Louder with Crowder - LIVE: Election 2020: Trump vs. Biden #CrowderElectionStream | Louder with Crowder

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00:04:12.000 It's election night, everybody!

00:04:14.000 This one's for all the marvels which Joe Biden lost!

00:04:18.000 For some reason, I'm hearing myself really low, but I think we're good.

00:04:23.000 We have so many people in studio with us today.

00:04:25.000 We have my half-Asian lawyer, Bill Richman.

00:04:26.000 How are you?

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00:04:28.000 I'm mad I have to share a screen with him.

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00:04:51.000 Corner Black Garrett is here.

00:04:52.000 How are you?

00:04:52.000 What's up?

00:04:53.000 Good morning.

00:04:54.000 Good night.

00:04:54.000 I don't like it, but hopefully you'll take some of those votes from Wayne County.

00:04:59.000 That's what I'm hoping for.

00:05:00.000 AudioAid is here, Tokonawan is here, Reg the Bandit is here, unmasked for the first time.

00:05:05.000 I'm not a fan of it.

00:05:06.000 How are you?

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00:05:09.000 Too much dragon energy, you know?

00:05:10.000 The mask would only hold me back.

00:05:12.000 I thought that was an energy drink that was being sold by half-Asian Bill's people. 1.00

00:05:15.000 Delicious.

00:05:16.000 Good pitch.

00:05:17.000 It could be a good pitch.

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00:05:19.000 I used to buy Red Bull when it was the old Chinese. 1.00

00:05:22.000 It only came from China.

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00:05:25.000 Yeah, from Thailand.

00:05:25.000 Really?

00:05:26.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:26.000 And that was not the same as Red Bull.

00:05:31.000 Let's bring up really quickly CNN and make sure that it never leaves the screen.

00:05:35.000 Court of Black, Garrett, I know I mentioned that earlier.

00:05:36.000 Make sure it never leaves the screen.

00:05:38.000 Oh wait, right now we need to do my streaming first.

00:05:40.000 Okay, we're going to bring up CNN, NBC, everything tonight.

00:05:42.000 We're going to be calling states.

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00:05:44.000 Who do we have as guests?

00:05:45.000 We have Jorge Masvidal.

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00:05:47.000 We have The Daily Watch, Ben Shapiro, Anthony Kamea, Dave Landa.

00:05:50.000 We have Alex Jones.

00:05:52.000 We have the Hodge twins.

00:05:55.000 We like Possibly have Donald Trump Jr., depending on the victory party, where he is. 0.95

00:05:59.000 We'll be shooting someone in a bulletproof vest. 0.59

00:06:02.000 Even Brendan will be attacked by an attack dog when Wisconsin gets called tonight. 0.94

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00:06:22.000 Before we move on, I want to get everyone's predictions, but let me tell you something here.

00:06:26.000 First off, win, lose, or draw, okay?

00:06:28.000 We need to be praying for this country.

00:06:30.000 Praying for the president, the former vice president, because oh my god, if Joe Biden for some reason wins, you better pray that you've been praying for that guy.

00:06:37.000 That guy needs it.

00:06:38.000 Has anyone actually tried to watch a full Joe Biden rally?

00:06:41.000 It hurts.

00:06:42.000 It's difficult to.

00:06:42.000 It's not really even something that can be done.

00:06:46.000 You can't watch it.

00:06:47.000 It's not something you can do.

00:06:49.000 You cannot follow it.

00:06:49.000 He was sitting there, and the Nortons were really good, and I like the Pittsburgh Steelers, and they signed a ball!

00:06:58.000 Most people don't watch Joe Biden rallies by himself.

00:07:03.000 Again, the promo code is CrowderElectionStream.

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00:07:08.000 We will be likely first in calling a lot of states, certainly as fast as anywhere else, because we do the job that the news will not do.

00:07:14.000 Before we move into everything else we have tonight, I wanted to go through something here, because a lot of people thought, oh, This is bad.

00:07:20.000 Biden's going to win.

00:07:21.000 I even got a message from a couple of friends yesterday, which by the way, on election day, of course I have other things to do.

00:07:28.000 I get messages from them like, hey, election's coming up and I thought of you.

00:07:31.000 It's like, oh, thanks for texting me for the first time in six years.

00:07:35.000 The busiest day of the year.

00:07:36.000 I've got stuff to do.

00:07:39.000 Actually, before we do this, I did want to start today, in tonight's broadcast, in the Pledge of Allegiance.

00:07:43.000 I know it may not necessarily be cool, but let's start it.

00:07:45.000 We're going to use that flag behind Red for the Bandit because it's the best one. 0.89

00:07:48.000 Let's go!

00:07:50.000 And a three, a two. 0.99

00:07:52.000 Oh, people looking at my junk. 0.92

00:07:53.000 Okay, maybe we go to a long shot here. 0.87

00:07:55.000 I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

00:08:06.000 You know the thing!

00:08:08.000 Under God is still in there, who knew?

00:08:11.000 Please be with our country.

00:08:14.000 I want to tell you why I think that Donald Trump can win tonight, and why I think that you can put the lighting back to normal there, Corey Black Garrett.

00:08:22.000 I wanted to blind you.

00:08:23.000 Yeah, let's stop that.

00:08:24.000 Go for that.

00:08:25.000 Dang it.

00:08:26.000 You guys, all of you have to bet.

00:08:27.000 Do you think Donald Trump wins before we go into our maps?

00:08:30.000 Yes.

00:08:30.000 You do?

00:08:31.000 Reg?

00:08:31.000 The Bandit?

00:08:33.000 Sorry, what?

00:08:35.000 He's monitoring all the results.

00:08:37.000 I do think Donald Trump wins, but I'm not one of these sort of right-winger Trump cheerleaders.

00:08:43.000 Let me explain to you my case here, okay?

00:08:45.000 It is amazing to me, and we'll go to CNN in a second, how they are all ignoring early voting that we already have.

00:08:51.000 They're going by polls, which it's tough to gauge the accuracy, right?

00:08:55.000 And based on, I told AudioWay this, I told Reg the Bandit this, who couldn't be bothered to even listen to me right now, and I told McBrodie this, and everyone who thought that Biden was going to win, after I made this case, they said, okay, I feel a little bit better about it.

00:09:10.000 Yeah.

00:09:11.000 Okay, please.

00:09:11.000 I haven't heard of using some actual data.

00:09:13.000 Okay, so let's bring up my screen here for the first time.

00:09:16.000 We usually don't use my screen.

00:09:18.000 This is the map just from 270 to win.

00:09:20.000 This is the way they set it.

00:09:21.000 They finally gave Texas to Trump recently, but up until yesterday, this is the map that they actually have.

00:09:28.000 Okay, so let me tell you why I think Donald Trump can win.

00:09:32.000 And one other important thing, people act as though Donald Trump needs to run the whole board.

00:09:36.000 They act as though Donald Trump needs to have this inside straight in the Midwest.

00:09:39.000 I will tell you this, if Donald Trump just maintains in the states where he had strong leads last go-round, none of the states in the Midwest, but states like Georgia, North Carolina, Florida, Ohio, and Arizona, guess what?

00:09:52.000 He only needs one from the Midwest.

00:09:54.000 If that map happens, which is the most likely scenario, Joe Biden needs all of them, meaning Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

00:10:01.000 A lot of people do not know this, so let me show you why I'm pretty confident in these votes.

00:10:06.000 So right off the bat, Texas, of course.

00:10:09.000 People try to say Texas is a swing state. 0.90

00:10:10.000 How about you go fornicate yourself with a wire brush? 1.00

00:10:14.000 Wow.

00:10:15.000 Alright, now I feel really confident in Florida and Ohio that these are not swing states at all.

00:10:21.000 If you look at the polling, and of course Florida, many places are basically already calling it for, this was before, just now, but if you look at the numbers, the numbers used on CNN, the name, words used on CNN were ugly numbers from Miami-Dade.

00:10:34.000 Because that's kind of what you got in Florida, Biden!

00:10:36.000 So, Ohio and Florida, not really swing states.

00:10:39.000 Now let me explain to you a couple of reasons why here.

00:10:41.000 This is important in looking at the early voting.

00:10:43.000 This shows you from Vox, so I'm not using a conservative source.

00:10:46.000 This isn't coming from Alex Jones, so he'll be on the show later.

00:10:49.000 I appreciate his input, but he's not my source on the Electoral College.

00:10:53.000 Of the early voting, at this point, Vox had 63,000.

00:10:59.000 Sixty-three million, sir.

00:11:00.000 You are correct, sir. 0.98

00:11:01.000 By the way, correction, I said Charlottesville, North Carolina in that last video, and I wanted to stab myself in the face.

00:11:07.000 I know it's Virginia, there's Charlotte, North Carolina, and there's Asheville in Carolina, and I mixed it up.

00:11:12.000 Apologies, there you go.

00:11:14.000 You fact-checked me, I fact-checked myself, I swallowed some turpentine.

00:11:17.000 Turns out you have to swallow a lot of, not turpentine, strychnine, to end yourself.

00:11:21.000 Oh my gosh.

00:11:22.000 Turns out it takes more.

00:11:22.000 You just get the runs if you don't.

00:11:24.000 Yeah, I just forgot who I was for a little bit, but I don't have any more tapeworms, so.

00:11:28.000 This was 63 million, we're mailing 35 million in person for the early voting.

00:11:35.000 Now, let me ask you this before we move on.

00:11:38.000 It has been widely sort of touted by every expert from the left and the right that we can expect a massive surge today for Trump voters compared to early voting.

00:11:48.000 Let me ask you this anecdotally.

00:11:50.000 Anyone know any Republicans out there or conservatives who mailed in their ballot short of people who were actually traveling for business?

00:11:56.000 I don't.

00:11:57.000 I know plenty of liberals who are like, because if I don't, I might... Which, by the way, I'm actually sick today.

00:12:05.000 I don't know if you can tell.

00:12:06.000 I have my sinus in my throat, maybe a sinus, but I don't actually have the COVID.

00:12:09.000 Oh, that's good.

00:12:10.000 Are you sure?

00:12:10.000 Yeah, it was tested.

00:12:11.000 I was hoping for it so we can get over it.

00:12:13.000 Well, I was hoping I would have COVID so I'd get over it faster.

00:12:15.000 Well, there you go.

00:12:15.000 Turns out it's an actual flu.

00:12:18.000 Something actually dangerous, huh?

00:12:19.000 So we have this.

00:12:20.000 Okay.

00:12:20.000 And we also have the numbers, the percentages of what are coming in from early voting.

00:12:23.000 Okay.

00:12:23.000 Now, why am I confident in Florida?

00:12:25.000 Well, first off, it doesn't so much matter with Florida, because we already pretty much know that Florida is going to Donald Trump.

00:12:30.000 But, let me show you some early voting numbers.

00:12:33.000 This comes from Target Early.

00:12:34.000 Okay?

00:12:34.000 And it's been pretty accurate, because I've actually confirmed the swing states with any local publications that I could.

00:12:40.000 Doesn't mean it's entirely granular, but I trust it.

00:12:42.000 Okay.

00:12:43.000 Florida.

00:12:43.000 We're going to use the modeled party.

00:12:45.000 Right?

00:12:45.000 You can go by state and modeled party.

00:12:47.000 This should show you how votes have come in.

00:12:49.000 So, in 2016, Florida.

00:12:51.000 Look at... Oops, sorry.

00:12:54.000 Let me fix this a little bit.

00:12:55.000 Alright, here we go. 1.00

00:12:57.000 In Florida in 2016, right, Democrat 48% and Republicans, son of a bitch. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Hold on a second, let me zoom in a little bit. 1.00

00:13:07.000 Technology.

00:13:08.000 Why is this happening?

00:13:09.000 Oh, thanks, Steve Jobs.

00:13:10.000 There you go.

00:13:11.000 I blame Tim Cook.

00:13:12.000 Anyway, okay, you see, 48% registered Democrats, 43% registered Republicans, and then you had 7.6% unaffiliated.

00:13:18.000 In 2020, this is about 7.1% unaffiliated, relatively unchanged.

00:13:23.000 But in early voting, going into Florida, Republicans had a 0.5% lead.

00:13:27.000 That's within the margin of error.

00:13:29.000 Now, what have we seen in Florida with the voting day up?

00:13:32.000 2.5 to 1 Republicans to Democrats.

00:13:36.000 Wow.

00:13:37.000 So that little lead that they had, we watched absolutely evaporate.

00:13:40.000 And again, the words that I saw on CNN were, well, the words I saw from some were, Noose.

00:13:47.000 But I also saw people saying that it was going to be ugly.

00:13:49.000 Really?

00:13:49.000 You guys can wake up here.

00:13:50.000 It's fun.

00:13:50.000 It's going to be a fun election.

00:13:51.000 I thought it was funny.

00:13:52.000 Crying out loud.

00:13:53.000 Bill's acting like... Bill, if you act like you're at a deposition, I'm going to throw... I'm going to... Yeah!

00:13:57.000 I'm going to grab a screwdriver and pour this down your throat. 1.00

00:14:00.000 I'm ready. 0.99

00:14:01.000 You're right there with Florida.

00:14:03.000 You can look at this and you can go... That's huge.

00:14:04.000 Okay.

00:14:05.000 On average, Democrats were saying they needed anywhere from an 8 to 15 point lead in early voting to make sure that they make up for the actual... What is going on there, Carter Blackarrett?

00:14:17.000 Stop distracting me!

00:14:17.000 Don't worry about it.

00:14:19.000 Do you see what's going on?

00:14:19.000 I do.

00:14:21.000 I'm trying to give my case here as to why you don't need to swallow a knife.

00:14:25.000 Doesn't mean that Donald Trump is going to win, but I am amazed that no one is talking about this. 0.99

00:14:30.000 If you ask me, I think he's gonna fucking win. 0.97

00:14:33.000 Let me tell you why. 0.99

00:14:35.000 Florida.

00:14:35.000 Boom.

00:14:35.000 Confident.

00:14:36.000 Let's fill that shit in. 1.00

00:14:39.000 Florida, filled in. 1.00

00:14:40.000 Ohio, I filled in.

00:14:41.000 I feel really confident about Ohio.

00:14:43.000 Listen, if I go to early voting in Ohio, it's not even close.

00:14:47.000 It's actually kind of surprising.

00:14:49.000 It should be demoralizing.

00:14:50.000 I don't even know why they consider it a swing state.

00:14:52.000 You look at Ohio, 47% Democrat, 39% Republican in 2016.

00:14:56.000 But Donald Trump won Ohio by, what, 8 points in 2016?

00:14:59.000 So that should also tell you that, at least, 10?

00:15:06.000 15?

00:15:06.000 20% of Democrats and unaffiliated went for Trump because Trump won Ohio with only 39-47% of Republican vote.

00:15:16.000 In this go-around, Republicans already had 6%.

00:15:18.000 Do you think they're more likely to increase that gap?

00:15:22.000 In same-day voting or less likely?

00:15:24.000 Again, let me without... These are statistics.

00:15:26.000 I'm getting granular.

00:15:27.000 Let's use the logic here.

00:15:29.000 One party told everyone, oh my god, oh my god, virus, you need to vote by mail.

00:15:33.000 And one party told everyone, hey, if you want your vote to count, vote in person.

00:15:37.000 It's very clear that Republicans are going to be voting in person more, and we're seeing that across the country right now.

00:15:41.000 No one denies it.

00:15:42.000 So when you have a lead of 6 points, which really could be a lead of 15 points, again because Donald Trump won Ohio when it was still a spread 4 Democrats, that's not even close.

00:15:55.000 Now, let's go to Georgia.

00:15:56.000 So I'm confident in this map right now, okay?

00:15:58.000 Oh, and Iowa.

00:15:59.000 So where we're seeing this is what you're seeing from the granular data.

00:16:02.000 Is that stuff where we're having a silent, you know, the silent or the shy Trump voter, as Trafalgar would put it?

00:16:08.000 Or are we seeing just a lot of folks who said on the polls, hey, or they're out there protesting and saying, I'm definitely going to make a change.

00:16:15.000 I'm going to vote for Biden.

00:16:16.000 And then they're just not showing up.

00:16:17.000 You know what I think is really peculiar?

00:16:19.000 Oh, perfect example that you asked that.

00:16:21.000 Here, Iowa.

00:16:21.000 Let's go to my map really quickly.

00:16:23.000 Iowa. 1.00

00:16:25.000 Go screw yourself! 1.00

00:16:26.000 Of course Iowa's going Trump. 1.00

00:16:28.000 Iowa's a perfect example.

00:16:29.000 They had Biden ahead of Iowa, even by like four, by two, by one.

00:16:33.000 I think the most they ever saw was Trump plus two.

00:16:35.000 Des Moines Register is the gold standard of polls.

00:16:38.000 Here's why.

00:16:38.000 It's different from other state polls.

00:16:39.000 They get it right because Des Moines Register is a paper, which by the way endorsed Biden.

00:16:42.000 They also have a caucus in Iowa.

00:16:44.000 They have a very, they have a pretty solid groundwork, ground game, political foundation in Iowa.

00:16:50.000 They called it, I think last year, Reg, you can tell me if I'm right or wrong, I think they called it Plus 7 for Trump, or plus 8, he won it by 9 points.

00:16:57.000 Iowa, from Des Moines Register, the most recent, most accurate poll has Donald Trump plus 7.

00:17:01.000 But they have a swing state, 270 to win!

00:17:06.000 In something else, we've seen this, we saw it last go, and we see it this election.

00:17:10.000 How do you have Biden 10, 12, 14 points ahead last week, and then going up to election day, statistical tie? 0.67

00:17:18.000 Are we supposed to believe that in one week, 14% of Americans said, huh, I was wrong about that demented old circus monkey who sniffs kids all this time.

00:17:26.000 Boy, would I have been red in the face!

00:17:28.000 You've got to look at the qualitative analysis, though.

00:17:30.000 If you've ever been to Iowa, you know they are some of the nicest people.

00:17:33.000 They tend to be the most generous and donate large amounts to mental health services.

00:17:37.000 It's no surprise that they wouldn't support the lead brand for mental health services that is Joe Biden.

00:17:45.000 He's a commercial for more mental health services. 1.00

00:17:50.000 It's really great how his family shoves their fist up his ass. 1.00

00:17:54.000 Alright, alright. 1.00

00:17:55.000 So I have to tell you, the reason I was distracted is because right as you were giving us this

00:18:00.000 intro, Decision Desk HQ called Florida for Trump.

00:18:04.000 Ha! 0.89

00:18:05.000 Oh! 0.60

00:18:06.000 Ha! 0.89

00:18:10.000 That's called early.

00:18:11.000 That means a dominating win.

00:18:13.000 And I haven't even gotten to that part.

00:18:15.000 I was going to say, if Florida and Ohio are dominating wins, and you see Georgia, North Carolina, go Trump.

00:18:21.000 And any Midwestern state leading Trump, you can call it.

00:18:23.000 So that is a very dominating.

00:18:25.000 How much of the vote is it in Florida?

00:18:27.000 80%?

00:18:27.000 It's over 90, I think.

00:18:29.000 And I also have to say, speaking of winning, we're over 300,000 viewers live.

00:18:34.000 Wow, that's pretty insane.

00:18:36.000 Don't you people have better things to do?

00:18:38.000 Okay, let me give you more analysis here.

00:18:42.000 So, Iowa.

00:18:43.000 Again, people say, are they using polls to try and manipulate public opinion?

00:18:46.000 They had Iowa as a toss-up, that should tell you. 0.56

00:18:49.000 How are they this wrong?

00:18:50.000 By the way, if it's record vote turnout and Donald Trump wins, fire all pollsters tomorrow!

00:18:55.000 Tomorrow, You Need Not Return will ship your items to you.

00:18:59.000 No, no, no, Steven, they got better.

00:19:00.000 We will send them to you in a cardboard box, preferably under a bridge!

00:19:05.000 Okay, let me finish.

00:19:07.000 Let me finish this and then everyone, I want everyone to come in.

00:19:08.000 Okay.

00:19:09.000 So now let's look at Georgia. 0.90

00:19:11.000 Okay, do I think that Georgia's going to go Trump?

00:19:12.000 This is the map, again, that I'm really pretty confident about.

00:19:15.000 We're starting Donald Trump off with 260.

00:19:17.000 Oh, again, this map, I should remind you guys, for some reason they fill in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania for Joe Biden.

00:19:23.000 So I'm just going to put these as toss-ups right now.

00:19:28.000 Fair.

00:19:28.000 Probably fair.

00:19:29.000 Let's go to Georgia.

00:19:35.000 Georgia is one of those actually where if you look at 2016 there was a Republican advantage in Georgia.

00:19:39.000 Donald Trump won Georgia by a significant margin.

00:19:42.000 52 to 42.

00:19:43.000 Not many unaffiliated in Georgia.

00:19:45.000 Still, early voting.

00:19:46.000 We expect early voting to favor Democrats anywhere from a We're talking about points, but let's say 5%.

00:19:53.000 Let's say 5% minimum is what you can expect to be chipped away on same-day election.

00:19:58.000 And especially from what we're seeing in Florida, it's still already a 7-point lead for Republicans in early voting in Georgia.

00:20:04.000 Now keep in mind in Georgia, too, that is with 93% of the vote from 2016 already counted.

00:20:07.000 So 93% of all votes in 2016.

00:20:08.000 Now that could end up being You know, a total number of 112% of the votes from 2016.

00:20:17.000 Sure.

00:20:18.000 Because there could be more people who vote.

00:20:19.000 But the point is, Republicans have a significant lead, and they're ahead.

00:20:23.000 So, Georgia, I'm sorry, I haven't seen in the recent polls, obviously, have a closing.

00:20:26.000 Okay.

00:20:27.000 Georgia, pretty damn confident that goes to Trump.

00:20:29.000 Again, I'm not entirely confident.

00:20:31.000 Confident in Florida, which I said, that's already been called, and Ohio and Iowa.

00:20:35.000 Those are the swing states it is, and they're not swing states.

00:20:37.000 Okay.

00:20:39.000 Now let's go to North Carolina.

00:20:40.000 Everyone's in, oh, North Carolina.

00:20:41.000 North Carolina's in play right now. 1.00

00:20:43.000 Oh, I feel like I've heard that before, asshole. 1.00

00:20:44.000 So, North Carolina. 1.00

00:20:46.000 Let's go to North Carolina.

00:20:48.000 What do we see in 2016?

00:20:49.000 We actually saw 10% spread here, right?

00:20:52.000 10%.

00:20:52.000 I don't know if everyone can see this.

00:20:54.000 Is this big enough?

00:20:55.000 Yeah, we can see it, yeah.

00:20:57.000 52% Democrat in the Model Party to 42% Republican, but Donald Trump carried North Carolina.

00:21:02.000 What do we have right now?

00:21:03.000 A one-point spread.

00:21:05.000 So, if you actually look at this number from 2016, that would mean that at least 10%, unless all unaffiliated, but there aren't a lot of unaffiliated voters in Georgia, it still wouldn't be enough.

00:21:16.000 You would have to estimate that in Georgia, anywhere from 10 to 20% of Democrats peeled off and voted Republican.

00:21:23.000 Do we remember, did Donald Trump win North Carolina by 2%?

00:21:26.000 Did he win it by 3%?

00:21:28.000 He won it, but it wasn't like Michigan, .7%.

00:21:31.000 But again, right now, in early voting, just early voting, they're down one point.

00:21:36.000 I feel pretty damn confident that North Carolina is going to be going to Donald Trump.

00:21:40.000 So now we go, okay, North Carolina goes to Donald Trump.

00:21:43.000 Let's just assume this.

00:21:44.000 Arizona is one.

00:21:46.000 That's very interesting.

00:21:47.000 Because I will tell you this, I'm not a defeatist.

00:21:49.000 We'll talk with Ben Shapiro at the Daily Wire very soon.

00:21:55.000 What's the implication?

00:21:57.000 But Arizona had me scared.

00:21:59.000 Sure.

00:21:59.000 Because of all the... Como dice?

00:22:02.000 Como se dice.

00:22:04.000 Is that it?

00:22:05.000 It's como se dice.

00:22:06.000 Is it como se dice?

00:22:07.000 Como se dice.

00:22:07.000 I pronounce it guacamole.

00:22:08.000 Donde esta out? 0.99

00:22:13.000 So Arizona had me concerned until I realized, oh wait a second, for the same reason Miami-Dade, Hispanics aren't all a bunch of illegal monoliths.

00:22:20.000 It's not an illegal monolith!

00:22:22.000 There are a lot of Hispanics who like Donald Trump, including people who watch Telemundo, including Cubans, including Venezuelans.

00:22:29.000 So, Arizona, if anything, I think might be more Trump than the last go-round.

00:22:34.000 Here's what's interesting about Arizona.

00:22:35.000 It's one of the few states where we have both registered voters, where they give you the party actual registration, as opposed to just a modeled number, which is a pretty good estimate.

00:22:44.000 It's not just based on polls, but let me show you in Arizona, just so you have a good idea.

00:22:48.000 Let's go to Arkansas.

00:22:50.000 A-Z, baby.

00:22:51.000 A-Z. 0.51

00:22:51.000 I apologize. 0.51

00:22:52.000 Baby?

00:22:53.000 Arkansas was just called for Trump.

00:22:55.000 Oh, Arkansas called for Donald Trump!

00:22:57.000 There we go!

00:22:58.000 There's some flipper kids drinking some bourgeoisie!

00:23:02.000 And the New York Times has Georgia at 82% chance to go for Trump.

00:23:09.000 Wow.

00:23:09.000 And North Carolina 69%.

00:23:10.000 Well, hold on a second, because we have actually Donald Trump here to call these states, but let me get through this and then we're going to have to go.

00:23:15.000 Alright, so this is registered voters in Arizona.

00:23:18.000 33% Democrat, 39% Republican.

00:23:20.000 Not modeled party.

00:23:21.000 Registered voters that we saw in 2016.

00:23:24.000 Right now, 37-37, an even split.

00:23:26.000 That's just early voting!

00:23:27.000 None of this is counting today voting.

00:23:28.000 This is target early.

00:23:29.000 So none of this is counting today's voting.

00:23:30.000 Again, keep in mind, Donald Trump won Arizona when there was a 5 point Deficit to Democrats.

00:23:36.000 And I show you this because this is registered voters, and I want to show you so you can see the modeled party.

00:23:42.000 The numbers are overall higher, but the ratios remain the same.

00:23:45.000 See?

00:23:45.000 42 to 48.

00:23:46.000 Only here we have a one-point lead for Donald Trump in Arizona.

00:23:50.000 So either way, you would somehow have to believe that in Arizona, outside of early voting, Democrats today are going to come out in a 2-to-1 ratio to beat Donald Trump, which we are not seeing.

00:24:01.000 And again, with Arizona, that's 92% of the total vote coming in from 2016.

00:24:05.000 So we give that to Trump.

00:24:09.000 Oh! 0.60

00:24:11.000 Okay, so all of these I'm pretty damn confident in.

00:24:13.000 People say Donald Trump needs to win the whole Midwest.

00:24:15.000 Are you out of your tree, sir?

00:24:18.000 And probably smoking crack.

00:24:20.000 Here's the deal.

00:24:20.000 Pennsylvania rife with voter fraud, so it probably won't be called tonight.

00:24:23.000 But, oh, Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania?

00:24:24.000 He wins.

00:24:25.000 Let's take away Pennsylvania. 0.99

00:24:28.000 Donald Trump wins Michigan?

00:24:29.000 Oh, he wins.

00:24:32.000 If he doesn't win Michigan, then he can win a combination of Wisconsin-Minnesota, Wisconsin-Maine Second District, Wisconsin, and potentially New Hampshire.

00:24:42.000 Then it becomes a little bit more tough, but this is why it's interesting.

00:24:44.000 Let's look at Michigan.

00:24:46.000 Where could Michigan go?

00:24:49.000 Let's look at Michigan, and then we have Donald Trump here to call Florida for us.

00:24:52.000 That's true.

00:24:53.000 Michigan, modeled party.

00:24:55.000 There was a deficit of about 3 points when you look at 2016, Republicans to Democrats.

00:24:59.000 Donald Trump won it by 0.3.

00:25:01.000 Right now, early voting only, there's a deficit of only 4% in Michigan.

00:25:07.000 Again, we expect that to close.

00:25:10.000 So what does that mean?

00:25:11.000 I will not be surprised if Donald Trump wins Michigan.

00:25:14.000 I won't be surprised if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania.

00:25:16.000 I won't be surprised if Donald Trump wins Wisconsin.

00:25:18.000 I would be surprised if Minnesota, Pennsylvania, the AG in Pennsylvania said under no circumstances will he allow Donald Trump to win.

00:25:26.000 That almost sounds treasonous.

00:25:31.000 Is that in his job description?

00:25:32.000 I appreciate the honesty.

00:25:36.000 You get too many of these guys, they lay behind the log. 0.97

00:25:39.000 At least you got a criminal, he stabs you in the front. 0.98

00:25:41.000 Oh wait, hold on a second. 0.83

00:25:42.000 So before I fill this out, really quickly, we actually have now live Hunter Biden is having his very own viewing party and we have exclusive access.

00:25:49.000 Let's go Hunter Biden's live election party.

00:25:51.000 Is that the right place?

00:26:01.000 I hope you find what you're looking for.

00:26:03.000 Also, I hope you find that non-fade there, Cordoblack Garrett. 0.56

00:26:07.000 There's a lot of gymnastics.

00:26:11.000 I'm doing it.

00:26:11.000 Let me finish this one thing and then we're going to call this Florida.

00:26:14.000 One thing here, because now we're done.

00:26:17.000 And by the way, that's with Michigan.

00:26:18.000 Michigan is only, keep in mind, Michigan is only 58% of the vote.

00:26:21.000 So it's a four point spread.

00:26:23.000 Donald Trump lost it with a four-point spread last time, and it has a significantly higher portion of the vote remaining than these other states that have been mentioned.

00:26:32.000 So, here's what bothers me most, is they've been saying Donald Trump needs to run the ball, run the table, you know what I mean?

00:26:38.000 Kind of like an Inside Straight where someone- is that an Inside Straight?

00:26:41.000 Is that a poker thing?

00:26:42.000 Or a flush?

00:26:42.000 What is it?

00:26:43.000 Inside Straight?

00:26:44.000 I don't know.

00:26:45.000 I know that when I watch it on sitcoms, someone goes, full house!

00:26:49.000 And they go for the thing, and the person goes, And then they throw around the cards and then they do this?

00:26:53.000 Yeah.

00:26:53.000 That's what I know.

00:26:54.000 I think Trump might do this, go uh uh uh uh uh.

00:26:59.000 So let's take this scenario.

00:27:00.000 Donald Trump already has won Florida, Texas, Arizona, North Carolina, Georgia, Ohio, Iowa, which is not outside the realm of possibility.

00:27:06.000 No.

00:27:06.000 All right.

00:27:07.000 They're saying Donald Trump needs to run the board.

00:27:08.000 If he wins Michigan or Pennsylvania, he wins.

00:27:10.000 Okay.

00:27:11.000 How does it look for Biden?

00:27:12.000 Let's give Biden Minnesota, which he's guaranteed to win.

00:27:14.000 Well, he doesn't win enough with that.

00:27:16.000 Let's give Biden Wisconsin. 1.00

00:27:18.000 Well, that's not enough.

00:27:19.000 Let's give Biden Michigan. 0.99

00:27:21.000 That's not enough.

00:27:22.000 Biden needs to win All of the blue wall.

00:27:26.000 So what do you think is more likely?

00:27:28.000 That Donald Trump wins either Michigan or Pennsylvania or a combination of Wisconsin and another state?

00:27:34.000 Or that Biden wins Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania?

00:27:37.000 He has to run the fricking board, people!

00:27:41.000 I don't know why everyone else is acting as though Donald Trump only has one path. 0.55

00:27:45.000 Biden only has one path.

00:27:46.000 And by the way, even if we were to take Arizona out of the equation, Biden still really only has one path.

00:27:51.000 One other thing that we need to take note of tonight, if the main second congressional district does go to Donald Trump, it's unlikely that Surprisingly, has a huge effect on tonight because it reduces the likelihood of a tie.

00:28:04.000 So, if we see that Maine's second congressional district is called for Donald Trump, that, even though it's one vote, drastically increases Donald Trump's chances because he doesn't need to win two states in a combination.

00:28:14.000 He could win one of the Midwestern states.

00:28:16.000 So this is me being nerdy, this is me giving you my analysis, but I'm just trying to tell you, I don't know why the media wasn't talking about this.

00:28:23.000 I've been following early voting all along, and this is assuming that all of these are correct, that we're not seeing a significant amount of Democrats go Republican.

00:28:30.000 When you look at the polls that we had, and they asked Democrats, how likely are you to support your candidate?

00:28:34.000 It was in the 70-something percent with Joe Biden.

00:28:37.000 It was in the 80 to 90-something percent with Donald Trump.

00:28:39.000 So here's my question to you.

00:28:41.000 Is it more likely that Trump wins either Michigan or Pennsylvania, or that Biden wins Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania?

00:28:49.000 And then let me ask you, is it more likely that a Rust Belt Democrat, someone in any of the aforementioned states, votes for Trump, or is it more likely that a Michigan, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin Republican votes for Biden?

00:29:04.000 That is the important question to ask yourself, especially when you look at states where they've seen direct results.

00:29:08.000 Fracking, obviously, is a big one.

00:29:10.000 The automotive industry.

00:29:11.000 Taxes that have been lowered for middle class farmers who are happy because of trade deals.

00:29:15.000 I think, based on all statistics that we have available to us, it is far more likely for Democrats to become Trump voters, and we've seen this before, than any Republicans to become Biden voters.

00:29:26.000 So they already did, I want to confirm.

00:29:27.000 They did call Florida.

00:29:29.000 Now you can stop mirroring here my iPad and we can bring it back up.

00:29:32.000 They did call Florida?

00:29:34.000 Yeah, so Decision Desk HQ called Florida.

00:29:37.000 AP hasn't called it yet, but it's, you know, it's... New York Times has over 90% reporting and over 95% chance that it's Trump.

00:29:46.000 Alright, so we actually can call Florida, and so this is time for you guys.

00:29:51.000 We have President Trump here.

00:29:52.000 Florida, thank you.

00:29:53.000 We love you.

00:29:54.000 Thank you for the electoral healing.

00:30:16.000 Got electoral healing.

00:30:19.000 Electoral healing, baby.

00:30:25.000 Makes me feel so fine.

00:30:30.000 When it just soothes my mind.

00:30:37.000 Oh Florida, I just swung up on ya, and then I whacked ya, and hugged ya.

00:30:48.000 Not yet, not yet.

00:30:49.000 Too early, too early.

00:30:52.000 Let's go now live to CNN to see John King soil himself.

00:30:57.000 Just pull out Missouri, for example.

00:30:59.000 It's one of the more conservative states in the country.

00:31:01.000 Joe Biden's ahead right now, but that's early voting.

00:31:04.000 You come down to Texas, this one's more real.

00:31:07.000 Joe Biden's ahead in Missouri.

00:31:09.000 We have a ways to go.

00:31:11.000 We know Texas is going to be more competitive this year.

00:31:13.000 Can Joe Biden win it?

00:31:14.000 No.

00:31:15.000 Stay with us.

00:31:15.000 We'll get through this.

00:31:17.000 We'll get through this together!

00:31:21.000 Will you, John King?

00:31:23.000 Will you pear-shaped, grey, deadly do-right?

00:31:27.000 We'll stick through this! 0.65

00:31:30.000 I won't kill myself!

00:31:32.000 My doctor gave me Prozac!

00:31:34.000 Prozac he gave me now!

00:31:38.000 I think when you're looking at all of the data, you've got to look at where the mainstream media is and where even I think voters on the left and the right were going, you can't trust any of these national polls.

00:31:49.000 And every time you look at a mainstream site, they just skip over the data that doesn't matter.

00:31:53.000 I want to say it wasn't until the last couple of days that you're really starting to see some questions raised about how effective was the early voting.

00:32:01.000 Like how effective did the mail-in ballots actually come if you've got a ton of people surging on And it does seem to me as though the entire reason for emphasizing that was to intentionally discourage people from coming out to vote on the conservative side, to vote for Trump.

00:32:18.000 Because they wanted to say it's already done.

00:32:19.000 And then they want their job security.

00:32:21.000 Where they go, oh he's 14 points ahead in Wisconsin.

00:32:24.000 Really?

00:32:25.000 Hold on a second.

00:32:26.000 Elections tomorrow.

00:32:26.000 We meant one poll.

00:32:29.000 Just drop the four.

00:32:30.000 We meant one point.

00:32:31.000 Well, you said four.

00:32:32.000 You said fourteen points.

00:32:34.000 No, we meant forty?

00:32:36.000 Minus thirty-nine.

00:32:37.000 It's a weird way that we... It's the news.

00:32:39.000 It's a weighted poll.

00:32:41.000 It's weighted forty, and then we counterweight thirty-nine.

00:32:44.000 So really, it's one.

00:32:45.000 You see, you wouldn't understand.

00:32:46.000 So you want to be fired.

00:32:47.000 I should be.

00:32:50.000 Hey, Rowan, Regimented, did we hear about what happened with that crazy call for Virginia earlier, where it was 47% Biden, like, you know, 70,000% for Trump, and they were like, called it for Biden?

00:33:03.000 Yeah, there's something funny going on there.

00:33:06.000 AP called Virginia for Biden very early on.

00:33:10.000 Like 5.30.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, and now we're up to, let's see here, 35% reporting.

00:33:16.000 And Donald Trump has a lead of about 300,000.

00:33:19.000 Well, yeah, but you know what?

00:33:22.000 That always happens with Virginia. 0.94

00:33:23.000 I don't know if Fairfax is in.

00:33:24.000 That's true, but if Virginia moves, so you've got... No, Virginia, I very much doubt Virginia's going.

00:33:30.000 I agree.

00:33:30.000 I'm not saying that it won't.

00:33:31.000 I'm just saying that if that happens, it completely obliterates Biden's chances.

00:33:35.000 Because not only does he have to take all the swing states, he's got to take states that are not in play.

00:33:39.000 And I'm with Stephen that I don't think that it moves, and I think the big question though is, who's out there with the itchy trigger finger who's just going, alright, I wish?

00:33:50.000 I tell you exactly why.

00:33:51.000 You know what they tried to do with Virginia?

00:33:53.000 They wanted Virginia to be that, is it bellwether the term?

00:33:57.000 They wanted Virginia to be that bellwether the way Florida just was.

00:33:59.000 Because I tell you what, Florida, dominating win for Donald Trump from what we know, and give me those numbers once we have them in, Reg, the total numbers, and if we see that with Ohio.

00:34:08.000 This is the thing.

00:34:08.000 Ohio isn't really a swing state, but Ohio is a state that's very representative of the country.

00:34:12.000 Think about it.

00:34:12.000 You've got some big cities there.

00:34:13.000 You've got Columbus, you've got Cincinnati, you've got Dayton, you've got Akron, you've got Cleveland.

00:34:18.000 You've also got a lot of colleges in Ohio, as well as farmers, rural areas, and some nice wealthy suburbs.

00:34:25.000 Ohio is an area that actually is a pretty good intersect of the United States, and if Donald Trump wins that dominatingly, as he did Florida, that's a really bad sign.

00:34:33.000 If he wins it by two or three points, fine.

00:34:34.000 If he wins it by five, six, seven, eight points, It's a sign that he's going to win.

00:34:38.000 What I think they wanted to do is what they did with the polls.

00:34:39.000 They wanted to say, hey, don't worry everyone in Rocky Mountain and Western time zones.

00:34:44.000 We're already calling Virginia for Trump.

00:34:47.000 So we're calling Virginia, sorry, for Biden.

00:34:49.000 So Trump doesn't have any.

00:34:50.000 So you might as well stay home.

00:34:51.000 And instead, Florida ended up being that way, which could energize people, I think, in Arizona.

00:34:56.000 Particularly the Comodice folk in Arizona. 0.93

00:35:00.000 Yeah, I mean, it is funny that Biden did, you know, kind of by insulting the black community, saying that the Hispanic community is very diverse, but while he was simply looking skin deep, right?

00:35:10.000 The actual purpose of looking at these groups, and specifically the Hispanic vote, is there are a number of individuals who are very pro-Trump, who are very pro-conservative, who are out there saying, There's nothing in Biden that is going to be in favor of me because all they know that he sees them as is an immigrant vote.

00:35:28.000 That's it.

00:35:28.000 And by the way, we actually have Smooth Manny, the slightly racist voter, later today talking about how he filled out the ballot.

00:35:34.000 He's Colombian, and I don't know if you know this, but Colombians can be very racist. 1.00

00:35:39.000 Oh yeah.

00:35:40.000 My mother was wildly offended at how Smooth Manny filled out his ballot, but you have to hear his reasoning, and he is Hispanic, and his family is Hispanic, but even I heard it and I thought, That's a little severe. 1.00

00:35:55.000 But again, just look at soccer right now.

00:35:58.000 What's going on with Florida?

00:35:59.000 It's just huge.

00:36:01.000 Florida, 50 to 48, and that's with what percentage of the vote?

00:36:04.000 91.

00:36:04.000 Where are you guys seeing 91%?

00:36:06.000 Bottom right.

00:36:07.000 Do we know what percent of that vote is?

00:36:09.000 In other words, I think the panhandle usually comes in later.

00:36:11.000 Look at Michigan.

00:36:12.000 The Panhandle is still out.

00:36:13.000 It's still very, very early in Michigan.

00:36:15.000 Yeah, it's very early in Michigan.

00:36:17.000 But in Florida, if I'm not mistaken, I remember, the Panhandle tends to come in later.

00:36:22.000 Well, it does.

00:36:23.000 They're on Central Time Zone.

00:36:24.000 It's typically Pinellas County.

00:36:25.000 They're coming in later.

00:36:26.000 When we looked earlier, they hadn't come in.

00:36:28.000 I don't know, Reg, if you've seen whether they've come in or not, but they were still out a little while ago, which is So in other words, if there's a two-point lead right now in Florida for Donald Trump, that's the best shot that they had with Miami-Dade County, and they expected the Camodises cavalry coming over the hill, and instead they said, Donde esta mi balato for Trumpo?

00:36:48.000 They're like, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:36:50.000 Stay out.

00:36:50.000 I'm going to call ICE.

00:36:52.000 I don't care.

00:36:54.000 I can call ICE, I am going to vote, but I don't wear the shoes to my polling station because they make me fall down.

00:37:02.000 So I think they were expecting, that's their best shot, so I wouldn't be expecting to see a three or four point lead for Donald Trump in Florida, if not more.

00:37:12.000 What did he win it by, do we remember?

00:37:13.000 Maybe Reg, you can bring it up, what he won Florida by last election.

00:37:17.000 Oh sure, yeah.

00:37:18.000 It looked like in Miami-Dade, Trump had pulled in 100,000 more votes than he did last time around.

00:37:23.000 That's big!

00:37:25.000 That's supposed to be your home, Joe!

00:37:26.000 That's what my two-year-old says.

00:37:27.000 In 2016, Trump won 48.6% to Clinton's 47.4%.

00:37:29.000 Oh, so it's already further apart.

00:37:30.000 2016, Trump won 48.6% to Clinton's 47.4%.

00:37:37.000 Oh, so it's already further apart.

00:37:39.000 It's already further apart than that.

00:37:41.000 And again, it's only going to get worse because I don't think we have the panhandle.

00:37:44.000 Perhaps someone can let us know or let Reg know.

00:37:46.000 I think the panhandle, I remember last go-around, was the last to vote.

00:37:48.000 Well, before we continue here, and by the way, the promo code is CROWDERELECTIONSTREAM.

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00:37:59.000 We have some people on standby to make sure that we are not copyright struck tonight. 0.99

00:38:02.000 If you see me run out, either I've got to pee or shit's foot. 0.98

00:38:08.000 Or both. 0.99

00:38:09.000 Could be.

00:38:09.000 You never know.

00:38:10.000 It could be both.

00:38:11.000 Or number two.

00:38:11.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:38:12.000 You could also get on your foot with this domesticated pheasant 102.

00:38:19.000 It's 100.

00:38:20.000 Just over 100.

00:38:21.000 I said, no, no, no, you're thinking of something else.

00:38:23.000 I said 102, buddy.

00:38:26.000 Alright, Donald Trump has won Indiana.

00:38:29.000 Donald Trump has won Indiana!

00:38:32.000 Oh my word, it's time to call it for some electoral healing, Indiana. 0.90

00:38:38.000 Yeah, Donald Trump, take it away.

00:39:00.000 Got electoral healing.

00:39:03.000 Electoral healing, baby.

00:39:08.000 Makes me feel so fine.

00:39:13.000 When it just soothes my mind.

00:39:20.000 Indiana.

00:39:22.000 You got the Indy 500.

00:39:24.000 And then some corn.

00:39:30.000 Oh come on!

00:39:30.000 What about Notre Dame?

00:39:31.000 He's been busy campaigning.

00:39:35.000 He doesn't have time to write.

00:39:37.000 And I cannot believe that we have 50 states of this!

00:39:42.000 So much winning.

00:39:43.000 You were talking about this earlier.

00:39:45.000 We spent a whole time nerding out on the analysis about the early mail-in voting.

00:39:49.000 And my tax lawyer and my corporate lawyer back at the firm are sending me some data talking about Nate Silver Walking it back.

00:39:59.000 I hope he walks it right back into the strap-on from 7.

00:40:02.000 Lust is the sin! 1.00

00:40:05.000 Don't take it out on me!

00:40:07.000 It's one of the deadly sins.

00:40:08.000 Nate Silver, you should know better!

00:40:12.000 So let me see your maps before we continue.

00:40:15.000 Look at the face on that!

00:40:17.000 I mean, listen.

00:40:18.000 It could go anywhere.

00:40:19.000 But you guys saw my map.

00:40:20.000 You guys saw what I saw.

00:40:23.000 You know what?

00:40:23.000 I've got one out of however many.

00:40:25.000 Florida.

00:40:26.000 That's a big one!

00:40:27.000 I would be more surprised if Florida went blue than Texas.

00:40:29.000 How many times, Reg, the bandit, how many times did you hear me say you believe Florida,

00:40:33.000 everyone here believes Florida's a swing state.

00:40:34.000 I'm like Florida's a swing state and Ohio is not a swing state.

00:40:36.000 I've told you guys, Ohio, Florida and Iowa are, I would be more surprised if Florida

00:40:43.000 went blue than Texas.

00:40:45.000 I don't know why Texas is going blue.

00:40:49.000 You remember earlier, you were like, I'm gonna nerd out, we're gonna dig into it.

00:40:52.000 You know, look, we gotta look at this data.

00:40:54.000 Let me just read you Nate Silver's tweet.

00:40:56.000 The big split in mail versus election day votes just makes election night harder.

00:41:00.000 Like, I think the Midwest sort of looks decent for Biden, but it's very hard to know much definitively unless you've really done a lot of needle-like analysis on exactly what type of votes are in.

00:41:11.000 If only there was a stream that was doing If only there were a stream.

00:41:16.000 Are you guys telling me that I need to bring them on right now?

00:41:18.000 No.

00:41:18.000 Okay, not right now.

00:41:19.000 So let's show your maps then first.

00:41:20.000 Okay.

00:41:21.000 Gerald, let's see Gerald's map.

00:41:23.000 And then let's see Bill's map.

00:41:24.000 And who here has a map?

00:41:26.000 I do.

00:41:26.000 Alright, well let's cycle through the slicks.

00:41:28.000 Let's see yours really quickly.

00:41:29.000 You have to show them to the camera or do we have them digitally?

00:41:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:33.000 Okay, that's how you have it looking finally.

00:41:35.000 That's upside down.

00:41:36.000 Upside down.

00:41:37.000 Yeah, no, that's not the right way to do it either.

00:41:39.000 Does he know?

00:41:40.000 No, my gosh.

00:41:41.000 Pretty close to 2016.

00:41:42.000 Thank God he wasn't with the Spaniards. 1.00

00:41:46.000 I gave him a couple of different ones.

00:41:52.000 I don't have Trump losing any states that he won last time.

00:41:56.000 I did, just as a long shot, give him Minnesota.

00:41:58.000 They did give him Minnesota.

00:42:00.000 Yeah, I didn't give him that one.

00:42:00.000 By the way, when Wisconsin is called, even Brendan is going to be attacked by an attack dog.

00:42:05.000 Oh, and I should tell you, later in the stream, Betty, my lovely Betty, will be reunited for the first time.

00:42:10.000 She's been at doggy training to become a physical therapy dog, and she will be coming in here with an entire pyramid of toilet paper, as she had before.

00:42:18.000 You guys, do you have your maps?

00:42:19.000 Do we have overlays for their maps?

00:42:20.000 I didn't know.

00:42:20.000 No, I didn't.

00:42:21.000 So I can tell you mine.

00:42:22.000 I can tell you mine too, so.

00:42:24.000 Yeah, so if you, you know.

00:42:25.000 We do?

00:42:25.000 Okay, let me show, let's show Half Nation Bill's map.

00:42:28.000 No, Bill didn't follow directions.

00:42:30.000 We have Gerald's.

00:42:30.000 Bill can't be bothered.

00:42:34.000 Harumph, harumph.

00:42:35.000 He's going into court.

00:42:35.000 I sent in a map.

00:42:36.000 What is fascinating is I... Are you sure Bill goes into court?

00:42:39.000 He's going, are you sure about those five minutes?

00:42:42.000 Are you sure about those five minutes?

00:42:46.000 I may have been mistaken.

00:42:47.000 Let me tell you what my map looked like.

00:42:49.000 Well, that's an obvious.

00:42:54.000 Duh.

00:42:54.000 That's an everyday.

00:42:55.000 There's no question there. 0.99

00:42:56.000 It's the California penis sizes. 0.99

00:42:58.000 You know where it's going. 0.99

00:43:02.000 Actually, I bet you would. 1.00

00:43:04.000 You get a lot of those roll votes out in China, they're like, man, fuck Beijing. 1.00

00:43:09.000 Back to America. 1.00

00:43:10.000 I'm with you on Minnesota.

00:43:12.000 I do think Michigan goes Biden.

00:43:15.000 And I'm not necessarily that's reflective of the actual populace, but just the voters and who are going out there.

00:43:20.000 But I did see Florida, of course Texas, of course North Carolina going to Trump.

00:43:24.000 OK.

00:43:25.000 And you?

00:43:26.000 So I picked Minnesota.

00:43:28.000 I picked Pennsylvania.

00:43:29.000 And then obviously the other states.

00:43:31.000 I thought Arizona was solid.

00:43:32.000 You guys are out of your mind, I think.

00:43:33.000 No, no, no.

00:43:34.000 Hold on.

00:43:35.000 If you think Minnesota goes red, but Michigan and Wisconsin don't, that's what's crazy to me.

00:43:39.000 I thought it was going to be a toss-up between those three.

00:43:42.000 I thought one of those at least would go red.

00:43:43.000 And I picked Minnesota for fun.

00:43:44.000 Because I didn't figure anybody else would.

00:43:46.000 This isn't about paying for fun.

00:43:47.000 Do you know the consequences if you lose?

00:43:48.000 You're getting shot in a bulletproof vest.

00:43:51.000 Do you understand how painful that's going to be?

00:43:52.000 You mentioned that earlier.

00:43:53.000 Yeah, it's going to be very painful.

00:43:55.000 No, no.

00:43:55.000 He's not going to die because Spartan Armor is a wonderful sponsor, but it's going to hurt.

00:44:00.000 Well, no!

00:44:01.000 I think people think we're joking.

00:44:03.000 No, no, no, no, Gerald, it's definitely going to hurt.

00:44:06.000 No, it's just not going to happen.

00:44:07.000 I wanted a shot in a bulletproof vest, and then my half-Asian lawyer said we couldn't get the key man insurance.

00:44:13.000 And I'm definitely not a key man, so is that what I'm hearing?

00:44:15.000 Look, there's a reason why we asked your wife to sign the permissions. 1.00

00:44:18.000 Whoa, honey! 1.00

00:44:22.000 We do not have the daily wire yet, correct?

00:44:25.000 No, not yet.

00:44:25.000 Okay.

00:44:26.000 So actually, before we continue, I do want to, uh, by the way, people who are watching, uh, at MugClubLido.com slash MugClubTheBlaze, uh, will be taking your chat throughout the evening.

00:44:36.000 Of course, keep us updated, uh, RegTheBandit, as things unfold.

00:44:39.000 But we actually have Our correspondent, Thomas Finnegan, who you know, he does our morning traffic updates, we actually sent him out to polling stations today to kind of get a feel.

00:44:52.000 It's our own unofficial exit polling, so let's go to Thomas Finnegan out in the world.

00:44:57.000 Well, Stephen, I was on my way up to Waco to ask some people who they're voting for,

00:45:12.000 but my car broke down, so now I'm here in Travis County and I'm looking for some folks

00:45:17.000 to ask some questions.

00:45:18.000 Oh, well, we hope that you stay safe.

00:45:19.000 I don't really know if that's the best way to fix your car, but you plan on asking some people out there today, right?

00:45:24.000 Sorry, Stephen.

00:45:25.000 You plan on asking them about their votes?

00:45:27.000 I can't quite... Well, sure, I just... Here's some folks.

00:45:29.000 I'll go ask them.

00:45:30.000 Okay, well I...

00:45:31.000 Hey ladies! 1.00

00:45:32.000 Who you voting for?

00:45:33.000 Who you voting for?

00:45:34.000 Nice! 0.94

00:45:35.000 Yeah, I don't want to...

00:45:36.000 Oh, nice.

00:45:38.000 I hope it ends well.

00:45:39.000 Nah, well, it doesn't end well for me.

00:45:41.000 Thank God I have a lawyer.

00:45:41.000 It's like a threatening walrus coming after you with a tire iron.

00:45:45.000 I mean, you'd think he's there for hugs, but those tusks. 1.00

00:45:48.000 He doesn't know what he's doing, you know.

00:45:50.000 He's Canadian.

00:45:50.000 He's harmless.

00:45:51.000 He is.

00:45:52.000 They've never won a major war.

00:45:54.000 Their greatest accomplishment was bending over for the king, like Nate Silver will do for us by the time the evening is through.

00:46:01.000 Poor guy.

00:46:01.000 Taxation without representation?

00:46:03.000 More of it, I say to you, Nate!

00:46:06.000 Alright, let's go to, now actually, our lovely friends.

00:46:10.000 You're always told, do not cross the streams, but we've decided to go against the grain and cross the streams.

00:46:17.000 Daily Wire, we have Ben Shapiro, Jeremy Boring, Andrew Clavin over there.

00:46:22.000 Can you hear me, gentlemen?

00:46:24.000 Do you blame the Belgian Prime Minister for the fact that there are more deaths per million in Belgium?

00:46:28.000 Dennis Prager!

00:46:29.000 Do you blame every country's leaders for the coronavirus deaths, or only America?

00:46:34.000 Oh my god, are they poking us?

00:46:36.000 You give him one fake university and he holds court.

00:46:41.000 I thought we had an electric button to be able to switch.

00:46:45.000 So they don't even know that we're there?

00:46:46.000 That's what they promised us.

00:46:47.000 Can you guys let me know?

00:46:49.000 Is there anything you guys can let me know?

00:46:51.000 Should we just cut it?

00:46:52.000 Hey! 0.99

00:46:52.000 Hey, Ben Shapiro! 0.99

00:46:53.000 Ben Shapiro!

00:46:54.000 Ben Shapiro!

00:46:54.000 Hold on a second.

00:46:58.000 Alright.

00:46:59.000 Baldy! 0.99

00:47:01.000 Mmm, sort of an addendum.

00:47:03.000 PragerU and Yamica.

00:47:06.000 Can you guys hear me?

00:47:08.000 Wait, is that Phil Jackman?

00:47:10.000 Hold on a second, I think Jeremy is.

00:47:12.000 We have another good treat for our Tasty Wire viewers right now, and that is that we are joined by and also joining, because of the magic of the internet, it's a cross-stream.

00:47:21.000 I don't know who gets to take credit for it, but you know, as long as it's me talking, I'm going to take credit for it.

00:47:25.000 We're being joined currently by our good friend, Steven Crowder, who is also live all night, the way that we are.

00:47:31.000 Look at him.

00:47:31.000 Yes, we are live.

00:47:32.000 Can you hear me now?

00:47:33.000 I can hear you!

00:47:34.000 I tried to call in and then Dennis Prager over there was holding court for some reason.

00:47:39.000 He's got a university or something like that.

00:47:43.000 Dennis, we got stuff to do too!

00:47:48.000 Well listen, I want to know what you guys expect tonight.

00:47:50.000 I went through why I think it's far more likely for Trump to win than not and how Biden actually needs to The only person who needs to run the board tonight is Biden.

00:47:59.000 Biden needs to win Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

00:48:02.000 He needs to win all of them if Trump holds onto North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, which I think he will.

00:48:06.000 And I sort of contrasted this with the modeled party votes that we saw in states, and it was accurate, would we say, guys, to the letter with Florida thus far.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, pretty close.

00:48:17.000 And I think we'll see it in Ohio.

00:48:18.000 So what are you guys expecting?

00:48:19.000 What's the feeling over there between the two Gentile—well, I guess one Gentile and two and a half Jews?

00:48:31.000 So, as you know, actually, Dennis and I together add up to two Jews.

00:48:34.000 I'm like half, and Dennis is like a Jew and a half.

00:48:42.000 I think that the feeling... Wait, are you guys just going to avoid the incredible discomfort that Andrew Klavan converted from Judaism?

00:48:48.000 Oh, yeah, we just ignore that.

00:48:52.000 Until they need the magic healing.

00:48:56.000 We'll see how it all comes out.

00:48:57.000 You should watch Andrew handle snakes.

00:49:00.000 It is remarkable.

00:49:01.000 By the way, Clayton will be the first person to find out whether he was right or wrong.

00:49:04.000 You'll get a note.

00:49:07.000 You're gonna get a note.

00:49:08.000 At least his note will include a tip.

00:49:09.000 So I think that the feeling is...

00:49:11.000 At least his note will include a tip. Go ahead.

00:49:13.000 Cautious optimism, I think, is the feeling in this room.

00:49:19.000 At least for me, cautious optimism.

00:49:21.000 Right now, they're saying that North Carolina looks like it's trending Trump, Georgia's trending Trump, Texas is going to stick Trump, which means the next state that we're really going to find out about is Pennsylvania and Ohio.

00:49:30.000 These are all too close for comfort.

00:49:32.000 No, Ohio's not too close for comfort.

00:49:34.000 Ohio's not a swing state.

00:49:39.000 Steven, you spend more time than we do in the Rust Belt.

00:49:42.000 I mean, you have a lot of roots in Michigan and spend a lot of time there and war with their governor routinely.

00:49:50.000 Tell us what you're thinking about those states.

00:49:52.000 Why isn't Ohio a swing state?

00:49:53.000 What are you saying that we're missing?

00:49:55.000 Well, Ohio is not a swing state because if you look at the early voting, and I had this up before, actually Donald Trump won Ohio by I believe it was eight points last go-around, but actually Democrats outnumbered Republicans in 2016, which means it was a huge portion of Democrats who voted for Trump, registered Democrats.

00:50:11.000 And even now with the early voting, without any of today's voting in, we're already seeing Republicans with a pretty wide margin in Ohio versus Biden.

00:50:21.000 So, if you believe that Democrats will come out today and vote, outvote Republicans 3-1, then maybe.

00:50:25.000 Otherwise, I don't even think it's close.

00:50:27.000 Now, outside of that, Michigan, there's about a 4-point spread when you look at the modeled party model.

00:50:32.000 But again, Donald Trump won that where he was down about 4 points.

00:50:36.000 Again, so that would mean that if he's down 4 points, he could be up Seven really in Michigan because a lot of Democrats will vote for Donald Trump.

00:50:44.000 I don't know that Donald Trump will be victorious in Michigan or Pennsylvania.

00:50:48.000 I don't think we'll know Pennsylvania until we look in every single ditch and find a few extra million ballot boxes.

00:50:55.000 Well, here's the question, right?

00:50:57.000 Logically speaking, if Donald Trump hangs on to North Carolina and Georgia, which everyone was saying was a swing state, and I said, I'm very, very confident in Florida and Ohio long before Georgia and North Carolina.

00:51:07.000 So if those go Trump, I am, I mean, I will eat this bag of coffee, Black Rifle, wonderful sponsor.

00:51:14.000 If Ohio goes to Biden.

00:51:16.000 And I also would be surprised to see Arizona go to Biden.

00:51:18.000 So when people say that, guess what?

00:51:20.000 Trump just needs to win either Pennsylvania or Michigan.

00:51:23.000 If that map that I just laid out for you remains true, guess what?

00:51:26.000 Biden needs to win Minnesota, not enough.

00:51:28.000 Wisconsin, not enough.

00:51:29.000 Add Michigan, not enough.

00:51:30.000 Pennsylvania, now he gets over it.

00:51:32.000 What do we think is more likely?

00:51:34.000 That Donald Trump keeps the states that we've all agreed upon here, and wins either one Michigan or Pennsylvania, or that Biden

00:51:41.000 runs the entire blue wall.

00:51:43.000 I think the former is more likely and Michigan could go either way. But I don't think Ohio is

00:51:49.000 too close for comfort, Ben. I don't want to say that you're a defeatist, but come on, there's no

00:51:52.000 way Ohio's going for Biden. I'd be very surprised. I'm still getting over Ben Shapiro being cautiously

00:51:59.000 That's party time!

00:52:03.000 Cautiously optimistic for Ben is still very negative.

00:52:09.000 Steven, I have a question for you that transcends the political.

00:52:13.000 Yes.

00:52:13.000 Are you actually, are you strapped right now?

00:52:16.000 Yes.

00:52:17.000 What are you wearing?

00:52:20.000 Actually, I'm going classic.

00:52:22.000 This is a .357 Magnum Smith & Wesson Model 686.

00:52:25.000 It's an old revolver that carries seven shots, a .357 Magnum and some moon clips in here.

00:52:30.000 So we have many guns in this office.

00:52:32.000 We don't live in California.

00:52:33.000 I don't know if you're in Nashville yet.

00:52:35.000 Are you investigating a murder?

00:52:37.000 What exactly is going on over there?

00:52:39.000 Well, you know what?

00:52:40.000 I will tell you this.

00:52:40.000 I wore it once for open carry and I came home and my wife just got very comfortable.

00:52:47.000 Good enough for me.

00:52:48.000 I continue wearing it.

00:52:50.000 My wife likes suspenders, but who am I, Larry King?

00:52:53.000 So I just wear the open carry, and my wife likes it. 0.87

00:52:56.000 She's like, I really like it, and I enjoy it, and it makes me look tougher than anyone else on this stream.

00:53:02.000 Which is good.

00:53:02.000 Which is really all I was aiming for.

00:53:04.000 If you didn't look tougher than the people on this stream, you'd be in trouble.

00:53:08.000 I will say, and I rarely paint you.

00:53:10.000 Dennis Prager's a big guy.

00:53:11.000 He's like 6'5".

00:53:14.000 You don't want to wrestle with Dennis, that's for sure.

00:53:16.000 I rarely give you compliments on the account of I hate you and all, and I got to see you be waterboarded that time.

00:53:20.000 You don't even need a gun! 0.97

00:53:23.000 As a freaking giant who practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, I think that you're going to take good care of yourself. 0.97

00:53:29.000 Well, um, thank you very much. 0.88

00:53:32.000 But that being said, in the street, I've always avoided physical altercations, and I will say this to anyone who tells you this out there, if it does come down to a physical altercation, I'll take a gun, just like the whole Gracie family who created the UFC.

00:53:43.000 Like, in the street?

00:53:44.000 What are you, out your mind? 1.00

00:53:45.000 I'm going to go bang, bang, shoot, you're dead! 1.00

00:53:48.000 So, uh, yeah. 0.99

00:53:50.000 It's nice to roll around the mats.

00:53:53.000 The real reason that he knows Brazilian Jiu Jitsu is just because that's how he gets to know people and greets them.

00:54:02.000 Literally the first time he came over to my house he put me in a headlock and put me in a sleeper hole.

00:54:06.000 No, no, no, no, no, no!

00:54:08.000 Absolute fact.

00:54:08.000 That's a lie, Ben.

00:54:09.000 I capped out.

00:54:10.000 Ben, correct that lie because you're an honest guy and I don't want the alt-right people to go out there with ammo and perpetuating a negative stereotype.

00:54:17.000 I did not walk up and choke you.

00:54:19.000 I asked you and you said, okay, be careful, and you forgot to mention that you had a hernia, Ben! 0.71

00:54:26.000 You didn't tell me before I choked you! 0.97

00:54:28.000 It goes without saying I haven't heard of you.

00:54:30.000 It goes without saying I haven't heard of you.

00:54:32.000 Come on.

00:54:34.000 This is, for those who don't remember, this is 100% a true story.

00:54:39.000 And then I was outside of Ben Shapiro's apartment going, I think you live where they shot the original Karate Kid.

00:54:46.000 Steven and I have the weirdest non-sexual S&M relationship.

00:54:51.000 The first time we got together in a room, he put me in a headlock, and then I watched him be waterboarded.

00:54:56.000 And frankly, we just need to stay out of the same stage.

00:55:00.000 You know what was worse than waterboarding?

00:55:01.000 I was at Ben Shapiro's that, and I thought we would never talk again, because Ben Shapiro put me up for, I won't name it specifically, but he put me up, he recommended me, he was very nice, for a morning radio drive show, where it was like a news show, and he said, here, he had his whole, I think his show was in Orlando, he had his whole radio set up, and then, like the day before I did it, I was going, I'm gonna do what this show is, and they said, we don't want any opinion, it's straight news, I went, oh, and I bombed in Ben Shapiro's Ben, so badly that I remember sitting there for five minutes before I opened the door just because I didn't want to look Ben in the face.

00:55:34.000 I was like, you looked me in the eyes, and then they told me to do straight news, and I made a joke about it.

00:55:40.000 They were like, what?

00:55:40.000 Ben said, what did you know?

00:55:41.000 I was like, something about my penis size. 1.00

00:55:42.000 I don't know. 0.99

00:55:43.000 I didn't break SEC rules.

00:55:44.000 But I know they didn't like it.

00:55:45.000 I'm so sorry.

00:55:47.000 I'm so sorry, Ben.

00:55:49.000 So, no, I do remember that.

00:55:51.000 Those were good times.

00:55:51.000 It's been a rocky road.

00:55:52.000 It's been a rocky road.

00:55:53.000 Let's just focus in again on the fact that you have a wife, and I have a wife, and all that.

00:55:57.000 No, no, no, let's focus in on the fact that you have a very, very good-looking wife, Ben. 1.00

00:56:02.000 Which, you know... It's not a fair world, I mean, I think we have to... It is not a fair world.

00:56:07.000 Hey, by the way, by the way!

00:56:10.000 I just saw Ben Shapiro's sister for the first time three days ago.

00:56:14.000 Really?

00:56:14.000 It is amazing how much they look alike.

00:56:16.000 She's not going anyplace good.

00:56:17.000 But it's insane.

00:56:18.000 I'm not going to say anything inappropriate, Ben.

00:56:21.000 They look alike, but she's also beautiful.

00:56:23.000 Yes.

00:56:24.000 It's kind of like a square circle.

00:56:25.000 I know.

00:56:27.000 A friend of mine met the president for the first time.

00:56:31.000 He's a middle-aged guy.

00:56:34.000 And he has a beautiful wife and they he told me he met the president this was basically the entirety of the dialogue because they posed for a picture and He said to the president is the president.

00:56:46.000 My daughter is currently interning which she is at the White House.

00:56:49.000 Yes make four great daughters this guy and Trump looks at the guy with total seriousness and says I hope she got her looks from your wife. 0.89

00:56:59.000 Hmm The entirety of the conversation.

00:57:03.000 Hail to the Chief began playing in the background.

00:57:07.000 That same story happened with Joe Biden.

00:57:09.000 He said, I hope she uses Perk Plus!

00:57:15.000 True story.

00:57:16.000 And then we will have to let you guys go.

00:57:17.000 We taped this video the other day where I was asking people about Charlottesville.

00:57:21.000 Very fine people on both sides.

00:57:22.000 It was a terrific video, by the way, Ed.

00:57:24.000 Thank you very much.

00:57:25.000 I thought you did a great job with it.

00:57:26.000 I made a horrible mistake.

00:57:27.000 I said Charlottesville, North Carolina.

00:57:29.000 Of course I know it's Virginia.

00:57:30.000 And Charlotte, North Carolina.

00:57:31.000 That's one of those things.

00:57:31.000 So fact check me!

00:57:34.000 So I want to make sure that I'm clear about that.

00:57:36.000 But what happened was... I don't remember what I was going to say.

00:57:38.000 What were we talking about before this?

00:57:40.000 Oh! 0.60

00:57:41.000 There was a lady saying that Donald Trump was sexist.

00:57:43.000 And I did all of these equations in my head, I swear to you, within two seconds.

00:57:46.000 my lawyer will like this and I said and you you believe this why should I think

00:57:50.000 he hates every you don't have any respect for him and I said okay but you

00:57:52.000 believe that Biden does she said yes absolutely and I did all of these

00:57:55.000 equations in my head I swear to you within two seconds I was this close to

00:57:58.000 just leaning into her and going and then I said no wait a second

00:58:05.000 If I do that, I'll get sued.

00:58:06.000 But then I said, wait, that would be absolutely hysterical because I could get sued for doing exactly what Joe Biden did.

00:58:11.000 However, I don't want to be locked up in lawsuits.

00:58:13.000 So maybe I'll just say, what if I sniffed you right now?

00:58:15.000 And I felt like that would undercut the argument.

00:58:17.000 So I said nothing.

00:58:18.000 But all of those calculations in about four seconds, I just want to lean and go... I just want to talk about the maturity.

00:58:24.000 watching the maturing of Stephen Crowder and I'll see you next time.

00:58:33.000 Absolutely.

00:58:34.000 Three years ago I would have sniffed her.

00:58:36.000 I would have been like nibbling her ear lobes. 0.77

00:58:42.000 Thanks for hanging out with us tonight and thanks for your prediction.

00:58:46.000 I'm hopeful that you know more about the Rust Belt than we do.

00:58:50.000 I'm hopeful that your way of looking at this is the right way because I think the one thing we all know is that that hair sniffer cannot be the President of the United States. 0.94

00:58:57.000 Right.

00:58:57.000 Well let me ask you one question.

00:58:59.000 One question to everyone.

00:59:00.000 Arizona.

00:59:01.000 How do you think it goes?

00:59:04.000 Well, I mean, the way that Trump is performing with Hispanics in Texas, I'm a lot more positive than I was earlier today about Arizona.

00:59:11.000 I thought it was knife-edge.

00:59:12.000 I think I got a favor in Arizona now.

00:59:13.000 What about the black vote that we've said might be the biggest ever for Republicans?

00:59:19.000 So it is in Florida, but we don't have enough stats.

00:59:21.000 We are seeing some movement.

00:59:22.000 Georgia would be significant.

00:59:23.000 We're seeing some movement, not really in Georgia as far as I've seen, but North Carolina.

00:59:27.000 Hey, hey, hey, Mensa members, let's stay on Arizona. 0.87

00:59:31.000 I wanted to go out on a quick trip.

00:59:33.000 Arizona, does everyone say Trump or Biden and then I gotta let you go.

00:59:37.000 I'll say Trump.

00:59:38.000 I'll say Trump in Arizona.

00:59:39.000 The question is the Senate race in Arizona.

00:59:42.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:59:43.000 Alright, thank you guys.

00:59:44.000 Dailywire.com.

00:59:45.000 Where's your stream for people to watch it?

00:59:48.000 DailyWire.com.

00:59:49.000 Thank you, Steven, and thanks to all of our friends at The Blade.

00:59:51.000 Absolutely, we may check in with you later.

00:59:53.000 All right, be well, gentlemen.

00:59:54.000 We will see you.

00:59:54.000 We must go.

00:59:56.000 Okay, we are back here.

00:59:57.000 Is there anything new since that has happened, Reg the Bandit?

01:00:00.000 Let's see what's going on at CNN really quickly.

01:00:03.000 We've got some Florida information.

01:00:04.000 Oh, Florida information.

01:00:05.000 Is it about the colored?

01:00:09.000 Red versus blue, guys.

01:00:10.000 Yeah, those colors.

01:00:12.000 What are we seeing in Florida now?

01:00:13.000 We were seeing it was 93% reporting and still looked like a 2-2.5% lead, so still filling in.

01:00:21.000 I think that's in the bag.

01:00:22.000 I actually thought you were saying Florida on the CNN because I think it's a done deal at this point.

01:00:28.000 We had a few calls, not necessarily surprising, Biden takes New York And New Mexico, and Trump, as they've called Nebraska, Louisiana, Wyoming, South Dakota, and North Dakota.

01:00:41.000 Wait, President Trump outperforming 2016 by 5% in Georgia.

01:00:44.000 In those specific counties, yeah, in Georgia.

01:00:47.000 Let me ask you this, is Atlanta, are they counting Atlanta right now?

01:00:51.000 Is Atlanta, are those counties being counted by a significant amount, or are they not in by a bunch?

01:00:55.000 Because if those counties are already in by a significant amount, and Trump is ahead, that's a really bad sign.

01:01:01.000 Because he wins the rural and the suburban Georgia vote pretty handily.

01:01:05.000 It just comes down to about Atlanta and one or two other major counties.

01:01:09.000 Yeah, it looks like there's still a lot more to go in Atlanta there with the numbers that they're showing.

01:01:12.000 But the fact that he's doing so well in Georgia, and you know, you made fun of me a minute ago.

01:01:16.000 Virginia.

01:01:17.000 Look at the numbers in Virginia right now.

01:01:19.000 Right.

01:01:19.000 Trump is way ahead.

01:01:20.000 I know there's still a little bit to go there, but I'm kind of shocked by that one.

01:01:24.000 I mentioned it a second ago thinking, huh, that was pretty surprising.

01:01:26.000 They took it down, and when it comes back up in a minute, Reg, can you dig in and find out what's going on there?

01:01:31.000 Are we just waiting on huge Democrat districts to report or what?

01:01:35.000 Are you talking about Georgia here?

01:01:37.000 No, I'm sorry, I moved on to Virginia.

01:01:38.000 Virginia, Virginia.

01:01:40.000 Yeah, that's still a little bit of a mystery to me.

01:01:42.000 I'm assuming that they must not be reporting some major Democrat districts, otherwise that call would not make sense.

01:01:49.000 I know there's some similar stuff going on in Georgia that the New York Times is, because of the districts that are being the New York Times is favoring Trump to win Georgia pretty

01:02:01.000 heavily.

01:02:02.000 Hey, Corder Blackjack, can you shut off the color balls that are on my prompter?

01:02:05.000 One thing here, let's bring up the map that we have filled in.

01:02:07.000 Let me see, does anyone else here notice something?

01:02:10.000 Really quick, let's bring up the map.

01:02:12.000 Does anyone notice something with this map?

01:02:14.000 What do you guys notice?

01:02:16.000 Do you notice they're quickly calling?

01:02:21.000 Even though these are states that were generally, like, we knew New York was going to go, obviously, to Biden.

01:02:25.000 We knew Illinois.

01:02:26.000 There are far more Trump states that they're calling quickly for Trump.

01:02:29.000 And by the way, they're not all small states.

01:02:31.000 Tennessee, Florida, Missouri, these are not small, inconsequential states.

01:02:37.000 So if you look at, they're filling out that map faster for Trump, and he's outperforming right now in Georgia.

01:02:42.000 It's early by 5%.

01:02:42.000 These are rapid.

01:02:45.000 Results.

01:02:46.000 That's what I was saying.

01:02:47.000 If it was a walk-off win for Donald Trump in some of these places, that could mean that we'll have the results tonight.

01:02:53.000 But again, if you look at this map, sure, I think, what do we have?

01:02:56.000 We have 101 versus 133 electoral votes.

01:02:58.000 But again, if you just look at the total number of states, because really it's Illinois and New York, we have a good amount of moderate states.

01:03:04.000 And by the way, Pretty, some of them are pretty diverse states when you look at them.

01:03:08.000 Tennessee is not always that far red.

01:03:11.000 We should have a good idea as to what is coming in from Tennessee.

01:03:14.000 Trying to see there, obviously Indiana, we know Oklahoma, Arkansas, okay, Louisiana.

01:03:20.000 Missouri, what's funny to me is they had Missouri as a toss-up.

01:03:24.000 Only about two, and remember I was talking, we were just talking about Missouri, I'm like, what are they, out of their mind?

01:03:28.000 Yeah, it's absolutely insane to think about where these, I mean, but again, if you're kind of following, you can get very far out on a limb if you start listening to this echo chamber about the number of early voters, and how many people are out there, and how many broken windows there are, and how many, you know, protesters there are, and thinking that that's going to translate into votes, especially when you then add on the veneer of national polling, or poor, you know, structures and processes for local voting.

01:03:53.000 you're gonna get yourself on your way out on a limb and that's what we're saying.

01:03:56.000 Right. We're seeing it close a lot right now in Ohio and Texas. They've been showing these

01:04:00.000 numbers that they've... Texas obviously I think is going to go Trump, but they've been showing

01:04:03.000 Biden's lead early, right? And they're showing reporting from Houston and Dallas and some

01:04:06.000 counties that are... I'm not going to be going for it. No, no, no, I know.

01:04:08.000 I'm just saying what you're seeing is these things are closing very quickly.

01:04:11.000 The only thing that's not closing quickly, because they're slow at everything, is Pennsylvania.

01:04:14.000 These guys are notoriously slow at counting.

01:04:16.000 Can we bring up that quote from the AG in Pennsylvania here, Reg the Bandit?

01:04:22.000 What was it that he said?

01:04:22.000 If all the votes are counted, there's no way in hell that Donald Trump wins.

01:04:27.000 How do you say that?

01:04:27.000 Wow.

01:04:29.000 How do you say that?

01:04:29.000 If you know something, other people don't know.

01:04:32.000 Right.

01:04:33.000 Which is mainly, they're going to rig it.

01:04:35.000 And this is amazing right now.

01:04:36.000 They're saying Donald Trump is complaining about a rigged election.

01:04:39.000 They've said they will not call it.

01:04:40.000 They won't allow it to be called tonight, no matter what, in social media.

01:04:43.000 Right?

01:04:44.000 Well, they think there are just going to be too many votes left to count.

01:04:46.000 Pennsylvania is saying he's not going to win no matter what.

01:04:48.000 Is that not saying it's a rigged election? 0.97

01:04:50.000 What if Donald Trump wins because of people getting their shit burned down in Philadelphia and your guy promising that he's going to end a significant portion, like a quarter of your economy? 0.97

01:04:59.000 What if Donald, no no no, he's not going to win? 0.99

01:05:01.000 I think there's some rigging!

01:05:03.000 Methinks there's some carnival barkers afoot! 0.96

01:05:05.000 Well, and Trump was raked over the coals for hesitating when they asked him about a transfer of power.

01:05:11.000 But they're totally fine if they don't accept the election.

01:05:14.000 Can you tell me, have they conceded 2016, by the way?

01:05:19.000 No.

01:05:19.000 There are still new documentaries about the recount in 2000.

01:05:23.000 I think the only way to make sure that they do concede 2016 is if we make them concede 2020.

01:05:28.000 That's a good point.

01:05:29.000 There you go.

01:05:30.000 It's a twofer, right?

01:05:31.000 You gotta accept both of them.

01:05:32.000 It absolutely is a twofer.

01:05:33.000 Hey, by the way, people who are watching right now, please do hit the notification bell, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot if you're subscribed to this channel.

01:05:40.000 Notifications let you know when we will be streaming.

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01:05:44.000 And of course, we do Good Morning Mug Club here weekday mornings at 10 a.m.

01:05:49.000 Eastern, and we will be back here for sure on Monday, maybe even on Friday if some stuff breaks loose, you know, some stuff dislodges like John Wayne's colon I thought the livestream was just going to run straight until Friday.

01:06:00.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:06:02.000 Because that's when they said they're going to count all the rest of the votes.

01:06:03.000 They're like, hey, we're going to take it.

01:06:05.000 I thought we were staying here just to make sure that in January, Pelosi doesn't install herself as the leader of the free world.

01:06:05.000 It's a union town.

01:06:11.000 Look, I'll step in.

01:06:12.000 I tell you what, I would personally GoFundMe for her to install herself as a gargoyle in front of the con. 1.00

01:06:18.000 Hey, her hair is way too blown out to be a gargoyle. 0.99

01:06:21.000 I don't know.

01:06:22.000 They have swoops.

01:06:23.000 They have swoops in that, what's that medieval art style?

01:06:26.000 I have no idea.

01:06:28.000 Now, Stephen, I think we're seeing your predictions about early voting come to fruition again.

01:06:34.000 Now, North Carolina is 79% reporting.

01:06:38.000 Can you punch this in at all?

01:06:39.000 Can you punch this in from your screen?

01:06:42.000 No, this is just going by New York Times.

01:06:44.000 I'm just on the iPads here, but North Carolina is 79% reporting and Trump is up by 1.6 points.

01:06:52.000 But the thing is that 97% of the votes that were counted are early votes, right?

01:06:59.000 And those were, 97% of them have already been counted, right?

01:07:04.000 So the early vote is in.

01:07:05.000 So the early vote is in and Trump already has a lead.

01:07:08.000 So Trump has a lead, so they're basically, you know, New York Times, their little needle is 90% Trump.

01:07:14.000 For North Carolina?

01:07:16.000 Is everything you're talking about, is that all available on the New York Times page?

01:07:18.000 Because if so, I might just bring it up here on my own screen so I can look.

01:07:21.000 Yeah, that'd be good.

01:07:22.000 CNN seems to be behind.

01:07:23.000 CNN is behind, but I would like for people to be able to see what it is that we are seeing as well, not just CNN.

01:07:27.000 Guys, do we have that ability?

01:07:29.000 Yes.

01:07:30.000 By the way, CNN has the ability to do that as well, but CNN looks like they're slow playing all of these wins for Trump or moving.

01:07:36.000 Right, because I'd like to hear, as you present this to us, I'd like to be able to show it because we're not going to get it from CNN.

01:07:41.000 Right now, CNN is more for some guffaws.

01:07:45.000 They're good for the left.

01:07:46.000 So, yeah, what I've been saying, folks, is when you look at this early vote, they need to have a significant lead.

01:07:52.000 Significant lead.

01:07:54.000 And we're seeing that again with Florida.

01:07:56.000 Keep in mind in Florida, people go, oh, they were up by, I think, 115,000 votes in Florida.

01:08:01.000 They were up by 115,000 votes, Democrats, before same-day voting.

01:08:04.000 It was called here, before 9 o'clock.

01:08:08.000 It was called basically at 8.30.

01:08:08.000 What was it?

01:08:10.000 Florida was called the moment the show started.

01:08:12.000 They only needed that much of the same-day voting.

01:08:15.000 And they thought it was going to be a complete and total blowout.

01:08:18.000 And now I don't see how North Carolina goes to Biden.

01:08:21.000 Again, unless, for some reason, I don't know, Acorn throws a few sandwiches at some There's just a lack of attention, I think, along the lines of qualitatively listening to what the real voters on the ground are talking about.

01:08:41.000 And so many folks who are, you know, they just don't know who to talk to about what their vote is going to be.

01:08:48.000 something fun and great to do to talk about supporting Biden and only really

01:08:52.000 at the very last minute do you see any kind of celebrities coming out

01:08:56.000 predominantly minorities coming out in support of Trump which is just you know

01:09:00.000 throwing you know certain groups into a tizzy and what I would say is I had a

01:09:06.000 good friend of mine today mentioned he said and he's a progressive Democrat

01:09:09.000 voted for Biden already early one of the early votes and he said look what's

01:09:14.000 gonna happen at the end of this if Trump ends up winning is that Democrats have

01:09:17.000 to take a very deep look about their tactics of persuasion and where they are

01:09:22.000 in the ivory tower And look, I want to say it's going to make the country better.

01:09:27.000 Well, but it's not their tactics.

01:09:28.000 I mean, how much lipstick can you put on bad policies to make it look good, right?

01:09:33.000 It's not the person.

01:09:34.000 It's not the tactics.

01:09:35.000 That was a weird analogy. 0.96

01:09:36.000 I was going to say the pig.

01:09:37.000 I don't know. 0.99

01:09:38.000 Look at Pelosi. 0.99

01:09:39.000 Man, I was going to go lipstick on a pig. 1.00

01:09:40.000 You said on bad policies. 0.94

01:09:42.000 I veered when I shouldn't have veered.

01:09:43.000 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.

01:09:45.000 So, it really comes down to the policies.

01:09:46.000 The policies are just bad.

01:09:47.000 Can you also kill two birds and get stoned, Gerald?

01:09:50.000 You just abandoned the metaphor. 0.91

01:09:53.000 I self-corrected?

01:09:55.000 You self-corrected and didn't sniff a lady! 0.98

01:09:57.000 I, you know, veered from pigs.

01:09:59.000 Yeah, I know, but those are words.

01:10:02.000 Yeah, but look, I don't think that their policies are the things that people are liking right now.

01:10:07.000 I don't think it's their messaging.

01:10:08.000 I don't think it's their tactics.

01:10:09.000 I don't think it's Joe Biden doing campaign rallies.

01:10:11.000 I think they just have really bad policies for the country, and it's turning people off.

01:10:15.000 At the very least, it's not energizing even their own base of people that want something other than Donald Trump.

01:10:20.000 It doesn't even look like they're willing to get out and go to the polls to vote.

01:10:23.000 It just looks like they're going to stay home and be like, Well, it's Biden.

01:10:27.000 I don't know.

01:10:27.000 I mean, they did twice.

01:10:28.000 They picked Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden back-to-back.

01:10:31.000 I know, but you're just saying... It's election night.

01:10:33.000 Saying Biden and Hillary aren't good candidates.

01:10:33.000 What else you got?

01:10:35.000 We need a little more than that from you.

01:10:36.000 I said they had bad policies as well. 0.98

01:10:38.000 I'm looking forward to shooting. 0.73

01:10:39.000 It doesn't matter the candidates. 0.97

01:10:39.000 You could put any candidate up there with really bad policies. 0.97

01:10:42.000 I'm gonna put a bullet in you so hard. 0.99

01:10:44.000 It's gonna make you feel good, isn't it? 0.99

01:10:45.000 Oh my gosh, I think we might just pull a Houdini and remove the Spartan armor plate.

01:10:52.000 Or at least the trauma pad.

01:10:53.000 We're gonna remove the trauma pad.

01:10:54.000 No, don't remove the trauma pad!

01:10:56.000 I don't even know what that is.

01:10:56.000 Every pound of that muscle energy.

01:10:59.000 Oh, Gerald, you want the trauma pad.

01:11:01.000 That's what I said!

01:11:02.000 I don't know what it is, but don't do it!

01:11:02.000 Don't remove it!

01:11:04.000 Yeah, have you ever been in the aisle and then, you know, your wife's like, get the pads, and then, you know, there's like the small, the medium, the large, the heavy?

01:11:10.000 This is the one you need.

01:11:10.000 It's right beyond that, and you're gonna need it.

01:11:12.000 Yeah.

01:11:13.000 We're not doing this.

01:11:14.000 Yeah, we are.

01:11:15.000 No, we're not.

01:11:15.000 Yeah, we are.

01:11:16.000 We have the ability to bring up what we have.

01:11:19.000 We do have that New York Times section with the needles.

01:11:22.000 Okay, let me see that.

01:11:24.000 Yeah, guys, we want to make sure, so I know we have CNN, but we want to make sure that folks can see what it is that Reg the Bandit is communicating as well, because we have coverage that nobody else has, and I don't want people to just take my word for it.

01:11:34.000 Let me see that needle. 0.98

01:11:35.000 This is what we have right now.

01:11:36.000 So they are giving, well, why do I even have a needle with Florida?

01:11:39.000 So look, the fact...

01:11:40.000 If there's a needle with Florida, bring it back up.

01:11:43.000 There's a needle with Florida.

01:11:44.000 It's already been called.

01:11:45.000 And then you see Georgia seems to be further along that needle than Florida, unless I'm missing scale right there.

01:11:50.000 Oh, no, no.

01:11:50.000 Probably Trump.

01:11:51.000 Quite likely Trump.

01:11:52.000 So North Carolina and Georgia going to Trump.

01:11:56.000 Yeah.

01:11:56.000 There you go.

01:11:59.000 What did I tell you, folks?

01:12:00.000 North Carolina, Georgia.

01:12:01.000 Now, North Carolina and Georgia, if they go to Trump, let's just do this really quickly.

01:12:06.000 Let's fill this in.

01:12:08.000 Let's give North Carolina and Georgia to Trump, and then Ohio.

01:12:14.000 Never mind.

01:12:15.000 You guys don't need to fill it in.

01:12:16.000 Screw it.

01:12:16.000 Forget about it.

01:12:17.000 The point is, once that happens, it's a very tough path.

01:12:21.000 Joe Biden needs the entire blue wall.

01:12:25.000 North Carolina, Georgia, they go for Trump, and Ohio, I guarantee you, will go for Trump.

01:12:30.000 I'm not a Cenk Uygur where I say, I'm calling the election.

01:12:32.000 He called it three weeks ago.

01:12:35.000 But I would be very, very surprised to see Ohio go for Biden.

01:12:40.000 I just don't see that happening.

01:12:42.000 So according to the New York Times, we're looking at Georgia, North Carolina for Trump, then Ohio.

01:12:47.000 I'm telling you, my little needle is going...

01:12:51.000 Kind of like Hunter Biden's crack compass.

01:12:57.000 I think that Ohio's going to go for Trump.

01:12:59.000 Then at that point, ooh boy.

01:13:04.000 What does Biden need?

01:13:05.000 All of the above?

01:13:06.000 Or if he somehow wins Arizona.

01:13:08.000 But again, based on what we're seeing, what's the pattern we're seeing?

01:13:11.000 The Hispanic vote and the black vote, particularly the Hispanic vote as you see it in Texas, as you see it in Florida.

01:13:18.000 Well, Arizona, they were thinking would become more of a swing state.

01:13:23.000 It might become increasingly out of reach.

01:13:25.000 Because this is where I disagree with identitarians.

01:13:28.000 Republicans do not need, they do not need to win a majority of Hispanic voters. 0.56

01:13:33.000 They just need to mitigate the losses.

01:13:36.000 They were having their clocks cleaned for a very long time.

01:13:38.000 You know what?

01:13:39.000 If you're starting to get 30-40% of the Hispanic vote and there are more Hispanic people in Arizona, guess what?

01:13:45.000 That actually improves your chances.

01:13:47.000 It's actually better to have the Hispanic vote there than to have zero Hispanics in Arizona. 0.53

01:13:51.000 Arizona because then you're left with rich white liberals and you're left with working

01:13:55.000 class conservatives.

01:13:56.000 It actually helps.

01:13:57.000 I would wager that if you go above a certain percentage, for example, white Americans with

01:14:03.000 bachelor's degrees, particularly if it's in social studies or creative studies, that the

01:14:06.000 margin is so much higher of them voting liberal that it's counterbalanced by Hispanic Americans,

01:14:12.000 even if it's not a majority for Trump.

01:14:15.000 But it still balances out the maybe 70, 80% going for Biden that you see with single white

01:14:20.000 females with degrees in German poetry. 0.97

01:14:23.000 So it's a good thing.

01:14:24.000 And I will tell you this, people should heed this right now from Donald Trump.

01:14:29.000 This is the way to restructure the Republican Party.

01:14:32.000 And it's amazing because Donald Trump has done it.

01:14:34.000 I don't think there's a single person here who didn't vote for Donald Trump 2016.

01:14:38.000 I don't know.

01:14:39.000 I will not name names, but I know that many people here did not, many people in our office

01:14:43.000 voted straight Republican ticket and maybe didn't vote Donald Trump in 2016.

01:14:46.000 I don't think there's a single person here who didn't vote for Donald Trump in 2016.

01:14:50.000 I don't know.

01:14:51.000 I believe in a secret ballot. 0.99

01:14:52.000 But that's because, not because we thought Trump was a dick. 0.98

01:14:55.000 It's because up until 2016, Donald Trump gave more to Democrats. 0.99

01:14:58.000 Up until 2016, people thought that Donald Trump was going to be a wolf in sheep's clothing.

01:15:03.000 And now we see that Donald Trump has done more for the conservative cause than any president in modern American history.

01:15:10.000 And that's why this is important, too.

01:15:12.000 It's important because America right now, if they vote for Donald Trump, or if it's even close, they are voting for Staunchly conservative stances and principles on economic policy, on immigration, on personal liberties, on Second Amendment, on freedom of speech.

01:15:28.000 They're voting overwhelmingly.

01:15:29.000 Donald Trump did not have to go to the center unlike Joe.

01:15:32.000 I'm not gonna ban fracking, man!

01:15:34.000 Biden! 0.89

01:15:35.000 So this is also something that's really important.

01:15:36.000 Think about this for a second.

01:15:37.000 A vote for Trump is a very clear vote on policy.

01:15:41.000 He just changed the lottery visas right now.

01:15:44.000 That's a great thing, by the way.

01:15:45.000 We can talk about that a little bit more later on.

01:15:47.000 We know where Donald Trump lines up with Supreme Court justices.

01:15:50.000 We know where he lines up with life.

01:15:51.000 We know where he lines up with taxes.

01:15:53.000 We know where he lines up with reopening businesses.

01:15:55.000 With Joe Biden, he's tried to be moderate.

01:15:57.000 You can vote for him because, well, You're for him banning fracking, or you can vote for Biden because you think he won't really ban fracking.

01:16:04.000 You can vote for Biden because you think maybe he'll still let you kind of have your Second Amendment rights, or you can vote for Biden because he promised he's going to make Francis O'Rourke his gun czar and have a mandatory gun buyback.

01:16:19.000 So this is what's really interesting here.

01:16:21.000 There's a vote for clear-cut conservative ideas, policies, and You know what?

01:16:29.000 Kind of what you want.

01:16:31.000 Kind of like tofu, Joe Biden.

01:16:33.000 And you would think that that would attract more votes.

01:16:36.000 That's what's interesting to me about this dynamic.

01:16:37.000 Yeah.

01:16:38.000 And those two big states, obviously, Michigan, the Whitmer effect, right?

01:16:40.000 What are we going to see there?

01:16:41.000 Because obviously, it's not just about Joe Biden.

01:16:43.000 It's about how people are soured on this kind of authoritarian reign that she has there. 0.99

01:16:48.000 And then, like you said, with fracking in Pennsylvania, it's very, very difficult with somebody who doesn't have a great set of policies that he's putting forward, is not very energizing to a base.

01:16:56.000 And he has two Big, key issues in those states going against him.

01:17:00.000 And those states are adding more and more Republican voters every single year ahead of Democrats.

01:17:05.000 I think you're right.

01:17:05.000 He has a really tough time.

01:17:06.000 And I wouldn't be surprised if Michigan ends up just a little bit bigger win than last time.

01:17:10.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:17:11.000 But I would not be surprised if it's like a 1.2 percent.

01:17:13.000 I would not be surprised.

01:17:14.000 I'm going to call the opposite.

01:17:16.000 I'm going to say I still think Michigan does not go Trump.

01:17:18.000 I think he goes Biden.

01:17:19.000 I do still think Trump prevails overall when you get the other states.

01:17:22.000 But you're saying no on Michigan.

01:17:24.000 I'm saying no on Michigan.

01:17:24.000 Why?

01:17:25.000 Do you think he wins Wisconsin?

01:17:26.000 Have you looked at Whitmer?

01:17:27.000 Have you looked deep in her eyes?

01:17:28.000 You can't look deep in her eyes.

01:17:30.000 I think that's why it's going to go red.

01:17:32.000 That's why I think it's going red.

01:17:33.000 Nope.

01:17:34.000 Nope.

01:17:35.000 I'm telling you.

01:17:35.000 It's looking in her eyes.

01:17:39.000 You can't look any deeper into her eyes.

01:17:40.000 It's like a magic eye poster.

01:17:42.000 You have to look shallow so you can see what's going on.

01:17:44.000 Exactly.

01:17:45.000 And then it's just children being sacked.

01:17:47.000 Then her husband comes up in the boat that he's not supposed to be on.

01:17:49.000 He's got any ways.

01:17:50.000 Right.

01:17:51.000 Not making any sense at all.

01:17:52.000 And he walks bent over with a limp.

01:17:54.000 I'm not exactly sure why.

01:17:56.000 I haven't gone through the... I wouldn't be surprised either.

01:17:58.000 ...that Steven went through earlier on about the early voting.

01:18:00.000 But I would say when you looked at where, again, using some of these third-party sources or using even Vox, which we know is not a source that would normally be going in an even... It's the sources trying to get us removed

01:18:10.000 from YouTube. Exactly. So when you added all those sources up it's much less of a very sure

01:18:16.000 thing when it comes to these particular states and what the early voting looked like and whether we're

01:18:20.000 going to have that big gap. And I think there's a big enough gap there that there's a

01:18:24.000 significant chance that Trump does not take Michigan. He's already ahead right now.

01:18:28.000 By the way, have any states been called?

01:18:29.000 So, I have a couple of updates here.

01:18:31.000 So, one thing, just punch right in with updates there, Reg, or Audio Wade.

01:18:34.000 I need you guys to, because I can't keep track of everybody.

01:18:38.000 We're updating.

01:18:39.000 Punch into the show, because people aren't paying attention.

01:18:41.000 Just let me know.

01:18:42.000 Not a big surprise.

01:18:44.000 D.C.

01:18:44.000 went for Biden.

01:18:47.000 New Jersey has voted to legalize possession, sale, and everything of marijuana.

01:18:53.000 Nice.

01:18:54.000 Everything.

01:18:54.000 Two states that I really think we need... Is there a 30-day waiting period for the ganja?

01:18:59.000 I got no idea.

01:19:00.000 Oh man, is Rogan moving again?

01:19:03.000 The two states where I think Trump needs to, I want to see that factor that you're talking about, right?

01:19:08.000 The Trump pulling ahead, the sort of red wave because of the early voting being counted earlier, is Ohio.

01:19:15.000 It's not looking as good as I would want.

01:19:17.000 It's 51 to 48 and there's 65 to 78 percent of the votes in.

01:19:21.000 So I really want to see that turnaround.

01:19:23.000 Do we know how many of those are today's votes versus the early votes?

01:19:28.000 Yeah, they're not reporting all the numbers with that.

01:19:31.000 I can see if I can dig in a little bit.

01:19:33.000 The other one that I'm really, they've got to pick it up, is Texas.

01:19:38.000 Joe Biden has a .6% lead with over 70% reporting.

01:19:44.000 So I'm hoping that we're going to see a widening of that.

01:19:48.000 on which counties we know. They showed a map just a little while ago and they pulled off

01:19:52.000 what happened in 2016 and basically left so many counties unaccounted for and then they

01:19:57.000 pulled it back on and it's like, oh, okay, that's why.

01:19:59.000 There's tons of red counties that haven't been counted yet. I think there's still time. No,

01:20:03.000 no, don't think there's still time. The smart money says that Donald Trump wins Texas.

01:20:09.000 I think Texas is going to be a lot closer.

01:20:16.000 I think Trump wins it, but I think it's going to be a lot closer than it should.

01:20:19.000 Well, there's no question.

01:20:20.000 You get an influx of Californians.

01:20:25.000 Ground game in Texas is excellent.

01:20:27.000 There are people who are working, even for Republicans, are working very, very hard.

01:20:32.000 So there's a lot of different votes, there's a lot of people who are motivated, people who are moving here in droves.

01:20:36.000 I mean, you can't just take the California out of the, what, 100,000 companies that have moved their headquarters here in California in the last three years.

01:20:43.000 So look, they're going to turn a little bit and they're going to make their votes.

01:20:46.000 I don't think that's going to happen.

01:20:47.000 I do think that there is going to be some pretty tight races.

01:20:50.000 You've got anyone from Morgan Meyer and Genevieve Collins here in Dallas.

01:20:55.000 You've got some of the bigger races around Texas.

01:20:57.000 You're going to see some blood in the water when it comes to the local races that should have been or have gone red in past years.

01:21:05.000 But I do still think, and I agree, it'll be a narrow but a firm lead for Trump in Texas.

01:21:09.000 Do we have a way to bring up that map, actually, as far as Texas for people who are watching live?

01:21:14.000 Do we have a way to bring that up, guys?

01:21:16.000 These are things we need to have so people can kind of see.

01:21:19.000 Houston is, but no, I don't mean our map, I mean the actual districts and stuff in Texas,

01:21:23.000 if we go to a website.

01:21:24.000 Because especially, people don't realize there have been some years where Austin has gone red

01:21:28.000 and Houston has gone blue.

01:21:29.000 Houston is consistently the most blue county in Texas.

01:21:32.000 For sure.

01:21:33.000 Dallas County is right behind it.

01:21:34.000 Dallas County is right behind it.

01:21:35.000 A lot of people are surprised about Austin sometimes going, because of a lot of sort of Willie Nelson pot-smoking

01:21:40.000 libertarians.

01:21:42.000 I'm not saying that Austin is by any means red.

01:21:46.000 But again, you have to take into account that Texas is a very, very big state, and there are a lot of people who live in suburbs.

01:21:52.000 For example, if you just take Dallas, right outside of Dallas, you have suburbs like Plano and Frisco, which are some of the fastest-growing cities in the world, and they're bigger than a lot of the mid-to-large-sized cities in the Midwest.

01:22:03.000 And then those counties are overwhelmingly conservative.

01:22:06.000 So I wouldn't be surprised for it to be close in Texas.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, we've got the, basically it's what you're saying here, we've got the overlay there, and you can see that those blue centers at Austin, San Antonio, Houston, El Paso, Dallas are being reported on.

01:22:22.000 And then some red, but we've still got to fill in those other areas.

01:22:25.000 Oh, now Donald Trump is up by...

01:22:28.000 Point three from last time.

01:22:29.000 Last time you said Biden was up by a little bit, right?

01:22:33.000 This is actually, Politico is actually a little bit behind, but yeah, this is roughly the same place.

01:22:41.000 Most of all of the rest of those counties were red when CNN brought those up from 2016.

01:22:44.000 And Ohio always seems more blue early on because, again, you have those big cities in Ohio, and those typically tend to be the places that count the most.

01:22:54.000 And in Ohio you have Columbus, you have Cleveland, you have Dayton, you have Cincinnati, but then you have a lot of other areas in Ohio.

01:23:01.000 A lot of farmers, you have a lot of suburban people, and those tend to be counted afterward.

01:23:05.000 Yeah, and even then Donald Trump is leading.

01:23:08.000 It's tough to know how much of the vote being counted is early vote versus today's vote because some states are doing them in different order.

01:23:14.000 And that was one of the graphics that just came up was North Carolina was showing 75% of the vote was early vote.

01:23:20.000 So it's almost like a tortoise and the hare type thing.

01:23:23.000 You've got a fast sprint from those early votes that are getting in there counted and certainly they're probably going more one way than the other, but now we're getting a catch-up.

01:23:31.000 And what is not really quantified again is how many people are actually showing up in

01:23:35.000 all of these different polling stations, how many new voters are, and how many voters that

01:23:39.000 just simply are untouched by any kind of qualitative polling.

01:23:43.000 You just really, I think if there's anything that's going to be very clear is that this

01:23:47.000 is the last we've seen of any reasonable sane person looking at national polling when calling

01:23:52.000 an election.

01:23:53.000 You have to.

01:23:54.000 You've got to go to the districts.

01:23:56.000 You've got to go down to that granular level.

01:23:58.000 You know, as a matter of fact, here, let me bring up right now, I'm going to bring up RCP polls.

01:24:04.000 Yeah, well, and you mentioned, what, Trafalgar?

01:24:05.000 Is that how you pronounce it?

01:24:06.000 I don't know.

01:24:07.000 I don't know, one of those guys.

01:24:08.000 I'm hooked on phonics.

01:24:09.000 They actually, they got 2016 right, they got a lot of 2018 right as well, and it's not saying that they're always going to be right, but they basically said, look, we've got to poll differently.

01:24:16.000 Donald Trump is doing something to the electorate that we've never seen before, and we can't ask the same questions.

01:24:21.000 Well, you know, it's interesting.

01:24:23.000 So Florida, let me show you Florida, so what do they have?

01:24:26.000 Right on the day before the election, yesterday, for the first time, you had two polls that had Trump ahead.

01:24:31.000 You had plus one and plus two.

01:24:33.000 But what did you have on the 29th through the 1st of November?

01:24:36.000 You had Biden plus three.

01:24:37.000 Oh yeah.

01:24:38.000 You had Biden plus 1, plus 5, plus 1, plus 4, plus 3, plus 6, plus 3.

01:24:43.000 You only had Trafalgar and surprisingly an outlier from Washington Post, ABC News at plus 2.

01:24:48.000 You had Monmouth.

01:24:49.000 You had Biden at plus 6.

01:24:52.000 You had NBC News Mars, Biden at plus 4.

01:24:55.000 Right?

01:24:55.000 There are really only a handful of polls.

01:24:58.000 Ohio's narrowed greatly.

01:25:00.000 Now it's neck and neck and Biden was way ahead.

01:25:02.000 And that's CNN, too.

01:25:04.000 That's CNN.

01:25:05.000 That red wave is coming fast.

01:25:06.000 Pennsylvania, same thing is happening.

01:25:07.000 Why do you doubt your sensei?

01:25:10.000 We didn't doubt.

01:25:11.000 Why does everyone want to?

01:25:11.000 Why?

01:25:12.000 Is it like, did everyone get together tonight and say, let's be negative as shit tonight? 0.99

01:25:15.000 Even though Steven laid out his case like, I don't know, it's not cool. 0.98

01:25:18.000 I'm being positive and agree with you. 0.99

01:25:19.000 I'm like, what the fuck? 0.99

01:25:20.000 I'm being very positive. 0.99

01:25:21.000 What else are we gonna do?

01:25:22.000 Just nod?

01:25:23.000 No, I'm just saying, but you're making a case!

01:25:25.000 Come on, guys!

01:25:27.000 God only knows, there could be someone in Ohio who's... I don't know how... What, do we have 300-something thousand people watching right now?

01:25:32.000 It's 460.

01:25:33.000 460?!

01:25:33.000 We have half a million people watching?!

01:25:36.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?! ! 1.00

01:25:38.000 Is there a sweater on the shop right now?

01:25:41.000 What I'm saying is, there could be someone out there right now.

01:25:45.000 Little Ohioan going like, ah, it's a lost cause.

01:25:48.000 It's already done.

01:25:49.000 Polls are closed.

01:25:50.000 It's okay.

01:25:51.000 They're done.

01:25:51.000 Well, I don't know.

01:25:52.000 Now, Kansas has just gone to Trump, according to Fox, I think called it.

01:25:57.000 And we've also got Colorado going to Biden.

01:26:00.000 Well, it doesn't surprise me.

01:26:02.000 Not a surprise.

01:26:04.000 We woke up in a haze.

01:26:06.000 Those guys.

01:26:07.000 Do we have Donald Trump calling Kansas, actually?

01:26:10.000 I'm not sure if we do.

01:26:11.000 I don't think we do.

01:26:12.000 I'm not sure that made his list.

01:26:13.000 I'm not sure that we have Kansas.

01:26:15.000 We have Colorado and New York.

01:26:17.000 We do have Colorado?

01:26:18.000 Oh, right.

01:26:19.000 Well, let's have Donald Trump actually calling some electoral... Let's do the short version for Colorado.

01:26:24.000 Colorado being called by Donald Trump.

01:26:31.000 Colorado, you just voted like sub-dopes. 0.86

01:26:37.000 High on edibles, cause you smoke drugs.

01:26:41.000 They do.

01:26:42.000 They do.

01:26:43.000 He just nailed the point.

01:26:44.000 These are accurate.

01:26:46.000 Very factual.

01:26:47.000 He's a multi-faceted.

01:26:49.000 My shirt busting open.

01:26:50.000 Yeah, I noticed.

01:26:50.000 It's like your strap is pulling.

01:26:52.000 Like we were just talking about Colorado Road to El Dorado.

01:26:54.000 Oh my gosh.

01:26:56.000 I don't know if you guys can see this, but I actually still have a scar from where I, a burn from where I dropped the cigar in my mouth.

01:27:04.000 I fell asleep when I was outside in a zero gravity chair and I had a cigar in my mouth and I fell asleep and went, and I went, and woke up and Joe Louis actually leapt.

01:27:14.000 Is that going to be worse than the scar or whatever I'll have from being shot?

01:27:18.000 No, no, no, that'll be good.

01:27:19.000 Spartan Armor is a good product.

01:27:22.000 Spartan Armor is a fantastic product, which actually, we should probably, right, we should probably at this point go to our first, actually, Thomas Finnegan.

01:27:29.000 Do we have the stinger and then he comes back to me, or does it go straight to him?

01:27:33.000 It's going to go straight to him.

01:27:34.000 So Thomas Finnegan is actually setting up, he's making preparations right now to shoot Gerald for our wonderful sponsor, Spartan Armor.

01:27:41.000 Thomas Finnegan, take it away, sir.

01:27:43.000 Hi, Steven.

01:27:45.000 Yeah, we're really excited to try this out.

01:27:47.000 We spent a lot of time preparing this segment, and we're really curious to see how this armor holds up.

01:27:54.000 Okay, well that's fantastic.

01:27:55.000 I don't know if you have any predictions.

01:27:57.000 Okay, well I guess that's about it.

01:27:58.000 He's gone.

01:27:59.000 He's left.

01:27:59.000 Oh, I want to see Dana Bash!

01:28:01.000 I want to see what she's doing, because look, she's like... That's a good Dana Bash.

01:28:08.000 I feel like every day her cheekbones get higher and larger.

01:28:11.000 Like they're just slowly distorting.

01:28:13.000 I feel like every day she makes a pencil disappear in someone's eye.

01:28:18.000 Eventually they'll be her shoulder blades. 0.93

01:28:19.000 Yes.

01:28:20.000 Her cheekbones we'll just see.

01:28:21.000 Dana Bash!

01:28:22.000 She looks like a confused owl.

01:28:25.000 Can you guys see the little map down there in the very bottom of the CNN map?

01:28:30.000 Yeah, they fill in so little.

01:28:32.000 They've got like nothing filled in.

01:28:33.000 They filled in because they don't want to demoralize people.

01:28:35.000 Hold on a second! 0.93

01:28:36.000 that as you just said is probably just gonna come down to what we always thought it would come down to

01:28:41.000 that blue wall up there uh that's really hold on a second hold on a second hold on to you go screw

01:28:50.000 You never said it was going to come down to that blue wall.

01:28:52.000 You said Donald Trump's going to lose North Carolina.

01:28:54.000 Donald Trump looks like he's going to lose Georgia.

01:28:56.000 Certainly Arizona.

01:28:57.000 You didn't even have the... If you were to actually look at the 270 to win RCP map, they weren't even listed as toss-ups.

01:29:03.000 You had Arizona listed as blue.

01:29:07.000 I think Dana Batchelor, when they scrolled out, actually, I think she's tuned into the stream to try and get new advice.

01:29:12.000 Is she tuned into the stream?

01:29:13.000 Yeah, she might be.

01:29:14.000 Let me see, so Florida, they had Biden at plus nine.

01:29:15.000 There were polls within the last week, Quinnipiac, right, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, Quinnipiac, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, QUINNIPIAC, Let's go to North Carolina.

01:29:28.000 Let's see what's going on here.

01:29:29.000 Hold on a second.

01:29:30.000 I guess if I go RCP Map, are we still able to mirror my thing?

01:29:34.000 Yeah, if you just mirror it.

01:29:35.000 Is it not mirroring?

01:29:36.000 By the way, Donald Trump in Florida, like 370,000 votes.

01:29:40.000 Okay, don't bring it up yet. 0.99

01:29:41.000 I'll tell you when to bring it up because right now there's fat people porn. 1.00

01:29:46.000 It was for a skit. 0.99

01:29:48.000 Right.

01:29:49.000 Actually, because I can Apple TV play it out in the control room.

01:29:53.000 They can't get away.

01:29:54.000 Studio.

01:29:54.000 All right, so here, let's go.

01:29:56.000 Right now this, I want to make sure this is 2020 because sometimes they can, no, is that 2016?

01:29:58.000 That's 2020.

01:29:59.000 2020, yeah.

01:30:00.000 So they were saying, now they're saying like, oh, it's going to come down to that blue wall.

01:30:02.000 Really?

01:30:03.000 Well, let's look at Georgia. 0.99

01:30:04.000 Georgia, okay, you have Trump at plus one now, but that's only because of the last, literally from the 29th to today.

01:30:12.000 Before that, you had Biden plus two, plus four.

01:30:15.000 The only one that had Trump ahead was Emerson and WSCB landmark.

01:30:18.000 You had Biden plus two, plus seven from Quinnipiac.

01:30:21.000 Remember when Quinnipiac Quinnipiac was thought of as the gold standard of the polls.

01:30:24.000 It was always Quinnipiac, it was Reuters, it was Monmouth.

01:30:29.000 So for some reason, WSBTV Landmark, I assume that's a local poll.

01:30:34.000 Atlanta Journal, again, just like we see now, you have Quinnipiac up plus three.

01:30:39.000 You have Biden, you have him all the way up plus eight for a while.

01:30:43.000 And by the way, they are definitely massaging these numbers because we did not see these kinds of numbers favoring Trump when we were looking at them for a long time.

01:30:50.000 Let's look at North Carolina here.

01:30:52.000 Let me bring this up and look at North Carolina.

01:30:54.000 This is still on Georgia, Trump versus Biden.

01:30:56.000 Let me look up North Carolina.

01:30:59.000 You know what this might be doing, actually?

01:31:00.000 This might be showing a four-person race.

01:31:03.000 Versus a two-person race.

01:31:04.000 So North Carolina, look.

01:31:06.000 Oh, they have Trump up at plus two.

01:31:08.000 But what do they have?

01:31:09.000 They had him, Biden, plus six.

01:31:11.000 Plus six.

01:31:12.000 They had him plus four, plus five, plus one, plus four.

01:31:16.000 Look at this.

01:31:17.000 It's not even close.

01:31:18.000 And the only reason that they gave Trump a slight advantage is because of the insider advantage poll, which they discredited, by the way.

01:31:23.000 Remember they said Trafalgar, insider advantage, Rasmussen.

01:31:25.000 These are outlier polls.

01:31:27.000 We're seeing it again.

01:31:28.000 They've been right in these states.

01:31:30.000 They've been right in these states.

01:31:31.000 That was plus four.

01:31:32.000 Where they had Biden plus two plus... How does this happen?

01:31:35.000 How does it go on October 30th, from October 23rd to October 30th, Biden plus six by CNN, NBC News, right?

01:31:46.000 How does it go from plus six to nothing?

01:31:49.000 And now they're going, it comes down to this blue wall.

01:31:51.000 But you didn't say it came down to the blue wall!

01:31:54.000 You said that Donald Trump had to run the board and get an inside straight.

01:32:00.000 And now you're going, oh, Donald Trump.

01:32:02.000 It's really going to come down to the place that Donald Trump surprised you by winning last time.

01:32:06.000 It could go any way.

01:32:08.000 I'm not saying that Donald Trump is going to win, but even the editorializing here makes me want to open up this 102 Waterfowl.

01:32:17.000 Can I take an opportunity?

01:32:21.000 I do want to take a quick opportunity.

01:32:22.000 My understanding is that I think Ilhan Omar has won re-election and if anything that very much solidifies that Gerald's map was made by someone with zero brain cells because he chose Minnesota to go Trump, I think he's wrong.

01:32:35.000 You never go full Jesse Ventura!

01:32:37.000 Ilhan Omar has won re-election.

01:32:40.000 Ilhan Omar!

01:32:42.000 This district is mine now!

01:32:44.000 It belongs to me!

01:32:45.000 We'll see.

01:32:46.000 Well it's not over yet.

01:32:47.000 No!

01:32:48.000 You married your brother?

01:32:49.000 No!

01:32:55.000 So are we gonna send her a cookie bouquet or what?

01:32:57.000 I don't know.

01:32:58.000 Do they make halal cookies?

01:33:00.000 I'm sure they do.

01:33:01.000 Probably.

01:33:02.000 Don't be insensitive. 0.93

01:33:02.000 What's funny about her is I would imagine she's a non-observant Muslim or she doesn't eat halal but she still commits terrorism. 0.93

01:33:08.000 Well there's only some things.

01:33:09.000 Pick and choose.

01:33:10.000 She's a cafeteria. 0.99

01:33:12.000 Right.

01:33:13.000 Yeah, I think the whole like marrying your brother and then another dude and then cheating on that dude with a married guy, I think that only the men are allowed to do that in Islam, right? 0.98

01:33:25.000 Yeah, I think that only works for the guys.

01:33:28.000 So she may be, that may be some weird feminist rant. 1.00

01:33:31.000 Which I think that they thought saying t'lek t'lek t'lek three times was more of a tongue twister than it was.

01:33:35.000 They thought it would be more of a burden.

01:33:37.000 This is so hard.

01:33:38.000 Who wants to say who piper pecked the pickle pucker peppers? 1.00

01:33:42.000 Three times!

01:33:43.000 And if he doesn't get it right, the clockery starts! 0.97

01:33:46.000 He said, oh, turns out they're going to do that a lot, especially when we promise to stone their ex-wives to death. 1.00

01:33:51.000 Well, that's on us, but we can change the holy text now.

01:33:56.000 Again.

01:33:57.000 I never thought of it as a tongue twister.

01:33:58.000 That's great.

01:33:59.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:34:00.000 Everything can be defined.

01:34:01.000 So hey, we're seeing more in Ohio now.

01:34:04.000 Granted, I'm mostly looking at CNN because that's just what you're forcing me to watch right now.

01:34:09.000 Yeah, well we can also switch between streams.

01:34:10.000 Guys out there in the control room.

01:34:12.000 Hey, real quick before you go on.

01:34:13.000 Can we go to Men at Work?

01:34:14.000 Can we see?

01:34:15.000 Let's go to the people out there, what they're doing. 0.61

01:34:17.000 Let's hit men at work and see what's going on up there. 0.65

01:34:20.000 ♪♪ Hey, Brendan! 0.99

01:34:28.000 You getting ready to get attacked by a dog when we call Wisconsin?

01:34:33.000 Is anyone else there?

01:34:34.000 Alright, thanks.

01:34:38.000 This has been Men at Work.

01:34:39.000 That's been very nice.

01:34:49.000 It's a party!

01:34:50.000 I think they're actually just sleeping.

01:34:52.000 They were really excited to lock us in this room and be like, alright guys, watch CNN for six hours!

01:34:58.000 Folks, you can tweet me at S. Crowder and again the hashtag is CrowderElectionStream.

01:35:04.000 If there are any particular meltdowns that you think we need to tune into, let Let us know, or in the Blaze chat, if it's NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, Young Turks, Vox, I don't know, New York Times, Nate Silver, because I always find it, I always particularly like my meltdowns to involve what looks like an Uncle Fester bald cap.

01:35:23.000 Please just let us know, and then we can tune into that.

01:35:27.000 But you were saying something, Half-Asian. 1.00

01:35:30.000 What we were looking at was Ohio still, again, a little bit behind.

01:35:33.000 But when you look at Ohio and where they're at on the number of votes, it's slowly creeping up in terms of evening out on that number.

01:35:40.000 So that means you, again, have that big influx of early voting, which only accounted for, I think, 40 to 50 percent of the vote in Ohio.

01:35:47.000 Much lower than you saw in North Carolina, which was 75 percent, and in other states, which were north of 50.

01:35:52.000 So you didn't even have that much more you needed to catch up in Ohio, so it's starting to trend again more in that direction that you were pointing to.

01:35:59.000 You had a bunch, but you didn't have enough early voting to counteract the number of people that are coming in from the votes today.

01:36:06.000 So let me ask you this, Reg, because you're looking at the New York Times needle.

01:36:10.000 Florida, and from what they're saying, North Carolina and Georgia, That seems to all track with what I told people today with the early voting, right?

01:36:18.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:36:19.000 And let me see if I can pull up here.

01:36:22.000 Hold on one second.

01:36:24.000 Everyone here knows that I'm a comedian, correct?

01:36:27.000 Yes.

01:36:27.000 Oh, really?

01:36:28.000 So, the fact that I was able to find any of this information.

01:36:31.000 Now, like I've said, this number remains to be seen.

01:36:33.000 The number was, I've always said, pretty definitive on Florida and Ohio.

01:36:38.000 And I felt pretty confident, pretty definitive on North Carolina, Georgia, and ultimately Arizona.

01:36:44.000 And we're seeing right now, certainly Florida, that already happened.

01:36:47.000 What the New York Times is saying with Georgia, North Carolina.

01:36:51.000 It doesn't determine exactly what's going to happen in that blue wall.

01:36:54.000 That still is anyone's game.

01:36:55.000 But again, if I'm right, and we are right thus far with the other states, that means that Biden is going to have to run.

01:37:01.000 He's going to have to tune up Donald Trump in all of those states.

01:37:06.000 I'm a comic!

01:37:08.000 Folks, out of everyone who's on this stream tonight, I should rightfully be the least respected among all of us.

01:37:18.000 This just tells you that the media is lazy and they're not doing their job.

01:37:20.000 And so please, do consider joining Mug Club at lightoffcreditor.com slash Mug Club.

01:37:24.000 Because I'll tell you what, I might be a simp.

01:37:27.000 I might have accidentally said North Carolina when I meant Virginia.

01:37:30.000 Charlotte and Asheville, Charlottesville, it's easy!

01:37:30.000 Come on!

01:37:34.000 But either way, someone's getting hit by a challenger.

01:37:37.000 The point is, I really do some work because I'm a simp.

01:37:42.000 And I'm telling you what, I think I'm right.

01:37:42.000 So I work a little bit harder.

01:37:46.000 I'm right about that.

01:37:46.000 I don't know who's gonna win, but I've been right about those things.

01:37:48.000 Yeah, first of all, I think simp, if you're using it as an abbreviation for like simpleton or whatever, that would be non-standard usage, I can tell you.

01:37:59.000 A simp is someone who kind of makes a big deal of girls on the internet and idolizes them. 0.92

01:38:05.000 Shut up! 1.00

01:38:06.000 Hold on a second, I'm gonna bring this up. 1.00

01:38:08.000 That must be Urban Dictionary.

01:38:10.000 Wade, audio Wade.

01:38:12.000 What have you heard with simp?

01:38:14.000 I don't know anything about memes.

01:38:18.000 What does simp mean to you, audio Wade?

01:38:20.000 How about this?

01:38:21.000 How about this? 1.00

01:38:22.000 Fence-sitting pussy, give me an answer! 1.00

01:38:25.000 I don't know anything about internet language. 1.00

01:38:27.000 It can be both.

01:38:28.000 I'm saying in modern vernacular that the sort of Zoomer class uses, a simp means someone who is very desperate for women and gives them a lot of attention.

01:38:37.000 Obviously, yes, there is the more antiquated usage of simp.

01:38:41.000 Wiktionary has spoken.

01:38:42.000 Oh, by the way, a short history of simp.

01:38:44.000 Now it says in the New York Times, an insult takes a dizzying trip through rap, men's rights misogyny, and TikTok.

01:38:49.000 So you know what?

01:38:50.000 Fine.

01:38:50.000 I meant Simpleton.

01:38:54.000 The point that I was trying to make was that you are correct on what's important, which is there are a whole bunch of different New York Times little needles, but what interests me is the probability one here.

01:39:04.000 If we can bring that up, we have Florida with 93% reported.

01:39:08.000 Still not called.

01:39:09.000 Still not called.

01:39:10.000 Over 95%, but you know most networks are calling that.

01:39:15.000 Now Georgia is 47% reported, 83% Trump.

01:39:19.000 And in North Carolina, 82% reported and over 95% Trump.

01:39:24.000 That looks like he's probably got it in the bag.

01:39:27.000 Which one?

01:39:28.000 Hold on a second.

01:39:29.000 I want to see the...

01:39:30.000 Georgia and North Carolina.

01:39:31.000 I'm going to bring up the RCP general election.

01:39:34.000 Let's go, baby.

01:39:35.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:39:36.000 If we're using the 2016 general election, it would have been the four-way race, right?

01:39:40.000 Correct.

01:39:40.000 You had Joel Stein.

01:39:41.000 Yeah.

01:39:41.000 What about that other guy?

01:39:43.000 Gary Johnson?

01:39:44.000 Johnson!

01:39:45.000 Gary!

01:39:46.000 Johnson!

01:39:47.000 Keep talking there, Reg.

01:39:48.000 Someone else.

01:39:49.000 What I'm saying is that it's only looking better in Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina as the night goes on.

01:39:55.000 And so I think we can see a lot more of that.

01:39:57.000 You know, I think, again, you guys made fun of me about Virginia, but I think it's going to be closer there than people expect.

01:40:03.000 I think Trump is going to do a lot better in another state like Virginia.

01:40:07.000 I mean, look at the numbers right now on CNN.

01:40:08.000 Look at the numbers right now on CNN.

01:40:10.000 It's 56, 41, 45% reported on CNN, which is at least 7 to 9 hours behind.

01:40:16.000 Let's call it a solid 10.

01:40:18.000 But even there, look, I'll call myself out, which is when looking at Michigan, I mean,

01:40:23.000 Biden's going to have to do a lot better if I'm going to win this prediction that Michigan's

01:40:27.000 Or that Biden's going to win Michigan.

01:40:30.000 How do I find results here for 2016?

01:40:33.000 I'm trying to find these right now.

01:40:34.000 If you're looking at mainstream media and you're trying to find anti-Biden results, you're not going to find them.

01:40:40.000 So Donald Trump won Florida by 1.4 points?

01:40:45.000 Is that right?

01:40:46.000 In 2016, that sounds about right.

01:40:47.000 1.4, and now they're predicting him by 3.2.

01:40:49.000 Donald Trump won Georgia by about five points.

01:40:55.000 What are they predicting him tonight in New York Times?

01:40:59.000 Yeah, he is up in the New York Times by three.

01:41:01.000 Okay, he is up in the New York Times by three.

01:41:05.000 All right, well listen, we will go right back to that, but right now we actually have to go to our next guest, one of my favorite guests.

01:41:10.000 I want to make sure I have the plug right.

01:41:11.000 What's the plug here for the Do I have plugs for the guests?

01:41:15.000 I know it's GameBreadFighter, right?

01:41:16.000 GameBreadFighter on YouTube and on Instagram and on the Twitter.

01:41:20.000 And he is an American who has ties, roots, in Cuba with his family, but I don't want to call him a Cuban-American because he might hurt me. 1.00

01:41:28.000 And he's been on the show, and he has played a pivotal role in, of course, Florida, which we've already called for Donald Trump.

01:41:34.000 Jorge Masvidal, how are you, sir?

01:41:36.000 How good do you feel now that Florida went to your guy?

01:41:40.000 I want more.

01:41:41.000 I should have been redder, if you ask me.

01:41:44.000 Well, it's almost two times the amount of last election.

01:41:49.000 So he'll probably win Florida by over three points.

01:41:52.000 Does that surprise you?

01:41:55.000 No, it doesn't actually.

01:41:56.000 I thought we'd turn it a little harder.

01:41:57.000 I think we did good.

01:41:59.000 I was talking a lot to the people that run the internal polls in Miami, and they were ready to lose Miami by a lot more than what they ended up losing by.

01:42:07.000 I think with Hillary, they lost by like 300 and something thousand.

01:42:10.000 Hey Jorge, we love your beard, but can you angle the camera up a little bit?

01:42:14.000 Because you look like a reverse Wilson.

01:42:16.000 There you go.

01:42:17.000 Oh, just a hat?

01:42:19.000 Very nice.

01:42:20.000 Let me ask you, do you think that Donald Trump wins tonight?

01:42:25.000 Yes sir.

01:42:28.000 What states do you think he wins?

01:42:30.000 As far as in the Midwest, because you have Wisconsin, Minnesota, and then you have Michigan, Pennsylvania.

01:42:37.000 What would you call for Donald Trump?

01:42:38.000 Because that's what it'll come down to.

01:42:40.000 I'm putting money on Pennsylvania.

01:42:41.000 I got some inside sources while I was at the Trump rally in Florida.

01:42:45.000 Pennsylvania, I'm betting money on Pennsylvania if anybody wants to take me up on the bet.

01:42:51.000 I'm also banning Arizona, man.

01:42:53.000 Oh yeah, no, I think Arizona for sure, especially because if you look at how the Latino vote went in Florida and we've seen in Texas, Arizona is actually, I mean, people thought that, oh, Arizona is going to be further out of reach for Donald Trump.

01:43:05.000 I think, if anything, it might even be better because, again, people see Latinos as one demographic, as a monolith. 0.78

01:43:13.000 For example, Jorge Masvidal, let people know here, how different is a Cuban American's outlook, for lack of a better word, but a Cuban American outlook, how different would it be from a Mexican American outlook?

01:43:25.000 Or let's say a South American, let's say like a Chilean American outlook, or else, like a Cuban American versus a Mexican American outlook.

01:43:33.000 How different are they?

01:43:34.000 Should they be in the same category?

01:43:36.000 Which is what pollsters do.

01:43:38.000 Politically wise, like on ideology and stuff like that.

01:43:42.000 Yeah.

01:43:42.000 Who's that there with you?

01:43:43.000 Lil Weezy? 1.00

01:43:46.000 We got some friends.

01:43:47.000 One of my training partners and my father's here.

01:43:48.000 You guys met my father.

01:43:50.000 Oh, OK.

01:43:50.000 I haven't met your father.

01:43:51.000 Did he enjoy the cigars that we sent?

01:43:53.000 Oh, he loves the cigars.

01:43:55.000 He's smoking one right now.

01:43:57.000 Oh, yeah!

01:43:58.000 There we go.

01:43:59.000 Hey, your father looks young.

01:44:01.000 Yeah, man.

01:44:02.000 He ain't doing too bad for himself.

01:44:06.000 He also looks very white.

01:44:09.000 I was expecting the camera to turn over and have a little bit of a Yole Romero like, I LOVE CIGAR!

01:44:19.000 I HAVE CIGAR FOR YOU!

01:44:23.000 Big difference on the politics on how the taxes go. 0.97

01:44:25.000 Americans versus Mexican-Americans because you're all put in the same, right, the same 1.00

01:44:29.000 category.

01:44:30.000 Latinos.

01:44:31.000 Big difference, you know, big difference on the politics on how the taxes go.

01:44:37.000 Like a lot of these South American and Central American countries that don't mind having

01:44:41.000 these crazy high taxes, right off the rip, the Cubans will tell you they're conservatives 1.00

01:44:46.000 as hell with their money, you know. 0.71

01:44:47.000 They don't want to play these games where we're going to give more money to the government for what?

01:44:52.000 To rely on what?

01:44:53.000 We've already seen what that does in places like Cuba and Venezuela.

01:44:57.000 They promise healthcare for everybody and fix nobody.

01:45:00.000 It's harder to convince a Cuban to swallow that pill. 1.00

01:45:03.000 The more you pay taxes, it's going to be better for you.

01:45:05.000 Right off the bat, they're already a little hesitant.

01:45:09.000 Yeah.

01:45:10.000 You know what's interesting is that you brought that up.

01:45:12.000 I think that's the main difference. 0.83

01:45:13.000 So when I did this video yesterday, or was uploaded yesterday, where I asked people about Donald Trump being a racist, there was a Mexican lady who said, well, he hates Mexicans.

01:45:22.000 and why it scares them so much.

01:45:37.000 Audio Wade was there.

01:45:38.000 She said, you know, in Mexico, the government, they can arrest you if you speak out.

01:45:42.000 And I said, well, that's terrible.

01:45:42.000 She said, especially if you're wealthy.

01:45:44.000 I said, what do you mean?

01:45:45.000 She said, because then they can take more money from you. 1.00

01:45:46.000 So they try to vilify the wealthy.

01:45:47.000 And I said, oh, do you see that happening here?

01:45:49.000 She said, well, that's a really good point.

01:45:51.000 I said, so do you understand, like, the difference between a massive, socialized government?

01:45:54.000 She said, Mexico is not socialist.

01:45:56.000 So here's the big difference. 1.00

01:45:58.000 They see Mexico as a corrupt, crappy country. 0.97

01:46:01.000 But the government tries to claim that it's not socialist, whereas I think with Cuban-Americans, it's been very clear, hey, why are things so bad? 1.00

01:46:09.000 Your government keeps saying socialism.

01:46:11.000 So you guys were fleeing, meaning Cuban-Americans, your father there, fleeing an actual government that persecuted you for speaking out against socialism. 0.96

01:46:19.000 Current Mexicans are just fleeing a crappy economy. 1.00

01:46:22.000 And so I don't think there's as much of a resistance to socialism because they don't connect those dots.

01:46:27.000 Do you think that may be a part of it?

01:46:29.000 That's one good way to put it.

01:46:31.000 It's actually, a lot of Mexicans will say their government is corrupt, they don't have faith in the system, the politicians are all bought out, but they're not against socialism as hard as we go, you know what I mean?

01:46:44.000 You ask any Cuban and it's like the worst thing you could call them, you know, is a communist.

01:46:49.000 Well, I'm going to do that when I get my concealed carry permit, and I just feel like I want to go down. 0.97

01:46:58.000 It'll be not suicide by cop fire, it'll be suicide by Cubans, and I'll just go, Socialistas! 1.00

01:47:04.000 And then see what happens.

01:47:05.000 All right, listen, Jorge, we can't have you on super long tonight because we have a lot to get to, but I appreciate it, brother.

01:47:11.000 It's Game Bread Fighter.

01:47:12.000 Where do you want people to follow you most, YouTube or Instagram?

01:47:15.000 Like, what's your best place?

01:47:17.000 YouTube, Instagram, Twitter, I got, we're always putting up content, fighting relating content, anything man, on all the websites, so on Twitter, Instagram.

01:47:26.000 Facebook.

01:47:28.000 Absolutely.

01:47:29.000 And we will have you back soon, and next time we'll have you build a raft for us.

01:47:32.000 Jorge Masvidal, thank you so much.

01:47:34.000 We'll see you, brother.

01:47:36.000 Let him go, because he'll get mad at me and hurt me.

01:47:39.000 Did anything happen here while we were talking with Jorge?

01:47:42.000 Any new updates there?

01:47:43.000 So, the Vegas odds have flipped to Trump.

01:47:46.000 Really?

01:47:47.000 Someone can pull it up.

01:47:48.000 Wait, hold on a second.

01:47:52.000 I feel like it's earlier in the night than last time.

01:47:54.000 Oh, it's way earlier!

01:47:57.000 What did the Vegas Ops flip to?

01:47:58.000 Someone's got to pull it up.

01:47:59.000 I just had a little bit of a message on it.

01:48:00.000 Yeah, we're going to pull it up and take a look.

01:48:02.000 Yeah, I think it's 64 for Trump, 36 for Biden.

01:48:08.000 And watch those odds change dramatically when they call Georgia, North Carolina, and Ohio for Trump.

01:48:15.000 And they will.

01:48:17.000 I'm willing to bet it'll probably go to about 75 Trump.

01:48:21.000 By the way, the odds, if you saw the stock market today, do you think the stock market's going to go up if they think Joe Biden's going to come in and change tax policy and close down the economy?

01:48:29.000 Probably not.

01:48:30.000 I actually do, because they've backed Joe Biden.

01:48:31.000 They have backed Joe Biden, but they're putting their money where it's going to grow.

01:48:35.000 If he comes in and takes away Donald Trump's tax policy, do you think that's going to grow the economy or slow it down?

01:48:39.000 If he comes in and closes down the country, is it going to grow or slow down?

01:48:42.000 It doesn't matter.

01:48:42.000 It could be better for big banks.

01:48:43.000 That's the thing.

01:48:45.000 Here's the thing, Joe Biden is better for big companies.

01:48:47.000 Think about this for a second, everybody who's watching.

01:48:50.000 And by the way, please do consider joining Mug Club.

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01:49:13.000 We're gonna be bringing Betty out soon after a commercial break where I pee, but think about this for a second!

01:49:20.000 I'm doing the Jorge Masvidal.

01:49:23.000 By the way, you think there might have been something rolled in that cigar a little bit?

01:49:26.000 Oh boy.

01:49:27.000 Hopefully no random out-of-contest testing!

01:49:32.000 But, yeah.

01:49:35.000 By the way, I say this, Jorge Masvidal, to know him, the guy was a blast to have around.

01:49:40.000 He was great.

01:49:41.000 Here's one thing I will say with Jorge Masvidal.

01:49:43.000 There's a little bit of that ember beneath the surface.

01:49:46.000 You know if you actually say the wrong thing.

01:49:48.000 We've been around people like Daniel Cormier, George St.

01:49:51.000 Pierre, Jake Shield is that way too, but George St.

01:49:55.000 Pierre and Chael Sonnen who've been on the show, if there were an altercation, they'd probably back away, alert and authority.

01:50:00.000 Jorge Masvidal's not that guy.

01:50:02.000 But he's not a bully at all, but he's so warm.

01:50:04.000 He's so warm and inviting, and he was so nice, and his manager was fantastic.

01:50:08.000 But you can tell, like, please, God, don't piss him off!

01:50:12.000 Think about this for a second, though.

01:50:15.000 We are, for the first time in modern American history, a net energy exporter.

01:50:19.000 We are energy independent, right?

01:50:21.000 And our carbon emissions are lower.

01:50:24.000 Than when Obama left office.

01:50:25.000 Sounds terrible.

01:50:26.000 Now, I know people will say that, well, emissions were going down faster from Barack Obama, and that is true.

01:50:31.000 They were going down faster, but with the side effect of crippling the economy, right? 0.95

01:50:37.000 With Donald Trump, they've still gone down mostly, but we literally are entirely energy independent, and we have under $2 gas, which the moron Newt Gingrich, and I say that because I don't like him. 0.98

01:50:52.000 Newt Gingrich is the perfect example of the swamp. 0.95

01:50:54.000 Went in worth $30,000, left government office worth $35 million.

01:51:01.000 He wanted to run a campaign on $2 gas.

01:51:04.000 So we have $2 gas.

01:51:06.000 We have more jobs.

01:51:06.000 We have more American jobs as it relates to energy than ever before because of fracking.

01:51:11.000 We've reduced coal.

01:51:12.000 We've reduced our carbon emissions significantly.

01:51:14.000 We're not even in the Paris Accord.

01:51:17.000 Kyoto Protocol, Paris Accord.

01:51:19.000 Montreal Agreement, Kyoto Protocol, Paris Accord.

01:51:22.000 I used to have to follow this because I used to get hung on those words all the time.

01:51:26.000 It's the same thing. 1.00

01:51:27.000 It's the same bullshit, new country that doesn't matter. 1.00

01:51:31.000 Or city. 1.00

01:51:34.000 Think about that for a second.

01:51:37.000 Now, can anyone out there name me a more green-minded company than Tesla?

01:51:44.000 Anyone?

01:51:45.000 Than Elon Musk?

01:51:46.000 They're moving from California to Texas.

01:51:49.000 So we have a country where we've reduced regulations, where we've increased fracking, where we've actually

01:51:54.000 decreased the cost of gas, we now are a net energy exporter and our carbon emissions

01:52:00.000 are down, and there is not a state in the union with not only more

01:52:03.000 green incentives, but crippling punishments and tariffs and fines on

01:52:08.000 businesses that don't cooperate.

01:52:10.000 They used to have a law, I don't know if they still do in California, where you could only have a certain allotment of SUVs on the lot because more Americans wanted SUVs at that point before they had skyrocketing gas prices.

01:52:20.000 And still Tesla leaves California to Texas.

01:52:25.000 What do you think is better for the environment long term?

01:52:28.000 Also, what do you think is better for the environment long term?

01:52:30.000 Because Saudi Arabia, they're irrelevant! 1.00

01:52:34.000 Places that don't have the EPA! 0.82

01:52:36.000 It is remarkable to me.

01:52:37.000 No one ever talks about that.

01:52:39.000 We have more energy jobs, we are energy independent, and our carbon emissions are, I believe, the second lowest of any year.

01:52:46.000 They went up slightly, I think, one of the years, but they're still damn low.

01:52:50.000 No one talks What no one talks about is, where's the world leader in clean technology?

01:52:57.000 So again, not just vehicles, but think about even in oil and gas or energy itself.

01:53:02.000 There are so many different companies in the United States, even the ones that are kind of the brand names.

01:53:08.000 You know, your shells, your whatever, and even though some of those are European companies as well, but when you look at the West, including the United States, the number of scientists, laboratories, government-funded, or just capitalism-fueled innovation to try and make this work.

01:53:21.000 Look, some of the biggest people supporting the environment are our hunters, our conservationists, our people who are in the gun industry, and folks who want to preserve these outdoor areas.

01:53:32.000 But how are you going to come up with it?

01:53:34.000 Is it the Postal Service that's going to come up with this technology?

01:53:37.000 Or is it your Elon Musks?

01:53:38.000 Is it going to be your other companies in America that have the freedom to be able to do it?

01:53:41.000 And where are they going to do it?

01:53:42.000 In California, where half the state is on fire and the other half is falling into the ocean?

01:53:47.000 Or in Texas, where they're welcomed with open arms?

01:53:50.000 Or Greta Thunberg's lovely home where half of all able-bodied men don't work.

01:53:56.000 Now, speaking of the whole energy, and we thought that the fracking with Joe Biden might be an issue in Pennsylvania.

01:54:02.000 So we've got 40 to 47 percent of the votes in Pennsylvania, and Trump is up by two points.

01:54:09.000 50 percent to 48.

01:54:10.000 So, you know, it's still early, but that looks good to me.

01:54:14.000 Well, that's still really early.

01:54:16.000 It's that mail-in vote, like you said.

01:54:17.000 It's that early vote.

01:54:18.000 So he's really going to have to outperform.

01:54:20.000 I don't want to count those pipelines.

01:54:22.000 No, no, no, we're not there.

01:54:23.000 Hey, so I think we're hearing, it was just tweeted by Jeff Mitchell saying that Fox and CNN, Walking Back, Virginia, now they're coming back again.

01:54:33.000 There's some flipping and flopping here in the last few minutes.

01:54:36.000 I don't know if Rez, you can look into that.

01:54:37.000 Where Virginia might be in play?

01:54:39.000 There was some question about how the numbers, they were calling it for Biden, but now Trump's numbers are huge again.

01:54:44.000 I don't know if there's some kind of technical slip-up, but... This is crazy.

01:54:51.000 So here's the deal with Virginia.

01:54:53.000 The thing about Virginia is that the mail-in votes do not even start being counted until 7 p.m.

01:55:01.000 Uh, and then they're counted till 11.

01:55:03.000 So the results that you have early on are the in-person day of.

01:55:07.000 And so I think that's why they tried to call it so early.

01:55:10.000 They thought, well, you know, uh, we can call this, but let's look at the lead here because Trump It could be that he's getting enough of a leave.

01:55:19.000 You know, if you go over to CNN, they have not called Virginia.

01:55:23.000 No.

01:55:24.000 And by the way, that's what, 50 minutes that they have left to count?

01:55:27.000 Right.

01:55:28.000 And Arizona right now, Arizona doesn't look very good for Donald Trump, but I don't know what they're counting first.

01:55:33.000 No, I think they're saying 80% of Arizona?

01:55:34.000 Yeah, 80.

01:55:38.000 That's high.

01:55:39.000 Hold on a second, but 80% in and a 10 point spread, an 11 point spread?

01:55:45.000 Something tells me that they haven't counted some serious counties there.

01:55:48.000 Yeah, they're saying if it's too early to call it that spread.

01:55:50.000 80%, that must mean, do we know which counties have not been, people in Arizona let us know, because that's one of those things that seems weird.

01:55:56.000 Kind of like the last go around with Florida, where Florida, I remember, looked really bad when we were doing the live broadcast, and then the panhandle came through.

01:56:05.000 I think we were on the line with Anthony Comea when that happened and we said, oh wow, that's changing.

01:56:08.000 So I know they just counted Maricopa County, which is where they expected Biden to do the best.

01:56:14.000 And I don't know if this is 80% of all Arizona votes.

01:56:19.000 No, 72% in now.

01:56:20.000 All right.

01:56:20.000 Okay.

01:56:20.000 So maybe that 80% for Maricopa County.

01:56:22.000 Can you let us know and fill us in there, Reg, in Arizona?

01:56:25.000 Because I tell you what, it's one of those things, if it were close and it was 70% in, you'd go, okay, that's bad.

01:56:30.000 But if it's a 10 point spread, that tells me that the overwhelming Trump counties have not been counted.

01:56:35.000 I would think so, yeah, because I don't think it's going to be nearly that big of a spread at the end of the day.

01:56:39.000 Well, Arizona hasn't had that big of a spread for Republican or Democrat, I don't know, ever in modern election history.

01:56:44.000 So, the fact that they're saying too early to call, too early to call difference, 218,000.

01:56:50.000 Now they also may be counting the early voting in Arizona, depending on the state.

01:56:54.000 Again, this is why this matters.

01:56:56.000 They may be counting the mail-in votes first or the same-day votes first.

01:57:01.000 Which state was it that counted the mail-in votes first?

01:57:03.000 I think it was North Carolina, right?

01:57:04.000 Where they counted the mail votes first pretty quickly and Trump was ahead by 1.5 and now they're going to same-day voting.

01:57:11.000 Yeah, generally they count the mail-in votes early.

01:57:15.000 Pennsylvania and I think Michigan are the flip, which seems sort of backwards to me.

01:57:21.000 Arizona, you can bring it up.

01:57:25.000 A little bit lower down there, you'll see that Phoenix and Tuscan... Tucson.

01:57:29.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:57:30.000 What is it with you guys and pronunciation?

01:57:33.000 Pizza California Pizza Kitchen.

01:57:37.000 Tuscan chicken sandwich flatbread.

01:57:40.000 Yeah, I would assume those more rural areas out there, the less densely populated are going to be more red. 0.89

01:57:46.000 Right.

01:57:47.000 Yeah, it's tough to see with Arizona.

01:57:49.000 Well, Arizona could still go to Joe Biden.

01:57:51.000 That could be a surprise.

01:57:53.000 And if that's the case, then we have a race in our hands. 0.52

01:57:57.000 I would expect, if Biden wins Arizona, for it to go back to about 50-50.

01:58:02.000 And then I think that if Trump wins North Carolina and Georgia, I would expect the betting odds to probably go back to maybe 60-40.

01:58:09.000 And there's been a little flip-flop.

01:58:11.000 So depending on what particular site you're looking at for the Vegas odds, there was a

01:58:14.000 little blip there around 8.15 Eastern where it flipped to being pro-Trump or Trump being

01:58:20.000 favored and then it went back for about an hour, then it went to Trump again and it's

01:58:24.000 been kind of solidly Trump.

01:58:26.000 Now solidly Trump being that they're saying that the odds are in his favor, but it's clear

01:58:30.000 that those are shifting on 10 to 15 minute intervals depending on how these are coming

01:58:34.000 in and there's a lot still out there that we just don't know about.

01:58:38.000 Yeah, we don't know about.

01:58:40.000 No new updates as far as I understand it.

01:58:42.000 So I'm going to take this minute to do, do we have like a two and a half minute break?

01:58:45.000 Two and a half minute break.

01:58:46.000 Two and a half minute break.

01:58:47.000 Again, the promo code is CrowderElectionStream.

01:58:51.000 Enjoy these commercial sketches and I will be back in two minutes once my bladder has been cleared and we will have more for you.

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01:59:35.000 Be sure not to tell your dad what I did!

01:59:37.000 Biden! 0.89

01:59:37.000 I did! 0.89

01:59:38.000 Graham!

01:59:39.000 Biden! 0.89

01:59:39.000 Or me! 0.89

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01:59:41.000 Biden! 0.89

01:59:41.000 And! 0.89

01:59:42.000 Graham!

01:59:43.000 And!

01:59:43.000 Biden!

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01:59:45.000 Biden! 0.89

01:59:45.000 And! 0.89

01:59:46.000 Graham!

01:59:47.000 And!

01:59:50.000 We'll take a break. 0.99

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02:00:32.000 Bazooka Joe.

02:00:33.000 The coffee, look at the brick. 0.66

02:00:35.000 Can we get the hero shot?

02:00:36.000 Do they still make bazooka Joe?

02:00:38.000 He used to be a penny.

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02:01:49.000 And now Steven's going to come over here.

02:01:51.000 Serve me this water that I deserve. 0.92

02:01:53.000 And I'm going to drink his sick water.

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02:02:01.000 that they're going to tune out because I'm in the chair.

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02:02:37.000 I don't know if we're seeing anything particularly exciting.

02:02:39.000 One of the things I was going to say is, from a technological standpoint, MSNBC Live has the crappiest touchscreen television.

02:02:46.000 It's grainy.

02:02:47.000 It looks like what you would see in an airplane in a traffic control center.

02:02:51.000 It's got thick lines.

02:02:52.000 It's terrible.

02:02:52.000 I don't know if we've got some other streams that we can pull up.

02:02:56.000 I almost want to go back to Old Man King and Wolf Blitzer and their Old Man Love.

02:03:01.000 CNN looks at least a little bit better than this.

02:03:06.000 You know, we're seeing some pretty interesting things.

02:03:08.000 I know the Vegas odds are switching up a little bit.

02:03:11.000 And now, I'm going to give up the seat.

02:03:13.000 Let's give it to them.

02:03:13.000 You know what?

02:03:14.000 Give it back.

02:03:15.000 Did we hit the sponsor there for Black Rival?

02:03:16.000 We did, sir.

02:03:17.000 He hit them really hard.

02:03:18.000 I apologize, guys.

02:03:19.000 This is one of those nose things. 0.53

02:03:21.000 Does it work? 0.98

02:03:22.000 Disgusting.

02:03:23.000 Yeah, it works really well.

02:03:24.000 Can we do this on air?

02:03:26.000 No, just so people know, just so you know, I am very sick.

02:03:30.000 Don't have the COVID though, an actual sickness, not that COVID isn't real, I would just rather be asymptomatic.

02:03:37.000 I would rather be asymptomatic, and I don't know about you guys, but I would take lung stuff, I would take, basically the worst for me is throat stuff, and the runs.

02:03:47.000 I don't mind throwing up so much.

02:03:49.000 I don't mind congestion, but the burning throat and the runs.

02:03:54.000 Hey, by the way, you know what?

02:03:55.000 We don't need to overcorrect.

02:03:56.000 I was panicking.

02:03:57.000 Apparently we're doing well.

02:03:58.000 People are enjoying the show.

02:03:59.000 The numbers are pretty decent, yeah, but just make sure, I mean, tell people your favorite coffee from Black Rifle and give us that promo code one more time.

02:04:08.000 Just toss it.

02:04:09.000 It'll be fine.

02:04:10.000 Yeah, okay, hold on a second.

02:04:11.000 I'll toss this on the couch.

02:04:12.000 Just don't lose it, because I need it so I can breathe.

02:04:14.000 My favorite is the Vintage Roast, by the way.

02:04:16.000 The Vintage Roast from Black Rifle Coffee.

02:04:17.000 This is the one that's not a black bag, but it is... They were out a little bit with COVID, because it's pretty tough to source these beans.

02:04:24.000 Fantastic.

02:04:25.000 Medium roast.

02:04:26.000 Works for espresso, works well... I have a lozenge, doesn't I?

02:04:31.000 It's okay, yeah.

02:04:32.000 Works well for espresso, and works well... Don't tune out!

02:04:35.000 Don't tune out!

02:04:35.000 I'm just saying...

02:04:37.000 Uh, and it works really well for drip coffee, so I do recommend that, and I like their sounds, they're smooth a whole lot.

02:04:41.000 Listen, we have limited ads on this show, and a big reason is because of people who join up and support Mug Club, and another reason is, um, just because I'm not gonna run ads for something that I don't use or don't like, right?

02:04:52.000 I love coffee, and for you to pick them, that's... Remember when Keeps came to me?

02:04:55.000 Yeah.

02:04:56.000 Ugh, I remember... Like, keep your hair, I said, They should have come to me.

02:04:59.000 What?

02:05:00.000 Look, we've voted 72 to 1 here at the company.

02:05:05.000 Really, it's only like 15 to 1 because that's how few people we have here.

02:05:08.000 Right.

02:05:09.000 15 to 1, Gerald being the one holdout that we would not let cuties run ads on this show.

02:05:13.000 It's true.

02:05:14.000 And, you know, we really take it seriously.

02:05:17.000 Hey, by the way, I just heard that the Vegas betting odds are something like 2.7 to 1 for Donald Trump.

02:05:22.000 They changed?

02:05:23.000 Yeah, they changed.

02:05:24.000 Someone who actually works over at the Blaze, who also works with the World Poker Series, said that it had changed quite a bit.

02:05:32.000 Is there anything, by the way, before we go?

02:05:34.000 Trump has overtaken in Pennsylvania.

02:05:36.000 Oh, that's big because he was down 2-1.

02:05:38.000 What do we see now in Pennsylvania?

02:05:41.000 And where should I be looking here on my own screen, Reg?

02:05:47.000 Where should I be looking to see any of these live results?

02:05:49.000 Yeah, you know, I've been looking at the New York Times, and if you want to see district by district, you can go to Politico.

02:05:55.000 State by state.

02:05:55.000 So that's kind of what I've been doing.

02:05:57.000 Is there a specific thing that I should be typing in?

02:05:59.000 Oh, just, you know, Michigan... New York Times election?

02:06:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

02:06:04.000 Just the state and the New York Times, and it should pop up.

02:06:07.000 It's about the only thing anybody's talking about.

02:06:10.000 Yeah, Donald Trump is also up in Michigan.

02:06:13.000 It's only 35% of the vote.

02:06:15.000 It depends on which county.

02:06:17.000 True.

02:06:17.000 Also, this is what I would like to see.

02:06:18.000 Wayne County's in for a pretty big number.

02:06:20.000 Oh, Wayne County's already in?

02:06:21.000 Not all of it.

02:06:21.000 No, no, no.

02:06:22.000 Not all of it.

02:06:22.000 Wait, wait, wait.

02:06:23.000 Hold on a second.

02:06:23.000 If a good amount of Wayne County is in and Trump is ahead?

02:06:25.000 I think it's somewhere around 30-something percent, 40-something percent.

02:06:27.000 Oh my God, that's a disaster.

02:06:28.000 Check me on that because I saw it at the bottom.

02:06:30.000 That's a disaster.

02:06:31.000 Oh folks!

02:06:31.000 If you want to bring up the politico breakdown.

02:06:33.000 Oh boy, that's a really big nightmare.

02:06:36.000 I'll do my southern preacher voice.

02:06:37.000 Oh my god, that's a really big nightmare. 0.99

02:06:38.000 And now I'll do my gay voice because I'm grabbing it. 0.99

02:06:40.000 Oh look, look, look. 0.96

02:06:40.000 If you look at Wayne County, look at the way they gerrymander. 0.96

02:06:42.000 It looks like a big penis. 0.99

02:06:46.000 If somebody did that, that would actually be funny. 0.99

02:06:47.000 If they gerrymandered into like a penis district, that'd be hilarious. 1.00

02:06:49.000 I think that's factually accurate. 0.97

02:06:51.000 That's pretty accurate, yeah.

02:06:52.000 That's pretty true.

02:06:53.000 His golf thing was pretty funny.

02:06:54.000 One of my favorites is Artie Lang and Gilbert Godfrey.

02:06:59.000 When Robert Williams killed himself he used a nanoose nanoose.

02:07:02.000 Oh! 0.60

02:07:02.000 Awwww! 0.60

02:07:04.000 Boo! 0.83

02:07:05.000 My lord!

02:07:07.000 Come on! 0.61

02:07:08.000 Too soon.

02:07:10.000 That's dark.

02:07:10.000 I'm not going to watch.

02:07:11.000 Yeah, shut up. 0.99

02:07:12.000 Come on. 1.00

02:07:14.000 You think it's dark? 0.99

02:07:15.000 Do you know what a big, gaping crap hole our country is facing right now?

02:07:22.000 Listen, there have been no new calls with states, so this is one thing a lot of you folks may know that I love dogs, and I love dogs because they're kind of different from elections in that they're honest.

02:07:31.000 And Betty has been gone for a very long time.

02:07:32.000 And you may have remembered, we received more backlash from this.

02:07:35.000 You can bring up this B-roll, quarter black carrot, where during Mug Club quarantine, one of our shows was nothing.

02:07:41.000 That was in the peak of toilet paper pandemic.

02:07:45.000 And that was the peak of toilet paper pandemic when there was a shortage.

02:07:48.000 So Betty loves toilet paper. 1.00

02:07:49.000 Betty is a sweet dog.

02:07:51.000 You all know Joe Louis.

02:07:51.000 You love Joe Louis.

02:07:52.000 But Betty was the most insubordinate dog there was. 1.00

02:07:55.000 And having a dog who wanted to eat toilet paper, like I had read books on it.

02:07:58.000 What do I do?

02:07:58.000 She keeps eating toilet paper.

02:07:59.000 To spank her with the toilet paper. 0.99

02:08:01.000 And she would whip around and grab the toilet paper from my hand while I was spanking her little butt with toilet paper before I could finish. 1.00

02:08:08.000 This was in COVID. 0.99

02:08:09.000 It would be like, and I'm not saying that it's comparable, but I do think it's comparable to the plight of Jews who had a baby in an attic who started crying.

02:08:16.000 And so then they had to, you know, like put a pill.

02:08:19.000 That was me with Betty.

02:08:20.000 It was like, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're all in this here.

02:08:23.000 No.

02:08:24.000 So we need to be aware of others' needs.

02:08:29.000 And so really quickly, before we bring her in, this is going to be another segment.

02:08:32.000 We're going to bring her back and test her obedience. 1.00

02:08:34.000 Show Betty the tear.

02:08:36.000 Now, as you can see here, we have a whole wall of toilet paper.

02:08:47.000 And a wonderful trainer, Betty, has been gone now for three months.

02:08:51.000 I have not seen her in three months.

02:08:52.000 I saw her for a couple seconds earlier today. 0.93

02:08:55.000 And we are going to test Betty's obedience.

02:08:59.000 Because we couldn't do it with Joe Biden and small children with sniffing.

02:09:01.000 So it's the same level of temptation.

02:09:03.000 It's like illegal, I think.

02:09:03.000 We are going to test right now Betty's obedience with toilet paper and see just how good of a job this trainer who is amazing, Carolyn, has done.

02:09:11.000 So let's send her in. 1.00

02:09:13.000 Everybody get ready.

02:09:14.000 Yeah.

02:09:16.000 Yeah, buddy.

02:09:18.000 All right.

02:09:23.000 Oh.

02:09:25.000 Mmm.

02:09:27.000 Get ready for the party!

02:09:31.000 What?!

02:09:33.000 This is crazy.

02:09:34.000 I can't believe this is the same dog.

02:09:40.000 Wow.

02:09:40.000 Did you give her a vinegar oil or something?

02:09:46.000 Yeah.

02:09:49.000 Sorry, I was just trying to tell you to give her the speaker there, Audio Wade, because she couldn't... Carolyn, you are a dog trainer. 1.00

02:09:54.000 Yes, I am.

02:09:55.000 You're a brilliant dog trainer.

02:09:56.000 Thank you.

02:09:56.000 From what I understand.

02:09:58.000 I was very scared when I brought Betty to you, and you said that you thought... I can walk over to her, right?

02:10:02.000 Right now?

02:10:03.000 Yeah, yeah, walk around.

02:10:03.000 Alright, so we have Betty right... Can I say hi to Betty as she comes back?

02:10:06.000 Yeah.

02:10:07.000 Hey, Betty! 1.00

02:10:08.000 Hey! 0.99

02:10:08.000 I haven't seen you in... Oh, you're gonna bite my nose? 0.99

02:10:10.000 Okay.

02:10:11.000 Hello, Betty.

02:10:12.000 I want to see if you get excited, but she's still not going for the toilet paper.

02:10:16.000 That's amazing.

02:10:17.000 This is not the same dog.

02:10:21.000 I don't want to do any direction.

02:10:22.000 This is crazy.

02:10:24.000 She ate toilet paper for 30 minutes.

02:10:25.000 And you saw that, and you said it was as entertaining as it was.

02:10:30.000 It was a very irresponsible dog ownership.

02:10:32.000 I would rather not continue to see that after her extensive training.

02:10:35.000 On a scale from here, we can kneel down here.

02:10:38.000 Sit, Betty.

02:10:39.000 On a scale from 1 to 10, how difficult would you rate Betty when she came to you?

02:10:44.000 Probably a 7 or an 8.

02:10:45.000 Probably a 7 or an 8.

02:10:46.000 A solid 7 or an 8.

02:10:47.000 What would a 10 be?

02:10:49.000 Yeah.

02:10:50.000 Oh, like a Malamute or a Great Pyrenee.

02:10:53.000 Like dogs that just have no desire oftentimes to work for the human.

02:10:56.000 Okay.

02:10:57.000 Other than what they're bred to do.

02:10:58.000 So livestock guarding, pulling, that kind of thing.

02:10:59.000 And how long did it take you to train?

02:11:01.000 Because no one here believes this.

02:11:03.000 No.

02:11:03.000 This is crazy.

02:11:05.000 And you can keep the scene in there in the lower third so people know it's still an election stream.

02:11:09.000 It's still the president being elected.

02:11:10.000 How long did it take you to get her to this point where she's, I mean, she's not even, she's kind of sniffing it, but she's not that interested.

02:11:15.000 Um, you know, it probably took a couple, three weeks of consistent work on obedience and to develop a relationship with her and all of that before we started the bigger, the big ticket items that were a bigger draw for her previously. 0.96

02:11:26.000 Um, but I'd say by the end of the first, you know, four to six weeks, she was with me.

02:11:30.000 Um, we've done enough.

02:11:31.000 And she just farted. 0.99

02:11:32.000 You smell that, correct?

02:11:35.000 Betty, sit. 1.00

02:11:37.000 Don't blame your dog.

02:11:38.000 Thank you.

02:11:38.000 Good girl.

02:11:39.000 She keeps trying to shake.

02:11:40.000 You taught her how to shake.

02:11:41.000 Shake.

02:11:41.000 Wave.

02:11:42.000 Say hi.

02:11:43.000 Say hi.

02:11:44.000 Can you say hi, Betty?

02:11:45.000 Say no.

02:11:47.000 Now you're connected to her.

02:11:48.000 You're not going to listen to me.

02:11:49.000 What advice would you give to people at home who have a terror like Betty? 0.99

02:11:53.000 Their choice was either someone like you or the trash on Tuesday. 0.99

02:11:57.000 Oh jeez. 1.00

02:11:57.000 Oh, jeez. 1.00

02:11:58.000 Is finding a professional to work with that'll help give you guidance on how to give corrections,

02:12:02.000 consequences, create inhibitions.

02:12:05.000 But then a lot of it's structure, learning how to live with a dog

02:12:07.000 and meet its needs on a regular basis.

02:12:09.000 But a lot of it with her was not letting her run the show.

02:12:13.000 Okay.

02:12:14.000 And not letting her do what she was used to.

02:12:15.000 She was used to running the show. 1.00

02:12:16.000 You silly little bitch! 1.00

02:12:17.000 You were used to running the show? 1.00

02:12:19.000 I know, she's so adorable. 0.98

02:12:20.000 Everyone always says, she's the sweetest dog. 1.00

02:12:22.000 And I'm like, ah, you don't live with her.

02:12:23.000 And I love her.

02:12:24.000 But, okay, can you show us some things that maybe are new with Betty?

02:12:27.000 Obviously she's not touching the toilet paper.

02:12:28.000 I'm going to go back to sitting down.

02:12:30.000 But what kind of obedience can we expect from Betty as you return her now to our homestead?

02:12:35.000 So she can stay in position much longer. 0.99

02:12:37.000 Okay.

02:12:38.000 She works for food now, so we were working on different tricks, so working on wave, working on spinning in different directions, sitting pretty, those kind of things.

02:12:45.000 She has been up since four this morning, and we flew in from Kentucky, so she may be a little too tired for the tricks, but... Hey, what happens if you, like, throw the toilet paper in front of her? 0.94

02:12:45.000 Okay. 0.94

02:12:54.000 Oh, boy.

02:12:55.000 Oh, boy.

02:12:55.000 Drum roll.

02:12:59.000 What?

02:13:02.000 You didn't switch dogs.

02:13:04.000 This is a different dog.

02:13:05.000 This is a different dog completely.

02:13:06.000 No! 0.99

02:13:07.000 We'll finally be able to put that incinerator to good use because this here is a witch. 0.99

02:13:11.000 Wow! 0.99

02:13:13.000 See if she drowns. 0.89

02:13:14.000 Carolyn, do you know anything way more than a duck? 0.99

02:13:17.000 We're going to have to burn her. 0.94

02:13:20.000 It's like she doesn't even want it.

02:13:22.000 Is this like a Tony Robbins thing where he said you have to teach yourself that you hate it if you want to quit smoking?

02:13:27.000 Is that what you did?

02:13:28.000 Did you code it in Spider Venom?

02:13:31.000 If only it were that easy.

02:13:32.000 But no, it's a lot of repetition and applying a consequence that outweighs the utter joy that I saw on the quarantine video of her

02:13:40.000 destroying the toilet paper for half an hour.

02:13:42.000 Okay, that was her life. And you moved recently to the great state of Kentucky, right? So you're

02:13:46.000 not set up yet, but anyone who will listen, I will send to you'll have a fully operational compound.

02:13:51.000 Hopefully within the next two to three months. Right, where people can send their dogs,

02:13:54.000 board them with you, and you can do with their dogs what you do with Betty.

02:13:56.000 And then we teach them, just like I'm working with you and your wife on how to keep up with

02:14:01.000 her training, how to keep up with her.

02:14:02.000 Right.

02:14:02.000 And Joe Lewis.

02:14:03.000 Yep, exactly.

02:14:04.000 And you also have your dog is going to be attacking even Brendan.

02:14:07.000 Oh, good.

02:14:07.000 I do, yeah.

02:14:08.000 Let's actually, let's bring that.

02:14:08.000 Yeah.

02:14:09.000 So I know Betty's tired. 0.57

02:14:10.000 Do you want to bring in Ice?

02:14:11.000 Sure.

02:14:11.000 Yeah.

02:14:12.000 So Ice is actually the Elton Gallant dog who trains under Carolyn, who is going to be ravaging even Brendan later on when the state of Wisconsin is called.

02:14:21.000 So you have to stay.

02:14:22.000 Oh, look at Ice.

02:14:23.000 He's got a mug.

02:14:24.000 Look at Ice.

02:14:25.000 Oh, Ice.

02:14:26.000 Hello, Ice! 0.96

02:14:36.000 Well, I shortened her name.

02:14:39.000 She was originally named Isis.

02:14:41.000 Wow!

02:14:42.000 And you know the code to the studio. 0.77

02:14:44.000 Is it because she's brown and scary? 0.99

02:14:47.000 Well, that may have played a factor.

02:14:48.000 It had more to do with sticking with an Egyptian theme.

02:14:51.000 She was named after a goddess, but no one says mythology anymore.

02:14:54.000 Oh, that's that goddess that in Humanities 101 you have, like, Christianity isn't original because of Isis. 0.99

02:14:58.000 And you're like, shut up.

02:15:00.000 Look at this, so she goes up, she goes under the bed, and he just ignores it. 0.96

02:15:02.000 And I will tell you, I've never seen anything like this.

02:15:04.000 When we brought Joe Louis in, because Joe Louis is, well, he's been fine with most dogs, but he's not great with strange male dogs.

02:15:10.000 I walked in and Carolyn said, just drop the leash. 1.00

02:15:12.000 And I said, I don't want to.

02:15:14.000 And she said, these dogs are worth tens of thousands of dollars that I've trained.

02:15:17.000 I'm not going to let anything happen to them.

02:15:18.000 And she was like, Ice, here, Duke.

02:15:20.000 And they were just, it was like Willard with the rats.

02:15:22.000 They just went wherever she told them.

02:15:24.000 Look at this!

02:15:27.000 That's incredible.

02:15:28.000 And Betty's just sitting there! 1.00

02:15:32.000 I like it because it's two things.

02:15:33.000 I like dogs and violence, but not violence against dogs.

02:15:36.000 Right, right, right.

02:15:36.000 Of course.

02:15:37.000 And how did you, well we're going to ask you a little bit later on how you trained Ice before he, Ice attacks, she attacks Brendan.

02:15:46.000 But I'm hoping that they call Wisconsin early so we can watch him get hurt.

02:15:50.000 How much, how shocked do you think Brendan will be since he's never done this before?

02:15:54.000 I think he's definitely in for it.

02:15:56.000 He looks a little scared when I've seen him around.

02:15:57.000 He definitely seems to be sporting a pretty worthy dog.

02:16:03.000 He lives alone and he's too scared to go to the bodega to get cereal.

02:16:06.000 So I can't imagine that an attack dog is on his list of things to do today.

02:16:11.000 He won't even go to his own bathroom at night.

02:16:12.000 No, he won't.

02:16:13.000 He's the best.

02:16:14.000 He thought that Marley Brothers from Muppet Christmas, Carol, would come out of the toilet.

02:16:21.000 He said it's the last time he watches any Muppet-themed holiday film as he lives by himself.

02:16:27.000 It never happens more than once a year.

02:16:28.000 I know.

02:16:29.000 Well, Carolyn, thank you so much.

02:16:30.000 We appreciate you coming in.

02:16:31.000 Thank you for what you've done with Betty.

02:16:33.000 Everyone give Carolyn a round of applause. 0.93

02:16:36.000 I'm really looking forward to watching you kill Brendan later. 1.00

02:16:39.000 That's insane. 1.00

02:16:40.000 I can't believe that.

02:16:41.000 And we're going to have her back on the show when actually she has her compound set up in Kentucky. 1.00

02:16:47.000 Because she was a lifesaver.

02:16:49.000 And I tell you what, she is just like a good parent where she would tell my wife, she'd go, no, no, what you're doing is wrong.

02:16:54.000 This is what you have to do.

02:16:55.000 These are the boundaries, expectations, limitations you need to have with dogs.

02:16:58.000 And she is incredible.

02:17:01.000 And also, by the way, I should thank her for her service.

02:17:02.000 She's former military. 0.54

02:17:04.000 OK, thank you so much.

02:17:05.000 By the way, everyone watching, the promo code is Crowder Election Stream.

02:17:08.000 Is it Crowder Election?

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02:17:14.000 Anything new going on that I should know about?

02:17:16.000 about well first let's go to CNN and hear what John King let's hear the

02:17:19.000 quiver in John King's voice where do you go well then we come back number one

02:17:23.000 let's just assume for the sake of going through options district here hard to

02:17:27.000 see if there is a worry starts Ooh, get the one!

02:17:29.000 The president went out here and did a rally.

02:17:30.000 But the Democrats are pretty confident they're going to pick up the one in the second district

02:17:34.000 of Nebraska.

02:17:35.000 So let's do that for the hypothetical.

02:17:36.000 Get the one.

02:17:37.000 And you're at 293 to 245.

02:17:41.000 So then we come down to where we ended four years ago.

02:17:44.000 Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin.

02:17:47.000 And so Joe Biden, one.

02:17:50.000 Two gets you to the finish line.

02:17:52.000 Which he's probably going to win, but I don't know.

02:17:54.000 If you win Maine's second congressional district, if you win Maine's second congressional district

02:17:58.000 and you hold Arizona, you can do it without Florida, without Georgia, without Colorado

02:18:03.000 and without Nebraska.

02:18:04.000 And a district in Nebraska.

02:18:05.000 Which he's probably going to win, but I don't know.

02:18:07.000 The way things are going, how confident they're staying in Nebraska, considering how close

02:18:12.000 it's been in some areas of Virginia, I don't know.

02:18:15.000 So some other interesting news.

02:18:17.000 Nate Silver again backtracking faster than Michael Jackson, moonwalking away from the Los Angeles County DA.

02:18:25.000 And so he is now saying clearly Biden will not win in a landslide, which is not news to anyone here, but news to a lot of folks out there.

02:18:33.000 But one other thing that's just coming in from Hollywood.

02:18:36.000 Otterbane, Philadelphia officials saying they will not report any more mail-in ballots tonight.

02:18:42.000 Of the approximately 350,000, I think they're going to report about 76,000 so far.

02:18:52.000 To be fair, they could have been burned in a fire.

02:18:55.000 They could have been burned in a Walgreens.

02:18:57.000 It takes time to throw them away.

02:19:00.000 What happened to the ballots?

02:19:03.000 Our votes matter, but you burn them. 1.00

02:19:05.000 Shit! 1.00

02:19:06.000 I thought I burned the vote that came in from Decatur! 0.99

02:19:09.000 That's Illinois, a suburb, but I understand the racist sentiment that you wanted to stop the Decatur votes.

02:19:16.000 I see your point.

02:19:17.000 I do, I do.

02:19:19.000 We hurt only ourselves.

02:19:21.000 Oh.

02:19:22.000 With this behavior.

02:19:24.000 That was like a little one-act play.

02:19:25.000 It was a little one-act play.

02:19:26.000 You should see my little one-act about Watergate.

02:19:29.000 Now we've got an interesting take here from Nate Cohen at the New York Times.

02:19:34.000 This is just in a tweet, but he says, it's an ominous sign for Biden in Pennsylvania.

02:19:39.000 Trump is running ahead of his 2016 performance in Trumbull County.

02:19:43.000 I think that Pennsylvania is the most likely scenario for Trump to win.

02:19:47.000 I think more so than Michigan or Wisconsin or Minnesota.

02:19:51.000 But I also think the rampant voter fraud, that's why I couldn't call Pennsylvania for Trump.

02:19:55.000 even though it's still early in the night.

02:19:56.000 I think that Pennsylvania is the most likely scenario for Trump to win, I think more so

02:19:59.000 than Michigan or Wisconsin or Minnesota, but I also think the rampant voter fraud, that's

02:20:04.000 why I couldn't call Pennsylvania for Trump.

02:20:06.000 And I bet you if Donald Trump wins Pennsylvania based on what we're hearing from that AG,

02:20:10.000 they will not relent control.

02:20:12.000 If you want to talk about someone refusing to accept results of the election, talk about, sorry, these hiccups, these lozenges.

02:20:17.000 I'm very sick, people.

02:20:19.000 It is Pennsylvania.

02:20:20.000 It's Pennsylvania. 1.00

02:20:22.000 Sick! 0.99

02:20:22.000 It's a sick thing to do! 0.99

02:20:23.000 I'm hosting an election livestream when I got a throat like I just blew the Tin Man!

02:20:30.000 Well, you saw that the CDC said that even if you were positive for coronavirus and quarantining, you could still go out and vote.

02:20:38.000 The coronavirus, it knows.

02:20:40.000 It knows that you're doing a stream.

02:20:41.000 It knows a lot of stuff.

02:20:42.000 But we saw a lot of weird stuff going on in Pennsylvania today.

02:20:47.000 Was that confirmed, by the way, that there was a letter sent out to Pennsylvania that if you had recently been to a Trump rally, I saw this and I assumed it was fake news from the right, that if you had been to a Trump rally, a potential super-spreading event, that you were not allowed to go vote in person?

02:20:59.000 Oh, I hadn't seen that.

02:21:00.000 If someone can confirm, I assume it was fake.

02:21:03.000 I mean, I did definitely see, uh, you know, maybe he was just trolling, but it was one of these poll workers, uh, saying that they had thrown a whole bunch of Trump ballots in the trash in Pennsylvania.

02:21:13.000 And then I also saw some poll watchers who had a valid certificate being forced out.

02:21:18.000 And you also had a lot of, now voting machines, you know, go down.

02:21:22.000 That's, that's, uh, that, that happens.

02:21:24.000 Uh, but just a lot of stuff that made me feel weird. 1.00

02:21:28.000 Whoever has their phone notifications on loud, you better stop or I'm gonna stab a fuckin' pencil through your heart. 0.99

02:21:34.000 Well, that's hard to hit. 1.00

02:21:36.000 Boom.

02:21:37.000 I watched Midnight Run the other day.

02:21:38.000 That was Dennis Farina.

02:21:41.000 So, interesting.

02:21:42.000 We still, again... I have no interest in seeing your dumbass alive if you come back and your phone's not on. 0.99

02:21:51.000 We still don't have Florida called, despite the meter being pegged all the way down on New York Times. 0.99

02:21:58.000 It's buried.

02:21:59.000 Literally burying the needle here.

02:22:00.000 Not calling it?

02:22:01.000 Who was it that called Florida?

02:22:03.000 Not yet.

02:22:04.000 So it was Decision HQ, right?

02:22:06.000 Decision Desk?

02:22:06.000 Yeah.

02:22:07.000 Yes, that is who called it early on.

02:22:09.000 Is that Fox News, Decision HQ?

02:22:11.000 No, they are actually, their first big election was 2016 and they're now playing a pretty central role and they seem pretty reliable in my opinion.

02:22:21.000 It looks like the New York Times has basically called it too.

02:22:24.000 So if you look at the map... The New York Times has called it with...

02:22:29.000 No, not only that, but North Carolina.

02:22:31.000 So when you scroll down to the battleground states to watch on their meter, they have pegged Florida and North Carolina both at 95% chance Trump.

02:22:40.000 But when you go up to the map, they're still not willing to concede those because then it would shift the actual meter.

02:22:46.000 Where are you looking at these meters?

02:22:48.000 Can someone tell me where this is?

02:22:49.000 I have no idea.

02:22:50.000 So if you click on the actual results themselves, it'll take you to a direct I have no idea.

02:22:58.000 Can someone show me the meters here?

02:23:00.000 I'm on the New York Times election right here.

02:23:05.000 Where do I go to see these meters?

02:23:07.000 So this is what they're trying to avoid.

02:23:09.000 This is Stephen Crowder getting tech support from an Asian person.

02:23:12.000 This is all the stereotypes.

02:23:14.000 State results?

02:23:14.000 I'm sorry.

02:23:14.000 The meter's also a great func- I'm sorry.

02:23:17.000 Yours looks different than mine.

02:23:18.000 To everybody.

02:23:19.000 Does it?

02:23:20.000 Yeah.

02:23:21.000 State results?

02:23:22.000 Is this it maybe?

02:23:24.000 Someone else has it.

02:23:24.000 Okay.

02:23:25.000 A drunk person.

02:23:26.000 What?

02:23:27.000 Don Jr.

02:23:27.000 Oh!

02:23:28.000 is trying to call us in.

02:23:29.000 So everybody, let's have Donald Trump Jr.

02:23:31.000 let them know on the Twitter.

02:23:34.000 I don't really have any plugs for him, but Donald Trump Jr., let me know when we have him here.

02:23:38.000 I think he's probably trying to FaceTime in.

02:23:40.000 So I believe we have his number, Donald Trump Jr.

02:23:43.000 So everyone, you should be looking forward to this Donald Trump Jr., not Sr.

02:23:47.000 Sr.

02:23:47.000 might be with him.

02:23:48.000 Could be.

02:23:49.000 Could be with him, but I like Donald.

02:23:51.000 But you know what?

02:23:52.000 well enough.

02:23:52.000 I like Don Jr.

02:23:53.000 He's a fantastic fellow.

02:23:54.000 He's a fantastic fellow.

02:23:56.000 And you know what?

02:23:58.000 He doesn't have a tough act to follow because he doesn't do crack and bang his dead brothers.

02:24:03.000 He won the lottery in comparisons there.

02:24:05.000 You would really think so.

02:24:06.000 It's easy.

02:24:07.000 It's a low bar.

02:24:08.000 It's like going up after Paula Poundstone.

02:24:13.000 If she's your intro act and you show up, it doesn't really even matter if at that point you're nothing more than a Dane Cook.

02:24:25.000 Because Paula Poundstone is so bad. 1.00

02:24:29.000 Oh.

02:24:29.000 Can you?

02:24:33.000 Oh, Megyn Kelly now.

02:24:34.000 She's calling in early.

02:24:35.000 Can you do me a favor?

02:24:36.000 Can someone do me a favor?

02:24:37.000 That's Brodigan, by the way, everybody.

02:24:38.000 And he's coming in and he's drunk.

02:24:41.000 Let us know, is Don Jr.

02:24:42.000 trying to FaceTime in or if Don Jr.

02:24:44.000 is trying to Skype?

02:24:44.000 That'll determine what we have.

02:24:46.000 And Megyn Kelly, I assume, is going to Skype in right now. 0.99

02:24:49.000 So let me know when we have Megyn Kelly. 0.98

02:24:52.000 And you guys let me know if there's anything new going on with states.

02:24:55.000 Of course, we're keeping you abreast.

02:24:56.000 New Hampshire, they're just calling that.

02:24:57.000 New Hampshire, they're calling for Joe Biden.

02:24:58.000 Well, that doesn't really surprise me.

02:24:59.000 Utah for Trump.

02:25:00.000 Utah for Trump.

02:25:01.000 Oh, the Mormons are supporting Trump. 0.75

02:25:03.000 Thanks, guys.

02:25:04.000 Aren't you supposed to have lower thirds there for Trump and all the stuff there, Quarterback Garrett?

02:25:09.000 I got a lot of stuff.

02:25:10.000 Yeah, you got a lot of stuff.

02:25:11.000 I do have Utah on the air.

02:25:12.000 Louisiana, voting early and often.

02:25:14.000 We love you.

02:25:15.000 Louisiana.

02:25:15.000 Kansas for President Trump.

02:25:16.000 I do have Utah.

02:25:17.000 Kansas for President Trump.

02:25:19.000 Utah for President Trump.

02:25:21.000 All right, let's see.

02:25:22.000 Utah for President Trump.

02:25:25.000 Oh, there we go.

02:25:26.000 I think it's time for some electoral hearing, if I'm not mistaken, right?

02:25:31.000 Honey, Utah, the best movie I ever saw.

02:25:35.000 Shot his gun with a point break.

02:25:39.000 He does like Point Break.

02:25:41.000 It's the best movie he's ever seen.

02:25:43.000 It's a great cultural reference.

02:25:45.000 Toss up between that and Godfather 3.

02:25:46.000 You picked the right one.

02:25:48.000 But don't you have a little thing on the bottom of the screen also when we call states?

02:25:51.000 Am I not mistaken?

02:25:52.000 We haven't used it once.

02:25:54.000 We have.

02:25:55.000 Eh, maybe once.

02:25:56.000 It's him dancing.

02:25:57.000 235,000 votes ahead in Michigan.

02:25:57.000 Big time.

02:25:58.000 It's really loud.

02:25:59.000 Come on, guys.

02:25:59.000 Big time.

02:26:00.000 Boom.

02:26:01.000 I like that.

02:26:02.000 235,000 votes ahead in Michigan.

02:26:03.000 It's really loud.

02:26:04.000 It's loud.

02:26:05.000 Well there we go.

02:26:06.000 That's big.

02:26:07.000 Come on guys.

02:26:08.000 Come on.

02:26:09.000 Let's make sure that we bring up, I mean, come on.

02:26:10.000 More screaming eagles.

02:26:12.000 More screaming eagles.

02:26:13.000 This is the second time!

02:26:14.000 I tell you what, if this night gets any better, I'm going to have a cigar and pour some of the Wildfowl 102 into my beer.

02:26:21.000 But you gotta turn the part that we covered up around, because you can see that.

02:26:25.000 That's the part we need to see now.

02:26:25.000 There you go.

02:26:27.000 You didn't cover up this part!

02:26:28.000 Does anyone have a sharpie?

02:26:29.000 No, it's fine.

02:26:31.000 It's not fine.

02:26:32.000 It's fine.

02:26:34.000 That's because you're lawyer-minded.

02:26:36.000 It's totally not fine.

02:26:39.000 Bring bartender glasses!

02:26:42.000 Reg the Bandit.

02:26:42.000 What do we have?

02:26:43.000 We have Iowa.

02:26:43.000 Come on, Iowa.

02:26:44.000 So look, oh, see that lead, like I said, narrowing quite a bit.

02:26:47.000 What I expect, they had a 10 point lead for Biden in Arizona and they were saying 70, 75 percent.

02:26:55.000 I'm willing to bet that it's those counties.

02:26:57.000 I'm nervous about that, though.

02:26:58.000 Arizona, I mean, 208,000 votes is a lot in Arizona to overcome.

02:27:02.000 So he's going to really have to take most of what's outstanding.

02:27:05.000 Yeah, Minnesota's pretty bad right now.

02:27:07.000 Here's a good example.

02:27:09.000 Iowa, 25%.

02:27:11.000 You can't go too close.

02:27:13.000 You have to be past that 90-something percent threshold, and it has to be a pretty even spread across the board.

02:27:18.000 Unless it's Florida, then even past 95%, you don't call it because you just can't give up.

02:27:22.000 But again, we're looking at the kind of quality votes the Tortoise and the Hare type race. 0.70

02:27:27.000 What are the quality of votes that came in early?

02:27:29.000 The type of votes that we're counting?

02:27:31.000 The type of precincts that are reporting?

02:27:32.000 Are you getting these rural votes versus the urban votes?

02:27:35.000 You're tending to have the better technology, the more staffing, the more votes coming in from the urban areas, and they're trickling in in the rural areas.

02:27:43.000 So it's no surprise that you're seeing a qualitative difference in the type of votes that are coming in, which impact the ultimate results.

02:27:48.000 Because you know what the lesson was from Tortoise and the Hare?

02:27:51.000 Neither are good in soup.

02:27:53.000 Run fast.

02:27:53.000 Shark fin.

02:27:54.000 No glasses.

02:27:55.000 You don't remember?

02:27:56.000 I don't.

02:27:57.000 You don't remember Tortoise and the Hare, what the lesson was?

02:28:01.000 No one remembers?

02:28:02.000 Slow and steady wins the race.

02:28:03.000 Actually, don't take a nap.

02:28:05.000 That's the real lesson.

02:28:06.000 If you're in the middle of a heated race, don't take a nap.

02:28:09.000 Can you imagine LeBron in Game 5? 1.00

02:28:11.000 He's like, I gotta shut my eyes for some shit. 1.00

02:28:13.000 No! 1.00

02:28:14.000 No!

02:28:14.000 That's what Bob said.

02:28:15.000 He got overconfident.

02:28:16.000 He got overconfident. 1.00

02:28:18.000 And then there's the lady who lived in a shoe and she was just a filthy whore. 1.00

02:28:21.000 How do you have so many kids that you don't know what to do? 1.00

02:28:23.000 Yeah, where's the baby daddy?

02:28:24.000 Here's a hint.

02:28:25.000 Use a rubber shoe, lady. 1.00

02:28:27.000 There's a jumping off point.

02:28:29.000 You're finding all these subtle, not-so-subtle lessons that are buried in there.

02:28:33.000 There's no fiber optic, there's no internet in the shoe, it's terrible.

02:28:37.000 I will say, I did get a text message from one of my partners who said, I'm looking very full Asian today, and he said that I'm a sad sack, a bad, bad co-host for you today.

02:28:47.000 He said, Gerald's doing better than me.

02:28:48.000 You look more tan.

02:28:51.000 I could say Laotian, Cambodian.

02:28:53.000 You don't look just Chinese.

02:28:54.000 Laotian?

02:28:55.000 Thank you.

02:28:55.000 I think it's actually because my face is more moon-like right now.

02:28:58.000 It doesn't look moon-like to me.

02:28:59.000 It just looks tan.

02:29:00.000 Like you've been on the golf course.

02:29:01.000 I wish.

02:29:02.000 Or you've been in the jungles of the Viet Cong.

02:29:04.000 I've been, yes!

02:29:06.000 Did I tell you about the one time when I was working in the gun industry at this company and I was wearing a green sweater, a dark green sweater?

02:29:12.000 Oh, did you give a customer PTSD?

02:29:15.000 No, I gave one of the co-employees who was a Vietnam vet, some other guy had brought in an AK and I stood up holding it and the guy goes, ugh.

02:29:23.000 That's exactly what he just asked you.

02:29:25.000 You should have run at him and jumped over the counter.

02:29:27.000 I just started yelling at the top of my lungs.

02:29:30.000 And then I stripped off all my clothes just to reenact that napalm photo. 0.84

02:29:35.000 Good for you.

02:29:35.000 I know.

02:29:36.000 I was really trying to just make him feel at home.

02:29:37.000 I'm glad you're my lawyer and you'll be going with me.

02:29:40.000 You're welcome.

02:29:41.000 We have Megyn Kelly.

02:29:42.000 Megyn Kelly, I can see her.

02:29:44.000 Wonderful.

02:29:45.000 I want to make sure.

02:29:46.000 I know it's a, I know that Megyn Kelly has her podcast.

02:29:48.000 What is the name of it?

02:29:49.000 Is it just the Megyn Kelly Show?

02:29:50.000 Megyn, what's the name of your podcast?

02:29:52.000 The Megyn Kelly Show.

02:29:54.000 That's it.

02:29:55.000 Subscribe right now.

02:29:55.000 It's really good.

02:29:56.000 I think people should subscribe, especially with the original titling.

02:30:02.000 That's so clever.

02:30:03.000 You know what?

02:30:03.000 Here's the deal.

02:30:04.000 Take it as a compliment.

02:30:05.000 If you're big enough, obviously not in physical stature, if you're big enough in cultural stature that you just say the Megyn Kelly Show, people say, well what's the elevator pitch?

02:30:15.000 You say it's the Megyn Kelly Show.

02:30:16.000 They go, okay.

02:30:18.000 That's it.

02:30:18.000 That's all I got.

02:30:19.000 I understand.

02:30:21.000 I will say today, for the first time, I did a little Talking Points memo at the top of the show.

02:30:25.000 It's already our most downloaded show.

02:30:27.000 I just have a lot to say, Steven, over what's been going on these past few years with the Trump shaming, the shaming of the Trump voters.

02:30:34.000 I'm really kind of sick of it.

02:30:36.000 And it occurred to me last week when I was sitting with my girlfriends in New York, having dinner, and they were all like, Biden, Biden, Biden, yay, yay, yay, register everything, everything.

02:30:44.000 And, you know, I was like, what do you think?

02:30:45.000 I mean, like, probing.

02:30:47.000 And my one friend said, nothing.

02:30:49.000 And then when everybody dispersed, she was like, I'm voting for Trump.

02:30:52.000 She's afraid.

02:30:52.000 These are good friends.

02:30:53.000 She doesn't want to tell.

02:30:54.000 So I was like, you know what?

02:30:55.000 I'm going to get out there.

02:30:56.000 I just sort of listed the reasons.

02:30:57.000 And I acknowledge and understand Trump's flaws and foibles.

02:31:01.000 Trust me, I do.

02:31:03.000 But there are a lot, a lot of good reasons to back the guy.

02:31:06.000 If he's your guy, you shouldn't be shamed for it.

02:31:09.000 I'm sick of people being shamed for being Trump voters.

02:31:12.000 B.S.

02:31:12.000 I'm on the Upper West Side and you can't even, God forbid you wear a MAGA hat up here.

02:31:16.000 Can you imagine what would happen?

02:31:17.000 Yeah, well I think they would lift it and be like, is there a kipper underneath it?

02:31:21.000 There's none!

02:31:22.000 She's not one of us! 1.00

02:31:24.000 I knew it by the eyes and hair color!

02:31:26.000 They'd be like, she must be working for the Post!

02:31:27.000 Those are the only people up here who wear those things!

02:31:30.000 I thought maybe that she wasn't because she was out of synagogue, but Cuomo has made none of us allowed in synagogue!

02:31:36.000 We don't know anymore!

02:31:37.000 Can I tell you one thing?

02:31:38.000 You mentioned synagogue.

02:31:39.000 So I live in a building that's mostly orthodox, and they lean more conservative.

02:31:44.000 And so it's almost like finding a little oasis in the midst of this sort of crazy liberal stew out there, because these are not normal progressives for the most part.

02:31:53.000 No.

02:31:53.000 The Everwest side is official leftist territory.

02:31:57.000 Yeah.

02:31:57.000 Well, that's also really dated.

02:31:59.000 When we first got here, I was walking down the street saying to my husband, Doug, like,

02:32:01.000 do you think it's as liberal as they say it is? 0.60

02:32:04.000 And at that moment, somebody walked by wearing a t-shirt that read, kill Cheney first. 0.80

02:32:09.000 So yes.

02:32:10.000 Well, that's also really dated.

02:32:11.000 Like that'd be like the same, like that guy probably has a whole closet full of what's

02:32:16.000 up shirts as well.

02:32:20.000 Now you walk down the street and, you know, there's basically just causes.

02:32:22.000 Like, want to sign up for Planned Parenthood?

02:32:24.000 How about Greenpeace?

02:32:25.000 What about this?

02:32:26.000 The Green New Deal? 0.94

02:32:27.000 AOC?

02:32:27.000 And you're like, oh, do you know me at all?

02:32:29.000 Yeah.

02:32:29.000 You know what I usually do is I ask the people for Planned Parenthood.

02:32:31.000 I'll say, hey, would you walk with me for a second?

02:32:33.000 I walk them over to Greenpeace and I ask them if they will help me abort a baby whale.

02:32:38.000 And then for some reason they find it distasteful.

02:32:40.000 And you know what?

02:32:40.000 Listen, I'm just trying to bring us all together and find some common ground.

02:32:44.000 Uh, Megan, Kelly, this is interesting though, because you mentioned, listen, people obviously know that you and Donald Trump have had your differences, but I saw you two go back and forth on Twitter where you kind of gave him some props and he said, thank you, Megan.

02:32:56.000 Have you two talked at all beyond that one meeting that took place years ago?

02:33:00.000 Like have you two communicated?

02:33:01.000 We did.

02:33:01.000 So yeah, when we sort of put, it wasn't a feud, it was sort of a one-way anger from him to me for nine months.

02:33:08.000 I went to saw him at Trump Tower. He put it to bed And then I called him before the inauguration just to

02:33:12.000 congratulate him make sure we were good and we are good and Since then it's been fine. It's been fine. He hasn't come

02:33:18.000 after me. You know, I hit him sometimes I support him some other times in terms of whatever he does

02:33:22.000 I mean I cover him like a regular journalist right like more people should do and the reason he thanked me is

02:33:27.000 because I said I tweet that he won the third debate to me is very clear.

02:33:30.000 Yeah, that's I mean people are like You Trump so and you know what you get a lot. How could you

02:33:36.000 support him after what he did to you? 1.00

02:33:39.000 Now number one, I never said I was supporting him But number two, that's you need to get over your own shit 0.99

02:33:43.000 like that I don't I'm not gonna hold anything against any politician. 0.98

02:33:47.000 It's part of the game I'm not saying it was pleasant, but you put yourself out

02:33:50.000 there as a public figure as a reporter in the public square You've got to be able to take a punch.

02:33:56.000 I have a question about that.

02:33:56.000 And guys, just let me know if any states come in.

02:33:58.000 Meg and Kelly, they might interrupt us here as states get called because we have some information coming through.

02:34:03.000 But let me ask you this.

02:34:04.000 Did it kind of help after you saw the kind of things that he said about you or said toward you?

02:34:10.000 He says about everybody, including friends.

02:34:13.000 Well, that's actually true.

02:34:15.000 He does.

02:34:15.000 He is an equal opportunity offender.

02:34:18.000 But I mean, listen.

02:34:20.000 The problem with what he did to me was it was sustained and it was like it was hundreds of tweets and I was the first so it was unusual and I was kind of alone so it wasn't like he was attacking everybody and that's what I think led to the increase in security threats in my life and so on.

02:34:34.000 I think now it's very different.

02:34:36.000 Unless it wasn't pleasant.

02:34:37.000 I wasn't like, yay Trump, during the time.

02:34:40.000 Right.

02:34:40.000 But every night before I went on the air, I would make sure to check that, you know, to remember it was not about me.

02:34:46.000 It was about the viewers and giving him a fair shake, as well as Hillary back then.

02:34:51.000 And it took a lot, but I did it.

02:34:53.000 Well, don't give Hillary a shake, she'll go into another seizure. 1.00

02:34:55.000 It's like shaking a baby.

02:34:57.000 What?

02:34:58.000 Say it again?

02:34:58.000 I said, don't give Hillary a shake, she'll go into another seizure.

02:35:00.000 It's like shaking a baby.

02:35:01.000 You don't shake a Clinton.

02:35:03.000 She was fun to cover, though.

02:35:04.000 Come on.

02:35:04.000 She was fun.

02:35:06.000 Cover in an epilepsy blanket because she couldn't see the sun rays, for crying out loud.

02:35:11.000 Here's my favorite moment of the 2016 race, when she was like, you know, I didn't have a second server and I didn't destroy emails.

02:35:19.000 None of this is true.

02:35:21.000 And while she was saying it, she was wearing a black and white horizontal striped shirt.

02:35:28.000 Right, so either, like, she really wants some hamburgers, or she's a thief, by the way, from another era. 0.84

02:35:37.000 Like, she's a 1940s thief. 0.76

02:35:39.000 Like, she just transported from the Valentine's Day Massacre.

02:35:42.000 They'll never catch me, see?

02:35:45.000 But that's a little different from... She just got back from Paris.

02:35:47.000 Right, yeah.

02:35:48.000 It's a little different from Joe Biden, who I think summarized his campaign well with a... And I agree.

02:35:57.000 Megan, your thoughts?

02:35:59.000 Have you tried to watch an actual Biden rally?

02:36:01.000 Because people watch the clips that people show.

02:36:03.000 I go, no, no, no, not the highlights.

02:36:05.000 Have you actually tried to watch a full Biden rally?

02:36:08.000 The man makes no sense.

02:36:10.000 I think you're using the term rally very generously.

02:36:14.000 When I saw him walking down the stairs and there were like nine people there and there was like a smattering of flies, I was like, you know what?

02:36:21.000 I misjudged his basement strategy.

02:36:23.000 He should go back.

02:36:24.000 He was on to something.

02:36:25.000 Just stay down there until November 3rd.

02:36:27.000 You're good.

02:36:27.000 It was a good call.

02:36:28.000 Let me ask you, who do you think wins tonight?

02:36:31.000 So I kind of went through my whole strategy this evening, which seems to have been borne out thus far with Georgia, North Carolina, with Florida, with the early voting.

02:36:40.000 Arizona may be an outlier.

02:36:41.000 Who do you think, ultimately, if you have a firearm to your head that's not a threat, you have to bet, who do you think wins?

02:36:47.000 If I have to put money on it, have to, I would put it on Trump.

02:36:51.000 Yeah.

02:36:51.000 But, I don't know, because he's got to hold everything.

02:36:56.000 He doesn't look great in Michigan and Wisconsin, at least going into tonight, and so far the vote's very early.

02:37:02.000 But if he loses one of those two states, if he loses both of those states, he has to hold on to every single state that went for him last time around.

02:37:09.000 He can't lose.

02:37:10.000 No, no, I disagree with you.

02:37:11.000 He can't lose any of them.

02:37:13.000 No, I disagree.

02:37:14.000 I will say this.

02:37:15.000 I disagree with you.

02:37:15.000 Here's why.

02:37:16.000 We went through the numbers here today, earlier today.

02:37:19.000 If Donald Trump holds on to North Carolina, I said right off the bat, I'm very confident with Ohio and Florida.

02:37:23.000 I said those aren't swing states.

02:37:24.000 I'd be more surprised if Ohio went blue than Texas.

02:37:26.000 Okay.

02:37:27.000 So I put those in there in Iowa.

02:37:29.000 And then I said, I'm pretty confident that we have Georgia, North Carolina, likely Arizona.

02:37:34.000 That's the one thing I could be wrong about, but If he has North Carolina, Georgia, Florida, and New York Times is saying that he'll get North Carolina, Georgia, and of course, Florida, and Iowa.

02:37:45.000 Guess what?

02:37:46.000 If that happens, Biden has to run the entire blue wall.

02:37:50.000 He can't have one of them.

02:37:51.000 So in other words, if Donald Trump wins those... Trump cannot afford to lose Michigan and Wisconsin.

02:37:56.000 Yeah, he can.

02:37:57.000 He only needs one!

02:37:58.000 And one other state, that's my point.

02:38:00.000 So if he loses Michigan or Wisconsin, he's gotta hold on to Pennsylvania.

02:38:04.000 He won last time around with 3-0-6.

02:38:06.000 That included Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania, that blue wall.

02:38:10.000 If he loses the two, he's gotta hold on to one.

02:38:12.000 And of course, he's all three.

02:38:13.000 No, but if he... No, he only needs Michigan or Pennsylvania.

02:38:16.000 So in other words, if he just keeps North Carolina and Georgia, whereas if this same scenario, Donald Trump has Georgia, North Carolina, Florida, right?

02:38:26.000 The same scenario, Iowa, Ohio.

02:38:28.000 Okay.

02:38:28.000 He just needs Michigan or Pennsylvania, period.

02:38:30.000 He wins.

02:38:30.000 I agree with that.

02:38:31.000 But Biden, OK, give him Minnesota.

02:38:33.000 It's not enough.

02:38:34.000 Give him Wisconsin. 0.89

02:38:34.000 It's not enough. 0.89

02:38:35.000 Give him Michigan.

02:38:36.000 It's not enough.

02:38:36.000 Give him Pennsylvania.

02:38:38.000 He needs all of those to win.

02:38:39.000 Trump just needs either Michigan or Pennsylvania or a combination of Wisconsin and Minnesota, which is far less likely.

02:38:46.000 So I think when people say Donald Trump needs an inside straight, I go, actually, Joe Biden's the one who really needs the inside straight because he needs to carry all of them unless he steals another state.

02:38:56.000 And even if he steals Arizona, he's still going to have to pull three of those states.

02:39:01.000 I haven't crunched those numbers.

02:39:02.000 So, no, I think the sentiment is right.

02:39:05.000 When you say inside straight, What does it mean?

02:39:08.000 I don't know either.

02:39:09.000 See, everyone, I thought it was a poker turn.

02:39:11.000 What did you get?

02:39:11.000 What did you do at the poker table?

02:39:13.000 What is it there, Gerald?

02:39:14.000 You're drawing to an inside straight.

02:39:15.000 You need one card, right?

02:39:17.000 And it's not like an open-ended straight.

02:39:18.000 You need one each end.

02:39:19.000 You have the least amount of outs, basically.

02:39:22.000 So it's the hardest thing to do to get a straight, right?

02:39:24.000 What I was saying is this when I learned everything I learned about poker I learned from like 90 sitcoms so like Fresh Prince or Family Matters and they would say let's play and then someone will put down all this is all I know all I know is full house and then usually when someone puts it down they do this they go ha ha full house and they go like this with the pile and then someone goes Straight flush, and then they do this.

02:39:43.000 And so I always wanted to do this.

02:39:45.000 I knew this meant winning the game.

02:39:48.000 And I knew that if ever someone was doing this, provided that it had not already been preceded by an ah-ah-ah-ah, it was a switch.

02:39:54.000 Because there's always the first reach and someone goes no.

02:39:57.000 That's what I know about poker.

02:39:59.000 To your earlier point, though, now it makes more sense.

02:40:00.000 I understand.

02:40:01.000 It's difficult to get.

02:40:02.000 I do play poker.

02:40:03.000 Actually, we've got a seven-year-old boy.

02:40:04.000 You sit down with him, he's like, alright, listen, ante up, we're playing up and down the middle, low spade in the hole splits the pot.

02:40:09.000 Well, I'm sorry, I think your son might be a future criminal, but continue.

02:40:16.000 At his age I was playing pogs.

02:40:18.000 I think he's been polling better than the pollsters have been putting him all along.

02:40:22.000 I do believe in the shy Trump vote and really the only meaningful question going into tonight was how strong would it be?

02:40:28.000 We're seeing some other interesting storylines emerge, right?

02:40:30.000 Like Trump's support with Hispanics, with minority groups who were told are supposed to hate him.

02:40:34.000 Um, as it turns out, maybe not.

02:40:36.000 And he's sort of recreating the look of the Republican Party in a really interesting way, and already you're seeing some of these Democrats online melt down about how, well, Cubans aren't really Hispanic, they're really, they're white, you know, they're white, so it's not, and like, the racial attacks are already ratcheting up as the Republican Party seems to be embracing more of these minority groups, in particular the Hispanics.

02:40:56.000 Yeah, and I think they've looked at Hispanics as a monolith.

02:40:59.000 We had Jorge Masvidal, who's, you know, the bad mother F-er belt winner in the UFC.

02:41:03.000 He's Cuban-American.

02:41:04.000 And they don't like just being lumped in.

02:41:06.000 Not only that, Mexican immigrants don't like being lumped in with illegal Mexican residents.

02:41:11.000 That's also something people need to understand.

02:41:12.000 Cuban Americans, very different from Venezuelan Americans, very different from Argentinian Americans, very different from Honduran, but really there's a difference between, and this is one thing I was talking about with Jorge Masvidal, Cubans are so anti-socialist, they're so pro-America because they were arrested, right? 0.59

02:41:27.000 People ask, why don't we have asylum for people from Mexico?

02:41:30.000 As opposed to Cuba because in Cuba you were arrested you were effectively Clinton, right?

02:41:35.000 You were ghosted if you spoke out against the government. 0.96

02:41:38.000 That's not really the case in Mexico They just have a crappy economy. It's not the same as being 1.00

02:41:42.000 persecuted by a government and so they come here for more economic opportunity but not necessarily to contrast the

02:41:48.000 kind of culture of oppressive government that you see in Cuba and

02:41:52.000 I tell you what the Cubans are sick of it and their women are fertile 1.00

02:41:56.000 Let me ask you this. We do have to get going you uh, I'll be on your show from what I understand this coming

02:42:00.000 week, correct?

02:42:01.000 I'm getting my cross-examination ready.

02:42:03.000 We're going to start back on your 16th birthday, and we're just going to go forward from there.

02:42:07.000 Oh, no.

02:42:07.000 Well, I just had an article with Bloomberg, and they pretty much did that, so I was like, all right.

02:42:12.000 I'm looking forward to it.

02:42:14.000 They actually asked me, I swear to you.

02:42:16.000 What was the title?

02:42:17.000 It was like, Can't Stop Conservative Creator, and it was a picture of me with a cigar saluting in front of the flag, and it was a hit piece.

02:42:24.000 I was like, Do you understand?

02:42:26.000 Like, this is the picture of Johnny Cash giving the finger.

02:42:29.000 And they were asking me about, from seven years ago, a company who developed my website.

02:42:35.000 In other words, they created a template for my website and they were asking me what my association was with them.

02:42:39.000 I'm like, what are you asking me about?

02:42:42.000 Do you realize Hunter Biden's smoking crack?

02:42:45.000 Why'd you say yes to them?

02:42:47.000 Uh, because I wanted to promote my rally in Michigan, so I never do press.

02:42:50.000 People know I never do press.

02:42:52.000 I'm kind of seen as a recluse, and I was like, well, I need to promote this rally in Michigan because I want to actually save seniors' lives, so I said yes, but then he didn't even ask me about that, so screw that guy.

02:43:01.000 I'm so over them, honestly.

02:43:02.000 It's like, the mainstream press is so dishonest.

02:43:04.000 I just find it so disgusting.

02:43:05.000 It's like, I always laugh because even now, they'll introduce me because, you know, of the way I left NBC, and it's like, well, you know, Let's talk about these Halloween costumes, and are they really offensive, and when did that happen? 1.00

02:43:16.000 I just assumed it was because Jane Fonda's a bitch. 1.00

02:43:18.000 The controversial Megyn Kelly. 0.99

02:43:20.000 I'm like, I don't hear you introducing Jimmy Kimmel as the controversial Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon.

02:43:24.000 All these people have actually worn blackface so many times, I can't count.

02:43:27.000 Right.

02:43:27.000 Like the press is so dishonest, Steven. I really think that's part of what we're watching tonight.

02:43:32.000 Yeah. Is did the press manage to take down Donald Trump?

02:43:34.000 Did they do it because they were his number one opponent? Unlike Joe Biden, they didn't stay in the

02:43:38.000 basement. They were out shooting at him from hour one of his presidency. Yeah. Not to mention

02:43:42.000 before. And did they manage to kill him?

02:43:45.000 Because I'll tell you something. They've managed to kill themselves during the. 0.68

02:43:47.000 during his first four years.

02:43:49.000 They're dead.

02:43:50.000 Journalism is over.

02:43:51.000 As we knew it, legacy media is done.

02:43:54.000 And the only way forward for the American public when it comes to trustworthy relationships

02:43:57.000 with the press is here online.

02:43:59.000 I think you're right.

02:44:00.000 And also, so are legacy pollsters.

02:44:03.000 They should be done.

02:44:04.000 Totally.

02:44:05.000 They should absolutely be done.

02:44:06.000 Think about this.

02:44:06.000 Before tonight, they were mocking, haha, Trafalgar has Donald Trump ahead in Florida.

02:44:11.000 Hahaha.

02:44:12.000 Okay, Quinnipiac, Monmouth, you're fired.

02:44:15.000 Forever. 0.97

02:44:16.000 You had him up plus eight, dummies. 0.77

02:44:18.000 Alright, Megyn Kelly, we must go. 0.85

02:44:20.000 It's the Megyn Kelly Show.

02:44:21.000 I will be on there this week and I will let people know to tune in.

02:44:23.000 Thank you so much.

02:44:24.000 We appreciate it.

02:44:25.000 We must go.

02:44:25.000 You look lovely.

02:44:26.000 Thank you.

02:44:27.000 Bye, guys.

02:44:27.000 Good to see you.

02:44:28.000 Good to see you.

02:44:29.000 We are back with any updates that I missed while that was going on.

02:44:31.000 And guys, just feel free to shout them out.

02:44:33.000 Not a whole lot yet.

02:44:34.000 So we got a little bit of improvement in Michigan.

02:44:36.000 The numbers continue to trend upward.

02:44:38.000 I think I am going to lose my prediction on that.

02:44:40.000 You think Donald Trump's going to win Michigan?

02:44:40.000 Yeah.

02:44:43.000 My prediction, but I'm telling you.

02:44:45.000 Reg, is there any reason?

02:44:46.000 He's going to lose his prediction.

02:44:47.000 Yeah, he said Michigan was going to lose.

02:44:49.000 He said Trump was going to lose Michigan. 1.00

02:44:51.000 It's my show, you little shit. 1.00

02:44:51.000 I know. 1.00

02:44:52.000 No.

02:44:55.000 I'm saying Trump might win Michigan.

02:44:58.000 He's like the kid in Family Matters.

02:44:59.000 Dad, you keep on treating me like I'm a little kid.

02:45:02.000 Come on, man.

02:45:03.000 I'm moving out.

02:45:03.000 Come on.

02:45:04.000 So this is what we're hearing in kind of the meltdown.

02:45:07.000 Scott got sprayed painting over the principal's car.

02:45:09.000 The polls just opened in California and Joe Biden won.

02:45:14.000 We're hearing from a lot of folks, there's definitely meltdowns going on on the left about what states are happening and kind of looking down like what are the very few paths and kind of narrowing it down to if Biden were to somehow come back, take Michigan, take Wisconsin, he can lose Pennsylvania, get Nebraska 2, Maine 2, and Arizona and hit 270 on the nose.

02:45:37.000 That seems to be kind of the prevailing hope, if you will.

02:45:40.000 for a path for Biden at this point because things have been shaken up so much starting with Florida.

02:45:45.000 Can you give me the update on Michigan there Reg the Bandit?

02:45:48.000 Because that's interesting.

02:45:49.000 Yeah, so Trump is it's 54.5% for Trump and 43.7% for Biden.

02:45:56.000 And you know we're at about 39% reported so that's still early but Trump has quite a lead.

02:46:03.000 Oh, wow.

02:46:04.000 The only other information, New Hampshire... Do we know how much of that is coming in from Wayne County?

02:46:09.000 Because that's Detroit, Flint area, or which, I don't know if Flint is Wayne or if it's Macomb, but people in Michigan, you can let me know.

02:46:17.000 Depends on how much is coming.

02:46:17.000 In other words, if this is coming in where there's a significant amount of the urban vote, and I would imagine that of all the states, Where you're going to get more urban vote for Donald Trump tonight.

02:46:27.000 It'll be Michigan and Ohio.

02:46:29.000 Because you do have a lot of black Americans who work on those assembly lines, the auto manufacturing, who are in that rust belt.

02:46:34.000 And of course you have a lot of black Americans there who, frankly, to support Donald Trump, he had a 46% job approval rating.

02:46:43.000 So I wouldn't be surprised to see that happen.

02:46:45.000 Do we have any idea to which counties?

02:46:45.000 You can pull up the sort of spread there from Politico.

02:46:49.000 Okay.

02:46:52.000 I will also say that New Hampshire was called for Biden.

02:46:57.000 That's not a surprise.

02:46:58.000 Let me know, guys, if Don Jr.

02:46:59.000 tries to call in.

02:47:01.000 Anyone else, we'll just shut him out for Don Jr.

02:47:02.000 And let me know guys if Don jr. Tries to call in or when let's make sure we have anyone else

02:47:07.000 We'll just shut him out for a Don jr. Sorry come in Linda Sorry, not sorry

02:47:12.000 Yeah, it looks like we're still lacking some results from Lansing there.

02:47:16.000 Lansing is definitely left, but Lansing is not as populated.

02:47:20.000 Can you zoom in for that for me?

02:47:21.000 Is there any way to zoom in at all?

02:47:23.000 Do we know if that is, if we can go to the map, if that is Detroit?

02:47:27.000 So is most of the vote coming in from Detroit already in Wayne County?

02:47:31.000 Let's see if we can get a... His overall lead, by the way, in Michigan, 239,000.

02:47:35.000 That's stout.

02:47:37.000 That's stout, but if they haven't brought in the vote from Detroit... And look, by the way, it's all red up in the north except for Leelanau County just around Traverse because it's a little San Francisco with... 0.89

02:47:48.000 It's just nothing but hipsters and sodomites. 1.00

02:47:50.000 So Lansing isn't in.

02:47:51.000 Is that typically red?

02:47:52.000 No, Lansing is left.

02:47:53.000 Lansing is a state capital.

02:47:55.000 So it looks like that isn't in.

02:47:56.000 Yeah, that isn't in, but Lansing is more of a college town, so Lansing doesn't have nearly the same amount of votes as, say, Grand Rapids.

02:48:04.000 And by the way, Lansing, the second you get out directly from Lansing, it goes back to red.

02:48:08.000 So we did that.

02:48:09.000 Remember when we were in Lansing?

02:48:11.000 Remember all the Trump signs you saw?

02:48:12.000 So even in Lansing, it's still pretty mixed.

02:48:16.000 Because Lansing isn't as big of a city as people think.

02:48:18.000 Now that's one thing, too.

02:48:19.000 People think of Trump voters as bumpkins, as country folk.

02:48:21.000 No, no.

02:48:22.000 Suburbs and mid-sized cities, you still get a lot.

02:48:24.000 For example, in Ohio, you get areas like Youngstown and Steubensville.

02:48:28.000 Places that still have old-school Main Street.

02:48:30.000 Kind of think of the city in Slapshot, right, with Paul Newman.

02:48:33.000 Those places still tend to be red.

02:48:36.000 The places that tend to be blue are big cities like New York and San Francisco, where people are entirely dependent on the government for everything.

02:48:42.000 Think about it.

02:48:42.000 If there's a natural disaster at all in New York or in California, you are 100% dependent on the government for transit, for food, and there are shortages all the time.

02:48:51.000 So it's not just Farmer Brown and Mr. Urban Elite.

02:48:56.000 Now, we're seeing reports that there was a record turnout in Detroit, right?

02:48:59.000 So you're seeing a lot of votes that are coming there.

02:49:01.000 But I think the point you made earlier is very important to remember, which is the number

02:49:05.000 of folks that were just kind of counted as votes in the bag in the black community by

02:49:10.000 Democrats.

02:49:11.000 But look at the history, right?

02:49:12.000 I mean, everyone who's looking at Detroit is looking around going, yeah, there are some positive things here happening.

02:49:17.000 It's not, you know, completely and utterly a barren wasteland, but there's a lot of things that need improvement.

02:49:22.000 And when you look around and you look from Whitmer on down, you go, huh, I feel like we should change something here.

02:49:28.000 What would be the thing?

02:49:29.000 Should we get rid of the great people?

02:49:31.000 Should we get rid of the great environment?

02:49:33.000 Or maybe we should change the politicians who haven't done anything.

02:49:36.000 And again, we get back to that question of, are people actually counting the substance of the votes?

02:49:42.000 And I think we're going to see something very different when the numbers are finally tallied.

02:49:46.000 Oh, we have Don.

02:49:47.000 We have Don Jr.

02:49:48.000 on the phone.

02:49:48.000 Is he not able to call in?

02:49:51.000 Oh, OK.

02:49:51.000 Sorry.

02:49:52.000 Hello.

02:49:52.000 Well, hold on a second.

02:49:53.000 I guess I'll just show this to people.

02:49:54.000 Can they see here?

02:49:56.000 Hello, Don Jr.

02:49:57.000 How are you, sir?

02:49:57.000 Can you hear me?

02:50:00.000 I'm doing fine.

02:50:01.000 You weren't able to call in?

02:50:02.000 Do I need to fire someone here in the suite?

02:50:04.000 Sorry, I'm looking here, but I'm showing you to the crowd.

02:50:06.000 Should I try to call in on the other one?

02:50:08.000 I just have to delete one of your emails, otherwise the FaceTime link to this one sort of is a default.

02:50:12.000 Yeah, you know what?

02:50:13.000 They're saying they can get you through right there.

02:50:14.000 Token Allen, what should he call?

02:50:15.000 Or are you going to call him?

02:50:16.000 Yeah, we'll...

02:50:18.000 I can call him.

02:50:20.000 We'll call him.

02:50:20.000 Finish your phrase.

02:50:21.000 We're going to call you in 20 seconds from the studio, Senor.

02:50:26.000 Alright, thank you man.

02:50:27.000 We love you.

02:50:27.000 Bye.

02:50:28.000 If I don't see you again, bye.

02:50:29.000 You don't want to say this stuff on air.

02:50:31.000 You don't want to say the email on air.

02:50:33.000 Finish the phrase.

02:50:35.000 Just say we'll call him or he'll call us.

02:50:38.000 No, you said Will!

02:50:39.000 Hey, you mumbled.

02:50:42.000 I thought you were saying Will.i.am and trying to go through his entire catalog, which is not to be celebrated.

02:50:47.000 That's what I was trying to say.

02:50:48.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, breaking news.

02:50:49.000 I think the Democrats already conceded 2016.

02:50:52.000 Oh, good.

02:50:53.000 That's fantastic.

02:50:54.000 There's no way.

02:50:55.000 That's fantasy.

02:50:56.000 I swear, if we lose Donald Trump Jr., someone here is going to lose a thumb like you stole an apple in Saudi Arabia.

02:51:03.000 No, they cut the whole hand. 0.98

02:51:05.000 Streak rat.

02:51:08.000 I'm not like that.

02:51:09.000 What?

02:51:10.000 Pennsylvania, 56, 40, what, 43?

02:51:12.000 Well, it's not even just that.

02:51:15.000 It's the total number of votes, because even if they count more...

02:51:18.000 There we go.

02:51:19.000 Let me see him on the screen there, Corder Black Garrett.

02:51:22.000 Donald Trump Jr.

02:51:24.000 And not that Donald Trump Jr.

02:51:25.000 is not enough of Donald Trump, but some people might be mistaking.

02:51:30.000 Obviously, I don't want them to think that Donald Trump Sr.

02:51:32.000 is calling in.

02:51:32.000 How are you, sir?

02:51:33.000 I'm doing well, buddy.

02:51:34.000 Yourself?

02:51:35.000 I am doing well.

02:51:36.000 I tell you what, I should be employed as some kind of an oracle, because this is what I called going down based on the early voting that no one was paying attention to.

02:51:45.000 Are you guys feeling good?

02:51:45.000 You guys are really feeling like you're going to win this?

02:51:48.000 Listen, you know, I'm cautiously optimistic.

02:51:50.000 I don't ever count my chickens before they're hatched, you know, but, uh, you know, a lot of the trends that we're seeing look pretty good.

02:51:55.000 So, uh, you know, we just want to keep it going.

02:51:58.000 Uh, you see the Vegas oddsmakers, you know, they flipped to like, you know, 68% to us.

02:52:04.000 Uh, you know, that tends to be a pretty good sign.

02:52:06.000 So, you know, again, we're just here hanging out at the White House.

02:52:09.000 You know, with my father, the vice president, some of the family.

02:52:13.000 It's just been pretty good.

02:52:14.000 Well, I would imagine that you're pretty fun to have a party with.

02:52:17.000 Pence, not so much.

02:52:18.000 Nice guy, but do you have to send him to bed early with a glass of milk?

02:52:23.000 No, he's not.

02:52:24.000 Honestly, he's just a great American.

02:52:26.000 He's truly one of the nicest guys.

02:52:28.000 It's sort of interesting with him.

02:52:29.000 Anything that's ever happened to us in our lives, good or bad, he's there to congratulate you or just to make sure you're okay.

02:52:36.000 He's the guy that picks up the phone himself and does it.

02:52:39.000 It's not like this is the White House operator.

02:52:41.000 You pick up the phone and it's like, Don, it's Mike Pence.

02:52:44.000 Well, I'm not saying he's not a great American.

02:52:46.000 I'm just saying that sooner or later I want to lampshade on someone's head if you're having a victory party.

02:52:51.000 I imagine I'm probably a little bit rowdier.

02:52:57.000 We can fact check through that one.

02:52:59.000 Yes, exactly.

02:53:00.000 We'll give it half a Pinocchio.

02:53:03.000 Let me ask you this.

02:53:05.000 Were you surprised at all by Florida and what we're seeing now with North Carolina and Georgia?

02:53:10.000 Or had you been?

02:53:11.000 Because a lot of people don't give you credit, Don Jr., for the ground game that you guys have had.

02:53:16.000 You know, because Donald Trump is this sort of seen as sort of the celebrity candidate. But compared to

02:53:20.000 Biden, you guys were knocking on doors, you were on the ground, and I've got to imagine you

02:53:24.000 were paying attention to that early voting, which I was, and no one in the media

02:53:28.000 was talking about it.

02:53:29.000 Well, you know, we're up 14% with Cubans down there, and we had 2.5 million trained volunteers.

02:53:35.000 I mean, we did everything with ground game.

02:53:38.000 In the last month, I did 107 rallies myself.

02:53:41.000 So I did a bunch of those in Florida.

02:53:43.000 I mean, I did one in Vero Beach last week for my last one in Florida.

02:53:48.000 3,000 people showed up for me.

02:53:50.000 So I saw the energy, I saw the intensity, but we spent the time.

02:53:53.000 I mean, I did a bus tour with Jorge Masvidal, the great UFC fighter.

02:53:56.000 He was just on the show 20 minutes ago.

02:53:59.000 Oh, great.

02:54:00.000 Like, yeah, we're doing Fighters Against Socialism, and he has this incredible story.

02:54:03.000 And he's just a super cool guy.

02:54:04.000 And when I was like, hey, you want to do a four-stop bus stop?

02:54:07.000 Like, one grueling, you know, 18-hour day?

02:54:09.000 And he was like, I'm in.

02:54:11.000 You know, and his speech is really good.

02:54:12.000 I don't know if he sort of gave you the stuff with it, but you know, whether it's the story of his family, or really when he's like, listen, right now we got a Super Bowl winning coach.

02:54:21.000 You don't replace a Super Bowl winning coach because you don't like the attitude, and you certainly don't replace him for someone who hasn't won a f***ing game in 47 years.

02:54:30.000 His words, not mine.

02:54:31.000 I'm like, you know what?

02:54:33.000 I understand.

02:54:34.000 He's been great.

02:54:36.000 I think down in Florida you saw, they still haven't called it yet.

02:54:40.000 We won it by a margin about three times the size of what we did last time, but they haven't called it yet because I guess they're trying to build the ratings.

02:54:49.000 I think they haven't emotionally prepared themselves yet to accept it.

02:54:54.000 Let me ask you this.

02:54:56.000 Right now, based on what we're seeing, is there one state that you're most worried about and one you're most confident about?

02:55:02.000 And I know you have to be careful because you don't want to discourage anyone.

02:55:05.000 I'm just superstitious.

02:55:08.000 I see some trends that are pretty good.

02:55:10.000 I feel pretty good about North Carolina.

02:55:12.000 I feel we're good to go.

02:55:14.000 Georgia, Arizona, Michigan coming in.

02:55:17.000 Some of the rural numbers I'm seeing in Pennsylvania look pretty good, but who knows what they're going to do when they start cheating in Philadelphia.

02:55:22.000 There's a lot still out there that I'm not sure of yet, but like I said, I'm cautiously optimistic.

02:55:30.000 You're starting to see the looks and the frowns on the MSDNC-type networks.

02:55:36.000 These people are not exactly thrilled, I don't think, right now, but again, there's still a lot of race left. 0.99

02:55:42.000 And do you remember Donald Trump Jr.?

02:55:44.000 There's still a lot of race left, but when you guys win, who told you that he believed it all along?

02:55:49.000 This guy.

02:55:50.000 It was you.

02:55:53.000 Hey Steve, how are we going to do in Michigan?

02:55:56.000 What do you think?

02:55:57.000 You know what?

02:55:58.000 I will tell you, I was totally wrong in 2016.

02:55:59.000 I said, like, there's no way he wins Michigan, and that's been me tonight with Minnesota, but that's more so because Minnesota voted in Jesse Ventura, so I just feel like, you know, you can't quantify that.

02:56:08.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:56:11.000 I will tell you this, I think you guys... Okay, if I had to bet, and I was saying this, without voter fraud, Pennsylvania would be the closest thing to a surefire thing in that belt.

02:56:20.000 I agree 100%.

02:56:21.000 That's what I can't account for.

02:56:22.000 But you have an AG who literally said they will not allow you to win Pennsylvania.

02:56:26.000 Michigan?

02:56:28.000 I said this a long time ago, and people may remember this, I said, listen, when people, we have these sort of racist identitarians on the right, right, who hate people like you and me and Ben Shapiro more than anybody else.

02:56:39.000 And I always said, you don't need to win, for example, the black vote. 0.94

02:56:41.000 You just need to mitigate your losses, where let's say you get to the point of 30%, 35%, or even 20%.

02:56:49.000 And when you look in Detroit, when you look in Michigan, you look at Wayne County, you look at a lot of black Americans in Michigan.

02:56:54.000 Here's the thing.

02:56:55.000 Not only are more black Americans going for Trump than any other Republican in modern history, Hispanics aren't as many in Michigan because, you know, it's cold. 0.99

02:57:01.000 But with black Americans, you also have black Americans who are on the assembly lines. 0.94

02:57:06.000 Who've benefited directly from the trade agreements that Donald Trump.

02:57:10.000 So there's even more reason for black Americans to support Donald Trump. 0.97

02:57:13.000 So I think it comes down to this question.

02:57:15.000 Do people think it is more likely that a Democrat, a registered Democrat, votes for Donald Trump or that a registered Republican in Michigan votes for Joe Biden?

02:57:24.000 And I think if you look at the margin, as thin as it may be, that you won last go in Michigan.

02:57:29.000 There had to have been at least, like, 10% of registered Democrats voting for Donald Trump, and that gap with the early voting is within four points.

02:57:38.000 So, if I had to bet right now, I would probably bet on you guys winning Michigan, but I certainly think that either Michigan or Pennsylvania, barring some kind of voter fraud, and then that's the whole game.

02:57:49.000 You guys win.

02:57:50.000 This is the one thing I've been talking about, Don.

02:57:52.000 No one else has been talking about this.

02:57:54.000 They say, oh, you guys need to run the board.

02:57:55.000 No, no, listen.

02:57:56.000 If you just hang on to North Carolina and Georgia, Biden needs to win Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

02:58:02.000 If you guys hold on to your states, you just need Michigan or Pennsylvania, and it's curtains.

02:58:07.000 So I actually think that you have far more paths to victory, barring a huge upset from Biden in one of your states.

02:58:13.000 Arizona might be one to watch because it's a little unpredictable, but even then that doesn't give Biden enough.

02:58:17.000 He still needs to win three of the four.

02:58:18.000 So I think you're looking pretty good.

02:58:20.000 I would bet right now you guys win Michigan.

02:58:24.000 I would have bet before the election Pennsylvania, but I think it looks good for you.

02:58:28.000 Yeah, listen, and like I said, I've been on the ground more than probably any human being alive, and, you know, that energy has always been there, so if those rural guys turn up the way it looks like they will, I mean, again, it feels pretty good.

02:58:38.000 It's a question of, you're right, Pennsylvania, how badly will they be able to cheat?

02:58:42.000 If we win by one point, we lose.

02:58:45.000 If we win by, you know, if we win by 50,000, it may be harder for them to make up that difference cheating.

02:58:50.000 Uh, you know, we just gotta see where that ends up.

02:58:52.000 But, uh, you know, again, cautiously optimistic.

02:58:54.000 Cautiously optimistic, I will tell you this, though.

02:58:56.000 The level of love that you guys, I think, is unparalleled in any other state.

02:58:59.000 My father-in-law, who, by the way, was not a Trump fan in 2016 in the primaries, and neither was I. He was a Ted Cruz guy.

02:59:06.000 He owns a factory that's relatively close to the Grand Rapids Airport.

02:59:10.000 And by relatively close, I mean two and a half miles.

02:59:12.000 He parked his car at his factory.

02:59:13.000 He's 65, 67 years old.

02:59:16.000 And he walked to your rally last night and sent me a video.

02:59:20.000 That, of course, was completely inaudible.

02:59:23.000 I couldn't see it.

02:59:23.000 I couldn't hear it because he is 67.

02:59:25.000 He's using like an old brick phone.

02:59:27.000 But!

02:59:28.000 The spirit remains.

02:59:30.000 The love that people have for Trump in Michigan is unparalleled, I would say, in any other state.

02:59:36.000 And you know what?

02:59:37.000 That can change some minds.

02:59:39.000 So, I don't know.

02:59:40.000 But I know you're tired.

02:59:41.000 I know you've got a bunch to do.

02:59:43.000 Donald Trump, thank you so much for being with us.

02:59:44.000 Yeah, I'm one hour asleep in 30 interviews today.

02:59:47.000 So, yeah.

02:59:49.000 Gotta get back at the game, but I appreciate all you guys are doing and I look forward to talking to you soon, buddy.

02:59:52.000 Just borrow a rock from Hunter.

02:59:54.000 We will see you later.

02:59:55.000 That always gets me right back in the mood.

02:59:59.000 You can let him go.

03:00:00.000 That's always nice when Donald Trump... He never shares.

03:00:02.000 He never shares.

03:00:03.000 Do we need to push Dave and Anthony Comey a little bit?

03:00:07.000 What do you guys... Do you guys think we should probably move it a little bit?

03:00:09.000 Yes, we'll let you know when the new spot is if we need it.

03:00:12.000 Okay, when the new spot is.

03:00:13.000 Sorry guys, we definitely want to have you on.

03:00:14.000 Is there any new updates since Don Trump Jr.?

03:00:16.000 So we've got a little bit of news.

03:00:18.000 I think Reg has got some as well, but I think Dan Crenshaw is being reported as the victor in his race.

03:00:24.000 Tighter than one would have expected, given the kind of the changes in the demographic there.

03:00:29.000 Some of the other races in Texas, as we talked about earlier, are Kind of those down ballot races are tending to go more Democrat than folks had expected.

03:00:37.000 Historically, still getting some wins.

03:00:39.000 Morgan Meyer, you know, kind of local in the Dallas area and some other races that are kind of going the other way, going blue.

03:00:46.000 But still some lead here in Texas.

03:00:48.000 Reg, what's the details on the Texas vote right now?

03:00:51.000 So, in Texas, well, I'll just say that we've got Washington and Oregon and New Mexico for Biden, which are not really surprises, but it's interesting to me that, you know, the networks are calling these with 0% of the vote, 1% of the vote, I think just to give some people some hope.

03:01:09.000 Obviously, it's a safe bet, it's a safe bet, but that's a little humorous to me when they're not calling Florida yet.

03:01:16.000 Don't use the word humorous.

03:01:17.000 Don't use the word humorous?

03:01:18.000 Unless you're referring to a bone.

03:01:21.000 I really enjoyed your speech.

03:01:24.000 It was very humorous.

03:01:25.000 stand-up shows are like I would do something like I hosted CPAC for four years people would

03:01:28.000 come up afterwards it'd be like me, Bill Bennett, Rick Santorum and they'd come up like I really

03:01:33.000 enjoyed your speech it was very humorous they'd be like oh do you have a pencil?

03:01:38.000 Because I hate the word humor.

03:01:42.000 Isn't calling it a skit also pretty offensive?

03:01:44.000 It is.

03:01:46.000 I saw on Twitter the other day someone, maybe Candace Owens, referring to one of Saturday Night Live's skits.

03:01:52.000 Gerald did that on this show.

03:01:54.000 He did.

03:01:54.000 Skits, if it's an actual skit.

03:01:56.000 But stand up isn't a skit.

03:01:58.000 So in Texas we have 84% reporting and Trump is up, you know, pretty conclusively here,

03:02:14.000 With 51.7%.

03:02:14.000 See?

03:02:15.000 When I was saying you guys were all being doomsday.

03:02:18.000 No, no, hey!

03:02:19.000 I was not being doomsday.

03:02:20.000 You control your blame.

03:02:21.000 It goes to him.

03:02:22.000 I do control my blame, and I'm going... That's us.

03:02:25.000 You'd be wrong.

03:02:26.000 Tractor being saturated.

03:02:27.000 You'd be wrong.

03:02:29.000 Hey, can I just make a real quick point?

03:02:30.000 What?

03:02:30.000 You so haunty?

03:02:35.000 I wanna say that that's obvious.

03:02:38.000 But!

03:02:40.000 Mr. Horny! 1.00

03:02:41.000 Of course!

03:02:42.000 Mr. Horny! 1.00

03:02:45.000 See?

03:02:45.000 That's a good mix.

03:02:47.000 I like that.

03:02:47.000 You got the serious lawyer.

03:02:49.000 You got the horny Asian. 1.00

03:02:50.000 I like it. 0.99

03:02:52.000 No, but 490,000 people have nothing better to do than watch you and Donny.

03:02:57.000 They're still watching?

03:02:58.000 They're still watching!

03:02:59.000 Hey, by the way, guys, listen.

03:03:00.000 I appreciate the half a million, which, by the way, translates to a rolling average of more than CNN.

03:03:06.000 Please do consider joining up.

03:03:07.000 I know we talk about this all the time, but louderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.

03:03:11.000 Yep.

03:03:11.000 You get access to the entire Blaze TV catalog, okay?

03:03:15.000 And every day when you see us broadcasting in the morning, Good Morning Mug Club, we go on for like another full hour.

03:03:20.000 There's all kinds of content that you get exclusively.

03:03:22.000 And if you don't want that content, You still won't get this content if you don't join up at Red Bull, because we're not making enough off YouTube for Crying Out Loud.

03:03:30.000 They just considered my criticism of Bill Nye's gender Netflix episode, Political Election Medley!

03:03:36.000 Yeah, you made that in 2018.

03:03:38.000 And don't forget, right?

03:03:39.000 I'm playing 19-D chess.

03:03:41.000 No matter where the presidential election comes out, there is still a fight with regards

03:03:45.000 to big tech and how they are using Section 230 to protect themselves at the expense of

03:03:51.000 conservative voices, how they are using their policies, saying that they are viewpoint neutral,

03:03:56.000 enforcing their policies against conservative voices while saying we're fair, we're fine,

03:04:01.000 taking money, bringing in users, and really deceiving the public is what they're about.

03:04:05.000 And with this election, we talked about this, this wasn't Donald Trump versus Joe Biden.

03:04:10.000 Joe Biden was, like Megan said, just down in the basement.

03:04:12.000 He was on the lid 90% of the time.

03:04:14.000 It was big tech against the rest of the American people to really understand what the facts

03:04:20.000 Every turn, every post.

03:04:21.000 I mean, the running memes of the last couple of weeks were they're going to have some kind of thing about the voting on every single post about voting.

03:04:27.000 And they're going to have something about COVID on every single post regarding COVID.

03:04:31.000 And all of that.

03:04:31.000 Jack Dorsey is going to spear a fish.

03:04:33.000 He is.

03:04:34.000 He's going to be out there.

03:04:35.000 He's got that little family of sparrows in his nest of a beard.

03:04:39.000 But all we can do and be protected is to have the blaze, to have the people who supported the show, So that when they not only yank the chain of monetization like we saw in Vox Apocalypse, but they do even worse.

03:04:50.000 They continue and they up the shadow banning.

03:04:53.000 They up the times where they are creating defamatory posts themselves by labeling true news as fake news with their unchecked third-party fact-checkers.

03:05:03.000 I mean, it's become incredibly brazen.

03:05:06.000 And really, we could not do it without the fans who support the show.

03:05:09.000 I know and I said we wouldn't do this tonight, but if someone can let me know, someone out there in the control room, If the Young Turks are melting down, you do have to let me 0.86

03:05:16.000 know.

03:05:17.000 And I don't want to punch out.

03:05:19.000 We may have a clip.

03:05:20.000 We do? Oh my, here's the thing. I don't want to punch down because I know we're so much bigger

03:05:25.000 than, and I, because we're so much bigger now than the Young Turks, but you do have to keep in mind,

03:05:28.000 they still- Wait, wait.

03:05:30.000 When I have no one, it's like they're lucky.

03:05:32.000 Audience wise.

03:05:33.000 Well, they have more subscribers.

03:05:34.000 But have you seen Kink's head as of late? It's- It's getting bigger. 0.87

03:05:38.000 It's true.

03:05:38.000 It's like someone expanded and didn't hit the shift key.

03:05:44.000 It's like when you look out the hotel door and it's that fisheye.

03:05:48.000 It's like a fisheye with someone who also has mumps.

03:05:52.000 So you do have to understand that they went after me when I had like 25, 50,000 subscribers and no recourse.

03:05:59.000 And when I think it was Politicon came to me a long time ago and said, do you want to do Politicon?

03:06:03.000 I said, you know what?

03:06:04.000 I think we had Johnny Boy say like, ah, he'll do it if it's someone like Brian Stelter or Cenk Uygur or something like that.

03:06:09.000 And they said no.

03:06:10.000 And I think they brought some other people forward.

03:06:11.000 So it's one of those things where these people have attacked the Young Turks.

03:06:14.000 And I get it, they're small, but they do also have like 30 something million dollars from foreign entities, foreign caliphates and Al Jazeera.

03:06:21.000 So I don't want to be a bully and punch down but this is a guy who called the election for Biden like a month ago and he said no doubt and even his co-host Anna Kasparian was like I don't know yet.

03:06:38.000 And he was like, no, it's over.

03:06:40.000 No one's ever come back from a 14 point lead.

03:06:42.000 Cause he believed it.

03:06:43.000 He believed there was a 14 point lead.

03:06:45.000 Uh, so apparently we have a clip.

03:06:48.000 Oh my gosh.

03:06:49.000 Okay.

03:06:49.000 Make sure that, can we put it up so that I'm still on screen while we show the clip?

03:06:54.000 Because is this going to be as funny as Ana Areola?

03:06:57.000 We'll see.

03:06:59.000 Can't possibly.

03:07:00.000 All right.

03:07:00.000 All right, let me see the Young Turks clip.

03:07:02.000 Let me see what's going on there.

03:07:03.000 Are we good to go with the... I gotta, I gotta, I gotta arrange it a little bit.

03:07:07.000 Okay, we gotta arrange it a little bit differently.

03:07:09.000 Then we do have Anthony Cumia, Dave Landau coming up.

03:07:11.000 We're gonna have Alex Jones after that.

03:07:12.000 The Hodge twins later on.

03:07:14.000 And we are going to be shooting Gerald.

03:07:16.000 Okay, we got the clip.

03:07:17.000 All right, we got the clip of Cenk Uygur.

03:07:19.000 Okay, all right.

03:07:21.000 Get out of the way. 0.53

03:07:22.000 Both Jake Tapper and Nancy Pelosi and every editor at the New York Times has to get out of our way. 0.92

03:07:30.000 Let us hit the Republicans in the face instead of playing patty cakes with them. 1.00

03:07:36.000 How many elections are we gonna get to a razor's edge with a monster idiot fascist like Donald Trump? 1.00

03:07:42.000 One last thing, I swear to God, I'm gonna go to Ida. 1.00

03:07:45.000 But one last thing on this, guys. 0.99

03:07:49.000 Forget him being a racist, forget him being a fascist. 0.97

03:07:51.000 Okay, I will. 1.00

03:07:52.000 The guy's IQ is lower than 70! 1.00

03:07:55.000 He's an idiot! 1.00

03:07:56.000 He's a total moron! 1.00

03:07:58.000 And you couldn't figure out how to crush him in an election? 1.00

03:08:01.000 Man, the corporate Democrats in the mainstream media suck at this. 0.90

03:08:04.000 You called it for Biden a month ago! 1.00

03:08:06.000 They absolutely, positively suck, and they brainwash smart people into compliance. 0.96

03:08:11.000 Yeah, you saw Biden had a 14-point lead! 0.99

03:08:13.000 But that's not what we do.

03:08:13.000 Get out of the way.

03:08:15.000 They brainwashed smart people.

03:08:16.000 Look at him.

03:08:17.000 That's his excuse.

03:08:17.000 They brainwashed smart people like me!

03:08:20.000 I thought that mine had a 14% lead!

03:08:24.000 Jake Cooper, you broke my heart!

03:08:25.000 Jake Cooper, you broke my heart!

03:08:28.000 You're making me mad.

03:08:29.000 I thought it was a 14% lead and then I thought it was an 8% lead!

03:08:33.000 Listen, win, lose, or draw, if Donald Trump doesn't win tonight, it doesn't change what I do.

03:08:38.000 It doesn't change what we do.

03:08:38.000 I don't want anyone out.

03:08:39.000 You should still celebrate.

03:08:40.000 I'm going to light up a cigar either way because guess what? 1.00

03:08:42.000 I live in the United States of fucking America. 1.00

03:08:44.000 Isn't that wonderful? 0.99

03:08:45.000 And I say this as someone who was raised in Canada, so I appreciate it a whole lot more than you do.

03:08:50.000 The fact that these people who believed, they're mad at the people.

03:08:53.000 They lied to you!

03:08:57.000 By the way, he's calling Trump a level 70 IQ, which is an actual invalid. 0.98

03:09:02.000 People don't understand, like a 70 IQ is, can we say retarded? 0.99

03:09:06.000 It's actually not even functionally retarded. 0.98

03:09:08.000 And I think that's actually one of the biggest mistakes people make.

03:09:11.000 Donald Trump is a lot smarter than people give him credit for.

03:09:14.000 I've met people who don't speak, for example, Arnold Schwarzenegger probably has a very high IQ.

03:09:17.000 He doesn't speak the language very well.

03:09:20.000 My mother has a very high IQ, but she says sometimes things that you're like, is that for real?

03:09:26.000 Because she's French Canadian and it's a different language. 1.00

03:09:30.000 So that's really stupid to underestimate your opponent. 0.98

03:09:33.000 But again, he thinks Donald Trump is a 70 IQ because of all the same people who vote for Donald Trump. 1.00

03:09:37.000 He thinks that they all have a 70 IQ.

03:09:39.000 Those people with a 70 IQ were the ones who said, a 14 point lead?

03:09:44.000 Why make it any point?

03:09:46.000 Let's just make it 100 points.

03:09:48.000 No one bought it except for you.

03:09:50.000 No one bought it except for you, and I'm amazed with 20 plus million dollars in Al Jazeera money that that's all you got?

03:09:58.000 I did like that little zing in there he threw in there at the end.

03:10:00.000 It was kind of getting a little mumbly and weird because that's who he is.

03:10:05.000 I'll get mumbly if I keep going with this, but he's just mumbly because it's like the hatred seeping through his pores.

03:10:10.000 That's what I mean.

03:10:11.000 At one point he actually kind of let slip a little self-hatred.

03:10:14.000 He was like, Wait, are you white?

03:10:18.000 Oh wait, that's me no!

03:10:19.000 Think about this!

03:10:20.000 The Exarchs are funded by a foreign caliphate?

03:10:23.000 This is literally funded by mugs.

03:10:25.000 It's by you guys joining up.

03:10:27.000 People are just like, oh, how much?

03:10:29.000 That was the guy at Bloomberg.

03:10:30.000 Oh, well, how much do you own?

03:10:31.000 I own 100%.

03:10:32.000 We have licensing agreements, and we work with the Blaze.

03:10:34.000 Wonderful people at the Blaze.

03:10:35.000 We have wonderful sponsors who we choose.

03:10:37.000 You guys!

03:10:38.000 Kind of like PBS says viewers like you, only they get huge federal grants.

03:10:41.000 No, we're actually funded by viewers like you.

03:10:43.000 Ask me how much money we got from Qatar.

03:10:45.000 None!

03:10:46.000 Ask me how much money we got from Al Jazeera.

03:10:48.000 None!

03:10:49.000 At all!

03:10:49.000 Whatsoever!

03:10:50.000 And for some reason, we got it right.

03:10:53.000 This is crazy to me.

03:10:55.000 Hold on a second.

03:10:55.000 What's Gerald looking at?

03:10:56.000 Alabama, Tommy Tuberville.

03:10:57.000 That's a seat we have picked up in the Senate.

03:10:59.000 They just called that for Tommy Tuberville.

03:11:03.000 That's a good pickup.

03:11:03.000 And Lindsey Graham won!

03:11:04.000 Yeah, we knew that.

03:11:05.000 But it's somebody going to... I used to hate Lindsey Graham, and now I love him.

03:11:11.000 Post Kavanaugh.

03:11:12.000 Hands off my Grams! 1.00

03:11:16.000 Okay, hey, so something interesting coming from at Matt Brunig.

03:11:19.000 Two scoops of raisins!

03:11:21.000 Looking at exit polls.

03:11:22.000 And Steven and Lindsey Graham's.

03:11:24.000 What? 0.95

03:11:24.000 What the hell is the matter with you? 0.95

03:11:25.000 That does not even make any sense. 0.98

03:11:27.000 You are mixing these things.

03:11:28.000 They do not make sense.

03:11:29.000 It's my wild pheasant.

03:11:30.000 Okay, according to exit polls, Trump did better in 2020.

03:11:33.000 This is at Matt Brunig reporting this from Edison exit poll.

03:11:37.000 Did better in 2020 with every race and gender except for white men.

03:11:41.000 This is nationally.

03:11:45.000 You're looking at plus 4 for black men, plus 4 for black women, plus 3 for Latino men, plus 3 for Latino women, and plus 5 for any other race other than black, Latino, or white. 0.53

03:11:56.000 And I don't believe that.

03:11:57.000 Let me tell you why I don't believe that.

03:11:59.000 No, I believe it's more.

03:12:00.000 Because what happened is, they, I was watching John King.

03:12:04.000 I was watching him on CNN the other day going, keep in mind, you know, Donald Trump, he's behind in Pennsylvania, he's behind in Michigan right now by four points, and that's a state he only won by seven percent, so we can give that to Joe Biden. 0.99

03:12:16.000 Oh shit! 0.98

03:12:18.000 What did the polls have him behind? 1.00

03:12:20.000 Not how did Donald Trump perform, what did the polls have him behind?

03:12:22.000 So that's saying exit polling, right?

03:12:25.000 But how did Donald Trump perform with Hispanics and blacks?

03:12:29.000 Probably better than the exit polling.

03:12:31.000 So that thing, are they comparing exit polling with performance?

03:12:34.000 That's what they'll often do, is they'll perform Donald Trump's performance in 2016 with the polling going into 2020.

03:12:39.000 So I'm saying that I think they can massage that and tweak it to make, and I don't have the thing in front of me to see it, but right away when they would often say, Oh, well, he only won this by a thin margin, but now look at these polls.

03:12:50.000 The polls had Donald Trump way behind.

03:12:52.000 They had him further behind in Pennsylvania.

03:12:54.000 And if I'm not mistaken, they had him further behind in Michigan.

03:12:57.000 But it would be like this.

03:12:58.000 Not only do they have him further behind, it's a rolling average, right, you see from RCP.

03:13:01.000 This is something, too.

03:13:02.000 This is why that huge closing of the gap going into election matter.

03:13:07.000 Well, hold on, what?

03:13:08.000 We've got New York Post is calling Arizona for Joe Biden.

03:13:12.000 Really?

03:13:13.000 Okay.

03:13:13.000 New York Post is calling Arizona for Joe Biden.

03:13:16.000 Alright, we've got the decision to us called Ohio for Trump.

03:13:22.000 Okay, Ohio for Trump.

03:13:24.000 So we've got Ohio for Trump and we've got Arizona for Biden.

03:13:27.000 I believe Trump has something to say about that.

03:13:30.000 Does he?

03:13:31.000 Oh, let's see what we have with Donald Trump.

03:13:33.000 Donald Trump, it's Trump.

03:13:35.000 Oh, hi-yo.

03:13:37.000 I just want the whole show.

03:13:39.000 K6 said no, no.

03:13:41.000 But he's a go.

03:13:43.000 Right, folks?

03:13:45.000 I don't think he's really calling states.

03:13:47.000 Okay, so it's not a good thing that he won Arizona, but again, that doesn't really change it.

03:13:55.000 That just makes it, now it puts him on even footing.

03:13:57.000 Yeah, well he's got a much bigger lead now.

03:13:59.000 It's 400-something thousand in Pennsylvania.

03:14:00.000 He's got a pretty sizable lead in Michigan right now, and he's up by a slim margin.

03:14:04.000 I'm just concerned about Pennsylvania, and he's also ahead in Wisconsin.

03:14:08.000 Yeah, he's slim marginally.

03:14:09.000 Can we have someone out there?

03:14:10.000 Can we have someone in the research department?

03:14:12.000 Can someone do me a favor?

03:14:14.000 And I know, Reg, you're working on this.

03:14:15.000 Can someone look at the counties specifically in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin?

03:14:21.000 I want to see those counties so we know what has actually come back in.

03:14:25.000 We can see it.

03:14:27.000 It's so many that it'll be difficult to fit on the screen.

03:14:32.000 No, I don't need to fit it on the screen, but someone out there can kind of give us an idea.

03:14:34.000 We have right now, hold on a second, before we continue.

03:14:36.000 Well, you can talk, Gerald, when we have guests.

03:14:38.000 What were you about to say?

03:14:39.000 I was going to say, what we're looking for is specifically the turnout in Wayne County.

03:14:42.000 Like, how much are they reporting in Wayne County and Michigan?

03:14:44.000 So these big Democrat strongholds.

03:14:46.000 So Pennsylvania and Pittsburgh and the other one, what the, Philadelphia, there we go,

03:14:55.000 sorry I was losing my mind there.

03:14:57.000 Those are what we're looking for.

03:14:58.000 We're trying to figure out if all of this vote is coming in from the rural areas or if the cities have put a lot of those votes in as well.

03:15:05.000 So based on what we have right now, Donald Trump needs to win any two Michigan or Pennsylvania.

03:15:10.000 He needs to win one of those, and then any of the other two states in the Midwest.

03:15:13.000 That could be Wisconsin, that could be Minnesota, that could be Michigan, that could be Pennsylvania.

03:15:16.000 So it'll be interesting to see what the vetting odds are in Vegas now that Biden won Arizona.

03:15:21.000 But it seems like that's been pretty close, though.

03:15:24.000 Well, really?

03:15:25.000 53-45?

03:15:25.000 I don't believe that.

03:15:26.000 With 25% remaining, too, so it just depends on, again, where that's coming from.

03:15:30.000 That seems like it might be a premature call, but right now we do have Dave Landau and Anthony Cumia, of course, from Compound Media on with us.

03:15:39.000 Dave and Anthony, how are you, gentlemen?

03:15:42.000 Yes, we are.

03:15:43.000 Oh my God, Steven, this is insane.

03:15:47.000 We're watching for every second that goes by, my opinion changes, but I have great faith.

03:15:55.000 The news is so Terrible.

03:15:58.000 They're running this on purpose like some kind of neck-and-neck horse race.

03:16:03.000 They will not call states for Trump.

03:16:05.000 They call instantly for Biden just to keep this illusion that they've had going for four years alive a little longer.

03:16:15.000 I absolutely have faith that Trump is going to win this.

03:16:18.000 Did you see that they called Arizona for Biden?

03:16:21.000 Yeah, yeah, that was getting me a little upset.

03:16:24.000 Yeah, that was depressing.

03:16:26.000 Last election, of course, he did take Arizona.

03:16:30.000 It's the only state so far that has been flipped.

03:16:33.000 Right.

03:16:33.000 And it's looking pretty good for Georgia and North Carolina, so really it comes down to, can Donald Trump win either Michigan or Pennsylvania, and then one other state in the Midwest?

03:16:44.000 And if he does, he wins.

03:16:45.000 I think absolutely he can do that.

03:16:47.000 I don't think that's out of reach.

03:16:51.000 I think it will happen as a matter of fact.

03:16:53.000 What else?

03:16:55.000 Does Biden have going for him?

03:16:57.000 That gives him the win.

03:17:00.000 Voter fraud in Pennsylvania.

03:17:02.000 Right, voter fraud.

03:17:03.000 Yeah, voter fraud in Pennsylvania.

03:17:06.000 You're so right.

03:17:07.000 That's exactly right.

03:17:08.000 But he's up, we were saying, last we saw he's up 13%.

03:17:11.000 There's no way, as we said, they can shenanigan more than 10%.

03:17:15.000 Oh, don't put it past them.

03:17:17.000 He's not up 10% in Pennsylvania from what I'm seeing.

03:17:20.000 He's up, oh no, he is.

03:17:21.000 What do you got?

03:17:22.000 He's up 10%, right?

03:17:24.000 Well, it depends.

03:17:24.000 Hold on a second.

03:17:25.000 It depends on which counties are coming in, too.

03:17:27.000 And Dave Landau, I know you'll be in studio here pretty soon.

03:17:31.000 Dave Landau, you of course are from Michigan.

03:17:33.000 You have that great bit about Journey and Detroit.

03:17:35.000 I would encourage people to Google it or YouTube it if it'll actually show up.

03:17:39.000 I sound so old.

03:17:40.000 Google it!

03:17:41.000 YouTube it?

03:17:42.000 I would encourage you all to web crawler it, okay? 0.73

03:17:45.000 Piss off everybody.

03:17:46.000 Save, do you think Michigan goes for Trump?

03:17:48.000 I mean right now he has an 11 point lead, but of course that's not all of the vote coming in.

03:17:55.000 Do you think Michigan goes for Trump?

03:17:56.000 Let's go around.

03:18:00.000 It's the first time that it's ever even been pushing red like this, so I really do think that there's a very strong chance that Michigan's gonna go red.

03:18:08.000 Yeah, yeah. 0.99

03:18:09.000 And I think, how do you think that people there feel about your fascist, frigid bitch governor, Whitmer? 0.99

03:18:15.000 Because they always claim she has an 80% approval rating, and I'm like, really? 0.99

03:18:19.000 How does she have an 80% approval rating? 1.00

03:18:22.000 Did they compare her to the Bride of Chucky?

03:18:25.000 Did they bring them up on the stage at the same time?

03:18:28.000 That's one of those numbers that I feel is hyperly inflated, and it usually comes from a local press in Michigan, which I don't trust, because they claimed we had 200 people in Lansing, whereas our headcount was 3,500.

03:18:38.000 So, you think that Donald Trump will win Michigan, Dave?

03:18:42.000 I really do, and I think it is because of Whitmer.

03:18:45.000 I think entirely the reason why they're going red is because of the lovely job that she's been doing here.

03:18:51.000 As we all know, she's completely taken way too much control, abused her power. 1.00

03:18:57.000 She's a complete cunt. 1.00

03:18:58.000 So, yeah. 1.00

03:18:59.000 Well, hold on a second.

03:19:00.000 I hear another voice in the background, Dave.

03:19:03.000 It sounds like Lil Wayne.

03:19:04.000 You guys are all talking over each other.

03:19:06.000 Hey! 0.99

03:19:06.000 We're crossing streams and you're crossing your own streams. 0.99

03:19:09.000 Kumiya!

03:19:09.000 Kumiya, aren't you Italian?

03:19:11.000 Don't you carry?

03:19:11.000 Can't you start?

03:19:13.000 Just bust a few rounds in that studio. 0.99

03:19:16.000 I gotta take some control.

03:19:18.000 I understand.

03:19:19.000 Yes. 1.00

03:19:20.000 Fucking Guinea disgusting group. 1.00

03:19:22.000 What? 1.00

03:19:24.000 What?

03:19:24.000 I just said something racist about Italians.

03:19:25.000 What was that?

03:19:26.000 It's what it was.

03:19:30.000 Isn't it funny? 0.97

03:19:31.000 Italians never care. 1.00

03:19:32.000 My boxing coach, Anthony, you could probably write, my boxing coach, who's Italian, he didn't get offended at anything.

03:19:40.000 Guinea, WAP, Dago, unless you brought up that scene in True Romance about the Sicilians and he'd lose his mind.

03:19:48.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

03:19:50.000 We don't like that scene at all.

03:19:53.000 Really?

03:19:53.000 Because it's a mother-grandmother kind of insult.

03:19:58.000 Yes, it is! 1.00

03:19:59.000 Because Italians are inherently racist. 1.00

03:20:01.000 My joke to him was we were holding pads and I said, I said, Dave, and I won't say his last name, but he's Italian. 0.93

03:20:06.000 And I said, hey, well, you're Italian, but let's be like Southern Italian. 0.67

03:20:09.000 So let's be honest.

03:20:10.000 There's probably a person of color hiding behind your woodshed somewhere down the line.

03:20:14.000 And he threw a left hook to my body that crippled me for a moment in time.

03:20:19.000 Yeah.

03:20:21.000 Some people get very angry.

03:20:22.000 He proved your point.

03:20:23.000 He did!

03:20:24.000 Yeah, he proved my point that the Moors, obviously, are in his lineage because they were known as very sturdy people as well.

03:20:35.000 What do you think?

03:20:36.000 I heard Georgia had stopped counting ballots.

03:20:39.000 Is this true also?

03:20:40.000 Georgia had some ballots freeze earlier today in a county which of course was overwhelmingly Trump.

03:20:47.000 But even the New York Times needle is overwhelmingly saying Georgia and North Carolina are going to Donald Trump.

03:20:53.000 So do we have the New York Times needle on Michigan or Pennsylvania at all, Reg the Bandit?

03:20:57.000 Let me know.

03:21:00.000 They don't have a separate needle that I see for those areas, but we do have the counties if you want to go through those at any point.

03:21:06.000 Okay, you know what?

03:21:07.000 Hey, I hate to cut this short, Kamea and Landa, but you know we're having a little bit of feedback going on and we do have to get going and Alex Jones has been waiting and if I keep Alex Jones waiting, I might end up in a river.

03:21:18.000 That's gonna be a problem. 0.98

03:21:20.000 I might end up with a gay frog head in my bed next to me. 1.00

03:21:24.000 So, it's Compound Media, and from what I understand, you guys will be in the great state of Texas sometime soon. 0.97

03:21:30.000 We'll have you in studio.

03:21:31.000 Yes, indeed, sir.

03:21:33.000 Very cool.

03:21:34.000 Thanks a lot, Steven.

03:21:35.000 Thank you.

03:21:35.000 I'm sorry it wasn't longer.

03:21:36.000 It's just, you know, next time, get your shit together and arrange it. 0.83

03:21:45.000 I love those guys. 0.97

03:21:46.000 They're good guys.

03:21:47.000 All right, so we have so much.

03:21:49.000 I'm trying to think of what we have to get to as far as the show.

03:21:52.000 Do we have any updates here on States?

03:21:54.000 I really need to pee.

03:21:55.000 I don't know if I can take a break here.

03:21:57.000 Take a break.

03:21:57.000 By the way, you guys can take a break.

03:21:59.000 You can hand it off to pee.

03:22:02.000 You know what?

03:22:03.000 Really quickly, before we go, I'm wondering if we don't need to bring on Dr. Choi.

03:22:09.000 He's probably busy, but we can go to, I think, well, we can't shoot, right?

03:22:14.000 We can't No, we can shoot. 0.90

03:22:15.000 We're going to shoot. 0.98

03:22:17.000 Everybody, tweet this out. 1.00

03:22:18.000 We are going to shoot Gerald. 1.00

03:22:20.000 Thomas Finnegan is going to shoot. 0.99

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03:22:33.000 We're going to shoot Gerald B. live. 0.77

03:22:34.000 Thomas Finnegan, let's go. 0.92

03:22:36.000 Give me one second.

03:22:40.000 There he is.

03:22:40.000 That's enough!

03:22:42.000 I'm sorry.

03:22:44.000 By the way...

03:22:46.000 Yeah.

03:22:48.000 Okay.

03:22:50.000 Which camera should we use?

03:22:52.000 That camera.

03:22:54.000 It'll be that camera.

03:22:56.000 Okay.

03:23:06.000 I have a jam.

03:23:18.000 I have a jam.

03:23:19.000 It jammed.

03:23:20.000 Yeah, looks like he got it.

03:23:50.000 Yeah, right in there.

03:23:56.000 I did it!

03:23:58.000 Is that good?

03:24:17.000 Steven, Gerald B has met an untimely end, but it was for a good cause and we set out and did what we

03:24:26.000 wanted to do.

03:24:29.000 Back to you.

03:24:34.000 Alright, I'm glad to be with you.

03:24:35.000 We actually wanted to have me be shot or Gerald A, but we couldn't.

03:24:40.000 I don't know if you guys can see this.

03:24:41.000 Look, this is the vest here from Spartan Armor.

03:24:45.000 I don't know if you can see it or if you want me to hold it back so you can see the lighting here a little bit.

03:24:49.000 Oh, where'd Steven go?

03:24:51.000 Where'd I go?

03:24:51.000 It's me!

03:24:53.000 Hey! 0.99

03:24:55.000 I'm glad I didn't get shot.

03:24:56.000 Who's that behind there?

03:24:57.000 That's Spartan Armor.

03:24:58.000 It's me!

03:24:59.000 It's me!

03:25:00.000 And then look!

03:25:01.000 Here's the plate from Spartan Armor.

03:25:02.000 I don't know if you guys can see this.

03:25:04.000 Here, if I hold it up to the light.

03:25:05.000 There you go.

03:25:06.000 Right there.

03:25:06.000 Look!

03:25:08.000 And look behind this.

03:25:09.000 Nothing.

03:25:10.000 Yeah.

03:25:10.000 Didn't even scratch the sticker.

03:25:11.000 Nothing.

03:25:12.000 And I know, this is rifle-proof.

03:25:13.000 That was 9mm, but that was coming out of a carbine with high-pressure ammunition. 0.98

03:25:17.000 I was expecting, when the first shot went through, that the whole sex doll would just explode. 0.99

03:25:22.000 But, uh, no, no, it was just, uh... That sex doll was pretty, uh, rugged. 1.00

03:25:25.000 Pretty tough. 0.98

03:25:26.000 Well, I think it was the Spartan armor, but, um... It has to be, I guess.

03:25:29.000 Well, you know what?

03:25:29.000 I thought it was important for people to know, because some people gave me flack, they were like in Lansing, like, are you wearing a tactical vest?

03:25:33.000 I'm like, no, I'm just wearing a bulletproof vest because people want to kill me.

03:25:36.000 That's a good reason.

03:25:37.000 And Spartan Armor, they have some... I'll get some after the next break.

03:25:40.000 I'll get some vests where you can all put them on.

03:25:42.000 They have vests that are like really low profile.

03:25:45.000 Almost like Michael Keaton in Batman where he gets shot.

03:25:46.000 It's basically like a gel.

03:25:48.000 And that's 44 magnum proof.

03:25:50.000 And that right there is totally rifle proof and super light.

03:25:53.000 Really happy to bring them on.

03:25:54.000 Spartan Armor.

03:25:55.000 You can go to, is it SpartanArmor.com?

03:25:58.000 I don't have this right here.

03:25:59.000 What's the website?

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03:26:02.000 SpartanArmorSystems.com.

03:26:03.000 Use the promo code Crowder, you get 10% off all of your items.

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03:26:09.000 And one thing too, a lot of other body armors out there, they claim that they're NIJ equivalent, but these are actually NIJ certified.

03:26:16.000 So they Certify them in a lab in a far more official scenario than with a blow-up doll.

03:26:22.000 And they actually will protect your life.

03:26:24.000 So you can get some thin ones that are 44 magnum proof or some thicker, like actual plate carriers, that are full-on rifle proof.

03:26:30.000 I had no idea.

03:26:32.000 Is that Chelsea Handler on CNN?

03:26:34.000 I have no idea.

03:26:35.000 There was a lot of concern tweets during that little segment.

03:26:39.000 Making sure, yes, Gerald B. not only remains safe and sound, but still the number one most preferred Gerald B. by Steven Crowder.

03:26:48.000 And a tender lover.

03:26:50.000 Most important.

03:26:50.000 I said rugged.

03:26:51.000 Very tender.

03:26:52.000 Rugged lover?

03:26:53.000 I don't know about rugged.

03:26:54.000 I don't know.

03:26:57.000 The only reason that Gerald B. did deflate was because Thomas Finnegan shot Gerald B. through the head three times.

03:27:02.000 So it was not any problem with the firearm.

03:27:05.000 No, it had nothing to do with the armor.

03:27:06.000 That's because Thomas Finnegan has anger issues.

03:27:08.000 So listen, this is something... Not a good relationship with Gerald.

03:27:12.000 I will say, I am surprised by how well Donald... So here's one interesting thing.

03:27:19.000 Lost Arizona.

03:27:20.000 Okay.

03:27:20.000 But we still have Pennsylvania and Michigan where Donald Trump is looking ahead.

03:27:23.000 We're not really hearing a whole lot from Wisconsin, which surprises me, but Arizona had a significant demographic shift.

03:27:29.000 Yeah.

03:27:30.000 Right?

03:27:30.000 Where Arizona had significantly more Latinos and they had a lot of people move out.

03:27:34.000 Certainly working class people have moved out of Arizona.

03:27:36.000 They've been priced out of Arizona.

03:27:37.000 So if you actually look for a home in Phoenix, right, you're talking about many, many, many, many millions of dollars for even a decent home.

03:27:43.000 Recently when I was in Phoenix, you were talking about $800,000 for a bungalow, right?

03:27:46.000 So it's priced at a lot of the working class Americans in Arizona and then you have a lot of... 0.82

03:27:52.000 Either illegal immigrants, or you have people who've come there who don't speak English very well. 1.00

03:27:56.000 So, even though Donald Trump is winning more of the Latino vote, there was such a drastic shift in demographics in Arizona, we don't really have that in Pennsylvania and Michigan.

03:28:05.000 So the fact that, according to, was it AP or New York Times, or where was it?

03:28:08.000 Yeah, it was AP.

03:28:09.000 AP, that Donald Trump is performing better with black men, with black women, with Hispanic voters, with both men and women.

03:28:17.000 That really matters in places like Wayne County, in a state like Ohio, where you have Dayton, where you have Cincinnati, where you have Cleveland, where you have Columbus, right?

03:28:25.000 Or in Michigan, where you have Detroit, where you have Flint, because there hasn't been a huge shift in Michigan where all of a sudden there are a huge number of Latino voters.

03:28:32.000 So even if Donald Trump is doing better by 4%, well you're losing a lot of that working class, non-college educated white voter, which by the way, non-college educated typically right now means educated because they're not getting a degree in underwater basket weaving.

03:28:47.000 So, there was a shift in Arizona that definitely hasn't taken place in Pennsylvania and Michigan.

03:28:52.000 So, if I were just to use those numbers that you gave me from the AP and say, Donald Trump's doing better with black, male, female, Latino, male, female, and you haven't seen, let's say, a 20% drop of white working class Americans and a 20% increase in Latinos, that's a net positive. 0.96

03:29:06.000 Arizona was a little bit of an outlier because we didn't know what those demographics were.

03:29:09.000 I still am surprised.

03:29:11.000 Now, some people are, you know, we have some Trump campaign officials and other people saying that it's a lot, it's too early to call Arizona.

03:29:19.000 Fox News has been really eager to call states for Biden very early on, and their coverage has frankly been pretty terrible, I think.

03:29:29.000 It's uncharacteristic of them to call early, they tend to be the later one, right?

03:29:33.000 Yeah, so they're saying, you know, two-thirds of the hour- They call really late, like Karl Rove.

03:29:38.000 This election's not over!

03:29:39.000 It's not over!

03:29:40.000 You're over!

03:29:41.000 What are you saying?

03:29:42.000 I don't know!

03:29:43.000 I should have ordered keeps!

03:29:46.000 So I don't want to give anybody false hope, but I think that feels like a little bit of an early call in Arizona, so we'll keep an eye on it.

03:29:52.000 Well, and CNN hasn't called it yet.

03:29:54.000 Well, Arizona was the one I was least confident about compared to Georgia and North Carolina.

03:30:00.000 So one other thing you were asking about Wisconsin, which currently is 51-46 Trump, though my understanding is that is at 59% reported, but without counting the absentee vote.

03:30:12.000 So I don't know if, Rez, you can double-check that.

03:30:14.000 But there's certainly some question there about that pattern we talked about earlier.

03:30:18.000 Well, you know what though, that's interesting with Wisconsin because if I bring this back up...

03:30:23.000 You guys can keep talking really quickly.

03:30:25.000 Here, you know what?

03:30:26.000 I'll make this so I can mirror so you guys can see this.

03:30:28.000 Don't go to it yet, Quarterback Garrett, but let me know when you have access to it.

03:30:33.000 And so that will be interesting.

03:30:37.000 It's not very clear to me from at least where I'm at on New York Times whether or not they're

03:30:43.000 just simply, they haven't even tallied how many votes they have or counted them by registration,

03:30:48.000 which can certainly give you some indication.

03:30:50.000 Whereas in Pennsylvania, for example, some of the information I was seeing is that there

03:30:54.000 are something like 2 million votes that are outstanding, 60% of which are Democrat votes.

03:30:59.000 Here's what's interesting about Wisconsin.

03:31:02.000 So if you can bring up my screen here.

03:31:03.000 Is it mirroring to you guys?

03:31:04.000 Yes.

03:31:05.000 Okay.

03:31:06.000 Oh, hold on a second.

03:31:08.000 There we go.

03:31:08.000 Okay.

03:31:09.000 So we go to Wisconsin.

03:31:10.000 This is one that I told you about.

03:31:12.000 Wisconsin, which Donald Trump won last time, this is by the party model, right?

03:31:15.000 By the modeled party.

03:31:17.000 It was 48 to 39 Democrat.

03:31:18.000 And what did Donald Trump, can you let me know, Reg, what did Donald Trump win Wisconsin by last go?

03:31:22.000 I think he won by like 0.7%.

03:31:25.000 So he won, but he was down by nine points, right, compared to Democrats.

03:31:29.000 In other words, there would have to be at least a nine-point shift from Democrat to Republican.

03:31:33.000 The early voting in Wisconsin this go-around has it within under two points.

03:31:37.000 Yeah.

03:31:38.000 So if there's a lead right now, Again, this is based on the modeled party.

03:31:43.000 I don't think with Wisconsin, I don't think we're seeing as strong of a Democrat early vote.

03:31:49.000 It surprised me, and they had a very strong ground game in Wisconsin.

03:31:53.000 So if I had to bet, does Wisconsin go to Biden?

03:31:56.000 Probably.

03:31:58.000 Right now, if I had to bet, But it's not a done deal at all.

03:32:02.000 Trump won by 0.7% in 2016.

03:32:03.000 So he won by 0.7% even though there were 9% more Democrats than Republicans voting.

03:32:05.000 percent in 2016. So he won by 0.7 percent even though there were 9 percent more

03:32:11.000 Democrats than Republicans voting. Which means that there has to be at least

03:32:15.000 and there at least 10 percent of Democrats are unaffiliated going for

03:32:21.000 Trump. Yeah.

03:32:22.000 Well, just to piggyback off what you just said, in Pennsylvania, 60% of the vote is supposed to have the 2 million that are outstanding.

03:32:29.000 Trump has a 510,000 vote lead.

03:32:30.000 If 60% of 2 million comes in, Trump wins Pennsylvania.

03:32:36.000 Right, and looking at those numbers, it's not clear.

03:32:39.000 I think the person reporting them is just simply stating the facts, which is still outstanding.

03:32:44.000 There's no way to call Pennsylvania, but it's becoming increasingly clear.

03:32:48.000 If there is a split between Wisconsin and Michigan, Pennsylvania becomes the place that we're waiting, I don't know, a week, two, five.

03:33:00.000 That's so good for Trump, even if that many votes are outstanding.

03:33:03.000 If it stays what it historically has been, and that many votes are outstanding, with the lead he's building up right now on votes... You guys are boring me.

03:33:09.000 Let's go to CNN a little bit.

03:33:11.000 You guys are just arguing about... You're boring!

03:33:12.000 You're going to go across this map, and you're looking at this map, and if you're watching at home, this is important.

03:33:17.000 Throughout the night, Donald Trump had been leading in the popular vote.

03:33:20.000 As we get the West Coast results, Joe Biden is now 1.6 million votes ahead there.

03:33:25.000 That's important from a symbolic and a moral victory, but it's not how we pick presidents.

03:33:29.000 If you add hell as a territory, of course Biden's going to win the popular vote.

03:33:34.000 I'm pretty shocked that CNN just admitted that the popular vote isn't how we pick presidents.

03:33:39.000 I've been waiting to hear that for four years from them.

03:33:44.000 I'm surprised that Virginia's actually as close as it is, honestly.

03:33:46.000 I thought Virginia was going to be a landslide.

03:33:48.000 Yeah, I was just curious, I don't think we've taken a look at the map in a while.

03:33:52.000 Oh yeah, let's bring up the map again so we can show this map for people who have not seen it.

03:33:57.000 I don't see it there on the screen.

03:33:58.000 Okay, so they're called, if they're called Arizona, it has a, what is it, Election HQ or Desktop HQ, what's the name of the place you're using Reg the Bandit?

03:34:05.000 Decision Desk we've also used.

03:34:06.000 Did they call it for Arizona yet?

03:34:09.000 Um, I don't know if they have called it.

03:34:10.000 I know Fox News did.

03:34:12.000 Let's see here.

03:34:13.000 I know New York Post and Fox News did.

03:34:16.000 Yeah, yeah, those are the two, I think.

03:34:18.000 And I think most of the, most of the, like, 238, what am I thinking of?

03:34:23.000 538.

03:34:23.000 Nate Silver.

03:34:25.000 They had Ohio and Florida both blue, is that correct?

03:34:29.000 Right.

03:34:31.000 But they had Arizona red, is that correct?

03:34:33.000 Right.

03:34:34.000 Yeah, that doesn't matter because it's still a net gain.

03:34:36.000 Right.

03:34:36.000 It does seem like the surprises have been more in Trump's favor, at least in the... Well, it does seem like Nate Silver should be shot at dawn before breakfast, figuratively speaking.

03:34:46.000 Sure.

03:34:47.000 That's what I meant.

03:34:47.000 I just didn't want to say it.

03:34:48.000 Remember when there used to be bumper stickers going into 2016?

03:34:51.000 TRUST NATE SILVER.

03:34:52.000 Remember those?

03:34:52.000 TRUST NATE SILVER.

03:34:53.000 TRUST BECAUSE HE GOT IT RIGHT TWICE.

03:34:56.000 So you're looking at Decision Desk is saying that in Arizona, you do have Biden leading, but they have not called the state finally or, you know, kind of given the final nod.

03:35:07.000 Interestingly, they are already saying a lead, not a final call, but a lead for Trump in Wisconsin, Michigan and Pennsylvania.

03:35:15.000 So again, some of that stuff is very early.

03:35:17.000 What does that mean?

03:35:18.000 They're just saying he has a lead, right?

03:35:19.000 Are they saying that it looks like, in other words, if they were to bet that it looks like Trump should win?

03:35:23.000 It seems like that's what they're saying is based on where they're at.

03:35:26.000 Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania?

03:35:28.000 I mean, this is clearly very preliminary.

03:35:30.000 I mean, I don't even know how you would do that right now.

03:35:32.000 Well, that's what CNN has up right now, right?

03:35:33.000 So they're saying this is where the race is right now, right?

03:35:36.000 They're saying Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania are in Trump's camp, but it's not over there yet.

03:35:40.000 So I think that's probably what they're saying as well.

03:35:43.000 It's not called.

03:35:45.000 Wisconsin and Michigan, or Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, or Michigan and Pennsylvania, he wins.

03:35:51.000 If he wins all three, he wins in a landslide.

03:35:54.000 So in other words, people don't understand.

03:35:56.000 Again, we find ourselves at this exact position.

03:35:59.000 What did I say?

03:36:00.000 Joe Biden needs to run the board.

03:36:02.000 I even said even if he wins, even if he wins Pennsylvania, even if he wins Arizona.

03:36:06.000 So let me bring this back up to 270 to win here.

03:36:09.000 Um, okay.

03:36:10.000 So, uh, I need to mirror this for you, I guess?

03:36:12.000 Uh, okay.

03:36:13.000 Let me bring this up really quickly.

03:36:15.000 Apple TV Studio.

03:36:17.000 All right.

03:36:18.000 Oh, shoot.

03:36:18.000 I just accidentally hit something.

03:36:20.000 Ah, shit, I got water all over myself. 0.99

03:36:22.000 Oh, don't do it. 0.99

03:36:23.000 All right, so obviously North Carolina, we can't call yet in Pennsylvania.

03:36:27.000 Okay, let me just reset this map really quickly.

03:36:30.000 All right, Ohio, so here's about where we are right now, assuming Minnesota is called, but Minnesota is not called.

03:36:38.000 What about North Carolina?

03:36:39.000 Are you calling that?

03:36:40.000 Oh, why do I have North Carolina in there for? 0.64

03:36:41.000 There we go.

03:36:42.000 Yeah, I am calling North Carolina for Trump.

03:36:44.000 Screw that.

03:36:47.000 By the way, has Georgia been called?

03:36:48.000 Because I noticed Georgia on our map is filled in.

03:36:51.000 Not that I've seen.

03:36:51.000 Fix that in the map, whoever is there in the control room.

03:36:54.000 Don't make me come in there and punch you in the nuts.

03:36:56.000 Map. 0.99

03:36:56.000 So what I will say is this. 0.99

03:36:58.000 Let's assume North Carolina and Georgia because even New York Times is assuming so.

03:37:02.000 All right.

03:37:04.000 Arizona goes to Biden.

03:37:05.000 Okay.

03:37:06.000 We give him Minnesota.

03:37:07.000 Is it enough?

03:37:08.000 No.

03:37:09.000 We give him Wisconsin.

03:37:10.000 Is it enough?

03:37:11.000 No.

03:37:12.000 We give him Michigan.

03:37:14.000 That gets him enough, assuming that he wins Maine's second congressional district.

03:37:19.000 Right.

03:37:20.000 And the Nebraska split there.

03:37:22.000 Right.

03:37:22.000 Now, for Biden, we find ourselves in this situation.

03:37:26.000 Look, let's leave Minnesota and Wisconsin out of it completely.

03:37:30.000 If he gets Michigan and Pennsylvania, No, it's really not.

03:37:35.000 Donald Trump just needs to win Michigan.

03:37:36.000 he gets a district in Nebraska. So this idea that it's like this washout for Donald Trump or for

03:37:43.000 Biden, no, it's really not. Donald Trump just needs to win Michigan. Now, Donald Trump could

03:37:48.000 win Michigan, for example, and Wisconsin. Biden can't win just Michigan and Wisconsin.

03:37:54.000 He doesn't have those options.

03:37:55.000 Biden needs to win Michigan and Pennsylvania.

03:37:58.000 He doesn't have those options. Biden needs to win Michigan.

03:38:02.000 Here, I'll zoom in a little bit.

03:38:03.000 Biden needs to win Michigan and Pennsylvania, right? That is, he can do it with just two states.

03:38:09.000 Now, let's flip it for Trump here, okay? And this is not even giving Trump any of the other states,

03:38:13.000 like the main second congressional district or that extra district in Nebraska. If Trump wins

03:38:19.000 Michigan, he can win Minnesota or Wisconsin and he wins. Or he can win Pennsylvania and he wins.

03:38:24.000 Biden needs both Michigan, Pennsylvania to win with two states. And if he has...

03:38:30.000 Minnesota, Wisconsin, he needs Michigan and Pennsylvania.

03:38:33.000 So he needs three states or two of the big states.

03:38:36.000 Donald Trump just needs one of those big states.

03:38:39.000 So what would I say at this point?

03:38:40.000 If I were to have to bet, I'd probably give it a 60-40 chance for Donald Trump.

03:38:46.000 Yeah, I think we're looking at, with Arizona kind of being the opposite side of where Florida was, kind of quelling the heat, if you will, on where those votes are.

03:38:56.000 I mean, that's a pretty important 11 votes that are now putting in some big contention.

03:39:01.000 I mean, I don't think that we can realistically say Minnesota's still on the table, so it really is coming down to some of these smaller districts, Nebraska and Maine, as well as Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

03:39:12.000 I think it really comes down to Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania.

03:39:15.000 Any word on Nevada yet?

03:39:17.000 I have no idea what the word is on Nevada yet, but I would assume that Nevada is of course going to Joe Biden because people are commie pricks.

03:39:26.000 So we're at CNN saying 47% in for Michigan, Trump 54, uh, 54, 46.

03:39:28.000 What, 50% in for Pennsylvania and Trump's up 12?

03:39:32.000 He's up 520,000 votes.

03:39:33.000 That's huge if there's only 2 million outstanding.

03:39:36.000 Wisconsin, Trump's up, okay, he's up 6 with 59% of the vote.

03:39:38.000 And Fox has called Texas for Trump.

03:39:39.000 hundred and twenty thousand votes that's that's huge if there's only two million

03:39:42.000 outstanding. Wisconsin Trump's up okay he's up six with fifty nine percent of

03:39:47.000 the vote. And Fox has called Texas for Trump. No surprise.

03:39:52.000 Hey hey Reg and I said closer but still Texas. Yeah yeah. But I mean look people

03:39:57.000 I was just ragging on you guys because it shouldn't even be close, right?

03:40:04.000 But what has changed Texas is not just more Latinos, it's more Californians. 0.98

03:40:08.000 It's more wealthy, upper middle class whites with college degrees who get college degrees in things that are useless. 0.53

03:40:14.000 It's the Latino vote. 0.97

03:40:14.000 Well, that's the thing. 0.97

03:40:15.000 I mean, folks on the left and the right will say that Texas politics on the left and Texas politics on the right are still different from national politics. So even trying

03:40:22.000 to coalesce a Latino vote in Texas is just, you know, insulting to every, 1.00

03:40:27.000 the whole spectrum of people who are voting out there in the Latino community.

03:40:31.000 But I think you're right, the bigger change is... Latinx. 0.96

03:40:36.000 What was that? No.

03:40:38.000 He can't focus because he's so horny.

03:40:42.000 No. 0.97

03:40:42.000 You're so horny! 0.97

03:40:43.000 No to Latinx, yes to horny. 0.99

03:40:45.000 Okay, that's fair. 0.95

03:40:46.000 But you've got to look at what these votes are.

03:40:48.000 What are the people who are out there saying, hey, I'm a fourth generation Mexican immigrant who's been in the United States and I'm looking at someone who's going to support the economy, that's going to try and keep my taxes low, who's going to support innovation and business.

03:40:48.000 Where are the people going?

03:41:01.000 I mean, there are individuals in these communities who are saying, yes, absolutely, I'm pro-Trump.

03:41:06.000 We looked at that Edison exit poll.

03:41:07.000 The number of Latino men and women who are going for Trump is something that defies everything that we've heard from the Democrats and the entire progressive left of saying, hey, if your skin is this color or you identify as Latinx, then you must vote in a certain way.

03:41:22.000 I want to do that as a video, by the way.

03:41:24.000 I want to do that as a video.

03:41:25.000 I want to go to a seriously Mexican area and refer to them as Latinx and just see the question marks in their face like they're a Pokemon who's been captured. 1.00

03:41:35.000 I can see my father-in-law, who, as I've mentioned, his name is Beto.

03:41:39.000 He is from El Paso.

03:41:41.000 He is not Robert, though.

03:41:43.000 And I can tell you, if you asked him that, he would take a long swig of his Bud Heavy and walk away.

03:41:51.000 He'd be like, you Latinx? 1.00

03:41:52.000 He'd be like, no, no, I'm still Latin.

03:41:54.000 No, you're not an ex-Latin ex.

03:41:57.000 Yeah, no, I'm still Latin.

03:41:58.000 I don't break up with it.

03:42:00.000 Abbott and Costello walk in, it'll be crazy.

03:42:05.000 And they'll steal our jobs.

03:42:09.000 This is important.

03:42:11.000 Trump is actually outperforming 2016 in Philadelphia right now.

03:42:14.000 They just showed that just a second ago.

03:42:16.000 He's actually outperforming in a very heavy Democratic area.

03:42:18.000 Who would have thought? 0.95

03:42:20.000 Who would have thought when Stacey Abrams made the trip to take a shit-down-the-Liberty-Bell crack, that for some reason, people might understand that there's a president who supports law and order. 1.00

03:42:35.000 Who would have thought? 0.99

03:42:36.000 Same thing with Wisconsin.

03:42:38.000 Kenosha.

03:42:39.000 Think about that for a second.

03:42:40.000 You have these crazy lockdowns in Michigan.

03:42:42.000 Pennsylvania, you have no more... That's why I said I think Biden lost Pennsylvania.

03:42:47.000 I just, going in tonight, I felt as though I could not put that on the board for Trump because Pennsylvania, look into their history, they have rampant voter fraud.

03:42:56.000 They've had rampant voter fraud for a very long time.

03:42:59.000 And like Reg talked about, the AG saying, there's no way, if we count all the votes, there's no way that Trump wins.

03:43:06.000 But that is interesting because what matters more than even the mail-in, and I was just having to go by the numbers that we had with the mail-in numbers which surprised me with Pennsylvania versus the same-day numbers.

03:43:15.000 We didn't have the numbers on Philadelphia.

03:43:17.000 If he's outperforming in Philadelphia what he did last year, I...

03:43:21.000 It's a good sign. 1.00

03:43:22.000 I see very little reason, unless he underperforms everywhere else because of single white bitches. 1.00

03:43:29.000 He'd really have to stumble in a lot of the other counties. 1.00

03:43:32.000 What was that?

03:43:32.000 SWVs.

03:43:33.000 SWVs. 1.00

03:43:34.000 Yeah, single white bitches. 1.00

03:43:37.000 That's a big lie too. 1.00

03:43:38.000 When they say suburban women don't like Donald Trump.

03:43:41.000 No, these aren't moms or wives. 1.00

03:43:45.000 You know what these women are like? 1.00

03:43:46.000 My wife had a friend who lived in Detroit.

03:43:48.000 She was like, yeah, I'm gonna go move to Detroit because they have coffee shops.

03:43:51.000 It's quaint.

03:43:51.000 Yeah, it's quaint.

03:43:52.000 She thought Detroit was fun.

03:43:53.000 And then all of a sudden, she realized, oh, wait a second.

03:43:57.000 I've been mugged twice. 0.97

03:43:59.000 My friend's been raped. 0.94

03:44:00.000 All of a sudden, Detroit's not so cute anymore. 0.96

03:44:02.000 And so she still wanted to be pro-Detroit, but she left to go live in a suburb so she could annoy all her friends at the local Starbucks. 0.97

03:44:10.000 Telling them about how there's this great local coffee shop in Detroit that isn't Starbucks, but she doesn't live there anymore because she values her reproductive organs. 0.99

03:44:17.000 The point is, that's why Donald Trump was doing poorly with suburban women. 1.00

03:44:22.000 Not because of the people you think of like Pleasantville, the mom, the wife, Amy Coney Barrett.

03:44:27.000 It's because of single women who realize that living in a city, a cesspool of filth and sadness, is absolutely terrible. 1.00

03:44:35.000 And so then they move out to the suburbs, but they're still single, they don't have a family, they don't have a job, they don't have responsibilities.

03:44:40.000 That's where Donald Trump lost ground.

03:44:42.000 And those are kind of intangibles.

03:44:43.000 They're tough to quantify in this election.

03:44:46.000 But people want you to think that all of a sudden these moms, these wives who voted for Donald Trump in 2016 are turning their vote.

03:44:52.000 That's actually not what's happening.

03:44:54.000 I'm actually getting some news here.

03:44:56.000 I'm sorry, I'm going to break it in here, but these hoodies are on lateralcrottershop.com.

03:45:01.000 They are for sale!

03:45:02.000 Lateralcrottershop.com.

03:45:03.000 Look at that.

03:45:04.000 Wait, is he getting a brand new?

03:45:05.000 I think so.

03:45:06.000 He was the one who came up with them.

03:45:07.000 I hate hoodies.

03:45:08.000 Oh, I like that hoodie.

03:45:10.000 I like that hoodie, but I didn't want to sell a hoodie because, you know, Trayvon.

03:45:13.000 Why did we have him sell them?

03:45:15.000 Well, why are we selling Arizona Iced Tea then?

03:45:17.000 We're selling Arizona Iced Tea?

03:45:18.000 Yeah.

03:45:19.000 I thought we were selling a make-it-your-own kit, where we were just selling the Skittles and the syrup.

03:45:26.000 And you supply the Arizona Watermelon.

03:45:28.000 Yes.

03:45:29.000 Yes, you're right.

03:45:29.000 That's right.

03:45:31.000 Sorry.

03:45:31.000 Exactly.

03:45:32.000 You can take a drink of that in your new fresh hoodie.

03:45:35.000 I don't like hoodies because I'm an adult man.

03:45:38.000 I don't have a mixtape dropping.

03:45:39.000 Look, just because you don't always wear comfortable while you sit around.

03:45:43.000 You don't always wear hoodies.

03:45:44.000 If you're going to get a hoodie.

03:45:45.000 If you're going to get a hoodie.

03:45:46.000 And you've got to wait three weeks for the Pennsylvania mail-in ballot counts.

03:45:51.000 So your point about the suburban women, and really it gets back to that question of what

03:45:56.000 are we looking at in the traditional models we have for polling and how people seem to

03:46:00.000 be more homogeous and they don't take fact that different people in different areas and

03:46:04.000 especially in different counties, whether it's Maricopa County, whether it's Wayne

03:46:07.000 County, whether it's Philadelphia.

03:46:09.000 They're not really contemplating what are the real circumstances on the ground and how are you going to count those folks.

03:46:13.000 So that's why you're seeing these other kind of startup polling places who are going and saying, I'm going to ask a different question.

03:46:18.000 I'm going to ask about what are my neighbors doing.

03:46:20.000 I'm going to go and be more dogged and persistent in getting additional data points.

03:46:26.000 They're going to do better and better.

03:46:27.000 Your Quinnipiacs, they're falling by the wayside unless they can do something.

03:46:31.000 You can hold your liquor, but you just mispronounced Quinnipiac.

03:46:33.000 We are going to be back right after this.

03:46:33.000 All right.

03:46:34.000 Actually, I believe with Alex Jones, I have to go pee, and then we will get the expertise.

03:46:39.000 How long?

03:46:39.000 Can we take a two-and-a-half, three-minute break?

03:46:41.000 Yeah.

03:46:42.000 Okay.

03:46:42.000 We're going to take a three-minute break right now because we have to get Alex Jones on the phone and make sure that he, too, is more sober than my half-Asian lawyer, Bill.

03:46:49.000 And then we will be right back after this.

03:46:51.000 Stay tuned.

03:46:52.000 Don't go anywhere.

03:46:53.000 we got you first.

03:47:00.000 I don't want to be alone.

03:47:06.000 I don't think you've got a confession to make.

03:47:11.000 You're fake news.

03:47:13.000 You are fake news.

03:47:15.000 When Trump was making America great, where were you?

03:47:21.000 When you tried to resist, hit me again.

03:47:27.000 Yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you

03:47:35.000 Yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you

03:47:43.000 These four years were just a sleep review Can I get your attention for some breaking news?

03:47:57.000 The polls are already tightening, prepare to lose Your nursing home COVID deaths have got you blue 0.76

03:48:12.000 Thinks it can take four more years, the list of views Cause Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the

03:48:26.000 best of you Yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the

03:48:34.000 best of you Revised unemployment rates, it's real, the market's healed

03:48:40.000 You're crushed, you must confess, yeah, Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you

03:48:49.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Now it's time for confession

03:49:07.000 Listen my friends, you're fake news.

03:49:12.000 Are you ready to lose again?

03:49:16.000 When Biden poops, you can try to resist.

03:49:23.000 But you will lose.

03:49:27.000 My terms are sort of like Twix, my friends.

03:49:31.000 They come in twos.

03:49:34.000 Cause Trump is getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.

03:49:39.000 Yeah, I keep getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you.

03:49:49.000 Yeah Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best I'm besting you

03:49:55.000 Yeah Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best Yeah Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best

03:50:03.000 Yeah Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best Yeah Trump keep getting the best, the best, the best

03:50:10.000 I see, I see, so, so You get your favorite half-Asian lawyer. 0.88

03:50:16.000 I am the best and the worst half-Asian lawyer on this entire show. 1.00

03:50:20.000 I know.

03:50:20.000 It's true.

03:50:21.000 I've got a couple of tweets.

03:50:23.000 People saying looking very full Asian.

03:50:25.000 They're saying Gerald is outdoing me.

03:50:27.000 No good.

03:50:28.000 I'm not liking it.

03:50:29.000 I don't like any of those comments.

03:50:31.000 But I'm definitely doing way better.

03:50:32.000 You got my tweets.

03:50:33.000 I'm doing way better than Old Man King.

03:50:36.000 I can't hear anything about anything you guys are doing because I don't have my headphones on and I refuse to wear them.

03:50:40.000 I don't want any of Stephen's lights.

03:50:42.000 We need Reg the Bandit back in the seat getting some more data for us.

03:50:47.000 But we're really seeing a very narrowing of the path.

03:50:49.000 There's only so many different places we can go at this point.

03:50:53.000 Um, to really know where Pennsylvania is.

03:50:55.000 We've got a lot of votes that are still going to be out.

03:50:58.000 I don't know if, Reg, you've gotten any information about how long this process is going to take for Pennsylvania.

03:51:04.000 When are they going to start recounting or finish counting the additional ballots?

03:51:08.000 And do they have an estimate as to how long that's going to be?

03:51:10.000 Because I think a lot of people now are just saying, OK, how long are we waiting on Pennsylvania?

03:51:14.000 Yeah, I mean, the reports I've seen is that they are just stopping counting for the night.

03:51:20.000 So that seems to indicate that, you know, we'll have to wait till tomorrow for a result from there.

03:51:25.000 If we're lucky.

03:51:27.000 Yeah, so that seems sort of premeditated to me to string things out.

03:51:32.000 I mean, this is a state with, you know, a Democratic governor in control, and so I'm kind of leery about leaving that to their, you know...

03:51:44.000 Remember, we've talked about this already, but you've got an AG who has said, when you get all of the votes in, he knows what the contents of the vote is going to be, what he's thinking about the end is.

03:51:53.000 We're not trying to talk about conspiracy theories, it's just what kind of reasonable assumption would one make from a public statement from the AG talking about these kind of votes, when the vote should just be whatever the votes are going to be.

03:52:05.000 Right, right.

03:52:06.000 So, you know, I'm not sure if we've seen any other meltdowns, but CNN has continued to be pretty ho-hum, being pretty slow.

03:52:15.000 I'm having people think I've got food in my mouth.

03:52:16.000 Stephen over here is energizing.

03:52:18.000 One thing I'll say is that in Arizona, the governor weighed in, I don't know if you guys went over this, That's incredible to me.

03:52:24.000 said that the Arizona governor said it's far too early to call the election in

03:52:28.000 Arizona. Election Day votes are not fully reported and we haven't even

03:52:32.000 started to count early ballots dropped off at the polls. In Arizona we

03:52:35.000 protect Election Day, let's count the votes. So that's incredible to me. Do we have any

03:52:40.000 indication as to how many Election Day ballots were dropped off or how many

03:52:45.000 non-Election Day ballots were dropped off?

03:52:48.000 Yeah, they've got 70, I think 76% reporting right now in Arizona.

03:52:53.000 So if we're, I mean, he's really, 210,000 vote lead in Arizona right now.

03:52:58.000 He's going to have to carry most of what's coming in.

03:53:00.000 So I think it looks pretty bad.

03:53:02.000 It's going to be, it's going to be a lot.

03:53:02.000 It's going to be hard.

03:53:04.000 It doesn't change Pennsylvania, Michigan.

03:53:05.000 You've got to absolutely get most of those votes if you're Trump trying to eke out a victory.

03:53:09.000 I understand that the thoughts are, OK, maybe it's too early to call, but this is not even going to be, what was it in 2016, a 0.7% lead that was had by Trump in 2016.

03:53:20.000 So, I mean, I think you're going to look at something even closer than that.

03:53:22.000 So you're going to add in, maybe Arizona's going to come down to some very last minute, maybe that's tomorrow or the day after.

03:53:29.000 You've got Pennsylvania that's going to be tomorrow or the day after that, if not even longer.

03:53:32.000 Or Friday.

03:53:33.000 They predicted Friday before the election.

03:53:35.000 But it would take them until Friday to be able to count all the votes because I don't know why.

03:53:39.000 Well, look, I don't know if anybody can wait until the weekend.

03:53:41.000 I didn't board up the windows at my law office, so I'm a little concerned about that.

03:53:45.000 You probably ought to do that.

03:53:45.000 And I brought all my guns here to the studio, so that's exciting.

03:53:49.000 I'm going to take my desk back.

03:53:51.000 I'm going to give you guys some bulletproof vests.

03:53:53.000 What a poor decision making here.

03:53:55.000 This is light. 1.00

03:53:56.000 Holy crap. 0.98

03:53:57.000 And then hold on a second. 0.98

03:53:57.000 That's a t-shirt. 0.98

03:53:58.000 We have Alex Jones on.

03:53:59.000 I forgot something.

03:54:01.000 This is freaking awesome right here.

03:54:01.000 Hold on.

03:54:03.000 I just want to make sure you guys... I want to make sure... First of all, if you're one of the over 500,000 people that are here watching this stream, and you're sticking around to watch me, thank you.

03:54:14.000 If you're here to stick around to watch Steven...

03:54:19.000 Dang it!

03:54:20.000 You're here to stick around to see Steven talk with Alex Jones.

03:54:24.000 We all know how Big Tech talks about Alex Jones.

03:54:27.000 We know how they really don't like to see him.

03:54:29.000 And we really know how much Spotify employees really don't like Alex Jones.

03:54:33.000 But he'll be here talking with Steven a little bit.

03:54:36.000 But don't forget, Steven was handing out SpartanArmorSystems.com, our newest sponsor, supporting us.

03:54:41.000 Great body armor.

03:54:42.000 He gave the rest of us, Steven, he gave us all body armor.

03:54:45.000 He gave Gerald a t-shirt.

03:54:47.000 Oh, yeah.

03:54:48.000 Well, you guys try them on.

03:54:49.000 It's the ultimate thing.

03:54:49.000 But it has the logo on it.

03:54:51.000 Oh, good.

03:54:52.000 Is it bulletproof?

03:54:53.000 Is the logo gonna say try them on?

03:54:55.000 Oh, no!

03:54:56.000 This seat is warm.

03:54:57.000 Asian warm.

03:54:58.000 You know what I mean? 1.00

03:54:59.000 Like when you sit in someone else's fucking school. 0.99

03:55:01.000 So, sorry. 1.00

03:55:01.000 Hold on a second. 1.00

03:55:02.000 I don't know if you could hear when I was talking before, but my nose got all stuffy.

03:55:05.000 Did it?

03:55:06.000 What do you mean?

03:55:07.000 What about my nose?

03:55:08.000 So, I gotta...

03:55:10.000 I've never used these where you don't actually press it in your nose.

03:55:13.000 Did you have to do this on air?

03:55:14.000 Oh yeah, I have to do it on air so you guys can just listen to Gerald and stuff.

03:55:19.000 And what I'm going to do... And you know what else I got?

03:55:22.000 Look at this.

03:55:24.000 I got a Quip toothbrush.

03:55:26.000 Not a Quip.

03:55:26.000 It's not a Quip.

03:55:27.000 What are these called?

03:55:29.000 Wisps!

03:55:30.000 Quip is the one that sponsored Ben Shapiro but they were afraid because they thought this show was too controversial.

03:55:34.000 Do you have bad breath or something?

03:55:35.000 I feel like Wisps is... No, I tried to eat something in their break.

03:55:40.000 That's not a good idea.

03:55:41.000 How in the world did we get 500,000 people to sign up for this?

03:55:45.000 I don't think it's real.

03:55:45.000 How in the world did we get 500,000 people to sign up for this?

03:55:49.000 How is this happening?

03:55:50.000 I don't think it's real.

03:55:51.000 Hey, Alex!

03:55:52.000 Alex Jones!

03:55:53.000 I'll be with you in one second! 0.99

03:55:54.000 Sorry, Alex.

03:55:55.000 So does that have like a little mouthwash ball in it?

03:55:59.000 Is that the whole thing?

03:56:00.000 No, that's crazy.

03:56:02.000 Those are nice.

03:56:03.000 Yeah, it's a little toothbrush.

03:56:05.000 That looks great.

03:56:06.000 That's a great shot.

03:56:08.000 Yeah, we'll bring those guys on.

03:56:11.000 You know, you can tell your story.

03:56:12.000 I was watching the 2020 election and Steven Crowder brushed his teeth.

03:56:16.000 That's your story.

03:56:17.000 It's just refreshing.

03:56:19.000 Are you okay?

03:56:22.000 And I feel like Stephen's getting ready for Alex.

03:56:24.000 Mental health awareness week.

03:56:27.000 At least he didn't go sniff you, Bill.

03:56:29.000 We do have Joe Biden running for president.

03:56:31.000 That is true, yes.

03:56:32.000 Alright, okay, do we have our next guest on?

03:56:35.000 Is he ready for us?

03:56:36.000 He's ready.

03:56:37.000 Alright, our next guest, you know, I was about to tell him to promote this on social media, but they've shadow banned him.

03:56:46.000 But I host him on the show because I don't believe in doggie piling.

03:56:50.000 Mr. Alex Jones, Info Wars, how are you, sir?

03:56:54.000 You were talking about that.

03:56:55.000 No, it was Roger that was talking.

03:56:57.000 Roger, help me call him back.

03:56:59.000 And here's a statement about Arizona.

03:57:00.000 They say it's far too early to call the election in Arizona.

03:57:02.000 Election day voters haven't even started to count.

03:57:06.000 Okay, let's go to Steven Crowder right now and we'll go back to you guys.

03:57:09.000 Steven Crowder, we appreciate you being with us.

03:57:12.000 At 11, 12 Central Time, Texas Time. 0.99

03:57:16.000 Hey, screw you! 1.00

03:57:17.000 I appreciate you being with me. 1.00

03:57:19.000 I'm not on your show, you're on my show, you son of a... Can I say... I don't know, yours is broadcast on radio too, so I can't... No, say you piece of filth. 0.99

03:57:27.000 Okay, you piece of glorious filth. 1.00

03:57:30.000 I was just saying, sorry, I had to brush my teeth because, you know, we don't have these commercial breaks here, and I hate the doggy pile that happens with people like you. 0.98

03:57:37.000 I usually send to people, hey, promote this on social media, and I realize, sorry, you can't.

03:57:42.000 And so I said, that's wrong.

03:57:44.000 Even though I disagree with you more than a lot of people who used to host you, I just can't get on board with people who don't support you afterwards.

03:57:53.000 So I'm glad to have you on here tonight.

03:57:55.000 And what is the best site, Alex, for people who are tuning into my stream here?

03:58:00.000 That would be InfoWars.com or NewsWars.com or ElectionNight.News.

03:58:06.000 But listen, you're here with us.

03:58:08.000 We love you.

03:58:10.000 Your bet.

03:58:11.000 Is Trump winning?

03:58:12.000 Is Trump losing?

03:58:13.000 Yeah.

03:58:13.000 I think Trump's winning.

03:58:14.000 Put it on the line.

03:58:15.000 Yeah, so I did a whole kind of breakdown early on in the show with early voting and with the percentage of the early vote and what kind of a gap there needed to be.

03:58:22.000 Thus far, I've been right about all of it except for Arizona, which seems to me like there was a little bit of an early call.

03:58:29.000 Arizona's a little bit tough because there have been some serious demographic changes.

03:58:33.000 But right now, I think one thing Alex Jones and everybody else sort of gets wrong is, what's going on there, Court of Black Carrot?

03:58:40.000 What's going on here is Joe Biden needs to run the board.

03:58:43.000 People act like Donald Trump does.

03:58:44.000 Donald Trump, he just needs to win Michigan or Pennsylvania and then he can win Wisconsin and Michigan.

03:58:50.000 He can win Wisconsin and Pennsylvania.

03:58:52.000 Joe Biden, even at this point, let's assume he does win Arizona, he needs to win Michigan and Pennsylvania, the big, or he needs to win Minnesota, Wisconsin, and then Michigan or Pennsylvania.

03:59:03.000 So there are still fewer options for Joe Biden at this point.

03:59:06.000 And I will say this.

03:59:08.000 I don't know, you know, and this could go either way.

03:59:11.000 It doesn't change what I do.

03:59:13.000 What I do, my problem is with the media, right?

03:59:15.000 No one's going to be making a highlight reel out of me because I'm going to light up a nice cigar either way.

03:59:19.000 But I am surprised to see Donald Trump outperforming, out-punting his coverage from 2016 in Philadelphia and seeing how he's doing better with black men, black women, Latinos, and we haven't had the same kind of demographic shifts in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin that we saw in Arizona.

03:59:37.000 It bodes well for him.

03:59:39.000 You know, it's anyone's game, but it does bode well for him.

03:59:41.000 Gun to my head, I still bet that Donald Trump wins.

03:59:45.000 Well, I hope that's the case.

03:59:46.000 Steven Crowder is here with us on election night.

03:59:51.000 No, I mean, I am not the mathematician like you are, but I'm seeing some of the same numbers you're seeing.

03:59:59.000 What do you think is going to happen if Trump wins versus Trump loses?

04:00:03.000 What does Trump need to do if he wins versus if the Democrats win?

04:00:07.000 What's going to happen?

04:00:08.000 So if Donald Trump wins, we're going to see some civil unrest.

04:00:11.000 Elijah Schaffer, I believe, is on the ground in D.C.

04:00:13.000 who we'll be checking in with because he said that they already have apparently pallets of bricks have been appearing like power-ups.

04:00:19.000 ups and Mario 3 out of nowhere. So I think if Donald Trump actually, if he wins, I think

04:00:25.000 he actually needs to probably move pretty quickly in quelling any civil unrest. And

04:00:30.000 I don't mean quelling any protests, that's fine, but civil unrest that could harm fellow

04:00:35.000 Americans.

04:00:36.000 You mean quelling murder and burning and death?

04:00:40.000 Primarily, yes. Yes, exactly. I have no problem if someone wants to go out with their signs

04:00:45.000 and shout that someone's a racist or wave a shaman stick over some poppies.

04:00:48.000 That doesn't bother me one bit.

04:00:50.000 But if they start burning down a Walgreens, I think Donald Trump's going to need to stop that pretty quickly.

04:00:54.000 If Joe Biden wins, I think they're still going to be right.

04:00:58.000 Here's the thing.

04:00:58.000 In Los Angeles, in Beverly Hills, they're boarding up.

04:01:01.000 They're boarding up their shops.

04:01:03.000 And that's obviously not because of Trump supporters, right?

04:01:06.000 What is so shocking to me, I shouldn't say shocking, but what is very difficult for me to comprehend is that these places, right, they oppose Donald Trump and they're boarding up their stores like Austin.

04:01:17.000 When has anyone ever boarded up a store because they're afraid of, quote-unquote, the Proud Boys?

04:01:21.000 No, no, they know who's rioting and looting and they know that if Donald Trump wins this in a fair election that they can expect their own stuff to be burned down, you know? 0.99

04:01:29.000 Please, kill me last. 0.99

04:01:31.000 Well, okay. 1.00

04:01:32.000 I guess you're last.

04:01:32.000 By the way, Steven Crowder, are you wearing a shoulder holster firearm right now?

04:01:38.000 I am wearing a shoulder holster right now.

04:01:39.000 I'm wearing the same shoulder holster that I wore at Jared Foster's there in Austin.

04:01:45.000 Yeah, it's an old .357 Magnum.

04:01:47.000 That's a 7 shot, or 8 shot actually, just because I wanted to go classic.

04:01:50.000 I wanted to go old, dirty, hairy look. 0.74

04:01:52.000 I know that you're probably carrying a firearm, but it's probably in the waistband. 0.95

04:01:55.000 I just, I said this earlier to Ben Shapiro of the Daily Wire, folks.

04:01:59.000 The reason I wear it is my wife likes suspenders, but I'm not Larry King.

04:02:03.000 And I came home one day in this, and she got very handsy.

04:02:08.000 So now I wear it at every opportunity.

04:02:10.000 No, I agree.

04:02:10.000 When I come home, I have like machine gun belts and like hand grenades.

04:02:15.000 My wife gets so excited. 0.99

04:02:17.000 Yeah, well, just don't dirty talk and tell her to pull the pin. 1.00

04:02:22.000 What is that giant bottle of liquor you've got right there?

04:02:25.000 Well, I would say it's Wildfowl 102 because they're not a sponsor.

04:02:32.000 But, you know, it's nice.

04:02:34.000 I actually haven't had that much to drink tonight.

04:02:36.000 I was planning on it when Donald Trump won, but I haven't been doing that.

04:02:39.000 Seems to me like you guys might have been doing a little bit of drinking tonight.

04:02:42.000 I think I've had a couple drinks.

04:02:46.000 I've been drinking.

04:02:47.000 I never know with you, Alex, because sometimes you're like, I'll talk with you, I'll be like, oh, maybe we can go grab a drink.

04:02:51.000 You're like, no, I'm not drinking anymore.

04:02:53.000 I stopped.

04:02:53.000 My sleep is better.

04:02:54.000 And then you're like, oh, I'm drinking again.

04:02:56.000 So I never know what's going on and off of it.

04:02:59.000 I did like four months last year and I'm drinking lots of 30 pounds, but let's get serious.

04:03:03.000 Steven Crowder.

04:03:04.000 Okay, I was.

04:03:05.000 2020 election.

04:03:06.000 How epic is this?

04:03:08.000 And it's so nail-biting.

04:03:10.000 Like, is Trump going to win?

04:03:11.000 Like, what are the latest numbers?

04:03:12.000 I want to hear.

04:03:13.000 I just want to be here with Steven Crowder.

04:03:15.000 We've got Ode Schroeder in the other studio.

04:03:17.000 I mean, what's the latest numbers?

04:03:19.000 What's happening right now?

04:03:20.000 Well, I don't know what's going on.

04:03:21.000 Is there anything that's new that's developed there?

04:03:22.000 Hold on, Reg the Bandit is here with me.

04:03:24.000 I don't think that anything has been called right now in this period of time, but Reg the Bandit, is there something new that I should know about?

04:03:29.000 The AP did call Minnesota for Biden.

04:03:31.000 Okay.

04:03:32.000 But, you know, that's how it was looking anyway.

04:03:34.000 Okay, so Minnesota's gone to Biden.

04:03:36.000 That doesn't really necessarily surprise me.

04:03:38.000 Yeah, I had Roger Stone on like 20 minutes ago.

04:03:40.000 He's like, I think Arizona's preemptive.

04:03:44.000 They came out and now Arizona's not sure, right?

04:03:49.000 Some places are saying Arizona is preemptive, but it doesn't seem like anyone is saying that it was called wrong.

04:03:55.000 They were saying that it might have been called a little bit too soon.

04:03:58.000 Listen, I don't know that that's necessarily foul play.

04:04:01.000 I just think people are eager to try and call something first.

04:04:03.000 So it really does come down to Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania.

04:04:06.000 And if Donald Trump wins two of those, he wins.

04:04:09.000 It really is.

04:04:10.000 Listen, it's anyone's game.

04:04:11.000 They haven't called Iowa, as far as I know.

04:04:12.000 That's obviously Donald Trump.

04:04:15.000 And they haven't called North Carolina or Georgia.

04:04:18.000 So let me ask you this question, Steven Crowder, with your great audience right now tuning in.

04:04:21.000 What happens if the left wins versus what happens if Trump wins?

04:04:26.000 What do they do?

04:04:27.000 Like, what's their victory dance versus their defeat event?

04:04:32.000 Well, I think, you know, remember the song, the Mexican Hat Dance?

04:04:36.000 It's similar, only no hat.

04:04:39.000 They just dance on Mexicans. 1.00

04:04:44.000 That makes sense. 0.99

04:04:45.000 My point is they just stomp people.

04:04:48.000 That's what they do.

04:04:48.000 I don't think it really matters.

04:04:49.000 I think maybe they might put Eddie Haskell in and put on a nice face for a couple of days if Joe Biden wins.

04:04:55.000 But I think it's pretty tough to put that genie back in the bottle when people are ready to burn stuff down right now if Trump wins.

04:05:03.000 I think there's still going to be some destruction.

04:05:04.000 I come from Montreal.

04:05:05.000 Listen, if the Montreal Canadiens won the Stanley Cup, our city rioted.

04:05:09.000 If they lost, our city rioted.

04:05:10.000 So what happens though if Trump wins?

04:05:12.000 If Trump wins, I expect there to be some significant violence in the street.

04:05:16.000 You're absolutely right, because...

04:05:19.000 They want power.

04:05:20.000 They want political domination.

04:05:22.000 Right.

04:05:22.000 And so they want fascism, so they're going to do it.

04:05:25.000 The only question is, how bad is it going to be?

04:05:28.000 Yeah, I don't know how bad it's going to be, but I wouldn't be surprised at all if this, if it dwarfed the kind of riots that we've seen over the year of, you know, 2020, or I guess I should say earlier in the year in 2020, over the course of the next couple of weeks.

04:05:42.000 Steven Crowder, I gotta say it.

04:05:43.000 I agree with you.

04:05:44.000 Yeah.

04:05:44.000 I hate it.

04:05:45.000 I don't want that to be the case.

04:05:46.000 Yeah.

04:05:47.000 You can't have a gallon of whiskey on your desk without taking the top off and drinking at least five ounces right now.

04:05:53.000 I can't do it.

04:05:55.000 I'm carrying, Alex.

04:05:57.000 I'm not going to commit a crime.

04:05:59.000 You should know better.

04:06:01.000 Oh, you're concealed carrying under Texas law.

04:06:04.000 You're not driving a vehicle though.

04:06:06.000 I'm not driving a vehicle and technically I'm open carrying.

04:06:08.000 So you know what?

04:06:08.000 All right.

04:06:11.000 Five ounces, I think?

04:06:12.000 Five ounces!

04:06:13.000 I'm not going to open five ounces because I have to finish a broadcast here, Alex.

04:06:19.000 You're going to do a great job.

04:06:20.000 You know what I wish?

04:06:21.000 A hundred mugs.

04:06:22.000 Thank you for- look.

04:06:23.000 Blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub blub. 0.66

04:06:25.000 You know what I wish? I wish- I wish it was a shell. A hundred mugs.

04:06:27.000 That's probably five- That's five shots.

04:06:29.000 That's probably five shots.

04:06:30.000 I wish that we had, uh, those big ice cubes.

04:06:33.000 You know, so it doesn't dilute over the course of the show.

04:06:35.000 Big, juicy ones, yeah.

04:06:35.000 Yeah, I thought we had some, but unfortunately my wife used them for some kind of a project she found on Etsy, so, you know, I beat her without mercy.

04:06:42.000 Some kind of ice project?

04:06:43.000 Here we go.

04:06:44.000 Oh, oh.

04:06:46.000 Oh, oh, oh.

04:06:49.000 You can see there's a little bit in there.

04:06:51.000 Now, keep in mind, Joe Rogan couldn't peer pressure me to drink Gentleman Jack the way you just did for two reasons. 0.99

04:06:57.000 One, Gentleman Jack sucks.

04:06:59.000 Two, I understand that you have my best interest at heart. 0.99

04:07:03.000 I feel like Joe Rogan just wanted to argue with me about pot.

04:07:06.000 I love you.

04:07:08.000 But I think that you just want me to have a good time.

04:07:10.000 The truth is, Stephen, we're going to get married.

04:07:16.000 Oh, hey, and by the way, Alex Jones, we do have to get going.

04:07:19.000 Did you read that Bloomberg article, by the way, that came out?

04:07:23.000 No, which one?

04:07:24.000 Okay, because I was worried that you might, because there was this Bloomberg article came out that was a hit piece where they asked me about you and I said like, oh yeah, I said I had him on.

04:07:32.000 I said I disagree with Alex Jones on a whole lot but obviously he's an interesting character and I don't like the doggy pile and so I feel compelled to have him on.

04:07:38.000 And then in the article he just said Steven Crowder said he was an interesting character.

04:07:42.000 So if it comes down to it, I've got the full phone call recorded.

04:07:45.000 I actually was quite nice.

04:07:47.000 Hey, I disagree with me a lot.

04:07:50.000 I love your show.

04:07:51.000 Here's the thing.

04:07:51.000 I watch you.

04:07:53.000 I watch you on my TV.

04:07:54.000 I, like, go to your channel.

04:07:56.000 We watch it with the kids.

04:07:57.000 So I watch you every day, so I'm like, I know you.

04:07:59.000 So I don't care if you attack me. 0.98

04:08:00.000 I deserve to be attacked. 0.98

04:08:00.000 No, no, no. 0.98

04:08:01.000 The point is, Alex, I didn't attack you.

04:08:02.000 This was, this whole piece was, I was going, ah, maybe Alex needs to know.

04:08:05.000 No, no.

04:08:05.000 They misrepresented everything.

04:08:06.000 I get it.

04:08:07.000 Because you are an interesting character.

04:08:07.000 I get it.

04:08:08.000 But I don't read what they say and believe it, so.

04:08:10.000 Yeah, you are an interesting character.

04:08:12.000 You know that.

04:08:12.000 But that's not an insult.

04:08:13.000 You are a character.

04:08:14.000 And I don't mean you're playing a character.

04:08:16.000 It's like, You're a character.

04:08:17.000 You're a guy.

04:08:18.000 You're a character.

04:08:19.000 We're all characters.

04:08:20.000 So, gut level, is Trump going to be president tomorrow morning?

04:08:23.000 Uh, gut level, yes.

04:08:26.000 What do you think?

04:08:26.000 I agree.

04:08:27.000 Okay, good.

04:08:27.000 Alright.

04:08:28.000 I mean, he better be.

04:08:28.000 My god, if that walking corpse is the president and people buy into that, I...

04:08:35.000 I tell you what, have you actually tried to watch a full Biden rally?

04:08:39.000 I don't mean five or ten minutes, a full Biden rally.

04:08:42.000 No, no, no, I agree with you.

04:08:43.000 I agree with you.

04:08:44.000 Everybody's like, oh, it's out of context.

04:08:46.000 I've sat there like five or six times and watched like an hour.

04:08:50.000 It's worse than the clips.

04:08:52.000 It's like, what the hell is this?

04:08:55.000 And I tell you what, I know that you've had a few, Alex.

04:08:57.000 And you're still far more articulate than Joe Biden when he's on speed.

04:09:02.000 By the way, right now they're saying on CNN that Joe Biden is to make a statement shortly.

04:09:07.000 So I wonder what that's about.

04:09:08.000 Please don't tell me he's saying, I'm going to pull the switcheroo with Carmela.

04:09:11.000 I get it's come on, but I wanted to hear the racism.

04:09:13.000 He said it in Axios this morning.

04:09:15.000 This morning in Axios he said, I'm gonna assert power and declare myself the winner

04:09:21.000 and the media's gonna declare me the winner.

04:09:22.000 So we're about to see history right now Crowder. 0.92

04:09:25.000 Oh my God.

04:09:26.000 Actually, I've had nothing to drink today, okay?

04:09:27.000 Okay, well that's fair.

04:09:29.000 So you haven't had any domesticated foul 102?

04:09:32.000 And Joe Biden's not a CHICOM agent.

04:09:36.000 I've never had one drink in my life, and Joe Biden is not a trader.

04:09:40.000 Alright, InfoWars.com.

04:09:41.000 Alex, we do have to get going, but I appreciate you being on, brother, and maybe you're right, I do want to stay tuned here for this next statement.

04:09:48.000 I think he just hung up on us.

04:09:50.000 Iowa and Montana are going for Trump.

04:09:54.000 Remember Iowa was supposed to be a swing state.

04:09:58.000 On Wayne County, he's outperforming 2016 in Wayne County, he's outperforming in Grand Rapids, and it just keeps getting bigger.

04:10:05.000 300,000 vote lead roughly in Michigan right now, 600,000 vote lead in Pennsylvania.

04:10:08.000 Does it just me or does Gerald sound a little low?

04:10:12.000 I think you might need to turn it towards you.

04:10:14.000 You guys didn't put on your bulletproof vest!

04:10:16.000 Oh, I didn't know.

04:10:17.000 So that was Alex Jones.

04:10:19.000 Again, the promo code is CROWDERELECTIONSTREAM and you get $30 off.

04:10:24.000 Folks, listen.

04:10:25.000 If you want four more years of this...

04:10:27.000 Does anyone know what Biden is going to do?

04:10:29.000 Do you think he's going to try and declare victory?

04:10:30.000 you don't. Crowd our election stream, that's the hashtag, that's the promo code, you get $30 off

04:10:34.000 and you get to spend every day with us where we read your chats, where we spend time with you.

04:10:38.000 Maybe in a little bit we can actually read some chats from people in the blaze, I don't know if

04:10:41.000 we necessarily have any. Does anyone know what Biden is going to do? Do you think he's going

04:10:45.000 to try and declare victory? No, I think he's saying go to bed. What do you, what do you,

04:10:50.000 so everybody sleep on it?

04:10:52.000 Well, we're not going to find out tonight?

04:10:54.000 That's probably what it is.

04:10:56.000 You guys can just leave the camera on the studio and I'm going to stick around.

04:11:00.000 He is up way past his bedtime.

04:11:03.000 It's a recorded statement, come on.

04:11:05.000 He never gets to Tuesday evening without calling a lid.

04:11:08.000 Okay guys, we don't need to push.

04:11:10.000 Guys, I've been in bed for six hours.

04:11:12.000 I hope things are going well.

04:11:13.000 I'll tell you what.

04:11:14.000 You guys know me.

04:11:15.000 I'm an old man.

04:11:16.000 I'm always asleep by 10.

04:11:18.000 Oh, for sure.

04:11:18.000 So this is what I think Biden's going to say.

04:11:20.000 I think he's going to say, it's clear that we're not going to have the results tonight.

04:11:26.000 So he's going to say, I'm not conceding and I'm calling a night.

04:11:30.000 That's what I kind of think.

04:11:31.000 I think this is just him calling a night.

04:11:32.000 I do think Donald Trump has made a statement about the Iowa going red.

04:11:36.000 Oh, really?

04:11:37.000 Oh, we have Donald Trump calling Iowa for us.

04:11:40.000 Do we know what he's saying at all?

04:11:41.000 Yeah, we'll see.

04:11:42.000 It's Trump.

04:11:46.000 Oh, Iowa.

04:11:48.000 Some may call you a flyover.

04:11:51.000 But I don't.

04:11:51.000 I love ya.

04:11:53.000 Cause I love all states.

04:11:56.000 Except New Jersey.

04:12:00.000 Wow.

04:12:00.000 Well, you know what?

04:12:02.000 I can't say it's inaccurate.

04:12:04.000 He's been factual all night.

04:12:06.000 Yes, that's true.

04:12:07.000 You know, people say fake news.

04:12:08.000 I say New Jersey's a cesspool.

04:12:13.000 Sounds real.

04:12:14.000 Do we know how close we are to calling Wisconsin at all?

04:12:18.000 Are we close?

04:12:18.000 Because that's when we're going to have the dog, of course, attack.

04:12:21.000 You know, Wisconsin, that was, what, 1.30 a.m.

04:12:26.000 in 2016?

04:12:27.000 Yeah, it seems like it's still a ways off.

04:12:29.000 And actually, we'll be ready to check in with Eve and Brendan in maybe about a minute.

04:12:35.000 You guys let me know when he's ready because he'll be preparing to be attacked by Ice the dog.

04:12:40.000 Can we just do it for fun?

04:12:41.000 Let's pull Arizona off then.

04:12:42.000 We gotta wait until they call, but I just want to check in and make sure he's at the ready.

04:12:45.000 Okay.

04:12:45.000 Boom.

04:12:46.000 Boom.

04:12:46.000 So what were you about to say there, uh?

04:12:47.000 Oh, I was just gonna say Fox News retracted their call of Arizona.

04:12:51.000 Oh! 0.60

04:12:51.000 Really? 0.60

04:12:52.000 Really?

04:12:52.000 Okay, so...

04:12:53.000 Wow.

04:12:53.000 Who knows?

04:12:54.000 Who knows?

04:12:54.000 Let's pull Arizona off, then.

04:12:56.000 I think we should pull Arizona off the map, because I think that's some bullshit. 0.99

04:13:00.000 Yeah, and I think I... 0.99

04:13:01.000 I don't need any more justification than that, do I?

04:13:04.000 It's my show!

04:13:05.000 No, that sounds reasonable.

04:13:06.000 It's my show! 1.00

04:13:07.000 That was just some bullshit. 1.00

04:13:08.000 It's some bullshitson. 1.00

04:13:11.000 I don't think Arizona was called too soon.

04:13:14.000 I think Arizona might go to Biden.

04:13:15.000 That was the one that I thought would go to Biden just because of the consistent leads until the recent polls that had switched.

04:13:22.000 But I still wouldn't be surprised to see Donald Trump win Arizona by a point.

04:13:25.000 I'm a little surprised, I would say.

04:13:26.000 I thought it was going to be razor thin, down to the wire.

04:13:29.000 With him, 200 and something thousand votes right now, that's a little more than I thought.

04:13:32.000 Unless, like you said, they haven't counted all the in-person votes, they're saying it's too early, and we'll see kind of how it shakes out.

04:13:37.000 Do we know if they've not counted the in-person votes with Arizona versus the mail-in votes?

04:13:41.000 Do we know with that state?

04:13:42.000 I think they have not counted.

04:13:44.000 The mail, the absentee votes.

04:13:47.000 I think that's what's outstanding, so that doesn't seem as promising.

04:13:51.000 Well, hold on, let me see.

04:13:52.000 The New York Times is reporting that 93% of counties, so 14 out of 15, have reported their absentee votes.

04:13:59.000 Okay.

04:14:00.000 So, you know, again, where that final number comes out, not entirely sure.

04:14:03.000 Do they say, is that New York Times?

04:14:05.000 Yes, New York Times.

04:14:06.000 Do they say how much of the same-day voting has been reported?

04:14:11.000 This looks like 76%.

04:14:12.000 Okay, so there's more of the absentee votes counted than the same day.

04:14:16.000 So I think the governor's statement was we haven't counted all of the in-person votes.

04:14:20.000 I thought that's what the governor said.

04:14:21.000 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.

04:14:22.000 So in other words, but you're saying 93% of the counties have counted their absentee votes and only 70-something percent of today's votes.

04:14:30.000 I think this is an overall number.

04:14:31.000 Honestly, the website is not very clear from the New York Times, but we can dig into that data and see what else we've got there.

04:14:36.000 Okay, I think right now we lost CNN for a little bit.

04:14:38.000 We're trying to get the stream back up.

04:14:39.000 It's okay.

04:14:41.000 You know, this is one of those things that... Can we check in with Brendan then and see if he's ready?

04:14:45.000 Maybe that might be something to do right now as we wait.

04:14:47.000 All right, let's check in even Brendan and Ice the Dog, who will be attacking him later.

04:14:51.000 Even Brendan, can you hear us, sir?

04:14:55.000 Yeah, he's right there.

04:14:56.000 Okay, he's getting ready to be attacked by a dog when we call Wisconsin.

04:14:59.000 That's his home state.

04:14:59.000 I cannot wait for this.

04:15:00.000 He would have to drive two hours just to go to a Chick-fil-A.

04:15:02.000 Really?

04:15:02.000 What's he wearing?

04:15:04.000 He's wearing a bodysuit.

04:15:07.000 He's wearing a body suit.

04:15:08.000 Looks like a sumo wrestling suit.

04:15:10.000 Is that pillows in it?

04:15:12.000 It's padded.

04:15:13.000 It's padded.

04:15:13.000 These are technical things you need not worry yourself with.

04:15:16.000 It's a padded suit because he's going to be attacked by a belt.

04:15:18.000 That's a big dog.

04:15:18.000 Yeah, it's a big dog.

04:15:20.000 It's a very big dog.

04:15:20.000 It's going to hurt a lot, but he volunteered for this.

04:15:23.000 And by volunteered, I mean it was in his contract.

04:15:25.000 Brendan, did you volunteer for this?

04:15:25.000 He knew.

04:15:27.000 Well, we can't hear him.

04:15:28.000 We don't have a microphone.

04:15:30.000 Are we going to have a microphone when we actually attack him there, Tim from HR?

04:15:35.000 We're gonna have a microphone when he gets mauled, right?

04:15:38.000 We have to hear the screaming.

04:15:39.000 Yeah, we have to hear the screaming. 0.99

04:15:40.000 Hey, Tim from HR, we're gonna have a microphone when Brendan gets mauled, right?

04:15:44.000 Okay, right now I can't hear him. 1.00

04:15:45.000 I just see his stupid little Liberty Bell-looking haircut. 1.00

04:15:51.000 He doesn't even know. 1.00

04:15:53.000 Alright, that's enough from even Brendan.

04:15:54.000 Let's see, let's go back to CNN now with John King.

04:15:57.000 Oh my god!

04:15:59.000 That's a 12 point lead for Trump in Michigan.

04:16:01.000 How much of the vote has come in in Michigan?

04:16:02.000 Can't see it yet.

04:16:03.000 61% is a 15 point lead.

04:16:03.000 And in Pennsylvania, 61%.

04:16:05.000 Wisconsin, 70% is a 51.

04:16:05.000 Here's what it comes down to.

04:16:05.000 And in Pennsylvania 61% is a 15 point lead.

04:16:11.000 Wisconsin 70% is a 51.

04:16:15.000 Here's what it comes down to.

04:16:16.000 Wisconsin, Milwaukee and Madison.

04:16:19.000 With Milwaukee and Madison, if that has already come in and he's already at a lead, then it's over in Wisconsin.

04:16:25.000 I think Milwaukee is going to come in toward the end of the night, so that's sort of a wild card there.

04:16:31.000 It's a wild card, but again, because he's doing better with black voters, and there still are in Milwaukee a lot of... Hey look!

04:16:36.000 Half-Asian Bill's wearing his vest! 1.00

04:16:38.000 That's 44 Magnum proof! 0.67

04:16:39.000 You know, I feel like I need to be negotiating a hostage release right now.

04:16:43.000 He looks tough.

04:16:44.000 This is the classic, like...

04:16:45.000 I just walked up.

04:16:46.000 I'm drinking this terrible coffee.

04:16:48.000 Crumple up the styrofoam.

04:16:49.000 Boom! 0.99

04:16:49.000 Jump! 0.99

04:16:50.000 I don't care!

04:16:50.000 All right, NCIS.

04:16:54.000 This is my case now, son of a bitch. 1.00

04:16:57.000 They brought in the feds. 1.00

04:16:58.000 They don't know anything about my town.

04:17:01.000 They think they know how to do my job better than me on this boardwalk.

04:17:03.000 When was the last time they set foot on this boardwalk?

04:17:05.000 Never.

04:17:05.000 That's when...

04:17:10.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

04:17:11.000 Smart jurisdiction!

04:17:12.000 Send in Cockburn! 0.81

04:17:14.000 A lot of talk about jurisdiction.

04:17:15.000 A lot of talk about jurisdiction.

04:17:17.000 Gosh, you're always on the case.

04:17:18.000 Which is kind of par for the course tonight.

04:17:21.000 We're all talking about jurisdiction.

04:17:23.000 It needs to be more classic, like, you know, they all show up and they're like, no, no, you have to do it.

04:17:27.000 Right.

04:17:27.000 No, you have to do it.

04:17:28.000 No, you.

04:17:28.000 Hey, by the way, I didn't pour or drink five ounces of that whiskey.

04:17:33.000 Whaaat?

04:17:33.000 Because I saw how Alex Jones was talking.

04:17:37.000 You mean well?

04:17:38.000 I think in like two hours Alex is going to be like, I was with Stephen and Stephen drank 97 hours.

04:17:44.000 He drank the whole bottle.

04:17:46.000 Listen, folks, folks, folks, listen.

04:17:48.000 I don't want to speak out of turn and I know that the media is going to take this out of context.

04:17:52.000 I watched Stephen Crowder drink.

04:17:55.000 Two giant three liter bottles of wild turkey whiskey.

04:17:58.000 I have the documents.

04:18:00.000 And they infected, knowingly, Guatemala with gonorrhea as an experiment of biochemical warfare. 0.99

04:18:07.000 Now, I like Stephen.

04:18:08.000 He's got a lot of good qualities.

04:18:09.000 But he's an alcoholic.

04:18:12.000 Look, it takes one to know one.

04:18:13.000 Never mind, he encouraged you to do it.

04:18:16.000 Alex Jones is an entertaining character.

04:18:18.000 He absolutely is an entertaining character.

04:18:20.000 Alright, let me ask you guys.

04:18:22.000 Gut, does Trump win?

04:18:23.000 Yes.

04:18:24.000 Gut, does Trump win?

04:18:25.000 Barely.

04:18:26.000 Gut, does Trump win?

04:18:27.000 Barely, I'm gonna say.

04:18:28.000 Gut, does Trump win?

04:18:30.000 Close, yeah.

04:18:30.000 Gut, audio aid.

04:18:31.000 Yes, he wins.

04:18:32.000 Yeah, I would say barely too.

04:18:35.000 What does barely mean to you guys?

04:18:36.000 I don't think he wins Wisconsin in one of us.

04:18:39.000 I don't see any surprises on this map right now.

04:18:42.000 What do you know?

04:18:44.000 I'm right there.

04:18:46.000 There's nothing that he won last time that he is losing on this map.

04:18:51.000 Other than Arizona right now.

04:18:52.000 Yeah, the Arizona we took off.

04:18:54.000 I'll say that there is some confusion on Twitter.

04:18:57.000 Several high-level accounts that were verified were saying that Trump had retracted it, but Fox now says... New checkmarks, man.

04:19:03.000 Per a network source that they have not retracted it, but none of the other networks have called Arizona for either candidate.

04:19:11.000 So that still seems to be in place.

04:19:13.000 But as for my gut feeling, I looked at the electoral map and there are several scenarios where Trump gets in the 270s, 280s that are all very workable.

04:19:24.000 Let me ask you this.

04:19:27.000 Show of hands, and we'll just show the long shot here.

04:19:30.000 Who thinks that Trump wins at least one of either Michigan or Pennsylvania?

04:19:39.000 Yeah, I think so.

04:19:42.000 That is huge.

04:19:43.000 Because then, who thinks that he wins one of the other Midwestern states, being Wisconsin or Pennsylvania?

04:19:49.000 I think he probably does.

04:19:50.000 Yeah, I think he wins Michigan.

04:19:51.000 I really thought he, I think he wins Pennsylvania if not for voter fraud.

04:19:54.000 And I don't want to be that person who says, oh Donald Trump wins if not for voter fraud period.

04:19:58.000 No, I'm not talking about a national level.

04:19:59.000 Pennsylvania specifically is rife with voter fraud.

04:20:02.000 I don't know if we have that segment or if you can bring it up, the voter fraud segment, but a lot of those ballots discarded and a lot of double registration and a lot of extending the deadline always happens in Pennsylvania.

04:20:12.000 It's well known that Pennsylvania is a hotbed for voter fraud.

04:20:14.000 Yeah, look what CNN's reporting right now.

04:20:16.000 They're saying they just showed a 15% lead by Donald Trump, with 61% of the estimated vote having come in.

04:20:22.000 Though, of course, you've got a huge number of absentee ballots that have not been tallied and will be, according to what Gerald and Reg are saying, will be counted by maybe Thursday or Friday.

04:20:33.000 So I think there's going to be a lot of nail-biting that happens.

04:20:36.000 And I really am confident that, yes, there are a lot of paths, but I think it all ends in Pennsylvania.

04:20:45.000 Trump wins both Wisconsin and Michigan, then it doesn't matter.

04:20:47.000 I think Wisconsin's the toss-up.

04:20:47.000 Yeah.

04:20:49.000 I think Michigan's looking really, really strong for him right now.

04:20:52.000 I think he's outperforming by like 70 or 80,000 votes in Wayne County if the projections just extrapolate out.

04:20:58.000 Let me ask you this.

04:20:58.000 What do you think is ethical with Pennsylvania?

04:21:01.000 Because, you know, some people said we should know election night.

04:21:04.000 Some people said we should wait until all the votes are counted.

04:21:06.000 What do you think is the ethical thing to do in Pennsylvania?

04:21:08.000 Do we wait two, three weeks?

04:21:10.000 Do we count all the way into December?

04:21:13.000 No, there's no system under the law, the current structure of how votes are counted in Pennsylvania that should allow us to be going weeks and weeks out.

04:21:21.000 Even the officials there are saying we'll be able to count them by Friday.

04:21:24.000 And for us to have some kind of question about a couple of days of counting, or even to early next week, terrible, not ideal, not great, a lot of consternation, a lot of up in the air that's not ideal.

04:21:35.000 But we have to, you know, be the group that believes in democracy.

04:21:40.000 Even if we are going to call out problems with these votes.

04:21:43.000 And trust me, I don't think there's going to be anything good that's going to come out of looking at these votes in terms of how they're actually being counted and the concern that we have about how these mail-in ballots actually got there and how they're being counted.

04:21:56.000 Or more importantly, which ones get through.

04:21:58.000 My worry is that when you count after Election Day that the postmarking can be funged a little bit.

04:22:04.000 You know what I mean?

04:22:05.000 That you don't necessarily know if they came in before election time.

04:22:09.000 As far as I'm concerned, if you're an adult, you get your ballot in before election day.

04:22:12.000 And you get your ballot in so that it can be counted by election day.

04:22:15.000 And I understand that some states... But again, people, what they often do is they say, well, this doesn't mean the rule.

04:22:19.000 In states like Ohio, there was the governor of Ohio.

04:22:21.000 What's his name?

04:22:21.000 DeWine?

04:22:22.000 What's his name?

04:22:23.000 De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De... De I mean, I feel like CNN is about to just be like, oh yeah, Biden, 290, goodnight.

04:22:23.000 DeWine?

04:22:23.000 DeWitt?

04:22:37.000 Well, don't you notice that CNN, they don't have Texas filled in, they don't have Iowa filled in.

04:22:41.000 This is what's so telling.

04:22:43.000 And by the way, I don't know if there's any other stream out there, Reg the Bandit, if they're telling us if there's a stream out there like ABC, NBC, CBS, where it's either more accurate or they're more on meltdown.

04:22:52.000 But listen, I think they're nervous, and I think we're nervous, and I think that that's fair.

04:22:55.000 Listen, I never told you that Donald Trump was going to win, but I think that people are going to be surprised.

04:23:00.000 And they wanted you to think that Donald Trump was going to, that Georgia was a toss-up, that North Carolina was a toss-up, that Florida, Ohio.

04:23:07.000 What did I tell you tonight?

04:23:08.000 I said, the ones I'm most confident about here are Florida, Ohio, and Iowa.

04:23:12.000 And those are called.

04:23:13.000 And they're by big margins.

04:23:14.000 So now we're seeing on the New York Times that they are, with their little meter or whatever that is, that the margin is plus 7 for Trump, 81% reporting, but their forecast is 67% Biden.

04:23:29.000 For which state?

04:23:30.000 Georgia.

04:23:31.000 For Georgia. 0.54

04:23:32.000 Does that mean because there hasn't been Atlanta counted or something like that in Georgia?

04:23:37.000 Not entirely clear, but yeah, they're saying tilting Biden in terms of a win probability.

04:23:43.000 Now, not a heavy switch, just kind of slightly left of center.

04:23:47.000 Atlanta would probably swing Biden. 0.83

04:23:50.000 Atlanta would swing Biden for sure.

04:23:52.000 It looked like they just counted Atlanta.

04:23:54.000 They're counting Atlanta now, and Biden is up 0.5 on the New York Times A little meter that I have there.

04:24:03.000 So, you know... Overall?

04:24:05.000 With 81% reporting, yeah, overall.

04:24:07.000 Of the vote in Georgia?

04:24:08.000 Yeah, less than one point.

04:24:09.000 How much of that is early voting versus how much of that is same-day voting?

04:24:13.000 Yeah, they're breaking it down by county, but not by earlier, you know... I mean, Trump still has a seven-point lead with 81% of the vote in Georgia on CNN right now.

04:24:24.000 Is that updated?

04:24:26.000 Well, I think maybe they're a little bit late.

04:24:30.000 If Trump were to actually lose Georgia, you probably could come pretty close to calling that election.

04:24:34.000 It's very unlikely.

04:24:35.000 I think it's going to be pretty indicative.

04:24:37.000 So some interesting data on the New York Times.

04:24:39.000 They've got a little section specifically for Georgia that talks about what's changed from 2016 in precincts where voting is complete.

04:24:47.000 And you have seen a plus 14 for Trump and plus 12 for Trump in majority Hispanic and Cuban neighborhoods.

04:24:55.000 Plus six with How did Cubans make their way to Georgia? 1.00

04:25:01.000 You can't raft across land.

04:25:03.000 It's the next place north.

04:25:04.000 They get into Florida, they're like, you know, I'm not into swamps.

04:25:08.000 They go to Georgia.

04:25:09.000 There you go.

04:25:10.000 A little less swampy.

04:25:11.000 Hey, they finally called Florida on CNN.

04:25:13.000 Hey! 0.99

04:25:14.000 Oh, they got around.

04:25:16.000 So here's the interesting number in Georgia.

04:25:21.000 The vote shift for Biden was majority age 65 plus and white fewer college grads.

04:25:29.000 I don't know what that means.

04:25:30.000 There are areas that just have those types of people plus 0.5 for Biden.

04:25:36.000 This time around, 1.5 million votes.

04:25:38.000 So I think that's some effect of getting out the vote on the Democrats in Georgia who are making some gains there.

04:25:45.000 But it looks like, yeah, still 67% for Georgia.

04:25:50.000 Potential probability of win for the New York Times.

04:25:53.000 Yeah, so they have a 67% chance of Biden winning Georgia and an 85% chance of Trump winning North Carolina.

04:26:01.000 I don't know that I'd buy that with Georgia.

04:26:04.000 I don't know.

04:26:05.000 I don't know.

04:26:05.000 I mean, again, the New York Times... That's a big one.

04:26:07.000 If he peels that off, that's a big one.

04:26:08.000 Yeah, that would be a big one if that actually happens.

04:26:10.000 Worry about Sidney Rich.

04:26:11.000 Oh, I was just saying, you're asking about, you know, what's ethical with, you know, waiting to count all the votes coming in, specifically in regard to, like, Pennsylvania.

04:26:18.000 And I think it's one thing if it just takes a long time to count the votes.

04:26:22.000 It's another thing if Pennsylvania says, we're stopping counting.

04:26:26.000 The night of the election, and it's not even that far in, and then you have the Attorney General saying, like, even if Trump wins, we're going to litigate this, we've gone zero to six.

04:26:35.000 That, if you're doing it on purpose just to sort of string things out and buy time, that seems sort of dishonest.

04:26:44.000 Is Biden about to speak?

04:26:45.000 It looks like he's coming out.

04:26:48.000 Let's see what he has to say.

04:26:48.000 Oh, he's coming out?

04:26:50.000 Somebody's coming out.

04:26:54.000 It's all the Trump voters.

04:26:56.000 What happened to his stylish Hugo Boss black mask?

04:27:02.000 If he declares victory... Oh yeah.

04:27:06.000 I think he's just going to say... Go to bed.

04:27:08.000 Your patience is commendable.

04:27:08.000 Go to bed.

04:27:11.000 We knew this was going to go wrong, but who knew we were going to go into maybe tomorrow morning, maybe even longer.

04:27:18.000 Everyone does.

04:27:19.000 It's on the news.

04:27:20.000 We feel good about where we are.

04:27:23.000 We really do.

04:27:24.000 He doesn't know where he is, but he feels good about it.

04:27:27.000 I'm here to tell you tonight, we believe we're on track to win this election.

04:27:31.000 We knew because of the unprecedented early vote in the mail-in vote, it's going to take a while.

04:27:43.000 We're going to have to be patient until the hard work of tallying the votes is finished.

04:27:50.000 And it ain't over until every vote is counted, every ballot is counted.

04:27:54.000 He looks like he got sunburned on a ski hill.

04:27:57.000 Yeah.

04:27:59.000 But we're feeling good.

04:28:01.000 We're feeling good about where we are.

04:28:04.000 You're feeling good because you're hopped up on seatbelts.

04:28:05.000 hopped up on.

04:28:06.000 I think just that we've already won Arizona, but we're confident about Arizona.

04:28:11.000 That's a turnaround.

04:28:12.000 We also just called it for Minnesota and we're still in the game in Georgia.

04:28:18.000 Although that's not what we expected.

04:28:23.000 We're feeling real good about Wisconsin and Michigan.

04:28:27.000 By the way, it's going to take time to count the votes.

04:28:43.000 Well, we need a concentrated effort on the rest of social media, guys, and everyone out there to let people know.

04:28:57.000 It was Facebook took us down, so it took both streams down.

04:28:59.000 Now we are back up on YouTube.

04:29:00.000 We are back up on YouTube.

04:29:02.000 Alright, everyone on YouTube, please tweet this out.

04:29:04.000 Facebook took us down.

04:29:06.000 Make sure that half-Asian Bill knows, let him know that it was Facebook that took us down and the social team to get everything back up. 0.99

04:29:11.000 What were we at before we were torn down?

04:29:14.000 We were over 500,000 on YouTube and then all of a sudden our stream went down on the YouTube.

04:29:14.000 Over 500.

04:29:20.000 So anything you guys can do, whether it's Instagram, whether it's a Facebook post, and of course everyone, we don't know exactly what happened yet, but this is why it is very important that you join at lyderwithcrowder.com slash Mug Club.

04:29:34.000 It's what allows us to keep doing this. 0.99

04:29:36.000 It's what allows my half-Asian lawyer to go out there and kick some asses. 1.00

04:29:41.000 This is one of those things where you don't get it back, right? 0.99

04:29:43.000 You don't get it back.

04:29:44.000 Oh, it's a glitch!

04:29:45.000 But we don't even know what's going on with Facebook.

04:29:47.000 We can't necessarily reach somebody at Facebook.

04:29:49.000 If we didn't have you guys supporting us, and this has always been streaming for people who miss a portion, a few minutes on YouTube or on Facebook, where I guess we may not ever actually be back up tonight, you would have watched everything over there on Mug Club over there at the Blaze.

04:30:03.000 Please do consider joining, and um... This didn't happen with the Young Turks.

04:30:08.000 Yeah, I don't think Facebook ever takes that down.

04:30:10.000 It doesn't happen with these other shows going on, and we take extra precautions to make sure that we are within fair use, that we are not violating copyright.

04:30:16.000 It did go down during the speech.

04:30:18.000 It went down during the speech.

04:30:20.000 Facebook.

04:30:21.000 Wow.

04:30:23.000 They're a fair arbiter, yeah.

04:30:24.000 I thought it went down after Alex Jones.

04:30:28.000 It was long after Alex Jones.

04:30:29.000 They were unhappy with that.

04:30:30.000 But something else that I want you folks to... I sound like Joe Biden.

04:30:34.000 Something else I want you folks to know, it was Facebook.

04:30:37.000 It wasn't YouTube.

04:30:37.000 You fixed it, Bill.

04:30:38.000 Good job.

04:30:39.000 So guys, anyone needs anything from me out there to get it back up on YouTube, let me know.

04:30:44.000 As far as getting people back here so that they don't think they lost the stream.

04:30:48.000 What was I saying before that?

04:30:50.000 Something about Alex Jones.

04:30:54.000 No.

04:30:55.000 Something about folks.

04:30:55.000 What was I saying before?

04:30:56.000 And I said I sounded like Joe Biden.

04:30:59.000 They took it down during the Biden speech.

04:31:01.000 They took it down during the Biden speech.

04:31:02.000 That's not what I was going to say.

04:31:04.000 But I don't remember exactly what it was.

04:31:06.000 I keep dropping my cigar.

04:31:08.000 It's one of those things that is kind of...

04:31:11.000 You know, it's par for the course, but you wish that it wouldn't happen.

04:31:14.000 Yeah.

04:31:14.000 You wish that it wouldn't happen anymore because you're playing fairly, you're playing by the rules, and this stream tonight has been smoking.

04:31:21.000 Smoking!

04:31:22.000 Yeah.

04:31:22.000 Anyone else?

04:31:23.000 It's not even close.

04:31:24.000 Not even close, there isn't even a distance.

04:31:26.000 And I mean that, by the way, with conservative and liberal streams.

04:31:29.000 And all of a sudden we get targeted and we get taken down.

04:31:29.000 Yeah.

04:31:33.000 Is it par for the course?

04:31:34.000 Sure, but we have to build in costs.

04:31:38.000 Of lawyers, we have to build in costs of being able to take down streams, mobilize them really quickly, get them back up.

04:31:45.000 It takes a while to get this going and so I really appreciate you guys being with me and I hope that you understand that your support over there at MugClub, ladderwithcredit.com, ladderwithcredit.com slash MugClub.

04:31:56.000 I cannot thank you guys enough.

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04:32:02.000 You know what's funny?

04:32:03.000 I'm not demoralized at all by the election, because whatever happens, it doesn't change what we do.

04:32:08.000 But, it always takes a little bit of wind out of your sails when you do everything right, and you get taken down, and we know, we know that tomorrow, or the next day, this issue will be resolved with YouTube or Facebook, because it always has been, but you don't get it back.

04:32:23.000 So imagine that, let's say you're having a commission coming in on a big sale, and it's gone.

04:32:27.000 They go, but you know what, we're going to make sure that you get your commission on your next sale.

04:32:29.000 Doesn't matter.

04:32:30.000 You don't get that back.

04:32:32.000 That's what happens with us all the time.

04:32:33.000 It's what happened with ABC Disney, NBCUniversal, Vox, who by the way are also producing a show with YouTube.

04:32:41.000 It's what happened with Facebook.

04:32:43.000 Do you know, for people who don't know this story, and I don't know if you want to, with Facebook, Facebook took revenue from me for months, for years.

04:32:52.000 I used to run ads on Facebook, not Russian election interference, just me running ads like, hey, like this page.

04:32:57.000 And they took money for years, a few bucks a day, maybe 50 bucks a day here or there, depending if we had a big video.

04:33:03.000 Then for a period of two weeks, they didn't take any payment.

04:33:06.000 And then for a year afterwards, they continued to take payment.

04:33:09.000 And Facebook came to me and said, hey, you're delinquent on your bills.

04:33:12.000 You didn't make your payment.

04:33:12.000 I said, well, what are you talking about?

04:33:14.000 You have my payment information.

04:33:15.000 They said you need to switch it.

04:33:16.000 So I switched it to PayPal.

04:33:17.000 I gave them different credit card information.

04:33:18.000 Guess what?

04:33:19.000 Still didn't work.

04:33:20.000 But they were still accepting money at that point for currently running ads.

04:33:24.000 This is how I met Bill Richman.

04:33:26.000 Well, there were two ways that I met Bill Richman, but the first time was actually my friend Jordan, who introduced us.

04:33:30.000 He said, here's what you do.

04:33:32.000 You send them a check to accounts payable at Facebook. 0.99

04:33:36.000 You send them a physical check, and if someone is stupid enough to deposit it at Facebook for that amount of money for two weeks, I think it was like $1,200. 0.98

04:33:43.000 Yeah. 1.00

04:33:43.000 You see, if someone is stupid enough to deposit, you have a paper trail. 1.00

04:33:47.000 You have them dead to rights. 1.00

04:33:48.000 Guess what?

04:33:49.000 Have the bank statement.

04:33:50.000 They deposit the check, and then they still say, we're going to remove your page because you're not making your payments, and we're going to send it to creditors.

04:33:57.000 That's when half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman got on the phone.

04:34:00.000 That's when he started fucking up some people on Facebook, and that's when things got settled out of court.

04:34:04.000 And you know what? 0.82

04:34:05.000 We might be finding ourselves there again.

04:34:07.000 Everyone else who pitches about censorship, they don't have what we have, which is Facebook took money, deposited it, said, we don't know where the money is, and threatened to ban the page.

04:34:19.000 That's something that folks out there maybe don't know about.

04:34:21.000 We don't talk about these things.

04:34:21.000 Maybe it's because Alex Jones made me drink five ounces of liquor here on the stream.

04:34:25.000 I don't like to talk about numbers.

04:34:27.000 I don't like to talk about the finances.

04:34:28.000 But it is absolutely an uphill battle, the likes of which I can't fully describe to you because we don't have money from Al Jazeera in Qatar, 25, 35 million like Young Turks. 0.98

04:34:39.000 But we did have the world's most powerful social media company take our money, deposit it, and then tell us they were going to remove this page anyway.

04:34:47.000 And that same company decided to take our stream down tonight.

04:34:49.000 You know what?

04:34:50.000 Doesn't matter.

04:34:51.000 We're going to keep going.

04:34:52.000 Maybe we have a few thousand less people.

04:34:54.000 Okay.

04:34:55.000 Whatever it takes.

04:34:56.000 Let everyone know.

04:34:56.000 That's what it takes.

04:34:57.000 Crowd our election stream.

04:34:58.000 We're climbing back up.

04:34:59.000 And we're already back to 400,000.

04:35:00.000 That's up to 500-something thousand because of Facebook.

04:35:00.000 Boom!

04:35:04.000 Thanks, Facebook.

04:35:05.000 We'll be back up.

04:35:07.000 You know what, I'm grateful for anyone who's here.

04:35:10.000 This shouldn't happen in the United States of America.

04:35:13.000 When people say there's censorship and, oh, private companies can do whatever they want.

04:35:17.000 I'm sorry.

04:35:18.000 Private companies can do whatever they want, but could you buy a boat, find yourself out in the middle of the ocean, and then realize it doesn't float?

04:35:27.000 Companies can do whatever they want, but I paid for a boat that floats.

04:35:31.000 I have a page that I've created and managed and we've been on the phone with you that you've said is not in violation.

04:35:37.000 We've paid for advertising.

04:35:39.000 You've deposited that money and then claimed that you didn't.

04:35:41.000 Can you go out there and purchase a firearm that doesn't work?

04:35:44.000 What if our wonderful sponsor, Spartan Armor Systems, what if they didn't work?

04:35:50.000 There's no recourse?

04:35:52.000 We're all of a sudden supposed to act like there's no recourse with private companies just because it's an open platform?

04:35:57.000 Which it's not.

04:35:58.000 I hope you guys enjoy the Supreme Court decisions coming your way.

04:36:01.000 And dear Lord, I hope I'm never subpoenaed.

04:36:03.000 I hope I'm never summoned.

04:36:05.000 I hope I'm never required to release information that I have that nobody else has on YouTube and Facebook.

04:36:10.000 But all of a sudden, because it involves them actually not providing the service they sponsored in relation to speech, It's not a First Amendment issue?

04:36:18.000 No, no.

04:36:19.000 Listen, people try and blur these lines.

04:36:20.000 It doesn't need to be blurred.

04:36:21.000 If you pay for a boat, it floats.

04:36:23.000 If you pay for a gun, it shoots.

04:36:25.000 If you pay for food, it's edible.

04:36:26.000 If you pay to be on a platform where you obey the rules and you're supposed to have the same voice as everyone else, that's how it should be.

04:36:33.000 That's not what they're doing.

04:36:34.000 It's just like selling you a boat with a hole in it.

04:36:36.000 That's the issue.

04:36:38.000 Yeah, and it should be the same set of rules that everybody plays by, right?

04:36:41.000 They said, here are the rules of our platform.

04:36:42.000 And it's not like it's just something fun that you go out and do.

04:36:45.000 People make a living off of this stuff.

04:36:47.000 And there's 100,000 people right now that we're watching that aren't because of this.

04:36:51.000 Right.

04:36:51.000 And it was just willy-nilly.

04:36:52.000 I guarantee you, somebody at Facebook... Oh, it wasn't willy-nilly.

04:36:55.000 No, no, no.

04:36:55.000 Somebody at Facebook was waiting for the moment that we did something that they thought was out of line.

04:36:59.000 I mean, how were they going to pull it off in that... Bill, do you have something?

04:37:03.000 You look like you have something.

04:37:05.000 No, I know.

04:37:06.000 We're just down 100,000 people who are watching because of Facebook.

04:37:08.000 Which, again, I don't want to be that prodigal son going after someone else.

04:37:12.000 It just bothers me that this is how it works with social media.

04:37:14.000 I don't know if we need to get a phone in here for Instagram for people to see so that we tell them to get back on.

04:37:19.000 I have no idea.

04:37:20.000 Maybe that would be a good idea for someone to get in here from... 0.93

04:37:23.000 Outside there.

04:37:24.000 Someone is listening out there.

04:37:26.000 I know you guys are having your party, but I kind of could use your support.

04:37:29.000 I can tell you that Trump is going to be making a statement tonight for Fox News, so that's something to look out for.

04:37:35.000 That is something to look out for, and also another reason that maybe we'll be banned.

04:37:39.000 Hey, you know what?

04:37:41.000 You know what?

04:37:42.000 If I were Biden and Facebook, and the two are one and the same, I'd hate me too.

04:37:47.000 I hate everyone in this room too.

04:37:49.000 Because having half a million people watching at that second, that's a rolling average of many, many millions.

04:37:53.000 That's far better than anything CNN puts out there.

04:37:55.000 People don't understand that.

04:37:56.000 It's a different metric.

04:37:57.000 If I were them, I would hate us too.

04:37:59.000 So you know what?

04:38:00.000 Don't hate the player, hate the game.

04:38:02.000 And Zuckerberg.

04:38:04.000 The Zuck.

04:38:06.000 Now this is kind of... I knew this was on the ballot.

04:38:10.000 Someone come in here with your Instagram shit. 1.00

04:38:12.000 Go ahead. 1.00

04:38:13.000 Bites, Oregon just voted to decriminalize heroin, meth, and all other street drugs.

04:38:19.000 Yeah, that's what they need.

04:38:20.000 Oregon needs more of that.

04:38:22.000 That's what Portland needs.

04:38:22.000 That'll help.

04:38:24.000 It's taking Antifa, Black Block, and give them some black tar in the eye. 0.99

04:38:29.000 I gotta say, it's actually a smart plan.

04:38:31.000 It's more sophisticated.

04:38:31.000 Actually, it is.

04:38:32.000 Can you imagine how many windows can they really break when they're in a back alley with needles in their ribs?

04:38:37.000 You know what I think it is? 0.91

04:38:38.000 I think they're tired of the black bloc people. 1.00

04:38:40.000 It's kind of like, if you have a 90-year-old grandma, when you buy her a gift, you don't really need to buy her a gift that she wants, you need to buy her a gift that you want, but you can go another two years without.

04:38:51.000 Like, look, grandma, I have a 75-inch LED screen!

04:38:56.000 Look, a new iPad!

04:38:58.000 That's what they're doing with Oregon.

04:39:00.000 They're like, hey guys, look, we legalized heroin, huh?

04:39:03.000 Oh, we have Instagram right here.

04:39:05.000 Hey, Instagram, just so you know, Facebook removed us and we lost 100,000 people, so please do swipe up and go tune in right now to the live stream.

04:39:11.000 It's back up on YouTube.

04:39:13.000 Because they can't keep a good man down, and by that I mean... Me.

04:39:18.000 Wade.

04:39:19.000 He's a good man. 1.00

04:39:19.000 Damn it. 1.00

04:39:20.000 Yeah, they can't keep Wade down. 1.00

04:39:21.000 Everyone else here is horrible.

04:39:23.000 That's true. 0.84

04:39:24.000 So bad.

04:39:24.000 And all of our endeavors are tawdry.

04:39:27.000 Someone listen to the word of the day.

04:39:30.000 Someone's watching Downton Abbey.

04:39:34.000 How do you like that bulletproof vest?

04:39:35.000 Man, I like it.

04:39:36.000 I walked outside and I was like, ooh, I look like I drink a lot of unfiltered cigarettes.

04:39:42.000 What does that even mean?

04:39:45.000 This is the part of the night where it becomes sloppy.

04:39:49.000 Sloppy.

04:39:50.000 I've been up since 5, it's not good.

04:39:52.000 We're having a good time.

04:39:53.000 One thing about those vests, we wore them at the rally in Michigan and they're actually really comfortable.

04:39:58.000 Yeah, the soft one?

04:39:59.000 Yes.

04:40:00.000 And the soft vests, that surprised me, they're 44 magnum proof.

04:40:05.000 Really?

04:40:05.000 Yeah, they're 44 magnum proof.

04:40:07.000 They are super comfortable, I could wear them all day.

04:40:09.000 And then the plate carriers, like the thick ones, which are still pretty light, they're fully rifle proof.

04:40:15.000 So yeah, you won't feel like a million bucks.

04:40:15.000 Wow.

04:40:18.000 Don't get me wrong.

04:40:19.000 You won't be dead. 0.58

04:40:20.000 It's not gonna feel like I kissed on the sternum.

04:40:22.000 No.

04:40:25.000 By the way, hey, actually I've realized right now a lot of people don't know that Hunter Biden has his own party actually right now in progress.

04:40:31.000 Okay.

04:40:31.000 And we have an exclusive because he's actually a fan of the show.

04:40:34.000 I don't know why.

04:40:34.000 so we tune in now again back to the Hunter Biden election live viewing party.

04:40:40.000 Was that an Eminem?

04:40:48.000 I think it was several.

04:40:49.000 Were they M&Ms? 0.99

04:40:50.000 They were minis!

04:40:52.000 By the way, I think he's now planning to move to Oregon given the election results because his behavior is now acceptable.

04:40:58.000 That absolutely makes sense.

04:41:00.000 Let's see what they're saying here on CNN and then I actually want to bring in Smooth Manny where he can fill us in on his election strategy.

04:41:09.000 What are they talking about here?

04:41:10.000 Male or female voice.

04:41:11.000 I don't know.

04:41:11.000 current vote is early vote. Male or female voice. But we don't expect it to stay that small of a share.

04:41:18.000 We believe in Michigan. The early vote is going to make up a majority of the overall vote. That 55%

04:41:24.000 of the overall vote in Michigan. Yeah but like again that's where I told you there's a four

04:41:29.000 point spread in Michigan with the early vote.

04:41:31.000 And keep in mind, there was a five-point spread in the general election last time, so a four-point spread might as well be a no spread.

04:41:37.000 Well, it equals nothing.

04:41:38.000 If you had a full advantage of doing the early votes, and the early votes go in one side versus the other, if it's not enough to overcome the prior advantage, you've got nothing now.

04:41:47.000 Yeah, I feel like he's going to win Michigan.

04:41:50.000 I do feel like he's going to win Michigan, and if not for rampant voter fraud, I would say Pennsylvania.

04:41:55.000 But I don't know.

04:41:56.000 I really don't know.

04:41:57.000 Right now, Pennsylvania is 64% of the vote in, and he is ahead by 670,000 votes.

04:42:03.000 Hey, listen, is there any way someone out there can find me the numbers, or maybe someone in the chat, in Pennsylvania, what counties have come in?

04:42:12.000 Pennsylvania and Michigan.

04:42:14.000 It's almost impossible for me to find.

04:42:15.000 I've got that right here.

04:42:16.000 We had it earlier, but we just... Well, you had the general, but do we know, like, has most of Wayne County come in in Michigan?

04:42:23.000 So we've got, um, oh, Michigan.

04:42:26.000 Yeah, Michigan or Pennsylvania, either of those, because that'll be big.

04:42:29.000 In Pennsylvania, I can...

04:42:31.000 give you these numbers here we've got let me just get it to where you can see it on the screen

04:42:38.000 and I'll also give you Michigan was the other one. Yeah.

04:42:42.000 By the way Arizona's narrowing. Well, narrowing by what?

04:42:47.000 Like it was a 12-point lead or something before.

04:42:49.000 Yeah, it was like 220,000 votes.

04:42:51.000 It's about 170 now.

04:42:52.000 I'm like 2%-ing.

04:42:53.000 I feel like I have a little... I keep knocking my cigar into the ashtray.

04:42:56.000 Thank God I cleaned it.

04:42:57.000 I feel like I have a little bit of the Asian rosacea.

04:42:59.000 You do?

04:43:00.000 Well, you've got a little bit of a... I never drink liquor.

04:43:03.000 But I really have only... I probably have the equivalent to, you know, two drinks total.

04:43:06.000 You've also probably been up for like nine straight days getting ready for this.

04:43:09.000 Well, I've been up quite a bit.

04:43:11.000 You know what the key is?

04:43:11.000 Timothy Oliphant said, Work really hard and then act like you don't.

04:43:18.000 I don't work hard.

04:43:20.000 Yeah so we've got, it looks like, it's hard for me looking at this to call it either way. 0.96

04:43:26.000 Stop being retarded and look harder! 1.00

04:43:29.000 No no no, look at the numbers. 0.99

04:43:31.000 We've got several, you know, we've got Philadelphia is 46% reporting and Biden is way up there so he probably will continue to be way up there.

04:43:40.000 He's up by 49 points in Philadelphia?

04:43:43.000 Yeah.

04:43:44.000 How the hell does that happen?

04:43:45.000 They're burning your city to the ground! 1.00

04:43:48.000 That'd be like sending a Sherry's Berries to the rapist while he's mounted on you. 0.98

04:43:56.000 Do you prefer white chocolate or maybe a nice custard?

04:44:01.000 48% of Philadelphia?

04:44:03.000 Have you seen your Liberty Bell?

04:44:05.000 Maybe all the right-wingers left.

04:44:07.000 But Trump is outperforming 2016, so that tells you how bad it was in 2016.

04:44:11.000 He's outperforming his numbers in 2016.

04:44:14.000 And then you have counties like Bucks that Trump is up by 15, but you only have 35% reporting, so a lot more could come in for him there.

04:44:23.000 still a lot of counties. Well, hold on a second. Do we know is Bucks typically a Trump county or

04:44:28.000 is Bucks typically a liberal county? Because if only 15% of the vote is coming in for Trump there,

04:44:33.000 or sorry, only 15% of the vote and he's up 15 and we expect it to maintain that margin of Trump

04:44:39.000 being plus 15, again, that would suggest that he still keeps that lead in Pennsylvania. I don't

04:44:44.000 know Pennsylvania as well as I do Michigan. And I know in Michigan, if Donald Trump is up and

04:44:50.000 there's been a significant portion of Wayne County counted, the likelihood of Joe Biden

04:44:55.000 making up that gap is very, very little.

04:44:57.000 So yeah, it looks like in 2016, Bucks County was just almost even for Trump and Hillary, that actually Clinton won it by 2,000 votes.

04:45:09.000 So it's neck and neck.

04:45:11.000 48.4 to 47.9.

04:45:12.000 So does that mean we can expect Bucks to be about even as opposed to a 15-point lead?

04:45:16.000 Because if that means that it's going to be even and then You know, you have Philadelphia going to Joe Biden heavily, then that could mean that.

04:45:23.000 But he's cutting into Philadelphia, which is great.

04:45:25.000 So he's cutting into these areas that Democrats have done really well, and he's got a 670,000 vote lead.

04:45:31.000 I think at some point, the number of outstanding votes and the percentage that should go Democrat, you start to go, well, there's no way.

04:45:37.000 If it's 60% of 2 million, that's 1.2 million votes.

04:45:40.000 It's a 400,000 vote spread, and he's got 670,000 vote lead.

04:45:44.000 It could be.

04:45:44.000 Can you bring that up again there?

04:45:45.000 Can we bring up that image again from Reg, Reg the Bandit?

04:45:49.000 By the way, can we steam that flag for crying out loud?

04:45:52.000 Yeah, my gosh.

04:45:52.000 We're crying out loud.

04:45:54.000 Did you have a steamer?

04:45:55.000 Okay, so Lancaster, that makes sense.

04:45:57.000 In Lancaster, Pennsylvania, that's all Amish. 1.00

04:45:59.000 That's 82%.

04:45:59.000 That's Trump.

04:46:00.000 Okay, so that's done.

04:46:01.000 Chester, 70% in, plus 8% Trump.

04:46:04.000 Westmoreland, I don't know that very well, but that's plus 39%.

04:46:07.000 That's almost settled, 79%.

04:46:09.000 So it comes down to Bucks.

04:46:11.000 Last time, that was an even split.

04:46:14.000 If Bucks continues, With Trump at a plus 15, he could still win that state.

04:46:20.000 But again, look at where these margins, again, where Donald Trump is ahead, more of the vote is coming in in Lancaster, Chester, and in Westmoreland.

04:46:28.000 So we're expecting more of the vote to come in in plus Biden territory, but the biggest one is Bucks, and that's still a significant Trump.

04:46:36.000 So what I'm saying is if Trump keeps that plus 15 in Bucks, he wins Pennsylvania.

04:46:40.000 Seems like there was an even split last time.

04:46:42.000 And, based on what we know, something that was an even split between Hillary and... You know what? 1.00

04:46:46.000 Can someone do me some research?

04:46:47.000 Bucks County.

04:46:48.000 Fracking.

04:46:50.000 Someone find me that.

04:46:51.000 Bucks County fracking.

04:46:52.000 If someone can find me if Bucks County is big on fracking, there you go.

04:46:56.000 There's your answer.

04:46:57.000 I would almost assume not.

04:46:58.000 It's in a suburban, it's right next to Philadelphia County.

04:47:01.000 So it's in the Philadelphia metropolitan area.

04:47:04.000 But that being said, it could still be.

04:47:06.000 But you know what though?

04:47:07.000 A suburban area of Philadelphia, that's where you would expect heavy Trump voters.

04:47:11.000 Certainly from Hillary Clinton, because last time they weren't having their cities burned down to the ground.

04:47:14.000 So, people in the suburbs right outside Philadelphia, I could see that definitely leaning toward Donald Trump.

04:47:20.000 What are you laughing about, AudioWake? 1.00

04:47:22.000 What's that shit-eating grin? 1.00

04:47:23.000 It was your birthday yesterday, I gave you a box of cigars. 1.00

04:47:26.000 I'm excited about our next guest.

04:47:27.000 Oh, happy birthday!

04:47:30.000 Give it on him for liking your guest.

04:47:32.000 You say it's your birthday, because you're back in the USSR! 1.00

04:47:36.000 You don't know how lucky you are, babe!

04:47:38.000 I just see, I just mixed those up.

04:47:39.000 That was a treat for me, a Beatles fan. 0.99

04:47:41.000 Well, go screw yourself. 1.00

04:47:42.000 All right. 0.97

04:47:44.000 Our next guests, all kinds, I want to make sure they have this right, all kinds, all kinds of entertainment for the next guests.

04:47:52.000 Hold on, hold on a second.

04:47:53.000 Before we go to them, before we go to these, I want to hear this other black guy, Ben Jones.

04:47:55.000 It's this close, I think.

04:47:56.000 It hurts.

04:47:57.000 It just hurts.

04:48:00.000 Look at those polls.

04:48:03.000 The political victory, I think, is still possible because you still have Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Nevada, Arizona, Nebraska, too.

04:48:12.000 Did he just say Chew?

04:48:14.000 Was he talking about Jimmy Chews?

04:48:17.000 In the middle of it, like, this hurts.

04:48:18.000 Are you sore?

04:48:20.000 Well, it hurts.

04:48:22.000 Van Jones.

04:48:23.000 Here, listen, the fact that it hurts, Van Jones, that's enough for me.

04:48:28.000 They sound kind of scared.

04:48:29.000 They do sound kind of scared.

04:48:30.000 I think it could go either way, I really do.

04:48:33.000 I think if Biden wins Georgia, that's a real problem.

04:48:37.000 But like I said, listen, everybody out there who's watching this, I think Donald Trump is going to win, but if he doesn't, you guys need to go forward with a joyous heart and a joyous spirit, because Joe Biden's gonna die!

04:48:50.000 I'm not saying take joy in him dying, what I'm saying is he's not going to be around for very long and there aren't enough people for Kamala Harris to blow!

04:49:01.000 Our next guest, Hodgetwinstour.com is where you can follow them, though I don't know if they're necessarily touring anymore because of the COVID.

04:49:09.000 You know them, you love them, I love them, I brought them out of the closet as conservatives and then they berated me for it.

04:49:15.000 Keith and Kevin Hodge, how are you sirs?

04:49:18.000 We're doing great, my white friend.

04:49:21.000 That's racist, and we don't need racism here. 0.51

04:49:24.000 Hey Steven, I just want to say I put the coon in conservative. 1.00

04:49:31.000 But there's no coon there. 1.00

04:49:32.000 Coon-servative. 0.99

04:49:34.000 You gotta put an extra O in there.

04:49:36.000 It wasn't there, he put it in there.

04:49:39.000 So you're not really putting it in, you're not putting the coon in conservative, you are inserting a new word into conservative. 0.96

04:49:46.000 You know what we meant by that.

04:49:48.000 Please don't tell me that you guys are as drunk as Alex Jones.

04:49:51.000 He was the last guest before you guys and that made my life very difficult.

04:49:55.000 Alright guys, are you following the election tonight?

04:49:58.000 Yeah, we've been following CNN.

04:50:00.000 It's funny how they will not call Texas, Georgia.

04:50:04.000 They won't call the states. 0.96

04:50:05.000 And these liberal shithole counties are not counting anything.

04:50:09.000 So you guys haven't been watching our stream because we've been watching CNN and following everything. 0.77

04:50:14.000 If you're watching CNN, you're getting the states called like two hours late.

04:50:17.000 Yeah, it's really late.

04:50:19.000 That is that.

04:50:20.000 I was bouncing back and forth to Fox News.

04:50:23.000 Yeah.

04:50:23.000 Well, it looks like Trump's going to win North Carolina and Georgia now leans slightly Biden,

04:50:29.000 which surprises me.

04:50:30.000 I still, I gotta tell you, I still don't believe it.

04:50:32.000 If Biden wins Georgia, it's kind of over.

04:50:34.000 If Trump wins Georgia, then there's a really strong likelihood that Trump wins because

04:50:38.000 he's ahead in Michigan and Pennsylvania.

04:50:40.000 What do you, what's your gut feeling right now?

04:50:42.000 Do you think that Donald Trump is going to win this or what does your brain say?

04:50:45.000 And what is your, what does your gut say? 0.99

04:50:47.000 Not that either of you have guts because you're reptilian.

04:50:51.000 What I'm feeling right now is a bunch of liberals is, is burning up Republican votes in these 0.93

04:50:58.000 liberal shitholes like Philadelphia County. 0.81

04:51:01.000 How the hell you only got like 8% of the votes counted? 0.98

04:51:04.000 Yeah, it's like 48% for Biden.

04:51:07.000 How do you have your city ablaze and vote for Biden?

04:51:10.000 I don't understand it.

04:51:11.000 Well, they're liberal.

04:51:12.000 That explains a lot.

04:51:14.000 I just don't understand why y'all on the East Coast, y'all still haven't counted your votes.

04:51:17.000 You're three hours ahead of us!

04:51:19.000 Yeah, it's like, why don't y'all have the votes?

04:51:22.000 And like these liberals, you know the vote's gonna go liberal, but why is like 20% of your vote in?

04:51:27.000 It's like, almost like saying like, let's hold off on counting all these votes.

04:51:31.000 Yeah.

04:51:31.000 Until we need to know how many we need.

04:51:34.000 Yeah, that's...

04:51:35.000 Did you see Biden's speech where it was basically he was basically Biden's speech was just, uh, I'm going to bed.

04:51:41.000 You guys go on without me.

04:51:45.000 That was his speech!

04:51:46.000 And I don't know if you saw, we got shut down on Facebook with that speech.

04:51:49.000 We had 530,000 people, and then we got shut down on Facebook for Biden's speech, and then we had to work our way back up.

04:51:56.000 So I'm sorry, I wish you guys had more people, but blame sleepy Biden.

04:52:00.000 He's actually sleepy, Joe!

04:52:01.000 He is.

04:52:03.000 It's midnight.

04:52:03.000 He's tired.

04:52:04.000 It's like, everybody's in their cars blowing their horns, and then everybody gets out and they're like, within six feet.

04:52:10.000 I'm like, why the hell did you even go in cars?

04:52:12.000 Well, no one was actually blowing the horn.

04:52:13.000 It was just like in Halloween 2 when that guy was supposed to save Jamie Lee Curtis and he had so much blood loss he went... That's what I think happened.

04:52:25.000 Just as creepy.

04:52:26.000 I cannot corroborate this.

04:52:29.000 But she does love her probiotic yogurt and Jamie Lee Curtis poops.

04:52:33.000 You're in Nevada.

04:52:34.000 You went and voted?

04:52:37.000 Yeah we went voting and it was like a lot of people knew we was taking a lot of pictures so that gave us like a good sound like it was a lot of Trump voters turning out today.

04:52:45.000 Hopefully it takes Nevada but it's too many people moving from California over here.

04:52:49.000 Hold on a second.

04:52:49.000 Nobody move.

04:52:51.000 No, nobody move.

04:52:52.000 Show Bill Richman right now.

04:52:53.000 Show Bill Richman.

04:52:54.000 This is so disrespectful to my program.

04:52:56.000 Can you guys see Bill Richman or can they only see me?

04:52:58.000 No, they can only see you.

04:53:00.000 I'll stop looking up election data.

04:53:02.000 Why do you have your tie underneath your vest like Diddy Kong?

04:53:05.000 It doesn't go over the vest.

04:53:06.000 I want to see Richman.

04:53:07.000 Where is he?

04:53:08.000 I can't see him.

04:53:08.000 Bill Richman here.

04:53:09.000 Show him Bill Richman. 1.00

04:53:10.000 What am I, a fucking fool? 1.00

04:53:11.000 Why would this go on the outside? 1.00

04:53:12.000 This is what Steven would like.

04:53:14.000 He would like my tie to go on the outside of my vest while I look up election data for him.

04:53:18.000 Because Gerald here has no device with which to look up data.

04:53:21.000 Yeah, Gerald's lazy.

04:53:22.000 See?

04:53:22.000 I was told not to have a phone.

04:53:24.000 No device with which to look up data.

04:53:26.000 Hodge Twins, who do you think wins?

04:53:29.000 I think Trump wins.

04:53:31.000 How do you think he wins?

04:53:32.000 Takes Georgia, takes Pennsylvania, Michigan.

04:53:35.000 I think he's already won. 0.99

04:53:36.000 Well I think everybody's just fucking with us. 1.00

04:53:38.000 Hahaha! 1.00

04:53:40.000 Hahaha!

04:53:42.000 What are you guys going to be back in Texas?

04:53:44.000 He is definitely trying to rake in the ad revenue.

04:53:46.000 Yeah, they're trying to keep me close.

04:53:48.000 You can't be close.

04:53:49.000 I think it's already over.

04:53:50.000 I think he's got all those states.

04:53:52.000 I think he's got Michigan, Wisconsin, he's got Georgia, he's got Pennsylvania.

04:53:59.000 All the states what he's saying, they only got 10% of the liberal counties. 0.99

04:54:03.000 He already run that bitch. 1.00

04:54:06.000 That's just some shit they came up with, talking point, they came up with to make this shit look like it's close. 1.00

04:54:11.000 Let me ask you, what do you think happens if Trump wins? 1.00

04:54:14.000 What do you think happens on the street? 0.98

04:54:16.000 Oh man, it's going to be some rioting, it's going to be white people getting beat up again.

04:54:20.000 No, it's not rioting, it's peaceful protest. 0.98

04:54:22.000 You're going to see a lot of peaceful fires, a lot of peaceful black people attacking peaceful white people. 0.99

04:54:28.000 Hey, hold on a second. 0.99

04:54:31.000 I can't sense if that's sarcasm because you called both black and white people peaceful and I know that you're racist. 0.96

04:54:36.000 Let me ask you this. 0.91

04:54:39.000 You're both black, but you did serve in the armed services.

04:54:43.000 You are business owners.

04:54:43.000 You're family men.

04:54:46.000 Undoubtedly, you were in a neighborhood when riots were taking place.

04:54:51.000 Did you ever take advantage and slip in a little bit and maybe grab yourself a pair of Jimmy Chase?

04:54:56.000 We actually grew up around poor white people.

04:55:00.000 There's nothing to steal and they don't riot. 1.00

04:55:04.000 He said, let's get away from these crazy black people, let's move into poor racist white people. 1.00

04:55:12.000 I'm not kidding, we grew up around in a poor white neighborhood. 1.00

04:55:16.000 Yeah.

04:55:17.000 Let me ask you, because we never talked about this, poor white people, were most of them, would you say most of them are racist, or were most of them just kind of in the same boat as you guys? 0.98

04:55:25.000 They always had these nigger jokes, man. 1.00

04:55:27.000 They thought it was funny. 0.93

04:55:29.000 Yeah, but were they actually racist, or did they just tell funny N-word jokes?

04:55:33.000 I think that's pretty racist, Steven.

04:55:36.000 Well, I didn't know you were so sensitive.

04:55:38.000 Did I ever tell you this story?

04:55:41.000 Did I ever tell you this story?

04:55:43.000 How old was we?

04:55:43.000 We was about... I'd say we was probably about 9 or 10.

04:55:47.000 We just moved into the poor white area.

04:55:49.000 And we was playing with our new friend, Scott.

04:55:51.000 He was a white guy.

04:55:52.000 Sounds like it.

04:55:53.000 His name wasn't Scott.

04:55:54.000 No, he wasn't Scott.

04:55:54.000 He was GB Hopkins.

04:55:56.000 Yeah, his name was GB Hopkins.

04:55:57.000 That could go either way.

04:55:59.000 Right, but long story short, his daddy was calling him, right?

04:56:02.000 GB!

04:56:03.000 GB!

04:56:04.000 He went right up to his daddy.

04:56:06.000 He came back.

04:56:07.000 He said, I said, what did he want?

04:56:09.000 He told me to stop playing with... Wait, I didn't hear you.

04:56:13.000 He told you to stop playing with what? 0.99

04:56:15.000 He stopped playing with niggers. 1.00

04:56:16.000 Whoa! 0.99

04:56:17.000 I gotta go home.

04:56:18.000 But you were, not that I used that term, but you're amongst them.

04:56:23.000 Yeah, he said that.

04:56:25.000 I just remember at Denny's I see y'all at school tomorrow.

04:56:29.000 I gotta go home. 0.99

04:56:31.000 Damn. 0.99

04:56:32.000 That sounds awful. 1.00

04:56:33.000 That shit is not funny. 1.00

04:56:35.000 It is funny! 1.00

04:56:36.000 It is funny, and I want to meet this person.

04:56:40.000 And I'm gonna have them in third chair. 0.93

04:56:42.000 He had a horrible father. 0.99

04:56:43.000 He's always trying to kill himself. 1.00

04:56:44.000 He's trying to kill himself.

04:56:45.000 Well, listen, it sounds to me like you told a story that was funny and then because I

04:56:49.000 laughed and you're overly sensitive about it despite those giant biceps, you decided

04:56:54.000 to then tell me something- I'm only 54% black. 0.61

04:56:56.000 Ah.

04:56:57.000 Yeah.

04:56:58.000 Much more than a quarter.

04:56:59.000 Get your facts right, buddy!

04:57:01.000 You know what?

04:57:02.000 You've ruined this stream.

04:57:03.000 You can't bench press your way out of this one.

04:57:07.000 No, listen, when are you guys going to be back in Texas?

04:57:09.000 We love having you here.

04:57:10.000 We need to assemble a coalition.

04:57:13.000 You know, we had Brian Callan out here recently.

04:57:15.000 We've had Dave Lando, Anthony Kumia.

04:57:17.000 You know, you guys just need to put some work in.

04:57:19.000 We have a full operational studio.

04:57:21.000 You guys gotta get the hell out of Nevada.

04:57:22.000 You know what's going on in Nevada tonight.

04:57:24.000 I tried to come, but you're dancing now.

04:57:26.000 We'll just do Skype for now.

04:57:29.000 Maybe you should talk to your dad.

04:57:30.000 I love Mr. King on CNN.

04:57:31.000 This dude is professional.

04:57:33.000 He's got the hands down the whole night.

04:57:34.000 He's pointing to the mouse.

04:57:35.000 This guy is professional.

04:57:36.000 I like him for some reason.

04:57:38.000 What the hell does this mean?

04:57:40.000 Stelters warm-ups?

04:57:42.000 I love Mr. King on CNN. This dude is professional.

04:57:46.000 He's got the hands down the whole night. He's point to the mouse. This guy is professional. I like him for some reason.

04:57:51.000 What the hell does this mean? These hands?

04:57:53.000 He's got the hands.

04:57:55.000 He's got the hands.

04:57:55.000 What are you talking about?

04:57:57.000 All the TV shows, man.

04:57:57.000 Everybody's doing the night coverage of the election.

04:58:00.000 I just want to say, by far, I mean, Zeke, he came in a close second.

04:58:05.000 But you guys are doing a good job over there with a lot of... Well, thank you very much.

04:58:10.000 And that's why we kept you... We kept you as a last guest because we wanted you guys on last.

04:58:18.000 Also because we assumed, given your ethnic makeup, you'd be late. 0.99

04:58:24.000 Jesus Christ!

04:58:30.000 I am your friend!

04:58:32.000 You know what, though?

04:58:33.000 Here's one thing, too.

04:58:34.000 You know, there's this whole idea of being colorblind.

04:58:36.000 Is there any, by the way, hold on a second, is there any new update that I need to know, guys?

04:58:38.000 No, no, no new update.

04:58:39.000 It's gonna be slowing down right now, so we can shoot the bull a little bit.

04:58:42.000 Don't you miss that, like, you talked about growing up around poor white people, okay, and some of them told N-word jokes, obviously, and that's something that they shouldn't be doing, but don't you find it far more endearing? 0.76

04:58:51.000 You guys, let's be honest, you guys make white people jokes all the time when you're here.

04:58:56.000 Don't you think that, don't you feel more comfortable, I know I feel more comfortable around black people who make jokes about white people, and I would imagine that black people feel more comfortable around people who are fine joking around about racial differences, rather than either acting like they don't exist, or asking what kind of an unaired grievance you have. 0.96

04:59:14.000 We used to be at that point in the country where we could bust balls, because you know what?

04:59:18.000 You know how I know someone is not my friend, especially working in the circles that I run with as a comedian? 0.55

04:59:22.000 If someone is not breaking balls, I know we're not buddies.

04:59:26.000 Because they don't feel comfortable enough.

04:59:28.000 Yeah.

04:59:29.000 Yeah, I know, like, people that are overly sensitive, man, they...

04:59:33.000 Typically, they're liberal.

04:59:35.000 We should be able to all joke and laugh and poke at our differences and shouldn't get offended.

04:59:41.000 Only people that are really getting offended is because they have some issues they have to deal with personally or some insecurities.

04:59:48.000 But yeah, I do agree with you.

04:59:49.000 I mean, regardless of race, we should be able to joke and have fun and not overly get over-bitter about certain things.

04:59:56.000 That was nice.

04:59:57.000 Yeah, that was nice.

05:00:00.000 That was pretty nice.

05:00:00.000 Which, you know, I didn't expect from someone usually, you know, you're angry and aggressive.

05:00:06.000 Not you, I mean your people in general. 1.00

05:00:07.000 You fucking asshole! 1.00

05:00:12.000 He just took that nice moment and ruined it. 1.00

05:00:14.000 No, but I mean, listen, my grandfather was possibly one of the most racist people on the planet if you would just go by his jokes.

05:00:22.000 But you know what?

05:00:23.000 If he didn't joke about you, he didn't want you in his house.

05:00:26.000 That's what it was.

05:00:27.000 My grandfather and my dad said, now was he actually racist?

05:00:29.000 He might have been.

05:00:30.000 But he was in the military with black people, and oh my god, if you were to pick someone who was more racist against any individual group of people, it was Italians.

05:00:38.000 My grandfather on my dad's side, every single racist comment was about Italians, about eating too much, about never winning a war, all this stuff, and his best friend was an Italian.

05:00:52.000 So I just say- I get it. 0.81

05:00:53.000 He's a racist, but He's the only one to be cool with you if he can make fun of you. 0.80

05:00:59.000 What's that? 0.97

05:01:00.000 In other words, if you were to show up as a black man and you were like, uh, Wilson, I really appreciate what you've done for your culture as an ambassador. 0.97

05:01:06.000 You're like, oh, that's a racist because when I leave, he's calling me a coon. 0.95

05:01:09.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

05:01:12.000 Whereas you guys, when I was there, you said, yeah, you got that big, powerful white ass. 1.00

05:01:15.000 It was gay, but I appreciate it. 0.99

05:01:20.000 And by the way, a lot of people have been watching our Jiu Jitsu video too, so that's been going pretty well. 0.83

05:01:24.000 I know that I owe you a gym visit where I'm going to go into your waters, and you guys will embarrass me there.

05:01:31.000 But hey, listen, we've got to get going.

05:01:33.000 I really do love you guys.

05:01:34.000 I love it when you come out to Dallas, really.

05:01:36.000 For people who don't know, the Hodge Twins, they're rough around the edges on air, but they are good family guys, and I don't think we ever have more fun than when the Hodge Twins are here.

05:01:46.000 What you see is what you get.

05:01:48.000 They go to the bathroom together.

05:01:51.000 I don't do that anymore.

05:01:52.000 Yeah, oh really?

05:01:53.000 You changed since a whopping two months ago?

05:01:55.000 Yeah, that just happened.

05:01:57.000 I haven't done that since I was six.

05:02:00.000 Was it tokenized?

05:02:01.000 People don't know the story.

05:02:03.000 Guys, hey, Reg, the bandit, let me know if there's any new updates.

05:02:07.000 Because this was a racist prank, the Hodgetwins were out in their car in front of the studio, and they were there for like an hour, right?

05:02:15.000 It was a while.

05:02:16.000 It was a suspicious while.

05:02:17.000 For example, if a cop were to just, you know, Knock on there.

05:02:22.000 It wouldn't be ill-timed.

05:02:23.000 Sure.

05:02:24.000 Sure.

05:02:24.000 Regardless of race.

05:02:26.000 But, specifically, taking into account race.

05:02:29.000 And so we said we're going to do a prank where we're going to send Tocanawan out there, we dressed him as a cop, to go out there and knock on the door because they had been there for 45 minutes.

05:02:38.000 Well, Tocanawan goes out and he knocks on the door. 0.83

05:02:41.000 One of you is out there pissing in a cup.

05:02:45.000 When you were 40 feet from the studio and there are two bathrooms right in here and they're gender neutral.

05:02:51.000 Why were you peeing in a cup in the car?

05:02:55.000 I didn't feel like getting out of the car.

05:02:59.000 The cup was right there.

05:03:00.000 I said, Kevin look the other way.

05:03:02.000 I'm going to the bathroom.

05:03:07.000 It is not!

05:03:08.000 It is not!

05:03:09.000 I've lived with black families, never once have I encountered this! 0.86

05:03:14.000 It's a you thing! 1.00

05:03:16.000 The truth is, shut up! 1.00

05:03:18.000 He waited, waited, and he said, you know what, I can't make it to the bathroom, I'm gonna piss on myself, give me that cup. 0.99

05:03:22.000 Then I looked up and there's some guy dressed up like a cop, and I'm like, what are you doing here?

05:03:33.000 Alright, listen, we're going to have to get going soon, but you tell me, what do you want to leave our audience with tonight?

05:03:40.000 Because it seems like they might not call the election here tonight, but what are your final words and where is the best place for people to find you?

05:03:47.000 The best place to find us is Instagram, because Facebook is going to get deleted any day now.

05:03:55.000 Yeah, you can find us on YouTube at Conservative Twins, Hodge Twins.

05:03:59.000 Instagram is Hodge Twins.

05:04:01.000 And Twitter is Hodge Twins. 0.78

05:04:02.000 And if you want to just, you know, for shits and giggles, you can still go to Facebook, but I can't promise you we're going to be there. 0.65

05:04:08.000 That's Hodge Twins. 0.98

05:04:09.000 It's the Hodge Twins. 0.86

05:04:09.000 This isn't being broadcast on Facebook right now anyway, so. 0.86

05:04:12.000 Alright, Keith, Kevin, hey, thank you guys.

05:04:15.000 And you know what?

05:04:16.000 I joke around, but I really do appreciate when you guys come out here and it's always fun.

05:04:20.000 And I'm really glad to have you guys on our side.

05:04:22.000 I followed, for people who don't know, I followed them, I watched them, so did Reg the Bandit.

05:04:25.000 Hey, well, we can talk about this now.

05:04:27.000 Can you guys see, can you show Reg the Bandit?

05:04:29.000 Can you guys, can you show him to the Hodgetwins?

05:04:31.000 Will they be able to see him?

05:04:31.000 No, we're just sending them your camera.

05:04:33.000 Oh, they're sending them my camera.

05:04:34.000 Reg, Reg, come in here.

05:04:35.000 Walk over here.

05:04:36.000 Walk over here.

05:04:37.000 So remember how I told you, because it's fine now, right?

05:04:39.000 Your identity is no longer a secret. 0.99

05:04:42.000 You don't want to wear the bandit mask, you prick! 0.99

05:04:45.000 Yeah. 0.97

05:04:45.000 So this guy used to be a professor of research. 0.97

05:04:48.000 What's your squat?

05:04:50.000 My best squat was a little over 635.

05:04:52.000 635.

05:04:55.000 615 deadlift.

05:04:56.000 635, 615 deadlift, and he's a hundred and... what are you, 170?

05:05:00.000 Yeah, I'm... 170 pounds.

05:05:02.000 I'll send you the video.

05:05:03.000 This guy is an absolute monster, and he was a big fan of yours.

05:05:07.000 When I started talking about it, I'm like, hey, we're gonna have the Hodgewins on as a guest. 0.60

05:05:10.000 He started working as a researcher for me.

05:05:11.000 He said, the Hodgewins?

05:05:12.000 I said, all kinds of guests.

05:05:16.000 And right away, so this guy, he blows us all out of the water.

05:05:19.000 It's okay, you can go back to your thing.

05:05:21.000 He looks like that one actor, what's his name?

05:05:23.000 Tom Hardy!

05:05:24.000 Yeah, Tom Hardy.

05:05:25.000 You said Matt Hardy.

05:05:26.000 He gets that all the time.

05:05:28.000 Only he would ragdoll Tom Hardy. 0.77

05:05:31.000 But I just say this because, listen, I say this because people who are watching right now, and I know it's going to be fewer and fewer as we go later into the night and Facebook bans us, listen.

05:05:41.000 Let me be careful.

05:05:42.000 There are grifters in this movement, okay?

05:05:43.000 Everyone out there, and you know this.

05:05:47.000 You know that I believe what I say I believe?

05:05:50.000 Go back to 2006.

05:05:51.000 Go back to 2008.

05:05:53.000 Go back to 2009, where I was on YouTube doing this, and I put myself on the ISIS kill list when there was no reason to.

05:06:00.000 You know that I'm saying what I believe.

05:06:02.000 There are a lot of people who've come up through the ranks now where they've realized that there's a market share.

05:06:07.000 Now you guys, I followed you, Reg followed you, I know a lot of people here followed you just from your fitness channels and from some of the funny stuff you did and your comedy and then you risked something coming out being conservative.

05:06:21.000 You didn't come up as the black conservative voice and so I want people to recognize that difference.

05:06:25.000 You guys have a lot more to say than just I'm black, and I like Trump.

05:06:30.000 You had a lot more to risk, and that's something that I really do not only respect, I admire, but I really hope that it pays dividends for you guys.

05:06:39.000 And I want to see you guys around for a long time.

05:06:41.000 So, I'd like it if you were in my vicinity more often, but I know you guys like being in the hellhole that is Nevada.

05:06:50.000 Hey, let's set it up, man.

05:06:54.000 And I mean it, guys.

05:06:57.000 Everyone here, you guys know, right?

05:06:58.000 They stepped out on a limb.

05:07:00.000 They stepped out on a limb.

05:07:01.000 And I felt a little bit bad because I kind of forced them to.

05:07:03.000 That was a good thing you did that for us. 0.99

05:07:10.000 Man, it made me grow some balls, you know? 0.95

05:07:12.000 When you invited us to be on your show, I said, hey man, this dude's conservative. 0.98

05:07:17.000 We haven't came out of the closet yet.

05:07:19.000 It was cool that you brought us on your show, and then Kevin, I said, Kevin, I was like, keep it cool.

05:07:25.000 Five minutes into the show, you already spilling the beans.

05:07:28.000 He said that he voted Romney.

05:07:29.000 He said that he voted Romney, which I can't think of any- Defense like this.

05:07:34.000 You know what it was?

05:07:36.000 I told my dad who books the show, I said, Marines, small business owners, family men, they're probably more conservative than they realize.

05:07:44.000 And then you guys said that you voted for Mitt Romney.

05:07:47.000 And that was, then it started hopefully a great new beginning for you guys.

05:07:51.000 We do have to get going because even Brendan is going to be attacked by an attack dog here.

05:07:57.000 But the Hodge Twins, what is it, Hodge Twins Tour, your Facebook, your Instagram, thank you guys and keep everyone posted as the election continues to unfold.

05:08:05.000 Trump 2020!

05:08:06.000 Alright, well I hope that's what happens.

05:08:08.000 See you guys later.

05:08:10.000 Thank you very much.

05:08:12.000 I don't know if Reg the Bandit or Half-Asian Bill if we have any updates at all. 0.61

05:08:16.000 So it looks like CNN is calling Nebraska split.

05:08:21.000 District 2 for Biden.

05:08:22.000 Well, District 2, so not a surprise.

05:08:23.000 The next two votes are one vote.

05:08:25.000 Yeah, well I always had that written down, four Nebraska votes for Donald Trump and one for... That was 2016 as well, right?

05:08:33.000 It's pretty par for the course.

05:08:34.000 So Arizona, I want you guys to look at this.

05:08:36.000 A 3% in estimated vote count difference, a 50,000 narrowing.

05:08:41.000 So if you extrapolate that, I don't know that you can, but that's a big thing, right?

05:08:44.000 So 3% increase in the estimated vote count, 50,000 votes narrowed for Trump.

05:08:49.000 So we'll see how Arizona goes.

05:08:50.000 So it's definitely trending tighter.

05:08:53.000 The question is whether it will be enough.

05:08:55.000 But it's certainly less of a gap than Pennsylvania.

05:08:57.000 Pennsylvania is bordering on 700,000 votes right now.

05:09:01.000 Right.

05:09:02.000 And you were saying, Reg the Bandit, you were talking I think about Arizona before we were so rudely interrupted by the Coons of the Year. 1.00

05:09:08.000 Oh, no, no, no.

05:09:09.000 Actually, I was going to come in and say that, yeah, the Arizona does seem to be tightening a little bit.

05:09:14.000 I don't know if it'll be enough.

05:09:15.000 Pause!

05:09:15.000 Does everyone know that they call themselves that?

05:09:17.000 I'm going to get you in trouble for saying whoa.

05:09:20.000 I thought it was funny.

05:09:22.000 But I was going to mention Twitter.

05:09:24.000 just censored one of Trump's tweets.

05:09:27.000 What?

05:09:28.000 He said, we're up big but they're trying to steal the election.

05:09:30.000 We'll never let them do it.

05:09:31.000 Votes cannot be cast after the polls are closed.

05:09:34.000 And they did the thing where you can't see it, you know, it's censored out and then you

05:09:38.000 can't retweet it or like it.

05:09:40.000 And they tweeted out, we placed a warning on a tweet from real Donald Trump for making

05:09:43.000 a potentially misleading claim about the election.

05:09:47.000 And so they haven't censored, you know, Biden's out there tweeting, we'll still win this.

05:09:51.000 They can't take it from us.

05:09:52.000 And they're not, they're not censoring that.

05:09:54.000 So I thought that was notable that they're, that's how they're playing it on election night.

05:09:59.000 Sorry, can someone else talk?

05:10:03.000 I think we're going to see more of that over the next couple of days.

05:10:06.000 I think you're going to see Trump willing to kind of voice his opinions.

05:10:10.000 You're going to see Twitter not give one or three shits about the fact that the election is hanging in the balance right now. 0.99

05:10:17.000 I think Jack Dorsey has three shits in him. 0.99

05:10:19.000 He doesn't. 1.00

05:10:19.000 He's like a turd and a tapeworm. 1.00

05:10:21.000 Well, I was going to say he used them all to style his hair and beard. 0.92

05:10:25.000 So I don't think we're going to see any less of that.

05:10:27.000 And particularly if we see a Biden presidency, we're going to see an emboldening of the platforms

05:10:32.000 to say, hey, you know what?

05:10:34.000 But the Supreme Court is a hedge against that a little bit.

05:10:36.000 It is a hedge, only to the extent that if the Senate ends up going blue as well, then you have a legitimate shot at packing the court.

05:10:46.000 How many weeks and days have we heard Biden and Kamala dance around the question of packing the court?

05:10:53.000 Now, I think it would be political suicide to do that in the long run, but that doesn't mean they won't do something stupid in the short term in terms of packing the court, which would neutralize the ability to have any kind of determination about Section 230 and Big Tech.

05:11:06.000 I think you're probably right. 0.75

05:11:07.000 My concern is really Big Tech.

05:11:09.000 That's my biggest concern.

05:11:10.000 Well, that should be everybody's concern.

05:11:11.000 You don't have to control the people, you just have to control the messages that they get.

05:11:16.000 That's it.

05:11:17.000 Yep, and that's exactly what they're trying to be doing.

05:11:19.000 And right now, what are they doing right now?

05:11:21.000 They're just going back and forth and back and forth.

05:11:25.000 Do we have any updates on Georgia at all?

05:11:27.000 So what's interesting to me is that you have the New York Times.

05:11:32.000 They're a little... the needle, right?

05:11:36.000 They have Biden with a 0.3 point lead.

05:11:42.000 But if you look here... But it's changed.

05:11:43.000 It used to be 67% tilting Biden.

05:11:45.000 Now it's down to 59.

05:11:46.000 Now, the AP is reporting that Trump is leading 51.9% to 46.9%.

05:11:53.000 So that looks much more conclusive.

05:11:58.000 I'm not sure why there's that discrepancy, if New York Times has some sources that AP doesn't, but it seems like it's about the same percentage of reporting.

05:12:08.000 Well, the numbers are the same.

05:12:10.000 If you look at the New York Times actual hard numbers, it's about a 250,000 vote lead for Donald Trump with about 85% reporting in Georgia.

05:12:18.000 I'm not sure where they're doing that.

05:12:19.000 And if you zoom in on the counties, I did that just a minute ago, you've seen the big counties for Democrats are reporting heavily.

05:12:26.000 It's not like they're just waiting on Atlanta to come in.

05:12:28.000 That's not what's happening.

05:12:30.000 Can you bring that up, those counties there in Georgia, when you can?

05:12:35.000 Yeah.

05:12:37.000 Can you bring up what you did with Pennsylvania?

05:12:43.000 I just have a gut feeling, I still feel like George is going for Donald Trump.

05:12:45.000 Yeah, I do too.

05:12:46.000 I really don't see it going for Joe Biden.

05:12:47.000 And the fact that all of a sudden they gave it a 67% chance of going to Joe Biden, and now it's down to, let me see, even on New York Times, 59% Biden.

05:12:56.000 That doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.

05:12:57.000 I'm not sure where they're getting that, but again, maybe they're pulling some county information we don't have.

05:13:01.000 You asked a question about Bucks County in Georgia.

05:13:03.000 I think Donald Trump got around 120,000 votes there in 2016.

05:13:06.000 He's on pace to get about 200,000 to 240,000 votes this time, so that's a big, big shift.

05:13:12.000 I mean, unless just a million new people come out of Bucks County, which, who knows?

05:13:15.000 They have votes coming from everywhere.

05:13:16.000 I expect the gap to close in Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

05:13:20.000 I don't know if it's going to eclipse Donald Trump's lead.

05:13:23.000 If you build up that gigantic lead, that's hard to overcome. If we want to look at these

05:13:27.000 Georgia counties, I'm assuming that what the New York Times is looking at is that Dekalb County

05:13:32.000 there, that's only 39 percent, but it's plus 67 Biden. Right. They may be thinking that when that

05:13:38.000 comes in, it'll flip it for Biden.

05:13:41.000 That's what I'm supposing.

05:13:42.000 It's got to be that huge gap, the DeKalb County.

05:13:44.000 That's going to be a big deal.

05:13:45.000 Now, Katie Pavlik over at The Hill said, this is about 30 minutes ago, tweeted that she'd spoken to Arizona Governor Doug Ducey's office, that there is about 900,000 votes outstanding that haven't been counted, half from Maricopa County, which is heavily breaking towards Biden.

05:14:01.000 However, they're saying with every update they say it's breaking significantly towards Trump 2-1.

05:14:07.000 She does, of course, give the caveat that doesn't mean he'll close the gap, but it's certainly different than where it is.

05:14:12.000 It's like a premature call.

05:14:14.000 It's a premature call at this moment.

05:14:16.000 Again, can the gap close?

05:14:17.000 If it's just 2-1, it sounds like from her math, it's not going to get there.

05:14:22.000 But again, it's about, we talked about quality.

05:14:26.000 Well, something also people don't understand, you also look at the county sometimes as a monolith.

05:14:29.000 But in Maricopa County, there can be big differences.

05:14:31.000 For example, if you look in Dallas County.

05:14:34.000 What is Dallas County officially?

05:14:36.000 What is the actual name of the county?

05:14:37.000 Is it Dallas County?

05:14:38.000 Dallas County.

05:14:38.000 Yes, Dallas.

05:14:39.000 And then it is, what is Plano, Frisco?

05:14:42.000 Collin County.

05:14:42.000 That's Collin County.

05:14:43.000 Or Tarrant County.

05:14:44.000 OK.

05:14:45.000 So let's take Collin County right outside of Dallas, right?

05:14:48.000 You have certain areas of, you have Plano, overwhelmingly Republican.

05:14:51.000 But you also have some areas, well, is Lewisville all, or sorry, is Carrollton all Denton?

05:14:56.000 It's mostly, if not all of them.

05:14:58.000 Frisco kind of goes Democrat because you have a lot of Indian and Bangladeshi immigrants.

05:15:02.000 And so even in that same county... I don't know.

05:15:04.000 I feel like a lot of them are Republican.

05:15:06.000 I don't think you can break it down on just the racial side.

05:15:09.000 Every county around Dallas... By the racial side, statistically, when you have Indian Americans, they go like 70% Democrat.

05:15:16.000 Yeah, it's very high.

05:15:16.000 Indian Americans go significantly higher Democrat.

05:15:19.000 And I'm saying in Frisco, particularly in the new developments, there are a lot of Indian Americans.

05:15:21.000 But what I am saying is in Collin County or Dallas County, okay, take Dallas where you have downtown Dallas versus Highland Village, right?

05:15:28.000 There are areas that are significantly more Republican and there are areas Absolutely.

05:15:32.000 And it depends on what's coming in from Maricopa County.

05:15:34.000 I'm not super familiar with the county, but again, you could have the majority of the portion of that county which is heavily Democrat already be counted, and there could be an area that is heavily, because put it this way, you're no worse off at this point if it just continues along the trend of Maricopa County, but maybe there's a Highland Village like you have in Dallas, or maybe there's like a Red Rock like you have in Austin, Round Rock?

05:15:56.000 In Austin, which ends up being a lot more conservative.

05:16:00.000 So that could be the discrepancy, because this is one of those things that gets to be granular in why politics is local.

05:16:06.000 You don't really know if you're not super familiar with the county, like I was saying with Lansing.

05:16:11.000 I don't know exactly what it encompasses, that county.

05:16:15.000 But I know once you get out of that capital, when we were there and we were giving our speech, it was overwhelmingly Trump science.

05:16:20.000 Well that's when you do have to get to the very granular level because other than just guessing about what precincts have come in, you do have pockets.

05:16:28.000 There's no question that you're going to have pockets of neighborhoods that end up voting in different ways and end up reporting in different ways.

05:16:34.000 So maybe you did happen to skew towards Trump or Biden one way with the first 15 of 30 precincts and then the next set of precincts comes in and it swings back the entire way and then just happens to eclipse.

05:16:46.000 So I think that's the entire point, is that there's still a number of votes that need to come in.

05:16:50.000 No one's giving a down to the district or precinct level of what has come in.

05:16:55.000 And then compare that to what those actually are, compare that to historical trends.

05:17:00.000 So we just gotta see.

05:17:02.000 There's still an open question about Arizona right now.

05:17:05.000 Now I do have an interesting historical trend in Wisconsin.

05:17:08.000 Something about cheese?

05:17:08.000 It's actually Kenosha.

05:17:10.000 If you look at 2016, Trump only won Kenosha by about 200 votes.

05:17:12.000 So it's really tight.

05:17:13.000 36-0-37, Trump to 35-7-9-9.

05:17:14.000 If you look at 2016, Trump only won Kenosha by about 200 votes.

05:17:21.000 Okay, so it's really tight.

05:17:23.000 36-0-37, Trump to 35-7-9-9.

05:17:27.000 So now if we compare to 2020 Kenosha, you'll see that...

05:17:33.000 Do we have 100% of the vote?

05:17:35.000 We've got 55%, but it's going plus 23, Trump.

05:17:41.000 What?

05:17:43.000 Wow.

05:17:43.000 So I think maybe something happened there.

05:17:46.000 But it makes you wonder why that didn't happen in Minneapolis.

05:17:49.000 It makes you wonder why that didn't happen in Philadelphia.

05:17:50.000 Oh sure, oh sure.

05:17:51.000 But Kenosha's a little bit more suburban.

05:17:53.000 Maybe they moved.

05:17:54.000 I would say he's outperforming in Philadelphia, right?

05:17:57.000 He's doing so much better.

05:17:58.000 In Wayne County... He's under by 48!

05:18:00.000 In Philadelphia.

05:18:01.000 No, but he's outperforming 16.

05:18:02.000 So that's the measure isn't just how he's doing right now.

05:18:05.000 It's how many votes he's peeling away that should have gone to Joe Biden.

05:18:08.000 Yeah, I think that's a big big indicator.

05:18:10.000 I think you're right.

05:18:10.000 It's the same thing.

05:18:11.000 No, I think you're right.

05:18:12.000 I still think if I if I had to bet I still probably would bet on Donald Trump at this point.

05:18:17.000 Election betting odds are still at 60-40 Trump.

05:18:18.000 Yeah.

05:18:20.000 Okay.

05:18:20.000 Interesting, yeah.

05:18:21.000 That is interesting.

05:18:22.000 That is very interesting.

05:18:25.000 Say you speak your piece there, Reggie Bennett, and then I'm gonna have to pee like a horse that races.

05:18:30.000 Like a Clydesdale.

05:18:31.000 Do Clydesdale piss more like a race, or do racehorses have to have larger bladders? 1.00

05:18:36.000 What about the Arabian horses?

05:18:37.000 Because they're dancing.

05:18:38.000 I feel like this is a myth.

05:18:39.000 I think the race horses are just nervous.

05:18:41.000 I think they're nervous.

05:18:42.000 Really?

05:18:43.000 Oh, they're being ridden by midgets? 1.00

05:18:45.000 No, no, they make them pee so they weigh less. 0.76

05:18:48.000 So they can run faster.

05:18:50.000 You got 19 gallons of water in you, you're gonna run slightly slower.

05:18:54.000 And then you have to probably give a diuretic to the jockey, too.

05:18:57.000 Yeah, you gotta make those guys.

05:18:58.000 That guy can't be tipping the scale at 120.

05:19:02.000 He's supposed to fit in his old wedding dress.

05:19:05.000 We'll be able to send this clip all around so people know what piss like a Russian racehorse means. 0.99

05:19:10.000 Russian racehorse? 0.93

05:19:11.000 I always heard Russian.

05:19:11.000 He's calling for interference.

05:19:17.000 Stand back and stand by.

05:19:23.000 Loud and clear, Wade.

05:19:24.000 Look, we get it.

05:19:25.000 We get it.

05:19:28.000 There really aren't.

05:19:29.000 What were you about to say there, Reggie?

05:19:30.000 Oh, I know.

05:19:30.000 I was just saying, it seems like to me, one of the things in the coverage that stands out tonight is I think Fox News especially has really torched its sort of reputation with that early Arizona call.

05:19:42.000 Especially since we know a lot of their viewers are, you know, going to trend toward being Trump fans.

05:19:46.000 There was really no reason for it.

05:19:49.000 And now Fox News is saying, oh, we're probably not going to get results for Nevada or Georgia or Michigan or Pennsylvania or Wisconsin or North Carolina tonight.

05:19:58.000 I think that sort of unsteady back and forth is going to turn a lot of people off of them.

05:20:04.000 I think that's why people are turning to alternative media sources because on both the left and right there's things not to be happy about.

05:20:13.000 Well, I will tell you this, we will be here for a while tonight, and everyone who can be here, you guys stay here, and people who have to leave, you can leave, but we'll have a better idea for you than Fox News by the end of the night.

05:20:23.000 I guarantee you we'll have a pretty good idea of Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, sorry, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin.

05:20:31.000 We will give you a better idea before you go to bed than Fox News.

05:20:35.000 Doesn't necessarily mean that we will call the states, but I think they're all being a little bit lazy here.

05:20:41.000 North Carolina, depending on what we see with the mail-in voting.

05:20:43.000 Of all the states that we're talking about, North Carolina seems to me like the one that we could most likely comfortably call or at least have a suggestion before the end of the night.

05:20:53.000 Now, before we come back, I actually want to let everybody know, of course, this is the four year anniversary for Mug Club.

05:21:00.000 You launched this show.

05:21:03.000 Four years ago.

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05:21:06.000 It was syndicated across radio.

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05:21:16.000 once we realized that we could do it four times a week and Increase the staff and it ended up being about an hour more

05:21:23.000 per week than what we were doing Once a week three hours on radio

05:21:26.000 we felt confident that we could create a show not only that you guys would like but that a

05:21:30.000 show that we could grow into and a show that would really sort of break some new ground and

05:21:34.000 Win, lose or draw not only tonight, but win, lose or draw with this channel

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05:21:43.000 I gotta say, I really am very grateful.

05:21:45.000 It's been a wild four years.

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05:21:57.000 Really, the quarterback, Garrett, has moved into his position.

05:22:00.000 Tokunawa wasn't with us, Audio Wade wasn't with us.

05:22:02.000 All the people who are out there, Angela, even Brendan, Bryce, Smooth Manny, Too Cute Maddie, none of them were with us.

05:22:10.000 I think Francine, Darren, and Courtney were obviously with us before, but there's been a huge development.

05:22:15.000 There have been so many people, and these people are directly affected by your lives.

05:22:17.000 And one thing too I want to say, if they're directly affected by your support, they're directly affected by this election.

05:22:25.000 Listen, no one here is going to be losing their job, unless I feel like it, but you're talking about half-Asian lawyer Bill Richmond. 0.89

05:22:33.000 That's like two salaries that are gone if Joe Biden has his way with taxes.

05:22:37.000 That's two salaries that are gone.

05:22:39.000 We have to find a way to make up for it.

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05:22:47.000 But we have seen So much growth.

05:22:50.000 We didn't even have a million subscribers four years ago.

05:22:53.000 Nope.

05:22:53.000 It's crazy.

05:22:54.000 And we were about to cross that.

05:22:55.000 We certainly weren't anywhere near a billion plays, and we certainly hadn't spoken with the president, the president's son, people like Ted Cruz.

05:23:05.000 Change My Mind wasn't a thing.

05:23:06.000 That didn't even exist.

05:23:07.000 All the things that you've come to know and love with this channel, these were things, they were sort of steps out in faith, where I know I was afraid because we were doing this show and it was kind of growing.

05:23:15.000 It was a three-hour Once a week radio show.

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05:23:19.000 We were doing it a little bit in more of a comedy way, but stepping out and trying something like Change My Mind, stepping out and doing an actual late-night comedy show, stepping out and then doing a late-night comedy show in the morning and doing sketches and interviews and bits, something that we were told wouldn't work in the right.

05:23:35.000 I remember actually pitching my book and I remember actually pitching the show and them saying, well, conservatives don't actually like comedy.

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05:23:43.000 That's not the kind of show that I want.

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05:26:38.000 I'd say that's a wrap!

05:26:40.000 You You

05:26:55.000 He'll be back here in just a minute.

05:26:58.000 You know, look, it's been a long stream.

05:27:00.000 I mean, the guy has been up all day getting ready.

05:27:03.000 He's been force-feeding himself all of this different news in order to be prepared.

05:27:07.000 For those of you who may have not tuned in to the very beginning, there was some really interesting analysis about just really getting to that granular level of what the districts are doing, the precincts are doing, how they're really working, and a lot of it has bore fruit.

05:27:22.000 From the very beginning, when we were there, looking at Florida, getting all the way to kind of a shock of where we were in Arizona, the Fox News false call.

05:27:31.000 Yeah, it's been kind of all over the place.

05:27:32.000 I mean, you guys were calling it, looking at how Fox News is being treated on Twitter right now.

05:27:37.000 It's no shock that we were over a half million folks who were there even right before and still up I think over back over 400,000 since Facebook cut the stream.

05:27:48.000 We've got Brodigan gonna fill in for me because lawyers don't work this late and so now he has to put up with Gerald and you know I feel terrible for you.

05:27:57.000 My condolences.

05:27:59.000 So I think during the break we were taking a look and some of the numbers were narrowing.

05:28:03.000 Yeah, Georgia big time.

05:28:04.000 So Georgia is 91% reporting.

05:28:06.000 I think it's around 120,000 vote difference now, which I think was a little closer to 200,000 just a little while ago.

05:28:14.000 So we're seeing a lot more and I think the two counties right around Atlanta that are coming in I think 70-something percent reported, but they're obviously huge, Biden leading counting.

05:28:23.000 So I think that's going to narrow some more, and that's probably what they were waiting on.

05:28:26.000 We'll see if that tips it, though.

05:28:28.000 I'm crossing my fingers on Georgia, because that's a big one.

05:28:32.000 So if he wins Michigan, that cancels out Michigan.

05:28:34.000 Right, it's going to end up really, it'll be the same kind of major effect, upset shift that you saw with Arizona, if Georgia were to go the wrong way, right?

05:28:43.000 Or if it holds, though, it's going to be that continual part where we're focusing now on what I would consider the eastern part of the blue wall.

05:28:51.000 We're looking at Pennsylvania, we're looking at Michigan, we're looking at Wisconsin, clearly Minnesota no longer on the table.

05:28:56.000 Maybe Maine, is it Maine?

05:28:58.000 We've got one, Maine's a little bit of a holdout.

05:29:02.000 I can imagine Biden doesn't sweep Maine.

05:29:05.000 Well, right now, I think we have it at one split.

05:29:07.000 I don't know if he's going to sweep.

05:29:09.000 He might not.

05:29:10.000 I'm with you.

05:29:10.000 I think that's the most likely outcome.

05:29:12.000 But again, Hillary Clinton was the most likely outcome in 2016. 0.90

05:29:18.000 And again, I know I was joking earlier that the Democrats had conceded 2016.

05:29:21.000 Just so you all know, it has not happened.

05:29:25.000 That was just comedy.

05:29:27.000 I realize this is not the Richmond Show.

05:29:30.000 I do like to crack some jokes.

05:29:32.000 So I don't know if we've seen anything else.

05:29:34.000 I kind of want to switch back.

05:29:35.000 One more percentage point.

05:29:36.000 I'm sorry, I know this is granular.

05:29:37.000 One more percentage point from Arizona and it's narrowed again by about 10,000 votes.

05:29:42.000 Wow.

05:29:42.000 So he's chipping away.

05:29:43.000 He's got 20% left.

05:29:45.000 He's going to have to make up some ground, but if you do the math, it's possible.

05:29:48.000 We saw issues.

05:29:49.000 We've got a lot of voter turnout low for DeKalb in terms of counting the votes.

05:29:54.000 We had issues in Gwinnett County where there was computer problems.

05:29:57.000 We had Fulton County where there was, I think, a water main break at State Farm Marina.

05:30:01.000 I mean, thank you for the tweets that are coming in from various places.

05:30:05.000 Saw some folks sending in numbers for Wayne County, which is very interesting.

05:30:09.000 But we are still taking some chat.

05:30:11.000 If anyone who's watching on The Blaze, we have a lot of folks there are our top supporters.

05:30:17.000 People who are making sure that this show is here all the time. 0.99

05:30:21.000 When we, literally at every moment, I'm sitting here waiting for Steven, whether I'm at home, or I am here, or I'm sitting in that chair, or I'm outside trying to eat a sandwich on a break, that someone's gonna hit the fucking bat button and go, YouTube's fucking with us! 0.99

05:30:35.000 Facebook's fucking with us! 0.98

05:30:37.000 We need Bill Richmond in now. 0.99

05:30:38.000 And while I'm excited to do it, it's so disconcerting that it's even required.

05:30:42.000 It's so disconcerting that people want to know what's going on. 0.96

05:30:46.000 You want to hear from this man, right here, fucking with his armor, and you can't at times. 0.98

05:30:54.000 You taking off? 1.00

05:30:55.000 Rolling!

05:30:56.000 Thank you, Bill Richmond.

05:30:57.000 Say yeah, buddy.

05:30:58.000 By the way, Maricopa County is what's narrowing in Arizona.

05:31:02.000 It's one of the big things, so it's just kind of a surprise.

05:31:04.000 You had mentioned maybe some Republican areas out, and the outliers were coming in.

05:31:08.000 I apologize that I am a little bit late.

05:31:11.000 I wouldn't say you're late.

05:31:12.000 You had to poop.

05:31:13.000 No, I didn't have to poop.

05:31:15.000 You didn't?

05:31:16.000 What is it?

05:31:17.000 Oh, okay.

05:31:17.000 Maybe I shouldn't have put Brodigan in here.

05:31:20.000 The bourbon out there.

05:31:21.000 It does smell like bourbon now.

05:31:22.000 A little bit of sauce there.

05:31:24.000 I'm a little bit tired.

05:31:26.000 It's like three hours past my bedtime.

05:31:28.000 I just want to be clear.

05:31:31.000 Anyone who wants to go home, I know like Bill is, you guys can feel free to go.

05:31:36.000 If you go, then everyone else goes and you just leave the camera on me and I'll just keep going.

05:31:39.000 But I want to go until at least we call one more state.

05:31:42.000 Do you think we'll call one more tonight?

05:31:44.000 I will.

05:31:45.000 Georgia?

05:31:46.000 No, I mean do you think it'll actually happen?

05:31:47.000 If I'm not over you by the time I get to Georgia.

05:31:52.000 What's the next lyric?

05:31:54.000 I'll be Alabama bound.

05:31:58.000 There was a time when I'd do anything for ya. 1.00

05:32:02.000 But you can go fuck yourself. 1.00

05:32:05.000 Whoa. 1.00

05:32:06.000 Did you make up this song?

05:32:07.000 Because I won't be around.

05:32:09.000 No, I don't remember.

05:32:09.000 Was it Miranda Lambert?

05:32:11.000 One of those white country broads.

05:32:13.000 That's all of them. 0.96

05:32:14.000 Another one of these wisps.

05:32:16.000 Look at this.

05:32:16.000 So with this election, a lot of people have a bunch of different motives for why they chose one candidate over another, and a lot of people aren't thinking about, like, you know, down ticket items.

05:32:27.000 You know, somebody who we were going to hear from, at least at some point tonight, was Smooth Manny.

05:32:33.000 Well, it's true.

05:32:33.000 Well, I heard that.

05:32:34.000 Sorry.

05:32:35.000 I just have to brush my teeth because I literally just ate an RX bar.

05:32:38.000 Also, wasn't a dog supposed to eat Brendan?

05:32:40.000 Did I get that right?

05:32:41.000 Yes.

05:32:41.000 So actually, really quickly, we are going to go right now because they didn't call Wisconsin yet.

05:32:45.000 But I think everyone was looking forward to this.

05:32:46.000 Well, yeah.

05:32:47.000 I know I was.

05:32:48.000 Oh, yeah.

05:32:49.000 You got to give the people what they want.

05:32:52.000 If I'm not mistaken, Carolyn the dog trainer, whom I love.

05:32:55.000 Carolyn the dog trainer.

05:32:56.000 I just can't tell you how much fondness I have for this woman when she actually got a handle on Betty and just beat the hell out of her. 1.00

05:33:04.000 Oh, wow.

05:33:05.000 She just said, get in line, sweetheart. 1.00

05:33:07.000 That didn't happen.

05:33:07.000 And Betty said, okay.

05:33:08.000 No, she didn't beat Betty.

05:33:10.000 Just verbal abuse.

05:33:12.000 So, that's not true.

05:33:14.000 But she is remarkable.

05:33:16.000 No, she loves dogs and how she handles dogs and how she was able to teach us. 0.99

05:33:20.000 Because I will say this, we've, you know, Betty has been a problem dog. 0.99

05:33:23.000 Everyone here knows this.

05:33:24.000 You know a quarter black cat.

05:33:25.000 She's adorable.

05:33:26.000 She's cute. 0.95

05:33:27.000 It's God's defense mechanism.

05:33:29.000 You know how like the crab, like the crabs that have like the weird bright colors that's showing danger where you're like, oh don't bite it.

05:33:35.000 It's Betty's equivalent where it's the cuteness, right? 0.93

05:33:37.000 You want to kill Betty and then until she goes... 0.99

05:33:41.000 I can't. 1.00

05:33:42.000 That's like the crab showing its underbelly.

05:33:44.000 It's like the coral reef snake.

05:33:46.000 What is it?

05:33:47.000 Red next to black is a friend of Jack. 0.87

05:33:49.000 Red next to yellow could kill a fellow. 0.88

05:33:50.000 Maybe I'm screwing it up and I'll die.

05:33:52.000 I have no idea.

05:33:54.000 The point is, don't hang around waterfalls.

05:33:56.000 I don't care how many Last of the Mohicans you've watched.

05:33:59.000 They're not safe.

05:33:59.000 Don't go chasing those waterfalls.

05:34:00.000 They're just not safe.

05:34:03.000 Salt and pepper.

05:34:06.000 She has been remarkably effective with Betty.

05:34:09.000 She has not been thrown off by the cuteness.

05:34:12.000 And actually, I believe right now we are going to... We didn't call Wisconsin, but even Brendan still deserves to be bitten by an attack dog.

05:34:21.000 I'll call it so you can blame me.

05:34:23.000 Well, okay, we can blame you.

05:34:23.000 And then you can go to bed.

05:34:25.000 I would like to call Wisconsin for Donald Trump.

05:34:27.000 Alright, get the hell out of here.

05:34:29.000 Go to sleep.

05:34:32.000 Go to sleep. 0.93

05:34:32.000 I want to see Brendan getting eaten by a dog. 0.93

05:34:35.000 Oh, alright. 0.80

05:34:35.000 He wants to see Brendan getting eaten by a dog. 0.80

05:34:36.000 So, uh, Even, Brendan, and Carolyn, are you there?

05:34:39.000 Can you hear us?

05:34:40.000 We can hear you.

05:34:42.000 Okay, well, hold on.

05:34:42.000 I can't see you.

05:34:43.000 Even, Brendan, are you ready?

05:34:44.000 There we go.

05:34:45.000 Alright, Brendan, time for you to start running and let's see if Ice can get on.

05:34:49.000 Do I have a safe word?

05:34:50.000 Yeah, put your helmet on.

05:34:52.000 You do have a safe word.

05:34:53.000 The safe word is actually a phrase.

05:34:55.000 It's, the moon landing was fake.

05:34:57.000 So when you say the moon landing was fake, Carolyn, nod your head to confirm yes.

05:35:01.000 That's the safe word.

05:35:02.000 The moon landing was fake.

05:35:04.000 Yeah.

05:35:04.000 When you say that, obviously, ice should stop.

05:35:07.000 Okay?

05:35:08.000 And ready?

05:35:09.000 We're going to give you a head start.

05:35:10.000 Even Brendan, your home state of Wisconsin, in three, two, let's go!

05:35:15.000 Release the ice and start running, Even Brendan!

05:35:17.000 Go, go, go, go, go, go!

05:35:19.000 Let's see! 0.66

05:35:22.000 Oh god!

05:35:23.000 Oh jeez!

05:35:24.000 Oh she's going back!

05:35:25.000 Don't let her stop! 1.00

05:35:26.000 She doesn't agree!

05:35:28.000 She's a NASA enthusiast! 0.98

05:35:30.000 Oh my god!

05:35:31.000 Wow!

05:35:32.000 That is a security!

05:35:33.000 Let's go!

05:35:33.000 Oh jeez!

05:35:34.000 Okay let's cut back!

05:35:35.000 Let's cut! 1.00

05:35:35.000 I don't know if that suit is enough. 1.00

05:35:38.000 Was that a maggot dog? 0.97

05:35:40.000 We should check on him.

05:35:41.000 We should check on Brendan.

05:35:42.000 She went back for more! 1.00

05:35:46.000 It was worth waiting for.

05:35:47.000 She went back for more! 1.00

05:35:49.000 We thought it was over!

05:35:50.000 I can still hear her!

05:35:53.000 What's going on?

05:35:56.000 She's calling her other dog French! 0.99

05:35:59.000 Alright, let's meet boys!

05:36:01.000 Well, I guess she's a friend of Buzz.

05:36:04.000 I hope he's okay.

05:36:05.000 I'm not sure I hope he's okay.

05:36:07.000 I mean, I think he's okay, but I don't know that I care.

05:36:09.000 I think he's okay.

05:36:09.000 You know, listen, you can always hope.

05:36:11.000 Tonight is all about hope.

05:36:12.000 Did he use the safe phrase?

05:36:15.000 He did use the safe phrase multiple times.

05:36:18.000 I didn't hear it.

05:36:19.000 Multiple times I heard it, yes.

05:36:21.000 It might be kind of hard with the helmet.

05:36:23.000 It might be kind of hard with the helmet.

05:36:24.000 No, he said it.

05:36:24.000 Guaranteed.

05:36:26.000 Oh, boy.

05:36:26.000 That was funny.

05:36:28.000 That was the pick-me-up that I needed.

05:36:29.000 There really was.

05:36:30.000 Just picks you right up.

05:36:32.000 Okay, so we do have actually Smooth Manny.

05:36:34.000 So a lot of people don't realize that Smooth Manny is Colombian.

05:36:37.000 And before we call our next state, I'm gonna be hanging around with you for a little bit tonight.

05:36:40.000 So I know there's only, whatever it is, four, three hundred something thousand of you left watching this.

05:36:44.000 So we're just gonna have a little bit of fun.

05:36:47.000 And hopefully eventually call the state.

05:36:49.000 Actually, I think Smooth Man is going to have to take you.

05:36:52.000 Do you have anything you want to say to the audience before you go, McBrodie?

05:36:55.000 Because you have to be back in New York.

05:36:56.000 You only had a 24-hour window.

05:36:58.000 The funny thing is, I only had a 24-hour pass, but literally an hour after Johnny Boy booked my flight, Cuomo canceled the quarantine, so I don't know what the rules are.

05:37:06.000 Did he really?

05:37:07.000 Yeah.

05:37:08.000 Literally an hour after.

05:37:09.000 So can you hang out for a little bit then here?

05:37:10.000 Can you hang out for a couple more days or no?

05:37:13.000 My flight's already booked.

05:37:14.000 Those things can change.

05:37:15.000 We can change the flight.

05:37:16.000 Right?

05:37:17.000 I kind of want to go home.

05:37:18.000 If I go back out there, is there going to be any left of that special Russell's Reserve bourbon?

05:37:22.000 Because this was a prop and I was forced to drink it, but the good stuff is out there.

05:37:25.000 Before I leave, I'll switch bottles.

05:37:27.000 Okay.

05:37:27.000 That's very nice of you.

05:37:28.000 All right.

05:37:28.000 Thank you, McBrody.

05:37:29.000 Terrible.

05:37:30.000 And people who don't realize, McBrodigan is the one who helped create the website for us, Ladder with Crowder, and has been writing for us for a long time.

05:37:37.000 Brilliant.

05:37:37.000 One of the funniest writers that I know.

05:37:38.000 He's a good man.

05:37:39.000 You can drink your energy drink on air.

05:37:41.000 I know.

05:37:41.000 I saw that.

05:37:41.000 I was like, oh, crap.

05:37:43.000 But Smooth Manny, who is Colombian, and again just to show you that it is not a model. 1.00

05:37:47.000 Don't go in yet!

05:37:48.000 Don't go in yet!

05:37:48.000 It's time now for the slightly racist voter with smooth Manny All right slightly

05:38:00.000 I'm going to let you guys carry this on because this was something that happened.

05:38:04.000 Smooth Manny, how are you sir?

05:38:05.000 I'm doing great.

05:38:06.000 Did you make that shirt?

05:38:08.000 No.

05:38:08.000 Or did you already buy it from a shop?

05:38:09.000 I have owned this for years.

05:38:11.000 Really?

05:38:12.000 Yes.

05:38:13.000 Where did you buy that shirt?

05:38:14.000 I think it's AmericanAF.com.

05:38:17.000 American AF.

05:38:18.000 What does the AF stand for?

05:38:19.000 S.F.U.C.K.

05:38:21.000 Oh, boy.

05:38:22.000 S.F.U.C.K.

05:38:24.000 Oh, wow, look at this.

05:38:25.000 This was a totally new bottle tonight, by the way, everybody.

05:38:29.000 Yeah, right, right, right, right.

05:38:31.000 There's at least one other person. 1.00

05:38:32.000 Nothing like perpetuating the original stereotype, you mech son of a bitch. 1.00

05:38:38.000 It's said with love. 1.00

05:38:40.000 Okay, I am going, so is Manny, Manny is a, I'm a racist.

05:38:44.000 With jokes.

05:38:47.000 I'm a racist for love in that I discriminate against anything that is not pure love.

05:38:54.000 Manny, you're... I don't know what this means.

05:38:56.000 You are... I like it, though.

05:38:58.000 You're Colombian.

05:39:00.000 Indeed.

05:39:00.000 Were you born in Colombia?

05:39:01.000 I was born in Bogota.

05:39:02.000 What does that mean?

05:39:03.000 The capital of Colombia.

05:39:06.000 Bogota.

05:39:08.000 Never met Shakira, right?

05:39:09.000 I did not, but I do remember her first song coming out on the radio.

05:39:12.000 What was the first song?

05:39:13.000 Oh, I don't remember the name.

05:39:15.000 I remember it happening. 0.99

05:39:16.000 So Colombians are a lying people. 1.00

05:39:19.000 Pretty much. 0.99

05:39:20.000 I think it was Hips Don't Lie. 0.99

05:39:21.000 That wasn't her first song.

05:39:23.000 That was not her first song.

05:39:24.000 Wait, you're from Arkansas.

05:39:25.000 No fighting?

05:39:27.000 Okay.

05:39:28.000 Where are you from?

05:39:28.000 Arkansas?

05:39:29.000 What's your anthem?

05:39:30.000 Who comes from Arkansas?

05:39:32.000 The KKK.

05:39:33.000 Johnny Cash.

05:39:34.000 Johnny Cash from Arkansas?

05:39:35.000 Johnny Cash from Arkansas, yeah.

05:39:37.000 That's pretty good.

05:39:39.000 Pretty good, come on.

05:39:40.000 It's like the only one.

05:39:42.000 Name another one.

05:39:43.000 Who's the coolest guy in the world?

05:39:44.000 His sister.

05:39:45.000 Name two.

05:39:46.000 Slash wife. 1.00

05:39:47.000 That's untrue.

05:39:49.000 That is factually untrue!

05:39:51.000 That is incorrect.

05:39:52.000 I don't know.

05:39:53.000 We'll have to get a fact checker on it.

05:39:54.000 But you did.

05:39:55.000 You went in and you voted and you found yourself in a little bit of a conundrum.

05:39:59.000 Now explain to people, take a little bit of your time here because I need to light my cigar.

05:40:04.000 It's not a victory cigar, it's just I want a cigar because it'll help keep me awake.

05:40:08.000 So Manny, who did you vote for in the election?

05:40:11.000 Well, I went in with a really solid plan, which was to vote Trump.

05:40:15.000 That's not really a plan.

05:40:17.000 R next to everybody.

05:40:19.000 It was all good until the very end.

05:40:22.000 The last peoples, they didn't have a letter next to them. 0.97

05:40:26.000 So who were these people?

05:40:28.000 What were they running for?

05:40:29.000 I believe these are judges.

05:40:31.000 So you go in, you're voting straight Republican ticket.

05:40:34.000 Correct.

05:40:35.000 And then all of a sudden you realize some of these people are not Republicans, and now you've got to play a guessing game.

05:40:40.000 Pretty much.

05:40:42.000 Set the stage.

05:40:44.000 One option is to leave everything blank.

05:40:48.000 You don't want to vote if you're not informed.

05:40:50.000 I thought about that.

05:40:52.000 But I am already here at the polling place.

05:40:55.000 I might as well vote.

05:40:57.000 Because you're there.

05:40:58.000 I'm already here.

05:40:59.000 If I wasn't going to vote, I would just not go.

05:41:02.000 It's the place where you vote.

05:41:03.000 You might as well vote.

05:41:05.000 Right, so.

05:41:07.000 And it was only like, it wasn't like a multiple choice test that you just totally fail where you just guess on ten questions.

05:41:12.000 It was just one.

05:41:13.000 Yeah.

05:41:14.000 So, I said I'll fill it out.

05:41:16.000 Oh, so you decided to fill it out?

05:41:18.000 I decided to fill it out.

05:41:19.000 I just cracked my wrapper, but I'm still interested in your story.

05:41:22.000 So...

05:41:24.000 Mostly.

05:41:26.000 I basically decided the most logical thing to do was to vote for the whitest male name that I could find. 0.77

05:41:36.000 Okay, and when you described this, by the way, my mom was in the room.

05:41:40.000 She was.

05:41:41.000 And she was horrified.

05:41:42.000 She was very upset.

05:41:43.000 She goes, why would you do that, Manny?

05:41:45.000 Why would you vote for the whitest sounding male, Manuel?

05:41:49.000 And explain your justification.

05:41:54.000 Keep in mind he's Colombian.

05:41:56.000 Yeah, yeah, right.

05:41:58.000 It is not racism, because if... It absolutely is, but to continue the story.

05:42:03.000 If the name that was there was Thomas Sowell, you know, I immediately would have voted for that.

05:42:07.000 Right, right.

05:42:08.000 You would have known the difference.

05:42:09.000 Right, of course.

05:42:09.000 But the problem was I didn't know who I was voting for.

05:42:13.000 Right.

05:42:13.000 So I mathematically The woman was immediately disqualified.

05:42:20.000 And the name that wasn't that white was disqualified.

05:42:22.000 Because statistically, they're just not going to be conservative.

05:42:26.000 And my mom said, why would you say that?

05:42:30.000 She said what it could have been like Amy Coney Barrett on the ticket.

05:42:34.000 And I told her, that would be like winning the lottery.

05:42:39.000 Twice.

05:42:40.000 Amy Coney Barrett shows up on your ticket.

05:42:42.000 That's winning the lottery.

05:42:43.000 That's not happening.

05:42:45.000 Why?

05:42:45.000 That's not happening.

05:42:46.000 Okay, so you voted for the whitest name and then afterwards you did your research.

05:42:50.000 It was actually Gibbon.

05:42:51.000 Gibbon.

05:42:51.000 Yeah.

05:42:52.000 Tokunawa.

05:42:53.000 He did the research.

05:42:54.000 He was upset too.

05:42:55.000 And I said, listen, it's upsetting because I'm right.

05:42:58.000 You got a little triggered?

05:42:59.000 Yeah, a little bit.

05:43:01.000 I was upset because I went to Manny with this question, like, you know, who should I vote for?

05:43:05.000 I figured he did his research and he, you know... No, he didn't, of course.

05:43:11.000 I looked into it and I was like...

05:43:13.000 Manny, you're absolutely right!

05:43:15.000 The woman, her profile picture on Facebook is like a rainbow, and on Instagram she says, yes, I do believe that all black lives matter, and then the Hispanic gentleman just had nothing, like no presence, and the white guy was very conservative and a big fan of first responders.

05:43:33.000 So, if you could do it all over again, would you?

05:43:36.000 I would do the same thing.

05:43:37.000 Now, let's say you voted for the white guy, and it turned out that it was like, Francis O'Rourke, and you voted for the white guy and it turned out that he was the most liberal, how bad would you feel?

05:43:46.000 So, I thought about this too, well, holy place.

05:43:49.000 Did you really?

05:43:50.000 I did!

05:43:51.000 You had this much time to enter in these equations into your closed Colombian mind? 0.84

05:43:57.000 Yeah, I was there for a while.

05:44:00.000 Take your time.

05:44:01.000 Basically, I thought about that and I said, well, you know, if he is the white guy in the age of identity politics, he's probably the easiest one to bully and kick out of office.

05:44:10.000 Because he has nothing going for him. 0.86

05:44:13.000 He's not acting white boy punk. 0.94

05:44:15.000 He's just a white dude. 0.98

05:44:16.000 He gets pushed around. 0.96

05:44:18.000 If he was Muslim or, you know, Latinx, like, forget about it. 1.00

05:44:22.000 You're never going to get rid of the guy. 0.90

05:44:23.000 He's going to be in there until he's 95.

05:44:24.000 Unless he has higher office aspirations, you know.

05:44:29.000 It's possible. 0.99

05:44:32.000 Do you realize that you're a horrible human being? 0.99

05:44:37.000 It's upsetting because I'm right. 0.80

05:44:40.000 And you do hope that nobody treats you this way, Manuel, correct, if you ever run for office?

05:44:46.000 No, it's his own fault if it doesn't show up on the thing, right?

05:44:49.000 I mean, you gotta get out the vote!

05:44:52.000 Yeah, if I don't know you, you gotta make your presence known.

05:44:56.000 Like, I know I'm voting for Trump because...

05:44:59.000 If you don't want people to be racist, you have to help them.

05:45:07.000 That's the moral of the story.

05:45:08.000 Well I don't even know, would this be considered racist in Colombian circles?

05:45:12.000 No, not at all.

05:45:13.000 Well, it was also sexist, right?

05:45:15.000 Because he ticked the woman off as well.

05:45:17.000 That as well.

05:45:18.000 Could have been homophobic, we don't even know yet.

05:45:20.000 That was what your mom was so upset about.

05:45:21.000 Yeah, my mom was upset that it was sexist, yeah.

05:45:24.000 And again, if Amy Coney Barrett was, oh, I won the lottery, like, I would have voted for her.

05:45:29.000 But I think she was saying it could have been Amy Coney Barrett and you didn't even know.

05:45:32.000 No, I said the probability of that is non-existent.

05:45:35.000 He's just doing the math.

05:45:35.000 You're just thinking like if it's a woman in politics it's more likely she's liberal?

05:45:40.000 100%.

05:45:41.000 Same with a Latina voter.

05:45:44.000 Is there anything else, since you've been mostly behind the scenes, is there anything else that you would like to say on air here tonight on election night, this historic moment?

05:45:53.000 Trump turned 20 and hi mom.

05:45:54.000 Hi mom, don't expect his vote.

05:46:02.000 Do you think Donald Trump wins?

05:46:03.000 Oh he already won they're just they're like just trying to shove in as many ballots as they can print real quick.

05:46:08.000 No, but do you think that the end result will be Donald Trump winning regardless?

05:46:12.000 Yes.

05:46:13.000 You do think so?

05:46:13.000 How do you think he wins it?

05:46:16.000 Michigan and Pennsylvania.

05:46:18.000 And you think he still wins Georgia?

05:46:20.000 I think he already won Georgia.

05:46:22.000 They're just doing their best to not announce it.

05:46:24.000 And election betting odds are still going up.

05:46:26.000 Going up for Donald Trump?

05:46:28.000 What are the election betting odds right now?

05:46:29.000 67 to 32.

05:46:29.000 Well, that hasn't gone up.

05:46:31.000 I thought they were 67 and 4.

05:46:33.000 It was 60-40, I believe.

05:46:34.000 Yeah, so it's gone up a little bit.

05:46:35.000 Okay.

05:46:36.000 This cigar looks like... Look at this.

05:46:38.000 This thing is falling apart.

05:46:39.000 I should have gotten an A.J.

05:46:40.000 Fernandez cigar.

05:46:42.000 They're still falling apart.

05:46:44.000 Yeah, you know what?

05:46:45.000 I'm gonna have someone else get me a different cigar. 0.99

05:46:46.000 This thing sucks. 0.99

05:46:47.000 You don't smoke a bad cigar, not in an election. 1.00

05:46:49.000 No, you don't smoke a bad cigar in an election.

05:46:51.000 What's the matter with you?

05:46:52.000 Okay, well, Manny, I appreciate it, not so much, but thank you so much.

05:46:56.000 I'm glad that you're a part of the team.

05:46:57.000 Just keep your views on racial supremacy to yourself as long as it relates to the editing block, the editing cubicles, okay?

05:47:09.000 Duly noted.

05:47:11.000 And let's try and avoid words like the C word anymore.

05:47:15.000 You know what I'm talking about.

05:47:18.000 If we had HR, I would have been fired.

05:47:20.000 Yes, absolutely.

05:47:21.000 We do have HR!

05:47:22.000 It's called me.

05:47:23.000 And my feedback was, HA!

05:47:25.000 Alright, this has been Slightly Racist Manny on How to Vote.

05:47:29.000 Thank you, sir.

05:47:36.000 Alright.

05:47:37.000 Hey, Johnny Boy, I am going to ask you, if he is out there, to bring me one of those San Latino Maduros that's in my humidor, and if you could clip that for me. 0.51

05:47:46.000 Yeah, this thing is just... You can take this one if you want, but I can't handle it right now.

05:47:51.000 I can't.

05:47:51.000 With tonight, I can't handle a broken wrapper.

05:47:53.000 Can you hang it in there, Gerald?

05:47:54.000 I'm doing well, yeah.

05:47:55.000 Your wife was out there, too.

05:47:57.000 She's really been very supportive.

05:47:58.000 And my munchkin.

05:47:58.000 Your little munchkin.

05:47:59.000 He was here for the whole thing.

05:48:00.000 That was great.

05:48:00.000 We have several dogs out there.

05:48:02.000 Yeah, I think the barking and chewing up of another human being probably woke him from his slumber.

05:48:07.000 I think you are right.

05:48:08.000 I was inconsiderate of us.

05:48:09.000 I really hope he's okay.

05:48:11.000 More than Brendan.

05:48:11.000 I mean, I hope my son, your child, isn't disturbed.

05:48:13.000 Remember how afraid I was of your baby when you had me to go over to your house?

05:48:16.000 You didn't want to drop him.

05:48:18.000 Yeah, I really am.

05:48:19.000 I really am afraid of dropping babies.

05:48:20.000 No, no, no.

05:48:20.000 I don't think that's just a you thing.

05:48:22.000 I think that's everybody who doesn't have a child, which obviously was me until a few months ago, you're like, ah, how do I hold and not break this?

05:48:30.000 So I understand where you're coming from.

05:48:31.000 Babies are pretty resilient.

05:48:33.000 But you're also sitting on a couch.

05:48:34.000 I also don't trust myself because I always want to bite babies.

05:48:36.000 What is that?

05:48:37.000 That's weird.

05:48:38.000 Why is it when you see me, you want to bite those feet and those hands?

05:48:40.000 It's like, what am I, a cannibal?

05:48:43.000 No, it's weird.

05:48:45.000 It's like it's so cute. 0.99

05:48:46.000 I just want to bite him. 0.81

05:48:48.000 I not actually. 0.87

05:48:50.000 But then it's also weird that I want to have like a baby throwing contest.

05:48:53.000 Like I want to use it like a discus.

05:48:54.000 That's what I'm saying.

05:48:55.000 That's unique.

05:48:56.000 You grab it by one foot.

05:48:57.000 You just toss it.

05:48:57.000 Maybe a baby doll.

05:48:58.000 I think that's just to me.

05:49:00.000 Reg, the bandit.

05:49:01.000 Do we have anything new coming in here?

05:49:03.000 You know, we're getting more and more for these for North Hold on just a second.

05:49:09.000 It does look like Trump is about to speak.

05:49:11.000 We'll keep an eye on that.

05:49:13.000 That's been on for eight minutes, though, so it may be just a few more minutes.

05:49:16.000 I don't know what's going on with the shoulder pads from this broad.

05:49:19.000 All right, hold on a second.

05:49:20.000 Here, you can take this out, too.

05:49:21.000 Maybe you guys want this one.

05:49:22.000 It's just the wrapper was breaking a little bit.

05:49:24.000 Hold on. 0.99

05:49:25.000 Don't suck on it. 1.00

05:49:25.000 He's sick. 1.00

05:49:27.000 No, that's good.

05:49:28.000 That's fine.

05:49:28.000 That's absolutely fine.

05:49:29.000 And you know what?

05:49:29.000 I'm going to give you this there, Tim, because that's Shiner Bock.

05:49:33.000 And you know what?

05:49:33.000 I hope they never become a sponsor to the show because it tastes like wet nickels.

05:49:36.000 Yeah, you don't want that.

05:49:37.000 Do you want a new beer?

05:49:39.000 No, no, that's okay.

05:49:40.000 I will need a, you know, give this to John.

05:49:42.000 I'll need him to clip this.

05:49:43.000 I can't, my, my, look at the hole in this thing.

05:49:45.000 Look at this.

05:49:46.000 What is it? 0.99

05:49:46.000 What am I, trying to suck it through a sippy straw? 0.99

05:49:48.000 Oh, you know what? 0.95

05:49:48.000 I have my own knife. 0.95

05:49:49.000 Okay, that's fine.

05:49:49.000 Go ahead.

05:49:50.000 Sorry.

05:49:50.000 This is not compelling comedy.

05:49:52.000 I was just going to say, if we have time before Trump speaks, that Trump is holding his lead in Georgia.

05:50:00.000 Their decision desk has 99% of the vote in and he is still 2,367,000 votes.

05:50:03.000 99% of the vote in and he is still 2,367,000 votes.

05:50:08.000 Wait, they have 99% of the vote in?

05:50:11.000 That's what Decision Desk is right at, a little less than 99%.

05:50:17.000 Let me go to New York Times here, and it still has tilting 63% Biden.

05:50:21.000 How does New York Times have it tilting 63% Biden?

05:50:25.000 I think Decision Desk may be a little ahead of New York Times.

05:50:27.000 They have been throughout the night.

05:50:30.000 So wait, Decision Desk has what?

05:50:32.000 Decision Desk has how many votes for Donald Trump?

05:50:35.000 That's more than two points ahead.

05:50:41.000 Yeah, it's 120,000 votes.

05:50:43.000 So how do they have it at plus four on New York Times?

05:50:46.000 Are they that far behind?

05:50:48.000 The most trusted name in news?

05:50:51.000 Yeah, I think it just must be that the remaining counties are just counting on those to make that up.

05:50:57.000 But, you know, as it gets closer, I'm not so sure.

05:50:59.000 In North Carolina, Trump, again, it's nearing 99% and Trump still has a decent lead over Biden there as well.

05:51:09.000 Yeah.

05:51:10.000 Now is that 99% of today votes or is that 99% including mail-in votes?

05:51:13.000 Are we sure the decision desk is using the same methodology?

05:51:16.000 Because, again, at this point, If what you are saying is correct, then it just means that the media is being afraid of calling states for Trump.

05:51:25.000 You know, it could be that they don't know exactly how many votes are going to come in.

05:51:30.000 So Decision Desk is saying, it looks like the numbers are similar.

05:51:34.000 Decision Desk is saying a little less than 99.

05:51:38.000 New York Times is saying 91 for Georgia.

05:51:42.000 And I'll see what they're saying for North Carolina.

05:51:45.000 Here's the thing that I want to make sure.

05:51:46.000 Do we know is that 99% of the total vote from 2016?

05:51:50.000 Or is that 99% of the total vote available this year?

05:51:54.000 Of the estimated.

05:51:55.000 Well, there's no way that at that point, if it's 99% of the vote, there's no way that Joe Biden makes up that ground in a place like Georgia.

05:52:01.000 Georgia's 99%, and you said North Carolina is 92%?

05:52:03.000 China is 92%? 0.83

05:52:04.000 Yeah, it is.

05:52:07.000 Uh huh.

05:52:11.000 Oh, sorry.

05:52:11.000 Yeah, let me see what New York Times is saying as far as the percentage.

05:52:15.000 If we want to go more conservative, that would be the more conservative.

05:52:19.000 So New York Times is saying 91% is reported in Georgia.

05:52:22.000 Right, right, right, right.

05:52:23.000 And they're saying 95% report in North Carolina, and they have it 85% Trump.

05:52:28.000 In Georgia, they have 63% Biden, but I don't know.

05:52:31.000 I've got, according to AP, 93% reporting in Georgia, and it's 2.36 million to 2.248.

05:52:37.000 So New York Times is the only one here that has Trump down.

05:52:43.000 Associated Press, yeah, 94% from North Carolina and they still have Trump ahead.

05:52:50.000 By how much do they have Trump?

05:52:52.000 He is 50.1% and Biden is 48.7%.

05:52:57.000 See, they only have Trump ahead in North Carolina and New York Times by 1.1.

05:53:00.000 So this is really important.

05:53:01.000 Let's, here, you know what?

05:53:03.000 Well, no, I don't want to do it because we'll lose CNN.

05:53:05.000 But do me a favor, Reg, bring up Decision Desk and bring up, was that AP?

05:53:09.000 And then bring up New York Times.

05:53:10.000 Have those in tabs next to each other.

05:53:12.000 Because you guys need to see the difference in New York Times.

05:53:15.000 Either they are not good at their job and they are that far behind, or they are trying to avoid calling states for Trump.

05:53:21.000 Why?

05:53:22.000 Because they want to demoralize people.

05:53:24.000 Why?

05:53:24.000 Because they want Joe Biden to come out and say, hey everyone, go to bed, you won't know the results.

05:53:29.000 But guess what?

05:53:30.000 If people went to bed knowing that North Carolina and Georgia went for Trump, that's a very different bedtime ritual, isn't it?

05:53:36.000 It really is, yeah.

05:53:37.000 Visions of winning danced in their heads.

05:53:40.000 I think that blue wall, though, is, again, I guess three out of four of them have not come in yet.

05:53:47.000 And for some reason he thinks he's comfortable calling it or at least having some kind of positive feeling about it.

05:53:53.000 Well, and from what I understand, Georgia is also not one of the states where they didn't expect to get the results tonight.

05:53:57.000 So if they have 99% of the results, Georgia is one that should be called tonight.

05:54:00.000 And that's why I think Joe Biden came out and said, we feel good about Georgia.

05:54:03.000 Well, you shouldn't.

05:54:04.000 Yeah.

05:54:05.000 I think the two that we have to really watch... Unless he meant a six-year-old girl named Georgia.

05:54:08.000 Well, it's true.

05:54:09.000 I think it's Arizona and Georgia.

05:54:11.000 I think they're not talking about North Carolina at all on CNN.

05:54:14.000 They haven't mentioned it probably in the last Yeah, North Carolina is.

05:54:17.000 Barring some unforeseen incident, it's Trump.

05:54:19.000 So it really does come down to, I think, the Georgia deal, and then we just kind of see how Arizona goes.

05:54:24.000 Because if Georgia comes in, I feel like it's over.

05:54:27.000 Michigan and Pennsylvania look like they're very heavily leaning towards Donald Trump.

05:54:32.000 Takes Wisconsin out of the mix.

05:54:33.000 They're about 110,000 ahead in Wisconsin right now, but only about 65 or 70 percent reporting.

05:54:37.000 Yeah, if he wins Georgia and North Carolina, then again, like we said, he only needs to win Michigan or Pennsylvania.

05:54:43.000 He doesn't need any of them.

05:54:43.000 That's it.

05:54:44.000 Well, but if he loses Arizona, that's not true.

05:54:46.000 He's got to win Michigan as well as Pennsylvania.

05:54:48.000 No, no.

05:54:49.000 Michigan, he can also do Wisconsin.

05:54:50.000 Wisconsin, yeah.

05:54:51.000 He can do one of those.

05:54:53.000 Joe Biden needs Michigan and Pennsylvania, or Michigan-Wisconsin.

05:54:58.000 So he either needs all three, or he needs the two big ones.

05:55:00.000 The two big ones, right.

05:55:01.000 Exactly.

05:55:02.000 Nevada's very close right now, too.

05:55:02.000 And we'll see.

05:55:04.000 And I know everybody's thinking that that's not going to happen, but it's, I think, a 40,000 vote difference right now.

05:55:08.000 So it's a smaller, obviously smaller population, six votes, but we'll see how that comes out.

05:55:14.000 Can you turn on the cigar fan a little bit?

05:55:17.000 Because I'm having one of these here now.

05:55:19.000 Is it a premature victory cigar?

05:55:20.000 Not necessarily.

05:55:21.000 It's just I feel like it.

05:55:22.000 And guess what?

05:55:23.000 It's my studio.

05:55:24.000 You can.

05:55:25.000 Yeah.

05:55:26.000 You know?

05:55:26.000 You can smoke when you're happy.

05:55:28.000 That's a 29,000 vote difference in Nevada with 78%.

05:55:30.000 Oh, you know what?

05:55:30.000 29,000 votes.

05:55:32.000 Maybe I should... I can't.

05:55:32.000 My question mark doesn't seem so funny now, huh?

05:55:36.000 No, it does not seem so funny.

05:55:37.000 Hey, can someone bring me a mug with just some ice and I'll have some of this Russell's Reserve with it?

05:55:41.000 So I dug into New York Times numbers.

05:55:43.000 If you go to their actual numbers for North Carolina, what we're seeing is they are reporting essentially the same thing as Decision Desk and other outlets, but the deal there is that they are anticipating some of those later reporting counties to break for Biden.

05:56:01.000 And so that's why you have that tilt on the election needle, right?

05:56:06.000 Because that's their prediction.

05:56:08.000 But North Carolina or Georgia?

05:56:10.000 North Carolina.

05:56:11.000 Because they still have 85% Trump.

05:56:14.000 But Georgia, they have 63% leading Biden, whereas Decision Desk everywhere else has 99% of the vote, and Donald Trump leading by two points.

05:56:21.000 Yeah.

05:56:22.000 It's the same deal, I believe, for both, that they are reporting the same numbers.

05:56:29.000 Yep, they have Trump up in Georgia as well.

05:56:34.000 Let's show the screen, guys.

05:56:36.000 Let's show Reg the bandit's screen if we can.

05:56:39.000 We're good to pull up.

05:56:40.000 Okay, good.

05:56:41.000 So anyway, they are reporting those numbers, but they're just anticipating... So I want to be clear here.

05:56:48.000 Right now in Georgia, 99% of the vote, and Trump's ahead by two points.

05:56:52.000 They say 91%.

05:56:53.000 But Decision Desk Times, New York Times... And AP say 99%.

05:56:59.000 AP says... AP, last I pulled up in Georgia was 93.

05:57:04.000 Yeah, I think it may be to $9.94.

05:57:06.000 And Decision Desk had $99?

05:57:10.000 It's had greater than that.

05:57:14.000 $93 on the Associated Press.

05:57:16.000 Now, I think a lot of these are reporting things like 94% to 98%.

05:57:22.000 So there's a range for that.

05:57:25.000 So I think that's what you have with Decision Desk.

05:57:27.000 It's within that margin.

05:57:28.000 Yeah, but still, that's a big difference if everyone else has 93, 94, New York Times has 91.

05:57:33.000 Let's see what Jake Tapper is saying right now in front of all those white states.

05:57:37.000 What's with the shoulder pads, CNN?

05:57:38.000 would happen necessarily, although certainly people were sounding the alarms about Joe

05:57:42.000 Biden and Latino voters.

05:57:43.000 But there is an alignment, a realignment going on, and so it takes a little while sometimes

05:57:48.000 when that's happening.

05:57:49.000 What's with the shoulder pads, CNN?

05:57:50.000 And the votes are so close in each state.

05:57:52.000 What's with the Maleficent?

05:57:53.000 I'm trying to start a trend.

05:57:54.000 And Arizona and Georgia are the prime examples of that tonight.

05:57:59.000 Arizona, we have been talking about the dramatic demographic shift in that state.

05:58:05.000 And Georgia, same thing.

05:58:06.000 Important though for people watching, just so you know, that doesn't mean that Arizona

05:58:09.000 is lost forever because if Donald Trump made this much headway with Latino voters, imagine

05:58:15.000 what he can make before the next election even in Arizona.

05:58:18.000 So in other words, that demographic shift occurred really quickly, faster than Republicans could gain more Latinos.

05:58:23.000 But you're seeing that happen.

05:58:24.000 You're seeing the gain with Latinos really happen only in the last four months, four, five, six months.

05:58:30.000 And you're seeing that demographic shift having already occurred before the last election.

05:58:34.000 So you're talking about a demographic shift occurring with more Latinos in Arizona.

05:58:38.000 Also, by the way, anyone who lives in Arizona knows that there are a lot of A lot of people who are not there necessarily legally and it's not necessarily hard to vote sometimes if you're not there necessarily legally.

05:58:49.000 So they've had several years for that demographic to change and we've really only had a few months of changing with Donald Trump and Latino voters.

05:58:56.000 So that could change before the next election.

05:58:58.000 Why do you think that is?

05:58:59.000 So you said just like six months or so of a big swing of Latino support?

05:59:04.000 There's not like a news event I can think of that would be obvious?

05:59:08.000 I think what it is is I think over... Well, okay, I think there are a couple of things.

05:59:11.000 Why do we think Latino voters are... They're not breaking for Trump, but in record numbers for Republicans.

05:59:16.000 Sure.

05:59:17.000 Compared to someone who I think he hates Mexicans, said that lady at that stand-up.

05:59:21.000 I think a couple of reasons.

05:59:22.000 First off, Latinos, typically when they come to this country, they want to work. 1.00

05:59:26.000 Yeah.

05:59:26.000 And they're being told by one party, you can't work.

05:59:28.000 And Latinos come to this country, and they don't want to be, let's say, Mexicans. 1.00

05:59:32.000 They don't want to be in Mexico City.

05:59:33.000 And they look at Philadelphia, or they look at cities like Los Angeles, and they see lawlessness.

05:59:38.000 And they see Kamala Harris, and they see Joe Biden saying, get used to more of this.

05:59:42.000 And people who are Latinos, for the same reason people who migrate here from the Eastern Bloc,

05:59:48.000 they don't have a lot of tolerance for sort of victimhood culture.

05:59:51.000 When people talk about victim culture, when people talk about systemic, that's really

05:59:54.000 not coming from Latinos.

05:59:55.000 Latinos are saying they just want a path to citizenship. 0.74

05:59:57.000 But they don't believe that America is inherently a racist country.

06:00:01.000 They want in this country, they want a green card, because they believe that they have more opportunity

06:00:05.000 in this country than their country, which is very monolithic as far as color.

06:00:09.000 So I think there just aren't a lot of messages that appeal to Latinos coming from the current Democratic Party

06:00:14.000 other than automatic path to citizenship.

06:00:16.000 Plus Despacito.

06:00:18.000 Plus Despacito.

06:00:19.000 That was pretty bad.

06:00:20.000 That was really pretty bad.

06:00:23.000 People thought Sarah Palin was bad with Barracuda. 1.00

06:00:27.000 Barracuda's like, that's fine.

06:00:28.000 That's like an American Idol round two song.

06:00:30.000 Well, another thing, and this, you know, to your point, Wade, this isn't something that just happened overnight, but I think they've seen that with Joe Biden saying, hey, I'm going to undo the tax credits, a lot of working class people are saying, that means I have a lot less money in my paycheck.

06:00:43.000 Right.

06:00:44.000 Right.

06:00:44.000 And so you may say that people under $400,000 aren't going to get a tax increase, but when you say you're getting rid of the tax credit that I'm getting right now, or the lower taxes I'm paying, then that's a big deal.

06:00:54.000 And I think that starts to impact people.

06:00:56.000 But anecdotally, in Hispanics that I know, They appreciate somebody that has the balls, I guess, to stand up to what they consider kind of a corrupt, you know, during-the-swamp kind of mentality that he had, and they appreciate that. 0.79

06:01:09.000 And they're like, yes, we agree with that, right? 0.57

06:01:12.000 This party has told us forever that they're going to take care of us, and they're not doing it.

06:01:15.000 We're not seeing the results.

06:01:16.000 And the black community is probably thinking the same thing.

06:01:18.000 Like, we had a black president, we had people in office forever saying they're going to 0.98

06:01:21.000 do these things, they haven't done it, Trump comes in, and immediately we start to see

06:01:25.000 this.

06:01:26.000 We start to see that.

06:01:27.000 I think there's a big difference between Latino voters, Spanish-speaking voters, and people

06:01:34.000 who are in close proximity to the border who come here illegally.

06:01:37.000 I think there's a big difference.

06:01:38.000 Oh, it looks like Donald Trump may be coming out to speak.

06:01:40.000 I see Eric Trump.

06:01:41.000 There's Jr.

06:01:42.000 Hey, look!

06:01:43.000 He's on TV.

06:01:43.000 He was just speaking with us.

06:01:44.000 Although I will say it looked like Donald Trump Jr.

06:01:46.000 was a little tired and he was a little dejected.

06:01:48.000 It did, yeah.

06:01:49.000 That worried me a little bit.

06:01:50.000 He's gone on an hour of sleep.

06:01:51.000 That's kind of wild.

06:01:53.000 Yeah.

06:01:54.000 Here he comes.

06:01:55.000 Here comes President Trump.

06:01:56.000 Let's see what he says.

06:01:58.000 Four more years!

06:02:01.000 Even if it's just like, uh...

06:02:03.000 ♪♪ Four more years! Four more years!

06:02:14.000 Four more years!

06:02:16.000 Has a hot wife!

06:02:18.000 ♪♪ Well, thank you very much.

06:02:22.000 Let's go, Don! 0.53

06:02:24.000 Don! 0.94

06:02:25.000 Don! 0.94

06:02:27.000 Mug of ice, please!

06:02:29.000 Thank you very much.

06:02:31.000 Thank you.

06:02:32.000 This is without question the latest news conference I've ever had.

06:02:36.000 I want to thank the American people for their tremendous support.

06:02:49.000 Millions and millions of people voted for us tonight and a very sad group of people.

06:02:58.000 Look at this.

06:03:00.000 He didn't insult people who didn't vote for Biden.

06:03:04.000 He insulted the elites.

06:03:06.000 He's never insulted the people who voted for Biden.

06:03:09.000 He's insulted Biden.

06:03:10.000 family and Vice President Pence, Mrs. Pence, for being with us all through this.

06:03:21.000 And we were getting ready for a big celebration.

06:03:25.000 We were winning everything and all of a sudden it was just called off.

06:03:30.000 The results tonight have been phenomenal.

06:03:33.000 And we are getting ready.

06:03:35.000 I mean, literally, we were just all set to get outside and just celebrate something that was so beautiful, so good.

06:03:44.000 Such a vote, such a success.

06:03:47.000 The citizens of this country have come out in record numbers.

06:03:50.000 This is a record.

06:03:51.000 There's never been anything like it.

06:03:53.000 To support our incredible movement, we won states that we weren't expected to win.

06:03:58.000 Florida, we didn't win it.

06:03:59.000 We won it by a lot.

06:04:00.000 By the way, that gap is widening in Pennsylvania right now.

06:04:06.000 It's now 14 points spread.

06:04:07.000 It's 56-42.

06:04:08.000 We won the great state of Ohio.

06:04:12.000 We won Texas. We won Texas by 700,000 votes and they don't even include it in the tabulations.

06:04:27.000 It's also clear that we have won Georgia.

06:04:30.000 They're going to try and say he's election meddling.

06:04:37.000 2.5% or 117,000 votes with only 7% left.

06:04:41.000 They're never gonna catch us.

06:04:43.000 They can't catch us?

06:04:44.000 Never gonna catch us.

06:04:44.000 Likewise, we've clearly won North Carolina.

06:04:51.000 where we're up 1.4 percent.

06:04:53.000 I believe him.

06:04:54.000 And when you have Georgia and North Carolina, guess what?

06:04:57.000 He just needs Michigan or Pennsylvania and one other.

06:05:01.000 And Wisconsin.

06:05:02.000 We also, if you look and you see Arizona, we have a lot of life in that.

06:05:09.000 And somebody said, somebody declared that it was a victory for us.

06:05:13.000 And maybe it will be.

06:05:14.000 I mean, that's possible.

06:05:16.000 But certainly there were a lot of votes out there that we could get because we're now just coming into what they call Trump territory.

06:05:23.000 I don't know what you call it, but these were friendly Trump voters.

06:05:26.000 And that could be what they call it.

06:05:28.000 Turned the gentleman that called it.

06:05:29.000 I watched tonight.

06:05:31.000 He said, well, we think it's fairly unlikely that he could catch.

06:05:34.000 Well, fairly unlikely.

06:05:37.000 And we don't even need it.

06:05:38.000 We don't need that.

06:05:39.000 That was just a state that if we would have gotten it, it would have been nice.

06:05:43.000 Arizona.

06:05:44.000 But there's a possibility, maybe even a good possibility.

06:05:48.000 In fact, since I saw that originally, it's been changed and the numbers have substantially come down just in a small amount of votes.

06:05:56.000 So we want that, obviously, to stay in play.

06:06:00.000 But most importantly, we're winning Pennsylvania by a tremendous amount of votes.

06:06:07.000 Pennsylvania is huge.

06:06:08.000 Covering around 700,000.

06:06:11.000 Short of massive voter fraud, I see him winning Pennsylvania.

06:06:14.000 And like I said, especially when you take into account fracking in Philadelphia.

06:06:17.000 Well, Michigan's somewhere around 300,000 votes ahead.

06:06:19.000 310,000.

06:06:19.000 300,000 votes ahead. 310,000.

06:06:21.000 3 out of 1.

06:06:25.000 We're up six.

06:06:28.000 Think of this.

06:06:32.000 We're up 690,000 votes in Pennsylvania.

06:06:36.000 600.

06:06:36.000 He must be listening to us.

06:06:38.000 In his ear.

06:06:40.000 These aren't even close.

06:06:41.000 It's not like, oh, it's close.

06:06:45.000 It's not even close.

06:06:46.000 It's not like.

06:06:48.000 It's close.

06:06:49.000 It's going to be almost impossible to catch.

06:06:51.000 And we're coming into good Pennsylvania areas where they happen to like your president.

06:07:00.000 So we'll probably expand.

06:07:02.000 May I have a beer?

06:07:04.000 We're winning Michigan.

06:07:05.000 I'll tell you, I looked at the numbers.

06:07:07.000 I said, whoa.

06:07:08.000 I looked.

06:07:09.000 I said, wow, that's a lot.

06:07:12.000 I almost 300,000 votes and 65% of the voters in and we're winning Wisconsin.

06:07:22.000 So we're winning.

06:07:23.000 We don't need all of them.

06:07:25.000 We need because when you add Texas in, which wasn't added, I spoke with the Really wonderful governor of Texas just a little while ago.

06:07:35.000 And Greg Abbott, he said, congratulations.

06:07:38.000 He called me to congratulate me on winning Texas.

06:07:40.000 I mean, we won Texas.

06:07:42.000 I don't think they finished quite the tabulation, but there's no way.

06:07:45.000 And it was almost complete.

06:07:47.000 But he congratulated me.

06:07:49.000 Then he said, by the way, what's going on?

06:07:50.000 I've never seen anything like this.

06:07:52.000 Can I tell you what?

06:07:53.000 Nobody has.

06:07:55.000 So we won by one hundred and seven thousand votes with 81 percent of the vote.

06:08:00.000 It's Michigan.

06:08:02.000 So when you take those three states in particular, and you take all of the others, I mean, we have so many, we had such a big night.

06:08:12.000 You just take a look at all of these states that we've won tonight, and then you take a look at the kind of margins that we've won them by, and all of a sudden, it's not like we're up 12 votes and we have 60% left.

06:08:25.000 We won states, and all of a sudden, I said, what happened to the election?

06:08:30.000 It's off.

06:08:32.000 Someone in the control room, keep an eye on Young Turks to see what they're doing watching this, because I bet you they're going to have a meltdown.

06:08:38.000 Because you know what happened?

06:08:39.000 They knew they couldn't win, so they said, let's go to court.

06:08:45.000 And did I predict this, Newton?

06:08:47.000 Did I say this?

06:08:47.000 I've been saying this from the day I heard they were going to send out tens of millions of ballots.

06:08:53.000 I said exactly because either they were going to win, or if they didn't win, they'll take us to court.

06:09:01.000 So, Florida was a tremendous victory.

06:09:03.000 377,000.

06:09:04.000 Hey, what was the final count, Florida?

06:09:08.000 Did he win it by 3.5?

06:09:09.000 Texas, as we said.

06:09:10.000 Ohio.

06:09:12.000 Think of this.

06:09:13.000 I don't know.

06:09:14.000 Ohio, a tremendous state, a big state.

06:09:17.000 I love Ohio.

06:09:17.000 We won by 8.1%.

06:09:18.000 461,000.

06:09:18.000 What did I tell you?

06:09:20.000 Wow, that's huge.

06:09:20.000 I told you, if he won Ohio by 8, that's a bellwether.

06:09:23.000 Almost 500,000 votes.

06:09:24.000 That's what makes me think he's going to win Pennsylvania this year.

06:09:26.000 North Carolina.

06:09:27.000 Big victory with North Carolina.

06:09:31.000 So we won there, we lead by 76,000 votes with almost nothing left.

06:09:39.000 And all of a sudden everything just stopped.

06:09:42.000 This is a fraud on the American public.

06:09:46.000 This is an embarrassment to our country.

06:09:50.000 We were getting ready to win this election.

06:09:52.000 Does anyone here feel like he's just doing this for his own personal gain?

06:09:55.000 Or does everyone else here kind of believe this?

06:09:59.000 Because we've gone through the numbers ourselves.

06:10:04.000 Does anyone else feel like this is one of those things?

06:10:07.000 He's not trying to stack the deck in his favor.

06:10:08.000 I really do think Georgia, North Carolina, they should call that.

06:10:12.000 Yeah, I mean, I think the only thing about Georgia is the votes remaining to come in, but they probably should call it.

06:10:17.000 So we'll be going to the U.S.

06:10:19.000 Supreme Court.

06:10:21.000 We want all voting to stop.

06:10:24.000 We don't want them to find any ballots at 4 o'clock in the morning and add them to the list.

06:10:30.000 Okay?

06:10:32.000 It's a very sad moment.

06:10:35.000 That's not going to play well.

06:10:36.000 That's going to be the headline tomorrow morning where they're going to say he wants to stop the election.

06:10:40.000 But what's he saying?

06:10:40.000 No, no, no.

06:10:41.000 He's saying that he hasn't voted yet.

06:10:42.000 So I just want to thank you.

06:10:44.000 Oh, Democrats want to stop the votes?

06:10:46.000 That's what he's saying.

06:10:47.000 He's saying they're stopping it tonight prematurely to make it unclear.

06:10:52.000 This just goes to show you... Hold on a second.

06:10:54.000 Remind me.

06:10:54.000 Someone remember these words.

06:10:56.000 Work ethic Democrats.

06:10:57.000 Remind me.

06:10:58.000 Say a few words, please.

06:11:00.000 Come on, G.I.

06:11:06.000 Joe, Mr. Small Soldiers.

06:11:10.000 Take it to the Gorgonauts. 1.00

06:11:11.000 Fuck them up. 1.00

06:11:12.000 You know what I'm talking about? 1.00

06:11:14.000 Thank you, Mr. President.

06:11:16.000 I want to join you in thanking more than 60 million Americans.

06:11:20.000 Who have already cast their vote for four more years for President Donald Trump. 0.99

06:11:25.000 Put a beard on that son of a bitch, he'd be one hell of a Santa. 0.99

06:11:30.000 And while the votes continue to be counted, we're going to remain vigilant, as the President said. 0.99

06:11:36.000 The right to vote has been at the center of our democracy since the founding of this nation, and we're going to protect the integrity of the vote.

06:11:43.000 But I really believe with all of my heart, with the extraordinary margins, Mr. President, that you've inspired.

06:11:49.000 In the states that you just described, and the way that you launched this movement across the country to make America great again, I truly do believe, as you do, that we are on the road to victory, and we will make America great again.

06:12:04.000 Thank you, Mr. President.

06:12:05.000 Thank you very much, everybody.

06:12:11.000 And you can tell he really has a fondness for pets.

06:12:18.000 Wow.

06:12:18.000 All right, so Arizona ticked up one more point, and then it narrowed again.

06:12:22.000 Okay.

06:12:23.000 Let me see what they have to say on CNN right now, because they are going to be having... They're going to be apoplectic!

06:12:27.000 ...falsely and prematurely declaring victory, saying that he won.

06:12:31.000 Falsely and prematurely.

06:12:32.000 He did not win.

06:12:33.000 This has been the play from the get-go.

06:12:36.000 The fact that CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, they've been talking with big tech that Donald Trump cannot declare victory.

06:12:42.000 Listen, what we would need, and I don't know, Reg, if you can bring this up, or if anyone out there in the control room, and Reg, I know you're tired, if anyone can bring up comparable elections in the last 20 years where states have been called that were close to these margins.

06:12:56.000 In other words, if there's any way that someone or if you guys can let me know in the chats, people who are there at lottowithcarter.com slash MugClub on the Blaze, let me know.

06:13:03.000 I don't have time, I don't have the ability to do this right now while broadcasting the show, but look up 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016.

06:13:07.000 2000, 2004, 2008, 2012, 2016. Look up, really, let's go back all the way to Reagan and I want

06:13:17.000 you to tell me if there have been any other elections where with 93% of the vote and a 2%

06:13:22.000 or 3% spread, if they didn't call it at that point.

06:13:27.000 Because this, to me, seems pretty unprecedented.

06:13:30.000 If it is that, then the media is holding the country hostage.

06:13:34.000 Well, think of Florida for a second.

06:13:36.000 Let's just go to Florida.

06:13:37.000 They called Florida for Gore.

06:13:38.000 They rescinded.

06:13:39.000 They called it for Bush.

06:13:41.000 And then that was just locked up in the Supreme Court for a long while.

06:13:44.000 It was determined by, what, 537 votes?

06:13:47.000 But the fact is, they called it.

06:13:48.000 Both for Gore and for Bush.

06:13:50.000 Well, I think the thing tonight, though, that's different is that we've got...

06:13:55.000 It's not close enough to call the election either way because Pennsylvania and other states are still outstanding.

06:14:00.000 So I think that's the big difference and I think that I think you were actually correct that Trump was saying that We needed to take that to the Supreme Court because of some of the ridiculous things in Pennsylvania.

06:14:13.000 I mean, do you guys know that Pennsylvania can accept ballots in drop-off boxes without postmarks for two more, no, three more days.

06:14:24.000 What?

06:14:24.000 Three more days.

06:14:25.000 I think that's why they say they're counting until Friday.

06:14:27.000 Can you bring up that segment we have on the voter fraud? 0.95

06:14:29.000 That is ridiculous. 0.91

06:14:30.000 Yeah. 0.96

06:14:31.000 Reg, can you bring that up?

06:14:32.000 I can't bring anything up on here, but I can tell you the numbers.

06:14:37.000 Do you know what the document was called?

06:14:38.000 I might be able to find it here.

06:14:39.000 Was it its own separate document voter fraud?

06:14:42.000 Yeah, it's in the election night briefing.

06:14:46.000 Oh, is it in the election?

06:14:47.000 Is that the state-by-state briefing?

06:14:49.000 Yeah, it's down there at the bottom.

06:14:50.000 But think about this while you're pulling that up.

06:14:52.000 You know, the entire kind of pitch has been that it's too dangerous to go vote in person.

06:14:57.000 We have to have these extraordinary things like drop boxes for three days later to make sure everybody can vote and, you know, sending out ballots to everybody.

06:15:04.000 And it's all been this pitch that you have to let people do this in order to vote.

06:15:09.000 And really what it does, just like in Harris County, they cut it down to one drop box because they're like, we think this might be illegal.

06:15:15.000 these votes may be kicked out. So we're gonna drop it down to one that way if it

06:15:18.000 happens it's not going to affect as many people. We're gonna force you to go and

06:15:21.000 vote another way and it gets pitched by the media that you're trying to suppress

06:15:24.000 the vote. No, we're trying to make sure that people's votes are actually counted.

06:15:27.000 So just for people who aren't aware, in Pennsylvania the state legislature passed

06:15:33.000 a law allowing no excuse mail-in voting, right?

06:15:35.000 That was a first for Pennsylvania.

06:15:38.000 And they've also had a lawsuit filed that ruled that ballots can arrive three days after the election and still be counted, even without a postmark.

06:15:47.000 And what's more...

06:15:48.000 By the way, just for people who don't realize, 2.7 million compromised ballots.

06:15:52.000 Now that doesn't mean 2.7 million ballots that are fraudulent.

06:15:55.000 That means 2.7 million ballots that are potentially compromised because they've either been double-registered, because they can't be matched to signatures, because they've been found in a ditch, or because they've been actually attributed to dead people's names.

06:16:06.000 So we have this on a breakdown by state.

06:16:07.000 I believe we have it at loudestcredit.com, but 2.7 million ballots Could have been compromised in elections as recent as 2020.

06:16:14.000 Not saying that all of those are fraudulent.

06:16:16.000 A lot of them are simply due to ineptitude.

06:16:19.000 Sorry.

06:16:19.000 Yes.

06:16:19.000 So this is what Pennsylvania has done.

06:16:21.000 They said, we stopped counting for the night.

06:16:23.000 And you guys have got until Friday, November 6th, to drop off any more ballots in satellite locations, including unstaffed drop-offs.

06:16:31.000 Have these lazy pricks never heard of a night shift?

06:16:34.000 Here's what you do.

06:16:35.000 All right, guys.

06:16:36.000 Go take a coffee break.

06:16:37.000 You.

06:16:37.000 You're in.

06:16:38.000 OK.

06:16:38.000 1, 2, 3.

06:16:41.000 Yeah, we're here.

06:16:42.000 You take a break, now you go, we've been here for what, five, we've been here since eight o'clock?

06:16:47.000 Six hours almost.

06:16:48.000 Yeah, six hours.

06:16:49.000 I think this is longer than our last election livestream, wasn't it?

06:16:52.000 Almost seven hours, yeah.

06:16:53.000 When did we, our last election livestream, was it done by two?

06:16:55.000 I think we were done by two and then we made a really bad decision.

06:16:58.000 Then we drove, yeah.

06:16:59.000 For people who don't know, again, the start of Mug Club, lottowithcotter.com slash Mug Club, for those who want to join, we did this in 2016.

06:17:06.000 And by the way, Thank you so much, Gerald.

06:17:09.000 And thank you so much, Courtney, who is not here right now.

06:17:11.000 I don't know if Courtney can maybe come in and take a bow or a curtsy. 0.99

06:17:14.000 Courtney can come in and sit right there if she wants to. 1.00

06:17:16.000 I just don't want her to because I don't know if she has her makeup on and stuff and she's a lady and she's very fetching. 0.99

06:17:20.000 She's a lady. 1.00

06:17:21.000 But you guys really stepped in.

06:17:23.000 Courtney! 0.97

06:17:24.000 Can you come and sit?

06:17:25.000 Do you mind?

06:17:26.000 Courtney, and then I want you to continue, Reg.

06:17:28.000 Courtney, you were there election night, you have to put on your headphones, 2016.

06:17:32.000 Oh, you have a cigar!

06:17:34.000 I like a good lady with a nice cigar. 1.00

06:17:37.000 Courtney, and back then you didn't even drink. 0.59

06:17:40.000 Courtney and Gerald saved my ass, because we did not have... And by the way, tonight, every one of you has been making my life a whole lot easier, so I appreciate it. 0.84

06:17:49.000 I really do.

06:17:49.000 Quarterback Garrett, Audio Wade, Tokunawan, Reg, even Brendan, sorry about the dog, Smooth Matty, Bryce, Cute Matty, Angela, Francine, Darren, is there anyone that I'm forgetting right now?

06:18:02.000 All the names.

06:18:02.000 Hey, hey, you.

06:18:04.000 We love you!

06:18:05.000 We brought in over a ton of sand to do a Saving Private Ryan parody that we recorded in that green screen.

06:18:09.000 That was fun!

06:18:09.000 If you here's how you know that that's some people just say that like oh, I couldn't do it without listen

06:18:13.000 Could I do a show without the team that I have here? Of course I could could I do it as well?

06:18:17.000 No, we brought in over a ton of sand to do a saving private Ryan parody that recording that green 0.63

06:18:22.000 Look at the change of minds that we've done. We've released two three four in a week

06:18:27.000 You can see the volume of work that I was putting out before the team that we have, and it was not the same that we have now.

06:18:33.000 So does it come from this cerebellum?

06:18:36.000 Sure.

06:18:36.000 Do I think that I'm that bright?

06:18:38.000 But I have a team of people who are able to frame it in and make it work that is doable.

06:18:38.000 No.

06:18:44.000 And so everyone here has made tonight possible.

06:18:46.000 But on that night in 2016, I didn't have that.

06:18:50.000 And it was Courtney, and it was Gerald.

06:18:51.000 Gerald was really just kind of there just to help be a sounding board.

06:18:55.000 Yeah, and kind of turn on the studio afterwards.

06:18:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

06:18:59.000 Surprisingly, I got my security deposit back on that house.

06:19:02.000 But you really took the bull by the horns, because you could see me going, I can't hear.

06:19:06.000 Because everything, that night in 2016, it was all on my computer, right?

06:19:10.000 And I had a mirroring app, which wasn't even like an Apple.

06:19:15.000 I remember getting a phone call, I remember watching the stream, and you said, you know what?

06:19:17.000 I gotta go for a second.

06:19:18.000 having some kind of a makeshift mirror app. It was a Blackmagic connection, trying to

06:19:22.000 get it done. I'm going, I can't do this. I can't call the election and watch these streams

06:19:25.000 and stuff. And Courtney, do you remember what you did?

06:19:27.000 Because I don't remember, but I remember you and Gerald communicating. Tell me, because you guys

06:19:30.000 took charge.

06:19:30.000 I remember getting a phone call. I remember watching the stream and you said, you know

06:19:35.000 what, I got to go for a second. And then 1001, 1002, I get a phone call from you. And you're

06:19:42.000 like, I need you to fucking handle this right now. 0.99

06:19:45.000 I'm losing my mind. 0.98

06:19:46.000 I need you to get things organized.

06:19:48.000 Well, I didn't say that.

06:19:49.000 What I did say was, I need you to help because I can't do all of this.

06:19:53.000 Right.

06:19:53.000 Yes.

06:19:54.000 I was mirroring the computer.

06:19:54.000 Yes.

06:19:55.000 I was bringing up the television station.

06:19:57.000 I was calling the states.

06:19:59.000 I was bringing in the sketches.

06:20:00.000 There was a lot going on.

06:20:01.000 It wasn't like, do all the work.

06:20:02.000 No, no, no, no, no.

06:20:03.000 There was a lot going on.

06:20:04.000 But Courtney is like the big mama bear. 0.99

06:20:06.000 And she said, so Courtney, just to be clear, because it sounds sexist the way she's describing it.

06:20:10.000 No.

06:20:10.000 What I said was, I can't do everything that I'm doing right now.

06:20:15.000 And Courtney, it's actually more becoming of her, she said, I got this. And she handled it and then she communicated

06:20:21.000 with you.

06:20:22.000 Yeah, so I was actually there not to really do much of anything. I mean, the only thing that I...

06:20:27.000 You were there to wire the studio and you messed it up.

06:20:28.000 Well, I screwed it up.

06:20:29.000 We didn't have a dimmer.

06:20:31.000 I had to call my dad. Dad, how do you hook this up?

06:20:33.000 Remember that? We went to Home Depot and we were looking for the light temperature and you're like,

06:20:37.000 this should be good. And I'm like, ah, it's like river monsters.

06:20:41.000 Have dimming bulbs, dimmable bulbs.

06:20:44.000 I think that should have been something I should have known.

06:20:46.000 But she basically became the point of kind of reference for everything.

06:20:50.000 Like everything needed to go through her on results because we were trying to feed you information from too many points.

06:20:56.000 And that was just not, we couldn't do that.

06:20:56.000 Right.

06:20:58.000 Yeah, we needed kind of one person on.

06:20:59.000 Yeah.

06:20:59.000 And you didn't even have a chair.

06:21:01.000 I didn't even have a mic at the time.

06:21:04.000 You didn't have a mic.

06:21:05.000 You were just off in the distance and then someone else was kind of hitting a track.

06:21:09.000 We were in over our head.

06:21:12.000 A lot.

06:21:12.000 And we were dealing with something that we didn't think was going to happen.

06:21:15.000 People watching?

06:21:16.000 It was a lot for us at the time.

06:21:18.000 Yes, it was.

06:21:19.000 I want to say it was like $50,000 and we were... No, I think it was $15,000.

06:21:24.000 It was $36,000 was the peak on the 2016 livestream.

06:21:27.000 Listen to this guy.

06:21:28.000 I looked it up.

06:21:28.000 The peak that night before we got taken down by Facebook was like $520,000?

06:21:31.000 Yeah, it was like $520,000.

06:21:32.000 What are we now at 3 in the morning?

06:21:33.000 $360,000.

06:21:33.000 Thank you so much.

06:21:34.000 Thank you guys so much, so much.

06:21:35.000 What are we now at three in the morning?

06:21:36.000 360.

06:21:37.000 360.

06:21:38.000 Thank you so much.

06:21:39.000 Listen, before I don't want you to continue.

06:21:41.000 Thank you guys so much.

06:21:43.000 So much.

06:21:44.000 Sometimes, you know, there are a lot of people go out there and talk about their numbers

06:21:47.000 and talk about how successful they are.

06:21:49.000 And I try not to base the success based on the numbers.

06:21:53.000 And I know everyone here gets more excited about the numbers than I do.

06:21:55.000 For example, that first debate stream was the most watched conservative stream ever with 170,000.

06:22:01.000 But you know I wasn't really happy about it.

06:22:02.000 I left out there and I kind of read some of you guys the riot act where I was like, this cue wasn't right, this wasn't right, and I think you guys know when I do that that you know that I love you and I just want to make it better.

06:22:10.000 The second one was smaller, but I was happier about how we pulled it off.

06:22:14.000 So this isn't based on how many people are watching, but I also am aware of that means that there are 500 something thousand, over half a million people at that second hearts and minds who are watching, who are choosing.

06:22:27.000 You know, you always hear, we know that you have many choices.

06:22:28.000 Thank you for flying Delta.

06:22:29.000 Well, the truth is we don't have many choices and your cookies don't make up for it.

06:22:32.000 Though I did find out the cookies from Delta, they are delicious.

06:22:35.000 The point remains.

06:22:36.000 Did you ever find them though?

06:22:37.000 I did.

06:22:37.000 Okay.

06:22:38.000 Remember, actually, she used to work for us.

06:22:40.000 Casey sent me some of those because she knew that I loved them.

06:22:42.000 Hi, Casey.

06:22:44.000 Every previous worker who's worked with this company I'm still friends with.

06:22:46.000 And I just remember I just remember that night, and I want you to continue with the story.

06:22:54.000 But thank you guys so, so much.

06:22:56.000 And if you are watching, and if you haven't joined Mug Club yet, I really do ask that you do. 0.75

06:23:00.000 And I know that it's a lot to ask, $69 for many of you, that times are tight right now.

06:23:06.000 But I really, really do appreciate you being with us, because I do feel... What did I tell you guys?

06:23:12.000 I don't know if you remember this.

06:23:13.000 Before we went out for any live show, What have I always told you before we go out and there's a crowd roaring, I say, it doesn't matter because what?

06:23:22.000 It's the first time.

06:23:23.000 First time you're going out there.

06:23:23.000 It's the first time.

06:23:24.000 You've got to prove it.

06:23:25.000 You've got to earn it.

06:23:26.000 You've got to act like it's the first time you're appearing in front of these people.

06:23:29.000 And whether we succeed or not, that is my belief.

06:23:31.000 And thank you.

06:23:32.000 You know what, Garrett?

06:23:33.000 That means a lot that you know that, that you hear that from me, because I've always tried to tell everyone here, don't rest on your laurels, don't expect people to let you coast.

06:23:41.000 We always try and earn your viewership every single time. 0.99

06:23:45.000 Even when I say Charlottesville, North Carolina, like a fuck up. 0.99

06:23:49.000 I think you've covered for that. 0.99

06:23:50.000 You've paid your penance.

06:23:51.000 No, I know.

06:23:52.000 But I'm just saying, we've always come out if I have mistakes.

06:23:56.000 Listen, I've had three drinks over the course of seven hours.

06:23:59.000 I am so grateful.

06:24:02.000 I'm touched and I'm grateful.

06:24:02.000 I really, really am.

06:24:04.000 And this shows us just how far, not only have we come, but how much less afraid you guys are.

06:24:09.000 How much more bold conservatives are.

06:24:11.000 I mean, Audio Wade, you were watching that election night, you said.

06:24:14.000 Yeah, I was.

06:24:14.000 You were one of those 35,000.

06:24:15.000 And you said that's what made you a fan.

06:24:17.000 Yeah, it definitely solidified.

06:24:19.000 I think it was one of the first full episodes I watched and it was just a great way to follow along and not be alone watching the news.

06:24:27.000 And Tocanon is quiet too, but you guys, everyone here has been an incredible blessing.

06:24:32.000 And I want to continue with the story of Election Night, but you know what?

06:24:35.000 Reg, the bandit, he didn't want to wear his bandit mask tonight, and I'm not going to lie, I'm kind of pissed, but I'm kind of a pushover.

06:24:41.000 You said, whatever I needed to do to perform, and it is hard to monitor stuff with a mask.

06:24:45.000 Yeah, but I wanted to put on makeup, like war makeup, and you refused.

06:24:48.000 It's hard to monitor stuff with a mask.

06:24:50.000 Love it.

06:24:51.000 So I was pissed about that, but I'm a pushover boss.

06:24:53.000 If I were another boss, I'd be like, you're putting on the mask.

06:24:55.000 But when Reg called me one time, people don't know this, Reg, can I say that you were a professor?

06:25:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:25:03.000 You just did.

06:25:04.000 Okay.

06:25:05.000 Reg was a professor of research, and Courtney knows this.

06:25:09.000 We always said, thank God he's on our side.

06:25:12.000 Reg, I was like, this guy's 6'35 squat, and he found the salon pedophile, and he would find so much information, to the point where we would hire interns to help Reg with research.

06:25:12.000 I know, right?

06:25:22.000 And they would go, I don't know, I don't know, I can't do anything.

06:25:25.000 They'd say, I can't, because Reg, like, you'll say, and then Reg already has it.

06:25:28.000 It's already got it.

06:25:29.000 Like, hey, Reg, can you find something comparable?

06:25:31.000 Like, well, you know, I can check it out.

06:25:33.000 And then, then he has, like, all of a sudden, I'm surprised he doesn't have all the election history right now in front of us.

06:25:38.000 He's probably working on it.

06:25:39.000 He'll just come up with it so quickly.

06:25:41.000 He's brilliant.

06:25:43.000 I wanted to hire him so badly, but I also knew that he was working at a school, and with schools, you know, there are pensions, and there was something, the kind of security that I couldn't provide for him at that time.

06:25:53.000 And then one time he said, I need to talk with you.

06:25:55.000 And I thought, oh my god, we're going to lose Rich.

06:26:00.000 I thought, he's getting tenure.

06:26:02.000 And you called, and you were so nervous.

06:26:04.000 I remember you had a mason jar.

06:26:06.000 You were on Skype.

06:26:07.000 I always have a mason jar on Skype. 1.00

06:26:09.000 Well, fuck you. This is important. 1.00

06:26:11.000 Because this now, this, listen, I'm trying to, this is the problem. 1.00

06:26:14.000 He doesn't understand drawing it and creating an emotional connection with the audience, you son of a bitch. 1.00

06:26:17.000 Analytical. 1.00

06:26:18.000 His, his, his neuro net, his, his CPU is a neuro net processor.

06:26:23.000 He's mildly autistic.

06:26:25.000 It means nothing.

06:26:26.000 But he had a mason jar, and he kept drinking from it.

06:26:29.000 And I thought, oh no, he's nervous.

06:26:30.000 And he was nervous because he had worked himself out of a job.

06:26:33.000 He was such a good professor that, can I say this, Reg?

06:26:36.000 You can tell me if I'm speaking out of turn.

06:26:38.000 But he had put all of his lessons, his lectures on tape.

06:26:42.000 Tape, I say.

06:26:43.000 Digitized.

06:26:43.000 Recorded them.

06:26:44.000 Recorded them, filmed them.

06:26:46.000 And then they're like, we don't need you anymore.

06:26:48.000 And so Reg was calling me to see if he could come work for me full time.

06:26:54.000 And I remember hitting my knees, and I mean this, afterwards, hitting my knees, not quite crying,

06:27:00.000 but I told Hillary, you can ask my wife, Reg, after this. 0.97

06:27:03.000 Look at me, look at me.

06:27:04.000 Look at me, he's not looking at me because he's uncomfortable.

06:27:07.000 Do you remember this?

06:27:07.000 I think I told you, I was like, I think Reg, I was like, I don't know, I think,

06:27:10.000 maybe I didn't tell you, but I remember telling Hillary, I was like, I think I'm gonna lose Reg.

06:27:13.000 And I said, please be, I said a prayer with my wife before I went in and talked to her,

06:27:18.000 I said, I just, I don't wanna lose Reg.

06:27:19.000 I said, I need to find out.

06:27:20.000 I said, I just don't know if I can compete with tenure and with like all the benefits,

06:27:23.000 but I know I can try and offer to pay him more, so let's come up with an offer.

06:27:27.000 And we came up with kind of a concrete offer, and I said, so my wife and I prayed,

06:27:30.000 and then you got there, and you were on the phone, you were drinking, and I was like,

06:27:32.000 oh no, Reg is gonna say that he's leaving.

06:27:34.000 And then Reg was like, can I come work for you full time?

06:27:37.000 And I said, yeah.

06:27:38.000 And I think you asked for a certain amount, and it was less than I had planned, and so I just gave you more, right?

06:27:43.000 Yeah.

06:27:43.000 Am I mistaken in that?

06:27:45.000 No, no, that's 100% accurate.

06:27:49.000 If I'm not mistaken, it was, it was, take that and add a few zeros more.

06:27:52.000 Where I was like, no, no, Reg, no, no, before this, you don't understand, before this call, I spoke with my wife and this is what we were prepared to offer you.

06:27:58.000 Cause like, this is what we can afford.

06:27:59.000 Let's see if Reg will take it.

06:28:00.000 And then Reg said, this is all I need.

06:28:01.000 Cause I'm gonna have to leave my university.

06:28:04.000 Yeah.

06:28:04.000 And we said, no, no, we already agreed to this amount.

06:28:06.000 You're going to be paid more.

06:28:07.000 And, uh, there's been a real rhyme and reason.

06:28:10.000 Fox said, apocalypse.

06:28:11.000 Um, and I want to go back to the election story, but for people who don't know this, When the Vox Apocalypse happened, you guys know this.

06:28:21.000 Remember when I came in and I had that meeting with you guys?

06:28:23.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:28:25.000 No, I told you, don't worry, that's not the biggest chunk of our revenue, and it wasn't.

06:28:28.000 And YouTube has never been the biggest chunk of our revenue.

06:28:30.000 In order, it goes your subscriptions, far and away.

06:28:33.000 Your Mud Club memberships, far and away. 1.00

06:28:35.000 And then it goes...

06:28:37.000 Sponsors from people like Black Rifle Coffee and Spartan Armor and some other sponsors.

06:28:41.000 And then way down the list it goes YouTube revenue.

06:28:43.000 But I also understood that when YouTube demonetized us, that was their first step toward banning us.

06:28:48.000 Before I walked in and had a meeting with this team, I got on a call with YouTube and they read a prefab letter.

06:28:53.000 I wish Bill were here because he could He could testify to this.

06:28:58.000 They read a prefab letter with no answers, like, you have been found to be skirting on borderline content, and as they were reading it, the room started spinning.

06:29:06.000 I was upstairs in our guest room, and the room started spinning, and I thought I was having a heart attack.

06:29:13.000 I thought I was having a heart attack.

06:29:14.000 I couldn't breathe, and I remember my knees got weak, and I couldn't stand, and I laid on the back of the bed while they finished their prefab statement that they were gurgitated, and they hung up.

06:29:25.000 And then I got on the phone with Bill.

06:29:26.000 I said, wait, did they just... What just happened?

06:29:28.000 He said, they just demonetized us.

06:29:29.000 I said, they didn't ban us?

06:29:31.000 He said, no.

06:29:31.000 I said, okay.

06:29:32.000 Okay.

06:29:33.000 All right.

06:29:34.000 Let's call a meeting with the team.

06:29:35.000 We came in and remember I had that meeting with you guys.

06:29:38.000 And that's when we wrote up the 16-minute apology for everything that I've done wrong, which for people who don't remember was an insult to every single leftist on YouTube and some people who were just collateral damage.

06:29:54.000 Sorry.

06:29:54.000 You were there.

06:29:56.000 But I wouldn't have been able to do that if not for the team.

06:29:59.000 And all of that started with Not a belief in myself, but a belief in what we could do that election night.

06:30:04.000 So we go back to that.

06:30:05.000 So election night, I go into the bathroom, I say, Courtney, I just can't handle everything that's going on.

06:30:09.000 You say, I got this, and then I guess you and Gerald spoke, and now the floor is yours.

06:30:14.000 Yeah, it was the first time I think you even appeared on the show.

06:30:17.000 It was, first time. 0.99

06:30:19.000 I'd called in a few times about Islamic terrorism, those bastards were pretty busy. 1.00

06:30:22.000 Yeah, or talk Islam at a fatwa, I think that is. 1.00

06:30:25.000 Yeah, pretty much, yeah.

06:30:27.000 Okay, so Courtney calls you that night.

06:30:28.000 Yeah, well I don't remember.

06:30:31.000 So he called me.

06:30:32.000 I knew kind of things were chaotic because we had kind of the too many cooks in the kitchen thing.

06:30:38.000 Everybody trying to do one thing instead of one person doing one assignment.

06:30:43.000 And then, yeah, Steven went to take a potty break maybe.

06:30:47.000 And I had no idea what to say other than Courtney My eyes are blue.

06:30:51.000 I don't know if you remember that.

06:30:53.000 Somebody can pull the video up.

06:30:54.000 I was basically like the first time on camera.

06:30:56.000 Stephen's like sitting in my chair for a few minutes.

06:30:57.000 I'm like, oh God.

06:30:58.000 I think we said bad things about them.

06:31:00.000 Pretty much.

06:31:01.000 About who?

06:31:02.000 About you guys.

06:31:03.000 About most people.

06:31:04.000 But then it became like this Courtney would feed me kind of stuff to say, right?

06:31:09.000 You would give me results and you would text me, and you and I would text back and forth,

06:31:13.000 and we had a much more kind of easy flow of information.

06:31:16.000 And then Steven would actually call on me to say something instead of me just kind of going,

06:31:20.000 oh God, Steven, something's happening.

06:31:22.000 You know, like, and really just bombarding you with information.

06:31:25.000 So it streamlined the whole process.

06:31:27.000 And by the way, anyone here, whether it's, whether Reg, you, Courtney, if you want to leave,

06:31:31.000 sorry guys, I mean, you can just set the audio and I can kind of sit here because I do want to stay

06:31:36.000 with you guys at least a little into the night.

06:31:38.000 Who here wants to stay for at least a little while?

06:31:40.000 I want to stay for a little bit because I'm seeing numbers move a little bit.

06:31:43.000 So Nevada has tightened.

06:31:45.000 Arizona has tightened again.

06:31:46.000 I think it's up to 82 or 83 percent and it's moved closer.

06:31:50.000 We've seen Pennsylvania move further away.

06:31:52.000 The gap is getting a little bit bigger.

06:31:54.000 Keep in mind that night we sat down, we fully at that point, there was no Donald Trump upset.

06:32:00.000 We thought Hillary was going to win and we thought, hey you know what, we're just going to make this something that helps it go down smooth. 0.98

06:32:08.000 Because we've never believed that the country is done.

06:32:11.000 No, no.

06:32:11.000 And I don't believe that's the case if Biden wins.

06:32:14.000 Yeah, we had conversations about, you know, Donald Trump and his candidacy, and I thought it was a joke.

06:32:19.000 I really did.

06:32:19.000 I thought it was just a publicity grab early on in the primaries.

06:32:22.000 We were not pro-Trump early.

06:32:23.000 This guy, he's not going to be around.

06:32:25.000 It's probably going to be Rubio, or it's going to be Cruz, or maybe Jeb Bush, somebody like that.

06:32:30.000 And then he did something amazing.

06:32:32.000 I did say Trump over Jeb Bush.

06:32:33.000 I remember saying anyone not named Jeb Bush, but I didn't think it would be.

06:32:36.000 Well, no, but those were the guys that everybody was talking about.

06:32:38.000 Donald Trump was kind of like this carnival barter.

06:32:41.000 He thought it was a gumball machine.

06:32:44.000 It's small and narrow.

06:32:44.000 In his defense, he thought it was a gumball machine.

06:32:48.000 Ah, well at least it wasn't.

06:32:49.000 It's small and narrow.

06:32:50.000 Yeah, something else.

06:32:52.000 It wasn't a good defense.

06:32:53.000 No, I was very anti-Trump.

06:32:54.000 Yeah, you were very anti-Trump.

06:32:55.000 I was very anti-Trump at that point.

06:32:57.000 And even after, you were still like, I don't know, let's watch and see what he does.

06:33:01.000 And I've readily admitted for a long time that I was wrong.

06:33:05.000 I was wrong because I don't think we've had a president govern this conservatively.

06:33:09.000 Put it this way, none of us here hated George Bush.

06:33:12.000 Donald Trump a better president than George Bush?

06:33:13.000 Yes.

06:33:15.000 Think about it this way.

06:33:16.000 Easily.

06:33:16.000 If Donald Trump had not dealt with COVID, and I will say this, people don't like Donald Trump's rhetoric on COVID.

06:33:23.000 His actions on COVID are fantastic, just fine.

06:33:26.000 If we had not had COVID, this would not be a close race at all.

06:33:30.000 The economy was booming in ways that we didn't think were possible under Obama and Biden.

06:33:35.000 And so this is one of those kind of fate deals you a hand kind of conversations where you're like, well, this happened.

06:33:40.000 And I was wrong, too, in the sense that when we talked about the trade wars with China, I think the tariffs are basically a VAT tax on the consumer, but he definitely opened a lot of people's eyes to the dishonesty that was taking place from China. 0.97

06:33:51.000 I was just watching an episode of The Office.

06:33:52.000 Remember?

06:33:52.000 Everyone.

06:33:53.000 And my dad was one person who always said, I don't believe this, when they were always saying China's the next great economic superpower of the world.

06:33:59.000 Anyone believe that today?

06:34:00.000 No.

06:34:00.000 And that's almost entirely because of Donald Trump.

06:34:03.000 And you know what?

06:34:04.000 That helps.

06:34:05.000 Look at the protesters in Hong Kong.

06:34:07.000 That helps human rights across the globe.

06:34:10.000 If China were to become the next great global superpower, which is what all the Democrats were saying, which is what the entire media, entertainment, industrial complex was saying, think those kids in the Apple factory would be any better off?

06:34:21.000 Those kids making your sneakers?

06:34:22.000 No.

06:34:23.000 Now they have a shot.

06:34:24.000 Because if China wants to compete, they can't just screw Americans and they can't just screw their own people. 0.82

06:34:29.000 They have to start playing fair to some degree.

06:34:32.000 So there really has been a lot.

06:34:34.000 I will say that Donald Trump has moved me from being more libertarian to I am a constitutional conservative, but also taking a hard line on trade and I hate to use the word, but global policy, globalist policy.

06:34:48.000 We are not all in this together.

06:34:50.000 We are not all one.

06:34:51.000 I am not one with communist China.

06:34:54.000 I am not one with Iran. 0.99

06:34:57.000 I am not one with Egypt. 0.99

06:34:58.000 I want to be clear about that and I think Donald Trump has made it okay to say that and I think there's been there's been a lot of progress there and there's been a lot that I've had to check myself on and I think it's emboldened a lot of people but that election night Man, that was something I will always remember, and it would not have taken place if not for the two of you, and the two of you paved the way for everyone here.

06:35:21.000 Yeah, for sure.

06:35:23.000 Were you about to say something there, Reg?

06:35:24.000 I thought you raised your hand.

06:35:25.000 Oh, no, I was just saying, you know, it seems like the buzz in the media and on Twitter and everywhere here is that, oh, Trump has declared himself the winner of the election.

06:35:34.000 You know, he did do his little bumping back and forth.

06:35:38.000 They're like, frankly, Yeah.

06:35:39.000 We kind of did that.

06:35:41.000 And so, fine.

06:35:42.000 But I like it.

06:35:45.000 But we know how Trump is.

06:35:45.000 He's saying, we're going to fight this to the Supreme Court, which is what the Democrats were saying already.

06:35:52.000 That's what the Attorney General of Pennsylvania was saying already.

06:35:56.000 And he's just saying, we're not going to let people stuff ballot boxes for three more days in Pennsylvania just to pull out a win, is basically what he's saying.

06:36:05.000 And so I think it's one of those things where, do you wish he might not have phrased it that way?

06:36:10.000 Sure.

06:36:12.000 But, you know, would it have played better if he'd phrased it differently?

06:36:15.000 You know, yes, but I think the heart of it is, yeah, we want to make sure this is a fair election.

06:36:22.000 If Biden's allowed to say, you know, we were winning and, you know, we will win this or whatever.

06:36:27.000 If he's allowed to say that, I think Trump is allowed to give a statement and say that they'll, you know, Of course he's allowed.

06:36:37.000 I think Donald Trump, he's a president.

06:36:38.000 He can squash your nuts to oblivion and you have nothing to say about it.

06:36:41.000 This is what I'm saying, though, is that people in the media are saying this is, you know, egregious and how dare he, and no, no, no, he hasn't won or whatever, when clearly we know what he's... Was that really Temple in the media?

06:36:54.000 No, no, no, oh my word!

06:36:57.000 That was Jake Tapper.

06:36:59.000 Well, and so you brought up a really good point.

06:37:02.000 Every single time that, and you know, we've said this a million times, but every single time something like this happens, Donald Trump, the headline goes, Trump says he'll go to Supreme Court.

06:37:10.000 Unclear why.

06:37:11.000 Falsely claims victory when states have yet to be called.

06:37:14.000 If Joe Biden says anything remotely similar, they frame it.

06:37:17.000 They put it in context.

06:37:19.000 And of course, all that Trump is saying... By the way, people out there, I do want you to do the research on elections that are comparable to see if they called states.

06:37:25.000 Well, and all that Trump was saying is, I think we've won this election.

06:37:29.000 And all of a sudden, the votes stopped coming in.

06:37:32.000 And I feel like there's a... I feel like, God forbid, Pennsylvania might have some voter fraud like they've always had.

06:37:38.000 Right.

06:37:39.000 Yeah.

06:37:40.000 Voter fraud, almost like, hey, you know what?

06:37:41.000 I think Chicago has a strong corrupt union.

06:37:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

06:37:45.000 It's like, really?

06:37:46.000 Did they charge you $2,800 to plug in your own television at McCormick Place, which actually happened with my wife?

06:37:53.000 So, Biden and Trump both gave a speech.

06:37:58.000 They were similar in a lot of ways.

06:38:00.000 They were different in one.

06:38:02.000 Trump knew where he was?

06:38:03.000 No.

06:38:04.000 Do you guys know what that was?

06:38:05.000 Okay, let me ask you this.

06:38:06.000 And this isn't a trick question.

06:38:09.000 How were they similar?

06:38:12.000 They were similar in saying, all right, we may not know these results tonight.

06:38:17.000 Uh, and, uh, thank you so much.

06:38:20.000 We feel good about it.

06:38:21.000 Some positive spin.

06:38:22.000 Some positive spin.

06:38:23.000 The difference is Joe Biden said, we feel good about it.

06:38:26.000 Positive spin.

06:38:28.000 Good night.

06:38:29.000 Donald Trump said, we feel good about it.

06:38:32.000 Time to fight.

06:38:34.000 It's the difference in energy.

06:38:36.000 Joe Biden is not even willing to fight the night of the election and that's why I want to be up for a little while and I don't care if you guys leave the camera on me if I have to go to my webcam just in principle because I want people to see listen if this is your job if this is your calling and you pick Yeah.

06:38:52.000 this job, to be president. You want to be in that position.

06:38:56.000 Donald Trump has certainly outperformed.

06:38:58.000 He has done more than any of us have asked of him. And Joe Biden has not done the bare minimum.

06:39:04.000 They both said we feel pretty good. Joe Biden said, I think we're winning in Georgia. I think

06:39:09.000 you're not. He said, I feel good about North Carolina.

06:39:12.000 You shouldn't.

06:39:13.000 And then he said, Pennsylvania and Michigan.

06:39:16.000 And Donald Trump said the same thing, only he said, we've got to make sure this is fair and we're ready to fight.

06:39:21.000 You think Donald Trump's going to bed?

06:39:23.000 I think right now someone's getting fired just for kicks.

06:39:26.000 We'll be back on the payroll tomorrow.

06:39:29.000 And then he's going to be giving people hell to pay.

06:39:30.000 That's what I think.

06:39:32.000 I think right now Joe Biden is sawing logs.

06:39:35.000 And I think if you woke him up, he wouldn't know where he is.

06:39:38.000 Right.

06:39:39.000 Well, it's because Joe Biden knows that other people are going to fight for him.

06:39:42.000 And I think the media, big tech, everybody is on his side to do it for him.

06:39:46.000 Yeah.

06:39:47.000 Yeah.

06:39:47.000 So I think that the... Yeah.

06:39:51.000 It's OK.

06:39:51.000 I know you're tired, too.

06:39:52.000 We're all tired.

06:39:53.000 Our brains are all fried.

06:39:54.000 It's like 2 a.m.

06:39:55.000 I'm just hitting the stride.

06:39:56.000 What I was going to say, it's a question of authority, right?

06:39:59.000 So essentially, the media is saying, how can he declare victory if we haven't allowed him to?

06:40:03.000 Right.

06:40:03.000 We haven't declared victory for him.

06:40:05.000 We haven't called it for him.

06:40:06.000 Exactly.

06:40:06.000 So then he can't say it.

06:40:08.000 And he's saying, well, I'll go to the Supreme Court, rather than saying, I'll wait for the media to do my job for me.

06:40:14.000 Right.

06:40:14.000 The five different medias that don't have the same number.

06:40:17.000 Can you let me know, people out there, people in the control room, I want you watching all the streams and also including the Young Turks, and if there's one that is particularly entertaining that we should tune into, let us know.

06:40:26.000 They've all quit.

06:40:27.000 They've gone offline.

06:40:28.000 Young Turks is offline?

06:40:30.000 NBC is offline?

06:40:31.000 ABC is offline?

06:40:33.000 They're all offline?

06:40:34.000 Joe told me to go to sleep.

06:40:36.000 What's more entertaining, ABC or CNN?

06:40:39.000 Probably CNN.

06:40:40.000 ABC has the best graphics.

06:40:46.000 So, in other words, there are no changes right now to the tallies because they've just stopped?

06:40:50.000 Well, no, they haven't just stopped.

06:40:51.000 It's just slowed to a trickle.

06:40:53.000 I have seen, I've been watching the numbers very closely, and you have seen Arizona move up, you've seen Pennsylvania move up, you've seen, I think, Michigan's back up above 300,000 difference between Biden and Trump.

06:41:04.000 You mean Trump over Biden?

06:41:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:41:07.000 Difference between Biden and Trump.

06:41:08.000 70%.

06:41:08.000 Right. What percentage of the vote do we have in?

06:41:10.000 Hey Reg, can we do one final look at, so Michigan it says 70%

06:41:14.000 70% And Donald Trump has a 7.5 point lead in Michigan?

06:41:19.000 Hold on, let's see what Cuomo is saying.

06:41:20.000 Oh man, he said some more.

06:41:22.000 ...of the 2020 presidential election and that is not a surprise.

06:41:26.000 Not to me, Chris Cuomo, not with my brother Don Lowe.

06:41:28.000 Wisconsin's holding it.

06:41:29.000 81%.

06:41:29.000 81%?

06:41:29.000 The gap is holding.

06:41:30.000 It's a four-point spread.

06:41:30.000 Jack Dorsey on speed dial.

06:41:32.000 Not with my brother, Don Linden.

06:41:34.000 My brother.

06:41:36.000 Wisconsin's holding it. 81%.

06:41:38.000 81%? The gap is holding.

06:41:40.000 It's a 4 point spread.

06:41:42.000 Yeah, and that's been holding for a while.

06:41:44.000 I didn't expect that.

06:41:46.000 And yet, President Trump is falsely claiming victory.

06:41:50.000 Let's move past that.

06:41:52.000 They're acting like, did I just not watch a press conference where Joe Biden said, we feel good about these numbers and we think we're going to win?

06:42:00.000 Donald Trump just said it in a different way where he said, look, we're winning.

06:42:03.000 Never has it happened.

06:42:04.000 There's no way to close the gap.

06:42:05.000 Whereas Joe Biden just said in a general veiled attempt at communicating, we feel pretty good.

06:42:13.000 Yeah.

06:42:13.000 We feel pretty good.

06:42:14.000 We feel pretty good.

06:42:15.000 He was turning his head left at a locker room.

06:42:17.000 Does it count?

06:42:17.000 His wife fed him a line.

06:42:19.000 It was great.

06:42:19.000 His wife fed him a line.

06:42:21.000 Which, by the way, speaking of tone-deaf, can you think of anyone more tone-deaf than bringing Lady Gaga to Pennsylvania?

06:42:28.000 That's a bad idea.

06:42:29.000 Lady Gaga to Pennsylvania, where people are losing their jobs.

06:42:31.000 Something like 30 people watched it.

06:42:32.000 And am I the only one?

06:42:33.000 Again, we have more energy in the United States than ever before.

06:42:38.000 We are a net energy exporter, and our carbon emissions are lower.

06:42:42.000 That's pretty good.

06:42:42.000 What else does it take?

06:42:44.000 You don't need a Green New Deal.

06:42:46.000 No, you don't need a Green New Deal.

06:42:47.000 You're already doing better.

06:42:48.000 You see the free market to do what it does.

06:42:49.000 You do if you just want to take over half of the entire American economy.

06:42:54.000 You're right, you're right.

06:42:55.000 I saw Angela whisper sweet nothings into Tokunawa's ear. 0.57

06:42:57.000 Is there something that I should be knowing about?

06:42:59.000 She was just bringing me a coffee.

06:43:00.000 Oh, she was bringing you a coffee? 0.71

06:43:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

06:43:01.000 Well, that's very nice.

06:43:02.000 Does anyone else want a coffee at all?

06:43:03.000 Or does anyone else want an espresso?

06:43:05.000 I'm kidding.

06:43:06.000 No.

06:43:07.000 Do we have any chat that we want to take at all?

06:43:09.000 Yeah, we've got several chats, actually.

06:43:10.000 Okay, let's go to some chat here so we can talk with you guys.

06:43:12.000 I'm sorry for those who are still here at Mug Club. 1.00

06:43:15.000 Thank you.

06:43:15.000 Which is a lot.

06:43:16.000 It's a bunch of us.

06:43:17.000 So Landon says, I have a question for you, Steven.

06:43:19.000 Why should I vote in Illinois if it will go blue anyway?

06:43:22.000 What's the point?

06:43:23.000 It's a little late for that.

06:43:24.000 It is a little late for that.

06:43:26.000 Well, it's a general.

06:43:27.000 Polls were closed.

06:43:29.000 You know why? 1.00

06:43:30.000 Because if you don't vote, you lose your right to bitch. 1.00

06:43:32.000 If you don't vote, you can't complain. 0.74

06:43:34.000 If you don't vote—in other words, if we have a conversation and we're talking about issues regarding tax policy, regarding foreign policy, regarding American military interventionism, regarding what we should do as far as protection of goods and services, what we should do as far as immigration, if we're having that conversation and somewhere down the line I hear you say, well, I didn't vote, it's done.

06:43:54.000 I don't want to talk with you anymore.

06:43:56.000 There are only a few ways.

06:43:57.000 We're not sacrificing goats and rams at an altar like the Old Testament.

06:44:02.000 There are only really two ways that you can physically manifest your values, your faith, your belief today, okay?

06:44:12.000 One of them is you can tithe because you're giving away 10% of what you make with nothing more than a promise that you read in a book that you believe is the written word of God, right?

06:44:22.000 And you say, okay.

06:44:23.000 I'm going to do this because I'm told that this is the right thing.

06:44:26.000 And the other is a vote, because you don't get it back.

06:44:28.000 There are no do-overs when you cast that vote.

06:44:30.000 That's why it matters.

06:44:32.000 Now, for people out there who are business owners, or for people who are out there who are in the military, you obviously have more areas where you're putting your money where your mouth is.

06:44:39.000 But for the average American who wants to go about their day, and I don't begrudge you at all, you want to collect a paycheck, you want to come home to your family, maybe watch some TV, take vacations a couple times a year, there's nothing wrong with that.

06:44:50.000 That's a great life to have, a great dream to have.

06:44:53.000 But there are certain times where the rubber meets the road and you need to manifest your values in a tangible way.

06:45:01.000 And that's a vote and that's a tithe.

06:45:03.000 And let's say that you're some tantric yogist and you don't believe.

06:45:06.000 Okay fine, then give to charity. 0.95

06:45:08.000 But it's giving, it's putting something out physically without any expectation of something in return.

06:45:15.000 And if you don't do that with voting, You lose.

06:45:20.000 You lose your footing.

06:45:21.000 You really do lose your footing.

06:45:22.000 There's also local issues.

06:45:24.000 It's not just the presidential race.

06:45:26.000 And there used to be a time California was red.

06:45:31.000 Yeah, Reagan.

06:45:32.000 It's not out of the possibility that... There was a time where Vermont was a deadlock for red.

06:45:37.000 Right, so things can change, and if you just are complacent and think, well, I can do nothing because everything's determined for me, well, you've just given up.

06:45:46.000 Yeah, seeing Texas this close...

06:45:49.000 And this means you've got to get out there and work harder.

06:45:49.000 It's scary.

06:45:52.000 Well, there's a 26,000 vote, 27,000 vote difference right now in Nevada.

06:45:57.000 Do you think there's 27,000 Republicans in Nevada that are like, eh, it's going to be Democrat anyway?

06:46:03.000 I don't know, but maybe it's closer next time.

06:46:05.000 And if it's closer next time, maybe there's more energy to change it.

06:46:08.000 Also, the popular vote doesn't matter, but I'd rather not have to sit around for four more years and hear Democrats whine about it.

06:46:16.000 So, hey, chip in.

06:46:19.000 Yeah.

06:46:20.000 You should vote, period.

06:46:21.000 Regardless of what your state's going to do, you should always go and vote.

06:46:25.000 Sorry, my cigar's a little plugged, so I have to keep relighting it.

06:46:27.000 Yeah, we were talking before the stream about how many of the... I mean, many things that affect you in your day-to-day lives are on the state level, right?

06:46:38.000 Yeah, much more so.

06:46:39.000 I mean, my wife was very involved in the pro-life movement.

06:46:43.000 Most of the sort of restrictions and things that are passed are enacted at the state level

06:46:49.000 or struck down at the state level by some judge.

06:46:52.000 You know, so there's a lot more of that than anything that's done on a national level as

06:46:56.000 far as abortion goes. 0.99

06:46:59.000 So you know, that's where I tell people, you know, get out and vote and do it locally,

06:47:06.000 even if you know it's going to likely go blue, and check some boxes, and then, you know,

06:47:12.000 don't give up.

06:47:14.000 And if you think it's going to go blue, do something to change it.

06:47:17.000 Take your complaints and don't just go on Facebook and bitch about how it's not fair.

06:47:22.000 Take those complaints to a local city council meeting and say it, and maybe run for office yourself.

06:47:28.000 Not only that, but if they feel as though there are enough people... By the way, Illinois is overwhelmingly red outside of Chicago.

06:47:33.000 People don't understand that.

06:47:34.000 It's the same in a lot of these states. 0.99

06:47:36.000 If you look at the county breakdown, Illinois is worse because it's like one county and then the rest of the state, the rest of it is red and no one is moving to Illinois because Chicago sucks. 0.96

06:47:46.000 So I don't care what Yeezy says. 0.64

06:47:49.000 So if you are voting overwhelmingly red, guess what?

06:47:53.000 That does keep those local politicians in check where they go, well, you know what?

06:47:57.000 Maybe we should support the Infants Born Alive Act. 0.87

06:48:00.000 I know we had this junior senator who said throw them in a waste paper basket with some weird terrorist sounding name, Hussein Obama, but we have enough Republican voters here where that may not go over well.

06:48:09.000 Let's scale it back a little bit.

06:48:11.000 That's something that people don't understand.

06:48:13.000 You can still have a Republican presence.

06:48:15.000 You can still have a conservative presence in a blue state.

06:48:17.000 It still does act as the eyes over the shoulder of some of these legislators.

06:48:23.000 It's not just about a national election.

06:48:26.000 It's not just about the Electoral College.

06:48:27.000 And it's not just about the popular vote.

06:48:29.000 It is about the cultural makeup of this country.

06:48:32.000 As an example, think about this in the black community.

06:48:34.000 You know what I hope for the black community? 0.68

06:48:37.000 Look, where are you at Georgia?

06:48:40.000 Yeah, nothing's changed.

06:48:43.000 It seems to have crawled to a halt, the reporting in Georgia.

06:48:46.000 It's a 2.5% lead, which is pretty significant in Georgia.

06:48:50.000 With the black community, celebrities should not dictate how you vote.

06:48:53.000 We all agree with that.

06:48:58.000 And let me finish what I'm about to say here, because people are like, ooh, white person talking about this.

06:49:02.000 Compared to white people, we've talked about this, the black culture right here in the United States, and you know this, Gary, you've talked about it with some of your relatives.

06:49:09.000 As much as we hate when the Democrats treat a certain voting group like a monolith, that is much more the case culturally with black America.

06:49:18.000 Then white America.

06:49:19.000 For example, if Chris Evans comes out and says, vote for Biden, well, you're into comic books, and so quarter black Garrett might say, oh, OK, OK, well, Chris Evans, and I know that's not going to influence you, but it's someone you would know. 0.91

06:49:29.000 But you may not know, you may not care or know what Michael Buble says, whereas my parents might.

06:49:33.000 Whereas someone like maybe, I don't know, Jack Johnson with AudioAid, I don't know, I'm trying to think.

06:49:41.000 But I'm saying, in other words, Robert Downey Jr.

06:49:43.000 But the point is, white people can have entirely different cultures.

06:49:43.000 isn't going to a federal vote.

06:49:46.000 I remember when I was a kid, we were in school, you could be a skater, you could be a punk,

06:49:50.000 you could be a metalhead, you could be a goth, you could be an emo kid.

06:49:54.000 Black kids right now in this country, you better be into rap or hip-hop. 1.00

06:49:57.000 This is what's told to them, by the way. 0.87

06:49:59.000 This is not what I'm telling them.

06:50:00.000 Unfortunately, this is what's told to them by a lot of the cultural figureheads in the

06:50:03.000 black community is you better be into hip-hop or rap or you don't get to have friends in 1.00

06:50:08.000 the black community. 0.82

06:50:10.000 And so when you have Lil Wayne, Lil Pump, kind of 50 Cent, depending on whether you

06:50:14.000 think he speaks for himself or Chelsea Handler speaks for him, and Ice Cube, when you have

06:50:20.000 these people come out and say, you know what?

06:50:22.000 Donald Trump has some good ideas.

06:50:25.000 That has far more influence.

06:50:27.000 on black Americans than a couple of like Taylor Swift and maybe Billy Joel and I don't know, James Taylor would have in the white community because we're more fractured.

06:50:36.000 So what I do hope happens in the black community is with these few really prominent figureheads in the black community, it allows the political discourse, hopefully, to be in the black community like we had in the white community 20 years ago where it's just, oh, you're voting Republican?

06:50:52.000 I'm voting Democrat.

06:50:53.000 And it's not a riot.

06:50:54.000 It's not a fight at the Thanksgiving table.

06:50:57.000 And that is something that I do believe has changed and is valuable.

06:51:02.000 So that's something that I think cannot be overlooked.

06:51:05.000 Win, lose, or draw on all this, and I really do, looking at this, I feel more confident than I did two, three hours ago that Donald Trump's going to win this thing.

06:51:13.000 It's just that right now they're trying to tell us, go to bed.

06:51:14.000 They're trying to slow it down.

06:51:16.000 Go to bed, all is well.

06:51:17.000 Why aren't they having people counting the votes right now?

06:51:21.000 I don't understand this. 0.95

06:51:22.000 It's ridiculous. 0.59

06:51:23.000 Why do they have any fewer people counting votes right now than they did two hours ago? 0.81

06:51:29.000 Have they ever heard of a night shift?

06:51:31.000 Yeah, probably not.

06:51:32.000 Yeah, and I mean, I think Trump just sort of called their bluff in that that was their

06:51:36.000 plan that they would get some early votes and say, well, it may swing Biden later on.

06:51:40.000 We need to wait on the results and then just stop counting in places like Pennsylvania

06:51:44.000 and sit around on it so that they could have time to strategize.

06:51:48.000 And he said, OK, yeah, fine.

06:51:49.000 You want to play it that way.

06:51:50.000 Let's do that.

06:51:51.000 Let's let's stop counting the votes and we'll take it to the Supreme Court. 0.95

06:51:54.000 That's exactly what it seemed like they were going to do.

06:51:57.000 So really I feel like he just sort of called their bluff, essentially was his move.

06:52:02.000 He didn't say anything all too dissimilar from what Joe Biden said.

06:52:04.000 He was just saying, OK, now it's time to fight for this.

06:52:07.000 As opposed to Joe Biden saying, now it's time to let the media do my bidding.

06:52:10.000 Yeah.

06:52:10.000 I don't know what their plan was to begin with, but I understand that you have to count votes that have been mailed in, and there's a whole process for that.

06:52:18.000 But we're looking at the states that we knew were going to be the states we were watching all night anyway.

06:52:25.000 Is this news to them?

06:52:26.000 Like, are they not a swing state every single year?

06:52:28.000 Did they not know that they would need extra people to count ballots for six or seven months planning for an election that could be affected by a pandemic?

06:52:35.000 What was the thinking behind, oh, we've got 71% in Michigan, that's probably good.

06:52:40.000 Especially considering that Democrats were the ones saying, hey, vote by mail!

06:52:44.000 Republicans were the ones saying, vote in person!

06:52:46.000 Shouldn't the Democrats have had a plan in place to count the mail-in votes?

06:52:50.000 It would have been nice.

06:52:51.000 And the polls close on the right side of the map before they close on the left side of the map.

06:52:55.000 Right.

06:52:56.000 And yet we're calling it behind the states over here.

06:52:57.000 There is no reason, logistically, that right now we shouldn't have an answer on Georgia, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, and Michigan.

06:53:04.000 There's no reason that we shouldn't.

06:53:06.000 And by the way, it's pretty clear that we do have a definitive vote count from what we know.

06:53:11.000 There could be some things that change again.

06:53:12.000 I don't necessarily know all the counties, but that would be a gap that I don't know historically has been overcome in these counties.

06:53:17.000 Well, they're talking about one of those right now in Wayne County, you know, in 2020.

06:53:21.000 He's got 166,000 votes.

06:53:23.000 In 2016, he got 228,000 votes, right?

06:53:27.000 That means he's going to get to about 320,000 votes if you extrapolate that out.

06:53:32.000 And he's going to way outperform what he did in 2016.

06:53:34.000 And he won Michigan.

06:53:35.000 You just said he had 200-something thousand.

06:53:37.000 Only with 50%.

06:53:38.000 reporting. So if you just multiply that, it's 43%, but you can't necessarily say it's a

06:53:43.000 one-to-one, but it's pretty close to say he's way outperforming his numbers.

06:53:48.000 I do not think that they want people to see the results specifically in counties that

06:53:52.000 are predominantly black and seeing how much better Donald Trump is.

06:53:56.000 So let me bring up one of those.

06:53:58.000 Star County, Texas, this is the median income there is $17,000 a year.

06:54:05.000 It's 95% Hispanic.

06:54:07.000 And in 2016, it went for Hillary plus 60.

06:54:11.000 Now 2020, it's gone for Biden plus five.

06:54:16.000 That is a 55 point swing in a single cycle.

06:54:20.000 Wow.

06:54:22.000 Legal immigrants, their average salary goes from $17,000 to $40,000.

06:54:26.000 You have a Republican voting bloc for the rest of that generation.

06:54:30.000 Yeah, it's like, oh, so you guys hate poor Hispanics?

06:54:34.000 We just want to make them rich. 0.94

06:54:37.000 That's what you're seeing here.

06:54:38.000 It's your biggest crisis.

06:54:40.000 If it is an arms race, Republicans are the party of the rich, which, by the way, is not the case.

06:54:43.000 If you look in Michigan, Romney, Snyder, they obviously endorsed Biden.

06:54:48.000 They're the party of Wall Street.

06:54:50.000 But if Donald Trump is the party of the rich, the party of small businesses, the party of the upper middle class, which I think is true, then it's an arms race.

06:54:57.000 It is a race to get you there.

06:54:58.000 Whereas Democrats, it's a race to make sure that they keep you there.

06:55:02.000 And if they can't keep you there, bring in more people who can be there.

06:55:06.000 Look at the H-1B visas.

06:55:09.000 I don't know if you guys know, this is a little change that just happened with H-1B visas.

06:55:12.000 Maybe Reg can bring this up.

06:55:14.000 It used to be a lottery, and now there's a change where Donald Trump, this is a win-win-win across the board, where it's just, hey, instead of being a random lottery, we're going to base it on companies that pay the highest wages on average.

06:55:28.000 So what does that do?

06:55:29.000 That, it doesn't cut down on the number of immigrants, it makes it more competitive.

06:55:33.000 You're pulling from a global pool, right, a global talent pool, but you're also not driving American wages down.

06:55:39.000 You're bringing in immigrants who you will pay more and ultimately it drives up the market wage of American workers rather than some lottery where you bring someone in from Bangladesh, you bring someone in from India who's happy to take $17,000 a year or $25,000 or $35,000 a year than an American would do for $85,000 a year. 0.63

06:55:55.000 And often what happens is these foreign workers come in on these H-1B visas, it's a lottery, and then they go back to their country where they can make a comfortable living. 0.99

06:56:03.000 That's something that no one should be against unless you simply want people to come in here and be low wage laborers so that you can promise them more free stuff.

06:56:15.000 Basing it on merit and not only we're not just basing it on merit, we're basing it we're essentially holding companies accountable.

06:56:21.000 It's reverse of what the left does with COVID.

06:56:25.000 If a business is found with someone not wearing a mask, we're going to fine them $2,000, which in Austin I just wanted to not wear a mask and go into a bunch of businesses that I hated.

06:56:35.000 Apparently that's frowned upon.

06:56:37.000 That would be funny, though.

06:56:38.000 It's a reverse of that, where the administration is saying, hey, you know what?

06:56:41.000 We're going to reward companies that pay people well.

06:56:44.000 But they don't care about American workers.

06:56:46.000 Yeah.

06:56:46.000 Whereas Democrats are saying, oh, let's make it a lottery and keep the average salary lower.

06:56:51.000 That's something that should tell you, again, who is looking out for the American worker regardless of color.

06:56:51.000 Yeah.

06:56:58.000 And it's something that isn't being told more because they know that the parties are shifting right now.

06:57:02.000 Yeah, absolutely.

06:57:03.000 Real quick on Wisconsin, we've talked about counties in some of these other states.

06:57:06.000 They just did Milwaukee County, and Donald Trump is up by three points with 82% of the vote in Wisconsin, and he's outperforming in Milwaukee County.

06:57:15.000 That's huge.

06:57:17.000 You mean outperforming his previous performances?

06:57:19.000 He's outperforming 2016 there, he's outperforming in 2016.

06:57:21.000 Where are you getting these numbers?

06:57:23.000 I'm just paying attention.

06:57:24.000 Oh, okay.

06:57:24.000 Well, what are they saying?

06:57:25.000 Let's see what they're saying right here.

06:57:26.000 Well, they drill down into these counties and you can see the totals.

06:57:29.000 So you just look at the total vote from the previous year.

06:57:33.000 By the way, don't you love that you can tell when Chris Cuomo has just for men?

06:57:38.000 He goes from totally gray to all black.

06:57:40.000 When it goes election night, I mean, you've got to... It's like he goes from looking like his brother to Ralph Macchio in Karate Kid 2.

06:57:46.000 What are you talking about?

06:57:47.000 I just woke up like this.

06:57:50.000 I'm 21 years old.

06:57:51.000 How long have people been making you feel good about yourselves and this country in

06:57:53.000 a way that was going to send you out into a virus to vote, and yet you did?

06:57:57.000 In numbers we've never seen before.

06:57:59.000 So what does that mean?

06:58:01.000 Not only is it about everybody who came out today, but who voted early?

06:58:04.000 Who voted by mail?

06:58:05.000 It's complicated this year.

06:58:06.000 So, Kristen Holmes, you've been sorting this through for us.

06:58:09.000 That should be the leftist bumper sticker.

06:58:10.000 It's complicated.

06:58:11.000 It's complicated.

06:58:12.000 Which really should just read, we don't have an answer.

06:58:16.000 Whose fault is it?

06:58:17.000 They need time to plot their answer.

06:58:19.000 Yeah, and the reason, the excuse that they are giving is the coronavirus.

06:58:24.000 Of course.

06:58:24.000 And they've been trying to run this same place since March.

06:58:27.000 It's insane.

06:58:28.000 The people that have been selling the coronavirus all year long are the people now saying this is problematic?

06:58:34.000 Wait, now they just said there's only 74% of the vote in Pennsylvania.

06:58:38.000 So they're saying, so 39% mail vote, 1.5 million left to be counted.

06:58:46.000 So that's what they're saying in Pennsylvania, they're expecting it to be overwhelmingly Democrat because of mail-in votes.

06:58:54.000 Well Joe Biden would have to absolutely clobber him in the remaining votes to be counted.

06:59:00.000 Clobber him!

06:59:00.000 He's down by 700,000 votes and there's 1.5 million to go.

06:59:06.000 Right.

06:59:08.000 And Bucks is a suburb of Philadelphia, and I see that remaining at least at a plus-15.

06:59:13.000 Trump or pretty close, because I don't see that changing.

06:59:16.000 Because again, they're looking at their city being burnt down to the ground.

06:59:20.000 Yeah.

06:59:21.000 Well, Allegheny is Pittsburgh.

06:59:22.000 He's outperforming in Philadelphia, Bucks, and Allegheny right now.

06:59:25.000 So count more votes from those places, and he'll still outperform if what has happened holds true.

06:59:32.000 They can't count tonight.

06:59:36.000 Yeah, I think Allegheny paused the count an hour ago and they're going to reconvene at 10 a.m.

06:59:44.000 to continue.

06:59:45.000 Why?

06:59:46.000 If they were planning this whole time to do vote-by-mail, why don't they just have people working in shifts?

06:59:55.000 We've done that.

06:59:56.000 We've done that when building a new website or we've been migrating to a new server.

07:00:00.000 We're like, well listen, we're just gonna have to stagger it so the site doesn't go down.

07:00:04.000 This just shows you how ineffective the United States government is and our process that they cannot have people working around the clock for crying out loud.

07:00:16.000 Elves do!

07:00:17.000 Let's be specific, it's the state governments that are the problem.

07:00:22.000 They're probably choosing to be ineffective on this.

07:00:24.000 Yeah, they're both the problem and if you look at a place like Florida, Other states need to model the way they count votes off the way that Florida did it this time around, because we were seeing the tally by party registration all day today.

07:00:41.000 We were looking at that.

07:00:44.000 That was in the morning.

07:00:45.000 I remember I couldn't stop checking, and I was like, I know this doesn't mean anything yet, but Florida is giving us the numbers, so I have to be looking at all this.

07:00:52.000 And so I think Florida did a pretty amazing job with getting an account, and then you just see it with a contrast of some place like Pennsylvania, where they're setting themselves up for failure.

07:01:02.000 They're setting themselves up for a Supreme Court case.

07:01:05.000 Well, when you add it up with Pennsylvania, where they've had all these fights that go to either their Circuit Court or the Supreme Court, Then you have an AG saying, when all the votes are counted, there's no way Donald Trump wins.

07:01:15.000 And then they're actually just retiring for the evening.

07:01:19.000 I'm retiring to my quarters.

07:01:21.000 These were people who never intended to count the vote all night.

07:01:24.000 And why?

07:01:24.000 They're hoping that enthusiasm dies out.

07:01:26.000 Yeah, and I mean, that's with their primary elections in June.

07:01:30.000 You'll recall that Pennsylvania, they were counting their votes for, I think, two weeks for some of those.

07:01:37.000 So they know it doesn't work.

07:01:38.000 They know that system does not work.

07:01:42.000 It might work for the ends that they want it to work for.

07:01:44.000 I was going to say, are they being ineffectual or are they just...

07:01:50.000 What's the incentive?

07:01:51.000 They're just saying, well, no, it's just taking us a long time.

07:01:55.000 But really, the conspiracy theory is saying, how many more ballots do we need to get the result that we want?

07:02:03.000 And the outward reason is because of COVID, obviously.

07:02:05.000 Which is what they've set up since March.

07:02:07.000 Because of COVID, we can't have people counting right now, even though we're broadcasting.

07:02:10.000 Even though we're bringing them back at 10 a.m.

07:02:12.000 tomorrow morning, they can't do it right now because COVID strikes at night.

07:02:15.000 I'll say Wisconsin is looking better than I thought.

07:02:18.000 Yeah, it is.

07:02:19.000 93% reporting and Trump is up 51.1% to 47.4%.

07:02:23.000 That's great.

07:02:24.000 That's big.

07:02:25.000 That's 92% reporting.

07:02:29.000 Do we have a count on what that is from Milwaukee and Madison?

07:02:33.000 If there's at least half of Milwaukee and Madison coming in, that ratio should hold pretty consistent.

07:02:39.000 So that's something if we could look into, then we could pretty much clearly call Wisconsin for Donald Trump.

07:02:43.000 What is it, 110,000 votes right now?

07:02:45.000 What were we about to say there, quarterback?

07:02:46.000 I do have a clip here, compiled by our editors, from a little bit of a meltdown.

07:02:51.000 Oh, a little bit of a meltdown.

07:02:53.000 Okay.

07:02:54.000 Well, let's go to this clip, and then we'll see how we feel, because we may have to reconvene, God, I hope not, tomorrow after they start counting.

07:03:01.000 I'll just sleep in my chair.

07:03:03.000 Just sleep in your chair, like an old man, where you just fall asleep in your chair. 0.99

07:03:06.000 Fall asleep in your little yogi bow.

07:03:07.000 They're not a sponsor, but they're very, very comfortable.

07:03:10.000 All right, so we have a clip now of just tonight.

07:03:12.000 And by the way, keep in mind, we've been here tonight and we've been frustrated.

07:03:16.000 None of us have been frustrated or demoralized by what we think is a loss.

07:03:19.000 I think everyone here actually probably feels pretty good that Donald Trump's going to win this.

07:03:23.000 Yeah, I do.

07:03:24.000 ineptitude and the dishonesty, which I think you can contrast.

07:03:29.000 Is it surprising?

07:03:30.000 No, it's not surprising.

07:03:32.000 But I think you can contrast with the meltdown that we are about to watch of the left not

07:03:36.000 getting their way exactly, despite all of the tricks they've pulled.

07:03:41.000 So thank you very much to the team out there in the control room.

07:03:45.000 Let's take a look.

07:03:54.000 So the election is about a month away and I'm calling it.

07:03:58.000 It's official.

07:03:59.000 Donald Trump will lose.

07:04:01.000 Joe Biden will win.

07:04:02.000 Like Joe Biden, who's focused on bringing this deeply divided country together again, he will become the first Democratic nominee since 1976 to claim the 38 electoral college votes in this state.

07:04:16.000 I'm less biased than everyone else in news.

07:04:19.000 This election is over.

07:04:21.000 Joe was one of my best friends in the Senate, and he will win Florida as well.

07:04:26.000 I think this can be a change election.

07:04:29.000 I believe that Biden will be elected.

07:04:32.000 The nice merger is predict that Trump will lose the White House.

07:04:36.000 They did hear Trump's going.

07:04:37.000 He's going to be gone in November, and Joe Biden's going to replace him.

07:04:41.000 So far, the polls have been good for Biden, and not just in the blue states.

07:04:44.000 And Texas is a toss-up!

07:04:47.000 If Joe Biden's had a five or six point lead, and then Donald Trump wins, my profession is done.

07:04:53.000 But it's just not going to be as some Democrats were hoping for.

07:04:56.000 They thought it was going to be an early landslide.

07:05:01.000 It was really always a pipe dream.

07:05:03.000 He's actually exceeding, right now, his 2016 number. 0.99

07:05:06.000 Let us hit the Republicans in the face! 1.00

07:05:12.000 The guy's IQ is lower than 70! 1.00

07:05:14.000 He's an idiot! 1.00

07:05:16.000 He's a total moron! 1.00

07:05:18.000 And you couldn't figure out how to crush him in an election? 1.00

07:05:21.000 Voting for Trump is the worst thing that you can do for this f***ing country. 0.98

07:05:25.000 Hey, do women deserve to, you know, have access to abortions and life-saving medical care as your Planned Parenthood? 1.00

07:05:32.000 Or hey, do black people deserve to live? 1.00

07:05:37.000 What the fuck, Blake? 1.00

07:05:38.000 Well, you're so fucking selfish that the only thing that you care about is your fucking money! 1.00

07:05:43.000 You make money off of everything! 1.00

07:05:44.000 You want this country to fucking burn to the ground! 1.00

07:05:47.000 No! 1.00

07:06:03.000 We will make America wealthy again.

07:06:06.000 We will make America proud again.

07:06:09.000 We will make America safe again.

07:06:12.000 And yes, together, we will make America great again.

07:06:20.000 Well, that was lovely.

07:06:21.000 That was good.

07:06:22.000 Okay, so a couple... Do we know, is Elijah Schafer still around?

07:06:25.000 Is he still awake?

07:06:26.000 No, is he asleep?

07:06:27.000 I didn't know if something was going on.

07:06:29.000 Do we have any idea what's going on?

07:06:31.000 What was that?

07:06:33.000 Whoa, he got chased out of DC by Antifa.

07:06:37.000 Well, that's a wonderful state of affairs in our country.

07:06:39.000 Oh, man.

07:06:40.000 OK, well, here's the deal.

07:06:43.000 I would stay here as long as we felt like we could be productive.

07:06:45.000 Unfortunately, for some reason, no one else is doing their job.

07:06:48.000 They've stopped us.

07:06:49.000 They've stopped doing their job.

07:06:52.000 So what I want to do is one final thank you.

07:06:55.000 Well, maybe we'll read some chats.

07:06:57.000 And of course, louderwithcrowder.com.

07:06:59.000 The promo code is CrowderElectionStream.

07:07:02.000 You get $30 off.

07:07:03.000 How long is that active?

07:07:04.000 For the next 48 hours, is it?

07:07:06.000 I mean, until the election's called?

07:07:08.000 Until the election's called.

07:07:09.000 So we'll make sure, choking on it, let's make sure we call everyone at the Blaze and make sure they keep that promo code available until the election is actually called.

07:07:18.000 So I want to take some chats.

07:07:20.000 Then I'm going to go through the map.

07:07:21.000 And I still think we should still finish it out with the rent callback, because I do think that this is a win for Donald Trump.

07:07:30.000 Before any of that, look, let me tell you, win, lose, whatever happens here, and I do think it's a win for Donald Trump.

07:07:35.000 I am really suspicious of election fraud here.

07:07:37.000 Listen, two can play at this game.

07:07:39.000 They said if Donald Trump claimed victory, they were going to stop it.

07:07:41.000 So, okay, if at this point you guys then claim, oh look, we found a bunch of mail-in ballots, I'm not going to call the election until it goes to the courts.

07:07:50.000 Everyone here agree with that?

07:07:51.000 Yeah.

07:07:51.000 Until it goes to the courts.

07:07:53.000 Until ACB has her say. 1.00

07:07:56.000 So suck it. 1.00

07:07:58.000 Let's go to a couple of chats and then let's have someone out there in the control room. 0.99

07:08:01.000 I'm going to fill out this map to what I think is most likely going forward into tomorrow.

07:08:06.000 We'll end it with our final goodbye and I might have to be back here tomorrow or the day after as they continue calling the election.

07:08:14.000 Let's go to a couple of chats.

07:08:15.000 Yeah, Vanessa says, what should we do about family who are disowning us for supporting Trump? 1.00

07:08:21.000 Fuck them! 1.00

07:08:22.000 That was a bit harsh. 1.00

07:08:22.000 Yeah. 1.00

07:08:22.000 Oh, wow. 1.00

07:08:24.000 That's messed up.

07:08:25.000 If they've already disowned you, just love them from afar, and who cares?

07:08:29.000 X-flax and the coffee.

07:08:31.000 Does that work?

07:08:32.000 Well, I guess it would have to be like a mocha.

07:08:34.000 You can't just put X-flax in the coffee.

07:08:36.000 What is this, chocolate?

07:08:37.000 No, no, no, it's a mocha.

07:08:38.000 It's a peppermint mocha.

07:08:39.000 It's a peppermint mocha.

07:08:40.000 You like those little chocolate shavings?

07:08:42.000 Yeah.

07:08:43.000 Yeah, it was shaved chocolate.

07:08:45.000 This is an exlax in this.

07:08:46.000 Why would I do that to ya?

07:08:48.000 I'm a relative.

07:08:50.000 So, I don't hate that idea, but you have to be a little more tactful.

07:08:54.000 See, you're a little on the nose with it.

07:08:55.000 Pumpkin spice latte.

07:08:56.000 Pumpkin spice. 0.99

07:08:56.000 Only it's pumpkin shit latte. 0.99

07:08:58.000 Oh, there you go. 1.00

07:08:59.000 I didn't know they did that.

07:09:01.000 I can tell this this late at night.

07:09:02.000 That would be worse.

07:09:04.000 Remember I told that story, how I just prayed and hoped that I wouldn't crap my pants, and I didn't, and I made it home?

07:09:09.000 Well, when I had the staph infection and they had me on three antibiotics and prednisone... You didn't make it?

07:09:15.000 God didn't.

07:09:17.000 God answers prayers, sometimes he just doesn't answer it the way you want him to.

07:09:20.000 Big ol' no on that one.

07:09:22.000 It was a big ol' hey.

07:09:24.000 You need to suffer a little bit.

07:09:26.000 You're not quite Job, but...

07:09:28.000 There's going to be a turtle head.

07:09:30.000 Not quite.

07:09:31.000 Yeah, not quite.

07:09:32.000 All right, well, do you have one or two more chats?

07:09:34.000 We have several, but yeah, we can do a couple more.

07:09:36.000 Yeah, do tell me what you think.

07:09:37.000 We'll grab a couple more chats, and I'm going to fill out this map.

07:09:39.000 And then we're going to leave you guys, and I will stay.

07:09:42.000 I would stay up, and I would love to have the camera come with me out to when the sun comes up.

07:09:47.000 But I just think it might not be productive, because I don't think we'll be any closer.

07:09:51.000 So I might have to come back in here tomorrow or the day after.

07:09:54.000 But I'm not going to leave you guys hanging.

07:09:56.000 Okay, we'll take two more.

07:09:58.000 So Jonathan says, so everyone, say Trump wins, what happens with the crackhead laptop thing?

07:10:05.000 I think laptop crackhead gonna laptop crackhead.

07:10:09.000 Here's the thing, here's what's sad to me about Hunter Biden. 0.99

07:10:14.000 I mean, aside from the fact that he's a pedophile. 0.99

07:10:16.000 You know what? 0.88

07:10:17.000 Let me say this before I go back to what I think will happen with Hunter Biden and what's sad about it.

07:10:22.000 Ashley Biden, is that the equivalent to Donald Trump's stepdaughter?

07:10:29.000 Is Ashley Biden Biden's biological daughter or from the second marriage?

07:10:35.000 That's a good question.

07:10:35.000 Does anyone know?

07:10:36.000 I thought it was his granddaughter, but I'm not sure.

07:10:39.000 Is Ashley Biden his granddaughter?

07:10:41.000 I thought it was, too.

07:10:42.000 The one with the journal?

07:10:43.000 Is it a biological granddaughter or is it from his wife since the second marriage?

07:10:48.000 Are you not thinking of Natalie Biden?

07:10:50.000 No, no, no.

07:10:51.000 Hold on, let me bring this up.

07:10:53.000 Ashley Biden is Hunter Biden's sister.

07:10:54.000 Hold on a second. I want, Ashley Biden is Hunter Biden's sister.

07:10:58.000 Oh, okay.

07:10:59.000 Right, but Hunter Biden is Joe Biden's son.

07:11:02.000 Right, right.

07:11:04.000 So that's what I'm saying is Ashley Biden.

07:11:06.000 Oh yeah, yeah.

07:11:06.000 She's the one who had the diary.

07:11:07.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.

07:11:08.000 Is she Joe Biden's daughter?

07:11:11.000 She's the daughter of Jill Biden and Joe Biden.

07:11:13.000 Okay.

07:11:13.000 Yeah.

07:11:14.000 So here's one, and I want to go back to Hunter Biden and why I think the media has done him a disservice, but Ashley Biden, um, so hold on a second here.

07:11:22.000 Let me, let me fix my computer.

07:11:24.000 No, that's wrong.

07:11:27.000 Hunter Biden.

07:11:28.000 Okay.

07:11:29.000 Interested in young girls.

07:11:30.000 At the very least, we know that he FaceTimes naked.

07:11:33.000 All right.

07:11:34.000 Crack.

07:11:34.000 Okay.

07:11:35.000 Ashley Biden had a drug addiction and Ashley Biden, according to her diary, is a sex addict. 0.97

07:11:40.000 These things are not in dispute. 0.85

07:11:41.000 She has not denied it.

07:11:42.000 I'm not condemning people for their sins.

07:11:44.000 I'm just saying this is a pattern of behavior.

07:11:46.000 So we have one son who may or may not be a pedophile who definitely struggles with ongoing drug addiction and seemingly no intervention, no accountability.

07:11:55.000 Then we have another daughter who was a drug addict and also has sexual, compulsive sexual issues. 0.95

07:12:03.000 And then we have a father who sniffs nine-year-olds. 0.88

07:12:06.000 If you were social services, you'd investigate that household. 0.94

07:12:10.000 You'd go, wait a second, is she a sex addict because he was sniffing her?! ! 1.00

07:12:16.000 Is he doing crack and interested in children because his dad was SNIFFING HER? 0.64

07:12:22.000 The point is, this is one of those issues, if you were looking into it, you'd go, hold on a second, both children drug addicts, both children have sexual perversions according to their own admission, and the father says it's harmless, but he's been accused of rape and at the very least he's made many people uncomfortable and is on camera documented sniffing children and groping them.

07:12:41.000 That is beyond just something weird happened here and there.

07:12:45.000 So that's something that I will say when you take into account the totality.

07:12:50.000 The problem with Hunter Biden is...

07:12:53.000 The media has tried to gloss over this so much.

07:12:56.000 He has no incentive to improve.

07:12:58.000 No.

07:12:59.000 Hunter Biden's gotten away with it for so long.

07:13:01.000 Think about it.

07:13:01.000 The only time you really change when you are a compulsive addict, right, whether you're a sex addict, whether you're a drug addict, is if you get caught and there needs to be... I don't know that he's had any kind of an intervention from his family, but he certainly hasn't had any kind of an intervention from the media, considering that this is the media who tried to say Donald Trump Jr.

07:13:17.000 was on cocaine at the RNC.

07:13:19.000 Right, yeah.

07:13:20.000 So what's sad about Hunter Biden is because, again, of the standards that are so low from

07:13:24.000 the Democratic Party and from the media establishment, but I repeat myself, is that Hunter Biden,

07:13:30.000 if unless there are some kind of charges brought, he can continue doing what he's doing, which

07:13:36.000 will destroy his life and the lives of countless other people who are left in his wake.

07:13:41.000 That's what's so sad to me.

07:13:43.000 And not to mention, of course, it's not really about Hunter Biden.

07:13:45.000 It's about Joe Biden, his relationship with the Chinese.

07:13:46.000 It's about Joe Biden, his relationship with the Ukraine government.

07:13:49.000 It's about Joe Biden and the fact that he used his position.

07:13:52.000 Joe Biden has nothing to sell.

07:13:54.000 Joe Biden doesn't need goods or services.

07:13:55.000 Joe Biden doesn't work with a private company.

07:13:56.000 Joe Biden only has his name to sell and his son was selling his father's name.

07:14:00.000 So keep that in mind.

07:14:01.000 But again, what's really sad to me is there's never spanking for Hunter Biden.

07:14:06.000 So I don't think he'll ever improve.

07:14:07.000 I expect Hunter Biden.

07:14:09.000 I really hope not.

07:14:09.000 I pray the guy finds Jesus.

07:14:11.000 I pray the guy gets his life straightened up and he flies right.

07:14:17.000 But you know it's not coming from his dad.

07:14:20.000 You know it's not coming from the people around his dad, and you know it's not coming from the people who have the information available to them regarding his drug addiction and sexual proclivity.

07:14:30.000 So I think that's actually sad with Hunter Biden.

07:14:33.000 And I don't think that that'll improve.

07:14:35.000 At all.

07:14:36.000 So that to me is sad, because I would like to see some redemption there.

07:14:39.000 All right, let's go to another chat.

07:14:40.000 Yeah, we'll go to one from Matt.

07:14:42.000 He says, question, if Biden does win, will the rioting continue?

07:14:46.000 And if Trump wins, will the Dems finally work and stop the division and accept that their impeachment scams are not working?

07:14:55.000 No, and I tell you what, if Biden wins, I've always been a principled conservative, but the shoe is on the other foot.

07:15:01.000 Once you've accused someone of being a gang rapist, once you've started a knowingly false witch hunt with Russia, once you've tried to impeach the president for political gain, and once you've tried to rig the election, and I mean that.

07:15:13.000 I think we're seeing it tonight.

07:15:14.000 They are trying to rig the election, effectively.

07:15:17.000 Guess what?

07:15:18.000 Now we're going to make your life difficult at every single turn.

07:15:20.000 And if they start packing the courts, I will support any trick in the book to stop that because at a certain point the actual fabric of our constitutional republic matters more than my principles and I think that our principles say we need to fight that because it'll be interesting to see if Joe Biden were to win and I really don't think he's going to win if Joe Biden were to win it's really a Kamala Harris presidency and this is someone who again she used the word equity not equality she believes in

07:15:50.000 Equality of outcome.

07:15:51.000 That's what equity means.

07:15:52.000 I think it's something that needs to be fought every single step of the way.

07:15:57.000 And I'll be there.

07:15:58.000 I'll be there and listen.

07:16:00.000 Consistency at that point be damned because the rules have changed.

07:16:03.000 All right.

07:16:04.000 Let's go to one more chat.

07:16:05.000 Yeah.

07:16:05.000 All right.

07:16:06.000 We can do one more.

07:16:07.000 We've got to pull up here.

07:16:11.000 Sorry, yeah.

07:16:12.000 By the way, does anyone else find this funny?

07:16:13.000 When you look on CNN, there's one guy who clearly doesn't have a filler light in the middle.

07:16:19.000 He looks like Mr. Burns coming from the cornfield.

07:16:22.000 I bring you love!

07:16:23.000 I bring you peace!

07:16:28.000 That's an aggressive haircut from that one on the right.

07:16:30.000 Who is that?

07:16:30.000 Aeon Flux?

07:16:31.000 Alright.

07:16:32.000 Yeah.

07:16:33.000 Alright, so Scott here says, Hey Stephen, love your quality programs.

07:16:36.000 Do you ever get embarrassed making the videos, music or otherwise?

07:16:41.000 That would require shame.

07:16:45.000 Not so much anymore.

07:16:46.000 I really don't.

07:16:46.000 I have one rule.

07:16:47.000 I do have one rule.

07:16:47.000 When we do these streams that go on for a long time where I have to be sitting in a chair and a couch, I'm just like, I just don't want to be entirely shirtless for the whole stream.

07:16:56.000 Because who wants to be for three hours sitting there?

07:16:59.000 Yeah, no, for sketches and stuff like that.

07:17:01.000 That's the one rule I have.

07:17:02.000 I'm like, I just don't want to do it because I know that people are going to be photoshopping it, and I'll move in a weird way, and you know, titties, stuff like that.

07:17:12.000 So, outside of that, no, I really don't get embarrassed as long as there's some kind of a purpose to it.

07:17:16.000 Now, I'll tell you what, everyone here is really pretty much a gamer.

07:17:20.000 Quarterback Garrett, Audio, Wade, Tokunawan, I mean, Gerald, we don't really ask you to do anything very embarrassing.

07:17:26.000 Not anymore.

07:17:28.000 He used to dress me up as a woman quite often.

07:17:30.000 Yeah, we'll get back to that.

07:17:32.000 Don't bring it up, dude.

07:17:33.000 But, you know, Gerald B. has filled in that gap for us.

07:17:37.000 So no, you know what?

07:17:38.000 I don't really get embarrassed because I see it.

07:17:40.000 This is one of those things where I think conservatives are a little bit behind the eight ball where when you look at SNL and you look at a lot of the late night hosts, it's not embarrassing if it's funny and it's not embarrassing, especially if the comedy is making a point.

07:17:52.000 So no, I don't really get all that embarrassed.

07:17:54.000 I get embarrassed when I make a mistake.

07:17:56.000 For example, like when I say Charlottesville, North Carolina.

07:17:59.000 I know that it's Virginia.

07:18:01.000 Obviously you can watch hours and hours of coverage here.

07:18:04.000 I just accidentally said North Carolina probably because that morning I was looking at polls in North Carolina.

07:18:09.000 So that's when I get embarrassed is when I make mistakes where I know better or I misspeak because I know that I'm held to a little bit of a higher standard than someone like, I don't know, Potential President Joe Biden.

07:18:22.000 Okay, let's have someone there in the control room here. 0.99

07:18:24.000 What I want to do is fill out this map as to what I think is most likely.

07:18:28.000 So okay, Nevada, Arizona, right there on that map.

07:18:33.000 And we can bring this up here on the on the screen.

07:18:36.000 I think is Tim from HR out there filling out the map?

07:18:39.000 Is that how it's working?

07:18:40.000 Yes.

07:18:40.000 It was me.

07:18:41.000 I was doing it.

07:18:42.000 Oh, was it you?

07:18:42.000 Is there someone out there filling out the map?

07:18:45.000 Tim is going to do it.

07:18:47.000 Okay, let me see.

07:18:48.000 I want to see Alaska go red right about now.

07:18:53.000 There we go.

07:18:55.000 Okay, so I expect Alaska to go red I expect Nevada to go blue.

07:18:59.000 Yep.

07:18:59.000 Okay, so Nevada to go blue.

07:19:01.000 I expect Arizona, I know it's still coming in, but that's the one that I got wrong.

07:19:05.000 I expect Arizona to go blue.

07:19:08.000 And I don't really feel bad because I wasn't super confident about that.

07:19:10.000 Right.

07:19:10.000 Now we go to Georgia and North Carolina, both of those go red.

07:19:13.000 Okay, both of those go red.

07:19:16.000 And then barring voter fraud, I think Pennsylvania goes red.

07:19:20.000 And do we think both Michigan and Wisconsin go red?

07:19:25.000 Wisconsin, I think, is looking very much that way.

07:19:30.000 I'm surprised by that too, yeah.

07:19:31.000 I think Wisconsin and Michigan both go red.

07:19:35.000 That's what I think this map looks like, give or take one of those states in the Midwest.

07:19:42.000 And if people could be bothered to do their job tonight, that's what they would be showing you.

07:19:49.000 But I feel pretty comfortable in making that prediction.

07:19:53.000 Does anyone else have any disagreements here?

07:19:55.000 I feel like that's pretty solid.

07:19:57.000 Yeah, I think it's pretty solid.

07:19:58.000 I think the Wisconsin one, I hope that holds out, but I feel really good about Michigan and Pennsylvania.

07:20:04.000 He doesn't need Wisconsin if he gets those two, so that's fine.

07:20:07.000 He only needs two of them.

07:20:11.000 What are the Vegas betting odds?

07:20:12.000 Do we have those right now, what the Vegas betting odds are?

07:20:14.000 I think they've shifted a couple of times.

07:20:16.000 They've shifted a couple of times, but I would imagine... Currently it's 61% Trump, 37% Biden.

07:20:23.000 See, that's the problem with the media, because of them saying, oh, Georgia, we don't know, and North Carolina.

07:20:28.000 But guess what?

07:20:29.000 If Georgia had been called, or North Carolina, or both, that would be at about a 75-80 percent.

07:20:34.000 Well, so here's the thing.

07:20:35.000 If Wisconsin and Michigan both go, then Georgia doesn't matter.

07:20:38.000 It's true.

07:20:39.000 Or if Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania go, because those are significantly higher margins than even Georgia or North Carolina, then they don't matter.

07:20:47.000 So there are multiple paths for Donald Trump to win.

07:20:49.000 That is the path that I think is, I don't want to say most likely, but I feel pretty comfortable in calling that now.

07:20:55.000 Could Georgia go another way? 0.97

07:20:57.000 Sure.

07:20:57.000 Could Wisconsin go another way?

07:20:59.000 Sure.

07:20:59.000 Could Michigan go another way?

07:21:00.000 Sure.

07:21:01.000 Could Pennsylvania go another way?

07:21:02.000 Sure.

07:21:03.000 All of them?

07:21:04.000 No.

07:21:05.000 And I certainly don't think more than half of them going the other way, based on what we've seen come out here tonight.

07:21:09.000 Especially when you look at double the winning margin in Florida, and the same margin as last time in Ohio, which people were saying this time was going to be a swing state.

07:21:19.000 It's the same number as last time, if I'm not mistaken.

07:21:21.000 I think Ohio was close to nine points, and it was eight-point-something points tonight.

07:21:25.000 So again, Ohio should be pretty damn similar to Pennsylvania, Michigan, and Wisconsin, whereas it's a little bit disconnected from Georgia and North Carolina, but those states seem to be pretty comfortably in the Trump column.

07:21:37.000 That's the map that I think we will most likely end up with or something similar to that tomorrow.

07:21:43.000 I really do think that Donald Trump wins this election.

07:21:48.000 I think he has won this election.

07:21:50.000 It just depends on the margin and we'll know better tomorrow.

07:21:53.000 Although truth be told, if they couldn't get it done tonight, I don't think I'm getting the count done tomorrow and they're going to try and drag this all the way into Christmas so that they can make sure that you don't get to have Christmas with your family because of a slight cough.

07:22:05.000 Speaking of cough.

07:22:07.000 Isn't COVID real?

07:22:08.000 I do have a cough right now.

07:22:10.000 My voice is very, very, very raspy right now.

07:22:14.000 I wonder why.

07:22:15.000 It's only like seven hours, I mean, come on.

07:22:17.000 And I woke up sick.

07:22:19.000 I was trying to rest at home.

07:22:22.000 Oh look, she put on the big glasses trying to cover the bags in her eyes.

07:22:24.000 Hold on one second.

07:22:27.000 Oh boy.

07:22:29.000 Oh boy, if that's the COVID, you guys got all my aerosol particles.

07:22:33.000 Any closing thoughts from anyone else before we leave?

07:22:36.000 I would say that if those states that you just said should go to Trump were leading Biden with the same numbers, that media would have called it for Biden.

07:22:45.000 I think that's a reasonable statement.

07:22:47.000 I think that's a good point.

07:22:48.000 If the margins were that far ahead for Biden, we would have called him.

07:22:51.000 In Pennsylvania, what was he up?

07:22:52.000 Like nine points?

07:22:53.000 Almost 700,000 votes.

07:22:55.000 Why would they delay it if this were good for Biden?

07:22:57.000 Yeah, they would have called him.

07:22:58.000 Oh, they absolutely would.

07:22:59.000 Arizona, they tried to call him.

07:23:01.000 They're like, Arizona, Biden!

07:23:02.000 Biden! 0.89

07:23:04.000 They tried to call Arizona with far less of the vote in than Pennsylvania.

07:23:08.000 Zero.

07:23:08.000 I think they had like zero reporting and they were crying.

07:23:11.000 Exactly.

07:23:12.000 No, I think that's a very good point, Courtney.

07:23:15.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

07:23:16.000 Also, looking at the motive here, I try to not attribute motive, but the good thing is I don't have to because Chris Cuomo is on my television.

07:23:24.000 They were calling some states for Biden when he had 50% and they were going to say, oh, it's Biden.

07:23:31.000 But Trump is leading and has been leading in those states all night long.

07:23:35.000 Hold on a second.

07:23:37.000 That's not Toobin on my screen, is it?

07:23:38.000 Right next to that guy?

07:23:40.000 Hold on a second, when they go to that long shot, that's not Mr. Masturbate on a Zoom call, is it?

07:23:44.000 Look, let's see here.

07:23:45.000 But he's just such a good commentator.

07:23:47.000 Yeah, he's a good commentator.

07:23:49.000 He liked it.

07:23:50.000 He liked it.

07:23:51.000 No, that's not him.

07:23:53.000 That's another guy with hipster glasses.

07:23:56.000 Toobin is balder.

07:23:59.000 And creepier looking.

07:24:00.000 Guy looks like when they did a flashback to the young version of the guy from Up.

07:24:03.000 I think Toobin was on earlier.

07:24:05.000 Really?

07:24:05.000 Was he?

07:24:06.000 Well, CNN has no shame.

07:24:09.000 So that's what I think.

07:24:11.000 Any other comments from anyone else here as far as that map or any changes that you think?

07:24:15.000 I think we just don't go to bed scared.

07:24:17.000 Oh, of course you shouldn't go to bed scared.

07:24:20.000 I think we're going to win, for one.

07:24:23.000 And two, again, like you've said before, don't be afraid.

07:24:28.000 Life will go on.

07:24:29.000 We just got to work hard next time.

07:24:31.000 And it's not going to change anything we do.

07:24:33.000 Yeah, it doesn't change what we do, and it doesn't change how we serve you if Biden were to win.

07:24:39.000 But, and I'm not just saying that, I am tired right now, but I really do think that Donald Trump wins this.

07:24:46.000 Gun to everyone's head, show of hands, who think that Donald Trump has won this election?

07:24:50.000 Yeah, I think so.

07:24:51.000 Yeah, I really do think he's won this election, and to be clear, Reg, the brilliant one, you didn't think that Donald Trump was going to win this election.

07:24:58.000 No, no, I said I'm always pessimistic.

07:25:00.000 I'm always skeptical and pessimistic because I feel like that aids me in decision-making, so I don't get overconfident, but no, I thought it was going to be close.

07:25:10.000 It is close, but I do think Trump is a favorite, and the fact that Democrats seem to be constructing a sort of defensive narrative of, you know, there's gonna be some more ballots that we just find somewhere that's gonna sound worse and worse the longer they drag it out.

07:25:25.000 Wait, where'd you find those 200,000 ballots?

07:25:26.000 Where'd you find those 200,000 ballots?

07:25:28.000 Footlocker.

07:25:29.000 You know.

07:25:30.000 Really?

07:25:31.000 Yeah.

07:25:32.000 Really?

07:25:33.000 I meant lids. 1.00

07:25:35.000 You're an asshole, aren't you? 1.00

07:25:36.000 Yeah, I'm one of those. 1.00

07:25:38.000 So, yeah, listen, let me leave you with these closing thoughts, and then we're going to close with this, because I do want you to go to bed happy.

07:25:45.000 It doesn't change what we do, okay?

07:25:48.000 Don't ever let anyone turn you into a meltdown highlight reel, because unlike the left who believe that there's some transcendent political figure coming here to save you, imagine how sad—you want to talk about sad?

07:25:58.000 You want to talk about sad?

07:26:00.000 Imagine going to bed tonight thinking, my life is ruined unless Joe Biden wins the presidency.

07:26:11.000 Unless Mr. 53 years in government wins tonight.

07:26:15.000 All is lost.

07:26:16.000 That's sad.

07:26:17.000 We believe that you are the master of your own destiny.

07:26:22.000 That's really what this comes down to.

07:26:23.000 And sure, you might have to navigate some tax codes.

07:26:25.000 And if you're a small business owner, listen, of everyone tonight, the people who have most at risk are small business owners and middle class families.

07:26:34.000 So this is not at all to belittle your concern.

07:26:38.000 I hear you.

07:26:38.000 And it's a valid concern.

07:26:40.000 And by the way, this isn't just if you're making over $400,000, which is a very interesting cutoff considering that the White House salary is That's 400,000. 0.99

07:26:46.000 By the way, I don't want to bet that Joe Biden doesn't donate that shit. 0.68

07:26:49.000 So anyone here who's a small business owner or anyone who is a family really making a middle class family period, you're probably looking at paying about $15,000 to $2,000 more in taxes. 0.99

07:27:01.000 And if you're a small business, you're probably looking at a tax increase of the equivalent to one or two salaries.

07:27:08.000 And listen, if you work for a small business and you voted for Joe Biden, I think you should be fired first.

07:27:13.000 That's what I think.

07:27:14.000 You should be fired first. 0.98

07:27:15.000 I know that's illegal, but if I could go out and count Biden bumper stickers because I hired assholes, I would do so, but I can't because I hire good people. 0.97

07:27:26.000 And I would go, all right, listen, if we have to lay anybody off with these, listen, this is for the greater good because the left believes in the greater good. 0.83

07:27:32.000 They believe that we are all in this together globally, as well as nationally as a country.

07:27:38.000 And they believe the only person who can come down from the heavens to save them somehow is Joe Biden.

07:27:43.000 We don't believe that.

07:27:44.000 No one here believes that.

07:27:45.000 You don't believe that.

07:27:47.000 So, your own destiny is controlled by yourself and by God.

07:27:51.000 There's a higher power that all of us have to answer to, so I do recommend that you go to bed with a joyous heart, with gratitude, contentment.

07:27:59.000 Pray, of course, for our country.

07:28:00.000 Pray for our president and pray for Joe Biden.

07:28:03.000 Pray for the state of our union.

07:28:05.000 All of these things matter.

07:28:06.000 You should be doing these things every day, by the way.

07:28:08.000 Be a good father.

07:28:09.000 Be a good wife. 0.90

07:28:10.000 Be a good mother.

07:28:11.000 Be a good husband.

07:28:12.000 Be a good son.

07:28:14.000 Be a good member of your community.

07:28:16.000 And with all that being said, do not, do not lose any hope because right now the numbers are in our favor.

07:28:27.000 And when I say our favor, I don't just mean Donald Trump.

07:28:29.000 I mean the American people.

07:28:30.000 I mean the people who want the best economy that we've ever seen, the people who want more opportunity for Latin American, I guess Latino American, Latinx Americans, you know what I'm talking about, Spanish, the donde esta folks, and Black Americans.

07:28:44.000 All of us are in this together and the numbers favor us.

07:28:48.000 And we'll be here to talk with you tomorrow, maybe, what are we, we're technically Tuesday?

07:28:53.000 Technically Wednesday.

07:28:55.000 Maybe Thursday, maybe Friday, but we'll be back with you to go over these results, possibly with the Trump family themselves, possibly with some senators.

07:29:03.000 I don't know what the game plan is exactly, but we're not going to leave you hanging.

07:29:08.000 I thank you so much for taking the time to tune in.

07:29:11.000 Even though Facebook cut us off, you guys brought the numbers, you rallied with us, you brought it back.

07:29:17.000 And I would be staying here until the sun comes up, if not for people just abandoning their post.

07:29:22.000 So, we're going to make sure that we are there at our post before anyone else shows up.

07:29:27.000 Rain or shine, next go-around.

07:29:29.000 But if I have to leave you, I think that you should go to bed happy, content.

07:29:34.000 Again, the promo code before I leave is CrowderElectionStream.

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07:29:46.000 And we'll be back doing Good Morning MugClub. 0.54

07:29:47.000 We'll be back every morning.

07:29:48.000 We'll be back doing super videos regardless.

07:29:50.000 But that discount is something significant.

07:29:52.000 I know that many of you could use it during these times right now, especially with COVID and a lot of businesses being shut down, which hopefully will reopen.

07:30:00.000 Thank you so much.

07:30:01.000 I really appreciate it.

07:30:03.000 And I think to everyone else who is going to bed, expecting to wake up to a Biden win, I think you're in for a rude, demented awakening.

07:30:14.000 And I feel pretty confident in leaving you with this tally of the minutes of eight years.

07:30:20.000 Thank you so much.

07:30:22.000 Thank you so much.

07:30:24.000 4,000,000 to 4,800 minutes.

07:30:47.000 4,000,000 to 4,000,000, oh so dear.

07:30:52.000 4,000,000 to 4,800 minutes.

07:30:58.000 That's how you measure, measure in years.

07:31:02.000 For winning, for screeching, for wailing and gnashing of teeth. 0.99

07:31:08.000 You bitches are in for another upright. 1.00

07:31:13.000 4,000,000 to 4,800 minutes. 0.99

07:31:18.000 Hope you are ready for four more years.

07:31:23.000 I was a goose, I was a goose, I was a goose, I was a goose.

07:31:38.000 I was a goose, goose, goose.

07:31:52.000 I don't know.

Louder with Crowder - November 04, 2020

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