care?
00:54:15.000 Should I be concerned?
00:54:17.000 I'll be truthful here.
00:54:19.000 Not so much.
00:54:21.000 You should be concerned with the possibility of a rogue administration giving unwarranted and unfettered power to an international criminal court that really has no business even existing.
00:54:33.000 So if you thought that the UN was bad, and it is, it sucks.
00:54:37.000 The International Criminal Court, the ICC for short, you'll be hearing me say that quite a bit, is even more useless.
00:54:44.000 It's legit as those college courts they were yelling about two weeks ago.
00:54:47.000 Yes.
00:54:49.000 That's probably what it is.
00:54:49.000 The ICC is a phoenix.
00:54:51.000 It's the perfect encapsulation of this joke that is liberal internationalism, which of course is on everyone's minds because Schwab just stepped down from the WF, or he announced he's going to step down.
00:55:02.000 He pulled a Jay Leno.
00:55:04.000 And the reason it was trending is because on Monday this international criminal court Issued, oh geez, arrest warrants for Benjamin Netanyahu as well as a Hamas leader, I think it's Yaha Sinwar if I pronounce that incorrectly.
00:55:20.000 Look, this is a useless person just like the ICC is a useless organization.
00:55:24.000 On the basis of evidence collected and examined and analyzed by my office, I have reasonable grounds to believe that three senior leaders of Hamas He looks like a guy who would be an actor, who you see in a lot of movies, who you don't know, but you recognize and say, I've seen him in a lot of movies.
00:55:44.000 He sounds like he's doing an Anthony Hopkins interview.
00:55:49.000 Look at the lady's frown.
00:55:51.000 She's just like... Dude, that frown is upside down, dude.
00:55:54.000 That is an upside down smile.
00:55:54.000 That is an upside down smile.
00:55:56.000 I can also confirm today that I have reasonable grounds to believe on the basis of evidence
00:56:04.000 He reminds me of Brian Cox.
00:56:06.000 So that self-importance there.
00:56:08.000 Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Minister of Defense Yoav Galand bear criminal responsibility.
00:56:08.000 It looks like a fake video.
00:56:17.000 So that self-importance there.
00:56:21.000 I thought that that it looks like a fake video like it looks like something that people will
00:56:26.000 be watching on TV in a movie.
00:56:28.000 You know like the dad would be in the kitchen making eggs while the kids are playing and
00:56:33.000 that's playing like hey kids quiet down.
00:56:35.000 The world is ending.
00:56:39.000 It looked like the speaker was standing in between the couple from American Gothic getting divorced.
00:56:44.000 They both look grumpy, they look like the people in the photo.
00:56:49.000 Oh my gosh, he's like, by evidence obtained and reviewed by my office that nobody cares about.
00:56:55.000 This is a ban.
00:56:56.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:56:56.000 They don't have lighting for them, you know?
00:57:00.000 Well, the ICC also issued these arrest warrants for both sides.
00:57:03.000 Yeah.
00:57:04.000 Okay.
00:57:05.000 And the ICC also has arrest warrants for Vladimir Putin, for Nuruddin Adam, which is the rebel leader of the Central African Republic.
00:57:13.000 I love the last name Adam.
00:57:15.000 Yeah.
00:57:16.000 I'm sure they're going to get right on that.
00:57:17.000 It's like, we have issued arrest warrants.
00:57:20.000 Fine.
00:57:22.000 No arrest warrant for some reason for the leadership of Hezbollah, the Ayatollah, Kim Jong-un, Xi Jinping.
00:57:22.000 Good for you.
00:57:29.000 No arrest warrant.
00:57:30.000 So this is all politically motivated.
00:57:31.000 It's kind of like an international clickbait committee, only they want the ability to violate international law.
00:57:40.000 Do they think they're going to be able to extradite people?
00:57:43.000 No, I don't think so.
00:57:45.000 I think it's like, hey, we have an arrest warrant.
00:57:48.000 Could somebody go get them for us?
00:57:50.000 Yes, yes.
00:57:52.000 It's like they think Dog the Bounty Hunter's gonna call him up.
00:57:57.000 I don't know his impression, but... I got Netanyahu here!
00:57:59.000 Yeah.
00:58:00.000 Brother, come on.
00:58:01.000 You gotta get straightened up and fly right, Hamas.
00:58:03.000 Is that what he sounds like?
00:58:04.000 I don't know.
00:58:04.000 I don't know either.
00:58:05.000 I know his wife has a... Alright.
00:58:08.000 That's all I know!
00:58:11.000 That's a heavy bounty.
00:58:12.000 And he lost his entire career because he used the N-word.
00:58:15.000 Dogs of the Bounty Hunter.
00:58:16.000 Yeah.
00:58:16.000 Remember that story?
00:58:17.000 Same with Paula Deen.
00:58:17.000 That was it.
00:58:18.000 Paula Deen was at a deposition and they asked, have you ever used the N-word?
00:58:21.000 Have you looked at Paula Deen?
00:58:25.000 Same thing with Papa John's guy.
00:58:27.000 It's a leading question if I've ever heard one.
00:58:30.000 Look at her.
00:58:30.000 You know the answer is yes.
00:58:32.000 Just cancel her and we'll be on our merry way.
00:58:34.000 We're going to talk about this more obviously on Mug Club because we're going over time a little bit, but the International Crime Committee I believe a competing organization?
00:58:43.000 Yeah, a little bit.
00:58:44.000 A little different.
00:58:44.000 It's just a race to the bottom.
00:58:46.000 They have their own charges to levy.
00:58:49.000 Today, I'm announcing the filing of applications for warrants of arrest in the name of the International Crime Committee for several world leaders for their crimes against humanity.
00:58:59.000 These applications are an outcome of independent investigations conducted by my office under the direction of these two miserable sacks of shit behind me.
00:59:09.000 Without holding any trials, we have found several sovereign leaders to be absolutely guilty of the following crimes.
00:59:16.000 First, King Charles III, guilty of coercing the entire kingdom into eating beans for breakfast, and for cheating on Princess Diana.
00:59:27.000 I mean, she had a giant nose, we all know, but some people think she was a bait.
00:59:34.000 Next, we have Emmanuel Macron of France.
00:59:37.000 Guilty of marrying his teacher, who is 40 years his senior.
00:59:42.000 Not at all a babe.
00:59:43.000 She kind of looks like Liza Abso that's had entirely way too much work done.
00:59:49.000 Also, for the general malfeasance of being French.
00:59:53.000 The committee also finds Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau guilty of killing a queen.
00:59:59.000 See for yourself.
01:00:00.000 I ain't no soldier because I'm easy come, easy go.
01:00:06.000 Little high, little low.
01:00:08.000 Stand me where the wind blows.
01:00:11.000 Cause I think we're done.
01:00:14.000 The International Crime Committee also finds Russian President Vladimir Putin guilty
01:00:19.000 for the crime of not saving enough pussy for the rest of us.
01:00:23.000 systems.
01:00:24.000 Thank you.
01:00:26.000 Last, and certainly not least, we find Xi Jinping, President of the People's Republic of China, guilty of Holy s***, so many things.
01:00:36.000 So, a couple things.
01:00:38.000 We're going to continue on Mug Club, an entire segment here on the ICC.
01:00:42.000 Gets a little bit nerdy.
01:00:44.000 Yes, yes, exactly.
01:00:45.000 ICC is a joke, y'all.
01:00:48.000 What?
01:00:48.000 Don't end the show on that.
01:00:50.000 So you can click the button down there if you haven't joined Mug Club yet.
01:00:55.000 $10 off if you use the promo code MILITARY for Military Appreciation Month.
01:00:59.000 But before we continue with this segment, look, the most important takeaway from that is Justin Trudeau sang that song gayer than Freddie Mercury.
01:01:13.000 How is that possible?
01:01:15.000 Yeah.
01:01:16.000 He made Queen more young.
01:01:18.000 Yes!
01:01:19.000 I half expected him to lay down on the piano with the player like, Easy come, easy go.
01:01:27.000 My dad is Castro.
01:01:29.000 Well, allegedly.
01:01:30.000 That's fine.
01:01:31.000 Allegedly.
01:01:32.000 A hidden verse.
01:01:33.000 I know it's wrong.
01:01:38.000 But I hate him, I really do.