Louder with Crowder - June 05, 2026


Russia's Temu Davos: Ft. Steven Seagal, Candace Owens, & a Sex Offender

Hosted by
Steven Crowder
Mentioned
Steven Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Houthis Jeffrey Epstein Tucker Carlson Jesse Ridgeway Lives Matter Mug Club Cogswell Darwin Josh Geez
Henry Nowak's Death Changed Everything - And They Should Be Terrified How They're Stealing The LA Election Right in Front of Your Eyes

Episode Stats


Length

16 minutes

Words per minute

122.86

Word count

2,021

Sentence count

241

Harmful content

Misogyny

3

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Toxicity

21

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Hate speech

16

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Summary

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This week, Tucker and Josh are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Josh, to talk about the tragic news of Steven's recent hospital stay, and to discuss some of the stupid things people do on the internet. They also talk about how the internet is becoming more and more Orwellian, and why we should be worried.

Transcript

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00:04:47.000 Good morning to, I was going to say Mug Club, but there's more than just Mug Club here.
00:04:52.000 Good morning to all of you.
00:04:53.000 Steven will be back on Monday.
00:04:55.000 He's still recovering.
00:04:57.000 He did more than he was supposed to.
00:04:58.000 We were trying to kick him out on Thursday, and he was like, now I got to stay here and do it.
00:05:04.000 His chest cavity is healing.
00:05:07.000 Yes.
00:05:08.000 Make it sound extra clinical.
00:05:10.000 Yeah.
00:05:12.000 He had bars in his chest that are now removed, and so his chest is not caving in on his heart and lungs, causing him to have issues there.
00:05:19.000 But it's going to take him a couple of weeks to get really.
00:05:21.000 Fully back into the swing of things.
00:05:23.000 So you're stuck with me.
00:05:24.000 And then, you know, if I'm here, then he's there laying the brain sitting in my chair.
00:05:29.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:29.000 So it's not all bad for the audience.
00:05:31.000 No, I mean, there are some positives, I guess.
00:05:34.000 That's on me, isn't it?
00:05:35.000 Yep, a little bit.
00:05:36.000 Yeah, so I really don't care how you're doing.
00:05:37.000 Josh, hi.
00:05:38.000 Hey, what's up?
00:05:38.000 How are you?
00:05:39.000 That was a great intro.
00:05:40.000 Thank you.
00:05:40.000 Yeah.
00:05:43.000 I do what I can.
00:05:44.000 Wednesday, June 24th at the Addison Improv in Dallas, Texas.
00:05:47.000 He will do much better than I just did.
00:05:50.000 No, with a mustache.
00:05:51.000 You're going to have the mustache for that?
00:05:53.000 I'm going to grow it back out.
00:05:54.000 Yeah. 0.94
00:05:56.000 Because I don't like my fat face. 1.00
00:05:58.000 I look like that famous mukbang guy. 1.00
00:06:00.000 You need to be nice to you. 1.00
00:06:01.000 No.
00:06:02.000 Are you going to have the beard or are you just going to go with the stash?
00:06:05.000 I don't know yet.
00:06:05.000 We'll see how it goes.
00:06:06.000 No, people need to know.
00:06:08.000 I got a new beard balm.
00:06:10.000 Beard balm.
00:06:11.000 Beard balm.
00:06:12.000 So we'll see how it works out.
00:06:14.000 All right.
00:06:14.000 Fantastic.
00:06:15.000 We've got a good show for you today.
00:06:17.000 We're going to talk about one of the worst things that you'll see on the internet. 0.98
00:06:19.000 We're not dogpiling, we're just calling out some of the stupidity about how this culture seems to. 0.98
00:06:24.000 Think they need to like put everything on the internet. 0.98
00:06:27.000 Also, we had some people go overseas recently to countries that might be considered foreign adversaries.
00:06:33.000 And we're going to talk about the latest one at the Kremlin with Comrade Candy.
00:06:37.000 And then an entertainment minute.
00:06:39.000 This is actually very good news, I think, for people who love entertainment and want movies that are good.
00:06:45.000 Backrooms and Obsession.
00:06:46.000 We're going to talk about them, their success, why they're doing well, and get into all of the details.
00:06:50.000 Well, they could be racist.
00:06:53.000 Yes. 0.99
00:06:55.000 It turns out if you have a black lead, you're racist. 0.96
00:06:59.000 But before we get to that, I just, I'm a little murky on the rule book, apparently, because I thought we all agreed that shilling for a foreign country was bad on a paid visit. 0.97
00:07:07.000 I'm like a propaganda tour.
00:07:09.000 Is that, is there like a list of countries?
00:07:11.000 Can we, we need a list.
00:07:12.000 That's what it, maybe that's what it is.
00:07:13.000 Maybe there wasn't a list of countries that that was bad to do it for that was put out so that everybody understood.
00:07:18.000 And that's why mistakes are being made and people are going on these like foreign funded trips.
00:07:22.000 And I'm not just talking about Candace and Russia.
00:07:24.000 I'm also talking about people going over to China and shilling for China or Iran, strangely enough. 0.59
00:07:28.000 With the Houthis. 0.68
00:07:29.000 Yeah, but the Houthis, exactly.
00:07:31.000 I forgot he even went there, like being invited to speak at some of those events.
00:07:34.000 That's kind of a bad thing, I thought.
00:07:35.000 But before we get to that, we will actually have some fun here with crapping on China in ways that those people never would do on these trips.
00:07:43.000 So the economy is pretty bad.
00:07:45.000 We all understand that.
00:07:46.000 China's facing some headwinds, no matter how many times Tucker Carlson tells you that China's overtaken us.
00:07:52.000 But even the robots are resorting to revenge against society now. 0.63
00:08:00.000 It's got a wig, it's destiny.
00:08:04.000 Oh my god, did you see how it squared up?
00:08:17.000 It squared up like your move, bro.
00:08:24.000 Now, just so everybody is on the same list, this feeds right into the AI conversation we've had where it's like, yeah, these robots are going to be performing surgery.
00:08:32.000 Yeah.
00:08:33.000 Like kicking through a kid's chest, apparently.
00:08:35.000 Except they're all like, well, this is what AI.
00:08:36.000 No, that's some kid with a remote control.
00:08:39.000 Definitely did that on purpose.
00:08:41.000 Just got away from him.
00:08:42.000 You think that kid was heckling the robot before, and he's like, all right, here's what's going to happen.
00:08:45.000 That might be another kid in a robot suit.
00:08:50.000 He just knows him from school.
00:08:51.000 He's like, hey, he's there. 0.83
00:08:53.000 You called me gay. 1.00
00:08:55.000 Gotcha, bitch. 1.00
00:08:58.000 If you notice the two little girls on the side, they're just dying. 1.00
00:09:01.000 No one gives a shit about that. 0.99
00:09:02.000 No, it's like, but he just got kicked in the chest by the T1000. 0.98
00:09:07.000 I know that was metal, whatever, since it's the liquid stuff.
00:09:11.000 I love it.
00:09:11.000 It's like when a rally car goes off the track and takes out a group of people.
00:09:14.000 Yeah, dude, that's just that kind of.
00:09:14.000 Whoa.
00:09:16.000 No, never mind.
00:09:17.000 I think that literally just happened.
00:09:19.000 So, man.
00:09:20.000 The monster truck, like what happens every day.
00:09:21.000 Oh, that's a monster truck.
00:09:22.000 That's not a rally track.
00:09:23.000 The rally track people, I kind of like.
00:09:25.000 Don't say it.
00:09:26.000 Let's just move on.
00:09:27.000 Yeah.
00:09:27.000 I feel like that's a Darwin award.
00:09:28.000 But anyway, the boy in this case was okay.
00:09:31.000 But did you also notice not just that the girls were thinking it's hilarious?
00:09:34.000 He's like, ha ha.
00:09:34.000 Look at that one kid.
00:09:38.000 But no park staff or anybody else tried to help him as this robot just caved his chest in.
00:09:44.000 They must hate kids.
00:09:45.000 Maybe they do.
00:09:47.000 But, you know, doubling down after the incident, the park has reassigned the employee to park mascot.
00:09:57.000 Children, where are you?
00:10:03.000 I know you're here somewhere.
00:10:06.000 That seems like a bit of an overcorrection.
00:10:08.000 They really hate kids at that part.
00:10:10.000 That's the guy Mal sent out to the countryside to make sure families weren't having more than one child back then.
00:10:14.000 Oh my gosh.
00:10:16.000 Have I shown your child to the bathtub yet?
00:10:19.000 We also have a mountain.
00:10:20.000 You can leave them there.
00:10:22.000 It's really sad.
00:10:23.000 I'm trying to make it sound.
00:10:24.000 Better.
00:10:25.000 It's just not happening.
00:10:26.000 They did some really poor things there under these regimes. 1.00
00:10:28.000 China is asshole. 1.00
00:10:31.000 Don't admonish me for what they did. 1.00
00:10:33.000 No, that's for trying to make it sound better.
00:10:35.000 Yeah.
00:10:36.000 We had a freak on.
00:10:37.000 That's from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
00:10:38.000 Yeah, it's from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
00:10:39.000 I've watched that.
00:10:40.000 Yeah, sort of.
00:10:40.000 It's a family movie.
00:10:41.000 Tell me, like, what?
00:10:43.000 I forgot that.
00:10:44.000 Children are illegal in this town, in this little country that they have made up European country, and then that guy is the child catcher.
00:10:51.000 The king has hired him to go find the children, and then some children go with their family on a.
00:10:56.000 On a car that has wings.
00:10:58.000 They accidentally land in this town, and these children are hiding there.
00:10:58.000 Yeah.
00:11:01.000 So, when he catches the children, how does he do it?
00:11:03.000 He uses, you know, promises of lollipops and ice cream and trinkle tots, whatever the hell that is.
00:11:07.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 And then he puts them in a little paddy wagon.
00:11:10.000 Okay.
00:11:11.000 And under the guise of a candy truck or an ice cream truck, and then he pulls it off into this cage.
00:11:14.000 And then he takes the cage and drives it to a cave and then puts them in a cave.
00:11:18.000 And then, you know, I'm not going to ruin the movie for you.
00:11:20.000 It's a classic.
00:11:21.000 It sounds like a prequel to Black Phone.
00:11:24.000 It sounds like, yeah.
00:11:26.000 It's Toy Story 7. 0.50
00:11:27.000 It's, yeah, it's the precursor to Jeffrey Epstein.
00:11:32.000 You know what we should do?
00:11:32.000 Why would you say that?
00:11:33.000 Like that.
00:11:34.000 Because it kind of is, it seems like.
00:11:36.000 Geez, what do you want?
00:11:36.000 I mean, throw them in a cage in a cave.
00:11:38.000 Like, you're acting like I'm the bad guy. 0.96
00:11:41.000 I would put them in a wood chipper.
00:11:43.000 In fact, the kids?
00:11:44.000 Would you?
00:11:44.000 No, Why would you put them in a wood chipper?
00:11:48.000 No, no, no.
00:11:48.000 I mean, it's respectively, if you have an anti child policy, that's a great policy.
00:11:53.000 Tapedos.
00:11:54.000 I would put them in a.
00:11:55.000 Okay, so theoretically, if I could, we made a video.
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00:15:04.000 There's no way we could have done that commercial for any other product other than our own because we can't fire ourselves.
00:15:10.000 I guess we could, technically.
00:15:11.000 I mean, you could fire me.
00:15:12.000 I mean, we could try.
00:15:13.000 We've done stuff like that before.
00:15:15.000 I got to call Steven.
00:15:19.000 When Steven pitched that idea to you, were you like, yes?
00:15:23.000 He pitched it and he's like, I had this idea, and it's like, I don't know if it's too edgy.
00:15:28.000 And he was like, one or two sentences in, I was like, no, do it right now.
00:15:32.000 Everybody's supposed to be offended by that.
00:15:33.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 Please put them in the position where they're going to be offended.
00:15:36.000 Oh, no, we're going to offend the pedophiles.
00:15:37.000 Pedophile Lives Matter, too, kind of stuff.
00:15:38.000 Right.
00:15:39.000 So it worked out.
00:15:41.000 I like the ad, but it does get stuck in your head that song, the original track there.
00:15:45.000 Right.
00:15:45.000 We were whistling it around the office this last week.
00:15:47.000 For months. 0.97
00:15:48.000 I'm trying to just stretch that out as much as I can because this next story really sucks. 0.86
00:15:54.000 We talked about it in Run Through, and it's just one of those stories that it's heartbreaking and.
00:15:58.000 It highlights a lot of what is wrong with the culture today.
00:16:02.000 It highlights a lot of what is wrong with the online culture as well as just the general culture.
00:16:06.000 And there are a lot of awful things that you will see on the internet, but this is probably one of the worst in recent memory.
00:16:13.000 So last week, YouTuber Jesse Ridgeway shared that his unborn child had Down syndrome.
00:16:20.000 If I were going to see the result, I have to download the official report.
00:16:23.000 Abnormal insight result consistent with.