Louder with Crowder - June 19, 2026


Send Them Back: Europe Is Finally Done with The Immigrant BS


Episode Stats


Length

14 minutes

Words per minute

143.93

Word count

2,087

Sentence count

253


Summary

Summaries generated with gmurro/bart-large-finetuned-filtered-spotify-podcast-summ .

Transcript

Transcripts from "Louder with Crowder" are sourced from the Knowledge Fight Interactive Search Tool. Explore them interactively here.
00:02:11.000 For the adventures of the white privilege boy.
00:02:19.000 All right, there now, Timmy.
00:02:20.000 I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
00:02:24.000 You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.
00:02:27.000 Come on, let's move.
00:02:28.000 Well, gee, officer.
00:02:30.000 I'm sure sorry.
00:02:31.000 Can I just go back to my car?
00:02:33.000 No, no, I want you to follow my instructions.
00:02:35.000 Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.
00:02:38.000 But, officer, can I just get my PCP?
00:02:41.000 No, well, You know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick.
00:02:45.000 Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal.
00:02:48.000 Oh boy, I'm in a free base.
00:02:49.000 Oh, those boys.
00:02:50.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?
00:02:54.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
00:03:00.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:03:14.000 Subject for today.
00:03:16.000 Thank you.
00:03:29.000 Good morning, Mug Club.
00:03:31.000 It's going to be one of those shows today.
00:03:32.000 Don't worry, it's still going to be a lot of fun because we don't have, I don't think, really any heartbreaking topics to talk about today.
00:03:41.000 Some stuff maybe on the borderline.
00:03:42.000 Well, we'll get to a lot of it, but the Knicks fans, they're just degenerates.
00:03:45.000 We're going to show you some videos of that.
00:03:47.000 Nate, but again, see, I feel like I have to say it in some kind of a fancy way.
00:03:52.000 He's from Tennessee.
00:03:53.000 I don't think you have to.
00:03:53.000 No, but I feel like I have to.
00:03:55.000 There's got to be some kind of a lineage, like a heritage that I have to honor in some kind of way.
00:03:59.000 We're going to talk about.
00:04:00.000 What is happening to him being canceled essentially just for showing up at an event at the White House?
00:04:06.000 And also, a little bit of good news for you the EU, hey, they're finally tired of migrants.
00:04:12.000 Me too.
00:04:13.000 They had one of the most based moments that I have ever seen come out of what is the EU Parliament basically taking a vote.
00:04:20.000 And we'll cover all of the story and why they ended up in that place in the first place.
00:04:24.000 But before we do, what would you say would be the most efficient way if we're looking to our EU friends and we're like really happy for the vote that they had on getting tired of migrants?
00:04:33.000 Like, what would you say is the most efficient way to remigrate people to the third world from whence they came?
00:04:40.000 Comment below.
00:04:41.000 Come up with a creative solution and we'll put it up here on the air for everybody to see.
00:04:45.000 And that may mean you're racist or it just may mean you have good ideas.
00:04:48.000 I really don't know yet.
00:04:48.000 I'm not going to get into that.
00:04:49.000 Lane, how are you, sir?
00:04:51.000 I'm ready to go.
00:04:51.000 I'm good.
00:04:52.000 Ready?
00:04:52.000 Excited.
00:04:53.000 What's that shirt you've got on there?
00:04:54.000 It's a bold statement.
00:04:56.000 A town's name, my hometown's name.
00:04:58.000 Ah, is it?
00:04:59.000 That's very bold.
00:05:00.000 No, it's the bold color.
00:05:00.000 It is.
00:05:02.000 For those that are colorblind, when those colors pop up, you can see what color it is?
00:05:06.000 Nye Green.
00:05:07.000 It's not.
00:05:08.000 Come on.
00:05:10.000 If you put those two colors together, it makes green.
00:05:12.000 That's close.
00:05:12.000 It's yellow and blue.
00:05:14.000 Yellow and green for me, like brighter greens and that yellow.
00:05:18.000 Like, I just, I'm like, I don't know.
00:05:19.000 I literally ask my son sometimes, I'm like, hey, what color is that?
00:05:22.000 He's like, yellow, Dad.
00:05:23.000 I'm like, that's what, yeah, of course it's yellow.
00:05:25.000 I did want to say, though, speaking of Tennessee, where Nate Bargetti's from, Josh, you're the only Nashville I saw.
00:05:25.000 That's what I said.
00:05:34.000 I'm sorry, what?
00:05:35.000 Well, I don't get it.
00:05:36.000 What?
00:05:37.000 Well, thank you.
00:05:39.000 I guess there's new comedy stuff going on here.
00:05:43.000 He's trying to work on the 10 IC versus Nashville.
00:05:46.000 Josh Firestein, an actual real comedian.
00:05:46.000 I have no idea.
00:05:49.000 How are you, sir?
00:05:50.000 I'm good.
00:05:51.000 I'm good.
00:05:52.000 How do you work with that?
00:05:54.000 Is that like, would that officially be heckling or?
00:05:57.000 No, that was, no, I got the joke.
00:05:59.000 It was pretty funny.
00:06:00.000 You're the only one that is out of the limb.
00:06:01.000 No, do not put me out on this limb by myself.
00:06:04.000 I climbed up there.
00:06:07.000 All right, if you want to go on a limb and see Josh Wednesday, June 24th at the Addison Improv in Dallas, Texas.
00:06:13.000 Also, look at him.
00:06:15.000 Somebody else that just happens to have a lot of fun posts about that.
00:06:15.000 Not him.
00:06:15.000 Sorry.
00:06:18.000 I think it's actually Addison, Texas.
00:06:19.000 I think it's an actual city.
00:06:21.000 Addison?
00:06:22.000 Yes, it's Addison Improv.
00:06:24.000 Well, then I'll be at the.
00:06:24.000 Oh, yeah.
00:06:25.000 You could just say Dallas because it's right.
00:06:27.000 I mean, people get it.
00:06:28.000 That's what I was thinking.
00:06:29.000 Yeah, well, tonight I'll be in Dallas kissing black people's feet.
00:06:32.000 But, uh, cool.
00:06:32.000 Oh.
00:06:33.000 Okay.
00:06:34.000 Yeah, doing my part.
00:06:37.000 I actually, you know what?
00:06:38.000 I'm glad that you brought that up because it is Juneteenth.
00:06:43.000 Yeah, Juneteenth.
00:06:45.000 And I guess really it comes down to celebrating 900 extra days of slavery for people from, you know, because that's what it is.
00:06:52.000 Like the Emancipation Proclamation was signed, and then there were 900 extra days until I guess the last slaves figured it out.
00:06:59.000 And so it must have been the white guys that had got to keep slaves for an extra 900 days that were like, hey, we got to celebrate Texas.
00:07:04.000 I was like, this is the stupidest holiday ever.
00:07:08.000 It's a long time though.
00:07:09.000 That's almost three years.
00:07:10.000 Yeah, it's like some guy showed up in Galveston and was like, what's that?
00:07:13.000 I was like, yeah, that's my slaves.
00:07:14.000 It's like, they're free.
00:07:16.000 Since when?
00:07:18.000 900 days ago.
00:07:19.000 Oh my God.
00:07:19.000 I forgot to CC you on the email.
00:07:23.000 Sorry, we killed our postman.
00:07:27.000 What?
00:07:27.000 Okay, yes, good.
00:07:28.000 Celebrate that, I guess.
00:07:29.000 But listen, to mark the holiday, I think we have this clip over there.
00:07:32.000 Disney did release a new movie highlighting, thankfully, black achievement.
00:07:38.000 Why didn't you tell me about this?
00:07:41.000 Because you want to elaborate on that?
00:07:44.000 Because you wouldn't have heard me unless I was talking about boxing.
00:07:47.000 Yeah.
00:07:48.000 That's all you ever talk about, Dad.
00:07:50.000 That's all we ever talk about since mom died.
00:07:54.000 You know, I don't even like it anymore.
00:07:56.000 I'm just doing it for you.
00:07:57.000 That's not fair.
00:07:59.000 Just because you don't have a life anymore, it doesn't mean you need to take mine away.
00:08:04.000 Harsh.
00:08:06.000 Damn.
00:08:10.000 Wait for it.
00:08:12.000 I'm so sorry, Dad.
00:08:14.000 It's okay.
00:08:15.000 What's your cup?
00:08:18.000 Um.
00:08:21.000 Looks like a rod of milk.
00:08:22.000 No!
00:08:23.000 Uh oh.
00:08:24.000 I'll be right back.
00:08:29.000 Oh, no.
00:08:29.000 Goodbye.
00:08:35.000 Never to be seen again.
00:08:39.000 Come on, Disney.
00:08:40.000 You got to do better.
00:08:41.000 Wow.
00:08:43.000 He came back 900 days later.
00:08:44.000 It's fine.
00:08:46.000 Wow.
00:08:47.000 As soon as his son got drafted, he was back.
00:08:51.000 Son!
00:08:52.000 Nice contract.
00:08:53.000 Speaking of which, yesterday, two Knicks fans, so they had the victory parade.
00:08:57.000 Everybody's gushing over the Mamdani speech, which is really weird because he can.
00:09:01.000 He can read things that are written for him and pretend.
00:09:03.000 The song was blowing him at.
00:09:05.000 Him and a bunch of other people, too.
00:09:07.000 Jason Kallikanakis was like, I'm no fan of Mom Daddy, but this was fire.
00:09:12.000 And I was like, Do you remember the debate when he was asked to name a Knick player other than Brunson?
00:09:15.000 And he said, The name of the coach?
00:09:17.000 Yep.
00:09:19.000 And the other guys couldn't even do that.
00:09:20.000 Was he one of the player coaches?
00:09:22.000 Like a Pete Rose situation?
00:09:23.000 Jordan Space Jam?
00:09:23.000 No.
00:09:24.000 No, it's not.
00:09:25.000 It's totally not what it was.
00:09:27.000 But anyway, apparently there was some other stuff that went on, like some shootings and some other things.
00:09:31.000 But these fans had a bit of an argument and then.
00:09:35.000 Clothing was pulled at the.
00:09:37.000 You see here.
00:09:38.000 She's going to do a leg drop.
00:09:42.000 Oh, yo, what?
00:09:43.000 I'll twerk for you.
00:09:43.000 From the window to the Wall Street.
00:09:45.000 I will not.
00:09:45.000 Nice.
00:09:48.000 You'll notice how the World Cup tour is starting glazing New York.
00:09:53.000 But you're mad?
00:09:59.000 She just thinks you're crazy.
00:10:01.000 Yoink.
00:10:02.000 Yoink.
00:10:03.000 Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, spank that ass.
00:10:13.000 Oh, no.
00:10:14.000 Don't give her what.
00:10:16.000 Oh, no, don't touch that.
00:10:22.000 No.
00:10:22.000 I wouldn't do that.
00:10:24.000 No.
00:10:26.000 I mean, you just gave her what she wanted, like an excuse.
00:10:29.000 Officer, I didn't pull my pants down.
00:10:31.000 She pulled my pants down.
00:10:33.000 And why would you punch her in the fattest part of her body?
00:10:36.000 Shout out to that color scheme, though.
00:10:38.000 She nailed it.
00:10:38.000 That was Nick's blue, Nick's orange.
00:10:41.000 She didn't have to do that.
00:10:42.000 Yeah.
00:10:42.000 Nobody was going to see that.
00:10:43.000 The American Race War brought to you by Gold Star.
00:10:46.000 Exactly, exactly.
00:10:48.000 And by the way, listen, this isn't the first time that this said large human being was caught twerking.
00:10:54.000 She's got a history of doing it in weird places, even crashed a movie set.
00:10:58.000 Welcome to Jurassic Park.
00:11:15.000 It's majestic.
00:11:16.000 Is it?
00:11:18.000 Is it really?
00:11:20.000 I didn't know they had.
00:11:20.000 They really do twerk and hurts.
00:11:25.000 I'm impressed.
00:11:25.000 You know what I'm impressed by?
00:11:26.000 The stretchiness of that thong.
00:11:29.000 Really?
00:11:30.000 Yeah.
00:11:30.000 Do you see how far that lady was stretching that thong?
00:11:32.000 That was pretty.
00:11:33.000 That was David's sleeve shot.
00:11:34.000 He used it to kill Goliath with that thing.
00:11:36.000 She could have bungee jumped off a carnival cruise.
00:11:39.000 I am surprised we didn't throw in Shooter!
00:11:42.000 Shooter! from that movie as well.
00:11:45.000 Anyway.
00:11:46.000 I really do hate, I just, I hate most of New York because it's not America and we constantly are told that like New York is America.
00:11:54.000 But when you see scenes like that, I'm like, ah, because these people are just being idiots.
00:11:57.000 But this one is kind of funny.
00:11:59.000 It's terrible.
00:12:00.000 Actually, it's terrible.
00:12:01.000 It's terrible.
00:12:02.000 But it's also kind of funny because it's like, you see, so the first thing that happened after Knicks fans rushed over to save this man who overdosed might surprise you.
00:12:13.000 You got to understand.
00:12:24.000 You got some phobies on her.
00:12:29.000 Come on.
00:12:29.000 You got to get down.
00:12:31.000 You got to kiss your prince.
00:12:32.000 That saves you.
00:12:39.000 You have full squints.
00:12:40.000 He's like, I think he OD'd so that that girl would save him.
00:12:46.000 He's like, Are you a nurse?
00:12:47.000 Yes.
00:12:47.000 Hold on.
00:12:48.000 I'll be right back.
00:12:49.000 What a first year coming back from the dead.
00:12:52.000 I got some sexual assault.
00:12:54.000 I need some.
00:12:55.000 Sexual healing.
00:12:56.000 What did he see?
00:12:57.000 I don't know.
00:12:58.000 You know, why did he?
00:12:59.000 Just a girl, yes.
00:13:00.000 When he was in the void there, what was in his mind that he came forth and he was like, oh, finally.
00:13:05.000 Yes, this is my moment that I've been waiting for.
00:13:08.000 I love destiny.
00:13:09.000 By the way, that's exactly what the girl did.
00:13:11.000 She did the right thing.
00:13:12.000 She turned initially to give, like, okay, this guy's been through it.
00:13:14.000 He may not be understanding it, but then she's like, stop it.
00:13:17.000 No, it was love at first life.
00:13:20.000 She said the N word a second later after the clip, but we didn't want to show that because she, nuclear, yes.
00:13:25.000 Nuclear.
00:13:28.000 All right.
00:13:28.000 Well, listen.
00:13:30.000 She's not a stripper.
00:13:32.000 See what I did there?
00:13:33.000 And we don't make you strippers.
00:13:34.000 Wait a minute.
00:13:34.000 We're not strippers.
00:13:36.000 Somebody's.
00:13:36.000 Anyway, hit the thing.
00:13:38.000 Hit it.
00:13:39.000 Hit it.
00:13:41.000 All right.
00:13:42.000 So Rumble Wallet just wanted to give back and gave 50 free Rumble.
00:13:47.000 Subscriptions in the chat have been gifted by Rumble Wallet.
00:13:51.000 Just do some Juneteenth celebrating right now.
00:13:54.000 Click the link in the description and use.
00:13:56.000 Crowder10 as the code to claim $10 in US state.
00:13:59.000 You get a free 10 bucks just by downloading the wallet and going there and putting that code in.
00:14:04.000 Do it right now.
00:14:04.000 Link in the description.
00:14:05.000 Do it.
00:14:07.000 Don't be a hooker.
00:14:08.000 Hit it again.
00:14:08.000 Do something.
00:14:15.000 Rumble wallet is pretty good.
00:14:17.000 By the way, by the way, and this isn't a part of the segment today, but Rumble, I think Chris was, Chris Pavlosky, the CEO of Rumble, was talking about this yesterday.
00:14:27.000 I can't make any claims about what's going to happen in like a stock, but basically,