Louder with Crowder - Leader of the Free World?? Putin EXPOSES Biden's Weakness! | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:47.000 It's June, which marks Louder with Crowder's 6th annual Cultural Appropriation Month,

00:01:08.000 where we take you across the globe to learn and appreciate all the diverse cultures this planet has to offer.

00:01:16.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.

00:01:21.000 This week allow us to get you acquainted with the land that brought us philosophy, lesbianism, and national bankruptcy, 1.00

00:01:29.000 Greece!

00:01:30.000 Opa! 0.97

00:01:35.000 Hey! 0.99

00:01:38.000 Very Greek slurp. 0.99

00:01:39.000 Yes!

00:01:41.000 That's a good thing to be known for and nothing else in the modern world.

00:01:44.000 No, I'm kidding.

00:01:45.000 Greece has done a lot, just not much since the abacus.

00:01:48.000 Yeah, well, it was a good invention.

00:01:51.000 It is Cultural Appropriation Month, so before we get to a recap of Biden and Putin, which is important, and we're also going to be talking about the new domestic terrorism, I don't know what you call it, watch policy?

00:02:02.000 This is from whitehouse.gov and it should terrify you.

00:02:05.000 It's time for, obviously, some Grease Facts.

00:02:10.000 And of course many of us were going to have a costume contest for you, so you can send in your costume and we'll read the winner in Mug Club.

00:02:15.000 So many of us know that ancient Greece was made up of sovereign city-states like Sparta and Athens, but scholars actually estimate that there were about 1,500 individual city-states.

00:02:23.000 That's a lot.

00:02:24.000 That is a lot.

00:02:25.000 The Greeks performed the first nude scene in the history of European cinema in the film Daphnis and Chloe. 0.80

00:02:32.000 And Mamma Mia, many know, was filmed in Greece, but unfortunately no one was killed during the making of that film, so that was a tough one.

00:02:38.000 We have Gerald A. is here.

00:02:40.000 I don't know, did he get the message?

00:02:43.000 No, no, he never does.

00:02:45.000 Guys, Greece.

00:02:46.000 Stop moving.

00:02:47.000 Stop moving.

00:02:49.000 Danny Zuko.

00:02:50.000 I don't, by the way, this is not a joke, I don't know how I feel about the fact that the one person who has to be a statue all show is the intern with actual Tourette's.

00:02:58.000 It's true, yeah.

00:02:59.000 I don't know what part of him's gonna twitch the most.

00:03:04.000 Quarter Black Garrett, how are you? 0.93

00:03:05.000 What's going on?

00:03:06.000 Opa! 0.97

00:03:07.000 Hey, he added some twang to it.

00:03:09.000 And Dave Landau is here.

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00:03:12.000 Ahoy, Upa Saganaki!

00:03:14.000 I don't even know what that means.

00:03:15.000 Is that all Greek?

00:03:16.000 Saganaki is what you light on fire before sanghupa. 0.97

00:03:19.000 It's the flaming cheese.

00:03:20.000 It's like a baked Alaska.

00:03:21.000 Yeah, it's like the original grilled cheese.

00:03:23.000 Only more poor.

00:03:24.000 Yeah.

00:03:25.000 I don't know how you make a grilled cheese sandwich more poor.

00:03:27.000 No, you can't.

00:03:29.000 They added a show, right?

00:03:30.000 In Water?

00:03:30.000 They did Waterford this weekend, 9 p.m.

00:03:32.000 show they added for Saturday.

00:03:33.000 Come on out.

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00:03:35.000 That's going to be a lot of... Yeah, they had to add a show because it's full, and I highly recommend it.

00:03:38.000 Dave is quite the character.

00:03:41.000 He's funny.

00:03:42.000 He's quite the cut-up in stand-up.

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00:03:55.000 Before we move on to Biden and Putin, which was incredibly embarrassing, we were streaming it live yesterday in real time.

00:04:00.000 Not good.

00:04:01.000 And what's interesting is as we were streaming it live, I was saying, oh, Putin is flexing right now.

00:04:05.000 He's insulting the United States.

00:04:07.000 He's implying that the United States are the real terrorist actors.

00:04:10.000 He's throwing this back in Biden's face.

00:04:11.000 And then all of the coverage was, huge victory for Biden!

00:04:15.000 Of course.

00:04:16.000 Of course it was.

00:04:16.000 It's the same thing with election night.

00:04:18.000 That's the value of why we do this live.

00:04:20.000 And for people who don't know, YouTube values live streaming right now.

00:04:23.000 They're really trying to move into that space.

00:04:25.000 Anytime you go to the live page, we're usually number one and three and several.

00:04:30.000 And that's why they're like, what can we do?

00:04:32.000 They change the live page to just remove us.

00:04:35.000 Oh my gosh.

00:04:36.000 Which is fine.

00:04:36.000 It's kind of flattering a little bit.

00:04:39.000 But election night was a perfect example where we covered the votes coming in, where we were going, well, it looks like Donald Trump's going to win Michigan.

00:04:45.000 What?

00:04:46.000 That just happened right now?

00:04:47.000 They announced it on many liberal news sources.

00:04:50.000 Yeah, Michigan, all of these things, and so we experienced it live.

00:04:53.000 That's why it wasn't taken down, because it wasn't considered a conspiracy theory, where we were all going, That seems a little shifty.

00:05:02.000 Yeah.

00:05:02.000 Well, and what you see live with us is us commenting on it, like the headline when it came up, like, Biden is complimented by Putin on his morals.

00:05:09.000 I was like, wait, what?

00:05:10.000 He's telling us more about your summer.

00:05:12.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:14.000 Like, you guys think that's the win because Vladimir Putin said, well, he's a moral man.

00:05:18.000 I can work with this man.

00:05:19.000 Tell me more.

00:05:20.000 What?

00:05:22.000 Hey, before we get to that, though, it's time to react to this.

00:05:24.000 This is on TikTok.

00:05:25.000 It's Pride Month.

00:05:26.000 This has been making the rounds on the TikTok where I am, and I hate myself for it. 0.99

00:05:32.000 It's a gay song encouraging you to also be gay. 1.00

00:05:38.000 Are you gay? 1.00

00:05:38.000 You didn't have to tell us. 1.00

00:05:40.000 And if not, would you like to try to be gay? 0.97

00:05:43.000 We're taking new applications and it's really fun. 0.97

00:05:46.000 So it's a choice?

00:05:47.000 You get magical powers and free honey buns. 1.00

00:05:51.000 Your mom is gay, and so is your dad. 1.00

00:05:55.000 If you're not gay, it's really too bad. 0.99

00:06:00.000 Gosh, if I were a woman, I would be so offended now. 0.98

00:06:02.000 Oh my gosh!

00:06:03.000 This is all the splendor that is womanhood. 1.00

00:06:05.000 Clown makeup?

00:06:06.000 I'm offended by how nice this house is. 0.92

00:06:08.000 A spiral staircase and everything.

00:06:10.000 A chandelier?

00:06:12.000 Complete lack of talent?

00:06:14.000 Your mom and dad.

00:06:15.000 What rhymes with that? 0.99

00:06:16.000 If you're not gay, that is too bad. 1.00

00:06:18.000 Hold on a second. 0.94

00:06:18.000 I know he's saying we're accepting applications. 0.94

00:06:22.000 At what point does an immutable characteristic become a choice? 0.80

00:06:25.000 Is he saying you can choose to be gay?

00:06:27.000 Also, is he really immutable or can we mute him? 0.98

00:06:30.000 Well, why is he dressed like it's the 17th century mixed with clowning? 0.98

00:06:37.000 Well, that's a black guy, too. 0.99

00:06:39.000 No.

00:06:39.000 Wait, no.

00:06:40.000 He's in the Beast, where Mary J. Blige is a bookcase that turns into a queen.

00:06:46.000 Yes.

00:06:46.000 Hashtag OscarsTooWhite.

00:06:48.000 It's 1740s France! 0.51

00:06:50.000 You ain't black. 0.98

00:06:54.000 Boy, that reminds me of a clown I had at my birthday party when I was six. 0.99

00:06:58.000 Yeah, only it wasn't your birthday.

00:07:00.000 And it wasn't your half birthday either.

00:07:02.000 And it was only really a party for him. 0.99

00:07:04.000 It was the clown's party. 0.97

00:07:05.000 Hey, by the way, I want to ask, this is a question for everyone out there. 0.97

00:07:07.000 Have you seen the reporting on Biden and Putin?

00:07:10.000 And I want to be clear, no one here is rooting for Putin.

00:07:12.000 I wish that he respected our president.

00:07:14.000 I just think that he clearly doesn't.

00:07:16.000 And we'll get to all the clips that are relevant from yesterday, at least what I think.

00:07:19.000 We have all the sources available at lateralwithcredit.com.

00:07:22.000 Comment below.

00:07:23.000 Ugh, God. 1.00

00:07:24.000 I wish the Russian people had the balls to get rid of him. 1.00

00:07:28.000 I really do your statues itching itself Is that a normal itch or is that a Tourette's itch? I think 1.00

00:07:34.000 it was a Tourette's itch. That was it That was a test don't talk. Oh gosh

00:07:37.000 He failed the first test. I didn't say Tourette's says He's wearing a lot of makeup from all the black eyes Steven 0.99

00:07:45.000 gave him in rehearsal All right.

00:07:49.000 All show!

00:07:50.000 Try the fish.

00:07:51.000 Okay, so over the weekend, I don't know if you know this about the island of Lesbos, but four Afghan youths were given the maximum sentence, ten years in jail, for burning down the Moria migrant camp on the island of Lesbos, actually.

00:08:06.000 And this happened This happened in September 2020, and then they were just sentenced, I believe, over the weekend.

00:08:11.000 Here's a clip of the fire that they set, Island of Lesbos.

00:08:13.000 They're all going to the TikToker premiere.

00:08:29.000 Ah. Oh.

00:08:31.000 It's the Fyre Festival.

00:08:32.000 Alright, that's enough.

00:08:33.000 Is that the Subaru factory?

00:08:34.000 Yes.

00:08:35.000 Hopefully.

00:08:38.000 We'll take out the transportation hubs! 0.99

00:08:40.000 It's Subaru.

00:08:41.000 Nobody cares.

00:08:42.000 And Orvis! 0.99

00:08:43.000 Burn down this softball maker.

00:08:48.000 So a lot of people don't realize the word lesbian, while we're doing Cultural Appropriation Month Greece, was actually, it comes from the island of Lesbos, which was the birthplace of the Greek poet Sappho.

00:08:59.000 And it was sort of, it was the first discovered lesbian by Galapagos.

00:09:06.000 And actually, this is something a lot of people don't know this, actually, Lesbos, that's why it's called that

00:09:10.000 beautiful, obviously, Mediterranean island.

00:09:12.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:12.000 And because it's cultural preparation month and we need to blow some budget this quarter because of the tax policy, we

00:09:17.000 actually have some Lesbos residents in their natural habitat.

00:09:20.000 It's the last one.

00:09:37.000 I told you to get a whole 30-pack.

00:09:39.000 Burp. 0.94

00:09:42.000 By the way, I don't you know, the one on the right just took Heidi Klum's job. 0.99

00:09:53.000 Oh, no.

00:09:55.000 Are we talking about that?

00:09:56.000 Victoria's Secret is no longer good.

00:10:00.000 No.

00:10:00.000 Apparently.

00:10:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:01.000 They're getting rid of the angels and replacing them with lesbians. 1.00

00:10:05.000 We'll talk about that in a little bit, why everything has to be ruined. 0.99

00:10:07.000 Flannel underwear.

00:10:09.000 Yeah.

00:10:11.000 Can't wait.

00:10:11.000 So sexy, yes.

00:10:14.000 Fredericks of Hollywood is just a model named Frederick with preferred Z pronouns.

00:10:18.000 Just selling Doc Martens.

00:10:22.000 What's the season this year?

00:10:24.000 It's Crocs.

00:10:25.000 I think you should go with some khaki.

00:10:26.000 It's Crocs.

00:10:27.000 It's functional. 1.00

00:10:28.000 Shut up. 0.99

00:10:31.000 Yesterday, Biden and Putin, they held separate press conferences. 0.99

00:10:33.000 That's always a good sign.

00:10:34.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 Yeah.

00:10:35.000 After the meeting.

00:10:36.000 Now, note, of course, Trump and Putin held a dual conference.

00:10:39.000 I want to go back to 2018.

00:10:40.000 And of course, in case you've forgotten, CNN lost their minds.

00:10:44.000 This is then.

00:10:45.000 You have been watching perhaps one of the most disgraceful performances by an American president.

00:10:50.000 What?

00:10:51.000 At a summit in front of a Russian leader.

00:10:52.000 What are you talking about?

00:10:55.000 You are fake news.

00:10:56.000 An extraordinary press conference. 0.99

00:10:59.000 Go back to your repurposed firehouse, you beast village. 1.00

00:11:03.000 No ruin New Year's Eve. 0.50

00:11:08.000 I want it to be 2020 still. 0.98

00:11:09.000 The only reason he signed that contract was because he thought he got to see Dick Clark's balls. 0.99

00:11:13.000 He showed up, he went, oh man. 0.99

00:11:15.000 Not again.

00:11:16.000 Oh gee.

00:11:17.000 The good news is we got Kathy Griffin and he's like, oh God.

00:11:20.000 Even him.

00:11:23.000 It's got worse.

00:11:24.000 Okay, so this is a little bit long, but I want you guys to see this.

00:11:27.000 And again, we have the sources available at loudearthcrowder.com, so you can watch the entirety of these press conferences.

00:11:31.000 Putin took substantially longer, although Biden took substantially longer to make his way to the podium.

00:11:38.000 Ours!

00:11:39.000 But mainly, Vladimir Putin.

00:11:41.000 If people are talking about how we need to have a commander-in-chief who is tough on Russia, tough on Putin, look, he spent most of his press conference, we were there live, crapping on the United States, and very clearly taking shots at Biden, which the leftist media took as compliments.

00:11:56.000 Look, when he says he's an experienced statesman, when Putin says that about former Vice President Joe Biden, he's calling him a swamp creature.

00:12:03.000 Because this is what, you have to have historical context, he complimented Donald Trump, remember?

00:12:08.000 By saying, he's a businessman and he approaches it like from a business sense, so this is good, this is refreshing.

00:12:13.000 Now what do you think about Biden?

00:12:14.000 He is experienced, as a matter of fact, all he ever has done is DC, so... No, that's great!

00:12:21.000 That's great!

00:12:22.000 Oh, I mean, oh, it's impressive! 1.00

00:12:25.000 I've killed people, but your president is a scumbag. 1.00

00:12:30.000 I've killed people, Anderson, who could fit you in their back pocket. 1.00

00:12:35.000 So here is a montage, just so you can see the highlights from Vladimir Putin dumping on the US and showing his respect for former Vice President Biden.

00:12:44.000 Everything that happens in our countries, one way or another, It's the responsibility of the leaders themselves.

00:13:00.000 Look at the streets of America.

00:13:01.000 Every single day there are shootings and killings on human rights. 1.00

00:13:06.000 He's a jerk, but he's not wrong. 1.00

00:13:06.000 Listen to me. 1.00

00:13:08.000 What about Guantanamo?

00:13:09.000 It's still working.

00:13:11.000 You didn't answer my question, sir.

00:13:13.000 If all of your political opponents are dead, in prison, poisoned, doesn't that send a message that you do not want a fair political fight?

00:13:23.000 People.

00:13:25.000 Rioted and went into the Congress in the US with political demands and many people were declared as criminals and they are threatened with imprisonment from 20 to 25 years.

00:13:41.000 We sympathize with what was happening in the States, but we do not wish that to happen in Russia.

00:13:48.000 Tell us What did you see when you looked at him in the eyes?

00:13:52.000 As far as looking in eyes and finding souls are concerned, well, I actually don't remember that he talked about his family.

00:14:03.000 He has no soul.

00:14:07.000 The doll's eyes.

00:14:09.000 And what his mother told him.

00:14:11.000 They are important things, maybe they're not quite relevant.

00:14:13.000 They are important things, maybe they're not quite relevant.

00:14:18.000 He was dressed that until last year.

00:14:20.000 We did speak the same language.

00:14:22.000 Certainly doesn't imply that we must look into each other's eyes and find a soul or swear eternal friendship.

00:14:34.000 Yes.

00:14:37.000 I'm not saying that I found a soul in former Vice President Joe Biden, but I'm really not saying that I did.

00:14:49.000 If he had soul, I absolutely took it.

00:14:52.000 It was like looking into eye of retarded mickle shark. 0.99

00:14:57.000 Yes. 0.96

00:14:58.000 Like you know shark who don't know not to jump out of the water and land in boat so you eat?

00:15:04.000 That's his eyes!

00:15:06.000 I've looked into the eyes of many people I've killed, and in their last moments they look very desperate, but not as desperate as Joe Biden just looks in general.

00:15:16.000 The men who, before I burn alive in car bomb, have more courage than former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:15:24.000 Yes, I have put, how you say, a tire around the neck and covered it in gasoline to people who look better at life than him.

00:15:33.000 Yes, and I only admit because I do not fear any accountability right now. 0.99

00:15:40.000 Silly weak old man. 1.00

00:15:42.000 Silly weak old man, yes. 1.00

00:15:47.000 By the way, another recent example, I've talked about this yesterday, Donald Trump was, people can say, overly complimentary of Putin. 0.99

00:15:52.000 I think it's a fair criticism, but he was tough on Russia.

00:15:55.000 And here's the issue.

00:15:56.000 There's a long track record with former Vice President Joe Biden under the Obama administration,

00:16:01.000 who some would argue is still pulling the strings in a lot of ways, if not Kamala Harris, 1.00

00:16:05.000 where they claimed they would be tough on Russia, and then they weren't.

00:16:08.000 And then there are plenty of examples where they claimed they were going to be tough on

00:16:12.000 Russia and then said, hey, the 80s called.

00:16:15.000 They want their Cold War policy back to Mitt Romney.

00:16:18.000 So it was very inconsistent.

00:16:19.000 With Donald Trump, you do have to acknowledge that he was consistently unpredictable.

00:16:24.000 Look, someone who's unpredictable keeps you on your toes.

00:16:28.000 You know that's what happened.

00:16:29.000 Yeah.

00:16:29.000 So here's the juxtaposition, right?

00:16:30.000 You have somebody saying Assad, there's a red line and if you cross it, it's a red line.

00:16:34.000 He goes, well, okay, I'll cross it, crosses it, and then nothing happens.

00:16:37.000 And then you have a guy like Donald Trump understanding that negotiation sometimes means you can't just say whatever you want, but then you can be tough in your policy.

00:16:45.000 Well, a perfect example of this tangibly when we're talking, something that can be quantified because we're talking about policy.

00:16:50.000 What do you think Putin thinks when he just said Joe Biden, former Vice President Joe Biden, got to make sure I get that right.

00:16:55.000 He just said, you know, we're saying that America's back.

00:16:58.000 Okay.

00:16:59.000 Well, you shut down the Keystone Pipeline here, but then you waived sanctions against Russia's Nord Stream 2.

00:17:04.000 Their own pipeline, Germany. 0.72

00:17:07.000 By the way, I think we should keep our eyes on both of them.

00:17:11.000 I think the pipeline was a great idea.

00:17:13.000 The gas price is going down right now?

00:17:15.000 In the realm of human history, 70 years isn't all that long, Germany. 0.93

00:17:19.000 It's still unnoticed.

00:17:21.000 And look, they did it twice!

00:17:22.000 It's not like they don't have a history of sequels.

00:17:26.000 Isn't there a good keep your enemies closer kind of idea?

00:17:30.000 I think so.

00:17:32.000 This is my philosophy.

00:17:33.000 That's why I use Biden as a footstool. 1.00

00:17:38.000 Shut up, Ottoman! 1.00

00:17:39.000 Ottomans can't talk! 1.00

00:17:42.000 I'd have him shine my shoes, but he's not good at nothing. 0.97

00:17:46.000 And these spit glands no longer work! 1.00

00:17:49.000 He spits dust!

00:17:51.000 Like a molded dragon!

00:17:52.000 Hey, it's time for, with all this context, This Week in Biden. 0.95

00:17:55.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:17:59.000 Okay, so a few things that Biden got wrong here when he was talking at his press conference.

00:18:03.000 Outdoors, by the way.

00:18:06.000 I also love how he put on his sunglasses like three times to leave and then came back.

00:18:10.000 Like he was trying to do the CSI Miami.

00:18:14.000 I won't get fooled again!

00:18:16.000 Huh?

00:18:17.000 I got fooled again.

00:18:18.000 More questions?

00:18:20.000 Okay.

00:18:20.000 Guess who?

00:18:20.000 It's the WHO joke.

00:18:22.000 The hell's the difference?

00:18:23.000 It's a HUGE difference!

00:18:25.000 It's two different things.

00:18:27.000 So Biden began by saying out loud that he was given a list of reporters to call on.

00:18:31.000 He said this.

00:18:32.000 Here you go.

00:18:33.000 I'll take your questions and as usual, folks, they gave me a list of the people I'm going to call on.

00:18:38.000 As usual.

00:18:39.000 So, Jonathan, Associated Press.

00:18:42.000 Wow.

00:18:42.000 Okay.

00:18:43.000 So comparing this... You don't say quiet parts out loud, Brett.

00:18:46.000 That's all he does.

00:18:48.000 A position of strength.

00:18:50.000 Now here's the issue you would have with Donald Trump.

00:18:52.000 If Donald Trump had been given a list of reporters to call on, and they asked him about it, he would say, no, no, it's my list.

00:19:01.000 Yeah.

00:19:04.000 I made it.

00:19:04.000 Because he understands that you don't want to look like a puppet.

00:19:07.000 No moving.

00:19:09.000 Make sure you keep an eye on him, there, quarter black hair. 1.00

00:19:14.000 I'm staring right at his Muppet penis. 1.00

00:19:18.000 It's distracting. 1.00

00:19:20.000 Yes.

00:19:20.000 It's right looking at me.

00:19:21.000 No, that's good. 1.00

00:19:22.000 Keep saying Muppet penis. 1.00

00:19:23.000 That's YouTube guidelines. 0.99

00:19:26.000 Is that against YouTube guidelines?

00:19:27.000 No, no. 1.00

00:19:28.000 Muppet penis is perfectly fine. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Oh. 1.00

00:19:31.000 It's creative.

00:19:33.000 But it's a puppet?

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:36.000 What did I do?

00:19:37.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden also confused Putin with President Trump.

00:19:42.000 I caught part of President Putin's press conference and he talked about the need for us to be able to have some kind of modus operandi where he dealt with making sure the Arctic was in fact A free zone.

00:19:59.000 I mean it makes sense because he checks under his bed for both.

00:20:03.000 He's so boring they put him on C-SPAN 3.

00:20:06.000 I didn't even know there was a C-SPAN.

00:20:10.000 What's C-SPAN 2?

00:20:11.000 Buffalo Wild Wings Cornhole Championship.

00:20:17.000 It's the Red Bull BMX off a cliff event.

00:20:20.000 I love how Joe Biden thinks that whatever Putin says is gospel.

00:20:26.000 Like, do you not understand?

00:20:27.000 He's like, yeah, it's gonna totally be a free zone.

00:20:28.000 They got a lot of warships up there and they're taking our land.

00:20:31.000 But don't worry, he promised, there's gonna be a free zone!

00:20:36.000 By the way, we gotta talk about what you did to a masseuse earlier. 0.99

00:20:39.000 Yeah, well, we actually shouldn't because we're well within YouTube.

00:20:42.000 But he also, this is something that's really important here.

00:20:45.000 This is, again, a complete lack of accountability that former Vice President Joe Biden... He lives in a bubble where he is hermetically sealed from any sort of criticism or accountability.

00:20:56.000 It's not that he says this.

00:20:57.000 It's not that he openly spouts a lie.

00:20:59.000 Sort of like, I view this as a quintessential example because Barack Obama went out and cited the women make 77 cents on the dollar, complete lie, feminism. 0.65

00:21:10.000 It's a myth.

00:21:11.000 It's dishonest.

00:21:11.000 And any economist worth their salt will tell you it's completely untrue.

00:21:15.000 Right.

00:21:15.000 Because if it were true, I would hire only women.

00:21:17.000 So would a lot of companies. 0.97

00:21:19.000 I get to pay less and more boobs. 0.78

00:21:22.000 It's two wins.

00:21:23.000 But it doesn't work that way.

00:21:24.000 And you go, wait, hold on a second.

00:21:25.000 Does Barack Obama not have Google?

00:21:28.000 Or does he know that it's a lie?

00:21:30.000 Right.

00:21:31.000 And I think now they're just so complacent, they are so comfortable with the media carrying their water, that Joe Biden doesn't realize that even the media is going to have to backtrack now and address the lie that he spouts on January 6th and saying that the rioters killed an officer, which we know is not true.

00:21:48.000 When President Putin was questioned today about human rights, he said the reason why he's cracking down on opposition leaders is because he doesn't want something like January 6th to happen in Russia.

00:21:58.000 And he also said he doesn't want to see groups formed like Black Lives Matter.

00:22:01.000 What's your response to that, please? 0.86

00:22:04.000 My response is kind of what I communicated, but I think that's a, uh, that's a ridiculous comparison.

00:22:12.000 It's one thing for literally criminals to break through cordon, go into the Capitol, kill a police officer, be held unaccountable.

00:22:23.000 And it is for people objecting and marching on the Capitol when saying, you are not allowing me to speak freely.

00:22:30.000 You are not allowing me to do A, B, C, or D. And so they're very different criteria.

00:22:36.000 Okay, this is something, if you, if people were to want, if the left were to want a civil war, which God forbid ever happens in this country, this is how you do it.

00:22:48.000 This is how you do it. What you do is tell Americans that what they are seeing, what they

00:22:53.000 are experiencing, at least $2 billion in damages. It's been a year since they've upped the number,

00:22:58.000 since they've upped it. Probably $4 billion when we're talking about the Black Lives Matter riots.

00:23:02.000 Cities burning, dozens of deaths, hundreds of officer casualties, city halls, Walgreens,

00:23:10.000 police precincts being burned, right in front of their eyes, people being shot in autonomous zones

00:23:16.000 that were erected in a complete state of lawlessness, and you say all they were doing

00:23:21.000 was saying that they weren't allowed to speak, as opposed to January 6th, and then you lie and say

00:23:25.000 where someone killed an officer. If you want...

00:23:28.000 This is sort of exactly if you look at the playbook of people who want to create civil unrest, division within their country.

00:23:34.000 They used to accuse Donald Trump of this.

00:23:36.000 What you do is tell people that exactly what they're seeing and experiencing isn't so.

00:23:42.000 That's how civil wars start. 0.93

00:23:44.000 Yeah, well and you're empowering a foreign dictator by saying there's a January 6th riot that happens and 800 people, I think max is what they're saying, got out of control out of 200,000.

00:23:54.000 400 is what I'm hearing.

00:23:56.000 Yeah, 400 are getting arrested.

00:23:57.000 I think there's more coming from the FBI.

00:23:59.000 But now, Vladimir Putin just said, I watched CNN today.

00:24:04.000 They said there was an insurrection.

00:24:06.000 I don't want that here and so that's why I have a guy in prison and that's why I'm just... Is that not the story?

00:24:11.000 That's the story of the entire conference for me. 0.92

00:24:14.000 He's justifying it because you guys are overplaying your hand and saying, oh it was an insurrection, but burning down the damn courthouse in Seattle over and over and over again isn't. 0.97

00:24:22.000 How is that possible? 0.65

00:24:24.000 Well the tactic is actually manipulation and abuse by making people think that what they see isn't actually there and what they remember isn't true.

00:24:32.000 It's unbelievable.

00:24:33.000 I can't believe no one is covering that part of the story saying, oh my gosh, they just used this again.

00:24:38.000 Maybe we should walk it back a little bit.

00:24:39.000 They tried to ask Putin tough questions and basically it was, so, former Vice President Joe Biden, you did good.

00:24:49.000 Journalism.

00:24:50.000 If he would have stolen the last election, wouldn't he have done it this time?

00:24:57.000 Of course we are not implying that any elections have ever been stolen.

00:25:00.000 No, never!

00:25:01.000 Any sort of voter fraud whatsoever.

00:25:03.000 Amy Klobuchar was wrong.

00:25:04.000 Jimmy Carter was wrong.

00:25:05.000 Can we say Russian elections?

00:25:07.000 I'm trying to think.

00:25:08.000 Elizabeth Warren was wrong.

00:25:10.000 Bernie Sanders was wrong.

00:25:12.000 There has never been an example of it.

00:25:14.000 I just want to be crystal clear.

00:25:15.000 That was just a joke from Medusa. 0.97

00:25:18.000 Yes.

00:25:19.000 Can we say that the Russian election was, is there, can we say anything about that?

00:25:23.000 I don't know, it depends on how many YouTube users there are in Russia that day.

00:25:29.000 So here's the next quote, where I thought, because we didn't watch all of this live, I thought this was a fake headline.

00:25:37.000 I thought it was like the Babylon Bee.

00:25:39.000 You know, my antennae always go up.

00:25:40.000 I mostly read liberal sources because I want to be informed as to what the other side is saying. 0.99

00:25:45.000 So when I read something that seems so mind-numbingly stupid, I say, well, no sitting member of office of our higher halls. 0.99

00:25:55.000 would say something like that. 0.99

00:25:56.000 No, he actually did.

00:25:59.000 He actually laid out critical parts of infrastructure that were off-limits.

00:26:03.000 I think he gave a number later on, I think he said like 16?

00:26:06.000 16.

00:26:06.000 16 items.

00:26:06.000 I told Putin that these 16 items are off-limits!

00:26:10.000 Made a list!

00:26:11.000 No, no president would make a list of 16 implying that Everything other than the 16 is not off-limits.

00:26:19.000 A sitting president wouldn't do that, right?

00:26:21.000 Well, sitting, you know, former vice president. 0.98

00:26:24.000 Believe your lying eyes and ears.

00:26:26.000 I talked about the proposition that certain critical infrastructures should be off-limits to attack, period.

00:26:32.000 My sovereign enemies, I gave them a list.

00:26:35.000 If I'm not mistaken, I don't have it in front of me, 16 specific entities.

00:26:41.000 And I feel like Putin's sitting over there like this, he's like, We'll take some notes here.

00:26:48.000 Okay, so, uh, Bob Evans between four and six.

00:26:53.000 Got it!

00:26:53.000 Alright!

00:26:55.000 We're clear then.

00:26:56.000 He puts on his anonymous mask.

00:26:57.000 What a day!

00:27:01.000 Remember, remember!

00:27:03.000 I would never want you to actually bomb this infrastructure.

00:27:07.000 I mean, here's the thing, and I understand the left is trying to carry his word, saying, well, no, he was trying to say with those, those are red lines.

00:27:12.000 Okay, here's my question.

00:27:13.000 Does that mean if you screw with these 16 pieces of infrastructure that are critical, that we go to war?

00:27:19.000 Is that what he's saying?

00:27:20.000 Because that's not a red line that Joe Biden will enforce.

00:27:23.000 And is he saying, so outside of these 16, you know, they're off limits, but it's not an immediate call to war.

00:27:30.000 Any way you slice it, it's a really bad thing to do.

00:27:34.000 Right, exactly.

00:27:34.000 And by the way, if you aren't prepared to have some kind of massive force back this up, and you say, okay, look, 16 things, fine.

00:27:42.000 If you go after any of this stuff, this is going to happen, don't pull what Obama did with Syria.

00:27:47.000 Don't go and say, this is the red line, and then back off, because Putin will never respect you.

00:27:51.000 He doesn't in the first place anyway.

00:27:52.000 No, you meant Libya.

00:27:53.000 Ah, no.

00:27:54.000 That's right.

00:27:56.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden confused Syria with Libya.

00:27:59.000 Lybia! 0.99

00:27:59.000 Three times. 0.99

00:28:00.000 Whoops.

00:28:01.000 Three times.

00:28:02.000 Once with Libya. 0.92

00:28:03.000 Yes.

00:28:04.000 I got it on the brain.

00:28:07.000 Victoria's Secret.

00:28:07.000 It doesn't work.

00:28:09.000 Snake Island, Lesbian Island, there's all kinds of islands. 1.00

00:28:11.000 So confusing.

00:28:12.000 Again, comparing it to Donald Trump.

00:28:14.000 Pablo Island?

00:28:15.000 Can anyone say that Donald Trump did anything other than either keep his cards close to his chest or just lie to throw you off?

00:28:22.000 He played Putin.

00:28:23.000 That's what he would do.

00:28:24.000 Putin, like, would you want a glass of water?

00:28:26.000 No, I've actually, I was born with a genetic anomaly.

00:28:29.000 I don't even need water.

00:28:31.000 Always hydrated.

00:28:32.000 Barely need sleep.

00:28:33.000 Yeah, it's weird.

00:28:39.000 16!

00:28:39.000 Can't do the 16!

00:28:40.000 What about the rest?

00:28:41.000 Can you imagine what 17 was?

00:28:42.000 What? I miss Trump. Can you imagine like what 17 was? It was like, ah, geez. It was AOC's

00:28:47.000 building across from number 16. Oh, okay. Gotcha. Yeah. Oh my god, that's 16 and I was 17 and I have PTSD.

00:28:56.000 I almost died.

00:28:57.000 I was in Vermont during 9-11.

00:28:59.000 17 was Ben and Jerry's.

00:29:01.000 I was that close to being there, okay.

00:29:03.000 Snow, snow, snow.

00:29:05.000 I want to wash my hands, my hair, and face with, oh my god.

00:29:09.000 Ben and Jerry's.

00:29:11.000 They've jumped on the bandwagon.

00:29:12.000 Yeah, they have.

00:29:13.000 It's always nice to find a short and curly in your pint.

00:29:16.000 My favorite flavor is Rooty Tooty Justified Shooty.

00:29:22.000 No, unjustified.

00:29:23.000 Oh, unjustified.

00:29:25.000 You're right.

00:29:25.000 I forget.

00:29:26.000 It's still tasty.

00:29:27.000 Yeah, it still is.

00:29:28.000 I like commie tears.

00:29:32.000 Oh, that was... Now here's what's also really pretty funny.

00:29:37.000 Joe Biden gets really upset about something that should be a compliment in this next clip.

00:29:42.000 So the person is trying to give him the benefit of the doubt, going like, yeah, so you're... and he's like, ah, I didn't say that!

00:29:49.000 I didn't say I was confident!

00:29:50.000 What?

00:29:51.000 Ah!

00:29:51.000 So this is where someone asks him about his confidence and he just says, no, I never said I was confident.

00:29:57.000 I suck! 1.00

00:29:58.000 Here you go. 1.00

00:29:59.000 Why are you so confident he'll change his behavior, Mr. President?

00:30:02.000 I'm not confident he'll change his behavior.

00:30:05.000 I'm never confident!

00:30:06.000 When did I say I was confident?

00:30:07.000 You said in the next six months.

00:30:09.000 That's so indignant about it.

00:30:11.000 Let's get it straight.

00:30:12.000 I said what will change their behavior is if the rest of the world reacts to them and it diminishes their standing in the world.

00:30:20.000 I'm not confident of anything.

00:30:23.000 We're aware!

00:30:25.000 Don't insinuate capability!

00:30:28.000 Every response he has reminds me of that, like, a diabetes commercial where it's like, if I don't check my insulin, I get real short with my family.

00:30:36.000 He just gets mad.

00:30:38.000 You need a Snickers. 1.00

00:30:39.000 If you're not yourself and then he needs a Snickers, he's just as dumb. 1.00

00:30:43.000 Or someone accidentally hands him a Mars bar and he becomes more retarded. 0.99

00:30:46.000 It's like the last scene in Big in his suit.

00:30:52.000 It's like, oh yeah, let me guess, Baby Ruth?

00:30:57.000 Someone get the EpiPen.

00:30:58.000 Oh, that's right, the price went up when I came in.

00:31:00.000 Somebody asked me a question and I got irate.

00:31:03.000 They said a good thing, I know!

00:31:05.000 They didn't tell us to be a part of the job.

00:31:07.000 So you let me know, again, you can comment.

00:31:08.000 What did you honestly, objectively, we got flack for being objective about President Trump with Ben.

00:31:14.000 And I said, I don't like Putin.

00:31:15.000 I don't like that he's even seeming complimentary.

00:31:17.000 But if you look, he was harder on Putin.

00:31:19.000 We got upset with him and Kim Jong-un until he walked away with nothing. 0.95

00:31:23.000 And people are giving us flack.

00:31:24.000 And you know what?

00:31:24.000 I will say the end net result ended up being better.

00:31:29.000 What do you see?

00:31:29.000 What do you see down the road here?

00:31:31.000 Let us know.

00:31:32.000 And of course, this has been This Week in Biden. 0.55

00:31:35.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:31:40.000 What's going on here on CNN? 0.63

00:31:41.000 Tubin is on CNN?

00:31:43.000 Oh my gosh!

00:31:47.000 His shoulders are so tense.

00:31:48.000 Looks like he hasn't relaxed in a while.

00:31:50.000 No, he certainly isn't.

00:31:51.000 Hear how high his voice is?

00:31:56.000 Supreme Court leaves Obamacare yesterday.

00:31:58.000 Is that not Toobin?

00:31:58.000 That's not Toobin.

00:32:00.000 I thought it was Toobin.

00:32:01.000 Toobin was on like a second ago.

00:32:06.000 That looks like a larger version.

00:32:07.000 It does look like it.

00:32:08.000 Can someone bring up a picture of Toobin?

00:32:09.000 They had Toobin up in this corner and then that guy ripped one. 0.81

00:32:12.000 Well that's weird.

00:32:12.000 Can someone bring up a picture of Toobin so we can put it side by side with this guy because I'm not convinced that that's just not Toobin stung by a bee.

00:32:19.000 This is like somebody that ate Toobin.

00:32:23.000 Maybe Toobin's allergic to a new kind of KY he bought.

00:32:28.000 Guys, I'm off camera, right?

00:32:29.000 Right?

00:32:29.000 No?

00:32:30.000 I told you, Geoff.

00:32:33.000 Organic doesn't mean it's hypoallergenic.

00:32:35.000 Water-based.

00:32:36.000 Water-based.

00:32:39.000 I thought we were at a commercial.

00:32:41.000 Alright, well while you guys are finding the Toobin picture, this actually... There he is!

00:32:45.000 Come on, that's just Fat Toobin! 0.96

00:32:47.000 That's just Fat Toobin! 0.82

00:32:49.000 They'll probably put those two in the same frame again.

00:32:51.000 If they do it, look.

00:32:53.000 Get my attention, I will drop everything.

00:32:55.000 I feel like I spot the difference.

00:32:57.000 His name is Jeffrey Tooba.

00:33:02.000 I just, it seems like if they were twins, he was the twin who kind of shoved him out.

00:33:05.000 Yeah.

00:33:06.000 Yeah.

00:33:07.000 That's true.

00:33:07.000 He's just the two who got more of the placenta.

00:33:09.000 I don't like ya! 0.57

00:33:11.000 I can't, that's not tubing?

00:33:13.000 Oh my gosh.

00:33:13.000 I thought, right when you went to it, I thought it was tubing.

00:33:16.000 Watch, people will say, oh look, fake news.

00:33:18.000 No, look, I apologize.

00:33:19.000 I got that wrong.

00:33:21.000 I got it wrong.

00:33:22.000 And they're talking legal issues, so it makes sense.

00:33:24.000 That's what he comes on to talk about.

00:33:25.000 Look, I just think all white people look alike, and that's my fault. 1.00

00:33:28.000 Come on, let's not act like every other CNN anchor's weight doesn't yo-yo.

00:33:34.000 It's not like it'd be unfathomable.

00:33:39.000 No.

00:33:40.000 No.

00:33:40.000 I think our statue is... Finally, by the way, while we're talking about Joanne, this hasn't been covered anywhere.

00:33:44.000 You know, he didn't do very well yesterday.

00:33:46.000 And this is after, keep in context, he cleared the day Tuesday.

00:33:49.000 Basically did nothing to rest up because he had a really bad day Monday.

00:33:55.000 So Monday bad, Tuesday oof, recoup, Wednesday oof, and I thought Monday was bad.

00:34:00.000 And no one else has been covering this, but we found out that... Remember the pregnant person's pause? 0.82

00:34:07.000 Yeah.

00:34:08.000 That happened.

00:34:08.000 That was really long.

00:34:09.000 Well, we know why.

00:34:10.000 There was someone in his earpiece.

00:34:12.000 Thank you.

00:34:14.000 In a weekend interview, Vladimir Putin laughed at the suggestion that you had called him a killer.

00:34:20.000 Is that still your belief, sir, that he is a killer?

00:34:23.000 What do you say to Vladimir Putin?

00:34:28.000 To answer the first question?

00:34:31.000 I'm laughing too.

00:34:32.000 I guess. Oh! I'm in control room. Well look, I mean he has made clear that uh... That's right, I'm putting in your ear.

00:34:40.000 Are you scared? You sh** your pants yet? He did it! He really did it! Shameful. Man. 0.99

00:34:50.000 I just don't like that he gets one over on our sitting former vice president.

00:34:53.000 I wonder if he knows his earpiece is that loud.

00:34:56.000 I don't know.

00:34:58.000 I'm surprised it doesn't have a two-foot dial pad.

00:35:02.000 It's a rotary.

00:35:06.000 Did it in a full oh by the way hey if you're out there hit the notification bell because subscriptions don't mean a

00:35:11.000 whole lot Right now and they don't really work, and we're a live show

00:35:14.000 Monday through Thursday Just at 10 a.m.. Eastern hey can we tell them to smash that

00:35:17.000 like button? Oh?

00:35:18.000 Like button man speaking to mash no moving Tourette's intern

00:35:28.000 With it watching you man Okay.

00:35:32.000 This is something that a lot of people are not covering, and I want to know if you guys have actually... So you remember that there was a press conference for people?

00:35:39.000 This happened while we were live on air, and sometimes, you know, things sort of happen on air. 0.54

00:35:42.000 Keep in mind, I'm looking at a small monitor, so I didn't realize how impactful it was, and just the level of the bullshit that was being peddled, until I had some quiet time, had a nice cigar, and then went to whitehouse.gov, and I pulled a Biden. 0.93

00:35:58.000 Really? 0.99

00:35:58.000 Yeah, I shit my pants. 0.99

00:36:01.000 Because it is terrifying. 1.00

00:36:02.000 Like I watched a gay TikTok clown. 1.00

00:36:05.000 Who for some reason has a very elegant home. 0.99

00:36:09.000 Yes.

00:36:10.000 Very nice.

00:36:11.000 That's got to be inherited money.

00:36:12.000 Good for him.

00:36:13.000 All that money can't be made accepting applications.

00:36:19.000 Really depends. 0.99

00:36:20.000 What a horrible person.

00:36:21.000 I know, I can imagine. 1.00

00:36:22.000 I'm accepting applications to be gay! 0.79

00:36:24.000 What? 0.92

00:36:25.000 You're now implying it's a choice.

00:36:26.000 I don't understand! 0.82

00:36:27.000 I also don't understand how you're born gay but you choose your gender. 1.00

00:36:33.000 Well, are you also born a clown? 1.00

00:36:34.000 Because that's what they look like. 0.98

00:36:36.000 Also, why the geisha fan?

00:36:38.000 Just pick something.

00:36:41.000 Stick with it.

00:36:41.000 It's enough consistency.

00:36:45.000 They only get away with it because if we had a Geisha fan, it'd be front page.

00:36:51.000 They got mad yesterday that I said women shouldn't comment on men's sports if they get mad about Charles Barkley, San Antonio.

00:36:58.000 That's the one thing they took from that.

00:37:01.000 It's the least serious thing I said.

00:37:03.000 I was on the Drew and Mike show.

00:37:05.000 Mike passed away a little while ago, but Drew's a huge fan of you yesterday.

00:37:09.000 Huge fan of you, great.

00:37:10.000 It's a great show if anybody listens, and he was even reading the stuff that Media Matters has written by us, and I love when somebody's reading it and it's funny in print.

00:37:20.000 It's like, this was what you went for to detract people from watching us?

00:37:23.000 It's an ad, every one of those articles is an ad.

00:37:25.000 Yeah, it's fantastic.

00:37:26.000 Send people his way, left and right.

00:37:28.000 Alright, so going back to the domestic terrorists, and by the way, do you know who the domestic terrorists are?

00:37:32.000 The number one threat.

00:37:33.000 Yeah.

00:37:33.000 Who?

00:37:36.000 Oh! 0.60

00:37:37.000 Yeah, I know you'd think, Black Lives Matter, Antifa, ISIS, Sleeper Cells, Jihadi Johns next door. 0.79

00:37:44.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:37:46.000 It's the folks with an AR and a pickup truck.

00:37:49.000 Ah, those American flags!

00:37:51.000 Yeah, here's U.S.

00:37:52.000 Attorney Merrick Garland, who I don't like, but I do appreciate the player on this one, that they put it in after this guy was denied.

00:38:00.000 Merrick Garland's like, alright, we're going to backdoor him.

00:38:02.000 Good play!

00:38:03.000 I'll allow it, but I don't like it!

00:38:05.000 He announced to the White House the new plans to focus on domestic terrorism and specifically they keep using the term and highlighting the greatest threat to American society, white supremacists.

00:38:15.000 The number of open FBI domestic terrorism investigations this year has increased significantly.

00:38:23.000 According to an unclassified summary of the March Intelligence Assessment, the two most lethal elements of the domestic violent extremist threat are racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists and militia violent extremists.

00:38:37.000 In the FBI's view, the top domestic violent extremist threat comes from racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists, specifically those who advocated for the superiority of the white race.

00:38:50.000 Okay, I'm glad the clip's over.

00:38:51.000 Look, it's Toobin on TV!

00:38:52.000 That's Toobin! 0.84

00:38:53.000 That's skinny Toobin! 1.00

00:38:54.000 See?

00:38:55.000 Wow, they really just let him right back on.

00:38:57.000 Yep.

00:38:57.000 Think about... Tell me that he did not look like the other guy, whose name I don't even know, who looked like fat Toobin!

00:39:03.000 The other guy was fatter Toobin. 0.93

00:39:05.000 It's like, I don't know which one to shoot! 0.91

00:39:07.000 I would never shoot any of them. 1.00

00:39:08.000 With a laser gun.

00:39:09.000 Just saying, if it was a sci-fi film, you know, where like metal spiders came up and some bald lady kept going, Exactly.

00:39:23.000 Minority Report is just ruined by that woman. 1.00

00:39:26.000 The Oracle?

00:39:29.000 What was the audition call?

00:39:30.000 Hey, come on in here. 0.83

00:39:31.000 Will you shave your head and can you go?

00:39:34.000 You're hired.

00:39:35.000 Wonderful.

00:39:36.000 How do you feel about sitting in a moat?

00:39:38.000 Because Tom Cruise will be next to you.

00:39:44.000 I cannot believe that they allow tubing back on. 0.99

00:39:46.000 This is a man who masturbated in front of his co-workers and he's talking to three women. 0.98

00:39:51.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:39:51.000 Let's put him on the show with chicks. 1.00

00:39:54.000 This is a good idea.

00:39:55.000 Louis C.K.

00:39:56.000 goes near a comedy club and it's the end of the world.

00:39:58.000 This guy's sitting here giving his opinion.

00:40:00.000 The truth is it's pretty much the same thing, only Louis C.K.

00:40:03.000 asked Which is weird, don't get me wrong, but he had permission.

00:40:09.000 I thought it was all about consent, man.

00:40:11.000 Even Janine Garofalo and Sarah Silverman, who are huge liberals, came and defended Louis.

00:40:17.000 They were like, he asked.

00:40:19.000 It's still weird!

00:40:20.000 I mean, I'm not saying... I don't know how I would broach the question.

00:40:23.000 I'd be like, hey, you wanna get sick?

00:40:27.000 Would you like to throw up? 0.83

00:40:28.000 Yeah, you wanna see me do something gross? 0.94

00:40:30.000 You're not using that lunch that you ate earlier.

00:40:34.000 You're fine, right?

00:40:35.000 Good.

00:40:35.000 You wanna look what's gonna resemble an old woman feeding birds?

00:40:38.000 That's from my act, sorry. 0.91

00:40:41.000 I just look disgusting when I...

00:40:42.000 Okay, so the White House, here's what's also important, the White House released talking points for the new domestic terrorism policy and I would be playing it down if I said that it's a little concerning.

00:40:53.000 Yes.

00:40:53.000 So a senior administration press call from Tuesday included a section that read, one of the things we're talking about is the need to do something in this space like the see something if you see something say something concept.

00:41:06.000 that has been promulgated previously by DHS.

00:41:09.000 Did I pronounce that correctly?

00:41:09.000 You did, yes.

00:41:10.000 DHS, yes.

00:41:11.000 I can never say Pete Daszak properly.

00:41:13.000 Daszak.

00:41:19.000 Or Star Wars.

00:41:20.000 Is he Pesacki's cousin?

00:41:22.000 This says, this involves creating contexts in which those who are family members or friends or co-workers know that there are pathways and avenues to raise concerns And seek help for those they have perceived to be radicalizing and potentially radicalizing toward violence.

00:41:36.000 Oh, sounds a little bit like communism!

00:41:39.000 Exactly.

00:41:40.000 Just a little.

00:41:40.000 Turn in your family members?

00:41:41.000 That is the most vague.

00:41:42.000 You perceive them to be radical.

00:41:45.000 Yes.

00:41:46.000 Or to be tending towards radicalism.

00:41:47.000 Now here's the thing.

00:41:48.000 If that existed in a vacuum, If that existed in a vacuum, you'd say, well, okay, they obviously mean terrorists.

00:41:53.000 They mean, you know, like the people who commit the mass... the serious majority of terrorism globally in the name of a political prescription that is Islam. 0.98

00:42:03.000 No.

00:42:03.000 Because then, when you read the entire context at WhiteHouse.gov, you see them reiterate what they really mean.

00:42:10.000 And this is one thing, too.

00:42:11.000 I think people sometimes are focusing... I don't want to say focusing on the wrong thing, but sometimes they...

00:42:18.000 In just discussing critical race theory, it makes people think that it's only a problem that occurs in schools, right?

00:42:26.000 And this is something I've been pretty familiar with, you know, critical race theory, black liberation theology, and even the differences therein.

00:42:30.000 It's basically just cultural Marxism.

00:42:32.000 Because Andrew Breitbart, while he was alive, and I, you know, used to contribute at Big Hollywood, he brought up the video of Barack Obama's professor, Derrick Bell.

00:42:40.000 And talked about critical race theory.

00:42:41.000 This is something that's been going on for a long time.

00:42:43.000 Now, I need you to sort of take that lens, pull it out a little bit.

00:42:47.000 Critical race theory starts with something racist.

00:42:51.000 Equity.

00:42:52.000 The goal is not equality.

00:42:53.000 The goal is equity.

00:42:55.000 If someone tells you that we must ensure equity, that person is a racist.

00:43:00.000 And I'll explain what I mean as I read down.

00:43:02.000 It's not hyperbole.

00:43:03.000 So, the White House, their fact sheet now that they have at WhiteHouse.gov, it says, it found that, meaning this report, the most lethal element of today's domestic terrorism threat are racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists who advocate for the superiority of the white race.

00:43:20.000 Okay, hold on a second.

00:43:22.000 Again, we just talked about Black Lives Matter, right?

00:43:24.000 We just talked about these protests.

00:43:25.000 We talked about Antifa.

00:43:26.000 We talked about billions of dollars in damages.

00:43:27.000 Okay, dozens of deaths.

00:43:28.000 I know I'm repeating myself ad nauseum, but just so I drive that point home, now let's take the worst example they have.

00:43:36.000 That you have.

00:43:37.000 The Capitol, what you guys call the insurrection.

00:43:39.000 Yeah.

00:43:41.000 Any evidence that that was inspired by white supremacy?

00:43:46.000 White supremacists generally don't want to, as you described it, hang Mike Pence. 0.94

00:43:51.000 The man is as white as you can possibly... G.I. 0.96

00:43:54.000 Joe thinks it's extreme.

00:43:55.000 Right.

00:43:56.000 Nancy Pelosi, also white.

00:43:57.000 They didn't like her either.

00:43:58.000 So in other words, what examples can you point to that even is comparable, that it is the single greatest threat?

00:44:07.000 Anything?

00:44:09.000 I can't believe that they're actually, with a straight face, making the argument that we need to... WhiteHouse.gov could be a game-changer.

00:44:15.000 Exactly, it's true.

00:44:16.000 We need to discount the entire year that we just had.

00:44:19.000 In fact, it's a year that Vladimir Putin just said, we don't want Black Lives Matter forming here.

00:44:25.000 Well, what is he talking about?

00:44:26.000 Because apparently that was just the summer of love.

00:44:28.000 If Vladimir Putin can see the coverage and go, wow, that's terrible, we don't want something like that in Russia, shouldn't that tell you that maybe you've missed it?

00:44:36.000 You know who didn't think it was Summer of Love?

00:44:37.000 Was it Seattle police chief or Portland police chief, the black lady? 0.98

00:44:41.000 I'm horrible with names. 0.92

00:44:42.000 I think it was whoever Chas was.

00:44:45.000 Anyone who's heard of Woodstock?

00:44:47.000 We all remember Jim Croce stomping a store owner to death.

00:44:52.000 It's just, it's unreal.

00:44:53.000 And all the Antifa stuff, and even if you just isolate it to Portland.

00:44:57.000 Just the stuff they've done in Portland alone.

00:44:58.000 That's a terrorist act I will never understand.

00:45:00.000 You took over six city blocks of a major city.

00:45:03.000 You handed out AR-15s illegally to minors.

00:45:06.000 It's really hard to get me on board with hating an AR-15 story.

00:45:10.000 Congratulations!

00:45:11.000 You've committed a miracle!

00:45:14.000 Next, the Olive Garden never-ending pasta bowl.

00:45:16.000 I don't know how they do it.

00:45:19.000 You asked a really good question.

00:45:20.000 How in the world do you think these people were white supremacists?

00:45:23.000 You know why? 0.55

00:45:23.000 Because they were Trump supporters. 0.55

00:45:24.000 That's the narrative.

00:45:25.000 If you support Trump, you are there for a reason.

00:45:29.000 And they shot people.

00:45:31.000 And didn't allow medics to come in and treat the people who were shot!

00:45:35.000 And they pissed about it.

00:45:36.000 And didn't the guy who was running the whole thing have like a grant from the government?

00:45:39.000 He did!

00:45:40.000 For his studio.

00:45:41.000 He did.

00:45:42.000 We're still banned from Airbnb.

00:45:43.000 This is also on WhiteHouse.gov, their fact sheet.

00:45:46.000 D.O.D.

00:45:46.000 D.O.G.A.

00:45:47.000 D.O.D.

00:45:48.000 D.O.J.

00:45:49.000 Well, this thing should be D.O.A.

00:45:53.000 D.O.D.

00:45:54.000 D.O.J.

00:45:55.000 D.O.C.

00:45:56.000 Department of Correction.

00:45:58.000 And DHS are similarly pursuing efforts to ensure domestic terrorists are not employed. 0.97

00:46:04.000 So now we've said greatest threat, white supremacists.

00:46:06.000 How many times have they said on CNN, the white supremacist faction of the Republican Party, the Trump faction, one and the same.

00:46:15.000 They're going to make sure you're not employed.

00:46:17.000 So a MAGA hat might lead to you, think of the Black Mirror episode, which actually happens in China, by the way, who we're not paying attention to for some reason, a social credit score. 0.92

00:46:27.000 That person's a white supremacist. 0.64

00:46:27.000 No, no, no. 0.64

00:46:29.000 And we all see now that you have, what?

00:46:31.000 You have people from the Capitol, January 6th, from the events that happened in the Capitol, who have, this is a fact, no more charges than trespassing, and they've been held indefinitely.

00:46:40.000 You don't think they'd be willing to lock you up for a Twitter post?

00:46:43.000 Or, at the very least, make sure you can't make a living?

00:46:46.000 You want to act like this doesn't happen right now?

00:46:48.000 This is basically legalization.

00:46:51.000 It's a legal recognition, a legal method, a mechanism to Here's how this phone call would go.

00:47:04.000 Hi, I'm Gerald's brother.

00:47:05.000 He supports Donald Trump because he voted for him.

00:47:07.000 He's a Republican.

00:47:08.000 He went to a Trump rally and he actually has a sticker on his car that says support the police.

00:47:13.000 I think you should come get him.

00:47:14.000 All of that would be enough to consider me potentially a radical. 0.99

00:47:19.000 This is just the dumbest thing imaginable. 1.00

00:47:22.000 It's scary. 1.00

00:47:22.000 is gonna be like two. I'm kidding. You and Nick DePaolo's Uber. Oh, it's gonna be fun. 1.00

00:47:30.000 This is just the dumbest thing imaginable. It's scary. It really is scary because it 0.99

00:47:34.000 makes no sense. Well, it makes perfect sense when you understand.

00:47:37.000 Look, it makes perfect sense when you have to take into account.

00:47:40.000 Now, I never want to be in the business of attributing motives.

00:47:42.000 In this case, go to whitehouse.gov, go to the link in the description.

00:47:45.000 If you're on YouTube right now, we provide all of our references, or as young kids say, sources.

00:47:49.000 We used to say references back in the days of bibliographies.

00:47:51.000 Read the whole thing.

00:47:53.000 I'm not attributing motive here.

00:47:55.000 They're very clear about it.

00:47:57.000 Okay, they're very clear about what this is, and let me read the rest to you so you understand the totality, because there's also an association with a foreign entity here, which is a problem when you understand what they're about.

00:48:07.000 Again, keep in mind, the United States is the only place with the First Amendment, and there's no way to just do away with that.

00:48:12.000 Right.

00:48:13.000 But there are ways to chip at it.

00:48:14.000 Yep.

00:48:15.000 So, the United States also joined the Christchurch call to action to eliminate terrorist and violent extremist content online in international partnership between governments and technology companies.

00:48:27.000 Now, if that doesn't scare you yet, let me show you Merrick Garland talking about Christchurch in his speech, and then explain to you what they are about in dictating American policy.

00:48:38.000 The technology sector is particularly important to countering terrorist abuse of internet-based communication platforms to recruit, incite, plot attacks, and foment hatred.

00:48:51.000 Along with more than 50 other countries, the United States has joined the Christchurch

00:48:56.000 call to action to collaborate with each other and relevant stakeholders, including tech

00:49:03.000 companies, NGOs, and academics to tackle the online aspects of this threat.

00:49:09.000 Alright, and you want to know why I'm really pissed off with Republicans and you want to

00:49:12.000 The most disappointing thing that ever happened with President Donald Trump is they didn't do anything about the big tech censorship and really a tripopoly.

00:49:21.000 They didn't do it.

00:49:21.000 They had the time.

00:49:22.000 They held hearings.

00:49:23.000 They didn't do anything.

00:49:24.000 Now we're hoping for states like Florida and Texas and other states to hopefully follow suit because now you see the other guys are in charge.

00:49:32.000 And they're coming for all of it.

00:49:34.000 You heard him say that, tech companies, and let me read you about the Christchurch call.

00:49:39.000 This is from their website.

00:49:46.000 Counter the drivers of terrorism and violent extremism by strengthening the resilience and inclusiveness of our societies to enable them to resist terrorist and violent extremist ideologies.

00:49:59.000 What's the greatest among those right now?

00:50:01.000 White supremacy.

00:50:02.000 Who's a white supremacist? 0.95

00:50:03.000 Anyone who votes for Donald Trump. 0.99

00:50:05.000 Including the black ones. 0.97

00:50:06.000 I'm looking at you, Candace.

00:50:09.000 Including through education, building media literacy to help counter distorted terrorist and violent extremist narratives and fight against inequality.

00:50:18.000 So that seems vague enough.

00:50:19.000 Very vague.

00:50:20.000 Until you go down and you see, oh, hold on a second, now they're carving it in.

00:50:25.000 Accelerate research into and development of technical solutions to prevent the upload of and to detect and immediately remove terrorist and violent extremist content.

00:50:37.000 Now let's be clear, what's that?

00:50:38.000 Is that defined as Black Lives Matter?

00:50:40.000 Is that defined as burn a cop car?

00:50:43.000 Is that defined as looting only $949 from Walgreens?

00:50:48.000 Is that defined as shooting David Dorn?

00:50:52.000 No, no, of course not.

00:50:53.000 Listen to the New Zealand Prime Minister, Jacinda, I don't know how they say it.

00:50:58.000 Peter Jackson.

00:51:00.000 Explaining the Christchurch call back in 2019.

00:51:03.000 Then we'll come back to the States.

00:51:05.000 I'm on my way to a gathering of world leaders and tech companies and civil society in Paris to promote something called the Christchurch.

00:51:16.000 What happened in Christchurch was unique in one particular way.

00:51:21.000 This was a terrorist act that was designed to go viral.

00:51:26.000 And we're left, therefore, with, I think, a sense of responsibility, a duty of care, to try and yes, prevent terrorist attacks like this ever happening on our soil again, but to also try and prevent that sharing of terrorist content, of extreme violent content online.

00:51:46.000 So that's what the Christchurch Call is all about.

00:51:49.000 Now we as a government, we could have simply sat back and within New Zealand, formulated our own regulatory response.

00:51:56.000 But social media companies, these platforms, they're global.

00:52:01.000 And so the response needs to be global.

00:52:03.000 And that is what is so terrifying.

00:52:04.000 They're global, and guess what?

00:52:06.000 They're beholden to other global entities, be them governments or be them partnerships, like the Christ Church Call to Action Conference, whatever the thing is called, if I get it right, where none of them have the First Amendment.

00:52:19.000 None of them have the First Amendment.

00:52:21.000 I come from Canada.

00:52:22.000 We actually were about to have a pastor on who's currently in jail for hosting an outdoor service after Yeah.

00:52:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:28.000 And she hates tourists for some reason.

00:52:29.000 Yeah, apparently.

00:52:30.000 Tourists.

00:52:30.000 You still couldn't have a service outside.

00:52:32.000 People want to... and you'll get people in New Zealand, in Australia, by the way,

00:52:35.000 who are still funnier than Nanette, who then say...

00:52:38.000 Oh yeah, and she hates tourists for some reason. 1.00

00:52:41.000 Apparently. 0.77

00:52:42.000 Tourists.

00:52:43.000 Who then say that, well, I don't feel like my rights are infringed.

00:52:45.000 You hear that in Canada.

00:52:46.000 You never do until you need them.

00:52:48.000 Exactly.

00:52:49.000 You never feel like your rights are infringed until you try to worship, 0.99

00:52:52.000 until you try to say something that's unpopular.

00:52:55.000 The First Amendment doesn't exist for the speech that we all agree is permissible.

00:53:00.000 It exists specifically for offensive speech.

00:53:04.000 And let me be really clear here.

00:53:06.000 People say, well, how do you set up boundaries?

00:53:09.000 That's the big psychological term nowadays.

00:53:12.000 The law.

00:53:13.000 Call to actual actions of violence are illegal.

00:53:17.000 Threats of violence are illegal.

00:53:20.000 We already have those laws.

00:53:22.000 There is no reason to expand it unless the goal is to control speech.

00:53:25.000 Which, by the way, right after adopting the Christchurch call, New Zealand banned the website 8chan.

00:53:32.000 Sorry, the service provider.

00:53:33.000 Yeah, the service provider for it.

00:53:35.000 Well, they also, if you read that document really early on, they acknowledge that this is going to look like a grab at freedom of expression and freedom of speech around the world.

00:53:43.000 And they're like, no, no, no, this is totally not.

00:53:45.000 We understand that you have to be able to do that.

00:53:47.000 And then they define this hate speech thing, right?

00:53:50.000 This has no definition.

00:53:52.000 They define it so loosely.

00:53:54.000 It is whatever they say it is.

00:53:55.000 And by the way, I'm not going to go into any details on this, so this is not dangerous territory.

00:54:00.000 Just do a Google search on New Zealand COVID lockdowns.

00:54:03.000 Just look at what New Zealand has done in this last year and a half, and then tell me you want them leading the world's response to anything.

00:54:11.000 Well, what do you mean?

00:54:12.000 People have to do their own work, don't you, Zuko?

00:54:14.000 That's because we can't say it.

00:54:14.000 Huh?

00:54:15.000 Isn't that your job here?

00:54:16.000 Making them go somewhere else, do their own work?

00:54:18.000 All right, maybe... What they do there in New Zealand, huh?

00:54:21.000 Shape.

00:54:23.000 Listen, it's tradition.

00:54:25.000 Don't knock it till you've tried it.

00:54:26.000 I said, I didn't say anything about this, you just raised it.

00:54:35.000 It's self humiliation.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, that's kind of what it is.

00:54:38.000 Yeah, kind of.

00:54:39.000 It's called humour.

00:54:41.000 I don't like it!

00:54:42.000 Well then get off the stage. 0.87

00:54:43.000 Well, you're not funny.

00:54:45.000 Well, it's your opinion.

00:54:46.000 No!

00:54:47.000 It's everyone's opinion, not named the New York Times.

00:54:50.000 Right.

00:54:51.000 So this is also important to know.

00:54:52.000 Who else has signed on to this Christchurch call?

00:54:55.000 Brookings Institution.

00:54:56.000 Brookings Institution, who of course supports suppressing speech.

00:54:59.000 Let me read you from Brookings Institution.

00:55:01.000 On January 6, 2021, President Trump gave an incendiary speech to supporters, telling them to fight like hell.

00:55:06.000 So right away, they start with a lie.

00:55:07.000 They don't include the peacefully making voices heard.

00:55:10.000 And then they, what is the conclusion?

00:55:13.000 What is the call to action here from Brookings?

00:55:15.000 For now, it is vital for social media companies to be vigilant in stopping violent rhetoric and for law enforcement to anticipate and quickly suppress violence before it spreads.

00:55:28.000 That is actual minority report territory.

00:55:31.000 It is.

00:55:32.000 It is.

00:55:32.000 Anticipate.

00:55:33.000 Yes, absolutely it is.

00:55:34.000 So how do you anticipate and stop violence before it spreads?

00:55:37.000 What if somebody's out there just, you know, making a case that they like one guy over another guy in an election?

00:55:43.000 Do you need to stop that person because now every one of their supporters is racist and obviously an extremist?

00:55:50.000 Listen, this is a good question.

00:55:52.000 You have to say, okay, what is the barometer for them?

00:55:54.000 What's the limit test?

00:55:55.000 Well, they already just showed their hand in that Donald Trump saying, fight like hell.

00:55:59.000 And we showed you guys a video where pretty much every single member of Congress, the Senate has used that in some speech at some point, at least hundreds over the last decade.

00:56:09.000 And they want you to believe that that is a call to, I mean, Break through a window and not kill any officers at the Capitol?

00:56:17.000 And by the way, to go to the Alex Jones thing, this was also circulating this week.

00:56:21.000 And you guys know, I've had Alex Jones on the show.

00:56:22.000 I probably disagree with Alex Jones on more than I agree with him.

00:56:25.000 And frankly, sometimes I think that he's danced on the line.

00:56:28.000 And I've talked about that.

00:56:30.000 But because people who always say, oh, that person went over the line when they're talking about cancel culture, until eventually that line comes for them.

00:56:37.000 I've just always drawn that line.

00:56:38.000 And unless it's against the law, you have to permit it.

00:56:41.000 They tried to spread the rumor that, oh, Alex Jones was in direct communication with the White House, so they planned the Capitol insurrection.

00:56:48.000 And paid $500,000 to do it with one story, too.

00:56:52.000 Yeah, of course, because they're going to trust Alex Jones with that.

00:56:54.000 Listen, listen, Alex, Alex, can you keep your mouth shut?

00:57:02.000 No, everyone knows that about me, President Trump.

00:57:03.000 There's no possible way.

00:57:05.000 He's gonna gut the bullhorn?

00:57:06.000 Listen, if this money couldn't get any strings attached, then I need to not tell everybody that's gonna be a problem. 1.00

00:57:11.000 The frogs are gay! 1.00

00:57:12.000 White or silver. 0.99

00:57:14.000 But there's footage of Alex Jones saying, stop, stop, they want you to do this, go away from the Capitol.

00:57:19.000 He was on our show and said it was one of the worst days of his life.

00:57:22.000 Because even if you can draw an association between the White House and Alex Jones, Alex Jones was not there encouraging violence.

00:57:29.000 But the media doesn't tell that half of the story, so for sure they would put Alex Jones on a list to be unemployed, to be on a terrorist watch list.

00:57:36.000 Do we not have lawyers in the United States?

00:57:39.000 Is there not someone who's an adult that can be specific about what these things mean?

00:57:44.000 Are we just going to have laws that are so vague that they can't be enforced or they can just be abused whenever they want?

00:57:49.000 Yeah, they're taking notes from YouTube.

00:57:50.000 Could you please be specific with your feedback?

00:57:52.000 No, no, they will not be specific.

00:57:54.000 Other supporters, by the way, include the Dangerous Speech Project for the Christchurch Call and Life After Hate.

00:58:01.000 And let's go back to the WhiteHouse.gov, the coup de grâce here, which, how do you say that in Greek?

00:58:07.000 I'm sorry, I was just stuck on life after hate.

00:58:12.000 Yeah.

00:58:13.000 I didn't mean anything.

00:58:16.000 It sounds like a Hilary Duff PSA, doesn't it?

00:58:19.000 Remember when she said she did that PSA? 0.55

00:58:21.000 She's like, when you say that's gay, do you know what you say? 1.00

00:58:24.000 Yes.

00:58:24.000 Why don't you tell me?

00:58:25.000 Then she shames the girl, she's like, well what if I called that dress, skinny gross bitch. 1.00

00:58:30.000 You're like, this isn't, this is just you mocking her for something else. 0.99

00:58:33.000 Wait, what has really changed since you started lifting weights?

00:58:36.000 I know, wow.

00:58:37.000 I prefer the sister with the schnoz. 1.00

00:58:39.000 Take them feets back to Nickelodeon. 1.00

00:58:43.000 The coup de grace White House agenda, again at whitehouse.gov, it shows direct influence from Christchurch.

00:58:49.000 Look, this is what they say here, every component of the government has a role to play in rooting out racism, okay, and bigotry, now we're getting into really vague territory, and advancing equity for all Americans.

00:59:07.000 I have an honest question.

00:59:09.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 Is racism illegal?

00:59:12.000 You know, that's a good question.

00:59:13.000 I think we all agree that racism is abhorrent, but no, it's not a crime.

00:59:19.000 Like, I think it's wrong to be a bigot.

00:59:23.000 Maxine Waters would be locked up for crying out loud. 1.00

00:59:26.000 So why are there so many laws based on a thing that's not a crime?

00:59:31.000 Now, what is a crime?

00:59:32.000 That's a very good point.

00:59:33.000 You know what is a crime?

00:59:34.000 Assaulting someone because of their race.

00:59:36.000 Murdering someone. 0.98

00:59:37.000 But here's the beauty. 0.99

00:59:38.000 It doesn't need a footnote.

00:59:40.000 Hate crime is just a backdoor.

00:59:41.000 It's like, oh, murder is the crime.

00:59:43.000 That's the main one.

00:59:44.000 Do most murders happen because you love someone?

00:59:47.000 No, generally not.

00:59:48.000 I don't think you need to throw the hate in the definition.

00:59:50.000 Every now and then with a model.

00:59:53.000 Selena.

00:59:54.000 She really likes Selena. 1.00

00:59:56.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:57.000 I'm not mocking it. 1.00

00:59:59.000 She's like, I love you so much I gotta kill you. 1.00

01:00:03.000 People do that. 1.00

01:00:05.000 No one in this room.

01:00:06.000 No, but you're absolutely right.

01:00:08.000 It's not illegal.

01:00:08.000 So that's also why it's important.

01:00:09.000 They say every component of the government has a role to play in rooting out racism.

01:00:14.000 First off, it's not illegal.

01:00:16.000 It's horrible, of course.

01:00:17.000 We have an incredibly diverse group of people here.

01:00:19.000 If they were rooting out racism, we'd be skimmed over like we painted lamb's blood on the top.

01:00:24.000 We have Koreans, we have Japanese, we have black people, we have everyone.

01:00:28.000 Latinos.

01:00:29.000 It makes me uncomfortable. 0.95

01:00:30.000 Of all the countries, are you choosing the melting pot to be the racist one?

01:00:34.000 It makes no sense.

01:00:35.000 And the word equity.

01:00:37.000 Look, this is something that is for everything, for Critical Racer.

01:00:41.000 Because what is Critical Racer?

01:00:42.000 You have to look at the endgame.

01:00:43.000 It's nonsense.

01:00:45.000 The United States really only started with slavery, therefore we need to rectify that and ensure Equity.

01:00:52.000 Equity is a synonym for equal outcomes.

01:00:55.000 That's exactly what it is.

01:00:55.000 Yep.

01:00:56.000 And here's the thing.

01:00:57.000 You cannot have equality of opportunity.

01:00:59.000 It's not possible.

01:01:01.000 Equality of opportunity and equity.

01:01:03.000 It is one or the other.

01:01:05.000 Let me explain to you why.

01:01:07.000 If you say, oh, well, we need 25% of Harvard admissions to be black, you go, well, there aren't enough who have this SAT score. 0.97

01:01:16.000 And look, there's this Asian. 1.00

01:01:17.000 Nope, nope, gotta be 25%.

01:01:18.000 You are now Forbidding equality of opportunity.

01:01:23.000 When you set quotas.

01:01:24.000 When you say that there has to be a guaranteed percentage.

01:01:28.000 Look at the lawsuits with Asian Americans.

01:01:29.000 I believe it's Harvard Brown.

01:01:30.000 There are a few going on right now.

01:01:32.000 That is an example of guaranteed equity.

01:01:35.000 It is racism by definition because it excludes people based on race.

01:01:41.000 And the government is saying white supremacy is a threat and we are going to try and guarantee equity.

01:01:47.000 With every, it says, every component of the government.

01:01:51.000 You know what that means?

01:01:52.000 That doesn't just mean government agencies.

01:01:54.000 That means if you do business with the government or you supply a business that does business with the government, their hands reach all the way down at all.

01:02:01.000 Oh, you're not fighting the way we want you to fight this problem of racism in the country.

01:02:06.000 We're no longer doing business with you.

01:02:07.000 Your government contracts end this year.

01:02:09.000 Well, equality would be giving everybody the same chance, not lowering the bar.

01:02:09.000 Yeah.

01:02:15.000 Or setting different bars for different people.

01:02:18.000 That is racism!

01:02:20.000 Is every component of government going to root that out?

01:02:23.000 Thomas Sowell has a really good point on this.

01:02:24.000 He says, look, if you can't guarantee equal outcomes for siblings that are in the same house, with the same parents, with the same opportunities, how can you possibly do anything in the world when it's not nearly that comparable?

01:02:37.000 This happened, I mean, uh, well, Troy Jr.

01:02:37.000 You can't do it!

01:02:39.000 out of the statute, you went to, you went to NYU or was it Columbia?

01:02:46.000 Was it NYU or Columbia?

01:02:46.000 It's okay.

01:02:47.000 IT WAS A TICK! 0.99

01:02:48.000 SHUT UP! 1.00

01:02:50.000 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 0.99

01:02:51.000 WORSE THAN NATURE EVER!

01:02:53.000 Get back in position.

01:02:54.000 We'll chalk it up to Tourette's.

01:02:55.000 Changing of the guards.

01:02:58.000 I thought he had it.

01:02:59.000 I thought you had it.

01:03:01.000 You're close, dude.

01:03:03.000 You're close.

01:03:03.000 He didn't even hear the question.

01:03:04.000 It was just all Tourette's-y.

01:03:06.000 That's what he does.

01:03:07.000 It's an odd tick.

01:03:07.000 He goes, I know a kid that doesn't need to go to college.

01:03:12.000 It's my son.

01:03:12.000 Like I knew a kid in high school, and funny enough he was also uh...

01:03:16.000 I know a kid that doesn't need to go to college, it's my son.

01:03:19.000 I knew a kid who went to Retson High School, he was also Asian, and he convinced girls 0.99

01:03:24.000 that his thing was grabbing asses. 0.99

01:03:27.000 But it only happened when the attractive girls came by. 1.00

01:03:30.000 I used to do a thing called, uh, a guy I knew used to do a thing called reform when he was like 15, and I'd just be in the middle of a conversation, just grab a breast, and I'd be like, I have no control over this, go on. 0.98

01:03:41.000 But it was my friends, shit, they all thought it was funny. 0.98

01:03:44.000 Sensual. 1.00

01:03:44.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:03:47.000 My hand has a mind of its own.

01:03:48.000 I'm like, this isn't me.

01:03:50.000 You just have to let it do its thing.

01:03:51.000 No, that's my love hand.

01:03:52.000 Was it pre-Devon Sawa idle hands?

01:03:55.000 It's probably where I got it.

01:03:56.000 It was still fun to do.

01:03:58.000 Yeah, it's still fun.

01:03:59.000 It only works if you looked like Devon Sawa in 97, though.

01:04:02.000 That's a good thing.

01:04:03.000 Oh, this was pre.

01:04:04.000 OK, all right.

01:04:05.000 Well, then Devon Sawa, he lifted your mitt.

01:04:07.000 He stole from me.

01:04:08.000 I was doing this since 95.

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:09.000 That and a parted down the middle.

01:04:12.000 I had that, too. 1.00

01:04:13.000 A thieving son of a bitch. 1.00

01:04:14.000 Hey, by the way, if you're watching this live right now, Hit the share button, because sharing is caring. 1.00

01:04:18.000 That means you can share it on Facebook, on Twitter, and it just really- Share with pride.

01:04:22.000 It grinds the gears of people at Big Tech, because it puts it right at the top of the live feed.

01:04:28.000 Share it.

01:04:28.000 I love it.

01:04:29.000 Oh, by the way, it's time to go, actually.

01:04:30.000 I guess we, really quickly, we have to talk about one of our sponsors.

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01:05:47.000 He bought them that way.

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01:05:57.000 Is that the one you shot?

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01:05:59.000 Yeah, well you can see because one time I accidentally shot it in the side here and it still didn't go through.

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01:06:23.000 That's what I'm wearing right now, just because I didn't want to be nude today.

01:06:25.000 I said I'd better either put on nipple pasties or, is it pasties or pasties?

01:06:30.000 Oh, pasties is the northern Michigan dish that people used to use in the mine.

01:06:33.000 It's basically a Hot Pocket.

01:06:34.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:06:34.000 You don't want to put those on your nipple. 0.99

01:06:36.000 No, that's wrong. 0.99

01:06:38.000 You don't want to pull a Cuomo.

01:06:40.000 Come on.

01:06:42.000 I'm so childish.

01:06:44.000 What's he doing? A sexy dance? 0.56

01:06:46.000 I think.

01:06:48.000 Get past him.

01:06:49.000 Just deer meat rolling down?

01:06:52.000 Just stringy hot cheese.

01:06:56.000 Old venison nips.

01:07:00.000 Clamp it! 0.98

01:07:01.000 Clamp it! 0.98

01:07:02.000 Just in the mind, just like, just blow it up! 0.56

01:07:07.000 Don't wait for me! 0.99

01:07:08.000 So he's got a rolled up dollar, just like, ugh.

01:07:11.000 Right.

01:07:15.000 I guess.

01:07:16.000 Do you have change?

01:07:18.000 It is true.

01:07:18.000 For people out there, you guys, people who are from Michigan, especially northern Michigan, if you guys know, do you guys know what pasties are?

01:07:23.000 No.

01:07:23.000 It's like a, it's basically sort of like a meat pie Hot Pocket.

01:07:27.000 Yeah.

01:07:28.000 And it was what the miners used to use.

01:07:29.000 And you can just leave that there and I'll grab it a little after, I'll grab it after, you can just leave it on the floor or something.

01:07:34.000 Or if you want to bring it in, just bring it in.

01:07:35.000 Hand it over.

01:07:36.000 She's not in costume? 0.64

01:07:36.000 Thank you. 0.64

01:07:37.000 Thank you, she's out of costume. 0.99

01:07:38.000 All right.

01:07:38.000 Get out of here.

01:07:39.000 And keep your complimentary comments to yourself, YouTube comments. 1.00

01:07:41.000 Disgusting. 0.99

01:07:42.000 Even the nice comments are just gross. 1.00

01:07:42.000 Jerks. 1.00

01:07:45.000 There's a lot of lonely men out there. 0.94

01:07:47.000 But pasties, the first time you have it, it really is.

01:07:49.000 It's just you will not taste anything for a month.

01:07:51.000 Oh no, it just burns.

01:07:52.000 What's the point of this?

01:07:52.000 Wait, what?

01:07:53.000 It's basically like the miners in northern Michigan.

01:07:56.000 People out there are like, come on, you gotta tell me.

01:07:58.000 I think Jenny's is a place in northern Michigan that's like famous for pasties.

01:08:00.000 It's just they put in like rutabaga, meat, carrots.

01:08:03.000 Right in the UP.

01:08:04.000 Yeah, in the UP.

01:08:05.000 And it was what they would use when they were mining.

01:08:06.000 It was just like a pocket of food.

01:08:09.000 Like the original Hot Pocket.

01:08:11.000 And you couldn't taste for a while after?

01:08:12.000 Well, because when you first try them, it just burns.

01:08:14.000 It stays hot for so long.

01:08:15.000 Yeah, you don't realize it.

01:08:16.000 I thought it was like spice hot.

01:08:18.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:08:20.000 They wouldn't even put an onion in there.

01:08:22.000 They must have a special oven, which is why they still exist.

01:08:25.000 They're like, well, we inherited this.

01:08:27.000 It's all we can make.

01:08:28.000 But they give it to you, and it doesn't feel hot.

01:08:32.000 Boy, you take that bite, and you're just like, oh, it's going to look like I have herpes for the next bite.

01:08:32.000 Until you bite it.

01:08:37.000 My face is on fire. 0.90

01:08:38.000 I'm going to sound like the elephant.

01:08:39.000 And because I have herpes.

01:08:41.000 Yeah, you're like, oh, I've been eating all these pasties.

01:08:41.000 Well, that's true.

01:08:43.000 You want a kiss?

01:08:44.000 I am not an animal!

01:08:48.000 I just had... pasties!

01:08:51.000 They're not a good driving food, either.

01:08:52.000 I found that out.

01:08:53.000 No, they're not.

01:08:54.000 Which you would think, with the car.

01:08:56.000 The pocket is why I bought it.

01:08:58.000 And now I'm like, well, my seat's ruined.

01:08:59.000 These jeans I might as well throw away.

01:09:02.000 My car's upside down in the ditch.

01:09:03.000 Not that some of them ever work.

01:09:05.000 Oh, you beat me to it.

01:09:06.000 Very good, Gerald.

01:09:07.000 Hey, by the way... Oh, you're supposed to eat it?

01:09:12.000 All right, Jason Biggs, we get it.

01:09:15.000 This is... American Bastion.

01:09:17.000 Oh, it burns!

01:09:20.000 One time at pasty camp.

01:09:24.000 So, this is actually, we have our statue here.

01:09:28.000 Keep it.

01:09:28.000 Hold it.

01:09:29.000 Commitment.

01:09:30.000 Remember, body control.

01:09:31.000 Stay in neutral.

01:09:31.000 A lot of people don't realize this, actually.

01:09:34.000 Statues in ancient Greece, they actually had very strong views, this is not a joke, about the male's genitalia.

01:09:42.000 And culturally, this had a strong influence over society. 0.98

01:09:45.000 So here to explain it to us, actually, is Professor Penis. 0.99

01:09:52.000 Okay, well, Professor Penis, thank you for being here, sir. 0.99

01:10:00.000 Yeah, thanks for having me back.

01:10:01.000 And you're, just to be clear, you, this is, you are an actual scientist, you studied this. 0.96

01:10:06.000 Yeah, yep, I'm a scientist of penis and penis-related sciences.

01:10:11.000 Yeah, okay, so, um, yeah, no, listen, this is, um, back then there was no affirmative, he got in on his, on his merit. 0.98

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:18.000 Let me ask you, can you set this up for people who don't know, the Greek historical, actually the context of how they viewed penises, because a lot of the statues, everyone has noticed they're relatively, they're small, they're petite.

01:10:33.000 So yeah, this is actually, as you mentioned, this is one of the...

01:10:36.000 Considered one of the greatest anthropological and art history kind of anomalies.

01:10:41.000 Okay.

01:10:42.000 So the Greeks, everyone knows they were on top of the world, they view themselves very highly. 0.87

01:10:46.000 So why did they depict their genitalia as so small? 0.92

01:10:50.000 Right.

01:10:51.000 It seems contradictory.

01:10:52.000 Yeah, that's exactly what I thought.

01:10:53.000 As you can see, right?

01:10:54.000 Right, yes.

01:10:54.000 But actually, it wasn't.

01:10:56.000 No?

01:10:56.000 Okay, well thank you very much.

01:10:57.000 Okay, bring in a whiteboard here.

01:10:59.000 And you know what, actually, I'm going to aim this at you a little more because I want people to It actually was fascinating when I found out about it.

01:11:06.000 You just realize not all cultures, they really aren't the same.

01:11:09.000 No.

01:11:09.000 And not all are equal.

01:11:10.000 Very deep, yeah. 0.98

01:11:11.000 So yeah, as you can see here, the Greeks, you know, just by simple observation, they noticed the more erudite and intelligent one was, the smaller, so this actually goes up here, so it's low, high IQ, the smaller one's penis was. 0.96

01:11:29.000 So they believed that a small penis was a sign of being sort of part of the intellectual aristocratic status. 0.94

01:11:33.000 Upper-class intellectual, correct. 0.99

01:11:34.000 Yep.

01:11:34.000 And so as you got, you know, larger here, you were more, you know, barbarian-like?

01:11:39.000 That's what they believed.

01:11:40.000 I don't want to be rude, but, you know. 0.99

01:11:41.000 Actually, larger penises in ancient Greek was more representative of animalistic lust. 0.97

01:11:48.000 So it was more representative of animals. 0.95

01:11:50.000 For example, the satyr and overlay here.

01:11:52.000 Yeah, I was going to get to that statue.

01:11:54.000 Okay, yeah, he's... Okay, yeah, correct.

01:11:56.000 What he said, yep.

01:11:57.000 Right, okay.

01:11:58.000 Cool.

01:11:59.000 All right, so we have that.

01:12:00.000 So that was just simple observation, but when we revisit history and we actually combine that with... Yeah, this is the Greek history.

01:12:06.000 Yeah, so this is Greek history, just without... And our sources are available at LotOfClarity.com.

01:12:10.000 And when we re-measure this now, using modern instruments and science, we find the same thing. 0.99

01:12:17.000 The higher your IQ is, you know, in modern day, the smaller your penis is. 0.99

01:12:23.000 What's that green graph at the bottom? 0.99

01:12:25.000 Oh, this is just outline, you know, outline data.

01:12:28.000 There's like little dots in it.

01:12:28.000 That's just points that weren't graphed.

01:12:32.000 Okay.

01:12:32.000 Like data points?

01:12:33.000 Yeah, those are just data points.

01:12:35.000 I don't know that I understand the historical accuracy here.

01:12:37.000 It is true that the Greeks believed that, obviously, it was a sign of being erudite.

01:12:41.000 But I don't know that it's scientific to say now that smaller penises Well, I mean, we measured.

01:12:46.000 This is all using the scientific method.

01:12:50.000 I don't know that you did. 0.93

01:12:52.000 I don't know that there's a correlation between a smaller penis and a higher IQ.

01:12:55.000 Well, I mean, are you involved in the sciences? 0.94

01:12:59.000 I'm not involved.

01:12:59.000 I'm just wondering.

01:13:02.000 This is real measurements. 0.99

01:13:03.000 Is this why my Greek friends call me the dumb beast? 0.99

01:13:07.000 Maybe. 0.99

01:13:07.000 I'm not entirely sure. 0.99

01:13:09.000 Could be, yeah.

01:13:09.000 I don't know, I'm not sure.

01:13:10.000 I mean, we could have you in the lab if you want to come by.

01:13:13.000 You know, we're always looking to add to the studies.

01:13:15.000 Yeah, bring in him and Dennis Rodman.

01:13:17.000 Yeah, if everyone in the studio wants to come by, we can all add you. 0.99

01:13:20.000 Yeah, but I don't think so, because I think you're just going to say that everybody's dumb.

01:13:23.000 I don't know who funded the research if this is... We're always working pretty hard in there. 0.97

01:13:26.000 The Penis Institute funded the research. 0.58

01:13:28.000 Global Penis Institute. 0.97

01:13:29.000 And let me ask you this, Professor. 0.63

01:13:30.000 Were you a part of this research?

01:13:32.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

01:13:33.000 I mean, I'm a scientist, so I... Okay, so you subjected yourself to the... and what did you... what did you find?

01:13:36.000 Well, I'm, you know, a bit proud to admit that I have statistically one of the most average penises ever recorded. 0.97

01:13:43.000 Okay, all right. 0.99

01:13:43.000 Thank you, Professor Penis. 0.99

01:13:45.000 I don't think this is productive anymore. 0.78

01:13:46.000 more. Professor Penis, everybody. 0.99

01:13:59.000 I mean, like, literally, during battle and such. 0.97

01:14:03.000 Can you imagine being the Grisha and you're like, guys, we got a real problem here. 1.00

01:14:07.000 Let's make it sound good that they're all small.

01:14:10.000 How do we do that?

01:14:11.000 We're real smart, guys. 0.57

01:14:12.000 Let's tell everybody Joey's an animal.

01:14:15.000 Also, we need to come up with a reason for the long weekends.

01:14:20.000 Ah, we're at war!

01:14:22.000 I can't with you, sweetheart!

01:14:24.000 I'll lose all my powers!

01:14:27.000 What else were we supposed to do?

01:14:29.000 We were on a ship for almost two weeks! 0.97

01:14:33.000 What, am I going to go on a Labor Day weekend siege and not have sex with Kyle? 0.81

01:14:37.000 Come on, what? 0.99

01:14:39.000 It's bonding time.

01:14:40.000 You don't understand Kyle.

01:14:43.000 It's the smartest guy I know.

01:14:47.000 This is Sparta Nightclub.

01:14:51.000 Hey, where are the people who are fighting?

01:14:54.000 Oh, I guess they didn't show up.

01:14:55.000 Oh my gosh, no.

01:14:56.000 Whoa, good lucky draw.

01:14:59.000 I guess we'll do other stuff.

01:15:00.000 We've just got this romantic fireplace and all this mead.

01:15:03.000 I mean, we're here.

01:15:05.000 Not a woman for miles.

01:15:07.000 Look at all this wine.

01:15:09.000 Who wants to get loose? 0.99

01:15:12.000 Just a couple of hundred guys with some mead, a fireplace, and small penises. 0.99

01:15:17.000 What a what. 0.92

01:15:19.000 So you're saying the motor on the boat died.

01:15:21.000 We don't have motors yet.

01:15:23.000 Oh, it's even worse.

01:15:24.000 One guy's like, I brought Scrabble.

01:15:25.000 No, you didn't.

01:15:26.000 Nope, nope, didn't happen.

01:15:27.000 Buy a place in the meat.

01:15:30.000 That guy's just cutting the sails.

01:15:36.000 But what about the body oil?

01:15:38.000 Body oil necessary?

01:15:39.000 You middle knight pirates! 0.96

01:15:45.000 That's it with old Persians! 1.00

01:15:47.000 That's it with these Persians! 1.00

01:15:49.000 Talk out of me! 1.00

01:15:54.000 Speaking of gay, Victoria's Secret. 1.00

01:15:58.000 This is something we're going to go to I guess we're running pretty well, you know. 0.78

01:16:03.000 Let's have fun, who cares?

01:16:05.000 We should still do it.

01:16:06.000 You're saying still do it here on YouTube?

01:16:08.000 Yeah.

01:16:08.000 Yeah, okay, alright.

01:16:09.000 Then we'll do the other segment on Mug Club, because there's no way we could do that on YouTube.

01:16:11.000 No way, dude.

01:16:12.000 No.

01:16:13.000 Now, okay, first off, let me get a sip of water here, so you guys can hold the fort.

01:16:16.000 I'm very dry mouthed.

01:16:18.000 So we're going to talk about something not sexy now?

01:16:22.000 Okay.

01:16:24.000 So the Victorious, it's just that this is going to be very upsetting to me.

01:16:26.000 Yes.

01:16:29.000 The Victorious Secret Angels.

01:16:31.000 They're not going to be a thing anymore, and they haven't done a damn thing to anybody.

01:16:35.000 They're just beautiful angels.

01:16:38.000 They are just, yes.

01:16:42.000 Their feet hurt from falling from heaven, not diabetes, which is what they're going to replace them with at Victoria's Secret.

01:16:50.000 So they're claiming they're no longer going to have a stereotypical model look.

01:16:55.000 They're going to be real angels a lot earlier.

01:16:59.000 Because these days, it's all about inclusion.

01:17:02.000 The New York Times published an article on this change in branding, and they interviewed new Victoria's Secret angels.

01:17:09.000 So, the soccer player Megan Rapinoe is the... I didn't know who she was.

01:17:13.000 Yeah.

01:17:14.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:17:15.000 We're going to that.

01:17:15.000 Yeah, she's the soccer player that I can't play.

01:17:16.000 Going from the right to the left.

01:17:20.000 Cool.

01:17:20.000 As well as Victoria's Secret Chief Executive Martin Waters.

01:17:24.000 Okay, let me read you a few highlights, and let me explain to you Why everything that this new exec thinks is incorrect.

01:17:33.000 Okay?

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:34.000 A lot of people out there think like, oh, I just go to Victoria's Secret because it makes me feel cute.

01:17:37.000 It's only for myself.

01:17:38.000 No.

01:17:39.000 No, no, no, no.

01:17:39.000 No.

01:17:40.000 No, you're wrong.

01:17:41.000 Everything that you think about Victoria's Secret is wrong and don't take this away from me!

01:17:47.000 So Martin Waters said, we need to stop being about what men want and to be about what women want.

01:17:56.000 That's not how lingerie works for the exact same reason that my wife green lights my underwear. 1.00

01:18:00.000 She's the only one who's going to see them.

01:18:02.000 Yes.

01:18:03.000 They're not comfortable.

01:18:04.000 Lingerie is not for you.

01:18:06.000 That's the thing.

01:18:07.000 If you were left, if it was just about comfort, why would you be wearing a crocheted thong?

01:18:12.000 That can't be comfortable.

01:18:15.000 End cutting the lawn.

01:18:16.000 Do what I tell you, woman. 1.00

01:18:18.000 I need some entertainment!

01:18:19.000 We need to be about what women want. 1.00

01:18:22.000 Now, I could understand... No, I couldn't.

01:18:25.000 But I think that, I'll give him the benefit of the doubt, I would have initially if it was, we want things that are more comfortable for women, but also sexy.

01:18:32.000 No, that's not it.

01:18:33.000 Now you understand why they want to go the route of over, over, over, oversized lesbian. 1.00

01:18:38.000 Because that's the key mark.

01:18:39.000 I think we're getting a little esoteric in our marketing.

01:18:42.000 I don't know how Don Draper would respond to this.

01:18:45.000 They make sweatpants, though, that say pink.

01:18:48.000 That's for the comfort days.

01:18:50.000 Right.

01:18:50.000 What's wrong with a woman wanting to feel pretty for a guy?

01:18:52.000 Hold on, Dave.

01:18:53.000 Where's the pink?

01:18:55.000 Where's the word pink? 0.96

01:18:56.000 The word pink is across the butt. 0.98

01:18:58.000 Okay, alright. 0.59

01:18:59.000 So it could have been down the leg, but they chose not to put it there.

01:19:02.000 They chose to put it somewhere else, and when you read things, do you typically look at them?

01:19:05.000 But why do they put the pink where the stink is?

01:19:08.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:19:09.000 Come on.

01:19:09.000 It's for something else.

01:19:12.000 Yeah, so the sweatpants may be comfortable, but they're totally for the guys as well.

01:19:16.000 Come on.

01:19:16.000 Yeah, look, let's be honest.

01:19:17.000 So it's juicy.

01:19:19.000 Makeup is also, not always.

01:19:21.000 Now, I understand that women enjoy these things. 1.00

01:19:23.000 However, specifically, and we even go from makeup, the rouge on the cheeks, right?

01:19:28.000 That's to stimulate, in lipstick, stimulate the flushing that happens during a sexual encounter. 0.99

01:19:32.000 That is why it is sexually attractive.

01:19:34.000 Why are we attracted to birthing hips, large breasts? 1.00

01:19:38.000 These are biological evolutionary mechanisms that women have dressed to try and accentuate in different ways throughout history. 1.00

01:19:44.000 The reason that heels exist because they actually tone and shape and lift the buttocks and men have none of that! 1.00

01:19:51.000 We don't have any of those things! 0.98

01:19:53.000 As a teenager, we got a zit!

01:19:54.000 You're gonna see it!

01:19:55.000 And I think heels are invented by a man.

01:19:57.000 It's like, let's make their breasts look a little more pouty and make it hard to run. 1.00

01:20:01.000 Yeah! 0.85

01:20:02.000 Then tell them they can be secret agents and strong as a man.

01:20:07.000 Jesus.

01:20:08.000 Fantasy.

01:20:09.000 There you go.

01:20:10.000 That'll be great.

01:20:12.000 It was, Ms.

01:20:12.000 Jason Bourne and stilettos. Okay. So then Miss Rapinoe, the lesbian soccer player who

01:20:17.000 speaks for the majority of American women now. 1.00

01:20:19.000 Apparently, yeah.

01:20:20.000 What could go wrong with this move? It was, Miss Rapinoe said bluntly, talking about the

01:20:25.000 previous Victoria's Secret brand, patriarchal, sexist, viewing not just what it meant to

01:20:29.000 be sexy, but what the clothes were trying to accomplish through a male lens and through

01:20:34.000 what men desired. And it was very much marketed toward younger women. And that message was

01:20:42.000 harmful.

01:20:43.000 You know what else is marketed to young people?

01:20:46.000 Everything!

01:20:47.000 Everything but gold, depends, and reverse mortgages.

01:20:50.000 Let's be clear.

01:20:50.000 All video games, all athletic wear, all sporting equipment.

01:20:54.000 This is why that's the most valuable demographic, because young people tend to spend money on stupid shit. 1.00

01:21:01.000 Old people either are smart enough to realize they don't need said stupid shit, they don't have room for said stupid shit, or they like the way said stupid shit looks, but they can't do anything about it anyway. 1.00

01:21:09.000 That's why everything is marketed to young people. 1.00

01:21:13.000 What do you think is gonna happen if you put somebody in charge who apparently lesbians don't care about the looks of the other... It's gonna end up being like JCPenney's. 1.00

01:21:20.000 Like, we already have that.

01:21:21.000 Granny panties are already a thing. 0.98

01:21:22.000 You don't need to do that.

01:21:23.000 JCP!

01:21:24.000 You know me.

01:21:25.000 JCPenney's here because of me.

01:21:29.000 Same with the trucks.

01:21:32.000 Those are marketed maybe, you know, to lesbians and young men who are going to use those trucks to take the mannequins from Victoria's Secret. 0.91

01:21:41.000 We're going to take last year's model.

01:21:43.000 Oh, is that the new plus?

01:21:45.000 You can keep that.

01:21:48.000 I don't need the first iteration anything.

01:21:50.000 You work out the kinks. 0.64

01:21:52.000 That's going to be great.

01:21:53.000 One lady's carrying out an old mannequin. 1.00

01:21:55.000 There's nine guys carrying in the new one.

01:22:00.000 Like Gaston trying to break the Beast's castle. 0.99

01:22:02.000 Kill the Beast! 0.99

01:22:03.000 Do you want this in the window? 0.91

01:22:07.000 Because you're going to need a much bigger window.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, we're going to have to bust out this wall.

01:22:10.000 You're going to need a window like an Apple store.

01:22:12.000 Do you guys have like a piano mover thing?

01:22:17.000 We need that.

01:22:18.000 Yeah, and I don't know what to... Anyway, okay.

01:22:21.000 These are the fatty Arbuckle jeans.

01:22:24.000 Megan Rapinoe then, but this lady is the villain! 1.00

01:22:29.000 Not because she's a lesbian, because she doesn't understand. 0.99

01:22:32.000 You're ruining things. 0.96

01:22:35.000 She's a lesbian. 1.00

01:22:36.000 She should totally get why we want to look at that. 0.62

01:22:38.000 No, no, no.

01:22:40.000 Look, if that made sense, then they're attracted to the wonder The wondrous beauty and all the splendor that is woman, and then they pick a woman who smashes beer cans on their head and shops at Orvis.

01:22:52.000 That's true.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, you know what Victoria's Secret was missing all this time?

01:22:57.000 You know what Victoria's Secret was missing all this time?

01:23:00.000 An Eddie Bauer!

01:23:04.000 So Megan Rapinoe said...

01:23:05.000 I want a pair of work boots.

01:23:08.000 These jeans have a lifetime warranty.

01:23:11.000 They do, Eddie Bauer.

01:23:12.000 That's not a joke.

01:23:13.000 At least they used to.

01:23:13.000 Impressive.

01:23:14.000 As a gay woman...

01:23:16.000 I think a lot about what we think is sexy.

01:23:19.000 And we are afforded the ability to do that, because I don't have to wear the traditional sexy thing to be sexy, and I don't think the traditional thing is sexy when it comes to my partner or people I've dated.

01:23:30.000 I think functionality is probably the best thing we could possibly achieve in life.

01:23:36.000 Possibly the sexiest thing we could achieve in life.

01:23:40.000 If that were true, your best bet at getting laid would be old sweatpants and a hockey helmet.

01:23:45.000 Take your girlfriend or wife out to a nice dinner in a Looney Tunes t-shirt.

01:23:51.000 It goes both ways.

01:23:53.000 Or one of those wolves howling at the moon that she got at a come and go.

01:23:57.000 That she got next to the pasty shop in northern Michigan.

01:24:01.000 And a radar detector.

01:24:04.000 Trust me, it goes both ways.

01:24:06.000 There's a way to present yourself at certain times and there's nothing wrong with that.

01:24:09.000 No, absolutely nothing.

01:24:11.000 And look, here's the beauty.

01:24:12.000 If you don't want to wear Victoria's Secret or lingerie, There's everything else!

01:24:20.000 Oh, you're looking for not sexy things?

01:24:22.000 There's plenty of those.

01:24:23.000 We've seen you wear them before.

01:24:25.000 Have you heard of Dillard's?

01:24:26.000 The name is sort of self-explanatory, but it's very unsexy.

01:24:30.000 We believe you'll be pleased.

01:24:31.000 You just walked past Spencer's gifts to get here.

01:24:35.000 I can tell because you have one of those plasma balls in your bag.

01:24:40.000 You turned it off. 1.00

01:24:41.000 I knew you were either a fortune teller or an asshole. 1.00

01:24:45.000 Well look, by the way, you made a great point. 1.00

01:24:47.000 We talked about this before the show.

01:24:48.000 We don't want the porn that is the Angels right now to continue.

01:24:52.000 No, there's a middle ground.

01:24:53.000 Yeah, there's a middle ground here.

01:24:54.000 We don't want 15-year-old kids. 0.81

01:24:56.000 That's porn to them. 0.99

01:24:56.000 That's all you need. 0.99

01:24:58.000 They don't need anything else.

01:24:59.000 Yeah, keep it inside the shop.

01:25:00.000 You show the stuff that's kind of sexy outside.

01:25:02.000 In other words, it shouldn't go any further.

01:25:04.000 Say Canada.

01:25:05.000 It shouldn't go any further.

01:25:06.000 Oh no, you don't know what Montreal is.

01:25:07.000 No, not Canada.

01:25:08.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:25:09.000 We don't need to be Canada. 0.98

01:25:10.000 At this point, though, porn is porn to them. 0.98

01:25:13.000 It's true.

01:25:13.000 You know what I mean?

01:25:14.000 It's so available.

01:25:15.000 I don't think that there's anything wrong with... There's really nothing wrong with any male or female sexuality.

01:25:22.000 No, there isn't, but I understand what he's... I agree that she's in front of a 15 or 14 year old's face.

01:25:28.000 I get that.

01:25:31.000 Arnold was stopped at the border when he came in with a muscle magazine.

01:25:34.000 They thought it was porn.

01:25:36.000 I'm just saying, keep it to swimsuit marketing.

01:25:37.000 Of course, absolutely.

01:25:39.000 We all know that the Sears wish list catalog when we were kids, that that was...

01:25:44.000 They had the whole lingerie section.

01:25:46.000 That was enough.

01:25:47.000 Your mom would be like, what do you pick out the items that you want? 1.00

01:25:49.000 Like it was a Scholastic Book Fair and she'd be going through this year's Wish Catalog but she'd turn it over and it was like a limestone tablet, four pages.

01:25:56.000 Oh yeah.

01:26:00.000 Well it was like the swimsuit issue before they decided to put dudes in it.

01:26:04.000 So she, Paloma Ellisor, saw part of her role as lobbying for Victoria's Secret to, this is a quote, to increasing its sizing to XXXXXXXL.

01:26:18.000 So Victoria's Secret's selling tarps?

01:26:20.000 Yeah, you know what would really, let's do away with the pink, let's do away, how about a nice, lacy, Free Willy hammock?

01:26:28.000 Let's make that.

01:26:29.000 I think the tag should say Barnum and Bailey.

01:26:34.000 Oh my gosh.

01:26:35.000 She didn't look that size. 0.91

01:26:37.000 No, she didn't look that size at all.

01:26:39.000 Not at all.

01:26:39.000 I thought she was quite pretty.

01:26:41.000 Yeah, she just wants the... Look, people want to feel sexy at all kinds of sizes. 1.00

01:26:45.000 You guys missed my joke of the killing a cheetah the other day from Road Trip.

01:26:48.000 Yeah, good for you.

01:26:49.000 Sometimes big ladies want to wear, you know? 1.00

01:26:51.000 Okay, look, I told you you were doing well.

01:26:52.000 Don't go and explain a joke from three days ago.

01:26:54.000 I'll keelhaul you. 1.00

01:26:54.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

01:26:55.000 That's true.

01:26:56.000 You're already doing great as Zuko. 0.94

01:26:58.000 Yeah, which by the way, X, X, X, X, X, Al, one more X, you're dead. 0.76

01:27:03.000 I mean, I think you're deadly.

01:27:04.000 Just the X's are over the eyes.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, one more X only comes in coffin sizes.

01:27:09.000 But this is also, and look, we're going to go to Mug Club here in a second.

01:27:13.000 You guys, if you're watching on Rumble, you can smash the Rumble button.

01:27:16.000 You can let them know to smash the Rumble button.

01:27:18.000 And smash, of course, the like button if you're on YouTube.

01:27:20.000 Leave a comment, what you think about Victoria's Secret.

01:27:23.000 It's destroying everything I love, sucking my will to live.

01:27:26.000 No, I'm kidding.

01:27:27.000 There are still other places.

01:27:29.000 But here's the deal.

01:27:31.000 This is a lie to young women. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Now, I don't think that young women, 15-year-olds, have any business going and buying lacy thongs.

01:27:38.000 I think this is something we've talked about.

01:27:39.000 There's an age-appropriate factor, okay?

01:27:43.000 And just like we've talked about, I don't think that you should be thrusting women in thongs in front of every 12- to 15-year-old child. 1.00

01:27:49.000 But I also don't think that you should have You should have pubic lines at Hollister.

01:27:53.000 And I don't understand why when you're in the guys section, it's naked guys on the posters, and the women in the women's section, switch! 0.97

01:28:02.000 But the point is, this is a lie to young women saying, you don't need a man to be happy.

01:28:06.000 And if you find a man, you don't need to make him happy.

01:28:10.000 You shouldn't, now we've gone further with, you shouldn't want to make him happy.

01:28:14.000 Do you know who basically, basically dresses me?

01:28:18.000 My wife! 1.00

01:28:18.000 Because I don't give a rat's ass. 1.00

01:28:20.000 Why? 0.99

01:28:20.000 Now here's the thing. 0.99

01:28:21.000 Obviously, if I pick something that I want to wear, I have, I have control of my own body.

01:28:26.000 We all do.

01:28:26.000 But any man here who has a wife, Would you continually wear something that your wife hated?

01:28:32.000 She's like, I just think that you look, I think you look like crap. 0.98

01:28:35.000 I like to go to Abercrombie and see the DJ play underneath a gigantic poster of two men playing shirtless football in the rain. 0.99

01:28:43.000 I kid you not, I went to Hollister because my wife was like, try this on, I tried on something, the way she looked at me, I bought three.

01:28:50.000 I will never ever shop there again. 0.98

01:28:51.000 She was looking at the poster over your shoulder, but now you have three shitty shirts. 0.98

01:28:55.000 It looked like it was you, it was just right there. 0.93

01:28:57.000 Right past me, I was like, oh I misread that.

01:29:00.000 Can I get out of the Hollister club?

01:29:02.000 No, but seriously, none of us would wear anything, because we want to please our wife.

01:29:06.000 For the same reason that when you are in a loving relationship, you find a middle ground when it comes to dinner.

01:29:13.000 Look, with a man, guess what?

01:29:15.000 Dr. Laura was right about this.

01:29:17.000 I'm always amazed when people would get mad at her.

01:29:19.000 She was canceled because she repeated someone else saying the N-word right a number of years ago. 0.99

01:29:24.000 Feeding means a lot to a husband.

01:29:26.000 It's not that it's expected of you, but guess what?

01:29:29.000 It's a way that we receive love.

01:29:31.000 Men, they receive sex actually as a sign that you find them attractive, that you find them desirable.

01:29:36.000 It means a lot to a guy when they're married.

01:29:38.000 This is something that a lot of women need to understand. 1.00

01:29:41.000 Tenderness, warmth.

01:29:42.000 And what have we said?

01:29:43.000 No, you don't need those things.

01:29:44.000 What, we're expected to be docile?

01:29:46.000 No, no, no.

01:29:47.000 It's just an attractive quality in a woman to a man for the same reason that lingerie panties are, and for the same reason that you like tall guys or people who you believe can provide for you.

01:29:56.000 These things are attractive.

01:29:57.000 When you tell young women, actually, you should recreate everything you are in the image of a soccer-playing lesbian, and then they wonder why no one but soccer-playing lesbians are interested in them, and then their window has closed, and their eggs don't work. 0.96

01:30:12.000 Guess what happens? 0.73

01:30:12.000 They become miserable, and they are in an exclusive demographic at a higher risk of psychological disorders. 0.73

01:30:19.000 You realize the number of women over 35 who identify as having some kind of an actual mental illness?

01:30:25.000 It has skyrocketed.

01:30:27.000 Yeah.

01:30:27.000 It's just a lie to women, and it's a lie that many young women don't figure out until it's too late.

01:30:33.000 I'm not saying, and I'm very clear, I'm not saying that women should find pride in just how they look.

01:30:38.000 That's why I have a problem with that pride.

01:30:40.000 But I am saying that if you lie to women and say, you're not wearing lingerie, you're doing it for yourself. 1.00

01:30:46.000 Well, it's not true.

01:30:47.000 And you just wear sweatpants and a Jaffa helmet.

01:30:50.000 Like, it really is not true.

01:30:52.000 It's a lie.

01:30:53.000 And it's going to make people miserable. 0.93

01:30:54.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:30:55.000 And you basically just told them to be completely self-centered.

01:30:57.000 Right.

01:30:58.000 Whatever you like is totally fine.

01:31:00.000 It doesn't matter if your husband likes it or not, or the guy that you're trying to date likes how you dress or not.

01:31:04.000 It just matters if you like it.

01:31:05.000 Now, there's a middle ground, right?

01:31:07.000 You don't need to be a hoe. 1.00

01:31:09.000 Right, and go out wearing terrible things.

01:31:11.000 But you also can't go out dressed like a hoodlum and think people are going to find you attractive if, as a woman, you're wearing nasty clothing. 0.99

01:31:18.000 We've told young women now, go out in public like Lizzo. 1.00

01:31:23.000 Go out in public like Cardi B, and dressed, to use your word, like a hoe. 1.00

01:31:27.000 Go out and show it all off, but in the confines of your own home, make sure that none of that is being done to please your husband.

01:31:34.000 Great message!

01:31:35.000 Let's see how that works out.

01:31:37.000 I think our Tereza statue might have to get going.

01:31:39.000 We'll let him go for the month of September.

01:31:40.000 YouTube, thank you.

01:31:42.000 Kind of next week, Cultural Appropriation Month, guess what?

01:31:45.000 Thursday?

01:31:45.000 It's California!

01:31:46.000 Because it is no longer part of the United States.

01:31:49.000 I've just declared it.

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