Louder with Crowder - June 12, 2025


LIVE: LA Riots Coverage | Boots on the Ground!


Episode Stats

Length

3 hours and 24 minutes

Words per Minute

162.03722

Word Count

33,088

Sentence Count

3,729

Misogynist Sentences

139

Hate Speech Sentences

138


Summary

On this episode of Conspiracy Theories, host Alex Blumberg talks about the massive amount of damage caused by the Black Lives Matter protests in the streets of New York, Los Angeles, and other major cities across the country. He also talks about why the protests are not as peaceful as the mainstream media portray them to be.


Transcript

00:04:44.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:04:46.000 America first.
00:04:47.000 Love the flow.
00:04:49.000 69. Now it's time for new believable people.
00:04:57.000 And we must do it.
00:04:58.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:05:03.000 To lead by an A. Big fat love.
00:05:08.000 Find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:05:12.000 And we must do it big fat love.
00:05:15.000 Find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:05:19.000 And A. America first.
00:05:23.000 America first.
00:05:24.000 We want to build a...
00:05:28.000 Glad to be with you for this special live stream on June 11th, 2025.
00:05:37.000 Let me give you a few key details here.
00:05:41.000 $100 million.
00:05:42.000 That's the damages so far.
00:05:45.000 Arrests, 717.
00:05:48.000 Injuries, casualties, we don't have yet.
00:05:49.000 We're trying to get them from all the cities, but we do know that at least 16 officers have been seriously injured so far.
00:05:55.000 No number in civilians.
00:05:57.000 The media is going to try and tell you that this is peaceful, and I can tell you that's not the case.
00:06:02.000 And we're going to prove to you tonight that it's not the case, because we have boots on the ground.
00:06:07.000 Right now in Los Angeles, in New York, in Austin, and we can go live to any one of those places tonight at any given time.
00:06:14.000 And we also have footage coming in from undercover units, so live, but we can't broadcast them live, in D.C. and Atlanta.
00:06:21.000 And we'll be covering this on Saturday, too, the No Kings Day.
00:06:24.000 We'll get to the money behind it.
00:06:26.000 Saturday at 6, I believe it's 6 p.m. Eastern.
00:06:31.000 And it is a little bit crazy.
00:06:33.000 Before we get to anything else, by the way, we are streaming to YouTube for 45 minutes tonight, just so you guys can see what you're missing over there on Rumble, and we know that most of what we'll be doing tonight can't be covered entirely on YouTube, so head on over to Rumble, if you're not there yet.
00:06:46.000 This is almost to the day, exactly where we were.
00:06:52.000 Five years ago when we just said, hey, this is history in the making.
00:06:55.000 We have to be there with all of you live.
00:06:59.000 When the Summer of Love kicked off, for those who don't remember, this is five years ago.
00:07:03.000 We weren't planning on doing this, but I think like a lot of you, I was staying glued to the screen.
00:07:08.000 We're going to have some drinking game rules and try and make this as fun as possible while our country is at the worst point in our history.
00:07:15.000 And I couldn't believe the coverage.
00:07:17.000 I was watching CNN, and I hate to say it with Fox News too, no one was calling balls and strikes.
00:07:22.000 CNN last night was trying to cover these protests as though they were peaceful.
00:07:28.000 By the way, that's when the powder used to be yellow, so it looked like a Simpsons character.
00:07:32.000 I apologize.
00:07:34.000 It's not the same time in this country.
00:07:37.000 Maybe I appreciate this more because I've been here since 2008 on YouTube when there were no conservatives, when there were no Christians.
00:07:42.000 It wasn't a thing.
00:07:43.000 It was all edgy atheists where we thought the best we could expect It's entirely swung the other way.
00:07:57.000 This is not going to go how the left thinks it's going to go.
00:08:00.000 Their messaging is falling on deaf ears.
00:08:01.000 We're going to fact-check all of it.
00:08:03.000 We're going to cover all the mainstream outlets tonight.
00:08:06.000 But if you look back then, Black Lives Matter, when that kicked off, 61% of people supported it.
00:08:11.000 The American public do not support the left today.
00:08:15.000 They do not support the invasion that we've experienced.
00:08:17.000 As a matter of fact, they overwhelmingly, this means America at large, support not only stronger borders, not only deportations, but the way that they are happening right now.
00:08:28.000 You, the American people, have made it very, very clear.
00:08:32.000 Back then there was a lot of white guilt.
00:08:34.000 You don't have that anymore.
00:08:36.000 You don't have that anymore.
00:08:38.000 Summer of Love, five years ago, 2020, you all had to be intimidated into silence, where if people protected their own property with their own guns as their gates were being stormed, they would be put on trial.
00:08:48.000 Today, there's an overwhelming number of you, many of whom didn't even vote for Donald Trump, who are saying, this, this can't happen.
00:08:56.000 So I want you to keep that in mind when the left tries to tell you that this is peaceful, or that Donald Trump inflamed this.
00:09:02.000 Or that this was Mexico's land.
00:09:04.000 We're going to get through all of that.
00:09:05.000 But five years, what a difference we see.
00:09:08.000 And I want you to look back and think, you know what?
00:09:12.000 If we didn't have the election of 2020, and I don't care if YouTube gets mad about it, stolen.
00:09:19.000 If we didn't have the COVID scam, and I mean the dealing with it, the response, not the slightly worse than common cold.
00:09:26.000 If we hadn't been put through that ringer, we wouldn't find ourselves at the moment today Where we can all laugh and know that we are part of the majority.
00:09:36.000 And you know what?
00:09:37.000 And by the way, popularity, right?
00:09:39.000 A poll doesn't make right.
00:09:41.000 But this has always been right.
00:09:43.000 And now, because of you, because of everything that we have been doing, sometimes people say, oh, just talking doesn't make a difference.
00:09:49.000 Yeah, it does.
00:09:50.000 The culture in this country is forever changed to a degree that I didn't even anticipate.
00:09:58.000 Where tonight, we're going to have our drinking game rules.
00:10:00.000 We are going to have the best coverage on Earth right here.
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00:10:20.000 We are in a very, very different spot.
00:10:23.000 So please, share this out wide.
00:10:25.000 Let your freak flag fly.
00:10:27.000 Let everybody know that this is the place to tune into.
00:10:30.000 And experience history, again, it's repeating itself, but through a very different lens tonight.
00:10:37.000 And enjoy that win, and rejoice that rule of law, if it's not back on the menu by tonight, it's going to happen very soon, and you can actually share this experience, and actually share your opinions with your fellow neighbor.
00:10:53.000 That's a huge difference.
00:10:54.000 So we're going to get to that and more live tonight.
00:10:57.000 But first...
00:11:02.000 From this day forward, our country will flourish and be respected again all over the world.
00:11:08.000 We will be the envy of every nation, and we will not allow ourselves to be taken advantage of any longer.
00:11:17.000 During every single day of the Trump administration, I will very simply put America first.
00:11:26.000 We almost lost our rights in our whole country after what went down.
00:11:32.000 Those maniacal lips were completely out of their minds, yeah.
00:11:38.000 But when a retard runs, drops out, it is replaced by a hoe with no brain.
00:11:45.000 It's safe to say they couldn't pull it out for a second time.
00:11:50.000 MAGA came back!
00:11:52.000 47, present.
00:11:53.000 To save us from the Saturday.
00:11:56.000 They tried everything.
00:11:58.000 The was even when they shot you.
00:12:02.000 MAGA came back!
00:12:05.000 We sure we could have to three.
00:12:08.000 'Cause it's only so long till the White House is gone.
00:12:12.000 We will restore our promise.
00:12:18.000 and we will rebuild the nation that we love, and we love it so much.
00:12:22.000 For four years long, a president's brain was an old avocado.
00:12:28.000 Frannies and freaks in charge from far to near.
00:12:32.000 Critical race theory, et cetera.
00:12:34.000 When the landslide went down, I got that winning feeling again.
00:12:40.000 And then I heard those liberals squeal, yeah.
00:12:45.000 Now you came back to seven.
00:12:49.000 Mr. President, guess what?
00:12:54.000 Baby, I'm back.
00:13:00.000 Yeah.
00:13:01.000 Bet you wish that you could have term three.
00:13:04.000 Cause it's only so long.
00:13:06.000 till the White House is without me.
00:13:09.000 *music*
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00:13:36.000 Stopping World War III.
00:13:40.000 Oh, baby, I'm back.
00:13:42.000 To save us from insanity.
00:13:46.000 They tried everything.
00:13:48.000 The f***ers even went and shot me.
00:13:52.000 Manga is back!
00:13:54.000 Yeah, I bet you wish you could have turn three!
00:13:58.000 There's only so long till the White House is without me.
00:14:04.000 You know with dawn, we own the lands.
00:14:10.000 Manga came back to save us from insanity.
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00:15:14.000 We'll be right back.
00:15:22.000 Glad to be with you.
00:15:24.000 At this time, it is 8, 10 Eastern.
00:15:28.000 And again, those numbers are $100 million in damages so far, 717 arrests, and we don't have the injuries or casualties.
00:15:36.000 But CNN, of course, is covering this right now, trying to make you believe that it is mostly peaceful.
00:15:41.000 We just saw the Latino gentleman with blatantly gay face.
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00:16:14.000 No?
00:16:15.000 Boy, we haven't started the drinking game yet, but Pat and Morgan, CEO, how are you, sir?
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00:16:40.000 Wow.
00:16:41.000 Fine, I'll just drink more.
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00:16:43.000 That's Missouri.
00:16:45.000 Yeah.
00:16:45.000 It was a slave state.
00:16:47.000 They were real adamant about it, too.
00:16:49.000 It was a while ago.
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00:16:59.000 Josh Fierstein, how are you, sir?
00:17:01.000 Excellent.
00:17:01.000 Ready to get this drinking game going?
00:17:03.000 Yep.
00:17:04.000 So we have people live, just so you know, today in Los Angeles, New York, Austin, and we have Undercover in D.C. and Atlanta.
00:17:11.000 If at some point I have to duck out, it's because I may have to review or make some game-time decisions because we don't want to reveal their identities or whereabouts.
00:17:19.000 Yeah.
00:17:20.000 Except for one.
00:17:20.000 Lane is in LA.
00:17:25.000 Yeah.
00:17:26.000 That brings us to our drinking game.
00:17:27.000 Well, he's tall.
00:17:28.000 Aryan.
00:17:30.000 He's clean-cut, white, and fit.
00:17:32.000 Of course they know he's a conservative.
00:17:34.000 Earlier he was like, there's this guy, this Korean guy, he said, hey, be careful, they don't like conservatives.
00:17:37.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:38.000 How do you know?
00:17:38.000 Oh, you look like it.
00:17:39.000 Yeah, and he asked the guy, he said, how did you know that was one?
00:17:41.000 He said, please don't insult the intelligence.
00:17:44.000 Come on, the guy.
00:17:45.000 So the drinking game rules.
00:17:46.000 We haven't done this in a while.
00:17:48.000 You will hear this bell and you drink anytime tonight.
00:17:51.000 The word peaceful is used.
00:17:53.000 You just used it.
00:17:54.000 Well, there you go.
00:17:55.000 Anytime there is a confirmed fire.
00:17:57.000 Anytime you see someone wearing a mask.
00:18:00.000 Anytime someone blames Donald Trump for the riots.
00:18:02.000 The mask?
00:18:03.000 Are we serious?
00:18:04.000 This is fucking riots.
00:18:05.000 Anytime tear gas is used.
00:18:07.000 That's a lot of fun.
00:18:08.000 And then anytime they show somebody crying in the media.
00:18:11.000 What if it's crying from tear gas?
00:18:12.000 And then you finish your drink for two things, actually.
00:18:15.000 if law enforcement or the National Guard, we should say, has a thug life moment, or if laying the brain...
00:18:20.000 *outro music*
00:18:26.000 If that happens before the end of the night, you finish your drink.
00:18:30.000 Godspeed, Lane.
00:18:31.000 Oh, jeez.
00:18:32.000 Stay out of dark areas, and I mean dark alleys-like areas.
00:18:36.000 We're off to a wonderful start.
00:18:38.000 And we'll be here Saturday with you because the No Kings Day, which of course, this is all funded just so you know by NGOs.
00:18:44.000 None of this is grassroots, it's AstroTurf.
00:18:46.000 We did have to issue a correction.
00:18:47.000 One of those Craigslist ads last week turned out to not be legitimate, so we corrected that on X. Everything else that we said was correct, but you know, hey.
00:18:55.000 It was a troll.
00:18:56.000 It was a very, very well done troll, of course.
00:18:59.000 The masks that we covered were real.
00:19:00.000 And of course, the money funneling in is real.
00:19:02.000 And of course, the member of the SEIU showing up, or I believe it was the Teamsters.
00:19:07.000 Those were all real.
00:19:08.000 One ad.
00:19:09.000 Hey, you know what?
00:19:10.000 25 out of 26 ain't good.
00:19:12.000 That's not so bad.
00:19:14.000 So you can send in, too, if you're on Rumble, your live chats today.
00:19:17.000 Send them in if there's something that we're missing, to be clear.
00:19:20.000 I want to go through a couple of things here.
00:19:23.000 The most common claims that you will see tonight.
00:19:25.000 We're probably going to be here for a while covering this.
00:19:27.000 So I just sort of sat down and said, alright, alright.
00:19:30.000 Let's see what the media is most likely to say.
00:19:32.000 And I have some notes here.
00:19:34.000 I believe it is...
00:19:37.000 Let's go through these.
00:19:38.000 This is what you're going to hear tonight.
00:19:39.000 Okay?
00:19:40.000 And I'm setting the stage here so that as we continue to go through it, you can basically call the shots before they happen.
00:19:48.000 The claim that you're going to hear tonight, quite a bit.
00:19:51.000 Is that these are mostly, and Brian Stelter did this as well, these are mostly peaceful.
00:20:00.000 LAPD said in a statement, the protests were mostly peaceful yesterday.
00:20:04.000 But it is really important to point out that throughout the day, mostly peaceful protesters.
00:20:10.000 Mayor Bass, Governor Newsom saying they're mostly peaceful.
00:20:12.000 There are some bad actors who, yes, are committing violence.
00:20:15.000 But it's really mostly peaceful protests.
00:20:18.000 What are you seeing today?
00:20:19.000 Mostly peaceful?
00:20:23.000 Well, yes, I would say definitely.
00:20:26.000 That's not a real strong answer.
00:20:28.000 And did you hear Brian Stelter?
00:20:29.000 He's like, people are covering how there are some cars on fire, but most aren't.
00:20:33.000 Oh, we have a clip of that.
00:20:34.000 Oh, do we?
00:20:34.000 All right, let me see.
00:20:39.000 You know what?
00:20:45.000 And most burgers are safe, but not that one.
00:20:46.000 No, not that one.
00:20:49.000 I guess there's probably a burger in a car that's Brian Stelter adjacent that is not on fire, so it's safe.
00:20:55.000 Let me just give you some truth here.
00:20:56.000 Of course, no, not at all.
00:20:57.000 I gave you the number, the damages so far.
00:20:59.000 $100 million in damages.
00:21:02.000 At least 16 officers injured.
00:21:05.000 We have no idea as to the casualties.
00:21:07.000 Over 400 arrests just in Los Angeles alone.
00:21:11.000 Since there was a curfew, I believe that there were several hundred arrests.
00:21:17.000 I know there have been at least 330 illegal aliens arrested at these riots.
00:21:21.000 Just to be clear, it's not...
00:21:26.000 Here's another example.
00:21:27.000 When they say mostly peaceful, This is one thing people just say, well, they're in small pockets.
00:21:34.000 Rioters in New York blocking people from going to work.
00:21:37.000 Here you go.
00:21:37.000 But I have a kid.
00:21:39.000 And these people are having their children taken and their parents.
00:21:42.000 That guy is so high.
00:21:57.000 Why do people feel about stopping a black woman from going to work?
00:22:00.000 Oh no, not work.
00:22:03.000 The only example where the black person's working and the white guy's not.
00:22:10.000 So there you go.
00:22:13.000 And we saw this during the Summer of Love, right, where ambulances, where fire trucks couldn't get through.
00:22:18.000 And here's the thing.
00:22:18.000 None of that matters.
00:22:20.000 You're violating the law.
00:22:21.000 You're putting me in a situation where I may fear for my life.
00:22:24.000 I don't know if I'm going to get out of here.
00:22:26.000 I don't know if you're just going to block these cars or swarm them.
00:22:29.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, click, reload, bang.
00:22:32.000 Next claim that you'll see tonight, and we're going to be covering all this, I just want to set the stage, is it actually, and I've seen this a lot, I've been watching an unhealthy amount of CNN, that President Trump is the one.
00:22:43.000 He's the one, just to be clear, when you see all these riots, when you see all this exclusive footage tonight, when you see boots on the ground, it's Trump's fault.
00:22:49.000 He's the one who inflamed and escalated this.
00:22:51.000 It was kind of inevitable that you would see this kind of confrontation and pushback because they're now going to these workplaces and in heavily Latino working class communities like Paramount in Southern California.
00:23:03.000 One of the things that has enraged individuals...
00:23:07.000 You guys already know it.
00:23:08.000 You guys can go.
00:23:08.000 We'll make the references all available.
00:23:10.000 You can watch all those clips.
00:23:11.000 Here's the truth.
00:23:12.000 Of course he didn't.
00:23:13.000 Prior to President Trump mobilizing the National Guard at all, ICE officers saw a 413% increase ICE officers and their family members were doxxed, targeted.
00:23:28.000 Many ICE raids were obstructed where people were blocking them from doing their job.
00:23:32.000 You know the job that you elected this president to grant them the authority to do.
00:23:36.000 A thousand rioters surrounded, damaged federal building and assaulted ICE officers.
00:23:41.000 LAPD took two hours to respond.
00:23:44.000 There have been dozens.
00:23:45.000 This is all before the mobilization of the National Guard.
00:23:48.000 All references available.
00:23:49.000 Dozens of buildings.
00:23:50.000 And cars and stores.
00:23:52.000 A lot of mom and pop shops were damaged, including LAPD headquarters, a courthouse, the old LA Times building, Waymo Auto taxis.
00:24:00.000 There were many dumpster fires.
00:24:02.000 And of course, we all know that the left egged us on from the start.
00:24:05.000 We have these clips of bass, and I don't think we need to necessarily play them.
00:24:08.000 These protests, to be clear, are not organic.
00:24:10.000 If you look at what's happening this Saturday, we'll be covering the No Kings Day.
00:24:13.000 The founders there are Ezra Levin, Leah Greenberg.
00:24:16.000 They founded this group in 2016 specifically to fight Trump.
00:24:20.000 They helped organize the Tesla protests.
00:24:23.000 They get Soros funding.
00:24:24.000 They welcome money from Soros.
00:24:26.000 The organization is called Indivisible, to be clear.
00:24:29.000 There's also another organization.
00:24:31.000 It's called CHERLA, Coalition for Humane Immigrant Rights, who have been providing services, legal services to illegals.
00:24:40.000 They receive about $34 million a year in taxpayer dollars.
00:24:44.000 And just to give you an idea, Illegals in Los Angeles rely on Shurla for people to report DHS raids because we shouldn't have those.
00:24:54.000 Chirla has a hotline that folks can call if they see a raid.
00:24:57.000 Does the city have something similar where you all can kind of mobilize?
00:25:01.000 No.
00:25:01.000 And the Chirla hotline is the Rapid Response Network.
00:25:05.000 And so Chirla is one of the leads for that.
00:25:08.000 And, you know, a lot of the partners are that.
00:25:10.000 And if you all don't know, the Rapid Response Network works with the public if they see anything.
00:25:16.000 It's sort of like if you see something, say something, where anyone from the public can call the Rapid Response Network.
00:25:23.000 And we're going to get a little more granular.
00:25:24.000 The picture will be clear on Saturday, but other NGOs that are involved, the SEIU, of course, Democratic Socialists of America, the 5051 movement, the Party for Socialism and Liberation.
00:25:33.000 Here's the big difference.
00:25:34.000 I talked about this earlier.
00:25:36.000 Can I just say something really quickly?
00:25:38.000 That clip, she's basically saying that there is a government hotline.
00:25:41.000 See something, say something.
00:25:42.000 If ICE, if the federal government is in your area and they're picking up people who are here illegally doing their jobs by doing that, please call us?
00:25:52.000 Yeah.
00:25:52.000 So that we can post that?
00:25:54.000 Isn't a guy getting in trouble for doxing the location of ICE raids that basically set this whole thing off on Friday?
00:25:59.000 Yep.
00:26:00.000 They're asking citizens to do that to a public line now?
00:26:02.000 And then they're blaming President Trump and his voters for inflaming this.
00:26:05.000 And here's the other claim.
00:26:06.000 It's crazy.
00:26:06.000 It should be if you see an illegal alien doing something illegal, call the number.
00:26:12.000 That's what it should be.
00:26:12.000 Like being here.
00:26:14.000 Here's the other claim that they're going to make.
00:26:17.000 It wouldn't make it right if it was true, but it's also a lie.
00:26:20.000 President Trump's policies are very unpopular.
00:26:22.000 He's inflaming this because he's dividing the country.
00:26:24.000 Here's the truth.
00:26:25.000 They're very popular.
00:26:26.000 They're overwhelmingly popular.
00:26:28.000 According to CBS, 54% approve not of dealing with illegal immigration, not stronger borders, but specifically of President Trump's deportation policies.
00:26:38.000 If you look at this other poll, I believe from CBS, when they were asked, are Trump's deportations making people...
00:26:46.000 42% said more safe.
00:26:49.000 Only 30% said less safe.
00:26:51.000 No change, 27%.
00:26:52.000 And if you look at these numbers compared to Black Lives Matter, the sort of predicate for the summer of love in 2020, it was at 61 to 67% peak support.
00:27:05.000 It dropped during that period by about 20 points.
00:27:08.000 And today, well, Black Lives Matter decided to sit this one out aside from looting a few Apple stores.
00:27:14.000 And maybe a couple of Walgreens.
00:27:16.000 By the way, did you see the Apple Store footage?
00:27:17.000 So they did go and loot the Apple Store in Los Angeles, and then you saw footage later on of all of the phones basically blaring an alarm.
00:27:23.000 Yeah.
00:27:24.000 And their screen was on.
00:27:25.000 It said, please return this phone to the iPhone store, the Apple Store.
00:27:28.000 Right.
00:27:28.000 So what do you think you're going to get out of this?
00:27:29.000 A free phone?
00:27:30.000 And then when the cops arrested them, they're so surprised.
00:27:32.000 Like, by the way, you're not allowed to leave.
00:27:34.000 You're all under arrest.
00:27:34.000 What?
00:27:35.000 We all know.
00:27:35.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:37.000 Yes, you are.
00:27:37.000 This is my phone.
00:27:38.000 For what?
00:27:38.000 Those crimes I just did?
00:27:39.000 Yeah.
00:27:40.000 Oh, come on.
00:27:40.000 What?
00:27:40.000 Nah.
00:27:41.000 Nah, I just.
00:27:42.000 I just, I mean, I stole it.
00:27:44.000 The phone said, please return, so they destroyed them.
00:27:47.000 Yes, exactly.
00:27:48.000 And by the way, from Enten, over there at CNN, still don't know the methodology of this poll because it's just made up and it's bullcrap, but how legal immigrants in this country view illegals.
00:27:57.000 In 2020?
00:27:59.000 23%.
00:27:59.000 It was a plus 23 favorable, I should say.
00:28:01.000 Now it's a negative six as far as unfavorable.
00:28:04.000 That's a 29-point swing.
00:28:06.000 And finally, one other talking point that you are going to hear tonight, and by the way, the drinking game rules don't apply.
00:28:11.000 Well, I'm laying the groundwork here, just to be clear, because you're going to hear this a bunch of times.
00:28:16.000 This is one that you hear quite a bit, and I've seen the left use this, and I've seen some of the bots out there and the paid agitators by watching a bunch of live streams.
00:28:25.000 The claim that they make, and it shows you how paper-thin their claims are.
00:28:29.000 Is that, well, hold on a second, there's actually, actually, there can't be anyone illegal on stolen land because this land was, is, is, is, this land is Mexico.
00:28:40.000 Remember that California was part of Mexico, all of the southwest is Mexico.
00:28:49.000 Play the drinking game.
00:28:49.000 The roots are really deep in that region.
00:29:01.000 Come take it back.
00:29:02.000 This is our city!
00:29:04.000 And this was Mexico!
00:29:06.000 You can't get this out of the land that was ours!
00:29:08.000 We can roll you off.
00:29:10.000 Mexico's like, you can keep her.
00:29:17.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:29:20.000 So here's the truth when people say that.
00:29:22.000 No, there are treaties that have taken place.
00:29:25.000 We fought a war with Mexico.
00:29:27.000 That they started, and we won.
00:29:30.000 Just so you guys know.
00:29:31.000 So I don't know if you know, but that happens in Warton.
00:29:34.000 It doesn't give you the right as a neurodivergent trans disabled family.
00:29:45.000 We fought a war with Mexico that they started and we won.
00:29:49.000 And Josh, you actually know quite a bit about this.
00:29:51.000 Yeah, Mexico lost because they were wearing no-plated body armor like that fat slob was.
00:29:56.000 But yeah, yeah, I know you got some stuff here, but yeah, they always say this is a stolen land.
00:30:02.000 Well, first of all, stolen?
00:30:04.000 No, it was taken, it was conquered.
00:30:06.000 Okay, we got that.
00:30:07.000 Well, that was, sorry, that was the Spanish who stole it from the Aztecs.
00:30:11.000 Right, yes, yes.
00:30:11.000 And that was the Comanches who they had a hard time with and they tried to get U.S. settlers to take care of and they didn't.
00:30:17.000 And then they attacked the U.S. and then a war started and then we bought their land and resolved their debt that they had towards us before the war because we were kind enough to do that.
00:30:28.000 And after all that's been said and done, Mexico was a country in 1821.
00:30:35.000 We won the war in 1848, 27 years.
00:30:37.000 Right.
00:30:38.000 California was part of Mexico for 27 years.
00:30:39.000 Less than Jim Morrison was on this earth.
00:30:42.000 I am older than California was Mexico.
00:30:46.000 Yep.
00:30:47.000 Less than one generation of people were California Mexicans.
00:30:51.000 Yeah.
00:30:51.000 No, you're exactly right.
00:30:53.000 Less than one generation of people compared to the other folks in Los Angeles, you know, who are just trying to go to work or trying to be the functioning backbone of our society.
00:31:00.000 Let's see right now what they're saying on CNN.
00:31:02.000 And then I want to get to some montages and exclusive footage because we're still gathering some data on the ground.
00:31:08.000 Again, we have boots on the ground in L.A., in New York, in D.C., Atlanta, Austin.
00:31:13.000 And we can go live to L.A., New York or Austin.
00:31:15.000 Let's see what this guy is doing right there.
00:31:17.000 In defense of their country, not to be a political prop for a president who's sagging in the approval ratings.
00:31:23.000 Ah, there's a little gal.
00:31:29.000 That technically counts as blaming Trump.
00:31:30.000 Bring up the drinking game rules.
00:31:32.000 Let's add that blaming Trump is also saying that he's sagging in the approval ratings because it's just as egregious of a lie.
00:31:37.000 He's not!
00:31:38.000 I'll take it.
00:31:38.000 That's rule four.
00:31:39.000 Someone blames Trump.
00:31:40.000 That's in there.
00:31:42.000 We're going to be really hammered.
00:31:44.000 That's an infantry battalion, John.
00:31:46.000 Not military police, not logistics.
00:31:49.000 These young men are trained to locate, close with, and destroy the enemy.
00:31:54.000 And they're doing so on the Marine Corps' premier live-fire training facility.
00:31:59.000 That sounds amazing.
00:32:00.000 That sounds really cool.
00:32:01.000 I want to see this.
00:32:03.000 Come on, stop talking them up.
00:32:04.000 You're going to make us all gay.
00:32:08.000 were to cordon off a section of a city to clear the building out and then to sequentially clear out follow-on buildings.
00:32:17.000 That kind of sounds like what they need to do with Sanctuary Cities, right?
00:32:20.000 Court them off, clear them out, and then make sure that the locusts don't come back?
00:32:23.000 Yes, I think so.
00:32:25.000 Gosh!
00:32:26.000 I don't know how many erections I can get tonight.
00:32:31.000 What happens when you get priapism naturally?
00:32:35.000 I don't know.
00:32:35.000 I keep a Brazilian wandering spider in my back pocket just so I have someone to blame.
00:32:38.000 They are really mad that the federal government is trying to protect federal buildings and federal operations.
00:32:43.000 That's all they're there for.
00:32:44.000 They're not there to go on the aggressive.
00:32:46.000 He said they went to go building to building.
00:32:48.000 He's talking about cordon operations?
00:32:49.000 He's talking about village takeovers?
00:32:52.000 What the hell?
00:32:53.000 Would you just read a book today about it?
00:32:55.000 Trying to read up for this interview?
00:32:56.000 He reads many books.
00:32:57.000 That's not what they're doing.
00:32:58.000 They're Yes, yes.
00:33:03.000 That's not even what they're doing.
00:33:04.000 They're just there to protect the things that are federal buildings that have been voted on by California to not protect.
00:33:10.000 I know.
00:33:10.000 I know.
00:33:11.000 It's absolutely unreal.
00:33:12.000 And by the way, we're going to give you a three-minute montage so you can see everything that led up to this.
00:33:16.000 But before that, this is just from today, our boots on the ground giving...
00:33:23.000 And, of course, just so you know that we have these people as secure as can be.
00:33:26.000 Let's be honest.
00:33:27.000 Things could pop off.
00:33:28.000 Who knows?
00:33:29.000 Be careful.
00:33:30.000 But this is some footage from four major cities in the United States that was taken earlier today.
00:33:34.000 And we will be going live to these reporters tonight as things get a little more spicy.
00:33:41.000 We are the people here.
00:33:43.000 We are the blood that runs these states.
00:33:45.000 No one is illegal on stolen land!
00:33:49.000 Well, this is lovely right here.
00:33:51.000 Very peaceful, remember?
00:33:54.000 We need people to wash your cars and mow your lawns and make your dinner.
00:33:58.000 The question of the day: Who would Jesus deport?
00:34:03.000 If that was a capital L, it might help a little bit.
00:34:06.000 But otherwise, it's an interesting question.
00:34:08.000 You want to just make it epically wrong and then you blame everybody else for making like violent and everything else.
00:34:21.000 *Mario sounds*
00:34:25.000 Alright, got Aaron Burnett back here, talking to Jake Tapper, apparently, so say hi to him.
00:34:30.000 Wish him luck on his new book.
00:34:33.000 Good to see him.
00:34:34.000 Good to see the media.
00:34:36.000 Alright.
00:34:39.000 You get a job defending freedom to get you standing here looking for a fight.
00:34:43.000 All we have to do...
00:34:45.000 I think that guy's missing a lower half of his face.
00:34:47.000 Power.
00:34:53.000 Yeah.
00:34:54.000 We're getting reports on the ground?
00:34:55.000 Yep.
00:34:55.000 I'm seeing more footage coming in.
00:34:57.000 If we start calling in sick for work, and it'll only take a week or two.
00:35:03.000 That'll take a couple days.
00:35:04.000 Ro-con, you can't hide!
00:35:08.000 We charge you with genocide!
00:35:11.000 Ro-con, huh?
00:35:13.000 Mainstream media does not cover Donald Trump attacking the Capitol.
00:35:17.000 They only want to see LA look bad.
00:35:23.000 Didn't they cover it for like four years?
00:35:25.000 Watch the girl right here.
00:35:30.000 And no, she's not on our side.
00:35:34.000 No, but she's just like, yeah, you're stupid, isn't you?
00:35:37.000 It was kind of dumb.
00:35:38.000 Well, so apparently right outside.
00:35:40.000 So that's one of the main hotspots where a lot of the CNN people are.
00:35:43.000 Lane's obviously going to go into some more areas where stuff's happening.
00:35:53.000 Oh, really?
00:35:54.000 I think so.
00:35:55.000 Oh, come on.
00:35:56.000 There's that erection again.
00:35:57.000 Not because they're trans, but because, you know, the opportunity to defend myself.
00:36:01.000 The opportunity to beat up, not because they're trans, but because they're threatening.
00:36:03.000 Just roll the clip.
00:36:05.000 Kidnapper!
00:36:07.000 Take your mask off, bitch!
00:36:09.000 Come on!
00:36:10.000 After you take off the Maybelline.
00:36:13.000 Oh, jeez.
00:36:16.000 What if she go and pick one, the shortest guy?
00:36:19.000 Or he?
00:36:20.000 Sorry.
00:36:21.000 I was tricked by those balloon bags.
00:36:24.000 You missed it.
00:36:24.000 She goes, you're going to get your ass kicked by a trance.
00:36:26.000 Oh, sorry.
00:36:27.000 I'm sorry.
00:36:27.000 You just walk up and you peel off one of those chicken cutlets.
00:36:32.000 Hate crime.
00:36:34.000 These are children who have never been disciplined, guys.
00:36:38.000 They're not that hard to beat up.
00:36:41.000 So the only reason that they're still around is because you are merciful.
00:36:46.000 That's why.
00:36:46.000 And you know what?
00:36:47.000 I'm done with it.
00:36:48.000 I think it's past time to be merciful with these people.
00:36:52.000 Protect your stuff.
00:36:53.000 I get it.
00:36:54.000 The big difference, too, right now is they're not spreading outside the city.
00:36:57.000 They're being smart.
00:36:58.000 They're being smart to do that.
00:37:00.000 Because you know what?
00:37:00.000 They actually have some legal Hispanics.
00:37:02.000 I am very curious to see what happens when they try this in Florida.
00:37:05.000 Because Cubans don't like illegal immigrants.
00:37:08.000 And they don't like Mexicans.
00:37:09.000 They're itching for a reason.
00:37:11.000 And so when you see Mexican flags and you have someone who actually left I'd be very curious to see what happens when they try and do this in somewhere, someplace like Fort Lauderdale.
00:37:23.000 But right now, I believe we actually do have on the ground to comment on what he is seeing live from Los Angeles.
00:37:30.000 Lane, the brain ginger snap.
00:37:31.000 Can you hear me?
00:37:32.000 See me, sir.
00:37:33.000 I can hear you perfectly.
00:37:34.000 How am I coming in?
00:37:36.000 You're coming in fine for me, I believe.
00:37:37.000 There you go.
00:37:37.000 There you go.
00:37:38.000 Look at that.
00:37:38.000 A little bit too much headroom.
00:37:41.000 Yeah.
00:37:42.000 Tilt it down.
00:37:44.000 Kind of.
00:37:45.000 All right.
00:37:46.000 It'll work.
00:37:46.000 It'll work.
00:37:46.000 So we just watched that clip with that trans who looks surprisingly like my alter ego.
00:37:50.000 We're on YouTube late.
00:37:51.000 Yeah, we are on YouTube for the first 40 minutes.
00:37:54.000 And by the way, it was a request from Chris at Rumble.
00:37:57.000 He's like, hey, you know what?
00:37:57.000 Really stick it to them.
00:37:58.000 He's like, break it off on them.
00:38:00.000 Stream to YouTube for a bit.
00:38:01.000 He didn't say that, but he requested it.
00:38:02.000 Someone's breaking something off.
00:38:03.000 Almost that.
00:38:04.000 Pretty careful.
00:38:05.000 Don't talk about what's happening with the transgender off camera.
00:38:08.000 What happened there and has that transgender been circulating all day?
00:38:11.000 What are you seeing down there?
00:38:12.000 What do you expect?
00:38:13.000 Yes, that individual behind me has been roaming around all day.
00:38:18.000 Mostly people out here are pretty chill, but there's been a few agitators.
00:38:22.000 What I've seen a lot is people kind of making the comp to the National Guard and CBP officers behind me that they're race traitors of some sort.
00:38:29.000 I've heard that.
00:38:30.000 That is the narrative over and over and over.
00:38:32.000 Because, again, obviously there's a bunch of Hispanics or Latino Americans in the military.
00:38:35.000 And the talking point out here is that they're traitors to their own race.
00:38:39.000 They're stupid.
00:38:40.000 They're working for fascism.
00:38:42.000 That's kind of the line we're seeing.
00:38:43.000 And people are starting to push a little bit, but I haven't seen anything get out Well, there are no cars there.
00:38:59.000 You're in a promenade.
00:39:01.000 Of course there would be no car there.
00:39:03.000 What's going on?
00:39:05.000 What's that yelling?
00:39:05.000 Can you show us what that yelling is?
00:39:07.000 Yeah, Nick, can you call me?
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:11.000 Alright, let's see.
00:39:11.000 What are they yelling?
00:39:13.000 We're experiencing this live.
00:39:15.000 Oh, there he is!
00:39:16.000 The trans?
00:39:17.000 No, we just passed him.
00:39:20.000 And eventually we want you to interview that trans.
00:39:24.000 I'm scared.
00:39:27.000 Grab a trans flag from somebody and just signal that you're an ally.
00:39:32.000 So an interesting thing is there's a lot fewer Mexican flags out here than they've seen in previous days.
00:39:36.000 We've talked to people that there's actually been a conscious effort to get people to carry American flags because the optics were so poor.
00:39:42.000 Let me ask you that.
00:39:43.000 Is that flag behind you?
00:39:44.000 I'm looking at a very small screen.
00:39:45.000 Is that the Venezuelan flag?
00:39:47.000 I can't see because it's waving over there well actually the bottom is the pride flag and the famous way of the flag is on top of that because you know the two really go in there Do you think you could do me a favor?
00:39:56.000 Do you think you could go ask them about Venezuela and Chavez and Maduro?
00:40:00.000 I mean, I don't want you to blow your cover right now, but that'd be interesting considering that their people are starving.
00:40:05.000 There's a Mexican flag right there, I think.
00:40:06.000 Oh, there's a Mexican flag.
00:40:08.000 A couple of them.
00:40:09.000 Oh, there you go.
00:40:11.000 That's a horrible stitch job.
00:40:13.000 Just ask him what that flag is.
00:40:15.000 He walks right through.
00:40:22.000 It's not quite Donkashane from.
00:40:24.000 Venezuela?
00:40:25.000 Oh, are you from Venezuela?
00:40:27.000 Gordon there.
00:40:28.000 Why the Venezuela flag in America?
00:40:31.000 Because they're under attack.
00:40:33.000 Venezuela, from Maduro.
00:40:35.000 From the United States.
00:40:35.000 From the United States?
00:40:38.000 Oh, what's the attack?
00:40:40.000 I don't know.
00:40:40.000 Venezuela?
00:40:41.000 Yeah, yeah, which attack?
00:40:42.000 Being kicked out of the country using an illegal attack from 1942.
00:40:46.000 Household.
00:40:47.000 Central Salvador.
00:40:49.000 Right.
00:40:50.000 To be in a log.
00:40:51.000 Kind of like Venezuela is attacking Guyana.
00:40:54.000 Now, can't they?
00:40:55.000 No.
00:40:56.000 Oh.
00:40:57.000 I guess I don't understand.
00:40:59.000 I am the top.
00:41:00.000 But if they're from Venezuela, when-They're being discriminated against the United States by the Merkel.
00:41:04.000 When they want to go back to Venezuela, I'm confused.
00:41:07.000 Not really, because if you want to migrate anywhere, then you're legal here.
00:41:11.000 Ask her if Maduro is a big fan of America.
00:41:17.000 You can look at us.
00:41:30.000 Cruelty for less people.
00:41:32.000 Ask her what would need to happen for her to move to Venezuela.
00:41:35.000 All people.
00:41:36.000 We don't need a whole line of separation, like the Nazis did in World War II, like we're doing here.
00:41:45.000 There's separation here, sir.
00:41:47.000 That's true.
00:41:47.000 Kill the board.
00:41:48.000 There's separation here, sir.
00:41:51.000 We're here.
00:41:52.000 Wow.
00:41:53.000 Now there's an argument between South Africans going on.
00:41:55.000 It's actually quite fascinating.
00:41:57.000 Yeah, because none of them know anything.
00:41:59.000 Well, that man seems to.
00:42:00.000 Ask her what would need to happen for her to move to Venezuela.
00:42:03.000 What would America need to do to make it hospitable?
00:42:08.000 I think she's really committed to this conversation.
00:42:13.000 Yeah.
00:42:15.000 Ask her about her Jermaine Jackson glove.
00:42:18.000 Does she look good looking under that mask?
00:42:21.000 Ginger snap?
00:42:21.000 Like, do you think you could?
00:42:22.000 No.
00:42:27.000 Hard pass, bro.
00:42:28.000 Hard pass.
00:42:28.000 She's not Asian.
00:42:30.000 That's a very common denominator.
00:42:32.000 Okay.
00:42:33.000 All right.
00:42:33.000 I was confused by the Miss Universe contestants.
00:42:36.000 All right.
00:42:37.000 All right.
00:42:39.000 We're going to check back in with you because we don't want to watch 30 minutes on idiots argue about South Africa.
00:42:45.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:42:46.000 Maybe now.
00:42:47.000 No, no.
00:42:47.000 Now bring them back up.
00:42:48.000 Now when they hit the camera, you son of a bitch.
00:42:49.000 We have not dropped it.
00:42:51.000 No, no, no.
00:42:51.000 I know.
00:42:52.000 Just keep it there.
00:42:53.000 What happened?
00:42:58.000 This guy's talking to nobody.
00:43:15.000 He thought he had his moment.
00:43:17.000 I don't know.
00:43:18.000 I'm just here to capture the moments, and I'll let the people see her.
00:43:21.000 Is her bandana, is it like a Jamaican flag into a bandana, or does she just like weed?
00:43:29.000 Who used a slur?
00:43:30.000 Who used a slur?
00:43:31.000 Looks like she's talking to a South African guy.
00:43:34.000 Well, he's from Africa.
00:43:35.000 He can use the N-word.
00:43:36.000 But what about 21 Savage?
00:43:39.000 I love for everything.
00:43:43.000 Careful, you have the first fat, cracked meth head I've seen over your left shoulder.
00:43:50.000 There's a lot happening.
00:43:51.000 We'll go back to you and we'll be here.
00:43:53.000 Okay, well, I'll check back in with you.
00:43:55.000 Careful, they're shifty.
00:43:57.000 They have blood diamonds.
00:43:59.000 That guy looks shifty.
00:44:00.000 That guy kind of looked like one of the misfit elves.
00:44:03.000 Yes.
00:44:03.000 Oh, by the way, drink.
00:44:04.000 Someone was wearing a mask.
00:44:06.000 Drink.
00:44:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:44:07.000 Drinking game rules for those who are watching.
00:44:09.000 Thank God she was.
00:44:10.000 Anytime the word peaceful is used, anytime there's...
00:44:13.000 So drink two big drinks.
00:44:14.000 Oh, that's two.
00:44:14.000 I've already had too much.
00:44:16.000 Oh, my God.
00:44:17.000 Play the game there.
00:44:19.000 And from what I understand, we're getting some more footage from, you were saying, from New York.
00:44:23.000 So what's happening right now is we've got people from Austin and New York and D.C. and Atlanta sending us in footage, and so we're kind of splicing it together.
00:44:31.000 It takes a little bit of time, but I'm seeing stuff.
00:44:33.000 In New York right now, there were some scenes where a lot more people were gathered.
00:44:36.000 CNN was there.
00:44:37.000 I saw it on their channel just a minute ago.
00:44:39.000 So as that stuff comes in, we'll put it together and give it to you.
00:44:42.000 Okay, well, really fast.
00:44:42.000 Let's go watch Kinzinger here live on CNN.
00:44:45.000 And guys, Mission Control, send me anything that's breaking on social right now because let's see what Kinzinger has to say.
00:44:50.000 You know, Alyssa, you mentioned some political peril here for President Trump on the side of the military.
00:44:55.000 But what about where he is on immigration right now?
00:44:57.000 No political peril.
00:44:58.000 Because on both his handling of immigration and deportations, the new Quinnipiac poll today, he's underwater.
00:45:04.000 Yes, and this was traditionally his strongest issue.
00:45:06.000 We gave you CVS, we gave you YouGov, we gave you Enten.
00:45:08.000 ...to go out there and tell a massive success story.
00:45:13.000 I did what Joe Biden couldn't do in 40 years.
00:45:15.000 And that's an issue that 80% of the country is with him on.
00:45:18.000 But instead, he wants the shock.
00:45:19.000 Who was this poll taking?
00:45:20.000 Tijuana?
00:45:21.000 Mission Control.
00:45:22.000 Get me the Quinnipiac info.
00:45:24.000 Give me the crossed tabs if you can, and also the history of them leaning left, just so we can show the bias there.
00:45:29.000 Because CBS, YouGov, and certainly Enten from CNN are not biased in favor of Democrats or Democrats.
00:45:42.000 I'm going to review some footage really quickly, guys, before we continue because this is going to be coming in live all night tonight.
00:45:48.000 But for people who haven't been following, let me just give you, I think here we have kind of a mega montage.
00:45:55.000 So you guys can see everything that's led up to this.
00:45:58.000 Tonight, I think, if it's not a flashpoint tonight, it's going to be on Saturday.
00:46:04.000 For those of you who missed the context or may just be tuning in for the first time, here's what's been happening largely in the city of fat trans angels.
00:46:13.000 Don't think that somehow, because they called out the National Guard, there was violence.
00:46:19.000 There was no violence.
00:46:20.000 It's not legal to follow in the legal order, dumb s**t.
00:46:46.000 *Squeak* Oh!
00:46:54.000 Are you ready?
00:46:55.000 *Squeak* *Squeak* Oh, God!
00:46:59.000 *Squeak* I'll call you later.
00:47:04.000 *Squeak* *Squeak* oh
00:47:24.000 i believe I believe that the LAPD has this underhand.
00:47:54.000 They are very, very experienced in riot control.
00:48:01.000 We are having an administration that's targeting peaceful protests.
00:48:09.000 He doesn't like the scenes of people peacefully protesting.
00:48:13.000 You are not free to leave.
00:48:18.000 You are under arrest for 49 B.C. What?
00:48:20.000 You're going to cover, n***a.
00:48:22.000 I'm fake, n***a.
00:48:23.000 I know you do, dog.
00:48:24.000 I'll spit in your plate.
00:48:25.000 I'll put my d*** on your plate, n***a.
00:48:27.000 Uh-huh.
00:48:32.000 Free iPhones.
00:48:34.000 Just show them some respect.
00:48:44.000 Oh, okay.
00:48:44.000 Not just, like, shouting.
00:48:46.000 Hey, go f*** your mother.
00:48:52.000 Oh, s***.
00:49:21.000 Yeah, because they're arsonists, but they're also stupid.
00:49:24.000 That's a happy ending for me right there.
00:49:27.000 They're so impatient with their felonies that someone couldn't wait to light the gas flame.
00:49:33.000 Until the gas can is out of the way.
00:49:37.000 This pouring is taking too long.
00:49:39.000 You can't even chalk it up to a miscommunication like, Oh, I thought you had already poured.
00:49:43.000 I thought you had gotten rid of the gas.
00:49:44.000 He clearly sees the gas can.
00:49:46.000 Lights it up.
00:49:47.000 Right there.
00:49:48.000 Why'd you give the lighter to someone else?
00:49:51.000 Keep all letters away from me.
00:49:53.000 The first rule of gas canning other people.
00:50:00.000 Wait, are we saying the protesters are unstable?
00:50:03.000 Yes, they are.
00:50:04.000 You said it, not me.
00:50:05.000 I love the idea of the police finding this person the next day.
00:50:07.000 I mean, like, was it you that burned that car engine?
00:50:10.000 And the guy's like, no eyebrows.
00:50:12.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:50:15.000 We have an APB for a Latino who resembles the English patient.
00:50:23.000 He's got Ford in place.
00:50:24.000 Yes, that's right.
00:50:26.000 Ralph finds when he looked like Peking Duck, correct?
00:50:28.000 He's still got some embers like Yosemite Sam on his mustache.
00:50:32.000 No, it wasn't me.
00:50:34.000 He just disintegrates into a pile on a mustache.
00:50:36.000 I don't know what happened.
00:50:39.000 We're racist.
00:50:40.000 It's okay.
00:50:42.000 No, we're not.
00:50:42.000 We just don't like illegal aliens.
00:50:45.000 All right, we do have a few clips coming in here.
00:50:47.000 Explain this to me, Gerald, because again, we're doing this live without a net.
00:50:49.000 The promo code is RIOT, where you can get $15 off the Rumble Premium membership.
00:50:54.000 Hey, we don't get to do this without you.
00:50:55.000 The first clip.
00:50:56.000 So this is just a taste of kind of what's going on in these places.
00:50:59.000 Obviously, we think as time goes by, maybe another hour or so, people are going to start to get a little crazier, especially in Los Angeles once that curfew starts to come in in just a little while.
00:51:08.000 So I think the first one that we'll go to is the most recent one they've sent in.
00:51:12.000 Chanting about ice is over there.
00:51:13.000 Is this in Los Angeles or New York?
00:51:15.000 They didn't say that.
00:51:16.000 Guys, let me know what city.
00:51:18.000 Los Angeles.
00:51:18.000 Los Angeles.
00:51:19.000 Okay.
00:51:19.000 So let's run that.
00:51:20.000 Okay.
00:51:20.000 What are we doing here?
00:51:23.000 ISIS over there!
00:51:25.000 ISIS over there!
00:51:27.000 Everybody is over there!
00:51:29.000 ISIS over there!
00:51:35.000 I love how they're wearing their hijab and they're fat.
00:51:39.000 Trans friend.
00:51:40.000 They're dressed like not without my porker.
00:51:42.000 Exactly.
00:51:42.000 They're in the hijab and they're like, we are used to doing what our men tell us.
00:51:45.000 Yes, we will get down.
00:51:46.000 Oh, those people aren't Muslim.
00:51:47.000 They have no idea.
00:51:48.000 They think maybe.
00:51:49.000 You think they're tolerant, illegal.
00:51:50.000 For crying out loud, you steal an apple.
00:51:52.000 They cut off your hand.
00:51:54.000 And not the crappy one you wipe your ass with because these are still backwards cultures that live in caves.
00:51:59.000 You're good hands, so you can't eat from the communal bowl, which is also really stupid.
00:52:02.000 They wipe their hands with their ass.
00:52:04.000 Do you guys understand this?
00:52:06.000 Not all cultures are equal.
00:52:07.000 It's not like a bidet.
00:52:09.000 They wipe with their hand willingly.
00:52:12.000 It's practical.
00:52:13.000 Well, it makes sense because, you know, when you do the swipe, you get the nails, it gets all the rest of it.
00:52:18.000 Yes.
00:52:18.000 You only need one swipe.
00:52:19.000 You don't got to go down there multiple times and check.
00:52:21.000 You know what?
00:52:22.000 I just, I never thought of that because it's like a palm's not absorbent, but the nails, it's an effective scraper.
00:52:28.000 Yeah, it's like an American coke addict.
00:52:29.000 One pinky nail.
00:52:30.000 Right.
00:52:31.000 I mean.
00:52:31.000 Middle Eastern, all nails.
00:52:33.000 I mean, it's a horrible day for the manicurist, but yeah.
00:52:36.000 We also, apparently, they're not only protesting the ICE raids, some of these people are paying attention to the Big Beautiful Bill, and apparently there was a guy in L.A. complaining about the bill.
00:52:47.000 Oh, okay, let's see this.
00:52:49.000 Y 'all just distracting us from that Big Beautiful Bill that's gonna f***ing give tactical to the rich, bro.
00:52:54.000 But we can't do s*** about that, but we can do something about this.
00:52:58.000 Yeah, what can you do?
00:53:00.000 F*** y 'all, bro.
00:53:00.000 Oh, shoot.
00:53:03.000 Look at the guy next to me.
00:53:05.000 He's just like, nah, I'm late for my fishing trip.
00:53:11.000 But what if they're illegal?
00:53:20.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:53:21.000 I think what's embarrassing is your extreme skiing home VHS Oakley glasses.
00:53:27.000 And your douchebag early MXPX haircut.
00:53:31.000 Yeah, I don't think any of those alpha males are hurt.
00:53:34.000 No.
00:53:34.000 No.
00:53:35.000 I do like those, not like, but it shows you that when they're saying ICE is over there.
00:53:40.000 Yeah.
00:53:40.000 Don't ask yourself what the left is doing.
00:53:42.000 Ask yourself what they would do if completely unfettered.
00:53:44.000 The only reason they are not at ICE right now, assaulting people, is because of the National Guard and the Marines.
00:53:49.000 You understand that, right?
00:53:50.000 They were saying, let's go over to ICE.
00:53:52.000 Now, the ICE buildings have already been attacked.
00:53:54.000 There have already been, I think the number I gave you was 413% increase in assaults on ICE officers.
00:54:02.000 Regardless of your political opinion, you think that those people doing their jobs, they deserve to be assaulted?
00:54:07.000 You think the people out there doing their job deserve to be assaulted?
00:54:10.000 This is why the left is losing the working man.
00:54:13.000 So if the left was unfettered, they would be at ICE.
00:54:16.000 And how long do you think before someone loses their life over there at ICE?
00:54:19.000 Because you've been vilifying them as Gestapo.
00:54:21.000 We just heard.
00:54:22.000 You've been vilifying them.
00:54:23.000 As the Second Reich.
00:54:25.000 So, that's where they want to go.
00:54:27.000 They're not because of the National Guard, but it's Donald Trump who's inflaming it.
00:54:30.000 Without the National Guard there, people die.
00:54:32.000 And we know, because we saw it five years ago, and guess what?
00:54:35.000 Americans don't want to see it happen again.
00:54:37.000 Doesn't matter what CNN or bitch boy Kinzinger says.
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:40.000 And by the way, the girls that got down, that was actually New York, and we do have a quick montage of some of the stuff that's going on in New York.
00:54:46.000 Again, no cars lit on fire yet that we know of, but the crowds are getting a little spicier as the night goes on.
00:54:51.000 All right.
00:54:52.000 No ice.
00:54:54.000 No KKK.
00:54:55.000 No fascist USA.
00:54:56.000 No ice.
00:54:57.000 The KKK is kind of old, guys.
00:55:01.000 Everyone's kind of gone.
00:55:03.000 So it's interesting to me because I think what we're seeing right now is crowds are starting to form that are a little bit larger and they're starting to get like, how long do you think it takes before somebody's just like, I'm just going to do something for fun?
00:55:22.000 And just screw around, and then that's when the violence starts.
00:55:25.000 And not long.
00:55:26.000 No, it doesn't take long at all.
00:55:28.000 And this is the thing, guys.
00:55:29.000 You are stronger than them because these people are not willing to die for anything.
00:55:33.000 Let me ask you this, genuinely.
00:55:35.000 If people in your city, if they start coming into your neighborhood, if they start coming into your community, and they start attacking, like they did with ICE officers, and by the way, like we saw in 2020, are you willing to die to protect your family?
00:55:52.000 Are you willing to die to protect your liberty?
00:55:55.000 Because guess what?
00:55:55.000 These people had to be paid to show up.
00:55:58.000 They had to be given incentives to show up.
00:56:01.000 They had to be astroturfed to show up.
00:56:04.000 You believe in it more than they do.
00:56:07.000 And the good news is you're the half of the country that believes in it more and elects presidents.
00:56:12.000 It's a very, very different landscape.
00:56:14.000 I do not think that the...
00:56:18.000 And I'm telling you this because last time we kind of had to sit back and watch it burn and say, okay, what can we do?
00:56:22.000 How can we mobilize?
00:56:23.000 How can we affect change politically?
00:56:25.000 We were still at that point actually on YouTube constantly being suspended.
00:56:30.000 This is different now.
00:56:31.000 This is about maintaining your lead.
00:56:35.000 This is about using the momentum.
00:56:38.000 Because you're on the winning team, not just because it's a popular opinion, but it is.
00:56:42.000 But because for the first time in my lifetime, the popular opinion is right.
00:56:46.000 If you're here illegally, you need to go.
00:56:49.000 You need to go.
00:56:51.000 These people are not willing to die to make sure that no one has to go.
00:56:56.000 They're willing to kill in the dead of night with a mask if they know that they'll have cover run for them by local authorities and by their local governments, mayors in Los Angeles.
00:57:06.000 They are not willing to actually face adversity.
00:57:09.000 Put the pressure on is what this administration needs, and it's what you need to do.
00:57:14.000 Unapologetic.
00:57:15.000 Let your freak flag fly.
00:57:16.000 And before we go to another, I want to see what they're saying right now on CNN.
00:57:19.000 Again, we're covering all of this live.
00:57:21.000 A rally-type speech in which you have the applause for the commander-in-chief.
00:57:25.000 We're now seeing the politicization of our military, which is very dangerous for this country.
00:57:31.000 Secretary Cohen, always a pleasure to speak with you.
00:57:33.000 Thank you very much.
00:57:33.000 There you go.
00:57:34.000 Blaming Donald Trump.
00:57:35.000 Blame Donald Trump.
00:57:36.000 Drinking game rules again.
00:57:37.000 You drink any time the word peaceful is used.
00:57:38.000 There's a confirmed fire.
00:57:39.000 Someone's wearing a mask.
00:57:40.000 Someone blames Trump.
00:57:41.000 Tear gas is used if they show someone crying or you finish your drink, of course, if Lane is turned into an MS-13 squeaky toy.
00:57:48.000 Oh, three twice because they showed Adam Kinzinger and I'm pretty sure he was crying.
00:57:51.000 It's true.
00:57:51.000 It's true.
00:57:53.000 He always cries.
00:57:54.000 Yeah, he does.
00:57:55.000 He's a little bitch boy.
00:57:56.000 By the way, I'm a little frustrated that you're mad that the soldiers are actually cheering our president.
00:58:01.000 You just said that that was the politicization of the military.
00:58:04.000 I was like, oh, he gave a speech.
00:58:07.000 They liked that he was a very pro-America president.
00:58:09.000 Wasn't basically saying, we suck to the rest of the world and let us do things your way.
00:58:13.000 And they were like, hey, this is our guy.
00:58:15.000 This is the commander in chief.
00:58:16.000 This is the guy who gets to say, hey, go in and potentially put your life on the line.
00:58:20.000 Almost always putting your life on the line when you have to go somewhere.
00:58:23.000 They're like, we like this guy.
00:58:24.000 Well, these people are so thrown off by it because they don't know what it means.
00:58:27.000 No.
00:58:27.000 They don't know what patriotism looks like.
00:58:28.000 No.
00:58:28.000 They think they know what it is.
00:58:30.000 Right.
00:58:30.000 They got it all wrong.
00:58:31.000 They have no idea.
00:58:32.000 They have no idea.
00:58:32.000 These people love that they get to go in and help the city.
00:58:36.000 They get to go and protect these federal agencies, federal buildings.
00:58:38.000 And by the way, that's all they're doing.
00:58:39.000 Right.
00:58:40.000 Yeah.
00:58:40.000 They keep showing the footage of them and going, the mobilization is very dang.
00:58:43.000 They keep showing all the footage and they're just standing there.
00:58:45.000 Let me ask you this.
00:58:46.000 How do you enforce a curfew?
00:58:47.000 By the way, it was ordered last night, June 10th or June 11th.
00:58:51.000 Okay, here's the only way it works.
00:58:53.000 Curfew.
00:58:54.000 Anyone out?
00:58:55.000 Immediately arrested.
00:58:56.000 They resist arrest, hit their head on top of a paddy wagon, get them in the back of a truck, send them to the clink anyway.
00:59:01.000 You think they're going to do that in LA?
00:59:04.000 Of course not.
00:59:05.000 So the only way to ensure that Americans are kept safe...
00:59:15.000 They will not enforce it.
00:59:17.000 That's them saying, we know you're at risk.
00:59:20.000 And we know there's a chance of serious bodily harm, so we're going to say curfew, but we're not going to enforce it because we don't want to piss off the votes that we feel like we're buying.
00:59:29.000 I hope that's okay.
00:59:30.000 No, no, no.
00:59:31.000 This is what your tax dollars pay for.
00:59:34.000 To make sure that your streets are kept safe in the face of an insurrection.
00:59:38.000 And this is an insurrection.
00:59:40.000 You just heard them in New York.
00:59:40.000 There's the ICE building!
00:59:42.000 Let's go!
00:59:43.000 By the way, it's also another example why we need to bring back not like real slavery, but like fun slavery.
00:59:51.000 Right.
00:59:51.000 What I mean by that is those women They should be chained up in, like, Alex Pojero's backyard until they prove useful.
01:00:03.000 Where it's like, ah, you know, we're just going to chain you up.
01:00:04.000 We're not going to make you till the field or anything, but we're just going to keep you enslaved until you learn that you can't go attack ice buildings.
01:00:12.000 By the way, when they show these videos and these photos of the troops outside the federal buildings, protecting the federal buildings.
01:00:22.000 Right.
01:00:22.000 Had they taken the National Guard troops that Trump had offered in the first place.
01:00:27.000 Right.
01:00:27.000 That's exactly what it would have looked like.
01:00:29.000 Right.
01:00:29.000 And instead what it looked like was the people at the Capitol going, oh yeah, you want to come in and take a walking tour?
01:00:33.000 Let me wand you down.
01:00:34.000 And then a few people acted like assholes.
01:00:37.000 The difference between that and this is nobody there was holding Molotov cocktails or fireworks.
01:00:42.000 Right.
01:00:43.000 That's absolutely right.
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01:01:44.000 But I want to go back to the comments.
01:01:45.000 I mean, people are happy that they're actually taking this seriously.
01:01:49.000 That the federal government's actually taking it seriously.
01:01:51.000 Because what happens in Los Angeles right now, the mayor comes out and basically says this was a peaceful city up until the ice raids happened.
01:01:57.000 Because ice raids have never happened in Los Angeles before.
01:02:00.000 So obviously that must have been what it was.
01:02:01.000 They talked about Los Angeles downtown area.
01:02:03.000 They've got the World Cup coming up next year.
01:02:05.000 They've got the Olympics I think at some point.
01:02:07.000 three years four years from now they are worried about graffiti and damage to buildings in downtown and people are like yeah yeah but i could die this is a really big problem and we just have to go back to that video from five years ago and we look at it and if i was fast forwarding through to kind of see different parts of the video to see kind of how we covered things and there was a clip of a kid that had a hat on that was that was a donald trump red hat if you remember and he got swarmed by like 30 or 40 people and
01:02:36.000 i'm not exaggerating at all yeah and just I don't know what happened to that person.
01:02:48.000 It didn't look good.
01:02:49.000 I hope they lived, but we know about the person who got shot.
01:02:52.000 Remember how long we heard about Charlottesville?
01:02:53.000 Yes!
01:02:54.000 Before January 6th was Charlottesville.
01:02:56.000 Yeah.
01:02:56.000 We saw 20 of those at least during the Summer of Love.
01:02:59.000 At least?
01:03:00.000 At least 20 of those.
01:03:01.000 We saw someone shot in the head point blank for wearing a Trump hat.
01:03:04.000 Just for wearing a Trump hat.
01:03:05.000 Hey, we got a Trump supporter over here turns around.
01:03:07.000 In Chicago, we saw like a lady being, a police officer being dragged into the protesters like she got snatched in some movie.
01:03:15.000 Right?
01:03:15.000 And you're like, oh my gosh, is she going to live?
01:03:16.000 And luckily, one of the other officers grabbed her and pulled her back before.
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01:04:52.000 Hey!
01:04:53.000 I was doing that off camera.
01:04:54.000 I didn't realize the stinger was so fast.
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01:04:59.000 They caught you this time.
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01:05:00.000 They caught me.
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01:05:05.000 We have another clip, and if you're watching on YouTube right now, you should head on over to Rumble and watch live.
01:05:11.000 And of course, we're going to be with you Saturday.
01:05:14.000 We will have a show tomorrow.
01:05:16.000 We will have a show on Friday for those who are Rumble preview members, but we will do a special stream on Saturday at 6 p.m. Eastern to No Kings!
01:05:22.000 No Kangs!
01:05:23.000 I guess we was No Kangs Day protest.
01:05:27.000 Only princes.
01:05:28.000 Only princes.
01:05:30.000 Good night, you thugs of New England.
01:05:33.000 You crips of Wales.
01:05:35.000 It doesn't have the same ring, but I appreciate the effort.
01:05:38.000 You know, they're doing it on June 14th.
01:05:40.000 I don't know the significance of that.
01:05:42.000 Maybe it's because it's Flag Day.
01:05:43.000 It's the birth of the U.S. Army.
01:05:45.000 I don't know what the significance is.
01:05:46.000 Also Trump's birthday.
01:05:47.000 Oh, Trump's birthday.
01:05:47.000 Oh, because of the parade.
01:05:49.000 Right.
01:05:49.000 Oh, that's why they're doing it.
01:05:50.000 Because I was going to say, if you're going to do a No King's Day, what better day than July 4th?
01:05:54.000 But they're probably all going to be busy at their barbecues and having fun.
01:05:56.000 Right.
01:05:57.000 Yep.
01:05:57.000 So apparently we have a video of some unhinged behavior from a quote-unquote protester in Los Angeles that Lane just sent.
01:06:05.000 And if you're watching on YouTube, we're going to have to run to Rumble because halfway through this clip, we're going to end it and we're going to stream as long as it takes tonight.
01:06:11.000 Probably be a few hours.
01:06:13.000 Lane, it will be turned into a squeaky toy.
01:06:15.000 Just depends if it's from MS-13 or if he has to go to a...
01:06:20.000 Let's watch the clip.
01:06:21.000 Trying to cling to a democracy here.
01:06:23.000 It is not fucking normal.
01:06:24.000 You guys are exploiting this mask creep ever since the fucking pandemic.
01:06:29.000 You're like, oh, the pandemic lets us wear fucking masks.
01:06:33.000 And now we have secret fucking police.
01:06:35.000 And now we have fucking secret police in this society.
01:06:42.000 Like he thinks that's new?
01:06:44.000 If you fucking have any integrity, mask off!
01:06:50.000 Mask off!
01:06:52.000 If you're doing the right fucking thing!
01:06:54.000 We can't hit you with rocks in the face!
01:06:56.000 Yeah!
01:06:56.000 I can't dox you with your masks on.
01:06:59.000 You're not normal!
01:07:00.000 They hide, they're cowards!
01:07:01.000 If I can't look like Rob Dyrdek's grandfather What the hell is that guy doing in the background with a kid on his shoulders just a second ago?
01:07:08.000 Did you see that?
01:07:09.000 There's another one.
01:07:13.000 Wait, hold on a second.
01:07:13.000 Hold on a second.
01:07:14.000 What did he say?
01:07:14.000 You what?
01:07:15.000 What?
01:07:15.000 What?
01:07:16.000 Rewind it.
01:07:17.000 Rewind.
01:07:18.000 We're off YouTube.
01:07:22.000 A flag?
01:07:26.000 You're not allowed to have a flag?
01:07:28.000 is the most un-American shit.
01:07:30.000 We are fucking living through the fucking decline of our democracy.
01:07:36.000 He's got a vast vocabulary.
01:07:39.000 There's a crown on his head.
01:07:40.000 He can't.
01:07:43.000 Hey, Mission Control, bring me up some images of riot police wearing masks like 30 years ago.
01:07:52.000 I mean, any timeline you guys want.
01:07:53.000 Just get it in within a minute, please.
01:07:56.000 Because they think it's new.
01:07:56.000 So really quickly, I think Lane's calling in with a bit of a He said there was a bit of a standoff going on that it seems like it's calming down now.
01:08:04.000 They were trying to come in.
01:08:05.000 But yeah, no, that's the dumbest thing I've heard.
01:08:08.000 People are like, oh, if you're doing the right thing, just take your mask off.
01:08:11.000 And wear a name badge.
01:08:12.000 Okay, we've seen what happens.
01:08:13.000 It doesn't matter if they're doing the right thing.
01:08:14.000 You could just go online and say, this is one of the ICE people.
01:08:17.000 Here's where they live.
01:08:18.000 And here's this person's name and face.
01:08:20.000 Like, of course you're going to dox people and try to harm them.
01:08:22.000 Well, Mission Control, bring up the person who had to apologize for doxing ICE out there.
01:08:26.000 The sign, what was it?
01:08:28.000 The Los Angeles guy?
01:08:29.000 Yeah, the Los Angeles guy.
01:08:29.000 He had to apologize because then they started going after his family.
01:08:32.000 So send that up.
01:08:33.000 Do we have a picture of the riot?
01:08:34.000 There you go.
01:08:35.000 Ah, look at that!
01:08:36.000 Good old Detroit.
01:08:37.000 Yeah, but it's new.
01:08:40.000 Remember I told you the left, they accuse you of doing exactly what it is that they're doing?
01:08:43.000 You guys are cowards wearing masks!
01:08:45.000 Well, they wear masks because, you know, people try and kill them.
01:08:48.000 You wear masks because you're bitches.
01:08:52.000 That's crazy.
01:08:53.000 Look at this on CNN really quickly.
01:08:54.000 The most dangerous immigrants arrived in 1492.
01:08:57.000 Oh, shut up!
01:09:00.000 14. Oh, I get it.
01:09:02.000 First I was thinking Irish.
01:09:03.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:04.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:09:04.000 I'm sorry.
01:09:05.000 Was that the Spanish?
01:09:06.000 Yes.
01:09:07.000 Was that the fucking Spanish?
01:09:10.000 Who formed New Spain that turned into Mexico in 1821 and then became California in 1848?
01:09:17.000 Fuck you!
01:09:17.000 Hey, maybe, maybe, maybe she's right.
01:09:20.000 I don't know.
01:09:20.000 I say finish your drink because Josh just had a historical thug life moment.
01:09:25.000 That's right, baby.
01:09:28.000 Hey, I'm out of beer.
01:09:29.000 I guess we better keep our eye on those Spanish immigrants.
01:09:33.000 Spanish immigrants.
01:09:35.000 You can tell they're speaking Spanish.
01:09:38.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:09:39.000 Wait, hold on a second.
01:09:40.000 They made their cities after them, like Los Angeles.
01:09:42.000 Yeah, I know.
01:09:43.000 It's like, hold on a second.
01:09:44.000 Yeah, or was it, they have San Diego, okay?
01:09:48.000 San Francisco.
01:09:49.000 We're getting pretty close to Santa Maria.
01:09:51.000 We have the Pinta, the Nina.
01:09:56.000 The Santa Maria?
01:09:57.000 Yeah, I know.
01:09:58.000 Like, all the ships!
01:10:00.000 They're all Spanish ships!
01:10:01.000 You know what's funny is one of the cities in Southern California is named after the general that lost that war, Santa Ana.
01:10:10.000 Oh, really?
01:10:11.000 Yeah.
01:10:11.000 He lost twice, actually.
01:10:12.000 He lost in Texas.
01:10:13.000 The Texans captured him.
01:10:14.000 They let him go, because they're nice Texans.
01:10:17.000 Then he lost again to America.
01:10:19.000 Yeah.
01:10:20.000 Did they kill him that time?
01:10:22.000 I don't know if they killed him.
01:10:23.000 I don't remember, but...
01:10:27.000 Did he like force a little ass play upon him?
01:10:28.000 I don't think so.
01:10:29.000 I think he actually, he might have gotten killed by Mexicans.
01:10:32.000 They gotta be wearing those Spanish?
01:10:34.000 He changed hands 75 times in 50 years.
01:10:37.000 Speaking of Spanish, here's a Spanish guy with gay face on CNN.
01:10:40.000 The police are allowing them to stay there.
01:10:42.000 And we'll see how the night goes, what happens.
01:10:47.000 He's talking to her right now.
01:10:48.000 mid-trended.
01:10:49.000 It looks like Nicholas DiPaolo.
01:10:52.000 Look!
01:10:55.000 Stay by bro.
01:10:57.000 Between the protesters I accidentally trumpled up my drinking game rules.
01:11:01.000 And I was the same thing.
01:11:04.000 Shimon, keep us updated.
01:11:05.000 Shimon, that is absolutely his name.
01:11:07.000 That's a made up name.
01:11:08.000 He went for an interview at CNN and they're like, now do you have your papers?
01:11:12.000 He said, yes.
01:11:13.000 I said, what's your name?
01:11:15.000 Shimon.
01:11:15.000 No, his parents were just big Michael Jackson fans.
01:11:18.000 Shimon.
01:11:19.000 What's your last name?
01:11:21.000 Bagone.
01:11:22.000 Shimon Bagone.
01:11:23.000 Shimon Bagone.
01:11:24.000 Can I have a job?
01:11:25.000 They said yes.
01:11:26.000 You know that guy that was yelling at the police?
01:11:29.000 You know that he's either not with someone or the person he's with cowers in fear at home.
01:11:35.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:11:36.000 Well, they accuse the rest.
01:11:37.000 Let's see.
01:11:38.000 Is this the LAPD chief?
01:11:39.000 Yeah.
01:11:39.000 He's on CNN right now with Harry Forums, Caitlin Collins.
01:11:41.000 ...
01:11:42.000 accountable for their behavior.
01:11:44.000 Our role is to protect everybody's First Amendment rights, and a lot of people have come out and respected that and expressed their feelings in a peaceful way.
01:11:51.000 Absolutely.
01:11:52.000 But once nightfall comes in particular, we start to see others come out who are intent on violence and intent on disruption.
01:11:59.000 Can I just tell you something?
01:12:00.000 I'm so tired of this shit, because you know what?
01:12:03.000 There were Tea Party protests that had taken place during the day, during the night.
01:12:09.000 became violent.
01:12:10.000 What they do is they go a lot of people...
01:12:12.000 When I shot Detroit and Ruins in 2009 or 2010, just so you know, the only person who was willing to go and film with me We had an entire production crew back there.
01:12:24.000 It was a place called PJTV.
01:12:25.000 They were like, I'm not going to Detroit.
01:12:26.000 And part of our strategy was to film in the morning because we knew that the drug addicts were still asleep.
01:12:32.000 So just because they haven't rolled out of bed at the crack of 3 p.m. doesn't mean that it's peaceful.
01:12:38.000 The standard is not, hey, it's peaceful until the sun goes down.
01:12:41.000 Well, what matters is they feel like they have the cover of night and they commit acts of violence.
01:12:46.000 Because that's when they can get away with it, and these people are vampires.
01:12:50.000 I don't care!
01:12:51.000 I was going to say, you could replace that interview and put it into a vampire movie.
01:12:54.000 Like, yeah, the streets are mostly safe during the day, but at night, that's when the blood-sucking immortal monsters come out, and you have to put crosses on your doors.
01:13:03.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:13:04.000 And you have Tom Holman who's like, I don't know, I'm not afraid of vampires.
01:13:06.000 Put a fucking UV light on it.
01:13:08.000 Put a UV light on it and turn to dust.
01:13:10.000 I'm not afraid of vampires.
01:13:11.000 Let's get some crosses and some garlic.
01:13:13.000 I was more afraid of Wolfman because I don't know what you got to kill him.
01:13:15.000 Some people say silver bullets, but I was like, that shit doesn't work.
01:13:17.000 I got to go back.
01:13:17.000 Tom Holman looks like he has garlic breath.
01:13:19.000 I'll be back in a little while.
01:13:20.000 Just resting garlic breath, he just talks and And I would still let him cuddle me.
01:13:24.000 I don't think you have a choice in it, to be honest, Stephen.
01:13:29.000 That's the chief of police that basically said, LAPD, he said that he would have to reassess the situation, but he also sent this email out to all of his police officers.
01:13:37.000 Yes.
01:13:37.000 We were able to confirm this.
01:13:39.000 Consider using phrases like, I hear your frustration.
01:13:42.000 I'm not part of the immigration action.
01:13:43.000 I'm here to make sure everybody stays safe.
01:13:45.000 Basically saying that the cops need to reiterate.
01:13:47.000 And Seattle PD did this as well.
01:13:48.000 I saw that police chief doing it.
01:13:50.000 Bring that back up.
01:13:51.000 Bring it back up.
01:13:52.000 We're not here to do any immigration work whatsoever.
01:13:55.000 We're just here for public safety.
01:13:59.000 You deserve to feel empowered.
01:14:01.000 If you need to take a step back, talk it through, or decompress, please reach out to a supervisor, peer support team member, or our BSS staff.
01:14:10.000 No one should carry this alone.
01:14:12.000 No, you should carry it because it's your fucking job.
01:14:15.000 How about that?
01:14:16.000 If you don't wanna do it, Remember Uvalde?
01:14:20.000 Who like, man, no one knows what kind of a...
01:14:23.000 Well, you know what?
01:14:24.000 I didn't take the job.
01:14:25.000 It's not my job to go in and save children's lives.
01:14:27.000 They did.
01:14:29.000 Their entire pay is hazard pay.
01:14:31.000 That's the whole reason.
01:14:32.000 So no one should have to carry this alone.
01:14:35.000 Yeah, you should.
01:14:36.000 Yeah, you should.
01:14:36.000 It's your job to enforce the law.
01:14:38.000 That is not a letter that should be sent to police officers.
01:14:40.000 Do you know what you get?
01:14:41.000 You get officers kneeling.
01:14:43.000 With Black Lives Matter.
01:14:44.000 And then you get thousands of casualties, including officers, and $2 billion in damages.
01:14:48.000 Hey, how about you care about the people who pay you to do your job through their taxes and aren't breaking the law?
01:14:55.000 Yeah.
01:14:55.000 And listen, I understand de-escalation tactics to make sure that you're safe.
01:15:00.000 That's a different thing.
01:15:01.000 But here's the deal.
01:15:02.000 You need to go out.
01:15:03.000 You could say the exact same thing.
01:15:05.000 You could say, listen, we are doing our job on the streets tonight.
01:15:08.000 There are people that don't want you to do your job, and we are here to stand together to make sure that we protect the citizens of this city.
01:15:14.000 Also, here are some de-escalation tactics if you think they are useful.
01:15:18.000 If not, you have a utility belt.
01:15:21.000 Go to it if you need to.
01:15:22.000 And that includes sticks, that includes tasers, that includes tear gas, that includes, you know, guns.
01:15:27.000 You know, whatever you need to use.
01:15:28.000 But that's an empowering stance instead of a, oh, we're just gonna back up.
01:15:31.000 Do you think the National Guard got that email?
01:15:34.000 Do you think the U.S. military got that email?
01:15:37.000 When you guys go out on the streets tonight, I just want you to know you're empowered and we're gonna take just, you shouldn't have to carry this alone.
01:15:43.000 They're like, would you just shut up and let us do our jobs?
01:15:45.000 Yeah.
01:15:45.000 We know how to handle this better than you do, apparently.
01:15:47.000 I'm sorry.
01:15:48.000 Like, if you're not okay with being shot at, and if you're not okay with criminals not liking you, you shouldn't be a police officer.
01:15:55.000 Also, if you're a bitch who can't do pull-ups, okay?
01:15:58.000 Yeah, and I understand that, you know, the job gets hard.
01:16:01.000 Yeah, for sure.
01:16:01.000 And you gotta do, you know, you have to do things to help your guys.
01:16:06.000 It is an emotionally taxing and mentally taxing job.
01:16:10.000 Yes, but this is one that shouldn't be.
01:16:12.000 But that email, to me, It's the feds.
01:16:19.000 It's the feds.
01:16:20.000 Go there.
01:16:22.000 We're here to protect you guys.
01:16:23.000 Go get the feds.
01:16:25.000 And then they go, we don't need the National Guard.
01:16:28.000 We're fine.
01:16:29.000 ICE needs them.
01:16:31.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:16:32.000 Yeah, dude, because you guys are saying, go get them, not us.
01:16:35.000 Yeah, this also shouldn't be...
01:16:51.000 It shouldn't be emotionally taxing to go, hey, you guys, stop writing.
01:16:54.000 No crimes.
01:16:55.000 Hey, you, you can't loot that Apple store.
01:16:57.000 Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang.
01:16:58.000 That's not the emotionally taxing kind of, okay, gray area judgment call.
01:17:04.000 This is what you signed up is enforcing the law.
01:17:07.000 Is it illegal to block traffic?
01:17:09.000 Yes.
01:17:10.000 There should be no moral quandary.
01:17:12.000 You shouldn't be conflicted.
01:17:14.000 Is it illegal to be here illegally?
01:17:16.000 Yes.
01:17:17.000 Then you should make sure that law enforcement agencies, whether local or national, can do their job.
01:17:22.000 Is it illegal to set a fire?
01:17:23.000 Yes.
01:17:26.000 Like, this isn't the kind of thing that should be taxing for a police officer, and I don't want anyone, anyone who finds that emotionally taxing to be a cop.
01:17:33.000 I don't.
01:17:35.000 I really don't.
01:17:35.000 It's like, we're at that point now.
01:17:36.000 We've just let people who have no business being cops.
01:17:39.000 Yeah, you guys are gonna burn this place down.
01:17:41.000 You're probably gonna hurt people if they come out against you, or just have the wrong hat on.
01:17:45.000 Yeah!
01:17:45.000 Right?
01:17:45.000 So I have no sympathy for you right now.
01:17:47.000 So Lane did say that things are getting a little bit more tense in Los Angeles right now.
01:17:51.000 He said, especially when cops try to come out, people try to get in front of him.
01:17:53.000 But apparently a lunatic started to...
01:17:56.000 I don't know if he got in their way or what he did, but they drew guns on him.
01:18:00.000 So we've got a clip of that really quickly if you want to know.
01:18:03.000 Well, I don't know if he does.
01:18:05.000 Drink refill.
01:18:16.000 Get your mask off.
01:18:17.000 Keep going.
01:18:18.000 Get your fucking mask off.
01:18:19.000 Go.
01:18:20.000 Keep going.
01:18:25.000 So, I'm going to get your mask off.
01:18:29.000 I'm going to get some more food.
01:18:31.000 Let's go!
01:18:32.000 Put a Maybe that guy in the gray shirt there.
01:18:39.000 Yeah, drunk-looking guy, probably.
01:18:42.000 tan pants.
01:18:43.000 *Pews*
01:18:49.000 Okay, so police are obviously trying to get through.
01:18:51.000 So they're trying to clear them out so the cars can get through, right?
01:18:53.000 That's what it looks like.
01:18:55.000 Arrest them.
01:18:57.000 Paintball into the nuts.
01:18:58.000 Don't let them get that close.
01:19:00.000 No.
01:19:05.000 Oh, there you go.
01:19:06.000 This is our land.
01:19:07.000 Everybody drink.
01:19:08.000 That's them saying Mexico.
01:19:09.000 It was basically never your land, dumbass.
01:19:10.000 No, no, no.
01:19:11.000 It was the song.
01:19:12.000 This land is your land.
01:19:17.000 I do support the midriff top.
01:19:23.000 And again, that was our footage, right?
01:19:26.000 Yeah, this is all our footage.
01:19:27.000 Lane, be careful.
01:19:28.000 The sun's still not down there.
01:19:30.000 No, the sun's still not down.
01:19:31.000 Somebody's starting to get a little spicy.
01:19:32.000 By the way, when the sun goes down, little known fact, the original song from Kenny Chesney is when the sun goes down, I have sex with guys.
01:19:38.000 That was his first lyrics.
01:19:40.000 They said, Kenny Chesney, don't do that.
01:19:43.000 That's why he wears that hat.
01:19:45.000 That's why he wears that hat.
01:19:50.000 When the sun goes down.
01:19:51.000 Oh, I love how, by the way, I can feel that this mug just came out of the dishwasher because the handle is warm, so a nice warm beer.
01:19:57.000 We'll be banging.
01:19:59.000 Does it taste like Finnish?
01:20:03.000 I don't know.
01:20:04.000 Let's hear it.
01:20:07.000 Isn't that a brand of detergent?
01:20:10.000 Oh, that's right.
01:20:11.000 That's right.
01:20:12.000 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:20:12.000 Maybe I don't have the gone money.
01:20:13.000 I don't know.
01:20:14.000 I was thinking of a Finnish sauna.
01:20:16.000 No, I think you were.
01:20:17.000 Oh, no.
01:20:18.000 Because warm sauna.
01:20:19.000 You're always thinking about the Russian banyan.
01:20:21.000 Yeah.
01:20:21.000 It just happens.
01:20:23.000 It's at 210 degrees.
01:20:25.000 All right.
01:20:25.000 Let's see what they're talking about there on CNN.
01:20:28.000 By the way, I'm very worried about Caitlin Collins tomorrow because tomorrow is a full moon.
01:20:35.000 I think she's going to be broadcasting.
01:20:39.000 All right, let's see.
01:20:39.000 And then throwing, I believe, of Molotov cocktails...
01:20:47.000 Oh, did you?
01:20:47.000 You saw more of it?
01:20:49.000 So it's dicey for our officers out there, but again, we're going to stay the course and ensure that Los Angeles is the safe city that the residents deserve it to be.
01:21:02.000 Chief, it's great to have you, and I know you're incredibly busy.
01:21:06.000 Thank you for joining us, and I hope you'll come back soon.
01:21:08.000 And thanks for giving us the time tonight.
01:21:10.000 Absolutely.
01:21:11.000 Why do you got a man voice?
01:21:14.000 Sweetheart.
01:21:14.000 Great to have you.
01:21:15.000 Our John Miller and also the former deputy director of the FBI, Andrew McCabe.
01:21:19.000 Oh, my God.
01:21:21.000 McCabe?
01:21:22.000 How many bitches can you fit in a room?
01:21:24.000 Former assistant U.S. attorney, Ellie Honig as well.
01:21:26.000 And, of course, John is sticking with us.
01:21:27.000 Just in terms of what we're seeing here, General, and what you heard from the police chief there, I thought it was quite notable how he was describing the situation and also saying they don't really have a...
01:21:44.000 It's very disappointing.
01:21:46.000 Okay, let me tell you.
01:21:47.000 It's very clear.
01:21:47.000 You guys need to do your job, right?
01:21:50.000 You do your job, and the National Guard and or Marines, they leave.
01:21:54.000 You do your job and bring peace to the city.
01:21:56.000 They're there to make sure that the city is peaceful and that none of the streets are obstructed and that all the taxpayers can do what they need to do to get their work done.
01:22:05.000 Make sure their families are safe.
01:22:06.000 In other words, any disruption that's going on, you need to get rid of.
01:22:10.000 Otherwise, they will.
01:22:11.000 It's that simple.
01:22:13.000 A tin...
01:22:15.000 Hello?
01:22:16.000 What are you doing over here?
01:22:17.000 We're making sure you don't suck at your job.
01:22:19.000 They don't need anything.
01:22:21.000 Because California state law and Los Angeles law says that they are not to cooperate with immigration police.
01:22:30.000 Right.
01:22:31.000 With ICE.
01:22:31.000 With anything immigration law enforcement.
01:22:33.000 Yep.
01:22:35.000 They don't have to tell you shit.
01:22:37.000 And not only that, but let me hear what he has to say because the drinking game rules, by the way.
01:22:41.000 And the promo code, if you're watching right now on Rumble, is RIOT.
01:22:44.000 You get $15 off Rumble Premium.
01:22:46.000 Let's see what he's saying.
01:22:47.000 That's too much ruse.
01:22:50.000 We would not even be asking for the normal California Guard under normal circumstances at this point.
01:22:56.000 I mean, Andrew McCabe, a lot of this has to do with what the president was saying today.
01:22:59.000 Because they don't want to protect ICE.
01:23:01.000 They don't want to protect ICE.
01:23:03.000 They have state law, an act.
01:23:06.000 Of course they wouldn't call the National Guard.
01:23:08.000 They don't.
01:23:08.000 They want ICE to be run out of there.
01:23:10.000 They are hoping that some of these ICE officers literally get killed.
01:23:13.000 I am convinced of it.
01:23:14.000 Let me ask you this.
01:23:16.000 So 800 and, I believe, 810,000?
01:23:19.000 Illegal aliens in Los Angeles County.
01:23:22.000 Let me ask you this.
01:23:23.000 California loses any and all illegal aliens.
01:23:27.000 Okay?
01:23:28.000 All of them.
01:23:29.000 Gone.
01:23:30.000 I think that maybe puts some electoral seats at play.
01:23:34.000 Certainly some local politics seats at play.
01:23:37.000 What do you think?
01:23:38.000 What do you think happened?
01:23:38.000 That's just 810,000 in Los Angeles County.
01:23:40.000 Do we know how many we have in California?
01:23:43.000 I don't know how many millions, but quite a few.
01:23:45.000 Do you think that affects the culture, the fabric of the state?
01:23:48.000 Do you think that affects the voting bloc of the state of California?
01:23:53.000 Remember, it was pretty consistently Republican up until the 80s, and they still had a Republican governor in the 2000s with Arnold, and I use that term very loosely.
01:24:01.000 20 million over the last four years have flooded in the United States.
01:24:04.000 We know that California receives usually the most.
01:24:06.000 It's usually California, Texas, Florida.
01:24:08.000 I think California is a top state.
01:24:10.000 Why do you think?
01:24:11.000 And let me read this for you, too, just so you guys know.
01:24:13.000 And all references are available.
01:24:14.000 Link in the description.
01:24:15.000 California is a sanctuary state by law.
01:24:19.000 The California Values Act of 2017.
01:24:21.000 It ensures that state and local officials don't assist, meaning do not assist the federal government in immigration enforcement.
01:24:28.000 And then Los Angeles City Council voted to become a sanctuary city.
01:24:32.000 So it's a sanctuary city within a sanctuary state.
01:24:36.000 Keep that in mind.
01:24:38.000 That's like an illegal turducken.
01:24:40.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:24:41.000 Which by the way is very overrated.
01:24:43.000 And if you guys didn't, $31 billion.
01:24:49.000 So before you get to any...
01:24:53.000 Before you get to any of the violence of the deaths of, you know, ambulances being blocked, EMTs, guess what?
01:25:01.000 It's $31 billion.
01:25:03.000 Yeah.
01:25:04.000 Screw them.
01:25:05.000 Screw them.
01:25:06.000 I mean that.
01:25:08.000 Screw them.
01:25:08.000 And the number of illegals who were arrested in a...
01:25:18.000 So when they do their job, which they really, really, really, really don't want to do and are not empowered to do because it's a sanctuary state and a sanctuary city, the LAPD caught 26 murderers and child abusers.
01:25:33.000 Hey, what if we made that?
01:25:35.000 What if they caught 2,600?
01:25:36.000 Because you know there's at least that many.
01:25:39.000 What if they caught 26,000?
01:25:41.000 Because you know there's at least that many.
01:25:43.000 You know there's at least 26,000, guarantee you, child traffickers, abusers, and murderers who are illegal aliens in California.
01:25:52.000 I would bet my lineage on it.
01:25:56.000 They caught 26. One time in a sting in 2024.
01:26:01.000 Why doesn't anyone care about that?
01:26:03.000 Let me ask you this.
01:26:05.000 We have to be empathetic to the people who are here illegally and they're just looking for a better life.
01:26:09.000 Okay.
01:26:09.000 How do you do that?
01:26:11.000 In other words, how do you maintain this position of not deporting them while stopping sex trafficking?
01:26:17.000 More slaves on earth than ever in recorded history.
01:26:18.000 42 million.
01:26:19.000 Muslim sex slaves.
01:26:21.000 How do you not deport, not allow ICE to do their job and get rid of the sex traffickers?
01:26:30.000 Just that.
01:26:33.000 Can anyone comment?
01:26:35.000 By what method?
01:26:38.000 It's not possible.
01:26:39.000 So I'm not going to hear the empathetic thing.
01:26:41.000 I'm not going to hear that argument used.
01:26:43.000 You don't care about child sex slaves.
01:26:45.000 There are millions.
01:26:48.000 Millions.
01:26:49.000 I guarantee you six figures in this country, if not seven, of child sex slaves because of illegal aliens, traffickers, coyotes.
01:27:00.000 How is it possible?
01:27:01.000 I mean, when we said that the other day, I think it was maybe two days ago on the show, that there was a 2017 bill that made the entire state a sanctuary state.
01:27:08.000 I'd not heard that before.
01:27:09.000 I was like, ah, sanctuary cities.
01:27:11.000 I mean, you gotta be a pretty big a-hole to have a sanctuary city, but this is a sanctuary state.
01:27:14.000 It basically says in the fine print, like, we will not let any resources be used for immigration enforcement.
01:27:21.000 How about this?
01:27:22.000 How about, instead of, you know, having the sanctuary state, how about every single time?
01:27:27.000 A driver's license is issued.
01:27:28.000 You confirm 100% bulletproof that it's a citizen getting it, and that's the only person getting it.
01:27:33.000 And if they get pulled over for any reason and they're not a legal citizen, they immediately get arrested and you make a phone call.
01:27:42.000 How many crimes could be prevented if you just did that?
01:27:45.000 I'm not saying go knocking door to door.
01:27:46.000 I'm saying as these flies come to you, you go, hey, are you a citizen?
01:27:51.000 I've pulled you over for speeding.
01:27:53.000 You've been arrested for theft.
01:27:55.000 Whatever the case may be.
01:27:57.000 How much money would it save the American taxpayer?
01:28:00.000 How many crimes would it prevent?
01:28:01.000 How many one life, if it could just save one life, how many one lives could it save?
01:28:05.000 If they just did that, they refuse on a statewide basis.
01:28:12.000 Well, let's hear again what they're saying on CNN, and then we are going to be continuing to check in with our boots on the ground.
01:28:18.000 They're sending in footage.
01:28:19.000 It's going to get crazier, isn't it?
01:28:20.000 But we also do have, as a safety, Thomas Finnegan in a little bit.
01:28:24.000 But first, let's go to CNN.
01:28:26.000 We'll see what happens, and if it's a repeat of what we saw last night.
01:28:29.000 Oh, thanks, CNN.
01:28:30.000 Well, what happened last night?
01:28:31.000 You said mostly peaceful.
01:28:33.000 You said mostly peaceful.
01:28:35.000 Do we have to clip Brian Gay, Brian Stelter, because they were saying mostly peaceful.
01:28:39.000 It's somewhere.
01:28:40.000 Clip.
01:28:41.000 Okay, clip Brian Gay.
01:28:43.000 Son of a bitch!
01:28:48.000 You know, you're really lucky.
01:28:51.000 You're really lucky that I'm your boss and I find In Support Nation very funny.
01:28:56.000 I do actually have the clips.
01:28:59.000 On one level, protests are always about images, about spectacle.
01:29:02.000 You might even say it's about theater.
01:29:05.000 And we are seeing that play out in LA.
01:29:07.000 I think it's valuable to have that perspective as we see some of these pictures, especially as we zoom in.
01:29:12.000 And we recognize that the unrest is isolated, is not overtaking the entire city of LA.
01:29:18.000 LA is home to millions of people, most of whom are having a normal day here on Sunday.
01:29:22.000 Large group of people.
01:29:23.000 It could turn very volatile if you move law enforcement in there in the wrong way and turn what is just a bunch of people having fun watching cars burn into a massive confrontation and altercation between officers and demonstrators.
01:29:39.000 Think about that argument!
01:29:41.000 Look, sure, there are some cars burning, but most aren't!
01:29:45.000 If I give you a hoagie, and I say, it's 99.9% hoagie, the.1% is cyanide.
01:29:56.000 Are you eating the hoagie?
01:29:58.000 Are you eating the hoagie?
01:30:07.000 That's enough for people to be concerned, right?
01:30:09.000 If someone says, hey, here's a bottle of pills to get over that infection, Gerald.
01:30:14.000 Thank you.
01:30:15.000 But one of them is a poison pill.
01:30:18.000 And I'm not going to tell you which one.
01:30:19.000 Do you take any of the pills?
01:30:21.000 Because that's the risk you run driving down any street in Los Angeles.
01:30:25.000 Depends on how high the pill gets me.
01:30:27.000 Well...
01:30:31.000 One of them is the ultimate high.
01:30:34.000 Because it's death.
01:30:35.000 So we have a clip.
01:30:36.000 I don't know if these guys have it yet, but there's a New York clip about things getting a little, From our guys.
01:30:43.000 From our guys on the ground.
01:30:44.000 From our guys on the ground.
01:30:45.000 this is kind of the situation right now is that everything has started out relatively peaceful you obviously have some people yelling doing some stuff that's not super crazy but in We're starting to see people.
01:31:01.000 I don't have this clip yet for you.
01:31:03.000 I've got it in the channel.
01:31:05.000 Sorry, I forgot.
01:31:06.000 What clip?
01:31:06.000 Why did you get, you just looked like you were about to You looked like your pants were about to split.
01:31:12.000 I had to fart!
01:31:15.000 When I start drinking beer, I have to fart!
01:31:17.000 Our new sponsor, Colon Cleanse, when you have to fart.
01:31:21.000 I'm sorry.
01:31:22.000 They're cutting it right now.
01:31:23.000 I thought, for some reason, I thought this was the channel.
01:31:25.000 We have a clip that we skipped, Gerald.
01:31:27.000 Did we?
01:31:27.000 It looks like from Los Angeles.
01:31:28.000 Okay.
01:31:29.000 Yelling about class warfare.
01:31:30.000 Okay, cool.
01:31:31.000 All right.
01:31:31.000 Here we go.
01:31:32.000 Our clip.
01:31:33.000 Yeah, our clip.
01:31:35.000 You guys didn't have a bed sleeping.
01:31:37.000 You slept on cot.
01:31:38.000 You had Costco pizza.
01:31:39.000 That's what the government thinks of you.
01:31:41.000 Costco pizza is awesome, it's pretty good, yeah.
01:31:45.000 It doesn't matter, these people are deployed to protect the society.
01:31:52.000 I agree, I'm thankful for that, yeah.
01:31:55.000 Mask, drink.
01:31:58.000 Mask, drink.
01:31:59.000 That's the class war we're talking about, dude.
01:32:01.000 You're not with them.
01:32:02.000 You're with us.
01:32:02.000 If I had to guess...
01:32:04.000 Dude, if I had a choice between Motel 6 and a floor...
01:32:10.000 No, because I kind of know what your vibe is.
01:32:12.000 Well, you have a vibe too, so you can ask me a question.
01:32:15.000 My vibe's the same as everybody else here.
01:32:16.000 Yours is the one that's different.
01:32:18.000 So you're good.
01:32:19.000 You're the vibe that's different.
01:32:20.000 Get out of here.
01:32:20.000 The non-freak vibe.
01:32:22.000 That's a weird way to go about it.
01:32:24.000 Explain to me what you believe.
01:32:26.000 I'm sorry that they're making you do this.
01:32:28.000 I'm here for the conversation.
01:32:29.000 What do you believe?
01:32:30.000 Well, I don't like the communist talking points, so I'm generally against communists.
01:32:34.000 Well, a class war.
01:32:36.000 I didn't say class, I said class solidarity.
01:32:38.000 Well, where does class solidarity come from?
01:32:40.000 Class solidarity comes from the fact that you shouldn't, by peaceful means, you shouldn't be doing things that...
01:32:48.000 Class solidarity is the idea that you shouldn't be doing things violently or non-violently that trades against your own financial well-being, right?
01:32:59.000 But that's a Marxian idea.
01:33:01.000 Okay, and there's nothing wrong with that.
01:33:03.000 I know you learned from Charlie and all the f***ing guys.
01:33:06.000 Do you want to talk?
01:33:07.000 Trust me, I did not learn from Charlie.
01:33:09.000 Charlie sucks.
01:33:10.000 The big thing is that these dudes right here are closer to an immigrant than they are to Donald Trump.
01:33:18.000 Well, a lot of them probably are immigrants.
01:33:21.000 Oh, thanks for killing it there.
01:33:23.000 Charlie.
01:33:23.000 Good job.
01:33:24.000 Charlie Kirk does not suck.
01:33:25.000 Well, no, he's got to maintain his cover.
01:33:26.000 No, I get it.
01:33:27.000 He has to maintain his cover.
01:33:27.000 Yes.
01:33:28.000 Yes.
01:33:30.000 Lane is more upset that Change My Mind was taken verbatim and changed to prove me wrong than I am.
01:33:35.000 Right.
01:33:35.000 I'm like, whatever.
01:33:36.000 I mean, Dennis Owens literally did a Change My Mind.
01:33:39.000 It's like, people are going to copy.
01:33:41.000 And she changed no one's minds.
01:33:41.000 I'm excited for the clip to come in where they go, people like, you probably learn all your stuff from people like Steven Crowder.
01:33:47.000 And he goes, Steven Crowder sucks.
01:33:48.000 Oh, good, good, good, good, good.
01:33:50.000 I hope there's a rooster crowing three times.
01:33:52.000 So I do now have the clip of kind of New York and tensions kind of rising again.
01:33:58.000 Okay.
01:33:58.000 And guys, you gave me the wrong...
01:34:02.000 What did you get?
01:34:03.000 It's just the wrong one.
01:34:04.000 We have some of the ones that you and I like.
01:34:06.000 Well, then I want one of those, too, because this wine sucks, and I picked it.
01:34:08.000 I know, and it's about to get wild and woolly, everybody.
01:34:12.000 I'll also take another one, please.
01:34:15.000 Yeah, I think we either have the...
01:34:17.000 I don't want there to be a shortage.
01:34:19.000 You know, the M1 or the F1, but the M...
01:34:24.000 Yeah, guys, get it.
01:34:25.000 They just came in, they're just like, she like threw the beer at me with a warm handle.
01:34:28.000 Oh, stop it.
01:34:31.000 You and your prostate talk.
01:34:36.000 We have a funny, we have a quick from our buddy, Benny the Jet, a quick ditty about the Ice Riots, a quick song.
01:34:44.000 Let's do that, and then we'll see the clip.
01:34:46.000 All right, I got it.
01:34:47.000 All right, there it is.
01:34:48.000 Go.
01:34:48.000 Go.
01:35:18.000 All of these ice rites.
01:35:22.000 Oh, shit.
01:35:23.000 Yay!
01:35:43.000 beleza Oh
01:36:13.000 I bet you thought that was the Wolfman, Caitlin Collins.
01:36:15.000 It was actually that.
01:36:16.000 We have our own Wolfman.
01:36:20.000 I'm not going to lie to you.
01:36:21.000 I was checking on some clips that were coming in that I missed that clip that we were just running.
01:36:25.000 Just give me a recap.
01:36:27.000 Because there's a lot of moving parts right now.
01:36:28.000 We have people in Austin.
01:36:29.000 We have people in New York.
01:36:30.000 We have people in Los Angeles.
01:36:31.000 And we have people sending in packages in Atlanta and D.C. So it's a lot to operate.
01:36:36.000 But we also do have our safety.
01:36:38.000 And let me know when we have them.
01:36:40.000 We can't press about that.
01:36:40.000 Yeah.
01:36:41.000 We do have Mr. Finnegan.
01:36:44.000 Let me know when he is ready for me to go to him.
01:36:47.000 Yeah, I think he's trying to call him.
01:36:49.000 We could run a stinger and he should be called in by then.
01:36:52.000 Okay, alright.
01:36:52.000 So this is our safety.
01:36:53.000 Again, he's not one of our on the ground exclusively tonight.
01:36:57.000 Mug Club Undercover, which is supported by you.
01:36:59.000 But, you know, Finnegan is on retainer.
01:37:01.000 And so we do have...
01:37:06.000 It's like a milkmaid.
01:37:09.000 Let's go quickly to Finnegan.
01:37:11.000 Finnegan.
01:37:20.000 Alright.
01:37:21.000 Finnegan, what are you seeing out there?
01:37:24.000 Still calling in, right?
01:37:26.000 Yeah.
01:37:27.000 Wait, what?
01:37:28.000 What the?
01:37:30.000 What are you doing here?
01:37:34.000 What are you doing here?
01:37:35.000 The riots are out there.
01:37:37.000 We were supposed to send you out to...
01:37:38.000 You can't smoke in here.
01:37:43.000 Yes!
01:37:44.000 Okay.
01:37:45.000 I want you to go there.
01:37:50.000 Now?
01:37:51.000 No, tomorrow, Egghead!
01:37:53.000 Yes!
01:37:53.000 Now!
01:37:54.000 Go ahead!
01:37:56.000 Now!
01:37:59.000 I guess, Stinger?
01:38:01.000 Okay.
01:38:02.000 Jeez.
01:38:10.000 I should have known by the smell of Benson and Hedges.
01:38:13.000 I don't even know they've made those anymore.
01:38:18.000 I don't think they do.
01:38:20.000 I think he stocked up like JFK did with the Petite Upmans right before the Cuban embargo.
01:38:26.000 Although, I don't know how he knew to stock up on Benson and Hedgens.
01:38:29.000 Maybe he had an inside tip on when they were going under.
01:38:33.000 I think he said we had a new clip coming in, or if not, we can go to someone live here right now.
01:38:38.000 Yeah, so Lane is actually on the move right now.
01:38:41.000 We can go to him live in a minute.
01:38:41.000 I'm trying to set up a live link with New York here in just a minute just to see what's going on there.
01:38:46.000 Austin seems like it's one of the Least active right now.
01:38:49.000 That's because they know what happens.
01:38:51.000 Of cops starting to make arrests in New York City right now that we have footage of the first arrest.
01:38:56.000 So they're cutting that right now.
01:38:57.000 So guys, if you can give me the clip of them being arrested.
01:39:00.000 Which is the clip of the, by the way, of the horses?
01:39:04.000 The guys on horses.
01:39:07.000 That's probably New York or Where did they have that?
01:39:11.000 LA.
01:39:11.000 It was definitely LA that had all the horses.
01:39:13.000 It was definitely LA?
01:39:14.000 Yeah.
01:39:14.000 I know Austin.
01:39:15.000 They rocked the horses, dude.
01:39:16.000 Can someone let me know, guys, where that clip was?
01:39:19.000 Because I just want to show it.
01:39:20.000 I think that was in part of a montage that was in one of our big...
01:39:25.000 But I'll tell you what.
01:39:26.000 At first, I thought, I don't get...
01:39:30.000 By the way, bring up CNN.
01:39:31.000 They do.
01:39:31.000 They have a lower patience threshold than we do.
01:39:34.000 But then I thought, that's why they keep horses.
01:39:37.000 That's why it's great.
01:39:38.000 Yeah, but they should turn them all to Arabian horses.
01:39:40.000 Just stomping every protester in a style.
01:39:43.000 So there was a clip, and maybe you guys, Mission Control, if you can send this in to us.
01:39:47.000 There was a clip of a guy, and I told him, I said, listen, they're going to try to use this, like the horses, and I'll admit that these horses were going a little feisty with the protester that was on the ground.
01:39:57.000 My smile can only go so wide.
01:40:00.000 But listen, listen, listen.
01:40:01.000 When you take into account that the horses were probably acting on their own accord because you just tried to firebomb them, you see like a line of fire explode in the background, and then you see this, and everybody's isolated the clip where it's just the protester.
01:40:13.000 being apprehended on the ground.
01:40:15.000 So do we have the full clip?
01:40:16.000 I'm gonna ask them to send that in to us right now.
01:40:18.000 Yeah, the full clip.
01:40:19.000 You know what, though?
01:40:35.000 You know what, though, Stephen?
01:40:36.000 What?
01:40:37.000 All cops are bad.
01:40:39.000 Even the horse ones.
01:40:40.000 That's true.
01:40:40.000 That makes sense.
01:40:41.000 Even the horse cops?
01:40:42.000 Especially the dog cops.
01:40:43.000 Yes.
01:40:44.000 Yes.
01:40:45.000 Well, come on.
01:40:45.000 Not all dogs go to heaven.
01:40:46.000 Cop dogs go to hell.
01:40:48.000 That's true.
01:40:48.000 So we're waiting on the clip that Gerald requested.
01:40:50.000 They did send in two horse clips, including the fireworks clip, but one of them is a horseback officer hitting a protester.
01:40:57.000 That's pretty entertaining.
01:40:59.000 Oh, okay.
01:40:59.000 I hope it's Arabian.
01:41:01.000 Arabian officer?
01:41:02.000 Yes.
01:41:03.000 Okay.
01:41:03.000 Oh, you can't!
01:41:06.000 So they're firing off fireworks?
01:41:14.000 That one guy came over to hit him with the stick.
01:41:17.000 There you go.
01:41:17.000 Get him.
01:41:18.000 Nice.
01:41:19.000 Nice.
01:41:20.000 It's a lady, dude!
01:41:21.000 Yeah, hit her harder.
01:41:22.000 No, it's a lady hitting!
01:41:23.000 Yeah, it's a lady hitting.
01:41:24.000 No, the dude just has a ponytail.
01:41:26.000 Oh, come on, just please, stomp him!
01:41:29.000 Arabian Nights!
01:41:31.000 Go back to your homes!
01:41:34.000 I love it.
01:41:35.000 You just want them to be stomped in style, huh?
01:41:37.000 And then here's the clip.
01:41:39.000 MS-13, I've ruptured your spleen!
01:41:43.000 And that's how it goes!
01:41:46.000 Put all female cops on horseback.
01:41:48.000 Yes.
01:41:50.000 Absolutely.
01:41:50.000 Put them on female horses, too, because if they're like female dogs, the female horses, they get more jumpy.
01:41:55.000 I pissed off my mother-in-law yesterday, by the way.
01:41:57.000 I picked her from the airport.
01:41:57.000 We're on the way home.
01:41:58.000 We're almost home.
01:41:59.000 There's a big car accident.
01:42:01.000 And I was like, oh, should I?
01:42:03.000 It happened right before I got there.
01:42:04.000 I was like, should I get out?
01:42:06.000 There's a couple cars in my eye.
01:42:06.000 Should I get out and help?
01:42:07.000 I don't know if I should.
01:42:08.000 And then I see a cop car.
01:42:09.000 I go, oh, the cops are here.
01:42:10.000 And I pull by and there's a lady.
01:42:11.000 And I go, oh, but it's a lady.
01:42:13.000 So maybe.
01:42:14.000 And she goes, so what?
01:42:16.000 And I go, so maybe she needs help?
01:42:18.000 Yeah.
01:42:19.000 I'd rather you not be sexist and leave her to die.
01:42:24.000 So I've got the full video of also the horses.
01:42:27.000 You can see the fire, and then you see the horses kind of be like, you're the one that did that, aren't you?
01:42:32.000 Is it not that same clip?
01:42:33.000 No.
01:42:33.000 Oh, it's a different one?
01:42:34.000 You know what?
01:42:34.000 There's more than one.
01:42:35.000 But do I get to see someone stomped?
01:42:37.000 A little bit.
01:42:38.000 Okay.
01:42:38.000 A little bit.
01:42:39.000 So long as I can see the Budweiser Clydesdale just put its foot in a protester's eye.
01:42:43.000 Put that on a Super Bowl commercial.
01:42:45.000 Yes, exactly.
01:42:46.000 All right, so let's see it.
01:42:48.000 You have to hit your volume.
01:42:49.000 So there's the fire line that this guy throws out.
01:42:51.000 Yeah, okay, all right.
01:42:52.000 So I'm fine with shooting them now.
01:42:53.000 Freaked out a bunch of the horses here.
01:42:54.000 So everybody starts this clip later.
01:42:56.000 They don't start right here.
01:42:57.000 There's a horse jumping over the fire right there, and there's the person who said it.
01:43:01.000 I guess that they're going after, and then right there.
01:43:04.000 Okay, so that's what you see, and everybody's just focused on this.
01:43:07.000 This is another Rodney King!
01:43:09.000 Hold on, the horses are there.
01:43:10.000 Like, you tried to kill us!
01:43:12.000 I don't know if horses can talk.
01:43:14.000 And then a firework goes off and scares the hell out of the horses.
01:43:18.000 Oh, yeah!
01:43:19.000 Oh, that's an accident!
01:43:20.000 Come on!
01:43:22.000 Hold on.
01:43:23.000 No, yeah.
01:43:23.000 It keeps happening.
01:43:26.000 Please.
01:43:26.000 You prick.
01:43:27.000 Please.
01:43:27.000 And there's more hitting.
01:43:28.000 They keep lining them up.
01:43:29.000 They just, hold on, you're not done yet.
01:43:32.000 Good.
01:43:33.000 That one skirts around me.
01:43:34.000 You made it sound like it was horrifying.
01:43:36.000 I did not.
01:43:37.000 I thought it was Christmas, in fact.
01:43:39.000 Yeah, but you made it sound like that's a little rough, you cocktees.
01:43:42.000 I was hoping that somebody, I was hoping that somebody You're launching off rockets?
01:43:50.000 I don't care if it's a bottle rocket or a real rocket.
01:43:53.000 Near horses?
01:43:54.000 I was hoping to see someone get back kicked in through a window.
01:43:57.000 Yeah, those horses were incredibly restrained.
01:44:00.000 I thought they did a funny job.
01:44:01.000 How is it another Rodney King scenario?
01:44:03.000 I didn't even know that the guy was black.
01:44:04.000 The horses were black.
01:44:05.000 That's a claim that Gerald's been making.
01:44:07.000 He's been making this claim that they're abusing this guy.
01:44:09.000 No, no, no, no, no.
01:44:10.000 That's not what I said.
01:44:10.000 That's what the protesters are saying right now.
01:44:12.000 They're trying to make this out.
01:44:13.000 Hold on.
01:44:13.000 Wait.
01:44:14.000 Right now on CNN, they're saying growing protests in NYC against ice raids.
01:44:18.000 And we do have our boots on the ground right there.
01:44:19.000 So we might need to go to a break so I can check in with them.
01:44:22.000 But let's see what they're saying on CNN with Mr. Gay Face.
01:44:24.000 Where there was a standoff between the police and the protesters.
01:44:28.000 And then the white shirts that you see behind me came in to de-escalate and told the officers to move back.
01:44:41.000 Why would you move back?
01:44:42.000 Yes, the officers who are in the wrong.
01:44:45.000 It says, fuck you, fascists.
01:44:50.000 And you backed off?
01:44:51.000 Keep us updated with what you're seeing there.
01:44:59.000 Please, you've picked my curiosity, my friend.
01:45:03.000 We have a clip of a NYC arrest.
01:45:05.000 Oh, is this from our guys?
01:45:06.000 This is our exclusive?
01:45:08.000 Okay, New York City arrest.
01:45:09.000 Please, please make it more than the horse light.
01:45:12.000 That was a spanking.
01:45:13.000 That was role-playing.
01:45:14.000 Yeah.
01:45:15.000 Hopefully it's better.
01:45:18.000 Mask off!
01:45:21.000 Goodbye.
01:45:24.000 Guys...
01:45:32.000 Yeah, and this...
01:45:36.000 Did you see that?
01:45:37.000 Okay.
01:45:38.000 When people talk about, why don't they handle this appropriately?
01:45:41.000 They didn't need to be excessive.
01:45:42.000 You saw people gently carrying a person down the street.
01:45:46.000 They didn't even take his mask off to be arrested.
01:45:49.000 And people were swearing and yelling verbal epithets at them that they are fascists.
01:45:53.000 These people don't want laws enforced, period.
01:45:55.000 It doesn't matter what you do.
01:45:57.000 So whenever someone goes, and this was excessive force, and by the way, of course that does happen sometimes, you go, yeah, but you yelled fucking fascist pig when they were gently carrying someone who had committed a crime.
01:46:08.000 Gently carried him so he could be processed.
01:46:11.000 Do you guys understand what's, like, they don't believe in rule of law.
01:46:15.000 They don't believe that, and by they, I mean the left, And the Gavin Newsom's and the Hochul's of the world.
01:46:23.000 They don't believe in borders.
01:46:25.000 They don't believe that people should ever be deported.
01:46:28.000 They don't believe in consequences for crimes.
01:46:30.000 You see that with catch and release.
01:46:31.000 You see that with no cash bail.
01:46:33.000 And they don't believe that rule of law should be enforced.
01:46:36.000 So in other words, we don't need to get to, like I said, anchor babies.
01:46:39.000 You don't believe we can deport violent felons who are in our prisons.
01:46:41.000 Criminals.
01:46:42.000 We don't need to get to excessive force.
01:46:44.000 You don't believe that the cops have the right to gently arrest someone who likely just committed arson.
01:46:51.000 So I'm not going to listen to you.
01:46:54.000 You're a child.
01:46:55.000 We don't need to listen to these people anymore.
01:46:58.000 I don't care.
01:47:01.000 Yeah, but you don't believe that we should enforce any law at this point.
01:47:05.000 These are the kind of people that vote.
01:47:07.000 To enforce a purge and then be the first to die.
01:47:10.000 Yes, exactly.
01:47:11.000 He has, like, the kid who wore the anarchist shirt from Hot Topic.
01:47:13.000 It's like, do you have any idea how fast you would be a sex slave to, like, any guy?
01:47:18.000 Like, average.
01:47:19.000 I don't even mean like a Brock Lesnar thing.
01:47:21.000 You'd be a hand puppet to like...
01:47:28.000 I'm pretty sure I think, it'd be like to, Like, Fred Michael Higgins.
01:47:33.000 Billy's got two sex slaves.
01:47:35.000 Yeah.
01:47:35.000 Yeah, he does.
01:47:36.000 So, Lane said he has something for us if we want to go live to him in Los Angeles.
01:47:39.000 All right, let's go live to Lane the Brain in Los Angeles.
01:47:42.000 Do we have standards for Lane?
01:47:43.000 No, we don't.
01:47:43.000 I have one.
01:47:44.000 Oh, there you go.
01:47:45.000 Hurry.
01:47:45.000 I know.
01:47:51.000 All right.
01:47:52.000 Mr. Lane the Brain clearly looking very conservative because you're looking trim and you're looking as tan as a ginger can, so you stick out like a sore thumb.
01:48:00.000 Yeah, I'm not in coverage very well here, but we left the federal building just a few minutes ago to come up here because the LAPD told us that right up at that intersection there are bottles and firecrackers being thrown at cops.
01:48:12.000 And I don't know if you can see, but you can hear the choppers overhead.
01:48:15.000 It's getting pretty It's not here.
01:48:18.000 The thing that we're hearing a lot, I think you'll like to see it in the Maraza a lot Yeah, so that's yeah, that's the new call out here and we had a couple but everything everybody has signs like you can see over here About Trump being a fascist or about the government being fascist and we asked them Why not compare him to other dictators like Popeye or other dictators like Mao Zedong?
01:48:38.000 Okay, and your screen just went dark.
01:48:55.000 Can you ask them right now?
01:48:57.000 Right there, those people?
01:48:58.000 Yeah, ask them.
01:48:59.000 Because they have fascists?
01:49:01.000 Yeah.
01:49:03.000 They're backing away like he's a ghost.
01:49:05.000 Wait, that's the midriff girl.
01:49:08.000 No, it could be.
01:49:09.000 I don't know.
01:49:09.000 I don't know.
01:49:10.000 What does your sign mean to fascism?
01:49:13.000 Like, what is the fascist policy that we're arguing against?
01:49:17.000 Well, I'm just curious to know what...
01:49:23.000 Okay, I mean, yeah, I...
01:49:32.000 And just repeat what they're saying back to us, because we can't hear them, so she doesn't want to talk to you?
01:49:37.000 Yeah, they said they don't want to talk.
01:49:38.000 They just don't want to talk.
01:49:38.000 Why are they there?
01:49:40.000 Oh, okay.
01:49:41.000 Well, um, okay, all right.
01:49:43.000 But we're going to try to get up here and see what's going on, because it's a lot more exciting.
01:49:48.000 I don't want to use the word exciting, but, you know.
01:49:49.000 La raza, la raza.
01:49:50.000 Hey, but what?
01:49:54.000 What is she yelling?
01:49:55.000 What is she yelling?
01:49:58.000 Oh, here we got it.
01:49:58.000 No one is illegal on indigenous land.
01:50:01.000 Yeah.
01:50:02.000 Ask her what la raza means.
01:50:04.000 See what she explains.
01:50:06.000 Man, what is la raza?
01:50:11.000 What does la raza mean?
01:50:13.000 Yeah.
01:50:16.000 Like, no race, right?
01:50:18.000 Which race?
01:50:21.000 Which race of people?
01:50:22.000 Like the Spanish race or the indigenous race?
01:50:29.000 Could it be the white race?
01:50:30.000 What about the European?
01:50:33.000 But that's like a lot of Mexico, right?
01:50:36.000 Like, yeah, it is actually all of them.
01:50:39.000 Yep, but most of northern Mexico would have been the conquistadors.
01:50:41.000 Ask her if she thinks that shouting the race is lit.
01:50:50.000 I'm very curious.
01:50:52.000 Do you think that's a racist thing to say about race?
01:50:54.000 Like if you're excluding other Okay.
01:51:01.000 I would think so, but, you know, here we are.
01:51:03.000 Oh, okay.
01:51:03.000 Ask her if...
01:51:17.000 Which people?
01:51:18.000 Can I be the La Raza?
01:51:22.000 I would love to be.
01:51:23.000 I would love to be the La Raza.
01:51:24.000 And then I can stay.
01:51:26.000 Trans-Hispanic.
01:51:29.000 Mexican people that will stand for their shit.
01:51:33.000 Stand up and fight for whatever.
01:51:35.000 Tell her California was only a part of Mexico for 27 years.
01:51:38.000 This is about humanity.
01:51:40.000 This is about humanity.
01:51:42.000 What's being done is wrong.
01:51:43.000 Okay, all the presidents do it, but the way he's doing it Obama did it like three times more.
01:51:48.000 Yeah, but did you not just hear what I said?
01:51:52.000 The way he's doing it is fucking wrong.
01:51:54.000 It's inhumane.
01:51:56.000 How should he do it?
01:51:58.000 Ask her how he should do it.
01:52:00.000 How would you do it if you were there?
01:52:05.000 Whatever keeps you from eating.
01:52:06.000 Unlocked cars, snatching people up, taking them, you guys can sit here and make your faces like January Sixers?
01:52:16.000 Should we deport anybody?
01:52:22.000 Nobody?
01:52:23.000 No, you said anybody.
01:52:25.000 Anybody that's here illegally.
01:52:26.000 No, let me tell you what, it was a 1996 criminal practice Can you get closer to her?
01:52:36.000 You can get deported if you steal a CD.
01:52:41.000 You can get deported for almost anything now.
01:52:46.000 They asked the wrong questions.
01:52:49.000 What questions should I ask?
01:52:50.000 They asked the wrong question.
01:52:51.000 Which question?
01:52:52.000 You guys asked the wrong question.
01:52:53.000 Did anybody get deported?
01:52:54.000 Do you think so?
01:52:55.000 Listen, listen, listen.
01:52:57.000 Bottom line, why we're out here in Twitter, After it, there should be a weight requirement.
01:53:01.000 That's the bottom line, okay?
01:53:03.000 You guys asked the wrong question.
01:53:05.000 The bottom line is 270.
01:53:06.000 It's not my rule.
01:53:07.000 Okay, how would you do it?
01:53:08.000 Just by attractiveness.
01:53:09.000 So, like, if you're good-looking, then you can come in.
01:53:11.000 That's probably how I would do it.
01:53:11.000 But I know that's not going to work.
01:53:15.000 Then I think we'd probably be in a better position.
01:53:17.000 Eugenics, I'm not the one saying La Raza.
01:53:21.000 It sounds like La Raza.
01:53:26.000 It's the science of breeding.
01:53:27.000 No, I don't want to breed them.
01:53:29.000 Ugly people can go other places.
01:53:30.000 He wants to breed.
01:53:31.000 Lane's been black.
01:53:35.000 You can be beautiful Argentinian or beautiful Chilean or beautiful Korean.
01:53:40.000 People that are colonized by Europeans, brother.
01:53:42.000 Yeah, Mexico.
01:53:43.000 No, we're talking about Argentina, Chile, the Philippines.
01:53:47.000 I didn't actually stutter.
01:53:52.000 I do know what eugenics is.
01:53:54.000 I'm not saying we should breed out.
01:53:56.000 What's your question?
01:53:59.000 What's your question?
01:54:00.000 I just told you.
01:54:03.000 Correct.
01:54:05.000 Okay, now scale it down and say, okay, how about this?
01:54:09.000 Anyone who entered illegally has to leave.
01:54:11.000 See what she says.
01:54:12.000 Fine, fine.
01:54:15.000 People who have all genetics.
01:54:18.000 Okay, I changed my mind.
01:54:20.000 If ugly people came legally, they can stay tuned.
01:54:22.000 Shut the fuck out!
01:54:24.000 I think I'd be okay.
01:54:25.000 Exactly.
01:54:26.000 Be careful, be careful.
01:54:32.000 You ain't got a war crisis.
01:54:34.000 Oh, this is from Colombia?
01:54:35.000 You ain't got a war crisis.
01:54:37.000 No, you haven't.
01:54:39.000 What was she painting in Coke?
01:54:45.000 A January 6th?
01:54:46.000 What are you talking about?
01:54:48.000 Tell her she's January 6th stoned.
01:54:53.000 Yeah!
01:54:56.000 But they're good looking to be fair.
01:54:57.000 Yeah, you're wearing six right here.
01:54:59.000 They must not look like you.
01:55:01.000 Hey, hey.
01:55:04.000 This seems like the wrong corner.
01:55:08.000 Why don't you take that mask off?
01:55:12.000 It's probably because you're not a very good looking dude.
01:55:15.000 We're going to get out of here.
01:55:17.000 Alright, yeah.
01:55:18.000 Move, Lane.
01:55:19.000 Don't let him sneak up.
01:55:21.000 Yeah, there's Alimony Rob Dyrdek.
01:55:24.000 I can't hear you.
01:55:26.000 No, I wasn't.
01:55:27.000 But it feels like I'm sort of the one being like that.
01:55:32.000 Wait, I thought you could be wherever you wanted to be.
01:55:34.000 Why don't you tell him to leave the area?
01:55:37.000 Because he looks like you!
01:55:38.000 Because he looks like you!
01:55:40.000 I don't think that's true.
01:55:42.000 Just like you told my community to leave the area.
01:55:46.000 This is our fucking land!
01:55:48.000 You're on top of land!
01:55:51.000 Don't fucking shake your head at me!
01:55:53.000 We can't hear him.
01:55:54.000 I wish we had a microphone that we could...
01:55:56.000 He's trying to sunlight.
01:55:59.000 He's supposed to be in Los Angeles.
01:56:00.000 Right.
01:56:03.000 Oh my God, I have my team of friends.
01:56:04.000 Exactly.
01:56:05.000 Wait, that guy's telling you to be calm?
01:56:09.000 Say, weren't you the ones screaming, take off your fucking masks?
01:56:12.000 Say something that's horny.
01:56:13.000 Aren't you just screaming at the corners of the cold owners?
01:56:16.000 Like yelling at them?
01:56:17.000 Say something that means something.
01:56:18.000 That was not really calm.
01:56:19.000 See, I'm sorry.
01:56:20.000 I didn't say nothing about airtime.
01:56:23.000 I'm talking about airtime.
01:56:25.000 It's like, what the fuck?
01:56:26.000 Excuse me.
01:56:27.000 I can ask the proper freedom of the shit.
01:56:30.000 I do have a right to be here, actually.
01:56:32.000 You do have a right.
01:56:32.000 Just like that.
01:56:34.000 We have a right.
01:56:35.000 Correct.
01:56:35.000 Just like that.
01:56:36.000 Exactly.
01:56:39.000 Oh, good point.
01:56:46.000 Say because I support ICE.
01:56:50.000 Because I support enforcing immigration laws in America.
01:56:54.000 I promise you're not platforming you.
01:57:00.000 That's so funny!
01:57:03.000 I happen to have a different opinion, and I think enforcing immigration laws is a good thing, and so I think that argument should be heard as well.
01:57:10.000 I believe in due process.
01:57:15.000 What is the due process that they would be doing?
01:57:19.000 He doesn't know.
01:57:22.000 But what does that mean?
01:57:28.000 What does that mean?
01:57:29.000 I'm not going to sit here and fucking dance your fucking platform if you want to put you for it.
01:57:34.000 But I'm just telling you, you're a fucking asshole for coming in here.
01:57:38.000 But we're here trying to defend small people.
01:57:41.000 We're a small democracy.
01:57:43.000 He says he has a small D. There we go.
01:57:54.000 Listen, Gavin Newsom doesn't want Gavin Newsom is in charge of the fucking national government.
01:57:59.000 Well, it's all article 10 and unbelievable authoritarian escalation.
01:58:04.000 This Trump fascist fucking regime, Tom Homan, these fucking Stephen.
01:58:09.000 Ask him what you do with 20 million in four years.
01:58:12.000 Shut the fuck up.
01:58:13.000 You asked me.
01:58:14.000 You asked me.
01:58:15.000 What the fuck?
01:58:17.000 Why am I getting in your face?
01:58:18.000 Why do I think you're the fly in the way?
01:58:20.000 Right Because we are here For a righteous fucking reason Tell him he's not been very calm You're trying to hear The fucking like Just get attention Shit Alright And you think you're fucking Like You think you're safe Because you know we're fucking It's a fucking lie Your fucking guy Trump Out there on Fox They fucking Use us as a wallpaper One fucking car burning Exactly And they try to act like Tell them a hundred million dollars in damages.
01:58:49.000 There's been 700 arrests Right now you fucking are looking like an enemy.
01:59:02.000 Why don't you get the fuck out of these people's face?
01:59:06.000 Tell him when he calms down you'll leave.
01:59:08.000 Tell him when he calms down and acts like an American.
01:59:11.000 Get the fuck across.
01:59:12.000 We can just talk.
01:59:19.000 Nobody wants to talk to you.
01:59:21.000 Fuck you.
01:59:23.000 This guy's not gonna do it.
01:59:25.000 Lane, do what you want, but this guy's not gonna do anything.
01:59:27.000 He's a little bitch.
01:59:28.000 But I know, you're surrounded by a mob, so tell him just to, you know, be polite and you'll leave.
01:59:37.000 Tell him there's like millions of people watching him.
01:59:43.000 Is that the fat girl saying "cook your teeth"?
01:59:51.000 Did that fat bitch just make fun of your teeth?
01:59:55.000 Tell her that much greater to eat your ass with, my dear.
01:59:59.000 No, this happens a lot, actually, because it's very easy to...
02:00:06.000 This happens to us every single day.
02:00:07.000 I love you.
02:00:10.000 Why?
02:00:10.000 Because you look like Hispanic Wednesday Addams?
02:00:17.000 My argument is I think that immigration law should be enforced equally regardless of race, regardless of nationality.
02:00:24.000 I don't think it's sustainable to elect 20 million people that are here illegally today.
02:00:28.000 Do you think some of the immigration laws should be reformed?
02:00:31.000 Yeah, I think it should be.
02:00:32.000 I think the immigration system in general should be reformed.
02:00:35.000 I think people that want to come here illegally should have a much easier time doing that.
02:00:39.000 I understand.
02:00:40.000 He's so mad he's going to ignore that guy.
02:00:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:00:50.000 You know what I'm saying?
02:00:56.000 I understand.
02:00:58.000 All right.
02:00:59.000 Shake his hand.
02:01:00.000 Say thanks, brother.
02:01:01.000 Thank you, brother.
02:01:02.000 I do appreciate that.
02:01:03.000 Be safe.
02:01:05.000 All right, Len, get to safety.
02:01:08.000 We'll check back in with you in a little bit.
02:01:09.000 I appreciate it, sir.
02:01:12.000 Don't let the fat bitches get you down.
02:01:14.000 We'll check back in with you.
02:01:16.000 That dude is unhinged.
02:01:17.000 Don't you let me say, dude, you gotta be fucking calm.
02:01:20.000 Yeah, and I was like, fucking calm down, motherfucking fascist fuck!
02:01:24.000 I'm here to protest fascists and you're looking like a fascist.
02:01:29.000 Yeah.
02:01:29.000 No.
02:01:32.000 I couldn't pick him from a rooftop full of faggots.
02:01:34.000 You know what?
02:01:34.000 He did a good job.
02:01:35.000 That's a tense situation.
02:01:36.000 I know it is.
02:01:37.000 I know it is.
02:01:38.000 I would say this, though.
02:01:39.000 He just went off with, like, only good-looking people.
02:01:42.000 I was like, oh, shit.
02:01:44.000 Because you wouldn't get it.
02:01:45.000 I was like, you don't do that right away.
02:01:47.000 You do it once they are no longer reasonable.
02:01:51.000 But just so you know...
02:01:57.000 That angry guy?
02:01:58.000 That's a guy who's not allowed to see his kid without a moderator.
02:02:00.000 I know.
02:02:01.000 He probably has an ankle monitor on, right?
02:02:04.000 Yeah.
02:02:05.000 This is what they do.
02:02:07.000 They go, hey, we were peaceful.
02:02:09.000 That guy thinks he was being peaceful.
02:02:11.000 He would swear under oath.
02:02:13.000 Guarantee you, that man would swear under oath that Lane was the aggressor.
02:02:17.000 Do you guys understand that?
02:02:18.000 This is who you're dealing with?
02:02:19.000 He would swear under oath and he would get everyone there.
02:02:22.000 If not for videographic evidence, that's why they swat away cameras.
02:02:25.000 Every person there would swear under oath, under penalty of perjury, that Lane was aggressive and they were peaceful.
02:02:31.000 Now multiply that by millions of people across cities.
02:02:35.000 That's how you end up with $2 billion in damages.
02:02:37.000 Not one inch.
02:02:38.000 I don't think there should be one inch given to any of these people.
02:02:42.000 All they do is lie and they accuse you of doing exactly that which it is they're doing.
02:02:48.000 That's all they do.
02:02:49.000 They go, you're not being peaceful.
02:02:50.000 Really?
02:02:51.000 You're not fucking being peaceful!
02:02:54.000 Okay.
02:02:56.000 The hair-raising situation.
02:02:57.000 All right, so we're going to go to New York here in just a minute.
02:02:59.000 We've got somebody that's kind of...
02:03:03.000 They're going to have the camera so you can see what's going on around them.
02:03:07.000 They'll be able to talk to us a little bit, but it won't be anything where it's like, we're going to be able to do this.
02:03:11.000 So this person's name is Rex.
02:03:13.000 They're calling in.
02:03:13.000 They're kind of amongst the enemy to a degree.
02:03:15.000 Well, give us two minutes.
02:03:16.000 Let's take a quick break.
02:03:17.000 We're going to take a quick break because right now I just need to check in with our crews, make sure everybody's safe because things are going to start picking up right now.
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02:03:32.000 Is the first thing the pedophile bit?
02:03:35.000 Yes, it is.
02:03:36.000 Okay, so by the way, just as a lead-in, because some people missed the show yesterday, Elon Musk apologized, said I regret what I said.
02:03:44.000 I guess some of them went too far.
02:03:46.000 We're going to come back here, but here's my perspective.
02:03:48.000 You don't get to just say, yeah, okay, I guess I went too far.
02:03:51.000 When you accuse someone of being a child sex offender to the entire world.
02:03:57.000 So two-minute break here, and here's a quick analogy so you kind of...
02:04:02.000 We'll be right back.
02:04:18.000 Hey, there's no more Dr. Pepper in the fridge!
02:04:21.000 Does anyone know when we're gonna get another delivery?
02:04:23.000 We're not gonna get another delivery.
02:04:25.000 Noodles cut the budget for soft drinks.
02:04:27.000 Oh yeah?
02:04:28.000 Noodles cut the...
02:04:32.000 Wait, what?
02:04:33.000 Yeah, you, you sick bastard.
02:04:35.000 Everyone knows you're a kid diddler.
02:04:36.000 Don't try to deny it now.
02:04:39.000 No.
02:04:40.000 Josh, what the f***?
02:04:42.000 Oh, yeah, I know it.
02:04:44.000 What's going on here?
02:04:46.000 Oh, just warning the whole office that Matt here is a child molester.
02:04:50.000 Yeah, molester Matt.
02:04:51.000 That's what they call him.
02:04:53.000 You know why?
02:04:53.000 Because he likes children and he tries to have sex with them.
02:04:57.000 Come on, guys.
02:04:57.000 What's your kids?
02:04:58.000 Always with the kids.
02:04:59.000 All you should see is browser history.
02:05:01.000 disgusting.
02:05:01.000 This guy is a Hey, Matt.
02:05:10.000 Remember earlier with the whole Dr. Pepper thing?
02:05:13.000 Well, I found some in the studio fridge, and I just wanted to say that I'm sorry.
02:05:19.000 I shouldn't have acted that way, and I'm embarrassed, so I'm sorry about the things I said to you.
02:05:25.000 You told everyone I'm a pedophile.
02:05:28.000 Yeah, but, you know, I'm sorry.
02:05:32.000 They were at least gonna delete the ex-post about it.
02:05:35.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.
02:05:37.000 It's got like 12,000 likes.
02:05:38.000 It's doing really well.
02:05:39.000 But, yeah, again, sorry, dude.
02:05:41.000 Now, this just in, the Fed has dropped interest rates.
02:05:55.000 Now, hang on.
02:05:56.000 Let me make sure I'm getting this right.
02:05:58.000 Yep.
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02:06:10.000 Hold on, there's more coming in.
02:06:11.000 Bear with me, folks.
02:06:12.000 This is news to me as well.
02:06:14.000 The Roach Motel, they called.
02:06:15.000 Pipe down!
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02:06:23.000 She took my dog, too.
02:06:27.000 The kids were talking to her.
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02:10:07.000 Not today!
02:10:08.000 You're not setting your best.
02:10:10.000 I'm going to send you right back.
02:10:13.000 Looking over that.
02:10:14.000 Well, let's keep building this wall.
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02:10:17.000 My wall, frankly, shoots fire.
02:10:20.000 You see?
02:10:21.000 And you're going to pay for it.
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02:10:54.000 We have live, I guess we should say sleeper cells in Los Angeles, New York, Austin, and we do have footage coming in from D.C. and Atlanta.
02:11:02.000 We're hearing that things are picking up right now, so anything can happen.
02:11:04.000 and it's live.
02:11:08.000 Well, and it's really interesting because in D.C. right now, there's virtually nothing happening, and it's like the city is on lockdown.
02:11:14.000 I'm like, oh, so you can secure a city.
02:11:17.000 Turns out a strong presence beforehand is a deterrent.
02:11:20.000 And also a governor who says, yeah, I'm calling up the National Guard.
02:11:23.000 They're on standby.
02:11:24.000 Don't screw around, like in Texas.
02:11:26.000 We actually have some footage in Austin of what your life could be like if you didn't have a pansy for a governor.
02:11:33.000 Okay, let's see.
02:11:34.000 This is Austin.
02:11:35.000 All right.
02:11:36.000 Austin.
02:11:36.000 Didn't mean to catch up.
02:11:37.000 Don't worry.
02:11:40.000 Be happy.
02:11:42.000 Don't worry.
02:11:43.000 Be happy now.
02:11:47.000 Look at him go.
02:11:48.000 I mean, those guys are out of control!
02:11:51.000 As opposed to what we have going on in New York City right now.
02:11:56.000 From our own people.
02:12:00.000 Yeah, I can already tell you it's gonna get bad in New York.
02:12:20.000 New York's gonna suck here in a little bit.
02:12:22.000 New York is gonna get bad tonight.
02:12:24.000 I don't even know what that is.
02:12:25.000 That's a police helicopter.
02:12:27.000 Is it a drone?
02:12:27.000 Oh, maybe it's a drone, yeah.
02:12:29.000 Is China doing this again?
02:12:31.000 Is that the Joker flying in against the parade?
02:12:35.000 I think it might be.
02:12:36.000 So we're going to go to, in just a minute, as soon as I have them, I'll let you know.
02:12:40.000 I think Josh got inspired, or who am I talking?
02:12:42.000 It's for the raza, Holmes.
02:12:44.000 Oh, okay.
02:12:46.000 Everything I do is for the raza.
02:12:48.000 Wait, you forgot your tattoos?
02:12:51.000 Okay, I get it.
02:12:53.000 I get it.
02:12:54.000 Sounds a little racist.
02:12:55.000 No.
02:12:56.000 No?
02:12:57.000 Who's the Raza?
02:12:58.000 I'm talking about, you know, the struggle, fool.
02:13:01.000 Okay.
02:13:02.000 And my people, and this was our land, and I forgot what else they told me to say.
02:13:08.000 Hey, what do you think about this black mayor over here?
02:13:11.000 Ah, she's gone.
02:13:12.000 It's another black chick.
02:13:14.000 Good for her.
02:13:14.000 They have their own word for that, by the way.
02:13:16.000 Was that outburst?
02:13:17.000 Blix?
02:13:18.000 No, no.
02:13:19.000 Mexican people, they have their own word.
02:13:20.000 Sorry, sorry, sorry.
02:13:21.000 There was a miscommunication.
02:13:22.000 What's their own word?
02:13:23.000 I don't know if I'm allowed to say it.
02:13:25.000 It's not exactly the end.
02:13:28.000 I've never heard this.
02:13:29.000 It's a very, very bad.
02:13:31.000 It's a slur.
02:13:32.000 Oh, no.
02:13:32.000 It's for sure a slur in...
02:13:37.000 Yeah, it's their own thing.
02:13:38.000 Yeah.
02:13:39.000 It's just like, I think penis is penne, but I think in Mexico they say pito.
02:13:44.000 Verga?
02:13:46.000 If you ever hear someone say, chupa mi verga, don't chupa his verga.
02:13:51.000 Well, I'll tell you what, though.
02:13:53.000 With me, what happens with mi verga stays in mi verga.
02:13:58.000 Mi verga is verde, and I don't know what's wrong.
02:14:01.000 Mi verga es su verga.
02:14:03.000 Is this something that I should say to the missus, or no?
02:14:06.000 Yes.
02:14:07.000 She.
02:14:09.000 Say it to the missus.
02:14:11.000 Earlier, I was juxtaposing that was a pretty tame clip.
02:14:14.000 Things are obviously...
02:14:18.000 So a different clip in New York versus Austin.
02:14:21.000 Alright.
02:14:22.000 This is what.
02:14:41.000 Yes, those officers are behaving so disgustingly.
02:14:45.000 By the way, the ladies, these officers are like, yeah, whatever.
02:14:48.000 Speaking of disgusting, mask, drink.
02:14:50.000 Yes, mask, drink.
02:14:52.000 By the way, by the way, you know what happened when I see this?
02:14:55.000 I go, you know what, maybe those officers at Kent State had a point.
02:15:00.000 Grab the drinking game rules.
02:15:03.000 You drink any time the word peaceful is used.
02:15:04.000 Any time there's a confirmed fire, any time someone's wearing a mask, someone blames Trump, tear gas is used, they show someone crying, or finish your drink if law enforcement has a thug life moment or lane is turned into MS-13's squeaky toys.
02:15:15.000 We were pretty close.
02:15:16.000 We were pretty close.
02:15:17.000 Some of these things haven't happened yet.
02:15:19.000 I'm hoping for some tear gas.
02:15:21.000 I mean, I don't hope for it.
02:15:22.000 Yes, you do.
02:15:23.000 But I'm thirsty.
02:15:24.000 Just wishing, and praying, and hoping, and guessing, and coughing, and wishing, and crying, and dying, and horse stomping, and after you do, you'll have no spleen.
02:15:41.000 If it takes.
02:15:43.000 Dude, I love the horseback cops, okay?
02:15:45.000 I can't wait'til they figure out how to ride the cop.
02:15:50.000 Bull ride.
02:15:51.000 I want bull riding cops.
02:15:52.000 I love the horseback cops and I'm even more looking forward to their bareback cellmate.
02:15:58.000 I hope they get raped in prison, Gerald.
02:16:02.000 They have a condom budget.
02:16:03.000 I get it.
02:16:04.000 I always said I didn't get it.
02:16:05.000 I get how rape in prison is a power move now.
02:16:07.000 I would enforce it.
02:16:09.000 I'd have someone else like a minion and I'd be like, he's going to do the thing.
02:16:11.000 How do you make him your minion?
02:16:12.000 You've got to rape him first.
02:16:13.000 No, I would lure him.
02:16:16.000 Oh.
02:16:16.000 I'd romance him.
02:16:17.000 You're fascinating to talk to.
02:16:19.000 I would romance my minion, and he would be the sexual dynamo.
02:16:24.000 Right.
02:16:25.000 Yeah.
02:16:25.000 It'd be a little good cop, rapey cop.
02:16:27.000 Is that what you'd call him?
02:16:28.000 Sex dino?
02:16:29.000 Yeah.
02:16:29.000 It'd be, yeah.
02:16:30.000 It'd be good cop, rape cop.
02:16:32.000 Let's see what this real housewife of New Jersey is saying on CNN.
02:16:38.000 Violent criminals.
02:16:40.000 Let me finish.
02:16:42.000 We're seeing people come out all over the country.
02:16:45.000 We saw a group of, frankly, Trump folks.
02:16:48.000 When a waitress in Minnesota, who's part of the community, been there for 15 years, be taken in by ICE, and the community said, wait a second, she's not a violent criminal.
02:17:00.000 Don't care.
02:17:00.000 How is that Trump?
02:17:01.000 But that's what he said.
02:17:03.000 He told us one thing.
02:17:04.000 She just blamed Trump, and she just said that Trump's people are violent criminals.
02:17:08.000 Did you guys see that?
02:17:09.000 That means drink.
02:17:10.000 Ah, the fake bake's gone to her brain.
02:17:13.000 They're throwing rocks at police officers because Congress hasn't done their job.
02:17:20.000 She looks like if Molly Shannon were doing an ad for plastic surgery, like a health spa.
02:17:25.000 She looks like she uses just for men.
02:17:29.000 So if you want to, really quickly, we do have Rex in New York City.
02:17:34.000 Just his live camera?
02:17:36.000 His live camera.
02:17:36.000 I think he's on it, actually.
02:17:37.000 Alright, okay.
02:17:38.000 Is he still there?
02:17:39.000 Do we have a stinger for him?
02:17:40.000 No, let's go.
02:17:41.000 Let's go live to Rex in New York, where it sucks.
02:17:45.000 Yeah, it sucks.
02:17:46.000 How's it going, Steven?
02:17:47.000 Oh, he's got a mask!
02:17:49.000 But in your case, it actually makes sense because you're doing investigative journalism.
02:17:52.000 How are you doing, Rex?
02:17:53.000 What does New York look like?
02:17:55.000 We just saw some footage that you sent in, and it looks like it's getting a little bit spicy.
02:18:01.000 Yeah, I mean, a lot of the crowd is kind of dying down.
02:18:04.000 The police are building up for us.
02:18:08.000 But yeah, the crowd back here is what's pretty much left.
02:18:11.000 A lot of people went home.
02:18:13.000 People went home?
02:18:14.000 Now, is there any kind of a curfew being enforced, or did they just sort of box them in and push them back?
02:18:20.000 Okay.
02:18:25.000 Now, were you there last night for what was going on in New York?
02:18:28.000 Because I believe there were like 86 arrests or something like that.
02:18:31.000 Were you there, or did you just get there today?
02:18:33.000 I just got there today, actually.
02:18:35.000 Okay.
02:18:35.000 So it sounds like maybe New York is being a little less tolerant because they see what's going on in L.A. Do you know if the crowd has moved to other streets?
02:18:42.000 Because I know you guys have been kind of centrally located.
02:18:43.000 Oh, it looks like they're talking about it on CNN.
02:18:45.000 Do you know where they're headed?
02:18:47.000 They've been heading back to this location here and Foley Park right here.
02:18:52.000 We're at Dwayne Street and what was it?
02:18:57.000 Broadway.
02:18:58.000 Alright, yeah.
02:18:59.000 It's surprising that you had to think about the most famous street in New York ever.
02:19:04.000 Like, what's that street in New York?
02:19:07.000 Broadway?
02:19:08.000 No, no, no.
02:19:08.000 The other famous one that everyone knows.
02:19:11.000 They're all breaking out into songs.
02:19:13.000 Off something or other.
02:19:14.000 I can't.
02:19:15.000 Well, alright.
02:19:15.000 Well, we appreciate you doing the Lord's work, Rex.
02:19:17.000 And keep us posted because I'm willing to bet that that's not the end of it tonight.
02:19:21.000 All right, stay safe.
02:19:23.000 We're going to go to CNN right now.
02:19:25.000 Trump's handling of ellipses among registered voters.
02:19:29.000 Approved deportation 40%, disapproved 56%.
02:19:33.000 Oh, they're still, they're quoting the one Quinnipiac poll.
02:19:35.000 Yeah, of course.
02:19:36.000 Quinnipiac poll.
02:19:37.000 And guys, Mission Control, I don't know if you went into the crosstabs or showed the bias of Quinnipiac's history.
02:19:42.000 But again, we have YouGov polls, we have Enten polls.
02:19:46.000 Like, it just goes to show you, they take one.
02:19:48.000 They did the same thing with Donald Trump's approval rating.
02:19:50.000 They take one poll and try and make you think that that's the whole picture.
02:19:54.000 It's not.
02:19:55.000 The overwhelming majority of Americans support dealing with the immigration problem.
02:20:00.000 The overwhelming percentage of Americans support deporting.
02:20:04.000 This is what they're doing.
02:20:05.000 This is like the Nazis, right?
02:20:06.000 When they would go out, and I'm not comparing...
02:20:11.000 They would blare across, you know, you have already lost.
02:20:13.000 You will die tonight.
02:20:15.000 Your friends have surrendered.
02:20:16.000 So why will you fight on?
02:20:18.000 Don't lose your life for nothing.
02:20:20.000 That's what they're doing.
02:20:21.000 Most people believe that the 20 million from the last four years should stay.
02:20:26.000 Most people have no problem with $450 billion a year of your tax dollars.
02:20:32.000 You should give up.
02:20:34.000 And let me tell you this.
02:20:35.000 Before we get to violence, Before we get to arson, what they did to Lane is enough.
02:20:42.000 That's not allowed in America.
02:20:45.000 You're not allowed to scream at someone and threaten them and silence them because they disagree with you.
02:20:50.000 Fuck you.
02:20:52.000 Okay?
02:20:53.000 It's our country, not your country.
02:20:55.000 What do I mean?
02:20:56.000 People who scream La Raza and wave Mexican flags.
02:20:59.000 And Venezuelan flags.
02:21:01.000 Well, facts.
02:21:02.000 Wave them.
02:21:03.000 It's the country of the people.
02:21:05.000 You can't wave a Venezuelan flag and then violently protest being sent back to Venezuela.
02:21:11.000 Well, that's pretty Venezuelan of them.
02:21:13.000 Yeah, yeah.
02:21:14.000 But everything is America's fault.
02:21:16.000 See, this is how they justify it.
02:21:17.000 They go, well, if the United States didn't screw up the rest of the world.
02:21:20.000 And we just heard them also say, it was a great point that you made, Josh.
02:21:23.000 Yeah, the most violent, the worst immigrants were the ones who came in 1492.
02:21:28.000 Oh, the Spanish.
02:21:29.000 So, like, they just...
02:21:33.000 And that extends to you, the American worker, the taxpayer.
02:21:35.000 Bad.
02:21:36.000 Non-contributing criminals.
02:21:38.000 And they dodge all accountability.
02:21:40.000 These people, we had Lane on them, they're denying that he got them in a circle.
02:21:45.000 They deny that they're European descendants.
02:21:48.000 I know.
02:21:49.000 I know.
02:21:50.000 What do you mean you're not European descendants?
02:21:52.000 I know.
02:21:53.000 It's in your name, Mex?
02:21:55.000 Yeah.
02:21:57.000 By the way, you do realize, and take off the color bars, you do realize that the natives farmed people.
02:22:05.000 Now, let me explain that to you.
02:22:06.000 Because I know you're thinking, you don't mean they had farms of human beings.
02:22:11.000 Yes, I do.
02:22:13.000 Yes, I do.
02:22:14.000 You do realize the Aztecs had human being farms.
02:22:17.000 No, no, I'm not talking about farmed salmon.
02:22:19.000 I'm not talking about factory farms with beef.
02:22:22.000 Picture that and far worse.
02:22:24.000 Children being bred.
02:22:26.000 By the way, hostily, being bred, and then as soon as they pop out in the era of age, determining whether they are going to be a sex slave, a working slave, a mining slave, or a human sacrifice.
02:22:39.000 So, if they're not talking about Mexico, which again is a Spanish colony, I guess they're talking about the natives.
02:22:45.000 And the only reason the natives were overtaken by the Spanish with 500 or so conquistadors is because they were so cruel.
02:22:52.000 And so sadistic that all of the other people pretty much of the continent said, we'll take our chances with anybody else.
02:23:00.000 That's the legacy of Mexico, just so you know.
02:23:03.000 Not only that, but before Mexico was Mexico and it was New Spain, before that it was the natives, right?
02:23:09.000 And then Spain came in.
02:23:11.000 they started this practice called, I might be getting the word wrong, but I think it's encamiendo.
02:23:15.000 The encamiendo was, It does sound sexy.
02:23:19.000 Depends on what you're into, but I think I'm saying the right way.
02:23:21.000 Maybe somebody can correct me, but the incamiendo was when New Spain and then later Mexico used Native Americans as slave labor.
02:23:31.000 Still a little sexy.
02:23:34.000 I'm just saying.
02:23:35.000 You know, you have a few suede and sinew ties.
02:23:40.000 Like role-playing slaves?
02:23:41.000 Yeah, a little role-playing.
02:23:42.000 Yeah, that sounds fun.
02:23:43.000 A little sexy Pocahontas.
02:23:44.000 Nice.
02:23:46.000 Yeah.
02:23:47.000 Encomienda.
02:23:48.000 Encomienda, not dough.
02:23:49.000 Sorry.
02:23:49.000 I think it was both.
02:23:50.000 I saw both.
02:23:51.000 Okay.
02:23:52.000 The truth is the slavery that you protest, and by the way, I protest too, just to be clear.
02:23:56.000 Yes.
02:23:56.000 I don't want to be like a bandwagon.
02:23:58.000 I don't want to jump on the bandwagon, but I'm anti-slavery.
02:24:01.000 But the slavery that you protest that happened in the United States, that's the least cruel form of slavery historically.
02:24:06.000 Do you guys get that?
02:24:07.000 It's wrong.
02:24:09.000 It's not anywhere near human farming.
02:24:13.000 Human farming.
02:24:16.000 Like the Matrix.
02:24:17.000 Yep.
02:24:17.000 Pretty much.
02:24:18.000 Pretty much.
02:24:18.000 Without the ignorance is bliss part.
02:24:20.000 Yeah.
02:24:21.000 You're not ignorant and you're not blissful at all.
02:24:22.000 And without the technology.
02:24:24.000 Yeah, well, that too.
02:24:24.000 And without the cool leather jackets.
02:24:26.000 No, that wasn't the cool leather jackets.
02:24:28.000 So cool, dude.
02:24:29.000 I know.
02:24:29.000 That was the one thing with all those cool shootings.
02:24:30.000 I was like, damn, why do they have to wear these leather jackets?
02:24:32.000 Oh, they all look so damn cool.
02:24:34.000 And they wear the same glasses.
02:24:36.000 I know.
02:24:36.000 It's like, oh, I hate this guy.
02:24:37.000 He shouldn't.
02:24:38.000 I can't believe that he massacred all his innocent.
02:24:39.000 But you know what?
02:24:40.000 He's pretty cool.
02:24:41.000 You know what, though?
02:24:42.000 None of those school shooters had those moves.
02:24:44.000 No, they didn't.
02:24:45.000 No, no, they got shot pretty quickly by the authorities.
02:24:49.000 Good.
02:24:49.000 Yeah.
02:24:51.000 It turned weird.
02:24:54.000 It's not weird to us.
02:24:55.000 It turned about exactly how we thought it would turn.
02:24:57.000 I thought it was going to turn out to be a commentary on their entire time.
02:25:00.000 We knew tonight was going to be a long stream with a lot of nothing and then flashpoints.
02:25:04.000 Yes, of course.
02:25:05.000 So just, you know, maybe midway between Flashpoint and nothing is that Quinnipiac was basically the worst, most inaccurate pollster in the 2020 U.S. President's world.
02:25:15.000 And that's according to Nate, well, 538 I guess isn't still Nate Silver, but they're still left-leaning.
02:25:20.000 CNN can't miss, dude.
02:25:22.000 They're wrong about everything.
02:25:24.000 And here's the thing.
02:25:25.000 It doesn't matter, guys.
02:25:26.000 As long as you make your voices heard as loudly as possible and just be unashamed in your views, guess what?
02:25:33.000 They're attempts at isolating you.
02:25:35.000 Making you feel as though you're out, you've been left out in the cold.
02:25:39.000 It's not going to work.
02:25:41.000 And that one guy you heard, that one guy you heard talk to Lane, who was very nice, by the way, and Lane matched his intensity, Hispanic man, Latino man, that's the voice of most Americans, just to be clear.
02:25:56.000 But think of how awful the media is that they're carrying the water for all of the other people surrounding Lane.
02:26:05.000 And I thought it was really funny with Lane that they were basically like, yeah, this is our territory.
02:26:09.000 These guys can't tell us what to do.
02:26:11.000 And Lane's like, I was just kind of standing over here on my own and you guys started yelling and I was like, hey, what does this mean?
02:26:16.000 You have to leave our space.
02:26:18.000 I didn't invade your space.
02:26:19.000 You kind of invaded mine.
02:26:20.000 Yeah.
02:26:21.000 So, I don't understand.
02:26:22.000 And how do they know he shouldn't be there?
02:26:25.000 Because he looks different!
02:26:27.000 Hey!
02:26:28.000 La Raza!
02:26:30.000 He looks different, bro.
02:26:32.000 He looks in shape.
02:26:34.000 He looks like he works out and he's being calm and respectful.
02:26:39.000 He's different from us.
02:26:41.000 Let's make sure we threaten him and get rid of him in the name of peace.
02:26:45.000 And he's got nice teeth.
02:26:47.000 He's not one of us.
02:26:48.000 Yeah.
02:26:48.000 Well, according to that...
02:26:53.000 Yes.
02:26:54.000 He had crooked teeth.
02:26:55.000 Yes, Miss Fingerling Potato.
02:26:57.000 Yes.
02:26:58.000 I call it all Yukon Gold.
02:27:00.000 Yes, yes.
02:27:00.000 That's how she's known.
02:27:03.000 By the way, the number of troops deployed, for people who are wondering, it's about 700 Marines.
02:27:06.000 The National Guard, just to be at the ready, tool man, is 4,000.
02:27:09.000 And you may have forgotten, but Tim Walz, who has a history National Guard, but he decided not to pinch in.
02:27:16.000 There you go.
02:27:17.000 We didn't have a chance to get that in earlier.
02:27:19.000 Sergeant Major.
02:27:20.000 You know, he was really pissed off about the guys trying to hurt horses.
02:27:23.000 Yes, he was.
02:27:24.000 Yeah, he was conflicted.
02:27:25.000 He was like, on one hand...
02:27:28.000 And on the other hand, a horse's dick is in it.
02:27:31.000 Yeah, I know what to do.
02:27:32.000 That's my Penelope.
02:27:34.000 I love lawless protesters and illegals, but I also love horses.
02:27:38.000 Less National Guard, more horseback.
02:27:40.000 That's right.
02:27:41.000 He doesn't call it secretary.
02:27:43.000 He calls it my secret.
02:27:44.000 Secretariat.
02:27:45.000 Yes, he does.
02:27:46.000 It's not a secret.
02:27:48.000 We know about it.
02:27:48.000 Wait a minute.
02:27:49.000 You didn't say there'd be horses.
02:27:51.000 Secretariat.
02:27:52.000 National guard me up.
02:27:53.000 That's right.
02:27:54.000 Immunity for my man, semen for my horses.
02:27:59.000 It's semen from his horse.
02:28:01.000 I got the horses in my back.
02:28:05.000 I got the horse right here.
02:28:07.000 His dick is in my ear.
02:28:09.000 What?
02:28:13.000 Don't do that.
02:28:15.000 That probably makes the numbers go up for some reason on this stream.
02:28:18.000 I have no idea why.
02:28:20.000 40 horses.
02:28:21.000 40 horses.
02:28:28.000 Why does that sound like a horse?
02:28:29.000 He's saying, hung horses, come and take me home.
02:28:37.000 He likes having sex with horses, in case you were Tim Walls.
02:28:41.000 I don't think he actually, I mean, because they're pretty well hung.
02:28:45.000 So I don't think he actually does the deed.
02:28:47.000 I think he just enjoys the...
02:28:54.000 That was good.
02:28:57.000 That's one of those, you know, that's like a reading joke.
02:29:00.000 He showed up to the stable.
02:29:02.000 He said, don't worry, I'm Dr. Doomy.
02:29:06.000 I get it.
02:29:07.000 I get it.
02:29:13.000 All right.
02:29:14.000 Shows up to breed horses.
02:29:15.000 Don't worry, I brought my own.
02:29:16.000 Yes.
02:29:16.000 I'm just going to...
02:29:21.000 Always come prepared.
02:29:23.000 Bring your own hand, John.
02:29:25.000 I don't know why it's ripped horns.
02:29:28.000 His favorite whiskey is four horses.
02:29:31.000 If you can grab a wrench, you can grab a horse cock.
02:29:33.000 Daryl and I like the taste.
02:29:35.000 Stop.
02:29:35.000 Stop.
02:29:37.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
02:29:39.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
02:29:41.000 All right.
02:29:46.000 The world lost a gem and we lost Rip Torn.
02:29:48.000 It did.
02:29:50.000 Little adage, Rip Torn, I grew up in a really small town in Connecticut.
02:29:54.000 Rip Torn actually was like the town over.
02:29:57.000 He got so drunk one night that he broke into the town's bank and when the cops showed up, he started yelling at him to get out of his living room.
02:30:05.000 True story.
02:30:07.000 I could totally picture him because he was a veteran, right?
02:30:10.000 He'd be like, look, I support liberty.
02:30:12.000 I serve my country.
02:30:14.000 You show up in my godforsaken living room and you're gonna get a Colt 45 in your ass.
02:30:18.000 Sir, you're sitting on a pile of hundreds.
02:30:21.000 So it seems.
02:30:23.000 What, you don't have accounts made out of hundreds?
02:30:25.000 Well played, officer.
02:30:26.000 Take me in a paddy wagon.
02:30:28.000 You know, after his night with the horse, Tim Walls was ripped and torn.
02:30:35.000 I'm already torn.
02:30:37.000 This is how I feel.
02:30:40.000 That horse was really big.
02:30:41.000 I am cold and satisfied, naked on the floor.
02:30:50.000 Who's that other horse?
02:30:52.000 I'm hoping it's a guy.
02:31:00.000 Oh no, Kim Kardashian.
02:31:02.000 Tim Walsh has never met a horse he couldn't say nay to.
02:31:05.000 *laughter*
02:31:20.000 I laugh.
02:31:21.000 It's so hard my head is itching.
02:31:22.000 Does that ever happen?
02:31:23.000 I think it's the dust mic in the studio.
02:31:25.000 I think it's my lice.
02:31:26.000 I don't know.
02:31:29.000 Alright.
02:31:31.000 Let's see what they're doing on CNN here.
02:31:32.000 By the way, drinking game rules.
02:31:34.000 You drink anytime the word peaceful is used.
02:31:36.000 Anytime there's a confirmed fire.
02:31:37.000 Anytime there's someone wearing a mask.
02:31:39.000 Someone blames President Trump.
02:31:40.000 Tear gas is used.
02:31:41.000 They show someone crying.
02:31:42.000 And of course, finish your drink anytime Lane is turned into MS-13.
02:31:47.000 What is this ASMR?
02:31:51.000 He did flirt with that earlier.
02:31:52.000 Come on now, save some for the horses.
02:31:54.000 I felt bad.
02:31:55.000 I felt bad for him.
02:31:56.000 I was like, he doesn't want to leave because he's making a logical argument and he feels like he can reach these people.
02:32:01.000 He can't.
02:32:02.000 And then I was like, hey, they're getting a little out of control.
02:32:10.000 Yeah.
02:32:10.000 Like, don't turn your back to him.
02:32:12.000 Yeah.
02:32:12.000 I think I was fat for a meth head.
02:32:16.000 Here we go.
02:32:17.000 I love this.
02:32:18.000 Look at those pony.
02:32:18.000 And we're seeing...
02:32:22.000 We're seeing instances where the parents are being taken into custody by ICE and the child is being- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
02:32:29.000 Drink, blaming Trump.
02:32:29.000 Drink, blaming Trump.
02:32:30.000 By the way, guys, I need a refill.
02:32:31.000 Let's contact that child's caregiver.
02:32:32.000 Me too.
02:32:33.000 By the way, this is a different argument they were making two weeks ago and they're saying Trump is sending families away.
02:32:39.000 I know.
02:32:39.000 He's deporting children because the mom insisted on bringing the child even though the dad's an American and she can stay with the dad.
02:32:45.000 And I'm so conflicted because you're making such good points tonight, but I can't take you seriously with your mustache.
02:32:50.000 Why?
02:32:50.000 It's a cool mustache.
02:32:51.000 My dad told me.
02:32:52.000 He told me like a little while ago.
02:32:54.000 I feel like you should be like, it's me, a Mexican historian.
02:32:58.000 It's me.
02:33:00.000 Wow.
02:33:02.000 You know, hey, before there was Zapata.
02:33:04.000 Don't do it.
02:33:05.000 There was Santa Ana.
02:33:09.000 This one's for me.
02:33:11.000 All right.
02:33:12.000 All right.
02:33:13.000 How about the Afghan soldier who was just arrested, who Fuck you!
02:33:21.000 He also wasn't Afghan, he was a pashmina.
02:33:23.000 I didn't know that.
02:33:24.000 I think, Abel, I want you to Of course you can.
02:33:29.000 She's a dumb bitch.
02:33:33.000 This guy looks like Milton Berle got his teeth fixed.
02:33:37.000 By the way, Milton Berle, huge hog.
02:33:39.000 Abby Phillip had to change.
02:33:41.000 She knew what that girl was saying was bullshit.
02:33:44.000 She had to switch it off because she was like, oh no, that's not what happened.
02:33:48.000 It was an interpreter.
02:33:51.000 Who was armed to the teeth and shot at cops.
02:33:53.000 Yes.
02:33:53.000 Yeah, that's absolutely right.
02:33:54.000 People may have been in this country for decades.
02:34:01.000 We don't care.
02:34:02.000 We don't care when you care.
02:34:03.000 That's the gayest gunsling I've ever seen.
02:34:05.000 Are you kidding me?
02:34:05.000 What is that?
02:34:07.000 Looks like he's going midnight bowling.
02:34:10.000 I support him.
02:34:10.000 I support him, to be clear.
02:34:12.000 You'd be more intimidating with a pool noodle.
02:34:13.000 Excited and exalted.
02:34:16.000 I guess it's like they're going with the hot.
02:34:18.000 The one's the same color, too.
02:34:22.000 Well, just aim it at some Mexicans.
02:34:23.000 I think you missed them for correction.
02:34:26.000 Maybe that's like a warning.
02:34:27.000 Like, this is gas or something?
02:34:29.000 Like, what is it?
02:34:30.000 I wonder why it's so green.
02:34:31.000 JL just made a face like I went too far joking about Matt.
02:34:33.000 Did you?
02:34:33.000 No, I didn't hear that.
02:34:34.000 I was looking at something else.
02:34:35.000 Yeah?
02:34:36.000 What was it?
02:34:36.000 Tim Horses' home video?
02:34:38.000 Sorry, what did I say?
02:34:39.000 Tim Horses?
02:34:40.000 Tim Walls' home video with horses?
02:34:41.000 I think you said what you wanted to say, Stephen.
02:34:44.000 Thank you.
02:34:45.000 You just want to throw him off at a debate?
02:34:47.000 You just say, horses.
02:34:48.000 What?
02:34:49.000 Yeah.
02:34:50.000 It'd be like that pathological arousal.
02:34:53.000 He'd be like, hey, horses, horses, horses.
02:34:57.000 Stop!
02:34:58.000 I'm like, I'm never going to stop.
02:35:00.000 Just like those horses.
02:35:01.000 I gotta be sleepy.
02:35:05.000 Kentucky Derby.
02:35:06.000 Crap, c��p, c��p, c��p, c��p.
02:35:15.000 Production sent in.
02:35:16.000 That one girl on the panel looks like Molly Shannon.
02:35:19.000 That's what I just said!
02:35:20.000 She looks like Molly Shannon if she was doing an ad for a med spa that was low rent.
02:35:25.000 She looks like she's in Hogwarts.
02:35:28.000 Feels like she has hogs and warts.
02:35:32.000 What is it with barnyard animals today, bro?
02:35:34.000 And by the way, someone put the CNN guy next to Milton Berle, and you'll see what I mean.
02:35:38.000 It looks like Milton Berle with his teeth fixed.
02:35:40.000 By the way, Milton Berle, huge hog.
02:35:42.000 What?
02:35:44.000 Huge Swanson.
02:35:45.000 He's the ugliest man who ever lived, and a plagiarist, and the luckiest man in showbiz, but apparently that dude literally had to wear special clothing.
02:35:54.000 That's how it goes sometimes.
02:35:55.000 Special clothing?
02:35:56.000 You know, you win some, you lose some.
02:35:58.000 Jeez.
02:35:58.000 You ever see when Milton Berle was telling Richard Pryor, that was a famous thing, they were on some show, it might have, I don't know if it was a Mike Douglas show, but he was telling them what he shouldn't joke about, and he was telling them he shouldn't joke about abortion.
02:36:08.000 He goes, hey.
02:36:09.000 He goes, listen, kid.
02:36:12.000 You gotta pick your spots, kid.
02:36:14.000 And Richard Pryor just effectively, that's where you saw the changing of the guard.
02:36:18.000 Richard Pryor just went, okay, sweetheart.
02:36:21.000 Just like that, and everyone just erupted in laughter.
02:36:23.000 You're going to tell Richard Pryor how to be funny?
02:36:25.000 The man may be the funniest human being who ever lived.
02:36:28.000 Just naturally funny, Richard Pryor.
02:36:30.000 He's definitely up there.
02:36:31.000 Comedy, before all the wokeness, it's a meritocracy.
02:36:35.000 You probably have anywhere from 30 to 40% of the top comics of all time, both as far as critical reception and as far as mass appeal.
02:36:44.000 We're black.
02:36:46.000 No one ever complained.
02:36:47.000 No one's like, I think there's too many.
02:36:49.000 I don't like seeing Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy and Dave Chappelle and Chris Rock on this list.
02:36:55.000 Great.
02:36:56.000 And then, for some reason, the left decided we need to adjust the quotas for comedy.
02:37:00.000 And so it became about women and trans because they couldn't say black people are underrepresented.
02:37:04.000 And, by the way, no problem.
02:37:06.000 They should be overly represented because they come from a culture of busting balls, they come from a culture where You go to black church, you see it's very interactive.
02:37:16.000 It's a very verbal culture.
02:37:18.000 They value verbal acuity.
02:37:20.000 Black men are the most overrepresented group in comedy.
02:37:24.000 Yep.
02:37:25.000 And rightfully so.
02:37:26.000 By the numbers.
02:37:26.000 By the number of black people who exist in America and the number of comedians who are black men.
02:37:30.000 It's way over the ratio of anything else.
02:37:34.000 And no one is complaining.
02:37:35.000 No one complains.
02:37:37.000 Because they're funny.
02:37:37.000 Do you think there's anyone...
02:37:44.000 That doesn't include, of course, likely Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock.
02:37:49.000 One of the two.
02:37:50.000 Or Dave Chappelle.
02:37:51.000 Yeah.
02:37:52.000 Probably Red Fox as far as influence, as far as impact.
02:37:55.000 And then right now, I think the top was Kevin Hart.
02:37:57.000 Almost every black comedian, by the way, will tell you that Red Fox is on their list of inspirations.
02:38:03.000 And of course, Cosby before all the rape, but I don't even know if he did it.
02:38:06.000 So we'll come back to Miltonborough in a second, just really quickly, from our own sources in New York.
02:38:10.000 Apparently things aren't quite settling down as much as we thought.
02:38:13.000 Oh, really?
02:38:13.000 Do we have a clip?
02:38:14.000 Yes, we do.
02:38:15.000 Oh, boy!
02:38:18.000 I told you.
02:38:20.000 Is that a white shirt?
02:38:21.000 Yes.
02:38:26.000 Oh, yeah.
02:38:38.000 There's no place to go!
02:38:40.000 Home!
02:38:41.000 Take the L train.
02:38:44.000 Anywhere but here.
02:38:48.000 Oh, look at that big black cop there.
02:38:50.000 You see that big black cop there?
02:38:51.000 They gotta keep him in the second row.
02:38:53.000 They're like, hey, Goliath, we'll call you when we need you.
02:38:56.000 If they get past us, you gotta be the last line of defense.
02:39:01.000 He just came in, he's like, things are probably sick.
02:39:03.000 Fee-fi-fo-fum.
02:39:05.000 Like, no!
02:39:05.000 Not yet!
02:39:07.000 We told you don't say that!
02:39:09.000 What?
02:39:09.000 Huh?
02:39:10.000 Fee-fi-fo-fum.
02:39:12.000 This protest is done.
02:39:14.000 And the cops run.
02:39:16.000 I like the wordplay, but I thought you told me to say it.
02:39:19.000 We specifically said don't say that.
02:39:21.000 We talked about it in the truck.
02:39:23.000 You guys said I was going to say it.
02:39:25.000 No.
02:39:26.000 Should I still say I'll grind your bones to make my bread?
02:39:28.000 Shut the fuck up, big black man!
02:39:30.000 I say say it.
02:39:31.000 It's like a helmet taller.
02:39:33.000 Dude, that is a huge, Yeah.
02:39:38.000 That dude has gotten it all out of his system.
02:39:44.000 I bet you they wait.
02:39:45.000 They're like, okay, things are out of control.
02:39:47.000 Hey, hey, Jerome.
02:39:48.000 You gotta stand in front.
02:39:50.000 He stands in front of you and goes, okay, I found a place to go, actually.
02:39:55.000 Whatever.
02:39:56.000 Okay, maybe his name is Greg.
02:39:58.000 I don't know.
02:40:01.000 We're complimenting him.
02:40:02.000 We're complimenting him.
02:40:03.000 What, are you going to Jimmy the Greek us?
02:40:05.000 You're going to get us canceled because we're saying that's a big, intimidating black guy?
02:40:08.000 Well, and his job is being performed well.
02:40:11.000 Fine, fine.
02:40:12.000 His name is Jeffrey, spelled with a G. Yeah, exactly.
02:40:15.000 Coffee.
02:40:16.000 My point is...
02:40:22.000 I think I zagged on you.
02:40:23.000 You had no idea.
02:40:24.000 Can you not use the rubber bullets tonight, boss?
02:40:28.000 I get a little scared.
02:40:30.000 Tear gas sometimes.
02:40:32.000 They look like there's some muzzies in the crowd.
02:40:35.000 He just walks up carrying a mouse.
02:40:39.000 He's breathing out fleas.
02:40:43.000 And New Yorker's like, I've seen that before.
02:40:47.000 Look, you're not going to intimidate me with your fucking fleas.
02:40:51.000 This is my baton.
02:40:53.000 I call my baton Mr. Bojangles.
02:40:55.000 Mr. Jinkle.
02:40:58.000 I looked into his heart.
02:41:01.000 I saw a bad day.
02:41:03.000 There's no fear for mice, are there?
02:41:08.000 They just get him to squash every protester.
02:41:12.000 Are them protesters really gonna go to the mouse circus?
02:41:19.000 But you have to squash them first, Jerome.
02:41:23.000 They all go to the magic pancake.
02:41:25.000 Yeah.
02:41:26.000 Make sure you wet that sponge.
02:41:29.000 You want to tell me that that guy did the same deterrence from some woman who pulls you over?
02:41:35.000 I want him.
02:41:36.000 If you're a criminal on PCP, you see the woman, and what you do is you immediately go through a risk assessment in your mind.
02:41:42.000 You're like, yeah, I can do this.
02:41:43.000 You see him, you're like, yeah, what are you going to say, Cal?
02:41:45.000 Oh my God!
02:41:46.000 Yeah, if you're on PCP and you run into that cop, you're sober.
02:41:49.000 Yeah, exactly.
02:41:50.000 You know what?
02:41:51.000 I'm already enrolled in rehab.
02:41:53.000 I did it already.
02:41:54.000 My hands are behind my back.
02:41:55.000 I did it.
02:41:56.000 Yeah, I'll put the guts on, sir.
02:41:58.000 If you want me to, I mean, I just want to comply.
02:42:00.000 Yeah, absolutely.
02:42:01.000 Absolutely.
02:42:01.000 You want the biggest, scary...
02:42:05.000 He was like a featherweight.
02:42:07.000 So he was about 145, walked around about 150.
02:42:11.000 He was a black belt.
02:42:11.000 was really, really good.
02:42:13.000 And he was a bouncer at a bar downtown.
02:42:16.000 that was really-I love that.
02:42:20.000 No, but the problem is, it's not what you want for a bouncer.
02:42:21.000 Because you know what?
02:42:22.000 There was a fight every night.
02:42:23.000 Because you go up, you go, hey, you've had too much to drink, you have to get out.
02:42:26.000 They go, yeah, what are you going to do?
02:42:27.000 So he would actually have to fight.
02:42:29.000 Yeah.
02:42:29.000 Whereas the best bouncer is a big old guy who never has to fight.
02:42:32.000 When I was a bouncer, I was probably about 175 at a comedy club.
02:42:37.000 And the other guy, the other main guy was about the same, 175, Bo.
02:42:42.000 And we, every weekend.
02:42:45.000 We had a fight every weekend.
02:42:46.000 We were choking someone out on the sidewalk.
02:42:47.000 Every weekend, we're pushing someone through a door.
02:42:49.000 Every weekend, it's like, hey, I need your help over here.
02:42:51.000 Every weekend.
02:42:52.000 And then, we got a big black guy.
02:42:55.000 Oh, no.
02:42:57.000 How much was he?
02:42:58.000 How much was he?
02:43:00.000 What was it?
02:43:03.000 Was it like three bills?
02:43:04.000 The going rate was like $18 an hour, I think.
02:43:07.000 But they paid him more.
02:43:09.000 I tell you what, too.
02:43:10.000 That's right.
02:43:11.000 Tim Walls called him the Black Stallion.
02:43:13.000 I remember going back to the kitchen and being like, hey, do you guys need any help running food?
02:43:17.000 I have nothing to do.
02:43:21.000 We got Brian.
02:43:23.000 Brian's here.
02:43:23.000 And no more fights, right?
02:43:24.000 Nobody wants to fuck with us anymore.
02:43:25.000 No, of course not.
02:43:26.000 It's a deterrent.
02:43:27.000 That's what it is.
02:43:28.000 It's not the guy who's the most skilled.
02:43:30.000 It's the guy who scares people, who they think is the most skilled.
02:43:32.000 Because someone looks at them and makes the assessment and goes, alright, I'm done.
02:43:36.000 Something's gonna hurt.
02:43:37.000 Yeah.
02:43:37.000 Exactly.
02:43:38.000 I want to go back to the Milton Berle question.
02:43:40.000 Side by side?
02:43:43.000 Side by side, yeah.
02:43:44.000 Come on!
02:43:45.000 It's pretty good.
02:43:45.000 But also, Marilyn Monroe said he had the largest Schwanson in all of Hollywood and had the best sex ever with him.
02:43:53.000 And that's apparently...
02:43:58.000 Wait, look what came up!
02:44:00.000 Hey guys, don't leave me out of the mess.
02:44:03.000 I got a big one too.
02:44:05.000 My nose, I actually, Milton Berle's penis hit my nose.
02:44:11.000 That's why it's all messed up.
02:44:12.000 I don't understand why we just have to talk all night about penis.
02:44:15.000 Oh, my gosh.
02:44:22.000 It's one of those things.
02:44:23.000 Well, Austin is calm.
02:44:25.000 So Austin's calm.
02:44:26.000 New York is just kind of ho-high.
02:44:28.000 And honestly, look, I'm kind of glad that there's not anything going too, too crazy, though.
02:44:32.000 The night's young.
02:44:33.000 I'm not because I know it's going to happen once we stop the stream.
02:44:36.000 Well, that's true.
02:44:37.000 It's going to happen at 2 a.m.
02:44:38.000 That's what these people do.
02:44:39.000 Son of a gun.
02:44:40.000 They're waiting for us right now.
02:44:41.000 They're watching.
02:44:43.000 Where's Lane the Brain now?
02:44:44.000 Where's Ginger Snap?
02:44:44.000 So he said we could actually go to him in just a minute.
02:44:47.000 They're about to close everything for curfew and then he's either going to move on or, you know, kind of go into a different area and see what he can find.
02:44:54.000 Let's have him go find some crack.
02:44:56.000 Let's see if he can score some crack.
02:44:57.000 You know, I don't think so.
02:44:58.000 I just think that would be fun.
02:44:59.000 Yeah, let's make him do it.
02:44:59.000 It's hard to find in LA.
02:45:01.000 He's a white guy.
02:45:02.000 He's more of a powder guy.
02:45:03.000 So, I mean, crack is typically...
02:45:06.000 Yeah.
02:45:07.000 He could attract lightning in a field.
02:45:09.000 Powder.
02:45:11.000 You guys don't remember Powder?
02:45:14.000 It's like the same cover as Phenomenon, only it's a bald, Dr. Evil-looking bastard.
02:45:19.000 Someone bring up a Mission Control Powder so people don't think I'm crazy.
02:45:22.000 It was like Moby meets Phenomenon.
02:45:25.000 That's what I remember.
02:45:27.000 And they were like, that boy ain't right because he's bald and white and he's got superpowers.
02:45:32.000 And then they were like, nah, he saved the girl's life.
02:45:34.000 I guess he's alright.
02:45:35.000 Oh, that's right.
02:45:36.000 I do remember that.
02:45:37.000 Yeah.
02:45:37.000 Yeah, but it also has the Natural Born Killers thing, so I think people didn't know what kind of a movie.
02:45:41.000 It's like, am I going to see Phenomenon or Natural Born Killers?
02:45:44.000 Yeah.
02:45:44.000 Like, it's powder.
02:45:45.000 It's its own thing.
02:45:46.000 It's both.
02:45:55.000 Oh, maybe.
02:45:55.000 That's right.
02:45:56.000 We do have Finnegan as well.
02:45:59.000 He even freaking found his car at this point?
02:46:01.000 Well, hopefully, I mean, because there were some So, alright, you know what, Toolman, let's go check in.
02:46:08.000 Alright, let's check in.
02:46:09.000 Finnegan.
02:46:18.000 All right, Finnegan, seems things calm down, so what are you seeing?
02:46:26.000 Yeah.
02:46:27.000 Are you parked out back?
02:46:29.000 Yeah, I don't have change for tolls.
02:46:31.000 You don't need change.
02:46:32.000 You know what?
02:46:33.000 You're not going to understand this answer.
02:46:34.000 Just go get something to drink.
02:46:35.000 Let's do that.
02:46:36.000 Okay.
02:46:38.000 I'll get an Orange Julius.
02:46:41.000 You want one?
02:46:42.000 No, I don't.
02:46:43.000 Tim, cut it.
02:46:43.000 I'm disgusted.
02:46:44.000 terrible.
02:46:51.000 you And now we're back live to, by the way, Abby Phillips in the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
02:46:59.000 Do you love how that guy turned like he was surprised?
02:47:03.000 Who me?
02:47:07.000 Is that lame?
02:47:21.000 We've got LAPD, we've got Metro PD, we've got police officers on horseback, we've got the LA County Sheriff, and they appear to be doing something down there, but I don't know what it is because I can't see, frankly, where I'm standing here right now.
02:47:38.000 They're over there, and I'm stuck here.
02:47:41.000 Now, it seems like they're doing something over there, but they won't let me over there, so I'm standing here where nothing's happening.
02:47:46.000 Something is happening over there, but I don't know what.
02:47:49.000 And I can't see what's happening over there.
02:47:51.000 Even though I've got four eyes.
02:47:52.000 That's right.
02:47:53.000 So I'm just going to stand here in my hipster glasses and look.
02:47:55.000 Oh, wait!
02:47:56.000 Are you still there, Abbey?
02:47:58.000 I'd forgotten about you, see?
02:47:59.000 Oh, you're there!
02:48:01.000 Let me tell you about the other direction.
02:48:03.000 Yeah, that's right.
02:48:04.000 Sort of like sometimes when I look at Ireland, and then I look at Northern Ireland, and then I look back.
02:48:09.000 And say thank God for the IRA.
02:48:12.000 Thank Christ.
02:48:13.000 Started making arrests, more than 200 arrests.
02:48:20.000 We don't know the details.
02:48:22.000 Back to you.
02:48:22.000 But I'm willing to bet they committed something known as crimes.
02:48:28.000 Back to you.
02:48:28.000 I can't believe that wasn't a bit.
02:48:30.000 That wasn't comedy!
02:48:32.000 Abby, sometimes they're using handcuffs and sometimes they're using those little zip tie things that look like they're stronger than normal zip ties.
02:48:38.000 I don't know which is the case right now.
02:48:40.000 I don't mean like the twisty ties that you use to wrap up your trash bags or like I used to use in Northern Ireland with rabbit skins on my dink to make sure that she didn't get pregnant.
02:48:50.000 Because we have large families, we're Catholic, but I think there's a loophole with rabbit skins and a twisty tie.
02:48:56.000 They're using actual zip ties, likely on blackfellas.
02:49:00.000 Back to you, Abby.
02:49:01.000 You gotta double tie it sometimes.
02:49:02.000 That's right.
02:49:03.000 Right now we've seen the protests here in Los Angeles, but I don't know what's going on in San Francisco.
02:49:07.000 No idea.
02:49:08.000 I'm willing to bet there's a lot of shite.
02:49:11.000 And the streets.
02:49:13.000 The homeless poop in the streets, Abby.
02:49:15.000 Back to you.
02:49:18.000 Oh, you're still there.
02:49:20.000 Dude, I'm telling you, like, I've been doing...
02:49:24.000 It's all theater.
02:49:26.000 These people don't know it.
02:49:28.000 Election night proved it.
02:49:30.000 They don't know anything that you can't access yourself.
02:49:34.000 They want you to think that they need to be gatekeepers.
02:49:37.000 They don't.
02:49:37.000 And they're losing their mind that they are unnecessary.
02:49:41.000 have and but not a ton has gone on thus far tonight and by the way by the way it it Because surely someone else is capable of going out there and doing fucking nothing.
02:49:56.000 Yes.
02:49:57.000 Likely a black fella.
02:49:59.000 Yeah.
02:49:59.000 I'm sure of it.
02:50:00.000 Could be Mexican.
02:50:01.000 Okay, fine.
02:50:02.000 Don't put words in my mouth.
02:50:03.000 Better.
02:50:04.000 I guess they were me words.
02:50:08.000 Otherwise, that would be on the freaking soundboard for the rest of your life.
02:50:12.000 Well, it would, but see, the thing is I'm...
02:50:17.000 Whereas Gerald says things like, I'm gay, or I love cock.
02:50:22.000 In his own, normal, everyday Gerald Morgan voice.
02:50:26.000 Never said any of that.
02:50:28.000 He can't get enough of it!
02:50:29.000 Please play it!
02:50:30.000 I prefer sausage.
02:50:33.000 See, if I were to say that, I'd do like a pirate voice.
02:50:37.000 Or maybe I'd do like a voice of like a cartoon character.
02:50:41.000 But Gerald Morgan says it in his own natural voice.
02:50:46.000 It is my own fault.
02:50:48.000 I'm careful now.
02:50:51.000 Hey, how about you do me a favor?
02:50:53.000 We need new clips for the soundboard.
02:50:55.000 Describe to me what Tim Wells does with the horses in your own natural voice.
02:51:00.000 I will not do it.
02:51:02.000 No.
02:51:04.000 He helps his Uncle Jack off a horse.
02:51:07.000 Oh!
02:51:09.000 We can definitely put those together.
02:51:11.000 When you say it too, it's like you're lighting it up to be recorded.
02:51:16.000 There was a comma there.
02:51:17.000 Punctuation matters.
02:51:19.000 That's the only time I've seen one player both assist and scar on himself.
02:51:26.000 He'll make the 50-50 club of faggotry before the night is done.
02:51:31.000 We don't have anybody that can edit here.
02:51:33.000 No.
02:51:33.000 They don't do it themselves.
02:51:35.000 Speaking of, production was feeling feisty, so...
02:51:40.000 I thought I recognized him.
02:51:44.000 Alright, so I think we have a clip coming in from Lane.
02:51:46.000 Maybe there's some action kind of happening in LA.
02:51:49.000 He found another fat Mexican.
02:51:51.000 Yeah, well.
02:51:52.000 They're not hard to find.
02:51:54.000 I don't know if that's really a fine.
02:51:55.000 It's an entire nation of women shaped like bumblebees.
02:51:58.000 There's one in your third chair right now.
02:52:02.000 We said women.
02:52:03.000 Isn't it crazy how different, though?
02:52:05.000 You think Venezuelan, Cuban, Colombian, Argentinian, and then Mexican ladies.
02:52:11.000 There's Selma Hayek, and then there's, you know.
02:52:14.000 Everyone.
02:52:14.000 You can either have cartels or hot women.
02:52:17.000 Come on, dude.
02:52:17.000 There's some fine heinous.
02:52:18.000 Are there?
02:52:19.000 Yeah.
02:52:19.000 I think Selma Hayek.
02:52:20.000 Who else?
02:52:21.000 They're just not at the protest, dude.
02:52:23.000 All right.
02:52:23.000 Yeah.
02:52:23.000 They're making, you know, menudo for the morning.
02:52:27.000 By the way, this is the thing, too, now.
02:52:29.000 You guys can bring it up.
02:52:31.000 Fetishizing Latinas.
02:52:32.000 It's a thing where it's like, if you have a preference, if you find Latino women attractive and beautiful, which, by the way, the entire earth does, they call it fetishizing.
02:52:40.000 I mean that just objectively.
02:52:42.000 And by the way, I get, like, there can be beautiful blonde, there can be beautiful black women, beautiful Asian women.
02:52:46.000 I understand it.
02:52:47.000 But universally, Latino women, particularly when you're talking about places like Venezuela, Colombia, Argentina, they tend to just win out in these, you know, international beauty pageants.
02:52:57.000 And now fat, ugly Latino women are like, stop fetishizing us.
02:53:01.000 It's a big thing.
02:53:02.000 So all you're going to do is make men afraid of, you know, engaging.
02:53:09.000 In consensual relations with a Latina woman.
02:53:12.000 Everything is a problem now.
02:53:14.000 Nah, dude.
02:53:16.000 That's not gonna stop.
02:53:16.000 You know who doesn't care about that at all?
02:53:18.000 Latina women.
02:53:19.000 They don't care at all.
02:53:20.000 Did you ever see, like, Sofia Vergara?
02:53:22.000 She was on Letterman, and she made some comment about, like, something about, like, being sexualized.
02:53:26.000 I'm like, fuck, of course.
02:53:27.000 Oh, I hate being sexualized.
02:53:29.000 Yeah, I mean, yeah, if she could just put her on mute, you know, she's...
02:53:33.000 Oh my god.
02:53:35.000 It's just...
02:53:42.000 Yeah.
02:53:43.000 She sounds the same no matter what.
02:53:45.000 She does voice acting too, which is crazy to me because I'm like, no one's watching Sofia Vergara for the voice.
02:53:53.000 If you are, you're lying.
02:53:55.000 You're lying.
02:53:56.000 She doesn't seem to take herself very seriously.
02:53:58.000 Yes.
02:54:00.000 I appreciate her because she doesn't seem to take herself very seriously.
02:54:02.000 She seems cool.
02:54:03.000 She seems pretty cool.
02:54:04.000 She seems like a fun person to hang out with.
02:54:06.000 Yeah, on mute.
02:54:07.000 Yeah.
02:54:08.000 Oh, no.
02:54:10.000 Don't put me on mute.
02:54:12.000 So we do have, apparently, some rocks being thrown at cop cars in L.A. that Lane's team got some footage of.
02:54:17.000 Oh, really?
02:54:17.000 Okay.
02:54:18.000 By the way, this is exclusive to Boots on the Ground.
02:54:20.000 And like I said, you'll see the sort of the wreckage after.
02:54:24.000 This is enough.
02:54:26.000 If there's a single rock thrown at a cop who is doing the work of the American taxpayer, the American worker, it's enough.
02:54:33.000 Do you know how many people die from rocks to the head?
02:54:36.000 I don't have the number, but it's a lot!
02:54:38.000 More than Indians die from trains, and that's a big number.
02:54:40.000 It's two...
02:54:43.000 It's a lot.
02:54:44.000 I don't know.
02:54:45.000 It's far too much.
02:54:46.000 But some would argue, just enough.
02:54:48.000 And with the military being there, and people talking about, oh, you shouldn't be doing this, and rules of engagement.
02:54:52.000 Rules of engagement?
02:54:53.000 Yeah.
02:54:53.000 in a combat theater.
02:54:57.000 By the way, Kent State, they were all throwing rocks.
02:55:00.000 Just so you know, Kent State is not what people...
02:55:03.000 It's exactly this.
02:55:04.000 When people want you to look back, Just when you see this, remember, this is the hippie era.
02:55:09.000 So anyone who says, I used to be a liberal, but the left, they left me, no.
02:55:12.000 This is all they did in the 60s, too.
02:55:16.000 Kent State, the one that is held out as an example, they were throwing rocks, they were trying to corner cops, they were being, they had burned down.
02:55:23.000 You guys don't realize, I believe it was the night before, the main night that you saw, they had burned down the, uh, Sports equipment building, I think?
02:55:33.000 It was sports equipment where they stored film.
02:55:35.000 They had committed arson.
02:55:37.000 They had assaulted the cops.
02:55:38.000 They were planning on corralling the cops and assaulting them.
02:55:42.000 So this is just a repeat.
02:55:44.000 It's just that back then you didn't have shows like this.
02:55:45.000 You didn't have iPhones.
02:55:47.000 And so you had to believe what the media told you.
02:55:49.000 Everyone hated hippies in the 60s.
02:55:51.000 They did the same.
02:55:52.000 They were never peaceful.
02:55:53.000 It all stems from Marxism.
02:55:56.000 It has not changed.
02:55:57.000 You're just seeing it for what it is.
02:56:00.000 Let's see this, because I know I'll get aggravated.
02:56:04.000 Oh, there's our friend.
02:56:05.000 Oh, shit, something.
02:56:09.000 Oh, shit.
02:56:19.000 Oh, shit.
02:56:20.000 Oh, my God.
02:56:23.000 Oh, they're throwing rocks from the bridge.
02:56:25.000 Oh, they're throwing rocks from the bridge.
02:56:33.000 I didn't see the rocks, but I know that Lane obviously did.
02:56:36.000 We heard them.
02:56:36.000 Yeah, heard them hitting the car.
02:56:38.000 Run them over.
02:56:40.000 That's it.
02:56:42.000 I'm sorry.
02:56:43.000 It's enough.
02:56:43.000 It's enough.
02:56:44.000 Run them over.
02:56:45.000 Yeah.
02:56:45.000 Do you have to wait until someone throws a rock?
02:56:48.000 Do you have to wait until someone has a couple too many drinks and throws a rock through a civilian's windshield and they veer and they hit a kid?
02:56:55.000 This is why we have a loss.
02:56:57.000 Hit him with a nine banger.
02:56:58.000 There you go.
02:56:58.000 At least that.
02:56:59.000 At least that.
02:57:00.000 I don't think cops are allowed to use nine bangers.
02:57:02.000 I don't even know what that means.
02:57:03.000 It's a flashbang that goes off nine times in a row.
02:57:06.000 It's very effective for going to someone's house and taking them.
02:57:08.000 That's also what they call Tim Walls in the stables.
02:57:11.000 They go, here comes Mr. Knight.
02:57:13.000 Here comes Mr. Ninebanger.
02:57:16.000 He's like, hey guys, I don't know what you're doing with these horses.
02:57:18.000 I'm counting only eight.
02:57:22.000 Hey, don't call me Mr. Ninebanger for nothing.
02:57:26.000 You're wasting a bang.
02:57:27.000 You're wasting a bang.
02:57:32.000 They should, though.
02:57:33.000 They should throw out bangers, dude.
02:57:35.000 Yeah, they absolutely should.
02:57:36.000 And tire spikes.
02:57:38.000 Yeah, okay.
02:57:39.000 I want to see the James Bond car go out with tire spikes and oil slicks.
02:57:43.000 They should throw out a huge, giant bag of marbles.
02:57:46.000 Yeah.
02:57:46.000 Well, we throw some flashbangs, and then Marvel's behind him, so they run away, Oh, really?
02:57:56.000 Yeah, come on.
02:57:57.000 We're going to put you on the soundboard.
02:58:00.000 I was trying to fix something.
02:58:02.000 We're having difficulty getting Lane.
02:58:04.000 Can we grab some chats then?
02:58:05.000 We can probably answer some questions to people.
02:58:07.000 And by the way, Josh Feierstein is going to be at Helium Comedy Club in St. Louis Saturday, June 21st.
02:58:14.000 That's an important date in an awful city, so show them there's still a future.
02:58:18.000 Oh, come on.
02:58:18.000 I was going to be in Indianapolis that day, so if you bought tickets to the Indianapolis show on June 21st, They're trying to move him to June 20th, so I'm sorry about that.
02:58:28.000 I'm doing a favor for the club.
02:58:29.000 They're very good.
02:58:30.000 Yeah, they have a lot of clubs across the country, so if you want Josh to come.
02:58:34.000 And I think that there might be a surprise appearance there, but I don't know.
02:58:38.000 All right, let's grab some chats.
02:58:40.000 Do you have some chats, Noodle?
02:58:41.000 Sure.
02:58:42.000 All right, first chat from Decent Question Asker.
02:58:45.000 Oh, hey.
02:58:45.000 Do you think Newsom will still be one of the Dems frontrunners in 2028 after all this mess?
02:58:50.000 If so, do you think he'll do worse than Kamala?
02:58:53.000 Thanks for another mega-decent show.
02:58:55.000 Well, we appreciate the approval of average.
02:59:00.000 Yes, that's why they're trying to trot out this Quinnipiac poll.
02:59:06.000 There's too much support behind Gavin Newsom, and that's also why he gets to do an interview with Charlie Kirk and sort of people humanize him.
02:59:12.000 There's just too much influence, too much money.
02:59:14.000 The people behind him are gatekeepers.
02:59:16.000 And so he will be a candidate.
02:59:18.000 As to how effective...
02:59:22.000 It depends on how successful they can spin this.
02:59:25.000 This is going to continue until there is a violent standoff of some kind.
02:59:29.000 That's going to happen.
02:59:30.000 And I mean more violent than we have seen.
02:59:32.000 And then Gavin Newsom, he's itching to be arrested.
02:59:36.000 Like Tool Man, you were kind of making a joke.
02:59:37.000 He wants a mugshot.
02:59:38.000 Yeah.
02:59:39.000 No, I wasn't making a joke.
02:59:40.000 I was dead serious.
02:59:41.000 It's very hard for me to tell.
02:59:43.000 You're absolutely right, though, Tim.
02:59:45.000 Yeah, he wants a mugshot, so he wants to say, I was the one, because they don't stand for anything.
02:59:49.000 Well, he saw it work for Trump.
02:59:50.000 And he thinks it's going to work for him.
02:59:52.000 I don't think it will.
02:59:53.000 It might work with some people.
02:59:54.000 I think he'll make it into the primary.
02:59:56.000 Well, he saw the haircut work for Dracula.
02:59:58.000 He thought it worked for him, too.
02:59:59.000 Yes, he did.
02:59:59.000 Yes, exactly.
03:00:01.000 He was just a copycat opposer.
03:00:03.000 That's right.
03:00:03.000 And they call him Gavin Lugosi.
03:00:08.000 I was like, Bela Lugosi?
03:00:09.000 But then I was about to say Lugosi.
03:00:11.000 Did Santa destroy him in an interview?
03:00:14.000 It was a debate.
03:00:15.000 It was him and Ted Cruz.
03:00:17.000 Ted Cruz.
03:00:18.000 I thought it was the Santa's face.
03:00:20.000 Yeah, Ted Cruz, Tim Walsham, like he was a...
03:00:22.000 No, DeSantis debated because it was a big deal between – Oh, that's right.
03:00:29.000 It was DeSantis.
03:00:30.000 And it was a direct comparison of a big state versus a big state.
03:00:32.000 I thought Ted Cruz did something with Gavin Newsom, too.
03:00:34.000 Maybe I'm mistaken.
03:00:35.000 Ted Cruz did something with somebody.
03:00:37.000 I thought it was...
03:00:39.000 I think you're right.
03:00:40.000 There was a DeSantis debate.
03:00:41.000 Ted Cruz did Bill Maher.
03:00:42.000 Yeah, no, there was something that Ted Cruz also did, but yeah, it didn't go very well for Gavin Newsom.
03:00:47.000 He left the state when it was freezing.
03:00:48.000 Oh, no, I think it was Ted Cruz and Beto O 'Rourke, and Beto O 'Rourke and Gavin Newsom kind of blend together in my mind.
03:00:54.000 They have the same haircut.
03:00:55.000 Yeah, well, they have the same tall, white guy, like, fake, use the thumb.
03:00:59.000 No, no, his name is Beto.
03:01:00.000 Beto.
03:01:01.000 Beto, he's Hispanic, his name is Beto.
03:01:03.000 Hey, is he in Austin?
03:01:05.000 Beto O 'Rourke?
03:01:06.000 Yeah.
03:01:07.000 I don't know.
03:01:07.000 He's probably being pegged.
03:01:10.000 He's too busy sucking on a penis.
03:01:13.000 He's Chippa the Verga.
03:01:16.000 What happens to me with me Verga?
03:01:19.000 You remember when he did that whole speech in Spanish?
03:01:23.000 Yeah, I know.
03:01:23.000 His name is Robert Francis.
03:01:25.000 Screw him.
03:01:26.000 I hope he gets melanoma.
03:01:28.000 With Cory Booker in him.
03:01:30.000 So he will be a candidate.
03:01:32.000 He'll probably do relatively well in the primaries.
03:01:33.000 I don't think he wins a national election.
03:01:35.000 I think they're trying to set the stage.
03:01:37.000 That's why they're so...
03:01:38.000 I think they're...
03:01:43.000 If they do, it'll be Gretchen Whitmer, but they'll lose.
03:01:46.000 I think it's AOC.
03:01:47.000 No.
03:01:48.000 Yeah, I do.
03:01:49.000 We'll see.
03:01:50.000 We'll come back to this.
03:01:52.000 At first, I thought that was directed at me.
03:01:55.000 And I was like, my name is not Beto or Tim Walz.
03:01:58.000 No.
03:01:58.000 No.
03:01:59.000 Wait, are we back with horses again?
03:02:00.000 No, we're doing donkeys.
03:02:01.000 But I don't think Tim Walz discriminates.
03:02:03.000 I don't want to miss this, Jeremy.
03:02:04.000 That's why AOC doesn't want to be around Tim Walz.
03:02:06.000 No, she doesn't.
03:02:06.000 She's like, I know how much he likes horses.
03:02:08.000 No, exactly.
03:02:08.000 She's like, after a few Cosmos, he'll confuse me for one of his horses.
03:02:15.000 Which is the greatest compliment she's ever written for.
03:02:17.000 I think it'll be AOC.
03:02:18.000 I think they want to push her.
03:02:19.000 I think the primary will include Jasmine Crockett for some reason.
03:02:22.000 But I think AOC is their push.
03:02:27.000 The networks would love Jasmine Crockett.
03:02:29.000 And now for the second off-the-chain debate with Jasmine fucking Crockett.
03:02:42.000 Alright, let's grab another chat.
03:02:44.000 Tonight, presidential candidates are playing craps.
03:02:48.000 Let's see who wins the DNC.
03:02:51.000 This is only a half question, but he sounded high, so I wanted to read it.
03:02:54.000 El Capo Supremos asks, Dude, what if NYC and LA burned to the ground and Trump refused federal relief?
03:03:00.000 That'd be so funny.
03:03:02.000 You guys get what you vote for, guys.
03:03:03.000 Suck it.
03:03:05.000 Wow.
03:03:05.000 I agree with 100% of that statement.
03:03:08.000 I don't care if he's high.
03:03:09.000 I don't care if that's a ketamine post, but you know what?
03:03:12.000 It's actually crystal clear.
03:03:14.000 I agree.
03:03:15.000 Yeah.
03:03:16.000 That's the thing.
03:03:16.000 Like that lady being blocked, we showed that clip earlier.
03:03:19.000 It's like, okay, who'd you vote for?
03:03:21.000 It's cool that Pauly Shore's watching the show.
03:03:23.000 Yeah, exactly.
03:03:24.000 What if they burn to the ground and he didn't provide federal aid?
03:03:28.000 And then Luis comes in and saves the day.
03:03:31.000 Eh, eh, eh!
03:03:34.000 Oh.
03:03:37.000 Alright.
03:03:38.000 There's some good people out there, man.
03:03:40.000 Not enough.
03:03:41.000 Where?
03:03:42.000 I don't know any of them.
03:03:43.000 I'm ready for LA to turn into a pillar of salt.
03:03:45.000 Let's grab another chat.
03:03:47.000 Okay, next chat from Blue Green Golden Foreman.
03:03:51.000 Question for Crowder.
03:03:51.000 They call me Blue Green Golden Showers.
03:03:53.000 Oh, no.
03:03:54.000 Back to his table, boys.
03:03:56.000 Ew.
03:03:57.000 Yeah!
03:03:59.000 Yeah, we'll attribute it to Gerald.
03:04:01.000 What should we do if, God forbid, riots end up coming to our literal homes?
03:04:04.000 Thanks and rock on.
03:04:05.000 Shoot him!
03:04:05.000 Fire!
03:04:06.000 Well, hold on.
03:04:08.000 Potentially.
03:04:09.000 Do you have good laws?
03:04:11.000 Stand or ground state?
03:04:13.000 Yeah, yeah, shoot him.
03:04:14.000 You know what?
03:04:15.000 Good laws or not, I'd rather be alive and in prison than dead.
03:04:20.000 True.
03:04:21.000 Well, it depends on what prison.
03:04:22.000 I'll tell you this, my Latina Mrs. I told you she bought me a Colt Python.
03:04:27.000 I was debating going because she got me the 6-inch Colt Python, which I've always wanted my whole life.
03:04:30.000 I was like, I should get a 4-inch because I have a holster for it.
03:04:33.000 4-inch is really big.
03:04:35.000 That's what I hear.
03:04:36.000 It's a really big gun.
03:04:36.000 That's what I tell everybody.
03:04:39.000 But the 6-inch, it just looks great, a 6-inch Colt Python.
03:04:42.000 So I've got that at the ready, plus a lever action.
03:04:44.000 It seems too big.
03:04:45.000 6 inches, it's too big of a barrel.
03:04:48.000 The ladies don't like it.
03:04:49.000 No, it's fine.
03:04:51.000 That's weird.
03:04:52.000 Alright, we'll go with four.
03:04:53.000 We'll go with the next chat.
03:04:54.000 Next chat.
03:04:56.000 The point is, I got something for him.
03:04:58.000 But only a little.
03:05:00.000 It's six inches.
03:05:01.000 Well, you said four.
03:05:02.000 Which is better than four.
03:05:03.000 Hey, let's just all agree it's a grower.
03:05:05.000 Back to Owen Wilson.
03:05:06.000 Six inches is about average.
03:05:09.000 Alright, next chat.
03:05:10.000 Next chat from Justin Case, XX.
03:05:13.000 Do you agree with President Trump's proposal to impose a one-year prison sentence for individuals who desecrate the American flag within the United States?
03:05:20.000 I will say this.
03:05:21.000 There's nothing unconstitutional about that if you declared a crime to burn the American flag.
03:05:25.000 Even John Bolton on CNN, who was just trashing Trump last night so that that's not super controversial.
03:05:33.000 Would I do it as president?
03:05:35.000 I go back and forth.
03:05:36.000 Probably not.
03:05:38.000 Yeah.
03:05:38.000 But I also think it's very, again, And usually these flags are in flagrant disregard of fire safety laws.
03:05:50.000 Then we already have laws against it.
03:05:52.000 I wouldn't, yeah.
03:05:53.000 Me personally, the flag means a great deal to me.
03:05:57.000 Yeah, yeah.
03:05:57.000 It means a great deal to me, but it doesn't mean the same thing to everybody, and I understand that.
03:06:04.000 I don't agree with it.
03:06:05.000 I would sooner make it a crime to fly a foreign flag.
03:06:09.000 And that's totally reasonable.
03:06:10.000 That's in every other country.
03:06:11.000 To fly a foreign flag, that is actually a sign of treason.
03:06:14.000 So if I had to pick, if someone said, I don't know that I'd pick either, but if someone said, okay, burning the American flag a crime, or at a public protest, flying in support of a foreign entity, I would say, yeah, make that a crime.
03:06:28.000 I was also going to say, I might be wrong on this, and somebody can correct me, but I believe that the proper way to dispose of an American flag is to burn it.
03:06:37.000 If you have to dispose of one.
03:06:39.000 If there's a problem, if the flag is messed up, if it's torn, if it's ripped, some people say if it touches earth, then the only way to dispose of it, the proper way, is to burn it.
03:06:51.000 So it gets really tricky.
03:06:52.000 It does.
03:06:54.000 and they get it kind of gets mixed up with the first amendment and one thing i love about this country is that uh...
03:07:01.000 And I get to call you a faggot.
03:07:04.000 That's true.
03:07:05.000 Can I pause you for one second?
03:07:05.000 Because we have Guess Who character, Mayor Bass, talking.
03:07:08.000 All of our cities are in chaos.
03:07:10.000 Rioting is happening everywhere.
03:07:12.000 And it is a lie.
03:07:13.000 It is a lie.
03:07:14.000 Oh, there you go.
03:07:15.000 Drink.
03:07:15.000 Mostly peaceful.
03:07:16.000 The word peaceful, but it wasn't used, but she was implying peaceful.
03:07:19.000 Hey, a new black chick.
03:07:21.000 So the curfew just hit in L.A., so we'll see.
03:07:23.000 Lane's still having a bit of a problem calling back in to us, so we'll see if we can go to that.
03:07:27.000 But I want to answer that question.
03:07:28.000 I commented on this earlier on X. I absolutely don't think it should be a crime.
03:07:32.000 I think it's stupid to do, and I don't think people should do it, but I don't think it's a crime.
03:07:36.000 I also agree with you.
03:07:37.000 If we all get together and vote that it is a crime and that we want that statute to exist or the Congress passes something that makes that, then that's part of the process.
03:07:45.000 Sure.
03:07:45.000 Right?
03:07:45.000 So I would agree with that.
03:07:46.000 I don't agree on the foreign flag thing.
03:07:48.000 I understand the point.
03:07:50.000 Same, yeah.
03:07:51.000 But I don't agree that it should be a crime.
03:07:54.000 It already is.
03:07:55.000 I don't know if it's, maybe it's not a crime, but there's a, the rule is you can't fly a flag without a, It can't be at the same height.
03:08:06.000 I don't know if that's a law.
03:08:07.000 I want to say it is.
03:08:11.000 Uh, but I'm kind of a dum-dum.
03:08:12.000 I don't know.
03:08:13.000 You already both pissed me off.
03:08:14.000 Why are you wearing that gold chain?
03:08:14.000 Was it your first fucking communion?
03:08:18.000 What are you going to say about me?
03:08:19.000 Come on.
03:08:19.000 I'm sorry, guys.
03:08:20.000 I lash out.
03:08:21.000 I lash out when I feel cornered.
03:08:22.000 This isn't even real gold.
03:08:23.000 I lash out when I feel cornered.
03:08:26.000 You're like the delivery boy for pizza in a porno, but she sends it back.
03:08:30.000 You know what?
03:08:31.000 I got this chain.
03:08:32.000 I melted down a brass bed frame.
03:08:33.000 You're like the plumber she doesn't bang.
03:08:35.000 Oh, really?
03:08:36.000 There are no plumbers.
03:08:37.000 Oh, you're not safe from this either.
03:08:38.000 My plumber's a man.
03:08:40.000 Mr. Just for Men looks so natural no one can tell.
03:08:42.000 Fuck you.
03:08:42.000 All right.
03:08:44.000 Get Steven a drink.
03:08:45.000 I don't even know.
03:08:47.000 Hey, look!
03:08:48.000 Guys, it's Mr. Irishman again!
03:08:50.000 He looks so rejected!
03:08:52.000 Leaving your button open doesn't make you look buffer.
03:08:54.000 No, I don't.
03:08:55.000 He's a Scotsman.
03:08:56.000 And made of Legos.
03:08:59.000 Everything is mediocre!
03:09:06.000 I was told I was not allowed to follow because I'm on a work visa and they consider me a foreign national.
03:09:12.000 Also on account of the fact that I bombed that church with two children in it.
03:09:17.000 But the IRA told me to.
03:09:18.000 That's right.
03:09:18.000 They wrote a song about it.
03:09:20.000 You may have heard of Zombie.
03:09:22.000 But those cunts and the cranberries really over-embellished.
03:09:30.000 I love you both.
03:09:32.000 Shut up.
03:09:38.000 Oh, my God!
03:09:42.000 Oh, that's why they're there!
03:09:44.000 That's why they've been arrested.
03:09:46.000 They're so scared.
03:09:47.000 Is the population of Los Angeles at large from the undocumented to an older murder and the rape and the human trafficking?
03:09:54.000 But I know that won't fly here on CNN, so I'll just say that they're afraid of ice.
03:09:59.000 There's a lot of fear among rapists and murderers.
03:10:03.000 That's right.
03:10:05.000 They're afraid of paying for the crimes.
03:10:07.000 I don't even know what ice means.
03:10:09.000 Is it nugget?
03:10:10.000 Is it shards?
03:10:12.000 Did you see that in, I believe in California, maybe you can pull this up, that they just hit my knee on the headphone jack and really hurt it.
03:10:19.000 I heard it, sorry.
03:10:20.000 I heard a crack.
03:10:21.000 Oh, no.
03:10:23.000 Would you guys, I think that California basically, because of this fear, right, for illegals, they said that graduation ceremonies, if ICE shows up, they will deploy their own police force to keep ICE and any agents with CPB out.
03:10:39.000 That is civil war.
03:10:40.000 Any graduations or anything else.
03:10:41.000 I'm not kidding.
03:10:42.000 I'm not gonna-If I were Ice, I-Great!
03:10:44.000 I'll take him.
03:10:45.000 Well, I know they've gotten people from stuff like the-The Greek or Lenscrafters.
03:10:48.000 You know, I wonder if this guy will be reporting on Saturday on No King's Day when he has a fucking king.
03:10:54.000 I know.
03:10:54.000 I know.
03:10:55.000 The problem with all the Scottish reporters at CNN is that there are too many Scots.
03:11:02.000 Someone long shanks him at an open window, please.
03:11:08.000 Tell him there are dicks down there.
03:11:09.000 He'll look.
03:11:10.000 Just toss them.
03:11:12.000 Lifting those weapons up towards those protesters.
03:11:14.000 There was a little tension.
03:11:15.000 I saw one officer got a guy on his bike.
03:11:19.000 Black guy in the background is like, when's this guy going to shut up?
03:11:21.000 God, this is the guy who's telling you the story to party where everyone's like, hey, do you guys want to leave this party?
03:11:27.000 Yeah.
03:11:28.000 And then I walked in the party, and I went over, and I got a drink, and then I started talking with you, which is where the story began, where I said that I walked in the party, and I grabbed it like, yeah, you're telling us, you're just repeating the story.
03:11:41.000 But they're not going in.
03:11:44.000 Oh my god, this guy's buying time!
03:11:47.000 He has nothing to say!
03:11:48.000 And there are police officers here, and there are protesters, and over there you can clearly see a tree.
03:11:54.000 And by the way, this is in the city of Los Angeles, with, of course, Los roughly translates to the.
03:12:05.000 And Angelus, I believe, translates to something to do with Beelzebub.
03:12:13.000 And that's the story of tonight.
03:12:15.000 All the Angelinos who live in fear.
03:12:18.000 Back to you, black chick.
03:12:21.000 We don't have many of you in my homeland.
03:12:24.000 You don't like the mountains very much.
03:12:27.000 Don't do well with oxygen deprivation on account of the sickle cell.
03:12:30.000 You're drifting into Liam Neeson, which Liam Neeson does when he's doing America.
03:12:35.000 I have a very particular set of skills.
03:12:37.000 Being a decent reporter is not chief amongst them.
03:12:42.000 I will find you.
03:12:44.000 I will speak to you.
03:12:45.000 And I will say nothing.
03:12:47.000 I won't find out anything.
03:12:51.000 I don't know who they are.
03:12:55.000 I don't know where they're taking them.
03:12:59.000 But I won't find them.
03:13:01.000 Back to you, Abby.
03:13:03.000 *laughter*
03:13:08.000 Liam Neeson's understudy.
03:13:11.000 *laughter*
03:13:17.000 I don't have many skills.
03:13:19.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:13:21.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!
03:13:25.000 Just a shitty Liam Neeson.
03:13:28.000 He fucking lands in the gray and he like, he tapes deflated balloons to his knuckles.
03:13:33.000 Alright, good guy.
03:13:34.000 Get some.
03:13:35.000 As you can see, I'm surrounded by wolves.
03:13:40.000 By the way, we never did this sketch.
03:13:44.000 I think it was just like lesser Jason Statham.
03:13:47.000 Have you seen his new movie?
03:13:49.000 Oh, Jason Statham, yeah.
03:13:49.000 You know, remember when we went through all this...
03:13:54.000 All of his films are just professions, like The Transport, The Beekeeper.
03:13:56.000 Have you seen his new one?
03:13:57.000 You know what it's called?
03:13:58.000 No.
03:13:58.000 I swear to you.
03:13:59.000 Hold on, can I guess?
03:14:00.000 Can I guess?
03:14:00.000 Hold on.
03:14:01.000 I swear to you.
03:14:02.000 By the way, another one, because...
03:14:06.000 Is it the janitor?
03:14:07.000 No, I swear to you.
03:14:09.000 Guys in chat, don't ruin it.
03:14:10.000 Plus, Josh can't read it, so it doesn't matter.
03:14:13.000 Okay.
03:14:13.000 Okay, think of the most geni Like an average job.
03:14:19.000 Exactly, like a working class job.
03:14:20.000 And that's the focus of the whole movie.
03:14:23.000 It's like a working class job, but he ends up having to do something extreme.
03:14:26.000 Yeah, and there's a secret factor.
03:14:28.000 Okay, so a working class job.
03:14:30.000 So if you were to say, like write a sketch, generic Jason Statham movie based on all these cliches, what would you call it?
03:14:39.000 So just think, what would you title generic working class job performed by The man, Jason Statham.
03:14:47.000 The working man.
03:14:49.000 No.
03:14:49.000 Do you know it?
03:14:50.000 No.
03:14:50.000 That's the actual title of his new movie.
03:14:52.000 No way!
03:14:54.000 I'm just a working man.
03:14:58.000 All I wanted to do was work.
03:15:00.000 Yes, it's called A Working Man!
03:15:02.000 That's awesome.
03:15:04.000 I did not know, I promise.
03:15:05.000 I swear to you.
03:15:07.000 With my lady who likes the beekeeper.
03:15:11.000 She's like, no, that's too much.
03:15:12.000 That's too much.
03:15:14.000 I was just trying to do my job.
03:15:18.000 They wouldn't let me.
03:15:19.000 That's definitely a line.
03:15:21.000 There's a big Meg, too.
03:15:22.000 You can only push A Working Man too far.
03:15:26.000 All right.
03:15:27.000 Looks like it's time for overtime.
03:15:29.000 Jeez, that's part two.
03:15:31.000 Working man overtime.
03:15:32.000 I'm clocking in.
03:15:34.000 Oh, jeez.
03:15:35.000 I can think.
03:15:36.000 I haven't even watched it.
03:15:37.000 I guarantee you that's in there.
03:15:42.000 I'm a working man.
03:15:46.000 I'm on the job.
03:15:49.000 What other things does he say?
03:15:50.000 I guarantee you that's stuff that he says.
03:15:52.000 I guarantee you.
03:15:54.000 Looks like he won't be getting pinched in.
03:15:57.000 Something like that.
03:15:58.000 You know, before he blows him away.
03:15:59.000 He was a diver.
03:16:01.000 That's what he was.
03:16:01.000 He's not tough.
03:16:02.000 He's a diver.
03:16:03.000 He's a bald diver.
03:16:04.000 I'm sure he's tough.
03:16:05.000 Fuck him.
03:16:06.000 He's a diver.
03:16:07.000 He's a diver.
03:16:08.000 He's a bald diver.
03:16:10.000 No bald divers taking out the Megalodon.
03:16:12.000 Listen, he has leveraged his shtick about as far as it can go.
03:16:16.000 Where do you go from the working man?
03:16:18.000 We're out.
03:16:19.000 We're done.
03:16:20.000 We've used all the actual jobs.
03:16:21.000 Is it like the Nicolas Cage movie where it's a movie about his life?
03:16:25.000 Yeah, effectively.
03:16:26.000 Probably.
03:16:27.000 Nicolas Cage movies are so bad now.
03:16:28.000 That one's just called The Psychopath.
03:16:31.000 I'm Jim.
03:16:32.000 This is Gorgeous George.
03:16:34.000 Okay, look, I'm really glad because I have back taxes to pay to be in your new film, The Working Man.
03:16:40.000 But maybe we need to find out the motivation of your character.
03:16:44.000 Like, let's work.
03:16:45.000 Let's work.
03:16:45.000 Let's improv.
03:16:46.000 Let's ad lib.
03:16:47.000 Rule number one.
03:16:49.000 Don't look in the package.
03:16:51.000 Okay, okay, that's great.
03:16:52.000 I can build my curiosity, but what's in the package?
03:16:55.000 What's in the package?
03:16:58.000 We don't know.
03:16:59.000 We work at UPS.
03:17:04.000 We live by an ethos.
03:17:06.000 And then the next thing is Nicholas Cage showing up in brown shorts like "I'm a fucking mailman!" Ah, there you go.
03:17:14.000 It was a movie.
03:17:14.000 There you go.
03:17:15.000 Done.
03:17:15.000 It's probably more interesting than The Working Man.
03:17:19.000 We also never did a sketch where it was based on you.
03:17:23.000 At some point in your life, you were in a car with somebody who was unironically playing a CD that they bought on a cruise or somewhere they bought a CD from a guy who was a Scottish Billy Joel cover artist.
03:17:39.000 I was driving from New Jersey.
03:17:41.000 To Montreal.
03:17:43.000 And this is a girl I dated in high school, and her parents were lovely.
03:17:46.000 By the way, I still have dreams about her mom, because her mom was the sweetest lady I'd ever met in my life.
03:17:50.000 And they treated her like shit.
03:17:52.000 Isn't this the uptuck story?
03:17:54.000 Whoa!
03:17:58.000 You can't just throw in the uptuck story in the middle of a stream.
03:18:03.000 You told it before.
03:18:04.000 There's no uptuck!
03:18:05.000 There's no uptuck!
03:18:07.000 That's rule number four, man.
03:18:09.000 For a working man.
03:18:11.000 Well, if you have a package that's too big.
03:18:13.000 Don't have Liam Neeson uptuck.
03:18:15.000 It'll make it all the way to my stardom.
03:18:18.000 You have a boner coming through your shirt.
03:18:20.000 So we were driving back and it was from New Jersey.
03:18:23.000 Him and Milton Pearl.
03:18:26.000 We each have our cross to bear, Stephen.
03:18:28.000 So we were driving from New Jersey to Montreal, and there was a, you know, like, cruise ships are where comedians go to die.
03:18:34.000 So imagine musical artists.
03:18:36.000 He was a Scottish Billy Joel cover artist.
03:18:40.000 And they didn't have any other CDs.
03:18:42.000 So I don't know how many times we played this, but everybody was like, I don't care what you say, because it's my life!
03:18:50.000 Just leave me alone!
03:18:53.000 Uptown girl!
03:18:54.000 You see me living in an uptown world!
03:18:59.000 You had to be a big shot!
03:19:01.000 Danger!
03:19:02.000 Had to open up your mouth!
03:19:06.000 Bill at the bar, he's a friend of mine!
03:19:09.000 He gives me my drinks for free.
03:19:12.000 It was just...
03:19:16.000 Or may be crazy!
03:19:18.000 But the sketches that we were going to do, we're going to have dueling Scottish Billy Joel impersonators, because it was like, we're auditioning for a cruise, and they only have a spot for one Billy Joel impersonator.
03:19:33.000 And then we're like, we're battling and it turns out we're brothers.
03:19:36.000 At the end of the day, look, at the end of the day, you You love Billy Joel, and I love Billy Joel.
03:19:47.000 Billy lives in both of us.
03:19:50.000 And we shouldn't fight.
03:19:52.000 We shall let the spirit of Billy Joel live on.
03:19:55.000 We're like, I think he's still alive.
03:19:58.000 That's not the point.
03:19:59.000 That's not the point.
03:20:00.000 Look, we can both agree that young teenage Catholic girls are sexy.
03:20:06.000 That's right.
03:20:06.000 That's right.
03:20:07.000 And we should be singing about him.
03:20:09.000 We should be singing about defluttering them.
03:20:12.000 At an inappropriately early age.
03:20:16.000 Because Billy would have wanted it that way.
03:20:21.000 He wrote the song.
03:20:23.000 Hey, by the way, guys, I said a refill a while ago.
03:20:26.000 I'll take one too, please.
03:20:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
03:20:28.000 And it's a good time.
03:20:30.000 Great deal.
03:20:30.000 And then the other one we wrote last week was a fat Italian boy who was This mustache, and we're doing a sketch where we're a band.
03:20:40.000 We have a band called Obscene.
03:20:41.000 This is the scrapyard that doesn't even make the scrapyard.
03:20:43.000 Because then we wake up the next day and go like, that doesn't work.
03:20:45.000 And so he goes, I had eyeliner on, guy liner, you know?
03:20:50.000 and the mustache and Steven goes, you look like, with that mustache, you look like an Italian My Chemical Romance.
03:20:56.000 Stuff like that.
03:20:58.000 And I was like, He said, don't join the fat parade.
03:21:09.000 Drink a diet, a soda, a locale, or Splenda, and eat a pepperoni.
03:21:19.000 We're not going to make it.
03:21:21.000 We're not going to make it.
03:21:22.000 No.
03:21:22.000 No, it doesn't make sense.
03:21:23.000 I know.
03:21:24.000 At the time, it was funny.
03:21:25.000 We'll see.
03:21:26.000 You guys were out in the heat in, like, big heavy leather jackets.
03:21:28.000 Oh, do you mean like that CB Distillery commercial where you had me on the pavement?
03:21:33.000 I didn't write it.
03:21:36.000 We didn't.
03:21:36.000 But that was so hot, I was immediate heat stroke.
03:21:40.000 Oh, hot, hot, hot, hot.
03:21:41.000 We were out in the sun playing back, and they were like, "Okay, lay on the pavement like your leg is broken." No, no, no, no, no, no.
03:21:46.000 They said.
03:21:48.000 I was taking direction, too.
03:21:50.000 I remember thinking, when you were laying on the pavement with your short-sleeved shirt, I remember thinking, oh, God, I want to go inside.
03:21:55.000 It's hot.
03:21:57.000 It was very hot, though.
03:21:58.000 This sucks.
03:21:59.000 It was very, very toasty.
03:22:01.000 All right, are we waiting to get a hold of...
03:22:08.000 He's going to still try to get some footage and stuff, but he knows.
03:22:10.000 Well, let's continue here.
03:22:11.000 Right now, if you're watching right now, if you haven't joined yet, none of this happens without you, and we're going to be here Saturday at 6. 6 p.m. Eastern, so 5 p.m. Central.
03:22:19.000 No Kings Day.
03:22:21.000 There was no Kangs, because we think that's when things are going to pop off, and I guarantee you tonight things are going to get a little bit more spicy, and hey, if it does, maybe we'll come back here and broadcast wide, but for right now, it's a love letter to Rumble Premium members, the OG Mug Club.
03:22:37.000 We're going to continue there, so thank you, Rumble.
03:22:42.000 We're going to do it.
03:24:04.000 Ah, sorry.
03:24:04.000 Just as we left you, and we're waiting for a very long time for our refills, Brian Seltzer is on CNN.
03:24:11.000 He's on the panel, I promise.