Louder with Crowder - MAGA is Dead But Trump Never Got Shot: Breaking Down the Insane Conspiracy

00:00:00.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.

00:00:05.000 To lead it by an innate, big, fat love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.

00:00:12.000 And we must do it.

00:00:14.000 Big, fat, love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies. 0.76

00:00:20.000 And any America first. 0.65

00:00:24.000 America first.

00:00:25.000 Non-fatal.

00:00:27.000 We want to build a much better, believable people.

00:00:31.000 And we must do it.

00:00:32.000 Non-fatal.

00:00:34.000 Communication very much higher.

00:00:37.000 America first.

00:00:38.000 To lead it by an innate.

00:00:40.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:42.000 Time to stop.

00:00:43.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:46.000 More of insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:49.000 Time to stop.

00:00:51.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.

00:00:53.000 America first.

00:00:55.000 Love the float.

00:01:04.000 Hope everything turns out okay.

00:01:12.000 We empty out all the money in the cash register.

00:01:15.000 And Mr. Dumping Just Dumping Church.

00:01:43.000 Mr. Duncan.

00:01:53.000 Mr. Duncan is.

00:01:54.000 My own money is father meet.

00:01:55.000 I have one.

00:02:02.000 My own money is father me.

00:02:04.000 I have one.

00:02:10.000 Mr. Duncan.

00:02:11.000 My own money is father me.

00:02:13.000 I have one query.

00:02:19.000 Mr. Duncan is.

00:02:20.000 My own money is father meet.

00:02:21.000 I have one.

00:02:39.000 We empty out all the money in the cash registers.

00:02:43.000 And Mr. Dumping Don't see the Dumping Turkey Dumping. 0.87

00:02:57.000 No one's noodles, Gerald.

00:02:58.000 It's not a fair comparison.

00:03:00.000 Welcome to the lineup live here at 8 a.m.

00:03:04.000 Is it 8 a.m. or 9 a.m.

00:03:05.000 I always get central and confused.

00:03:05.000 It's 8.

00:03:08.000 Early morning till evening.

00:03:09.000 You don't need to change that dial.

00:03:10.000 It's all free.

00:03:10.000 Rumble owns live and YouTube is dead.

00:03:13.000 Also lost a big lawsuit.

00:03:14.000 A lot to get to today.

00:03:14.000 That's fun.

00:03:16.000 And by a lot, I mean media mission.

00:03:22.000 If you feel like there's a movement out there or a concerted effort to not just legitimately criticize the president, because everyone does and everyone should, but to undo every single accomplishment that we've seen in his administration,

00:03:39.000 or really undo any groundswell that we've seen of public sentiment.

00:03:44.000 Yeah.

00:03:45.000 Yeah, that is going on.

00:03:46.000 Because I don't know if you know this, but a lot of people, now they're testing the waters.

00:03:51.000 They want to see if you'll believe that the assassination attempt on President Trump was fake.

00:03:56.000 Completely fake.

00:03:58.000 Yeah, it's not out there yet everywhere, but they're testing it with a few key accounts, hoping that you believe it.

00:04:04.000 So you can comment if you've heard of this yet and if you believe it, because I guess everything's fake and nothing is real.

00:04:10.000 Also, we have a Hollywood minute because Harry Potter is happening.

00:04:13.000 Stephen Colbert's writing Lord of the Rings.

00:04:15.000 That's going to be fun.

00:04:16.000 Vince Vaughan, the one exception on Theo Vaughn, he's been a right-winger for a long time, which then brings us to Olivia Rodrigo.

00:04:23.000 And we see this a lot.

00:04:24.000 The feminist movement is anti-biology.

00:04:28.000 The manosphere, if you want to call it that.

00:04:30.000 And by the way, I'm not referring to people who say go out and be all promiscuous.

00:04:32.000 I'm talking about people who advocate traditional relationships.

00:04:35.000 It's hopefully helping men to recognize their biology.

00:04:38.000 Young women are going, yeah, I want to be a boss, babe, because I'm told to, but really, I want to be a mom. 1.00

00:04:43.000 Hey, women, you don't have to deny your biology. 1.00

00:04:45.000 It's okay.

00:04:46.000 It doesn't matter what Hollywood says.

00:04:47.000 We're going to get to that in more.

00:04:49.000 But first, this is creepy.

00:04:52.000 That's a good sound right there.

00:04:58.000 Okay, viewers.

00:05:00.000 This is a swing line stapler.

00:05:08.000 That's a good one.

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00:05:11.000 This is a Zebra F301 extra fine tip ballpoint pen.

00:05:17.000 One of my favorites.

00:05:20.000 Oh, that's good.

00:05:21.000 Hey, Billy.

00:05:22.000 What are you doing?

00:05:23.000 You okay?

00:05:24.000 Yeah.

00:05:24.000 I'm making a chilling with this ASMR channel I got going on Rumble.

00:05:29.000 Oh, yeah, how's that?

00:05:31.000 Well, I just run around the office.

00:05:32.000 I grab random stuff.

00:05:34.000 I record the sounds.

00:05:35.000 And all my viewers get to tip me on Rumble using Rumble Wallet.

00:05:40.000 Rumble Wallet?

00:05:41.000 Yeah, it's a non-custodial digital wallet.

00:05:46.000 It allows all my viewers to tip me with cryptocurrency.

00:05:48.000 No banks, no gatekeepers, no nonsense.

00:05:55.000 There's more right there.

00:05:57.000 Finally, going to be able to afford this operation.

00:06:00.000 Huh?

00:06:01.000 Why do you need an operation?

00:06:05.000 It's personal, Josh.

00:06:19.000 Kind of gross, but it still sounded tasty.

00:06:23.000 Finish it with some lemon.

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00:07:36.000 I do need to apologize right off the bat.

00:07:39.000 Why?

00:07:39.000 I gave you a bad recommendation.

00:07:41.000 Two man admonish me.

00:07:43.000 Oh, just him.

00:07:44.000 Really?

00:07:44.000 Give it to me.

00:07:45.000 Give it to me.

00:07:46.000 I admonish so I can feel.

00:07:51.000 Now, I said that the show Paradise on Hulu was pretty fun.

00:07:55.000 You did?

00:07:56.000 Then they hit me with it yesterday.

00:07:58.000 Oh, no.

00:07:59.000 Why did he get the promotion over you? 1.00

00:08:02.000 Maybe because he has a dick. 1.00

00:08:04.000 Oh, no. 1.00

00:08:06.000 Well, I mean, was it written like that as like, that's what the writers feel, or was it written like that? 0.98

00:08:11.000 Like, this dumb chick, this is a good thing. 1.00

00:08:13.000 Then it's literally everything afterwards. 1.00

00:08:15.000 It's like, literally, oh my gosh, if they want it to be done right, have a woman do a man's job. 1.00

00:08:20.000 And then one point they're like, see, conflict resolution.

00:08:23.000 That's why women should rule the world. 1.00

00:08:25.000 Actual lines like this.

00:08:26.000 I am sorry.

00:08:28.000 My bad.

00:08:29.000 I think you should give it a couple more episodes.

00:08:32.000 See if maybe they make her. 0.99

00:08:33.000 So looks like a spike recommendation.

00:08:34.000 No, no, they might make her look good.

00:08:35.000 Band of Brothers.

00:08:36.000 You should watch it sometime.

00:08:37.000 You shouldn't subject me to that.

00:08:38.000 No, they don't. 1.00

00:08:39.000 Trust me, they don't make her look stupid. 1.00

00:08:40.000 What's wrong with Band of Brothers? 1.00

00:08:41.000 No, I'm saying it is good.

00:08:42.000 But they band together. 0.89

00:08:43.000 They don't recommend that they watch crappy films.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, but nobody liked Ross Geller either.

00:08:46.000 That's true. 0.99

00:08:47.000 He sucked. 0.99

00:08:48.000 Yeah, he was pretty bad. 0.99

00:08:50.000 I don't know if you saw the screen test.

00:08:51.000 It was Michael Richards before he made me push-ups.

00:08:57.000 You can't call them that. 0.98

00:09:01.000 Is there a dumber conspiracy out there than President Trump faking his own assassination attempt, which led to the death of an innocent man? 0.99

00:09:01.000 All right. 0.99

00:09:07.000 Is there a dumber one out there? 0.99

00:09:09.000 By the way, I understand. 0.99

00:09:10.000 Yesterday's conspiracy theories are today's, you know, just accepted truth.

00:09:14.000 COVID, I understand it.

00:09:14.000 I get it.

00:09:15.000 I understand that you've been lied to by those in positions of authority.

00:09:18.000 No one hates our institutions more than me, but this one is a why.

00:09:23.000 And I've always said the litmus test is how many people have to be involved.

00:09:27.000 In this case, it would have to be both left, right, family, officials, President Trump, people who don't like him, people who like him.

00:09:37.000 And if you guys want to make a case, I'll take it in chat later.

00:09:37.000 Why?

00:09:40.000 As we always do, weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern.

00:09:42.000 How are you, Captain Morgan CEO?

00:09:43.000 Fantastic.

00:09:44.000 How are you?

00:09:44.000 I'm all right.

00:09:45.000 I'm all right.

00:09:45.000 Yeah.

00:09:46.000 Prayers appreciated for people out there.

00:09:48.000 Joe Lewis is in the emergency vet.

00:09:50.000 Don't want to get into details, but you know, it's one of those stressful times.

00:09:53.000 He's getting up there in age.

00:09:54.000 And I'm uncomfortable with my emotions.

00:09:57.000 So, Friday, Saturday, April 24th, 25th, Comedy Avenue, Lawton, Oklahoma.

00:10:02.000 Good old Lawton, Mr. Josh Feierstein.

00:10:04.000 Yes, it's the Sydney of the Prairie.

00:10:06.000 That's what they call it.

00:10:06.000 Yes.

00:10:07.000 That's what I've heard.

00:10:08.000 I'm doing good.

00:10:09.000 Good.

00:10:10.000 I'm excited for the show.

00:10:11.000 Yeah.

00:10:11.000 Well, a lot of people make fun of.

00:10:13.000 Yeah, there's a fun one.

00:10:14.000 This next one.

00:10:15.000 When I think hijab, I think a lady wearing a hijab or burqa, I want you to picture the name of that person. 0.60

00:10:21.000 Give me a hijab. 0.95

00:10:22.000 Correct.

00:10:23.000 Crystal.

00:10:24.000 You think Crystal in the hijab. 0.97

00:10:26.000 She wants to show you.

00:10:28.000 By the way, when I spent time in the UK, I am not a fan of English breakfast at all.

00:10:33.000 Like how much blood, bread, sausage can you consume?

00:10:38.000 But she wants to put her own spin on it.

00:10:40.000 Crystal in the hijab wants to show you how to make a halal English breakfast and also remind everyone in the West that you don't have any culture. 0.97

00:10:48.000 Let's count and see how many times she says, I'm going to turn this halal. 1.00

00:10:54.000 And by the way, this isn't English to begin with.

00:10:57.000 What is an English breakfast?

00:10:58.000 Good question.

00:10:59.000 Let's make a completely halal English breakfast and I'll show you.

00:11:03.000 The breakfast consists of a few components, starting with sausages.

00:11:07.000 Did you know that sausages originated from what is now modern day Iraq?

00:11:12.000 Served with life.

00:11:13.000 It's not very English, but this bacon is halal.

00:11:17.000 Beef bacon from the back or side of a cow.

00:11:21.000 Now, if you wanted a lower quality, cheaper meat to use, you could use pig.

00:11:26.000 But I've long held the rule that no pigs touch my lips.

00:11:30.000 Now, black pudding is a component that may have originated in the British Isles.

00:11:35.000 Now we're going to slice up these halal mushrooms. 1.00

00:11:38.000 Now we have good old British halal hash browns.

00:11:42.000 Now we're going to slice up these halal tomatoes.

00:11:45.000 These were actually grown in Morocco.

00:11:47.000 Did you know that tomatoes come from South America?

00:11:50.000 They were first domesticated and cultivated in Mexico.

00:11:55.000 Again, not very English.

00:11:57.000 Well, neither is marinara.

00:11:58.000 What are we doing?

00:11:59.000 That's English breakfast.

00:12:00.000 It's baked beans.

00:12:01.000 We have some halal beans here.

00:12:04.000 Of course, beans, again, not an English thing.

00:12:08.000 Oh, thanks for letting us.

00:12:09.000 Not least are the eggs.

00:12:10.000 We have some beautiful halal British eggs here.

00:12:13.000 So there we have the not very English English breakfast.

00:12:18.000 We're going to enjoy it with a couple of tea gold.

00:12:22.000 Again, tea didn't originate in England, but it's okay.

00:12:26.000 Now, I don't like her, of course, because she's unattractive, unintelligent, and just uninteresting. 1.00

00:12:33.000 But here's the message, and this happens across the board.

00:12:36.000 They're constantly trying to tell you, you don't have any, you don't have any culture.

00:12:39.000 There is no English culture. 0.99

00:12:40.000 It's actually, oh, come from somewhere else because you colonize, you hear the same thing about the United States all the time.

00:12:45.000 Oh, Mexican color.

00:12:47.000 We just don't really have a culture here. 0.80

00:12:49.000 The people who will claim that any legitimate portion of our culture is racist, misogynist, transphobic, white supremacist, nationalist, those are the people trying to convince you that we have no culture.

00:13:02.000 You do.

00:13:03.000 Here's the thing.

00:13:03.000 Not only do you have a culture, the Western world, but England, UK, it's okay, guys.

00:13:08.000 Rise up.

00:13:09.000 Be proud of being English.

00:13:11.000 But the United States, you definitely have a culture.

00:13:13.000 The counter argument is not, well, it's not that we don't have a culture.

00:13:17.000 We have the best culture.

00:13:18.000 Our biggest export is culture, to be clear.

00:13:23.000 That's our biggest export.

00:13:25.000 They constantly want to browbeat you and gaslight you and make you think that your culture, your ancestors, don't exist.

00:13:31.000 And while we're playing that game, let's do it from the other side of the aisle here.

00:13:35.000 Here's some things that Muslims consider theirs that are not.

00:13:38.000 Check the references.

00:13:39.000 Soap, they claim soap was actually invented in ancient Babylon in 2800 BC.

00:13:43.000 Well, that was way off.

00:13:44.000 The modern numerical system, or they said, you know, Arabic numerals, they're actually invented in India hundreds of years BC.

00:13:50.000 Coffee, they'll claim, oh, yeah, it was invented in Ethiopia, I believe about 800 AD.

00:13:55.000 Suicide bombing isn't even there.

00:13:57.000 So it was first used in Russia in 1881 AD.

00:14:00.000 So they...

00:14:02.000 But they perfected it.

00:14:03.000 Yeah.

00:14:04.000 They're a copy of a copy.

00:14:06.000 It's like when you used to burn a disc and then you'd burn the burned disc and you're like, is this Elton John or is this Billy Joel?

00:14:12.000 I can't tell at this point.

00:14:15.000 Just time on our own.

00:14:17.000 Billy Johnson.

00:14:18.000 There's been a rash, by the way, of these recipe videos on TikTok lately, especially from the community of those who copied suicide bombing.

00:14:27.000 What's up, guys?

00:14:28.000 This is my recipe for a classic British dish, bangers in mash.

00:14:32.000 You have your ammonium nitrate right here, first off, and then you have your nitromethane.

00:14:37.000 It's a combination made mainstream thanks to the infamous Oklahoma City bombings.

00:14:42.000 And ironically, it can be sourced from the back of a van in the alley of McGittles Pub in East London.

00:14:47.000 Now, of course, you'll want to add your screws and your nails to create your shrapnel, a method that gets its root in Afghanistan. 1.00

00:14:53.000 And you'll need your belt.

00:14:54.000 The belt, of course, is made from the finest materials.

00:14:57.000 It comes from a tailor in Francovilla Fontana in the southeast corner of Italy.

00:15:01.000 Now, don't forget the detonator.

00:15:03.000 The detonator comes from British Boom Buttons LLC.

00:15:06.000 That's in London, okay?

00:15:08.000 Ask for Yusuf.

00:15:09.000 He'll give you a great deal.

00:15:10.000 And lastly, a dusting of nutmeg from the Banda Islands of Indonesia for that post-explosion genesse qui.

00:15:20.000 Yeah, it was last minute.

00:15:21.000 How'd you think it was going to end?

00:15:23.000 They can't all be throwing a quad amputee into a dumpster.

00:15:27.000 We could try.

00:15:30.000 It might work for every segment.

00:15:31.000 Yes, it might.

00:15:33.000 I mean, this is.

00:15:35.000 Like, everything is, everything is a thing.

00:15:35.000 Is it me?

00:15:37.000 No, this actually isn't yours.

00:15:39.000 Yeah.

00:15:39.000 So does that just mean that Western civilization doesn't have anything?

00:15:42.000 I mean, freedom?

00:15:43.000 I mean, electricity, refrigeration, television, printing press?

00:15:49.000 Twerking?

00:15:50.000 Yes, for those who are into it.

00:15:53.000 Of course, everyone's into it.

00:15:55.000 That's the problem.

00:15:56.000 Limited circumstances.

00:15:59.000 It's year 2026.

00:16:01.000 Let's use this as a standard.

00:16:02.000 What is there in the Arabic or Islamic world in 2026 that I want to import here? 1.00

00:16:09.000 How about that?

00:16:10.000 Yeah.

00:16:10.000 Exactly.

00:16:12.000 Anything?

00:16:15.000 That's about it.

00:16:16.000 That's about it.

00:16:17.000 Long-flowing shirts.

00:16:18.000 Yes.

00:16:19.000 I do like a good linen shirt.

00:16:20.000 I do.

00:16:21.000 I am jealous.

00:16:22.000 When you see, like, in the summer, ladies are so much more. 1.00

00:16:25.000 They're wearing like maxi dresses and we're basically wearing Kevlar.

00:16:28.000 We're still wearing jeans.

00:16:30.000 I guess so.

00:16:30.000 Yeah.

00:16:31.000 You get a little bit damp, and then it feels like it weighs 400 pounds.

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00:16:44.000 Or all of us.

00:16:45.000 Or everywhere, always.

00:16:47.000 So here's the latest one.

00:16:50.000 And I was, you know, I always scan looking for news.

00:16:53.000 And then I saw this once.

00:16:55.000 And I saw it a couple times.

00:16:57.000 And I don't bring something to you if it's just something very niche because you don't want to make a mountain out of a molehill.

00:17:02.000 And sometimes people will do that and then they'll, you know, they'll rage bait.

00:17:06.000 You're seeing a lot of people now testing the waters with this.

00:17:11.000 And this is why I mentioned earlier: if it feels like, if in your, you're like, oh, wait a second, I thought these people were America first, and they're starting to sound a lot like the left.

00:17:20.000 And I disagree, whatever it is.

00:17:22.000 You could disagree with President Trump on Iran.

00:17:23.000 You could disagree with President Trump on tariffs.

00:17:25.000 But overall, I want to put America first.

00:17:28.000 And overall, I'm glad that President Trump was elected instead of Kamala Harris.

00:17:34.000 If it feels like you see people trying to take away any accomplishments or even historical events related to Donald Trump, that's because it is.

00:17:43.000 That's because it is.

00:17:45.000 The good news is they've overreached a little bit.

00:17:47.000 I'm willing to bet that you will agree because now the latest conspiracy, and they're just testing to see if enough of you will buy it.

00:17:54.000 So you can come back to me.

00:17:55.000 I'm calling it right here.

00:17:56.000 Is that President Trump, there was never an attempted assassination.

00:18:01.000 It actually never happened.

00:18:03.000 It's fake.

00:18:04.000 It's a PSYOP.

00:18:05.000 That brings us to this week's seditious conspiracy.

00:18:13.000 So I've seen this in a few places, but it's always more fun if you can have Jesse Ventura say it.

00:18:20.000 I didn't know he was still around.

00:18:21.000 Yeah.

00:18:22.000 He was on.

00:18:23.000 At first, I saw it.

00:18:24.000 I didn't know if it was him or Meth Head Santa. 0.98

00:18:28.000 You'll see.

00:18:29.000 Both.

00:18:30.000 He was on Piers Morgan, and he tried to insinuate that the Trump assassination was fake and, of course, had zero substantiation beyond, come on, come on, Pierce.

00:18:40.000 Come on.

00:18:41.000 Really, Pierce?

00:18:42.000 You believe that?

00:18:43.000 All right.

00:18:43.000 Here you go.

00:18:44.000 There is a UFC whole event going on imminently at the White House.

00:18:51.000 Maybe they could extend it and have you against Trump.

00:18:56.000 Do you think he'd have the guts to do that?

00:18:58.000 Are you kidding me?

00:19:00.000 Well, this guy waited, Jesse.

00:19:04.000 To be fair, Jesus.

00:19:05.000 Wait a minute, Pierce.

00:19:05.000 To be fair, when he got shot, I'm going to tell you.

00:19:08.000 When he got shot, he got back up.

00:19:10.000 7555.

00:19:13.000 Oh, yeah, right, right, right.

00:19:15.000 You ever hear of a blade job?

00:19:18.000 Anyway, a blade?

00:19:20.000 Well, you think he was fake?

00:19:21.000 Anyway, I don't know.

00:19:24.000 Where's his scar today?

00:19:26.000 Somebody died literally sitting behind him.

00:19:31.000 I don't know.

00:19:32.000 You know, come on, Piers.

00:19:34.000 You're going to tell me this guy's a big hero now?

00:19:37.000 I thought that day he was.

00:19:39.000 That day he was.

00:19:41.000 Yeah.

00:19:41.000 Really?

00:19:42.000 Really?

00:19:43.000 Yeah, he was.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, well, then he accomplished what he wanted out of you guys.

00:19:48.000 No, I think he could be heroic on one day and he can be less heroic on others.

00:19:52.000 But if you ask me, was he heroic when he got shot? 0.97

00:19:55.000 Yeah, and I think those who try to pretend or anything, it's ridiculous. 0.97

00:19:59.000 You're right.

00:20:00.000 You know, you know what I feel bad about was that if he'd have joined us in Vietnam, we might have won, huh? 0.89

00:20:06.000 Now, see, this is what they do: they throw out a claim.

00:20:09.000 Okay.

00:20:11.000 They substantiate it, not at all.

00:20:13.000 Then they act incredulous when you call them on, like, oh, okay.

00:20:16.000 Come on.

00:20:17.000 Look, I was in an underwater demolition.

00:20:20.000 You think this guy was?

00:20:22.000 No, you said that he wasn't shot.

00:20:24.000 Yeah.

00:20:24.000 And then they move to sarcasm.

00:20:26.000 By the way, the laziest form of humor.

00:20:28.000 Oh, I bet you he would have been so good at war in Vietnam, right? 1.00

00:20:32.000 I'm implying he wouldn't be, tough guy.

00:20:36.000 Did you know I went to Vietnam?

00:20:38.000 Did you know I went to Vietnam?

00:20:39.000 It's like what I'm saying is like it's opposite day.

00:20:42.000 Like when you were in grade school, you'd wear your shirt on backwards.

00:20:45.000 I'm saying he, in fact, was not in Vietnam.

00:20:49.000 Ah, but I was.

00:20:51.000 I was.

00:20:52.000 But could you imagine if President Trump was a hero in Vietnam?

00:20:52.000 I'm a hero.

00:20:55.000 It'd be pretty cool.

00:21:06.000 I am a hero.

00:21:08.000 I am a hero.

00:21:09.000 I am a hero.

00:21:11.000 Trump is the best.

00:21:13.000 That's about it.

00:21:17.000 Hey, hey, why are you running, tough guy?

00:21:19.000 Why don't you try running into the flames?

00:21:25.000 And of course, it's just funny because it's Jesse Ventura.

00:21:28.000 He's out of his mind. 0.99

00:21:28.000 And by the way, he is the template for all the new trash journalists, conspiracy theorists, right? 0.99

00:21:34.000 I'm just asking questions. 0.63

00:21:35.000 I called into Dennis Miller's radio show probably 10, 15 years ago as Jesse Ventura.

00:21:42.000 And I would throw out a bunch of outlandish things.

00:21:44.000 And every time I'd say, well, hold on a second, do you think that happened?

00:21:46.000 I go, I don't know, Dennis.

00:21:47.000 I don't know.

00:21:48.000 I'm just asking questions, tough guy.

00:21:51.000 That's how I, and that's what you see.

00:21:52.000 Now, I'm just asking questions.

00:21:54.000 But if you never provide an answer, or there's an answer in the question that's implied that can be easily disproven, he's not the only one.

00:22:01.000 Check the references.

00:22:02.000 We provide them every show, 11 a.m. Eastern when we stream.

00:22:05.000 Bunch of conspiracy theorists out there testing the water.

00:22:08.000 If it picks up enough traction, they will then pump it into the mainstream.

00:22:11.000 I've seen this pattern.

00:22:12.000 So let's go through the claims that you see.

00:22:14.000 They're very, very easily debunked.

00:22:16.000 This doesn't mean that it's 100% proven to be true, but you could say that about anything.

00:22:21.000 We can simply disprove the initial claims that are being made before the goalposts get moved.

00:22:28.000 Look for that too.

00:22:29.000 One of them, where's his scar?

00:22:29.000 It's going to happen.

00:22:32.000 Where's the scar?

00:22:34.000 Here's a scar. 0.99

00:22:38.000 Well, crap. 0.99

00:22:40.000 Here's a small one. 0.99

00:22:40.000 Okay. 0.99

00:22:42.000 Small one.

00:22:42.000 Sure.

00:22:43.000 Nobody said it blew his ear off.

00:22:45.000 There's a scar.

00:22:45.000 Nope.

00:22:46.000 Where is it?

00:22:47.000 You ever hear of a blade job?

00:22:49.000 That's in wrestling when they cut their forehead.

00:22:50.000 Like, all right.

00:22:53.000 No way to say.

00:22:54.000 I guess now we've gone from where's his scar to there it is.

00:22:57.000 Well, I could just he could have done it himself.

00:22:58.000 But you said, where is his scar?

00:22:59.000 Okay.

00:23:00.000 Let's go to the next one where Piers Morgan, I think, did a pretty good job there.

00:23:00.000 Okay.

00:23:04.000 He did, yeah.

00:23:05.000 The man who was killed, Mr. I've heard it pronounced comprator and comparator.

00:23:12.000 When that was brought up, oh, yeah, come on.

00:23:18.000 You got anything more than that?

00:23:19.000 The bod.

00:23:22.000 So, okay, here's why there's, well, here, here's the proof.

00:23:26.000 None of it can be 100%.

00:23:28.000 That's the position that people are.

00:23:29.000 Family, co-workers, police, government officials, including Shapiro there in Pennsylvania, all confirmed the death.

00:23:39.000 Are they all in on it?

00:23:43.000 Why?

00:23:45.000 Why would you have family and coworkers and a Democrat and Republicans?

00:23:50.000 And those aren't, if it's just one, for example, if you look at a lot of conspiracies like Antifa being let off the hook, well, it just takes Ray saying Antifa is not a real thing.

00:23:59.000 Right.

00:24:00.000 Oh, you go, oh, okay, that determines the policy, right?

00:24:03.000 If you look at the conspiracy that isn't a conspiracy of big tech censorship, well, it just takes one phone call because the same day, Facebook, Meta, Instagram, Twitter, Apple, Spotify, YouTube,

00:24:17.000 Google all got rid of Alex Jones in one day, right?

00:24:20.000 It's not a conspiracy.

00:24:21.000 That really only involves 10 people.

00:24:23.000 In this case, it would involve hundreds of people, thousands of people who don't have the shared invested interest.

00:24:30.000 Why?

00:24:31.000 And I know there's going to be a lazy answer that all these people are controlled by one person and that's why.

00:24:35.000 And so you shouldn't believe your lying eyes and ears.

00:24:38.000 Here's the other one.

00:24:39.000 Why would the New York Times be in on it?

00:24:41.000 People who really, really, really, really didn't want President Trump to win, I believe, officially endorsed Kamala Harris, or was that the Washington Post?

00:24:48.000 You guys can fact check me.

00:24:49.000 If they didn't endorse her, it was a soft endorsement.

00:24:52.000 They were the ones who had the image of the bullet.

00:24:54.000 Here you go.

00:24:56.000 Well, they're in on it with the family, with a conservative family.

00:25:03.000 It's a fake picture, Steve.

00:25:04.000 And a governor, it's a fake picture.

00:25:06.000 Ah, ah, right.

00:25:07.000 It's a fake picture.

00:25:08.000 Also, no one else in the press who would be a competitor to the New York Times would reverse engineer that picture and have that mammoth scoop that it's fake.

00:25:21.000 Keep in mind, I believe it was the New York Times or Wall Street Journal who said that the engravings on the bullets used against Charlie Kirk that we released, they said that was fake when it was real.

00:25:32.000 And they had to concede that later on.

00:25:34.000 They're always looking to accuse someone of a fake story.

00:25:37.000 No one?

00:25:39.000 That's about all Jesse Ventura offers.

00:25:40.000 But some other people are offering other conspiracies, again, that cannot be proven or disproven.

00:25:46.000 Here's one that I've heard: well, why didn't they rush him off the stage?

00:25:49.000 That's another one you're going to see.

00:25:50.000 Why don't they run this?

00:25:51.000 This is clearly not real because they wouldn't allow him to get up and pump his fist.

00:25:55.000 They would have immediately taken him off stage.

00:25:57.000 This is all theater.

00:25:58.000 Well, they did try, and there's audio that has not been disputed that clearly demonstrates why he was there and wanted to inspire people.

00:26:20.000 I've got you, sir.

00:26:21.000 I got you, sir.

00:26:22.000 Let me get my shoes. 0.89

00:26:23.000 Hold up in your head.

00:26:43.000 They were all in on it, I guess, too.

00:26:46.000 Where you say, ah, it still doesn't make sense.

00:26:49.000 Guys, what are we doing here?

00:26:52.000 And if you're going to try and take away one of the most significant moments in presidential history that certainly I can remember in my lifetime, as far as yeah,

00:27:05.000 would you guys probably say as far as someone running for office, this was the most significant event to happen to an individual?

00:27:11.000 I'm not talking about 9-11.

00:27:12.000 In my 36 years, yeah.

00:27:13.000 Yeah.

00:27:14.000 Okay.

00:27:14.000 I remember I went.

00:27:15.000 I was born in the 80s, but there's things before, but yeah.

00:27:18.000 Certainly up there.

00:27:19.000 Yeah.

00:27:20.000 And that's a big reason as to why he won.

00:27:22.000 It inspired a lot of people.

00:27:23.000 Afterwards, you even had Zuckerberg and Yaniel Hamas saying, look, that's really badass.

00:27:28.000 Now you have people on the right, for some reason, they always lean toward taking away a win, taking away the ability for President Trump to be inspiring in any capacity while telling you it's because they're America first.

00:27:28.000 Yeah.

00:27:44.000 Also, time traveling, Jesse Ventura, had some words and a rebuttal for current Jesse Ventura.

00:27:50.000 A bunch of slack jaw fidgets around here.

00:27:53.000 See, I like that one better.

00:27:55.000 Yeah, he had a cool mustache.

00:27:59.000 And I'll open the floor to you.

00:28:00.000 Anything I'm missing?

00:28:01.000 I hate that we even have to address this, but I know this is going to be a thing that more people are going to carry.

00:28:06.000 They'll try and.

00:28:07.000 It seems like it's cropped back up because of the Iran thing.

00:28:10.000 Because they were trying to say that President Trump truly does believe that Iran did make plans to try and assassinate him, whether that was Butler, whether it was a golf course, whether there's other things that didn't happen.

00:28:20.000 There's actually been a court case that concluded that somebody testified that they were paid by Iran.

00:28:24.000 I think it was a Pakistani man, if I remember correctly.

00:28:26.000 He believes that.

00:28:27.000 And so they're starting to undercut that in the frame of we're at kind of war-ish with Iran right now.

00:28:34.000 So I've seen this on the fringes, but now it's starting to make its way into the mainstream a little bit.

00:28:38.000 And I'm like, I see what you're doing.

00:28:40.000 There's always something else.

00:28:41.000 It can't possibly be what he said it was.

00:28:43.000 To be prepared, too, to have more Jesse Ventura on TV.

00:28:46.000 Especially with this ran stuff going on.

00:28:46.000 Yes.

00:28:48.000 He loves any opportunity to come in and tell everybody about how much of a hero he is.

00:28:52.000 And how much of a hero his family.

00:28:52.000 Yeah.

00:28:54.000 Before the clip we played, he was asked something and he didn't answer the question.

00:29:00.000 All he said was, I know about ICE.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, because my grandfather fought in World War I and my parents fought in World War II and I fought in Vietnam and my brother.

00:29:11.000 And so I know what I'm talking about.

00:29:13.000 And then Peter's like, okay, but the question.

00:29:17.000 Looks, I know about ICE.

00:29:18.000 You know, the first thing I did when I got in a hotel was I went down to the ice maker on the second floor and I put it in my bucket.

00:29:24.000 I make sure to use the bag.

00:29:26.000 I got to use the bag to keep it sanitary because I've been using ice all my life, big chief.

00:29:32.000 I don't think it's about ice, to be clear.

00:29:35.000 I wish it was now, but.

00:29:38.000 Yeah, yeah, you wouldn't know.

00:29:39.000 I don't just have an ice maker.

00:29:41.000 All right, buddy, I got a nugget ice maker.

00:29:45.000 That's where it's like a reverse, Godforsaken snowflake where it actually adds layers and it's crunchy and satisfying.

00:29:53.000 You wouldn't know about ICE.

00:29:56.000 Don't try and talk to me about ICE.

00:29:58.000 All right.

00:29:58.000 All right, tough guy.

00:30:00.000 And here's...

00:30:01.000 And people buy it, though.

00:30:02.000 They go, oh, yeah, he's a war hero.

00:30:02.000 They buy it.

00:30:04.000 Look at him.

00:30:06.000 He blew up unexploded ordinance underwater in the 70s or 60s or 75 years ago.

00:30:12.000 Who cares?

00:30:13.000 He knows everything.

00:30:13.000 And I've seen the people pushing this a lot.

00:30:15.000 And again, I'd say it's 58% on the right.

00:30:18.000 And this is just an estimate, 50% on the left.

00:30:20.000 I think it'd be higher on the right.

00:30:21.000 I think it's almost all on the business.

00:30:21.000 Yeah.

00:30:24.000 These people are going to go, listen to Jesse Ventura.

00:30:27.000 Well, they'll go, I don't care about left or right, man.

00:30:28.000 I care about truth.

00:30:30.000 Do you know what he supported?

00:30:31.000 Do you know what his policies are as far as when he was governor?

00:30:35.000 This is what people say.

00:30:36.000 The one answer, look, and I will tell you, it's a sickness.

00:30:39.000 AIPAC can go screw themselves with a wire brush, to be clear.

00:30:42.000 I don't think we need to be sending any money to Israel at all whatsoever.

00:30:45.000 I think they need to fight their own battles, and we need to protect our country.

00:30:48.000 And if our interests ever align, and I think they align probably less often than many have claimed, more often than some would like to believe, great.

00:30:56.000 Find out where that works.

00:30:57.000 But some people now would tell you, well, the reason that the right and the left and all these folks have come together who campaign against each other to gaslight you, to psyop you, is because they're really controlled by the Jews. 0.80

00:31:11.000 And I've heard this quite a bit, right?

00:31:13.000 They go, it's just a few people at the top who want us all fighting, man.

00:31:16.000 Left versus right.

00:31:18.000 It's the elite.

00:31:19.000 And they believe that it's largely the Jews.

00:31:21.000 It's like, oh, oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:23.000 Hey, let's assume, okay?

00:31:25.000 And just don't take me out of context. 1.00

00:31:26.000 Let's assume we get rid of all Jews tomorrow. 1.00

00:31:31.000 Some kind of anti-Jew rapture bomb where they just disappear nonviolently and the nation of Israel disappears tomorrow. 1.00

00:31:39.000 Okay. 0.91

00:31:40.000 Oh, I guess I didn't have a difference of opinion with the Democrats on trans and kids.

00:31:46.000 It was the Jews who psyoped me into thinking, I thought that you supported Democrats. 0.98

00:31:50.000 I thought that you supported abortion all the way up until and including birth and even after birth, like Governor of Virginia Northam said.

00:31:56.000 No, I just imagined that.

00:31:58.000 I thought that you, Democrat, I thought that you said a 90% top marginal tax rate was okay.

00:32:02.000 That was just me.

00:32:03.000 I dreamt that.

00:32:04.000 I thought Green New Deal was something you, I must have just dreamt it.

00:32:07.000 I thought DEI was, I thought, give them space to destroy Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:32:11.000 I thought Antifa's just an idea.

00:32:13.000 I thought I had disagreements with the left.

00:32:15.000 All the Jews are gone. 1.00

00:32:17.000 Turns out I'm okay with all of it and we can all get along. 0.99

00:32:21.000 You Jews. 0.97

00:32:25.000 And watch.

00:32:26.000 Someone's going to watch this and go, hope those $7,000 are worth it.

00:32:31.000 Shekels. 0.90

00:32:32.000 They'll call them shekels. 1.00

00:32:33.000 Let's be honest about it.

00:32:34.000 Like to act like we, like, everyone's getting together.

00:32:36.000 They're like, yes, what did you say, Jew? 1.00

00:32:39.000 I'll pretend like I don't want to transition kids and that that is my primary grievance with the entire Democrat Party.

00:32:39.000 All right.

00:32:48.000 I mean, the left doesn't want to transition kids either.

00:32:50.000 It's just the Jews tell them to do it. 1.00

00:32:51.000 Right, exactly.

00:32:52.000 It must be that right.

00:32:53.000 They all know all the porn sites, except except they don't.

00:32:56.000 Like, that's what I see with this.

00:32:56.000 But they don't.

00:32:59.000 Yeah.

00:33:00.000 That's, that's what I'm seeing out there.

00:33:01.000 Otherwise, there is no, there is no logical response to say, yeah, Democrats, Republicans, and all these people would get together to convince you that there was an assassination attempt.

00:33:11.000 So the Jews are so convincing. 1.00

00:33:14.000 The Jews, not Israel, the Jews are so convincing that Democrats willingly took part in a staged assassination plot that would guarantee Donald Trump a better chance at being elected. 0.81

00:33:27.000 Right. 0.62

00:33:28.000 Oh, it doesn't matter because he's also controlled by the Jews. 1.00

00:33:31.000 So at the end, it's the same thing.

00:33:32.000 Kamala Harris, Donald Trump, you're going to get the same results.

00:33:35.000 We all know Kamala Harris would have declared that there were two genders. 0.98

00:33:39.000 We all know that she would have had the same policy on tariffs.

00:33:42.000 We all know that she wouldn't have continued Biden's policy in the board that led to 12 to 20 million illegal aliens getting in.

00:33:50.000 She would have closed it just like Donald Trump. 0.97

00:33:52.000 There's no difference.

00:33:53.000 You're just being psyoped.

00:33:56.000 Okay.

00:33:57.000 I just, I hope, I hope we can do better.

00:34:00.000 And I'm not talking about you, but just question everything that you read out there right now.

00:34:05.000 Because ultimately, if you follow it to the end of the trail, you're like, oh, okay.

00:34:09.000 That's what this is about.

00:34:11.000 Jesse Ventura, he's back now. 1.00

00:34:14.000 Him and his fucking riff rap. 0.99

00:34:15.000 The bot is back. 1.00

00:34:17.000 Former governor of Minnesota here.

00:34:19.000 You can call me the bot.

00:34:21.000 No, I won't.

00:34:22.000 I won't.

00:34:23.000 All right, tough guy.

00:34:24.000 Call you a skeleton.

00:34:26.000 Yeah, sounds to me like a blade job.

00:34:28.000 What?

00:34:30.000 This Sunday on geriatric wrestling.

00:34:32.000 Watch Jerry.

00:34:33.000 Watch Jesse Ventura, the bot.

00:34:34.000 It's just so sad.

00:34:36.000 The sagging bar.

00:34:37.000 I like Pierce's idea, though.

00:34:38.000 It'd be nice to see them fight.

00:34:40.000 That'd be cool.

00:34:40.000 It would.

00:34:41.000 Yeah.

00:34:41.000 Yeah, he could be just, he could have like a Santa outfit.

00:34:44.000 Yeah.

00:34:45.000 I'm coming down your chimney tonight there, big chief.

00:34:48.000 All I have is coral and ash whippings, and I'm straight out of coal, tough guy.

00:34:53.000 Trump shows up wearing the Grinch outfit.

00:34:57.000 That would be awesome.

00:34:59.000 Steal your Christmas.

00:35:00.000 Right.

00:35:00.000 And by the way, hey, you know what?

00:35:01.000 We're actually not going to, we don't steal here.

00:35:03.000 We give.

00:35:04.000 We give too much.

00:35:05.000 It's time to give even more.

00:35:06.000 It's a reverse super chat.

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00:35:30.000 And if you were gifted any of these super chats, just hey, tag me on extra Instagram.

00:35:35.000 And, you know, just try and avoid the blade jobs because you'll actually get a lot of it.

00:35:40.000 You get the pockmarks in your forehead, and it's not necessary.

00:35:42.000 This has been reverse super chat.

00:35:46.000 I can't afford a blade.

00:35:48.000 What the.

00:35:48.000 Did I just hit my microphone?

00:35:49.000 You did get your mic off.

00:35:50.000 I thought I was going to throw it at you.

00:35:52.000 Don't throw it.

00:35:53.000 I'm going to throw it at you, but then I.

00:35:53.000 Just put it on the desk.

00:35:55.000 Why would you throw things at me?

00:35:55.000 Don't.

00:35:56.000 That's not nice.

00:35:57.000 That's not what friends do.

00:35:59.000 Do it.

00:36:02.000 See, I tried to fake him out over here.

00:36:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:36:05.000 All right.

00:36:07.000 Good talk.

00:36:08.000 Yeah.

00:36:08.000 Thank you.

00:36:08.000 Okay.

00:36:09.000 And thank you for the raid that just came in.

00:36:10.000 We appreciate it.

00:36:11.000 You just missed a whole segment on Jesse Vincent.

00:36:15.000 Just do it.

00:36:15.000 Please.

00:36:16.000 I don't have the patience today. 0.99

00:36:19.000 Climb up that butt. 1.00

00:36:22.000 Go. 0.98

00:36:24.000 I'll leave it there.

00:36:24.000 Go, go, go.

00:36:29.000 He really wants that.

00:36:35.000 Yesterday, Melania, I had special guests at an AI conference.

00:36:39.000 Watch.

00:36:47.000 Look at those two hotties. 1.00

00:36:57.000 Like her black elbows. 0.98

00:37:04.000 And of course, it always begs the question who is doing the programming.

00:37:10.000 Right.

00:37:11.000 Because some would say that the robot was, at the very least, behavior toward Melania on the line.

00:37:23.000 Looks like you've done this before.

00:37:27.000 Walking like a pro.

00:37:30.000 What are you doing, later?

00:37:35.000 I haven't eaten yet.

00:37:37.000 Oh.

00:37:39.000 Poor guy got his heart broken.

00:37:41.000 Yeah, you know, that's the problem, is they're getting too advanced.

00:37:43.000 Now they've actually, they feel.

00:37:44.000 You do.

00:37:45.000 And I don't feel good about that.

00:37:48.000 I like that.

00:37:49.000 I like that I can, you know, condescend a robot.

00:37:51.000 That's cool.

00:37:52.000 You like that you can destroy a robot's dreams?

00:37:54.000 Yeah, I mean, he can take my job, but I can hurt his feelings.

00:37:58.000 That's right.

00:37:59.000 That's a fair trade. 0.65

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:01.000 Funny, I guarantee you there's some guys who do that with AI.

00:38:04.000 Of course, are you getting that?

00:38:06.000 There's some women who gossip about AI with other AI behind AI's back. 0.98

00:38:09.000 We already have a racist term for AI.

00:38:12.000 We do.

00:38:12.000 That's true.

00:38:13.000 That's right.

00:38:13.000 Wait.

00:38:14.000 Oh, you can compute really fast, but you'll never climax.

00:38:14.000 I forgot.

00:38:22.000 Tell that to the trannies. 1.00

00:38:26.000 Hey, yesterday, actually, pop culture, it was completely dominating the internet because there's new Harry Potter out.

00:38:33.000 I don't understand fully why, but the funny part is the backlash.

00:38:37.000 And Stephen Colbert, for some reason, is writing the new Lord of the Rings.

00:38:39.000 It's time for Hollywood Minute.

00:38:50.000 So you're clear, no original stories are coming out?

00:38:53.000 I was going to say, in exhibit A as to why AI didn't replace your job, you did.

00:38:59.000 You did, Hollywood.

00:39:00.000 You made your jobs irrelevant by recycling ideas, by basically paint-by-numbers scripts.

00:39:08.000 Harry Potter, I understand an old movie like Dune.

00:39:11.000 Yeah.

00:39:12.000 Dune is almost, someone once said Dune is, was it Lynch, said it's an impossible film to direct.

00:39:18.000 So you make it now with new technology.

00:39:19.000 I get significantly better.

00:39:21.000 Harry Potter, it was pretty well done.

00:39:24.000 These were some of the most popular films of all time.

00:39:26.000 It's not like there's a huge generational gap because it's timeless.

00:39:30.000 So that tells you there might be a different reason, along with profit motive, to remake Harry Potter in the new, perhaps more left-leaning image.

00:39:41.000 Here's the trailer.

00:39:45.000 I told you.

00:39:52.000 He's got everything in there.

00:39:54.000 It's like a tiny house.

00:39:56.000 And you're going to start acting like one.

00:39:58.000 Ah, great. 1.00

00:39:59.000 The bullies are white. 0.99

00:40:01.000 And it's an all-boys white school, so it's fine. 0.98

00:40:05.000 Yeah, but it's not really British, is it?

00:40:06.000 There is nothing special.

00:40:10.000 Not now, it's not.

00:40:12.000 About you.

00:40:17.000 Yeah, I was going to say we're using that term loosely a little bit.

00:40:17.000 Original.

00:40:24.000 Your parents were the kindest, bravest people I ever met.

00:40:29.000 They were funny.

00:40:30.000 That's good casting.

00:40:37.000 The next time I see you, we'll be in Hogwarts.

00:40:56.000 I'm just not really seeing the difference.

00:40:59.000 It's not.

00:41:01.000 I think we can expect great things from you.

00:41:04.000 I used to be a guy.

00:41:12.000 Let's see who you are.

00:41:29.000 Are you really Harry Potter?

00:41:43.000 Okay.

00:41:44.000 I mean, it looks the same.

00:41:48.000 It has the same title.

00:41:49.000 It's even released at the same time at Christmas at the end of the year.

00:41:53.000 And again, you say there are Christmas elements.

00:41:55.000 Philosopher's Stone.

00:41:56.000 That's a different title.

00:41:57.000 No, not really.

00:41:57.000 The Sorcerer's Stone?

00:41:58.000 It was a Sorcerer's Stone.

00:41:59.000 In Canada, it was Philosopher's Stone.

00:42:01.000 Yeah, the Original's Philosopher.

00:42:02.000 The originals.

00:42:03.000 Yes.

00:42:04.000 The way it was written is Philosopher's Stone.

00:42:06.000 Correct.

00:42:06.000 The book?

00:42:07.000 Okay.

00:42:07.000 The U.S. version.

00:42:08.000 The U.S. is- Because in Europe it was still a little bit different.

00:42:12.000 It was the Sorcerer's Stone here in the United States.

00:42:14.000 Okay, that's pivotal.

00:42:15.000 So, I will say, Nick Frost is Hagrid.

00:42:19.000 Great.

00:42:20.000 I like it.

00:42:21.000 John Lithgow is anything I don't like.

00:42:23.000 I don't know why people.

00:42:25.000 Oh, my God.

00:42:25.000 You know what?

00:42:26.000 Everything is over the top.

00:42:28.000 Yes, of course.

00:42:28.000 Everything's over the top.

00:42:30.000 Yeah.

00:42:30.000 It's Harry Potter.

00:42:32.000 He's hilarious.

00:42:34.000 That's totally fine with me.

00:42:36.000 If he's in a comedy, it's hilarious.

00:42:37.000 It is, yeah.

00:42:39.000 In little amounts.

00:42:40.000 Fine.

00:42:40.000 Everything?

00:42:41.000 And I'll get to John Lithgow, by the way.

00:42:42.000 Come on.

00:42:43.000 And I'll get to John Lithgow in a second who apologized for it because it's not enough.

00:42:48.000 J.K. Rowling is like, you know, she isn't really involved with this.

00:42:51.000 She just wrote the books, right, that were so famous.

00:42:53.000 There are actually people now who are furious that any actor would willingly take part in a J.K. Rowling book-based film because she had the nerve to say that men shouldn't compete in women's sports.

00:43:05.000 Right? 0.97

00:43:06.000 This is a known lifelong liberal who's pro-refugee, open borders, just doesn't want dicks and ladies' locker rooms. 1.00

00:43:15.000 And so that requires a boycott. 0.98

00:43:16.000 So Professor Snape, once played by Alan Rickman, will now be played by Papa Isido, black guy, which is fine. 0.97

00:43:26.000 You can do that now.

00:43:27.000 I don't care a ton.

00:43:28.000 But here's the thing.

00:43:32.000 We're all the nerds, like the left, because we're all the nerds.

00:43:34.000 You'd be like, well, if you read the book.

00:43:37.000 Well, the book is pretty clear.

00:43:38.000 It describes Snape as a thin, greasy-haired man with a pale, sneering face.

00:43:44.000 Okay.

00:43:45.000 He's pale.

00:43:45.000 Not to mention.

00:43:46.000 If you guys remember the storyline, they're going to have to deal with Harry's dad lynching a black Snape at some point.

00:43:53.000 They can't lynch him.

00:43:54.000 I mean, there are hands down.

00:43:57.000 I think it will come across that way.

00:43:59.000 They bullied him for sure.

00:44:01.000 I did hang him by the foot.

00:44:02.000 Did you say there was a character who used to be a guy who's a woman now or something?

00:44:06.000 Maybe it was just the voice, but yeah, the wand maker was a man.

00:44:10.000 And that looked like a woman there. 1.00

00:44:12.000 Well, it could just be.

00:44:13.000 Maybe it was a feminine voice and a man. 0.90

00:44:15.000 No issue.

00:44:15.000 Here's the thing.

00:44:16.000 But does it ever go the other way?

00:44:17.000 And I know you'll say, like, Matt Damon with Genghis Kan, but no, that doesn't count.

00:44:21.000 Do they ever take a historically black character and be like, yeah, let's just make a bite. 0.93

00:44:26.000 A historically, like, have you seen a film where Rosa Parks was played by John Toturo?

00:44:33.000 I want to see that film, though.

00:44:34.000 I want to see young men in the hood. 0.78

00:44:37.000 Young men in the neighborhood.

00:44:39.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:39.000 Have you ever, I mean, you have the all-black first swim team, only they're whites.

00:44:43.000 You're like, what am I watching?

00:44:44.000 This doesn't make sense.

00:44:45.000 It only goes one way.

00:44:47.000 It's never cool runnings. 0.98

00:44:48.000 They're all white.

00:44:49.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:44:50.000 It's not about the Swedes.

00:44:52.000 And this is what we're talking about where they try and convince you.

00:44:54.000 You saw it earlier with the English breakfast.

00:44:55.000 Actually, this isn't English.

00:44:56.000 Actually, this isn't American.

00:44:57.000 Actually, this is what it should look like.

00:44:59.000 And so it's fine because it's fine for people to say, you know what?

00:45:03.000 I'm tired of it.

00:45:04.000 Because the people who are supporting these films, the people who are going to be paying for the tickets, most of them would like to see some representation of themselves.

00:45:04.000 Why?

00:45:12.000 And certainly their most beloved fictional characters.

00:45:15.000 And certainly, I would argue, even more importantly, historical character, historical figures, like Cleopatra.

00:45:20.000 Right?

00:45:21.000 We've seen that.

00:45:21.000 And so nothing can just be, all right, let's watch it.

00:45:24.000 And because nothing's original, nothing can simply be created without an agenda.

00:45:28.000 Very, very little anyway, which brings us to Reddit Retards. 0.98

00:45:37.000 Hang him.

00:45:39.000 And exhibit 150,042 on why appeasing crocodiles is futile.

00:45:47.000 John Lithgow, playing Dumbledore, felt the need to go out of his way and let the New York Times know that he considered quitting Harry Potter over J.K. Rowling, but he didn't.

00:46:05.000 Why say it?

00:46:06.000 Why say it?

00:46:07.000 But he said that he stuck it out despite knowing that every interview I ever will do for the rest of my life, this will come up because you brought it up.

00:46:16.000 It's because you brought it up.

00:46:18.000 I loved him in Cliffhanger.

00:46:19.000 And then he even, he's really trying to do damage control.

00:46:21.000 He said, you know, he never met Rowling.

00:46:23.000 I've never met her.

00:46:23.000 I want to be really clear.

00:46:24.000 And I don't agree with her, but I really think that Harry Potter is antithetical to the lady who wrote it because he wrote, it's clearly on the side of the angels against intolerance and bigotry.

00:46:38.000 That's not true. 0.99

00:46:40.000 The fuck? 0.99

00:46:41.000 I'm sorry. 1.00

00:46:44.000 It's wizard people.

00:46:46.000 It's wizard people.

00:46:46.000 I know.

00:46:47.000 Hey, you know what?

00:46:48.000 You want to be outraged about this?

00:46:49.000 How do you think those midgets felt when they're like, oh, man, oh, my agent? 1.00

00:46:53.000 What is it?

00:46:53.000 I got a new role.

00:46:54.000 It's going to be a bank Jew. 1.00

00:46:55.000 You're going to be a midget bank Jew. 1.00

00:46:58.000 Goblins. 0.99

00:46:59.000 They're goblins.

00:47:01.000 Come on, man.

00:47:02.000 I'm not the one who said it.

00:47:04.000 We know what they were doing.

00:47:05.000 Will I be a romantic lead? 0.98

00:47:07.000 You're going to be horrible.

00:47:10.000 You're going to scare small children as it should be, midget client. 1.00

00:47:18.000 Said the new transing spell.

00:47:20.000 Transagonia.

00:47:21.000 How long are your fingernails?

00:47:23.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:47:24.000 But it wasn't good enough.

00:47:25.000 So John Wilsgow knew it was coming. 0.89

00:47:27.000 And this, now you have the Reddit retard response. 0.98

00:47:30.000 Here's someone, she wrote, who is it?

00:47:33.000 Brian IRL.

00:47:34.000 Perhaps Lithgow will live long enough to realize that history will remember him more as a participant in this walking human rights violation than for his other work.

00:47:43.000 Sorry, we're tatted.

00:47:44.000 Like Third Rock from the Sun.

00:47:47.000 Yeah.

00:47:49.000 His other prestigious work.

00:47:50.000 Yeah, hey, I like him.

00:47:51.000 Don't.

00:47:52.000 Lithgow is so annoying.

00:47:53.000 He makes me miss French Stewart.

00:47:55.000 Oh, God.

00:47:56.000 How dare you?

00:47:57.000 Well, I could play Professor Snape.

00:48:01.000 No, you can't.

00:48:02.000 Where's the Howards or something?

00:48:02.000 You can't do anything.

00:48:03.000 You ruined Home Alone 4 or whatever it was.

00:48:06.000 Come on.

00:48:07.000 It's your fault for watching.

00:48:11.000 I can't believe you said that.

00:48:12.000 That is a completely fair crisis.

00:48:13.000 My eyes need this.

00:48:15.000 It's a completely fair.

00:48:16.000 Third Rock from the Sun was actually pretty funny.

00:48:17.000 Oh, yes, it was.

00:48:18.000 I like that.

00:48:19.000 But it's not like a series.

00:48:20.000 And Cliffhanger was a fun action movie.

00:48:21.000 Thank you.

00:48:22.000 Here's another reaction to Lithgow's participation in a walking human rights violation.

00:48:27.000 For those of you just tuning in, yes, acting in a Harry Potter film is just like hosing down blacks trying to get a piece of pie at a diner pre-Civil Rights Act. 0.98

00:48:35.000 That's how these people view it.

00:48:36.000 Here's a reaction on TikTok to Lithgow the SS officer.

00:48:41.000 No one complained when I agreed to play Roll Dahl, but I received so many messages about J.K. Rowling.

00:48:47.000 Isn't that odd?

00:48:48.000 No, actually, John Lithgow, it's not really that odd.

00:48:51.000 J.K. Rowling, who is still very much with us, is actively using this project to make more money to funnel hatred policies and laws that will harm my trans brothers and sisters and siblings is more important to me than a fictional series.

00:49:19.000 I guess naturally, I think it's a great reaction from an old white man like John Lithgow. 0.93

00:49:27.000 I guess you don't have to make money.

00:49:29.000 You don't have to worry about morality and ethics.

00:49:33.000 But yeah.

00:49:35.000 And it's not remotely the same thing as playing a very much dead person to what you're doing now.

00:49:44.000 What?

00:49:45.000 Okay, well, I'll be sure to boycott your EBT mom business. 1.00

00:49:48.000 Yeah.

00:49:49.000 But let's just do what they say, these will cause harm to trans people. 0.96

00:49:53.000 Let me present to you point counterpoint.

00:49:55.000 And this does matter because we act as though there's a legitimate debate going on.

00:50:00.000 All right.

00:50:01.000 Here's why I don't want biological men in women's sports or biological men in women's bathrooms. 1.00

00:50:09.000 And I don't believe that societally we should encourage or take part in this delusion that you can change gender.

00:50:17.000 Okay, because there is no scientific evidence to support this.

00:50:20.000 As a matter of fact, all evidence that we have goes to the contrary that you are, in fact, born with a male or female brain matched to your body.

00:50:28.000 Also, an increased risk of sexual assault, increased risk of sexual harassment, the fact that I know not all trans people, but it opens the doors to predators.

00:50:37.000 This is why we have had these safeguards in the past.

00:50:40.000 Also, physical harm to women, women losing out on potential opportunities that would go to actual biological women. 0.96

00:50:47.000 Not to mention the fact that if we say men and women are fundamentally interchangeable, that means that we lose the ideal rearing of children scenario with a nuclear family. 0.73

00:50:58.000 And it creates litany of complications as far as the medical community.

00:51:02.000 None of this is good.

00:51:04.000 And there's no reason to do it.

00:51:07.000 Also, because encouraging this results in more people with mental illness at a younger age.

00:51:13.000 All right. 0.83

00:51:14.000 And it's gross.

00:51:15.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 So I won't go along with it.

00:51:17.000 And it's also, let's also add slippery slope because now they want a trans kids, which you said would never happen. 0.96

00:51:21.000 Their argument is it will harm people because if you don't do what they want, they may kill themselves.

00:51:21.000 Okay.

00:51:29.000 Sounds like trying to hold the whole world ransom, trying to hold the whole world hostage to me.

00:51:35.000 That's it.

00:51:36.000 There is no other counter argument.

00:51:38.000 None.

00:51:39.000 None.

00:51:40.000 Believe me.

00:51:41.000 I asked, what is a woman in 2016? 0.76

00:51:43.000 It changed my mind.

00:51:44.000 And then again and again and again and again and said, okay, let's just start with this.

00:51:46.000 What is a man?

00:51:47.000 What is a woman? 1.00

00:51:48.000 No one ever gave me an answer.

00:51:49.000 No one ever gave me a valid argument.

00:51:51.000 It's never come up.

00:51:54.000 You can disagree with mine, but it is incumbent upon you to argue why.

00:52:00.000 And when you make a statement like it's going to harm people, you definitely need to validate that somehow.

00:52:07.000 But they don't.

00:52:08.000 Other reactions to this, here's from on Reddit, broad radish 7895, because 7894 was taken.

00:52:17.000 It's sad that a huge part of her transphobia comes from her deep resentment for being born a woman.

00:52:22.000 What?

00:52:23.000 The thought of trans people finding joy makes her so rabid because it threatens the legitimacy of her hang-ups and shatters her worldview. 0.99

00:52:32.000 But I'm retarded. 0.98

00:52:34.000 This is right. 1.00

00:52:36.000 Racist, transphobia. 0.87

00:52:36.000 This is what they do. 0.87

00:52:39.000 And then they'll do this.

00:52:39.000 If you're a black person who isn't on board, not necessarily voting Republican, but isn't on board with one Black Lives Matter or mainstream leftist black talking point.

00:52:50.000 Uncle Tom.

00:52:51.000 They're doing it right now with the ICE agents.

00:52:53.000 They're not wearing masks at the airports.

00:52:54.000 Right.

00:52:55.000 And they're going, who's this N-word?

00:52:57.000 Right.

00:52:57.000 Revoke this N-word from our group.

00:53:00.000 This guy's not black. 0.98

00:53:02.000 These people aren't part of us.

00:53:03.000 Yeah.

00:53:04.000 Think about this.

00:53:06.000 And you expect people to give you more respect?

00:53:08.000 Right.

00:53:09.000 Think about Ben Carson.

00:53:12.000 Detroit.

00:53:13.000 Single mother, rough upbringing, tried to stab a relative and was stopped by a belt buckle. 0.59

00:53:19.000 Then ROTC, first person to separate conjoin twins, speaks out against the kind of messaging that, well, he's just not, he's racist.

00:53:27.000 He's the kind of guy who you said you wanted as a representative.

00:53:30.000 J.K. Rowling, feminist, anti-patriarchy, I believe single at this point, pro-refugee, all of the things, except, well, I do think that, you know, female is a biological term. 0.68

00:53:45.000 She hates women. 1.00

00:53:47.000 It doesn't matter what it is. 0.90

00:53:49.000 You have to follow lockstep, even when they present something that has no basis in reality, no rooting in any type of scientific literature, and they'll tell you to trust the science.

00:54:00.000 So J.K. Rowling isn't enough because of one difference.

00:54:04.000 The feminist J.K. Rowling, who is, I don't know, but I'm willing to bet, pro-abortion, I know pro-refugee, I know pro-liberal party, I know anti-patriarchy.

00:54:18.000 Because she doesn't want biological men in women's spaces, we are now at the point where John Lithgow is the Gestapo. 0.55

00:54:30.000 It's not a small thing.

00:54:32.000 Do you understand?

00:54:34.000 Charlie Kirk being assassinated is a manifestation of this.

00:54:37.000 Do you guys get that?

00:54:40.000 You have one difference of opinion.

00:54:42.000 They will paint you as subhuman.

00:54:46.000 Here's why.

00:54:47.000 If I could travel back in time and actually find a member of the SS, people who are actually killing innocent folks or someone in the Stalin regime, Pol Pot, guess what? 0.54

00:54:58.000 I would.

00:54:59.000 I'd have no problem with it.

00:55:00.000 These people want to make the world believe that you are, that John Lithgow is, that J.K. Rowling is.

00:55:07.000 And many of us have been shot at, or we've seen those attempts for our troubles.

00:55:11.000 Another Reddit retard, OK Association 2774, wrote, I love how this will forever be a part of her legacy. 0.90

00:55:18.000 Trans people just want to live and be themselves. 1.00

00:55:21.000 I don't know what the issue is with that.

00:55:23.000 You can go use a urinal. 0.99

00:55:26.000 Yes, as long as you're not sexually frustrated and take that frustration on other people by raping them. 0.99

00:55:31.000 That's you do whatever you want. 0.99

00:55:32.000 Just you're a man and go ahead and use men things.

00:55:34.000 That's fine.

00:55:34.000 I'll stay.

00:55:35.000 Stay away from not being yourself.

00:55:36.000 That's the whole point.

00:55:37.000 Yeah.

00:55:38.000 Think about this.

00:55:38.000 Let's just use Leah Thomas as an example, right?

00:55:41.000 Because everyone knows that.

00:55:42.000 Leah Thomas is ranked as a man 500-something, if I'm not mistaken.

00:55:47.000 Then medals.

00:55:49.000 Once he became a woman, just trying to live their life or trying to hop scotch 499 spots in the league. 1.00

00:55:59.000 I would argue those 500-something men who swam better than him were just trying to live their life.

00:56:08.000 And all of those women were just trying to live their life till he took it from them. 1.00

00:56:11.000 Now multiply that by all the problems in society.

00:56:14.000 For the religious zealots, there's not even anti-trans passages in any religious texts I know of.

00:56:20.000 Well, of course, that's not true.

00:56:22.000 I can read it. 0.95

00:56:23.000 Not that old ass books should ever be a complete guide on how to live life anyway. 0.97

00:56:29.000 Maybe she's mad some trans woman naturally looks better than she does, which isn't difficult for any woman to achieve. 1.00

00:56:37.000 And God created them male and female.

00:56:40.000 You may want to start at the beginning.

00:56:41.000 Yeah.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 And here we go to the point.

00:56:44.000 Oh, the death of the sisterhood.

00:56:46.000 Now let's now let's make fun of her looks. 1.00

00:56:48.000 Yeah, everyone's beautiful, unless you have an idea I don't like.

00:56:51.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:56:52.000 Then you're ugly and gross. 1.00

00:56:54.000 And everyone's fat pride until, oh, then pick me. 1.00

00:56:59.000 Open salamander 9640 writes.

00:57:01.000 I'm a librarian. 0.99

00:57:02.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:57:04.000 That means they're qualified, Stephen. 0.99

00:57:06.000 Stephen, that's petty.

00:57:08.000 They make $16 an hour.

00:57:10.000 Yeah.

00:57:10.000 We know what they're talking about.

00:57:11.000 You went to four years of college to learn how to go shh. 0.92

00:57:16.000 And was a library, a children's librarian for a decade.

00:57:19.000 At work, I planned annual Harry Potter birthday celebrations.

00:57:22.000 I was even planning a Harry Potter nursery for my child.

00:57:25.000 Then she liked that post in 2018.

00:57:29.000 We all side-eyed.

00:57:31.000 I, like the whole fandom, hoped and assumed it was a one-off mistake.

00:57:34.000 Then in 2019, she affirmed it.

00:57:36.000 That's all it took.

00:57:37.000 Decor came down.

00:57:39.000 Merch was purged. 1.00

00:57:40.000 She will never get another dime from my lesbian ass. 1.00

00:57:44.000 She's retarded. 1.00

00:57:47.000 Well, just lead with that so I know to ignore the rest of it. 1.00

00:57:50.000 She was getting your dimes when you were a straight ass. 1.00

00:57:53.000 So lesbian nursery. 1.00

00:57:56.000 Yeah, with kids.

00:57:56.000 That's fantastic.

00:57:57.000 Connections.

00:57:58.000 But these people around them.

00:57:59.000 And so here's the thing: the left tries to appease these people.

00:58:03.000 We saw that for a long time.

00:58:04.000 And then the market kind of corrected.

00:58:06.000 But they can't help themselves.

00:58:07.000 Hollywood is so insulated.

00:58:09.000 I don't know that they'll ever get it right long term.

00:58:11.000 So let's go to like Lord of the Rings, for example.

00:58:13.000 Lord of the Rings, many of you don't know because most people don't watch it.

00:58:16.000 They had a show.

00:58:18.000 They had a show.

00:58:18.000 It's a show.

00:58:19.000 It's on Amazon, The Rings of Power.

00:58:22.000 It hasn't really done all that well.

00:58:24.000 And a big reason for it, a huge part of the criticism came from character swapping, gender swapping, and the whole show, which already had, you know, Lord of the Rings, the original story, strong female characters, tried to shove the girl boss narrative down your throat.

00:58:40.000 The next talking movie after 100 years.

00:58:42.000 Actually, sorry, it's the other clip clip.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 We're going to that one.

00:58:45.000 Galadriel.

00:58:47.000 I watched.

00:58:50.000 Step forward.

00:59:01.000 I wasn't advised.

00:59:06.000 What?

00:59:10.000 What?

00:59:11.000 No.

00:59:11.000 Is that five guys?

00:59:14.000 I hate all of this.

00:59:16.000 A full-size man would not do that.

00:59:19.000 She beat five men in armor. 0.99

00:59:22.000 She did because she's a much better fighter than a story.

00:59:25.000 With swords.

00:59:27.000 Okay. 0.99

00:59:28.000 It's one of the strongest female characters ever written, and it was not because she was a fucking battle major. 0.99

00:59:32.000 No, exactly. 0.98

00:59:34.000 You guys want to know?

00:59:34.000 Like, if any woman actually, like, well, you know, really, with enough training, here's what you do.

00:59:37.000 You have your lady go, okay, look, hold out your hand. 1.00

00:59:40.000 You go, I'm going to high-five you at 20% intensity.

00:59:45.000 Okay, obviously ask them, obviously, consent, ask them.

00:59:48.000 Then say, okay, now times that by five and imagine it going through your face.

00:59:53.000 You understand now why this is not believable, correct?

00:59:57.000 And me angry.

00:59:58.000 Yeah, it's just, it's just, it's enough.

01:00:01.000 By the way, you don't empower women by telling them that they can be better at being men.

01:00:05.000 There are other ways that women can be empowered. 1.00

01:00:08.000 So she should have used her witness.

01:00:10.000 The side benefit here, and you can attest to this, she's kind of annoying in this series. 1.00

01:00:14.000 And the male characters are all way cooler, in my opinion, than she is.

01:00:17.000 So there is some benefit.

01:00:19.000 I don't watch it.

01:00:19.000 I don't know.

01:00:20.000 Because I got stuff to do.

01:00:20.000 It's worked out.

01:00:22.000 But seeing this feedback, those in charge of the franchise with the right said, you know what?

01:00:31.000 We can write this ship.

01:00:32.000 We should really get back to our roots, right?

01:00:35.000 Token traditional, deeply Christian writer with a lot of old school, certainly what you would consider patriarchal but Western Christian values.

01:00:44.000 I know. 0.98

01:00:45.000 Let's find the most divisive, agenda-driven, sobbing, liberal, pussy, late-night host we can and have Colbert write the new Lord of the Rings script. 0.98

01:00:56.000 The next talking movie after Hunt for Gollum and the fact that we've pounded up with you to develop the script. 0.98

01:01:03.000 So yeah, I'm pretty happy about it.

01:01:06.000 And Jessica, now are you sure you've got the time, though?

01:01:08.000 Because, you know.

01:01:09.000 I did not think I would have the time.

01:01:11.000 As much as I love it, I knew I couldn't do that and do this show at the same time.

01:01:15.000 But it turns out I'm going to be free starting to sob.

01:01:19.000 Isn't that fortunate?

01:01:22.000 Isn't that a you catastrophe right there?

01:01:24.000 And for those of you wondering, no, he hasn't written anything.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, I thought maybe he had like this career of writing scripts that we just didn't know about.

01:01:31.000 Also, you might not know this.

01:01:32.000 You guys might not know this, but that was really funny.

01:01:35.000 Yeah, yes.

01:01:35.000 It was super funny.

01:01:36.000 He's a really funny guy.

01:01:37.000 He is.

01:01:37.000 So you might not have got that, but I want you to know, trust me, it's super funny.

01:01:41.000 Because the network says so, and he's paid $15 million a year to be funny.

01:01:46.000 The good news is nobody really cares.

01:01:48.000 You don't have any friends.

01:01:51.000 Nobody likes you.

01:01:54.000 Not listening.

01:01:56.000 Not listening.

01:01:57.000 Very well done.

01:01:59.000 Now, just so this show isn't all depressing to you, there is a silver lining.

01:02:04.000 And this man, Vince Vaughan, who at one point was the best dollar for dollar investment in all of Hollywood, by the way, he was pretty outspoken about his politics and he lost out on a lot of roles for his troubles.

01:02:17.000 He was on the Theo Vaughan podcast and he talked specifically about this and the inauthenticity that you see in late shows.

01:02:24.000 The reason that this matters is because this is a guy, Vince Vaughan.

01:02:27.000 He didn't come up in the podcast space.

01:02:28.000 He appeared on all of the late night shows.

01:02:30.000 He had to play that game for a long time.

01:02:33.000 So pulling back that curtain, I think, is more valuable in exposing it.

01:02:37.000 It's a great interview.

01:02:38.000 A lot of the late shows have struggled.

01:02:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:02:40.000 Because all they did during like, all they did, the only person they could make fun of at a certain point was just like white, redneck kind of people, and it tanked, and then everything tanked after that.

01:02:50.000 Think about that.

01:02:51.000 But see, they never get it right.

01:02:54.000 The podcasts have gotten so much more popular with less production, less writers, less staff.

01:03:01.000 I had two people working here and both of them were hung over.

01:03:03.000 And one guy is shingles.

01:03:04.000 I think, to a large part, became really agenda-based.

01:03:09.000 Relatable.

01:03:10.000 They were going to evangelical people to what they thought.

01:03:12.000 You know what I mean?

01:03:13.000 And so people just rejected it because it didn't feel authentic.

01:03:16.000 It felt like they had an agenda.

01:03:18.000 It stopped being funny and it started feeling like I was in a class I didn't want to take.

01:03:23.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:03:23.000 Yeah.

01:03:24.000 For sure.

01:03:25.000 I've been scolded.

01:03:26.000 100%.

01:03:27.000 I think people are going to tune into a podcast more so because they want to feel like people are having a real conversation that's interesting to them.

01:03:35.000 But if you look at what happened to the talk shows and why their ratings are low, it's got only to do with the fact of what you just said, which is they all became the same show.

01:03:44.000 And they all became so about their politics and who's good and who's bad.

01:03:48.000 And it's like, imagine sitting next to someone like that on a f ⁇ ing plane.

01:03:51.000 Oh, bro, you'd be like, how do I get out of this? 1.00

01:03:55.000 Silly fart right next to me. 1.00

01:03:56.000 Holy cow. 1.00

01:03:57.000 You fart your way out of it.

01:04:01.000 And by the way, he's been persona non-grata for a while in a lot of Hollywood circles, which is why actually I know Larry David is a well-known liberal, but he's had him as a recurring character, which means they must be able to get along.

01:04:12.000 This goes back to 2015.

01:04:13.000 I remember reading this article where he stated he had libertarian views in 2015.

01:04:18.000 Then he gave a college speech in May of 2015 where he said, in this speech, he said, there's a challenge because you're up against such a system in place that it kind of indoctrinates, if you will.

01:04:27.000 And like, this is good, that's bad.

01:04:29.000 Like, why is every week global warming week?

01:04:32.000 Is what I'm trying to say.

01:04:35.000 He criticized gun laws in June 2015.

01:04:37.000 He said, banning guns is like banning forks in an attempt to stop making people fat, right?

01:04:43.000 And then he took flack just for being seen with President Trump at a college football game, just like John Lithgow is getting flack just for appearing in a Harry Potter film.

01:04:52.000 And that may be why Vince Vaughan has an axe to grind and is pretty insightful and I would say qualified to discuss elitism in Hollywood.

01:05:02.000 You know, Hollywood is pretty much overly kind of a liberal place.

01:05:05.000 Yeah.

01:05:06.000 And so you would have, but not really.

01:05:09.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:09.000 Yeah.

01:05:10.000 Yeah.

01:05:11.000 It's more like we're smart and got it figured out.

01:05:14.000 And if you don't agree, then you're right. 1.00

01:05:18.000 Then you're an idiot. 1.00

01:05:18.000 Yeah, yeah. 1.00

01:05:20.000 That's true.

01:05:21.000 It's not liberal in the way that liberal in the way that we think where it's like, hey, it's all groovy.

01:05:25.000 Right.

01:05:26.000 Yeah, it's not liberal like a hippie with a joint.

01:05:28.000 It was never really a place where within individuals and friends, and we could always disagree and always joke with each other.

01:05:36.000 People my age, I disagree, agree, and you could change, we'd change our minds, we'd laugh, we'd joke.

01:05:41.000 But there was definitely a culture that if you didn't agree with these ideas, you were looked at as bad.

01:05:47.000 Yeah, for sure.

01:05:48.000 Yeah, I think Hollywood Green got more political.

01:05:51.000 I don't know if it got more political.

01:05:52.000 No, they got rewarded for it.

01:05:54.000 Yeah, they started to come out there and do it.

01:05:56.000 And I don't even know how much everyone even is informed on everything.

01:06:00.000 Yeah.

01:06:01.000 But they really like to get out there and do it.

01:06:03.000 It's one thing to say, this is where I'm at.

01:06:04.000 Yeah.

01:06:05.000 And then hear someone else's point of view and disagree or agree.

01:06:08.000 It's another thing to be like, I'm so right.

01:06:11.000 And I got to, and I'm going to help you or condescend to you.

01:06:11.000 Yeah.

01:06:14.000 That's the part that no one, I mean, who wants, no one wants to hang out with that.

01:06:17.000 Yeah, so it got to that.

01:06:18.000 My agent is right.

01:06:19.000 And so this, I'm going to have to tell you what they think.

01:06:22.000 Yeah, I highly recommend you go check out the interview.

01:06:24.000 Again, like you said, it was an interesting conversation.

01:06:25.000 Do we want to hit Olivia Rodrigo next or the new Candace controversy? 0.93

01:06:30.000 I think we go to that and we'll save the all right.

01:06:31.000 Now, this is one that just was breaking while we went live.

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01:06:58.000 So Candace Owens, I would say I don't know why, but I do.

01:07:06.000 Take a guess as to why Candace Owens would be going after attacking a young Nick Shirley who's done some incredible work as of late.

01:07:17.000 I mean, do you think anyone would know about the fraud going on?

01:07:20.000 No.

01:07:22.000 The Learing Center? 0.76

01:07:23.000 Yeah.

01:07:25.000 You think people would know about that?

01:07:26.000 So you think there's value?

01:07:27.000 Do you want more Nick Shirleys out there?

01:07:31.000 Or do you want less?

01:07:33.000 And this is why when people say, okay, you don't punch right.

01:07:37.000 Well, of course, if someone's a fraud, if someone is actually disingenuous and they're fleecing you, yeah, you need to point that out.

01:07:43.000 But I see some of this infighting where it's just, I want to destroy anyone who isn't me, and I have no basis in it other than insinuation.

01:07:54.000 So it begs the question, why?

01:07:57.000 I'll give you the answer or my thought as to what the answer is.

01:08:01.000 But Candace Owens decided to take aim at Nick Shirley. 1.00

01:08:05.000 Oh, this is going to be productive.

01:08:07.000 Lots of strange things happened to find myself on top of Brazil's largest favela in a destroyed house interviewing gang members of one of the largest gangs in Brazil.

01:08:17.000 Okay, I'm just going to say I don't believe that at all.

01:08:19.000 I'm sorry. 0.99

01:08:20.000 I just, I, I just, it's so stupid. 0.89

01:08:21.000 I'm not even going to tell you why I don't believe it. 1.00

01:08:23.000 It's like, it's like, if you don't know that that's stupid, that he infiltrated the gang in 48. 0.97

01:09:56.000 Lots of strange things happened to find myself on top of Brazil's market. 0.98

Louder with Crowder - March 26, 2026

MAGA is Dead But Trump Never Got Shot: Breaking Down the Insane Conspiracy

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