It's Cultural Appropriation Month at Crowder Studios, and to celebrate, we're taking you to the oft-persecuted but ass-kicking culture of Israel! Join us this month as we take a trip to the land of the Jewish wine.
00:03:12.000This is the third year in a row it caught on and we're going to be looking at, I think, seeing the best live costume every week this month for Culture to see who wins a Cultural Preparation Contest costume contest.
00:03:26.000I feel like I look more like Mary Poppins had sex with Dustin Hoffman and Hook.
00:03:31.000In case you were wondering, Hasidic was the goal.
00:03:33.000We have Governor Mike Huckabee on the show.
00:03:35.000He's going to be thrilled with the get-ups.
00:03:37.000Though not as angry as Sally Cohn last year with Sweden.
00:03:39.000And then we have Razorfist on the show.
00:03:42.000And we're going to be talking about Samantha Bee.
00:03:43.000We're going to be talking about the Forbes Top 100.
00:03:45.000Apparently no athletes there were women.
00:03:47.000But hey, the thing behind Cultural Appropriation Month, for people who don't realize, is to appropriate is to appreciate one's culture.
00:03:55.000And so we always want to, Israel, a lot of people don't know, here's some little facts from Israel, our brilliant researcher, the Beast, Reg as we call him.
00:06:08.000Trudeau pressed Trump on how he could justify the tariffs as a national security issue, and in response, Trump quipped to Trudeau, didn't you guys burn down the White House?
00:07:33.000Because you guys bet over for the British.
00:07:36.000Unlike the people who fought them off to become the greatest country the world has ever seen, frankly, the greatest, your people, bet over and took it in the... You, Mr. President, Or a vulgarity.
00:07:46.000Okay, frankly, that's why you still have that old hang on your body.
00:07:50.000We have Washington, Lincoln, great men.
00:08:48.000By the way, the National Institutes of Health are spending $350,000 on a new study, or I guess they spent $350,000, to find out if lesbians are using the right form of contraception.
00:09:03.000Leading researcher Jenny Higgins, an associate professor in gender women's studies, there's a surprise, the studies examining quote unique barriers lesbians and bisexuals, keyword being bisexuals, have to adequate contraceptive care.
00:09:16.000Just so you know, the massive study began with a questionnaire beginning with are you a lesbian and ending with them collecting a check.
00:09:25.000And it may sound absurd, some said this study was simply meant to parlay funding actually into their next study regarding the vexing correlation between gay men and fondness for breasts.
00:11:20.000So I want to make sure you understand this.
00:11:22.000Cecile Richards, president of an organization that profits off of literally dismembering babies and sucking them down a tube, is expressing moral outrage over deporting illegal immigrants.
00:11:59.000She later explained herself that after seeing all those born-alive children and tweeted her expressive tweet, all that money down the drain.
00:12:07.000That's really what she was upset about.
00:13:32.000In which context was that designed to be anything short of an insult?
00:13:37.000Then she goes, I don't care about them because men aren't allowed to have opinions on someone else's actions, even if you're calling said man's wife the c-word, I guess.
00:16:18.000Anyway, moving on from Samantha Bee, let us know what you think.
00:16:20.000Seattle's homeless tent mansion, if that's the term that's been coined, has been growing so much to the point where they even added a keg.
00:16:29.000Up since April, and even though it's an eyesore to neighbors and tourists, city officials have said that the multi-tent encampment is a low priority for sweeps, so they felt comfortable enough to bring over a keg to the site.
00:16:41.000Though they did warn residents to not share beverages.
00:16:43.000Also, they posted a notice to those who use the homeless tent mansion jacuzzi.
00:16:46.000You should probably be tested for AIDS.
00:16:50.000Really, you're being tested for not AIDS.
00:16:51.000Because if you use the homeless tent mansion jacuzzi and dodge that bullet, we want to know how.
00:16:57.000Sometimes gentrification is a good thing.
00:17:31.000The pesky P-Fowlers, they're saying, are taking property damage to a whole new level.
00:17:34.000They've been running rampant throughout the town, attacking cars, attacking buildings, and some thought this was actually due to the Peacock's mating season.
00:17:42.000Some actually were blaming it, of course, in a clash with urban sprawl, as you see a lot, until the Peacocks started a hashtag, PeacocksLivesMatter, and now we see what their true motive was.
00:17:51.000I don't know how else it could have ended up.
00:18:01.000I still can't believe Rachel told us that.
00:18:02.000It's because we're not pocketing half of it.
00:18:04.000An Ontario teacher's license, by the way, was suspended for two months after she told the student to... Okay, I can't even necessarily read this.
00:18:13.000She told the student, quote, lick me where I... I'm paraphrasing, flatulate.
00:18:19.000Yeah, she said, this teacher had her license booked in Ontario for telling the student to lick me where I fart.
00:21:08.000So, of course, instant complaints calling it a damning indictment you see from leftists and journalists.
00:21:13.000I thought this was going to piss you off a little bit because the highest paid are soccer players and I thought that would be, you know, a little bit of rage for you.
00:21:18.000You know, usually I would be upset at the injustice of it all, but at the end of the day they still have to live the rest of their life as soccer players.
00:21:27.000Their penance is the rest of their life.
00:21:28.000You have to look yourself in the mirror.
00:22:17.000Look, even when the men's team doesn't make the World Cup, like previously, they still draw more people than the women's team when they win the World Cup.
00:22:22.000Do you notice a lot of words that you hear in there?
00:23:15.000It's something that I don't understand, and I know it's because of your male privilege,
00:23:18.000it's a blind spot, but no, no, here's the thing.
00:23:20.000There are plenty of areas where women far out, they excel well beyond, I meant to say outperform men, and then I said excel, and it's like, I had a, this hat, it's too tight.
00:23:30.000It's a wonder the Jews are still so successful in every realm of business and intellect when they have these tight hats.
00:24:07.000Mrs. America, you think she needs the men?
00:24:12.000Society celebrates women's bodies because they're beautiful.
00:24:18.000They celebrate women because they're beautiful.
00:24:19.000Generally, men are only celebrated for their functionality.
00:24:22.000Now, it's not that a man can't have an attractive body or face, and it's not that a woman can't be functional.
00:24:28.000It's just that men naturally tend to excel at being the biggest, fastest, strongest, while women tend to naturally excel at being far more beautiful than a sweaty, hairy guy.
00:24:38.000It's not even about who's the most popular, because, I mean, you can argue Ronda Rousey is popular, but no one's watching her stuff.
00:24:43.000And athletically, even the weakest NBA players can mop the floor with her.
00:25:09.000When you look behind the outrage at women not being on the top athletes list, it's this desire to completely erase the differences between men and women.
00:25:16.000This is what we've been talking about.
00:25:17.000This is what everyone else out there knows.
00:25:18.000Have you noticed, by the way, YouTube's bizarre obsession with tranny makeup tutorials?
00:25:37.000What's so funny is we talked about this and some of the angry leftist atheists on Twitter are like, oh, that's based on your own search history.
00:26:12.000Equality of outcome results when you have things like affirmative action, when you have things like specific scholarships for race or gender.
00:29:51.000Well, okay, there's a lot wrong with that.
00:29:54.000What I mean is there's nothing wrong with accepting that men are better at certain things, including athletics.
00:29:59.000Just like, by the way, it's okay to accept that women are better at certain things.
00:30:03.000Miss America, the Forbes list and the complaints, it's the exact same complaint you see from the left as you do with Bernie Sanders, as you do with Black Lives Matter, as you do with Pussyhat Economics.
00:30:11.000It's just people screaming, Everyone has to be special!
00:30:18.000No, when everyone's special, right, it's the Incredibles.
00:30:20.000Bernie Sanders needs to watch the Incredibles.
00:30:22.000Gretchen Carlson needs to watch the Incredibles.
00:30:24.000Anyone mad about the fact that women are not making more than Floyd Mayweather, arguably the best defensive boxer of all time, need to just watch the Incredibles.
00:30:32.000When everyone you declare to be special, then nobody is.
00:30:37.000We're so concerned about correcting papers with a red pen now that it's banned in certain states and provinces because it might hurt someone's self-esteem.
00:30:45.000But let's not actually acknowledge a kid for an area where he's talented.
00:30:48.000You know what helps a kid's self-esteem?
00:30:50.000You know what helps a girl's self-esteem or a boy's self-esteem?
00:30:53.000Is finding what they're great at, discouraging what they suck at or what is destructive, and pushing them on down that path.
00:31:01.000Do that when you're guaranteeing equal outcomes.
00:31:03.000We'll talk more about that after the break with, we have to get to Razor Fist.
00:31:07.000And then I think Governor Mike, Mike, Governor Mike has to be in Razor Fist after.
00:32:14.000One of my favorite guests on the show, and I'm hoping that him appearing on the show, more people are going and checking out his YouTube channel.
00:32:19.000He's on the Twitter at RazorFist with a zero.
00:32:23.000And I'm trying to remember, his YouTube is very hard for me to remember, but Mr. Fist, what's your YouTube channel exactly again?
00:33:36.000No, actually, it was originally about, it was sort of more about how Hollywood communism infiltrated the entire sort of area and how it relates to current California politics and really how people today have conflated McCarthyism and Hollywood communism, the whole hearings thing, which they're actually two distinct things.
00:34:58.000I highly recommend people go check it out at C slash the Rageaholic.
00:35:02.000But that ties into, obviously, the California Senate run.
00:35:05.000I mean, it's kind of, really, with California, outside of the Arnold issue, when it comes to state politics, when it comes to the state legislature and, of course, the House and Senate, it's which Democrat is really going to win or Republican with a D in their name, effectively.
00:35:18.000Well, yeah, but like, how badly did Jerry Brown have to f**k up as governor to get a Republican within six points of victory in California?
00:35:28.000That state is bluer than Jared's balls over there.
00:35:32.000You could put a D next to Trump's name, they'd elect him king without even checking.
00:36:31.000The thing that blows me away is, like, even though DNC numbers are down, like, did you see what some of these, particularly the entrenched California Democrats, like, won by?
00:36:42.000Like, these dudes are pulling down, like, South American dictator numbers.
00:38:01.000When they say, well, California is actually still the fifth biggest economy in the world, it's like, well, it's a coastal state with more resources than any state ever.
00:38:08.000The funniest story to me, we were just talking about it this week, for those who aren't Mud Club members, to me the funniest story, which I believe crystallizes California perfectly, is when Tom Selleck was charged with stealing water for his avocado farm.
00:38:23.000I just thought, that's Tom Selleck stealing, and he doesn't even like avocados.
00:38:31.000But it's like, in California, it's like, if you guys just didn't damn everything up, if you guys allowed yourselves to actually use the water, so.
00:38:38.000You're so close to the border, you can get your guacamole there.
00:38:52.000I think we've about tapped this conversation.
00:38:53.000Basically in California, it doesn't matter if you have a D next to your name in San Francisco, a D in your... take whatever your pick is here.
00:39:00.000We were just talking about this earlier.
00:39:02.000I would imagine you have a lot of thoughts on this because it's kind of more cultural, social.
00:39:06.000People complaining that no female athletes are amongst the top paid in Forbes 100 and they've removed the bikini and obviously evening gown from Miss America.
00:39:14.000It's like there's been a crap storm of just destroying the idea that women can be beautiful this week.
00:39:22.000When I heard that, I naturally assumed the fix was in for Amy Schumer, but then I remembered there was actually a talent portion, so no, sadly.
00:39:50.000If I want to watch some broad tell me what charities she donates to and, you know, listen to her demonstrate Tibetan throat singing, I could always date an anthropology major.
00:40:11.000I had a cab driver in Los Angeles... I can't do it.
00:40:14.000...do Tibetan throat singing, and he wanted me to do... It was like the... He's like, do it with me.
00:40:19.000It's kind of going... And it's basically whistling and humming at the same time, and it sounds like when Jim Carrey in Dumb and Dumber said, tractor beam.
00:40:28.000I had a cab driver who would not let me off the hook without Tibetan throat singing, so why do you know about it?
00:40:37.000Well, you see, I have a past at a Tibetan monastery.
00:40:46.000I mean, we were just talking about this.
00:40:48.000Have you ever sat down, because all the top models paid are women, have you ever sat down and been angry and said, why are these women being paid so much money to be on the cover of these magazines and gotten bitter about it?
00:40:59.000Yeah, I don't know about you, but my head doesn't hit the pillow at night without thinking about, you know, how much Cindy Crawford was paid for that sh**ty Doritos commercial.
00:41:10.000Or Elle Macpherson for her poor performance in The Edge.
00:41:12.000That's the only negative in that film.
00:41:16.000It's still a positive, let's be honest, but she wasn't great.
00:41:39.000and uh you know we gave her a lot of money almost almost like it's a pageant or something you know what i mean like can you imagine this metric being applied anywhere else else on god's green earth you know any other pageant like Welcome to the Westminster Dog Show, where we'll be handing out first prize ribbons if you lick your balls and chase a laser pointer.
00:42:18.000And it's just some pug that comes out with a missing eye or some border collie that looks like it was blown up in the Mexican-American War.
00:42:47.000It's sort of the history of how communism infiltrated Hollywood in the 20s, 30s, and 40s, and how that was brought to light, and how sort of modern Hollywood has been left the custodians of the narrative of it, and so it's been conflated into this McCarthyist witch hunt kind of counter-narrative that isn't really accurate at all.
00:43:06.000And, uh, what kind of pushback did you receive for this video?
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00:47:37.000You can follow him at govmikehuckabee.
00:47:39.000He's the host, of course, 8 and 11 on TBN, now the show Huckabee.
00:47:43.000Governor Mike Huckabee, thank you for being here, sir.
00:47:45.000Hey Stephen, great to be with you, and I hope you forgive me for not dancing the Shalom special there, but I'll have to take you up on another opportunity.
00:47:55.000Well, I hear it sounds like you're at death's door with your... Is it a bronchial thing, or is it pneumonia?
00:48:01.000No, I think it's just flying in so many airplanes in that cabin air, it's drier than the Gobi Desert.
00:48:07.000So I feel fine, I just have lost my voice.
00:48:10.000And maybe it's screaming at the television, because occasionally I'll flip over to CNN or MSNBC, and I found myself uncontrollably yelling Yeah.
00:50:36.000If a conservative like Donald Trump Issues a commutation to an African-American woman who clearly had a disproportionate sentence for her crime.
00:51:09.000Life without parole is the kind of sentence that you give to somebody if they've murdered a cop, if they have raped and dismembered a child, It is not when you give to a great grandmother.
00:51:21.000By the way, she's already served 22 years of the sentence.
00:51:35.000My prison director, when I was governor, Great guy named Larry Norris.
00:51:40.000And he used to say, we're locking up a lot of people that we're mad at rather than the ones we are afraid of.
00:51:47.000And I think that really settles it because, look, it costs probably in the neighborhood of $35,000 a year in a federal lockup for the taxpayers.
00:51:58.000Now, I'd have to ask, as a taxpayer, how many of us are really excited about locking up great grandmothers for a crime committed 23 years ago, adjudicated 22 years ago, and are still being in prison for no particular valid reason after all this time.
00:52:32.000Remember Tukey Williams and they were complaining to Arnold Schwarzenegger going, well, this guy was actually one of the founding members of either the Bloods or the Crips, had killed, I think, four people in three different shootings, and refused to, his entire life, give up information regarding other members of the gang, but he wrote a children's book.
00:52:46.000So everyone was campaigning saying, well, you need to make the phone call to this guy.
00:52:50.000I think he had the death penalty, if I'm not mistaken.
00:53:40.000A lot of the cases... For people who don't know, really quickly, I know you... For people who don't know, pardon basically erases the conviction.
00:53:59.000In some cases, you commute to a specific term.
00:54:02.000Let's say a person has been given 60 years, they've served five, you commute it down to 10, and maybe they serve two more years, and then they get out on parole.
00:54:12.000So there's a lot of different, all of it is under the banner of clemency.
00:54:15.000But what I was going to point out is that, you know, a lot of liberals, say that they believe in sentencing reform.
00:54:24.000That is until a conservative actually does one.
00:54:27.000I can tell you there's no political upside to Donald Trump having done this.
00:54:31.000The conservatives, a lot of them will be mad at him.
00:54:34.000And the liberals will never, ever, not one time, give him any credit for looking at this African American grandmother, great grandmother, And stepping in and writing an injustice in a disproportionate sentence.
00:54:52.000So, you know, I experienced this when I would do one and people say, oh, you need to, you know, commute this sentence.
00:55:52.000I've been to every prison in my state and always said, If you ever hear that I've committed a crime and it's a state crime, I guarantee it's a lie because I would never do something that would subject me to spending one night in one of our prisons.
00:56:33.000If our children do something that's wrong, it's not that we want to punish them because we get some delight in watching them suffer.
00:56:40.000Our delight comes when their behavior is corrected.
00:56:44.000Now, in order to do that in the really penal system, the necessity is making sure that whatever adjudication is given It not only fits the crime, but it has the best likelihood of bringing the outcome to be some level of correction.
00:58:36.000They all cleared security and then it became known that when it got down to it only one of the Eagles maybe two or three would have even shown up.
00:58:44.000And so it would have been an embarrassing situation not just for the president but for the Eagles.
00:58:58.000And then show them the time of their lives, give them all kinds of White House swag, take them up to the private quarters, walk them through the whole facility, and absolutely make it the best day of their lives, and let them go back and say, my gosh, the president treated me like a king.
00:59:18.000You know, I think it would have been a great way to do the totally unexpected thing.
00:59:23.000And in politics, I subscribe to the view, do what people least expect you to do, push them back on their heels, and never give them the pleasure of You know, having you do what they thought you would do.
00:59:38.000But they are professional football players, so it would be pretty hard to exceed expectations at this point.
00:59:48.000I don't think a tote bag will do, but maybe if they had like a, like if Donald, President Donald Trump had a water slide from his bedroom going out to the pool like in blank check, you know.
01:05:54.000They believe that the underdog always has the moral high ground.
01:05:56.000The underdog is granted moral superiority with the left.
01:05:58.000Now I don't, not every single, but we're talking about the left as a whole, people like the Samantha Bees of the world, the progressive left, the DNC, the media establishment.
01:06:10.000If you're, if you're an ugly fat feminist, you are granted moral superiority over the woman who trained day and night and got ready for- Yeah, and donates her time to charities.
01:06:31.000It's a feel-good story because everyone else feels sympathetic for him because he worked really hard, but the truth is it would have meant more if he'd have earned his spot.
01:06:39.000And what's funny is I can't think of... There's times in my life where I was given something that I knew I didn't earn, and it felt like... One instance was when I went to a guitar... It was like a showcase kind of thing, and I did a guitar solo.
01:07:00.000I skipped half of my lessons for it, and I went and did this in front of this really intimidating judge, and I botched it.
01:07:08.000He gave me a chance in the middle to restart the whole thing, which he didn't have to do.
01:07:11.000I did the whole thing, and I got to the end where they're passing out the awards with everybody else, and I'm thinking like, oh my gosh, all the friends, every person I've ever had a crush on is here, and I'm going to just melt when they give me an honorable mention.
01:07:28.000But then I went home, I'm like, I didn't post it anywhere, I didn't put it up on my board, I didn't put it up, hang it above my bed, because I knew, I knew, like, that was BS.
01:07:35.000It should not have gotten the blue ribbon.
01:07:40.000When they hired me, I was 21, I was the youngest contributor.
01:07:41.000I knew, I knew, I knew, they didn't know how young I was.
01:07:44.000But I knew it was just because I was sort of young, comedian, something they hadn't had before.
01:07:49.000I had spanked Alan Combs on air in a debate, but I knew that I didn't, there were other people more deserving of that spot.
01:07:54.000When I got it, I was happy, but then I worked, in contrast, I worked so hard when I was there.
01:08:00.000I moved to New York City with no guarantees, by the way.
01:08:03.000I was like, you're paid per appearance, and then it ended up being like, it's kind of, you know, paltry retainer when I worked for those who are coming along.
01:08:08.000People don't realize I was at Fox News for four and a half years as an on-air contributor.
01:08:12.000Hannity, Fox and Friends, Red Eye, I mean, all the shows, all the shows except O'Reilly.
01:08:18.000And I worked so hard when I was there, and I fill-in hosted, and then they had Fox News, I think it was Studio B, it was an online thing, the Fox News Strategy Room, and far fewer people watched that than watch this program, and I worked so hard and showed up for the early segments no one wanted to do.
01:08:32.000I remember two New Years in a row I had to be up at 3 a.m.
01:08:35.000because I was in Central time at that point and I was having to do it by satellite
01:08:38.000and they had me do the first hour of Fox and Friends.
01:08:40.000And I worked so hard just trying to get something off the ground because at that point
01:08:45.000they were looking at doing some weekend programming and it didn't matter, I was literally told,
01:10:25.000Let's say you've talked about this as one of the funniest jokes I've ever heard where you said, I was talking about my grandfather-in-law who had built two houses with his bare hands.
01:10:35.000And you said, we could probably learn to do it.
01:10:38.000I said, there's no way I would trust myself.
01:12:00.000Maybe if they're treating somebody really well, women are getting catty and you've stayed quiet.
01:12:03.000I remember one time I stayed quiet when they were bullying a kid named Tony and I just stayed quiet.
01:12:07.000This was in grade school because this was the first time I was not being the one bullied.
01:12:13.000And remember, they were bullying him because he said, we were talking about the Transformers, and we had to do a book report, and he was talking about this in front of class, and he said, the Predacons, or sorry, the Decepticons, and the Autobots.
01:12:24.000Now, at that time, the show Beast Wars, or Beasties, if you were in the States, was big, and so they were called the Predacons.
01:12:29.000These were the villains in the new, but the original Transformers, he was right, the Decepticons.
01:12:33.000And the whole class laughed at him, and they started making fun of him.
01:12:35.000And I knew what he meant, I knew he was right, and no one said anything, and I didn't say anything.
01:13:24.000You can make mistakes in relationships and maybe behaviorally, and you can learn to improve upon that.
01:13:28.000But cowardice is something that usually you've got to split We've got a split moment before you decide not to say anything.
01:13:33.000We've got a split moment before you decide to tuck tail and run away.
01:13:36.000And I will tell you, it is a terrible feeling and nothing, and I mean nothing out there, will eat away at your self-confidence, at your self-esteem, and destroy your life like the repeated act of cowardice.
01:14:03.000Do it because I guarantee, you do that right away, it's gonna be a weight lifted off your shoulders, and all of a sudden you're gonna have self-esteem.