Louder with Crowder - Milo Yiannopoulos and Dean Cain Geek Out and Talk #GamerGate | Louder With Crowder

00:00:02.000 So glad to have these next guests with me, despite the technological nightmare.

00:00:07.000 We've got two guests, okay, for a couple of reasons.

00:00:09.000 Let me set this up.

00:00:10.000 We've had both of them on before.

00:00:12.000 Milo Yiannopoulos, of course, a big contributor to Breitbart, brilliant man, and lovely.

00:00:16.000 And he's also a super fan of another guest who was one of our first guests on the program, Dean Cain.

00:00:23.000 So Milo, Dean, Dean Milo.

00:00:26.000 Cheers, mate.

00:00:27.000 Good to meet you, Milo.

00:00:29.000 Thanks so much for having me, Stephen.

00:00:31.000 Nice to meet you, Dean.

00:00:33.000 You're so civil now.

00:00:34.000 You were like, Milo, you were geeking out about it.

00:00:36.000 I don't owe anybody anything, but if you could introduce me to Dean Cain, I owe you one.

00:00:40.000 That wasn't quite what I said.

00:00:42.000 I think what I said was, oh yeah, I don't know that guy.

00:00:45.000 I guess that would be cool.

00:00:46.000 I mean, if you really need a guest this week, I mean, sure.

00:00:49.000 I think I was way cooler about it than that.

00:00:52.000 Well, you said something interesting, Milo.

00:00:54.000 So obviously, Dean, I mean, you know, Lois and Clark is what I grew up on.

00:00:57.000 And then, Milo, what do you call it in the UK? You don't say Lois and Clark.

00:01:01.000 No, I think we called it the New Adventures of Superman, which is a terrible name.

00:01:07.000 Wayne would insult him right off the bat.

00:01:10.000 I'm aware of that, though.

00:01:11.000 Actually, Andy Peters, who was a presenter out there in the UK, came on the show, and I was over there in the UK doing some promo, and I was aware every place you go, it's actually called something a little bit differently.

00:01:19.000 They market it that way.

00:01:21.000 That was back in the old days.

00:01:21.000 Like toilet cleaner.

00:01:23.000 Yes, exactly.

00:01:24.000 What do you call it there?

00:01:26.000 Toilet cleaner?

00:01:27.000 They call it toilet cleaner.

00:01:27.000 We call it...

00:01:28.000 Well, I don't know.

00:01:29.000 I don't actually use it.

00:01:30.000 I actually have someone who...

00:01:33.000 I don't know, but maybe you need to wash out your toilet mouth, Milo, from the way you were talking and complaining about the technology before the break.

00:01:40.000 Okay, so, Milo, you're a big fan of The New Adventures of Superman.

00:01:45.000 Dean, do you find that there's a different kind of fan in the UK versus the United States?

00:01:50.000 Like, are they...

00:01:51.000 I mean, obviously, Milo's different, you know, because he just has a total crush on you.

00:01:54.000 But, like, for the general fan... 0.99

00:01:55.000 Oh, my God, shut up. 0.99

00:01:57.000 Well, you know, you find a different reaction everywhere. 1.00

00:01:59.000 In some places...

00:02:00.000 This was particularly true 20 years ago.

00:02:03.000 It's not so much now because everything gets released at the same time.

00:02:07.000 Internationally, you're showing something here on Netflix.

00:02:09.000 It's all over the place and you can get it anywhere.

00:02:11.000 Before, it was about 3 to 6, 8 to 10 months, maybe sometimes a year before the show would air in another country.

00:02:17.000 So there were certain areas that the show did very well, the UK, Australia, France.

00:02:26.000 I would imagine that like in Egypt, they would have to blur out, like we talked about, Terry Hatcher's bosoms in the intro, but in France, they would just Photoshop it so you could see nipple. 0.59

00:02:39.000 And that's why I like France.

00:02:43.000 And in the UK, Milo, so, I mean, you guys have a different rating.

00:02:46.000 Was that considered like a children's show there?

00:02:48.000 Or how was it seen?

00:02:49.000 Yeah, I mean, I think it was on around the time I got home from school.

00:02:54.000 Because you were in kindergarten at the time, which is great.

00:02:59.000 Yeah, because I'm so young.

00:03:01.000 Did I mention I'm really young?

00:03:03.000 Yeah, so your TV show was on when I was at school.

00:03:05.000 Sorry about that.

00:03:07.000 There were two things you could watch when you got home from school.

00:03:11.000 You could watch, I think, Star Trek Voyager or Star Trek Deep Space Nine, or you could watch The New Adventures of Superman.

00:03:18.000 I think they were on different channels.

00:03:22.000 I don't think I know anybody who didn't watch it.

00:03:25.000 They only had three channels, by the way.

00:03:27.000 There was BBC One, BBC Two, and Sky.

00:03:30.000 That's true, I believe.

00:03:32.000 We don't have lots of channels here.

00:03:34.000 No, you don't have lots of channels like you do in the States. 0.99

00:03:35.000 Most of it is entirely crap. 0.98

00:03:37.000 We were given a cable box, my wife and I. Oh, come on. 1.00

00:03:41.000 We invented most of your TV shows.

00:03:43.000 That's true, too.

00:03:44.000 All the good stuff.

00:03:45.000 Really?

00:03:45.000 All the stuff people like on...

00:03:48.000 Well, all the game shows, all the reality shows, all the stuff people like on Netflix is like remakes of 1990s and 1970s British TV shows.

00:03:57.000 Orange is the New Black is a remake of Bad Girls from ITV in the 1990s.

00:04:02.000 The one with Kevin Spacey, House of Cards, is a remake of something from the BBC. I mean, we invented all your good TV. I'm not going to argue with that.

00:04:09.000 You know, the problem is they'll have to come to the United States to be successful.

00:04:12.000 Milo's still upset that they let their number one draft pick get away.

00:04:16.000 I mean, that's tough.

00:04:17.000 16 times.

00:04:19.000 But you still have Canada as a benchwarmer, Milo.

00:04:23.000 Yeah.

00:04:24.000 Yeah.

00:04:25.000 Well, it's funny because you guys actually copied a lot of stuff from Canada.

00:04:28.000 The Newsroom in Canada.

00:04:30.000 What was it?

00:04:31.000 The Larry Sanders Show.

00:04:32.000 The Newsroom in Canada was before the Jeff Daniels.

00:04:36.000 There was one in Canada.

00:04:37.000 It was before Curb Your Enthusiasm.

00:04:38.000 It was before The Office.

00:04:39.000 It was called The Newsroom in Canada.

00:04:41.000 And it was uproariously funny and wildly inappropriate.

00:04:44.000 But yeah, there's a lot of similarities between Canadian television, I think, and English television.

00:04:49.000 It's quite an indictment on culture, isn't it?

00:04:51.000 That you use Canada as an inspiration.

00:04:54.000 Yes, this is true. 0.98

00:04:56.000 Canada is a silly place, but it's kind of like where you're from, Milo. 0.98

00:05:01.000 Where I was from, we didn't have conservatives. 0.98

00:05:03.000 We had liberals and we had liberal separatists in Quebec.

00:05:08.000 Okay, so we have a call.

00:05:09.000 We have an eclectic mix.

00:05:10.000 So Dean Cain, last time you were on, I use his full name, Dean Cain.

00:05:13.000 That's all right.

00:05:14.000 It's been happening my whole life.

00:05:16.000 You're not Dean.

00:05:17.000 No, I'm two little Dean Cain, just two little pops.

00:05:21.000 Before we get into that, have you seen the sketch where the guy who does this picture-perfect impression of Kojak and he references you?

00:05:21.000 Hey!

00:05:28.000 No, I want to now.

00:05:29.000 He comes back and he's like, he's coming back as Kojak but beating up hipsters. 1.00

00:05:33.000 He's like, you hipsters don't know what a real man's like with your Dean Cain's, your David Barianzas, your pretty boys.

00:05:39.000 So he just like uses you as a reference as this pretty boy.

00:05:42.000 As a non-real man?

00:05:43.000 As a pretty boy.

00:05:45.000 That's all right.

00:05:45.000 I mean, you're prettier than Kojak.

00:05:47.000 I don't think that's true.

00:05:50.000 Both of his examples are wrong.

00:05:51.000 I'm about as far removed from a hipster as it's possible to get.

00:05:55.000 And my two crushes were Dean Cain and David Boreanaz.

00:05:59.000 I think it's completely wrong.

00:06:02.000 I mean, on the one hand, you've got the very sort of Or the ambiguous and complex character of Superman.

00:06:08.000 And on the other, you've got this brooding undead dude.

00:06:10.000 These aren't hipster icons.

00:06:12.000 No, no, no.

00:06:14.000 He's entirely wrong about that. 1.00

00:06:15.000 I'm sure it's very funny, but it's horse shit. 1.00

00:06:17.000 Plus, I'll tell you also, we're a couple of hipster, whatever, pretty boys that might whip Kojak's ass. 0.99

00:06:22.000 No, it's a very funny sketch, though. 0.99

00:06:22.000 Yes, I know. 0.99

00:06:24.000 It's a guy off-Broadway, and he's very funny.

00:06:27.000 We've got 30 seconds or 30 minutes?

00:06:29.000 All right, we're going to have to time down in 30 seconds.

00:06:30.000 Gay Jared is producing today, and he's, as you know, it's a nightmare. 1.00

00:06:33.000 So here's what I want to do.

00:06:34.000 Must be very much on time.

00:06:36.000 I want to give you guys the floor.

00:06:38.000 Which is funny. 0.98

00:06:38.000 He must be the only on-time gay in the world. 0.98

00:06:41.000 All right, all right. 0.98

00:06:42.000 Okay, hold on.

00:06:42.000 We have to go to a break here.

00:06:43.000 We'll come back, and then we'll talk politics.

00:06:46.000 We'll be back with Dean Cain, Milo Yiannopoulos, and Gay Jared will be fired. 1.00

00:06:50.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:06:51.000 Stay tuned.

00:06:52.000 So glad to be back.

00:06:54.000 Okay, so we'll talk politics because we have an eclectic mix, and we were just talking about Kojak, and Dean Cain doesn't like being called a pretty boy.

00:06:59.000 I saw you at American Gladiator.

00:07:01.000 I get that you're an athlete, okay?

00:07:02.000 And having worked in the entertainment industry, I'm sure it must bother you because all of these actors...

00:07:07.000 Here's my theory, Dean.

00:07:09.000 Sorry, Milo, and then we'll bring you on and talk politics, both of you.

00:07:12.000 Here's my theory, Dean.

00:07:13.000 I'm a pretty big guy, right?

00:07:14.000 I'm about 6'2", 2 1⁄4".

00:07:15.000 Oh, wow.

00:07:16.000 And I've been on...

00:07:18.000 In Hollywood, I'm gargantuan.

00:07:20.000 You're gigantor, yeah.

00:07:21.000 I was in a film called The Covenant, where it was like Chase Crawford, Stephen, all these, like, the pretty boys, the CW pretty boys, yeah.

00:07:28.000 And here's my...

00:07:29.000 5'10", 130.

00:07:30.000 Right, yes, exactly.

00:07:32.000 And, you know, but they got the six-pack.

00:07:35.000 Now...

00:07:36.000 All of these actors are given these training tips and stuff.

00:07:39.000 Dean, let's be honest.

00:07:41.000 Steroids are so common.

00:07:42.000 You were an actual athlete.

00:07:43.000 You played football.

00:07:44.000 As a general rule, though, Hollywood consists of drama geeks, only now you have to turn drama geek into Batman.

00:07:50.000 It's like, oh, I can't do a push-up, but I have to be 220 within three months.

00:07:54.000 How common are the steroids in the industry?

00:07:56.000 Because I know several people who've done them.

00:07:58.000 I don't know anybody who's done them, to be honest.

00:08:00.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

00:08:01.000 I really don't.

00:08:02.000 I mean, I only knew like three football players who did.

00:08:04.000 People keep, something about me, they just keep the drugs away.

00:08:07.000 Maybe I just, I frown upon them so openly, but so I've never, I don't know anybody who has.

00:08:13.000 I mean, I look at somebody like The Rock and the way he is jacked up so much, and I think he's probably got a little help.

00:08:18.000 And that's too much, and I just worry about him in about ten years.

00:08:20.000 But other than that, I mean, whether it's a little Zac Efron who's I mean, he's tiny, but yeah, he's shredded and ripped.

00:08:28.000 I don't know if these guys are doing steroids, so I really don't have a clue.

00:08:31.000 I know I've never done it, that's for sure, and I really don't know anybody who has.

00:08:34.000 Alright, fine, there you go.

00:08:36.000 It's the truth.

00:08:36.000 I mean, I wish I could tell you otherwise.

00:08:38.000 Dean Cain, the politician.

00:08:39.000 Let's get into politics. 0.90

00:08:42.000 So, Dean, you said you were a libertarian last time you were on, and then we have Milo, who, for the record, is super gay, but is socially more conservative than you. 0.96

00:08:51.000 I'm really not that much of a homosexual. 0.92

00:08:54.000 I mean, I don't even like them. 0.97

00:08:56.000 If I were straight, I would be the biggest homophobe, I swear. 0.93

00:08:56.000 I don't like them. 0.93

00:09:01.000 I don't even like them very much.

00:09:04.000 No, no.

00:09:05.000 I don't know if I'm that socially conservative.

00:09:07.000 I know that I'm not a libertarian because a lot of my friends are libertarians.

00:09:11.000 So many of my friends and colleagues are libertarians. 1.00

00:09:13.000 But I sort of think it's all well and good until you realize that it would actually be better if your daughter did not grow up to be a crack whore. 1.00

00:09:20.000 It is quite good to enforce some morality and maybe put incentives in the tax system to encourage people to behave well. 0.98

00:09:27.000 And the other thing about libertarians is, on the whole, libertarians are such children.

00:09:31.000 They're obsessed with two things.

00:09:33.000 They're obsessed with weed and hacking.

00:09:34.000 All we ever want to hear about is like where the next 8th is coming from and Edward bloody Snowden.

00:09:40.000 This is all we have to talk about.

00:09:41.000 All we want to talk about.

00:09:42.000 Weed and Hackey.

00:09:43.000 I mean, they're sort of perpetually 17.

00:09:43.000 Weed and Hackey.

00:09:45.000 It drives me insane.

00:09:46.000 I mean, libertarianism is some great intellectual, philosophical sort of history and heritage of this movement, classicalism, J.S. Mill, and all the rest of it.

00:09:55.000 And all they want to talk about is weed and hacking.

00:09:57.000 And it drives me up the wall because there's some really useful and interesting things that they could say about the proper limits of government, but they never do.

00:10:02.000 I'm guessing that you, Dean, are not obsessed with weed or hacking, but this is the impression I always get from libertarians.

00:10:11.000 Well, I think it may be a slightly different definition in the UK or as it is here or the way I look at it.

00:10:15.000 Maybe I'm just defining it differently because I'm very much a small government guy.

00:10:19.000 Weed, as far as I'm concerned, legalize, regulate, tax it.

00:10:22.000 I could care less.

00:10:23.000 My son doesn't smoke it.

00:10:23.000 I don't smoke it.

00:10:25.000 I'm a father of a 15-year-old. 0.99

00:10:27.000 Oh, crap. 0.98

00:10:27.000 I thought you were about to say I'm a father of 15. 0.98

00:10:29.000 I was like...

00:10:30.000 What?

00:10:31.000 That's entirely possible, but not to my knowledge.

00:10:33.000 Watching him in a spandex, I knew that he would be fertile.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, Dean Cain is so fertile.

00:10:38.000 You look at him wrong, you get pregnant. 1.00

00:10:40.000 Sorry, go ahead, Dean.

00:10:41.000 You get twins.

00:10:44.000 So I'm a small government guy.

00:10:47.000 I'm just socially a little more liberal, and that sort of lines me up, at least in the United States, I believe.

00:10:54.000 I'm more hawkish when it comes to things dealing with the military and foreign policy than a lot of libertarians, and so it's hard to really define myself, but my views socially tend to be very libertarian.

00:11:04.000 Let me ask you this because I think this could be an interesting discussion.

00:11:06.000 So you saw the SCOTUS, the same-sex marriage, where basically, okay, it's across all states now, right?

00:11:12.000 It's a thing.

00:11:13.000 Now, my opinion, again, I have been called a libertarian by conservatives and by libertarians I'm called too conservative.

00:11:18.000 It seems to me that it was going that way.

00:11:20.000 Was it 37 states were going that way or had voted on it?

00:11:23.000 They had same-sex marriage.

00:11:24.000 And now it seems like there's an unnecessarily hostile environment toward it because they feel like it was an abuse of the courts.

00:11:30.000 As a libertarian, where do you line up?

00:11:32.000 Do you think it was something that needed to happen to the courts, Dean, or you would rather see it state by state?

00:11:36.000 And then Milo will go to you, even though you're from the UK, but you can have an opinion on states' rights.

00:11:40.000 My understanding of the way the Constitution is laid out, that would be a state's right issue.

00:11:45.000 So I do feel like the Supreme Court did litigate from the bench, and I just don't know that that's the right way to do it.

00:11:56.000 Not litigate, but they actually created a law from the bench, and so that's a bit of activist court.

00:12:01.000 I don't agree with that so much.

00:12:02.000 I'm completely for same-sex marriage.

00:12:04.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:12:05.000 I have no problem with it whatsoever, but I do think that was a state's right issue.

00:12:10.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 Milo?

00:12:12.000 I'm more skeptical about same-sex marriage, mostly because I think it makes homosexuals really boring. 1.00

00:12:16.000 I mean, the only good thing about being gay was, you know, it was being able to sort of break all the rules, stumble out of a club bleary-eyed at 4 p.m. 1.00

00:12:23.000 on a Monday afternoon, and nobody could judge you.

00:12:25.000 You know, the good thing about being gay is that gay marriage, this is just society's way of controlling dissident subcultures. 0.91

00:12:32.000 You know, they just want us to sort of settle down, get a house and a car and adopt a child and have a terrible nine-to-five job and become just like everyone else. 0.90

00:12:40.000 I mean, being gay, you could grow up being gay. 0.99

00:12:42.000 It's pretty awful. 0.93

00:12:43.000 It's pretty confusing.

00:12:45.000 You feel miserable half the time.

00:12:48.000 I've never been a victim of any sort of unpleasantness, but generally it's not a happy way to be.

00:12:53.000 Your reward for that is for the rest of your life.

00:12:56.000 You get to behave terribly and nobody can say anything. 0.99

00:13:00.000 This sort of gay marriage is incredibly depressing. 1.00

00:13:02.000 I think it's awful. 1.00

00:13:03.000 Gay culture in general has become so sort of bourgeois and depressing and miserable. 1.00

00:13:08.000 I'm not a fan of that. 0.98

00:13:10.000 My thoughts about the US are that what I don't like is a sort of setting of minority against minority, in this case, sort of religious rights versus homosexuals. 0.89

00:13:21.000 And I think, personally, as a gay man looking at what's happening in the world today, my view is that sort of leftist, rightist, sort of LGBT people Activists are now pretty much speak with the voice and force of the establishment and it's people with faith that have to effectively in some ways are the insurgents and have to constantly reaffirm their rights and constantly be vigilant about being bullied by the media, being bullied by Establishments of all kinds.

00:13:50.000 And when you see things like the Memories Pizza, you know, these sort of poor pizza shop owners who get hectored and pilloried and bullied into closing down their store because they don't want to make a cake for lesbians. 1.00

00:14:00.000 I mean, you know, who would endorse lesbian marriage? 0.98

00:14:02.000 Do you know what the domestic violence rate is for lesbians? 0.99

00:14:05.000 I mean, you know, they beat the crap out of each other all the time. 0.97

00:14:11.000 I mean, I can well imagine if I owned a cake shop.

00:14:14.000 I'm not making you a cake.

00:14:15.000 It's just going to end up on her face.

00:14:17.000 No.

00:14:18.000 So, you know, bullying these poor people who just, you know, these reporters, they go looking for trouble.

00:14:26.000 They go searching around for somebody who will, you know, they have to call around 50 people.

00:14:29.000 And finally, they find someone in, you know, what you would call or whatever, you know, some middle of nowhere place.

00:14:36.000 They finally find somebody who will say, no, I'm not comfortable with this.

00:14:39.000 And then they pass them all over the media.

00:14:40.000 That to me is brutal.

00:14:42.000 The real issue here is that this is syndicated terrestrially.

00:14:48.000 You are going to give us a lot of work, Milo.

00:14:51.000 But it doesn't surprise me at all.

00:14:54.000 I will tell you this.

00:14:55.000 Look at the statistics on lesbian domestic violence.

00:14:59.000 You can look up an article I wrote for Breitbart, which is called Attack of the Killer Dykes. 1.00

00:15:05.000 I'm just making your life worse now, I'm sorry.

00:15:08.000 I'm merely quoting a piece of journalism for your listeners.

00:15:12.000 If you look this up, I put all the statistics down.

00:15:18.000 The argument on gay marriage, whether it's lesbian or otherwise, is pretty much done and dusted.

00:15:23.000 Whether or not it's for the Supreme Court to legislate or whether it's a state's rights thing seems to me secondary to what's happening in society generally, which is the anxious, hand-wringing, pearl-clutching, white middle-class bloggers who are setting minority against minority from You know, they're perches at Vox and Buzzfeed and Gawker and Vice and places like that.

00:15:42.000 You know, pitting the religious against gays, pitting Hispanics against blacks.

00:15:47.000 And for me, the next 10 years really of American politics is going to be not just about men and women fighting, but about minorities in open warfare with one another. 0.77

00:15:54.000 And the gay marriage issue really is most interesting in that respect.

00:15:58.000 The problem in the U.S. is that I think religious people are having their rights trampled on every day in service of this tiny minority who don't even care.

00:16:05.000 That's a good point.

00:16:08.000 Far too salient points.

00:16:09.000 Let's go back to talking about BBC. Here's the deal.

00:16:14.000 He warned me he was smart, Stephen.

00:16:18.000 He has no business being on this program at all.

00:16:23.000 It's offensive, really, to our audience.

00:16:25.000 What's funny is we're going to have Carly Feary on next week or the week after.

00:16:29.000 Just to follow this.

00:16:30.000 That's what makes it such good watching, Stephen.

00:16:33.000 That's it.

00:16:34.000 Or listening, depending on listening.

00:16:36.000 No, I agree, and I do appreciate Milo's point of view.

00:16:39.000 I think that a lot of people just don't know how to sort of package what you're saying, Milo, coming out of your mouth.

00:16:45.000 Now, Dean, real quick, because you have those headphones, and you got a bunch of street cred last time we had you on the show, for those who are listening terrestrially.

00:16:51.000 I mean, those are hardcore gamer headphones.

00:16:53.000 Are you a gamer?

00:16:54.000 I am a gamer.

00:16:55.000 My son is a big-time gamer, so, of course, he's like that.

00:16:58.000 These are the best headphones.

00:16:59.000 And I'm like, oh, okay.

00:16:59.000 Wear those.

00:17:01.000 And yeah, I'm a gamer.

00:17:02.000 I play World of Warcraft.

00:17:03.000 It's pretty much the only game.

00:17:04.000 That and some Call of Duty.

00:17:06.000 So have you been up to speed on the Gamergate issue?

00:17:08.000 Because Milo was at the forefront.

00:17:10.000 I don't even know what that is.

00:17:10.000 I've heard this.

00:17:10.000 What is that?

00:17:11.000 Oh God, Milo, do we have time?

00:17:13.000 Can we...

00:17:14.000 Well, I can summarize it as quickly as possible.

00:17:16.000 Okay, let's summarize it.

00:17:17.000 I'm writing a book on this.

00:17:18.000 I'm having to learn how to pitch it really quickly.

00:17:20.000 Basically, the culture wars, which we're familiar with, you know, feminists and, you know... 1.00

00:17:26.000 Authoritarians of all stripes who want to clamp down on creative freedom, tell people that art forms make people sexist and violent and racist and all the rest of it.

00:17:33.000 No evidence for any of this.

00:17:34.000 It's all crazy.

00:17:35.000 Finally, these wars arrived in video games last year.

00:17:37.000 And so gamers, unlike any other fandom, unlike comic books, fantasy, sci-fi, all of whom have toppled over and taken it and started self-flagellating about, you know, what an awful, diversity-less, you know, terrible, straight, white, male, patriarchal pursuit this is.

00:17:53.000 Gamers said, you know what?

00:17:54.000 Actually, no, wait, you're wrong about this.

00:17:56.000 We're hugely diverse.

00:17:57.000 We're very welcoming.

00:17:58.000 There is no evidence that video games make anybody more violent, more sexist or anything else.

00:18:02.000 Get out of our hobby.

00:18:04.000 We're not interested in your political warfare in something that we love, which we do precisely to escape from this kind of nonsense in the rest of the world.

00:18:13.000 And so that's basically it. 0.98

00:18:14.000 It's a sort of pitched battle between ordinary gamers on the one hand and on the other, the ranked masses of the media, all of whom bought this line about them being misogynistic losers. 0.89

00:18:25.000 You know, feminist sort of critics and academics. 0.81

00:18:28.000 And basically the whole establishment.

00:18:30.000 And on the virtuous side was gamers and me.

00:18:34.000 And I was reporting about these guys from sort of August, I think, last year, maybe September, about, you know, their fight.

00:18:42.000 Adam Baldwin came in and was pretty big on it.

00:18:42.000 Adam Baldwin, too.

00:18:44.000 Oh, of course.

00:18:45.000 No, but Adam Baldwin is like a hero figure to these guys.

00:18:48.000 I think it was only sort of six months later he decided, you know what, It's not this.

00:18:53.000 I'm just going to get into the trenches and really fight this with them.

00:18:56.000 Quite rightly, he was a bit worried about all the allegations that were being flung around.

00:19:00.000 But of course, Adam Baldwin, Christian Hoffsummer, American Enterprise Institute, various other people.

00:19:07.000 But yeah, basically, you all know this Dean as an actor, As a Hollywood guy, you know, every once in a while somebody complains about something, you know, this is a sort of sexist misogynist representation, this unrealistic body type.

00:19:21.000 All right, we need you to wrap it up, Miles, just before we go to the break.

00:19:23.000 He said he was summarizing quickly.

00:19:24.000 Yeah, I know.

00:19:25.000 That's the problem with these, you know, the...

00:19:26.000 I'll tell you what.

00:19:27.000 I think I'm...

00:19:27.000 I'm sorry.

00:19:28.000 You know what?

00:19:29.000 We're going to go to a break.

00:19:30.000 We're going to go to a break.

00:19:31.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:19:31.000 I can summarize it, I promise you.

00:19:32.000 I'm completely on the gamer's side, 100%.

00:19:34.000 Oh, there we go.

00:19:36.000 Dean Cain.

00:19:37.000 If only we could get David Barianzis.

00:19:39.000 Louder with Crowder.

00:19:40.000 Go to the website now, because we're going to Uncensored Web Version.

00:19:44.000 For those of you listening terrestrially, stay tuned.

00:19:47.000 We are out in uncharted territory. 0.93

00:19:48.000 And apparently this is necessary when Milo comes on as a guest because Gay Jared is going to have to hit the oh crap button multiple times throughout that last segment. 0.82

00:19:57.000 So for those of you who are still here, so Milo was just describing Gamergate.

00:20:00.000 So I'm surprised, Dean, that you – I guess – well, I guess with the Comic-Con thing, maybe they wouldn't have brought it to your attention.

00:20:07.000 But Adam Baldwin got in a lot of trouble even at an Australian Comic-Con where some people tried to ban him like – It's that big of a deal now where these Gamergate social justice warriors people, they're turning on people like you.

00:20:17.000 They can turn on me all they want.

00:20:19.000 They can turn 100% because I have no qualms whatsoever.

00:20:22.000 I've been playing games, all these types of games, my entire life.

00:20:25.000 I've also shot the real guns and done the real things.

00:20:28.000 And I promise you, as my son has, there is no correlation.

00:20:31.000 I don't buy it for a second.

00:20:32.000 If somebody's predisposed to do something, the game is not going to kick them over the edge.

00:20:35.000 If they play Grand Theft Auto...

00:20:38.000 It's not going to work that way.

00:20:39.000 It's a difference when you have a real weapon in your hand or when you're really doing something to somebody.

00:20:44.000 I am totally on the gamer's side.

00:20:45.000 If they want to throw me under the bus or come at me, go ahead.

00:20:49.000 They're going to be very happy to hear that.

00:20:51.000 My headline is going to read, Superman supports Gamergate.

00:20:54.000 So, you know, they're going to be very happy to hear that.

00:20:56.000 I'll put my stamp of approval on it, no doubt.

00:20:59.000 Milo is going to chase you down like a gang from the film Warriors from 1979.

00:21:05.000 It's going to be a pack of gay Englishmen, like instead of the Baseball Furies, and they're going to come at you just to take you out for a nice steak dinner and most likely call you back, Dean. 0.99

00:21:16.000 I never call them back in the morning. 0.98

00:21:18.000 Don't spread scandalous lies.

00:21:20.000 All right, that is fair.

00:21:22.000 Okay, so we talked about that, and then let's go to this real quick, because Milo is very interested in American politics.

00:21:27.000 Dean, do you have someone who you're favoring right now in this presidential primary?

00:21:31.000 I gotta tell you, no.

00:21:32.000 It's really...

00:21:33.000 When there's 16...

00:21:34.000 Is it 16 candidates now?

00:21:35.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:21:36.000 16 candidates for the Republican nomination.

00:21:40.000 There's three.

00:21:41.000 Are there three for the Democrats?

00:21:44.000 Well, it's Clinton, Sanders...

00:21:47.000 O'Malley.

00:21:48.000 Oh yeah, who got in all kinds of trouble for saying all lives matter.

00:21:51.000 That's a really controversial statement.

00:21:53.000 I'm glad he apologized for that.

00:21:55.000 I'll say all lives matter, and I'm not going to apologize.

00:21:58.000 Well, hold on.

00:21:59.000 Gay Jared is charming. 1.00

00:22:00.000 Al Gore, if he can get away from the hooker's feet. 0.99

00:22:02.000 Yeah, there's a crowd trying to push Al Gore now, apparently, into the race. 0.93

00:22:07.000 They literally would have to wheelbarrow him into the race. 0.92

00:22:10.000 They can push him, but it's going to take a lot of effort.

00:22:11.000 It doesn't matter.

00:22:13.000 Just push him.

00:22:14.000 Al Gore, wow.

00:22:15.000 Yeah, Al Gore.

00:22:16.000 I was going to compare him to someone else who was a conservative.

00:22:19.000 There are a few people creepier who have been around than Al Gore.

00:22:22.000 Yeah, he's a creepy dude.

00:22:22.000 I'll buy that.

00:22:24.000 And by the way, people are going to throw in speculation.

00:22:26.000 Here you go, Milo.

00:22:27.000 You said you have the most fantastic gaydar there is. 0.93

00:22:30.000 People threw around all the speculation that Rick Perry was gay.

00:22:32.000 That was the rumor that floated in the last episode.

00:22:33.000 You're asking me to libel people now, aren't you?

00:22:35.000 Yes, yes I am.

00:22:36.000 You have much stronger decimation law in the UK. Oh, alright.

00:22:40.000 Well, okay, you can just...

00:22:42.000 Well, if you look at sort of democratic candidates like Jeb Bush, no way. 0.98

00:22:47.000 If you look at sort of, I don't know, Gaydar, Rick Perry, I would say total homo. 1.00

00:22:53.000 Really? 0.96

00:22:54.000 No, okay, I wasn't going to say Rick Perry.

00:22:55.000 I was going to say Al Gore. 0.97

00:22:57.000 I've always thought Al Gore was gay. 0.72

00:22:59.000 Oh, no, no, no, no. 0.99

00:23:00.000 He's so unfashionable.

00:23:02.000 No, no.

00:23:03.000 He has no personal style whatsoever.

00:23:07.000 There's nothing.

00:23:08.000 I mean, you know, Rick Perry's got a certain swagger.

00:23:11.000 Rick, you can sort of tell Rick Mike. 0.99

00:23:13.000 No, but Al Gore is way too unfashionable to be homosexual. 1.00

00:23:16.000 We will not accept him. 0.99

00:23:17.000 We will not have him.

00:23:18.000 He's not getting in.

00:23:19.000 Let me ask you this.

00:23:21.000 This has been my suspicion for a while, Milo. 0.98

00:23:24.000 And yes, we're totally pigeonholing you here because we have a gay past. 0.98

00:23:28.000 Hillary Clinton, what do you think? 0.98

00:23:30.000 Do you think she's a lesbian? 1.00

00:23:32.000 Yeah.

00:23:33.000 Well, you know what?

00:23:35.000 She's got that sort of... 0.99

00:23:39.000 She's got the devil's eyes. 1.00

00:23:42.000 Do you know what I mean? 0.52

00:23:44.000 Those dead fish eyes.

00:23:46.000 Or maybe bird eyes.

00:23:48.000 Doll's eyes.

00:23:50.000 There's something of the ineffable, the sort of endless abyss behind those eyes of cold, dark sociopathy. 0.95

00:23:57.000 And it's the sort of thing you see quite often in lesbians. 1.00

00:23:59.000 I don't know.

00:24:00.000 Maybe.

00:24:01.000 We're allowed to say that.

00:24:02.000 We hate each other. 0.98

00:24:03.000 Don't let anybody ever tell you that gays and lesbians... 0.99

00:24:05.000 It's like the Jets and the Sharks. 0.99

00:24:07.000 The lesbians and the gays. 1.00

00:24:09.000 I don't know where this idea ever came from.

00:24:11.000 Gays and lesbians get along.

00:24:12.000 We like each other. 0.99

00:24:13.000 We hate each other.

00:24:15.000 No, I... It's like airwills of vampires.

00:24:17.000 Yeah.

00:24:19.000 Right.

00:24:20.000 Is she a lesbian? 1.00

00:24:22.000 If I didn't know anything about her and I just saw her, I would say yes.

00:24:27.000 Yeah, I've thought that was a very reasonable suspicion for a long time.

00:24:30.000 And I remember saying it at a meeting room in MSNBC, and they were like, shocked.

00:24:34.000 I was like, come on, even if you don't think it, you can't be shocked.

00:24:37.000 You know, like if she were my neighbor, and I moved in, and assuming I didn't know what a horrible person she was, to begin with, I would be friendly with her.

00:24:43.000 And I would like tiptoe around like, Oh, is she?

00:24:45.000 Is she not?

00:24:46.000 Let's be careful.

00:24:47.000 You know, when we give her a housewarming gift. 0.98

00:24:50.000 Yeah, I mean, lesbians and housewarming gifts are always very dangerous. 1.00

00:24:54.000 You know, you give her the verbena instead of the vanilla. 0.75

00:24:56.000 I mean, you'll end up served for dinner, you know?

00:25:01.000 They're scary people.

00:25:02.000 Okay, here's something I wanted to talk about.

00:25:04.000 We're so sorry.

00:25:04.000 Sorry, Dean.

00:25:05.000 Dean's such a nice...

00:25:06.000 Hey, I'm enjoying this show.

00:25:07.000 That's fun.

00:25:09.000 Did you guys see the run-in with Ben Shapiro and the tranny on CNN? Transgender. 1.00

00:25:15.000 I know tranny's a hate word. 0.99

00:25:16.000 Zoe Turd, yeah. 0.59

00:25:16.000 Zoe Turd. 0.59

00:25:18.000 Yeah, I saw that.

00:25:19.000 That was funny, actually.

00:25:20.000 It was very funny.

00:25:21.000 I laughed.

00:25:22.000 I thought Ben was hysterical.

00:25:23.000 I mean, Zoe grabbing him by the head, by the neck. 0.99

00:25:26.000 That's a sociopath. 0.99

00:25:27.000 Yeah, well, look. 0.99

00:25:29.000 Threaten me, Zoe.

00:25:30.000 Go ahead and threaten Ben.

00:25:31.000 Threaten me.

00:25:32.000 Threaten Stephen Crowder.

00:25:33.000 Well, that's what I was wondering.

00:25:35.000 It was a threat.

00:25:35.000 It was a straight threat.

00:25:36.000 It's assault.

00:25:37.000 It's assault.

00:25:38.000 You know what was worse about it?

00:25:41.000 And this is Gavin McInnes' point.

00:25:42.000 She said, you know, cut that out, sir.

00:25:44.000 You're going home in an ambulance.

00:25:45.000 Nobody goes home in ambulances.

00:25:47.000 The ambulance takes you home.

00:25:49.000 The ambulance takes you home.

00:25:50.000 Something has gone wrong.

00:25:51.000 You're going to go home in a hearse, little guy. 0.99

00:25:54.000 I mean, it's Gavin McKenna's joke, but it's a good point.

00:25:58.000 It's a good joke.

00:25:59.000 No, it's a good point.

00:26:00.000 And, you know, it's funny because Gavin and I talked about this, either a swan dive versus a belly flop.

00:26:04.000 And sometimes a belly flop is necessary.

00:26:05.000 And I really like Ben.

00:26:07.000 I mean, full disclosure, I've known Ben for a long time and had him on this show before it was even a show when he was doing problem time propaganda.

00:26:12.000 But I almost feel like...

00:26:14.000 This is a barbarian, Zoe. 0.98

00:26:17.000 And it's not because Zoe wants to be a woman, and I won't accept that Zoe is a woman. 0.99

00:26:21.000 I don't care.

00:26:22.000 It's because Zoe is threatening someone to put him...

00:26:24.000 You can't be civil with a barbarian. 1.00

00:26:26.000 You know, I feel like it should have been a knock the hand off the shoulder, don't touch me, Bobby, instead of like, that's inappropriate.

00:26:32.000 Well, that's why I said if it was a Steven Crowder or a Dean Cain he put his hand on, it'd be a different response.

00:26:37.000 Yeah, but Zoe would be charging me with assault.

00:26:38.000 That's the problem.

00:26:39.000 Right, or me. 0.99

00:26:40.000 But Ben is a very mental guy, and he went mental. 0.94

00:26:46.000 Not quite mental. 0.99

00:26:47.000 Yeah, are you mental?

00:26:49.000 That would have been awesome. 0.85

00:26:50.000 That would have been a great answer.

00:26:51.000 Well, did you see Zoe afterward?

00:26:53.000 Here's the thing.

00:26:53.000 Not apologize?

00:26:54.000 Well, no, not apologize, but here's the deal.

00:26:56.000 Admit to it.

00:26:57.000 I saw something where he admitted to it.

00:26:58.000 She, whatever.

00:26:59.000 I don't know.

00:27:00.000 Well, you're going to get flack for that.

00:27:00.000 Yeah, I know.

00:27:01.000 Here's the thing.

00:27:03.000 I saw him as a helicopter pilot.

00:27:05.000 That's where I knew him until he assaulted...

00:27:07.000 Yeah, Ben Shapiro.

00:27:08.000 Well, here's the deal, too, okay?

00:27:10.000 Zoe afterwards on Facebook, Milo, if you weren't seeing, Zoe blocked me, but every single thing Zoe was tweeting was like, look who's trending on Facebook!

00:27:17.000 It's all about me!

00:27:19.000 You know, that kind of deal.

00:27:19.000 That's pretty good.

00:27:20.000 And everything was like, look, I'm trending, I'm trending, and you could just, and now Zoe is turning on Bruce Jenner, Caitlyn Jenner, to get more airtime.

00:27:27.000 This is someone who just craves attention.

00:27:30.000 Well, you know, some people say that transgenderism is a psychiatric disorder that ought to be in the DSM somewhere near, for example, bipolar and narcissistic personality disorder.

00:27:41.000 And they get very upset when you say this, but, you know, just look at the prominent transsexuals, and even not prominent, if you happen to know any personal life, I know one, you know, and tell me that they don't have a touch of NPD about them.

00:27:54.000 I mean, you know, these people crave attention more than they crave, you know, I mean, it's an extraordinary thing.

00:28:02.000 They do seem broken that way.

00:28:03.000 What worries me more is that we're creating this sort of privileged class of victims, I think, in America, where if you belong to a particular group or you have a certain disease, you can basically get away with saying anything.

00:28:15.000 I didn't find her a threat on the TV as shocking as I found Well, let me say something.

00:28:23.000 You know what I found shocking?

00:28:25.000 You know what I found shocking?

00:28:27.000 And this is what I would have done differently.

00:28:29.000 And I think Ben probably handled it better than I would have.

00:28:31.000 But when right away, he's like, well, that's mildly inappropriate.

00:28:34.000 And they go, well, you used masculine pronouns. 0.96

00:28:37.000 Basically, like right away, no one like, hey, a tranny just assaulted a Jewish lawyer on television. 1.00

00:28:42.000 You know what? 1.00

00:28:42.000 My reaction, they're going, well, you said he to someone who formerly had a cock. 1.00

00:28:47.000 How dare you? 1.00

00:28:49.000 I think she's still gossy.

00:28:50.000 I think she's still gossy.

00:28:51.000 I don't think Zoe does.

00:28:52.000 I know Bruce, Caitlin does.

00:28:55.000 You know that?

00:28:56.000 Yeah, Caitlin does. 0.95

00:28:57.000 Well, it's like 90-something percent of them don't do it.

00:28:59.000 But she went on – I mean, there's a satirist, a great satirist called Godfrey Elf, who's a sort of social media satirist, and he takes the piss out of feminism. 0.97

00:29:08.000 Anyway, he's absolutely great, and you must follow him.

00:29:10.000 But he tweeted her – he likes to goad sort of very left-wing celebrities pretending to agree with their points of view.

00:29:17.000 So they sort of get locked into conversation, and then he drops a bomb on them.

00:29:19.000 But he sort of – he referred to – Ben Shapiro is a neo-Nazi, or to better reason to have supporters as a neo-Nazi.

00:29:27.000 And she replied, agree.

00:29:29.000 Hang on a second.

00:29:32.000 I'm pretty sure when you had your hand around his shoulder, I saw a Yamoka. 1.00

00:29:38.000 I'm pretty sure he was a neo-Nazi.

00:29:40.000 Just going to throw that out there.

00:29:42.000 If somebody else called a prominent Jewish journalist a neo-Nazi, I mean, You can't even imagine what the result would be.

00:29:49.000 This is an example.

00:29:51.000 Well, you know what's funny, though?

00:29:52.000 I will say this.

00:29:53.000 While we're on the thread of anti-Semitism, my dad, when I sent him a video, my dad, literally, and my dad is funnier than anyone.

00:30:00.000 He's just brilliant.

00:30:02.000 He calls me up and literally, not even a hello.

00:30:05.000 I go, hello?

00:30:06.000 He goes, that little Jew's going to lawyer up, man. 1.00

00:30:10.000 That's what he said.

00:30:13.000 I was like, but he knows Ben, too.

00:30:17.000 He was like, oh, man, that's all he said.

00:30:19.000 And, you know, listen, I mean, it's just, and Ben would laugh if he knew it.

00:30:21.000 Obviously, it sounds terrible out of context, but we were sitting there, and we were just falling over to just laughing.

00:30:26.000 It's like, this is, here's the crazy thing, Molly.

00:30:28.000 We've talked about this.

00:30:29.000 And this is something I've talked about.

00:30:30.000 Well, you understand this, Dean, because you're a healthy guy and you're a big guy, right?

00:30:34.000 We avoid this.

00:30:35.000 There's this whole GMOs.

00:30:36.000 I've never heard anyone else make this argument.

00:30:38.000 Let's just make a physiological statement here, okay?

00:30:40.000 We avoid GMOs and we want organic food.

00:30:42.000 I don't, but most people do.

00:30:44.000 Why?

00:30:44.000 A big part of it is they want to avoid xenestrogens, which basically mimic estrogen in the body.

00:30:48.000 It's very cancergenic.

00:30:49.000 It's very bad for men to have higher than normal levels of estrogen.

00:30:52.000 It's also very bad for women to have higher than normal levels of testosterone, but not as toxic as estrogen, right?

00:30:57.000 That's a huge thing for men's health.

00:30:59.000 It's very good for your skin.

00:31:02.000 Actually, no, not for men.

00:31:03.000 It's not.

00:31:04.000 But here's the thing, right?

00:31:05.000 So we try and do all that, and we want the FDA labeling, we want the USDA, right?

00:31:09.000 We protest them.

00:31:10.000 No Monsanto, no GMOs.

00:31:11.000 Yet when we're injecting actual estrogen into a guy's ball sack, we all turn a blind eye and say, well, it's their choice.

00:31:19.000 It's completely healthy.

00:31:20.000 I think that people right now, I mean, statistically, we don't have long-term studies.

00:31:23.000 You are going to put these people into a shallow...

00:31:27.000 Early cancerous grave.

00:31:29.000 And no one wants to talk about that.

00:31:31.000 We know what estrogen and hormones do to the male body.

00:31:33.000 They'll never die of cancer because they've all topped themselves first.

00:31:36.000 I mean, the Johns Hopkins research proved that they were the first university to do this.

00:31:40.000 They no longer do the studies.

00:31:42.000 What it showed is not only is there no improvement in suicide rates post-surgery, but most studies show that more people commit suicide after surgery than they would have done if they didn't have it.

00:31:51.000 So they're not even going to get to...

00:31:52.000 I mean, way before the cancer starts metastasizing, they'll already hang themselves in their living room.

00:31:58.000 So I don't think we need to worry about cancer.

00:32:01.000 Well, you can put it there.

00:32:02.000 On that bright note.

00:32:03.000 Yeah, on that bright note.

00:32:04.000 No, but I mean, Dean, you're socially more liberal, but don't you think we get to a point where – it's like Ben said.

00:32:09.000 He said, at what point am I required to participate in your delusion?

00:32:13.000 Did you see – Well, see, that's the thing.

00:32:15.000 I support Ben's right not to participate 100 percent.

00:32:18.000 I personally, if somebody wants to do that, go ahead.

00:32:20.000 It's not my business.

00:32:22.000 Rock and roll.

00:32:22.000 If you want to hurt that yourself or – Or do that to yourself or change your...

00:32:25.000 I'm...

00:32:26.000 Go ahead.

00:32:27.000 That's where I'm...

00:32:27.000 Leave you alone.

00:32:28.000 But don't make me change my behavior to accommodate yours.

00:32:32.000 Well, you played sports.

00:32:33.000 So what about this?

00:32:34.000 What about, you know, like Fallon Fox?

00:32:36.000 I've written about Fallon Fox. 0.99

00:32:37.000 Male to female transgender who now beats the crap out of women. 1.00

00:32:39.000 It's not fair. 0.99

00:32:39.000 No. 0.99

00:32:40.000 Period.

00:32:41.000 End of story.

00:32:41.000 Not fair.

00:32:43.000 And if a woman wants to change and become a man and come play football, go ahead. 1.00

00:32:48.000 Yeah, that's something you never see, though. 0.96

00:32:49.000 No, because you get killed.

00:32:51.000 Yeah, I know.

00:32:52.000 You never see the female-to-male transition in a contact sport.

00:32:56.000 Well, the trajectory of pressure is only ever...

00:32:56.000 It's unfair for a male transition.

00:32:58.000 The trajectory of pressure is only ever in one direction, and that's because, for example, the same people who want all of, you know, women to be allowed into men's spaces and want to be able to take over men's sports are the same people who are complaining that women's football is less highly remunerated. 0.96

00:33:13.000 Well, it's less highly remunerated because it's incredibly fucking dull and enormously boring. 0.94

00:33:18.000 I disagree with you. 0.99

00:33:19.000 As a matter of fact, U.S. soccer...

00:33:21.000 I hate soccer, but I think soccer is a woman's sport. 1.00

00:33:23.000 It's just the same as the men, so it's a wash to me. 0.87

00:33:26.000 Well, I agree with you in general.

00:33:28.000 It is a sport for girls.

00:33:30.000 But, you know, there are boy girls and girl girls, and the boy girls are faster and better, and they make more money, and that's definitely reasonable.

00:33:36.000 But, yeah, no, you never see people who want, you know, boys injected into girls' sports.

00:33:41.000 Of course they don't.

00:33:42.000 Well, it's even funny, you know, at a local grappling tournament, there was this girl who looked like Chaz Bono, was clearly transitioning to become a man.

00:33:50.000 I mean, had a little bit of peach fuzz, was clearly going through it, yet still competed as a woman at the grappling tournaments.

00:33:55.000 And it's not fair.

00:33:57.000 I mean, why?

00:33:58.000 Because she, who wants to be he, knows that she would be clobbered by men.

00:34:02.000 And I've talked about this, Dean, and people get really mad.

00:34:04.000 Again, if we're going to make the physiological argument, I'm a huge MMA fan.

00:34:07.000 Christiane, well, Christiane, she used to be Santos, her name, but they just call her Cyborg now. 0.90

00:34:11.000 You know, she's the 145 champion in the division where Rousey isn't fighting, so she was in Strikeforce.

00:34:18.000 So, Milo, I'll summarize this quickly for you.

00:34:20.000 Let me show you how one summarizes quickly. 0.99

00:34:22.000 Oh, shut up. 0.99

00:34:23.000 The Cyborg broad, right, just dominates women, just wrecks them, you know, like Gorilla Hulk smash! 1.00

00:34:31.000 And it's not even close.

00:34:32.000 And the thing is, she was stripped of her belt at one point because I found out at one point in her career she had used steroids. 1.00

00:34:38.000 Okay.

00:34:39.000 Fallon Fox has used steroids his whole life. 0.89

00:34:41.000 They're called balls.

00:34:42.000 Now, let's say the biggest juiced out, like you're talking about Dean The Rock or Arnold in his prime. 0.95

00:34:47.000 Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

00:34:47.000 I'm not saying The Rock.

00:34:49.000 Arnold in his prime.

00:34:50.000 Arnold in his prime who admitted to it, right?

00:34:50.000 He looks big.

00:34:52.000 Walking human pin cushions.

00:34:53.000 Let's say Russian athletes in the 60s or 70s.

00:34:55.000 Let's just use that.

00:34:56.000 Or he's German, whatever.

00:34:57.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:58.000 Okay, if a man is on steroids, the highest-priced designer steroids humanly possible, they still don't enjoy the hormonal advantage over me that I enjoy over a woman. 0.94

00:34:58.000 Yeah. 0.94

00:35:07.000 As a matter of fact, it would probably be tenfold more me to a woman.

00:35:10.000 Agreed.

00:35:11.000 Well, you know about the hockey thing, right?

00:35:13.000 The American women's Olympic hockey team plays high school hockey teams and loses.

00:35:21.000 High school boys hockey teams and loses.

00:35:23.000 They consider it to be really tough preparation for the Olympic competitions.

00:35:27.000 The women's Olympic hockey team play like high school boys and lose, but they think that's basically the best team they can find to play against.

00:35:34.000 And that's a rink full of...

00:35:35.000 It's called testosterone.

00:35:36.000 It's a rink full of...

00:35:37.000 Yeah, but I didn't believe that when I first read it, but it's absolutely true. 0.99

00:35:40.000 Oh, it's absolutely...

00:35:41.000 And also, listen, when you're talking about women's hockey, you're talking about a rink full of Hillary Clintons, if I've ever seen one.

00:35:46.000 Actually, I'll tell you what, my wife is gorgeous and all of her cousins look like her and they I was like, are you kidding me?

00:35:53.000 It's a non-contact version, though, too, women's hockey.

00:35:55.000 Ah.

00:35:56.000 Aha.

00:35:57.000 You're not allowed to hit.

00:35:58.000 But you're always worried.

00:35:59.000 You don't want to break that face.

00:36:00.000 You know, like, what are you doing this for?

00:36:01.000 You have nothing to prove.

00:36:03.000 You're thin and gorgeous and wonderful, and you have all of the sort of social power you could ever want over every man that you ever come into contact with.

00:36:11.000 You've got nothing to prove.

00:36:12.000 You don't need to hit this ball into a...

00:36:14.000 Just stay home.

00:36:15.000 Like, why...

00:36:16.000 Get out of bed.

00:36:17.000 Well, that's an interesting point.

00:36:17.000 Why are you doing this?

00:36:18.000 I think one that is missed on Dean because he just has to beat women off with a stick. 0.99

00:36:22.000 Men do all this stuff because eventually, you know, they want to have sex. 0.99

00:36:27.000 You know, like they want to compete.

00:36:29.000 It's like, look, look, I put the ball through the hoop.

00:36:32.000 Mate with me.

00:36:33.000 Yes, exactly.

00:36:34.000 That's a big part of like testing yourself and improving.

00:36:37.000 Women don't have to be funny. 1.00

00:36:39.000 Women don't have to be good at sports. 1.00

00:36:41.000 Women don't have to have a lot of money because we want you anyway. 1.00

00:36:44.000 No, they don't have to do anything.

00:36:46.000 I mean, they don't even have to work out these days.

00:36:48.000 You know, they probably should.

00:36:49.000 No, it's perfectly true.

00:36:50.000 I mean, there's a reason, you know, sex is the reason we made it to the moon.

00:36:54.000 Sex is the reason we have the internet. 1.00

00:36:55.000 Sex is the reason that human civilization has developed as it has, and that's why men do it and not women. 1.00

00:37:01.000 It's not sort of entrenched patriarchy and sexism.

00:37:03.000 Men have the competitive aspirational drive in them because they want to have sex with more women.

00:37:10.000 You know, that's why men go out and build things.

00:37:12.000 It's not because they're, you know, sort of, Hangover stereotypes from an older sort of you know Heterogeneous, oppressive era. 0.87

00:37:19.000 It's because men want to have sex with women, so they want to impress them.

00:37:22.000 I mean, there's not rocket science or some sort of remarkable sociological insight, but it's something that is now completely taboo to express anywhere in the media in America today.

00:37:34.000 Yeah, well, Dean doesn't understand it because he would just have to walk out and go, you, you, you. 0.99

00:37:40.000 Full disclosure, I want to have sex with women. 1.00

00:37:44.000 I'm just going to throw it out there. 0.99

00:37:46.000 Well, this is the internet, so this is the right place.

00:37:51.000 We can find you many suitors.

00:37:54.000 My son is 15, so I clearly have had sex at least once.

00:37:57.000 At least once, this is true. 0.72

00:37:58.000 You've broken my heart.

00:38:02.000 Milo's just hoping. 0.99

00:38:04.000 I was sure he was a homosexual. 1.00

00:38:05.000 I mean, did you see that outfit? 0.90

00:38:06.000 I mean, did you see the outfit? 0.64

00:38:08.000 And come on, Terry Hatcher is a gay guy's idea of what a beautiful woman is like. 0.81

00:38:12.000 She's absolutely beautiful. 0.55

00:38:14.000 But if a gay man was asked to describe the most beautiful woman in the world, he would describe Terry. 0.97

00:38:20.000 I mean, that's what it is.

00:38:22.000 She has so many gay fans from Desperate Housewives. 0.99

00:38:26.000 They're all homosexual. 1.00

00:38:27.000 So obviously, you know, the outfit, the spandex, Terry Hatcher, pretty gay. 0.99

00:38:31.000 But no. 0.98

00:38:32.000 So you're saying she's the ultimate beard.

00:38:36.000 He hatches your beard, my God.

00:38:38.000 No, no. 0.88

00:38:39.000 See, my teenage gaydar was not as refined then as it is now.

00:38:44.000 Well, I guess that's just sort of something we've talked about.

00:38:48.000 Listen, I'm a Christian, I'm a conservative, and so you know where I line up on the same-sex marriage issue as societal ramifications.

00:38:54.000 But I've also sort of broken with a lot of Christians where I think people have sexual proclivities, just like I prefer blondes to brunettes. 0.76

00:39:02.000 And I just even was thinking about it.

00:39:03.000 I was watching Lois and Clark Looking at Terry Hatcher.

00:39:07.000 Milo was watching New Adventures of Superman looking at Dean Cain.

00:39:11.000 Something for everybody.

00:39:14.000 That's why it was such a good show.

00:39:15.000 I mean, you know, I had got my sort of sociopathic, dark, kind of destroy-the-world urges out with Lex Luthor.

00:39:24.000 The guy who played Lex Luthor, his name I always forget.

00:39:26.000 It was terrific.

00:39:27.000 John Shea.

00:39:28.000 That's the one.

00:39:29.000 You know, and he really, like, he was so good in that role.

00:39:32.000 I mean, just magnificently.

00:39:33.000 Probably the best Lex Luthor.

00:39:36.000 Gene Hackman was pretty good.

00:39:39.000 No, it was a great show.

00:39:40.000 It had something for everybody.

00:39:41.000 And of course, it was set in a newspaper, so it was perfect for me.

00:39:45.000 Yes.

00:39:45.000 Well, also, of course, Dean Cain has done much more than a Superman.

00:39:47.000 We don't want to be those people who are like, what was it like doing that at one time?

00:39:50.000 It doesn't ever bother me at all.

00:39:52.000 If I stopped working, if I wasn't working, that'd be a problem.

00:39:55.000 But I'm fine.

00:39:56.000 Full disclosure, Dean, okay?

00:39:58.000 You don't have to answer this.

00:39:59.000 Do you have the kind of screw you money where if you never wanted to do anything again, you wouldn't have to?

00:40:04.000 Absolutely not.

00:40:07.000 If you're listening to this and you have a commercial for toothpaste in Japan, I am there.

00:40:12.000 Hey, listen.

00:40:13.000 I'd be there faster than you could sign the contract, really.

00:40:17.000 That kind of money, I mean, if I sold all my assets, sure.

00:40:20.000 But I've got a lot of assets, so I want to keep those up and going.

00:40:23.000 So no, I don't have that kind of money yet.

00:40:25.000 Right.

00:40:26.000 Well, I always, because, you know, a lot of people have sort of missed these, they have these misconceptions about what people make in the entertainment industry sometimes.

00:40:33.000 And there are some people, you know, who are ringing that register really highly.

00:40:36.000 But TV, I mean, obviously, listen, you weren't begging on the street, you were paid well, but TV has, the salaries have just skyrocketed, like in the last decade.

00:40:45.000 I think you have kids growing up now who don't really realize that for a long time there was sort of this division, right?

00:40:50.000 And now it's like, I mean, these salaries you see in TV are just unreal.

00:40:54.000 The first one was Friends, right?

00:40:56.000 Wasn't it one of them was being paid a million an episode?

00:40:58.000 All of them ended up at a million an episode, yeah. 0.98

00:41:00.000 Holy crap.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, but you know, that's the funny thing is we were shooting on the Warner Brothers lot. 0.81

00:41:05.000 We were there for a full year and then two new shows came and bookended us on the stages.

00:41:10.000 One of them was called ER and the other was called Friends.

00:41:13.000 And both of those shows just went berserk after a year and we were always there before them.

00:41:19.000 And we were there after them.

00:41:21.000 They'd come in, they'd shoot, they'd leave.

00:41:22.000 We're still there.

00:41:23.000 It was grueling what we were shooting on Lois and Clark, and we didn't quite enjoy the popularity they did.

00:41:29.000 It was kind of, especially the guys coming for friends, they would come in.

00:41:32.000 I mean, we were there for seven hours before they showed up, but they'd come in, do a read-through, work out at the gym, and leave.

00:41:38.000 I was like, that's the job I should have had.

00:41:41.000 Matthew Perry was working out at the gym?

00:41:43.000 Which role would you take in Friends?

00:41:44.000 Which role?

00:41:46.000 It wasn't written.

00:41:47.000 You know, There was nothing in there I could do.

00:41:49.000 Those guys were fantastic.

00:41:50.000 Matt LeBlanc originally was supposed to be the hot, sexy dude, and then they just saw how funny he was, and he became Joey.

00:41:56.000 Because if you watch the early version, it had to find itself.

00:42:00.000 Listen, those guys, it was a great show, great run.

00:42:03.000 I don't begrudge anybody their high salaries at all.

00:42:07.000 I just begrudge your BS story.

00:42:08.000 There's no way Matthew Perry was working out at the gym.

00:42:10.000 He wasn't in there, you're right.

00:42:12.000 And you know who was in there a lot back in the day was McConaughey.

00:42:16.000 You know, McConaughey, I walked across him once.

00:42:20.000 My brother actually spent some time with him in UT because he's an Austin guy.

00:42:25.000 Even this is when he was working out.

00:42:27.000 Not like now, like AIDS, Matthew McConaughey, Dallas Buyers Club.

00:42:30.000 I mean, pre-AIDS McConaughey.

00:42:33.000 For a role.

00:42:34.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:42:34.000 He could have Daniel Day-Lewis.

00:42:35.000 He could be method acting.

00:42:36.000 We don't know.

00:42:36.000 I mean, in the early stages, I mean, not right up there.

00:42:40.000 Early stages of 80, great.

00:42:41.000 You know, like, you lose all your body fat because attention and presence is fantastic.

00:42:45.000 You know, there's nothing not to love about the first six months.

00:42:47.000 But after that, yeah, you end up with like Matthew McCracken.

00:42:49.000 Yeah, it ends up being pretty rough and you look like Jared Leto.

00:42:52.000 But my brother was there and you could fit him in your back pocket.

00:42:56.000 He is not a big guy.

00:42:57.000 But you know what I mean, no, Dean?

00:42:57.000 He's not a big guy, no.

00:42:58.000 It's like, it's not like, like, he's not particularly short.

00:43:01.000 It's just very finely featured.

00:43:03.000 A lot of actors are just very bird bones, just sort of small.

00:43:08.000 And people don't realize that's why they look so big on camera because, for example, Arnold was never that strong for his size.

00:43:14.000 He had small joints, so large muscle bellies.

00:43:17.000 So at 230, he looked massive.

00:43:20.000 He's shorter than I am.

00:43:23.000 What are you, 6'1", 6'2"?

00:43:24.000 I'm 6'.

00:43:25.000 Really?

00:43:26.000 My dad met him a long time ago, back when I was just bodybuilding.

00:43:29.000 He said he was like, yeah, 6'0".

00:43:30.000 He's probably shrunk.

00:43:31.000 He's probably shrunk a little.

00:43:32.000 That just tends to happen as we age.

00:43:34.000 But yeah, he's not that tall. 0.91

00:43:36.000 He was depositing his powers into that ugliest maid who ever lived. 1.00

00:43:40.000 And it just drained him. 0.84

00:43:43.000 We're simple creatures, men.

00:43:44.000 You know what I mean?

00:43:45.000 You hang around long enough.

00:43:48.000 Yeah, but why would he risk it for the ugliest person? 0.84

00:43:50.000 I can confirm this, actually.

00:43:51.000 When you spend a lot of time with a lot of different men, you realize men are basically very, very easy to deal with and We're fundamentally all the same.

00:44:01.000 Women can be very different. 1.00

00:44:02.000 Women can be very different and difficult to figure out. 1.00

00:44:05.000 And women can be very mystifying and, well, maybe I would think that. 1.00

00:44:11.000 But men, basically, all the same.

00:44:14.000 Hold on a second.

00:44:14.000 You know why he did that?

00:44:16.000 Why?

00:44:16.000 Because she was there.

00:44:18.000 Yeah, I guess it makes sense.

00:44:19.000 Hold on a second. 0.79

00:44:20.000 Gay Jared wants to say something. 0.88

00:44:21.000 We just got to call BS here because, Dean, IMDB says 5'11.5".

00:44:26.000 Oh, are you one of those guys who's 5'11 and you say 6?

00:44:29.000 I was measured at Buffalo at 5'11 and 5'6 when they got measured in the NFL. So I was one-sixth of an inch short.

00:44:29.000 Oh, no.

00:44:38.000 Now, hey, listen, I may have shrunk.

00:44:39.000 I don't know.

00:44:40.000 It's possible.

00:44:41.000 Okay.

00:44:41.000 It's a different product.

00:44:42.000 Different product in the hair.

00:44:44.000 Get some putty.

00:44:44.000 You can pull.

00:44:45.000 Oh, hey, because I see your hair is kind of popping up there, Crowder.

00:44:48.000 I can throw it up a little bit, but I can't get...

00:44:50.000 With my hair, I'm 6'2.

00:44:51.000 Yeah, well, you know, it's funny.

00:44:51.000 Easy.

00:44:52.000 I was six.

00:44:53.000 I mean, I'm like high-end 6'3", more really 6'3", when I was measured, but I have two herniated discs now, and that'll take you down a little bit.

00:45:01.000 But yeah, still, I mean, listen, six foot, what are you, 215, 220?

00:45:04.000 Yeah, so we're about the same.

00:45:06.000 You're a little more compact.

00:45:07.000 You have some Samoan in you, don't you?

00:45:08.000 Or is it just Asian? 0.82

00:45:09.000 Japanese, but I'll play Samoan for the right price. 1.00

00:45:13.000 Get off my beach, buddy! 1.00

00:45:15.000 Hey, bro, this is our surf cove!

00:45:18.000 That's pretty much every Samoan roll.

00:45:20.000 And then they have you come in and be like when they're protesting a non-redhead playing Little Orphan Annie. 1.00

00:45:25.000 Hey, we don't know how to roll out for his brother!

00:45:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:45:29.000 Milo, you have to do some BBC thing, right?

00:45:31.000 Do I have to let you go or do you have time?

00:45:33.000 Yeah, I will actually, probably in the next...

00:45:35.000 90 seconds, so I'm glad you said so.

00:45:38.000 There's probably a car waiting for me somewhere.

00:45:40.000 Yeah, I do, actually.

00:45:42.000 All right.

00:45:42.000 Well, listen.

00:45:43.000 Okay, we'll keep Dean on because he doesn't have to go to the BBC. And we'll wrap it up with him where he doesn't have to feel so uncomfortable because you're clearly undressing him with your eyes.

00:45:52.000 Milo, where should people find you?

00:45:53.000 You can't tell.

00:45:54.000 You can tell because I'm on a phone-in today.

00:45:56.000 So you have no idea how lascivious...

00:45:58.000 I could be naked. 0.81

00:45:59.000 I could be touching it. 0.74

00:46:00.000 But I'm not, just so you know.

00:46:02.000 I'm not...

00:46:03.000 Doing any of those things.

00:46:06.000 Thank you, Stephen, for setting this up.

00:46:08.000 And it's awesome to speak to you, Dean.

00:46:11.000 Thanks, guys.

00:46:11.000 Thanks so much.

00:46:12.000 Thank you, Miriam.

00:46:13.000 I'm following Milo now, though.

00:46:14.000 Okay, there you go.

00:46:15.000 How can you follow him?

00:46:18.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:46:19.000 Where do people follow you, Milo?

00:46:20.000 Because it's not your name, so where do people best find you?

00:46:23.000 Well, I've named myself on Twitter as my favorite Roman emperor.

00:46:28.000 His only failing was all that burning Christian stuff, but otherwise he was great. 1.00

00:46:33.000 It's Nero.

00:46:34.000 So you can follow me at Nero or Milo.Yanopoulos on Twitter.

00:46:37.000 Facebook, which you'll have to copy and paste from somewhere, possibly from the description below this video.

00:46:42.000 And look out for my comms on Breitbart and my book about Gamergate comes out at the end of the year.

00:46:47.000 And that's pretty much me.

00:46:48.000 Thanks so much.

00:46:49.000 Thank you so much, Milo. 0.59

00:46:50.000 Jared, Gay Jared, hang up on you. 1.00

00:46:52.000 Cheers, guys.

00:46:54.000 Milo, when you're watching this, if you want me to write a little endorsement of Gamergate, I'm all on your side 100%.

00:46:54.000 Alright, Dean.

00:47:01.000 Well, I'm going to take you up on that.

00:47:02.000 I'll DM you later.

00:47:04.000 Done.

00:47:05.000 This is what happens.

00:47:05.000 Thanks, guys.

00:47:06.000 See, the show starts off as a legit show, and it becomes just a pickup bar.

00:47:10.000 That's it.

00:47:11.000 Not only that, but we just ended Dean Cain's career by outing him as a Gamergate supporter.

00:47:15.000 Not a chance.

00:47:15.000 I'm happy.

00:47:16.000 Bring it.

00:47:17.000 All right.

00:47:18.000 Bye, Milo.

00:47:19.000 We're hanging you out.

00:47:20.000 Bye.

00:47:21.000 Take care, guys.

00:47:22.000 Bye.

00:47:22.000 Lovely chap, isn't he, Dean?

00:47:24.000 He is.

00:47:25.000 He is extremely smart and witty, and I'll go on with him any time.

00:47:29.000 Well, it depends where he's going.

00:47:29.000 Yes.

00:47:31.000 You don't want to go.

00:47:32.000 Yeah, I mean, I'll go on the show with him anytime.

00:47:33.000 Yes, you'll go on the show with him anytime.

00:47:35.000 Actually, I'd probably go anywhere with him.

00:47:36.000 He's all right in my book.

00:47:37.000 That started, it's funny, there was a rumor that started that I remember that I was gay because I was with, well, I don't want to add him, but he's another conservative who's openly gay, but he doesn't talk about it a lot.

00:47:45.000 And so I went with him in New York to like a gay bar.

00:47:48.000 It wasn't like a gay nightclub.

00:47:49.000 It was just a place where, I mean, I lived in Chelsea.

00:47:51.000 And so this rumor came out that I was gay.

00:47:52.000 And I was like, I'm like, no, okay.

00:47:54.000 Well, if you lived in Chelsea, you're gay, right? 0.88

00:47:56.000 Well, I was the old... 0.98

00:47:56.000 My roommate was gay. 0.98

00:47:57.000 Chelsea's awesome. 1.00

00:47:59.000 No, listen, that's...

00:48:00.000 Whatever.

00:48:00.000 No, no, no, Chelsea in New York, sorry.

00:48:02.000 In Chelsea, New York City.

00:48:03.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:48:05.000 I like Chelsea. 0.96

00:48:06.000 Yeah.

00:48:08.000 Yeah, that whole thing. 0.99

00:48:09.000 I mean, sometimes you have to remind people that being gay means you have sex with men, if you're a man. 0.96

00:48:14.000 So that's the thing that sometimes surprises people. 0.96

00:48:16.000 They're like, oh, when I was doing Superman, they... 0.87

00:48:18.000 Saw me in the boots and the cape and they were like, well, you have to be gay. 0.99

00:48:21.000 And I was like, well, that requires having sex with men and that's not what I do. 0.99

00:48:24.000 But that's...

00:48:25.000 Well, you know, you don't have to write it off completely.

00:48:28.000 Hey, listen.

00:48:29.000 Not for your fans here.

00:48:30.000 Just leave it open to the imagination.

00:48:32.000 Ambiguous.

00:48:33.000 Yes, leave it open.

00:48:34.000 15-year-old son.

00:48:35.000 Oh, yeah, that's true.

00:48:36.000 Well, you know...

00:48:37.000 Kind of gives it away.

00:48:37.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:48:38.000 But you never know.

00:48:39.000 I mean, David Bowie did Mick Jagger, right?

00:48:42.000 Well, that was the rumor.

00:48:44.000 You know, I don't know.

00:48:45.000 You never heard that rumor?

00:48:47.000 No, I don't know.

00:48:48.000 I don't ascribe too much validity to rumor.

00:48:52.000 Well, imagine being his son at the lunch table.

00:48:55.000 Well, yeah.

00:48:56.000 That's a topper, if anything.

00:48:58.000 That kind of wins.

00:48:59.000 My dad's a fireman.

00:49:00.000 My dad's a David Bowie.

00:49:03.000 We won't take you.

00:49:05.000 So listen, you actually, you don't let yourself go like a lot of people who are sort of, you know, heartthrobs.

00:49:10.000 A lot of, like, it seems like, how old are you?

00:49:12.000 49 Friday.

00:49:12.000 Can I ask?

00:49:14.000 Congratulations.

00:49:14.000 Oh, wow.

00:49:15.000 What day is this airing?

00:49:16.000 Friday.

00:49:18.000 I'm 49.

00:49:18.000 It's my birthday.

00:49:19.000 It's your birthday.

00:49:20.000 You sure it's not 50?

00:49:20.000 Happy birthday.

00:49:22.000 50 is coming around.

00:49:23.000 Listen, I'm not missing.

00:49:24.000 I'm not miscounting.

00:49:24.000 I was born in 1966.

00:49:26.000 I'm taking 50.

00:49:27.000 I'll be better at 50 than I am in 49.

00:49:29.000 I promise you that without a doubt.

00:49:31.000 Is it just the Asian skin dealer? 0.92

00:49:32.000 Do you like mycodermabrasion?

00:49:33.000 Do you do some Botox?

00:49:34.000 The Asian thing helps.

00:49:36.000 Plus, you know, I just don't do drugs.

00:49:37.000 I don't jerk around.

00:49:38.000 I mean, I'm a pretty straightforward guy.

00:49:40.000 I work hard.

00:49:40.000 I raise my kid and hang out with my family.

00:49:43.000 And I don't do anything that's going to impact me really terribly.

00:49:46.000 And I go to the doctor and get regular checkups and I'm just a regular dude.

00:49:50.000 Yeah, my dad doesn't get regular checkups.

00:49:51.000 Two weeks ago, I got cancer.

00:49:54.000 You did?

00:49:55.000 No, my dad.

00:49:56.000 My dad had cancer, but he's not my biological father, so there's no hereditary danger, but... 0.99

00:50:01.000 Why the hell is gay Jared laughing at cancer? 0.99

00:50:03.000 What's wrong with you? 1.00

00:50:04.000 Why are you laughing?

00:50:05.000 This is how flippantly you brought cancer into this conversation.

00:50:09.000 Just dropped it.

00:50:10.000 I just had cancer as well and survived that.

00:50:12.000 Yeah, no, he's fine.

00:50:13.000 They cut it out.

00:50:14.000 It was an aggressive form of melanoma and people got offended because that same week we had people send in their best cancer jokes.

00:50:21.000 Oh, you should be able to joke about anything.

00:50:23.000 Yeah, I know.

00:50:23.000 Well, especially I'm like, well, I have a cancer pass.

00:50:25.000 My dad has it.

00:50:29.000 People got so offended.

00:50:29.000 I mean...

00:50:31.000 Well, people are going to get offended no matter what, but that's the wonderful gift of satire.

00:50:36.000 Let me ask you something, and then I'll let you go.

00:50:40.000 What's your training regimen like now?

00:50:42.000 What do you do to stay in shape?

00:50:43.000 Well, I'm actually starting to train a little bit now just because being a dad, my biggest problem is I have psoriasis, so I have psoriatic arthritis.

00:50:51.000 Now, that is a problem.

00:50:53.000 That's an aggressive disease that goes after your joints. 0.94

00:50:55.000 So there would be days I would wake up, I didn't know that came from psoriasis because I have some pretty bad joint problems and I've always got the dry, patchy skin in the winter, but I don't know if that's psoriasis.

00:51:14.000 I have psoriasis full-blown.

00:51:16.000 It was all over my head.

00:51:17.000 I had to take medication for that.

00:51:17.000 It was on my arms and things.

00:51:19.000 But what has become more now is I'm working with a group called the Beverly Hills Rejuvenation Center and I'm balancing my hormones because they were all jacked up.

00:51:29.000 My psoriasis is 90% better.

00:51:31.000 I don't take any Enbrel or those things anymore.

00:51:34.000 I had to take it for a couple of years.

00:51:36.000 Stuff like that to attack it.

00:51:38.000 And the reality is balancing my hormones is changing my life.

00:51:42.000 How do they do that?

00:51:43.000 Do they do it like holy basil or something?

00:51:45.000 You do a full blood workup and they check out what you're missing, what vitamins and things.

00:51:51.000 It's a whole large encompassing program that they have.

00:51:56.000 And it's just for me specifically, it's been phenomenal.

00:51:59.000 I've been doing it for a couple months now and I feel 85% better.

00:52:03.000 Was your thyroid off?

00:52:04.000 My thyroid is perfect.

00:52:05.000 My brother's thyroid is jacked, but that's another story.

00:52:08.000 Yeah, that's me too.

00:52:08.000 Well, it's because I was wondering when I went in and, you know, I had some issues at one point.

00:52:11.000 A big part of it was just stress.

00:52:13.000 I just don't cope with stress a lot.

00:52:14.000 I go, go, go, and then burn myself out.

00:52:15.000 I'm sure you probably do the same thing.

00:52:16.000 Then you run in on adrenaline, and that's a hard thing.

00:52:18.000 Yeah, cortisol.

00:52:20.000 Yeah.

00:52:20.000 Yeah, and then you have, yeah.

00:52:21.000 It's amazing to do this in vitamins and things, and I am feeling 1,000% better, and I'm able to work out again.

00:52:28.000 I literally just started working out again last week.

00:52:30.000 Are you doing just basic compound lifts?

00:52:32.000 Real simple.

00:52:34.000 No pain on the joints, even the shoulder work.

00:52:36.000 There's no way I could injure myself at a certain point.

00:52:39.000 I played football forever, and you get injured.

00:52:41.000 So for anybody in their 30s, 40s, you don't have to deadlift 900 pounds.

00:52:48.000 There's no need for that sort of thing.

00:52:49.000 You're not competing...

00:52:51.000 In the NFL, so you do things for strength and for endurance and just for your overall health.

00:52:57.000 And so I'm learning how to work out smarter and easier.

00:52:59.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:53:00.000 I mean, I'm sure – I mean, you were an elite athlete.

00:53:04.000 I was never – I got to a point – we had Mark Riptoe on who's a strength coach.

00:53:07.000 He wrote Starting Strengths.

00:53:08.000 And I got to a point like a recreational total about like 1,200 pounds.

00:53:11.000 I was able to deadlift 450, squat about 420-something.

00:53:14.000 And at that point, my bench was never super high.

00:53:16.000 Now it would be over 300, but I'm just long arms.

00:53:19.000 So that's like a recreational total.

00:53:20.000 It's nothing like you would find in the NFL. But for me, that was really big with small joints.

00:53:25.000 And there's only so long, right?

00:53:27.000 You're redlining that engine.

00:53:28.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.000 And then it just takes a toll.

00:53:30.000 Yeah, it takes a toll.

00:53:32.000 And it's like you have to decide between optimal performance for a short amount of time or longevity.

00:53:38.000 And sometimes it's too late where you're like, man, my back's never coming back the right way.

00:53:41.000 But I don't think it is too late sometimes because I was starting to feel that way.

00:53:44.000 And then this is changing the way I feel.

00:53:46.000 So I don't know.

00:53:47.000 Watch me in the next year and we'll discuss this.

00:53:50.000 And then that'll be the next big push.

00:53:53.000 They'll be like, wow, he's in a lot better shape.

00:53:55.000 What happened?

00:53:56.000 You know what we should do is we should get you, you know, my dad is competitive, he's 50, just had cancer, just had it cut out, 54, and he hasn't had a point scored against him.

00:54:06.000 We should have you and him, like, do a session where he teaches you some grappling and just, you know, you're almost 50, he's past 50, just as an inspirational dealer. 0.99

00:54:16.000 People are like, hey, look, I don't have to be a fat piece of crap at that age. 1.00

00:54:20.000 Exactly, but he's going to whip my ass. 1.00

00:54:22.000 Yeah, I mean, very few people, he would not. 1.00

00:54:25.000 We scored on him.

00:54:27.000 I wrestled in high school, so I know some wrestling, collegiate sort of style wrestling, but that ain't the same thing.

00:54:32.000 Well, still, that is very, very useful.

00:54:34.000 A lot of people don't realize, I mean, the number one base you can have in any kind of combat sport is wrestling.

00:54:39.000 And to be fair, my dad has...

00:54:41.000 We're very old school with Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.

00:54:43.000 I'm sure you're probably familiar with it, but it's sort of evolved into a hyperly technical sport, and we're both old school in that we always worked on solid takedowns and basic control, stuff that would work in an actual altercation.

00:54:53.000 So he has good takedowns.

00:54:55.000 Definitely not as good as a collegiate wrestler or anything like that, but you have a base, and if you did that, you'd have some body awareness.

00:55:02.000 Listen, he goes, take me down.

00:55:03.000 I'm going to sprawl and I'm heavy.

00:55:06.000 Well, he's more of a Judo guy.

00:55:08.000 It's a lot of clinch takedowns.

00:55:09.000 I hate clinches. 0.96

00:55:11.000 Yeah, we actually have a damn it feels good to be a gangster. 0.92

00:55:14.000 We have like a montage of him in his jiu-jitsu tournaments and doing this lifting stuff. 0.73

00:55:17.000 He's like, why did you put that out?

00:55:19.000 Why did you put that out on the internet?

00:55:20.000 Because it's awesome.

00:55:22.000 Because it's awesome.

00:55:23.000 Oh, right.

00:55:24.000 You're 54 and that's how it should be. 1.00

00:55:24.000 Okay. 1.00

00:55:26.000 Well, he had his groin ripped off the bone.

00:55:29.000 You know what happened?

00:55:31.000 So do you know, are you familiar with jiu-jitsu, what guard is?

00:55:33.000 The guard position?

00:55:34.000 It's basically like missionary.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, you're on your back with your legs around the guy.

00:55:35.000 You're in the guard, sure.

00:55:36.000 Sure.

00:55:37.000 So you can still submit a guy like Hoist Gracie, right?

00:55:39.000 Absolutely.

00:55:39.000 Yeah.

00:55:40.000 You can do it.

00:55:40.000 Come on.

00:55:41.000 You can submit a triangle.

00:55:42.000 You can do all kinds of things.

00:55:42.000 There you go.

00:55:43.000 I pay a lot of attention.

00:55:44.000 Okay.

00:55:45.000 So this is what happened.

00:55:46.000 And I remember we had a guy...

00:55:47.000 I'll just use his name.

00:55:49.000 We'll call him I. We'll call his name I because his name started with an I. Yeah, rhymed with Ian.

00:55:54.000 So he was out there and he's a very nice guy, but he was new and he was very spazzy, pretty strong.

00:56:02.000 And so what we're doing is guard passing drills.

00:56:04.000 So what we're doing is a guard break.

00:56:05.000 Oh my gosh, and a drill.

00:56:06.000 Yeah, in a drill.

00:56:07.000 So what's happening is, you know, the guy's in your enclosed guard.

00:56:09.000 I'm trying to describe it for people who don't know.

00:56:11.000 His people are going, yes, it's boring! 1.00

00:56:12.000 But you put your hands on the hips and you stand up and you break open the guard at that point.

00:56:17.000 So you have leverage, right?

00:56:18.000 So you put one down and you keep your elbows in so you don't get armbarred and then you pass.

00:56:21.000 So my dad at this point already had an injured groin pulled.

00:56:24.000 And you know how it is.

00:56:25.000 If you play football, you have to be aware.

00:56:28.000 And so at this point, I'm like, hey, Dad, you should probably set this out.

00:56:30.000 I'm always very protective of him.

00:56:31.000 And he's like, no, no, I should be fine.

00:56:33.000 So he turns to this guy.

00:56:33.000 He goes, hey, listen, for the drill, just get up.

00:56:36.000 Take it easy.

00:56:37.000 Yeah, he goes, I'll open the guard and just do the passing.

00:56:40.000 Don't do the guard break.

00:56:41.000 And the guy goes, oh, yeah, yeah, sure.

00:56:44.000 The timer gets set.

00:56:46.000 The guy literally, and I hear, pop, pop, pop, crack!

00:56:51.000 And I look over, and my dad just, like, sitting there, like, not crying, but the eyes are just watering, like he's been hitting the nose, you're just, like, holding it.

00:56:58.000 And so I went over to this Indian market next door and got some ice, and then I choked the guy pretty bad, because, you know, you have to.

00:57:05.000 As you should.

00:57:06.000 Yeah, but it was in a match, you know, and I didn't choke him unconscious, but I was like, I held it a little bit longer, because he was warned.

00:57:12.000 You probably should have choked him unconscious.

00:57:14.000 You should have probably...

00:57:15.000 Well, he's a nice guy, but he didn't know. 0.58

00:57:18.000 You ripped my dad's groin. 1.00

00:57:19.000 I'm probably going to choke you unconscious. 0.99

00:57:21.000 Yeah, well, he just wrecked the guy after that when he recovered.

00:57:24.000 I mean, he's bigger than me, so he probably walks around about 230-ish and 6'2", played hockey at U of M, athlete.

00:57:30.000 He's a real athlete guy, but still, he should have known better.

00:57:34.000 And did your dad have to get that surgically repaired?

00:57:36.000 No.

00:57:37.000 I don't know if it was torn off.

00:57:38.000 I should say, all I know is it was blue and purple almost all the way down to his knee.

00:57:43.000 That's a problem.

00:57:44.000 But he just didn't do anything for a long time, and we do a lot of, like right now, I have a pretty serious back injury, so I haven't done jiu-jitsu in a few months.

00:57:51.000 But every day, I'll get on the, well, you probably know the airdyne if you wrestle.

00:57:54.000 I'll get on the airdyne, and just mentally I go through positions, and literally just mentally treat it like a grappling session every single day.

00:58:01.000 Well, it's a lot mental.

00:58:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:03.000 Do you find that when you were away from training?

00:58:06.000 Were you thinking about it as a guy?

00:58:08.000 I always thought it was like daydreaming.

00:58:10.000 Everybody's like, oh, you have to visualize, visualize.

00:58:12.000 I was like daydreaming.

00:58:13.000 I'd be sitting in class listening to music or something like that.

00:58:15.000 I was a very quiet guy pregame, but I was just running through everything in my head.

00:58:19.000 I was daydreaming.

00:58:20.000 I guess I was visualizing.

00:58:21.000 I called it daydreaming.

00:58:23.000 I was sort of seeing a play that I know was coming, stepping in, making the right play, doing all those same things, the right move, the right position, the right reads.

00:58:30.000 And I ran that over in my head, but I wasn't taught to do that.

00:58:33.000 It just naturally came to me.

00:58:35.000 But visualizing that...

00:58:36.000 Because that's the next thing.

00:58:37.000 You visualize it.

00:58:38.000 You're used to it.

00:58:39.000 It's not a surprise when it happens.

00:58:39.000 You're ready for it.

00:58:41.000 That's the same thing with every move you're going to find in wrestling.

00:58:43.000 Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

00:58:45.000 Were you...

00:58:45.000 But you couldn't...

00:58:47.000 Did you know what was coming with American Gladiators?

00:58:50.000 Because I don't think people expected that.

00:58:51.000 No, not at all.

00:58:52.000 You don't know anything about what you're going to do.

00:58:53.000 No, I mean, did you know that you were going to be really good and just people just kind of like, oh, you know, Clark Kent.

00:58:58.000 Because, I mean, you wrecked that.

00:59:00.000 I ruined my ankle three days before that happened.

00:59:03.000 I've since had it surgically repaired, but I couldn't walk the day before the competition.

00:59:08.000 So I promise you I would have wrecked that a lot more had I been able to walk.

00:59:13.000 Did you get a cortisone injection?

00:59:15.000 No, nothing.

00:59:15.000 Pardon me?

00:59:16.000 Nothing.

00:59:17.000 Have you seen this, KJ? I just taped it up.

00:59:17.000 Nothing at all.

00:59:19.000 KJ hasn't seen this.

00:59:20.000 Yeah, it's like viral now.

00:59:21.000 It's the stuff of legend.

00:59:22.000 Dean Cain went into celebrity American Gladiator, and I mean, he was the best ever.

00:59:27.000 Like, he just wrecked the course.

00:59:27.000 Ever.

00:59:29.000 These big, muscle-bound guys who were probably doing juice, some of those guys.

00:59:33.000 They were like, ah, I'm going to block you, and Dean Cain just like, nope, and just deked him out.

00:59:37.000 You've not seen this?

00:59:38.000 No, but it sounds like he Dean Cain'd him.

00:59:41.000 Do you still get letters?

00:59:41.000 Yes.

00:59:42.000 You must get letters about that.

00:59:44.000 You know what's really funny?

00:59:44.000 I do.

00:59:45.000 I get people mention it.

00:59:46.000 It's funny.

00:59:47.000 My sister went to that and loved it.

00:59:48.000 She said it was so exciting.

00:59:49.000 It's insane.

00:59:50.000 She said it was more exciting than any of my football games.

00:59:52.000 It was just this – because everybody is packed on top of you like a high school basketball gym or something.

00:59:57.000 It was a lot of fun.

00:59:57.000 So everybody is there.

00:59:58.000 It was all in good fun and I enjoyed the heck out of it.

01:00:02.000 The funny thing is that things can go viral now.

01:00:04.000 They can be on and be seen.

01:00:07.000 Always, forever, people will always say, I heard you played football and you were a good football player.

01:00:11.000 I couldn't find anything on the internet, any game or anything.

01:00:14.000 So a buddy of mine just did it this week.

01:00:16.000 He edited it together.

01:00:18.000 We had one little highlight tape from my senior year of the whole school, of the whole season for each game was sort of broken down, a few plays, and then one televised game.

01:00:28.000 And he edited that into something.

01:00:30.000 I just posted it on YouTube.

01:00:32.000 So if you want to know what kind of a college football player I was, Because everybody's like, you played in the NFL? How'd you do that?

01:00:39.000 Well, that's how I did it.

01:00:40.000 So there's now a highlight, sort of set-to-music thing of the football days, which should beat the tar out of that Gladiators tape.

01:00:47.000 Okay, okay, I'm sorry.

01:00:48.000 You've got to watch that.

01:00:49.000 He's like, that's not my best foot forward, Gladiators.

01:00:50.000 Here's the real campaign.

01:00:51.000 But that was so much fun.

01:00:52.000 But the thing is, most people who, like, you're not going to get Tom Cruise competing in American Gladiators.

01:00:57.000 You're not going to get a lot of people competing because they're afraid to compete because they don't.

01:01:01.000 They don't think they're going to end up looking good.

01:01:03.000 Yeah, it destroys the facade.

01:01:04.000 Yeah, I would be a terrible...

01:01:06.000 Honestly, I was a terrible athlete.

01:01:10.000 I mean, I was just...

01:01:10.000 Horrible.

01:01:11.000 I was so skinny, and it took me a long time to grow, until I found...

01:01:15.000 And even then, I shouldn't want to consider myself a hobbyist who's pretty good.

01:01:19.000 I grew up way later, and then the combat, just grappling, was just sort of the thing where it was like...

01:01:23.000 It was the one sport where everything just fit.

01:01:25.000 But basketball...

01:01:26.000 I think my son might be there.

01:01:28.000 Is he that kind of a guy?

01:01:29.000 Well, he's just starting to get into it.

01:01:31.000 He's also 15, and he's 6'1", 185 pounds.

01:01:34.000 He's just a big old dude who really doesn't know how to do everything.

01:01:37.000 He hasn't grown into it.

01:01:38.000 Even when he starts running, it's all a little bit awkward-y, and he just hasn't grown into that body yet, and it's still growing.

01:01:44.000 I mean, the kid sleeps 15 hours a day.

01:01:45.000 Well, gosh, he's 15.

01:01:46.000 When I graduated high school, I was young.

01:01:46.000 I'll tell you what.

01:01:48.000 I was 16.

01:01:49.000 I graduated, and I listed 6'1", like 160, and I was lying by like 20 pounds.

01:01:56.000 When I competed in judo my senior year, I competed in the 144 division and I weighed myself with a juice box in hand.

01:02:05.000 And it's funny.

01:02:07.000 That's actually a story that happened.

01:02:08.000 I remember that was the first time I ever competed.

01:02:10.000 I was a jiu-jitsu guy and there weren't any tournaments back then.

01:02:13.000 And I wasn't ranked.

01:02:14.000 There was like a grappling club for troubled kids at school. 0.99

01:02:16.000 And I was like a troubled – I wasn't really a troubled kid because I came in like, well, does your dad beat the shit out of you or something? 0.99

01:02:20.000 I'm like, no, no, no. 0.95

01:02:21.000 I'm just here because I just want to learn jiu-jitsu.

01:02:23.000 I'm like, oh, okay.

01:02:23.000 I want to work out.

01:02:24.000 And I was like kind of okay, but I wasn't great.

01:02:27.000 And then I was like, well, let me go into judo.

01:02:28.000 And there was this crazy Romanian communist who taught me and he was like, well, go compete. 0.98

01:02:32.000 So I don't really know the rules in judo at this point. 0.67

01:02:35.000 I'm thinking jujitsu, right, where I'm just trying to drag a guy down and choke him.

01:02:38.000 And what it was was, you know, there's something called ipan, which is if you throw someone hard on their back or it's a clean throw, it's like a knockout.

01:02:47.000 So I didn't even know that.

01:02:49.000 And I go into the tournament and the first thing is like this guy comes just charging him.

01:02:54.000 He's like, ah!

01:02:54.000 And I just trip him and throw him like hard on his back.

01:02:57.000 And they call it, but I'm choking him.

01:03:01.000 I'm like, ah!

01:03:02.000 And they're like, stop it, stop it, stop it!

01:03:04.000 So they're like going to penalize.

01:03:05.000 It's like, okay.

01:03:06.000 I'm like, oh, okay.

01:03:06.000 So then the next one happens.

01:03:07.000 So this is the rule.

01:03:08.000 So then match two, and I was like, I was maybe a yellow or orange, and this guy was like a green because there weren't enough people.

01:03:14.000 And I remember the one thing I was always good at was I was very good at pulling.

01:03:17.000 So I just pulled him in in a clinch, and I accidentally pulled him in, and we headbutted.

01:03:21.000 He went sleepy?

01:03:22.000 No.

01:03:22.000 It was the opposite.

01:03:23.000 I remember he literally got headbutted and then he goes, I remember his reaction clear as day.

01:03:28.000 He goes, literally like, he's just hitting his face.

01:03:37.000 And then the ref was like, hey, are you okay?

01:03:38.000 He's like, okay, okay.

01:03:40.000 He's like bleeding from his nose and then he comes back like looking at him like, and I'm like, oh my gosh, this guy's going to be really mad. 1.00

01:03:45.000 He's going to kick my ass. 1.00

01:03:46.000 And I threw him. 1.00

01:03:49.000 The fight went in a little puddle on the floor.

01:03:52.000 His fight was gone.

01:03:53.000 But I just remember it was so weird.

01:03:54.000 I was like, you're a 50.

01:03:55.000 It was 60.

01:03:56.000 I'm like, you're a 60.

01:03:59.000 There goes back to the Mike Tyson comment.

01:04:02.000 Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face.

01:04:04.000 Yeah, he was furious though.

01:04:06.000 But your son, you know, the good thing about jujitsu...

01:04:10.000 And I think this is what it was for me.

01:04:12.000 You can adapt it to your body type.

01:04:14.000 You don't have to be a specific, you know, if he's tall and lanky, he can be flexible.

01:04:19.000 You know, you have world champions in every division and different body types, different skill sets.

01:04:23.000 It always helps to be strong and powerful.

01:04:25.000 It always helps to be athletic.

01:04:27.000 But, you know, you have some people who are not super quick.

01:04:29.000 Like Roger Gracie is the best jujitsu guy ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.

01:04:33.000 Horrible in MMA. Yeah.

01:04:34.000 That Gracie name. 0.88

01:04:36.000 Yeah, horrible in MMA, but great in jiu-jitsu.

01:04:40.000 And he literally, he choked out everyone at the Worlds.

01:04:43.000 I think it was seven people with the same submission.

01:04:45.000 And it's the submission you own at White Belt, the most basic one.

01:04:47.000 And all he would do is he would just lock you down, slowly reverse you, get to mount, and cross-collar choke you.

01:04:53.000 And he's not particularly athletic.

01:04:55.000 He's strong enough.

01:04:57.000 But he's just tall and he's able to use his leverage properly.

01:05:00.000 And it's like in no other sport can a guy like that do that and be world class.

01:05:05.000 And then you have probably guys like you who are very athletic or skipping around and doing all the moves.

01:05:09.000 But you should get your son in it.

01:05:12.000 Actually, Boss Rutten has a gym right near my son's school.

01:05:12.000 I'm going to.

01:05:15.000 And we're signed up there.

01:05:17.000 I'm paying for it.

01:05:18.000 We're not currently going because I've got to get the kid on the right program.

01:05:21.000 But it's summertime.

01:05:22.000 It's tough.

01:05:22.000 But he just promised to go ahead and go in there.

01:05:24.000 And he went in one session, was kicking, kicking, kicking.

01:05:27.000 We stood up for a second.

01:05:27.000 Came out.

01:05:28.000 Kid kicks me in the thigh. 0.98

01:05:30.000 Boom. 0.94

01:05:30.000 And I was like, okay. 0.94

01:05:32.000 You can't kick me like that.

01:05:34.000 Literally, my leg went...

01:05:35.000 I was like, okay, you have a strong kick, but please don't do that anymore if we're going to goof around.

01:05:39.000 But I mean, like, strong.

01:05:40.000 So I know he has it in him.

01:05:41.000 And I want him to get committed to that.

01:05:44.000 He's discovered girls now. 0.84

01:05:45.000 So now he wants to get jacked. 0.98

01:05:49.000 Just that.

01:05:49.000 Right.

01:05:50.000 And I'm like, if you want to do that, get the greatest shape, just go do this, and then you're in good shape.

01:05:53.000 Yeah, that's just weightlifting.

01:05:55.000 Just even the training, body training.

01:05:55.000 Yeah.

01:05:57.000 For him to sit there for an hour and kick or whatever he's doing, he will – because he's 15.

01:06:01.000 He's got all that stuff flowing through him.

01:06:03.000 He'll be in great shape in no time.

01:06:06.000 I always wonder, do you feel like you don't want to shake his hand?

01:06:06.000 He's 15.

01:06:10.000 Because he's 15.

01:06:12.000 Uh-uh.

01:06:14.000 You've got to be careful.

01:06:14.000 No way.

01:06:15.000 You're like, oh, you're at that age where...

01:06:17.000 I just don't bug him when he closes the door.

01:06:20.000 I don't care if he's in the bathroom for an hour and a half or whatever.

01:06:23.000 That was a...

01:06:25.000 There's a new movie with Vince Vaughn.

01:06:26.000 No one saw it.

01:06:27.000 He walks in on his son and the doors close.

01:06:30.000 He's like, listen, okay, I understand what's going on here, right?

01:06:32.000 I understand if you're working there.

01:06:33.000 If I work now, I would retire to 14.

01:06:34.000 Listen, the point is no crimes being committed here, okay?

01:06:37.000 But if you're going to be working on yourself, you can't lock the door.

01:06:40.000 Your sister's going to come in here. 1.00

01:06:41.000 I want you to work on yourself in the bathroom. 0.99

01:06:43.000 It wasn't a great movie, but Vince Vaughn is just one of those guys who can enter in a scene, just steal it.

01:06:49.000 Just talk for half an hour and it's hysterical.

01:06:51.000 Yeah, I know.

01:06:52.000 But yeah, my son closed the door.

01:06:55.000 It's his time.

01:06:55.000 And it's just he and I. I'm a single dad.

01:06:57.000 I don't have to know what's going on.

01:06:58.000 I'll go to the other side of the house.

01:07:00.000 Just put on those headphones and cancel the noise.

01:07:03.000 Yeah, I don't want to hear any thumps or anything.

01:07:04.000 I don't want to hear anything.

01:07:05.000 There's a picture of Hannah Davis in his room now.

01:07:05.000 No.

01:07:07.000 Of who?

01:07:08.000 Hannah Davis.

01:07:09.000 She was on the cover of Sports Illustrated.

01:07:11.000 I don't know.

01:07:12.000 I don't know who that is.

01:07:13.000 Hannah Davis.

01:07:14.000 She's pretty. 0.99

01:07:15.000 Yeah, well, I would assume so.

01:07:17.000 Except the only one who was not pretty on the cover of Sports Illustrated is going to sound terrible.

01:07:22.000 Okay, don't say this is a racist thing, people.

01:07:25.000 It was not the original shoot, but the Tyra Banks reshoot of her Sports Illustrated cover.

01:07:31.000 I don't know if you saw that.

01:07:32.000 Okay.

01:07:32.000 I don't recall.

01:07:33.000 So this is what happened.

01:07:34.000 She was the first black swimsuit model on the Cover Sports Illustrated.

01:07:38.000 Beautiful photo.

01:07:39.000 Very beautiful woman.

01:07:40.000 Now, it's no secret that Tyra Banks' weight has fluctuated. 0.91

01:07:44.000 And then for Black History Month, she's like, in honor of Black History Month, I am going to recreate the photo shoot of the first black woman on the Cover Sports Illustrated.

01:07:54.000 I was like, oh my gosh, that's great!

01:07:55.000 It was me!

01:07:56.000 She just redid the photo shoot! 0.96

01:07:59.000 I was like, what is this?

01:08:01.000 So I guess it's more so the attitude that made it unattractive.

01:08:05.000 You're doing an homage to yourself with yourself.

01:08:07.000 With yourself.

01:08:08.000 I feel like Dean Cain's saying, in honor of the original Superman, I am going to put on the Dean Cain.

01:08:13.000 I would have done it again.

01:08:14.000 Well, you know what?

01:08:15.000 I am playing Supergirl's dad in the new Supergirl series.

01:08:20.000 I do play her father.

01:08:22.000 I can't talk about...

01:08:23.000 I just play her father.

01:08:25.000 We should have led with that.

01:08:26.000 Well, you know, we can get back there.

01:08:28.000 We'll bring Milo back.

01:08:29.000 I have no idea.

01:08:31.000 Well, we start shooting that.

01:08:33.000 It started shooting...

01:08:33.000 I mean, they started shooting now, so...

01:08:35.000 I feel so bad because I'll be honest, I kind of trashed the trailer for that.

01:08:39.000 No, go ahead.

01:08:40.000 Everybody has an opinion.

01:08:41.000 I love the trailer, so shame on you.

01:08:43.000 But she is fantastic.

01:08:45.000 She seems good.

01:08:47.000 She's so likable, and she's got that...

01:08:51.000 It's not ego.

01:08:51.000 That sense about her.

01:08:52.000 It's just excitement and positivity.

01:08:55.000 She's going to be a superstar and she's great. 0.90

01:08:56.000 Well, the reason I trashed it, though, was because there was some...

01:08:59.000 It was either Vox or BuzzFeed who was like...

01:09:01.000 It came on the heels of the Black Widow thing.

01:09:04.000 So here's the strong feminist hero. 1.00

01:09:07.000 And my angle was like, actually, if you watch this trailer, it's kind of like...

01:09:11.000 Let's bake cookies for the boys.

01:09:13.000 Like, it's kind of like, it really wasn't like, you know, what they were talking about with Black Widow.

01:09:17.000 I remember watching it going like, why isn't BuzzFeed talking about this?

01:09:17.000 I don't remember what it was.

01:09:20.000 I'd have to go back and read it.

01:09:22.000 But it was a feminism angle because they were all over the Black Widow thing. 1.00

01:09:25.000 Do you remember that?

01:09:26.000 I don't recall it at all.

01:09:28.000 Jeremy Renner said, they were like, who's Black Widow in a relationship with?

01:09:31.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

01:09:32.000 She says she's a slut. 1.00

01:09:33.000 She's a slut, yeah. 1.00

01:09:34.000 I heard that. 1.00

01:09:35.000 I don't even recall that, but I mean, I don't know how that even fits in, but I'll tell you.

01:09:40.000 It fits in because they were all mad. 0.97

01:09:42.000 They're like, oh, so we're all female superhero sluts. 1.00

01:09:45.000 I was like, no, and then this Supergirl thing came out, and I was like, listen, I can't not have an opinion. 0.99

01:09:52.000 You say that's because I hate female superheroes. 1.00

01:09:54.000 So it was that Jeremy Renner was getting all this flack. 1.00

01:09:56.000 And by the way, Black Widow was a total slut. 1.00

01:09:57.000 She slept with everybody. 1.00

01:09:59.000 There you go.

01:10:00.000 Sometimes you've got to call a widow a widow.

01:10:02.000 Yes, exactly.

01:10:03.000 But Supergirl is pretty female-empowering. 1.00

01:10:06.000 The show is very female-empowering, and it's going to be good. 0.98

01:10:09.000 She's so positive, and it's such a great – it's got that sense of humor and that sense of fantasy and romance that Lois and Clark had.

01:10:16.000 The current Superman film certainly is way darker and doesn't have any romance or any humor, the last one that came out with Henry Cavill.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, I know.

01:10:23.000 Yeah.

01:10:24.000 I'll tell you what.

01:10:26.000 Everyone's just really looking forward to Batman vs.

01:10:28.000 Superman.

01:10:29.000 I know it's going way too long, and then I'll let you go, but Batman vs.

01:10:33.000 Superman.

01:10:33.000 Did you watch the trailer?

01:10:34.000 I did not see the trailer.

01:10:36.000 Don't BS me.

01:10:37.000 You have a Google Alert set for that stuff.

01:10:40.000 I'll watch it after we talk, but I didn't see it.

01:10:44.000 Listen, I hope it's great.

01:10:45.000 Henry's a nice guy.

01:10:46.000 Ben's a good guy.

01:10:47.000 I know them both.

01:10:48.000 I hope it's fantastic.

01:10:50.000 But...

01:10:51.000 If it was really Batman versus Superman, it's a two-second short.

01:10:55.000 Batman, Superman, over.

01:10:57.000 Yeah, I know.

01:10:58.000 Puts a fist through his chest and it's done.

01:11:01.000 I think he has like an iron suit.

01:11:03.000 In the preview.

01:11:03.000 Oh, really?

01:11:04.000 By the way, it better be lead instead of iron because if it's iron, he's going to punch right through it anyway.

01:11:10.000 Really?

01:11:11.000 It's lead.

01:11:12.000 Well, only he can't see through lead.

01:11:14.000 Superman can't see through lead.

01:11:16.000 I don't know what an iron suit would do.

01:11:17.000 I think he'd just rip it.

01:11:19.000 There'd be a little human appendage inside of it.

01:11:21.000 I don't know.

01:11:23.000 It'd be like bacon-wrapped shrimp.

01:11:25.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:11:26.000 Nice.

01:11:27.000 Yeah, I haven't seen it, but I'll watch it and I will have an informed opinion next time.

01:11:30.000 Well, it just looks, like you said, it just looks completely humorless.

01:11:33.000 Well, I'm sure it is.

01:11:34.000 Yeah.

01:11:35.000 I like the humor.

01:11:37.000 Guardians of the Galaxy.

01:11:38.000 Phenomenal.

01:11:39.000 I thought it was great.

01:11:40.000 I loved it.

01:11:40.000 Hysterical.

01:11:41.000 That sense of humor has to be in there, in my opinion.

01:11:45.000 Right.

01:11:45.000 No, you're absolutely right.

01:11:47.000 And yeah, it's...

01:11:49.000 I don't know.

01:11:50.000 Gay Jared loved it, and he was just going gaga over the trailer.

01:11:53.000 And my thing was...

01:11:54.000 Maybe he's a little dark. 0.98

01:11:55.000 Yeah, Gay Jared's a little dark. 1.00

01:11:56.000 You have a dark side to you. 0.57

01:11:58.000 I mean, I'd like to blast it out there and promote it, but it's true.

01:12:01.000 Yeah.

01:12:02.000 There's a blackness in my heart.

01:12:03.000 There's a blackness in his heart that can only be filled with men named Lyle.

01:12:07.000 You're off.

01:12:09.000 The point is, if you watch it...

01:12:11.000 Okay, did you ever see The Watchmen?

01:12:13.000 Yeah, little bits and pieces.

01:12:15.000 It didn't appeal to me.

01:12:16.000 No, it was honestly, to me, was unwatchable.

01:12:18.000 That's why I didn't watch it.

01:12:19.000 Yeah, I couldn't do it.

01:12:21.000 I could not do it.

01:12:22.000 Now, The Dark Knight, I think, is one of the best films ever.

01:12:25.000 And that was dark, but it was done in a way...

01:12:27.000 It's a great story, and it fit.

01:12:28.000 Yeah, the Watchmen.

01:12:30.000 And I, you know, I was like, well, have you read the comics?

01:12:31.000 Like, well, I did dabble in the comics.

01:12:33.000 And that's kind of what this looks like.

01:12:34.000 Batman versus Superman.

01:12:36.000 Really, really dark.

01:12:37.000 Everything is CGI. Everything.

01:12:39.000 Which for me, I was like, gets to a certain point where it's like, that's why I couldn't get into Jurassic World.

01:12:42.000 It looked more fake than Jurassic Park.

01:12:44.000 I didn't see Jurassic World.

01:12:46.000 Maybe that's the same reason.

01:12:47.000 Chris Pratt's a good guy from what I hear.

01:12:49.000 I like Chris Pratt.

01:12:50.000 I think he's fantastic.

01:12:51.000 I love that he's reinvented himself from the funny, heavier guy on Parks and Recreation to the Studley dude.

01:12:57.000 I think he started that by playing a SEAL in Lone Survivor. 0.96

01:13:00.000 And then he realized, damn, I look pretty good. 0.88

01:13:02.000 He'd get another offer, and then he'd move from there. 0.95

01:13:04.000 Well, he was actually pretty hot stuff on the show Everwood.

01:13:07.000 He played the older brother who was kind of hunky, and then he went to Andy.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, it was like a WB show.

01:13:12.000 You probably wouldn't watch it so much.

01:13:14.000 Unless it was Smallville.

01:13:15.000 I'm sure you checked it.

01:13:16.000 Did you have any cameos?

01:13:17.000 Yeah, I was on it.

01:13:18.000 I was on one episode.

01:13:19.000 Once Christopher Reeve did an episode, and once he did, I felt an obligation to have to.

01:13:24.000 If my predecessor did so, I had to.

01:13:28.000 Did you call him up, or did they...

01:13:30.000 They called.

01:13:30.000 We're trying to work out something that would be fun for a long time.

01:13:33.000 And finally, I think season seven, I did an episode.

01:13:35.000 Well, he's a big guy, right?

01:13:35.000 It was fun.

01:13:36.000 That Tom Welling?

01:13:37.000 Yeah, he's a big dude.

01:13:38.000 He's a big old country kind of big.

01:13:40.000 Like, he's a big dude.

01:13:41.000 Like, thick, big dude.

01:13:41.000 Yeah.

01:13:42.000 He's probably 6'3", 6'4", just a big, thick dude.

01:13:47.000 So there you go.

01:13:47.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:48.000 But did you tackle him?

01:13:48.000 He's probably still...

01:13:49.000 Can I tackle him?

01:13:50.000 Did you tackle him?

01:13:51.000 No, I never tackled him.

01:13:52.000 But could I? Yeah.

01:13:53.000 I can tackle anybody.

01:13:54.000 I can tackle anybody.

01:13:56.000 But no, he's a big dude.

01:13:58.000 I mean, he's bigger.

01:13:59.000 He's clearly bigger than me, but a really nice guy.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, I've always heard good things about him.

01:14:02.000 All right, I won't keep you.

01:14:04.000 Dean Cain, where's the best place for people to find you?

01:14:06.000 Obviously, Supergirl. 1.00

01:14:07.000 Supergirl, yeah. 0.99

01:14:08.000 Well, I'm hosting Masters of Illusion right now in the CW. Season 3 of Hit the Floor comes out.

01:14:14.000 There's a lot of other stuff going on, but those are the things that are on right now.

01:14:17.000 And they can follow me on Twitter, at RealDeanCain.

01:14:20.000 I'll say some things to piss some people off.

01:14:22.000 Oh my gosh. 0.98

01:14:23.000 Well, your fans, it's almost like the gay squad with Cher. 0.96

01:14:27.000 If you say anything bad about Dean Cain, like, how dare you?

01:14:29.000 Dean Cain is a lovely man.

01:14:30.000 Good job.

01:14:31.000 I appreciate them fighting for me.

01:14:33.000 That's good.

01:14:34.000 You get enough people hate.

01:14:35.000 Listen, Twitter, it's just so funny.

01:14:37.000 The Twitter tough guys, they kill me.

01:14:39.000 But I tweet Twitter, tweet Twitter, I treat Twitter, ooh, tongue-tied, the same as I would, you know, like talking to somebody in their face.

01:14:47.000 There's nothing I'm going to say on Twitter that I wouldn't say to your face, and I think everybody should treat it that way.

01:14:51.000 I have to be that way, too.

01:14:52.000 That's why I just had to, like, I was like, well, I kind of crapped all over a Supergirl trailer.

01:14:55.000 I just have to be honest about it.

01:14:56.000 I don't know, like, I just had, because I don't want you to read it from somewhere else, but like, Steven, put on a face.

01:15:00.000 Like, no, I remember I didn't like the trailer, but I will give it a shot.

01:15:03.000 But that's okay.

01:15:04.000 But that's alright.

01:15:05.000 It may not be for you.

01:15:07.000 That's just it.

01:15:08.000 But see, people shouldn't be afraid to say it.

01:15:10.000 Well, I'm going to give the show a shot.

01:15:12.000 Again, the trailer came in and I saw it somewhere.

01:15:15.000 The article I read was tinged with a feminist angle on it. 0.99

01:15:19.000 So anytime that happens, you're like, okay, someone's trying to feed me something, so I've got to process this and the Black Widow thing.

01:15:25.000 I do get a little upset.

01:15:27.000 Not upset.

01:15:28.000 I just get annoyed with, like, the whole, like, you know, like, Black Widow. 0.99

01:15:32.000 Okay, first off, Black Widow's just a terrible superhero, okay?

01:15:34.000 She knows no real superpowers, and she's a woman. 1.00

01:15:37.000 It's like, Scarlett Johansson is not going to kick...

01:15:40.000 I don't care how many Krav Maga people you have come on the set. 1.00

01:15:43.000 You're gonna get your ass kicked... 1.00

01:15:45.000 By anybody. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Like, any man, and then most female athletes who know how to throw a jab. 1.00

01:15:50.000 And it's like, we all have to, like, no, if you don't, you're just, no, I'm just like, it's just tough to buy.

01:15:55.000 Now, Supergirl, you can buy because she's basically an alien life form. 1.00

01:15:58.000 She is an alien life form.

01:15:59.000 No, basically.

01:16:00.000 She is.

01:16:01.000 She's gonna go full species, and then, like, just devour? 1.00

01:16:04.000 Yeah, species.

01:16:05.000 That was awesome.

01:16:06.000 Was that not awesome?

01:16:07.000 The original species with Natasha Hensbridge?

01:16:10.000 That was amazing. 0.98

01:16:11.000 It was just like, boobs, boobs, boobs. 1.00

01:16:13.000 Ah! 0.99

01:16:14.000 Yes!

01:16:14.000 One of my favorite pictures.

01:16:16.000 Really?

01:16:17.000 You just described it.

01:16:19.000 That's basically my favorite movie.

01:16:20.000 There's a place called The Internet.

01:16:23.000 You don't have to have the species VHS. But there wasn't back then.

01:16:27.000 This is true.

01:16:29.000 The VHS. What is she doing?

01:16:30.000 Does she still do anything?

01:16:31.000 Yeah, she still works all the time. 1.00

01:16:32.000 She does different films.

01:16:34.000 I've seen her on all kinds of different stuff.

01:16:35.000 She still works. 0.99

01:16:36.000 It's tougher for a woman than it is for a man. 0.98

01:16:38.000 It is.

01:16:39.000 There's no question.

01:16:41.000 And it's not because I made it so.

01:16:43.000 Or you, but that's just the reality of it.

01:16:46.000 It's like the social status of college people.

01:16:50.000 Male, senior is probably the highest ranking social spot in college.

01:16:56.000 And the second highest is going to be freshman female. 0.83

01:16:58.000 And the lowest is a freshman male.

01:17:01.000 It's just the social status is the way it kind of worked.

01:17:03.000 At least it was where I went to school.

01:17:04.000 And I think it's pretty similar today.

01:17:07.000 The young male, you're the young cub.

01:17:10.000 You don't have any status until you're a senior.

01:17:12.000 But right behind them is the freshman female. 1.00

01:17:13.000 Yeah, I guess I didn't even really think about that.

01:17:15.000 That's a good point.

01:17:16.000 I've thought about this extensively.

01:17:17.000 Yes, I was going to say!

01:17:19.000 The college social hierarchy.

01:17:21.000 You've done your due diligence.

01:17:22.000 I didn't create it.

01:17:24.000 I just am noting it.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, I guess I never made it that.

01:17:27.000 I didn't graduate, so I didn't spend a lot of time.

01:17:30.000 You never even got there.

01:17:31.000 You never got to the pinnacle.

01:17:32.000 Yeah, but I was just such a loudmouth that I was like, I might as well have been a...

01:17:36.000 You should create a show with that loudmouth theme.

01:17:40.000 And just call it louder.

01:17:42.000 I am not.

01:17:44.000 The name escapes me.

01:17:46.000 And hopefully we'll get some superheroes on the program along with blatantly homosexual superfans and see how it goes. 0.99

01:17:55.000 All right, Dean. 0.68

01:17:55.000 We won't keep you. 0.68

01:17:57.000 But listen, thank you so much.

01:17:59.000 We'll get this up on radio.

01:18:00.000 We'll get this up on the YouTubes.

01:18:01.000 And I will check out your football highlight.

01:18:04.000 Check that out.

01:18:06.000 I'll feel better. 0.97

01:18:08.000 Because, damn it, American Gladiators was not the best thing I've ever done. 0.95

01:18:12.000 I was going to say it was just an impressive performance. 0.97

01:18:15.000 I'm just kidding.

01:18:16.000 Well, it's a funny thing.

01:18:17.000 People go, you played the NFL, really?

01:18:19.000 Yeah.

01:18:20.000 30 years ago, 25 years ago.

01:18:21.000 Well, it's basically just you, as far as really serious athletes in the entertainment industry, it's basically you and Ed O'Neill.

01:18:29.000 Ed was good.

01:18:30.000 Yeah, Ed was no joke, and people don't realize that.

01:18:32.000 It's not the pretty boy.

01:18:34.000 Who are you talking about?

01:18:36.000 Kevin, uh, Kevin, um, here comes the boom.

01:18:39.000 Kevin James.

01:18:39.000 Kevin, um.

01:18:40.000 Kevin James, actually, Boss Rootin.

01:18:41.000 Yeah, Boss Rootin said, you know, he's like, Kevin James hits the pads harder than anybody I've ever worked.

01:18:47.000 And people were like, oh, you're saying that because he's a celebrity.

01:18:48.000 He was like, hey, if Boss says that, it's going to be the truth, okay?

01:18:53.000 And he was really mad.

01:18:54.000 That's pretty good boss rooting.

01:18:54.000 That's pretty good.

01:18:57.000 He's amazing.

01:18:58.000 He teaches there.

01:18:59.000 I haven't met him yet.

01:19:01.000 Oh, you haven't met him yet?

01:19:02.000 But after I meet him, he's going to change his statement.

01:19:05.000 Kevin James hit them very hard.

01:19:08.000 Dean Cain hits the most hard of anyone ever.

01:19:10.000 But you kind of make him sound like Oddjob.

01:19:13.000 That's all I had.

01:19:15.000 Well, I tell you what.

01:19:16.000 Tell him we want him on the program because he's also actually – you don't know this.

01:19:20.000 He's a conservative.

01:19:21.000 He's a Megyn Kelly fan.

01:19:22.000 Oh, he's not right.

01:19:23.000 And be careful.

01:19:23.000 He's a perfect example.

01:19:24.000 The guy was just – he has – he had a really serious neck issue.

01:19:28.000 So you can see one of his arms is like degenerated and it's just sad to see.

01:19:31.000 And he's very open about it.

01:19:32.000 It's like you can't operate at that level for that long.

01:19:36.000 But he was a stud.

01:19:37.000 Well, Pat Miletic was a good friend of mine who does a lot of commentating with him.

01:19:40.000 And he said in his prime, no one was a better striker than Palserutin.

01:19:44.000 It was his kicks that frightened me.

01:19:46.000 Oh, my gosh.

01:19:47.000 Just frightening.

01:19:50.000 Thunderous.

01:19:51.000 Just thunderous.

01:19:52.000 And then I think it was Cro-Cop who even said, like, yeah, we fooled around.

01:19:56.000 Cro-Cop said his kicks or something.

01:19:58.000 Yeah, he's on the juice, though, Cro-Cop.

01:20:00.000 He was like, you know how you know?

01:20:02.000 Because Chick Congo accused him of being on the juice, and he never said no. 1.00

01:20:06.000 He's like, oh, and I suppose Chick Congo just ate his vegetables? 1.00

01:20:10.000 And I was like...

01:20:10.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:20:13.000 It's like, oh.

01:20:15.000 And then he came to the States, you know, and he was like five pounds heavier and, you know, with 5% higher body fat.

01:20:20.000 But he was an incredible athlete.

01:20:22.000 Anyway, see, we keep trying to let you go.

01:20:24.000 But yeah, tell him we want him on the program because it's boss rooting for crying out loud.

01:20:27.000 And he's amazing.

01:20:28.000 He's a great person.

01:20:29.000 He was hysterical in that.

01:20:30.000 Oh, by the way, Ed Maranero was a great athlete, too.

01:20:33.000 He was an actor.

01:20:34.000 Oh, yeah.

01:20:35.000 Will Hillstrom, he went to Cornell, played running back, went to the NFL for a long time.

01:20:38.000 A great guy.

01:20:39.000 There's a number of them out there.

01:20:40.000 That's true.

01:20:41.000 There is a number of them out there.

01:20:42.000 I just mean like, you know, people, they think, oh, the guys who are in the best shape are the people on Gossip Girl.

01:20:46.000 It's like, no, you can fit them in your back pocket.

01:20:47.000 You know, Ed O'Neill, you know, he's a multiple degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu under Henner, right after Henner Gracie.

01:20:54.000 Wow.

01:20:54.000 Henner Gracie.

01:20:55.000 Yeah.

01:20:55.000 I did not know that.

01:20:56.000 Yeah.

01:20:56.000 He's no joke.

01:20:57.000 And so was Michael Clark Duncan was a purple belt under Henner Gracie.

01:21:00.000 Yeah.

01:21:00.000 Michael, I knew and loved, and it was good that he was a purple, and I love Michael, and God rest his soul.

01:21:05.000 Well, I played basketball with him.

01:21:07.000 Not his sport.

01:21:08.000 No, not his sport.

01:21:09.000 Not his sport.

01:21:10.000 Unless you're playing street rules.

01:21:11.000 Exactly.

01:21:13.000 I mean, that's the thing.

01:21:14.000 The nicest guy on the planet.

01:21:15.000 Yeah, I've heard, well, Henner just always, you know, Henner was one of the pallbearers, and I've only heard good things, but that's a great example.

01:21:20.000 Like, a guy like that, who's that big, I mean, it might as well even be a different species when you're 340.

01:21:26.000 And that ripped.

01:21:26.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:27.000 And you add on top of it knowledge of jiu-jitsu. 0.52

01:21:30.000 It's like, you just pray he just doesn't feel like raping you that day because there's nothing you could do. 0.71

01:21:36.000 Nothing you could do. 0.57

01:21:37.000 And it's a very helpless feeling.

01:21:38.000 Yeah.

01:21:39.000 You know what you can do? 1.00

01:21:41.000 You can suck your thumb and just take it. 1.00

01:21:43.000 Just take it. 1.00

01:21:45.000 Find your happy place.

01:21:47.000 Get to my happy place.

01:21:48.000 Find my happy place.

01:21:49.000 Because there's nothing else going to happen.

01:21:50.000 No, there's nothing you can do about it.

01:21:52.000 And it's like, and I think especially like you're a big guy.

01:21:54.000 I'm a relatively big guy.

01:21:55.000 And with knowledge, like, well, in most instances, I'd be able to not embarrass myself.

01:21:59.000 And then Michael Clark Duncan happens.

01:22:01.000 And you're like, there's no, you know, I just have to take like our Brock Lesnar.

01:22:05.000 Find your happy place.

01:22:06.000 Just find your happy place.

01:22:07.000 I just did a movie called Vendetta with Big Show.

01:22:11.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:12.000 He's not as mobile, though.

01:22:14.000 He's got a knee thing.

01:22:14.000 No, not as mobile.

01:22:15.000 And he's seven foot, you know, 350 pounds.

01:22:17.000 Yeah.

01:22:18.000 But we had to fight all the time.

01:22:20.000 You know, we're doing our fights and things.

01:22:22.000 And, boy, he just missed on a real short right that literally grazed my nose, which would have reset my face.

01:22:28.000 And I hit him square in the forehead of an uppercut.

01:22:31.000 Square. 0.95

01:22:32.000 Right in the forehead.

01:22:33.000 And, no, he looks up and just goes, come on!

01:22:33.000 Nothing.

01:22:35.000 And I was like...

01:22:37.000 I don't know what that means.

01:22:38.000 Can we cut real quick?

01:22:39.000 Because I don't know.

01:22:40.000 He went, just let's keep going.

01:22:41.000 But I thought maybe I made him angry and he wanted to thump me, which case I would start running.

01:22:45.000 I'd use my speed.

01:22:47.000 You could hit a low single, get him down, and curb stomp him and run.

01:22:51.000 That'd be easy.

01:22:52.000 Because he'd probably get up.

01:22:53.000 Yeah, he'd get up.

01:22:54.000 So you just have to apologize profusely as you're running away.

01:22:58.000 I'm really sorry.

01:22:58.000 Maybe you'll be happy tomorrow when you catch me.

01:23:02.000 I think your self-defense is a concealed carry permit at that point.

01:23:05.000 Yeah, which is a good thing.

01:23:08.000 It's a good thing to have, by the way.

01:23:10.000 Yeah, I know.

01:23:12.000 Okay, we won't talk about this on air.

01:23:15.000 Okay, Jared's actually a pretty good shot.

01:23:15.000 Believe me, I know.

01:23:17.000 He always makes fun of me because I'm a big revolver guy.

01:23:20.000 Revolvers are amazing.

01:23:21.000 He always craps all over me for them.

01:23:21.000 Yeah, I know.

01:23:23.000 Listen, if you need more than seven shots, six shots in your...

01:23:26.000 See?

01:23:27.000 I know you know revolvers because a seven shot is only a Smith& Wesson L frame.

01:23:27.000 There you go.

01:23:31.000 So you know your revolvers.

01:23:32.000 Get a little speed loader and you're alright.

01:23:34.000 You're alright.

01:23:35.000 Dean Cain, you must go.

01:23:36.000 Thank you so much.

01:23:37.000 We will have you back on soon.

01:23:39.000 I'd love to be on.

01:23:40.000 Take care, man.

01:23:40.000 Thank you.

Louder with Crowder - July 31, 2015

Milo Yiannopoulos and Dean Cain Geek Out and Talk #GamerGate | Louder With Crowder

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