Louder with Crowder - November 13, 2025


🔴 Just Release the Damn Epstein Files - End It Once and For All


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 4 minutes

Words per Minute

177.25723

Word Count

11,439

Sentence Count

1,306

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

30


Summary

RUMBLE is back and better than ever! This week, the crew is back with a brand new episode featuring some of their favorite moments from the past week. Plus, the return of the long shot, the Epstein scandal, and more.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 The Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
00:00:02.000 I know what for good.
00:00:03.000 The Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
00:00:05.000 But no, the Demon Gorgon's not wrong.
00:00:08.000 You know what for good?
00:00:10.000 I don't know where you wins.
00:00:13.000 Just because someone's in the desk store doesn't make them just think dirt.
00:00:17.000 Someone's in the desert.
00:00:19.000 Hey, he's just someone's in the desk store.
00:00:22.000 Doesn't make them just think dirt.
00:00:24.000 Someone's in the desk store.
00:00:26.000 Find him.
00:00:27.000 Call me back.
00:00:28.000 Like there's something wrong.
00:00:29.000 Find him.
00:00:30.000 Call my name or hey.
00:00:32.000 He's find him.
00:00:34.000 Call me back.
00:00:34.000 Like there's something wrong.
00:00:36.000 Find him.
00:00:36.000 Someone's in the desk store.
00:01:19.000 Just make me feel like warm.
00:01:22.000 Like there's something wrong.
00:01:25.000 Just make me feel like warm.
00:01:31.000 You know, back when I was in the academy, we would follow every toast with a song.
00:01:59.000 She skulled up.
00:02:01.000 She'd come up.
00:02:03.000 Cheer a car.
00:02:05.000 All my life born on a cost of Shirley Skull.
00:02:15.000 She skulled up.
00:02:17.000 She'd come.
00:02:19.000 Cheer a car.
00:02:21.000 All my life, all the better costs.
00:02:25.000 It's better to have loud and lost than never to have loved at all.
00:02:33.000 Come cheer up, my dance.
00:02:35.000 Come cheer up, my dance.
00:02:37.000 It's better to have loud and lost.
00:02:41.000 It's better to have loud and lost.
00:02:44.000 Captain John looked at love at all.
00:02:47.000 The Federation Starship.
00:02:49.000 Come cheer up, my dance.
00:02:51.000 Come cheer up, my dance.
00:02:53.000 It's better to have loud and lost.
00:02:56.000 Captain John Lucard, 17346, 7321476, Charlie Fay, 2789777643, Tango 732 Victor 73117888732476789764376.
00:03:12.000 Welcome to the lineup live on Rumble.
00:03:15.000 9 a.m. Eastern to 7 p.m.
00:03:17.000 That's every day.
00:03:18.000 All these shows are live and they roll into the next.
00:03:21.000 It's like watching a television on a cable network, only it doesn't suck.
00:03:26.000 Speaking of suck, look, sorry, yesterday we had technical difficulties.
00:03:31.000 It turns out that using our TriCast or our control board like a port-a-potty is not prudent, Toolman Tim.
00:03:38.000 But so we're gonna take another crack at this because now people have already responded.
00:03:41.000 The Epstein files, the latest.
00:03:43.000 Oh boy, this is everywhere.
00:03:44.000 If you go to Reddit Politics, it's like 19 of the top 20 topics.
00:03:49.000 We'll shoot you straight.
00:03:50.000 Abby Phillip, you know her?
00:03:52.000 She's retarded, but it has nothing to do with her blackness.
00:03:55.000 But she considers herself an arbiter of truth.
00:03:57.000 So we'll get into that.
00:03:58.000 And Timothy Chalamay, based?
00:04:01.000 I say yes.
00:04:02.000 What say you?
00:04:03.000 Comment below.
00:04:04.000 And finally, go to the long shot, Toolman.
00:04:06.000 We had all this.
00:04:06.000 We had to put everything back in the fridge in the freezer.
00:04:09.000 Our Snap Banquet.
00:04:11.000 Everything you see can be ordered through Snap online with only $4.99 shipping monthly.
00:04:17.000 They don't have to pay the same shipping costs you do.
00:04:19.000 And we actually check to see everything here actually can be shipped to Jackson, Missouri.
00:04:24.000 So all you food desert people, stop whining, stop making excuses, and get on a treadmill.
00:04:28.000 with the show.
00:04:42.000 Hey, Tumen, you okay?
00:04:44.000 Oh, yeah.
00:04:45.000 Yeah, just trying to get these stitches out, but I can't really see what I'm doing.
00:04:49.000 You're doing it yourself?
00:04:50.000 Yeah, I always do it myself.
00:04:53.000 Yeah, that's not going to work.
00:04:54.000 Here, let me help.
00:04:58.000 Are those sterile?
00:05:00.000 Ah, probably.
00:05:01.000 Don't worry about it.
00:05:02.000 Just turn around.
00:05:03.000 Yeah, nah, trust me.
00:05:05.000 Trust me.
00:05:05.000 Isochrochlor.
00:05:06.000 Trust the professionals.
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00:05:29.000 NMLS 1-82-334.
00:05:31.000 If you start today, you may even delay up to two mortgage payments.
00:05:35.000 Ho, ho, ho.
00:05:44.000 Your mother's a hope.
00:05:47.000 This is a good part, right?
00:05:49.000 That's where all the protein is and amino acids.
00:05:52.000 Hi, St. Nick.
00:05:53.000 How you doing it, fellow?
00:05:55.000 Oh, sorry.
00:05:55.000 Did you see the sign?
00:05:57.000 My lap has a 1,500-pound weight limit there.
00:06:00.000 I don't eat salads.
00:06:02.000 Well, I'm only like 200.
00:06:03.000 Yeah, on the moon.
00:06:05.000 Okay, what do you want?
00:06:07.000 Let me guess.
00:06:08.000 Chocolate Santa's?
00:06:10.000 Huh?
00:06:11.000 Baked potatoes.
00:06:12.000 Something in the carb field.
00:06:13.000 Call me a detective, but you like your carbs.
00:06:16.000 Yeah, okay, but I just wanted to ask you for a new game.
00:06:19.000 Oh, you want a new game?
00:06:20.000 Yeah.
00:06:21.000 What's it called?
00:06:21.000 Portion Control.
00:06:22.000 What is it?
00:06:22.000 What do you mean?
00:06:24.000 What are you supposed to?
00:06:24.000 I thought you were supposed to be jolly.
00:06:25.000 You're out here roasting me.
00:06:26.000 I'm not jolly for Christ's sake.
00:06:28.000 They got me at the end of the mall.
00:06:30.000 This beer, this thing's got to go up like a pair of babies' pajamas with a cigarette.
00:06:35.000 You got the black kids over there at the foot lock throwing shit at me all day.
00:06:38.000 You thought I'm supposed to be in a good mood?
00:06:40.000 Yeah.
00:06:41.000 Okay.
00:06:42.000 Ho, ho, ho.
00:06:43.000 Your mother's a hope.
00:06:45.000 That's my femur right now is bending.
00:06:47.000 It's gonna be a, we're gonna have a Joe, Joe Theisman thing about it in a second.
00:06:50.000 Maybe you'll walk straight.
00:06:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:52.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:06:53.000 I forget to explain the game.
00:06:56.000 That's enough.
00:06:57.000 Look like a goddamn parade float.
00:07:00.000 Damn it.
00:07:01.000 Who's next?
00:07:07.000 Ho, ho, ho.
00:07:08.000 Your mother's a hope.
00:07:10.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad-free experience and an ever-expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:07:57.000 Glad to be with you.
00:07:58.000 And we are Jackson, Mississippi.
00:08:03.000 There is a Jackson, Missouri, but we did check because Jackson, Mississippi is one of the poorest places in the country.
00:08:10.000 Yes.
00:08:10.000 And we wanted to double check that we could have our Snap Feast delivered.
00:08:13.000 There you go.
00:08:14.000 Long shot, Tullman.
00:08:15.000 Long shot.
00:08:15.000 Snap Feast delivered to a very poor area because food deserts are not a thing.
00:08:18.000 So we're going to go through that a little bit later.
00:08:19.000 I deserve to be admonished, but I've only been to Jackson, Missouri.
00:08:22.000 Never Mississippi.
00:08:24.000 Why?
00:08:27.000 Because yesterday.
00:08:28.000 Yeah.
00:08:28.000 That was not my fault.
00:08:30.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 Well, it was a simple admonished responsibility.
00:08:32.000 Yep, that's true.
00:08:33.000 Your CEO.
00:08:34.000 Extreme ownership, Gerald.
00:08:36.000 All right.
00:08:37.000 Let me ask you this.
00:08:39.000 Question of the day.
00:08:39.000 What would be the first thing you would buy with your EBT card?
00:08:42.000 All right.
00:08:42.000 Number one purchase item on Snap is Coca-Cola.
00:08:45.000 $9 billion a year.
00:08:46.000 Sugary soda, but we'll just say Coca-Cola for shorthand.
00:08:49.000 But what would you buy?
00:08:50.000 Would it be the caviar?
00:08:51.000 We'll get to it.
00:08:51.000 It's a live show weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern.
00:08:53.000 Captain Morgan, CEO.
00:08:54.000 Sorry, you're sick, so I want you to save your voice.
00:08:56.000 Plus, I want you to shut up.
00:08:57.000 And 6 p.m. Eastern on the Rumble Live lineup, you can watch him daily, the funniest man alive, trying it for a second go today, Mr. Nick DePaula.
00:09:07.000 How are you saying?
00:09:07.000 How are you?
00:09:07.000 We're going to do a show today?
00:09:08.000 We'll see.
00:09:09.000 See how this goes.
00:09:11.000 I don't know, actually.
00:09:12.000 Our first thing here.
00:09:14.000 I don't know if Nick has been here when we featured our favorite rapper.
00:09:18.000 So this is even better than I anticipated.
00:09:20.000 All right.
00:09:21.000 Oh, boy.
00:09:21.000 Your favorite Congolese rapper, MC Bamba.
00:09:26.000 That's the mecha.
00:09:26.000 He's back with a new jam.
00:09:45.000 He's the one squeaking, Nick.
00:09:53.000 This is not satire.
00:10:01.000 Oh, he's deaf and mute.
00:10:02.000 I should have told you.
00:10:04.000 I should have told you he's deaf and mute.
00:10:04.000 Sorry.
00:10:07.000 Is he mute?
00:10:07.000 Yeah.
00:10:09.000 Just kidding.
00:10:10.000 I'm not kidding.
00:10:11.000 You've got to be fucking.
00:10:12.000 I'm not kidding you.
00:10:22.000 He's deaf and mute, but he's a wonderful talent.
00:10:25.000 That was his premiere hit.
00:10:26.000 It went to number one.
00:10:27.000 It was called Broken Fan Belt.
00:10:32.000 Holy shit.
00:10:33.000 Get a can of EW40.
00:10:35.000 Yeah, I know.
00:10:36.000 That is hilarious.
00:10:37.000 He's deaf and mute, but I guess mute doesn't.
00:10:40.000 I guess you can still be mute, but it still you can go, yeah.
00:10:44.000 I have a bit of.
00:10:45.000 I don't like deaf people trying to talk.
00:10:47.000 That should be out loud.
00:10:50.000 Well, they sound like that.
00:10:53.000 You don't see blind people going, hey, look over there.
00:10:57.000 Look over there behind me.
00:10:58.000 What?
00:10:59.000 He's blind too.
00:11:01.000 He's blind to me.
00:11:02.000 No, he's not.
00:11:03.000 That was just me being.
00:11:04.000 God, I would have been a fan.
00:11:06.000 By the way, no, this is real.
00:11:08.000 So glad that we actually had a camera on Nick because he was.
00:11:11.000 How did you where do you find this stuff?
00:11:14.000 I, you know, we live a very childish life, all of us here.
00:11:17.000 We're all children, but here's a bonus for you.
00:11:21.000 He also appears like adults, but MC Baba, let's say, say his, say his name, or as he says, he also appeared with an African pirate robot in another song.
00:11:34.000 as a guest spot.
00:11:42.000 Wait for it.
00:12:03.000 Is somebody signaling him on off-the-counter?
00:12:05.000 That's somebody's wedding song.
00:12:07.000 He's going to get shot when he's signing in the wrong neighborhood.
00:12:12.000 I don't think he can sign.
00:12:13.000 He's going to leave.
00:12:14.000 Somebody's like, yeah, drop it now.
00:12:16.000 You know what the funny thing is?
00:12:16.000 You can't hear it.
00:12:18.000 This is not new.
00:12:19.000 He's actually been pretty popular in the hip-hop community.
00:12:21.000 And he's even guest spotting on American tracks.
00:12:25.000 You have seen this one?
00:12:25.000 He actually did this.
00:12:27.000 This one was pretty popular.
00:12:28.000 People skimmed past it with Nelly, one of my favorites.
00:12:54.000 Oh, my God.
00:12:55.000 It turned out so much funnier than when we were writing.
00:12:58.000 Doing a remake of Flipper.
00:13:00.000 He's going to be doing the voiceover.
00:13:05.000 That's me, Nick.
00:13:06.000 That involves swimming.
00:13:09.000 Oh, my God.
00:13:11.000 Oh, geez.
00:13:12.000 I am loving him all cave.
00:13:13.000 He is.
00:13:14.000 I'm sick.
00:13:15.000 I'm on the edge.
00:13:16.000 He is on the edge.
00:13:17.000 Well, back, no, when you get sick, when you're sick, you're doing comedy.
00:13:20.000 There's no it's like a fireboxer.
00:13:23.000 He's dangerous.
00:13:23.000 If his inhibitions are gone, wait a minute.
00:13:25.000 That's the word.
00:13:26.000 What do you hear him talk about the Jews?
00:13:28.000 Ooh.
00:13:33.000 What a good voice.
00:13:35.000 It's like fucking Neil Young.
00:13:39.000 The black Neil Young.
00:13:40.000 Old man, take a look at my life.
00:13:42.000 Take a look at my life.
00:13:46.000 I'm a lot like you.
00:13:50.000 Out of the blue and into the blue.
00:13:55.000 All right.
00:13:56.000 Sorry, we just wanted that's a cleanse palette.
00:13:59.000 Epstein files.
00:14:01.000 Wow, what a transition.
00:14:02.000 Let me preface this, okay?
00:14:08.000 I tried to commit suicide in Jeffrey Epstein's cell, which we recreated, okay?
00:14:12.000 I don't think that it's likely.
00:14:14.000 It's technically possible.
00:14:15.000 I think there was foul play.
00:14:17.000 I'm not afraid to take the unpopular positions.
00:14:19.000 I think all the files should be released.
00:14:21.000 I think that the American people are entitled to it because we watched this corruption play out in real time.
00:14:27.000 That would be best case scenario.
00:14:29.000 I don't like that all the files aren't being released.
00:14:31.000 Now, you could place the blame on both parties because we've had plenty of time.
00:14:36.000 That's my position.
00:14:37.000 Outside of that, guys, anyone, does anyone have any proof whatsoever that Donald Trump took part in, aided, abetted sex trafficking, or personally engaged in inappropriate relations with a minor?
00:14:54.000 Anyone have proof?
00:14:55.000 Send it to me.
00:14:56.000 Outside of that, the position has released the files and everyone will shut up.
00:15:00.000 This doesn't need to be a 48-hour news cycle.
00:15:02.000 It was disastrous, Pam Bondi.
00:15:05.000 They couldn't stop stepping on rakes themselves, but the leftist media acting as though there's something new, some revelation.
00:15:11.000 It's just not so.
00:15:14.000 Anyway, everyone is still making this the talking point of the day and yesterday because some new emails were released by the House Oversight Committee.
00:15:25.000 Here you go.
00:15:25.000 Here's the reaction.
00:15:26.000 Well, it feels like a good political moment for Democrats and an astonishing moment for Donald Trump when you see Jeffrey Epstein coming back into the headlines, the one thing you are trying to bury.
00:15:37.000 According to newly released emails from Democrats and the House Oversight Committee, CNN's reporting the emails show Epstein asserts Trump spent significant time with a woman whom oversight Democrats describe as a victim of Epstein sex trafficking.
00:15:52.000 Now Trump and his Republicans, especially Speaker of the House Mike Johnson and his MAGA enablers and his Fox News whores, are complicit in an extraordinary, disgusting cover-up.
00:16:03.000 Thanks, Dave.
00:16:04.000 Another cover-up of pedophilia.
00:16:06.000 Trump is now guilty.
00:16:08.000 Epstein has provided the evidence.
00:16:10.000 Pause.
00:16:11.000 Well, then there should be no more conversation.
00:16:13.000 Hey, lock him up.
00:16:14.000 He's guilty.
00:16:14.000 Yep.
00:16:15.000 Why do we need any more files?
00:16:17.000 He's guilty.
00:16:18.000 This is how you know the left is gaslighting you and lying.
00:16:20.000 Doesn't mean that there hasn't been mishandling, but he is guilty.
00:16:23.000 He is absolutely guilty.
00:16:25.000 Okay, thanks, Dave Medna.
00:16:27.000 Thanks for talking to your possums.
00:16:28.000 Let's continue.
00:16:29.000 He knew about the girls as he asked Elaine to stop.
00:16:32.000 So to summarize, Trump spent hours with one of Epstein's victims.
00:16:36.000 You look like a fetus.
00:16:37.000 There's clearly more that they're trying to hide here.
00:16:40.000 We've like moved past this because we all assume that the Trump administration lies about everything, but they have been caught.
00:16:40.000 Clearly.
00:16:46.000 Oh, fucking nothing else here.
00:16:48.000 Red Hand.
00:16:48.000 They have been caught in so many lies.
00:16:50.000 The GOP has a decision to make.
00:16:52.000 What are you staring at?
00:16:54.000 Finally, once and for all, against child trafficking, including when it involves the leader of your own party, or you admit that as long as he hates the same people you hate, you're willing to tolerate child trafficking.
00:17:10.000 How about you don't dictate any terms to me, you silly, shitty little bitch.
00:17:15.000 Stephen, the language.
00:17:18.000 I think it's okay, right?
00:17:19.000 I think there's an exemption.
00:17:20.000 I believe it says it somewhere in the back of the Bible for Kinzinger.
00:17:24.000 Yes.
00:17:25.000 Don't do that guy.
00:17:25.000 Jezebel.
00:17:26.000 That's the worst.
00:17:27.000 The turn code is like, oh, I was a Republican.
00:17:29.000 Well, about what?
00:17:29.000 Really?
00:17:30.000 What are you conservative about?
00:17:31.000 And here's a litmus test, by the way.
00:17:31.000 You know what?
00:17:33.000 To all this infighting, too, going on the right, and I would apply this to Kinzinger.
00:17:38.000 What have you done to fight the left?
00:17:41.000 I know some people punch right, and I get it.
00:17:43.000 Okay, you want to say that some people shouldn't be amongst the right and they've led up the wrong way.
00:17:46.000 Okay, but what have you done to fight the left?
00:17:48.000 That's my standard.
00:17:49.000 Everyone out there, if you're a conservative, the people you're following, the talking heads, the hosts, ask yourself, what has this person done to fight the left?
00:17:57.000 They're very clear examples of people who've done a lot.
00:17:59.000 Scott Kressler, very clear what he did in that election.
00:18:02.000 Charlie Kirk, very clear what he did in creating an organization.
00:18:05.000 I would obviously put this entire team there and calling states for the election and undercover journalism.
00:18:09.000 But people out there, not just Kinzinger, but people right now on social media who are clickbaiting, who are muckraking drama, what have they done?
00:18:19.000 What have any of these people done to fight the left?
00:18:22.000 Kinzinger, you say you were a Republican.
00:18:24.000 What have you done in the last half decade to fight the left?
00:18:26.000 Go.
00:18:27.000 Until you can answer, don't dictate any terms to me.
00:18:30.000 This is what they're basing it on.
00:18:31.000 Okay.
00:18:31.000 There was an email exchange from Epstein to Maxwell, to Jolene Maxwell.
00:18:35.000 He said, I want you to realize that dog hasn't barked is Trump.
00:18:40.000 The victim spent hours at my house with him.
00:18:44.000 He has never once been mentioned.
00:18:46.000 And then Maxwell responded, I've been thinking about that.
00:18:48.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:18:50.000 Epstein has been known.
00:18:53.000 He has a tendency to lie.
00:18:55.000 I don't know if he's not necessarily reputed.
00:18:55.000 What?
00:18:57.000 And he has a tendency to name drop even people who don't like him.
00:19:00.000 This is the proof from the left that Jeffrey Epstein, noted liar, was talking to someone else, noted liar, and quoted, I can't remember, some kind of fiction.
00:19:09.000 It's, you know, the dog that doesn't bark.
00:19:12.000 That means that Donald Trump was in on it?
00:19:14.000 Let's assume that's what he's saying.
00:19:16.000 Any evidence of that?
00:19:17.000 Well, let me give you some evidence that proves or would suggest this is not true.
00:19:21.000 Turns out the victim, so the person they're talking about, the victim, and everyone in the media is saying, and this victim, oh, Donald Trump did it.
00:19:26.000 He knew about it.
00:19:27.000 He didn't help her.
00:19:28.000 This poor lady.
00:19:29.000 Well, the victim is Virginia Guff.
00:19:32.000 The late victim.
00:19:32.000 I don't know how it's pronounced.
00:19:33.000 Yeah, late victim.
00:19:34.000 Sorry, she's no longer with us.
00:19:36.000 She testified.
00:19:37.000 Also, you should know her name was withheld.
00:19:39.000 Her name was withheld from the leftist media for a long time.
00:19:43.000 They redacted it, even though she didn't ask for that and came out and campaigned for Donald Trump.
00:19:48.000 So the victim in question, who Donald Trump harmed, testified that Trump did not partake in any fashion in the sex ring.
00:19:55.000 Now, she could be lying.
00:19:57.000 Sure.
00:19:58.000 I would tend to imagine that she would have a bias where she'd want to see people fried who were involved with it.
00:20:02.000 You know, like Epstein and Maxwell.
00:20:04.000 Some reason incredibly supportive of Trump.
00:20:06.000 So let me read you from this transcript.
00:20:08.000 It's true that Trump didn't partake in any sex with us, and it's not true that he flirted with me.
00:20:13.000 Donald Trump never flirted with me.
00:20:15.000 Here are the questions and answers from her.
00:20:16.000 What is the basis for your statement that Donald Trump is a good friend of Jeffrey's?
00:20:19.000 She just said, Jeffrey told me that Donald Trump is a good friend of his.
00:20:22.000 That's it.
00:20:23.000 Question, but you never observed them together.
00:20:26.000 Answer from Virginia.
00:20:27.000 No, not that I can actually remember.
00:20:29.000 I mean, not off the top of my head.
00:20:30.000 No.
00:20:31.000 Question: Did you ever see Donald Trump at Jeffrey's home?
00:20:33.000 Answer, not that I can remember.
00:20:35.000 Question, on his island?
00:20:36.000 Answer, no, not that I can remember.
00:20:38.000 Question: In New Mexico, New York, not that I can remember.
00:20:41.000 And then here's the post where she endorsed Donald Trump in 2024, saying, I met Trump when I worked at Mar-a-Lago, hopefully our new president.
00:20:49.000 Ah, again.
00:20:50.000 Does that sound like a lady who's the victim of this man as it relates to sex trafficking?
00:20:57.000 No.
00:20:57.000 Typically, they don't come out and condemn the people who were involved in sex trafficking and then praise other people who were involved in sex trafficking, just to be clear.
00:21:06.000 Why did the left withhold her name?
00:21:09.000 She was public.
00:21:10.000 She talked about it.
00:21:12.000 Why didn't they want you to know?
00:21:13.000 Oh, because maybe you might go search the transcript.
00:21:15.000 And let's say that Trump was involved in some other facet.
00:21:18.000 Release the files.
00:21:19.000 I agree.
00:21:20.000 Okay?
00:21:21.000 Not this one.
00:21:22.000 We know the left is lying about this one.
00:21:24.000 Donald Trump had nothing to do with any type of sexual impropriety with this woman.
00:21:30.000 He even said so, by the way, himself, which is good enough for me.
00:21:33.000 And I say it with as much respect as I can, but she is not my type.
00:21:38.000 I get it.
00:21:39.000 See?
00:21:41.000 And that was when she was alive.
00:21:43.000 In her prime, as people say.
00:21:43.000 That's true.
00:21:45.000 Now they're calling him gay.
00:21:47.000 Yeah.
00:21:49.000 There's no money with this.
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00:21:59.000 And by the way, here's the thing.
00:22:01.000 Maybe Virginia was saying this because she knows something that the media is covering up, you know, like her name.
00:22:08.000 But maybe she also knows something that attorneys and those involved with the case have stated multiple times that President Trump was the only person of note who helped with the investigation proactively.
00:22:21.000 Here's some clips.
00:22:22.000 The only thing that I can say about President Trump is that he is the only person who in 2009, when I served a lot of subpoenas on a lot of people, or at least gave notice to some pretty connected people that I was going, that I wanted to talk to them.
00:22:41.000 He is the only person who picked up the phone and said, let's just talk.
00:22:45.000 I'll give you as much time as you want.
00:22:47.000 I'll tell you what you need to know.
00:22:49.000 And was very helpful in the information that he gave and gave no indication whatsoever that he was involved in anything untoward whatsoever, but had good information that checked out and that helped us.
00:23:02.000 And that we didn't have to take a deposition of him.
00:23:04.000 That was in 2009.
00:23:05.000 That was in 2009.
00:23:06.000 I talked to President Clinton.
00:23:08.000 I'm sorry, President Trump back in 2009.
00:23:11.000 And several times after that, he didn't think that it was a hoax then.
00:23:14.000 In fact, he helped me.
00:23:15.000 He got on the phone.
00:23:16.000 He told me things that were helping our investigation.
00:23:19.000 Now, our investigation wasn't looking into him, but he was helping us then.
00:23:22.000 He didn't treat this as a hoax.
00:23:24.000 Yeah, and keep in mind the context.
00:23:26.000 That guy doesn't like Trump right now.
00:23:27.000 He's on the other side of Trump.
00:23:28.000 That's right.
00:23:29.000 But he didn't realize he said the quiet part out loud because now he's just saying, well, what is it?
00:23:31.000 You're saying Donald Trump said hoax as far as it's a hoax that Donald Trump is involved.
00:23:35.000 Right.
00:23:36.000 No, I get it.
00:23:37.000 You can say we don't know because we don't have all the files.
00:23:40.000 But didn't we also go through Me Too where these women suffer in silence?
00:23:43.000 You need to help them.
00:23:44.000 You need to be an ally, an advocate.
00:23:46.000 Someone working with the authorities and reporting it in a position of power, wouldn't that be about as much as you can ask for?
00:23:52.000 We know he did that.
00:23:53.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 Now, did he know about it before?
00:23:57.000 I would assume he probably knew something untoward was going on.
00:23:59.000 That's why he banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago, and that's why he cooperated.
00:24:03.000 This isn't news.
00:24:04.000 Hey, Donald Trump knew that Epstein was a pervert.
00:24:06.000 I assumed that's why he kicked him out.
00:24:08.000 I assume that's why they had a falling out.
00:24:11.000 The left wants to drag this out until midterms.
00:24:14.000 Don't let them.
00:24:14.000 And you know what?
00:24:15.000 I will say this.
00:24:16.000 Anyone on the right in this administration, people like the Bondies of the world, you're giving them a gift if you don't just help push to release all these files.
00:24:25.000 This should have been done a long time ago.
00:24:27.000 The Democrats had an opportunity to do it.
00:24:28.000 It's something that we keep forgetting in this entire conversation: this is not new information.
00:24:32.000 They didn't just find these emails.
00:24:34.000 They've been in their possession for a long time, but the Trump administration has screwed up at every turn with Epstein file release.
00:24:39.000 Every single turn.
00:24:40.000 Yep.
00:24:41.000 Fix it.
00:24:41.000 Move on.
00:24:42.000 Yep, I agree.
00:24:43.000 We need the information.
00:24:44.000 They've screwed up.
00:24:44.000 Doesn't mean he's a sex trip.
00:24:46.000 No, of course.
00:24:46.000 That's the issue.
00:24:47.000 And the left is trying to tell you that there's something new.
00:24:48.000 There is nothing new.
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00:25:54.000 Hey, up next, Abby Phillip.
00:26:01.000 Was that his second hit?
00:26:02.000 I'm waiting for his Christmas album.
00:26:09.000 Ben Crosby and dummy.
00:26:11.000 Yeah.
00:26:14.000 Oh, God.
00:26:15.000 Oh, that's silly.
00:26:16.000 By the way, no hip-hop song.
00:26:18.000 I guess now there's one, but no hip-hop songs in the top 40 for the first time in like 20 years.
00:26:21.000 Man, does that make me hard?
00:26:23.000 I think, was it Cardi B or Megan just broke it?
00:26:26.000 But culture is shifting.
00:26:27.000 You guys can comment, but why do you think that is?
00:26:29.000 I think there's less investment in hip-hop, but also the culture is shifting where people are a little bit tired of it.
00:26:33.000 Going, yeah, we don't really want to be a culture like this.
00:26:35.000 It's kind of crappy.
00:26:36.000 We have to work on TV music.
00:26:38.000 It's an epidemic.
00:26:40.000 Everything is, I don't care if they're showing the lineup in an NFL game under it.
00:26:45.000 There's always going to be fucking RB.
00:26:47.000 I know.
00:26:48.000 That house music, it's making me fucking crazy.
00:26:51.000 I hated it when I was in my 20s.
00:26:53.000 Yeah.
00:26:53.000 That artificial drumbeat, that synthetic fucking, it's in everything.
00:26:57.000 It's under commercials.
00:26:58.000 It's but you're on YouTube trying to do something, and all of a sudden it'll come on at 14 volume, but it's dance music.
00:27:05.000 It's everywhere.
00:27:06.000 Go to get a haircut.
00:27:07.000 It's in there.
00:27:07.000 It's the who said that?
00:27:10.000 He's just trying to wind you up.
00:27:11.000 He's just trying to wind you up.
00:27:12.000 Ignore him.
00:27:12.000 Son of a guy.
00:27:13.000 You're better than this.
00:27:15.000 You're better than this.
00:27:15.000 He's not.
00:27:16.000 No, he's Greg.
00:27:17.000 Mulk, he's been on.
00:27:18.000 He's been on.
00:27:19.000 That's the problem.
00:27:20.000 He keeps you guessing.
00:27:21.000 You're like, I don't know.
00:27:21.000 Is he a sociable?
00:27:22.000 I know.
00:27:23.000 Or is he a good man?
00:27:25.000 Could he be both?
00:27:26.000 The duality of man.
00:27:28.000 No duality here.
00:27:29.000 She's just an idiot.
00:27:30.000 Abby Phillip.
00:27:32.000 Very one note.
00:27:33.000 You know how like writers and directors, people who create films and care, they want to make it three-dimensional.
00:27:38.000 They want to make this person relatable, conflicted.
00:27:41.000 None of that.
00:27:43.000 And Abby Phillip.
00:27:44.000 She is.
00:27:46.000 And again, you separate.
00:27:47.000 It's not because I know it's easy to, again, try not to be racist.
00:27:51.000 It's easy to attribute it to her blackness when she constantly makes her blackness a point.
00:27:56.000 But she's an idiot separate from the ethnicity.
00:28:01.000 So Abby Phillip went on Joy Reed's show.
00:28:04.000 She has a show still?
00:28:05.000 That bitch.
00:28:06.000 Yeah.
00:28:07.000 No, Joy Reid has a podcast.
00:28:08.000 Abby Phillips has a show on CNN.
00:28:11.000 And she was talking about how her job is, and this is everything wrong with legacy media.
00:28:16.000 And isn't it beautiful that now they're the underdog?
00:28:18.000 They can't compete with a show like this.
00:28:20.000 They can't compete with people out there who are doing it on their own.
00:28:22.000 She was talking about how her job, Abby Phillip, is to get the truth to the masses.
00:28:27.000 Conservatives are living in a completely different information world.
00:28:31.000 Absolutely.
00:28:32.000 Where we have it.
00:28:33.000 And breaking that down needs to be done.
00:28:37.000 Because when you don't ever even hear the facts, it's hard to even know that you're wrong.
00:28:44.000 And that happens a lot.
00:28:45.000 Why is she talking to Rodman's cousin?
00:28:48.000 Half of my job sometimes is knowing what the latest conspiracy is.
00:28:51.000 Look at this.
00:28:52.000 If it comes up, I'm ready to address it.
00:28:55.000 Because it happens a lot where people don't even know that what they're saying or what they've seen and believe is not true.
00:29:03.000 And so that happens a lot.
00:29:06.000 And I don't come away from that saying, what's the point of this?
00:29:11.000 People are just saying false things.
00:29:13.000 I think that one time that that person brings up something that is debunked and false and I debunk it at the table might be the very first time that some herd out there has heard an alternative point of view.
00:29:25.000 Yes, it's the first time someone's heard an alternative view said the lady who hosts Abby Phillip Tonight on CNN.
00:29:34.000 She's so alternative.
00:29:36.000 Next stop a nose ring.
00:29:37.000 She could be a teller at Hot Topic.
00:29:40.000 Is it Abby Phillip Tonight?
00:29:41.000 Whatever her it's a nightly show on a network for which she is grossly overpaid and she wants she wants to present herself as alternative.
00:29:49.000 The interview, by the way, with Joy was so popular.
00:29:51.000 It inspired actually a new sitcom coming to TBS next week.
00:29:54.000 Two dumb bitches.
00:29:56.000 All right.
00:30:00.000 My DDI.
00:30:01.000 Yeah.
00:30:02.000 I bet you one of them is messy.
00:30:04.000 So this is the clip they used to set up that discussion as though she, Abby Phillip, is the beacon of truth telling.
00:30:13.000 They're abandoning small children alone in cars while they no, no, it's not false.
00:30:19.000 Look it up.
00:30:20.000 Don't just say false.
00:30:21.000 I actually abandoning small children.
00:30:23.000 Yeah, straight out.
00:30:24.000 There were actually small children abandoned in a highway in a Cicero, Illinois.
00:30:30.000 Small children abandoned Cicero, Illinois.
00:30:32.000 You'll like me not asking for that.
00:30:34.000 With examples of what is happening.
00:30:36.000 Of course, they're training them.
00:30:37.000 Okay, a quick aside.
00:30:38.000 She has to thank you because you made fun of her for so long, the fat jokes, that that's why she lost weight.
00:30:42.000 That's right.
00:30:43.000 I'd write for another show, and every night they pound on it.
00:30:45.000 I introduced it.
00:30:47.000 And honest to God, I could mark the calendar where it started.
00:30:52.000 And there's a few other ones, too.
00:30:53.000 I can't get the Nadler.
00:30:54.000 He won't break.
00:30:55.000 Do you have Anna Navarro's fat abacus, just in case here?
00:30:58.000 I have a pie chat of her period.
00:31:04.000 It's empty.
00:31:04.000 Oh, it is.
00:31:06.000 No slice.
00:31:06.000 So look, they use that to set up the discussion, right?
00:31:10.000 Okay, let me just, again, so you understand and you're following this, because it's difficult to follow, but I'm going to disabuse you of this notion if you believe it.
00:31:17.000 The time that I introduce facts, said Ebbie Phillip, would be the first time that these conservatives who are so ill-informed out there living in a different world might hear this alternative opinion and actually get real information.
00:31:28.000 What they used to set it up was that clip where Anna Navarro, who owes Nick Depaulo a thank you, said, there were children abandoned on a highway in a truck in Cicero, Illinois.
00:31:37.000 I believe she said, okay, here's the truth.
00:31:39.000 The alleged incident, by the way, took place in Aurora, Illinois.
00:31:43.000 And just so you know, when the left says proof and people didn't know about this, okay, that's a very outlandish claim.
00:31:49.000 There should be a substantial amount of proof.
00:31:52.000 Happened in Aurora.
00:31:53.000 And here is the video proof that a child was abandoned as per Trump orders in Illinois.
00:31:59.000 Okay, there's a still.
00:32:03.000 Here's the video.
00:32:09.000 I know what you're saying.
00:32:10.000 Where's the boy who's abandoned, right?
00:32:12.000 That's what I thought.
00:32:14.000 Well, here it is.
00:32:16.000 Yeah.
00:32:18.000 Hold on, the proof.
00:32:21.000 I feel like I just saw that.
00:32:24.000 There's the proof.
00:32:24.000 A separate still of a boy who apparently is 5'11.
00:32:29.000 That's it.
00:32:30.000 That's the proof.
00:32:30.000 Yeah.
00:32:31.000 Wrong city.
00:32:32.000 That's the proof.
00:32:33.000 You shouldn't know this.
00:32:34.000 Look it up.
00:32:34.000 I looked it up.
00:32:35.000 I don't see any proof.
00:32:36.000 As a matter of fact, I only see a still of a boy in the arms of a man, so he would clearly not seem abandoned, and it's not in the right city.
00:32:43.000 She was conflating it with this clip that was from Cicero, which has nothing to do with an abandoned boy.
00:32:52.000 It's okay.
00:32:54.000 It's okay.
00:32:56.000 This video quickly spread across social media.
00:32:59.000 A teenage girl on the side of the road, shielding her younger siblings as ICE agents arrest their parents and older brother after a traffic stop in September.
00:33:08.000 Your brother, is he a citizen?
00:33:11.000 We don't answer questions.
00:33:12.000 According to DHS, their parents, Constantina Ramirez and Moises Enciso Sr., are undocumented Mexican immigrants.
00:33:20.000 They have lived in Cicero, a suburb outside of Chicago, for nearly 20 years.
00:33:25.000 So?
00:33:27.000 They use that.
00:33:28.000 In other words, that's the best clip they could find of this buried story from conservatives.
00:33:34.000 What Anna Navarro just said to Scott Jennings.
00:33:38.000 They say you live in a different reality?
00:33:40.000 I will tell you that we have another change of my mind coming up regarding SNAP on Monday.
00:33:44.000 We have a QR code that we give to people so they can check all the references.
00:33:49.000 Most of the time, the leftists sitting down reject it.
00:33:53.000 So what they hope is they go, look it up.
00:33:55.000 They hope that you don't look it up.
00:33:56.000 They're not transparent about their sources.
00:33:58.000 And if you do look it up, there is no proof.
00:34:00.000 The same people who do that reject a QR code with hand-delivered references.
00:34:06.000 I would say about 80% of the time.
00:34:08.000 Who's gatekeeping?
00:34:10.000 Who's living in a different world devoid of truth?
00:34:12.000 Maybe Abby meant to point to these examples of truth on her show that might have been surprising if people heard it for the first time.
00:34:19.000 Like her talking with Scott Jennings about gerrymandering.
00:34:22.000 So what does it signify that Republicans ahead of the midterms believe that it's going to be so necessary to get an upper hand that they have to actually redraw an entire state's congressional maps in order to get five whole seats out of it?
00:34:37.000 Well, probably the same thing that it signifies when they did it in Illinois and got a 14-3 delegation for D's.
00:34:42.000 Maryland, 7-1.
00:34:44.000 Massachusetts, 9-0.
00:34:45.000 We know what happened here in New York, California, even though they have a commission.
00:34:48.000 We all know what goes on there.
00:34:50.000 In a mid-cycle specifically, are all of those cases in mid-cycles?
00:34:54.000 All of these cases are where Democrats use the power to have to give them an advice.
00:34:57.000 But just to be clear.
00:34:59.000 Yes, but Mr. Jennings, did it happen during the harvest moon?
00:35:02.000 I know what I rest my case.
00:35:05.000 Let's go back to Anna Navarro, where she misquotes cities and makes up stories of events that didn't happen from people who don't even exist.
00:35:12.000 Maybe when she was talking about truth being heard for the first time on her show, maybe she was referring to the time she spoke with Scott Jennings about genocide against Nigerian Christians.
00:35:21.000 That would be good truth.
00:35:22.000 This is from the Associated Press.
00:35:25.000 There have been a number of attacks, 20,000 deaths out of 11,000 attacks.
00:35:29.000 But of those, 385 attacks were targeted against Christians, resulting in 317 deaths.
00:35:35.000 But in the same period, there were 417 deaths among Muslims in 196 attacks.
00:35:41.000 I don't think you can minimize this, Abby.
00:35:43.000 No.
00:35:44.000 There has been about 100,000, upwards of 100,000 since 10,000.
00:35:47.000 Hold on a second.
00:35:48.000 7,000 this year.
00:35:48.000 Hold on a second, Scott.
00:35:49.000 Hold on a second, Scott.
00:35:51.000 I am not minimizing.
00:35:52.000 Just because I'm putting facts on the table doesn't mean that I'm minimizing the deaths of anyone.
00:35:57.000 I am both sizing it.
00:36:00.000 It's called information.
00:36:01.000 Information is okay to consume.
00:36:03.000 Like, it's fine to say that it is both bad that Christians are being killed and also it is bad that Muslims are being killed.
00:36:11.000 Yeah, but who's also killing the Muslims and the Christians?
00:36:14.000 Other Muslims.
00:36:16.000 And let me tell you why this is so dangerous.
00:36:18.000 Because people like Abby Phillip, right, they're the kind of people who they're in charge of a lot of these institutions.
00:36:22.000 When you see her, think public school teachers.
00:36:25.000 You have people out there.
00:36:27.000 I think it's a talking point, right?
00:36:28.000 Christians, what about the Crusades?
00:36:30.000 What about the Crusades?
00:36:31.000 We've made a bigger deal and vilified the Crusaders more than the campaign, the global domination or regional domination from Muslim Empire that preceded it.
00:36:44.000 Why don't we talk about the Islamic empires that enslaved people, that forced conversion?
00:36:49.000 You only talk about the response where you have an entire generation of people who think the Crusades happened out of the blue.
00:36:57.000 Think about that.
00:36:58.000 That's the problem with it.
00:37:00.000 And I think context matters that, okay, both Christians and Muslims are dying sometimes.
00:37:04.000 It's disproportionate.
00:37:05.000 Who be doing all the killing?
00:37:07.000 Abby?
00:37:07.000 I'm speaking in your vernacular.
00:37:09.000 Maybe when she was trying to point the truth, she meant about the time, maybe she was your friend at the time that her and Scott Jennings were discussing then former Vice President Biden ordering investigations of Donald Trump.
00:37:20.000 That'd be a good truth.
00:37:22.000 Hold on, Scott.
00:37:22.000 You just said something that's not correct.
00:37:24.000 I tried to slip it in there.
00:37:25.000 You said at the order of the president.
00:37:28.000 That is completely false.
00:37:29.000 He did not appoint.
00:37:30.000 It is completely false that Joe Biden ordered the creation of someone to investigate Donald Trump.
00:37:37.000 That did not happen.
00:37:38.000 He just said that, and that didn't happen.
00:37:42.000 They had a special prosecutor under the Biden administration that went after Donald Trump.
00:37:47.000 Order of the president.
00:37:48.000 All these things are in the executive branch.
00:37:51.000 And this is my argument.
00:37:52.000 I get this.
00:37:53.000 It is an executive branch.
00:37:54.000 And the president's at the United States.
00:37:55.000 You have no evidence that Joe Biden ordered the investigation.
00:37:59.000 He said on the record multiple times that Donald Trump should have been thrown in jail and said that Merritt Darwin failed by Nonprofit.
00:38:04.000 Okay, it's an auto-pen.
00:38:05.000 Yes, but what level was the tide?
00:38:10.000 Scott Jennings.
00:38:12.000 I know it.
00:38:12.000 Oh, my God.
00:38:13.000 And here's the thing.
00:38:14.000 These are, you know, these could simply be she's an idiot, right, as far as the misinformation.
00:38:20.000 But do we also have examples of Abby Phillip proactively lying to you?
00:38:25.000 Let me give you an example.
00:38:26.000 We talked about SNAP, I believe last week, or I did a change of my mind.
00:38:30.000 It's coming up.
00:38:31.000 The lower income, for example, obesity rate for non-SNAP recipients, for males, is 30%.
00:38:38.000 For low-income males on SNAP, it's 37%.
00:38:40.000 For low-income females, it's 40%.
00:38:42.000 For low-income females on Snap, it's sorry, yeah, it's 40, it's 52.
00:38:47.000 I misquoted and swapped.
00:38:49.000 I said 57 because it's 37 and 52.
00:38:53.000 That's a mistake.
00:38:53.000 You guys can admonish me, but can you guys understand that?
00:38:55.000 Because you're using four different numbers that you kind of have to be brushed up on.
00:38:59.000 Okay.
00:39:00.000 Is that comparable?
00:39:01.000 And I'm very, I think that we have a lot of grace for people who make mistakes.
00:39:04.000 That's why we have an admonish button.
00:39:05.000 Is that the same as Abby Phillip, beacon of journalism, proactively parroting the lie of very fine people on both sides?
00:39:15.000 Here you go.
00:39:16.000 Here's a quote from her.
00:39:16.000 Sanders says the president has consistently and repeatedly condemned hatred and bigotry, which doesn't explain why he said there were, quote, very fine people on both sides in Charlottesville where one side contained neo-Nazis and white supremacists.
00:39:28.000 So to believe that she's just an idiot on that one, you would have to believe that Abby Phillip did not watch the tape of Donald Trump saying, I'm not saying white supremacists and neo-Nazis who should be condemned totally, but outside of that, she just started a play.
00:39:45.000 There are very fine people on both sides.
00:39:48.000 You think she didn't rewind it?
00:39:50.000 20, 30 seconds or fast forward, 20, 30 seconds?
00:39:55.000 If that's the case, in other words, if she's not lying here, I believe she's lying, then she can't be trusted to actually practice journalism.
00:40:05.000 If you can't be bothered, because there's nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype, if you're so lazy that you can't hit rewind 30 seconds, then you're of no value as a journalist.
00:40:17.000 But you can make your case, Abby Phillip.
00:40:19.000 You'd be welcome to come on this show, and we'll be respectful as we do when we host everybody or Joy Reid.
00:40:26.000 Fire alarm beeping, be damned.
00:40:27.000 That's okay.
00:40:27.000 Take it with you.
00:40:28.000 Really?
00:40:29.000 Joy Reed?
00:40:30.000 Anyone.
00:40:31.000 We'll change the batteries.
00:40:33.000 People say, I don't care about platforming.
00:40:35.000 Great.
00:40:35.000 Hey, I think Abby Phillip is an idiot.
00:40:37.000 I don't think Abby Phillip will defend her stance.
00:40:39.000 I don't think she will defend that lie.
00:40:41.000 I don't think Joy Reed will.
00:40:43.000 And so I don't think she'll show up.
00:40:46.000 You don't hate the media enough, just to be clear.
00:40:49.000 Another litmus test: if they don't provide their sources publicly, their references, I'd be hesitant to trust them.
00:40:54.000 That's just my opinion.
00:40:56.000 All right.
00:40:57.000 Let's move on to Timothy Chalamay.
00:40:59.000 People call him Himothy.
00:41:00.000 Because he's him.
00:41:01.000 Because, well, because he's pretty based on some of these things.
00:41:04.000 So he touched on this subject.
00:41:06.000 And of course, you have the shrieking from angry feminists where he talked about people who don't have kids and who brag about it and how that actually seems kind of bleak, right?
00:41:15.000 The reason that he's discussing this is because there's a trend on TikTok, which, by the way, is still Chinese-owned.
00:41:22.000 And one could argue they have a vested interest in suppressing American birth rates.
00:41:28.000 It's just, you know, it's a conspiracy.
00:41:30.000 Crazy.
00:41:30.000 It's not like they had a policy there that backfired one child and were drowning little girls in a bathtub.
00:41:35.000 But anyway, I'm just saying there's a connection there.
00:41:37.000 And I want to tell you, what you are about to watch, and we have gone through this with a fine toothcomb, okay?
00:41:43.000 None of this is satire.
00:41:45.000 The left and their ilk have been pushing the message that you will be happier and more fulfilled without having a family.
00:41:55.000 All of these I thought were parodies.
00:41:58.000 They're real.
00:41:59.000 I don't need validation from a child.
00:42:02.000 That I'm a good person, that I have worth, that I have purpose, because I can find all that within myself.
00:42:09.000 Not to brag.
00:42:11.000 I mean, I woke up at 10 a.m. on a Saturday, made coffee in silence, and the only person screaming in my house was the espresso machine.
00:42:19.000 You know, I strolled for two hours.
00:42:21.000 I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.
00:42:23.000 No one judged me.
00:42:24.000 You know, you can't buy that kind of freedom.
00:42:26.000 So I'm child-free by choice.
00:42:28.000 And everyone always says, like, what's your purpose?
00:42:31.000 If you don't have kids, what's your purpose?
00:42:33.000 My purpose is getting my nails done.
00:42:36.000 Going shopping, treating myself.
00:42:38.000 Look at this new bag I just got from Goyard.
00:42:40.000 If you don't have any children, remain child-free.
00:42:44.000 This message is for my young women, my young women who want to do X, Y, Z, whatever it is.
00:42:50.000 I've never regretted not having kids.
00:42:52.000 Well, you're gay.
00:42:53.000 Not once.
00:42:54.000 And I'm 46 years old.
00:42:57.000 So for 26 years, people have been telling me that I would regret it, and I never have, not once.
00:43:02.000 I've pivoted my career maybe like three-ish times in the last four years.
00:43:08.000 You showed up late, you were fired, right?
00:43:10.000 If I had kids, because I'd have to worry about their long-term stability and what's better for them.
00:43:17.000 I have peace.
00:43:18.000 I have freedom.
00:43:20.000 I have an amazing life.
00:43:22.000 I go on adventures all the time.
00:43:23.000 I get to spend all of my money on myself.
00:43:26.000 Please do not be pressured by society to give birth to children in some way to, you know, carry on legacy.
00:43:34.000 People love to say having kid gives you a life meaning.
00:43:37.000 Cool.
00:43:38.000 Sort of sleeping in and ordering food without sharing it.
00:43:41.000 First off, I don't know if you know this.
00:43:42.000 If you order food, you don't have to share it with children.
00:43:46.000 There are things called kids menus.
00:43:47.000 As a matter of fact, they're often more affordable than the standard meal, or you could just do it like a lot of people do and give them PBJ and order whatever you want.
00:43:54.000 So you get purpose by sleeping in.
00:43:56.000 And by the way, this is, of course, not addressing people who can't have children.
00:43:58.000 I think that not everybody should have children.
00:44:00.000 But we do have to acknowledge that as a society, we need to be replacing ourselves.
00:44:06.000 We need to have at least a base level birth rate that allows the country to function.
00:44:11.000 And we do have to acknowledge that what is most purposeful and most important is the nuclear family, right?
00:44:18.000 That doesn't need to be the ideal.
00:44:19.000 It doesn't mean that we always hit it.
00:44:20.000 But these people say, don't give into peer pressure.
00:44:22.000 By the way, here comes some peer pressure.
00:44:24.000 Let me make the case as to why you should not have children.
00:44:28.000 And the best they can do is, well, what's my purpose?
00:44:32.000 Getting my nails done.
00:44:36.000 Did you think about this before you uploaded the video?
00:44:38.000 Like, if you're trying, like, do you know how you come across?
00:44:41.000 And this is the thing, too.
00:44:42.000 The left have done such a good job about this.
00:44:44.000 They conflate pleasure with happiness and or purpose.
00:44:47.000 It's not the same thing.
00:44:48.000 Short-term pleasure is not the same thing as happiness or purpose.
00:44:51.000 And you can find purpose and happiness, of course, not just in children.
00:44:54.000 But to deny that people find true happiness and purpose, or at least more happiness and purpose in raising a family and having a legacy than getting your nails done or eating leftover pizza, they believe it.
00:45:07.000 They believe it.
00:45:08.000 And so Chalamet, in an interview, I believe, with Vogue, he said, you know, bragging about not having kids and how much it afforded them to do other stuff, like, holy shit.
00:45:17.000 Oh, my God, bleak.
00:45:19.000 Not as bleak as a Saturday night at the Ocasio-Cortez house.
00:45:29.000 And then he went on discussing, he made some good points about the importance of, again, the idea of family in this country.
00:45:36.000 He said, I had a friend of mine in school, a girl named Grace, and her parents had the most beautiful, amazing marriage.
00:45:41.000 This is not in context of being great, so this is a little tangential, but it showed me excellence can exist without being arduous.
00:45:47.000 You don't have to be selfish to be great, no.
00:45:49.000 And I know because I've worked with directors who are incredible and who are incredibly present in their family life.
00:45:54.000 Even Dennis, who I'm working with right now, I'm just amazed by him.
00:45:56.000 It was his birthday two days ago, and one of his kids flew themselves out as a surprise.
00:46:00.000 He's hugging him, and he's weeping on set, and people are taking videos.
00:46:03.000 Dennis is a total master of his craft, and he's a great family man.
00:46:06.000 So here's the thing.
00:46:08.000 I'm not saying that you have to have kids.
00:46:09.000 I'm not saying that you're all, but the attacks come.
00:46:13.000 Here's how you know what the left believes.
00:46:15.000 If you say something that, I don't know, 15, 20 years ago, was not even remotely controversial and they attack you, ooh, that means it's their underbelly.
00:46:26.000 They're showing you what they really want.
00:46:27.000 The Daily Mail ran this headline.
00:46:29.000 Timothy Chalamet risks angering his legion of female fans with snide comment about childless women.
00:46:37.000 And they cited these posts in their, you know, their article because it's journalism, just like Abby Phillip.
00:46:42.000 Two ex-posts.
00:46:43.000 Here's one of the posts.
00:46:44.000 Timothy Chalamay can write off.
00:46:46.000 Why is it his or anyone's business if someone has kids or not?
00:46:50.000 I don't have or want kids, and I can assure you my life is not bleak.
00:46:53.000 Only 172 followers and 41 likes.
00:46:55.000 It's odd that Daily Mail would choose that to say, hey, his legion of female fans are turning on him.
00:47:00.000 Here's another one.
00:47:00.000 Timothy Chalamet is making fun of people who chose not to have kids while turning 30 next month with no kids.
00:47:05.000 Getting a little behind, buddy.
00:47:06.000 Seven followers and zero likes.
00:47:08.000 Nobody.
00:47:10.000 Both work at vogue.
00:47:11.000 Yeah.
00:47:11.000 It's almost like they're trying to turn female fans against him for holding an opinion that most men would find reasonable, agreeable throughout the history of this country.
00:47:23.000 Yes.
00:47:24.000 Also, I know you want to put him on a clock that women are on, but we don't have a clock.
00:47:28.000 We don't have a clock.
00:47:29.000 None of us.
00:47:30.000 Every man in here could father as many kids as we want at any time we want.
00:47:35.000 Think about that.
00:47:35.000 That's true.
00:47:36.000 Abraham, Old Testament type shit.
00:47:39.000 It's like 100.
00:47:40.000 Now, just to give you an idea, hey, who's right, though?
00:47:42.000 If they're just saying, look, this is the ideal, making a case.
00:47:46.000 Who's doing you a disservice?
00:47:48.000 Who is doing you a service?
00:47:49.000 Who is correct in saying this is probably something that'll be more fulfilling than what society is telling you to chase?
00:47:57.000 Here's a new study.
00:47:58.000 Well, here's from the new university of New University College of London.
00:48:02.000 They had a study.
00:48:02.000 And then there's a new study I want to get to.
00:48:04.000 Parenthood results in higher life satisfaction, fewer symptoms of psychological distress.
00:48:08.000 Also, an unsuspecting excuse to get into Chuck of Cheese.
00:48:15.000 And then those without children, this is new information.
00:48:19.000 Again, go check the references.
00:48:20.000 So these are people who don't have children.
00:48:22.000 Those who want children or are trying have the highest life satisfaction.
00:48:25.000 Those who want children, but maybe aren't actively trying have slightly less life satisfaction.
00:48:29.000 And those who simply don't want children have the least amount of life satisfaction.
00:48:32.000 That doesn't mean everybody, not all, not all, not all, not all.
00:48:36.000 But who is trying to inform you?
00:48:37.000 And here, when you talk about gatekeeping, just like Abby Phillip talking about people haven't heard this truth, see Anna Navarro on CNN.
00:48:44.000 These women are telling young women who do have a window, just come on.
00:48:50.000 They're leading them astray.
00:48:52.000 And they're also telling them, you can do anything you want.
00:48:55.000 You have all the time in the world.
00:48:56.000 You don't.
00:48:56.000 It is different for women.
00:48:59.000 And as a society, we need to at least avail the option to women, to young women, to have children, because a lot of women want to.
00:49:08.000 Most do, not all.
00:49:10.000 But many young women are under the false impression that they can live a life of second adolescence and then start maybe looking for a guy in their late 20s.
00:49:19.000 And if they decide they want kids, it might be too late.
00:49:22.000 You do need to know that your percentage of being able to goes down.
00:49:26.000 Who's lying to young women?
00:49:28.000 And what they do is they say, the men who are expressing that, who, by the way, don't have a biological window, they say they're misogynist.
00:49:35.000 They say they're sexist.
00:49:37.000 Well, when you're 45, when you're 50, and you don't have kids, and you didn't realize that you weren't going to be able to, and now you realize that maybe you wanted to, ask yourself, who was trying to let you know the truth as to your available options?
00:49:51.000 Having children is not easy.
00:49:53.000 It is very difficult.
00:49:55.000 It can be stressful.
00:49:57.000 And time and time again, when you look at the studies available, people say it's the most rewarding thing they've done in their life.
00:50:04.000 That's just a fact.
00:50:06.000 It doesn't mean everybody.
00:50:08.000 But you would have to disregard any and all statistical data available to you to say, yeah, be like me.
00:50:14.000 The old spinster with gray hair talking into a TikTok mic.
00:50:18.000 Yeah, they are a scourge on our society.
00:50:20.000 I'm going to go a little bit further because that 50-year-old passed the window, for whatever reason, cat lady saying, be like me, be like me, as she's popping Prozac to make sure she can get through the next day.
00:50:31.000 Listen, that is not what society was built on.
00:50:33.000 That idea, like, go, go just be a boss, go do this.
00:50:36.000 That is, I'm sorry.
00:50:37.000 You want to have options?
00:50:38.000 That's fine.
00:50:38.000 That's not what they're pitching.
00:50:40.000 They're not pitching options.
00:50:41.000 They're not pitching options.
00:50:41.000 They're pitching, run away from this because you can find satisfaction being selfish.
00:50:46.000 Right.
00:50:47.000 That's exactly what you saw in all of those videos.
00:50:49.000 My life is good because I'm selfish.
00:50:51.000 Just insert selfish right there in their life.
00:50:53.000 They don't have to worry about anybody else.
00:50:54.000 They don't have to sacrifice.
00:50:56.000 They don't have to put others' needs that can't even say thank you most of the time above their own.
00:51:01.000 That leads to a very bad society.
00:51:03.000 All kids are little narcissists.
00:51:04.000 Yes.
00:51:05.000 They only care about themselves, but that's okay.
00:51:06.000 You love them anyway because hopefully if you do a good job, they turn into non-narcissists where they actually think about other people.
00:51:12.000 Let me put it this way.
00:51:13.000 And it's beautiful when they do.
00:51:14.000 Yeah.
00:51:14.000 Because you see it.
00:51:15.000 Let's say you don't know.
00:51:16.000 Okay.
00:51:16.000 Let's just take you.
00:51:17.000 Let's say you're a young woman.
00:51:18.000 You don't know if you want kids or not.
00:51:20.000 Okay.
00:51:21.000 That's totally reasonable.
00:51:22.000 There are plenty of people like that out there.
00:51:24.000 All right.
00:51:26.000 You don't know if you want to.
00:51:27.000 I'm going to advise this prescription.
00:51:30.000 Focus on finding a man and putting yourself in a position where you could start a family first.
00:51:37.000 Prioritize that over career, over being a boss, babe, even over college.
00:51:42.000 Prioritize that first because you can always go back to college.
00:51:45.000 You know, like women used to do, where they would have families young, and then they would go back to school and they would go to work once the kids were at school.
00:51:51.000 If you don't know, prioritize that first so that you have all options available to you.
00:51:57.000 If you follow the left's prescription and you don't know, prioritize school, career, sleeping in late.
00:52:06.000 They're advising that you prioritize all that and your window closes.
00:52:09.000 So which one gives you available options?
00:52:11.000 And then ask who's open-minded.
00:52:13.000 Speaking of open-minded, I'm open-minded about a lot of things, but not this idea that we should continue SNAP.
00:52:21.000 It's failed.
00:52:21.000 We need to cut it.
00:52:23.000 And that's why we have a change of mind coming up Monday on cutting all SNAP.
00:52:28.000 Love the flow.
00:52:29.000 Don't forget to join me Monday, November 17th, where we dive into SNAP EBT.
00:52:35.000 And while there really is some great conversation.
00:52:38.000 At the very least, hey, get rid of soda, treats from SNAP.
00:52:43.000 I would say soda and more health-conscious things, but not to get away with it altogether.
00:52:51.000 Well, to kind of compromise with SNAP.
00:52:53.000 Well, so here's the thing.
00:52:54.000 You can't compromise with SNAP because you can't cut soda, right?
00:52:57.000 There was a huge outcry of people going, that's a violation.
00:53:00.000 Hey, you can't determine what these people.
00:53:02.000 Everyone deserves treats.
00:53:04.000 First off, not everyone deserves treats.
00:53:06.000 Second, for me, it's pretty simple.
00:53:08.000 You pay, you choose.
00:53:09.000 I pay, the taxpayer, I choose.
00:53:12.000 It also absolutely goes off the rails, including in appearance by this.
00:53:19.000 Whatever.
00:53:20.000 Is this your furry name or your biological name?
00:53:23.000 America First.
00:53:25.000 Love the flow.
00:53:28.000 All right.
00:53:29.000 So let's set the stage here because we have a SNAP banquet for you.
00:53:33.000 This has nothing to do with my opinion, by the way, with the recent shutdown.
00:53:37.000 I know it was a hot button issue, but I know that awareness has been raised.
00:53:40.000 I think we need to cut SNAP, period.
00:53:43.000 Food stamps, okay, if we want to be a generous country, sure.
00:53:46.000 That's not what SNAP is.
00:53:47.000 It's a failed program.
00:53:48.000 It is designed to be abused.
00:53:50.000 And as you know, SNAP benefits were one of the most contentious issues during the recent shutdown.
00:53:55.000 Around 42 million Americans depend on the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, also known as SNAP, to feed themselves and their families.
00:54:03.000 But the government shutdown, lasting more than 40 days and weeks of legal wrangling by the Trump administration to keep from paying SNAP benefits, are taking their toll.
00:54:13.000 Donald Trump is the one who's politicizing the SNAP program.
00:54:16.000 He's the first president in history to fully suspend payments for SNAP.
00:54:23.000 They showed that the Republicans don't actually believe their own BS when it comes to populism, when it comes to funding the future of the left.
00:54:31.000 Republicans voted to fund SNAP 15 times.
00:54:34.000 Democrats voted to defund it.
00:54:36.000 Can you talk about it?
00:54:37.000 Never in the history of our country during the war or even a government shutdown has SNAP recipients not received the benefits that they were due.
00:54:46.000 That's why, in the middle of a government shutdown and people losing SNAP, I'm going to spend $300 million on a ballroom because I am king.
00:54:54.000 Well, that wasn't the taxpayer dollars, to be clear.
00:54:57.000 Oh, what a funny bit would.
00:54:58.000 I'll spend more time on all these snaps, SNAP, SNAP stats.
00:55:03.000 Well, we're going to talk about caviar.
00:55:06.000 These snap stats on Monday.
00:55:07.000 You'll see those and we'll make the references available.
00:55:09.000 But let me just tell you: you may think of SNAP as, hey, people who are down on their luck and they need some temporary assistance, you know, until they can get back on their feet.
00:55:16.000 Right?
00:55:16.000 Cinderella Man.
00:55:17.000 That's not what it is.
00:55:18.000 Okay.
00:55:19.000 It costs taxpayers anywhere from $100 to $130 billion a year.
00:55:23.000 The number one purchase item, sugary soft drinks, $9 billion a year alone.
00:55:28.000 That's three times what we give to Israel as foreign aid, which we should also cut.
00:55:32.000 And SNAP recipients spend twice the amount per grocery trip than non-SNAP recipients.
00:55:38.000 Also, people on SNAP are more obese compared to other low-income Americans who choose not to use SNAP.
00:55:46.000 60% of the recipients are able-bodied, and over about a third of SNAP recipients have been receiving benefits for more than two years.
00:55:53.000 We don't know how long after that in some of these studies, but at least two years.
00:55:59.000 And so, in preparing for this change my mind, I went on my phone.
00:56:03.000 You remember in Black and White and the Gray Issues, there was a guy who said Food Deserts.
00:56:06.000 I said, That's not a thing.
00:56:06.000 Everyone has a smartphone.
00:56:08.000 And I thought, let me bring up my smartphone.
00:56:10.000 I did, and I went to Amazon Prime, and they have Amazon Fresh on there, where there's either Amazon or Whole Foods.
00:56:17.000 It said Snap EBT.
00:56:19.000 And I saw that you get 50% off Prime, including, by the way, the video service, that you get deliveries for $4.99 a month, flat cost, and there are exclusive discounts for people using Snap EBT.
00:56:33.000 It's cheaper for those people.
00:56:34.000 And then I thought, well, food deserts, no, no, it can pretty much be shipped to every municipality, poor, rich.
00:56:42.000 And then I said, well, let me look and see what's available on Snap.
00:56:47.000 And then I was enraged for about three days straight.
00:56:51.000 So it's time.
00:56:52.000 I decided to bring the feast to you.
00:56:53.000 Everything you see can be purchased through using EBT in the SNAP program and delivered straight to your door.
00:57:01.000 Everything you see could be delivered to Jackson, Mississippi.
00:57:04.000 It's time for our Snap Feast.
00:57:07.000 I'm Snap Fancy.
00:57:10.000 Shaking Crusher too.
00:57:12.000 Little Debbie and Crab Cakes.
00:57:28.000 All right, so Snap Feast, let's bring out our emcee for the evening, actually, to show us what we have here.
00:57:36.000 Mr. Josh Feierstein.
00:57:38.000 Very nice.
00:57:39.000 Yes, people.
00:57:39.000 Well, I am quite generating this.
00:57:41.000 Hold on, we need to bring up his mic there a little bit, Billy.
00:57:44.000 Yes, please bring up my microphone, sir.
00:57:46.000 All right.
00:57:46.000 Gernicia, you look very dapper.
00:57:48.000 Hear me buttle over here.
00:57:49.000 It's white gloves.
00:57:50.000 I love how you a gym towel.
00:57:52.000 Very sporty.
00:57:54.000 Well, it's the ultimate decadence for Louderth Crowder, of course.
00:57:57.000 And these things are all available via SNAP.
00:58:00.000 Yes, that's correct.
00:58:01.000 Everything.
00:58:01.000 What do we have?
00:58:02.000 Well, we have, first, I mean, we ought to start with an appetizer.
00:58:04.000 And no appetizer better than the SAR Nikolai.
00:58:10.000 The what grade is it?
00:58:11.000 Estate grade.
00:58:14.000 It's so absurd.
00:58:15.000 I almost forgot.
00:58:15.000 Yes.
00:58:16.000 Estate grade white sturgeon caviar.
00:58:18.000 Oh, that's $69.99 an ounce.
00:58:20.000 Yes, I would open it, but I'm not actually touching it.
00:58:24.000 Caviar, I think, as I understand it, Mr. DiPaolo, you're a fan of caviar, right?
00:58:28.000 Yeah, you're a Russian hooker I dated.
00:58:32.000 Well, would you like me to open it for you, sir?
00:58:34.000 No, I would not because I don't know how long that's been sitting under the lights.
00:58:36.000 Well, not that long, and it just so happens we have a nice pearl spoon.
00:58:40.000 Give it to in case he changes his mind.
00:58:42.000 You'll bring that memories, Nick.
00:58:44.000 Go for it.
00:58:44.000 Yes, you can think of Tatiana while you...
00:58:47.000 Yes.
00:58:48.000 Can't wait to shit on the plane.
00:58:50.000 And then later.
00:58:51.000 Well, it's going to be delayed anyway.
00:58:52.000 Don't worry.
00:58:53.000 And he could probably, you know, it would probably be good to serve that on.
00:58:56.000 You know what?
00:58:56.000 A rustic bakery sourdough bread.
00:58:59.000 Oh, this is also available on Snap, right?
00:59:01.000 Yeah.
00:59:02.000 I hope you don't mind I touch it with my gloves.
00:59:03.000 That's okay if you touch it with the gloves.
00:59:04.000 Here, have a coffee.
00:59:05.000 Rustic bakery.
00:59:06.000 No, sir.
00:59:06.000 Sourdough.
00:59:07.000 Sourdough flatbread.
00:59:08.000 Sourdough flatbread.
00:59:09.000 It's like a cracker, but you can just keep the cap.
00:59:12.000 We don't need to bring up the overlays because we had it here.
00:59:13.000 Yes.
00:59:14.000 And here we have, if you'll look down here, we have Chilean sea bass.
00:59:18.000 Chilean sea bass delivered.
00:59:19.000 It's priced at a measly $37.99 a pound.
00:59:22.000 Right, and that can be ordered through Snap and delivered to Jackson, Mississippi.
00:59:25.000 That's right.
00:59:26.000 I would open it for you, but I don't want to remind Nick of his college dorm room.
00:59:30.000 This is a steak.
00:59:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:59:32.000 Yes.
00:59:32.000 But I did open it.
00:59:33.000 Is it good?
00:59:34.000 Oh, man.
00:59:34.000 I taste Moscow.
00:59:37.000 Bernie Sanders would love it.
00:59:39.000 I did open this one.
00:59:40.000 Oh, yes, that's right.
00:59:41.000 This is a beef ribeye.
00:59:43.000 Yeah.
00:59:44.000 Prime beef ribeye, 34 pound.
00:59:47.000 Okay, 34, 49.
00:59:48.000 A boneless beef ribeye.
00:59:50.000 There you go.
00:59:51.000 That's on Snap.
00:59:51.000 You know, the struggle knows no bounds as far as those on Snap.
00:59:54.000 They just need a little bit of help.
00:59:55.000 We got a decade of meat, though.
00:59:57.000 No.
00:59:57.000 You're not done.
00:59:58.000 No.
00:59:58.000 We're not done.
00:59:59.000 We have wild caught.
01:00:00.000 This is not farm.
01:00:01.000 No.
01:00:02.000 This is wild-caught golf.
01:00:04.000 Wild-caught shrimp.
01:00:05.000 Gulf white shrimp.
01:00:06.000 This is the real deal.
01:00:07.000 And you're sure this is EBT, Snap eligible.
01:00:10.000 Yes.
01:00:10.000 Okay.
01:00:10.000 This is no Benny Hana.
01:00:11.000 I'll throw it in your mouth, though.
01:00:12.000 I don't want you because I don't think it's cooked.
01:00:14.000 No, it's not, but it's nice and frozen.
01:00:15.000 This is delicious.
01:00:16.000 Go down and easy.
01:00:17.000 Well, you can, there you go.
01:00:17.000 We spare no expense when we're using Snap.
01:00:19.000 Nick, you'll like this.
01:00:20.000 Snap like this.
01:00:21.000 We have handcrafted Creminelli sliced prosciutto.
01:00:23.000 Oh, that would go good with caviar.
01:00:25.000 I think I said it right.
01:00:25.000 You want some prosciutto?
01:00:26.000 Prosciutto.
01:00:27.000 Yeah, gonna get some more salty things over here.
01:00:29.000 Exactly.
01:00:30.000 Here you go.
01:00:30.000 Well, that's the beauty of Snap.
01:00:32.000 I grabbed it, but it's okay.
01:00:34.000 It's in the package.
01:00:35.000 Yeah, you can thank Uncle Sam from the bottom of your hypertension heart.
01:00:38.000 That's prosciutto.
01:00:39.000 What kind of cavioto?
01:00:40.000 That's our Nikolai Brand Estate Grade White Sturgeon Caviar.
01:00:44.000 It was ordered through Snap using EBT.
01:00:46.000 There you go.
01:00:47.000 You can have it delivered right to your door.
01:00:48.000 $70 an ounce.
01:00:49.000 $70 an ounce.
01:00:50.000 You hit it?
01:00:51.000 It's like perfume.
01:00:52.000 I am not kidding.
01:00:52.000 What else do we want to do?
01:00:54.000 Well, I mean, while we're on the meats and saltiness, Nick, I thought maybe you would like to have some cheese.
01:00:59.000 Some cheese.
01:01:00.000 This is no government cheese.
01:01:02.000 This is government cheese of another variety, I tell you.
01:01:04.000 This is right here.
01:01:05.000 Oh, it's over here.
01:01:06.000 We have some of this.
01:01:06.000 It's a Matika Parmigiano Reggiana.
01:01:11.000 Oh, are you familiar with that one, Nick?
01:01:13.000 I know you're a professional.
01:01:14.000 I'm not.
01:01:14.000 I'm not that greasy.
01:01:16.000 This is $11.96.
01:01:17.000 It's a good solid piece of cheese.
01:01:18.000 Yeah.
01:01:19.000 $20.99 a pound.
01:01:20.000 $299 a pound.
01:01:22.000 $29.99 a pound.
01:01:23.000 Well, you got to help people get back on their feet.
01:01:24.000 Jesus.
01:01:25.000 Yeah, you got to help people.
01:01:26.000 Some people have had some tough breaks.
01:01:27.000 They need $20.
01:01:28.000 This cheese here, Steven.
01:01:29.000 This cheese here.
01:01:30.000 This is Spanish cheese.
01:01:32.000 Spanish cheese.
01:01:33.000 This is goat cheese.
01:01:34.000 It's called drunken goat cheese.
01:01:35.000 Drunken goat cheese.
01:01:36.000 It's soaked in wine.
01:01:39.000 I want the person eating it.
01:01:40.000 Yes, I want my Snap recipients drunker.
01:01:42.000 Yes.
01:01:42.000 Get them drunk and get them driving.
01:01:44.000 Oh, I lost my rag.
01:01:45.000 That's okay.
01:01:46.000 $21.99 a pound.
01:01:47.000 That's really.
01:01:48.000 Whoa.
01:01:48.000 $21.99.
01:01:49.000 Well, here's the thing.
01:01:50.000 When you think Snap, you think necessities, right?
01:01:52.000 You don't necessarily think Captain Crunch and Ghost Energy and Coca-Cola or an aqua pan of water.
01:01:57.000 But I tell you what, it's important to get your, it's important to get your greens in.
01:02:03.000 Your greens.
01:02:04.000 Yes, I have greens.
01:02:04.000 I'm just gonna go to the other side.
01:02:06.000 Get some edible chamomile flour?
01:02:08.000 Yes, yes, for at night when you're trying to go to sleep.
01:02:10.000 Edible chamomile flowers.
01:02:11.000 You know what?
01:02:12.000 Bring that over here.
01:02:12.000 I have trouble sleeping sometimes.
01:02:13.000 There we go.
01:02:14.000 Edible chamomile flowers.
01:02:15.000 Snap.
01:02:15.000 You could just munch on those.
01:02:16.000 Yeah.
01:02:17.000 Whatever happened to Prison Loaf.
01:02:20.000 Prison loaf?
01:02:21.000 Yeah, for Snap.
01:02:22.000 M-R-Es.
01:02:22.000 Yeah, how about that?
01:02:24.000 How about no edible chamomile flowers?
01:02:26.000 You could douse those flowers in some truffle oil.
01:02:28.000 Some truffle oil.
01:02:29.000 You have some truffle hot sauce.
01:02:31.000 I thought it's this projot is at room temperature.
01:02:34.000 Well, that's because I think some people back there don't like you.
01:02:38.000 I got some ice for you.
01:02:38.000 I already did too late.
01:02:40.000 I'll be calling you from the hospital for you.
01:02:41.000 Do you like some ice for you?
01:02:42.000 Yeah, give me some.
01:02:42.000 Just toss it on the prosciutto.
01:02:43.000 That's all I want.
01:02:44.000 That's a nice cool.
01:02:45.000 That's how they do it in here.
01:02:46.000 You know, it's a good thing.
01:02:47.000 Thank you, James.
01:02:48.000 White truffle hot sauce.
01:02:49.000 Oh, wait, but I prefer the black truffle infused olive oil.
01:02:52.000 You've heard of a mushroom.
01:02:53.000 Yeah.
01:02:53.000 This is fancier.
01:02:55.000 Right.
01:02:55.000 And by the way, a lot of SNAP recipients, they forage for those truffles.
01:02:59.000 Do they?
01:02:59.000 That's what I understand.
01:03:00.000 You can train them up.
01:03:01.000 And they sell them back and they get them back.
01:03:03.000 They do.
01:03:03.000 That's black.
01:03:04.000 Black truffle.
01:03:04.000 Yeah, it's a scheme.
01:03:06.000 I didn't know Walmart was into foraging now.
01:03:07.000 That's great.
01:03:08.000 I'm not even, well, they're into everything.
01:03:09.000 They have their hands in everything.
01:03:10.000 It's all about being a little bit more.
01:03:11.000 You want to keep your hands in this fig spread, Steven.
01:03:13.000 Look at this.
01:03:13.000 This what?
01:03:14.000 This fig spread.
01:03:15.000 Fig spread.
01:03:16.000 Fig spread.
01:03:16.000 You're used to a different kind of thing.
01:03:17.000 Yeah, fig spread.
01:03:18.000 Come on, man.
01:03:18.000 I tried that.
01:03:19.000 I'm like, oh, my backfluff spread.
01:03:22.000 It's fixed spread.
01:03:24.000 And that is $5.99 for 8.5 ounces.
01:03:27.000 People need some, you know what?
01:03:28.000 People need some help.
01:03:30.000 Here's the thing.
01:03:30.000 You guys, you're out there at your white privilege.
01:03:32.000 You just don't know how the other half lives.
01:03:35.000 Yeah, I guess the fuck we don't.
01:03:36.000 Yeah, and we'll get some fig spread around.
01:03:38.000 This is the other half.
01:03:40.000 Yeah.
01:03:40.000 Speaking of one of our favorite people in government.
01:03:42.000 That's right, Nancy Pelosi.
01:03:44.000 This is her favorite ice cream.
01:03:45.000 That's right, Jenny's gourmet ice.
01:03:46.000 Good.
01:03:47.000 Stick a pike of it up for us.
01:03:48.000 That's good it is.
01:03:49.000 It stays in the ice.
01:03:50.000 Did that stay in the ice?
01:03:51.000 Yeah, it came straight from the Arctic.
01:03:54.000 That's how good it is, how expensive it is.
01:03:56.000 Well, hold on a second.
01:03:57.000 We want to continue with this, but for those of you, I will have some after, but hold up.
01:04:00.000 I just have to let people know.
01:04:01.000 We're going to go to Rumble Premium, and obviously it's Chat Thursday.
01:04:03.000 We're going to continue with the Snap Feast.
01:04:05.000 You can click that.
01:04:06.000 It's less expensive than these items on Snap.
01:04:08.000 You can get it for $99 a month or $99 a year.
01:04:09.000 You get 100% more show.
01:04:10.000 You get a Friday show.
01:04:11.000 You also get everything ad-free.
01:04:12.000 It's the only way we're able to do this.
01:04:14.000 This, because we didn't want to commit fraud.
01:04:16.000 We didn't actually use EBT because none of us actually, but it could be ordered through EBT.
01:04:22.000 So we paid like $700-something dollars for this, which you can get all through Snap.
01:04:26.000 So please support us.
01:04:27.000 And before we go, let me just read a few things so you have a little bit of a teaser.