Louder with Crowder - June 20, 2024


REBUTTAL: Jon Stewart is WRONG about Gun Violence


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 8 minutes

Words per Minute

182.37189

Word Count

12,456

Sentence Count

1,190

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

51


Summary

Join us as we travel back in time to a time where grown men dance to call in the rain, where adults have zero tolerance for fire water, and a propensity for scalping which has nothing to do with ticket sales. A land where casinos dot the landscape, and there s going to be a lot of embarrassed and red faces like the mighty buffalo of yore.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic.
00:00:04.000 Eh la la, Shirley's gone now.
00:00:08.000 Eh la la, Shirley's gone now.
00:00:13.000 No one had a chance to interrupt, it was quite hypnotic.
00:00:18.000 Eh la la, Shirley's gone now.
00:00:52.000 Some people have a deep abiding respect for the constitutional law that created this country.
00:00:58.000 I And some people don't.
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00:01:26.000 Thanks for watching.
00:01:43.000 Welcome to Louder With Crowder's 9th Annual Cultural Appropriation Month, where we introduce you to all the great and wondrous cultures our planet has to offer.
00:01:54.000 Because to appropriate is to appreciate.
00:02:01.000 This week, join us as we travel back in time to a point in history of this, our great land.
00:02:10.000 A time where grown men dance to call in the rain.
00:02:13.000 Where adults have zero tolerance for fire water and a propensity for scalping which has nothing to do with ticket sales.
00:02:20.000 A land where casinos dot the landscape.
00:02:23.000 It will blow sky high.
00:02:24.000 There's going to be a lot of embarrassed and a lot of red faces.
00:02:29.000 Like the mighty buffalo of yore.
00:02:31.000 Tatumka.
00:02:32.000 The Tiger of the Clawsland!
00:02:34.000 Buffalo.
00:02:35.000 You're a strange animal, I've got to follow.
00:02:38.000 That's right.
00:02:39.000 We're time-traveling to America before it was America.
00:02:44.000 A place the natives simply called...
00:02:47.000 hiii-yai-yai-yai hiiiiiiii-yai-yai-yai
00:02:49.000 hiiii-yai-yai-yai HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRR
00:02:52.000 RRAAAARRRRR RAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
00:02:55.000 hiiii-yai-yai-yai I was about to sign a sign cause i love reverb
00:02:59.000 spew we replicate the purple
00:03:02.000 but i just don't How?
00:03:07.000 How am I supposed to do this show?
00:03:09.000 You can't even see the knife.
00:03:15.000 It's important.
00:03:17.000 It's there.
00:03:19.000 By the way, I didn't know we had that animation of the cupboard opening.
00:03:22.000 We made it work, yeah.
00:03:27.000 All right.
00:03:28.000 So silly.
00:03:29.000 Welcome to... You know, I need to put on my headphones.
00:03:31.000 Sorry, it's just a little bit hard to... You see it?
00:03:32.000 All right.
00:03:33.000 They worked so hard on this that I didn't want to...
00:03:36.000 Oh, I have an earring.
00:03:38.000 See how that works on the headphones.
00:03:38.000 Oh, which side?
00:03:39.000 Is that a real thing?
00:03:41.000 I don't think in Native America it wasn't.
00:03:42.000 No, I don't think in Native America.
00:03:44.000 If it's on the wrong side.
00:03:45.000 There's were clip-ons.
00:03:48.000 I got pierced for this.
00:03:48.000 I method acted.
00:03:49.000 Just like, uh, just like Daniel Day-Lewis.
00:03:51.000 Yeah.
00:03:52.000 Last of the douchebags.
00:03:53.000 Oh, come on.
00:03:54.000 All right, so it's Cultural Appropriation Month, as you well know, and we'll be checking out your costumes a little bit later.
00:03:59.000 Sir, I'm a little bit winded.
00:04:00.000 We were rushing quite a bit here to get these things done.
00:04:03.000 It's time for some fast facts that you may not know.
00:04:06.000 And... banned.
00:04:13.000 laughter Because to appropriate is to appreciate.
00:04:17.000 Key fact number one, Native American casinos are a $40 billion per year industry.
00:04:24.000 Wow.
00:04:25.000 Uh, fast fact number two, hey, do you remember this famous crying Indian- are we allowed to- we're gonna say Indian.
00:04:30.000 Do you remember this famous crying Indian ad from that anti-pollution PSA?
00:04:36.000 Some people have a deep, abiding respect for the natural beauty that was once this country.
00:04:44.000 And some people don't.
00:04:45.000 People start pollution.
00:04:50.000 People can stop it.
00:04:53.000 Well, it turns out his name is Esper Oscar Decordi, and he's actually Italian.
00:05:00.000 Like Chris Columbus!
00:05:03.000 He does not look native.
00:05:05.000 I got your trash right here!
00:05:09.000 Forget about it!
00:05:10.000 Is that what they call it?
00:05:11.000 Spaghetti Western?
00:05:12.000 Yes!
00:05:16.000 Hi-ya-ya-ya!
00:05:18.000 Come on.
00:05:19.000 So, also, you may not notice, there are more Lakota today than ever.
00:05:23.000 180,000, which is nine times more than there happened to be in the 18th century, which means that the white man is not very good at genocide.
00:05:34.000 If it's a genocide, we screwed up.
00:05:36.000 Imagine the Holocaust with six million more Jews than before you started.
00:05:40.000 So, that's been the Fast Facts.
00:05:42.000 ♪ Send in your costumes.
00:05:49.000 The winner of the costume contest will win a lock of Gerald's back hair.
00:05:53.000 You can post it on X or, of course, on Mug Club.
00:05:55.000 You have to be holding your mug with your best Native American costume or motif, I guess, because to appropriate is to appreciate.
00:06:02.000 Use the hashtag LWCNativeContest.
00:06:05.000 OK, we have a lot to get to today.
00:06:07.000 You guys asked and you will receive at some point.
00:06:10.000 I'm going to put on a jacket.
00:06:11.000 I feel so naked at some point.
00:06:16.000 Chat likes it.
00:06:21.000 I was naked last week!
00:06:23.000 I know, but you didn't see everything.
00:06:24.000 I like that you refused to wear sunscreen for the last two weeks just to prepare for this role.
00:06:28.000 Yes, exactly.
00:06:29.000 I found out this morning that the Indian in the cupboard wore a loincloth.
00:06:35.000 I only found out this morning.
00:06:36.000 I thought I was wearing a full on... yeah, that's the Indian in the Cupboard.
00:06:39.000 Not even a great film.
00:06:40.000 Pretty creepy.
00:06:41.000 Alright, bring us the rundown.
00:06:42.000 John Stewart tried to make the claim that crime is down in major cities across the United States and the reason for gun crime, the reason for violent crime in big blue cities is actually because of Republicans and their gun laws.
00:06:57.000 We're going to be debunking that point by point.
00:07:00.000 Also, Native Americans?
00:07:02.000 Spoke a lot of different languages, but it's also been a thing now where they're dubbing the white man's films into native languages, so we'll show you some of that.
00:07:10.000 And a big story.
00:07:11.000 We had a little bit of a disagreement here in Louisiana.
00:07:13.000 They just required the Ten Commandments to be displayed out in front of a school, and a lot of people are upset.
00:07:18.000 A class.
00:07:19.000 Sorry.
00:07:19.000 Classroom.
00:07:20.000 Not a school.
00:07:20.000 Class.
00:07:21.000 But that's typically where classes take place.
00:07:21.000 A class.
00:07:24.000 In schools.
00:07:26.000 You can correct me on anything you want today, because I feel like I have no leg to stand on.
00:07:31.000 I have very little confidence in my authoritative stature.
00:07:36.000 So, at some point today, if it hasn't already happened, and it probably has, if you are watching on YouTube and you see this...
00:07:44.000 Head on over to Rumble.
00:07:46.000 It's a show, weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:07:47.000 Eastern.
00:07:48.000 Live!
00:07:49.000 There's no reason to miss it.
00:07:50.000 It's going on even if you don't see it on YouTube.
00:07:51.000 And the question of the day is, what is your favorite Native American, Indian, indigenous, two-spirited contribution to society?
00:08:00.000 Can't be the wheel!
00:08:02.000 Or horseback riding.
00:08:03.000 And let's see what everyone is wearing.
00:08:05.000 Captain Morgan, number two, how are you sir?
00:08:09.000 It's a little touchy here.
00:08:11.000 It's true.
00:08:15.000 I don't know if they teach that in school, that we learned the fine art of scalping from the natives.
00:08:20.000 Okay.
00:08:21.000 We practice on potatoes first.
00:08:22.000 It only stinks for the forever part of my life.
00:08:27.000 The scalping, actually, that the Europeans did, it was a matter of, instead of collecting heads, like dog tags, take a scalp back to say, these are how many people we've killed.
00:08:27.000 It'll grow back.
00:08:36.000 Native Americans would do it to women and children alive, depending on the tribe.
00:08:38.000 So a little bit different.
00:08:39.000 Well, I mean, we've come a long way since foreskins were used for, you know, that.
00:08:43.000 Well, you can't do it today.
00:08:45.000 What if you fight a bunch of Jews?
00:08:46.000 That's true.
00:08:47.000 And in third chair... Oh, it's a different song.
00:08:53.000 He's going to be at the Summit Comedy Club in Fort Wayne, Indiana.
00:08:57.000 Well, this weekend.
00:08:58.000 Yeah, and go to jfirestein.com to see all of his dates.
00:09:01.000 Mr. Fo- Okay, who are you wearing?
00:09:04.000 I am- I think it's pretty obvious.
00:09:06.000 I'm Chief Cherokee.
00:09:08.000 Well, we have to bring down his lower third because- Bring down the lower third, yeah.
00:09:11.000 There's trademark infringement.
00:09:12.000 I'm the Chief Cherokee.
00:09:13.000 Well, we get under the- There we go.
00:09:15.000 Yeah.
00:09:16.000 Yeah, look at me.
00:09:16.000 I'm from the land of Mopar.
00:09:22.000 We fight four by four.
00:09:24.000 That's how we fight in my country.
00:09:25.000 Yes, you do.
00:09:26.000 And I can get you a great deal on Wrangler.
00:09:28.000 Yes, you can.
00:09:29.000 And you fight on all terrain.
00:09:31.000 Look at this.
00:09:32.000 These are my brights, and then I got my daytime running lights.
00:09:35.000 Wow!
00:09:36.000 Oh, look at that!
00:09:37.000 Oh, those are strobing.
00:09:38.000 Hey, you're excited.
00:09:39.000 Yeah, that's going to give me a seizure.
00:09:40.000 I'll turn it off.
00:09:42.000 That could be fun, though.
00:09:43.000 A seizure?
00:09:44.000 Yeah, it could be fun.
00:09:45.000 Maybe I could get out of this.
00:09:47.000 This is what I'll do when I want to talk.
00:09:50.000 A little inside joke.
00:09:54.000 I'm not gonna honor it.
00:09:58.000 Nope.
00:09:59.000 I wouldn't expect you to.
00:09:59.000 Just strobing.
00:10:00.000 And Josh, what are you drinking?
00:10:04.000 It's fire water, of course.
00:10:04.000 Oh, sorry.
00:10:06.000 I hope that's okay.
00:10:07.000 This is a family show, so can, uh... Toolman, can you confiscate the bottle, please?
00:10:13.000 Just grab that bottle, because... No, it's not a... Yeah, let's not do that.
00:10:18.000 Let's not do that.
00:10:19.000 Oh, that's the good stuff.
00:10:21.000 Okay, alright.
00:10:22.000 That's a problem.
00:10:23.000 Your people have a problem, Josh.
00:10:25.000 Yes.
00:10:27.000 Thank you, Toolman.
00:10:28.000 Bummer, dude.
00:10:28.000 Appreciate you doing your job.
00:10:30.000 What the heck is that?
00:10:35.000 Oh, I forgot.
00:10:36.000 It's Pocahonting.
00:10:38.000 Huh?
00:10:39.000 It came with the studio.
00:10:40.000 It's going to go away.
00:10:41.000 It came with the studio?
00:10:42.000 It came with the studio, yeah.
00:10:43.000 Where did we get the studio from?
00:10:45.000 Sometimes these otherworldly entities, they attach themselves to objects.
00:10:50.000 I think it's the difference between a poltergeist versus a demonic possession.
00:10:53.000 Was it the cigarette that did it?
00:10:54.000 I don't know, and I'm surprised because- A poltergeist?
00:10:56.000 Pocahontas.
00:10:59.000 I gotta put my headphones in.
00:11:00.000 She was also a Christian, which people don't talk about Pocahontas.
00:11:03.000 Yeah, she converted.
00:11:04.000 Yeah, and she was converting other people, and they're like, hey, don't push your religion on me, pal.
00:11:13.000 I don't need your spaghetti monster in the sky.
00:11:15.000 Yeah, all of a sudden, she used to be painting with colors of the wind, and now that that bitch found Jesus, nothing's good enough for her!
00:11:27.000 Don't forget where you came from, and that's scalping and no wheels!
00:11:31.000 Alright.
00:11:33.000 Before we move on, actually, we wanted to show a clip today because it's Cultural Appropriation Month.
00:11:36.000 We start with a throwback clip from 2007's, uh, what is it?
00:11:40.000 Bury My Heart.
00:11:41.000 At Wounded Knee.
00:11:42.000 At Wounded Knee.
00:11:43.000 Good clip.
00:11:44.000 And what would you say to the Mormons and others who believe that their God has given to them Indian lands in the West?
00:11:50.000 I would say they should listen to Achan Tronca.
00:11:52.000 No matter what your legends say, you didn't sprout from the plains like the spring grasses.
00:11:58.000 And you didn't coalesce out of the ether.
00:12:01.000 You came out of the Minnesota woodlands, armed to the teeth, and set upon your fellow man.
00:12:07.000 You massacred the Kiowa, the Omaha, the Ponca, the Oto, and the Pawnee without mercy.
00:12:13.000 And yet you claim the Black Hills is a private preserve bequeathed to you by the Great Spirit.
00:12:18.000 And who gave us the guns and powder to kill our enemies?
00:12:21.000 And who traded weapons to the Chippewa and others who drove us from our home?
00:12:25.000 Chief Sitting Bull, the proposition that you were a peaceable people before the appearance of the white man is the most fanciful legend of all.
00:12:33.000 You were killing each other for hundreds of moons before the first white stepped foot on this continent.
00:12:37.000 You conquered those tribes, lusting for their game and their lands, just as we have now conquered you for no less noble a cause.
00:12:45.000 This is your story of my people!
00:12:46.000 This is the truth, not legend!
00:12:49.000 It also makes it really hard when only one of those parties can grow facial hair.
00:12:52.000 That's true.
00:12:54.000 You look pretty smooth over there.
00:12:55.000 That's pretty impressive, actually.
00:12:57.000 Great swimmers, they say.
00:12:57.000 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 Yep.
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00:14:47.000 You know, many of you know that films are dubbed.
00:14:50.000 I was raised in Canada, French Canada, where half of the films at the local cineplex, they were in French, and it was silly, and I had to make a choice, and if I missed one, tickets were sold out.
00:14:58.000 Ah, jeez, I gotta go see Fast and Furious with a Parisian accent.
00:15:05.000 I'm kidding, I never saw Fast and Furious.
00:15:07.000 I did see I Spy in French, though.
00:15:08.000 That was painful.
00:15:09.000 That sounds bad.
00:15:10.000 Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy.
00:15:12.000 So we're used to films being dubbed in foreign languages.
00:15:19.000 Ready?
00:15:20.000 The new Death Star will be closed as planned.
00:15:20.000 Was that German?
00:15:23.000 Hahahahaha!
00:15:27.000 Was that German?
00:15:28.000 It's fitting.
00:15:31.000 I'm not getting any sleep, Bobby.
00:15:36.000 Where are you from?
00:15:37.000 America.
00:15:38.000 That's right.
00:15:39.000 Then why do you smoke so much like a European Nazi?
00:15:41.000 There's nothing to say.
00:15:42.000 He's just a guy I work with.
00:15:43.000 I'm gonna say got no change and today's a cookie lover. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm a sassy cookie stupid. So there is he could
00:15:49.000 I mean to have any quality?
00:15:50.000 I can on fire so long again, but it's a good thing. He's not even wearing a gown again.
00:15:59.000 No, he's not.
00:16:00.000 Come on!
00:16:01.000 Was that Hebrew?
00:16:02.000 The last one?
00:16:03.000 It sounded something, you know, Middle Eastern.
00:16:05.000 You can give him tonsils in the mouth.
00:16:06.000 So we can see them, you know.
00:16:06.000 I don't know.
00:16:08.000 Dialing?
00:16:09.000 I don't know what you say with tonsils.
00:16:10.000 So, I don't know if you know this, but when people talk about cultural appropriation, you can also find films now that have been dubbed in native languages.
00:16:18.000 Yeah.
00:16:19.000 Like Finding Nemo in Navajo.
00:16:21.000 That's a good one.
00:16:22.000 Star Wars in Ojibwe.
00:16:22.000 Really?
00:16:25.000 I have yet to see it, but it's in my queue.
00:16:27.000 What is that language?
00:16:28.000 Prey, which is the Predator prequel, you know, and that's the one where Arnold and Carl Weathers, they couldn't take him out with submachine guns or actually like rocket launchers, but this girl with a spear.
00:16:40.000 Oh yeah.
00:16:40.000 Apparently that's the Achilles heel of Predator.
00:16:44.000 You can watch Prey in Comanche.
00:16:47.000 Still sucks.
00:16:48.000 So they've been dubbing them, and I don't know where, at a certain point, when, I don't really care, people can dub it whatever they want, but when people bitch about constant appropriation, eh, okay, this is kind of a white thing.
00:16:58.000 I don't really know, before we get to the idea of these films, which are distinctly American, you know, the idea of moving pictures also kind of came from the white man.
00:17:11.000 Were several steps removed.
00:17:13.000 But the Lakota tribe even got in on the action and they've even gone as far as dubbing Pulp Fiction.
00:17:18.000 LAKOTA!
00:17:19.000 MOTHERF**KER DO YOU SPEAK IT?!
00:17:21.000 No one does.
00:17:27.000 Even the Lakota don't speak it today.
00:17:30.000 Very few of them.
00:17:31.000 But the Lakota did do a better job on dubbing the Avengers.
00:17:34.000 Here you go.
00:17:38.000 What they have, it's priceless, it's invaluable.
00:17:41.000 Their language.
00:17:42.000 When I started talking with Disney and that was our thing, was by natives, for natives.
00:17:52.000 meaning from the production work to the translations to everything else behind it.
00:17:57.000 Well that's going to sell really well with the only 2,000 native Lakota speakers.
00:18:13.000 2,000!
00:18:17.000 2,000 people!
00:18:17.000 I'm sure they're all well aware of the ancient folklore of the Viking Lakota.
00:18:22.000 Yes, exactly.
00:18:24.000 Like, oh, Black Widow!
00:18:26.000 Yes, we've told many a legend of her tits.
00:18:32.000 They taped them down!
00:18:33.000 This is bullshit!
00:18:34.000 Why would you do that?
00:18:35.000 What did they do?
00:18:35.000 They gave her a metal plate or something like that?
00:18:37.000 I don't know.
00:18:37.000 I don't know.
00:18:38.000 I didn't... Willing to bet that even the 2,000 people who speak Lakota also speak English!
00:18:44.000 Probably.
00:18:45.000 I mean, weird they didn't.
00:18:46.000 They have their own little one tribe that's kind of just... For me, it's Lakota only.
00:18:51.000 Well, how'd you learn how to... I can only say this phrase.
00:18:55.000 I just... I feel like they have bigger problems to focus on.
00:18:58.000 What?
00:18:59.000 Instead of... Lakota, instead of movie dubbing.
00:19:02.000 Oh, don't you go on with your rampant alcoholism bullshit again, Gerald.
00:19:05.000 Well, that and wearing Levi's and, you know, having a bad- THE WHITE MAN MAKES ME WEAR THESE!
00:19:09.000 They don't.
00:19:10.000 I mean, there's just probably like one Marvel fan who's a Lakota guy who's like, we have to do this in our own language.
00:19:16.000 You don't.
00:19:16.000 Plus, I can't watch it because I don't have the streaming package with Sprint.
00:19:20.000 Yeah, I want to see the sales numbers on that stuff.
00:19:24.000 Yeah, ten.
00:19:26.000 It's not about how many.
00:19:28.000 Yes, it is.
00:19:32.000 The Lakota people were the original holders of the Infinity Stones.
00:19:37.000 Back before that prick Thanos appropriated it.
00:19:41.000 Oh yeah, don't get me started on Thanos' first Thanksgiving.
00:19:43.000 That's why it's called Thanksgiving.
00:19:44.000 Oh yeah, don't get me started on Thanos' first Thanksgiving.
00:19:47.000 He won it in one of those slot machines.
00:19:49.000 That's why it's called Thanksgiving.
00:19:50.000 Yes.
00:19:51.000 Thanos.
00:19:52.000 He brought balance to the new world.
00:19:54.000 This is a silly way to make a living, in case you haven't noticed.
00:19:57.000 And, you know, yesterday we had Mug Club Undercover.
00:20:00.000 We had that story that requires so much work.
00:20:02.000 And this requires just as much work that we've been doing for nine years.
00:20:05.000 None of it happens without you.
00:20:07.000 Consider joining lotterywithcreditor.com slash mug club for $89 annually.
00:20:11.000 You can go Mugless for $9 a month.
00:20:13.000 There's a full extra hour of this show every day.
00:20:15.000 You get it on Friday.
00:20:15.000 You get all the other contributors there on Mug Club.
00:20:17.000 And you know what?
00:20:18.000 We don't make a living off of YouTube because screw them.
00:20:21.000 Okay.
00:20:22.000 Really quickly, we need to, like, do the costume.
00:20:24.000 Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, I forgot.
00:20:27.000 Cherokee, Scout Pilgrim, and then we have Toolman.
00:20:31.000 What are you?
00:20:32.000 I'm Windex.
00:20:34.000 Careful, you'll make me, you'll make my mouth water.
00:20:39.000 And I can't see Billy the Kid.
00:20:40.000 Before Orbit there was Clean Mouth and Windex.
00:20:42.000 Buffalo Bill.
00:20:43.000 Look to the camera when you say it, Billy.
00:20:45.000 Buffalo Bill.
00:20:47.000 Oh wow.
00:20:48.000 I dress like me.
00:20:52.000 What are you?
00:20:54.000 You should be the change that you wish to see in the world, Stephen.
00:20:59.000 Wrong Indian, dude!
00:21:01.000 It's feather, not dot, bro.
00:21:03.000 We need a better production spreadsheet.
00:21:06.000 Yeah.
00:21:09.000 Yeah, that one took the longest, too.
00:21:14.000 Hey chat, hope it was worth it!
00:21:14.000 Like, what are you doing?
00:21:17.000 Um, please!
00:21:19.000 I'm gonna need to put a shirt on before I do the Jon Stewart rebuttal, because he's probably going to come back at us, and then the first thing he'll point to is my nips, and you know, rightfully so.
00:21:28.000 Alright.
00:21:29.000 Well, your attention is just drawn to them.
00:21:30.000 It's like, whoa, let me shine a light on those things.
00:21:33.000 Are you trying to turn it on?
00:21:39.000 You should always buy Japanese, I always say.
00:21:41.000 There it is.
00:21:45.000 The Navajo build the finest kit cars this country has to offer.
00:21:49.000 By the way, we did put a jacket on your chair so that at some point you can wear it, but then you have to stand up and, you know.
00:21:55.000 Yeah, I know, and I know you're going to go to the long shot.
00:21:57.000 Thank God I didn't wear the thong and the loincloth.
00:21:59.000 Well, it was just the loincloth.
00:22:01.000 No, it wasn't.
00:22:02.000 You brought the thong for me.
00:22:02.000 No, I did not bring it.
00:22:05.000 I specifically know it was a G-string.
00:22:05.000 It wasn't a thong.
00:22:07.000 It was, yes.
00:22:07.000 The European man hammock is yours, sir.
00:22:10.000 I was like, wait, what's that for?
00:22:11.000 They're like, well, so you don't fall out of the loincloth.
00:22:12.000 I'm like, what's the loincloth for?
00:22:13.000 They go, you don't know you're wearing a loincloth?
00:22:15.000 I said, I don't think I am.
00:22:17.000 I don't think I am today.
00:22:18.000 Because I know how memes work.
00:22:22.000 So.
00:22:23.000 Don't you want to feel the wind?
00:22:25.000 Like this?
00:22:28.000 How many of these do you have?
00:22:30.000 I got a bunch of things.
00:22:31.000 How long has he been waiting for this?
00:22:33.000 They got stuff.
00:22:34.000 He brought a lot of physical gags.
00:22:35.000 Yeah, yeah he did.
00:22:37.000 Alright, I appreciate it.
00:22:38.000 Oh look, the last buffalo!
00:22:39.000 We just throw it off a cliff.
00:22:46.000 We've got food for one night!
00:22:48.000 It was the white man who told us to hunt an entire herd off a cliff without refrigeration.
00:22:57.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:59.000 That's how I argue.
00:23:00.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:06.000 It's sharpened on the bottom, too, so watch out.
00:23:08.000 I wonder if that works if you're with a woman who's arguing, like, why did you come back to the teepee?
00:23:12.000 So, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:23:15.000 She's like, now I gotta do it too, huh?
00:23:19.000 God dang it!
00:23:19.000 Now it's raining?
00:23:22.000 Every time I have an argument, you bring the rain!
00:23:25.000 Oh, it's romantic.
00:23:26.000 Don't spoil it.
00:23:27.000 We can have makeup, hi-ya-ya.
00:23:32.000 I think they invented karate, you know?
00:23:33.000 Sometimes you wanna make hi-ya-ya to each other, but sometimes you just wanna hi-ya-ya.
00:23:41.000 When a young bravo sees a nice young lady he goes hi-ya-ya.
00:23:45.000 Did you just invent a tribe?
00:23:48.000 A young bravo?
00:23:49.000 Yes.
00:23:50.000 I think a bravo is like a young male warrior.
00:23:52.000 I think it's called a brave, but hey, that's just me.
00:23:55.000 Well, that's Mexican.
00:23:56.000 You're all brave for taking part in this.
00:24:00.000 It's all the same.
00:24:02.000 Oh my gosh.
00:24:03.000 It's all the same, the natives.
00:24:04.000 Let's just be honest, there were aqueducts in Rome and here they didn't use the wheel.
00:24:10.000 That's just absolutely true.
00:24:11.000 Well now they have wheels in their houses.
00:24:14.000 Sorry!
00:24:16.000 Hey!
00:24:17.000 It's the white man's fault that our land looks like every episode of Cops.
00:24:23.000 Take those wheels off and put it on cinder blocks, as it should have been by nature.
00:24:27.000 Yes!
00:24:29.000 Does this thing have... Wheels!
00:24:33.000 Rum!
00:24:37.000 Okay, let's talk about the Ten Commandments.
00:24:39.000 Alright, how banned are we now?
00:24:41.000 We must have hit the YouTube Dump button I don't know how many times at this point.
00:24:41.000 Uh, I don't know.
00:24:44.000 Tim, you can take your thing off if you need.
00:24:46.000 You're hitting stuff left and right.
00:24:47.000 No one hit the YouTube Dump button?
00:24:48.000 Is it too noisy?
00:24:49.000 Someone's getting FIRED!
00:24:50.000 You're getting laid off!
00:24:50.000 FIRED!
00:24:53.000 You're getting laid off.
00:24:55.000 Alright.
00:24:56.000 It looks like you're flexing your pecs when you do that.
00:25:04.000 Hey look buddy, my eyes are up here, alright?
00:25:06.000 They don't work.
00:25:07.000 I don't care!
00:25:08.000 I'll look where I want, you're not the boss of me!
00:25:11.000 Wait, is that my face on a sex doll over there?
00:25:13.000 The teepee?
00:25:14.000 What the hell?
00:25:15.000 Hey, have you ever seen Mexicans sell cars?
00:25:21.000 Wednesday, Louisiana became the first state to require the Ten Commandments and that they be displayed there in some public classrooms.
00:25:32.000 Louisiana is the first state to require that the Ten Commandments be displayed in every public school classroom.
00:25:38.000 He's against at least one of the commandments.
00:25:39.000 Governor Jeff Landry signed the bill into law today.
00:25:42.000 The legislation, written by Republicans, mandates that every public classroom, from kindergarten
00:25:48.000 to college, must have a poster-sized display of the commandments in a, quote, large, easily
00:25:54.000 readable font.
00:25:55.000 All right.
00:25:56.000 Now, before we get to your opinions, and I would love to hear your opinion below, we're
00:25:59.000 going to get into this idea of separation of church and state and the misinterpretations
00:26:02.000 therein.
00:26:04.000 We all know that regardless of civil discourse that can take place between people on the
00:26:08.000 right, ranging from libertarian to mostly conservative, we're pretty close on a lot
00:26:14.000 We know beyond any shadow of a doubt that the left is, of course, predictably bitching.
00:26:18.000 Opponents say it's unconstitutional, that it's an egregious melding of church and state.
00:26:23.000 The ACLU says it is suing the state of Louisiana over its new law requiring the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools.
00:26:31.000 We are the most divided country since the Civil War.
00:26:34.000 Do we really now want to divide between religions?
00:26:37.000 This is Judeo-Christian.
00:26:39.000 It's not Muslim.
00:26:39.000 It's not Hindu.
00:26:40.000 It's not Buddhist.
00:26:41.000 It establishes a religion.
00:26:44.000 Why does that man look like he's just changed at a golf locker?
00:26:47.000 What kind of accent is that?
00:26:49.000 Shuffleboard's next on his calendar.
00:26:51.000 school. One of the dumbest waste of time I've ever seen in my life.
00:26:55.000 Why does that man look like he's just changed at a golf locker? What kind of
00:27:02.000 accent is that? Shuffleboard's next on his shoulder. That's the biggest waste of time I've ever had in my life.
00:27:08.000 Tinker, Mammy, Idle, don't waste my time.
00:27:11.000 It's like a character in an Adam Sandler movie.
00:27:16.000 It's just like a waterboy coach or something.
00:27:18.000 I can't take this country seriously anymore.
00:27:20.000 Just look at my champion sweatshirt and my baseball cap and face it looks like death.
00:27:27.000 So, here's the thing.
00:27:28.000 I understand where people are coming from, and people will point to separation of church and state, separation of church and state.
00:27:32.000 Grab a constitution, find it.
00:27:35.000 I know what you're talking about when you're talking about the First Amendment, right?
00:27:38.000 And a lot of people just reference the First Amendment as freedom of speech, but that is where And we see this idea, which is very important, of prohibiting some kind of a state-sponsored or mandated church.
00:27:50.000 The First Amendment was designed to keep the government out of the church-running business, like the Church of England, which they fled.
00:27:57.000 Or, of course, the California Church of Fatter Gay Saints.
00:28:00.000 That's one to...
00:28:05.000 That's what you do with our land?
00:28:07.000 It used to be such a pretty clear country.
00:28:09.000 It did.
00:28:10.000 And then this.
00:28:11.000 We used to scalp them.
00:28:12.000 So, the idea of separation of church and state is not to prevent people from being religious, and it's not to even prevent the idea of Judeo-Christian values, as we well know, from being the backbone of the laws that we have.
00:28:25.000 That's how our laws were created.
00:28:28.000 Citizens cannot be compelled to religion, okay?
00:28:32.000 But people's personal faith are actually necessary.
00:28:37.000 They're fundamental to how we will create laws, because that happens everywhere.
00:28:40.000 Our Founding Fathers understood that your fundamental principles are going to be reflected in the laws of your country.
00:28:46.000 And I know what you're going to say, oh yeah, Benjamin Franklin, they were deists.
00:28:50.000 Let's look at the Founding Fathers here.
00:28:52.000 And we have all references available at lateralistcredit.com.
00:28:54.000 Benjamin Franklin, okay, the deist, as most people would say, wasn't a Christian.
00:28:57.000 He was the one who recommended prayer during the opening Constitutional Convention.
00:29:01.000 He said, wait a second, shouldn't we pray?
00:29:04.000 Shouldn't we do that?
00:29:05.000 Thomas Jefferson, the other deist that people point to, not really a Christian like you modern-day fundamentalists, you would consider him a right-wing radical Christian if you actually knew what he stood for.
00:29:14.000 He confirmed freedom of worship, right?
00:29:16.000 And he had this letter that he wrote, I've talked about this, to the Danbury Baptists, where they were very concerned about a state denomination.
00:29:21.000 And he sent them a letter saying, no, no, don't worry, the separation of church and state is to guarantee that there is no Church of England.
00:29:26.000 So you are free to practice any religion and certainly any denomination that you want.
00:29:31.000 It's not just the Constitution.
00:29:32.000 It's not just when you look at the Bill of Rights.
00:29:34.000 There are many, many corroborating auxiliary documents from these people, from their own hands, that clarify and provide context.
00:29:42.000 And the more you add context, even without it, it's very clear if you read the First Amendment, you add more context, And it only undergirds that.
00:29:50.000 And this is actually a letter from, let me read a quote from it, the Danbury Baptist from Jefferson, confining myself therefore to the duties of my station which are merely temporal, be assured that your religious rights shall never be infringed by any act of mine and that.
00:30:03.000 If you look at the Ten Commandments, of course they're reflective of the foundational principles.
00:30:07.000 You look at the Mayflower Compact, look at the Declaration of Independence, you look at the Constitution.
00:30:11.000 To act as though they share nothing in common or they weren't the basis of our laws is simply to deny history.
00:30:18.000 You may not like it, but don't say that historically throughout this country, we have not allowed any displays of religious faith in public places.
00:30:26.000 It's just not even close to true.
00:30:28.000 Right.
00:30:28.000 And the guys who wrote about it, the guys who were basically saying, hey, we're founding a country to make sure that we don't have the same kind of religious persecution that we had in England.
00:30:36.000 In large part, that's why most people came here early on, they did things that showed
00:30:42.000 us exactly what they thought and what they meant with what they wrote.
00:30:45.000 Look at their actions.
00:30:46.000 Right, right.
00:30:47.000 And it's not limited to one or two guys that were the early leaders of this country saying,
00:30:52.000 hey, this is okay.
00:30:53.000 They issued proclamations for prayer when they wanted to pray about the war.
00:30:56.000 And then when victorious and battles were won and victories were celebrated, they actually issued Thanksgiving proclamations as well.
00:31:04.000 It wasn't just for Thanksgiving Day like we know it.
00:31:06.000 This was all throughout and we're running away from our history.
00:31:09.000 We are a Christian nation.
00:31:10.000 We were founded as such.
00:31:12.000 I don't want a theocracy.
00:31:13.000 Nobody here is advocating for that.
00:31:14.000 But to say that you have to disconnect anything religious from government life or from something that is So fundamentally who we are, like you cannot separate our founding from God.
00:31:26.000 Can't be done.
00:31:26.000 Period.
00:31:27.000 Otherwise it doesn't come from anywhere.
00:31:28.000 Right?
00:31:28.000 Right.
00:31:29.000 You would have to completely scrap the entire system.
00:31:31.000 And you know what?
00:31:31.000 The fact that it's a Christian nation is wonderful for Jews, Muslims, Buddhists alike.
00:31:35.000 I don't know if you know this, if you go to Islamic countries, they don't protect non-Muslims.
00:31:39.000 Right.
00:31:39.000 You're better off being here, but only under the umbrella of those Judeo-Christian principles.
00:31:44.000 And how many people in your life Or who you run into, don't have an understanding of this concept, separation of church and state.
00:31:52.000 Comment below.
00:31:53.000 I've been talking about it for a very long time, but it seems to keep coming up.
00:31:57.000 And that's an issue that we can... Steven?
00:31:59.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:32:02.000 Thank you for the coffee.
00:32:03.000 I already thanked you, Sam.
00:32:04.000 No, that's the problem.
00:32:06.000 I've been watching today's program, and I must say, this is quite offensive and disrespectful towards Native American people in this country.
00:32:13.000 We're appreciating them.
00:32:13.000 No, no, it's not.
00:32:15.000 Either way, this is wrong, and I'm going to have to take the coffee back.
00:32:20.000 Sam?
00:32:21.000 You're taking that back?
00:32:23.000 Do you know what that makes you?
00:32:26.000 What?
00:32:26.000 An Indian giver, Sam!
00:32:27.000 That's what it makes you.
00:32:29.000 Over here we've got a regular sack of ju- sack of ju-wia!
00:32:32.000 Because you're a girl!
00:32:35.000 Yes!
00:32:35.000 Indian giver!
00:32:36.000 This is not appropriate.
00:32:37.000 Get out!
00:32:38.000 All of you, my office after work!
00:32:42.000 You suck!
00:32:43.000 Leave the coffee!
00:32:44.000 Go hang out with Lewis and Dork!
00:32:46.000 Indian giver!
00:32:47.000 Yeah, okay.
00:32:48.000 Alright.
00:32:51.000 Dude, what am I?
00:32:52.000 Oh, jeez.
00:32:53.000 I gotta put the fire water down.
00:32:54.000 Where did you get another fire water?
00:32:56.000 Hey, this thing's got cup holders.
00:32:58.000 Alright, let's just keep going.
00:32:59.000 Send in your costumes.
00:33:00.000 Lots of cup holder space, lots of room in the back seat, leg room, but all for the kids.
00:33:04.000 Send in your costumes and, you know, let's see if you can do any worse than this.
00:33:08.000 And by that I mean more appreciative than this.
00:33:12.000 Uh, hey, uh, Yeah.
00:33:13.000 Captain Morgan, how about right now, really quickly, you plug the merch shop while I put on a shirt.
00:33:17.000 You're gonna put a jacket on?
00:33:18.000 Okay.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:20.000 This gimmick has run its course.
00:33:21.000 We're gonna sell a shirt that's just... Dude, go the long shot!
00:33:23.000 Come on, you gotta get him!
00:33:24.000 Get him, get him, get him!
00:33:26.000 Come on, come on, come on, he wants it!
00:33:28.000 He wants it.
00:33:29.000 If you like what you see, obviously, go to CrowderShop.com and you get a full body suit of Steven you can wear.
00:33:33.000 No charity had cheeks like that, I'm telling you, dude.
00:33:36.000 That's right.
00:33:37.000 That's Buffalo Bill for ya.
00:33:40.000 You want to wear my fronties?
00:33:41.000 You will not find any of the outfits that we are wearing today there.
00:33:44.000 You'll find actually really cool merch, so make sure you go support us there.
00:33:46.000 You got a jacket on now?
00:33:47.000 Did I cover you long enough?
00:33:48.000 I looked less silly before.
00:33:51.000 Hey, can you buy merch?
00:33:53.000 It's like Steven Seagal banged Lloyd Christmas on the slopes.
00:33:58.000 It's just a bunch of dudes, no chicks inside.
00:34:01.000 No bad things.
00:34:02.000 Your heart attack might be a bad thing.
00:34:04.000 I want the bunani!
00:34:05.000 I want the bunani!
00:34:07.000 It's just a bunch of dudes, no chicks inside.
00:34:09.000 Hey, careful when you make fun of me, bad things happen.
00:34:11.000 Nah, no bad things. Your heart attack might be a bad thing.
00:34:14.000 My cholesterol, yeah.
00:34:15.000 Little high.
00:34:15.000 Alright.
00:34:16.000 I bet you look in there, you see clogged veins.
00:34:18.000 For people who don't know the reference, that was a...
00:34:23.000 When Brandon Lee was shot on The Crow, he said, They called me.
00:34:27.000 They called me.
00:34:29.000 And they said, Brandon Lee was shot.
00:34:33.000 He's dead.
00:34:34.000 And I said, There was a projectile in that gun.
00:34:38.000 They said, No, we're firing blanks.
00:34:40.000 I said, People don't die from blanks, brother.
00:34:44.000 If you check tomorrow, you'll see that there was a projectile in that gun.
00:34:48.000 They called me the next morning.
00:34:49.000 They said, You're amazing.
00:34:54.000 I gotta say, it doesn't really show as well from your camera angle, but from where I'm sitting, even Seagal with that hair, it's perfect!
00:35:06.000 This is actually very similar to the jacket he wears in Fire Down Below, except his is Argyle, because he's blending in a small town.
00:35:14.000 He's the worst.
00:35:15.000 No one will notice.
00:35:16.000 Yeah, no one will notice.
00:35:17.000 I'm just one of you with my $200,000 retro truck and Argyle frilly jacket.
00:35:24.000 I'm just like you, except I'm dangerous.
00:35:26.000 Hey, are you a fed?
00:35:28.000 I've never heard that word in my life.
00:35:30.000 What are you talking about?
00:35:31.000 Do feds run over puppies with tanks?
00:35:33.000 Yes!
00:35:34.000 Yes, I'm very well fed.
00:35:35.000 Then yes, I am a fed.
00:35:36.000 Okay, I'm sorry.
00:35:39.000 Guys, you can't rev me up with Steven Seagal and expect me to not get mad.
00:35:43.000 I'm here for the ride.
00:35:44.000 I do want to ask a quick question before we go on to the next story because I don't want to interrupt once we do, but Josh, I know you probably had a little different opinion.
00:35:50.000 I don't see a problem with the separation of church and state and having Louisiana state say, hey, we're going to have this display in classrooms.
00:35:58.000 Well, my belief is that in the First Amendment, it says that no law should be made respecting the establishment of a religion.
00:36:09.000 And the Ten Commandments is one of those things where I could see that not being considered super religious, and I could see it being considered as the basis of our laws, the basis of society, and a law-abiding society, but the first four commandments command you to have only one God.
00:36:26.000 Right.
00:36:26.000 And that's where I think that it kind of making it mandatory put in your class.
00:36:30.000 I don't.
00:36:31.000 Here's the argument, though.
00:36:31.000 I don't think that we should be making laws that say you can't put it in your classroom.
00:36:36.000 Right.
00:36:36.000 Right.
00:36:36.000 But but to say that it has to be in every classroom, it feels like it could.
00:36:40.000 I mean, if I was Jewish, it's the same God there.
00:36:43.000 But if I was a different religion, right, if I was a different religion and I had to put that in my classroom, I think I would feel a certain way about it.
00:36:51.000 And so that's where I go with it, where they're making a law where every classroom has to have it.
00:36:51.000 Yeah.
00:36:56.000 Seems like that's where you're crossing the line.
00:36:58.000 Well, actually, I mean, you know, obviously Jews wouldn't have a problem with it.
00:37:00.000 They're almost the originators of it.
00:37:01.000 And then, uh... Well, Judeo-Christian, yeah, right.
00:37:03.000 And then even Islam, right?
00:37:04.000 They claim to obviously respect the prophets of old, the people of the book.
00:37:08.000 And the people who would be offended by it, you know, really probably wouldn't, because if you look at Hinduism and Buddhism, it's kind of subjective.
00:37:14.000 I don't imagine that they would have a problem with the Ten Commandments in there.
00:37:17.000 So, really, we're just dealing with Satanists.
00:37:19.000 And I say screw them!
00:37:21.000 Yeah, I mean, I think, and I, I understand it too, but it's, you're not compelling any kind of behavior either, right?
00:37:27.000 And, and that was the argument used in school prayer, where you're kind of compelling behavior because it was an optional prayer and then people would give, have a problem with it.
00:37:33.000 But I, I just, I really do think that what we've done is ceded so much ground where it's like, yeah, we're going to have pride flags, we're going to have, you know, this, this kind of cult In our classroom, and we're going to teach our kids all these very terrible cultural things that we disagree with, but we cannot, under any circumstances, acknowledge how this country was founded, at the very least, or that there might be a god.
00:37:53.000 And I think that is a very, very, yeah, but how do you acknowledge it then?
00:37:57.000 Right?
00:37:57.000 I mean, does every, do every one of these people, is the ACLU that's suing Louisiana right now, are they going to stop using currency?
00:38:04.000 Because it does say, in God we trust, on our currency.
00:38:06.000 I mean, where is the line for these things?
00:38:08.000 It just seems like a big show, and I'm like, look, we made a mistake a long time ago.
00:38:13.000 We made a mistake a long time ago seeding this ground.
00:38:16.000 Our kids need to know about how this country was founded, what the founders believed, and the divine hand of God that allowed it to be so.
00:38:24.000 And then they can make a decision on what they believe.
00:38:26.000 Nobody's saying you have to believe it.
00:38:28.000 But to not teach it at all is something that I just think is absolutely moronic for the culture that we want.
00:38:34.000 And look at the results.
00:38:35.000 Once we pulled God out of the classroom, things were headed in the wrong direction.
00:38:39.000 They went 10 times faster once we did that.
00:38:42.000 I just think it's a mistake.
00:38:42.000 And I understand you want to protect people.
00:38:44.000 You want to make sure you're not establishing a religion like the Church of England.
00:38:47.000 We can do both.
00:38:48.000 You know how I know?
00:38:49.000 Because the guys that wrote it Did both.
00:38:52.000 They wrote the protection and then they had actions that said, no, of course that action is not violated.
00:38:56.000 I understand Josh's position and the issue is we don't treat, for example, progressivism and leftism like the religion that it is.
00:39:04.000 Correct.
00:39:04.000 It is secularism and it is effectively a religion based or predicated on the rejection of God.
00:39:11.000 That's really what we're dealing with right now.
00:39:12.000 In other words, if you want to say that the idea of teaching children that they can be any gender that they want, or take mind-altering cross-sex hormones at the age of six, that is a religious belief because it's not based in science.
00:39:23.000 And it's just like Satanism.
00:39:25.000 And I do mean this, when I say Satanism, by the way, I don't mean... Sorry, one second, I have a hiccup.
00:39:29.000 Oh, it's the fire water!
00:39:31.000 You want some more?
00:39:31.000 It is the fire water.
00:39:32.000 I got plenty over here.
00:39:33.000 No!
00:39:35.000 When I say Satanism, I don't mean that people are drinking children's blood and spirit cooking behind closed doors.
00:39:40.000 What I mean when I say Satanism, if you look at actual Levain Satanism, they don't even believe in God, right?
00:39:45.000 They say that if you're going to use this allegory, if you're going to use this fable, then they side with Satan.
00:39:50.000 Why?
00:39:50.000 Because they don't want to serve a God who tells you to love your enemies Or who tells you to control your emotions or who tells you to be meek and submissive to God.
00:39:58.000 They say, hey, that's a God who hates you.
00:40:00.000 You should do things that bring you pleasure.
00:40:01.000 That's what Satanism is.
00:40:02.000 It's a rejection of the ideals of God.
00:40:05.000 Take away the name Satanism, and that's exactly what there is no men.
00:40:09.000 There are no men and women.
00:40:11.000 They're fundamentally interchangeable.
00:40:13.000 There is no sexual responsibility.
00:40:15.000 There is no duty to be responsible or accountable for your own life, your own decisions, your own finances.
00:40:22.000 There is no salvation.
00:40:23.000 And hey, by the way, you are all perfect and beautiful the way you are.
00:40:26.000 That is a rejection of every single... well, those ones, I should say, are a rejection of fundamentally godly principles that were the basis of this country, and that's why we are where we are.
00:40:37.000 So we do have to look at them both and say, let's put these on equal footing.
00:40:40.000 Leftism, progressivism, is a religion.
00:40:43.000 They're still making sacrifices.
00:40:43.000 Yeah.
00:40:44.000 That's what abortion is.
00:40:45.000 It's a sacrifice at the altar of self.
00:40:47.000 Yeah.
00:40:48.000 Let's be honest.
00:40:49.000 When you're talking about a party that supports abortion up until and including birth period, and even after birth in some instances like Virginia, or states like California, Colorado, if they had their way, we're no longer talking about a life.
00:41:00.000 It is human sacrifice at the altar of self.
00:41:03.000 And I think the reason for this, if people may think it's an overcorrection, and you can comment below, It's necessary at this point, because we've been acting as though all of these other ideals, these values that are corrosive, that have seeped in, that they're not somehow religious because these people claim that they're not religious.
00:41:20.000 But they are dogmatic, and they do subscribe to a doctrine.
00:41:23.000 It's the doctrine of me, me, me, me, me.
00:41:26.000 And, you know, not to be exclusive, but none of those other religions or ideas or tenets of belief had any impact on the founding of this country.
00:41:33.000 So when you're talking about the founding of this country, I'm sorry but we didn't look to Islam to find out how to arrange society.
00:41:33.000 No.
00:41:40.000 We didn't look to Hinduism.
00:41:41.000 We didn't look to Buddhism or Taoism or any of these other things.
00:41:45.000 We looked to Christianity and we looked to Judaism when you look at the Old Testament.
00:41:49.000 We looked to Judeo-Christian principles to found this country.
00:41:53.000 I do agree, I do agree that we should, you know, we gotta keep reminders of how this country was formed and what the ideas were behind it and all that, but I do think it's important to remember that people were escaping religious persecution.
00:42:05.000 Right, and there's no persecution by having a person.
00:42:07.000 And if we're gonna stick to the things that started this country and stuff, yeah, there's some, you know, it's backed up by Christianity, Judeo-Christianity, but it's also, I would support a law or a bill that made the Bill of Rights, or the Declaration of Independence, both of them be put in classrooms.
00:42:21.000 Yeah.
00:42:21.000 See, that's a different thing.
00:42:22.000 I think if you could teach those—I think that's more important, honestly.
00:42:25.000 I don't— Nobody's teaching these kids these—if you ask any kid what the—if you asked yesterday what the 19th Amendment was to a bunch of—nobody's gonna know.
00:42:34.000 No, you're right.
00:42:35.000 You're right.
00:42:36.000 I would actually agree with that point, that I think that those should be mandatory.
00:42:39.000 I think the Pledge of Allegiance should, understanding the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, you
00:42:42.000 know who knows those things?
00:42:43.000 Usually people who have immigrated to this country legally because they've had to go
00:42:45.000 through a citizenship test.
00:42:46.000 You'd be surprised as to what a lot of those people know and hey, that's why they end up
00:42:50.000 becoming law-abiding citizens, not to be confused with illegal immigrants or El Chapo.
00:42:55.000 There's a lot of kids that grow up thinking that everything's against them.
00:42:59.000 That everything's racist, everything's against them.
00:43:01.000 If you have the Bill of Rights and the Constitution up in the classrooms, every day they can look at it, they get to see it, they get to look for it themselves.
00:43:06.000 Wow, I guess I can do that.
00:43:08.000 I can do this, I can do that, I can... Except they have a bunch of public school teachers saying, well you can't because those are written by white men and they actually don't apply to you and it's systemically racist.
00:43:15.000 You're like, oh, skunked again!
00:43:17.000 They'll say the same thing about the Ten Commandments.
00:43:18.000 They'll say the same thing about everything.
00:43:20.000 They'll say the same thing about someone who happens to have a penis.
00:43:22.000 Who's a man, by the way.
00:43:23.000 Yeah.
00:43:23.000 Well.
00:43:24.000 Chief Shee-who-was-a-he.
00:43:26.000 Yes.
00:43:27.000 I don't know what that means.
00:43:29.000 Speak when you have no fundamental basis.
00:43:31.000 So before we get before we get to the arguments in the statistics in which Jon Stewart is completely wrong.
00:43:37.000 It's also important to look at this through the filter of what is the Second Amendment?
00:43:42.000 So even if the case could be made and it can't the way that Jon Stewart makes it.
00:43:48.000 At the end of the day, it doesn't matter because do you have the right to defend yourself or do you not?
00:43:52.000 Well, we have the Second Amendment that says you do.
00:43:54.000 And we have Supreme Court rulings that say you do.
00:43:57.000 Now let me be really clear here.
00:43:58.000 Jon Stewart is one of the best ever at what he does.
00:44:03.000 I think he's progressively gotten more left and I think that he proselytizes a little bit more now.
00:44:09.000 I think he's far and away funnier than Bill Maher or Trevor Noah.
00:44:13.000 You can comment below.
00:44:14.000 I think he's really good at what he does.
00:44:15.000 I think he's a very smart guy.
00:44:17.000 This segment, however, is wrong.
00:44:21.000 And I will tell you exactly why all of it is wrong.
00:44:24.000 But he wants to make the case, if you haven't gone and watched this, it's been making the rounds, it's gotten millions of plays, that actually crime is down across the country, and certainly in big blue cities, and the crime in big blue cities is actually the result of Republican gun policies.
00:44:41.000 Here's a montage.
00:44:42.000 It's one of the right's favorite talking points, not just for Milwaukee, but for all Democratic-run cities.
00:44:47.000 That those cities are crime-infested shitholes, where life is miserable and everyone hates everybody.
00:44:53.000 By the way, it does turn out that crime is actually down.
00:44:56.000 The FBI reporting the nation's violent crime rate has dropped dramatically this year.
00:45:01.000 Overall violent crime down 15% from last year.
00:45:05.000 Murders down 26%.
00:45:08.000 By every national metric, crime is down.
00:45:10.000 That's so much.
00:45:11.000 Solid trend.
00:45:12.000 Now all of this, by the way, is not to say that gun crime does not exist.
00:45:15.000 Of course it does!
00:45:16.000 And some cities are worse than others.
00:45:18.000 But here's the thing.
00:45:19.000 And I say this with all due respect.
00:45:23.000 The balls of these right-wing motherfuckers.
00:45:28.000 Talking about how there's too much gun crime and chaos in our democratic cities.
00:45:34.000 When Republicans are the ones who've enabled the flood of illegal weaponry into our cities in the first place.
00:45:44.000 93% of the illegal guns used in crimes in New York City aren't from here!
00:45:50.000 The guns come from states like Florida, and Georgia, and South Carolina, where the gun laws are lax.
00:45:56.000 Well, I guess I'll be your right-wing mother f***er, because you're wrong.
00:46:01.000 And here's the thing, Jon Stewart is very, very smart.
00:46:04.000 So I don't know if it's people who've gotten him information that he hasn't taken the time to fact-check.
00:46:09.000 Or I don't know if he knows that these are misleading statistics and by that I mean flat-out incorrect and is simply deciding to use them anyway to score political points.
00:46:19.000 I'd like to think it's not the latter.
00:46:20.000 All I know is that it is incorrect and I will provide all references.
00:46:24.000 Link in the description or ladderwithcreditor.com.
00:46:25.000 Let's go through it point by point.
00:46:27.000 Here's a claim that he makes that crime is actually down in major cities.
00:46:33.000 It's one of the right's favorite talking points, not just for Milwaukee, but for all Democratic-run cities.
00:46:39.000 It does turn out that crime is actually down.
00:46:41.000 Okay, here's the truth.
00:46:43.000 Uh, no.
00:46:44.000 Crime is up.
00:46:47.000 When he says crime is down, what he's referring to is this new trend of under-reporting crime.
00:46:54.000 So I'm going to disabuse you of this notion, the basis of his argument.
00:46:57.000 So let me give you some information here.
00:47:00.000 The FBI started accepting data from only one source.
00:47:00.000 2021.
00:47:03.000 This was a change of course.
00:47:05.000 This is not how they did it before.
00:47:06.000 This will affect crime statistics.
00:47:08.000 And that source is the National Incident-Based Reporting System, NIBRS, even though it's not even shorter to say.
00:47:13.000 Yes.
00:47:13.000 Nibbers.
00:47:13.000 2022.
00:47:18.000 2022.
00:47:19.000 Almost one-third of law enforcement, all law enforcement agencies, don't report any data.
00:47:26.000 To the N-I-B-R-S.
00:47:28.000 Then by 2023, still almost one quarter not reporting.
00:47:31.000 At all.
00:47:32.000 Now, let me read this for you.
00:47:33.000 The National Crime Victimization Survey, which interviews citizens directly, they report that only four in ten violent crimes are reported at all.
00:47:41.000 Only three in ten property crimes are reported.
00:47:44.000 So, it's like, if you only count the calories you eat while you're sober, fine, but you're still going to end up dying in the street.
00:47:52.000 Hey man, you don't know that.
00:47:54.000 Well, I am a car.
00:47:55.000 You are.
00:47:55.000 I didn't know.
00:47:56.000 Well, if it's ever clear, you could fuel it.
00:47:56.000 So probably.
00:47:58.000 Hey, ethanol.
00:47:59.000 Here's another truth.
00:48:01.000 Okay.
00:48:03.000 Once we've established they've fundamentally changed their method of reporting and also the why there would matter.
00:48:08.000 I can't give you that answer definitively.
00:48:10.000 I can guess as to why they would decide to report it differently when they've had a crime wave the likes of which we haven't seen in many, many, many years and they need to for political expediency reduce it.
00:48:20.000 Let's just change the reporting mechanisms.
00:48:21.000 But the truth is crime is up.
00:48:24.000 And certainly in the context of what Republicans and Donald Trump have been saying.
00:48:27.000 Murders in big cities are higher, much higher, than pre-COVID levels.
00:48:32.000 Okay?
00:48:33.000 Let's look at New York City.
00:48:34.000 All right?
00:48:35.000 That was a 70-year low.
00:48:35.000 2017, 292.
00:48:41.000 2020, 468.
00:48:41.000 Let's look at Biden's New York City.
00:48:43.000 That's Trump beginning to end.
00:48:45.000 You have 488, 438, and then all of a sudden 386.
00:48:49.000 But the crime reporting is not the same as it used to be.
00:48:53.000 And when asked to explain the rising crime, New York City Mayor Eric Adams had this to say.
00:48:59.000 First woman of color to be the commissioner.
00:49:02.000 First Spanish-speaking to be the commissioner in the police department.
00:49:05.000 First Trinidadian to be a deputy mayor.
00:49:08.000 First Dominican to be a deputy mayor.
00:49:11.000 First African-American to be the first deputy mayor.
00:49:15.000 Second African-American to be the chief of staff.
00:49:18.000 Why?
00:49:18.000 The first one was by David Dinkins.
00:49:20.000 When you look at our administration, first Indian-American to be a deputy mayor.
00:49:25.000 First Filipino-American to be a deputy mayor.
00:49:27.000 First Korean American to have small business services.
00:49:30.000 You look at our administration and you will see for yourself,
00:49:33.000 we got all of this chocolate running the city.
00:49:35.000 Well, if you say so.
00:49:39.000 I wouldn't have said it like that.
00:49:40.000 Is that why they have so much diabetes?
00:49:45.000 Violent crime is up.
00:49:46.000 And by the way, you see this same trend across most major cities.
00:49:49.000 D.C., Chicago, Los Angeles, and yes, the one that was mentioned, Milwaukee.
00:49:54.000 So we have crimes not being reported the same way.
00:49:56.000 We have an overall trend of certainly before that method of reporting and continuing with that method of reporting.
00:50:02.000 If you go to pre-COVID levels, we have crime that is up overall.
00:50:04.000 This is irrefutable.
00:50:05.000 Here's another truth.
00:50:07.000 These numbers are actually probably significantly worse.
00:50:09.000 If you wonder why people are so concerned with violent crime while talking heads, comedians, entertainers, analysts like Jon Stewart and people at CNN don't actually think that people are suffering crime waves, well, that's also because they're experiencing something that you're missing, and a big part of that is that many crimes no longer go prosecuted at all in a lot of these cities.
00:50:29.000 For example, retail theft.
00:50:31.000 In California, $950 or less, it's a misdemeanor.
00:50:31.000 Right?
00:50:34.000 You have people who are, it's just a revolving door of thieves at Walgreens.
00:50:37.000 You have entire franchises that have moved out of cities.
00:50:41.000 In California, things like public urination.
00:50:44.000 That's not going to be prosecuted anymore.
00:50:45.000 And by the way, they even have a book about it.
00:50:48.000 Yeah.
00:50:49.000 Oh my god!
00:50:52.000 It's very accurate, too.
00:50:54.000 We've talked about bail reform.
00:50:55.000 We've talked about no cash bail.
00:50:57.000 We've talked about the recidivism.
00:50:58.000 We've had stories here where people have committed, I believe one of them was 70-something crimes, and they were back out on the streets.
00:51:05.000 It happens all the time.
00:51:06.000 So you have crimes that aren't being listed at all as crimes, right?
00:51:10.000 Or they're not being prosecuted, so these criminals are free to roam in these cities, and then the citizens have to experience it.
00:51:16.000 You have a new, a very novel reporting system, a new method of reporting that, by the way, is a system that at least a quarter, as far as we know right now, and for those years at least a third of law enforcement agencies don't use, and you still have increased crime across these cities, largely in blue cities, which will bring us to the next point that he makes.
00:51:35.000 Here's the claim.
00:51:37.000 Well, even if you maybe believe that the crime is up, gun violence, of course this is the term, gun violence in blue cities is actually the fault of Republicans and Conservatives.
00:51:48.000 Now all of this, by the way, is not to say that gun crime does not exist.
00:51:51.000 Of course it does!
00:51:53.000 And some cities are worse than others.
00:51:55.000 But here's the thing.
00:51:56.000 And I say this with all due respect.
00:51:59.000 The balls of these right-wing motherfuckers.
00:52:05.000 Talking about how there's too much gun crime and chaos in our democratic cities when Republicans are the ones who've enabled the flood of illegal weaponry into our cities in the first place.
00:52:24.000 Let me just go to the truth.
00:52:26.000 And I'll start out with a question.
00:52:28.000 What about their cities?
00:52:31.000 This is the easiest way to debunk this, and I know he's a rational person.
00:52:34.000 You cannot make the argument that in these blue cities, gun crime is up because of the red districts, where they have higher gun ownership, but they don't have crime.
00:52:46.000 So, let me give you some stats here.
00:52:47.000 The gun-friendly states, right, and the suburbs they're in, is the safest areas in America.
00:52:53.000 So in 2020, 2% of US counties had 56% of all the murders.
00:53:00.000 Wow, I bet you I can guess them.
00:53:02.000 And all of the high murder counties have a Democrat mayor.
00:53:07.000 All of them.
00:53:08.000 Only one out of the 32 most violent counties voted for Trump.
00:53:11.000 That's Kern County in California.
00:53:14.000 And illegal weaponry?
00:53:15.000 I don't know what he means.
00:53:16.000 Does he mean magazine capacity?
00:53:19.000 Does he mean weapons that have been purchased illegally?
00:53:22.000 In other words, they haven't been purchased in the way that people in these counties, in suburban high gun ownership or rural counties, would purchase their firearms?
00:53:30.000 Either way, the rate-limiting factor is the criminal who's procuring these guns illegally.
00:53:36.000 We have counties with far, far more guns than the most violent counties.
00:53:41.000 They do not have the gun crime.
00:53:44.000 Only the counties, these major cities where we have seen increased crime, increased violent crime, which are entirely run by Democrats, have seen those problems.
00:53:52.000 It doesn't hold water.
00:53:54.000 It is completely illogical.
00:53:56.000 And here's another truth that's very uncomfortable, okay?
00:54:00.000 If you take out black firearm deaths, the numbers are dramatically different.
00:54:07.000 It's not about race, it's about big city culture, and it's about these big city cultures, these metropolitan cultures, by the way, that are run by leftist mayors.
00:54:18.000 That's what happens.
00:54:18.000 If you take the average rate of firearm deaths per 100,000, and you look at them by race, we exclude suicide.
00:54:25.000 We're talking about firearm homicides, violent crimes.
00:54:27.000 2018 to 2022, Native Americans, about 4.8.
00:54:32.000 people. Asians 0.9, whites 2.5, black Americans 23.8. 23.8 even though whites
00:54:32.000 Per 100,000 people.
00:54:32.000 Asians 0.9.
00:54:32.000 Whites 2.5.
00:54:41.000 have the highest rate of gun ownership.
00:54:43.000 Let's look at those rates.
00:54:44.000 Asians, 10%.
00:54:45.000 Hispanic, 20%.
00:54:46.000 Black, 24%.
00:54:47.000 Whites, 38%.
00:54:50.000 38% as far as gun ownership, but only 2.5 when you're talking about the actual firearm deaths per 100,000 people.
00:54:57.000 It's not even close.
00:54:59.000 And here's the thing, if we actually want to look at the problem and solve it, there's no running away from these numbers.
00:55:06.000 All of these cities that have seen these crime waves run by Democrat mayors.
00:55:10.000 You cannot escape it.
00:55:12.000 The crime and the people who are most likely the victims of the crime.
00:55:16.000 Black Americans living in these cities.
00:55:19.000 Here's another truth.
00:55:20.000 Okay?
00:55:21.000 Rural areas, where you have the highest gun ownership, see the lowest gun murders.
00:55:25.000 Again, when you take out gun suicides, gun deaths in rural areas, they're less than half of urban areas.
00:55:32.000 They're less than half of urban areas.
00:55:35.000 More guns in these rural and suburban areas, far more guns, less than half.
00:55:41.000 of the actual gun deaths.
00:55:43.000 It's, it's not even close.
00:55:44.000 If you want to make the, it's the Republicans' fault, okay, well then I guess, how would you solve it?
00:55:49.000 In other words, if you said, well we're not going to look at black firearm deaths, we're not going to look at the fact that these are run entirely by Democrat mayors, um, the problem is Republicans, right?
00:55:55.000 The problem is Republicans and where these guns are coming from.
00:55:58.000 The only way to solve that is to go to the areas that have high gun ownership, where they are not committing crimes, and take away their guns.
00:56:06.000 There is no solution that couldn't involve that!
00:56:10.000 Or, maybe we have a problem with these cities.
00:56:15.000 You starting to get the picture?
00:56:18.000 And by the way, vehicular homicide in rural areas, I'm giving this one to you, it still is a problem.
00:56:24.000 At that point, just get on the car.
00:56:41.000 Yeah, what are you doing?
00:56:42.000 I mean, I don't even feel bad for him.
00:56:43.000 I'm on the car side here.
00:56:44.000 Just crawl up on it.
00:56:45.000 I mean, obviously I'm on the car side.
00:56:46.000 Look at me.
00:56:47.000 You can tell by my turn signals.
00:56:50.000 You have turn signals?
00:56:51.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:56:53.000 Those are hazard lights.
00:56:54.000 I don't even know how we jerry-rigged that, but it also...
00:56:57.000 It doesn't work very well.
00:56:58.000 We need a spring for better.
00:56:59.000 I think I have those exact same lights and bathtub toys for my kids.
00:57:02.000 It's a user error.
00:57:03.000 It's a user error.
00:57:04.000 It's me.
00:57:05.000 I've been told I don't know how to press the buttons right.
00:57:09.000 I'll toss it to you guys, if you think there's anything that I've missed.
00:57:12.000 Again, I think Jon Stewart is brilliant.
00:57:13.000 I think he's very funny.
00:57:14.000 He is wrong, objectively.
00:57:16.000 It's not even close.
00:57:17.000 It's not really something that can be up for debate as far as the numbers.
00:57:21.000 The question becomes why.
00:57:22.000 You can comment below why you think it is.
00:57:25.000 I don't know at this point.
00:57:26.000 He's passionate.
00:57:28.000 He's a passionate dude and I think he's passionate about it.
00:57:30.000 I think it blinds him.
00:57:31.000 Yeah.
00:57:32.000 Or I think it either blinds him or, you know, he is busy.
00:57:34.000 He doesn't, it's not his regular show anymore.
00:57:35.000 He only hosts on Mondays or whatever it is.
00:57:37.000 So maybe he just comes in, gets what the writers tell him.
00:57:39.000 He goes, yeah, I agree.
00:57:40.000 What the, this is the numbers.
00:57:41.000 This is crazy.
00:57:42.000 And then just puts out the story cause he is passionate about it.
00:57:44.000 Yeah.
00:57:44.000 And I get that.
00:57:45.000 And also I was, there was two, you said the two counties at the 56% of the murders are the two counties, uh, whatever Chicago's in and, uh, New York 2% of the murders happen.
00:57:56.000 Or I'm sorry.
00:57:57.000 Two counties, half the murders?
00:57:57.000 What was the static?
00:57:59.000 It wasn't two counties, it was something else.
00:58:02.000 Go up a little further.
00:58:03.000 Oh yeah, hold on a second.
00:58:03.000 Which one are we talking about?
00:58:04.000 Right there.
00:58:05.000 2% of the U.S.
00:58:05.000 counties had 56% of U.S.
00:58:06.000 murders.
00:58:08.000 2% of the counties, and these are largely, of course, Democrat major cities.
00:58:11.000 Oh, 2%, okay.
00:58:12.000 Now, of course, the 2% of those counties have higher populations because they tend to be urban metropolitan areas.
00:58:16.000 And a lot of them have no gun laws.
00:58:18.000 Like Chicago, no guns at all.
00:58:21.000 New York City, I believe.
00:58:21.000 There's no guns, right?
00:58:22.000 There's no handguns, nothing?
00:58:23.000 But it's not the fault of their... They're never responsible for their own domains, are they?
00:58:27.000 It's like, well, no, it's not my fault in this city.
00:58:27.000 Right.
00:58:29.000 Remember with Chicago?
00:58:30.000 Barack Obama said, no, they're getting all their guns from Indiana.
00:58:33.000 Okay.
00:58:34.000 What's the crime rate in rural Indiana?
00:58:37.000 I went to the gun show.
00:58:39.000 There wasn't a gun show loophole.
00:58:40.000 They kicked me out.
00:58:42.000 Now, if you mean the gun show loophole was there happened to be some Some gang members in the parking lot with an open trunk?
00:58:48.000 The only solution is to take away your freedoms.
00:58:48.000 Sure.
00:58:52.000 In other words, if you're to point, this is what's so scary about it.
00:58:55.000 All right, hold on a second.
00:58:56.000 You screwed up with your cities.
00:58:57.000 No, no, no.
00:58:58.000 We didn't.
00:58:59.000 Well, hold on a second.
00:59:00.000 When you look at the bail reform, when you look at the no cash bill, when you look at the recidivism rate, when you look at not prosecuting crimes, and you look at, oh, no, no, no, it's the suburbs and it's the rural areas.
00:59:08.000 They have all the guns and those guns are making it here.
00:59:10.000 It's like, okay, you're saying that their guns are making it here, but their guns are already I wonder how many of these illegal gun crimes he's talking about are just possession charges.
00:59:22.000 Right.
00:59:23.000 Like no one used a gun in a crime.
00:59:25.000 They just got caught carrying a weapon in a place.
00:59:29.000 I think that's a huge number of illegal gun crimes in places like New York and Chicago.
00:59:34.000 These many crimes, people arrested with guns.
00:59:36.000 Technically, it's a crime, but it's like the immigration thing.
00:59:39.000 Well, yeah, immigrating illegally is a crime, so that's a crime, but they're also committing other crimes.
00:59:43.000 Yeah.
00:59:43.000 Well, we're using the gun homicide rates or gun death rates, and they are higher in big blue cities.
00:59:48.000 But yes, people can be charged by simply carrying a firearm that would be constitutionally protected with other states who actually value the rule of law in this country.
00:59:55.000 But the violent crime, that's the big difference.
00:59:57.000 The violent crime is a plague in these cities.
01:00:01.000 And I know what people say, well, that's because there are more people.
01:00:03.000 No, no, we're talking about the rate per 100,000.
01:00:06.000 Yeah.
01:00:07.000 But if people are closer together in a big city, okay, then I would also argue back to the first point.
01:00:12.000 It's the people with the mindset that creates in all blue city and those gun laws for decades that lends itself more to no cash bail and crime.
01:00:23.000 There's no escaping it when you have the contrast.
01:00:26.000 There's no escaping that Detroit is the left.
01:00:30.000 Period.
01:00:31.000 Since 1961.
01:00:31.000 No exceptions.
01:00:34.000 There's no escaping it.
01:00:36.000 You've had Detroit.
01:00:36.000 And you've had other counties.
01:00:39.000 And every single policy they've wanted to implement, they have.
01:00:42.000 There's no escaping that Chicago is the left.
01:00:45.000 There's no escaping it.
01:00:46.000 There's no escaping that San Francisco is the left.
01:00:48.000 At a certain point, you do have to deal with it, and you can't just blame the Republican counties and those dumb hicks out there who own all the guns anyway and don't commit the crimes.
01:00:58.000 It just doesn't work.
01:00:59.000 And I think, to go back to an earlier question about why it does, I think it's willful ignorance.
01:00:59.000 I know.
01:01:04.000 I thought you were going to say Wilford Brimley.
01:01:06.000 No, absolutely.
01:01:06.000 No, not Brimley.
01:01:07.000 No.
01:01:07.000 The Sugarfoot?
01:01:09.000 I really do think it's willful ignorance because what they're doing, there's two parts of this that really piss me off.
01:01:14.000 One, John Oliver, gosh, John Stewart, is making a terrible argument and he knows it.
01:01:20.000 There is no way to call that illegal weaponry.
01:01:22.000 Just because you've outlawed guns in New York City doesn't make a gun illegal according to the U.S.
01:01:27.000 Constitution.
01:01:28.000 It means that you have laws that are overreaching.
01:01:30.000 But the second part of all of this is that he's trying to shill for Biden.
01:01:35.000 He's trying to go, look at the job this administration is doing.
01:01:38.000 In most of the other examples that I can think of of Donald Trump, where maybe a stat that he has was going down, like a good economic indicator was going up, but they would say still not as good as under Obama.
01:01:49.000 Still not as high as the previous administration.
01:01:51.000 What they're doing right now is saying, hey, look, gas prices are going down.
01:01:55.000 Look, inflation is going down.
01:01:57.000 Look, these things are all trending in the right direction.
01:01:59.000 Yeah, but they're still 20, 30, 50% higher than under the previous administration.
01:02:06.000 So you're just correcting some of the errors that you have made and you still haven't gotten us back to pre-COVID levels.
01:02:06.000 Right.
01:02:12.000 That is the kind of reporting that you need.
01:02:14.000 That is the kind of honest reporting that I think they would go, well, if Donald Trump was in office, he'd go still higher than the previous administration, even though he's making progress.
01:02:21.000 And do you know why it's the kind of reporting you need?
01:02:23.000 Because it informs you so you can make decisions for your life.
01:02:26.000 Where to move, If owning a firearm is more dangerous than being disarmed, for example, when people believe you're in greater danger of having a firearm in your house, you repeat these kinds of talking points.
01:02:35.000 It affects people's decisions if they believe it.
01:02:37.000 The problem is it's not true.
01:02:40.000 Josh?
01:02:41.000 Yeah?
01:02:41.000 Again, with the fire water, where are you getting the bottles?
01:02:45.000 Drive-thru tobacco shop.
01:02:48.000 Tobacco?
01:02:48.000 You are loaded.
01:02:50.000 Knock it off.
01:02:51.000 We got different rules on the resume!
01:02:53.000 You know what, Josh?
01:02:53.000 You want some?
01:02:54.000 Yes, I do.
01:02:55.000 Here, I got another bottle right here.
01:02:57.000 Toss it over.
01:02:57.000 No, no, no, no, don't toss it over!
01:02:59.000 Don't, don't, just... I'll simply... Alright.
01:03:01.000 You can walk around the teepee.
01:03:03.000 What is this?
01:03:04.000 What does this have to do with Native Americans?
01:03:04.000 Why do I have a giant pencil?
01:03:06.000 Well, it's because it's in your cupboard.
01:03:08.000 That doesn't look like a pencil.
01:03:09.000 That's a pencil.
01:03:10.000 We've got giant cards here.
01:03:11.000 If you want to play blackjack, I can... I don't even know.
01:03:15.000 Wait.
01:03:15.000 Pencils are in the cupboard?
01:03:16.000 I'm going to get pulled over for having a headlight out.
01:03:18.000 I better turn both off.
01:03:19.000 I didn't know that pencils were in the cupboard.
01:03:20.000 And what's on my back?
01:03:22.000 There's something in this jacket.
01:03:25.000 I hope it's not a spider.
01:03:26.000 Maybe it's a buffalo tooth.
01:03:28.000 It's definitely a spider.
01:03:29.000 It's a spider.
01:03:30.000 By the way, are we doing the costume contest winners here or on Mug Club?
01:03:34.000 Here, we did them here last.
01:03:36.000 Okay, we'll do them here.
01:03:37.000 So, none of this happens without you, our lovely members of... Yeah, you know what?
01:03:43.000 I am going to try this.
01:03:45.000 You're going to take a swig?
01:03:46.000 It's child-proof.
01:03:47.000 I just give up on it.
01:03:48.000 Tim's head just gone.
01:03:50.000 You gotta have the hands of the drunk to open that thing.
01:03:53.000 Ancient Native Secret, my friend.
01:03:59.000 Well, Cherokee's pissed.
01:04:03.000 You gotta walk the Trail of Tears before you can open that thing right there.
01:04:06.000 You gotta touch your nose and walk the cop line.
01:04:09.000 Tim's hat looks like an old colonial sailor or something.
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01:04:21.000 $99 annually. You can go Muggles for $9, but it's gay.
01:04:26.000 Ha ha ha ha!
01:04:28.000 Costume contest winners!
01:04:31.000 Let's bring in the music of my people and see who's going to win swag bags and DNA samples from Gerald.
01:04:39.000 Third place!
01:04:40.000 Who do we have?
01:04:41.000 We have an honorable mention.
01:04:42.000 Do you want it at top or bottom?
01:04:45.000 I can't see them.
01:04:47.000 Is it honorable mention for third place or is it like a first place?
01:04:50.000 It would be first place but it's the same gentleman who won last week.
01:04:53.000 Well then show it.
01:04:54.000 Now, maybe?
01:04:55.000 Well, you know what?
01:04:56.000 Let's show it last, then.
01:04:57.000 I would imagine it's probably a very good costume.
01:04:59.000 It is.
01:04:59.000 And so we'll show it last.
01:05:00.000 Okay, let's have a drumroll from my people.
01:05:05.000 In third place, we have... Alright, our third place winner, NickAtNight69!
01:05:15.000 Just wore his normal outfit and got on a horse.
01:05:17.000 That's a horrible username!
01:05:19.000 It's the Burger Chief!
01:05:20.000 I saw the behind-the-scenes documentary of Nickelodeon and Disney, and the name makes me uncomfortable.
01:05:27.000 Not good.
01:05:28.000 That guy looked like Flamming Saddles.
01:05:28.000 Not good.
01:05:30.000 Not everything is fodder for comedy, but good!
01:05:30.000 That's cool.
01:05:33.000 NakedKnight69, we appreciate it, and we're going to be sent... What does he get?
01:05:37.000 He gets a shirt.
01:05:38.000 He gets a shirt.
01:05:40.000 Alright, in second place, let's get a drumroll.
01:05:42.000 Alright, second place.
01:05:47.000 Get to it, Trevor!
01:05:49.000 Ah, there you go!
01:05:50.000 Oh, wounded knees!
01:05:52.000 Alright, this is Gabriela Vigs Vigorito.
01:05:55.000 Very nice, Gabriela!
01:05:56.000 Let me guess... Elizabeth Warren, right?
01:05:59.000 Is that the implication?
01:06:00.000 The original dreamcatcher!
01:06:02.000 I'm Native Ameri- I have more Sub-Saharan African in me than she has Native American.
01:06:07.000 Well, in your posterior.
01:06:08.000 And she wrote a cookbook, Pow Wow Chow.
01:06:10.000 Racist bitch.
01:06:11.000 Let's grab...
01:06:13.000 First place winner of the costume contest.
01:06:13.000 Number one.
01:06:16.000 Alright, and in first place, VBMatthew21.
01:06:23.000 That's awesome.
01:06:23.000 Oh.
01:06:25.000 That's me last Saturday.
01:06:28.000 And you're going to get an entire swag bag, which will not include fire water because of the liquor laws.
01:06:35.000 That's true.
01:06:36.000 I can ship.
01:06:37.000 Plus, I want it for myself.
01:06:38.000 Well, there's more for you.
01:06:39.000 Alright.
01:06:40.000 Honorable mention goes to, again, last week's winner, John Veitch.
01:06:45.000 Oh my word!
01:06:47.000 He nailed it!
01:06:48.000 Wow!
01:06:50.000 Well, someone's gonna call PETA.
01:06:52.000 Shows a lot of trust in horse.
01:06:54.000 Honestly, he looks pretty badass.
01:06:56.000 Yeah, that's awesome.
01:06:57.000 There's something about war paint that makes you, you look at it, you're like, yeah, I want to sculpt you.
01:07:01.000 I would believe, I would immediately believe that that guy can shoot an arrow right in the horse.
01:07:06.000 Yeah, I would too.
01:07:07.000 I would too.
01:07:08.000 I would also believe that, you know, we could send him some small fox blankets.
01:07:11.000 Oh, where'd you get those?
01:07:12.000 Well, it was before germ theory, so, you know, it was a happy accident.
01:07:18.000 Happy for who?
01:07:19.000 I don't know.
01:07:20.000 You know, I'm sure some people were happy.
01:07:22.000 Also research sent in that for best Steven Seagal impression, Billy the Kid.
01:07:26.000 Oh!
01:07:29.000 Oh!
01:07:31.000 Laughter Alright.
01:07:35.000 That wig and mustache is going underrated today.
01:07:37.000 We're going to continue, of course, with Chat Thursday on Mug Club.
01:07:39.000 If you're watching on Rumble, you just click that button right there and join up.
01:07:43.000 None of this happens without you.
01:07:46.000 Millions of dollars shut off from YouTube and the staff of close to 30 people here, so it is you.
01:07:52.000 It's your support, not a foreign caliphate.
01:07:53.000 Josh, you're going to be where?
01:07:54.000 I'm going to be at Summit City Comedy Club in the ancient land of Indiana.
01:07:59.000 Uh, tomorrow.
01:08:00.000 Wait, is today Thursday?
01:08:01.000 Yeah, tomorrow.
01:08:02.000 Tomorrow's Saturday.
01:08:02.000 They're the reason for all the crime in Chicago.
01:08:04.000 They are.
01:08:04.000 That's what I heard.
01:08:05.000 And the corn in my belly.
01:08:06.000 Yeah.
01:08:07.000 So thank you.
01:08:08.000 Yep, yep.
01:08:09.000 The sign says, Indiana, more than just corn.
01:08:11.000 And on the sign is corn.
01:08:14.000 Isn't that ridiculous?
01:08:15.000 In case you didn't know what it was.
01:08:16.000 We love you, Indiana, but YouTube, piss off.