Louder with Crowder - October 23, 2024


OCTOBER CONSPIRACY: Explaining the Media's Coordinated Hail Mary To End Trump


Episode Stats

Length

53 minutes

Words per Minute

168.99937

Word Count

9,064

Sentence Count

981

Misogynist Sentences

24

Hate Speech Sentences

31


Summary

Eminem is a political savant. Donald Trump is accused of saying something about a Mexican. Elon Musk is under fire. And the human genome has been mapped. Plus, we take a trip down memory lane to when Nicki Minolo was a kid.


Transcript

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00:01:47.000 Glad to be with you.
00:01:50.000 Okay, the headphones are set to Gerald Devil.
00:01:53.000 Didn't touch them.
00:01:54.000 They're set to Disappointment Host.
00:01:57.000 He did a very good job.
00:02:01.000 You know who texted me?
00:02:02.000 Who?
00:02:03.000 Gay Williams.
00:02:04.000 He's like, Gerald did a really good job.
00:02:05.000 He looks better in your lighting.
00:02:08.000 I'm not sure if I... I like it, because he texts me too, and he's like, want to help filling out your grinder?
00:02:13.000 I was like, no!
00:02:14.000 No, I really don't.
00:02:15.000 Thanks.
00:02:16.000 Completely unprompted.
00:02:18.000 So, hey, I'm glad to be back with you, and there's so many people in this office sick right now.
00:02:23.000 Comment below.
00:02:23.000 Is that going around where you are?
00:02:25.000 I didn't get the stomach bug or any of the other stuff, but I had that headache.
00:02:30.000 And the body aches, plus we have some work to do, so it's like, something's gotta go!
00:02:34.000 But, glad to be with you.
00:02:35.000 Thank you for holding on the fort, Gerald.
00:02:36.000 Today, we're gonna talk about Eminem.
00:02:38.000 No longer someone who is primarily noted for singing about killing his mother, abuse of women, and murder, rape in general.
00:02:46.000 He's now a political savant, endorsing Harris.
00:02:50.000 You hear that?
00:02:52.000 That's the sound of cancel culture.
00:02:53.000 It's not stopping here.
00:02:54.000 And...
00:02:56.000 You know, Donald Trump is now being accused of saying something-something effing Mexican.
00:02:59.000 Whatever.
00:03:00.000 Something-something, I'm like Hitler.
00:03:01.000 I wish I had generals like Hitler.
00:03:04.000 We're going to talk about this.
00:03:05.000 If this is the October surprise, I'm over the moon.
00:03:11.000 Because it's not going to work.
00:03:12.000 And it's another story that if you read the headlines, you would think it actually happened.
00:03:15.000 Oh, it turns out it's some guy who's a disgruntled former potential contact employee, who, by the way, is also the root source of a lot of these quips, a lot of these quotes that we've heard in the past.
00:03:25.000 We're going to go through all of them.
00:03:27.000 Which one sticks out to you?
00:03:28.000 Losers and suckers?
00:03:29.000 Russian prostitutes urinating on furniture?
00:03:32.000 The N-word tapes at Celebrity Apprentice?
00:03:34.000 All of the stories, the biggest scandals that revolve around Donald Trump?
00:03:38.000 Are simply based on someone who says they heard it at some point and immediately refuted.
00:03:43.000 Also, I don't know if you know this, Elon Musk, some powerful people want to kill his Twitter, so we'll talk about that.
00:03:48.000 I think it's foreign influence.
00:03:50.000 That's the problem in that one.
00:03:53.000 Okay.
00:03:55.000 Nailed it.
00:03:55.000 Your prediction.
00:03:57.000 Think this is the October surprise?
00:03:59.000 Dear Lord, I hope so.
00:04:01.000 If this is the October surprise, Donald Trump said something about a Mexican, which the Mexican's sister immediately said is untrue, and the person who was there, Mark Kelly, was like, that's not true at all.
00:04:11.000 Mark Kelly.
00:04:12.000 Kelly's everywhere today.
00:04:13.000 Oh, there's so many Kellys.
00:04:14.000 My favorites are...
00:04:16.000 Captain Morgan CEO, how are you, sir?
00:04:18.000 I am doing well.
00:04:19.000 I mean, disappointed...
00:04:21.000 Disappointment host, I guess?
00:04:22.000 No, no, no.
00:04:23.000 I'm just, you know...
00:04:23.000 Middling.
00:04:25.000 That's better than disappointing.
00:04:26.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:26.000 Passable.
00:04:27.000 You've got to start somewhere.
00:04:30.000 Are you feeling better?
00:04:31.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:04:32.000 I don't get headaches.
00:04:34.000 I told people on Monday that you were mapping the human genome, and then I was told that it's already been mapped, and I was like, well, but not by Steven.
00:04:39.000 No.
00:04:40.000 I mean, you could lock me in a tower and ask me to map the human genome.
00:04:44.000 You'd find me 50 years from now with lines on the wall like Count of Monte Cristo.
00:04:47.000 I'd be dead.
00:04:48.000 That's true, but then you also bought Ocean Gate, and you were revamping the sub program to go dive on the Titanic on Tuesday, so...
00:04:53.000 I don't know what that means, but sure.
00:04:55.000 And when you hear this, you know him, you love him.
00:04:57.000 You can watch him, of course, every weekday here, 5 p.m.
00:05:00.000 and Saturday, November 9th at the Bridgeview Theater in Ottumwa, Iowa.
00:05:05.000 Go see him.
00:05:06.000 You can see all of his dates at nickdipp.com.
00:05:07.000 Funniest man alive, Nick DiPaolo.
00:05:09.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:09.000 I had no idea what you guys were talking about.
00:05:11.000 Me neither.
00:05:12.000 Not a goddamn...
00:05:13.000 I have no idea.
00:05:15.000 Not even a little bit.
00:05:16.000 Not even...
00:05:17.000 October Surprise is not this.
00:05:19.000 It's going to be...
00:05:20.000 They're going to try a bow and arrow instead of a gun on track.
00:05:24.000 And it would be great if Donald Trump were to come out to his next rally with the novelty bow and arrow.
00:05:29.000 Look at him!
00:05:31.000 I'm back!
00:05:32.000 Do I have something in my hair?
00:05:37.000 I could see him doing that.
00:05:39.000 He would.
00:05:39.000 I've been practicing that in the shower.
00:05:41.000 I can't get him down.
00:05:43.000 I know.
00:05:43.000 Don't practice it in the shower.
00:05:44.000 It'll turn you on.
00:05:46.000 Speak for yourself.
00:05:47.000 And by that, I mean, it turned me on with my Nick's shower.
00:05:50.000 I'm more of a Maxine Waters guy.
00:05:51.000 Oh, come on.
00:05:55.000 Whatever does.
00:05:55.000 She always looks like she's in the shower.
00:05:57.000 She always looks like she just came in from the rain.
00:05:58.000 She looks like a wet James Brown.
00:06:06.000 Oh, my wife just sent in a mode.
00:06:07.000 You're winking at me.
00:06:08.000 How gross is that?
00:06:11.000 All right.
00:06:12.000 So here's the first story we're going to talk about.
00:06:16.000 And by the way, one of the best ever, Eminem.
00:06:18.000 You guys have to give him that credit as far as hip-hop.
00:06:22.000 But, you know, let's refer to him by his slave name, Marshall Mathers.
00:06:30.000 I'm sure he blew P. Diddy.
00:06:31.000 We'll find that out.
00:06:32.000 That's how he got his first contract.
00:06:33.000 There's quite a lot of overlap between people at P. Diddy's parties, Epstein's Island, and campaigning for Kamala Harris.
00:06:39.000 Have you noticed?
00:06:40.000 Yes!
00:06:41.000 Venn diagram.
00:06:42.000 Yeah, Venn diagram.
00:06:43.000 Exactly right.
00:06:44.000 I bet you someone has because it's the internet.
00:06:47.000 So he lost any of the street cred that he had left as someone who lived...
00:06:53.000 Off of 8 Mile, actually.
00:06:54.000 Not really in the inner city of Detroit.
00:06:56.000 But I digress.
00:06:57.000 when he endorsed Kamala Harris.
00:07:24.000 Sorry, sorry, I meant he's here endorsing the era of the woman.
00:07:28.000 As most of you know, the city of Detroit and the whole state of Michigan mean a lot to me.
00:07:36.000 Looks like a golfer.
00:07:38.000 Going into this election, the spotlight is on us more than ever, and I think it's important to use your voice, so I'm encouraging everybody to get out and vote, please.
00:07:47.000 I also think...
00:07:50.000 That people shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions.
00:07:52.000 And I don't think anyone wants in America where people are worried about retribution or what people will do if you make your opinion known.
00:08:00.000 What?
00:08:00.000 I'd also like to thank Just For Men and the Appalachian of Warren Boulevard.
00:08:06.000 Support the future for this country where these freedoms and many others will be protected and upheld.
00:08:10.000 And the color khaki.
00:08:11.000 Yeah, really.
00:08:12.000 Yeah.
00:08:13.000 And here to tell you much more about that, President Barack Obama.
00:08:19.000 Obama, I'm a sweater already.
00:08:21.000 Mom's spaghetti.
00:08:22.000 Oh, God, help my sister's ass.
00:08:29.000 He's turning the black up to ten.
00:08:35.000 What's this, a cool-off?
00:08:36.000 Love me some of them.
00:08:38.000 Do you?
00:08:40.000 Yeah, you sound like it.
00:08:41.000 No, no, I love them.
00:08:43.000 With peanuts.
00:08:45.000 The mini ones that Hunter put on his penis.
00:08:48.000 They got some new ones now.
00:08:49.000 They put the pretzel inside.
00:08:54.000 Still got chocolate.
00:08:59.000 You could be in Vegas.
00:09:01.000 I know you're rich, but you could be a trillionaire.
00:09:05.000 These are people nobody does.
00:09:06.000 Why would you sentence them to Vegas?
00:09:10.000 That's called where oppressionists go.
00:09:13.000 You know, residency, you get a role, you live...
00:09:17.000 That's right.
00:09:18.000 Carrot Top.
00:09:19.000 You know what, though?
00:09:19.000 I gotta give credit to Barack Obama.
00:09:21.000 He...
00:09:21.000 I don't think he was ever the guy who, like, complained that Eminem was appropriating rap.
00:09:26.000 Like, the media used him as that.
00:09:27.000 And, of course, he divided the country, but he's a different cat than someone like Kamala Harris because she's really not black.
00:09:35.000 And, by the way...
00:09:36.000 No, go ahead.
00:09:37.000 No, you're right.
00:09:38.000 Absolutely.
00:09:39.000 I mean, she's...
00:09:39.000 She's Italian and Jamaican.
00:09:41.000 Yes, yes.
00:09:42.000 She's Irish.
00:09:43.000 She's a slaveholder.
00:09:44.000 He's a lapper.
00:09:45.000 Go ahead.
00:09:46.000 I don't know what that means.
00:09:47.000 I don't know what anything means today.
00:09:49.000 It just sounded dirty.
00:09:50.000 I don't know what anything means today.
00:09:52.000 I'm incredibly confused.
00:09:53.000 It wasn't dirty.
00:09:53.000 We do need the Mug Club Army out there on Election Day.
00:09:57.000 And by the way, Army is figurative, right?
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00:10:35.000 Let's go to guns.
00:10:41.000 So...
00:10:41.000 Open with something light.
00:10:43.000 Yes.
00:10:43.000 This is funny.
00:10:45.000 So the Missouri Democratic, I believe, Senate candidate is Lucas Coons?
00:10:52.000 Coons, yes.
00:10:53.000 Lucas Coons.
00:10:54.000 Watch your mouth.
00:10:55.000 It's his last name.
00:10:57.000 What?
00:10:58.000 Well, you know what?
00:10:59.000 That's not an accident.
00:11:00.000 You know who else's last name was Coons?
00:11:02.000 And I'm not kidding.
00:11:02.000 Remember the office of the pullover of Rodney King?
00:11:06.000 Yeah?
00:11:06.000 No way.
00:11:08.000 Absolutely.
00:11:08.000 Bill Hicks mentioned it in a bit, remember?
00:11:10.000 Yep.
00:11:11.000 And you know what?
00:11:11.000 Even worse, Reginald Denny's last name was Spook.
00:11:14.000 Oh, come on.
00:11:17.000 It's not his fault.
00:11:18.000 Sins of the father.
00:11:19.000 Reginald Kramer.
00:11:23.000 So, Lucas Coons accidentally shot a reporter at a campaign event.
00:11:29.000 Oh, look!
00:11:29.000 Adam Kinzinger's there.
00:11:30.000 Tonight, a TV reporter in Kansas City is recovering from a minor injury.
00:11:35.000 How about this guy?
00:11:35.000 He also did the auto eye correction.
00:11:37.000 Yes!
00:11:38.000 But put it in video.
00:11:39.000 Robert Townsend is following this developing story from our newsroom.
00:11:43.000 Fill us in, Robert.
00:11:44.000 Hey Brent, I can tell you this.
00:11:45.000 Tonight, Missouri Democratic candidate for U.S. Senate, Lucas Coons, is making news headlines and blowing up on social media.
00:11:52.000 Now we're hearing Coops was at a shooting range at a private residence for a campaign event in Holt, Missouri.
00:11:58.000 Someone's backyard.
00:11:59.000 That's just north of Kansas City when he fired a rifle.
00:12:01.000 Investigators say a bullet or another type of metal.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, that happens when you shoot at plates from four feet away.
00:12:15.000 Cutting off the circulation of his arm.
00:12:17.000 Look at that.
00:12:19.000 You know what?
00:12:20.000 At this point...
00:12:22.000 With the endorsement?
00:12:23.000 I guess they're really adopting the Cheney way of life.
00:12:25.000 It seems that it makes sense.
00:12:26.000 They're all in.
00:12:28.000 I thought that was Alec Baldwin's trailer for his next movie.
00:12:33.000 The reporter, by the way, Ryan Gamboa, I believe, he was hit by a fragment.
00:12:40.000 They were shooting a metal target 10 yards away.
00:12:43.000 Let's look at this picture.
00:12:44.000 Let's look at this picture.
00:12:45.000 See if you can see what's wrong with this picture.
00:12:48.000 I'd say the baby stroller right near the targets.
00:12:54.000 First off, not that this is a big thing, but Adam, you don't need to lean back.
00:12:58.000 Don't be afraid of the recoil.
00:12:59.000 You can lean forward, right?
00:13:01.000 And it's 10 yards away.
00:13:03.000 That's not particularly safe for metal targets.
00:13:05.000 Also, at 10 yards away, generally, generally, you don't need a scope.
00:13:10.000 I know, he's got a red dot on a thing, a foot in front of his face.
00:13:14.000 Look where his eyewear, or his eye protection is located.
00:13:17.000 On top of his head.
00:13:18.000 Perfect.
00:13:19.000 Yeah, that looks cool.
00:13:20.000 He has to protect the dew.
00:13:22.000 Yes.
00:13:22.000 So if the bullet fragment hits the top of his head, he's safe.
00:13:26.000 Yes.
00:13:27.000 Missed potential.
00:13:28.000 He's so stupid.
00:13:29.000 And he's running against, this is just a funny story, Josh Hawley, who we know, and he tweeted out, I condemn all acts of violence against reporters and call on Koontz to never shoot another one.
00:13:39.000 That's And here's the thing.
00:13:44.000 Accidents happen.
00:13:46.000 Okay.
00:13:46.000 I understand that.
00:13:47.000 Accidents happen.
00:13:47.000 Even when the Alec Baldwin thing happened, it doesn't mean that he's a murderer.
00:13:51.000 I'm sure it's a tough go for the guy.
00:13:53.000 We don't have the full story.
00:13:54.000 But here, look.
00:13:56.000 We have had, I just, I need to tell you this, we have had at least a dozen shoots where we have been around firearms, shooting at a range, or by the way, and having many people on set who have never shot a firearm and introduced them, and we've also had, many of said shoots involve Tannerite, Plates, armor plates, steel targets, all of the above.
00:14:20.000 And we also have many guns around this office at all times every single day.
00:14:25.000 It's basically an armory with cameras.
00:14:27.000 Yeah, so don't they can move out there.
00:14:29.000 And never once have we had anything even close to resembling an accident.
00:14:34.000 Here you go.
00:14:35.000 It's easy to follow the simple rules.
00:14:37.000 They didn't.
00:14:38.000 All right, we're about to test out the new Spartan armor plate, the Hercules Level 4.
00:14:43.000 So you kept the Tannerite off of the table.
00:15:02.000 Generally speaking.
00:15:03.000 We avoid explosives at point blank.
00:15:07.000 Yeah, we blew up the YouTube sign.
00:15:08.000 We did.
00:15:10.000 Shrapnel was everywhere.
00:15:11.000 We did.
00:15:11.000 We got an email from YouTube about that.
00:15:14.000 What the hell did you shoot at that?
00:15:16.000 You know when you get like a million subscribers, they give you a gold plaque?
00:15:19.000 We blew it up.
00:15:20.000 Do I know that?
00:15:21.000 No.
00:15:21.000 I'm at the styrofoam level.
00:15:23.000 Sorry.
00:15:27.000 My last CD went styrofoam.
00:15:28.000 Listen.
00:15:31.000 Millions?
00:15:31.000 What are you guys, fucking high?
00:15:33.000 I feel like I'm talking to my parents when I'm doing my show.
00:15:36.000 Mine went double red cup.
00:15:38.000 Double solo.
00:15:41.000 So here's the thing.
00:15:42.000 It's a funny story.
00:15:43.000 But then the left will use these examples and say, see?
00:15:47.000 It's never fully safe.
00:15:48.000 You're more likely to be the victim of gun violence or an accident if you have a...
00:15:52.000 Well, yeah, if you're Adam Kinzinger and it's in your household, of course.
00:15:56.000 If you're Coons, of course you're more likely to be hurt if there's a gun in your general vicinity.
00:16:01.000 You're an idiot!
00:16:02.000 You didn't follow the basic rules of firearm safety.
00:16:06.000 And the crazy thing is, you not only didn't follow the basic rules of firearm safety...
00:16:10.000 You added new complications that aren't even covered in basic firearm safety because you have no business being around Tannerite and metal targets!
00:16:19.000 But this is not new.
00:16:21.000 Tim Walls, Sheila Jackson, we have a bunch of people.
00:16:23.000 The left has a long and destroyed history of mishandling guns as they push for gun control.
00:16:28.000 Tim Walls.
00:16:29.000 Wait, right, how do you get a laugh?
00:16:32.000 Governor, what kind of gun is it?
00:16:33.000 This is a Beretta A400. I bought it when I was shooting a lot of trash.
00:16:39.000 What kind of suede chaps?
00:16:41.000 I look like a crossing guard at a gay school.
00:16:48.000 That village person didn't make it past the cutting room floor.
00:16:53.000 I'm a crossing card!
00:16:55.000 That would have been a good one.
00:16:57.000 Oh my goodness.
00:16:58.000 In the elementary!
00:17:00.000 Yeah, we're going to pass on this one.
00:17:06.000 Sheila Jackson Lee, now deceased, that's not the story.
00:17:09.000 Oh yeah, I forgot.
00:17:10.000 That was great.
00:17:11.000 Famously described holding a six and a half pound AR-15.
00:17:15.000 I've held an AR-15 in my hand.
00:17:17.000 I wish I had it.
00:17:18.000 It is as heavy as 10 boxes that you might be moving.
00:17:23.000 Empty boxes?
00:17:24.000 A crack?
00:17:26.000 These kinds of bullets need to be licensed and do not need to be on the street.
00:17:31.000 Yeah, so I have an old lever-action Marlin, and it's heavier than my AR-15.
00:17:38.000 I don't know, it's actually, it's originally, you know, Arma Light was a company, and it's actually relatively light and maneuverable is kind of one of its upsides.
00:17:47.000 It's as heavy as 10 moving boxes!
00:17:50.000 I know!
00:17:52.000 She doesn't say what, oh, she's, anyways, you know those people, go ahead.
00:17:57.000 It's Wait, hold on a second.
00:17:58.000 Is it heavy?
00:18:00.000 That means it's expensive.
00:18:00.000 Put it back.
00:18:02.000 What about the.50 caliber remark?
00:18:07.000 I'm like, wait, what?
00:18:11.000 Look, Is it funny?
00:18:13.000 But the problem is these people are pushing for policy.
00:18:17.000 It's these people saying, like, no one needs an AR-15.
00:18:19.000 Well, sure, you don't know what it is.
00:18:22.000 You have no idea what it is.
00:18:23.000 I could literally list for you at least ten reasons that we need three at minimum AR-15s in this office at any given moment.
00:18:32.000 But you're not going to understand this answer!
00:18:34.000 And the person who makes the coffee is one of them.
00:18:37.000 Yes!
00:18:37.000 Come on, folks.
00:18:44.000 Also, the person who keeps using my office bathroom and setting the bidet on high.
00:18:48.000 Ha ha ha ha ha Set it on surprise.
00:18:53.000 Set it on puree.
00:18:56.000 Power wash.
00:18:57.000 I couldn't even use that bathroom.
00:18:59.000 Set it on liquefy lower intestines.
00:19:00.000 You won't be needing this.
00:19:02.000 You need a pilot's license to run that toilet.
00:19:05.000 They put it in the bathroom like, hey, it was cheaper than a porcelain toilet.
00:19:09.000 I was like, all right, okay.
00:19:12.000 Jesus Christ, it's got a clutch.
00:19:14.000 It's got a...
00:19:16.000 Windshield wipers, some type of AMFM series.
00:19:20.000 Undercarriage protection.
00:19:21.000 Free enema.
00:19:22.000 Yes.
00:19:23.000 I stared at it for like 20 minutes.
00:19:25.000 I go, I'm going to shit in the corner.
00:19:28.000 That was you.
00:19:30.000 I'm not getting in.
00:19:32.000 Now I'm laughing too much.
00:19:33.000 I'm seeing stars.
00:19:33.000 Here's a good one, though.
00:19:35.000 Here's just a history lesson.
00:19:37.000 Senator David Broderick, while we're talking about firearms, he was a Democrat senator from California in 1859.
00:19:43.000 You can bring up the overlay.
00:19:44.000 He's a Democrat, 1859, but he actually was anti-slavery, meaning he was actually going against the rest of the Democrat Party.
00:19:50.000 What an asshole!
00:19:51.000 So he was challenged to a duel by the Chief Justice of the California Supreme Court, a guy named David Terry, because of his stance on slavery.
00:19:58.000 And the Senator responded, yes, I will duel!
00:20:02.000 Well, he missed his shot and he was killed.
00:20:03.000 So he was killed!
00:20:05.000 He was literally killed by another Democrat for being against slavery.
00:20:11.000 That's hilarious.
00:20:13.000 You can't top that story with a Republican being that...
00:20:17.000 I will fight against slavery with my last dying...
00:20:20.000 Not much has changed.
00:20:23.000 That's unbelievable.
00:20:25.000 That's such a great story.
00:20:26.000 That should be mentioned by every Republican for the last hundred years in every speech.
00:20:30.000 Yeah, instead we have to hear people talk about Strom Thurmond and the party switch.
00:20:33.000 Yeah.
00:20:36.000 Oh, by the way, before we move on, because we're going to get to all of the worst lies that we have had to deal with as it relates to Donald Trump.
00:20:43.000 All the time, it's just somebody says something.
00:20:44.000 But before that...
00:20:46.000 I always had an intro for this, but twc.health slash Crowder.
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00:21:09.000 Sure.
00:21:10.000 I got one of those.
00:21:11.000 You get 10% off and free shipping.
00:21:12.000 I went to a pharmacist.
00:21:14.000 I've told this.
00:21:15.000 It was the first time ever in my adult life that I soiled my pants because of a pharmacist's advice.
00:21:19.000 So, we'll talk about it on a mug club.
00:21:22.000 Okay.
00:21:22.000 I was on two antibiotics.
00:21:23.000 I had staph infections.
00:21:24.000 I was on all the antibiotics.
00:21:25.000 My doctor said, you need to get a probiotic because antibiotics will mess with your stomach.
00:21:28.000 So, I went to the pharmacist.
00:21:29.000 I said, my doctor said I need a probiotic because of antibiotic diarrhea.
00:21:33.000 And she said, I think this one, go on.
00:21:35.000 She was Asian.
00:21:35.000 Uh-huh.
00:21:37.000 I looked at 80 billion CFUs, and I was driving my car, and there was no warning whatsoever.
00:21:42.000 It was just, I think I have to, done.
00:21:45.000 And I went back, looked at it, and it was 80 billion CFUs of pro-regularity bacteria, so I had antibiotics nuking everything in my stomach, and 80 billion little bastards going, take a shit, take a shit!
00:21:58.000 She knew who you were.
00:22:01.000 She knew who you were.
00:22:02.000 It's a good one.
00:22:03.000 Take now.
00:22:03.000 She saw your stance on COVID and said, I'm going to fuck this beard.
00:22:07.000 I don't trust pharmacists.
00:22:09.000 So you drew mud on the way home, huh?
00:22:10.000 Yeah.
00:22:11.000 I don't trust people who can't pick a floor.
00:22:13.000 Are you on the second floor?
00:22:14.000 Are you on the first floor?
00:22:14.000 It's a half step?
00:22:16.000 No.
00:22:16.000 Yeah.
00:22:17.000 Behind the glass, up high.
00:22:18.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:19.000 Sell me a token.
00:22:20.000 One pharmacist refused to actually write the prescription for ivermectin.
00:22:27.000 Yeah.
00:22:28.000 During COVID, a relative of mine said, I'm not going to fill this.
00:22:31.000 Really?
00:22:32.000 A big box?
00:22:33.000 A big box pharmacist.
00:22:34.000 You don't have the authority to do that.
00:22:36.000 No.
00:22:37.000 So don't, you know, just don't be beholden to their every whim.
00:22:40.000 Because pharmacists, sometimes, as a general rule, not all, know pretty much nothing.
00:22:45.000 Put my theory to test and then comment below.
00:22:47.000 Go ask a pharmacist.
00:22:48.000 Basic information.
00:22:52.000 I went the other day.
00:22:52.000 I went to a place that sells meat.
00:22:53.000 There's a new meat market here.
00:22:55.000 With meat, there's so much overlap.
00:22:57.000 There's a choice.
00:22:58.000 There's prime.
00:22:59.000 I thought you were talking about a bar.
00:22:59.000 Go ahead.
00:23:01.000 We're past the gay crossing guard.
00:23:04.000 I go to the employee.
00:23:05.000 I say, hey, where's the overlap?
00:23:06.000 Because sometimes a USDA choice ribeye maybe isn't as good as a cheaper prime sirloin.
00:23:12.000 I said, what are you drinking?
00:23:13.000 He goes, this is a person who works there.
00:23:15.000 The manager goes, well...
00:23:16.000 You know, like, so that one that says choice on it, that one says prime, that USDA organic means it's organic.
00:23:23.000 I'm going to have to do my own research.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, you are.
00:23:26.000 Thanks.
00:23:27.000 Let me pull out my phone.
00:23:28.000 Yeah.
00:23:28.000 Like, I get 15 an hour to stand here?
00:23:30.000 Yes.
00:23:31.000 And then I swear to you, at one point I was asking about the steaks, and at one point he just goes, that one's pork.
00:23:38.000 Ooh, cables!
00:23:42.000 Thanks!
00:23:44.000 I like a good pork steak.
00:23:46.000 Good pork chop.
00:23:47.000 I have a good recipe.
00:23:48.000 By the way, Nick and Josh both cook...
00:23:52.000 Yes, we do.
00:23:52.000 Good stuff, yeah.
00:23:54.000 Yes.
00:23:54.000 I smell like a cooking show.
00:23:56.000 Microwave doesn't count.
00:23:58.000 No.
00:23:59.000 Come on.
00:24:00.000 Come on.
00:24:00.000 You're going to tell me, look, for all the negative qualities of greasy guineas, and there are a lot, being bad cooks is not amongst them.
00:24:07.000 That's true.
00:24:07.000 That's fair.
00:24:08.000 Many of my constituents are Italian-Americans.
00:24:10.000 They have the salt of the earth.
00:24:11.000 Now I've got to go to another meeting.
00:24:13.000 Yes, it's true.
00:24:13.000 Senator Gary, you guys didn't know I wasn't doing a fucking Marvel reference.
00:24:19.000 Was that in Transformers?
00:24:20.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:24:22.000 With Michael Bates.
00:24:24.000 All right.
00:24:25.000 All right.
00:24:25.000 The left, Donald Trump.
00:24:27.000 So here's the thing.
00:24:28.000 I think it's really valuable.
00:24:29.000 All right.
00:24:29.000 Let me know.
00:24:30.000 What leftist sites do you have bookmarked?
00:24:33.000 That's most of my bookmarks, and I check them every morning.
00:24:36.000 Reddit politics is one of them because there are 8 million something users, rabidly left.
00:24:40.000 The moderators there are rabidly left.
00:24:42.000 There is no balance.
00:24:44.000 You want to know what the left is saying in their echo chamber.
00:24:47.000 This is where you go and you click the tab, you know, most popular or hot.
00:24:50.000 If you were to read this, you look at those headlines.
00:24:53.000 I checked this last night.
00:24:54.000 Top four, top five were Donald Trump.
00:24:57.000 You know, bombshell.
00:24:58.000 Donald Trump says he doesn't want to spend money to bury an effing Mexican.
00:25:01.000 Bombshell.
00:25:02.000 Donald Trump says he's Hitler.
00:25:03.000 You would think there's actually a source or a story.
00:25:07.000 Okay.
00:25:08.000 There's not.
00:25:12.000 New hit piece, and I'm going to get, like, curious coincidences, but Jeffrey Goldberg at The Atlantic.
00:25:17.000 He claimed that Trump is a giant Hitler fan.
00:25:20.000 Okay, that would be a big deal.
00:25:21.000 If you have video of Donald Trump saying, like, I love Hitler, can't get enough.
00:25:25.000 Nom, nom, nom, Hitler.
00:25:28.000 Instead, the article cites two people who heard him say this at 31 Flavors last night.
00:25:37.000 They heard Trump state, I need the kind of generals that Hitler had.
00:25:43.000 And then hours later, the New York Times, and before we play the clip, they release audio of John Kelly.
00:25:48.000 Again, we'll go back to another rumor, started by this guy, where he's describing Trump saying this.
00:25:53.000 But here's the thing.
00:25:54.000 They play it.
00:25:56.000 They could easily have had John Kelly to discuss this.
00:25:58.000 Instead, they play an audio call, and I know what they're doing here, it's a technique they'll do in the news, so it tricks you into thinking it's a secret recording, so you remember it as though you heard Donald Trump recorded saying it.
00:26:09.000 There's no reason for John Kelly to be recorded with a crappy mic stating that he heard Donald Trump say something like that once.
00:26:16.000 Here's the clip.
00:26:21.000 Sorry, better Kelly.
00:26:22.000 Here's John Kelly.
00:26:24.000 He commented more than once that Hitler did some good things too.
00:26:29.000 First of all, you should never say that.
00:26:31.000 But if you knew what Hitler was all about from the beginning to the end, everything he did was in support of his racist, fascist, life philosophy, so that nothing he did you could argue was good.
00:26:51.000 It was certainly not done for the right reason.
00:26:54.000 I'm so glad that was recorded.
00:26:56.000 Yes.
00:26:56.000 And we have a window.
00:26:57.000 So hold on a second.
00:26:58.000 So Trump, let's see.
00:26:59.000 Donald Trump is a fascist who would want to jail political opponents.
00:27:03.000 He's just like Hitler.
00:27:05.000 I mean, so I know this sounds bizarre.
00:27:08.000 It sounds like if I said this five years ago, you'd lock me up.
00:27:12.000 We gotta lock him up. - That silver tongue devil.
00:27:25.000 I get it.
00:27:29.000 That was him ordering at Vanish.
00:27:31.000 I said spicy mustard!
00:27:38.000 Do you have any grateful pot?
00:27:41.000 Yes, I do.
00:27:42.000 Thank you!
00:27:43.000 Disappoint me, improve my sandwich!
00:27:46.000 Alright.
00:27:47.000 It's a little hit, a little fall.
00:27:50.000 It's a little fall.
00:27:51.000 It's a little fall.
00:27:52.000 I said pastrami!
00:27:54.000 This is corned beef!
00:27:56.000 I'm just different.
00:27:57.000 Uh-oh, I have a lady drive her.
00:27:59.000 By the way, that was not a real translation.
00:28:06.000 No, that was not a real translation, just so you know.
00:28:09.000 We know that Hitler did jail political opponents.
00:28:11.000 We couldn't find him saying it in his speech.
00:28:13.000 So just before you fact-check us, fact-check funny.
00:28:16.000 Now.
00:28:20.000 So, here's the thing.
00:28:21.000 Goldberg's Atlantic article, it also alleged that Donald Trump disparaged a fallen Mexican soldier, and I believe her name is Vanessa Guillen.
00:28:33.000 I want to make sure I'm pronouncing it correctly.
00:28:35.000 I believe so, yeah.
00:28:35.000 So, these are the headlines that you saw yesterday.
00:28:37.000 These are the bombshells.
00:28:40.000 According to attendees and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered, yes, we received a bill.
00:28:47.000 The funeral cost $60,000.
00:28:49.000 Trump became angry.
00:28:50.000 It doesn't cost $60,000 to bury a bleeping Mexican.
00:28:54.000 He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order.
00:28:58.000 Quote, don't pay it.
00:28:59.000 Okay, so someone said that they heard him say this.
00:29:02.000 The problem is Mark Meadows already came out and said this didn't happen.
00:29:05.000 Quote!
00:29:08.000 Well, that would be enough, except another fact check.
00:29:15.000 Her sister, Myra, posted this last night on Twitter.
00:29:18.000 Wow, I don't appreciate how you were exploiting my sister's death for politics.
00:29:24.000 So, this is important, but where have we heard this before?
00:29:34.000 Almost everything that you think you may not like about Donald Trump.
00:29:38.000 A lot of it.
00:29:39.000 It all has been presented with the same kinds of sources.
00:29:44.000 Which brings us to our newest installment, Curious Coincidences.
00:29:47.000 All right.
00:30:04.000 Let's go through them.
00:30:05.000 Here's one.
00:30:06.000 And it's just the connections here.
00:30:08.000 Okay.
00:30:09.000 So the same exact timing.
00:30:11.000 2020 election.
00:30:12.000 Yep.
00:30:13.000 Okay.
00:30:14.000 Same timing.
00:30:15.000 2020 election.
00:30:16.000 Right before.
00:30:17.000 Same journalist, Jeffrey Goldberg.
00:30:19.000 Same publication, The Atlantic.
00:30:21.000 The same source in the publication, John Kelly Says So.
00:30:24.000 That's where you heard of the losers and suckers quote of Donald Trump's to the fallen soldiers.
00:30:30.000 Remember?
00:30:30.000 Suckers are not suckers.
00:30:31.000 It was used in a presidential debate as fact.
00:30:33.000 Same publication, same reporter, same source, same bullshit.
00:30:40.000 And again, that was debunked by John Bolton, who's an anti-Trumper.
00:30:43.000 Not just an anti-Trumper, a guy who lives for nothing else right now than going against Donald Trump.
00:30:48.000 For him to come out and be like, ah, you know, debunking that.
00:30:51.000 So I'm supposed to believe this entire General Kelly now?
00:30:55.000 Right.
00:30:55.000 In this story?
00:30:56.000 Are you serious?
00:30:57.000 So if people out there, the reasons they may hate, we've already gone through very fine people on both sides, right?
00:31:01.000 Where people don't quote that he said, make your voices heard peacefully and patriotically.
00:31:06.000 All of those myths.
00:31:06.000 But these are the scandals that a lot of people believe, like losers and suckers.
00:31:11.000 He shouldn't denigrate our troops that way.
00:31:13.000 We can't completely prove it false, aside from the people who were there saying that it was false or people who were involved saying it's false.
00:31:18.000 But you know what?
00:31:19.000 I think it was Christopher Hitchens who said, an assertion that could be made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
00:31:25.000 And we have more evidence that it's not true.
00:31:27.000 And they're still running with CNN right now.
00:31:30.000 John Kelly speaks out.
00:31:32.000 Oh!
00:31:33.000 Oh, really?
00:31:34.000 Speaks out.
00:31:35.000 Like he's a brave whistleblower.
00:31:37.000 Says Trump meets the general definition of a fascist.
00:31:37.000 Yes.
00:31:40.000 Apparently we need to make sure people understand what fascists really are.
00:31:43.000 Yeah, they're people who prosecute and jail political opponents.
00:31:46.000 That's true.
00:31:47.000 Here's another example you may not remember.
00:31:49.000 Cassidy Hutchinson.
00:31:51.000 Bitch Cassidy?
00:31:51.000 Remember?
00:31:53.000 She was the one at the January 6th committee, she made an appearance, saying that Trump went crazy on his security detail and jerked the wheel and something something clavicle, and a lot of you believed it.
00:32:03.000 Tony described him as being irate.
00:32:07.000 The president said something to the effect of, I'm the effing president, take me up to the Capitol now.
00:32:14.000 Why don't you take off your top?
00:32:16.000 Stop it.
00:32:18.000 The president reached up towards the front of the vehicle to grab at the steering wheel.
00:32:26.000 Mr.
00:32:27.000 Engel grabbed his arm.
00:32:29.000 He said, sir, you need to take your hand off the steering wheel.
00:32:33.000 We're going back to the West Wing.
00:32:36.000 We're not going to the Capitol.
00:32:37.000 Listen to the overdramatic.
00:32:38.000 It's the same energy.
00:32:39.000 Mr.
00:32:39.000 Trump then used his free hand to lunge towards Bobby Engle.
00:32:43.000 And when Mr.
00:32:44.000 Renato had recounted this story to me, he had motioned towards his clavicles.
00:32:48.000 Okay, so before we even get to that, like the driver of the car testified that that didn't happen.
00:32:53.000 He said, that didn't happen at all.
00:32:54.000 I didn't see him try to lunge to the front seat at all.
00:32:56.000 So it makes no sense.
00:32:57.000 But just think of the way she's describing it.
00:32:59.000 It also makes no sense.
00:33:00.000 You don't need it to be refuted by someone who was there, though it's nice to see that, and the media still covers it as though it's true.
00:33:06.000 Like Donald Trump, like he's Hannibal Lecter, like he's Gerard Butler in law-abiding.
00:33:10.000 He's like, we're going back to the West Wing!
00:33:12.000 I'm taking his clavicle!
00:33:13.000 What?!
00:33:14.000 Why would you even grab a clavicle?
00:33:15.000 That makes no sense.
00:33:16.000 No, it's neck.
00:33:17.000 Somebody says neck.
00:33:18.000 Clavicle seems like, well, we rehearse this and we need to be very specific.
00:33:20.000 It's clavicle.
00:33:21.000 Clavicle.
00:33:21.000 It's a clavicle area.
00:33:22.000 Well, that's the neck, lady.
00:33:23.000 By the way, this is somebody that told her something that happened, that she's now testifying before January 6th.
00:33:29.000 That doesn't make any sense to me.
00:33:30.000 You weren't there.
00:33:31.000 You didn't see it.
00:33:31.000 Let's ask the people that were there.
00:33:32.000 Hey, guys, did this happen?
00:33:33.000 No, we kind of drove back to the White House.
00:33:35.000 I don't see Donald Trump lunging forward to grab the wheel.
00:33:38.000 I think I would have remembered it.
00:33:39.000 Okay, next case.
00:33:40.000 Is she under oath when she's saying that?
00:33:42.000 Technically.
00:33:43.000 So is anybody ever going to get fucking arrested?
00:33:45.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:33:46.000 Believe all women.
00:33:47.000 That's the problem with that culture, too.
00:33:49.000 You have women who are completely emboldened to come out and say, well, I saw this.
00:33:53.000 No fear of consequences because, well, yeah, if you're saying it's not true, this is the culture of not believing.
00:33:58.000 Hold on a second.
00:33:59.000 It started...
00:34:00.000 With the culture of cops not believing women if they don't, you know, if they don't administer a rape kit.
00:34:05.000 Then I went to, like, not believing that women have had bad dates.
00:34:07.000 And now it's, hold on a second, we're a culture of not believing women who choose to testify?
00:34:12.000 When people who are in the car say it's not true?
00:34:15.000 Then you can't call anyone a liar.
00:34:18.000 I got my own saying.
00:34:19.000 Believe all movie directors.
00:34:20.000 That couch is a sign of virtue.
00:34:27.000 Now, 2017.
00:34:30.000 Remember this one?
00:34:31.000 Part of the Steele dossier.
00:34:33.000 Yeah.
00:34:33.000 This was a big one.
00:34:34.000 For those of you who are new, you may not remember this.
00:34:37.000 They claim that Russian intelligence had the video of Trump at the Moscow Ritz-Carlton, which was the pee tape.
00:34:43.000 Hookers peeing, right?
00:34:44.000 Peeing on furniture and that Donald Trump had them pee on each other and on a bed.
00:34:50.000 This whole thing, by the way, the whole Steele dossier has been completely discredited.
00:34:53.000 It was proven to be Democrat-funded opposition, right?
00:34:56.000 It was funded against Donald Trump, and there were Russian operatives who were paid.
00:35:00.000 For some reason, the Russian intervention here doesn't seem to come into play to the left when you actually have a receipt.
00:35:09.000 But if you don't believe me, take it from Trump's press secretary in the Paleo Universe.
00:35:14.000 Good afternoon.
00:35:22.000 I'm the president's press secretary.
00:35:25.000 Good to see you all.
00:35:27.000 If you believe that, you believe Rachel Maddow has bits.
00:35:31.000 Does the president generally have confidence in the intelligence community's findings and conclusions about Russia?
00:35:38.000 No.
00:35:38.000 Of course not.
00:35:40.000 You guys made them out to be like he was Putin's life partner.
00:35:43.000 They were riding bear-chested together on a horse.
00:35:46.000 He has a relationship with Putin.
00:35:50.000 He doesn't love the guy, he doesn't hate him, but he has a relationship.
00:35:53.000 He also is the first guy to go see the midget in North Korea.
00:35:56.000 What was his name there?
00:35:57.000 Stumpy.
00:35:59.000 He eats like, there's no tomorrow, and the rest of his population, the rest of the people, weigh about 11 grams soaking wet.
00:36:06.000 So he's not a good guy, but we have a relationship with him.
00:36:09.000 And you notice he hasn't shot any rockets off or whatever they use over there.
00:36:13.000 I think M-80s they were bragging about on NBC. So, no, when it comes to what you guys report about Russia, no, he doesn't believe any of it, to answer your question.
00:36:26.000 Any guys want to ask a question?
00:36:28.000 What is this?
00:36:34.000 I haven't seen that.
00:36:35.000 I swear I would pay good money.
00:36:37.000 Donald Trump, we know that people at his staff, consider it.
00:36:41.000 Make it happen.
00:36:42.000 Make it happen.
00:36:43.000 Here's another one.
00:36:44.000 This came out relatively recently.
00:36:45.000 Remember that Donald Trump said, let disabled people die?
00:36:48.000 It was Fred Trump III, right?
00:36:50.000 Oh, sorry, I forgot.
00:36:51.000 He was selling a book.
00:36:52.000 The book was all in the family.
00:36:54.000 And he said that Donald Trump said this about his son.
00:36:57.000 I don't know.
00:36:58.000 He doesn't recognize you.
00:37:01.000 Maybe you should just let him die and move on down to Florida.
00:37:06.000 That's what he said.
00:37:07.000 Many family members said, yeah, that's not true.
00:37:09.000 And it turned out that Donald Trump actually supported the family.
00:37:11.000 And when he didn't fully support the family, continually, because they were turning on him, they tried to fabricate that into, oh, yeah, that means he wants to kill disabled people.
00:37:19.000 And another one, this was a big deal back in the day, but you may not remember the source of it.
00:37:25.000 Again, these are all examples.
00:37:26.000 Someone said something that Donald Trump said, and it's covered still right now.
00:37:31.000 Yes.
00:37:31.000 Still right now on CNN. And then they want to lecture us about journalistic integrity.
00:37:37.000 So you remember the Donald Trump N-word tapes.
00:37:39.000 Everyone said there were tapes out there.
00:37:41.000 There were tapes.
00:37:41.000 It was all over the media just like this.
00:37:43.000 There are tapes out there of Donald Trump saying the N-word on the set of Celebrity Apprentice.
00:37:47.000 What you may not remember is the source of that.
00:37:51.000 Professional insane person Tom Arnold.
00:37:54.000 They have to edit him down.
00:37:55.000 They film a full day at Trump Tower, the boardroom set.
00:37:59.000 It's a set.
00:38:00.000 And what they do is they edit that 12-hour day down to 20 minutes, which is what they show on television.
00:38:07.000 You know, because he's incompetent.
00:38:09.000 He doesn't know what's going on.
00:38:10.000 He's racist.
00:38:11.000 He says the N-word.
00:38:12.000 He says, you're a f***er.
00:38:14.000 Right into camera, to the camera operators.
00:38:18.000 And they're like, whoa!
00:38:19.000 Four times during that, my friends, the executive producer, they had to pull him out.
00:38:23.000 The producers have a producer's meeting.
00:38:24.000 Whoa!
00:38:25.000 Well, you can't sexually harass the women here.
00:38:27.000 It's written up.
00:38:29.000 Yeah, it's written up.
00:38:30.000 Mark Burnett knows all this 100%.
00:38:33.000 Where are the tapes?
00:38:34.000 Never saw them.
00:38:35.000 We have the Tom Arnold, who's stumbling over his own words, tape.
00:38:38.000 Right.
00:38:39.000 We have the tape of CNN and even Fox News, ABC, NBC, CBS, running with it forever, talking about the story, but the source was Tom Arnold and maybe some interns over there at the network.
00:38:50.000 Where are the tapes?
00:38:52.000 They start with the allegation, and then there's never any substantiation, and even worse, they don't cover...
00:38:58.000 The rebuttal.
00:38:59.000 People who were there.
00:39:00.000 The verifiable proof.
00:39:01.000 Same thing happened with Brett Kavanaugh.
00:39:03.000 By the way, in completely unrelated news, Kamala Harris has a town hall with CNN tonight.
00:39:07.000 We were maybe going to cover it, but I know you guys don't like it, but then I thought, what if we did a CNN town hall roast, but that's more work?
00:39:14.000 We'll cover it tomorrow if there are any good moments.
00:39:16.000 I guarantee you they're going to ask about this Trump-Hitler thing and an effing Mexican for $60,000.
00:39:21.000 I guarantee you they're going to ask.
00:39:23.000 Because Anna Navarro was on Anderson Cooper last night cussing up a storm with this stuff and getting very pissed off.
00:39:29.000 Listen, the Trump-Hitler comments came from October 2021.
00:39:33.000 It was actually already addressed.
00:39:35.000 Donald Trump said, ah, that's not true at all.
00:39:37.000 I'd ever said that.
00:39:38.000 That actually happened in July of 2021.
00:39:41.000 They're acting like this is breaking news.
00:39:44.000 And by the way, he said, I came forward now because of Donald Trump.
00:39:47.000 Actually, people are saying this.
00:39:48.000 I'm sorry.
00:39:48.000 I don't want to misattribute.
00:39:49.000 That he came forward now because of Donald Trump's enemy within comment.
00:39:54.000 Okay, so let me get this straight.
00:39:55.000 You left in 2019.
00:39:55.000 You worked for the guy.
00:39:57.000 Basically, you were forced out by Donald Trump.
00:39:59.000 And he is such a threat to democracy.
00:40:01.000 He is Hitler.
00:40:02.000 He loves Hitler.
00:40:03.000 He loves his generals.
00:40:04.000 That you wait five years...
00:40:07.000 Essentially, to come forward now and say what you're saying, I don't buy it.
00:40:11.000 The enemy from within.
00:40:13.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:40:14.000 The enemy is within.
00:40:15.000 The enemy is, you know, the current president, you may forget that, current former vice president, who wants to jail his political opponent because he is currently winning.
00:40:25.000 That's the enemy from within.
00:40:26.000 I get what you're saying.
00:40:27.000 Hey, Hitler would have said...
00:40:30.000 The Jews are the enemy within.
00:40:31.000 Right.
00:40:32.000 Okay, but let me ask you this.
00:40:32.000 If you ask the Jews at that point in time, who are in a country ruled by the Nazi party, do you think they would have said, the enemy is within?
00:40:39.000 They also would have said that.
00:40:40.000 They both would have said that.
00:40:42.000 One is right.
00:40:43.000 Donald Trump saying the enemy is within is entirely correct because you're dealing with actual fascists.
00:40:49.000 To say it's fascist for the victim of fascism to imply that fascism is at play and it is within our own ranks is, well, what do you call it?
00:40:58.000 Victim blaming.
00:40:59.000 And if that makes somebody Hitler, if Donald Trump pointing out the totalitarianism of the left, if that makes someone Hitler, well then you know what?
00:41:07.000 By God, I guess I'm Hitler.
00:41:11.000 Steven?
00:41:12.000 No.
00:41:13.000 I'm Hitler.
00:41:16.000 I'm Hitler.
00:41:17.000 No, I'm Hitler.
00:41:19.000 No, I'm Hitler. I am Hitler. I am Hitler. I'm Hitler.
00:41:26.000 I'm Hitler.
00:41:28.000 I'm Hitler.
00:41:31.000 Okay, guys, stop.
00:41:32.000 Stop.
00:41:33.000 Stop.
00:41:35.000 I guess we all have a little more Hitler in us than we realize.
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00:42:02.000 Let's talk about...
00:42:05.000 Oh, I guess I forgot.
00:42:07.000 Where is Josh, by the way?
00:42:09.000 Have we?
00:42:09.000 We, um...
00:42:10.000 Tim, do you have him?
00:42:11.000 I think, yeah, we got him calling him right now.
00:42:13.000 Oh, okay.
00:42:16.000 Where in the world is Josh?
00:42:21.000 All right, Josh, where in the world are you?
00:42:24.000 Well, I'm in Madison, Wisconsin, where early voting is well underway.
00:42:29.000 Now, we're only a few days away from the big day, but there already seems to be a clear frontrunner.
00:42:34.000 Oh, really?
00:42:35.000 Who would that, why would that be?
00:42:37.000 Well, the standard car seems to be the preferred method this year.
00:42:41.000 A few people have failed, but this one seems to have nailed it.
00:42:44.000 No, that's a pumpkin.
00:42:45.000 That's what it is.
00:42:46.000 Actually, it's a jack-o'-lantern.
00:42:47.000 I don't care.
00:42:48.000 Oh, and also, this is the runner-up.
00:42:54.000 Looks Chinese to me.
00:42:55.000 Yeah, I don't like it.
00:42:57.000 I'm not a fan.
00:42:58.000 Hey, get that out of your mouth!
00:42:59.000 Isaac!
00:43:00.000 God dang it!
00:43:01.000 You know what?
00:43:02.000 That's enough.
00:43:02.000 That's enough of that, I think.
00:43:04.000 So the next story, this is fun.
00:43:13.000 Leaked documents from the British NGO, the Center...
00:43:16.000 Let me make sure I get...
00:43:17.000 The Center for Countering Digital Hate.
00:43:20.000 Oh, yeah.
00:43:20.000 So before I even tell you anything, you know it's bullcrap.
00:43:24.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:43:26.000 But comment below.
00:43:27.000 Hey, comment below.
00:43:28.000 Do you think that election interference is a thing?
00:43:30.000 I mean, any election interference, like changing your state constitution, media bias, burying the Hunter Biden laptop story, voting precincts not working for hours.
00:43:38.000 What do you think...
00:43:41.000 Is that play, if at all, and which one is the most egregious?
00:43:43.000 But I would argue what you're about to hear certainly qualifies.
00:43:47.000 So, again, British NGO, the Center for Countering Digital Hate, it showed that this organization, some of these documents, that they want to, quote, kill Musk's Twitter.
00:43:59.000 That's actually a stated goal.
00:44:01.000 Now, this same NGO was founded, or sorry, founded, I should say, was it by Morgan McSweeney?
00:44:07.000 It's a guy.
00:44:08.000 Yeah, Morgan McSweetie.
00:44:09.000 Currently advising the Kamala Harris campaign.
00:44:12.000 What?
00:44:13.000 Yeah.
00:44:15.000 He's also the British PM Keir Starmer's chief of staff.
00:44:20.000 Well, this is weird now.
00:44:21.000 Yeah.
00:44:22.000 Is that legal?
00:44:22.000 Yeah.
00:44:23.000 Are we allowed to do that?
00:44:23.000 And, in what is now a deleted LinkedIn post, a British Labor Party person there wrote, I have nearly 100 Labor Party staff, current and former, going to the U.S. in the next few weeks, heading to North Carolina, Nevada, Pennsylvania, and Virginia.
00:44:38.000 I have 10 spots available for anyone available to head to the battleground state of North Carolina.
00:44:44.000 We will sort your housing!
00:44:46.000 So, let me be clear.
00:44:47.000 This place, they want to kill Musk's Twitter where free speech actually exists.
00:44:51.000 No word on if they want to destroy Facebook, Instagram, YouTube, Google, super powerful companies.
00:44:57.000 You have someone who actually works with Kamala Harris.
00:45:00.000 You have someone who has actually been looking to hire people to canvas for Kamala Harris.
00:45:05.000 And for some reason, there's a connection here to the British Labor Party.
00:45:09.000 Hey, British Labor Party.
00:45:12.000 Simple question.
00:45:14.000 Why the hell do you have any say or involvement in an American election?
00:45:18.000 We're better than you.
00:45:19.000 It's why we left.
00:45:21.000 We told you twice, don't make us do it again.
00:45:24.000 No conflict of interest there.
00:45:26.000 When people say foreign interference, does this not qualify?
00:45:30.000 I don't care if they kill Twitter, just don't touch X. Fine.
00:45:37.000 So actually, the Trump campaign filed a complaint with the FEC. Yeah.
00:45:42.000 Exactly on that premise, foreign interference.
00:45:45.000 They said when representatives of the British government previously sought to go door-to-door in America, it did not end well for them.
00:45:52.000 This past week marked the 243.
00:45:54.000 I have to say that because at first I read it, I thought it was a plain number.
00:45:58.000 Yeah.
00:45:58.000 This past week marked the 243rd anniversary of the surrender of British forces at the Battle of Yorktown.
00:46:04.000 A military victory that ensured that the United States would be politically independent of Great Britain.
00:46:08.000 It appears that the Labour Party and the Harris for President campaign have forgotten that message.
00:46:13.000 Look, let me be really clear.
00:46:15.000 This is collusion with a foreign government from the Harris campaign, period.
00:46:21.000 Period.
00:46:22.000 The good news is, when Donald Trump wins, he's probably not going to lock you up for it.
00:46:28.000 Like you've been trying to lock him up?
00:46:30.000 Even though this would qualify?
00:46:32.000 Because this is an actual crime?
00:46:37.000 That's about it.
00:46:38.000 And you're not going to hear anything about this?
00:46:40.000 No.
00:46:41.000 On CNN or MSNBC or any other channel like that?
00:46:44.000 I don't understand how they don't go after this stuff.
00:46:47.000 Especially with somebody like X. Yeah.
00:46:49.000 Or not somebody, a platform like X. You're afraid of people being able to express their opinions.
00:46:54.000 And if going back to the beginning of the show and we've looked at the Eminem clip and he said people, I believe I'm kind of paraphrasing, shouldn't be afraid to express their opinions or shouldn't be locked up or jailed or whatever.
00:47:06.000 Welcome to being a conservative in America for the last 10, 15, 20 years.
00:47:11.000 Yeah.
00:47:12.000 Like, what world have you been living in, Marshall?
00:47:16.000 I really don't understand how you can be that detached from what is actually going on.
00:47:20.000 And free speech is the threat.
00:47:22.000 By the way, last time I checked, free speech advocate, not in the definition of a fascist.
00:47:26.000 Right.
00:47:28.000 Kelly?
00:47:28.000 I mean, yeah.
00:47:30.000 This is all what we've reported on is actually all good news today, because it's blowing my theory out of the water that they already have it stolen.
00:47:39.000 That's why they're telling you it's going to be close, so you won't be shocked when they steal it.
00:47:43.000 They've tried to kill Trump twice, so I have a hint that they might...
00:47:47.000 Be some foul play.
00:47:48.000 Try to steal it.
00:47:49.000 But all the shit you've covered today is reeks of desperation, which maybe means, what, are they going to play by the rules this time?
00:47:56.000 Maybe they don't have it in the bag already?
00:47:58.000 How do you interpret that?
00:48:01.000 Look, it's one thing to, for example, if we're talking about election, like vote rigging, to do in a state election.
00:48:07.000 It's pretty tough to do that on a national level when states have their own regulations, right?
00:48:11.000 When they have their own rules, they determine how they work with their electors.
00:48:13.000 So it's pretty tough to do nationally, especially if that chasm is wide.
00:48:17.000 So what they're really focusing on, when you say desperation, what I say is what they're really banking on is controlling the media.
00:48:23.000 I mean, this is literally—and by the way, this is not a conspiracy.
00:48:26.000 To be clear, I'm a conservative, all right?
00:48:28.000 At one point, I would have identified as a libertarian because I don't really care what you do in your own house if so— That's how I identify.
00:48:34.000 Small l.
00:48:35.000 I'm between small l and now bordering on supporting religious oligarchy because there's no way to correct this through a libertarian.
00:48:45.000 Remember it used to be, hey, it's their own business, free market.
00:48:49.000 They literally created a department of misinformation that was run by Nita Jankiewicz.
00:48:53.000 She was fired after a month that was designed expressly.
00:48:57.000 To intimidate and silence private platforms if they didn't follow the government talking points lockstep.
00:49:05.000 They asked Joe Rogan to remove some Spotify.
00:49:07.000 And by the way, what happened wasn't a matter of policy, but a bunch of Spotify episodes got taken down on Joe Rogan.
00:49:14.000 Did all of yours get taken down?
00:49:16.000 What are you kidding me?
00:49:19.000 Persona non grata over there.
00:49:20.000 I can't get anybody's attention.
00:49:22.000 Well, and is Joe Rogan that way?
00:49:24.000 No.
00:49:24.000 But the people at Spotify are going to have opinions.
00:49:26.000 Management's going to have opinions.
00:49:27.000 Ring, ring.
00:49:27.000 Hey, Department of Misinformation at the federal government, we need you to remove it.
00:49:32.000 Last election, they got rid of the Hunter Biden laptop story, right?
00:49:35.000 They made sure that went away because that would have affected the election.
00:49:38.000 Okay.
00:49:38.000 That was enough.
00:49:39.000 This time, there's a hundred Hunter Biden laptop stories in regards to the Biden family.
00:49:44.000 So they got rid of Biden.
00:49:46.000 So now we learn about Harris.
00:49:47.000 There's still a dozen Hunter Biden laptop-type bombshells about Kamala Harris.
00:49:51.000 So they just want to do away with any platforms that allow for freedom of speech, period.
00:49:57.000 X, you look at the foreign governments who have either banned or are suing Rumble.
00:50:01.000 Or threatening to do it right now.
00:50:03.000 Let me ask you this.
00:50:04.000 How many lawsuits...
00:50:06.000 11.
00:50:07.000 Have you seen?
00:50:07.000 And how many departments were created in the Donald Trump administration for a fascist specifically to punish private companies If they didn't support Donald Trump and force creators to walk the line.
00:50:20.000 How many lawsuits filed?
00:50:22.000 How many threats?
00:50:23.000 Back then, Twitter was run by a bunch of liberals.
00:50:25.000 He may have talked crap on Jack Dorsey and on Zuckerberg, and he may have said something needs to be done about actual election interference and algorithms censoring people.
00:50:35.000 If anything, he was fighting to ensure that they still follow the rules they signed up for.
00:50:40.000 Always open.
00:50:41.000 And he talks some crap.
00:50:42.000 It's one side only that is suing or silencing or intimidating entire platforms.
00:50:49.000 And then you ask yourself a second question.
00:50:50.000 I want you to be able to create a sniff test.
00:50:53.000 I want you to understand the why.
00:50:55.000 The exact opposite of Neil deGrasse Tyson.
00:50:57.000 I think it was him.
00:50:58.000 I hope I'm not misremembering where he said, I don't need to understand the why.
00:51:02.000 I just need to understand how it works.
00:51:03.000 I'm not going to be distracted by the why.
00:51:05.000 If you don't understand the why...
00:51:07.000 Hey, why did the Holocaust happen?
00:51:08.000 So you don't avoid it.
00:51:09.000 Why are you getting diabetes?
00:51:11.000 So we don't have fat pride.
00:51:12.000 You don't just need to understand how insulin works.
00:51:14.000 The why?
00:51:16.000 Why is only one party trying to completely destroy platforms that allow for freedom of speech?
00:51:22.000 And then you have to ask yourself, that's odd.
00:51:25.000 Why is said party not going after YouTube and Google and up until maybe this last month, Facebook in the same way?
00:51:34.000 Why?
00:51:35.000 Why?
00:51:36.000 You believe it's because they want what's best for you?
00:51:39.000 It's the same party that just said you gotta lock their political opponent up!
00:51:44.000 Do you understand what is going on?
00:51:46.000 Yeah, look, the left is right about one thing.
00:51:49.000 Fascism is alive and well in America, and just like with the Nationalist Socialist Workers' Party, It's coming directly from the left today.
00:51:59.000 This is a free speech election.
00:52:02.000 This election is very simple.
00:52:04.000 First Amendment and Second Amendment.
00:52:07.000 That's on the ballot, and what I mean by that is, you vote the wrong way, you lose them both.
00:52:12.000 I don't mean, let me show you, let me tell you the consequences.
00:52:15.000 Do you understand?
00:52:16.000 Let's use the Second Amendment because there's a lot of precedent that went to the Supreme Court.
00:52:19.000 You aware of this Heller versus D.C.? Just so you know, if the left is in charge, we're talking about the Second Amendment, it's not a bullet button.
00:52:28.000 It's not a limit on capacity.
00:52:30.000 The dissenting opinion said that you, a private citizen, have no right to own firearms whatsoever.
00:52:38.000 When you're not just talking on social media, and it comes down to actual justices who have to make a fucking dissenting opinion, it's, you don't have the right to own guns.
00:52:48.000 Only the government.
00:52:49.000 And those justices align with the government, the party, who says only the government determines what's true and what's not.
00:52:56.000 And only this government determines who's fit to run for office and who is jailed.
00:53:01.000 You want to bitch about fascism because some failed political advisor on a committee says that Donald Trump said, oh, Hitler invented the Autobahn, that's maybe an okay thing, or whatever the hell it is that you're saying now, just like you were saying in 2020 before the last election?
00:53:14.000 Fine.
00:53:14.000 Let's talk about the fascism that is actually right in front Why is only one party going after platforms with freedom of speech?
00:53:25.000 And why is that party that is currently in power not going after the other biggest corporations in the world?
00:53:32.000 Sniff test?
00:53:33.000 Smell it?
00:53:34.000 It's fascism.
00:53:35.000 We're going to play hate symbol or not.
00:53:37.000 Toolman, I also have that other clip that...