Louder with Crowder - NOT ON MY WATCH! Save Christmas from the Woke Communists! | Good Morning #MugClub

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00:00:35.000 Mmmmmm.

00:00:37.000 Ha ha ha ha!

00:00:39.000 Oh! 0.60

00:00:40.000 What a delicious beverage!

00:00:41.000 Yeah!

00:00:42.000 I'm not going to be doing Santa the whole day, but as you can see, I've got everything going on, the dye, the beard.

00:00:47.000 We're going to get to this pretty quickly.

00:00:49.000 I will be interviewing the kid from the mall yesterday, you know, that commie Santa tried to ruin Christmas by telling him that he wouldn't give him a Nerf gun. 0.74

00:00:57.000 So today on the show we have the mom, what's her name, Sabella? 0.82

00:01:01.000 I don't remember.

00:01:02.000 The son's name is Michael, and he's going to get a cornucopia of firearm-related toys, activities, and just general trinkets, tchotchkes, because Santa, folks, in case you don't... Santa, unless you thought that I'd forgotten because of my outfit, Santa's strapped, too.

00:01:22.000 It's a little tight for him.

00:01:24.000 There it is!

00:01:24.000 There we see it.

00:01:26.000 Shadows packin' heat!

00:01:29.000 You gained 85 pounds for this role.

00:01:32.000 Just so you know, this is a little bit tough.

00:01:33.000 It's tough for me to move in with my gut here.

00:01:35.000 What are you, a Detroit Santa?

00:01:37.000 But we'll be talking about that. 1.00

00:01:38.000 We'll be talking about the Pope, who I believe is a communist, and he can go to hell. 0.99

00:01:43.000 Apparently, from what I'm seeing, he might. 0.99

00:01:44.000 Now listen, great Catholics out there.

00:01:47.000 I understand a lot of Catholics are upset with this Pope, but it's just this Pope.

00:01:50.000 If only he spent as much time preaching the message of salvation as he does the Karl Marx Manifesto.

00:01:56.000 Yeah.

00:01:57.000 So we'll be talking about that.

00:01:57.000 We'll be talking about Ilhan Omar, who sleeps with her brother.

00:02:00.000 Allegedly.

00:02:02.000 A lot to get to.

00:02:04.000 You know what, though?

00:02:05.000 It broke my heart for people who have not seen that video yet.

00:02:08.000 And everyone watching, by the way, right now, the fastest thing you can do to help this video is comment.

00:02:13.000 Do it.

00:02:13.000 Just comment.

00:02:14.000 Just leave a comment.

00:02:15.000 What do you think?

00:02:16.000 Did you want toy guns as a kid?

00:02:17.000 Did your parents let you have Nerf guns?

00:02:19.000 Did they let you have Super Soakers? 0.58

00:02:20.000 And we'll be doing an Ask Me Anything next week with an ultra long stream, so anything you want to ask, We'll have like nine hours on the road.

00:02:26.000 I'll explain that in a little bit.

00:02:27.000 Oh lord.

00:02:28.000 So for those who have not seen this, you say, why aren't you talking about this?

00:02:32.000 Why aren't you talking about this?

00:02:33.000 Well, listen, I think we've done a pretty good job of covering the election fraud.

00:02:36.000 Yeah.

00:02:37.000 We haven't backed down.

00:02:38.000 No.

00:02:39.000 It's a bunch of it.

00:02:42.000 And this is something that also matters, because Christmas is important.

00:02:45.000 Christmas is a really valuable time to teach kids about morality, and more importantly, that guns are not immoral objects, that firearms can be used to actually protect people.

00:02:55.000 I guess I should say first and third chair, Audio Wade is here.

00:02:58.000 My quarter black elf is here.

00:03:00.000 He's accepted none of the North Pole nor the South.

00:03:02.000 But I'm jolly!

00:03:03.000 And Gerald A., how are you?

00:03:05.000 I'm well.

00:03:05.000 Yeah, you don't have great peripheral vision.

00:03:07.000 Yeah, I don't know what to do with this.

00:03:08.000 And we also have Joe Louis right there who's curled up somewhere.

00:03:11.000 Oh, by the fire with care.

00:03:15.000 Don't put your hands near his mouth unless you want to lose them.

00:03:20.000 His chestnuts are roasting.

00:03:21.000 Let's start with this.

00:03:23.000 This is for people who missed it.

00:03:24.000 This happened yesterday.

00:03:26.000 And you know what?

00:03:26.000 It's my show, so every now and then I'm going to take the floor to talk about something that bothers me.

00:03:31.000 I love Christmas.

00:03:32.000 I get Christmas lights up before Thanksgiving.

00:03:35.000 I catch flack for it.

00:03:37.000 I don't care.

00:03:38.000 You know what?

00:03:38.000 You have a problem with joy?

00:03:40.000 Fine.

00:03:41.000 It's not even my truth.

00:03:42.000 It's my joy.

00:03:44.000 And I think Santa has done me good, will do me good, and I say God bless him.

00:03:49.000 And when a lower-level, fight-for-15, mall-store communist tries to ruin Christmas for a little boy, well, you know what?

00:03:56.000 We raise money for David Dorn, we raise money for Hurricane Harvey, and by God, I want to make this little boy's Christmas.

00:04:02.000 So let's start off for people who missed it, and we'll come back to this.

00:04:06.000 Commie Santa, I warn you, it might break your heart.

00:04:10.000 What do you want for Christmas?

00:04:13.000 What's a Nerf gun?

00:04:18.000 I don't know.

00:04:20.000 What?

00:04:24.000 What's a Nerf gun?

00:04:27.000 No, I... Nope, no guns.

00:04:29.000 Nerf gun.

00:04:30.000 Nope, not even a Nerf gun.

00:04:32.000 Wha...

00:04:33.000 Nope, you, you.

00:04:35.000 If your dad wants to get it for you, that's fine, but I can't bring it to you.

00:04:39.000 But what else would you like?

00:04:42.000 Lots of other toys.

00:04:43.000 There's Legos.

00:04:44.000 There's bicycles.

00:04:45.000 There's cars and trucks.

00:04:47.000 What do you think?

00:04:52.000 What do you think?

00:04:53.000 Scolding the kid.

00:04:54.000 What do you think?

00:04:56.000 Oh my gosh. 0.99

00:05:01.000 What a prick. 0.96

00:05:02.000 Yeah, what a prick.

00:05:02.000 You know what, Santa?

00:05:04.000 Santa, you deserve to be pulled aside by Daddy and get a nice little merry ass-whooping. 1.00

00:05:08.000 This is just... And you know what's so wrong? 0.99

00:05:11.000 The kid, who, by the way, is four years old.

00:05:13.000 Four years old.

00:05:13.000 He looks tall for a four-year-old.

00:05:14.000 I thought he was like six or seven.

00:05:16.000 A four-year-old kid, he held it together.

00:05:19.000 He held it together until the Santa wanted to scold him with his agenda.

00:05:22.000 No, no, what else?

00:05:24.000 I said, what else?

00:05:25.000 Really? 0.98

00:05:26.000 How about you come over here and sit on my knee, and let me bend you over it, and it's going to be a little bit more than a spanking. 1.00

00:05:32.000 You're going to find more than a lump of coal in your stocking, Santa. 0.85

00:05:37.000 You know what?

00:05:38.000 You're never going to stop young boys from wanting firearms.

00:05:40.000 And by the way, let me show you some pictures.

00:05:42.000 There's a long and storied history of Santa Claus with guns.

00:05:45.000 Here you go.

00:05:45.000 Look!

00:05:45.000 There's Santa's gone to war.

00:05:47.000 World War II.

00:05:48.000 I can't see if that's an M1 rifle.

00:05:49.000 I'm not exactly sure.

00:05:51.000 Show some more pictures.

00:05:52.000 Look at there.

00:05:53.000 There you got Santa with a gun.

00:05:54.000 Let's show another picture.

00:05:55.000 There you go.

00:05:56.000 But there we have a positive collage of Santa with a gun.

00:05:59.000 Because for the longest time in this country, we understood That guns weren't an inanimate object.

00:06:06.000 It's a rich and storied part of our history.

00:06:08.000 I was raised in Canada where nobody I ever knew had a handgun except for one guy who had a war relic in the magical closet of mystery, which was very dangerous because a kid showed it to me when his dad wasn't around and we had no respect for it whatsoever.

00:06:20.000 That gun was so old, hadn't been oiled, that bullet would probably hit you sideways first, but the point remains.

00:06:27.000 Kids used to ask for BB guns.

00:06:29.000 You know what?

00:06:29.000 You're never going to stop boys from wanting guns or knives.

00:06:31.000 Do you know why?

00:06:33.000 Women, you may not understand. 1.00

00:06:33.000 It's not just feminists. 1.00

00:06:35.000 It's the feminization of young boys.

00:06:37.000 Because young boys, you know, they're powerless.

00:06:40.000 There's a four-year-old boy who's powerless.

00:06:42.000 He's weak.

00:06:43.000 Everyone's bigger.

00:06:44.000 Everyone's stronger.

00:06:45.000 Everything's scary.

00:06:46.000 The world's a big place.

00:06:47.000 Everything is up and you're down.

00:06:49.000 And you know what?

00:06:49.000 That's why they take an interest in things like Swiss Army knives, and guns, and power tools, and wood-burning sets, which that is an absolute fire hazard.

00:06:59.000 But it's crafty.

00:07:01.000 The reason for it is because they want to have some semblance of power, and it's a wonderful teaching opportunity to teach your young men how to bridle that power, how to use that power to protect the vulnerable, how to use power and wield it for good, kind of like we did, using firearms to free the slaves.

00:07:20.000 But instead, because moms go, No, no, no, no.

00:07:23.000 I don't like guns.

00:07:24.000 You don't give that boy any experience with anything powerful.

00:07:27.000 He never learns how to respect it or handle it.

00:07:29.000 And what happens? 0.71

00:07:30.000 You raise a bully.

00:07:30.000 Because the second they get a little bit of power, they wield it over anyone weaker than them.

00:07:36.000 How many bullies do you think had parents who took them through proper firearm safety training with their Red Rider? 1.00

00:07:43.000 Yeah, the left wing looks at those old images of Santa holding the gun and says, remember back in the day before we learned that guns hurt?

00:07:49.000 Right. 0.98

00:07:49.000 It's like, people weren't stupid. 0.98

00:07:50.000 They knew that there were certain uses for them that were good and certain uses that weren't, but you could still, like, yeah.

00:07:55.000 It's almost like that's the reason the Peacemaker was invented by good old Samuel Colt! 0.99

00:08:02.000 It's the great Equalizer you stupid commie bastard and by the way a small 1.00

00:08:07.000 Santa doing your job there when mom steps in and says no no No, no, it's it's just a nerf gun. You ought to take a cue 1.00

00:08:13.000 you ought to take a cue and go Oh a nerf gun Oh fantastic little Johnny, whatever right 1.00

00:08:19.000 you just move on You know what if you're if you're a coward and you're

00:08:22.000 terrified of nerf guns, just say nothing Yeah, right now we're the most or Santa's they were they

00:08:27.000 were they were coached to say oh, well, you know We'll see what happens a good little boy because you don't

00:08:32.000 know the parents budget Yeah, when I was a kid

00:08:35.000 I went to Santa Claus I went to Santa Claus and I already had a mask and snorkel

00:08:40.000 set and I said I was three years old, right?

00:08:42.000 I think we might even have this on Instagram, by the way, where I think you guys can follow me.

00:08:46.000 I don't know what we have here, what we're talking about today.

00:08:48.000 Well, you can follow me on Parler.

00:08:49.000 We put up videos on there too.

00:08:51.000 Where I went to Santa.

00:08:52.000 And I said, uh, I want, uh, a scuba diving set.

00:08:56.000 He's like, oh, oh, a mask!

00:08:57.000 Don't finish that phrase, Santa.

00:08:58.000 I don't want a mask and snorkel.

00:09:00.000 I already have them and water always gets in because it's not really a silicon seal.

00:09:04.000 They're not really fitting it to my chrome structure, to my cranium structure at KB.

00:09:09.000 What I want is the ability to breathe underwater, Santa.

00:09:13.000 I want a tank.

00:09:14.000 I want a pressurized tank.

00:09:16.000 I asked for it and there is a video of me opening up A mask and snorkel sat in me going, where's my tank?

00:09:23.000 That's why Santa doesn't promise it!

00:09:28.000 Well, I'll tell you what they don't coach you to do is say, no.

00:09:30.000 Especially if the mom says no.

00:09:33.000 It just blows me away.

00:09:35.000 He didn't ask for a porno mag.

00:09:36.000 He didn't ask for a stick of dynamite and a match.

00:09:38.000 He said a Nerf gun and his mom steps in to help.

00:09:40.000 And I'm like, what are you doing, Santa?

00:09:42.000 If you have some moral problem with it, you just say like, oh wow, what else?

00:09:47.000 It's very easy.

00:09:47.000 You want a Nerf gun?

00:09:49.000 Oh, how about a nice little non-disclosure AIDS law regulator?

00:09:54.000 Does that fit the bill?

00:09:56.000 Bill, you can lobby your local representative at the Folsom Street Fair!

00:10:01.000 How about hormone blockers from Santa this year?

00:10:05.000 Nerf gun, how about some nice estrogen pills?

00:10:10.000 Don't want you to get hurt!

00:10:12.000 Wouldn't want this removed from YouTube!

00:10:19.000 So we're going to have that mom on later to tell the story. 1.00

00:10:21.000 By the way, that kid also wants to be like dad because his dad is a cop.

00:10:24.000 Aww.

00:10:25.000 That's awesome.

00:10:25.000 Love it.

00:10:25.000 Which also is a great twist.

00:10:27.000 Yeah!

00:10:29.000 You need a warrant!

00:10:31.000 No, I don't, Sam.

00:10:32.000 No, not at all.

00:10:33.000 There's not a court in the world that's going to blame me for roughing you up.

00:10:38.000 Sam's going to find some parking tickets on his car.

00:10:43.000 So we're gonna have the mom on and the boy on and hopefully I've got some information here for people.

00:10:47.000 We have some information on the little boy and give him a little bit of magic of Christmas.

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00:10:57.000 Crowder election stream is still the promo code.

00:11:01.000 It's never gonna get old because the election has not been called.

00:11:05.000 And of course you can follow me on Parler because Facebook isn't being very nice with us.

00:11:08.000 Okay. 0.98

00:11:09.000 Jerks. 0.99

00:11:10.000 What else?

00:11:10.000 We have a lot to get to before we have the mom and the boy on for the interview.

00:11:13.000 Ted Cruz.

00:11:14.000 Senator Ted Cruz.

00:11:15.000 This is something people haven't been talking about.

00:11:19.000 He's going to present the oral arguments if the Supreme Court takes up the lawsuit seeking to, obviously we know, overturn the 2020 presidential election.

00:11:29.000 Here's a clip.

00:11:30.000 Texas Senator Ted Cruz telling Fox News exclusively, quote, Petitioner's legal team has asked me whether I would be willing to argue the case before the Supreme Court if the court grants certiorari.

00:11:40.000 I have agreed and told them that if the court takes the appeal, I will stand ready to present the oral argument.

00:11:49.000 He's not a guy you want one on your tail.

00:11:52.000 No.

00:11:54.000 He's presented in front of the Supreme Court many, many times.

00:11:57.000 So he'd be the perfect candidate.

00:11:58.000 Also keep in mind that we are not past the 37 days, I guess it's not even a deadline, but 37 days that it took for the Al Gore Florida debacle to reach the Supreme Court.

00:12:09.000 Yeah, and it's like, if everybody who's talking about voter fraud is a conspiracy theorist, is Ted Cruz a conspiracy theorist for wanting to talk to the Supreme Court?

00:12:16.000 He seems to have a pretty high standard for what evidence is and what truth is.

00:12:19.000 Nope.

00:12:20.000 Oh, sorry. 0.82

00:12:20.000 He's a crackpot. 0.82

00:12:21.000 Pretty much.

00:12:23.000 I think Ted Cruz, he's been looking at too many Home Alone 2 covers. 0.99

00:12:27.000 He's a white supremacist. 0.59

00:12:28.000 Not many white supremacists with the last name Cruz. 1.00

00:12:30.000 By the way, if you're mad about Ted Cruz's photo from going hunting, shoot yourself. 0.99

00:12:36.000 With what? 0.99

00:12:37.000 The Nerf gun you didn't get?

00:12:39.000 You know what?

00:12:40.000 Listen, I'm not going to go through it.

00:12:41.000 Borrow it.

00:12:44.000 Anyone who gets mad at someone hunting is... I thought we were beyond this.

00:12:48.000 I've never hunted, but if you want to know the people who do more for conservationism than anyone else, it's hunters.

00:12:55.000 Okay?

00:12:55.000 It's hunters.

00:12:56.000 They go after that animal.

00:12:57.000 At least you know that it died.

00:12:58.000 It died a humane death.

00:13:00.000 You have any idea what halal is?

00:13:02.000 What? Oh.

00:13:04.000 Yeah, research on what's in it with halal.

00:13:06.000 I don't know.

00:13:08.000 If I could sit a deer down right now, one of the reindeer, and say, listen, would you rather be taken out by a

00:13:12.000 would you rather be taken out by a 30-0-6 and be 1.00

00:13:16.000 gone before you know it, which I think all of us would want. That would be either go in your sleep

00:13:20.000 or just be hunted without knowing it. 1.00

00:13:22.000 Or would you like some imam to slice your throat? 1.00

00:13:27.000 And I don't have a problem with people doing their halal thing. 0.97

00:13:32.000 Listen, there's cultural differences.

00:13:33.000 It's like kosher.

00:13:34.000 My primary problem is the bombs.

00:13:38.000 No, let's not bring up the bombs.

00:13:41.000 My face is very sticky right now.

00:13:44.000 I didn't want to do the fake stuff.

00:13:47.000 I wanted to bring the kid the magic of Christmas.

00:13:50.000 Okay.

00:13:51.000 Something else, by the way.

00:13:53.000 This has been going on in Michigan, and I just watched this segment this morning on CNN, and it is everything wrong with the media and how they are covering people who understand their constitutional liberties right now.

00:14:02.000 I think we have the first clip, right?

00:14:04.000 The first clip, there were people in Michigan who were petitioning the Secretary of State to stop the steal.

00:14:09.000 This is the riot that ensued.

00:14:14.000 We're still investigating the fraud.

00:14:16.000 We won't allow them to steal this!

00:14:18.000 We want to know freedom!

00:14:20.000 Your unity will not be allowed in our country! 0.97

00:14:24.000 You're a tyrant, you're a felon, and you must turn yourself in to the authorities immediately! 1.00

00:14:30.000 I think she was looking up how to build a pipe bomb. 1.00

00:14:34.000 She's like, how do you riot, Siri?

00:14:37.000 I'm sorry, I don't recognize the white voice software.

00:14:42.000 Do you mean peaceful protest?

00:14:45.000 Are you Antifa?

00:14:46.000 No, I can't help you.

00:14:52.000 So this brought up the Michigan Attorney General who was talking about this on CNN, and talk about gaslighting, where they just say no evidence.

00:14:59.000 There was a segment called Reality Check.

00:15:02.000 And they said there's no evidence.

00:15:04.000 They claim that this video in Georgia shows people continuing counting, though it's been debunked.

00:15:09.000 I'm like, where's the reality?

00:15:10.000 I thought you were going to check my reality!

00:15:13.000 So, then the Michigan Attorney General, her name is Dana Nessel.

00:15:18.000 Dana Nessel.

00:15:20.000 Not a fan.

00:15:21.000 This is the segment that went on, and I'll just offer some commentary as this happened.

00:15:25.000 This was at, I think, 6.55 this morning.

00:15:27.000 You've said, when you saw this, that this is not activism, this is terrorizing.

00:15:32.000 And so, legally speaking, what can be done?

00:15:37.000 How do we stop the First Amendment? 0.93

00:15:38.000 Well, look, people have a right to Good.

00:15:41.000 you know, make their grievances known under the First Amendment.

00:15:44.000 Good.

00:15:44.000 But there is a time and a place and a manner.

00:15:48.000 And had they wanted to demonstrate or protest outside of her offices

00:15:53.000 and pulled the proper permits to do so, that would have been absolutely fine.

00:15:57.000 But instead, they chose to disrupt the peace and tranquility of a neighborhood under the cover of darkness.

00:16:05.000 And.

00:16:07.000 Cover of darkness comes in handy when burning down the Walgreens.

00:16:10.000 You cannot trespass, you cannot threaten people, you cannot disrupt, you know, noise ordinances or engage in disorderly conduct and call it protected First Amendment activity.

00:16:25.000 We're going to be on the lookout for this kind of behavior.

00:16:28.000 Are you?

00:16:30.000 Police, when they arrive on the scene, start issuing tickets and potentially arresting people in the event that they are committing crimes.

00:16:36.000 And as State Attorney General, I intend to vigorously prosecute.

00:16:40.000 Now, first off, as far as intending to vigorously prosecute, she said the First Amendment doesn't protect crimes.

00:16:46.000 She has not, from what I've seen, there's no record of her prosecuting any of the Black Lives Matter protesters or Antifa protesters, who, by the way, across the country have committed billions of dollars in damages.

00:16:55.000 Dozens of fatalities, thousands of injuries, nothing at all.

00:17:01.000 But when people have some signs and some bullhorns, apparently now you need a permit.

00:17:06.000 Oh! 0.60

00:17:06.000 There's someone there from Antifa and Black Lives Matter going, a permit! 0.60

00:17:12.000 I am so sorry that I burned down a 5 Below.

00:17:16.000 My bad.

00:17:18.000 My bad.

00:17:19.000 Now I know.

00:17:20.000 Now I know.

00:17:21.000 Now listen.

00:17:23.000 You guys did nothing.

00:17:24.000 You guys did nothing for months.

00:17:26.000 As American cities burned, you couldn't care less.

00:17:28.000 And now you're mad that they're doing it in a residential area?

00:17:30.000 What about the McClassicals? 0.93

00:17:32.000 Not only are they going to the residential area, They went through a fence, they were on private property, and you charge the people in their own house just for showing their firearm collection!

00:17:43.000 Yeah.

00:17:43.000 As soon as it's some people with Trump flags, though, Lady Voldemort has a problem with it.

00:17:47.000 Yes!

00:17:48.000 Yes, I expected in that interview her to just answer.

00:17:50.000 Don't speak her name.

00:17:55.000 Don't speak her name.

00:17:56.000 And by the way, just to give you an idea while she's talking about this now, she's playing tough.

00:18:00.000 When Trump offered to send in the National Guard to help with the protests, this lady, female Voldemort, responded. 0.99

00:18:05.000 She said, President Trump's politically motivated threat to send more federal law enforcement to Detroit, among other cities, has nothing to do with protecting public health or safety.

00:18:13.000 It is about using the power of his office as a cudgel to punish those who use their constitutionally guaranteed rights to express views he disagrees with, in contrast with arresting people for signs.

00:18:25.000 Ah.

00:18:26.000 Signs.

00:18:27.000 Friggin' cudgels.

00:18:29.000 By the way, don't you know in Rules for Radical, page one, step one, pull the permit.

00:18:33.000 Yeah.

00:18:33.000 To be able to protest.

00:18:34.000 Right?

00:18:34.000 That was exactly what people were told to do, right?

00:18:37.000 So Olenski's known for his permit pulling.

00:18:39.000 Yeah.

00:18:39.000 Permits to protest?

00:18:41.000 Right.

00:18:41.000 It's what a bizarre... What if I were to be in purple?

00:18:44.000 These people say, get a permit.

00:18:45.000 Well, who issues the permits?

00:18:46.000 I do.

00:18:47.000 What's the likelihood of them?

00:18:48.000 Very, very slim.

00:18:50.000 Oh, you want to protest me, the person who actually issues the permits.

00:18:54.000 They're not going to do it!

00:18:54.000 What does that even mean?

00:18:56.000 That's insanity.

00:18:57.000 In Grand Rapids alone, it was over $500,000 in overtime.

00:19:01.000 Just the overtime for the police force.

00:19:03.000 And by the way, those are the same people that are probably complaining right now that there's not a relief package for all the businesses that are closed.

00:19:09.000 I don't know.

00:19:10.000 There was $500,000 that we could have spent on it, but we had to do it for the police.

00:19:14.000 Ironic for people who want to defund the police.

00:19:16.000 Here!

00:19:17.000 Time and a half!

00:19:19.000 You're doing great for them.

00:19:20.000 They're making lots of money.

00:19:21.000 Everything that the left espouses right now is wrong.

00:19:26.000 Oh, everything I touch turns to ruins. 0.93

00:19:28.000 You are such a blockhead, current Democratic Party. 0.99

00:19:31.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:31.000 Santa Claus communist. 0.99

00:19:33.000 Pope communist.

00:19:34.000 We're about to get into vaccines.

00:19:36.000 They want to infringe on your First Amendment rights.

00:19:38.000 Talk about gas.

00:19:39.000 Every American's going, wait, hold on a second.

00:19:40.000 I looked out my window and it was like Skynet had fallen and now Because someone has a sign and a bullhorn?

00:19:47.000 I get it, it would be nicer if they did it at the office as opposed to a residential area, but you know what?

00:19:51.000 They probably don't issue permits.

00:19:52.000 They won't.

00:19:53.000 They will kick you off! 0.90

00:19:56.000 Let me ask you this.

00:19:57.000 Before we go on, we have some news with the vaccine.

00:19:59.000 What's your opinion on the COVID vaccine?

00:20:01.000 Again, the best thing you can do to help with this episode is just comment.

00:20:04.000 Leave yourself a comment.

00:20:05.000 Any comment will do.

00:20:06.000 Do you think that the vaccine is going to end the pandemic?

00:20:10.000 Do you plan on taking it?

00:20:11.000 Why or why not?

00:20:12.000 Or are you like the anti-vaxxers, the vax deniers, Cuomo, Harris, and company?

00:20:17.000 Yes, yes.

00:20:19.000 So, oh no wait, before that, before that, I think we need to cover this while we're talking about the vaccine and COVID.

00:20:28.000 This is one of my, this is not my joke, but one of my favorite jokes from, I don't remember who told it.

00:20:33.000 Could have been Nick DiPaolo, could have been, I have no idea.

00:20:36.000 Safe bet to just say if it's funny, Nick DiPaolo.

00:20:39.000 How do you know if someone is a nurse or a teacher?

00:20:42.000 They tell you.

00:20:44.000 And this lady right here, the one in charge of your children's education, is reacting to anti-lockdown. 1.00

00:20:53.000 By the way, I guess people in line with the World Health Organization, anti-lockdown protesters.

00:20:57.000 So here's a lady who screams at them, see if you can spot her chosen profession. 1.00

00:21:02.000 Kill yourself! 1.00

00:21:06.000 Heal yourself. 1.00

00:21:07.000 I am a f***ing teacher. 0.99

00:21:10.000 I am a teacher. 0.98

00:21:12.000 Okay.

00:21:13.000 I am a teacher.

00:21:15.000 I am a teacher.

00:21:17.000 Jesus.

00:21:18.000 I am a teacher.

00:21:20.000 I am a teacher.

00:21:22.000 Now look.

00:21:23.000 I am a teacher.

00:21:25.000 She looks around to make sure everyone hears her.

00:21:28.000 I am a teacher. 0.98

00:21:30.000 I am a f***ing teacher. 0.96

00:21:34.000 Wow USS! 0.97

00:21:42.000 USA!!

00:21:46.000 AAAH! 1.00

00:21:53.000 Oh Driving off to engage, no doubt, in the real heroics.

00:22:00.000 That clip was brought to you by the Homeschool Association of America.

00:22:03.000 A massive ad.

00:22:05.000 Local private schools.

00:22:07.000 Do you want to send your kids to this?

00:22:08.000 YOU'RE CALLING OUR SCHOOL'S INDOCTRINATION PAMPHLET!

00:22:13.000 I TEACH KIDS!

00:22:15.000 Really?

00:22:16.000 Between bouts of screaming?

00:22:18.000 Do you accuse chestnuts of being lazy?

00:22:21.000 Do you scream at the cat because it didn't vote? 1.00

00:22:25.000 You crazy bitch! 1.00

00:22:27.000 I hope her students are as persuasive as she is. 1.00

00:22:31.000 How does that jive with your school's zero-tolerance policy?

00:22:35.000 She teaches logic, actually, in debate.

00:22:40.000 I love how she's so mad that she loses all control of how to operate a vehicle and her wipers are just going and she can't turn them off. 0.99

00:22:46.000 Come on, don't get sexist.

00:22:48.000 Well, at least she was wearing a mask on her chin. 0.90

00:22:50.000 Yes.

00:22:51.000 I'm so thankful for that.

00:22:52.000 Her chin will not spread any more disease.

00:22:54.000 That's true.

00:22:54.000 So considerably.

00:22:55.000 Not by the insanity of my CHINNY CHIN CHIN!

00:23:01.000 Tell yourself!

00:23:02.000 I'm like, oh, wow.

00:23:03.000 What does she think she's proving by saying, I'm a teacher?

00:23:06.000 Well, she looked around to make sure that everybody knew it.

00:23:09.000 Okay, so it's just, F you, I'm a teacher. 0.99

00:23:13.000 No, no, no, it was killing yourself, then F you. 1.00

00:23:15.000 Let me spit out of my car. 1.00

00:23:17.000 Let me take an unpopular viewpoint here.

00:23:18.000 Sure, sure.

00:23:19.000 Everyone is saying that teachers are heroes.

00:23:21.000 No.

00:23:23.000 Wow.

00:23:26.000 That's a hot take.

00:23:28.000 End of statement.

00:23:28.000 Sorry.

00:23:29.000 Full stop.

00:23:30.000 Generally heroes don't have time to full-time upload TikTok videos with teachers and nurses.

00:23:35.000 Imagine that in D-Day.

00:23:37.000 What is Santa's opinion on teachers?

00:23:39.000 Does Santa love teachers? 1.00

00:23:40.000 Well, I think some of them help our young and some of them are horrible bitches. 1.00

00:23:48.000 Male and female. 0.99

00:23:50.000 Well, if a male goes into the teaching profession outside of university, I don't need to spell that one out for you there.

00:23:58.000 A lot of chimney crawling.

00:24:02.000 Sweeping.

00:24:05.000 Professions that don't exist anymore.

00:24:06.000 That's true.

00:24:09.000 Very true.

00:24:10.000 Listen, if you want to be a teacher, a full-time teacher, might I suggest blacksmithing or serving your country? 0.81

00:24:18.000 Here's the thing I want to be clear about.

00:24:20.000 She says my family, my students' families are dying.

00:24:24.000 Fact check, false.

00:24:25.000 Or CNN would say, reality check.

00:24:29.000 It's perfectly reasonable.

00:24:30.000 Now wherever you line up on vaccines, and I'm not an anti-vaxxer at all.

00:24:34.000 Polio, mumps, measles, shingles, whatever.

00:24:37.000 I don't know which ones I've taken the vaccines.

00:24:39.000 But it is perfectly reasonable at this point in time for a young person, as we talk about vaccines, to reject a vaccine.

00:24:47.000 Why?

00:24:48.000 Because people don't understand this with this vaccine.

00:24:49.000 It's a two-course vaccine, okay?

00:24:52.000 I didn't know.

00:24:52.000 And they have to specifically coach doctors right now On the two-course vaccine, to get people to stay with the second course because the first course is so wildly unpleasant, they've described it like a hangover from hell.

00:25:05.000 Splitting headache, chills, feeling fever, fevery body ache, that people won't come back for the second course.

00:25:11.000 So right now they have to spend time, right, in orientation with doctors saying, people are going, it's way worse than most vaccines and it's particularly bad for young people.

00:25:20.000 People who often are not affected by the disease nearly as seriously.

00:25:24.000 So to not get sick you have to get extremely sick?

00:25:28.000 Right.

00:25:29.000 And you might not even get sick in the first place?

00:25:31.000 Right, exactly.

00:25:32.000 Especially, by the way, that research found that clinical symptoms they manifest in only 21% of infections from 10 to 19.

00:25:37.000 That means that 79% of middle schoolers, they have no symptoms of COVID, and then most of the remaining are very mild symptoms.

00:25:45.000 So when you compare that with feeling like Cameron and Ferris Bueller for a Three and a half days, it's reasonable for some people to say, you know what, okay, I'll leave the vaccine for the vulnerable, and maybe I don't have a week to take off work.

00:26:00.000 I know you think that people can take off work indefinitely, and there's a never-ending pile of money from Scrooge McDuck's mansion, but that's not how it works!

00:26:07.000 That's just for teachers.

00:26:08.000 Yeah, it is clear the left doesn't want anybody to be able to make a decision for themselves, and be able to weigh the risks of certain behavior.

00:26:15.000 They have to take away the consequences of your actions, even if their evaluation of the situation is totally backwards.

00:26:21.000 Well, yeah.

00:26:22.000 Sorry, I should have prefaced this.

00:26:24.000 In the UK, the first vaccine was administered.

00:26:26.000 Oh, really?

00:26:27.000 Oh, good!

00:26:27.000 Listen, good!

00:26:28.000 They want to get the vaccine?

00:26:29.000 Great!

00:26:29.000 And I think that many people should use the vaccine.

00:26:33.000 But to act as though someone in this scenario might feel uncomfortable, particularly a young person, understanding the side effects, might opt to not take the vaccine, that they're a crazy anti-vaxxer, that's just unreasonable and not fair.

00:26:47.000 And what if they use the same reasons that the left has used before, where they're like, well, I don't really trust Donald Trump's administration to be able to coordinate this, and I don't think that it should have been rushed by Trump or by all of this sort of process.

00:26:58.000 What if that's their reason?

00:26:59.000 Now they're complaining that Donald Trump didn't order more Pfizer vaccines, which, by the way, was because of competition and other companies bringing more vaccines to market that didn't want to just order all of them from Pfizer.

00:27:11.000 That's fake news, I won't even spend any time on it, but you guys said you didn't want any vaccines if it came from the Trump administration, so you can go fornicate yourself with a wire brush.

00:27:19.000 Before we continue, we have so much to get to today, why the Pope is a communist, and I'm really looking forward to interviewing this young man.

00:27:26.000 You can tweet out SantaPaxHeat.

00:27:27.000 Tweet that out.

00:27:28.000 Hashtag SantaPaxHeat because people are going to be mad.

00:27:34.000 We have actually to check in with our Los Angeles traffic report.

00:27:37.000 It's a contractual obligation.

00:27:39.000 Los Angeles traffic this morning with Thomas Finnegan on the ground.

00:27:42.000 Mr. Finnegan, what do you got for us, sir?

00:27:53.000 Morning, Steven.

00:27:55.000 I'm here on the 405 and uh um I guess oh oh no oh gee it's spinning again

00:28:05.000 Thomas can you hear us?

00:28:06.000 Tom, Tom.

00:28:08.000 Oh, did the call?

00:28:10.000 We'll check back in with him later.

00:28:20.000 Yeah.

00:28:20.000 Santa has an itchy ear canal because of all the dye.

00:28:24.000 Yeah, you know, if traffic wasn't bad before, it is now.

00:28:27.000 Yeah, well actually I think the 405 is completely empty right now because no one's going to jobs.

00:28:31.000 That's not anymore.

00:28:32.000 That was really more a byproduct of the big gulp.

00:28:37.000 You gotta ban it.

00:28:37.000 Looks like Tony Bannigan found the other car, yeah.

00:28:40.000 Yeah, the one other car on the road.

00:28:43.000 Alright, let's move on.

00:28:45.000 So Pete, this isn't really a huge story, but it is just one of those that should piss off all the right people.

00:28:51.000 And sometimes people say, why do you only talk about things that piss you off?

00:28:53.000 I don't only talk about things that piss me off.

00:28:55.000 We're about to give a multi-thousand dollar gift of Nerf guns to a kid, so I think we do good where we can.

00:29:00.000 But sometimes I'm a negative Nancy.

00:29:04.000 There's a lot that pisses us off.

00:29:05.000 Steven, you're such a negative Nancy.

00:29:07.000 That's not an invalid criticism.

00:29:11.000 I accept it.

00:29:13.000 So Pete Davidson was on SNL mocking, and keep in mind too, as they mock down in the United States, this is a perfect example of where things that shouldn't be political, now I'm not a centrist and I've been very clear when people say, it's not propaganda because I let you know that I am to the right of center, in many ways to the right of Attila the Hun.

00:29:30.000 Okay, just to be very clear.

00:29:32.000 But, all of our sources from this show, they're available, if you click the link in the description, loudearthcracker.com.

00:29:38.000 I try to make it available for you so you can make your own decisions.

00:29:41.000 I understand that people are in echo chambers.

00:29:43.000 Okay.

00:29:44.000 That being said, It's not political.

00:29:47.000 Being anti-lockdown, the World Health Organization said that lockdowns don't work.

00:29:50.000 That should be a last resort.

00:29:51.000 Good example of this, when I was in Canada, I was in Quebec where we had liberals and liberal separatists.

00:29:56.000 The conservative wing of the Canadian political spectrum, a parliamentary system, which is broken.

00:30:01.000 When people say, two-party system, man, I go, you can have a prime minister elected with a minority of the vote, so trust me.

00:30:06.000 It's not a flawless system, but it's better than what they have in old Europe and in Canada, with the Queen still on our money.

00:30:12.000 They didn't have the housing crash in Canada.

00:30:15.000 So even though they're all liberal and they have like a 50-something percent tax rate and you have socialized healthcare and you have a 15% sales tax, when this was brought to the attention of Canadians, they said, yeah, we're going to give people loans and mortgages with crazy low interest and people who can't afford to pay it back.

00:30:30.000 These are all the liberals in Canada. 0.95

00:30:31.000 I said, that's retarded. 1.00

00:30:34.000 It's not political. 0.55

00:30:34.000 Why? 0.55

00:30:36.000 They said no.

00:30:37.000 Just like the World Health Organization said no, you can't just do lockdowns because it's not political.

00:30:41.000 But in the United States, it has been turned into if you oppose lockdowns that end livelihoods forevermore, you must be a rube and an anti-vaxxer like a Chris Cuomo.

00:30:52.000 Here is Pete Davidson, the only name I recognize at SNL, mocking his fellow countrymen.

00:30:58.000 I take it that you found these protests frustrating.

00:31:00.000 Yeah, man, they're making us look like babies, you know? 0.85

00:31:03.000 You know it's bad when even people in Boston are like, ah, drink at home, you queers! 1.00

00:31:09.000 That's funny.

00:31:10.000 And do you think that people should stay at home until the pandemic gets better?

00:31:13.000 Yeah, everyone wants to go have fun, but there's plenty of stuff you could do at home.

00:31:18.000 Like use your official Pete Davidson vibrator! 0.98

00:31:22.000 Sexual joke. 0.99

00:31:23.000 They get a little bit blue.

00:31:25.000 By the way, just so you know, Pete Davidson still has a job, and he's being paid $15,000 an episode, which sounds like a lot, but I actually know that's very... SNL is hurting, because I know quite a few SNL cast members from back in the day of the Dennis Miller era, the Norm era, the Spade era, and they were starting at salaries higher than that, and Pete Davidson's been there for what, five, six years?

00:31:46.000 Yeah, he is one of the only recognizable names from the cast.

00:31:50.000 They can't procure the talent.

00:31:51.000 No.

00:31:52.000 Well, and I'm surprised they allowed him to say the Q word. 0.98

00:31:55.000 That's weird.

00:31:56.000 Which word?

00:31:57.000 No, no, no.

00:31:57.000 We can't say it.

00:31:58.000 It's in the LGBTQ. 1.00

00:32:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:00.000 Yeah, but you can't, like, call people that.

00:32:03.000 Oh, no, you can't.

00:32:03.000 You can drink at home.

00:32:05.000 You don't understand.

00:32:05.000 No, no, no.

00:32:06.000 He's half black. 0.99

00:32:09.000 Just like I can say it, because I have a cousin who's gay. 0.97

00:32:12.000 That's why I can say it.

00:32:13.000 By the way, hit the notification bell if you're subscribed on YouTube, because subscriptions don't mean a whole lot.

00:32:17.000 And we stream in the mornings, 10 a.m.

00:32:18.000 Eastern, weekdays.

00:32:20.000 So much streaming.

00:32:21.000 Yes, a lot of streaming.

00:32:23.000 Frothy.

00:32:25.000 Stop it.

00:32:26.000 I knew it.

00:32:27.000 I was going to say, the question Colin Jost asked was, so you think people should stay home until the pandemic gets better?

00:32:34.000 It is better.

00:32:36.000 We're there.

00:32:37.000 It's better than when.

00:32:38.000 What is the standard?

00:32:40.000 We have more hospitalizations than we did.

00:32:46.000 Stop! 1.00

00:32:47.000 Everyone stop!

00:32:47.000 You've lost the plot!

00:32:50.000 Sick people are going to hospitals.

00:32:55.000 I'm a teacher, Steven.

00:32:56.000 I'm a teacher!

00:32:57.000 I have a course!

00:32:59.000 I'm a hero!

00:33:05.000 Don't think that's who Pat Benatar was singing about, sweetheart.

00:33:08.000 No.

00:33:09.000 I thought she had some points.

00:33:10.000 I don't know.

00:33:11.000 And to add to the hypocrisy, by the way, SNL, this is something a lot of people don't know.

00:33:14.000 We talked about this yesterday where they banned outdoor dining, but then they had the craft services table.

00:33:18.000 Oh, jeez.

00:33:20.000 SNL used a lockdown loophole to get around the prohibitions on indoor gatherings so that they could film the show.

00:33:25.000 Here's the thing.

00:33:25.000 They were allowed to have an indoor audience.

00:33:27.000 Oh, right, right.

00:33:28.000 Really?

00:33:28.000 Because they paid the audience members as employees, which they kind of are because they have to follow instructions.

00:33:38.000 She would be a great crowd animator.

00:33:39.000 She really would.

00:33:40.000 Yeah this is like the reductio of like well yeah of course oh so now they're paying people to laugh.

00:33:45.000 They're paying?

00:33:46.000 It's not just that they're holding up signs.

00:33:47.000 People to laugh.

00:33:48.000 Well they tried asking them to laugh originally and it just wasn't working.

00:33:51.000 That didn't work.

00:33:51.000 No it did work.

00:33:52.000 Think about it when you're seeing SNL and you're seeing them bomb that's with a crowd animator going And they have money in their pockets from the show!

00:34:02.000 That is insanity.

00:34:03.000 They've gone through a lot of crowd animators.

00:34:05.000 They seem to drink themselves out in early graves.

00:34:09.000 They go through crowd animators faster than Ben Shapiro goes through secretaries.

00:34:12.000 Now I don't mean anything untoward, I just mean that he has high standards.

00:34:15.000 Ah, there we go.

00:34:16.000 Right!

00:34:17.000 Of course!

00:34:18.000 Listen, you've got the excel sheet and the formatting sheet and you're fired.

00:34:25.000 That's always what happens.

00:34:26.000 It's always the Excel sheets.

00:34:27.000 If you're going to go work for Benjamin Shapiro, get your spreadsheets right.

00:34:33.000 And this is just, again, when people wonder how Donald Trump won both times.

00:34:39.000 It's because of this elitism.

00:34:41.000 It really is.

00:34:41.000 You have a guy who is employed, and he can make it work through a loophole, and you see this in California.

00:34:46.000 And so now, let's go to a response from one of the actual citizens who suffer under these lockdowns, who don't make 15,000 an episode like Pete Davidson in the great city of...

00:34:59.000 Okay.

00:34:59.000 The city of New York.

00:35:00.000 York.

00:35:01.000 The place.

00:35:02.000 The ignorance level is so high now that you have mega millionaires who are on the national

00:35:07.000 spotlight like the folks on Saturday Night Live.

00:35:11.000 And instead of making fun of their friends and the local business owners who are broke

00:35:16.000 and crushed and bankrupt, instead of coming down here as fellow Staten Islanders and standing

00:35:21.000 up for them and bringing a positive light to this thing, what they want to do is go

00:35:25.000 on national TV and try to humiliate the little man when he's down. 0.94

00:35:29.000 And to me that's quite disgusting. 0.94

00:35:31.000 If you came out of your perch... 1.00

00:35:32.000 And by the way, only black people can say that. 1.00

00:35:33.000 Marc Lamont Hale once said that all prisoners were political prisoners, and you've gotten in trouble for that because of this idea of mass incarceration.

00:35:39.000 Take it up with Harris, sweetheart, your vice president-elect.

00:35:41.000 today talking about a political prisoner who was the victim of, in my view, a political ambush.

00:35:47.000 And by the way, only black people can say that. Mark Lamont Hale once said that all 0.93

00:35:50.000 prisoners were political prisoners and you've gotten in trouble for that because of this idea

00:35:53.000 of mass incarceration. Take it up with Harris, sweetheart. 1.00

00:35:55.000 You're vice president-elect. I say that facetiously. This is... what I love, he's like, they're

00:36:02.000 on their perch.

00:36:03.000 They're on their perch! 1.00

00:36:05.000 They're so full of shit you can't read the newspaper under their perch! 1.00

00:36:11.000 I look down, what's black, white, red all over and covered in your shit? 1.00

00:36:15.000 It's you from your parts, Pete Davidson. 1.00

00:36:18.000 That guy's like a caricature of a mobster.

00:36:20.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:20.000 And it was really funny that he said that while he was doing the exact opposite of his advice.

00:36:25.000 Where they're like, oh, what can people do in this battle?

00:36:27.000 Well, they could stay home.

00:36:28.000 There's plenty of... Are you home?

00:36:30.000 You're out working?

00:36:31.000 You're here!

00:36:32.000 Yeah, this is the compassionate left.

00:36:37.000 Their vision of themselves as being very compassionate is because they don't actually talk to people who are hurting.

00:36:41.000 They're just told who to feel bad for and who not to feel bad for.

00:36:44.000 They pick and choose.

00:36:45.000 Or people who are employing.

00:36:47.000 Schumer and Biden, now they're saying he might just, whoa, with a wave of a pen, you know, $50,000 in student loans forgiven.

00:36:54.000 You know, here's the thing.

00:36:55.000 You are compassionate only to the lowest common denominator, the people who took out loans for underwater basket weaving or Afro lesbian centric feminist studies. 0.51

00:37:04.000 You know who's going to be mad about that?

00:37:05.000 People who paid off their loans.

00:37:07.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 People who opted not to go to university or go to a community college or go to a trade school, just like what they say, oh, you know what?

00:37:14.000 The rich should pay more in taxes.

00:37:16.000 Listen, if Biden has his way with taxes, depending on the plan, you can take two or three salaries from this company.

00:37:21.000 Boom! 0.99

00:37:22.000 Cut it off the top.

00:37:23.000 Because this is not a small business, mind you, according to the Biden tax bracket.

00:37:28.000 We're about 12 to 15 employees.

00:37:31.000 I think we have some contractors.

00:37:32.000 I think we have 14 employees.

00:37:33.000 So we're just like Walt.

00:37:35.000 We need to be treated like the Walton family. 0.52

00:37:37.000 Wow.

00:37:38.000 Good night, economy.

00:37:39.000 Good night, Sam.

00:37:40.000 That's where we are.

00:37:42.000 They're compassionate.

00:37:43.000 They're compassionate to the zeros, to the non-contributors who think that it is empathetic for them to be able to stay home indefinitely while the people who keep our economy alive take it on the chin.

00:37:55.000 Because I'm a teacher!

00:37:57.000 Exactly.

00:37:58.000 Those are the people they're going to go after and help.

00:37:59.000 The people that are screeching.

00:38:01.000 I have a friend from church in Canada who's a teacher and all he does is post on social media about like, I had to clean my desks and I wasn't paid for overtime.

00:38:08.000 And it's like, oh, the horror!

00:38:12.000 The horror!

00:38:12.000 I thought you were doing it because you cared about the kids!

00:38:16.000 All of a sudden little Clorox is beyond your purview!

00:38:19.000 Right.

00:38:20.000 That's when it's time for raises and negotiations.

00:38:23.000 Put some Purell on your desk next to the apples and call it a day.

00:38:27.000 Are you saying that we have, who do we have?

00:38:30.000 We have a Cibela and Michael.

00:38:32.000 Oh, well, they're both there right now?

00:38:35.000 Michael Senior, the dad.

00:38:36.000 Oh, Michael Senior.

00:38:38.000 Can we go to them in a little bit?

00:38:39.000 Because I think we still have a couple more things to get to.

00:38:41.000 If they can just hold for about 10 minutes.

00:38:42.000 Okay.

00:38:43.000 Okay, just 10 minutes.

00:38:44.000 I really want to make sure that we get that correct.

00:38:45.000 And I also know that I think we have someone else who might be checking in with us.

00:38:49.000 So let's move here on to the Pope really quickly.

00:38:53.000 And then we'll keep cycling along through this.

00:38:55.000 Tell them to be earmuffs on this one.

00:38:59.000 Yeah, make sure that young Michael isn't there because I need to get into Santa character.

00:39:05.000 And we do need to check in with Finnegan, I do want to see if he's up.

00:39:07.000 Yeah, somebody should go after him.

00:39:08.000 I'm worried.

00:39:09.000 So, in his new book, The Head of the 1.5 Billion Dollar Church, the Pope, with 22 Amazon reviews, so things are looking up.

00:39:18.000 He criticized liberty-minded conservatives.

00:39:20.000 Now let's keep in mind that this Pope has said that Christians should never seek to convert unbelievers and that tax cuts are a sin if the wealthy get them.

00:39:28.000 And he compared Trump's immigration policies to King Herod's massacre of children.

00:39:33.000 So he's no stranger to rhetoric.

00:39:35.000 Yeah, that's what Donald Trump said.

00:39:36.000 Listen!

00:39:37.000 Listen!

00:39:38.000 I want you to find every firstborn... And tax the hell out of them. 1.00

00:39:46.000 I don't know if we can... I don't know if we can... Don't tax them!

00:39:49.000 I don't want to tax them! 1.00

00:39:50.000 You want to kill them? 1.00

00:39:50.000 No! 1.00

00:39:51.000 I support the life of the unborn and after they're born.

00:39:56.000 What do you want the census to be?

00:39:58.000 I just want to make sure they're doing okay.

00:40:01.000 I want to give him more money.

00:40:02.000 Bring me the Christ! 0.99

00:40:04.000 What a monster. 1.00

00:40:07.000 So here are some direct quotes from the infallible dumbass in chief. 0.99

00:40:12.000 And I want to know, Catholics out there, listen, there have been a lot of popes who I've liked. 0.98

00:40:17.000 Not this guy.

00:40:20.000 Leave your comment.

00:40:20.000 That's the best thing you can do to help the show.

00:40:23.000 Join the conversation.

00:40:24.000 Here's a quote from the Pope.

00:40:25.000 Some groups protested, refusing to keep their distance, marching against travel restrictions.

00:40:30.000 And he writes this, as if measures that governments must impose for the good of their people constitute some kind of political assault on autonomy or personal freedom.

00:40:38.000 Yes!

00:40:39.000 Yes!

00:40:39.000 A little bit.

00:40:41.000 Answer!

00:40:41.000 That's your argument.

00:40:44.000 Let me make a counter-argument.

00:40:45.000 That's what lawyers, I'm a lawyer, call a counter-argument.

00:40:50.000 Yes, it is an assault on personal autonomy.

00:40:52.000 And by the way, just saying as though some sort of government regulations for the common good makes it inherently virtuous.

00:40:59.000 Every single government overreach, every single act of tyranny was done for the common good.

00:41:04.000 From taxation without representation to, let's go right through it, Stalin! 0.62

00:41:08.000 Some of the worst atrocities.

00:41:10.000 This is a writing from Stalin.

00:41:11.000 Stalin didn't say, here's what we are going to do is we're going to take over farms and then no one will have food so that we have no base for economy.

00:41:21.000 That's not what he planned.

00:41:22.000 We want them to feel bad.

00:41:23.000 Yes, and they will look away when we take your women. 1.00

00:41:28.000 They always look away.

00:41:30.000 Here's what he said, we did not build this society in order to restrict personal liberty, but in order that the human individual may feel really free.

00:41:41.000 It is difficult for me to imagine what personal liberty is enjoyed by an unemployed person who goes about hungry and cannot find employment.

00:41:49.000 Real liberty can exist only where exploitation has been abolished, unless it's coming from the state.

00:41:55.000 Where there is no oppression of some by others, unless of course you're talking about twenty-something million dead.

00:42:02.000 Where there is no unemployment and poverty that work like a charm.

00:42:05.000 Where a man is not haunted by the fear of tomorrow being deprived of work, of home, and of bread.

00:42:12.000 Not only were they deprived of work, home, and bread, they couldn't even find the wheat or the yeast to make the bread. 0.99

00:42:17.000 You hipsters with your stupid yeast starters, I don't know when that became a trend, but you wouldn't have had that under Stalin. 0.98

00:42:22.000 So if, according to the Pope, we're supposed to take everybody at their word, we're supposed to evaluate policies by their stated motives, and not by their consequences, that's very short-term thinking, and it's not how adults think. 0.99

00:42:35.000 And you know what surprised me?

00:42:37.000 51% of those Russkies today admire Stalin.

00:42:39.000 Wow. 0.95

00:42:40.000 He's got stank. 0.93

00:42:41.000 Helmet, what percent? 0.96

00:42:43.000 51.

00:42:43.000 51, yeah.

00:42:43.000 Maybe they just don't realize what happened.

00:42:46.000 Maybe they outlawed teaching history in Russia.

00:42:49.000 That's because you wouldn't pay me overtime! 0.93

00:42:53.000 They don't support the heroes.

00:42:55.000 You know what they don't have?

00:42:56.000 They don't have the teachers screaming in their cars.

00:42:59.000 They don't. 0.99

00:42:59.000 They usually kill them first. 0.99

00:43:00.000 Hey, let's go to Mao, Pope. 0.97

00:43:02.000 Mao killed tens of millions of people for the good of the people.

00:43:06.000 They still basically make pilgrimages when people try and go and visit the Mao land sites.

00:43:10.000 Here's actually an article from the Guardian where it says, shedding tears as he saw Mao's rubbery cadaver up close for the first time.

00:43:17.000 Huang told the newspaper, Our generation has a very deep attachment to Mao who created a harmonious society in which people could trust each other with no tricks at all.

00:43:28.000 By the way, when you have someone saying, like, he made such a great society with no tricks now, it means there's probably some tricks.

00:43:33.000 Yeah.

00:43:34.000 Don't look here.

00:43:35.000 The tens of millions of people would like to have a word with you about how great that society was.

00:43:40.000 How great that leap forward was. 0.99

00:43:41.000 Silly rabbit! 1.00

00:43:42.000 Tricks are for Westerners! 1.00

00:43:44.000 By the way, I watched the Tricks Rabbit go in and purchase his own box of tricks, get mugged by kids.

00:43:50.000 This is the problem with entitlement in the United States.

00:43:51.000 Can't handle that.

00:43:54.000 The rabbit just wants some tricks.

00:43:56.000 I don't know if that's a just-of-tracked-for trick, but the point is...

00:44:00.000 Freedom for me, not for thee.

00:44:01.000 That's what those kids say.

00:44:03.000 Here's another Pope claim.

00:44:04.000 This is a quote directly from his book.

00:44:06.000 22 reviews.

00:44:08.000 You'll never find such people protesting the death of George Floyd.

00:44:11.000 Okay, that's loaded, but let's continue.

00:44:13.000 Or joining a demonstration because there are shantytowns where children lack water education. 0.98

00:44:17.000 Or because there are whole families who have lost their income.

00:44:20.000 Wait, hold on a second!

00:44:21.000 The Communist Pope is saying that you will not find these people who are anti-lockdown protesting families who've lost their income.

00:44:29.000 That's the whole reason both the World Health Organization and liberty-minded individuals in the United States are protesting lockdowns.

00:44:38.000 Don't take my word for it.

00:44:39.000 We have 1,500, over 1,500 Staten Islanders protesting tonight.

00:44:45.000 There's probably a thousand left, and we are peacefully protesting.

00:44:49.000 No rioting, no looting.

00:44:51.000 Open it up! Open it up! Open it up!

00:44:58.000 Oh What were they saying? 0.91

00:45:11.000 Were they saying, uh, were they saying, uh, kill people?

00:45:14.000 Yeah.

00:45:15.000 Were they saying, get the Uden?

00:45:17.000 Yeah.

00:45:17.000 I think they said something about open up business so they could help people who lost their income.

00:45:22.000 You're missing the scary American flags, Steven.

00:45:25.000 That was really scary, unless you're a country who is under tyrannical rule and the only thing you're hoping for, seeing over that hill, is the American flag and the sounds of our scary black rifles.

00:45:38.000 That's true.

00:45:39.000 Is the assumption here that nobody on the left wants to open businesses?

00:45:43.000 That none of these business owners could be on the left?

00:45:46.000 Many of them are.

00:45:47.000 They live in Los Angeles.

00:45:48.000 It's a very blue place.

00:45:49.000 So again, the Pope's saying that you won't see the same people protesting business closes as you would maybe a George Floyd protest or something.

00:45:58.000 Maybe they are.

00:45:59.000 All you have to be is one person and then his entire argument falls apart.

00:46:04.000 Stop it! 0.99

00:46:05.000 tipping their hand. He's like, you don't see these people because we don't want to open

00:46:10.000 businesses. Oh, that's the problem. That's the problem right here is you don't want to

00:46:14.000 open businesses. Stop it. Stop it. I must go think of holy things.

00:46:18.000 Yeah, exactly. The assumption is that business is inherently some kind of negative thing.

00:46:24.000 It's like...

00:46:25.000 These are all, again, Marxist, Communist assumptions that the Pope just gets to go get away with.

00:46:30.000 Here's another one he says in his 22 time-reviewed book, that restrictions necessary for people's protections amount to an unjust demand of an interfering state.

00:46:40.000 There are politicians who peddle these narratives for their own gain.

00:46:43.000 Hold on a second! 0.93

00:46:43.000 Hold on! 0.93

00:46:45.000 COVID lockdown shut down 15 million small businesses, a record number of small businesses.

00:46:49.000 But the big companies, by the way, who, while we're talking about politicians, $350 million just from Facebook into the election.

00:46:56.000 Whatever happened to Citizens United and getting money out of the election?

00:46:59.000 I don't understand.

00:47:00.000 Companies like Alphabet, Amazon, Facebook, they've managed to increase their profits.

00:47:04.000 Billionaires have increased their overall net worth by half a trillion dollars.

00:47:09.000 Wow.

00:47:10.000 So when you say that they... What do these business owners stand to gain on a massive scale other than, again, providing income and food for their families?

00:47:18.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:47:19.000 What do you think it's done to charity?

00:47:20.000 Charitable giving in the church around the world has gotten to just Fall through the floor, right?

00:47:25.000 And he says, he says two things, right?

00:47:27.000 They must, and these are the things that we have to do, like there are no alternatives.

00:47:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:32.000 Hold on a second.

00:47:32.000 Uh, hold on.

00:47:33.000 Uh, what is, what is, yeah, what's, what?

00:47:36.000 Hello?

00:47:37.000 Uh, we have Thomas Finnegan.

00:47:38.000 Yeah, what is it?

00:47:39.000 I can hear him.

00:47:42.000 Thomas Finnegan, what's going on?

00:47:45.000 Steven, uh, can you, can you set me up with Gabby?

00:47:51.000 Yeah, the gap.

00:47:52.000 You mean gabby.com slash Crowder?

00:47:54.000 Yeah, I'm trying to do the paperwork online.

00:47:58.000 But it's asking me for my information.

00:48:01.000 So no, yeah, people who don't know their sponsor, Gabby.com slash Crowder you go, it's it's free.

00:48:01.000 Yeah.

00:48:05.000 And actually, you enter in your insurance information.

00:48:07.000 And then it shows you where you can get a better rate because a lot of people get locked into insurance for years and don't realize that there are better rates elsewhere.

00:48:13.000 Yeah.

00:48:15.000 Okay, I put in all my information, but it's It's not giving it to me.

00:48:21.000 It's not giving you what?

00:48:23.000 It's not giving me the insurance.

00:48:26.000 Wait, yeah, no, you have to enter in your insurance information.

00:48:29.000 Are you trying to get insurance right now?

00:48:32.000 Thomas Finnegan?

00:48:36.000 I won't go back.

00:48:37.000 Okay, all right, let's let Thomas Finnegan go.

00:48:39.000 Um...

00:48:40.000 Wow.

00:48:41.000 Wow.

00:48:41.000 And...

00:48:48.000 And by the way, for people who don't know, that's gabby.com slash Crowder.

00:48:51.000 You get a free check.

00:48:52.000 I did.

00:48:53.000 I was shocked.

00:48:54.000 That's fantastic.

00:48:55.000 Shocked how much, all it is is you just go and you check it and they don't sell out any of your information, by the way.

00:48:58.000 It's privileged.

00:48:59.000 I think, yeah, I think, I heard that they, like, customers save like an average of like $900.

00:48:59.000 It's private.

00:49:03.000 It's something ridiculous. 0.99

00:49:04.000 That's wild. 0.97

00:49:05.000 I thought there was a mistake.

00:49:07.000 It's a pretty easy product.

00:49:07.000 Right.

00:49:08.000 I looked at it and I was like, really?

00:49:09.000 Just because I've been paying insurance for a very long time and then they don't give you the discounts because you just get used to paying for insurance.

00:49:14.000 So gabby.com slash Crowder and because you enter in our URL you will get it for free.

00:49:19.000 A free check.

00:49:19.000 Nice.

00:49:20.000 I believe now we are going to be getting on the line here any second.

00:49:25.000 The mother, and if I'm not mistaken, the father, as well, of the boy in question.

00:49:30.000 For people who don't remember, who didn't see this segment earlier, right before we bring them in, I want to show this video again.

00:49:35.000 It was making the rounds, and everyone here at Ladder with Crowder, our blood was boiling.

00:49:38.000 Roll clip.

00:49:40.000 What do you want for Christmas?

00:49:46.000 Ah, it still breaks my heart to watch.

00:49:48.000 Yeah.

00:49:49.000 I don't know.

00:49:53.000 What?

00:49:57.000 Nope, no guns.

00:49:59.000 Nerf guns.

00:50:00.000 Nope, not even a nerf gun.

00:50:03.000 That's a mom right there stepping in for something. 1.00

00:50:05.000 Nerf gun! 0.97

00:50:05.000 If your dad wants to get it for you, that's fine, but I can't bring it to you. 0.97

00:50:08.000 What else would you like?

00:50:10.000 Lots of other toys.

00:50:11.000 There's Legos.

00:50:12.000 There's bicycles.

00:50:14.000 And the kid's holding it together as he's being scolded.

00:50:17.000 What do you think?

00:50:21.000 What do you think?

00:50:23.000 It's okay, buddy.

00:50:25.000 It's okay. We're dead.

00:50:27.000 Oh.

00:50:29.000 Oh.

00:50:31.000 Now Santa cares.

00:50:33.000 Now commie Santa cares.

00:50:34.000 Alright, we have on the line with us Sabella, I hope I'm pronouncing that right, DiCarlo, and the husband, who you don't see in the video, Michael DiCarlo, who's also a police officer.

00:50:44.000 Thank you guys for being here.

00:50:45.000 Can you hear and see me?

00:50:47.000 Yes, we can.

00:50:48.000 Hi, Steven.

00:50:48.000 Hi.

00:50:49.000 Thank you for having us.

00:50:50.000 Thank you for being here, and I tried to—so we don't have your son.

00:50:52.000 He'll be on after this, but I did go through the whole hair and makeup, and I'm very sticky right now.

00:50:58.000 But I'll say, our blood was boiling watching this video.

00:51:03.000 Your son will be—he's—by the way, I thought he was like six or seven, because he's very tall.

00:51:07.000 Your son is four, correct?

00:51:10.000 Yeah, he's four and a half.

00:51:11.000 He's four and a half, okay.

00:51:13.000 So, yeah, that's a really rough age to be scolded by Santa.

00:51:16.000 And can I just say, the composure of your son was remarkable.

00:51:20.000 He stayed, you know, you could see him kind of holding it in until the Santa continued with like, no, no, what else do you want?

00:51:27.000 Don't tell my son it's okay.

00:51:30.000 Yeah.

00:51:31.000 No, no, it's okay. 1.00

00:51:33.000 Santa's being a chastising asshole. 1.00

00:51:36.000 Just, it's fine. 1.00

00:51:38.000 What was going through your mind while you were watching this?

00:51:41.000 Dad, a police officer. 0.99

00:51:42.000 I've got to imagine it would take everything in your strength to not beat Santa's ass and ruin the spirit of Christmas for all the other kids there. 0.99

00:51:50.000 Well, right. 0.96

00:51:50.000 Well, the reason why we were recording it in the first place was because Mike was on the street and he misses a lot of Michael's firsts. 0.96

00:52:00.000 We wanted him to see, like, a really cute exchange with Santa his first time, telling him what he wants, you know?

00:52:06.000 And, um, that obviously was not the case.

00:52:09.000 But, as it was happening, I looked over at my mom, like, is this really happening?

00:52:15.000 Like, I was in shock, and I was almost, like, nervous, laughing under, like, is this really... I couldn't believe it.

00:52:23.000 And then, you know, you can obviously see the heartbreak on my son's face, so...

00:52:28.000 My concern was consoling him.

00:52:34.000 Yeah, consoling him and then, you know, hoping to call Santa over for a little minute.

00:52:38.000 You know, for me, what's remarkable is when I was a kid and I used to go to mall Santas, I don't know about you, but they always used to say very general things because they don't know the parents' budget.

00:52:45.000 Like, well, be a good boy and we'll see what you get under the Christmas tree.

00:52:49.000 Not, you know, have you been to momsdemandaction.org?

00:52:53.000 I mean, you know, so that alone was surprising to me.

00:53:01.000 What happened after the video?

00:53:03.000 Did you talk with Santa?

00:53:04.000 Did he apologize?

00:53:07.000 No, I couldn't even look at him.

00:53:09.000 I, you know, I just consoled Michael, wiped away his tears, and I kind of wanted to salvage as much as I could.

00:53:16.000 So we did have them take a picture.

00:53:17.000 It's his sister's first Christmas.

00:53:19.000 It's his first year.

00:53:21.000 Well, he did visit Santa last year, but he was three and didn't really understand.

00:53:27.000 The magic wasn't as intense as it is this year.

00:53:29.000 So we continued with the picture for, I don't even know what reason, but then we just left and bought him a bunch of stuff at the mall.

00:53:37.000 Well, and that's also challenging, too, right?

00:53:39.000 Because you want it to be a surprise for your kid, but Santa puts you in that scenario where he says, I'm not going to get you a Nerf gun, where you almost have to say, hey, hey, hey, hey, don't worry, you'll get a Nerf gun, and then you also lose the surprise of Christmas.

00:53:50.000 So there's a litany of things that he did wrong.

00:53:53.000 Right.

00:53:54.000 Well, we told him, you know, the mall Santas are just Santas helpers.

00:53:57.000 Right.

00:53:58.000 And, you know, he accepted.

00:54:03.000 Well, that's good.

00:54:03.000 That's what my parents would tell me to, and that's why when I talk with your son here, and I want to make sure I have him, he's four years old.

00:54:08.000 I've got some information here for people who are watching so we can help with the magic of Christmas.

00:54:13.000 He's a boxer.

00:54:14.000 He loves Rocky Balboa, has a blue Christmas tree in his bedroom.

00:54:18.000 He has a bulldog named Carlo, pug named Ozzie, and I have a little, I have a bully breed here named Joe Lewis after my favorite boxer.

00:54:25.000 So I think it's providential that I get to be, you know, the real Santa, not the department store Santa.

00:54:31.000 This is Santa making a real call.

00:54:32.000 And Dad, what did you think when you saw that video?

00:54:34.000 Like, can you issue a no-knock warrant?

00:54:37.000 You know, I mean, my wife called me and told me, and you know, at first, like any father,

00:54:48.000 you're furious, you're livid, you know, and I'm like, well, what'd you do?

00:54:52.000 You know, did she actually handle it the right way?

00:54:53.000 You know, you can't, you know, you got to be calm and comfort your kid, get him away from the situation, and then address it later.

00:55:00.000 Right.

00:55:00.000 Which is, again, I'm proud of her, you know?

00:55:02.000 Yeah.

00:55:02.000 I would have hopefully handled it the same way.

00:55:04.000 Right.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, that's the one thing.

00:55:06.000 I've got to imagine you have to balance, obviously, being responsible as a parent, but being incredibly protective.

00:55:11.000 And, you know, people talk about sort of the moments that you have, like graduation, or, you know, a wedding, or obviously the birth, but These are also experiences as parents that are unique.

00:55:22.000 You know, the first time where a kid is cognizant of Santa.

00:55:25.000 You know, the magic of Christmas.

00:55:27.000 And you guys put in a lot of work there, too.

00:55:29.000 And just for some activist to tear it away. 0.97

00:55:32.000 And this kid probably, your son probably wants a Nerf gun because he wants to be like Dad, a police officer.

00:55:36.000 So I assume that he didn't, the video didn't stop and he goes, Command a mass shooting!

00:55:42.000 I assume he just wanted a Nerf gun.

00:55:47.000 Right, and instead Santa shamed him for his Christmas wish, you know.

00:55:50.000 Yeah.

00:55:51.000 Well, I think we told you guys.

00:55:53.000 It's unfortunate, but it's okay.

00:55:54.000 You're gonna bring your son, and we will be sending a cornucopia of Nerf guns, and if you could send us... Now, Nerf guns, are there anything else?

00:56:03.000 Like, does he want Super Soakers?

00:56:05.000 I don't know what the... Laser Tag?

00:56:09.000 What else does the young man want here?

00:56:11.000 We want to give you guys whatever we can and label it from Santa.

00:56:16.000 You know, I mean, we're very blessed to be able to... His Christmas list was fulfilled before he even saw the Santa.

00:56:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:56:23.000 So, we would love to...

00:56:28.000 Pass it on to other kids who really don't have that option.

00:56:34.000 How about this?

00:56:35.000 After we finish the program, we can get in touch with you guys and maybe, specifically, if there's someone you can think of in your neighborhood or maybe your church or your community who we could help and isn't a pink Okami who hates Nerf guns. 0.99

00:56:48.000 We can help them, you know, we can spread it around and if there is of course any I

00:56:53.000 would like to do something special for your son as well even if it's just one

00:56:56.000 small sort of token so that I can I can feel like you know we will graciously

00:57:04.000 accept but it's not necessary.

00:57:06.000 Okay, well thank you.

00:57:07.000 So you have, so your son isn't there right now, so you have purchased, well, but he can't hear you right now, can he?

00:57:13.000 Or do you have to whisper?

00:57:13.000 No.

00:57:14.000 Okay, so you have purchased, because I don't want to promise him anything here, and then he'll be like, Santa really is a dick! 0.97

00:57:20.000 So you did get a Nerf gun, right? 0.93

00:57:25.000 Or some Nerf guns, if I mention.

00:57:26.000 Okay.

00:57:28.000 Okay.

00:57:29.000 All right.

00:57:29.000 Actually, this morning he asked for a scooter and we did buy him a racer scooter.

00:57:33.000 Okay.

00:57:35.000 All right.

00:57:35.000 Well, the problem with those is he can turn it upside down and it looks like a gun!

00:57:42.000 And you know what?

00:57:43.000 It wouldn't be surprising in a couple years if the kid is asking for a BB gun.

00:57:46.000 You know, I was talking about this earlier.

00:57:48.000 Kids used to ask for those a lot younger and it was never considered immoral.

00:57:51.000 You know, the reason, and Michael, you probably know this, I was talking about young boys The reason they're interested in guns and Swiss Army Knives is they're powerless.

00:58:00.000 Everyone's bigger.

00:58:01.000 Everyone's stronger.

00:58:02.000 And a power tool, a power wheels, a little Nerf gun or a BB gun, a Swiss Army Knife, makes you feel like you can even the playing field a little bit.

00:58:10.000 And my parents use it as a teaching opportunity.

00:58:13.000 When I got my BB gun, my dad took me out with it and treated it like a real firearm.

00:58:18.000 When I got my Swiss Army knife and they weren't looking and I was whittling and we had a cheap Swiss Army knife

00:58:22.000 because we didn't have that much, so it was dull, but not dull enough to give me a paper cut nonstop.

00:58:26.000 The point is my dad tried to teach me proper respect of these powerful tools.

00:58:30.000 And it's amazing that someone decided to take it upon themselves.

00:58:34.000 But Michael, you remember what that's like as a boy?

00:58:35.000 You're never gonna stop boys from playing cops and robbers.

00:58:38.000 Oh no.

00:58:41.000 They still play.

00:58:41.000 I mean.

00:58:43.000 Well, he technically is a cop, so he's not playing.

00:58:47.000 Well, but the Nerf War is at home.

00:58:49.000 You know, it's crazy what goes on here.

00:58:51.000 Yeah.

00:58:52.000 Okay, well, hold on a second.

00:58:53.000 So here's what I'm going to do.

00:58:54.000 I want you to bring in young Michael.

00:58:56.000 Let me get my hat and my glasses on.

00:59:00.000 Right, I have it right.

00:59:00.000 His name is also Michael, right?

00:59:03.000 Okay, and then I will talk with him for a little bit.

00:59:05.000 I'm going to get into Santa character and hopefully hit the reset button.

00:59:10.000 And then after that, we'll talk with you guys later and see how we can bless someone in your neighborhood or how we can work together.

00:59:15.000 So hold on, let me get into uniform.

00:59:18.000 It's really just a wig and the glasses here.

00:59:21.000 All right, hold on.

00:59:25.000 Oh, that's small because of my giant cranium.

00:59:28.000 Well, I have Famous Guy Head, where it's like the camera grows your face like radiation from a microwave.

00:59:36.000 Alright, listen, I've got to say, my mother does wardrobe and makeup here, and I'm pretty impressed with her.

00:59:42.000 Thank you, Thomasin.

00:59:44.000 I spent about an hour in makeup for this.

00:59:48.000 Well, listen, thank you guys so much.

00:59:49.000 Thank you for making time on the show, and thank you for being so considerate.

00:59:52.000 You know, listen, this is a perfect example of checking your privilege.

00:59:55.000 Not because someone's guilting you, but saying, hey, we're blessed enough to be able to provide this for our kids, and maybe we can bless others.

01:00:00.000 See?

01:00:01.000 That's what happens whether you're middle class, upper middle class, whether you're wealthy.

01:00:04.000 You can find a way to pass it on, and what a wonderful thing to do at Christmas.

01:00:10.000 Also, you know, baby Jesus.

01:00:11.000 Certainly.

01:00:12.000 Yeah, that's a big part of it.

01:00:13.000 The Christ Child, of course.

01:00:14.000 Yes, yes.

01:00:16.000 Savior to the world.

01:00:18.000 All right, Sabella and Mr. DiCarlo, again, thank you for holding the lines there for us, too, as a police officer.

01:00:26.000 Send in the young boy, give him the headphones, and Santa's gonna be ready to talk with him.

01:00:30.000 All right.

01:00:33.000 All right, I will go get him.

01:00:35.000 Hey, buddy!

01:00:37.000 Michael Oh

01:00:59.000 There's little Michael Little Michael, do you know who this is making a call just for you?

01:01:08.000 Who is that?

01:01:09.000 Santa!

01:01:10.000 This is Santa!

01:01:11.000 That's right!

01:01:12.000 And I understand that you're a fan of me, Santa, and you had a little bit of a run-in with one of those helpers at the mall who hadn't been vetted properly yesterday.

01:01:22.000 Is that right?

01:01:24.000 What do you call him?

01:01:26.000 Um, Bad Santa.

01:01:29.000 That's right, Bad Santa, who didn't pass the chemical test beforehand, but we've taken care of that.

01:01:37.000 And as the real Santa, I understand that you know the rules of engagement here, that you've been a very... Have you been a good boy this year?

01:01:49.000 Okay, now I know that you're a fan of boxing, just like old Santa here.

01:01:55.000 You like boxing and you're a big fan of Rocky Balboa.

01:01:59.000 Do I have that right?

01:02:04.000 Oh, maybe that's another little Michael.

01:02:05.000 Maybe I have that wrong.

01:02:06.000 You're not the boxer?

01:02:10.000 That's me.

01:02:11.000 That's you!

01:02:12.000 Let me see those, let me see those fists there, young Michael.

01:02:16.000 Let me see.

01:02:16.000 Put up your dukes.

01:02:17.000 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 1.00

01:02:20.000 Oh, look at that.

01:02:21.000 I think that's going to be a heavyweight.

01:02:23.000 Look, he's in his peek-a-boo stance.

01:02:25.000 Wow.

01:02:27.000 Wonderful.

01:02:27.000 Now, look at that.

01:02:28.000 Training with Custom Otto so young.

01:02:30.000 Oh, now you've been good, though.

01:02:33.000 Right?

01:02:34.000 You've been good.

01:02:34.000 You don't...

01:02:36.000 Do you know who... Custom Auto-trained Mike Tyson!

01:02:39.000 And, uh, I understand you also... You have two young... two dogs, right?

01:02:44.000 Do... I know one is a bulldog, and then there's another one.

01:02:48.000 What kind of dog is... is, uh, Ozzy?

01:02:54.000 He's a pug!

01:02:55.000 Ho, ho, ho! 1.00

01:02:56.000 Oh, they have to be delivered by C-section.

01:02:59.000 Now, do you know that Santa Claus, you can't see him, but I have a doggo Argentino who's like a bulldog, and his name is Joe Louis.

01:03:12.000 I don't know if you remember Joe Louis, but he's a world-famous boxer from a long time ago.

01:03:21.000 That might be before your time.

01:03:22.000 It's okay.

01:03:23.000 Now, I want to be clear.

01:03:26.000 Young Michael, you're being good with boxing though, right?

01:03:30.000 You're not boxing any friends who don't want to.

01:03:32.000 You're not being a bully, right?

01:03:37.000 No, okay, that's good.

01:03:39.000 You know, when you get big and strong like your dad there, who's a policeman who helps keep us safe right now when there are some tough times in the United States, people like your dad out there keep us safe because they learn how to use their firearms and their hands to protect the innocent, right?

01:03:57.000 You promise Santa right now that as you get big and strong, you'll only use that to help people, right?

01:04:03.000 Not hurt people.

01:04:08.000 Do you promise?

01:04:08.000 I need to hear you say that, Michael.

01:04:10.000 Otherwise, there's going to be a call.

01:04:12.000 You promised to help people.

01:04:15.000 He's joking.

01:04:16.000 No, I'm joking.

01:04:17.000 I know you've been very good this year.

01:04:19.000 Now, let me ask you this, young Michael.

01:04:21.000 What is it?

01:04:22.000 I know that the helper, again, no association there.

01:04:25.000 We're looking through HR and I'll get back to your parents about this.

01:04:30.000 What was it that you asked that unqualified helper for at the mall?

01:04:39.000 A Nerf gun!

01:04:42.000 Well that sounds like a wonderful gift, a wonderful toy.

01:04:46.000 And that man told you no?

01:04:48.000 Well let me tell you, that's not the real Santa.

01:04:55.000 He's what your parents will teach you about when you get older.

01:04:58.000 He's what we call a Communist.

01:05:02.000 We had to get rid of them at the North Pole.

01:05:05.000 I don't know if you know this, but Santa actually has used firearms for a very long time and also, of course, always taught and encouraged firearm safety.

01:05:15.000 Did you know that during World War II, Santa Claus taught people about firearm safety and how to use guns properly?

01:05:23.000 No. You know, Santa even right here, the thing, when I travel on my sleigh up north, sometimes we get bears, or we

01:05:35.000 get something, you know, that could hurt Santa's reindeer.

01:05:38.000 So Santa, old Saint Nick, packs a heater.

01:05:42.000 Would you like to hear the story about the time that my peace saved my reindeer?

01:05:47.000 Would you like to hear the story, Michael?

01:05:53.000 That's okay.

01:05:53.000 You don't need to be shy.

01:05:55.000 Santa likes to have a laugh.

01:05:56.000 So I was at the North Pole.

01:05:59.000 I had to stop.

01:06:00.000 It was a pit stop.

01:06:02.000 We have a fast charger now.

01:06:04.000 I had to go back to the North Pole before going over to a faraway land that's very dangerous called France. 0.99

01:06:13.000 When I was there, we had a grizzly bear.

01:06:16.000 And the grizzly bear was accompanied by a pack of wolves.

01:06:19.000 And so Santa had to take his gat out from his chest.

01:06:23.000 I fired two times in the air to keep my reindeer safe.

01:06:27.000 And they ran off.

01:06:28.000 And no one was hurt and Blitzen was able to live another day.

01:06:33.000 So see, if you use firearms and your strength properly, you can protect people and keep them from being hurt.

01:06:41.000 Just like your pops over there.

01:06:43.000 You know what?

01:06:43.000 Do me a favor.

01:06:44.000 If you want a gift, I want to give you a gift, okay?

01:06:47.000 I really want to give you a gift.

01:06:48.000 I think that Nerf gun sounds mighty nice.

01:06:51.000 But give your mother a kiss on the cheek and give your dad right now a big old hug.

01:06:56.000 Can you do that for Santa?

01:07:00.000 Okay, your mother first, ladies first. 0.93

01:07:03.000 Now give the old policeman a big hug!

01:07:07.000 Oh, that's wonderful!

01:07:09.000 Oh, look at that!

01:07:11.000 That makes... This made my cord.

01:07:15.000 It made your cord go.

01:07:16.000 Well, that's okay.

01:07:17.000 Listen, maybe Santa comes down your chimney with something wireless, okay?

01:07:22.000 But you just need to keep that behavior up.

01:07:25.000 All right, well listen, Michael.

01:07:27.000 I know that you're very busy and Santa's very busy, but I tell you what.

01:07:31.000 Maybe this Christmas you might have something special there under that blue Christmas tree in your bedroom.

01:07:36.000 Keep that up.

01:07:37.000 Make sure you put out some cookies for Santa and some carrots for the reindeer.

01:07:42.000 You know, reindeer, they're herbivores, right?

01:07:46.000 You do that and be a good boy.

01:07:48.000 And I think, I can't make any promises, but you'll probably get just what you're looking for this Christmas.

01:07:55.000 Okay, Michael?

01:08:00.000 All right.

01:08:02.000 And just make sure, make sure Michael, one more thing I'll ask of you.

01:08:05.000 When you see people down the street, be friendly.

01:08:08.000 Show them a smile and say Merry Christmas to everyone.

01:08:11.000 Because I know yesterday was hard and that man was mean to you.

01:08:15.000 And throughout your life you'll find some people who are mean.

01:08:18.000 Some people who are mean are less happy with themselves than they are with you.

01:08:22.000 And what you do is you continue getting big and strong.

01:08:25.000 Listen to your mother and daddy and you just be nice and smile right back and say Merry Merry Christmas to all!

01:08:32.000 Alright, Michael, I have to go feed the reindeer and I have some elves who are being insubordinate, so I have my plate full.

01:08:40.000 But thank you so much for taking the time and I look forward to stopping by your house this Christmas.

01:08:45.000 Okay, Michael?

01:08:46.000 Thank you!

01:08:50.000 Oh, thank you.

01:08:51.000 That warms my heart.

01:08:52.000 Bye, Michael.

01:08:53.000 Bye, Sabella and Michael Sr.

01:08:55.000 Thank you for taking the time.

01:08:57.000 We'll talk with you a little later.

01:08:59.000 Oh, that was wonderful.

01:09:01.000 What nice people they are.

01:09:08.000 That is exhausting.

01:09:09.000 No wonder that commie gets surly. 1.00

01:09:12.000 That was very sweet.

01:09:13.000 That was awesome.

01:09:14.000 Oh my gosh.

01:09:14.000 I love that.

01:09:15.000 Did I ever tell you the story?

01:09:16.000 Then we have to go.

01:09:17.000 We're going to go to MugClubLoudEarthCrowder.com slash MugClub.

01:09:21.000 $30 off if you enter into the promo code Crowder.

01:09:22.000 Election stream.

01:09:24.000 We'll be playing Manny the Art Critic and taking your chat.

01:09:27.000 But I was going to... Oh, I, one time, I applied to be a Santa Claus by phone.

01:09:33.000 Oh, wow.

01:09:34.000 Okay.

01:09:34.000 So it was, you know, they would give you kind of that information.

01:09:36.000 Did you audition?

01:09:36.000 Yeah.

01:09:37.000 No, I didn't audition.

01:09:38.000 I did in a voicemail.

01:09:38.000 Oh, a Santa by phone.

01:09:39.000 Like a phone Santa.

01:09:40.000 Yeah, so phone Santa.

01:09:42.000 And they would pay you by the call.

01:09:44.000 Interesting.

01:09:44.000 And I had to drive about 45 minutes away for a drug test.

01:09:49.000 And I never heard back.

01:09:51.000 Now, I don't know, I've never, I've never taken drugs in my life.

01:09:53.000 At that point, I haven't even consumed a drop of alcohol.

01:09:56.000 So I don't know if being drugless precluded me.

01:09:59.000 Oh, that's interesting.

01:10:00.000 Is that the only way you can handle making calls to Santa?

01:10:03.000 Something hallucinogenic, yeah.

01:10:05.000 I have no idea. 0.96

01:10:07.000 But I tell you what, if I didn't have to work full-time as the bastard that I am to make sure everyone here is still gainfully employed, I would love to be a mall-store Santa. 0.93

01:10:15.000 Man, you know what? 0.94

01:10:16.000 Here's the thing, guys.

01:10:18.000 It doesn't take much to make a kid happy.

01:10:20.000 The kid just—you know what that was?

01:10:22.000 When I just say, hey, you have a dog, hey, you're—the kid just—to him, Santa's important.

01:10:26.000 And he just wants to feel listened to.

01:10:28.000 He just wants to feel like he's important.

01:10:30.000 And guess what?

01:10:31.000 You don't have to be Santa.

01:10:32.000 You can just be a mom or a dad. 0.99

01:10:34.000 Or if you're a department store Santa, just don't be a prick. 0.51

01:10:37.000 Just make the kid feel like he's listened to. 0.78

01:10:39.000 All you have to do is repeat what they tell you.

01:10:42.000 Take an interest in what matters to them.

01:10:44.000 And you know what?

01:10:45.000 This is why we need more dads in the house. 1.00

01:10:47.000 This is why kids need a mommy, a daddy, and they need to be in the house because that kid right there, I believe if I'm not mistaken, they're in Chicago.

01:10:54.000 His dad is a Chicago police officer.

01:10:56.000 And you know what?

01:10:57.000 Some kids there have a rough situation in Chicago.

01:11:00.000 But that's That's two parents who care about their kid, and statistically, that will do more for him than any school could, than any forgiveness of student loans, than any socialized health care.

01:11:10.000 You take your pick.

01:11:11.000 Nothing is going to give that kid a leg up more than a mom and a dad and maybe a Nerf gun underneath his bedroom blue Christmas tree this year.

01:11:20.000 Everyone who's been watching, let me know, too.

01:11:22.000 Again, we're just looking for your comments, the comment squad.

01:11:26.000 What was your most magical Christmas moment with Santa Claus?

01:11:28.000 Let's talk about that, too.

01:11:29.000 And I don't always respond, but we do read the comments, and we'll be doing an Ask Me Anything next week, so we'll be aggregating your comments.

01:11:35.000 It's the best thing you can do just to cut through the YouTube algorithm.

01:11:38.000 Thank you so much.

01:11:39.000 Right now, we have to go to keep everyone gainfully employed.

01:11:41.000 Another 45 minutes of show at Mug Club.

01:11:43.000 You know the rest.

Louder with Crowder - December 08, 2020

NOT ON MY WATCH! Save Christmas from the Woke Communists! | Good Morning #MugClub

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