Louder with Crowder - NFL Goes MORE Woke?! Raiders Coach Is OUT: 'Biden Is a Nervous Clueless P***y' | Louder with Crowder

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00:01:43.000 That's the sound of a kind of, it's kind of a late, it's basically a late show in the morning.

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00:01:55.000 Early birds.

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00:02:02.000 Oh man.

00:02:03.000 We have a lot that we'll be talking about today.

00:02:05.000 New election poll that just came out as far as how many Amer- and I think we're allowed to talk about this on YouTube because it's a verified poll.

00:02:10.000 It's a poll!

00:02:11.000 It's a poll, RCP Average.

00:02:12.000 It's not what we're saying.

00:02:13.000 That a majority of Americans think Joe Biden won due to cheating, but the Democrat number is what will surprise you.

00:02:19.000 What?

00:02:21.000 I mean, if anything, there's a little bit of unity on this.

00:02:24.000 Finally, we found some common ground.

00:02:26.000 He did bridge the great divide.

00:02:28.000 Yeah.

00:02:28.000 That's a good thing!

00:02:29.000 So I want to talk about that a little bit, and I want to talk about how this is really designed to make you think that you're crazy, right?

00:02:34.000 Everything's removed from every platform available right now, if you even discuss it, and the truth is that 56% of Americans think that something went on.

00:02:42.000 Not saying that that can be verified or not right now, that's not what we're doing in this show.

00:02:45.000 What I am saying is for everybody else to decide that it's a coup for you to believe what most Americans believe, You are not alone, and we'll get into why that is. 0.88

00:02:52.000 Also, Columbus wasn't a rapist, genocidal maniac.

00:02:55.000 I know we're not supposed to say that, but everyone was bitching about it yesterday. 0.99

00:03:01.000 But in 1492, Columbus made the bitches black and blue. 1.00

00:03:05.000 He did. 0.98

00:03:06.000 I didn't know that part.

00:03:07.000 It was Black Columbus Moan.

00:03:08.000 That was the second verse.

00:03:10.000 That's the Detroit version.

00:03:12.000 That's what we learned. I don't know.

00:03:14.000 We'll talk about that and something about a racist football coach who may not actually be racist but

00:03:19.000 losing his job right now.

00:03:21.000 Let me introduce Gerald A. That's the voice you hear. How are you, sir?

00:03:23.000 I am well, sir. How are you?

00:03:25.000 You're pissed off. I did it to you on purpose earlier.

00:03:27.000 I'm in a bad mood today and you guys will find out why later because of Gerald.

00:03:30.000 It was my fault.

00:03:31.000 We're going to review the Fauci documentary on Mug Club V.

00:03:34.000 Now you've given up the research.

00:03:36.000 You did it!

00:03:37.000 That's called foreshadowing.

00:03:39.000 Call me your Steinbeck.

00:03:41.000 Quarterback Garrett, he's here.

00:03:42.000 Good morning.

00:03:43.000 How are you?

00:03:43.000 What's going on?

00:03:43.000 Let's go Brandon.

00:03:45.000 Keep him in your prayers to avoid the sickle sale.

00:03:47.000 He doesn't have it.

00:03:47.000 More of a preventative prayer.

00:03:49.000 And Dave Landau.

00:03:50.000 Ahoy Brandon!

00:03:53.000 And you'll be at the Improv in Orlando this weekend.

00:03:55.000 Yes, Friday and Saturday.

00:03:57.000 I have three different plane tickets to hope I get there.

00:04:00.000 I'm not even kidding.

00:04:01.000 Roll the dice on the plane tickets.

00:04:03.000 You know it's bad when one of your fallbacks is spirit.

00:04:06.000 It is.

00:04:07.000 It's your safety airline.

00:04:09.000 Thank God I had points.

00:04:10.000 All right, really quickly, we're going to talk about the football coach, but they're talking about him on CNN right now.

00:04:16.000 What's his name again there, Gerald?

00:04:18.000 John Gruden, Las Vegas Raiders coach.

00:04:20.000 That looks like, I don't know who that is.

00:04:21.000 Ten years ago he said stuff.

00:04:22.000 Yes!

00:04:23.000 Yeah, literally.

00:04:25.000 Here's how former NFL and Hall of Fame wide receiver Randy Moss, what he had to say about Gruden.

00:04:30.000 I want to get your reaction.

00:04:32.000 Look, hey look, someone else said this.

00:04:34.000 Can I get your reaction about what someone else said about an email that I won't cover live on air?

00:04:38.000 I'll just say racist and homophobic and sexist, but the guy responded to it.

00:04:42.000 Can you respond to him?

00:04:44.000 Is this news?

00:04:44.000 We say it is.

00:04:45.000 That's how we label it.

00:04:48.000 Here's John Madden to highlight the racist words he used.

00:04:53.000 He's talking about the clock ticking. 0.99

00:04:55.000 Shut up, Randy Moss. 0.98

00:04:56.000 You ran over a lady in Minneapolis and got away with it. 0.99

00:04:58.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:04:59.000 I don't follow sports.

00:05:00.000 I want to hear what this guy has to say, though.

00:05:02.000 If you know his history, you know that when he was in high school, he had a situation with a fight that took place in school.

00:05:07.000 He went from being basically the biggest star in West Virginia to being a pariah.

00:05:10.000 And I've always imagined that in that time, he probably learned that a lot of white people thought that he was the B's and E's when he was catching that football.

00:05:17.000 And now all of a sudden, he wasn't going to the University of West Virginia, and he wasn't playing for his high school.

00:05:21.000 I imagine he heard a lot of things from a lot of people that he thought were cool in the first place, and I think that's what's happening with John Gruden for a lot of people.

00:05:28.000 Wait, wait, is his argument that there was a black guy who was popular, and then he wasn't popular, and so therefore white people are racist?

00:05:33.000 I don't get sportsman.

00:05:34.000 No, what he's saying now is like, this is happening to John Gruden, everybody loved John Gruden, and now they find out the truth about John Gruden is what it seems like.

00:05:40.000 Are they saying they loved John Gruden in high school?

00:05:42.000 No, that was Randy Moss.

00:05:43.000 Yeah, he was talking about Randy Moss.

00:05:44.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:05:45.000 But he's trying to say that Randy Moss realized that white people liked him when he was winning and then they weren't.

00:05:48.000 Like look, that's just, that's called sports.

00:05:50.000 Have any of you heard from Jerry Cooney recently?

00:05:53.000 Who here didn't?

00:05:54.000 My point exactly.

00:05:56.000 Hardest hitter in arguably all of boxing.

00:05:58.000 Two guys.

00:05:59.000 Ernie Shavers and Jerry Cooney.

00:06:01.000 Jerry Cooney is the hardest hitter possibly in the history of boxing and Ernie Shavers and you don't know who they are.

00:06:06.000 Because when they stop winning, people don't pay... Jerry Cooney's white, by the way, just so you know.

00:06:06.000 Why?

00:06:11.000 It's not a race thing.

00:06:12.000 No, it was Drago.

00:06:12.000 It's only as valuable as your last performance.

00:06:14.000 It was Drago.

00:06:15.000 I saw him hit the bag and it registered like the high number.

00:06:18.000 Yes, and then the syringes with the... He became Muhammad Koon Lee.

00:06:21.000 Yes!

00:06:23.000 All right, well, you know what?

00:06:25.000 Let's go to this quickly, then we'll go to Kamala Harris afterwards since they're talking about this on CNN. 0.99

00:06:28.000 Well, can I just say real quick, I'm just, I'm stunned that a coach is a dick. 1.00

00:06:33.000 Yes! 0.99

00:06:34.000 I think we all should be just so surprised.

00:06:37.000 Well, I want to hear you guys, you know, comment below in what you've read about this because it was really hard for me to find the original emails and the original pejoratives.

00:06:45.000 Always look at it.

00:06:46.000 Look, whenever you hear a blanket statement of sexist, racist, homophobic, red flag goes up right away.

00:06:53.000 Because if the guy, for example, said the Edwarn, that would be the lead.

00:06:53.000 Why?

00:06:56.000 It would say.

00:06:57.000 Gudgeon?

00:06:58.000 What's his name?

00:06:58.000 Kudden?

00:06:58.000 Kudgeon?

00:06:59.000 Gruden.

00:07:00.000 It would say, Gruden said the N-word right away.

00:07:00.000 Gruden!

00:07:03.000 If they're saying homophobic, like, well, hold on, what does that mean? 0.98

00:07:06.000 He said, he said, I'm terrified of homosexuals? 0.71

00:07:09.000 Hold on a second, let's break down that language. 0.94

00:07:11.000 I don't, I've never known anyone in my life who's afraid of homosexuals.

00:07:14.000 I know what you're trying to do.

00:07:15.000 You're trying to say that.

00:07:16.000 Anyone who disagrees with any certain sexual activities, whether heterosexual, homosexual, bigamist, that somehow they're afraid of it.

00:07:21.000 I get it.

00:07:22.000 Like transphobia. 0.81

00:07:23.000 If I don't think that a 45-year-old man should be able to take a dump in the junior high school girl's locker room, I'm transphobic.

00:07:29.000 I understand it. 1.00

00:07:30.000 The point is when you see these blanket words out there, right away your bullshit meter should go... 0.98

00:07:36.000 Okay, so let's get down to what was actually said. 0.99

00:07:40.000 In the emails from the New York Times, what they quote, they say that he called Roger Goodell a fat and then followed by gut.

00:07:51.000 And by the way, I don't want to give it the honor of calling it the F word because there's only one and I hold it in high esteem.

00:07:57.000 It's very useful.

00:07:58.000 It's very descriptive.

00:07:59.000 I just can't say it on YouTube. 0.99

00:08:00.000 And the other homophobic comment he made was he called somebody a clueless anti-football pussy. 0.99

00:08:07.000 Okay, well that's straightforward enough. 1.00

00:08:09.000 You called someone a woman?

00:08:10.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:08:11.000 By the way, why do I know Roger Goodell's name?

00:08:14.000 Why is that familiar?

00:08:15.000 No, I know, but wasn't there something with him in trouble?

00:08:15.000 He's the commissioner of the NFL.

00:08:18.000 Well, of course.

00:08:18.000 Yes.

00:08:19.000 He's been in trouble several times.

00:08:20.000 What was his thing?

00:08:20.000 Well, most recently he was the one kind of cowing to the BLM protest.

00:08:24.000 Right.

00:08:25.000 Yeah, and he was accused of being racist as well.

00:08:27.000 Well, before that, yeah.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, before that he was accused of being racist.

00:08:29.000 My point is, shouldn't you be glad that someone said something misogynistic about the guy you said was racist?

00:08:34.000 Yeah.

00:08:35.000 Let the NFL Civil War, the death skers, let them just fight it out. 0.98

00:08:41.000 Hey, it's a chauvinist fighting a racist.

00:08:44.000 You don't believe any of this.

00:08:45.000 That's my point. 0.99

00:08:47.000 I assume that the F word and pussy is usually what coaches called you just based on any sport I've ever played. 0.99

00:08:53.000 Yes, me too. 0.99

00:08:55.000 My dad put it on my jersey.

00:08:57.000 Yes.

00:08:58.000 My dad has it reserved for my headstone.

00:09:00.000 Oh, wow.

00:09:01.000 Geez.

00:09:02.000 Here lies that and then git.

00:09:05.000 I was like, why do you do that?

00:09:06.000 By the way, why would you want to outlive your son?

00:09:09.000 That's weird. 0.99

00:09:10.000 Are you going to kill me? 1.00

00:09:11.000 The real problem is I can't do it in a Jewish cemetery because of the Mickey Mouse tattoo I have on my ass, but now I just... I just hope... What do they call them? 1.00

00:09:22.000 There's one Jewish undertaker right now.

00:09:24.000 No!

00:09:25.000 Hoy! 1.00

00:09:26.000 Hoy vey, I just found a Mickey Mouse tramp stamp.

00:09:32.000 Can't you be buried a hundred feet from the cemetery?

00:09:36.000 Is that the deal?

00:09:38.000 Imagine that guy who's Jewish can't be buried there, then he can't be buried in an Asian cemetery because he finds out that what's written is something incredibly anti-Japanese.

00:09:46.000 It's ethnocentric.

00:09:47.000 But it looked cool!

00:09:48.000 Japanese handwriting.

00:09:49.000 Okay, so apparently this Gruden character also said Goodell should not have pressured former Rams coach Jeff Fisher to quote draft queers in reference to Michael Sam.

00:10:00.000 Apparently he criticized President Obama during his re-election campaign, 1.00

00:10:05.000 referred to Joe Biden as a nervous, clueless pussy. 1.00

00:10:08.000 Look, this is a perfect example of... 1.00

00:10:10.000 That last one was right. 0.95

00:10:11.000 No, nothing that I have read here is offensive or fireable.

00:10:15.000 To be clear, like, really?

00:10:18.000 This is the issue.

00:10:19.000 It's not that people are hypocrites.

00:10:21.000 Because I'm a Christian, and I just quoted words that you'd be like, okay, well, you shouldn't say those naughty words.

00:10:25.000 And I understand it, right?

00:10:26.000 But I am quoting this. 0.99

00:10:27.000 The point is, everyone's a hypocrite. 1.00

00:10:29.000 But if people out there act as though they're so offended at this, like, oh, oh, he called someone a pussy! 1.00

00:10:36.000 Why? 0.99

00:10:36.000 I never! 0.99

00:10:37.000 No, yes, you would, ever.

00:10:39.000 And you have.

00:10:40.000 Okay? 1.00

00:10:40.000 Let's stop acting like we've never called someone a clueless pussy. 1.00

00:10:44.000 Right, and Matt Damon, again, found out five minutes ago, apparently, that this was a bad word to say, one of the words he said, and nobody cancelled Matt Damon for it. 0.99

00:10:51.000 They pissed off at him for a little bit.

00:10:51.000 Well, they tried.

00:10:52.000 They should have cancelled him for All the Pretty Horses.

00:10:55.000 No, I mean, basically, they had to whip him a few times and then let him continue on.

00:10:58.000 It's like, alright, we'll just make this, like, a good show, we'll be pissed at you, and then you'll come and do movies again where you couldn't possibly.

00:11:03.000 Wait, is it All the Pretty Horses or is it Horse Whisperer?

00:11:06.000 Which one was Matt Damon?

00:11:08.000 Um, they're both awful.

00:11:09.000 It's gotta be All the Pretty Horses, right?

00:11:11.000 I think it's All the Pretty Horses.

00:11:12.000 I don't know.

00:11:13.000 I think it's We Bought a Zoo.

00:11:13.000 I don't know either.

00:11:14.000 It is We Bought a Zoo.

00:11:15.000 That's another one, not to be confused with Zookeeper, which is a paramount.

00:11:19.000 Or Zootopia.

00:11:20.000 Yes, and there's the tiny movie, like I was saying, where he becomes little and he lives in a little place.

00:11:25.000 Oh yes, that's right. 0.93

00:11:26.000 And it sucked. 0.97

00:11:27.000 He's made a lot of awful, awful movies. 0.98

00:11:29.000 He's made a lot of awful movies. 1.00

00:11:29.000 And Good Will Hunting is crap. 1.00

00:11:32.000 You're all wrong. 1.00

00:11:32.000 No, it's good! 1.00

00:11:33.000 What the hell's the matter with you? 0.83

00:11:35.000 His name is Will Hunting in the movie. 0.96

00:11:38.000 So?

00:11:39.000 And the name of the movie is Good Will Hunting.

00:11:41.000 Good Will Hunting. 0.67

00:11:42.000 It's the shittiest title.

00:11:43.000 I'm sorry, pardon my language.

00:11:44.000 Good Will Hunting is the name of the movie.

00:11:44.000 Okay.

00:11:47.000 Yeah, what if it's nameless?

00:11:48.000 My name's Jack Stoolis.

00:11:49.000 I can see your lips from here.

00:11:51.000 We'll see.

00:11:52.000 It is All the Pretty Horses.

00:11:53.000 It's All the Pretty Horses.

00:11:54.000 Thank you.

00:11:54.000 I'm glad that we put our research team to good use.

00:11:57.000 Dumb title.

00:11:58.000 Right now they're all back, look how Stephen's gonna beat me if I don't find All the Pretty Horses. 0.97

00:12:03.000 That's a fair point. 0.99

00:12:04.000 Bobby Knight as a coach just yelled pussy over and over again and swore at people. 0.99

00:12:09.000 He'd be fine. 0.99

00:12:10.000 It's like that old SNL sketch where it's the chess coach and he's just launching chairs.

00:12:14.000 That was Dick Butkus' breathing exercise. 1.00

00:12:16.000 It was breathe in, count four, breathe out and pussy. 1.00

00:12:20.000 The point is, this is, when people got mad about, look, the Donald Trump situation, I 1.00

00:12:25.000 said, what I'm mad about is he talking about someone else's wife.

00:12:28.000 Not that he talked about what someone would consensually allow you to do, grabbing their

00:12:33.000 nether regions.

00:12:34.000 Okay, the point here is there are conversations that aren't meant to be broadcast to the entire

00:12:38.000 world, and sometimes, sometimes things that you wouldn't say, for example, to the press,

00:12:43.000 or things you wouldn't say, I don't know, at a Thanksgiving table, are entirely appropriate

00:12:47.000 when you are trying to motivate a team full of killers.

00:12:52.000 Exactly.

00:12:53.000 You basically found serial killers and gave them a creative outlet.

00:12:58.000 It's just people that hurt people.

00:13:00.000 Yes.

00:13:01.000 And they get paid to do it well.

00:13:02.000 Yeah.

00:13:03.000 That's it.

00:13:04.000 And so, look, before these most recent emails came out, there was another controversy from emails before, which I will say... Very recent, though.

00:13:11.000 It was pretty recent, but he didn't get fired for this.

00:13:13.000 He got fired for his recent comments, meaning from yesterday, or this morning, I don't know exactly, depending on when you're watching this broadcast.

00:13:20.000 The prior emails leaked, he said, uh, Domoris Smith has lips the size of Michelin towers.

00:13:26.000 Tires.

00:13:27.000 Tires, yes.

00:13:28.000 That seems... I mean, on the surface, it kind of, you could say that, but I've never heard of somebody referring to a black man's lips as tires in a racist context.

00:13:37.000 I've never heard that before, period, right?

00:13:39.000 I could see though how for a racist it would be apt.

00:13:42.000 Yes, no, I definitely understand.

00:13:43.000 So here's the thing.

00:13:44.000 Context always matters, right?

00:13:45.000 So you've got black players, because obviously in the NFL there are black players on the teams, coming out for years and years and years in the past.

00:13:53.000 Tim Brown from Notre Dame played for the Raiders played for John Gruden, came out and said, I've never heard him say anything racist.

00:13:59.000 I've never heard him lean towards saying anything racist. 1.00

00:14:02.000 This is absolute crap. 0.99

00:14:03.000 John Gruden came out and said, look, this was happening when the NFL was threatening to strike and I was sending pissed off emails because they were trying to take away people's livelihoods. 0.99

00:14:11.000 They were trying to take away what everybody cared about.

00:14:13.000 And I was pissed.

00:14:14.000 And I said, this guy, the Dumbrow Smith, I think he was like the NFL PA representative or something like that.

00:14:18.000 And he said, this guy is lying.

00:14:20.000 He has lips the size of Michelin tires. 0.91

00:14:22.000 He can't spit it out.

00:14:24.000 I don't know.

00:14:25.000 Look, I don't know if I buy that.

00:14:26.000 And by the way, I don't think that's a fireball offense, and I guarantee you that if you find the guy he's talking about, you could probably find far more racist things that someone else has said about him.

00:14:32.000 You know, black people say it with white people, right? 0.92

00:14:33.000 You know, I don't know what it is. 0.98

00:14:34.000 Like, we smell like chicken, all that kind of stuff.

00:14:36.000 The point is, everyone has a place in what they say about each other.

00:14:39.000 I think it's just smelling mayo.

00:14:41.000 Is that what it is?

00:14:42.000 We kiss our dogs. 0.98

00:14:44.000 White people, y'all kiss your dogs! 1.00

00:14:48.000 My point is, we get it, and this is sports. 0.99

00:14:52.000 You're not trying to hire somebody who's supposed to appease the most amount of people.

00:14:56.000 You're trying to involve people in an organization who understand the audience and they understand how to win a game.

00:15:01.000 And have big Michelin DSLs.

00:15:03.000 Well, that's right.

00:15:04.000 That helps out as well.

00:15:05.000 But here's the broader point is that the NFL is basically... Shouldn't buy a pair of Michelin tires.

00:15:11.000 The NFL's basically got a no-tolerance point right now.

00:15:14.000 They're not going to tolerate any of this.

00:15:15.000 And John Gruden... What, CTE?

00:15:17.000 Oh, no, they do tolerate plenty of that.

00:15:19.000 No, no, they tolerate that. 0.99

00:15:19.000 Later on when you kill your wife? 0.99

00:15:21.000 No, they're not going to tolerate anything that costs them money. 0.99

00:15:24.000 Don't say anything racist.

00:15:26.000 Just, you know, bottle it up and then eventually beat a chick in an elevator like the rest Exactly. 0.99

00:15:30.000 Hit a woman so hard it closes a casino. 0.99

00:15:32.000 Hold on. 0.54

00:15:35.000 I'm sorry, Dave.

00:15:36.000 He can still run the football.

00:15:38.000 Did that affect his ability to play?

00:15:40.000 I don't think so.

00:15:40.000 It's a double standard.

00:15:42.000 I get it.

00:15:43.000 Michael Vick is just fine.

00:15:45.000 No, it's terrible.

00:15:45.000 I wouldn't have him run a dog sitting service.

00:15:49.000 We'll watch a dog.

00:15:50.000 Ooh, that looks like he could fight.

00:15:51.000 Michael Vick's new doggy daycare.

00:15:53.000 Right.

00:15:53.000 I don't think its ear was bitten off when I dropped him off.

00:15:56.000 Remember when they accused white people of being racist because they weren't fond of Michael Vick, you know, getting back in the spotlight?

00:16:01.000 It's like, oh, it wasn't that.

00:16:02.000 You know, it's the first rule of filmmaking is don't kill the dog.

00:16:06.000 I don't think it's so much, I don't think it's so much that Michael Vick was black, if you want to make it a racial thing.

00:16:11.000 I think it's that he was drowning and electrocuting dogs, and he was doing it on such a massive scale that he ran out of room.

00:16:17.000 I don't, my primary gripe with Michael Vick, and I know we all have our own biases, so maybe I have a blind spot, I don't think that melanin was chief amongst them.

00:16:27.000 No. 0.99

00:16:28.000 STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLE! 1.00

00:16:31.000 But to his defense, he was a ladies' man and electrocuting dogs was the only way he could get an erection. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Yes! 0.91

00:16:38.000 The FBI's like, we don't even have a page for this.

00:16:41.000 It's called Nature Cialis, man!

00:16:45.000 All natural.

00:16:45.000 A toaster's not nature?

00:16:47.000 Yes.

00:16:50.000 It's better than the rest of the NFL after this where they get the CTE and they take that toaster into the tub.

00:16:55.000 The ripe old age of 46.

00:16:57.000 You want these people to go out and destroy their brains and their bodies, right? 0.99

00:17:01.000 You want them to go out like animals and warriors. 1.00

00:17:04.000 And when I say animals, I mean the white guys, too. 0.86

00:17:06.000 I mean the guys in the referee uniforms. 0.99

00:17:08.000 I mean, you want them all to go out there as savages, and then you're mad.

00:17:12.000 It's just like they said about Churchill.

00:17:13.000 You know, Churchill lost his re-election.

00:17:16.000 He was ousted.

00:17:16.000 Do you know why?

00:17:18.000 This is the man who single-handedly stopped the Nazis from taking over Europe because he didn't want to support socialized health care.

00:17:24.000 Then he was discarded.

00:17:25.000 Wartime presidents are not valued during times of peace.

00:17:28.000 You send these guys out there, it requires a screw loose to get to that high of a level in sports and subject yourself to that amount of punishment or to be involved with the sport and coach these killers.

00:17:40.000 And then you want them to come back and be the kinds of people who should teach your Sunday school class.

00:17:44.000 Look, you're not going to find a lot of guys like that out there.

00:17:47.000 And if you keep firing them, you're going to end up with a WNBA with weaves on the floor. 1.00

00:17:53.000 That's slippery, man.

00:17:54.000 You get millions of dollars and then you die at 45 at your car dealership.

00:17:59.000 That's the agreement.

00:18:00.000 That's the deal.

00:18:00.000 Yes.

00:18:01.000 He could have literally committed robbery.

00:18:03.000 He could have had drunken driving after drunken driving.

00:18:06.000 He could have done drugs and been caught for that six or seven times.

00:18:09.000 Alvin Smith, I'm looking at you.

00:18:11.000 All of these things he could have done that other players right now are still in the league for doing.

00:18:15.000 And by the way, again, Randy Moss ran over a woman trying to give him a ticket.

00:18:20.000 It was Caitlyn Jenner.

00:18:20.000 It was totally fine.

00:18:21.000 No, it's not Caitlyn Jenner.

00:18:22.000 Randy Moss ran somebody over and he's casting his vote.

00:18:25.000 Well, no, at the time she was Randy Moss.

00:18:28.000 It's like, come on, you can commit any other crime than being mean.

00:18:31.000 He ran someone over?

00:18:32.000 Keep in mind, everyone should know, if you watch Mug Club, you know, I don't know, we play the game, Stephen Knows Sports, I know nothing about sports, and we've gone on way too long with this topic, but it's because I'm fascinated at learning about... So he ran over someone with a car?

00:18:43.000 So she was on the hood of his car, holding onto him?

00:18:46.000 Yes.

00:18:47.000 She was a happy Gilmore?

00:18:48.000 Get out of here! 1.00

00:18:50.000 Is that, get out of the way, bitch! 1.00

00:18:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:52.000 She was giving him a parking ticket, I think is the story, and he just started driving off, and she tried to stop him, was on the hood of his car, he drove down the street with her on the hood of the car, stopped, let her get off, whatever. 0.99

00:19:02.000 That's a meter maid who takes her job way too seriously. 1.00

00:19:06.000 He didn't miss a game!

00:19:07.000 Still, though!

00:19:08.000 I mean, honestly, you're a meter maid, and the guy's like, I'm gonna drive off, and you're like, NOT ON MY WATCH, THIS $22 TICKET! 1.00

00:19:14.000 I'M GONNA RISK LIFE AND LIMB FOR THIS!

00:19:16.000 Yeah, also, a meter maid is like, come on, that's one-tenth a person. 1.00

00:19:19.000 That was two times, dammit! 0.98

00:19:22.000 No Vikings fan cared at all because he was the most dominant receiver at the time. 0.99

00:19:26.000 Nobody who's ever gotten a parking ticket cared at all.

00:19:31.000 They were like, good, another win for Randy.

00:19:36.000 I'm kidding if you're a parking meter lady. 1.00

00:19:38.000 I'm sure you have a wonderful job. 0.98

00:19:40.000 If you're a black parking meter lady. 1.00

00:19:41.000 If you're a white parking... If you're a white meter mate, run the bitch over! 1.00

00:19:45.000 Those aren't there. 1.00

00:19:49.000 Here's another story, speaking of people getting caught.

00:19:51.000 Kamala Harris put out a series of YouTube videos, and look, I really want to get to the election, new poll, and the Columbus myth, but this is just something we have to talk about because she's the vice president.

00:20:04.000 I mean, kind of president.

00:20:05.000 I guess.

00:20:06.000 I don't even know what the terms are anymore.

00:20:08.000 I don't either.

00:20:09.000 She's in a cabinet somewhere.

00:20:12.000 She's the Harris in the cupboard. 0.92

00:20:14.000 Did she come out yesterday?

00:20:17.000 She's the half Kamala in the cupboard. 1.00

00:20:22.000 That the kid doesn't want.

00:20:26.000 If it was half Kamala in the cupboard, that kid would... That would be the DVD cover.

00:20:30.000 Just open it up and then close.

00:20:33.000 Credits.

00:20:34.000 She'd be filled with syrup. 0.91

00:20:36.000 He'd call over the toy soldiers.

00:20:38.000 Hello, Gorgonauts?

00:20:39.000 Yeah.

00:20:40.000 I need you to off.

00:20:42.000 No, she's in my cupboard.

00:20:43.000 I don't know.

00:20:43.000 Half Indian, half African-American.

00:20:45.000 What the hell's the difference? 0.99

00:20:45.000 She banged the mayor. 0.99

00:20:46.000 Get over here. 0.99

00:20:47.000 My cupboard stinks now.

00:20:51.000 Alright, so over the weekend, Kamala Harris, your, not my, vice president, put out a series of YouTube videos candidly teaching children about space, because of course.

00:21:02.000 It gives us a sense of the magnitude of it all.

00:21:07.000 Earth is kind of small, right?

00:21:11.000 That's what she said about Willie Brown's Doniger.

00:21:14.000 Huge!

00:21:14.000 That's what she said about Willie Brown's Doniger.

00:21:17.000 Look at the design of this land.

00:21:19.000 And the people, the smart people, the scientists and the engineers

00:21:23.000 came up with the idea that if you build something that looks like that, you can see the sun.

00:21:28.000 Like a new slant with a mayor.

00:21:30.000 Well wait till you guys see the moon.

00:21:32.000 I like how you're not supposed to look at the sun and they're testing it on her.

00:21:34.000 I don't know what it is about those tables.

00:21:36.000 Always dream with ambition. Have big dreams.

00:21:42.000 You'll remember that?

00:21:43.000 Yes.

00:21:43.000 Okay, now, I want to get something after this, an actual point, but, uh, she's so unlikable that apparently they couldn't get children alone in a room with her, so these were actually child actors.

00:21:53.000 And I don't mean crisis actors, they were paid child actors.

00:21:55.000 Really?

00:21:55.000 There was no, they didn't trust Kamala Harris to organically get children interested.

00:22:00.000 Wait, this isn't a bit?

00:22:01.000 No, it's not a bit.

00:22:02.000 Is this actually true?

00:22:03.000 No, it's not a bit.

00:22:04.000 All the references are available, again, louderwithcrowder.com, link in the description.

00:22:07.000 These were paid child actors.

00:22:09.000 Wow.

00:22:10.000 The one's Corey Feldman.

00:22:11.000 Yeah.

00:22:12.000 They could have hired some writers to have her say some things that sounded smart. 0.99

00:22:16.000 She was just like, if they make a thing that looks like this, you can see the sun.

00:22:19.000 In other words, they didn't trust her to go out there and impress children.

00:22:23.000 Right.

00:22:23.000 They didn't trust Kamala.

00:22:24.000 They didn't trust an organic reaction.

00:22:26.000 So they said, let's make sure we pay some kids union scale. 1.00

00:22:29.000 They'll take care of it.

00:22:30.000 Somebody's holding up like applause signs behind Kamala.

00:22:34.000 And you wonder why we don't have trust in our institutions.

00:22:35.000 Look, I get it and I know that they're paid at, but the truth is this is supposed to be a reading rainbow, you know, don't take my word for it type moment.

00:22:43.000 And instead, we end up with something that is fake.

00:22:46.000 Children are not interested in what she has to say.

00:22:47.000 I don't even know if what she's saying is true.

00:22:49.000 I assumed it was true because the kids were agreeing.

00:22:51.000 Yeah, she's like, by the way, Dream Big! 0.71

00:22:53.000 We did, we're child actors.

00:22:55.000 Oh yeah, is that why you hopped on a San Francisco mayor who was also banging half the city? 0.99

00:22:59.000 Think about this for a second!

00:23:00.000 Think about this for a second!

00:23:01.000 We tell young girls to not be obsessed with their bodies, right?

00:23:04.000 We tell young girls, and this is true, that you are more than your body, that you should use your brain, that you have other qualities that matter, that you can break through the glass ceiling if you work hard, that women absolutely, all these things that I support, women should be paid just as much as a man for the same amount of work, which they are.

00:23:16.000 Now, The first lady and the first female presidential candidate, Hillary Clinton, and the first actual female vice president are both famous for banging rich guys. 0.98

00:23:29.000 They both got their job by banging powerful guys. 0.97

00:23:32.000 Let's be clear about that.

00:23:33.000 What kind of example is that sending out to young... And by the way, just like Ilhan Omar banging her brother, Kamala Harris doesn't even deny it. 1.00

00:23:41.000 Again, just like if Gruden said the N-word, they would lead with that, if Kamala Harris said, no way, of course not, I didn't have a relationship with Brown, there's no way, Brown was like, I had a lot of bitches. 1.00

00:23:51.000 That was his response. 0.99

00:23:52.000 That was his response, like, I had a lot of bitches, what do you want? 1.00

00:23:55.000 Who can keep track? 0.99

00:23:56.000 Dream big. 0.96

00:23:57.000 As big as Monto Williams' junk. 0.99

00:23:59.000 Yes. 0.85

00:24:01.000 Which I've had many times.

00:24:02.000 He sells Nutribullets now.

00:24:04.000 And then you have Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:24:06.000 Everyone knows you can go to people who went to college with them.

00:24:09.000 It was a relationship of convenience.

00:24:11.000 Broad got a timeshare in New York State for four weeks and became your senator.

00:24:18.000 And you know what?

00:24:19.000 Fact check.

00:24:20.000 She's probably the only person who didn't actually bang Bill.

00:24:23.000 It's not lost on me.

00:24:25.000 The sun is less of a ball of fire than this planet.

00:24:29.000 All right, okay, we have to move on from this.

00:24:32.000 I also have a question for you guys.

00:24:33.000 How did you celebrate Columbus Day yesterday? 0.99

00:24:35.000 I murdered an Indian. 1.00

00:24:36.000 Did you? 0.99

00:24:37.000 Very nice.

00:24:37.000 I got lost in the enclave.

00:24:38.000 Not a Native American, I want to be clear. 1.00

00:24:40.000 Yes, no, to be clear.

00:24:41.000 An Indian. 0.69

00:24:42.000 I was a player for the Indians.

00:24:44.000 Ah, yes.

00:24:45.000 And you can subscribe, by the way, to the podcast on Apple, on Spotify, all that, and live show Monday through Thursday at 10 a.m.

00:24:52.000 Eastern is when you can tune in.

00:24:54.000 I'm just letting you know this because you will get to it later.

00:24:56.000 You cannot find the show if you search for it.

00:24:58.000 You cannot.

00:24:59.000 But you also have to hit the like button.

00:25:00.000 You have to hit the like.

00:25:01.000 Smash, if you're listening right now, please.

00:25:01.000 Oh yeah, hold on a second.

00:25:03.000 Smash it! 0.54

00:25:04.000 Just hit the like button.

00:25:05.000 Okay, really quickly.

00:25:08.000 Don't say that again.

00:25:09.000 But why not?

00:25:10.000 It puts us in hot water, man.

00:25:12.000 Because you're six foot five with blonde hair and blue eyes.

00:25:15.000 Do I need to say anything more?

00:25:16.000 From a treehouse?

00:25:17.000 Okay.

00:25:18.000 So yesterday, Governor Abbott... What a dreamboat.

00:25:21.000 He banned vaccine mandates in the entire state of Texas.

00:25:24.000 Heck yeah! 0.96

00:25:25.000 So no entity in Texas can compel receipt of a COVID-19 vaccination by any individual, including an employee or consumer who objects to such vaccination for any reason of personal conscience.

00:25:35.000 Keep this in mind, of course, the left is saying, how dare they, when the left, and I mean this, this is not whataboutism, but this is important, because remember the Hobby Lobby story?

00:25:43.000 So right now, all this is saying is, you cannot be compelled, you cannot be forced to take the vaccine.

00:25:49.000 And by the way, Abbott said the vaccine is safe and effective, and people should use it, but it should be voluntary.

00:25:54.000 That's what he said, to be clear.

00:25:55.000 So leftists are mad that he is blocking a mandate to force you to get a vaccine.

00:26:00.000 They were also furious that Hobby Lobby, they were demanding that Hobby Lobby be forced to pay for not the 16 forms of birth control that they covered, but all 21.

00:26:10.000 Hobby Lobby was opposed to, I'm going by rote, either three or four forms of birth Stay out of my bedroom!

00:26:15.000 They covered 16 because they believe these were abortificates which took place after

00:26:19.000 fertilization, right? And the left said no no we want to compel Hobby Lobby to provide, not 16,

00:26:26.000 21 forms of birth control and now they are appalled that you have a governor blocking

00:26:30.000 a mandate to take a vaccine. They want control over every...

00:26:35.000 Stay out of my bedroom! 1.00

00:26:36.000 Don't make me pay for it! Right, stay out of my arm.

00:26:41.000 I get to make that choice.

00:26:42.000 It's a pandemic of the unvaccinated. 0.93

00:26:42.000 You should be free. 0.93

00:26:44.000 You're going to kill, then let the Republicans kill off their voter base. 1.00

00:26:47.000 Right, exactly. 0.99

00:26:47.000 What do you care? 0.99

00:26:48.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00

00:26:49.000 You're frustrated because you took a vaccine that sucks. 0.99

00:26:52.000 Right. 0.97

00:26:52.000 Well, he also said, look, you have to take into account the fact that people have had COVID and recovered from it, right? 0.97

00:26:57.000 Just like they do in other countries, right?

00:26:59.000 So he didn't just say you could opt out of it, which is a huge win.

00:27:02.000 I mean, I don't think people understand how big of a deal that is.

00:27:06.000 And I hope other Governors, follow suit and do it by executive order.

00:27:09.000 Do it by something that can't be overturned by the whims of people on the left or challenged.

00:27:13.000 Do it in a way that people can depend on it because people right now are expecting to get fired in the next month.

00:27:18.000 And do it in a way that hurts.

00:27:22.000 With a big middle finger.

00:27:22.000 Yeah.

00:27:23.000 Yeah, do it in a way that stings a little bit.

00:27:25.000 Okay?

00:27:26.000 Yeah, they deserve that.

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:28.000 By the way, also while we're talking about this, in Italy protests are going on all over the country.

00:27:32.000 You guys may not be paying attention to this.

00:27:33.000 The last that you heard of Italy was when they had the worst, you know, one of the worst death rates in the world.

00:27:38.000 But now they're having these green pass, basically vaccine passports, coming into play.

00:27:43.000 And the protests, I mean, it's not quite Australia, but this is a big deal and Americans aren't talking about it.

00:27:49.000 Here.

00:27:49.000 What started off as a restless yet peaceful protest sparked a tinderbox as demonstrators stormed the headquarters of Italy's biggest trade union.

00:27:59.000 Some were neo-fascists.

00:28:01.000 They shout, freedom from a national vaccine mandate.

00:28:05.000 Starting next weekend, Italians are required to show proof of vaccination, recovery, or a negative COVID test in order to enter the workplace. 0.99

00:28:13.000 The strictest such law in the world.

00:28:16.000 Well, it's not just enter the workplace.

00:28:17.000 It's all museums, theaters, gyms, indoor restaurants, trains, buses, any domestic flights.

00:28:23.000 So, this is pretty... Basically to live in Italy.

00:28:26.000 Hot look when people...

00:28:28.000 You don't stop an Italian from going to the gym.

00:28:30.000 You don't stop an Italian from going to the gym.

00:28:32.000 You don't do that.

00:28:33.000 Or to the waxer.

00:28:35.000 What do they call waxer?

00:28:36.000 The estician?

00:28:37.000 Beautician?

00:28:38.000 I don't know.

00:28:38.000 The tanning place.

00:28:39.000 Esthetician.

00:28:40.000 The daggo waxer!

00:28:40.000 I don't know.

00:28:42.000 We're gonna start taking down statues of little kids with angel wings taking a piss. 0.99

00:28:46.000 Yeah. 0.93

00:28:49.000 Cherubim? 0.90

00:28:50.000 I don't know.

00:28:51.000 You know what I mean?

00:28:51.000 It's the thing.

00:28:52.000 It's not quite bronze.

00:28:53.000 It's not quite steel.

00:28:55.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:28:58.000 He likes it.

00:28:59.000 Where's my chain?

00:29:00.000 Whenever anyone says we need to be more like Europe, look, obviously you need to take stories and countries.

00:29:08.000 You need to take them individually.

00:29:10.000 But my blanket sentiment is no.

00:29:15.000 Because they've never gotten it right.

00:29:18.000 Mussolini wasn't that long ago in the realm of human history.

00:29:23.000 You're screwing up again, Italy, and the people realize it. 1.00

00:29:26.000 This is where you have that divide.

00:29:28.000 The government doesn't realize that they're sort of inching towards that, but the people are like, oh no, we already have this, and our guy was the worst of one!

00:29:36.000 He was!

00:29:37.000 Mussolini was Hitler.

00:29:38.000 Mussolini was Hitler, Guevara, all those types of guys.

00:29:41.000 Just Pol Pot without the ability.

00:29:43.000 Right, exactly.

00:29:44.000 He was a very small guy. 0.95

00:29:45.000 He had to kill a lot more people to get control.

00:29:47.000 But I think they... But none of them respected him.

00:29:49.000 No.

00:29:49.000 Hitler was like, Ja!

00:29:51.000 Mussolini!

00:29:52.000 Ja! 0.78

00:29:52.000 We'll partner with you! 0.78

00:29:54.000 I mean, they hung him at the end of the war.

00:29:56.000 So I think they also misunderstand fascism because they're like, and some of them are neo-fascists and chanting freedom.

00:30:04.000 And I'm like, that's the complete opposite of what fascism is.

00:30:09.000 Antifa doesn't understand what fascism is and Italians don't understand it. 0.99

00:30:12.000 It's like, come on guys, this was your whole raison d'etre.

00:30:14.000 Yeah.

00:30:15.000 Did I say that right?

00:30:15.000 Well, you said it in French, right?

00:30:17.000 No, it is fascist.

00:30:19.000 Doesn't everyone remember Hitler saying, I want you to go out there and make your voices heard and don't let the SS control you!

00:30:24.000 You are your own person!

00:30:26.000 Be free!

00:30:29.000 I do remember I have it tattooed on me.

00:30:31.000 Right.

00:30:32.000 Think about this first.

00:30:33.000 No, that's the electrical company.

00:30:34.000 That's a different thing, yeah.

00:30:35.000 Think about this.

00:30:36.000 They've been wrong about it always.

00:30:38.000 Germany.

00:30:39.000 All world wars.

00:30:41.000 Italy.

00:30:41.000 Come on, Germany had some.

00:30:42.000 Yeah, Germany made some mistakes, but people, when I say to people, this is the longest standing constitutional republic, democratic republic in existence, they go, what do you mean?

00:30:49.000 France had to retool everything. 0.90

00:30:52.000 So did Germany. 0.91

00:30:53.000 So did Italy.

00:30:54.000 Multiple times since the United States inception.

00:30:57.000 Sure, we've made corrections, but we still have the same system of government.

00:31:01.000 Why?

00:31:01.000 Because it relies on self-governance and the freedom of the individual before the rights of intrusion of the state.

00:31:09.000 That's why we're standing the longest.

00:31:12.000 And it's ironic, because you go to Europe and everything's older and crappier, mind you.

00:31:16.000 But the truth is, people go to Europe to look at the beautiful things that were, right?

00:31:20.000 You go on a tour and it's fun to visit, and it's the same way in Montreal, where I'm from, in a lot of ways.

00:31:24.000 They come to America to be a part of the beautiful thing that is, okay?

00:31:27.000 And I don't know why we'd want to go back to The countries that cannot avoid repeating history. 0.90

00:31:32.000 Yeah, well, the same crowd that is chanting, let us be more like Europe, actually came out with a COVID policy that is more regressive.

00:31:39.000 Because in Europe, you just said it, the Green Pass, that's pretty much the same thing they have in every other country.

00:31:44.000 Having a Green Pass, not the same rules for it, includes vaccination or recovering.

00:31:49.000 The United States does not recognize, Fauci for some reason doesn't think that it should be on that thing that says, oh, I've had COVID and recovered from it, I have antibodies.

00:31:59.000 Seventy-something million Americans, I think, now?

00:32:02.000 It doesn't get you anywhere.

00:32:03.000 And Europe at least recognizes it.

00:32:04.000 I'm like, guys, in this case, I would love for you to be like Europe, right? 0.68

00:32:08.000 Even though, generally, not.

00:32:09.000 By the way, many European countries, they also don't have mask mandates for children, just to be clear.

00:32:12.000 People don't understand that America is actually... What?

00:32:15.000 That's true.

00:32:16.000 That's absolutely true.

00:32:17.000 In the UK, they don't.

00:32:18.000 They just don't follow the WHO.

00:32:20.000 No, they don't follow the WHO.

00:32:20.000 I don't know why.

00:32:23.000 It won't get fooled again!

00:32:26.000 And we just got fooled again.

00:32:27.000 Teenage Maskland.

00:32:30.000 What if they tried to ban the Who in Taiwan, but instead they banned the... Oh no, we banned the Guess Who!

00:32:36.000 That's the worst problem ever!

00:32:40.000 We know what's on your computer, Pete Townsend.

00:32:44.000 Okay, new poll.

00:32:45.000 Rasmussen poll.

00:32:46.000 This is huge.

00:32:48.000 And people say, well, they're biased.

00:32:50.000 Okay, let's say that Rasmussen leans slightly to the right.

00:32:53.000 They've been much more accurate if you look at presidential polls and a lot of their state polling, and accurate enough to be included in the RCP average, right?

00:32:59.000 The data, year after year.

00:33:01.000 So let's be clear, this is a legitimate poll, certainly more than NBC, CNN, MSNBC, when they say these polls show that the vast majority of Americans, and insert whatever it is here.

00:33:10.000 So, this one's pretty clear too, because I think it matters with How you frame a question in a poll?

00:33:15.000 You can frame questions in multiple different ways where you'll get different answers.

00:33:20.000 This one is pretty simple, where people were asked that if they thought that cheating played a factor in Joe Biden winning the presidency.

00:33:29.000 Actually, the exact words are, it's likely that cheating affected the outcome of the 2020 election.

00:33:35.000 Pretty clear.

00:33:35.000 Do you agree with that statement?

00:33:36.000 56% of all likely voters Of all likely voters.

00:33:43.000 Now that's important because that's the metric that's often used.

00:33:44.000 It's most accurate.

00:33:45.000 Not just registered voters, not just the population at large.

00:33:47.000 Likely voters is kind of the gold standard.

00:33:50.000 We can argue that, but the point is it actually is certainly one of the top two.

00:33:53.000 So 56 percent.

00:33:55.000 Here's the crazy part to me.

00:33:58.000 32 percent of Democrats!

00:34:01.000 You can't get 32% of Democrats to agree with Republicans on nearly anything.

00:34:01.000 32%!

00:34:05.000 So you will see this in the media, and I was watching CNN this morning.

00:34:08.000 This is something that is incredible when you think about it.

00:34:11.000 They say, oh look, we have Donald Trump, the big lie, and two-thirds of Republicans believe the big lie.

00:34:18.000 Well, hold on a second, a third of Democrats do!

00:34:22.000 That's a big deal!

00:34:24.000 A third of you guys!

00:34:26.000 How does that happen?

00:34:27.000 Even if I believe that Donald Trump cheated to win the election, I wouldn't admit it in a poll!

00:34:31.000 I just lie!

00:34:34.000 Here's another thing that that poll talked about.

00:34:36.000 It said 51% overall of all likely voters think that having all mail-in ballots will increase the likelihood of cheating happening in the future.

00:34:44.000 We've talked about all of this, mind you, and we've had to talk about it in such a way as not to be removed from this platform.

00:34:50.000 And now, finally, we're quoting a poll.

00:34:53.000 That's all we're doing.

00:34:54.000 This is a poll right now.

00:34:55.000 This is a poll, not us.

00:34:57.000 So this is a poll, it's 56% of Americans, including a third of Democrats, okay?

00:35:01.000 But what happens if you type in, Joe Biden cheated into YouTube?

00:35:07.000 Or if you type in, election fraud or 2020 election into YouTube?

00:35:11.000 Hey, what happens if you type in, we've covered the election, we covered it live, Most watched live program of any program that night on election night, okay?

00:35:21.000 What happens if you type in Crowder... oh, voter fraud.

00:35:24.000 What happens if you type in Steven Crowder voter fraud?

00:35:27.000 You have to scroll down 25 entries through some videos that don't even have 10,000 plays to get to the content of this channel, which has... and you'll have videos that have one, two million plays, but they're barely 25 searches down.

00:35:40.000 In other words, look, The important thing that you need to understand here is this is the media.

00:35:44.000 People use the term gaslighting.

00:35:46.000 They want you to think that you're crazy, that you're some minority, that you're a violent insurrectionist, just because, and 56% of you are saying, I think it played a factor.

00:35:56.000 I don't think.

00:35:57.000 At the very least, you're not parroting the line that they've told you to parrot, otherwise, you know, lest you lose your accounts.

00:36:03.000 You're not parroting, this was the safest and most secure election in our history.

00:36:07.000 Maybe you didn't get the talking points memo, you're still parroting Elizabeth Warren, Bernie Sanders, Amy Klobuchar for the last election.

00:36:11.000 The point is, we're glad to have you on the team.

00:36:14.000 Better late than never.

00:36:15.000 They want you to feel as though they're There's no one else out there like you, that you are alone.

00:36:22.000 They want you to feel like you're an extremist and you should speak of these things in hushed tones.

00:36:26.000 If you discuss this, if you're one of the 56% of Americans who discusses it, who posts about it on Twitter, on YouTube, on Facebook, right?

00:36:34.000 That's 90-something percent of information that's controlled in the United States.

00:36:39.000 If you express a sentiment that you source, by the way, that you reference, You will be removed.

00:36:47.000 You and 56% of Americans.

00:36:49.000 That's where we are right now.

00:36:50.000 Oh, hold on.

00:36:51.000 Dave Chappelle's back on.

00:36:53.000 Oh, look at this, in quotes.

00:36:55.000 Dave Chappelle says gender is a fact. 0.97

00:36:58.000 Yeah, okay, let's see what Snopes says.

00:37:01.000 I love that Netflix, by the way, suspended their employees for insulting it.

00:37:07.000 Well, no, they tried to crash a meeting.

00:37:07.000 Good!

00:37:09.000 Yeah, that's what it was.

00:37:10.000 Yeah, they tried to crash a meeting because they were against the show.

00:37:14.000 It's a little bit of a hodgepodge.

00:37:16.000 I want to go back to that.

00:37:16.000 I want to hear what they have to say.

00:37:17.000 It is a hodgepodge, but it's awesome.

00:37:19.000 Dave Chappelle says gender is a fact. 0.97

00:37:21.000 They put that in quotes.

00:37:22.000 Well, the next one, this one, this one's worse.

00:37:25.000 Defends transphobic jokes.

00:37:26.000 It's just saying that they are transphobic.

00:37:27.000 That's dead air. 0.99

00:37:28.000 The dude in the middle looks like somebody who wouldn't talk to his gay son. 0.99

00:37:30.000 It's just saying that they are transphobic, but many people and also glad it's like they strongly disagree with that

00:37:35.000 That's Dude in the middle looks like somebody who wouldn't talk to 0.95

00:37:47.000 his gay son. Yes Yes, well Erica so three employees who work for Netflix 0.94

00:37:56.000 have been suspended according to a source close to the situation who spoke to me yesterday.

00:38:03.000 One of those individuals is a woman named Tara Field and there were some tweets criticizing this special and saying, you know, look I work at Netflix and I do not support this.

00:38:15.000 This is hate speech and this goes against the trans community.

00:38:19.000 Now Netflix though has released a statement saying that This goes against the trans community.

00:38:25.000 It's your employer.

00:38:26.000 Go away.

00:38:27.000 Go away.

00:38:28.000 Bye.

00:38:29.000 Find another job.

00:38:29.000 Bye.

00:38:30.000 It's like when they tried to boycott Spotify for bringing in Joe Rogan.

00:38:33.000 Oh, that was an amazing three.

00:38:34.000 Yeah, it's like, you're paying this guy a hundred million dollars, they're paying you forty grand a year.

00:38:38.000 Which one do you think they're going to get rid of?

00:38:40.000 And by the way, they should be on unemployment.

00:38:43.000 They should be destitute and penniless, and it should sting.

00:38:46.000 They shouldn't get bennies from the government because of a pandemic.

00:38:49.000 I want to be clear about that.

00:38:51.000 If you walk because of a Dave Chappelle special, and you say, I don't want this at Netflix.

00:38:55.000 Well, you didn't create Netflix.

00:38:57.000 You didn't invest into Netflix.

00:38:59.000 You don't care about starting your own business.

00:39:01.000 You've demanded security in place of glory.

00:39:05.000 Leave, and you get nothing! 0.89

00:39:08.000 But again, this is the issue, is CNN is acting, gender is a fact. 1.00

00:39:12.000 They want you to think you're crazy.

00:39:13.000 They want enough of you to watch this and go, oh wait, hold on a second, they put that in quotes.

00:39:18.000 I thought I believed gender is a fact. 0.88

00:39:19.000 No, no, no, no, hate speech, no, I don't want to say that.

00:39:21.000 Well, wait, hold on a second, I thought we kind of all knew that there was some stuff that happened with the election. 0.99

00:39:24.000 No, no, no, wait, wait, wait, no, it's 56% of Americans, and most Americans believe that if you are born with a hanging, a swinging of cock and balls between your legs, that you are a boy. 0.99

00:39:34.000 K? 1.00

00:39:35.000 That's most Americans.

00:39:36.000 It's not crazy.

00:39:36.000 It's not hateful.

00:39:37.000 It doesn't mean that you want to drag a transgender behind your Ford pickup. 1.00

00:39:41.000 You can be nice, empathetic, and also say, you know what?

00:39:45.000 There's a reason that every single doctor since the beginning of time has had to agree to a rule book.

00:39:49.000 It's so that I don't get misdiagnosed as pregnant when I have prostate cancer.

00:39:54.000 I can't even get the chips to buy the F-150 to drag a transsexual. 1.00

00:39:54.000 Right. 1.00

00:39:59.000 It's hard to do that.

00:40:01.000 You don't want to do that anyway.

00:40:02.000 We're going to be talking about Columbus Day myths, so you'll figure out how to get those chips later.

00:40:05.000 I know they're building plants, some of the company.

00:40:09.000 I hope so, we need that.

00:40:10.000 So one thing I need to point out too is that you said 56%...

00:40:13.000 No, we meant computer chips!

00:40:14.000 I was thinking casino chips!

00:40:15.000 No, I was thinking that too!

00:40:17.000 I was thinking Lays!

00:40:18.000 I'm sorry, I was out of it.

00:40:18.000 Bet you can't eat just one.

00:40:19.000 Go ahead.

00:40:20.000 No, there's a big shipment of chips that are coming for us.

00:40:22.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the cars are rotting out, new cars are rotting out on lots because we can't get the CPU chips.

00:40:28.000 And Chinese are laughing at us right now.

00:40:29.000 So 56% right now, this isn't trending in their favor either.

00:40:34.000 56% for those who are just tuning in who think that Who think that cheating was involved, that Joe Biden won in part because of cheating.

00:40:41.000 Overall, likely voters, it was actually I think 51% in April.

00:40:46.000 So it's gone up.

00:40:47.000 This isn't trending in their favor.

00:40:48.000 By the way, bring that back up really quick.

00:40:50.000 I want to clarify one thing.

00:40:50.000 By my math, yes.

00:40:51.000 So you said 32% of Democrats, it's actually of unaffiliated voters.

00:40:56.000 Oh.

00:40:57.000 No, no, no, you're right.

00:40:57.000 At the bottom.

00:40:58.000 Never mind, you're good.

00:40:59.000 No, it's 32% of Democrats and 54% of unaffiliated.

00:41:01.000 Right.

00:41:04.000 And only 39% don't think it is.

00:41:08.000 That's insane.

00:41:09.000 So in other words, there's a lot more neutral, or do think it is, than aggressively don't think it is.

00:41:14.000 Yeah, I didn't know if unaffiliated, like independent voters, if they were lumping those two together.

00:41:18.000 No, but then 32% is Democrats.

00:41:20.000 Exclusively!

00:41:21.000 Registered Democrats!

00:41:22.000 That's crazy.

00:41:23.000 Sorry, I thought Dave was going to go say something.

00:41:25.000 No, I was just kind of shocked.

00:41:27.000 That's why it wasn't.

00:41:30.000 Everybody knows this.

00:41:31.000 Comment below to let people know that you're not alone.

00:41:31.000 You know what?

00:41:34.000 Comment either, gender is a fact, not in quotes, below, or I'm part of the 56%.

00:41:42.000 I will allow you to include A middle finger emoji, but no more.

00:41:47.000 I want to keep these uniform so that people can sign on the dotted line.

00:41:50.000 Consider it a petition.

00:41:51.000 Gender is a fact, or I am part of the 56%.

00:41:53.000 56% I am NOT saying that I am or I am NOT and you would never be able to tell because you can't find the

00:41:59.000 Hours and hours of content that are available on YouTube.

00:42:01.000 Yeah Kill me t-shirt with that that says 56 plus percent like 0.99

00:42:05.000 have a date Yeah, just make sure it's not a three-piece rocker.

00:42:08.000 Otherwise, you're gonna get in trouble in the wrong Not to bring it back to the beginning of the show, but my coaches always felt that there were two genders and I was the other one.

00:42:16.000 They classified you as other.

00:42:19.000 What do I do, coach?

00:42:20.000 Let's make him kicker.

00:42:21.000 I don't know, lady?

00:42:23.000 Send your brother in?

00:42:25.000 Okay, so Indigenous Peoples Day was yesterday, and we didn't really feel we needed to talk about it because I've done entire segments on this in the past with Native Americans, the myth of the horseback riding peace-loving culture.

00:42:38.000 By the way, we're actually going to have on the show, I should have told you, our cannibal correspondent.

00:42:42.000 That's right.

00:42:43.000 From the Cabe tribe.

00:42:43.000 Oh, good.

00:42:43.000 Okay, yeah.

00:42:47.000 I don't know if I'm pronouncing that correctly.

00:42:47.000 He survived.

00:42:48.000 Carib?

00:42:49.000 Carib.

00:42:50.000 Carib tribe.

00:42:51.000 Is it Carib?

00:42:51.000 Carib?

00:42:52.000 Is it Cariboo like the car place?

00:42:54.000 I don't know.

00:42:56.000 Like Caribbean. 0.99

00:42:57.000 That makes sense.

00:42:58.000 For Canadian viewers out there, Camp Cariboo.

00:43:00.000 People don't remember Camp Cariboo.

00:43:01.000 That was a great show.

00:43:03.000 I've got to have like a ping pong ball.

00:43:04.000 There are like five people who love this.

00:43:06.000 So yesterday was Columbus Day.

00:43:10.000 Five whole people, huh?

00:43:11.000 Five whole people.

00:43:14.000 Canadian television before YouTube was just like the bad early YouTube videos.

00:43:18.000 Really?

00:43:18.000 You realize that?

00:43:19.000 When YouTube came out, I'm like, oh, it's network television.

00:43:22.000 It's like cat videos.

00:43:23.000 I love Kids in the Hall, though.

00:43:24.000 Yeah, no, that was- And then everything else was just, what is this?

00:43:27.000 It's just terrible.

00:43:27.000 Well, the hockey was good.

00:43:29.000 Yeah, the hockey was good.

00:43:29.000 That's never been good.

00:43:30.000 Or as they called it in Detroit, honky.

00:43:33.000 That's a different game.

00:43:34.000 They really did.

00:43:35.000 Yeah, he'd be like, are you playing honky?

00:43:38.000 I'm like, I'm not playing honky.

00:43:38.000 Oh wow.

00:43:41.000 Started comparing Michelin tires.

00:43:43.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:43:45.000 So hold on, let me move on with this here.

00:43:47.000 So yesterday was, there's more than one black player.

00:43:50.000 There's no other one black player in hockey.

00:43:52.000 I meant on the team we were playing on.

00:43:56.000 No, I don't want to throw out facts.

00:43:58.000 We all know that there's tons of black people in the NHL. 1.00

00:44:01.000 Who do you think invented the knuckle puck, bitch? 1.00

00:44:04.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

00:44:05.000 There's actually more blacks on the Mighty Ducks than there is in the NHL.

00:44:11.000 And don't you love, if anyone saw Mighty Ducks 2, it was Kenan Thompson, if people don't remember.

00:44:16.000 Like, they're collecting the team back together, and they're like, oh my gosh, we need to have a black... So, you know, they go and pick up one of the white kids, like Goldberg, working at Antion's Pretzels or something, right? 0.98

00:44:24.000 And they're like, oh, we need to do something that's hockey-related for the black kid in the offseason.

00:44:29.000 So, what they clearly just did is took a place, like in Southern California, where they would have been playing streetball, basketball, but instead set up Trash can street hockey.

00:44:39.000 You're looking at 20 black kids playing street hockey.

00:44:43.000 Oh yeah, that's where you go for talent.

00:44:45.000 What, you don't see?

00:44:47.000 Pick up hockey games on the basketball court in Harlem?

00:44:49.000 What's wrong with you?

00:44:50.000 And what about Kenan Thompson doesn't scream a hockey play?

00:44:56.000 But not one of us, not one of us, failed to attempt the knuckle puck and have it swipe up and hit us in the eye.

00:45:03.000 So thanks, Keenan, we appreciate it.

00:45:04.000 Also, from my drunk driving charges, it turns out that the punishment of coaching a hockey team, not even an option.

00:45:10.000 No, it's not even an option!

00:45:13.000 Dave tried, he's like, but can I coach hockey?

00:45:16.000 I'm like, I watched this, I'm totally willing.

00:45:19.000 Wait, you're going to sentence me to coaching children's hockey?

00:45:19.000 They're like, no, man.

00:45:22.000 You knew the rules when you set foot in my courtroom, Bombay! 1.00

00:45:26.000 No one knows these rules.

00:45:27.000 That's weird.

00:45:28.000 Also, he did not look like a Bombay. 0.97

00:45:30.000 No, he never did.

00:45:31.000 There's a lot wrong with that movie.

00:45:34.000 He was just trying to get out of the ticket.

00:45:36.000 I don't understand.

00:45:36.000 Like, what?

00:45:37.000 I'm Gordon Bombay.

00:45:39.000 Used to be Mumbai.

00:45:39.000 What?

00:45:40.000 Sorry.

00:45:41.000 Reverse.

00:45:42.000 Also, it's the best line in any Disney movie, which is, blood, breath, or urine.

00:45:46.000 No thanks.

00:45:46.000 I'm full.

00:45:49.000 Sorry, we went off on Mighty Ducks.

00:45:50.000 Let me back to Columbus Day and Indigenous Peoples Day.

00:45:54.000 Or as they say in Australia, Aboriginals, right? 0.85

00:45:56.000 We're not allowed to say that.

00:45:57.000 So I don't even know why it's Indigenous. 1.00

00:45:58.000 I guess now we say Indigenous.

00:45:59.000 We don't say Native Americans.

00:45:59.000 You don't say Indians.

00:46:01.000 We grew up saying Aboriginals in Canada.

00:46:02.000 Now they still say Aboriginals in Australia.

00:46:04.000 We say Indigenous here.

00:46:05.000 We don't say Native Americans anymore. 0.99

00:46:06.000 So the whole point is you were taught a bunch of crap in school about not only Thanksgiving, and we've gone through that, you've been taught a bunch of crap. 0.97

00:46:15.000 In regards to how the Native Americans, Indigenous, used to live, everyone is flawed, all societies come, you know, they've made some mistakes, especially the ones that raped, pillaged, scalped, and not scalped in a way to actually count the kills in war, but scalping women and children alive as a torture method, and cannibalism, okay? 0.98

00:46:34.000 Some of those got away from these tribes, just to let you know!

00:46:38.000 They didn't teach you about that in school. 0.97

00:46:39.000 So you would probably, if you were in school, believe, and you heard everyone in the media talking about this, that Columbus, this is the reason for Indigenous Peoples Day, Columbus was this raping, genocidal maniac who was racist. 0.91

00:46:49.000 And I tell you what, I believed some of these myths.

00:46:52.000 Even I believed some of the myths when I'm like, oh, that whole thing is completely untrue.

00:46:58.000 So, it's now been acknowledged by Joe Biden.

00:47:02.000 October 11th, it's Indigenous People's Day.

00:47:03.000 For people who don't know, it used to be Columbus Day.

00:47:06.000 Now it's Indigenous People's Day.

00:47:07.000 Which, just when you think about the day, it's like, okay, the man discovered the new world.

00:47:10.000 These people, meaning the Indigenous people, they just happened to be here for centuries and didn't use the wheel! 0.86

00:47:17.000 I know!

00:47:17.000 It was like, oh, what are you famous for?

00:47:19.000 Well, we were here when that guy showed up.

00:47:21.000 Yeah, yeah!

00:47:21.000 Why don't you just call it No Wheels Day?

00:47:23.000 Yeah!

00:47:24.000 We all know when Joe Biden was... 1.00

00:47:29.000 I'm an asshole, I'm sorry. 0.99

00:47:30.000 Look, this is long after the Roman Empire and the Greeks and the Ottomans. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Genghis Khan would have been like, I'm the bridge, I will bring the shame!

00:47:41.000 It's like, they didn't use the wheel.

00:47:43.000 They hadn't domesticated horses.

00:47:45.000 So this idea, we'll even get to the smallpox blankets.

00:47:47.000 What do you think happens if I cannot go...

00:47:53.000 I found out recently that I am highly allergic to horses.

00:47:56.000 Do you know how I knew?

00:47:58.000 Because I'm never around horses.

00:48:00.000 And then someone said, hey, would you like to come horseback riding?

00:48:03.000 I said, that sounds fun.

00:48:05.000 And then five minutes of looking like the guy from the Goonies later.

00:48:09.000 I don't think there's a problem!

00:48:11.000 My eye swells up, I'm unable to breathe, I sound like Darth Vader without his mask on, you need to get a CPAP on me, rub Vicks VapoRub on my chest.

00:48:20.000 The point is, I had not been exposed to horses.

00:48:22.000 I found out very quickly that they came with pollen, bacteria, and dandruff I wasn't used to.

00:48:27.000 That's exactly what happened when a civilization who had been here didn't use the wheel for centuries, and for the first time they were actually introduced to horses.

00:48:33.000 You know who else was allergic to horses?

00:48:35.000 Christopher Reeve.

00:48:37.000 You owe me a Coke!

00:48:39.000 I knew you'd get it.

00:48:40.000 I wanted to see if you could do that. 1.00

00:48:41.000 You could drop it off in hell. 1.00

00:48:43.000 I know. 0.99

00:48:44.000 I just wanted to see if you would get it.

00:48:47.000 Oh, it's the go-to for paralyzed Superman.

00:48:50.000 It's a genre.

00:48:50.000 It is.

00:48:51.000 Superman can't walk!

00:48:53.000 Whoever did that movie.

00:48:54.000 Well, now, have you seen the new Superman now?

00:48:55.000 The story?

00:48:56.000 He's bi.

00:48:56.000 Oh, yeah, he's bi.

00:48:57.000 So, you know, he would have gotten tossed off the horse with a gun.

00:49:00.000 Oh, no!

00:49:02.000 Ouchie! 0.99

00:49:03.000 Ouchie! 0.99

00:49:04.000 Hey! 0.99

00:49:05.000 Actually, I think he would have been killed by it while holding onto a fence.

00:49:10.000 Don't look that up.

00:49:11.000 Do not look that up.

00:49:13.000 We're joking.

00:49:17.000 I am not joking about the fact that Native Americans did not use the wheel that had not domesticated horses. 0.99

00:49:22.000 Anyways, Saki fielded questions about Biden's decision to change our traditions here in North America yesterday.

00:49:29.000 Columbus Day or Indigenous People's Day?

00:49:33.000 Well, today is both Columbus Day as of now, and this is why you're asking the question, as well as Indigenous People's Day.

00:49:39.000 I'm not aware of any discussion of Ending the prior federal holiday at this point.

00:49:47.000 But I know that recognizing today as Indigenous Peoples Day is something that the president felt strongly about personally.

00:49:53.000 He's happy to be the first president to celebrate and to make it the history of moving forward.

00:50:01.000 That was his urinary tract infection.

00:50:03.000 Yes.

00:50:04.000 When he was a boy, he learned nothing of Columbus Day and how Columbus was good.

00:50:10.000 This guy wasn't... Okay.

00:50:12.000 So look, here are some of the myths we'll just go through here because right now they want to... And I understand... Look, no one is saying that any history is flawless.

00:50:19.000 Okay?

00:50:20.000 We're not saying... Of course, every single society has made mistakes.

00:50:20.000 No.

00:50:24.000 What you have to ask yourself is which society ended up creating what is best.

00:50:29.000 Yeah.

00:50:30.000 And look, I think that that one's pretty cut and dry.

00:50:31.000 This is the world's only superpower at any point to not just take over the rest... We could easily do it.

00:50:37.000 Certainly Canada.

00:50:38.000 Certainly, Canada.

00:50:39.000 We could have done it many times over and we don't.

00:50:41.000 The United States goes, and I agree with you, nation building.

00:50:44.000 Shouldn't be doing nation building.

00:50:45.000 That's a new term that's basically been created for modern America.

00:50:48.000 You think Genghis Khan was nation building?

00:50:51.000 Do you think Nero was nation building?

00:50:54.000 Do you think the Turks were nation-building? 1.00

00:50:56.000 No.

00:50:57.000 They were colonizing.

00:50:58.000 That's a very big difference.

00:51:00.000 I don't understand the nature of this.

00:51:01.000 What is this? 0.99

00:51:02.000 Celebrating National We Got Our Ass Kicked Day? 0.99

00:51:04.000 That's like Germany going, Hey! 0.99

00:51:05.000 VE Day!

00:51:06.000 Victory in Europe! 0.87

00:51:07.000 We want to celebrate that too!

00:51:08.000 That's when you beat us!

00:51:09.000 Yeah!

00:51:09.000 Can we be a part of that?

00:51:10.000 Why would you want that?

00:51:12.000 I thought you said VD Day as a reference to Hitler's STIs.

00:51:16.000 Victory in Europe. 0.80

00:51:17.000 He had a lot of them.

00:51:19.000 He had a lot of them!

00:51:19.000 He was on meth, he had STIs, and he was like worshipping all kinds of weird people.

00:51:23.000 When people try to say Hitler was a Christian, it's like, oh shut up. 0.98

00:51:25.000 Yeah, you don't know Hitler. 0.99

00:51:27.000 Just crank STIs.

00:51:29.000 Cranked out STIs. 0.95

00:51:29.000 It's like, oh yeah, Hitler was a Christian, I couldn't tell while he was too busy banging Eva Braun on testosterone in front of a ram's head. 0.95

00:51:36.000 Oh yeah, no, I thought, he's probably somebody who I, yeah, he's opening, I can picture him opening the hymnal booklet next to me, you Rube.

00:51:42.000 Okay, so, here's a claim that probably, we have to move on with this, that you probably believe that Columbus, speaking of Hitler, committed genocide, that he was just like Hitler.

00:51:49.000 This was just echoed yesterday.

00:51:51.000 I need to read this because it was according to NBA coach, see, I don't know, Greg Popovich.

00:51:57.000 He initiated a new world genocide.

00:52:02.000 Nope!

00:52:02.000 Wrong.

00:52:02.000 That's what he did.

00:52:05.000 And beginning with him and what he said in motion and what followed.

00:52:12.000 What was that?

00:52:13.000 The annihilation of every indigenous person in Hispaniola. 0.92

00:52:18.000 Which was Haiti and the Dominican Republic today. 0.95

00:52:22.000 It's no knock on Italian Americans, that's a silly argument.

00:52:25.000 No one was taking it as a knock on Italian-Americans. 0.96

00:52:28.000 Talk about a straw man.

00:52:30.000 He's trying to act like, and by the way, I'm not saying this to badmouth Italians.

00:52:34.000 What? 0.97

00:52:34.000 I'm not saying that, you know, there's a black man hiding behind the cabin over there in Sicily somewhere. 0.97

00:52:41.000 What? 0.99

00:52:41.000 I'm not saying that Italians are a bunch of greasy... No one thinks that this is a dig at the Italians. 0.99

00:52:46.000 That's not the issue that we have with it. 0.98

00:52:48.000 Here, let me give you my issue.

00:52:50.000 What did they ask him, though?

00:52:52.000 Do you think you should have kicked that point?

00:52:53.000 Let me tell you about Columbus.

00:52:56.000 It's a basketball coach, though.

00:52:57.000 Let me read you the definition.

00:52:58.000 It's how little I know, too.

00:53:00.000 The definition of genocide.

00:53:02.000 Hold on, this isn't The View.

00:53:02.000 It's not all cackle here in Crosstalk.

00:53:05.000 At The View, then, we sound like Whoopi.

00:53:07.000 Sorry, Whoopi. 0.99

00:53:07.000 It's genocide, crazy child! 0.99

00:53:11.000 I didn't know Native Americans didn't have horses! 1.00

00:53:14.000 That's ridiculous! 0.98

00:53:15.000 Back into habit. The definition of genocide is a systematic and widespread extermination or 0.97

00:53:25.000 attempted extermination of a national racial religious or ethnic group.

00:53:29.000 Okay, couple of things.

00:53:30.000 First off, there are more people who are one portion insert tribe today than ever in American history because a lot of them intermarried and a lot of them took these beautiful Native American women as wives and they integrated, okay?

00:53:44.000 Is that considered racist?

00:53:46.000 Oh, Native American women are beautiful. 1.00

00:53:48.000 A lot of them are.

00:53:49.000 I thought we had Pocahontas for a reason. 1.00

00:53:51.000 Just saying.

00:53:51.000 Yes!

00:53:53.000 She can paint with my colors.

00:53:58.000 Just one color.

00:54:00.000 The Native Americans.

00:54:02.000 Also, to be clear, it wasn't genocide.

00:54:05.000 They were... Okay, let me bring this up.

00:54:07.000 This is one of those... Come again, stupid? 1.00

00:54:10.000 They say, oh, wipe them out with smallpox blankets. 1.00

00:54:13.000 Centuries before germ theory, if you try to go back into that... No, nay!

00:54:19.000 If you try to go back in time to a hundred years after Columbus, And explain to someone what a germ was, what a microbe was, and a microscope.

00:54:29.000 They'd burn you! 0.98

00:54:30.000 They'd burn you alive! 1.00

00:54:31.000 They'd say you're a witch! 0.99

00:54:32.000 But we're supposed to believe that they're waging biological warfare!

00:54:35.000 And the interesting thing is, we have the numbers!

00:54:38.000 Okay, the numbers are of the estimated 250,000 natives in Hispaniola, as Popovich says.

00:54:46.000 Look, for there to be a genocide, there's a debate where people are like, I don't know, do you have to actually wipe out, do you have to be successful and wipe out 100%?

00:54:52.000 indigenous people by 1517, nearly 95% of their population.

00:54:58.000 Look, for there to be a genocide, there's a debate where people are like, I don't

00:55:01.000 know, do you have to actually wipe out, do you have to be successful and wipe

00:55:04.000 out a hundred percent?

00:55:05.000 And then sometimes people go like, I don't know, maybe as long as it's 90%

00:55:08.000 it's not really a battle but they're unarmed and they're, you could still

00:55:10.000 consider that a genocide.

00:55:12.000 These are the sort of discussions that might go on in the halls of higher learning.

00:55:16.000 Never at any other point in history is it considered a genocide when it's guaranteed less than 5%.

00:55:23.000 Who were murdered.

00:55:23.000 Right.

00:55:25.000 95% thought they had the sneezes.

00:55:27.000 Wouldn't have been a big deal with some Clareton or Allegra.

00:55:30.000 We didn't know!

00:55:31.000 We had no idea.

00:55:31.000 But look, Steven, they did walk around without masks.

00:55:34.000 Right.

00:55:35.000 That is true.

00:55:35.000 That 95% counts.

00:55:38.000 It just makes common sense.

00:55:41.000 Not to mention, look, when we're talking about the other 5%, Almost every story that you've been taught about... There was a battle where there were significant casualties on both sides, no matter what Green Day tells you. 0.97

00:55:54.000 Okay.

00:55:56.000 So... But don't bury your cat in one of their cemeteries.

00:56:00.000 Do not!

00:56:00.000 No!

00:56:01.000 Gooblegobble, one of us.

00:56:03.000 The point here is... Just thought you would bring it up.

00:56:06.000 They also warred before we got here.

00:56:09.000 So look, and I understand that assholish things were committed on all sides, okay? 0.83

00:56:14.000 Let's be clear about that.

00:56:15.000 I'm not absolving all of, not just, we're not just talking about Christopher Columbus, but if you want to talk about the Pilgrims, I'm not saying that there weren't acts of ill will committed from all sides.

00:56:25.000 However, this idea that it was a peace-loving culture, horseback riding culture, that just got wiped out by the new settlers. Well, look, it's not true and you have

00:56:35.000 to ask yourself, why if it's not true? And I'll continue making the case

00:56:39.000 here as to why it's not true.

00:56:41.000 Why if it's not true are they so dead set on making us believe this in school? Well,

00:56:46.000 could it be because of, could it be that the basis of Western society, the basis of what has

00:56:52.000 become known to be modern Christendom and life, liberty, pursuit of happiness, the United States

00:56:56.000 of America, and I know we can talk about Columbus not setting foot in North America, I get, we can

00:56:59.000 We can get into all that, but my point remains here.

00:57:02.000 If you remove the basis, if you bastardize the basis, you can convince everyone that this whole country was based on what?

00:57:08.000 Genocide.

00:57:08.000 That it was based on what?

00:57:10.000 Slavery.

00:57:11.000 Like half the country didn't fight in the war and huge numbers of people dying because they thought that slavery was wrong.

00:57:18.000 Like Republicans, the overwhelming majority of Republicans didn't pass civil rights because it took some time to get to the ideals that we claimed, that we wrote down in ink.

00:57:27.000 When we wrote down in ink the idea that all men are created equal, it wasn't an accident.

00:57:31.000 They could have easily said, except the blacks. 0.95

00:57:33.000 They could have easily said, except the, well back then they would have written Indians, right? 0.80

00:57:36.000 But except the indigenous, right? 1.00

00:57:38.000 I'm trying to copy-paste what we're supposed to say.

00:57:39.000 They could have easily done that.

00:57:40.000 They didn't.

00:57:41.000 This was them saying, all right, mark it, put us to the test, We've got to get there eventually.

00:57:46.000 We've got to get to this point eventually, because they left a place where it wasn't even close.

00:57:51.000 It wasn't even close.

00:57:52.000 When you look at the rest of the world, there's still slavery going on.

00:57:56.000 There's still genocide going on today.

00:57:58.000 Okay, so here's the thing.

00:58:00.000 Native Americans also committed bloody acts of war against each other.

00:58:03.000 A historian, Bernard Bailyn, wrote, The natives were always involved in warfare, partly because life would become imbalanced in a way that needed justification and response and reprisal, and reprisals within their lives are very important.

00:58:16.000 There are also a lot of natives who wanted Europeans to be here.

00:58:20.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:21.000 Look, look, look, and I'm not really going with the show map here, okay.

00:58:26.000 All right, let's not even talk about Columbus, I'll get back to Columbus, but let's go to, okay, the Aztecs, the Mayans, right?

00:58:31.000 Rolling heads down pyramids, you all know what's going on, okay.

00:58:34.000 Pulling out still-beating hearts.

00:58:36.000 Wiping barrows on the backs of frogs.

00:58:38.000 You all like them, huh?

00:58:39.000 The world ending in 2012.

00:58:40.000 Yes, exactly.

00:58:42.000 Shitty John Cusack film.

00:58:43.000 You get it.

00:58:44.000 It was good.

00:58:45.000 It was not.

00:58:46.000 Who says it was good?

00:58:47.000 People here, do you guys know who the Conquistadors are?

00:58:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:50.000 Okay.

00:58:51.000 Conquistadors.

00:58:52.000 How many Conquistadors were there?

00:58:54.000 In this room?

00:58:57.000 It's a trick.

00:58:58.000 A few hundred.

00:58:59.000 That's it?

00:59:00.000 Yes.

00:59:00.000 It was a few hundred conquistadors, okay?

00:59:02.000 There weren't that many.

00:59:03.000 Now, how do you think they conquered the many, many, many thousands?

00:59:07.000 I don't have the numbers in front of me.

00:59:07.000 I'm willing to guess tens of thousands if not hundreds of thousands.

00:59:10.000 Yes, how do you think they managed to conquer them?

00:59:13.000 There were so many natives!

00:59:16.000 Okay, let me back up a little bit.

00:59:18.000 The Mayans had a lot of gold.

00:59:20.000 Yeah.

00:59:20.000 Did you guys know this?

00:59:21.000 I did.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:22.000 They had a lot of gold.

00:59:23.000 They had entire temples, entire structures filled with gold.

00:59:28.000 They had gold that could last generations and generations and generations and they had been moved into nice big piles.

00:59:34.000 How do you think, let me ask you this, how do you think they procured said gold?

00:59:40.000 I'll give you a hint. 0.97

00:59:41.000 It relates to why all the people who were enslaved by the gold-wielding assholes sided with a few hundred conquistadors. 0.96

00:59:50.000 They couldn't have won a war or a genocide if they wanted to. 0.99

00:59:54.000 It was a bunch of natives who said, we're tired of being enslaved and watching our women being raped unless we collect gold.

01:00:00.000 We feel like, they tell us that we've They tell us that we have two options, right?

01:00:04.000 Option one is go collect gold, or number two is they kill us unless we collect gold.

01:00:07.000 We don't really feel like those are legitimate options.

01:00:09.000 So, man in a tin hat and funny red beard, can you help us out?

01:00:13.000 Right.

01:00:13.000 And they're like, hey, Conquistadors are here.

01:00:15.000 How perfect.

01:00:15.000 You guys stacked our gold for us.

01:00:16.000 We appreciate that.

01:00:17.000 Oh, we'll take that.

01:00:18.000 Put it all in one place.

01:00:19.000 We put a little bug on their ear, gave them some fire water, and let them take care of it.

01:00:23.000 They can't hold their liquor!

01:00:25.000 Okay.

01:00:27.000 We knew that then, too.

01:00:28.000 So here's another myth that you're taught in school.

01:00:30.000 This is a very specific one. 0.97

01:00:32.000 That Columbus himself was a renowned rapist. 0.99

01:00:36.000 Uh-oh. 0.98

01:00:37.000 Is he getting MeToo'd? 0.99

01:00:38.000 While he initially described the Native Americans as kind and peaceful, Columbus had no problem with his men raping and killing them.

01:00:46.000 There are horrific accounts of Columbus selling Native American women and young girls along with brutal stories of his men killing and torturing Native people and even babies for fun.

01:00:56.000 If you decide to look into it, proceed with caution.

01:00:59.000 I did!

01:01:01.000 I did look into it.

01:01:01.000 Here's the thing.

01:01:02.000 I was also taught this in school.

01:01:04.000 What kid's show is this?

01:01:06.000 I don't know.

01:01:06.000 It's MTV.

01:01:07.000 It's a kid's show.

01:01:08.000 They're about to play Dick or Dildo.

01:01:09.000 That's also a kid's show. 1.00

01:01:10.000 She's talking down to stupid people. 1.00

01:01:12.000 Yeah, the algorithm. 1.00

01:01:13.000 I wanted to watch Monsters, Inc.

01:01:14.000 What's Dick or Dildo?

01:01:16.000 So, look, this is, this is, they're really, they're, when you, same thing when people talk about the Bible, okay?

01:01:22.000 They say, well, there were all these other books, why weren't these books included?

01:01:24.000 It's actually pretty easy to understand.

01:01:26.000 Apostolicity, right?

01:01:26.000 This is the standard.

01:01:27.000 It's, were these people who were around directly at the time of Jesus Christ, were they consistent with each other?

01:01:32.000 And, or kind of they could be separated in that they knew a direct apostle, right?

01:01:36.000 That's kind of why they're included, because there were some random books of people who wanted to get in on that Christ action saying, there were flying unicorns and stuff!

01:01:42.000 And people were like, all right, this is incongruent with the rest that we have.

01:01:45.000 It's not some anti-Christian Jewish conspiracy theory, okay?

01:01:49.000 Let's be really clear about it.

01:01:50.000 If you read the Dead Sea Scrolls, there's actually not that much to figure out there

01:01:53.000 outside of understanding and having some insight into another Jewish sect that existed sort

01:01:58.000 of autonomously from Christ.

01:01:59.000 Kind of interesting to see sort of their messianic figureheads and what they believed even though

01:02:02.000 they were separated from...

01:02:04.000 The point is, look, there's a reason that we picked those books in the Bible, okay?

01:02:10.000 Were they contemporary with Jesus, or were they contemporaries with the people who were

01:02:15.000 there with Jesus?

01:02:16.000 Here's what you need to understand when they're talking about Columbus being a rapist.

01:02:19.000 It comes from two sources.

01:02:21.000 Two! 0.99

01:02:22.000 I looked into it.

01:02:23.000 Two being the number of sources, the only number of sources referring to him as murdering children for fun being two.

01:02:33.000 And by the way, the first one comes from Michel de Cuneo, and it's not even the original letter.

01:02:39.000 Okay, let's be clear about this.

01:02:40.000 Michel de Cuneo was actually, basically, a lying frat boy aristocrat, and how do you know that he made this stuff up?

01:02:47.000 Well, he talked about temples in the Caribbean where none existed. 0.96

01:02:50.000 He made up things that could be verified as factually false, and they were, and then he said, oh, and yeah, Columbus raped somebody. 0.81

01:02:57.000 He had an axe to grind with Columbus.

01:02:58.000 This is very clear, and he was wrong about a lot of other things that he wrote. 0.94

01:03:01.000 For some reason, we don't do the same vetting when it comes to Columbus being a rapist. 0.54

01:03:05.000 The other one... Rose McGowan.

01:03:10.000 Oh, he also said, by the way, the same guy, he said that he captured a Carib girl and that she was given to him by Columbus.

01:03:15.000 Stuff that is verifiably false. 0.99

01:03:16.000 He was a compulsive liar. 0.91

01:03:18.000 The other rumors of rape and this brutality, they come from a political enemy of Columbus, Fernando de, I hope I'm getting this right, Babadea. 1.00

01:03:25.000 Babadea, Howard Stern's penis. 0.99

01:03:26.000 So Babadea actually wanted to be governor himself. 0.99

01:03:29.000 His writing, he only interviewed rebels who were unhappy with Columbus.

01:03:32.000 He arrested Columbus and his brothers.

01:03:34.000 He seized all his assets.

01:03:36.000 He replaced him.

01:03:37.000 This was basically what you would consider a coup.

01:03:40.000 So in other words, the only two sources that make these claims are verifiably unreliable sources.

01:03:47.000 And the point here is, These historians who decide what the curriculum is with your children, are they applying their vetting and the determination of the veracity of their sources?

01:03:58.000 Are they applying the standards equally?

01:04:01.000 Yeah, well, it's basically like the same.

01:04:03.000 It's like Christine Blasey Ford's story.

01:04:05.000 I mean, it did happen somewhere back in the day somehow.

01:04:08.000 I know something happened, right? 0.81

01:04:09.000 And somebody was raped. 0.99

01:04:10.000 It's like the guy, like, yeah, you're totally raped.

01:04:12.000 But what you told the therapist isn't the same as what you told the Washington Post, and that's not the same with the FBI, I think, and that house doesn't exist.

01:04:18.000 Yeah, but maybe it does.

01:04:19.000 Okay.

01:04:21.000 That's the retort!

01:04:21.000 It's the temple!

01:04:22.000 There's no temples on the island, but there's gotta be a temple!

01:04:26.000 No, I thought I remembered one.

01:04:28.000 No.

01:04:29.000 Well.

01:04:30.000 Oh well.

01:04:30.000 You'll still be teaching this to second graders for the rest of eternity, right?

01:04:33.000 Of course, yes.

01:04:34.000 So, um, another thing is this was also in direct opposition to Columbus's letter.

01:04:38.000 So these are just, this is hearsay from people who wanted to tar and feather Columbus.

01:04:41.000 Not saying he was perfect. 0.90

01:04:42.000 I'm saying this idea now that has been widely accepted that he was a genocidal maniac who raped and killed for fun is not true.

01:04:48.000 Likely, very similar to a lot of people, flawed.

01:04:52.000 Churchill, necessary?

01:04:53.000 Yes.

01:04:54.000 Cheat on his wife?

01:04:55.000 Probably.

01:04:56.000 Abraham Lincoln, a lot of people.

01:04:58.000 Necessary?

01:04:59.000 Yes.

01:04:59.000 Did he make some mistakes?

01:05:00.000 Sure. 1.00

01:05:01.000 Have a crazy-ass wife? 1.00

01:05:02.000 Absolutely. 1.00

01:05:04.000 Okay, so in his own letter from Columbus, he actually ordered his men to stay away from Native women.

01:05:09.000 This is from his journal.

01:05:10.000 This is from his journal, okay?

01:05:11.000 Keep in mind this wasn't a press release.

01:05:15.000 In other words, he didn't expect someone outside of maybe his, like, if he had a little brother on the ship to read it.

01:05:19.000 I have given the men orders not to take anything from them against their will, so they have paid them for everything.

01:05:25.000 I cannot believe that any man has ever met a people so good-hearted and generous, referring to the natives, so gentle that they did their utmost to give us everything they had.

01:05:36.000 He also made sure that his men observed three vows of poverty, chastity, obedience.

01:05:41.000 This was part of the practice.

01:05:43.000 This was part of the code of ethics among his men.

01:05:45.000 Did some of them break it?

01:05:46.000 I'm sure they did!

01:05:47.000 Yeah, absolutely.

01:05:48.000 But I mean, this is also, I mean, think about the time period that we're talking about too.

01:05:52.000 For these guys to have any kind of care for the people that they find in the land that they're going to kind of conquer or trade with.

01:05:59.000 Like, this is what happens.

01:06:00.000 You go in, you wipe the people out, you take what's theirs, and you call it your own. 0.98

01:06:05.000 That's what people were doing at this time.

01:06:06.000 For these people to go in and be like, hey, don't take anything from them unless you give them something in return.

01:06:11.000 They could have taken the island!

01:06:12.000 It's an island!

01:06:13.000 It's a beautiful place!

01:06:14.000 I know.

01:06:14.000 We talked about this last, I think last year, the island of Manhattan.

01:06:19.000 I don't remember the exact, so you guys can go, well, you can't search it, but if you search it on Mug Club, right, if you join Mug Club you can search it.

01:06:23.000 A lot of people don't know this, the island of Manhattan, it was the Canarsie, you know, Canarsie Brooklyn, it comes from the Canarsie Tribe, there was another tribe in Manhattan, I don't remember, the name escapes me.

01:06:30.000 Basically, settlers came in and they said, hey, we think we could do a lot with this island of Manhattan. 0.97

01:06:34.000 Back then, because the natives were basically landlocked, it was a real pain in the ass. 1.00

01:06:38.000 It was like, all of Manhattan was like Roosevelt Island today. 0.98

01:06:42.000 Right?

01:06:42.000 You didn't really want to be there.

01:06:43.000 There was only one way in and out, and when you had a rowboat, it took quite a while.

01:06:46.000 Sorry.

01:06:46.000 Kayak with sealskins.

01:06:47.000 Which, we won't even talk about how they club seals, because that's a sensitive topic for the left, and we try to ignore it.

01:06:52.000 My point is we move on here.

01:06:54.000 Okay, so they said, look, you guys have crappy boats, and you don't want to be on this island, so we would like to buy it.

01:07:00.000 The natives said, oh, how?

01:07:02.000 And they said, well, we'll pay you for it.

01:07:03.000 They said, how?

01:07:04.000 They said, we'll pay you for it.

01:07:05.000 And then what they did is they paid them 30 guilders, I believe, worth.

01:07:08.000 And this was something like 10,000 beaver pelts, you're talking about.

01:07:11.000 I don't know how many tons of timber.

01:07:12.000 Yeah, they paid a price.

01:07:13.000 They paid a price for it.

01:07:14.000 A lot of guilders.

01:07:14.000 They moved into Manhattan.

01:07:16.000 Then Manhattan started becoming what you know as New York.

01:07:18.000 Of course, it was more, you know, you're talking about more farmland initially and then became more urbanized.

01:07:23.000 And the Canarsie came back like, oh, wow, we like what you've done with the place.

01:07:27.000 We think we'll stay.

01:07:28.000 Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:07:29.000 That's not how this works.

01:07:30.000 They didn't understand the concept of personal property and the finality of an agreement.

01:07:35.000 You know, look, anywhere else, anywhere else when someone is holding somebody for ransom or in a hostage situation, if you're planning a double cross, do you pay them the money and allow them to leave?

01:07:46.000 That's what happened with Manhattan!

01:07:48.000 And when they came back, they still didn't bring back the money!

01:07:51.000 Right.

01:07:51.000 Well, no, you show up with superior... I've lost three nephews.

01:07:54.000 Well, you show up with superior technology.

01:07:56.000 You take a look around and you're like, huh, you got wheels?

01:08:01.000 What is that?

01:08:03.000 What do you mean, what is that that you're rolling?

01:08:05.000 Oh, yeah, it's just actually a slightly smooth stone, like you've been seeing since the beginning of time.

01:08:11.000 There's one and there's one.

01:08:12.000 Never dawned on you?

01:08:13.000 No.

01:08:13.000 Well, the god of the rocks made them that way.

01:08:16.000 We didn't want to Defend him.

01:08:18.000 A square-wheeled Flintstone car.

01:08:21.000 We're taking it all, Tom.

01:08:26.000 Look around and you're like, this is ours now.

01:08:27.000 Yeah, that's what happened.

01:08:29.000 Hey, wow!

01:08:29.000 You can travel much faster than my nephew One Bear Running.

01:08:34.000 Yeah, it's because he's on a horse.

01:08:36.000 A what?

01:08:38.000 What is this four-legged horse?

01:08:39.000 Okay, so here's another myth.

01:08:40.000 We've got to get through this and we have our cannibal correspondent. 0.98

01:08:45.000 The myth is that the natives were peaceful, that Columbus showed up and that he terrorized them, that before them, before Columbus, that they were... I've kind of already been through this.

01:08:53.000 Look, there were two main tribes when we're talking about what's been going on here, and people talk about him.

01:08:56.000 There's a specific story I remember being taught in school.

01:08:59.000 They said he took their weapons and their bows and arrows and this kind of thing and disarmed them.

01:09:02.000 Okay.

01:09:03.000 There were two main tribes.

01:09:04.000 There were the Arawaks, and there were the Caribs, like Caribbean I think is how it's pronounced, who were vicious, vicious cannibals, to be clear. 1.00

01:09:12.000 Now the Arawaks didn't have as advanced weapons, like they had stuff, but they didn't really have advanced weapons. 1.00

01:09:16.000 And when Columbus came ashore, they were like, oh no, cannibals! 1.00

01:09:19.000 So they started getting really paranoid.

01:09:20.000 They came in, they talked like, oh my, what are you talking about?

01:09:22.000 We thought you were the cannibals. 0.99

01:09:23.000 We're like, what?

01:09:23.000 There are cannibals around?

01:09:24.000 They go, yeah, they really, then they have these great bows and weapons.

01:09:27.000 And so then, of course, there was war with the people.

01:09:29.000 Who were cannibalizing the arrow wax and saying, alright, you guys don't get to have bow and arrows anymore on account that you keep eating people.

01:09:39.000 We don't like that.

01:09:40.000 That's not a good thing.

01:09:41.000 That seems like a good charge.

01:09:43.000 You know what was weird, though, at the time?

01:09:44.000 The arrowheads?

01:09:45.000 Round.

01:09:45.000 Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense.

01:09:47.000 Yeah, but not the wheel.

01:09:48.000 No wheel.

01:09:49.000 No wheel, but round arrowheads. 0.90

01:09:51.000 Knocks them out so they can eat them while you're alive.

01:09:53.000 Yeah.

01:09:53.000 So this is just, doesn't that change the context a little bit?

01:09:55.000 It's like, hold on a second.

01:09:56.000 Why do you think that there was trading with some natives and not with others?

01:10:01.000 Cannibalism.

01:10:02.000 That was one of the deciding factors.

01:10:04.000 Yes, it was.

01:10:05.000 Some would say that's at the top of the list.

01:10:07.000 Some would say it is at the top of the list.

01:10:11.000 These guys are cool and we're trading with them and these guys, you get a little fire water and they eat you.

01:10:17.000 I don't really think that we want to do a deal with you.

01:10:20.000 Why?

01:10:20.000 Because you ate John Smith and you shivved that weeping willow in the eye.

01:10:23.000 We think that we're going to keep moving down the trail.

01:10:26.000 And I know John Smith was way later on the point. 0.99

01:10:27.000 Just shut up. 1.00

01:10:29.000 There was a casserole right there. 1.00

01:10:31.000 We brought it for you.

01:10:33.000 You had all kinds of food.

01:10:34.000 You walked right past that and ate the fat guy. 0.99

01:10:37.000 You killed him and ate him. 0.99

01:10:39.000 He was still alive! 0.99

01:10:41.000 Bob was moaning! 0.97

01:10:44.000 I don't have this in front... Look, I don't give a rat's ass what we have as far as the map. 0.98

01:10:47.000 People say, actually, where did you think they learned to scalp? 0.95

01:10:50.000 Very, very different.

01:10:51.000 Europeans used to... Here's what they used to do.

01:10:52.000 They used to cut off heads because they didn't have dog tags back then. 0.98

01:10:55.000 They didn't have... No, seriously, they didn't have modern technology to get a head count of how many people they killed in war.

01:11:01.000 So they used to cut off heads and go back to the battlefield with a wheelbarrow. 0.70

01:11:04.000 They said, okay, scalps will save space, right?

01:11:06.000 Then we got the dog tags. 1.00

01:11:07.000 And now, I don't know, it's like sitting outside of McDonald's and watching the numbers change with how much the military spends on this shit. 0.99

01:11:12.000 But the point is, Back then, that's how Europeans used scalping. 0.98

01:11:15.000 It's not the same, certain Native American tribes, we use the same term scalping, they would do it to people alive as a torture and intimidation method. 1.00

01:11:23.000 It wasn't to count who they had conquered in battle.

01:11:27.000 Does that change the context?

01:11:30.000 All right, so anyway, but look, in the spirit of full disclosure, before we go to Mug Club,

01:11:33.000 we always try to provide some balance here, and we need both sides of the issue,

01:11:38.000 so we're actually going to go live now to our Carib cannibal correspondent.

01:11:43.000 All right, please welcome the leader of the Caribs native...

01:11:53.000 I keep... Is it Ktreeber Caribs? 1.00

01:11:57.000 Ask him.

01:11:57.000 I don't know, I'll ask him.

01:11:58.000 I think it's Carib.

01:11:59.000 Chief Eldorado Neighborbelly, is it Caribs or Caribs? 0.63

01:12:03.000 Carib.

01:12:04.000 Okay, thank you, well thank you for being here, sir.

01:12:08.000 Hi, white man.

01:12:09.000 Thank you for having me, crawdaddy son.

01:12:12.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:12.000 Well, thank you.

01:12:13.000 That's not my name.

01:12:13.000 But I understand that you feel there are some misconceptions out there that you would like to clear up.

01:12:19.000 Yes.

01:12:19.000 There are a lot of misinformation about us.

01:12:23.000 A lot of fake nasaook out there.

01:12:26.000 Fake nasaook?

01:12:27.000 I don't, um... That's how we say fake news, Steven.

01:12:30.000 Oh, okay.

01:12:31.000 I see.

01:12:31.000 So, from what I understand, primarily you want to correct the record on cannibalism.

01:12:38.000 Well, no, we ate people.

01:12:41.000 But that's not all we did.

01:12:42.000 Okay, so then the question is, what else did you do?

01:12:45.000 We gathered, we hunted.

01:12:47.000 Okay, what did you hunt primarily?

01:12:50.000 That's beside the point, Stephen.

01:12:52.000 I don't really know if that's beside the point.

01:12:54.000 We made teepees, we tanned the hides with the thing.

01:12:58.000 Uh-huh, yeah.

01:12:59.000 And we did a lot of outreach, Stephen.

01:13:01.000 Outreach?

01:13:01.000 Okay, so what kind of outreach did you do?

01:13:03.000 Well, you know, we'd get involved in the local community, we'd reach out.

01:13:07.000 Then we'd eat them.

01:13:08.000 Oh, okay.

01:13:09.000 Well, couldn't you have just... See, this is the thing we're trying to say.

01:13:11.000 It's, uh... Like, couldn't you have just, for example, eaten animals?

01:13:15.000 Well, I ate a bear once.

01:13:18.000 Really?

01:13:20.000 Once.

01:13:21.000 Too gamey.

01:13:22.000 We mainly wore the animals for clothes.

01:13:24.000 Yeah, I see that.

01:13:25.000 Animals' lives are sacred.

01:13:27.000 Of course.

01:13:27.000 And you know, the wind, colors, all that.

01:13:30.000 Yes, the wind colors, all that.

01:13:31.000 Let me ask you this.

01:13:32.000 Do you ever eat members of your own tribe?

01:13:35.000 No, we're not animals.

01:13:37.000 Though they're sacred.

01:13:38.000 Of course, yeah, they're sacred.

01:13:39.000 We ate the Arawaks. 1.00

01:13:41.000 Okay, but did you ever, like, uh, maybe accident—did you ever mistake, uh, Kharib for an Arawak?

01:13:47.000 Oh, no.

01:13:48.000 All the time.

01:13:49.000 I once accidentally ate my son-in-law.

01:13:51.000 Okay, all right.

01:13:52.000 So then he didn't—he said no, but he meant—it sounds like he actually meant yes.

01:13:55.000 Okay, we're out of time.

01:13:56.000 All right, thank you.

01:13:57.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:13:58.000 I just wanted to say that from now on, the Carib tribe are officially no longer cannibals. 1.00

01:14:03.000 Okay, well that's very good to hear.

01:14:05.000 And as a matter of fact, since going paleo, I've changed my life.

01:14:09.000 Okay, Chief... And you can subscribe to my podcast, From Cannibal to Caveman, on Spotify.

01:14:15.000 Alright, Chief Nickelbottom or something.

01:14:17.000 Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh Alright, one last myth for me to go through here before we

01:14:28.000 leave. 0.99

01:14:28.000 And I want to know which one of these you were taught in school. 0.99

01:14:31.000 I was taught the genocide in school.

01:14:32.000 I was taught that the whole reason they died was smallpox blankets.

01:14:36.000 The wiped out, like Popovich said, taught that.

01:14:38.000 I was taught in school, granted this was Canadian school, and I don't know that this one is taught in school, but a lot of people believe that Columbus went around to prove that the earth was flat.

01:14:47.000 Oh.

01:14:47.000 Yes.

01:14:47.000 Did you remember that?

01:14:48.000 So that was something that used to be taught.

01:14:50.000 I guess maybe now it's been so debunked that maybe they're not making that claim?

01:14:53.000 It doesn't make any sense.

01:14:54.000 Like, what would he do?

01:14:55.000 Like, I'm gonna sail off of the earth to prove to you that it is flat.

01:14:58.000 So if I never come back, I was right! 0.98

01:15:00.000 Little did he know there were some cannibals waiting for him on the edge. 0.70

01:15:04.000 We actually learned that it was to prove that the earth was round.

01:15:07.000 They got here and then they had a meal with the Indians and everybody lived in peace.

01:15:11.000 Honestly, that's what we learned.

01:15:12.000 We were little kids.

01:15:14.000 Which was fine.

01:15:15.000 I actually put a picture of me on Instagram wearing an Indian headdress when I was like 10.

01:15:22.000 We just did it again.

01:15:25.000 So there was a myth.

01:15:26.000 Native.

01:15:26.000 There's this myth that people want you to believe, right, because they'll often throw this out.

01:15:29.000 And I know that there are some silly flat earthers out there. 0.76

01:15:31.000 And there's such a small percent. 0.97

01:15:33.000 It's like the Westboro Baptist Church.

01:15:35.000 Look, they have 12 members and nine of them are cousins.

01:15:38.000 They have flippers for legs.

01:15:39.000 OK, let's be really clear about that.

01:15:41.000 But they get more airtime like flat earthers. 0.89

01:15:43.000 The helicopter goes up.

01:15:44.000 And OK, look, whatever. 1.00

01:15:45.000 Just shut up. 1.00

01:15:46.000 Volcanoes and... Okay, good. 1.00

01:15:48.000 You do your thing.

01:15:48.000 This isn't a show for you.

01:15:50.000 That being said, it's a very, very, very small percentage of people.

01:15:53.000 Tiny.

01:15:54.000 Less than a percentage point of a percentage when you're talking about people who actually believe it.

01:15:57.000 And it was never mainstream.

01:15:58.000 You can go all the way back to the Greeks, and they believed that the Earth was round.

01:16:01.000 So this idea that Columbus... now, why do they say that?

01:16:04.000 Because they want you to say, really?

01:16:06.000 Was there... was... was West what became known as Western civilization?

01:16:11.000 Was it really more civilized when you look at the natives and how advanced they were and Columbus thought the, you know, his people thought the earth was flat? 0.93

01:16:20.000 No, it's not true.

01:16:21.000 The goal to this is to try and undercut the foundations of the society, which, by the way, is the best place today in the world for former Spaniards, former Italians, whatever that Popovich guy was, I don't know exactly what he was talking about, and current Native Americans. 0.95

01:16:38.000 Here in the United States we have more people with a fraction of current Native American blood.

01:16:43.000 For crying out loud, Johnny Depp claims it, right?

01:16:45.000 Everyone claims partially Native American.

01:16:47.000 Elizabeth Warren, yeah.

01:16:49.000 She is. 0.99

01:16:50.000 And her 23andMe said, shut the hell up! 1.00

01:16:54.000 I already told you no! 0.99

01:16:56.000 No!

01:16:56.000 Her 23 and me was a white sheet of paper sent back.

01:17:02.000 And there was a tiny little dot in the bottom right hand corner.

01:17:06.000 That's what you get right there.

01:17:07.000 And then there was just a bill for the Pow Wow Chow book from the local Chippewa tribe.

01:17:11.000 Alright, we'll be taking our commission.

01:17:13.000 Thank you. 0.98

01:17:14.000 Thank you, you lying appropriating wench. 1.00

01:17:17.000 Everything about What you've learned about her is a lie, and most of what you learned about Columbus is a lie, and most of what you've learned about the election, as far as you being in this crazy minority, in just thinking that maybe it wasn't the most secure and safe election of all time with mass mail-in voting, of course, which had never occurred on that scale, going against the state constitution. 0.97

01:17:38.000 They want you to think that, hey, you're alone.

01:17:41.000 No one else believes that.

01:17:42.000 That's a lie.

01:17:43.000 What you've learned about Columbus is a lie, and that you've been taught That Elizabeth Warren is 119th Cherokee and warrants her writing pow wow chow is a lie as well.

01:17:53.000 The point is, you don't trust your institutions and guess what?

01:17:57.000 A lot of the media, they want to blame you.

01:17:59.000 I don't blame you at all.

01:18:01.000 I blame them.

01:18:02.000 I blame them right now for this football bullcrap, I blame them for Indigenous Peoples Day, and I blame the educational establishment, and I blame them for letting Elizabeth Warren get away for years to the point where she had a best-selling book about Native American cooking despite not being Native American, for the same reason I blame them for not calling Ilhan Omar on marrying and banging her brother.

01:18:23.000 Find me one example of her denying it.

01:18:26.000 And I will issue a correction for which you can admonish me next week.

01:18:29.000 But right now, we're about to go watch the, uh, we'll do a review of the Fauci film.

01:18:34.000 We all stayed up and watched it on Disney Plus.

01:18:37.000 And we'll take your chat at MugClub.

01:18:39.000 LottoCredit.com slash MugClub YouTube.

01:18:40.000 Thank you.

01:18:41.000 I don't think you want to be here anyway.

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