Louder with Crowder - May 04, 2023


NYC SUBWAY CHOKE OUT: WHAT YOU'RE NOT BEING TOLD! | Louder with Crowder


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The Inside Scooby Doo crew discusses the New York City Subway Chokeout, the Pedophile Cabal, and the Boycott on Bud Light sales. Plus, a special guest appearance from comedian Brian Kellen Kellen.

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00:07:30.000 We're really going to be talking about the New York subway choke hold, choke up.
00:07:35.000 Now they're trying to label it lynching, right?
00:07:36.000 They're trying to give it a hashtag.
00:07:38.000 There's so much misinformation out there.
00:07:40.000 And the thing is, I've talked about this, the fake victim culture, it creates real victims.
00:07:46.000 And sometimes you have someone who can be a victim, though sometimes it's a victim of circumstance, not necessarily somebody who's a victim of a crime at the hands of another person.
00:07:55.000 And you can destroy another life.
00:07:56.000 Let's try and be mindful of that as we navigate the story.
00:08:00.000 Speaking of destroyed, Bud Light sales!
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00:08:06.000 Bud Light sales, as far as in-store sales.
00:08:08.000 So we don't even have the actual sales, from what I understand, as far as all of the actual bars on tap.
00:08:13.000 Those are down massively.
00:08:15.000 Yeah, those are down massively.
00:08:16.000 But it's at least 26% in the final week.
00:08:21.000 Of April.
00:08:23.000 26% down.
00:08:24.000 Of course, that's because they decided to have one of their spokesmen, Dylan Mulvaney.
00:08:27.000 It turns out they would have been better off using Dylan Roof.
00:08:30.000 Geez.
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00:09:13.000 So even the left is acknowledging that Bud Light is having problems, right?
00:09:16.000 New York Times, CNN, but they're arguing that it's because they should have stuck by Dylan Mulvaney.
00:09:20.000 What?!
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00:11:11.000 That's not a natural reaction on any level.
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00:11:14.000 Nothing about that is healthy.
00:11:16.000 Are you okay, Brian?
00:11:17.000 No, it's fine.
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00:11:27.000 Dylan Roof and that mustache comment is where I draw the line.
00:11:29.000 Yeah, I get it.
00:11:30.000 No, I understand. 0.69
00:11:31.000 Where I draw the line is killing people. 0.80
00:11:34.000 Yes. 0.99
00:11:35.000 Right.
00:11:35.000 Yes.
00:11:35.000 But here's the thing.
00:11:36.000 There's a difference between killing people and trying to protect yourself or trying to subdue somebody, trying to protect others, and there being involuntary manslaughter, which is what it looks like Is going to be the case with this New York City subway chokehold, a story everyone is talking about right now.
00:11:53.000 And by the way, you can hit the rumble button, hit like if you're watching on YouTube, because they are very effective in making sure that you see one side, not rumble, YouTube.
00:12:03.000 So let's just kind of walk through first.
00:12:05.000 You've probably heard a lot of claims, right, about this.
00:12:08.000 And let me disabuse you, as Ron DeSantis would say, of those notions.
00:12:11.000 You've probably heard that this was just a claim, for example.
00:12:14.000 Homeless man was just murdered.
00:12:16.000 Another claim that the crime was racially motivated.
00:12:19.000 That the victim was just a fun-loving Michael Jackson impersonator who needed food.
00:12:22.000 that there was a white supremacist Marine who was just going out lynching people, like
00:12:26.000 it's a new sort of Bernadette situation, which by the way is not even what you understand
00:12:30.000 that to be.
00:12:31.000 There are a lot of myths out there.
00:12:33.000 And again, the problem is these, well, some are half-truths, some are outright distortions
00:12:39.000 and lies will create an entire second wave of actual victims.
00:12:44.000 You understand that words can destroy lives, and we've seen it happen before, and the truth really does matter here.
00:12:50.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:12:51.000 And you're not really seeing the truth right now because people are running quickly to the lynching thing.
00:12:57.000 That's what they're trying to make this.
00:12:58.000 Remember the hands up, don't shoot, the slogans that people come up with to kind of promote this stuff?
00:13:02.000 You watch, later on today, that maybe will have gained enough traction.
00:13:05.000 It's the New York City subway lynching that you'll hear.
00:13:08.000 That's what you're going to hear.
00:13:09.000 No mention of the fact that there was a black guy involved in subduing him as well.
00:13:11.000 Of course.
00:13:12.000 Yeah, and we'll get to that.
00:13:13.000 Well, I guess there were a lot of black-on-black lynchings.
00:13:16.000 Well, it's a more niche thing.
00:13:18.000 Yeah, it's a niche thing.
00:13:19.000 Someone always has to be different.
00:13:25.000 Let's go through some of these.
00:13:27.000 And you've been following this.
00:13:28.000 Everyone has.
00:13:28.000 This is everywhere right now.
00:13:29.000 I mean, CNN right now is saying a partial verdict reached in the Proud Boys Seditious Conspiracy Trial.
00:13:34.000 I don't really know.
00:13:35.000 Partial verdict?
00:13:35.000 You guys can let us know if there's an update there.
00:13:37.000 I really want to spend some time on this.
00:13:40.000 If you have children, we've always said this.
00:13:41.000 This is not a trigger warning.
00:13:42.000 It's a PG-13 warning.
00:13:45.000 We need to be able to address this accurately.
00:13:49.000 And the clip we're about to show is not the clip of the man dying, just to be clear, but the clip of the lead up of some of the incident and what was taking place with the chokehold.
00:13:57.000 So do we do we do we need to hit the fast?
00:13:59.000 This is I guess this is fact.
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00:14:07.000 Alright, let's show the clip.
00:14:09.000 🎵 Okay.
00:14:28.000 So, there's a lot wrong there.
00:14:29.000 Here's the thing.
00:14:30.000 This is something people also need to understand.
00:14:32.000 That's a guy.
00:14:33.000 What's the name of the Marine?
00:14:34.000 The Marine?
00:14:34.000 Can someone give me the name of the uh... I don't know that they have the name of the Marine.
00:14:37.000 We don't know.
00:14:38.000 We don't know that we have the name of the Marine.
00:14:39.000 We have the name of the man who died, Jordan Neal.
00:14:41.000 Maybe down further if we... Okay.
00:14:42.000 So, um...
00:14:43.000 He's holding him incorrectly, to be clear.
00:14:45.000 A choke hold is not a restraint hold.
00:14:48.000 This is not a guy who is trained in performing these very clearly.
00:14:52.000 We did a segment where we choked out one of our producers here, choked unconscious.
00:14:55.000 It takes place in about three seconds.
00:14:56.000 You don't need to hold it any longer.
00:14:58.000 This is probably a guy who was trying to restrain somebody.
00:15:01.000 He's not applying it.
00:15:02.000 He's just trying to hold someone down and get some help, because the police never showed up.
00:15:08.000 Just to be clear, the response time is not very good in New York City right now.
00:15:12.000 The crime on subways have reached a 25-year high.
00:15:15.000 We're going to go through all of that, but just to be clear, sure, someone may not know how to restrain somebody before we judge them.
00:15:21.000 Do you?
00:15:22.000 Would you?
00:15:23.000 Now, here's what's important.
00:15:25.000 The 30-year-old Jordan Neely, according to some eyewitnesses, barged onto the train, started yelling at riders.
00:15:32.000 This is from the New York Post.
00:15:33.000 He said he had no food, he had no drink, that he was tired, he doesn't care if he goes to jail.
00:15:37.000 He started screaming, he took off his jacket, threw it on the ground.
00:15:40.000 Apparently also, according to the New York Times, said he was ready to die.
00:15:43.000 And this 24-year-old man, I guess we don't have the name of the Marine.
00:15:47.000 He's been identified yet, and that's probably a good thing.
00:15:49.000 That is a very good thing.
00:15:50.000 The police know who he is, so that's fine, but not the public yet.
00:15:53.000 He subdued Neely and put him in a crappy version of a chokehold that he held way too long.
00:15:58.000 That's when I knew I had problems, because I was watching it, and I had two thoughts.
00:16:02.000 I went, number one, he makes a blonde mustache work. 1.00
00:16:05.000 Weird thing to say.
00:16:06.000 I know.
00:16:07.000 It's not healthy, but it is correct.
00:16:08.000 And also I said, you're not grabbing your own bicep there, and that's not a great chokehold.
00:16:11.000 That's a guy who's probably watched the UFC a couple times.
00:16:12.000 Yeah, and that's not fair of me either, so there are larger issues at hand.
00:16:15.000 No, but here's the important issue.
00:16:17.000 First off, we need better police training, and also, just keep this in mind when people say, oh, Marines can kill you.
00:16:22.000 No, no, they're not trained in subduing people.
00:16:24.000 Just to be clear, just because someone is a Marine, they don't know how to subdue someone.
00:16:28.000 Typically, a restraint hold, a submission hold, would actually make someone uncomfortable.
00:16:32.000 In other words, you would put them in some kind of position where if they tried to move out of it, it would be painful, and so they wouldn't, so there's an incentive to be held there.
00:16:38.000 Choke hold doesn't hurt.
00:16:40.000 Choke hold, you go to sleep, and it happens preemptively.
00:16:42.000 Just to be clear, you need to know this.
00:16:43.000 We've talked about it before.
00:16:45.000 You go to sleep preemptively because your brain is putting itself in low power mode
00:16:48.000 to protect the lack of oxygen going to the brain.
00:16:51.000 Then if you hold it for another 30, 45 seconds, a minute, that's when brain damage or death can occur.
00:16:57.000 This is someone who did not know what they were doing.
00:16:59.000 Yeah, and so just before that, so we showed you just a snippet of the clip.
00:17:03.000 He was laying on top of the guy, right?
00:17:05.000 So he had him in that chokehold and it was, he's not really on his side like we saw him.
00:17:09.000 And the guy was breathing very easily.
00:17:11.000 You could see his chest going up and down.
00:17:13.000 There was not a lot of panic.
00:17:14.000 They were just trying to hold him to keep his arms from flailing his feet.
00:17:16.000 Like there were three people involved in this thing.
00:17:18.000 Yeah.
00:17:18.000 So that guy wasn't restricting oxygen to him.
00:17:21.000 Well, we don't know, right?
00:17:22.000 We don't know what was in his system.
00:17:24.000 We don't know if his heart stopped because he was taking drugs before that.
00:17:28.000 We know that he behaved in a very erratic way.
00:17:30.000 Hold on, that doesn't apparently matter, because we've had other cases where that came up.
00:17:33.000 And we do know that this man has a history of egregious violence.
00:17:36.000 I'm sure he does. 0.95
00:17:38.000 If you say I'm ready to die and you throw your jacket off, the alternative is doing nothing and he pulls out a knife and cuts a bunch of people off.
00:17:45.000 Well, and that's true, but the violent behavior, this is an unconfirmed report, so there are people out there right now saying, hey, this guy was shoving people, I was one of these people, before getting on that train.
00:17:55.000 So shoving people is unconfirmed evidence.
00:17:58.000 I'm confirmed.
00:17:58.000 What we do have confirmed, we'll get to, is his criminal record.
00:18:00.000 We do have that confirmed, of Jordan Neely.
00:18:03.000 He's got an extensive criminal record.
00:18:04.000 Yes, an extensive criminal record, including felony assault.
00:18:07.000 Well, there you go.
00:18:08.000 Yeah, so we'll get into that, and again, that means grievous bodily injury, along with all kinds of other violent crimes.
00:18:13.000 That's because he was hungry.
00:18:15.000 Right.
00:18:16.000 Yes, exactly.
00:18:16.000 Unhoused.
00:18:18.000 Here's the thing, too.
00:18:18.000 By the way, you know who else has been homeless at one point?
00:18:22.000 Myself.
00:18:22.000 Kind of.
00:18:23.000 And by that I mean I slept out on my Datsun and couch surfed for a few nights and I used to shower at the 24 Hour Fitness where I could get a one-month pass.
00:18:28.000 And then I got a one-month pass to gold.
00:18:30.000 Did some private dancing.
00:18:31.000 I milked the system, man.
00:18:32.000 That's what you did.
00:18:33.000 You get a gym-free pass, you sleep out of your car.
00:18:35.000 Never once did I, I mean, I ate baby food.
00:18:39.000 I would eat scraps at hotels.
00:18:41.000 You wore a wig?
00:18:42.000 At one point, yes, I did wear a wig.
00:18:44.000 I had a feather duster.
00:18:45.000 Never once did I consider attacking someone on the bus line because I didn't have a home.
00:18:51.000 There are lots of homeless people who don't hurt people.
00:18:53.000 That is not an excuse.
00:18:54.000 Sure, sure, it's a tough situation.
00:18:57.000 But you know what?
00:18:57.000 That does a gross disservice to other people out there who find themselves down and out And they don't choose to harm their fellow citizens.
00:19:05.000 Not saying that happened here, but Jordan Neely has done it for a very, very long time.
00:19:09.000 Couple other fast facts.
00:19:10.000 And Gerald, you can jump in if I'm missing anything.
00:19:13.000 This went on for about 15 minutes.
00:19:15.000 Yep.
00:19:16.000 From what I understand, a freelance journalist who was on the scene said he moved his arms, but he couldn't express anything.
00:19:22.000 Talking about Neely.
00:19:23.000 All he could do was move his arms.
00:19:24.000 None of us who were there thought he was in danger of dying.
00:19:26.000 None of you.
00:19:27.000 We thought he just passed out or ran out of air.
00:19:30.000 The Marine in question, he was Questioned by the police, was later released.
00:19:35.000 That does matter because the police maybe know some things that you don't at this point.
00:19:39.000 They could be wrong, but trial by social media is not the same as an actual court of law or questioning by the police who have access to the entirety of footage.
00:19:49.000 And so, by the way, there is a little bit more footage there that shows that the train was stopped, the doors were opened, you can hear... I don't know if somebody said, like, a police button or push the button.
00:19:49.000 That should be pretty telling.
00:19:58.000 Maybe it's in a case of emergency if you need police to that area.
00:20:01.000 But you could hear, like, on the loudspeakers, police respond to this area, please.
00:20:04.000 They were just holding this man and subduing him until police arrived.
00:20:08.000 Right.
00:20:08.000 Which, they said they were holding him for about 15 minutes.
00:20:12.000 That makes the response time abhorrent.
00:20:15.000 Especially in a subway system that is known for violent crime.
00:20:18.000 Let me ask you this.
00:20:19.000 Could you, in an enclosed tube, handle, let's say, a potentially inebriated, a potentially chemically altered man who threw down his jacket, said he was ready to die?
00:20:28.000 Would you be able to handle that man for 15 minutes until the cops show up with full confidence?
00:20:32.000 Genuine question.
00:20:33.000 And by the way, your other alternative?
00:20:35.000 Will you just let him run on down the rest of the subway cars with all the women and children there? 0.84
00:20:40.000 And we have a montage later that is disturbing to see just how many attacks, 20-something year high, I believe 25 year high in subway attacks, We said this not long ago.
00:20:49.000 We did an entire segment on Dirty Harry and on Death Wish and said, look, this is the exact petri dish for those anti-heroes that came out in the late 60s and the early 70s and were there again.
00:21:01.000 And I'm not saying that this is a vigilante, but what I am saying is this is the precursor to what you will see.
00:21:06.000 You can only lie to people for so long and tell them that they are not experiencing violence until they react to defend themselves and people around them.
00:21:14.000 I'm telling you, this is the start of it.
00:21:17.000 So, let's pull it back.
00:21:19.000 Let's make sure we go back to law and order, guys.
00:21:21.000 Let's make sure that law-abiding citizens feel safe and understand that they have the right to protect themselves.
00:21:28.000 In New York City, guess what?
00:21:29.000 You have no cash bail, right?
00:21:32.000 You have no cash bail, you have increased crime, and the inability to protect yourself with a firearm.
00:21:36.000 Well, what in the hell do you do?
00:21:37.000 All that?
00:21:38.000 Oh, and the cops don't show up for 15 minutes.
00:21:40.000 In the New York subway!
00:21:42.000 I would have thought they'd just hang out there because they can end their shift early if they get enough citations. 0.53
00:21:46.000 The other thing is that people... I have had a lot of experience in New York on subways and actually have been involved in altercations myself.
00:21:54.000 And one of the things that's amazing is... Which of course you won.
00:21:57.000 Well, look, did I use kung fu?
00:22:01.000 Was I in the air the whole time?
00:22:01.000 Yes, yes.
00:22:03.000 That's not important.
00:22:03.000 Yes.
00:22:04.000 That's because I'm trained.
00:22:05.000 You kept him busy.
00:22:06.000 I kept him busy.
00:22:08.000 And when by them, I mean a gang.
00:22:10.000 Yes.
00:22:11.000 But for the most part, what you see is most people sit on their hands.
00:22:16.000 Most people are not trained.
00:22:16.000 Yes.
00:22:18.000 Most people don't rehearse for this in their mind.
00:22:20.000 Most people are terrified.
00:22:21.000 Somebody comes on acting really erratically and they're big.
00:22:24.000 Good luck.
00:22:25.000 And it's the rare individual, and most of the time, people don't step up, and that's why you see these attacks that go on on somebody innocent, and everybody just sits around and watches.
00:22:34.000 Right, and people are terrified of it.
00:22:36.000 People are terrified of it.
00:22:36.000 Yes.
00:22:37.000 Yes.
00:22:37.000 Which is why you should take my Kung Fu Workshop.
00:22:39.000 Keep going, Steve.
00:22:40.000 This is not about that, though.
00:22:40.000 I'm sorry.
00:22:42.000 He mainly relies in the monkey fist technique.
00:22:46.000 Baby monkey.
00:22:47.000 Yes, and bashful killer, where I hide behind my hands. 0.89
00:22:51.000 Yeah, it's like drunken boxing, only it's like shot.
00:22:54.000 And then it's this.
00:22:56.000 How'd you know?
00:22:57.000 I don't know.
00:22:57.000 Don't give my secrets.
00:22:59.000 That's expensive.
00:23:00.000 I love the move where it's only pay for appetizers.
00:23:02.000 Now.
00:23:06.000 Great.
00:23:07.000 Here's another fact that you need to know.
00:23:09.000 I think this is, yeah, we're at number three.
00:23:11.000 Some key facts.
00:23:11.000 Number three.
00:23:12.000 The aftermath here, based on completely, at best, inaccurate reporting or incomplete reporting, at worst, lies.
00:23:22.000 So the Intercept immediately published a headline, because this is responsible, reading, How to Not Get Arrested After Killing Someone in Public.
00:23:29.000 The NYPD's treatment of a white man who strangled Jordan Neely, an unhoused black man, on the subway is not how things usually go down.
00:23:38.000 Which also doesn't make sense, because you're often telling us that that's how things always go down, because of something-something systemic racism, so it shouldn't surprise you.
00:23:43.000 Oh wait, that tells you this is out of the norm, this is a situation with extenuating circumstances, And by the way, again, we cannot reiterate enough, just because the left wants to turn this into a race thing, it's like Charles Manson wanting to start a race where one of the men holding down Neely was black.
00:23:59.000 Oh, but he wasn't black enough. 0.99
00:24:00.000 No, he wasn't black enough. 0.97
00:24:01.000 Apparently. 0.88
00:24:02.000 I don't know.
00:24:02.000 He could be Bangladeshi.
00:24:04.000 I have no idea from that scale.
00:24:05.000 Is there some pigment?
00:24:05.000 What's the point?
00:24:06.000 Can I ask a question?
00:24:07.000 When did we go to unhoused and why?
00:24:10.000 Well, wasn't it just homeless?
00:24:12.000 In Portland, you're an unhoused camper?
00:24:15.000 Or an unhoused neighbor?
00:24:16.000 I'm just offended by the fact that we're going- Why are we changing the term?
00:24:20.000 Is it because homelessness has a stereotype to it that you don't have a home?
00:24:23.000 It's descriptive, I'm sorry!
00:24:25.000 What are we trying to do here?
00:24:27.000 Because the left believes if you just change the wording, it helps.
00:24:31.000 It makes it all better.
00:24:32.000 It's not even accurate.
00:24:33.000 Half of them are unapartmented.
00:24:35.000 Well, that's true, too.
00:24:37.000 Thank you for being more specific.
00:24:39.000 But the one thing that helps when a wretch is on the street and has no access to their mental faculties and nowhere to live and they're living in their own filth, at least when you change how you address them to another white person, it makes their life Yes it does. 0.98
00:24:56.000 Specifically if you say, no longer with co-op.
00:25:00.000 And they're like, that's better.
00:25:01.000 It's better.
00:25:02.000 It's like the Apostle Paul passage.
00:25:03.000 I mean it's things a little less...
00:25:05.000 What are you pointing to?
00:25:06.000 I thought you were pointing to CNN.
00:25:08.000 And changing people's pronouns ensures that we'll lower the suicide rate.
00:25:12.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:13.000 Also, by the way, the journalist who was filming the video, Hispanic.
00:25:15.000 So you've got a black man assisting in restraining this man, a Hispanic person filming the video, you have a Hispanic person saying no one actually thought this guy was being killed, he just looked like he was being restrained, and then And the left already is trying to frame it, not frame it, they're declaring it murder.
00:25:30.000 Here's another New York Times deceptive subheading, okay?
00:25:33.000 It says, on Wednesday, the medical examiner's office said the cause of death was compression on the neck and ruled it a homicide.
00:25:39.000 Look, look, there's a huge difference between homicide, involuntary, there's a huge difference between homicide and kill.
00:25:46.000 Murder and kill. 0.51
00:25:47.000 These don't mean the same thing.
00:25:49.000 They don't mean the same thing, which, by the way, brings us back, brings us back edgy atheists to say, if I need a god to tell me not to kill, ah, hold on a second, there are plenty of societies that actually allow killing and there's no consequence.
00:26:01.000 Murder is different.
00:26:02.000 Why do we recognize the difference of homicide, murder, first degree, second degree, manslaughter?
00:26:06.000 Well, you may not like it, But because people who created this country believed in biblical law, believed in natural law and natural rights.
00:26:13.000 And this is maybe why the New York Times doesn't understand it.
00:26:16.000 It's not just semantics.
00:26:17.000 There's a huge difference between homicide and accidental death, which seems like...
00:26:24.000 It seems most likely is the case.
00:26:25.000 We have to choose my words carefully because we don't know.
00:26:27.000 We don't know you.
00:26:28.000 But why aren't you?
00:26:29.000 Well, and there's such a... But you're also, you have to use the word objective law too, Steve.
00:26:32.000 Right.
00:26:33.000 The objective law is a super important thing, not subjective law, even though it becomes subjective.
00:26:33.000 Yes.
00:26:37.000 But for the most part, we start that way.
00:26:39.000 Yes.
00:26:40.000 You know, the idea, let me see all the evidence first.
00:26:42.000 Due process.
00:26:42.000 Yes.
00:26:43.000 Absolutely.
00:26:43.000 And we'll see somebody talk about that here in just a second.
00:26:45.000 But there's also, like when people hear the word homicide, they think murder.
00:26:48.000 It's almost the equivalent in their mind.
00:26:49.000 Right.
00:26:50.000 But there is justifiable homicide.
00:26:53.000 Yes!
00:26:53.000 Oh.
00:26:53.000 well right so you have to understand that this is basically I'd have a case
00:26:56.000 against you with that nine times a day I know most of this is basically saying
00:27:00.000 that this guy did this wasn't an accident where he like fell off a
00:27:03.000 building and died right or you know negligent homicide is also a term right
00:27:07.000 where you can kind of say okay well your negligence contributed to this this
00:27:10.000 doesn't mean that this person was murdered No, it does not.
00:27:13.000 And that's what they're going for.
00:27:14.000 And all of the evidence we have, meaning the people who were actually there, meaning the cops who reviewed the footage, meaning what we know right now, would point to it not being murder.
00:27:24.000 Which again, I used to say, don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to incompetence.
00:27:27.000 And with our next person we're discussing, AOC, there's tons of incompetence, so I understand the temptation, but I attribute to malice.
00:27:33.000 AOC chimed in, Miss Googly herself, saying, Jordan Neely was murdered.
00:27:39.000 Period.
00:27:40.000 By the way, I hope, I hope, hey, comment below, hit like, hope that Broad gets Nick Sandman'd.
00:27:46.000 Yes.
00:27:47.000 I hope that she gets sued. 1.00
00:27:49.000 That is a declaration. 0.61
00:27:50.000 Was murdered.
00:27:51.000 If it is not murder, you need to be held liable.
00:27:54.000 You're supposed to be representative of the people who elect you.
00:27:54.000 Because you know what?
00:27:57.000 And if a jury of this man's peers say, it's not murder, guess what? 1.00
00:28:00.000 Hope you get fitted for a googly orange jumpsuit, bitch. 1.00
00:28:03.000 They're gonna put you next to Kermit the Frog, whatever it is in the lineup, so they ID you. 0.99
00:28:07.000 It's gonna be really, really clear.
00:28:08.000 Just as long as it's googly eyes.
00:28:10.000 And maybe it'll be you in the craft section at Michael's.
00:28:12.000 And people have to pick you out and say, that's the one.
00:28:14.000 That's the one who defamed me.
00:28:16.000 You don't get to call someone a murderer.
00:28:18.000 When you're supposed to be a representative of the people and understand due process.
00:28:22.000 But Stephen, she does clarify.
00:28:25.000 You didn't read the whole tweet.
00:28:27.000 Okay, sorry.
00:28:28.000 Let me add the context.
00:28:29.000 Let me hear what else she means.
00:28:30.000 There's got to be context here.
00:28:31.000 Which makes it worse.
00:28:33.000 Let me listen to this.
00:28:34.000 You think I'm mad now?
00:28:35.000 I'm just saying.
00:28:36.000 Maybe she wanted to clarify further.
00:28:39.000 So let me just hear what she had to say there.
00:28:40.000 Okay, and by the way, I have to read all the typos because it's hard to write.
00:28:43.000 I'm sorry, sir!
00:28:44.000 I'm typing my best!
00:28:46.000 She's not cross-eyed.
00:28:47.000 That's a bad AOC impersonation.
00:28:48.000 That is a perfect AOC impersonation.
00:28:50.000 Okay, that one's better. 0.98
00:28:52.000 Horses don't have breasts like that. 1.00
00:28:54.000 I don't know.
00:28:55.000 I'm not an equine therapist.
00:28:57.000 Jordan Neely was murdered!
00:28:59.000 She said.
00:29:00.000 But B.C.
00:29:01.000 Meaning because.
00:29:02.000 But because Jordan was houseless.
00:29:05.000 So now we have a new term.
00:29:06.000 But because Jordan was houseless and crying for food in a time when the city is raising rents and stripping services to militarize itself while many in power demonize the poor, the murderer gets protected with passive headlines plus no charges. 0.70
00:29:19.000 It's disgusting.
00:29:20.000 Let me correct everything that she just said, okay?
00:29:22.000 Because in a city that is raising rents, because in a city that is having people flee in record numbers and is stripping services to militarize itself while many in power demonize the poor, what you really mean is defunding the police and cash bail and a gutless mayor and rising crime.
00:29:36.000 The murderer gets protected with passive headlines and no charges.
00:29:38.000 What you really mean is someone finally decided that he had enough and they were going to defend themselves and the most vulnerable amongst them. 1.00
00:29:43.000 Fuck you! 1.00
00:29:44.000 Okay, it's disgusting. 1.00
00:29:45.000 I agree on that part.
00:29:46.000 Now, Mayor Eric Adams called out AOC's tweet, which kind of surprised me, which means he knows something that you don't.
00:29:51.000 Let's show the Turtles Club himself.
00:29:53.000 There's also this from Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, the Democratic Congresswoman.
00:29:58.000 She said, Jordan Neely was murdered.
00:30:01.000 What is your response to what they're saying here?
00:30:05.000 Well, both the Congresswoman and the Comptroller.
00:30:10.000 The Comptroller is a citywide leader and I don't think that's very responsible at the time where we're still investigating the situation.
00:30:17.000 Let's let the DA conduct his investigation with the law enforcement officials.
00:30:23.000 To really interfere with that is not the right thing to do and I'm going to be responsible and allow them to do their job and allow them to determine exactly what happened here.
00:30:32.000 That means he had a conversation with the DA, who's no doubt significantly left, and he's going, this is not the one you wanted.
00:30:38.000 Don't say murder, don't say murder, don't say murder.
00:30:40.000 Because Eric Adams was a cop, right, for a long time.
00:30:40.000 I guarantee that.
00:30:44.000 And then he came out and he's like, I don't really like cops.
00:30:47.000 Never made one arrest.
00:30:48.000 You never made one?
00:30:49.000 I don't know.
00:30:49.000 I just like to spread rumors.
00:30:51.000 Very few.
00:30:52.000 I'm like the right wing AOC.
00:30:53.000 I'm sorry, guys.
00:30:54.000 You really are.
00:30:55.000 That's the official AOC. 1.00
00:30:56.000 Crazy bitch. 1.00
00:30:57.000 That's what he's saying. 1.00
00:30:58.000 Exactly.
00:30:58.000 If he's coming out and saying, you notice he didn't really tackle AOC's comment.
00:31:03.000 He went to the comptroller or whatever it was, the controller, saying, well, that's a city official.
00:31:06.000 That means we could get sued. 1.00
00:31:08.000 She's so dumb. 1.00
00:31:10.000 She's just a terrible person. 1.00
00:31:12.000 That entire response could have been wrapped up. 0.99
00:31:15.000 Nice titties, though. 1.00
00:31:15.000 Bitch is dumb. 1.00
00:31:18.000 I never noticed. 1.00
00:31:19.000 That's what he was saying.
00:31:20.000 He never noticed.
00:31:21.000 That's what he was saying.
00:31:23.000 That's what Mayor Eric Adams was saying.
00:31:25.000 Tell everybody.
00:31:28.000 That was a subtext.
00:31:29.000 That was a subtext.
00:31:29.000 See, I miss those things.
00:31:30.000 You're so good at reading.
00:31:32.000 We need to make sure it's available for the hearing impaired.
00:31:34.000 Here's a fast fact number two.
00:31:38.000 And I apologize for my anger, but I hope that you also understand Kyle Rittenhouse, we watched it unfold and he spent a lot of time here.
00:31:45.000 So I know what happens to people's lives when you do this.
00:31:49.000 It's not inconsequential.
00:31:51.000 And AOC knows better.
00:31:52.000 For crying out loud, she was complaining that she... she was... 0.97
00:31:56.000 She wasn't even near a pipe bomb that may or may not have existed, and she was talking about how threatening... Do you have any idea what's going to happen to this guy who you declare a murderer and turn it into a race war?
00:32:05.000 Oh yeah, I guarantee you people right now are trying to dox him.
00:32:08.000 Yes.
00:32:08.000 Yeah, but he's gonna make a fortune at gun shows.
00:32:10.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:32:12.000 Well, there's no chokehold shows.
00:32:14.000 Yeah, there's no chokehold shows.
00:32:16.000 Way to make a celebrity of him in Texas.
00:32:18.000 Yes, there are quite a few in Texas.
00:32:20.000 Probably owns pit bulls.
00:32:22.000 And has access to a well.
00:32:23.000 Now you're just going off.
00:32:24.000 There's no reason for this.
00:32:26.000 Sorry, man.
00:32:28.000 But I accept it.
00:32:29.000 Thank you.
00:32:29.000 Okay.
00:32:30.000 This is uncomfortable.
00:32:31.000 It's how we deal.
00:32:31.000 Let's go through this.
00:32:32.000 Who was Jordan Neely?
00:32:33.000 Okay.
00:32:34.000 So, of course, the Vogue left.
00:32:35.000 They're already making, kind of like, remember St.
00:32:38.000 Floyd? 0.96
00:32:39.000 They're making him into their newest, I guess, patron saint of jerking off on subways. 0.98
00:32:46.000 They're venerating him. 0.97
00:32:48.000 How's he not a cop?
00:32:53.000 Okay, that's about what I expected.
00:32:55.000 Define justice. 0.74
00:32:58.000 Just white people dying to be part of something. 0.70
00:33:00.000 Uh oh, this isn't a lot of sun you're doing there. 0.98
00:33:03.000 Engage with in a violent way.
00:33:05.000 He's transitioning.
00:33:06.000 A lot of us are close to the homelessness than we are to being millionaires.
00:33:09.000 So to see someone be treated like that as a homeless person is scary for people who are unhoused.
00:33:15.000 It's scary for people who are at risk of being homeless, whose rent is overdue, whose rent is being increased, whose shelter is the next step.
00:33:22.000 So it's really, really scary for people who are going through a housing crisis to see homeless people being murdered.
00:33:28.000 Stop calling the cops because someone's asking you for help!
00:33:31.000 She's hysterical! 0.97
00:33:32.000 You're hysterical!
00:33:34.000 Oh man, she'd be fun to date.
00:33:35.000 Every single thing there is victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim, victim Were the home providers absolved?
00:33:57.000 What do you think happens when you don't pay rent for I don't know how many months or years, depending on the state?
00:34:03.000 This is not consequence-free. 0.97
00:34:05.000 And it's not because you're black. 0.97
00:34:06.000 It's not because you're a victim white woman or that your guest is as good as mine with the necklace there and the Swiffer haircut. 0.97
00:34:12.000 I don't know what that was.
00:34:13.000 I don't want to misgender it, but it's weird.
00:34:15.000 It doesn't matter what you look like.
00:34:18.000 The rent's due and you didn't pay it and that person wasn't forgiven.
00:34:22.000 Now, Congresswoman Ayanna Pressley, and I'm going to get to the criminal record here because I think it matters, I think it's important, Ayanna Pressley tweeted out the video that you all know of Neely, as though this is the only relevant portion, as just as happy-go-lucky Michael Jackson impersonated, which by the way, If you want to be imbued with the power of innocence and being blameless, if you're going to pick a celebrity, you could have gone worse with OJ, but Michael Jackson wouldn't be my first choice.
00:35:00.000 That's all the footage they have.
00:35:02.000 And it didn't even moonwalk.
00:35:03.000 I can do that right now.
00:35:08.000 Sorry.
00:35:08.000 He asked for money.
00:35:09.000 Let's do it in a little bit.
00:35:11.000 I haven't stretched, but you know what I mean.
00:35:12.000 Well, you know what?
00:35:13.000 We'll do it on the Mug Club thing.
00:35:13.000 We'll stretch.
00:35:14.000 Okay.
00:35:15.000 And Presley, by the way, also included her own diatribe.
00:35:15.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:18.000 I've watched TikTok.
00:35:19.000 I want to hear her.
00:35:19.000 I know how to do it.
00:35:19.000 Yeah.
00:35:20.000 At least she's careful. 1.00
00:35:21.000 She said, Black men deserve to grow old. 1.00
00:35:25.000 Okay. 0.99
00:35:26.000 Okay.
00:35:26.000 First off, tell that to actuary tables.
00:35:28.000 In other words, Black men die younger, and they die younger Because of the bullshit that you guys spew. 1.00
00:35:35.000 You know, big and beautiful is healthy. 1.00
00:35:38.000 No, it's not.
00:35:38.000 There's an obesity problem, right?
00:35:39.000 There are heart problems in the black community. 0.51
00:35:41.000 You actually encourage them to be dependent on government programs, EBT, welfare.
00:35:46.000 The black life expectancy is less in this country, and you want to say it's food deserts?
00:35:50.000 Hey, let me ask you this. 1.00
00:35:51.000 What do you think hap- By the way, food desert is bullshit nowadays. 0.97
00:35:53.000 You can order anything online. 0.98
00:35:54.000 I just ordered a 12-pack of sardines for Joe Louis.
00:35:57.000 It cost me A third of the price as it would go into sprouts.
00:36:00.000 But my point is, what do you think creates food deserts?
00:36:03.000 Hey! 1.00
00:36:04.000 You have to give them free shit! 1.00
00:36:05.000 But hold on a second! 1.00
00:36:06.000 I own this store!
00:36:08.000 Hey! 0.99
00:36:08.000 You have to let them shoplift! 0.99
00:36:10.000 Really?
00:36:11.000 All of it?
00:36:12.000 Only if it's under $999!
00:36:12.000 I'm taking my business elsewhere!
00:36:13.000 FOOD DESERT! 1.00
00:36:17.000 So black men deserve to grow old, not be lynched on a subway because they were having a mental health crisis. 0.99
00:36:23.000 I don't know if you know this. 0.99
00:36:24.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:36:25.000 Sometimes mental health crisis results in the massacres of people.
00:36:29.000 Correct.
00:36:30.000 I do.
00:36:30.000 Yes.
00:36:31.000 Yes.
00:36:31.000 Yeah.
00:36:32.000 Prolonged mental health crises. 0.99
00:36:34.000 Because Neely, this doesn't mean that Neely should have died that deserves to die. 0.99
00:36:34.000 Yes. 0.99
00:36:39.000 That's not what I'm saying.
00:36:39.000 Right.
00:36:41.000 But the idea that it was just a white man lynching a black man as opposed to a white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man trying to subdue a crazy, violent, routine felon is dishonest. 0.96
00:36:53.000 Neely had been arrested. 0.98
00:36:56.000 Take a guess.
00:36:58.000 What would be enough?
00:36:58.000 Five times.
00:37:00.000 Okay.
00:37:01.000 Five! 0.95
00:37:01.000 Ten times! 0.95
00:37:02.000 What would be enough for it to be relevant?
00:37:03.000 In other words, let's say we're just looking at this right through your eyes, like children's eyes.
00:37:08.000 Gloria Estefan or Amy Grant, whatever the Christmas song is.
00:37:11.000 I want to see Christmas through your eyes.
00:37:12.000 I want to see felonies through your eyes.
00:37:13.000 How many would be relevant if you're going, okay, this guy doesn't know this person.
00:37:18.000 Here's this person we end up trying to subdue, and these are the amounts of felonies or crimes or arrests that would probably lean toward me being inclined to believe that he was a threat.
00:37:29.000 How many would be relevant to sort of- Starting at five.
00:37:33.000 Starting at five.
00:37:33.000 I think you gotta- I mean, right?
00:37:34.000 You say five?
00:37:35.000 You know what I mean?
00:37:36.000 I'd say five.
00:37:36.000 I have five right here.
00:37:37.000 What do you say?
00:37:37.000 Five is my number.
00:37:38.000 Five's a lot.
00:37:39.000 I mean, as an initiative, this is the fourth time I've told you.
00:37:41.000 You better not be here a fifth time.
00:37:42.000 Yes, exactly.
00:37:44.000 I counted to three, but I'm going to give you the two race felonies. 1.00
00:37:48.000 That's it.
00:37:49.000 The long three.
00:37:50.000 What if I told you Neely, Michael Jackson, himself, not himself, 42 arrests since 2013.
00:37:55.000 That's an average of 4.2.
00:37:57.000 arrests.
00:37:58.000 Whoa.
00:37:59.000 42.
00:38:00.000 Since 2013.
00:38:01.000 10 years.
00:38:02.000 That's an average of 4.2 a year.
00:38:03.000 42 arrests.
00:38:04.000 And I know people will say, well that's just because he's homeless.
00:38:06.000 They make it a crime to be homeless! 1.00
00:38:08.000 Bullshit! 0.99
00:38:09.000 Four of the arrests were for assault, and one was an active warrant for felony assault in 2021. 1.00
00:38:15.000 Let me give you the New York definition of felony assault.
00:38:17.000 It's serious physical injury to another person.
00:38:20.000 My point is, would you immediately jump To murder if the guy who was trying to subdue him, let's just say he has, for the sake of argument, likely no arrests, which would be in line with a lot of people who are Marines.
00:38:33.000 Right.
00:38:33.000 Let's say though that maybe it's 42 compared to uh one or Or two.
00:38:43.000 In other words, who would you be more inclined to believe was initiating some kind of incident of violence?
00:38:50.000 Incidents of violence.
00:38:52.000 42 arrests!
00:38:53.000 We don't know anything about this guy.
00:38:54.000 We'll let the cops know, because it probably happened as they went, alright, what happened, you took this, this is horrible, let me see the footage.
00:39:01.000 Okay, well I'm not quite sure.
00:39:02.000 Who was it?
00:39:03.000 Oh, 42 arrests.
00:39:03.000 Oh, George.
00:39:04.000 We still have an active warrant on him.
00:39:05.000 You're free to go, sir.
00:39:06.000 After 30, and you're the judge.
00:39:08.000 After 30.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:10.000 Is there ever a conversation where it's like, uh, you better not be here a 31st time.
00:39:16.000 Yes.
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:17.000 And then after 40.
00:39:19.000 It's like, well... This is what you do.
00:39:22.000 After a while, it's like, it's what you do.
00:39:24.000 You go out in society, you create a problem, a big enough problem for somebody to call the cops, and then you get arrested.
00:39:29.000 So this is what you do all the time.
00:39:31.000 It's your thing.
00:39:32.000 It's your thing.
00:39:33.000 It's your calling card.
00:39:33.000 It's your career.
00:39:34.000 I'm the recurring bandit.
00:39:35.000 Right, so you clearly have something, something is wrong.
00:39:38.000 Yes.
00:39:39.000 You know, aside from the fact that he, you know, the Michael Jackson white face is very offensive to me.
00:39:45.000 That's true, yeah, it is as well.
00:39:46.000 You know what I'm saying?
00:39:47.000 But at the end of the day, when does the justice system go, we gotta keep this guy in a hospital
00:39:52.000 at the very least?
00:39:53.000 That's the thing. This guy had been in and out of shelters, right? So he understood where to
00:39:57.000 go to get help if he really and truly wanted it. He actually went to a shelter that was a little bit,
00:40:01.000 they had more privacy and they had a little bit more, it's a safer kind of shelter than
00:40:05.000 maybe the normal one. He actually was in that. He had been street performing.
00:40:08.000 It became less safe once he was in it.
00:40:10.000 Maybe over 13, 15 years, people had talked to him. Like they understand, like this guy
00:40:16.000 was out there and this guy may not have always been a problem, but at least 42 times he was.
00:40:22.000 Let me be a liberal here. 0.94
00:40:23.000 The liberal would say this is a man who clearly has a mental health imbalance. 0.83
00:40:29.000 He's not in control of his own behavior. 0.96
00:40:32.000 It doesn't mean I want him to die.
00:40:33.000 I want him to get help and be protected and be in a position where he's sequestered so he doesn't disrupt society.
00:40:41.000 Do you have a room at your house available?
00:40:44.000 Yes!
00:40:45.000 That would be my first question.
00:40:46.000 Look, he has been to these places.
00:40:48.000 You did not commit to method acting.
00:40:49.000 The answer every time from a liberal is, not in my room.
00:40:52.000 Not in my room.
00:40:53.000 You should have known better.
00:40:54.000 I'm already housing refugees.
00:40:56.000 I agree, and I 100% agree.
00:40:58.000 Look, you're never going to be able to completely solve the problem, but what you cannot do is vilify somebody standing up and saying, look, Not on this subway car today.
00:41:09.000 Not me.
00:41:10.000 Not the woman that you saw in the background.
00:41:12.000 Not any of these other passengers.
00:41:13.000 I'm gonna subdue this guy and wait on the cops.
00:41:16.000 You cannot vilify somebody for doing that.
00:41:18.000 Now, if he intentionally kills him and was yelling out racial epithets and I finally got one or something like that, fine.
00:41:24.000 We can talk about that.
00:41:25.000 Which, by the way, would not be the native affectation for a New Yorker.
00:41:25.000 That's different.
00:41:28.000 I feel like Gerald's been through this in his mind.
00:41:31.000 I finally got one!
00:41:33.000 In his mind, racists are like from Remember the Titans.
00:41:36.000 He's from Tennessee, from the rural Mississippi.
00:41:39.000 I'm not gonna play football with no collards!
00:41:42.000 That's how he thinks racists are.
00:41:46.000 What a stereotypical impression of a racist, Gerald.
00:41:50.000 Some racists have been to college.
00:41:52.000 He thinks it's a what?
00:41:53.000 New York, if you want to solve this problem, if you want a mental health crisis to be handled differently, more police officers, please.
00:41:58.000 More police officers, because then the general public doesn't feel the need.
00:42:01.000 It's, hey, hey, hey, police officer, this guy's threatening everybody.
00:42:04.000 This has happened exactly in our history.
00:42:06.000 It's happened throughout the world, but it has happened exactly in the American history since the 1960s through today, and we talked about it.
00:42:13.000 This is not new.
00:42:14.000 And again, why do you only care about the felon committing 44, at least arrested 42 times?
00:42:20.000 Why don't you care at all about... Hey, what happened to, you know, believe all women? 1.00
00:42:24.000 What happened to stop Asian hate, considering those statistics?
00:42:28.000 You want to guess that some of those people who were assaulted, just based on statistical realities, likely were Asian in the city of New York, but they're no longer useful puns.
00:42:36.000 What happened to stopping sexual assault against women?
00:42:38.000 I don't know if you know this.
00:42:38.000 Hey, hold on a second.
00:42:39.000 Someone who's been arrested 42 times, including for multiple violent counts, far more likely to rape a woman than the person Lena Dunham had regretful sex with and found a condom in a potted plant. 0.92
00:42:50.000 Just to be clear.
00:42:51.000 You want to protect women? 0.97
00:42:52.000 Cut it off at, ooh, this guy's been violent, and this guy's actually committed all kinds of crimes, including sexual, ooh, ooh, 42 times.
00:42:52.000 I don't know.
00:42:58.000 Let's maybe find a way to protect people who deserve protecting.
00:43:01.000 It's one of the few legitimate roles of government.
00:43:04.000 This is one thing libertarians get so wrong, and by the way, I'm not talking about militarization of the police.
00:43:09.000 One of the few legitimate roles of government is to ensure that people like this don't continue to interact with people Who have not committed violent crimes.
00:43:17.000 It's one of their few roles.
00:43:18.000 But you'd have to then, what I never hear from the liberal side, they never talk about homelessness being a result of drug addiction and mental illness.
00:43:30.000 You never hear that.
00:43:31.000 Well they do.
00:43:31.000 And that's what's going on.
00:43:32.000 But then they say that's the thing so we just need to give them the drugs.
00:43:34.000 But it's a housing, he was hungry and he had no house.
00:43:37.000 That's what they're talking about.
00:43:38.000 That's not true.
00:43:39.000 This was a guy who clearly had major mental health problems.
00:43:43.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:43:44.000 Like, there are plenty of housing solutions.
00:43:47.000 Most people don't want to use them, just to be clear.
00:43:50.000 And worst case scenario, put on a propeller cap and walk your way into a Ronald McDonald house.
00:43:55.000 I think those are still around.
00:43:56.000 The point is, they're easy to trick!
00:43:58.000 Now, this happened in New York City.
00:44:01.000 Let's look at this.
00:44:02.000 The New York City subway.
00:44:03.000 Murders between 2020 and 2022, highest in 25 years.
00:44:09.000 At the same time, police resignations, those are up 117%.
00:44:14.000 Response times are potentially their worst ever, just to be clear.
00:44:18.000 Let's look at the recent New York City violence.
00:44:20.000 Do we have a montage for this?
00:44:21.000 I just want to make sure.
00:44:22.000 Is there a montage or are they individual clips?
00:44:23.000 Because we were putting this all together today.
00:44:25.000 And I have a clip here that says that.
00:44:26.000 We have a montage.
00:44:27.000 We have a montage.
00:44:27.000 So let me just run through the list and then let's go to a montage in case you've forgotten.
00:44:31.000 Imagine you're in New York City.
00:44:32.000 I want to set the stage here.
00:44:33.000 Okay?
00:44:34.000 You're in New York City.
00:44:35.000 Again, all references available at lotorthcreditor.com.
00:44:38.000 Crime is at its highest in the subways.
00:44:40.000 25 years.
00:44:40.000 Police resignations up 117%.
00:44:43.000 Crime overall, violent crime, is skyrocketing.
00:44:45.000 And of course police response times are extended.
00:44:48.000 And you don't have the right to protect yourself or carry a gun.
00:44:49.000 And criminals are just basically professional recidivists.
00:44:52.000 Okay.
00:44:53.000 All right, so now let's go through the list.
00:44:56.000 You've been living through this.
00:44:57.000 You've been living through an example of Christina Lee. 0.95
00:44:59.000 Christina Yu Lee was stabbed 40 times by an aggressive, crazy man named Osama Dinash. 0.90
00:45:03.000 Killer was on supervised release.
00:45:04.000 You have Michelle Yeoh was killed when Simon Marshall pushed her onto subway tracks.
00:45:08.000 You have Frank James.
00:45:09.000 Remember the radicalized black nationalist who opened fire on a subway, which was, I think it injured something like 29.
00:45:15.000 And you have to take all of this into account, all this crime, and you are living through
00:45:19.000 this in New York City when this man, arrested 42 times, walks onto your subway.
00:45:25.000 Do you think that maybe in the back of your mind, whether you're white or black, like
00:45:30.000 one of the other people, or Hispanic, like the man who was filming, do you think that
00:45:33.000 maybe these images might play a role on your mental state?
00:45:37.000 Students leave the room.
00:45:48.000 He and his wife were also spit at on a northbound FAA train.
00:45:53.000 A 24-year-old passenger who kicks back.
00:45:56.000 Then the 40-year-old swings an umbrella at her with a keychain in hand, which police say cut the victim's face.
00:46:03.000 As the northbound N train pulled into 36th Street Station.
00:46:06.000 station. I told you a bird. All right, you take permutating or getting media
00:46:18.000 Can't, can't, can't, shut up, nobody! 0.82
00:46:24.000 violent It makes reasonable people capable of, I wouldn't even say unreasonable things, it makes non-violent people capable of violent things.
00:46:33.000 We'll talk to you, a lot of you young people who watch, most of you are under the age of 40, actually most of you are under the age of 30 who watch or listen right now.
00:46:41.000 You may not know about Bernie Getz.
00:46:42.000 We're going to touch on that.
00:46:43.000 This happened exactly, almost this scenario in the past.
00:46:43.000 That's relevant.
00:46:46.000 Of course this guy didn't actually go out and shoot anybody, but Bernie Getz was assaulted on the subway.
00:46:50.000 Got himself a firearm to protect, was assaulted again, and shot people.
00:46:54.000 Now, he went back for a second round because he had had enough, but the point is, this is the kind of culture that you breed.
00:46:58.000 Of course, none of this is relevant to professional racist Al Sharpton, because if racism were to get better, he'd be out of a job.
00:47:06.000 He made sure to jump in on the convo, condemning vigilantism, and this is what he wrote, or this is what he said.
00:47:13.000 I don't know, I'm reading a quote from National Action Network. 0.99
00:47:15.000 How many assholes can you fit in a room now? 1.00
00:47:17.000 What most people this is the thing when most people in america heard about bernie getts they said 1.00
00:47:41.000 I get it.
00:47:42.000 And since it didn't work then, right, it didn't work then when they were trying to tell you, hey, you should all hate Bernie Getz because it was a whole soft on crime, right, liberal media.
00:47:50.000 Retroactively now they try and act as though.
00:47:54.000 As though Bernie Getz was different than it was.
00:47:55.000 Kind of like, I don't know if you remember this, when Ronald Reagan died, the media was so surprised at the morning, because it didn't work when they tried to make you hate him when he was president.
00:48:04.000 And then they were surprised, like, hey, look at everyone showing up.
00:48:07.000 Yeah, yeah, because people liked him.
00:48:09.000 Kind of the same situation with Bernie Getz. 0.99
00:48:10.000 So Al Sharpton said, 30 years ago, I fought the Bernie Getz case, and we cannot end up back to a place where vigilantism, shit! 0.99
00:48:21.000 Vigilantism, you know the word I'm trying to read, is tolerable. 0.99
00:48:27.000 It wasn't acceptable then, it was, and it cannot be acceptable now.
00:48:31.000 Oh, that's debatable.
00:48:32.000 So, funny he brings up Bernie Getz.
00:48:34.000 How many people here are familiar with Bernie Getz?
00:48:35.000 Me.
00:48:36.000 Yeah.
00:48:37.000 That's how old I am.
00:48:38.000 Yeah, it was covered.
00:48:39.000 I was in New York at the time.
00:48:40.000 He got so much support initially.
00:48:42.000 So much support.
00:48:43.000 Everybody's like, yep, I've been on the subway too.
00:48:45.000 I get it.
00:48:45.000 Yep.
00:48:46.000 People were so fed up.
00:48:47.000 I know.
00:48:48.000 It was just story after story.
00:48:50.000 This was, it was Bernie Getz.
00:48:51.000 He was robbed twice.
00:48:52.000 Okay.
00:48:53.000 And then he shot four teenagers who then threatened him, tried to rob him again on the subway in 1984.
00:48:57.000 Yep.
00:48:59.000 He was convicted for possession of an illegal weapon, and he served under a year in jail.
00:49:03.000 Right.
00:49:03.000 Just to be clear, because you're not allowed to have a firearm, basically.
00:49:05.000 That's really what it was.
00:49:06.000 But this was a guy, what I would like to see a research team is bring up the injuries, the extent of Bernie Getz's injuries with the first assault that had taken place.
00:49:12.000 This was a guy who ended up in the hospital.
00:49:14.000 I think he couldn't walk for a significant amount of time.
00:49:15.000 I believe his neck was broken.
00:49:17.000 And at a certain point, he just said, hey, it's not happening to me again.
00:49:21.000 And here's what's interesting.
00:49:23.000 Bernie Getz, after this incident, how many other people did he shoot?
00:49:27.000 You think you're getting close to 42 arrests?
00:49:29.000 That's one thing that people don't talk about.
00:49:32.000 There's a huge difference between someone who is a law-abiding citizen who is pushed too far versus someone who has decided that they are going to prey on law-abiding citizens until they are pushed too far.
00:49:43.000 Bernie Getz did not go on to live the life of a criminal.
00:49:46.000 Bernie Getz snapped.
00:49:48.000 He Ralphied the thugs who tried to rob him again.
00:49:52.000 That's what you're gonna get.
00:49:54.000 How many more subway incidences like that?
00:49:58.000 The train car, not the sandwich shop.
00:49:59.000 How many more do you think have to take place for people to respond like, this wasn't a Bernie Getz situation, but I'm telling you, you're going to get it.
00:50:06.000 If you haven't already, that's where this is going.
00:50:10.000 Hey, the good news is, there's a solution.
00:50:12.000 There's a solution, leftists.
00:50:13.000 Solution is, you know what?
00:50:15.000 Keep people in prison.
00:50:16.000 Yeah.
00:50:17.000 Keep people in prison if they're committing violent crimes.
00:50:20.000 This is one thing that I always used to disagree with, and even Libertarians, like the prison-industrial complex. 0.99
00:50:23.000 Of course no one should be arrested for a gram of weed.
00:50:26.000 But 42? 0.99
00:50:28.000 I don't give a shit if it's a privatized prison. 1.00
00:50:30.000 I want them locked up. 0.99
00:50:31.000 My problem with a violent criminal is a greater problem than that I have with the prison-industrial complex.
00:50:38.000 Even though I do.
00:50:39.000 I have problems with both.
00:50:40.000 I think our system is more broken in tolerating violent criminals preying upon non-violent people and then condemning people when they respond with violence.
00:50:46.000 And in this case, we didn't even have it.
00:50:49.000 We didn't even have a man respond with proactive violence.
00:50:51.000 They're going to label him a murder anyway.
00:50:54.000 A murder anyway.
00:50:54.000 And you know what's going to happen?
00:50:55.000 People are going to see this and the next time they're going to say to themselves, well, I'm going to be labeled a murder anyway and fan the hammer.
00:51:07.000 Why do you mistrust your institutions?
00:51:08.000 Why do you think?
00:51:09.000 We just gave you a situation where, based on all credible evidence that we have right now, we don't know what's developing.
00:51:16.000 Seems like involuntary manslaughter and certainly doesn't seem like murder.
00:51:19.000 But you have the media, you have the print, you have your elected representatives.
00:51:25.000 Already lying to try and destroy somebody's life.
00:51:28.000 Why don't you trust your institutions?
00:51:30.000 Well, let's just start with those.
00:51:31.000 Our elected representatives and our media and entertainment industry.
00:51:34.000 Let's start with those, and maybe you have a reason now.
00:51:37.000 Yeah, Hooty, you were about to bring something in.
00:51:39.000 Yeah, we got the injuries to Bernie Getz after the robbery.
00:51:42.000 They threw him through a plate glass door and onto the ground, permanently injuring his chest and knee.
00:51:47.000 Despite his injuries, he was able to assist a police officer in arresting one of the men.
00:51:50.000 There were three of them that robbed him, and they also One of them was only charged with criminal mischief.
00:51:57.000 Mischief!
00:51:58.000 That mischievous rapscallion!
00:52:00.000 Stop throwing people through glass!
00:52:02.000 Stop positively concaving that small jeweled chest!
00:52:07.000 I counted to three, but I'll give you two more, you know.
00:52:12.000 How long do you think they reprise the Dirty Harry series?
00:52:15.000 Because I'm telling you, people in Hollywood, there's a strike right now.
00:52:18.000 I guarantee there are people in Hollywood right now at the top of the food chain who are writing, who are seeing an opening.
00:52:25.000 Because I remember watching Dirty Harry and those movies.
00:52:29.000 I remember as a kid people clapping in the movies.
00:52:32.000 They were like, yes, finally!
00:52:32.000 Yes!
00:52:34.000 Were you here the day we did this segment on Dirty Harry?
00:52:36.000 No.
00:52:36.000 We did a whole segment on Dirty Harry and on Death Wish and the reason for them and the result of them and how there was a disconnect between people and the media.
00:52:44.000 This is exactly, this is the environment right now.
00:52:46.000 Money!
00:52:47.000 Somebody's gonna make some money.
00:52:48.000 Really quickly, let's go to CNN.
00:52:49.000 So in the Proud Boys case, four of the Proud Boys have been convicted of seditious conspiracy.
00:52:54.000 I think there were six that were on trial and four have been convicted.
00:52:57.000 Those are the first ones, I believe.
00:53:00.000 Seditious conspiracy.
00:53:01.000 Seditious.
00:53:02.000 Can someone give me the definition of seditious conspiracy?
00:53:05.000 I believe conspiring to overthrow the government.
00:53:07.000 Okay.
00:53:08.000 Such a big word.
00:53:09.000 Okay.
00:53:09.000 You're being seditious.
00:53:10.000 I think that's sedition.
00:53:12.000 You're guilty, not of criminal mischief, but being seditious.
00:53:14.000 Well, I know what sedition is.
00:53:15.000 I'm wondering if there's a difference between sedition, actual sedition, and seditious conspiracy.
00:53:19.000 Well, you're conspiring to do sedition.
00:53:22.000 Yes.
00:53:23.000 You're conspiring to do seditious things.
00:53:24.000 I don't know!
00:53:25.000 Seditious conspiracy is a crime in various jurisdictions of conspiring against authority or legitimacy of the state.
00:53:32.000 Okay, so overthrowing the government.
00:53:34.000 Oh, okay, so hold on a second.
00:53:35.000 Being naughty.
00:53:36.000 Read it again, Hootie.
00:53:40.000 So, yeah, Seditious Conspiracy is a crime in various jurisdictions of conspiring against the authority or legitimacy of the state.
00:53:47.000 Conspiring against the authority or legitimacy.
00:53:49.000 Alright, right now, charge me with Seditious Conspiracy of AOC.
00:53:55.000 I question the broad's legitimacy. 1.00
00:53:57.000 When she says this guy's a murderer, Seditious Conspiracy, illegitimate!
00:54:03.000 Illegitimate! 0.83
00:54:05.000 How about that?
00:54:07.000 That's how broad that definition is.
00:54:08.000 Think about that.
00:54:09.000 Why do you mistrust your institutions?
00:54:11.000 Think about how broad that is.
00:54:12.000 People will act like it's guy folks for crying out loud.
00:54:17.000 It just means that you are trying to question the legitimacy or hamper the integrity, the perceived legitimacy. 0.77
00:54:24.000 AOC is a liar and an illegitimate representative because she doesn't respect the laws of her constituents she claims to represent. 1.00
00:54:32.000 How about that? 0.99
00:54:33.000 There.
00:54:33.000 Illegitimate.
00:54:34.000 Seditious conspiracy.
00:54:36.000 Everyone else?
00:54:36.000 Everyone else?
00:54:37.000 Hey, want to sign your name on that guest list?
00:54:41.000 I agree.
00:54:41.000 Yes.
00:54:42.000 All right, good.
00:54:43.000 Confirmed.
00:54:43.000 We're all seditious conspiracy theorists, by the way.
00:54:47.000 I suffer from peer pressure, so I don't know.
00:54:50.000 Before the show, I got him smoking.
00:54:53.000 Well, I mean, because he said I'd be cool.
00:54:55.000 I can be in the gang, right guys?
00:54:57.000 That's the thing they never tell kids.
00:55:01.000 They never tell kids that smoking makes you look awesome.
00:55:05.000 Yeah, it does.
00:55:06.000 Smell terrible and die early, but you look awesome.
00:55:09.000 Hey, James Dean, Marlon Brando, Elvis, and Sean Penn can't all be wrong.
00:55:13.000 Yes, they can.
00:55:16.000 Did I miss anything?
00:55:17.000 You didn't miss anything!
00:55:18.000 Alright.
00:55:18.000 Hopefully this stops.
00:55:20.000 Hopefully there's more law and order.
00:55:22.000 But hey, it's New York.
00:55:22.000 What the hell are you doing here?
00:55:24.000 It's the old American story.
00:55:25.000 Get out of the cities.
00:55:26.000 Push too far.
00:55:27.000 The liberals take over.
00:55:28.000 Then the conservatives come back.
00:55:30.000 It's the American tale. 0.96
00:55:31.000 Feifel jerks off on the subway. 0.99
00:55:36.000 Why am I horny all of a sudden? 0.99
00:55:37.000 Oh, it's that mustache again. 0.63
00:55:38.000 It is, yes, I know.
00:55:40.000 By the way, that's something that, just so you know, in a good year in New York, in a good year in New York, someone's spanking it on you on the subway.
00:55:46.000 Well, I was about to say, they're like, I wish for the good old days.
00:55:49.000 Yes, exactly.
00:55:50.000 Like, that's best case scenario.
00:55:51.000 I swear I saw that on a subway.
00:55:53.000 I swear to God, in this rugged construction work.
00:55:56.000 You say it like you saw it once.
00:55:58.000 I mean, I lived in New York, like, all the time.
00:56:01.000 Why would you choose a crowded subway?
00:56:03.000 Is that how they... He just started... No one has cars in New York!
00:56:06.000 No, no, I'm not saying that.
00:56:07.000 I'm saying you could walk.
00:56:08.000 I'm saying, why would you choose that place to, you know, take care of business?
00:56:11.000 Hold on a second.
00:56:11.000 Brian, hold.
00:56:12.000 Hold, hold, hold.
00:56:13.000 This is important.
00:56:14.000 Not travel.
00:56:14.000 No, Brian, Brian, Brian.
00:56:16.000 I need everyone in this room to shut up for a very specific reason.
00:56:18.000 This is an important learning experience for Gerald.
00:56:20.000 Okay.
00:56:22.000 Repeat the question that you just asked.
00:56:25.000 Why would you take care of business on the subway? 0.70
00:56:28.000 No, you said why would someone who is, we've accepted the premise, serial masturbate on the subway. 0.94
00:56:33.000 Yeah.
00:56:34.000 Gerald asked, why would you pick a crowded car?
00:56:37.000 Okay, here's why.
00:56:38.000 We have to start with his mother.
00:56:43.000 You realize as soon as the words left your mouth.
00:56:45.000 There's no why.
00:56:46.000 Right?
00:56:46.000 Because there are a lot of people on the subway and that's the point.
00:56:48.000 No, no.
00:56:48.000 It is the why.
00:56:50.000 Yes.
00:56:50.000 It is the why.
00:56:51.000 He picks the crowd.
00:56:52.000 Yes.
00:56:52.000 No, I understand.
00:56:53.000 I'm just... Yes.
00:56:54.000 A flasher doesn't do it into a cornfield, Gerald.
00:56:57.000 Yeah. 0.96
00:56:59.000 I mean, you do because you're a prude. 0.58
00:57:01.000 He's too pure of heart, Gerald.
00:57:02.000 I know.
00:57:02.000 He's too pure of heart.
00:57:03.000 Get that Christian out of your heart, bro. 1.00
00:57:05.000 So you're saying he likes the attention.
00:57:07.000 Yes.
00:57:07.000 That's almost what, yes, that's my presupposition.
00:57:10.000 That somebody who services themselves in a crowded area does so because they like it and they're perverted.
00:57:17.000 Do they bring their own potted plant?
00:57:19.000 Here's the thing, what do you think?
00:57:20.000 Does he just think, like, he's like, why would they do it in a crowded subway?
00:57:22.000 Do you think it was just a guy who couldn't hold it?
00:57:25.000 He's like, I hope no one's in the corner.
00:57:27.000 I had to go, you gotta go, you gotta go.
00:57:29.000 Exactly.
00:57:30.000 The guy, there was a construction worker who goes, he just looks at me and goes, He goes, you hit anybody with that and this is going to be your last day on earth.
00:57:40.000 And the guy didn't know what it meant and he kind of went and put it back in.
00:57:43.000 And then I, you know, I said everybody's entitled to their own expression.
00:57:47.000 I had to have all my jackets reupholstered.
00:57:50.000 Yeah.
00:57:51.000 That's just weird.
00:57:52.000 It's very, very common.
00:57:53.000 It is a little weird, Gerald.
00:57:55.000 I will agree with you on that.
00:57:56.000 Thank you, Brian.
00:57:56.000 I appreciate that.
00:57:57.000 That's just weird.
00:57:58.000 It's a little weird.
00:57:58.000 It's odd to me.
00:57:59.000 Not to mention criminal.
00:58:00.000 Yeah.
00:58:01.000 It's criminal.
00:58:02.000 I mean, riding the subway naked, okay.
00:58:04.000 I don't like it, but fine.
00:58:05.000 Well, that's San Francisco.
00:58:07.000 That's legal.
00:58:07.000 Yeah.
00:58:07.000 As long as you're not hard.
00:58:09.000 Here's the thing.
00:58:09.000 You can use the subway.
00:58:11.000 Just telling you what the rules are.
00:58:12.000 There have been so many turn-style accidents with that.
00:58:14.000 I mean, those bars.
00:58:16.000 Again.
00:58:16.000 Keep it soft.
00:58:17.000 You can use the subway for good.
00:58:21.000 The Metro in Montreal, there's a guy who actually had three flutes.
00:58:23.000 One in each nostril and one in his mouth.
00:58:24.000 He did the entire Star Wars theme song.
00:58:26.000 Which is relevant because it's May the 4th.
00:58:28.000 May the 4th be with you finding that ever-elusive mate.
00:58:32.000 That is neat.
00:58:34.000 Did you pay him to go away?
00:58:38.000 No, the guy was great!
00:58:39.000 No, he was like the guy cleaned up he would play the I don't know if there's a video this is long before it wouldn't
00:58:43.000 fire With three two nostrils and then one guy would play the 0.99
00:58:49.000 spoons outside of ogle these Everyone would party with the guy who did the star wars 0.98
00:58:52.000 theme song and play the spoons while another guy masturbated. 0.98
00:58:55.000 Is that well? 0.99
00:58:56.000 That was yeah, that's the starting act. Well that and that young man's name was steven crowder
00:59:00.000 He was like the joey bishop of the subway acts It was weird when he tried to time it to the uh song,
00:59:06.000 especially the crescendo He was just happy to be there.
00:59:09.000 Alright.
00:59:10.000 So.
00:59:11.000 Guys, let's get serious.
00:59:12.000 Seriously.
00:59:12.000 Let's get serious.
00:59:13.000 Hopefully this has been cathartic. 0.99
00:59:15.000 New York sucks. 0.99
00:59:18.000 Alright. 1.00
00:59:18.000 Depends on where you go. 1.00
00:59:20.000 So, in Florida though, while we're talking about some wins, and we'll give you more updates if the story unfolds, I don't think that there's going to be anything new, and if there is, the media's not going to cover it.
00:59:28.000 Of course not.
00:59:28.000 They've already destroyed the man's life.
00:59:29.000 Here's the thing.
00:59:30.000 If everything gets corrected, As soon as that Marine, his name comes out, his life will never be the same.
00:59:36.000 Doesn't matter.
00:59:37.000 The lie already traveled.
00:59:38.000 Believe me.
00:59:39.000 We all know.
00:59:40.000 It's happened a billion times in this industry.
00:59:42.000 So he can't speak on college campuses and go to New York and certain AOC's borough.
00:59:50.000 Nowadays I think he's going to be fine.
00:59:51.000 Well he'll be fine, but his life will forever be changed.
00:59:54.000 He can eat dinner at my house.
00:59:55.000 Yeah, well, you don't have a spare room because they're filled with refugees. 1.00
00:59:58.000 That's very true.
01:00:00.000 Also, by the way, you might want to keep that under wraps because I think you're engaged in human trafficking.
01:00:05.000 That's how the law might view it. 0.96
01:00:06.000 I know, I'm just protecting Ukrainian women.
01:00:08.000 How many times do I have to tell you guys that?
01:00:11.000 You've got a big heart, Brian.
01:00:12.000 If you're Ukrainian in your 20s and you're female, I'm your guy!
01:00:15.000 I understand where your heart is.
01:00:16.000 Unfortunately, the law does not look kindly upon protecting women by locking them in.
01:00:20.000 Okay, I didn't, I have to look at the details.
01:00:22.000 Because I know nudity laws in San Francisco, but I haven't looked up that.
01:00:27.000 Ukrainian women, you can't lock almost any women in a room against their will. 1.00
01:00:29.000 Just tag them, you'll be fine.
01:00:31.000 All right, well, daddy has to look into that.
01:00:32.000 I mean, Brian has to look into that.
01:00:33.000 I'm just saying, I want to be careful, because a lot of people watch.
01:00:36.000 All right, so Florida's legislature...
01:00:39.000 They just passed a parental rights and education bill, and now of course that just goes to Governor DeSantis' desk for a signature, which hopefully he'll sign, obviously.
01:00:48.000 I don't know why he'd veto it.
01:00:50.000 It would just be hilarious just to screw with him to make a worse bill.
01:00:55.000 I've been vetoed!
01:00:56.000 Why? 0.90
01:00:57.000 So that they can ban all trans people from the state! 1.00
01:01:00.000 Oh no, a bait-and-switch! 0.84
01:01:04.000 The bill will prohibit... I just wanted to take a shit in a Target! 1.00
01:01:09.000 Oh no! 1.00
01:01:11.000 Now I'm in committee!
01:01:13.000 So the bill... I'm tired, I'm sorry.
01:01:16.000 The bill would prohibit lessons related to gender, sexual orientation until high school.
01:01:20.000 It restricts the use of gender pronouns in classrooms.
01:01:23.000 Teachers must also teach that biological...
01:01:25.000 Gender, once referred to as gender, is unchanging.
01:01:29.000 So of course, Florida, they're furious about this, right?
01:01:32.000 Here's David Andrews, the woke premier of Victoria, Australia.
01:01:36.000 And this is why I usually don't care what other countries say about our country.
01:01:39.000 Right.
01:01:40.000 The premier of Victoria Australia slamming to Santa's.
01:01:55.000 If you want to behave like the worst elements of the Floridian Republican Party, well get to Florida.
01:02:03.000 Head over there, where your hateful views might be worth something.
01:02:07.000 They're worth nothing here.
01:02:08.000 We won't stand for this sort of ugly behaviour.
01:02:11.000 It's appalling.
01:02:12.000 And I again make the point, it's not about free speech.
01:02:15.000 This is hate speech plain and simple.
01:02:17.000 So right away, right?
01:02:18.000 That's always what they use.
01:02:19.000 Invade them!
01:02:20.000 It's not free speech, it's hate speech.
01:02:22.000 It's pure and simple. 0.96
01:02:24.000 If you want that, alright, if you don't, if you want to believe that men are, men, men have things like cocks. 0.99
01:02:31.000 Cocks. 0.98
01:02:31.000 Okay? 0.98
01:02:32.000 You think, I bet you probably think ladies, I bet you probably think ladies have... 1.00
01:02:37.000 Huh?
01:02:38.000 I bet you'd probably think that!
01:02:40.000 Look, if you want to be in a place where kids' parents can force them to keep their cooks, huh?
01:02:46.000 Or a place without every type of venomous spider, snake and shark?
01:02:51.000 You don't know where to find... If you want a place that isn't a penal colony that was founded by rapists and murderers who were sent here as punishment because everything could... Head on over to the Key West!
01:03:01.000 I bet you'd like it there better, wouldn't you?
01:03:02.000 You and your cooks! 0.96
01:03:05.000 That's not a talk.
01:03:06.000 Worst lawyer ever.
01:03:08.000 Worst lawyer ever.
01:03:09.000 People are like, can we do that? 0.99
01:03:14.000 It's like an Australian porn. 0.95
01:03:16.000 I guess we should. 0.98
01:03:17.000 I guess we should.
01:03:18.000 Maybe we could just go to Florida?
01:03:20.000 Yeah.
01:03:21.000 Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?
01:03:23.000 If you just said so.
01:03:23.000 Yes, I would.
01:03:24.000 It's not that easy.
01:03:25.000 Because I know you don't do it, so I've got to keep you here.
01:03:25.000 Why?
01:03:28.000 A man and a woman is not just a feeling.
01:03:31.000 I guess that makes sense.
01:03:32.000 Well so the current bill that he had was K-3 and basically they're just extending it to K-8.
01:03:38.000 So high school is when you can talk about them chopping off the... What?
01:03:41.000 Cooks?
01:03:41.000 Yes, exactly right.
01:03:43.000 Listen, listen. 1.00
01:03:44.000 If you think that a man, what defines a man is cocking balls between his legs. 1.00
01:03:50.000 You're wrong. 1.00
01:03:52.000 Australia's just not the place for you. 1.00
01:03:55.000 Get your sorry ass out of the airbag. 1.00
01:03:57.000 You go find yourself in Key West. 1.00
01:03:59.000 You go find yourself in Fort Lauderdale.
01:04:02.000 Maybe the hellscape that's Miami, right?
01:04:05.000 Not here.
01:04:06.000 This here's Hugh Jackman land.
01:04:09.000 Sexiest man on earth.
01:04:12.000 It's a long flight.
01:04:15.000 Nobody wants to go to England.
01:04:18.000 Tim, that was almost like an Irish. 0.77
01:04:19.000 It's a long flight.
01:04:20.000 It's a long flight.
01:04:23.000 Sorry, here's some spirit airlines.
01:04:26.000 Key?
01:04:28.000 Lose yourself a weave. 0.99
01:04:30.000 No Qantas for you.
01:04:32.000 Look like a WNBA game taking place in the sky.
01:04:36.000 Head on over to, I don't know, maybe, maybe Naples.
01:04:39.000 Oh, I bet you'd like Naples, wouldn't you? 0.96
01:04:41.000 Where everyone there, everyone there has cocks. 1.00
01:04:44.000 And pussies. 1.00
01:04:46.000 Still intact. 0.99
01:04:47.000 Go on over to Naples, or Marco Island.
01:04:52.000 It's like the Monty Python sketch.
01:04:53.000 It really is.
01:04:54.000 Where he's like, who wants to go for a walk around the square?
01:04:57.000 And like, nobody.
01:04:58.000 You're describing heaven to me.
01:05:02.000 You're sending me to heaven?
01:05:03.000 What kind of dad is he like, hey! 0.98
01:05:08.000 Finish your ice cream or you don't get your pornography! 0.96
01:05:11.000 I guess I'll finish my ice cream.
01:05:14.000 Yeah!
01:05:15.000 I want to see you eat every bite!
01:05:17.000 That's right!
01:05:17.000 That's not my dad!
01:05:23.000 Because you know there are people that that legislator in Australia like... Huh?
01:05:27.000 Yeah.
01:05:28.000 Florida?
01:05:28.000 Is he asking us to go to Florida?
01:05:30.000 Alright.
01:05:32.000 Is this a request?
01:05:33.000 I don't know.
01:05:33.000 Water's so blue and safe.
01:05:36.000 And I dig that about you!
01:05:40.000 So here's the thing, they act like Florida's the only place.
01:05:43.000 Alright, let's give you some more examples.
01:05:45.000 South Korea has now refused to even allow the gay pride parade in its main business district.
01:05:50.000 Good!
01:05:51.000 They're taking action against grouping kids.
01:05:53.000 There are other countries too, but they're scrapping the gender ministry. 0.99
01:05:55.000 They're removing the term sexual minorities in middle and high school textbooks.
01:05:59.000 They're further attempting to revise sex education.
01:06:01.000 This is a quote, by the way, you can check the references.
01:06:03.000 So that doesn't mention or cause sexual identity confusion.
01:06:07.000 Hey, I don't know if you know this, Hungary.
01:06:09.000 Hungary and the EU are in court over a law meant to keep LGBTQ issues out of school.
01:06:13.000 You also have that with Poland, just to be clear.
01:06:15.000 Hundreds of cities, villages, there's towns that passed completely LGBT-free resolutions. 0.93
01:06:19.000 I'm not saying that that is what we should do.
01:06:22.000 Of course, you can do whatever you want as an adult.
01:06:24.000 What I'm saying is they want to blame the United States and Florida, For simply saying that you can't sexualize children.
01:06:29.000 That's not to mention at all, you know, that entire section of the world where it starts raining men if you speak with a lisp.
01:06:37.000 Kids are not sexual!
01:06:39.000 Kids are dealing with other things.
01:06:40.000 Life is complicated and hard enough.
01:06:43.000 If you have kids, you know that.
01:06:45.000 They're not thinking about sex.
01:06:47.000 It's just not what happens until you get to a certain age. 1.00
01:06:50.000 Kids are stupid. 1.00
01:06:50.000 Not unless you force them to. 1.00
01:06:52.000 Not unless you force them to.
01:06:54.000 And then they're kind of like, oh, I don't know.
01:06:55.000 Yeah.
01:06:56.000 They're not sure about it.
01:06:57.000 It's like the kid on Magic School Bus.
01:06:58.000 He's like, I knew I should have stayed home today!
01:07:02.000 Yeah.
01:07:04.000 I knew some guys doing it in sixth grade.
01:07:05.000 Just so you know, that was a dark place that you all took it.
01:07:09.000 It was.
01:07:10.000 And then you left me on the line.
01:07:11.000 Terrible.
01:07:11.000 Because I ran out of things to say and I just left dead air and you had to pick up on it.
01:07:18.000 I set a trap for you.
01:07:20.000 You go to Florida, ride yourself on the Magic School Cook.
01:07:24.000 I'm the Sibian.
01:07:25.000 Maybe you can go over there with that big red Bertrand.
01:07:29.000 Bertrand, big red dog.
01:07:31.000 We have normal sized dogs here in Australia.
01:07:34.000 Giant spiders.
01:07:35.000 And they're not red.
01:07:37.000 This is an Irish centre, but it's not really red, it's really more of an amber.
01:07:41.000 Amber.
01:07:41.000 An amber.
01:07:42.000 The point is... I don't know.
01:07:46.000 So De Santis, by the way, this is an example of him making good on one of his promises, which I'm happy to see.
01:07:52.000 We reject woke ideology.
01:08:00.000 We fight the woke in the legislature. 0.96
01:08:02.000 We fight the woke in the schools. 0.61
01:08:04.000 We fight the woke in the corporations.
01:08:07.000 We will never ever surrender to the woke mob.
01:08:10.000 Florida is where woke goes to die. 0.96
01:08:15.000 His wife should be in pants. 1.00
01:08:16.000 There, I said it.
01:08:17.000 Here's the thing.
01:08:18.000 His wife is very pretty.
01:08:20.000 But here's the problem.
01:08:20.000 I find she looks very different from picture to picture.
01:08:23.000 I'm like, that's a pretty woman in that picture. 0.87
01:08:25.000 Oh, that's his wife.
01:08:26.000 She'll look much younger.
01:08:27.000 She'll have a totally different hairstyle. 0.99
01:08:29.000 There's no consistency.
01:08:30.000 I just know there's a pretty lady in the picture. 1.00
01:08:33.000 My problem, my worry is that the right tends to lose... Is that she becomes not pretty?
01:08:37.000 At some point that happens to all of us, Brian.
01:08:38.000 Whatever, not if you eat well and you take the right supplements.
01:08:43.000 BrianCallen.com for protein powders.
01:08:46.000 She looks great, but the right has to be careful not to be too calcified in traditional... we lose control of the story then.
01:08:58.000 Like, the left is still good at creating cool... What are you talking about?
01:09:01.000 It just looks like she's the lady and she's in a dress and she's kind of there and her man's got that tight haircut. 0.97
01:09:06.000 She's a babe! 1.00
01:09:07.000 It's a little stiff and nerdy.
01:09:10.000 You gotta be a little bit more... It was a formal event!
01:09:12.000 He had a suit and tie on!
01:09:13.000 Whatever, dude, he should have an open shirt!
01:09:16.000 Would you like him to come out and dance funk?
01:09:18.000 I want him in a bandana, there I said it!
01:09:19.000 Alright, that's fine.
01:09:21.000 As long as it's the right color.
01:09:22.000 I was gonna say, as long as it's not rainbow. 0.96
01:09:25.000 Can't be red, can't be blue, just stay neutral.
01:09:27.000 And don't wear yellow, because in the wrong bar, that means that you do a lot of weird stuff.
01:09:31.000 With all the talk of gay propaganda in school, we thought it'd be a good time 1.00
01:09:35.000 to talk about the importance of the gay community. We're going to talk about the importance of
01:09:42.000 the gay community.
01:09:49.000 Gay Pride is a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's
01:09:56.000 been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's
01:10:03.000 a movement that's been going on for a long time. It's a movement that's been going on
01:10:10.000 for a long time.
01:10:17.000 It's a movement that's been going on for a long time.
01:10:45.000 Top.
01:10:45.000 You don't know anything about ornithology or sex.
01:10:48.000 Hey, you don't know anything.
01:10:49.000 I had a very good year.
01:10:50.000 I had a good year.
01:10:51.000 Number five.
01:10:52.000 That's the bird term.
01:10:53.000 Hashtag birdwatchers.
01:10:54.000 Hashtag no black birdwatchers.
01:10:57.000 Sorry. 0.95
01:10:57.000 Well, there are no black birdwatchers is what I'm saying. 0.95
01:11:00.000 When you think birdwatcher, you think white person. 0.64
01:11:02.000 Seven plus one. 0.88
01:11:03.000 Ban LGBT grooming books. 0.99
01:11:05.000 Number five.
01:11:06.000 Of mice up men. 0.57
01:11:08.000 That's one that seems...
01:11:10.000 Okay.
01:11:10.000 I think- I don't know why- It's a gerbil, first of all.
01:11:13.000 Yeah.
01:11:13.000 I know.
01:11:13.000 I know, but- You gotta tape its mouth.
01:11:14.000 That's the problem, is the book is inaccurate.
01:11:16.000 Yeah.
01:11:16.000 It's true.
01:11:17.000 It's not a fair- This is- Well, you do, because you don't want the gerbil to tell tall tales.
01:11:21.000 Richard Gere came out against it.
01:11:22.000 Yeah, she did the audio.
01:11:23.000 Although, a mouse's tail is easy to pull back out.
01:11:26.000 That's what we've- That's what they tell you at the local library. 1.00
01:11:29.000 You're so disgusting. 0.99
01:11:31.000 What did I say? 1.00
01:11:32.000 You know.
01:11:33.000 I'm just saying.
01:11:33.000 You don't have to take my word for it.
01:11:35.000 Bleeding rainbow.
01:11:37.000 Hey! 0.99
01:11:39.000 We don't have Levi Burton around here.
01:11:41.000 Yeah.
01:11:43.000 Number...
01:11:45.000 ...
01:11:55.000 Alright, number four, Gerald. 1.00
01:11:58.000 Mauby's dick. 1.00
01:11:58.000 There you go. I don't... 1.00
01:12:00.000 laughter laughter
01:12:04.000 No, not the singer.
01:12:06.000 These are the band grooming books, Brian.
01:12:09.000 Is Don Quiroti on there?
01:12:11.000 Brian, you had your chance to contribute the writing and you slept in.
01:12:15.000 I asked a question.
01:12:17.000 Asked a question.
01:12:18.000 And his sidekick in there, is it Dirty Sanchez Ponza?
01:12:23.000 It's a literary joke.
01:12:24.000 That's very good.
01:12:26.000 That's only for the educated, everyone.
01:12:28.000 Unfortunately, most people didn't get that because they don't read.
01:12:31.000 We're never going to finish.
01:12:32.000 Absolutely.
01:12:34.000 Listen, we are talking about classics and literature.
01:12:36.000 That man, Don Quixote, was tilting cocks at windmills.
01:12:41.000 It's almost what he was known for. 1.00
01:12:42.000 He said, no, stop tilting your cock at windmills. 1.00
01:12:47.000 Tilting your cock at windmills. 1.00
01:12:49.000 It's a sword. 0.99
01:12:50.000 It's fun for three people.
01:12:51.000 Now, number three.
01:12:55.000 A farewell to Cox.
01:12:56.000 You guys over here.
01:12:56.000 That's the most used word of the show today.
01:12:58.000 I apologize.
01:12:59.000 I'm glad I gave a warning.
01:12:59.000 It's a good word, though.
01:13:00.000 Number two.
01:13:01.000 Banned LGBTQ grooming books in Florida. 0.99
01:13:05.000 What is it, Brian?
01:13:06.000 The Zen of Autoerotic Asphyxiation.
01:13:09.000 And that's an instruction manual.
01:13:10.000 The problem is it's in Swedish, so I never figured out how to do it.
01:13:13.000 No.
01:13:15.000 Uh, 7 plus 1.
01:13:17.000 How not to be found in a room.
01:13:18.000 I was trying to think of something funny to add to that, but I couldn't.
01:13:22.000 Alright.
01:13:22.000 Number one, the pitcher and catcher in the rye.
01:13:25.000 Which is sad.
01:13:26.000 It's sad because it's almost like they subverted something.
01:13:30.000 And of the 7 plus 1 band grooming books, what is it?
01:13:32.000 The plus 1, Gerald?
01:13:33.000 Brave New World.
01:13:34.000 That doesn't make sense.
01:13:35.000 It's week 7 plus 1, I guess.
01:13:37.000 Was Uncle... Y'all forgot 5th Avenue's a chain store!
01:13:45.000 I'm sorry, Brian.
01:13:46.000 We rudely cut you off.
01:13:47.000 No, it's fine.
01:13:48.000 I just asked if Uncle Tom's grabbin' was on there.
01:13:53.000 You slept in, Brian!
01:13:54.000 I think it's funny.
01:13:57.000 Dear diary, they don't get me.
01:14:00.000 It's got a paywall?
01:14:02.000 Someone help me!
01:14:08.000 This is what happens when it's a stressful day and it's a stressful show and you have to deal with a topic that everyone is discussing and it's dishonest and you see someone's life being destroyed.
01:14:15.000 Look, sometimes we have to deal with these people behind the scenes.
01:14:17.000 I mean, we have conversations with these people whose lives have been absolutely shattered and destroyed and it breaks your heart and we don't need to do that right now.
01:14:27.000 We can get off This train, especially if there's a homeless man servicing himself on it.
01:14:32.000 Brian Callan is going to be, where are you going to be this weekend?
01:14:35.000 Port Charlotte, everybody.
01:14:36.000 Just, I guess, an hour outside of Fort Myers.
01:14:39.000 That's in, yeah, Port Charlotte, Florida.
01:14:41.000 Yeah, let's make the plug longer than it needs to be. 1.00
01:14:43.000 Sorry, at the Visani Theater, May 5th at 6.
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