Louder with Crowder - May 15, 2026


Kamala Reveals The Left's Plan For America and It's No Joke


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Length

38 minutes

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Word count

5,818

Sentence count

683

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Misogyny

90

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Toxicity

91

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Hate speech

121

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It's Friday, and the boys are back with another Friday show. This week, the boys discuss their favorite holiday traditions, what they would do if they were in charge of the White House, and how they would handle Christmas.

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00:06:48.000 I completely forgot.
00:06:49.000 I'm not supposed to have this Tumblr.
00:06:51.000 I have this as a separate thing.
00:06:51.000 Oh.
00:06:52.000 It's been a busy morning.
00:06:53.000 A little bit.
00:06:54.000 Thanks, Bank of.
00:06:55.000 Don't say it.
00:06:56.000 Don't say it, Chase.
00:06:57.000 Oh, come on.
00:06:59.000 Oh, whoops.
00:07:00.000 No, it's okay. 1.00
00:07:02.000 Now that it's been said, they suck. 1.00
00:07:04.000 Yes, yes. 1.00
00:07:05.000 I was like, I didn't know if it was like a personal risk, but I don't think so.
00:07:09.000 Are we airing our grievances right now?
00:07:10.000 A little bit.
00:07:11.000 About bacon plumbing?
00:07:12.000 Go ahead.
00:07:13.000 Yes.
00:07:13.000 Also, I forgot.
00:07:19.000 Clip it.
00:07:19.000 Everyone here knows.
00:07:21.000 Before the show, I have this.
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00:07:25.000 And so, anyway, hey, welcome Friday.
00:07:27.000 Uh, if you're watching on YouTube, this is a love letter to Mud Club, the OG Rumble Premium.
00:07:31.000 So, you'll only be able to watch for a couple of minutes, but we always do a Friday show.
00:07:34.000 Uh, this has been a long standing tradition, yeah.
00:07:36.000 Unless something is insane and breaking, it's uh, it's just for the folks who keep them lights on.
00:07:41.000 You can be a freeloader, by the way, it's totally fine.
00:07:42.000 We love you as well.
00:07:43.000 We just ask that you consider at some point, uh, going along with us.
00:07:47.000 Uh, the stories of the day, see how I transitioned, which made no sense, do something.
00:07:52.000 Gosh, I forgot.
00:07:53.000 I forgot we're on YouTube. 1.00
00:07:54.000 Transi in India, Chelsea Handler is a thing that thinks things about men. 1.00
00:08:01.000 And Kamala Harris said, you know, the quiet part out loud as it relates to the changes that the Democrats are going to be trying to implement. 0.97
00:08:08.000 And by that, I mean she said it after Carville, but dumber. 0.82
00:08:11.000 By the way, we were assured those weren't going to happen, right? 0.98
00:08:11.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:08:13.000 Yes.
00:08:14.000 No, of course not going to happen.
00:08:14.000 Oh, okay.
00:08:15.000 Make sure.
00:08:15.000 Yeah, I just make sure that the matter is going to try to do that.
00:08:17.000 No, no, no, no.
00:08:18.000 And then I was going to ask, what should be the question of the day?
00:08:24.000 What's your favorite bank?
00:08:28.000 That's like asking, what's your favorite member?
00:08:28.000 What a test.
00:08:30.000 Have you ever seen, have you ever met a half furry? 1.00
00:08:31.000 Because I encountered like, what do you, what do you call them?
00:08:34.000 A school of them?
00:08:35.000 A flock?
00:08:36.000 A pack?
00:08:37.000 I like a flock of furries.
00:08:37.000 A herd?
00:08:38.000 That sounds good.
00:08:39.000 No, it was a half furry.
00:08:40.000 I think it's a gurgle.
00:08:41.000 A gurgle.
00:08:41.000 It was a half furry.
00:08:43.000 Yesterday.
00:08:44.000 A puddle.
00:08:44.000 Yeah.
00:08:45.000 I'll explain in a little bit, but I just, I, you know what?
00:08:48.000 I'm just so tired of people like, man, what is normal?
00:08:50.000 Not that.
00:08:51.000 Yeah.
00:08:51.000 Yeah, there's definitely a not normal.
00:08:53.000 Yes.
00:08:54.000 Right?
00:08:54.000 Yeah.
00:08:55.000 We don't know what normal is sometimes, but we know what not is.
00:08:57.000 Yeah.
00:08:58.000 Also, any man who walks around with a top hat in 2026 should be boiled with his Christmas turkey.
00:09:08.000 The formal dress, and you're going to an event.
00:09:12.000 I mean, if you wear.
00:09:12.000 Can you do that?
00:09:12.000 No.
00:09:14.000 When have you ever seen that?
00:09:16.000 No, it's never a Frank Sinatra.
00:09:18.000 If you're wearing a suit from 1870, yeah, top hat's appropriate.
00:09:21.000 Okay, yeah. 0.96
00:09:22.000 But if you're just wearing a denim vest, no, you're a douche. 0.98
00:09:25.000 If you're some kind of mutant human peanut oid hybrid. 1.00
00:09:30.000 Chances are, if you have a top hat, you also have one of those stupid mustaches that takes you an hour to do. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Get a personality, bro. 1.00
00:09:34.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:35.000 Get a girlfriend or a bot.
00:09:37.000 Yeah, and just ditch the Prince Albert.
00:09:37.000 I don't know.
00:09:39.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:41.000 Very good if certain banks would do what they're supposed to do.
00:09:44.000 Also, I thought of a great way.
00:09:47.000 Do you hear?
00:09:47.000 Why?
00:09:47.000 Why?
00:09:49.000 But Santa's near.
00:09:49.000 But Santa.
00:09:52.000 What's that on the rooftop?
00:09:53.000 Oh, come on.
00:09:54.000 Up on the rooftop. 1.00
00:09:56.000 Shit, shit, shit. 1.00
00:09:57.000 Does he only visit you on the toilet? 1.00
00:09:59.000 Down through the chimney reveals his dick. 1.00
00:10:03.000 To jail he goes. 1.00
00:10:09.000 To catch a pro up on the housetop.
00:10:12.000 Saturday, May 30th at the Roxy Theater in Muskogee, Oklahoma.
00:10:17.000 Josh Firestone.
00:10:17.000 It's Friday, guys.
00:10:18.000 Every now and then, you always want to have it a little more relaxed.
00:10:20.000 So, back to the half furry.
00:10:24.000 Right.
00:10:25.000 Yeah, okay, we're back on that one.
00:10:26.000 No, we're not.
00:10:27.000 Oh, let's forget about it.
00:10:28.000 No, come on, tell us about it.
00:10:29.000 No, I wasn't discouraging you.
00:10:31.000 I want to hear about this half furry. 0.95
00:10:32.000 You weren't encouraging, and that's. 1.00
00:10:33.000 What was the other.
00:10:34.000 Here was the other thing that I was thinking.
00:10:35.000 You know, I had to go through a metal detector.
00:10:37.000 And I don't know if you know this, but.
00:10:39.000 With these? 1.00
00:10:39.000 Trans and furries are notoriously bad with security. 1.00
00:10:43.000 They're not good at most jobs. 1.00
00:10:45.000 And so, oh, come on.
00:10:45.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 I stole some things from my wife.
00:10:49.000 They were just like, just walk through.
00:10:51.000 And, you know, I often, I sometimes carry, sometimes I don't.
00:10:55.000 It'll be a surprise.
00:10:56.000 And I was like, wait a second. 0.99
00:10:59.000 Everyone here has at least a dozen piercings. 0.90
00:11:03.000 So if I wanted to do this in the future, I could just take a small sidearm, put it by my wiener, and just, but I would get fake eyebrow rings and like fake gauges.
00:11:14.000 Gauges, is that what they call them?
00:11:15.000 And I just like walk through, beep, be They just go, Prince Albert.
00:11:18.000 They go, go on in.
00:11:19.000 No, no, no.
00:11:20.000 They might want to see it.
00:11:20.000 I would love it.
00:11:22.000 I have a friend who has a Prince Albert and a Jacob's ladder, Tommy Johnson.
00:11:24.000 I don't know what it is.
00:11:25.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:11:26.000 He watches the show.
00:11:26.000 He has both of those things.
00:11:28.000 What the hell is that?
00:11:28.000 Wait, wait.
00:11:29.000 That's just guys, we don't want to lead with this.
00:11:30.000 We'll talk about it more later in chat.
00:11:32.000 Hey, let's clear the palate and make this family friendly. 0.94
00:11:37.000 A trans, a transi went to India for a date.
00:11:40.000 I'm a trans woman in India and I'm going on a date.
00:11:42.000 I'm in Kolkata right now.
00:11:44.000 First things first, though, we need to tip our girl.
00:11:45.000 The collapse and the way everyone just gives her money without thinking twice about it is. 1.00
00:11:49.000 A lot of Indian people believe that trans women here are very auspicious and can give blessings and curses, which is why people immediately open their wallets, no questions asked. 0.99
00:11:49.000 So iconic. 0.99
00:11:57.000 Mostly curses.
00:11:58.000 They're afraid of you.
00:12:00.000 I saw him, thought he was cute, so I asked him for help buying a ticket.
00:12:03.000 He was on his way to the gym, but skipped it just for me.
00:12:06.000 He saw the Kali tattoo on my hand and insisted I had to go to Kali Ghat, a temple dedicated to Kali.
00:12:10.000 Hold on, pause.
00:12:12.000 Now, sometimes on Friday, I am instructed to not watch these because they're like, they want a genuine reaction. 1.00
00:12:17.000 I will tell you, I am wholly surprised by the fact that the guy narrating is a black guy. 1.00
00:12:22.000 Wait, he is? 1.00
00:12:23.000 No.
00:12:24.000 You said axe and then look at the hand.
00:12:26.000 Oh, no, no, no. 1.00
00:12:28.000 Not black. 1.00
00:12:29.000 Indian? 1.00
00:12:30.000 No, not Indian. 1.00
00:12:32.000 Well, Josh, help us out. 1.00
00:12:35.000 Latina.
00:12:35.000 Latino.
00:12:37.000 You screwed up, son. 1.00
00:12:38.000 You just screwed up. 0.99
00:12:40.000 Oh, okay.
00:12:41.000 Well, it's not usually in the vernacular to say axe.
00:12:41.000 All right.
00:12:44.000 The only Latinx on earth. 1.00
00:12:46.000 All right. 1.00
00:12:46.000 Okay. 1.00
00:12:46.000 Let's rewind it just a little bit because this is my fault since I'm saying this for the first time. 1.00
00:12:50.000 I'm just in shock and disgust.
00:13:07.000 Right now, first things first.
00:13:19.000 that's right. 0.99
00:13:25.000 When the holiest site of my religion requires that I wade, as you see, through entire neighborhoods of human shit to get to my place of worship. 0.99
00:13:36.000 That's how I know that I have achieved true enlightenment. 0.99
00:13:41.000 Keep playing.
00:13:42.000 Experiences of my life.
00:13:43.000 I was not expecting to see a goat get sacrificed right in front of my eyes.
00:13:47.000 No, no, that makes me think.
00:13:47.000 Wow.
00:13:51.000 I thought those were banana peppers.
00:13:54.000 Also, they referenced.
00:13:55.000 Kalima, so I 100% expect this to be the temple of doom.
00:13:58.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:01.000 You betrayed Shiva. 0.99
00:14:03.000 If you're a goat, for sure. 0.97
00:14:04.000 No, I don't think that is a goat that you saw.
00:14:06.000 I think that was maybe peppers or some kind of food or something because they said, he said, she said that they couldn't go in with the camera, so I don't think they were recording.
00:14:13.000 Okay.
00:14:14.000 All right, keep playing.
00:14:17.000 In complete ecstatic states of worship, unlike any that I've seen before.
00:14:20.000 I was really grateful I wasn't alone.
00:14:22.000 The crowds were intense, and people were literally throwing themselves just for a chance to see Kalima's mercy.
00:14:27.000 When I personally saw her murti, that moment still to this day is engraved in my mind.
00:14:32.000 Like I actually felt something.
00:14:34.000 Minds? 0.97
00:14:34.000 If you are a worshiper of the Divine Mother, of the Divine Feminine, however you want to call it, you have to come to Kolkata. 0.97
00:14:40.000 Now, you're not going to like hearing this, but there's a reason that for a very long time, especially with the military, homosexuals were classified as more likely to be narcissists andor sociopaths. 0.72
00:14:50.000 For the first time, I felt something.
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 He should be on a watch list.
00:14:56.000 Well, hopefully he stays in Calcutta.
00:14:58.000 Yes, exactly.
00:14:59.000 If you like it so much, stay there, please.
00:15:01.000 It's this privileged tourism.
00:15:03.000 I mean, but you pray love was India, right?
00:15:05.000 Isn't that?
00:15:05.000 That was part of it?
00:15:06.000 For the first time, I felt something E. coli.
00:15:08.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:15:10.000 That would be the first time.
00:15:11.000 My intestines exploding. 1.00
00:15:13.000 Well, that would have nothing to do with India.
00:15:16.000 To be fair, India is very progressive.
00:15:18.000 They even have their own version of gender-affirming care.
00:15:42.000 That's how Jackie Chambro got out of prison in Shanghai Noons. 0.90
00:15:46.000 Pisspant Ben Bo. 0.99
00:15:48.000 You said wear shirt, don't break, not bend my cock on Bo's now. 1.00
00:15:52.000 Oh my gosh, just watching that. 0.99
00:15:56.000 Yeah, you know what?
00:15:56.000 Wow.
00:15:57.000 Hey, guys, it's like you just have to just free yourself of the shackles of Western Christendom and this idea of objective truth, right and wrong, because it's a very spiritual place in India and you'll feel something.
00:16:14.000 And, you know, they like, we have a space program. 0.98
00:16:17.000 They wrap their penises around bow steps. 0.99
00:16:18.000 So everyone has their thing. 0.99
00:16:19.000 It is impressive.
00:16:20.000 Was that the same person in both videos?
00:16:23.000 No, no, it wasn't the same person.
00:16:24.000 I just think it's because of the tuck.
00:16:26.000 What's funny is I don't know how many times we've run that clip, and Gerald still viscerally reacts every time.
00:16:30.000 He's like, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:32.000 Not.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, we're not buying it.
00:16:33.000 Yeah, he does.
00:16:34.000 It's not even the wrapping.
00:16:35.000 The wrapping is enough to be like, ah, but then when he tucks the stuff.
00:16:38.000 I know, you turn into total recall.
00:16:40.000 He rolls it, you're like, ah, ah, ah, ah.
00:16:44.000 To move and repeat it.
00:16:47.000 It's a high star. 1.00
00:16:53.000 Get your ass to mod. 0.98
00:16:55.000 We got to use that clip, dude. 0.99
00:16:59.000 We got an AI Gerald's face on Schwarzenegger's face.
00:17:03.000 Also, the three tip ladies.
00:17:03.000 On Mars.
00:17:06.000 I do not approve.
00:17:07.000 I do not approve.
00:17:07.000 I know.
00:17:08.000 He's not a three boob guy.
00:17:08.000 No, no.
00:17:09.000 No, I am not.
00:17:11.000 No matter how many there are, I'm not a boob guy.
00:17:14.000 The funny thing is, I used to think it was lazy, like hat comics do that Arnold impression.
00:17:18.000 And then I watched the original Running Man.
00:17:19.000 I don't know why it popped up for free.
00:17:21.000 I mean, I can't tell you how many times he literally goes.
00:17:21.000 Yeah.
00:17:24.000 That's real.
00:17:29.000 It's real.
00:17:30.000 It falls down a hill doing that.
00:17:32.000 It's because he can't breathe the air.
00:17:34.000 Don't you know that's the natural reaction?
00:17:37.000 Your eyes bulge out of your head.
00:17:38.000 It's like it's a real thing.
00:17:39.000 He talks that way or he makes that sound.
00:17:42.000 By the way, I don't know if you know this, but professional bodybuilders, this is a big thing too, like Arnold, of course, allegedly. 1.00
00:17:52.000 If you want to be Mr. Olympia for a while, you have to be gay for pay. 1.00
00:17:54.000 We don't condone that. 1.00
00:17:55.000 Matter of fact, we condemn it.
00:17:56.000 That's why we don't take your tips.
00:17:58.000 But we do instead, well, we reverse it.
00:18:00.000 We give you guys the tips.
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00:18:55.000 No.
00:18:56.000 Please.
00:18:56.000 I'm not.
00:18:57.000 It's pretty important.
00:18:57.000 Do it.
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00:19:05.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:19:06.000 I've never seen this.
00:19:28.000 Is this all just total recall?
00:19:31.000 Yes, it's all total.
00:19:41.000 It's the whole film.
00:19:43.000 He's possibly the most unathletic individual who's ever been in cinema.
00:20:01.000 Why?
00:20:01.000 Why?
00:20:02.000 Oh, sorry.
00:20:02.000 He's totally fine after the air changes.
00:20:04.000 His face goes back to normal, no problem.
00:20:07.000 Close, wow, my eyes get so far outside of my head.
00:20:13.000 The cat's in Maxwell's mind missed it by that much.
00:20:21.000 Where's my inhaler?
00:20:29.000 I hope you have enough room for my buck living because I'm gonna drive it into your stomach.
00:20:32.000 Oh, all right, that's fun.
00:20:37.000 This well's run dry. 0.98
00:20:39.000 Chelsea Handler, speaking of dry. 0.98
00:20:41.000 Oh, hey, come on. 1.00
00:20:43.000 Don't talk about her lips like that.
00:20:44.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:20:47.000 I got a warning on the air quality index.
00:20:49.000 That's always worrisome.
00:20:50.000 Apparently, it's not good.
00:20:52.000 Ah.
00:20:54.000 So, Chelsea. 0.90
00:20:59.000 Chelsea.
00:21:02.000 You guys know Chelsea Handler, right?
00:21:04.000 Yep.
00:21:06.000 Have we reached the point now, finally, where it's like.
00:21:09.000 Okay, this isn't cool anymore.
00:21:10.000 It's just sad.
00:21:12.000 Right?
00:21:12.000 Remember in The Wedding Singer, Alan Covert's character, he said, Fonzie got canceled because no one wants to see a 15 year old guy hit on chicks.
00:21:19.000 Right?
00:21:20.000 Does the same thing apply to women who write books like Vodka, Are You There? 0.94
00:21:26.000 It's Me, Chelsea, and talk about sleeping with everyone they can and how great their life is completely devoid of meaning or purpose?
00:21:33.000 Like, here's the problem with it though, is these people, Chelsea Handler is not super effective with it, to be clear, so that's good.
00:21:39.000 They have been. 0.94
00:21:41.000 Trying to influence the next generation of women. 1.00
00:21:44.000 It used to be, hey, leave me to make my own choices. 0.99
00:21:47.000 Okay, fine.
00:21:48.000 That's what they used to say.
00:21:49.000 But that's never really been the case.
00:21:51.000 And I think now it's pretty straightforward.
00:21:52.000 It's the fact that they are dispensing advice.
00:21:57.000 That's when we're allowed to have an opinion.
00:21:59.000 That's when you are a valid target for criticism.
00:22:02.000 If you offer advice and it's bad advice, or if you point to your life as an example, and we know beyond any shadow of a doubt by all data, all metrics that we can quantify that are available to us.
00:22:13.000 Everything that you say is incorrect and all advice you give is bad.
00:22:17.000 Here is Chelsea Handler saying that there is something wrong with not her choices, modern men when it comes to dating.
00:22:24.000 There's a lot of men that don't even want to have a relationship with women.
00:22:28.000 You know, they can't deal with women's success or women's independence. 1.00
00:22:31.000 And it's very hard in today's world to meet straight guys that have their shit together. 0.99
00:22:38.000 Something's wrong. 0.98
00:22:39.000 I don't know what's wrong.
00:22:40.000 So I was initially trying to help straight women meet straight men.
00:22:44.000 Right.
00:22:44.000 But I think with dating apps and social media, there's just so much abundance and so much choice that nobody really feels like they have to like lock it in.
00:22:52.000 Like they can swipe through 50 women a day so they don't.
00:22:52.000 You know what I mean?
00:22:55.000 You can thank yourself for that.
00:22:57.000 That people used to make to date. 1.00
00:22:58.000 So, like, I meet all these amazing, incredible women that are like badasses. 1.00
00:23:02.000 They have their own lives. 1.00
00:23:03.000 They have their own lives, they have their big jobs, and they're all just like there's no men out there.
00:23:08.000 And before I get to the rest of this, guys, can you send in that overlay, the two charts?
00:23:12.000 Like I've always said, I want that in every single one of these segments.
00:23:14.000 Because that actually just irrefutably gives you the snapshot as to what the problem is in dating dynamics.
00:23:20.000 There are other contributing factors, but it is pretty straightforward. 1.00
00:23:24.000 So that's Chelsea.
00:23:24.000 There you go.
00:23:25.000 That's one of them where men rate women on a curve and women rate men on a curve from one to 10.
00:23:30.000 Thousands.
00:23:31.000 Okay? 0.96
00:23:31.000 Perfect bell curve where men rate women, where women rate men. 0.96
00:23:34.000 It's a. 0.89
00:23:35.000 Hockey stick, reverse hockey stick.
00:23:37.000 Statistically impossible. 1.00
00:23:39.000 One group has insane expectations of the opposite sex with none of themselves. 1.00
00:23:45.000 That's what you see with Chelsea Handler.
00:23:46.000 And one has very reasonable expectations and perceptions.
00:23:51.000 She has been the one saying, Why would I want to have kids?
00:23:54.000 I get up, I do whatever I want.
00:23:55.000 I just like to get laid.
00:23:56.000 I'm almost quoting her verbatim.
00:23:57.000 And now she's talking about how men aren't willing to connect.
00:24:00.000 So maybe the mask has slipped there a little bit.
00:24:02.000 Maybe it's not that she loves this kind of a lifestyle. 0.93
00:24:05.000 Maybe it's that she's designed a prison of her own making. 0.98
00:24:08.000 That won't stop her. 0.97
00:24:10.000 From telling other young women to do the same.
00:24:12.000 And the word on the street is she's having trouble finding men due to a severe case of SVS.
00:24:17.000 Luckily, there's treatment available. 0.96
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00:24:49.000 Oh, and death.
00:24:50.000 I was surprised that you sat down to record that.
00:24:50.000 Wow.
00:24:53.000 You know what?
00:24:53.000 I do my job even when I don't like it.
00:24:55.000 Gerald's moonlighting.
00:24:55.000 Yeah.
00:24:56.000 Yeah, exactly right. 1.00
00:24:59.000 She says she can't find a man that has his shit together. 0.99
00:25:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:02.000 Well, I mean, it's because all the men your age are either married or dead. 1.00
00:25:07.000 It's like they have their shit together. 1.00
00:25:08.000 They're just, you know, they're doing it with some other woman. 1.00
00:25:13.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:13.000 Look at what she described as these are awesome women. 1.00
00:25:16.000 Okay, give me the qualifications for awesome. 1.00
00:25:18.000 They have their own lives. 1.00
00:25:19.000 They are boss babes. 0.94
00:25:20.000 They've got jobs. 1.00
00:25:21.000 Like, you just described all these things that men really don't care about.
00:25:24.000 So, why are they awesome again?
00:25:25.000 Well, here's the things that we're intimidated by.
00:25:27.000 It's like, no, we just don't care.
00:25:29.000 I spent a long time last night reading about the Mayans, the Aztecs, the Incas, and I've noticed something.
00:25:37.000 Well, because I read one and I noticed a trend.
00:25:41.000 Every single one of these societies that is studied or empires, It's studied through a modern feminist lens where they try and justify it.
00:25:49.000 So they would go, so it was egalitarian or it was complementary where they viewed men and women as equal. 0.99
00:25:56.000 And then you go through it, it's like, and women, of course, had to stay home and take care of the house and do this.
00:26:01.000 And by the way, if not, they were beaten mercilessly.
00:26:03.000 But they were just both, so there was no view of men being superior.
00:26:07.000 I think it was the Aztecs were like, and actually, property would be passed down to both the son and the daughter, so they were equal.
00:26:12.000 But, and then it goes through.
00:26:14.000 So whenever people try and tell you, oh, there have been societies that weren't patriarchal, it's not a thing.
00:26:20.000 That's wrong.
00:26:21.000 It doesn't exist.
00:26:23.000 Why?
00:26:23.000 Period.
00:26:24.000 Because, especially pre modern technology, men were needed to protect. 1.00
00:26:28.000 Women can't protect themselves. 1.00
00:26:30.000 It's just not a thing. 1.00
00:26:30.000 A village. 1.00
00:26:32.000 It doesn't mean that women are less valuable as human beings. 1.00
00:26:35.000 Historically, pre firearm, pre tracking device, pre thermals, guess what?
00:26:42.000 It wasn't even up for discussion. 0.98
00:26:42.000 You needed men to do it. 0.98
00:26:45.000 Period. 0.99
00:26:45.000 So that's how society was constructed. 0.99
00:26:47.000 And men could be alone if they wanted to be nomadic tribes.
00:26:50.000 That existed.
00:26:51.000 Because they can protect themselves.
00:26:51.000 Why?
00:26:52.000 Women could never be alone. 1.00
00:26:53.000 Why? 1.00
00:26:53.000 Because they couldn't protect themselves. 1.00
00:26:55.000 themselves.
00:26:56.000 And so it was a supportive role.
00:26:57.000 Yes, they complement each other, but the roles were defined.
00:27:00.000 Anytime you'll go through these studies or these books, they'll try and tell you, but actually, it's a bit more complicated than that and make a case for something that wasn't actually true. 1.00
00:27:10.000 Feminism has promoted competition between men and women, not cooperation. 1.00
00:27:17.000 You can't be a teammate to someone if you don't know what your roles are, both of you, and stay within your roles. 1.00
00:27:24.000 That doesn't work anywhere else.
00:27:26.000 And so, promoting the competitive environment, well, what are the results? 1.00
00:27:30.000 Women are now fatter than men. 0.70
00:27:32.000 More depressed, more anxious than men, twice as likely to be on SSRIs.
00:27:37.000 They're rating men as unattractive consistently, right?
00:27:41.000 You see those charts where women have these expectations of men that are completely and totally unrealistic, and men still have the same expectations of women.
00:27:50.000 You may not like those expectations.
00:27:51.000 You may think that they're unfair.
00:27:53.000 Statistically, they're not.
00:27:54.000 They're far more fair than what women expect, but they haven't changed. 0.98
00:27:57.000 They've remained relatively unchanged. 0.98
00:28:00.000 Let's just look.
00:28:01.000 I always, you know, I point to this as an example.
00:28:03.000 I know that I've talked about this in the past.
00:28:04.000 Like, take.
00:28:05.000 A women's magazine, right?
00:28:07.000 Fashion, whatever, lifestyle, and look at the covers, or even women's fitness magazines.
00:28:12.000 We've brought that up.
00:28:13.000 Then bring up the cover of a men's fitness magazine.
00:28:17.000 One can include fat people, the women's one, but often it just means it just includes women who aren't fat.
00:28:23.000 The other requires chemical enhancement at great peril to yourself a six pack, vascularity in the pectorals.
00:28:33.000 You don't get on the cover unless you are an incredible outlier.
00:28:36.000 Now let's go through some historical.
00:28:37.000 Examples and see if there's been, let's apply that to contextually if there's been a change.
00:28:42.000 Okay, so men, let's look at, you know, sexiest women of the decades to see who's just physical expectations have changed.
00:28:49.000 We go like Anne Margaret, we talked about like Julie Newmar.
00:28:52.000 Did you say of the decade, brother?
00:28:54.000 Of the decades, yeah.
00:28:55.000 Oh, of the decades.
00:28:56.000 I thought you were saying like of the last decade and like going back to Anne Margaret's.
00:28:59.000 No, no, no, going through all of it.
00:29:01.000 Anne Margaret, Julie Newmar.
00:29:03.000 Okay, let's use some other examples Raquel Welch, Marilyn Monroe.
00:29:08.000 Yeah.
00:29:09.000 But then you could also include people like Audrey Hepburn.
00:29:12.000 What's her name? 0.81
00:29:13.000 What's the name of the Hispanic lady back who everyone always thought was really sexy? 1.00
00:29:17.000 Jennifer Lopez, Salma, Jay. 0.99
00:29:19.000 No, not Jennifer Lopez, the real one.
00:29:20.000 Penelope Cruz. 0.94
00:29:21.000 What's her name? 0.94
00:29:22.000 The older one.
00:29:24.000 No, I just can't think of her name.
00:29:26.000 Vergara.
00:29:27.000 Sophia Vergara. 0.67
00:29:27.000 No, she's the one that all the gay guys love and they talk about for being. 0.67
00:29:30.000 Bro, the point is there's so many of them.
00:29:32.000 The point is there's so many.
00:29:32.000 Okay.
00:29:35.000 Then you could go through what?
00:29:36.000 Nev Campbell.
00:29:37.000 Sophia Lorenz.
00:29:37.000 Sophia Lorenz.
00:29:38.000 Yeah, Monica Bellucci.
00:29:41.000 Okay.
00:29:42.000 Go through all of those.
00:29:43.000 All right.
00:29:44.000 Now, who would be the male sex symbols back in the day?
00:29:48.000 Cary Grant, Gregory Peck, Clint Eastwood.
00:29:52.000 Let's even say Charles Bronson.
00:29:54.000 That was a muscle man back then.
00:29:57.000 To, okay, let's go Bruce Willis, Pierce Brosnan as a James Bond.
00:30:03.000 Oh, yeah, Hawkeye.
00:30:04.000 Think about what you have now Chris Hemsworth steroids, allegedly.
00:30:09.000 The Rock steroids, allegedly.
00:30:10.000 Chris Evans steroids, allegedly.
00:30:13.000 Look at the sex symbols now.
00:30:14.000 Compare that to Gregory Peck.
00:30:17.000 Compare Sydney Sweeney to Sophia Loren or Anne Margaret or Julie Newmar or Audrey Hepburn.
00:30:28.000 They could be relatives.
00:30:29.000 They all have the same BMI, give or take a little bit.
00:30:33.000 They all have the same general features, give or take a little bit.
00:30:36.000 These men today, who are the expectation, who are put out as the physical model, would be seen as an alternative race to human if you were to take them back in time to the 60s. 1.00
00:30:49.000 That's what women expect. 0.88
00:30:50.000 Men still go, oh my gosh, Sophia Loren and Margaret. 1.00
00:30:54.000 That's really good looking.
00:30:55.000 They're all still pretty.
00:30:57.000 Men still have the same physical expectations. 1.00
00:30:59.000 It's changed from women.
00:31:00.000 So, I want to know what Chelsea Handler is actually saying. 0.98
00:31:03.000 I'm just using the physical one because we can track that societally.
00:31:06.000 I wonder what she's saying when they're not able to. 1.00
00:31:09.000 Also, you know, it's complete horse crap when she says they can't handle women's success. 0.99
00:31:13.000 That's not it. 1.00
00:31:13.000 What? 1.00
00:31:15.000 They can't handle our independence.
00:31:17.000 What?
00:31:18.000 What the hell does that even mean?
00:31:19.000 If you want to be independent, go be independent.
00:31:19.000 They can't handle it.
00:31:21.000 Do you mean that he wants you to be in his life?
00:31:24.000 He wants you to have a relationship?
00:31:26.000 Does she mean that guys don't like it when I go and travel Europe by myself for two weeks?
00:31:31.000 Yeah, most guys don't.
00:31:31.000 Right.
00:31:32.000 They kind of want to be around you.
00:31:33.000 Yeah.
00:31:34.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:31:35.000 He doesn't want me to do girls' trips to Vegas.
00:31:37.000 Sure.
00:31:38.000 That's not your independence. 1.00
00:31:39.000 By the way, you have a noted track record of being a whore. 1.00
00:31:43.000 So, in your case. 1.00
00:31:44.000 She literally said later in that interview, she said the last guy that she was hooking up with was in Vegas.
00:31:49.000 She said she went to a gambling table.
00:31:50.000 She met a guy at a table and then just started talking to him.
00:31:54.000 And then they were banging for a while.
00:31:55.000 And then she was like, I got tired of him or whatever.
00:31:56.000 I got tired of him or whatever.
00:31:59.000 But that doesn't give the next guy the right to judge me or.
00:32:05.000 To make his own judgment based on my entire life of past behavior. 0.85
00:32:09.000 And then you have that bleed over into the Christian side, right? 0.66
00:32:11.000 You'll have women go, like, the Bible says that if someone sins, forgive them four times. 0.98
00:32:15.000 If they sin four times, forgive them four times. 0.94
00:32:18.000 They'll talk about that.
00:32:18.000 Right?
00:32:19.000 70 times seven in one day.
00:32:20.000 70 times seven.
00:32:21.000 So that means that you shouldn't care, right?
00:32:23.000 As a man when selecting a mate. 1.00
00:32:25.000 As a Christian, you're not allowed to care, right? 0.99
00:32:25.000 Right? 0.99
00:32:26.000 Isn't that the lesson?
00:32:27.000 No. 0.88
00:32:28.000 Wasn't there something in the Bible about going, hey, you go find this unfaithful woman and choose her anyway?
00:32:33.000 Was the lesson that men should choose untrustworthy women? 1.00
00:32:35.000 No. 1.00
00:32:36.000 Because I've heard that and I see that in a lot of women's studies. 1.00
00:32:39.000 Yeah, it's pretty bad. 0.98
00:32:40.000 So, but they go, well, then why would that be in there?
00:32:43.000 Well, why would it talk 50 times that amount about using judgment and about fruits of the spirit?
00:32:51.000 It's a cherry pick. 0.99
00:32:52.000 You expect it from secular society, you expect it from Chelsea Handler, who writes about being a whore, but then it bleeds into it. 0.98
00:32:59.000 They just don't like my independence because you gotta forgive me 70 times seven. 0.98
00:33:04.000 Just skip over Proverbs.
00:33:05.000 Not true.
00:33:06.000 Yeah.
00:33:07.000 Let's talk about that more, I guess, in chat.
00:33:08.000 But unless you want to.
00:33:09.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:33:09.000 No, no, no.
00:33:10.000 I mean, it's, it's, people misinterpret that. 0.99
00:33:11.000 The one about the whore was basically to symbolize how God had married a, and had a wife, Israel, that was a whore and sleeping around with other gods. 0.98
00:33:20.000 It was to symbolize how bad that was. 0.99
00:33:22.000 Can you imagine being the prophet?
00:33:23.000 It's like, I've been chosen to be a prophet of God.
00:33:25.000 All right.
00:33:25.000 What's on the agenda?
00:33:26.000 Well, I'd like you to marry a whore. 1.00
00:33:28.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:29.000 Yeah.
00:33:29.000 What?
00:33:29.000 I'm sorry.
00:33:30.000 And she's going to go on whoring the entire time. 0.97
00:33:32.000 So just understand that that's a part of this deal. 0.95
00:33:34.000 You can't get rid of her.
00:33:35.000 And it's just going to be a lesson to everybody else.
00:33:37.000 I just, Wanted to be in the belly of a fish.
00:33:39.000 That would have been actually a better profit. 1.00
00:33:40.000 Well, isn't the lesson that he ends up really happy and fulfilled that he has a whore? 1.00
00:33:44.000 No. 1.00
00:33:45.000 No.
00:33:45.000 How does it go?
00:33:46.000 It's that the wife should no longer be a whore. 1.00
00:33:49.000 Oh, okay. 1.00
00:33:49.000 That's the whole point of that. 1.00
00:33:50.000 Okay.
00:33:51.000 But were they balling, though?
00:33:52.000 So the advice wasn't men, you should go, because Christian men will use this very often. 0.79
00:33:56.000 No. 0.98
00:33:57.000 Right.
00:33:57.000 We've seen the posts about that.
00:33:58.000 Like, oh, the Bible says.
00:34:04.000 It's just so broken.
00:34:05.000 It is.
00:34:05.000 By the way, she's like, well, and I got tired of him.
00:34:08.000 I doubt it.
00:34:09.000 I really doubt it.
00:34:10.000 I really doubt that you were the one that got up and said, I am done.
00:34:14.000 I don't remember exactly what you said.
00:34:15.000 I'm sorry.
00:34:16.000 I'm sorry.
00:34:16.000 She could have said that he was an axe murderer or something.
00:34:19.000 I don't remember.
00:34:20.000 I didn't finish the video.
00:34:23.000 I couldn't look at her fake lips anymore.
00:34:25.000 Let me just say it this way You're going to a guy and giving him, because you met him five minutes ago, the only thing he's thinking about.
00:34:33.000 Once you give him that in that scenario, you have no other value.
00:34:37.000 You've given him everything that he was curious about because he's known you for five minutes.
00:34:41.000 He doesn't have enough time to be interested in you beyond.
00:34:43.000 Just the basics of sex.
00:34:45.000 You gave him that.
00:34:46.000 The only thing that you brought to the table in that moment, I'm sorry, that's exactly what it is.
00:34:51.000 And he got it and probably left and probably was done.
00:34:55.000 That's terrible, which is why we tell you not to give him that.
00:35:00.000 Yeah.
00:35:00.000 Would it be a better situation?
00:35:02.000 Okay, look, here's my advice to men. 1.00
00:35:04.000 Don't pick that woman. 0.99
00:35:04.000 No. 0.99
00:35:05.000 Don't pick that woman. 1.00
00:35:06.000 Look, get your affairs in order. 1.00
00:35:09.000 What do I mean by that?
00:35:10.000 I mean, I mean your soul.
00:35:12.000 I mean your body.
00:35:13.000 I mean your mind.
00:35:14.000 So get your finances in order.
00:35:16.000 Get your health in order.
00:35:18.000 Get your spiritual life in order.
00:35:20.000 Prioritize that.
00:35:21.000 Be someone who would attract the right person.
00:35:23.000 But here's the thing that's not a guarantee that you will. 0.96
00:35:25.000 That's the problem with the Protestant church. 0.97
00:35:28.000 Like that automatic, no. 1.00
00:35:29.000 You'll also attract a lot of.
00:35:30.000 Vultures, just to be clear.
00:35:32.000 And then don't pick.
00:35:33.000 So that's my advice to men.
00:35:35.000 Do the right thing across the board.
00:35:36.000 Yep.
00:35:37.000 Here's the part that's uncomfortable. 1.00
00:35:38.000 Women, societally, you have been doing the wrong thing across the board since the 60s and giving advice for others to do so. 1.00
00:35:48.000 This doesn't get better, it gets worse, and you will die alone. 1.00
00:35:52.000 Choose your path. 0.96
00:35:53.000 Yes, Noodle.
00:35:54.000 I was going to say the through line on all of this advice over the past several weeks has basically been the things that are easy are rarely the things that are fulfilling.
00:36:02.000 So don't take the easy path.
00:36:04.000 Here's the really simple thing. 1.00
00:36:07.000 And she's an outlier, you know, because she's a whore. 0.99
00:36:09.000 And really, this is sort of outlying behavior for women because they don't typically want to be that way. 0.99
00:36:14.000 When we're talking about the Bible, I'm going to really, really distill it. 0.97
00:36:18.000 Okay.
00:36:19.000 Do we believe that human beings have sinful nature?
00:36:21.000 Yes.
00:36:22.000 Okay.
00:36:22.000 And do we believe that men and women have intrinsically different proclivities as far as their sinful nature?
00:36:28.000 100%. 0.70
00:36:28.000 Okay. 0.70
00:36:29.000 So here's God's prescription to you, men.
00:36:31.000 So for any of the manosphere stuff out there, red pill and people go, oh, I don't know, run it through this filter.
00:36:36.000 God says, all right.
00:36:37.000 You have a sinful nature. 0.98
00:36:39.000 Men, don't screw and hit. 0.91
00:36:43.000 Don't screw everything and don't go around hitting and blowing stuff up.
00:36:46.000 You're going to want to do that.
00:36:48.000 Don't.
00:36:48.000 Control it.
00:36:49.000 Okay?
00:36:50.000 You have a sinful nature. 1.00
00:36:51.000 Women, don't manipulate, gossip, nag, or lie. 1.00
00:36:56.000 Okay? 1.00
00:36:57.000 You're going to have an instinct to do that.
00:36:59.000 That's your thing because you can't hit and you're not physically powerful and you don't really have the same biological instinct to screw.
00:37:05.000 So, men, don't screw and hit. 0.88
00:37:07.000 That's your sinful nature. 0.94
00:37:08.000 Bridle it. 1.00
00:37:09.000 Women, don't nag, lie, and gossip. 1.00
00:37:12.000 There you go. 1.00
00:37:14.000 That does boil it down.
00:37:16.000 That's it.
00:37:16.000 That's it.
00:37:17.000 Control it.
00:37:18.000 But what about this goat?
00:37:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:37:21.000 The goat that was sacrificed for the training.
00:37:23.000 Oh, sorry.
00:37:23.000 I was asking the wrong God.
00:37:24.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.
00:37:25.000 That God is.
00:37:28.000 I don't know.
00:37:29.000 I don't know.
00:37:30.000 I don't blame Pakistan. 1.00
00:37:31.000 The goat can't blame me. 0.97
00:37:33.000 What to blame?
00:37:40.000 Blame them. 1.00
00:37:40.000 Pastards. 1.00
00:37:41.000 Why does it always make me laugh? 1.00
00:37:43.000 It's perfect.
00:37:43.000 It's great.
00:37:45.000 Also, by the way, I should mention really quickly manage all of your crypto in one spot.
00:37:48.000 Yes.
00:37:49.000 Rumble Wallet, get the link in the description.
00:37:50.000 I know that it seems like there's a difficult barrier to entry with crypto.
00:37:53.000 And by the way, there's a lot. 0.96
00:37:54.000 There's a lot of bullcrap out there, a lot of fraud when you're talking about crypto.
00:37:58.000 This is, you know, you're just talking about basics, being on top of it, keeping it secure, keeping it easy. 0.83
00:38:03.000 Rumble Wallet makes that incredibly efficient to do.
00:38:06.000 Do it.
00:38:06.000 All right.
00:38:07.000 Speak up.
00:38:07.000 I'm going to repeat link in the description again.
00:38:08.000 I wouldn't say that because last time I did that and I got in trouble about, you know, link in the description.
00:38:12.000 Okay, that's fine.
00:38:13.000 You already did it anyway. 1.00
00:38:16.000 Your sinful nature is very womanly. 1.00
00:38:18.000 It's very passive. 1.00
00:38:20.000 It's very manipulative.
00:38:24.000 It's creative.
00:38:26.000 That was one thing that was funny when Nick Funtis was on with Piers Morgan and he talked about his sons.
00:38:29.000 He goes, He sounds like a girl.