Louder with Crowder - July 24, 2026


Shiloh Hendrix Guilty: Breaking Down the Sham Verdict


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30 minutes

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4,842

Sentence count

500

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Misogyny

40

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Toxicity

106

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Hate speech

95

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Summary

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On this episode of Friday Night Stand, the boys are joined by stand-up comic Gerald Firestein to discuss a variety of topics, including: the Shiloh Hendrix verdict, the "N-word" controversy, and more.

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00:03:59.000 President of the Space Alien Trees of America and one who's worked tirelessly for intergalactic Z's rights, I feel it's imperative to note that Jareth is not representative of our community. 1.00
00:04:11.000 You call this a ck? 1.00
00:04:15.000 Talk about a hatchet job.
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00:04:33.000 Subject for today.
00:04:48.000 Welcome.
00:04:48.000 It's Friday, so it's always a quick short intro, and Gerald still almost ruined it.
00:04:53.000 Almost.
00:04:54.000 I succeeded.
00:04:55.000 What do you say?
00:04:56.000 I love how you have to go, we're going live, Gerald.
00:04:58.000 This is a live show.
00:04:59.000 Gerald's like, oh, I forgot.
00:05:01.000 Oh, Tim's just trying to do his job.
00:05:03.000 It wasn't at me.
00:05:04.000 That was a good thing.
00:05:07.000 I thought it was Gerald.
00:05:08.000 I can't even tell. 1.00
00:05:08.000 I hate all of you. 1.00
00:05:10.000 Tim's counting us in again. 0.96
00:05:12.000 We're 30 days back, and I already want to find a weapon.
00:05:14.000 Please, Gerald, entertain us more with musings of your hateful soul.
00:05:19.000 Boy, what a weird, what a, that's the only one we ever did.
00:05:23.000 You guys remember, have you guys actually looked up the history of Alf?
00:05:25.000 No, no.
00:05:26.000 The guy is still around, still trying to sell Alf.
00:05:29.000 No, really?
00:05:30.000 As a thing, as a show.
00:05:33.000 What's the name of the guy, the actor, the bald guy who played the dad?
00:05:36.000 He got into a physical fight with Alf, not the puppeteer, the puppet.
00:05:43.000 Because the creator demanded that everyone treat Alf like a real actor.
00:05:47.000 Oh.
00:05:48.000 The alien, including, so not acknowledge that there was a puppeteer at all, not acknowledge that it was a creation.
00:05:53.000 When he would go on late night shows, they would have to treat him as though his backstory was legitimate, that he was an alien who ate cats.
00:05:59.000 And finally, the actors are like, Can I talk to the, do I have to talk to the, he's like, And he gets into a fight with a puppet.
00:06:04.000 That's actually funny to me.
00:06:05.000 Yeah.
00:06:06.000 You want me to treat him like that?
00:06:07.000 I will.
00:06:08.000 This guy at that age was fighting him?
00:06:10.000 He was a little younger.
00:06:11.000 He was a little younger back then.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, but he's fighting a puppet.
00:06:14.000 I mean, what's a puppet going to do?
00:06:15.000 Sorry, we got off track, but it's fascinating the history of Alf.
00:06:18.000 And it was wildly expensive.
00:06:20.000 So it was incredibly successful.
00:06:21.000 It was unbelievably expensive and impossible to actually do.
00:06:25.000 But let me know, were you a fan of Alf?
00:06:26.000 Honestly, if you go back, it doesn't hold up that well.
00:06:29.000 No.
00:06:30.000 I watched the hell out of it when I was young.
00:06:31.000 So did I. As a kid, the dinosaurs do hold up not so badly.
00:06:35.000 Alf, it doesn't really work.
00:06:37.000 A couple things we're going to get to today the Shiloh Hendrix verdict, lady who said the N word. 0.97
00:06:43.000 I'll allow it. 0.64
00:06:44.000 Then USAID cuts.
00:06:46.000 I don't know if you've seen this.
00:06:46.000 Remember people saying, folks are going to die if you cut USAID.
00:06:50.000 Cool. 0.99
00:06:52.000 Well, it didn't kill anybody, but it led to trans prostitution in Nepal. 0.86
00:06:59.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:06:59.000 I didn't know we were the last bulwark against it. 1.00
00:07:01.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:07:02.000 To me, it's like if your options are like USA busy work or Lady Boy Hooker, that's progressive.
00:07:11.000 They're like Portland now.
00:07:12.000 Yeah, pretty much.
00:07:13.000 Pretty much.
00:07:14.000 That's cool. 0.67
00:07:15.000 Then you have Elon Musk talking about Islam.
00:07:16.000 That's a big thing people are talking about. 0.99
00:07:17.000 And Alan Richardson, worst human being in Hollywood on President Trump being a pedophile and hawk. 0.98
00:07:24.000 Like Mark Wahlberg. 0.98
00:07:24.000 He would solve it in a minute. 0.98
00:07:27.000 All right.
00:07:27.000 Cap Morgan, CEO, thank you.
00:07:29.000 We got to move on today, which is, what are we, July 24th today?
00:07:32.000 Yeah.
00:07:33.000 Emerald City Comedy Club, Seattle, Washington, Mr. Firestein.
00:07:36.000 Hey, what's up?
00:07:37.000 Thanks for giving me some time to talk here.
00:07:38.000 Yeah.
00:07:39.000 Yeah, I take this opportunity to tell you that Gerald's doing okay.
00:07:42.000 Yeah, he's okay.
00:07:43.000 Not great, actually.
00:07:44.000 The Morgans are all right.
00:07:45.000 Yeah.
00:07:47.000 Shiloh Hendricks.
00:07:47.000 Whatever.
00:07:48.000 Remember the broad who said the N word, and then a lot of people said, well, given the context, I don't love it, but I kind of get it, and this shouldn't be a national affair.
00:07:57.000 That seems to be the general opinion in real life.
00:08:01.000 Not online, mind you.
00:08:03.000 Kind of like, remember the other day I said, yeah, Inception was a good movie. 1.00
00:08:08.000 That I think is a reasonable online, screw you, it's the best movie or you're an idiot, it's hack. 0.99
00:08:13.000 I'm like, yeah, it's pretty good. 1.00
00:08:15.000 Something like Sydney Sweeney, she's pretty.
00:08:17.000 Yeah, she's pretty. 1.00
00:08:19.000 I don't think she's the hottest lady who's ever existed. 1.00
00:08:21.000 That's all. 1.00
00:08:22.000 Screw you, you're gay online. 1.00
00:08:23.000 So I think a very reasonable opinion in the Shiloh Hendrix case, the most common one, is yeah, probably not something you should do. 1.00
00:08:32.000 You could control yourself a little better, but.
00:08:34.000 I get it!
00:08:35.000 Anyway, for those of you who've forgotten, here is the original clip and now we have the verdict. 1.00
00:08:39.000 Did you call him a nigger, the child? 1.00
00:08:40.000 The p talking. 1.00
00:08:42.000 Did you call the child the nigger word? 1.00
00:08:45.000 It is my own business. 1.00
00:08:46.000 You call him a n? 1.00
00:08:47.000 Now, wasn't that cameraman?
00:08:48.000 Okay, why don't you have the boss to say it right now again?
00:08:50.000 Some kind of a criminal or something?
00:08:52.000 You gotta accuse him, let go.
00:08:53.000 Not convicted.
00:08:54.000 What's this to say? 1.00
00:08:57.000 You don't go dig into people's s, you dumb d. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Nobody dig into your s. 1.00
00:09:01.000 A little fing kid just did, you dumb d. 1.00
00:09:02.000 That little kid, you call him a n? 1.00
00:09:05.000 That little child? 1.00
00:09:06.000 What if he acts like one who's gonna. 0.60
00:09:07.000 Are you about to hit him? 0.98
00:09:08.000 You chase him here?
00:09:09.000 He took my son's stuff.
00:09:12.000 So that gives you the right to call the child, five year old, a n, the n word.
00:09:15.000 If that's what he's gonna act like. 0.64
00:09:16.000 That's what you're gonna call him.
00:09:17.000 If that's what he's gonna act like, outward.
00:09:19.000 You know, that's a hate speech.
00:09:21.000 And you can be recorded for that.
00:09:22.000 Oh, I hate speech. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:09:25.000 So, okay, we'll see about that, what the internet has to say about you. 1.00
00:09:28.000 Yeah, okay, a couple of things.
00:09:29.000 First of all, so that gives you the right. 0.94
00:09:32.000 Technically, I mean, legally, she does have the right.
00:09:35.000 Like, you can, you can call someone something that they don't like, and it happens. 0.65
00:09:40.000 Called the First Amendment.
00:09:41.000 So goes life.
00:09:43.000 And then you watch it, you go, okay, she's not being aggressive toward him.
00:09:47.000 It's obvious that she was being reactive, and this man is being aggressive, and he's looking for some clout.
00:09:52.000 And you just hear his accent and you see the shoddy camera work like it's Cloverfield.
00:09:56.000 And you go, you know what?
00:09:57.000 I think this guy probably is the center of all of this.
00:10:00.000 Well, Hendrix was found guilty of disorderly conduct toward the.
00:10:06.000 I didn't even know you could be disorderly toward a Somali.
00:10:09.000 I didn't even know it was possible. 0.99
00:10:10.000 They come from Canada. 1.00
00:10:11.000 Where is there order? 1.00
00:10:12.000 Where is there any order in the Somalian world? 0.88
00:10:16.000 So that means 200 hours community service, $1,000 fine, and she is being ordered to work at Popeyes for six months without saying the N word.
00:10:25.000 It's a challenge.
00:10:26.000 It's done.
00:10:34.000 We're going to have him on the show, by the way.
00:10:36.000 Yeah.
00:10:37.000 We're going to have that pastor on the show.
00:10:38.000 I heard it.
00:10:39.000 It really brightened my day.
00:10:40.000 So I get it, disorder, but let's look at disorderly conduct, a statute in Minnesota, and let's see if this actually should qualify.
00:10:49.000 It would be applied when he or she.
00:10:54.000 Or Z, kidding, engages in offensive, obscene, abusive, boisterous, or noisy conduct in an offensive, obscene, or abusive language tending reasonably to arouse alarm, anger, or resentment in others.
00:11:07.000 What?
00:11:09.000 That almost sounds like an England speech law.
00:11:11.000 It sounds like somewhere not the First Amendment exists in this place law.
00:11:15.000 Yeah.
00:11:16.000 I mean, you could get charged with that for wearing one of our shirts.
00:11:19.000 Yes.
00:11:21.000 Absolutely.
00:11:21.000 And likely should.
00:11:22.000 It's kind of.
00:11:23.000 I don't want to say designed to arouse resentment in others.
00:11:28.000 A little bit.
00:11:28.000 But it is.
00:11:30.000 Matter of fact, that's what I said when I was sitting down with the manufacturer.
00:11:33.000 I said, I need it to meet this criteria.
00:11:37.000 I need it to arouse alarm, anger, or resentment in others. 0.98
00:11:42.000 How come they're not charging all black people listening to music on their cell phones? 1.00
00:11:46.000 Yeah, exactly right. 0.84
00:11:47.000 I get very alarmed when I hear some of that.
00:11:50.000 And by the way, this is one of three provisions.
00:11:52.000 The first one actually makes sense, it actually has to do with fighting.
00:11:55.000 The second one is you're disrupting like an assembly or something like that that's unlawful.
00:12:00.000 The Minnesota Supreme Court struck that provision down, I believe, around 2017.
00:12:04.000 So they think they'll strike this down too, because literally loud and causing alarm would fall under this category.
00:12:09.000 Yeah.
00:12:09.000 I could just be loud and it happens to cause alarm from somebody.
00:12:12.000 Well, I wouldn't even say loud, right?
00:12:14.000 You could measure that with, let's say, a decibel meter.
00:12:16.000 In other words, if someone is blaring music so that the rest of the neighborhood can't sleep, I understand.
00:12:19.000 But offensive, that's the issue.
00:12:22.000 Honestly, even obscene, we have some kind of a track record here.
00:12:25.000 So if you look at these words, okay, you have offensive.
00:12:31.000 That's the problem.
00:12:32.000 Obscene, okay.
00:12:32.000 Abusive, well, abusive should be categorized as physically abusive, as actually aggressive toward one individual.
00:12:37.000 Boisterous.
00:12:38.000 Boisterous is actually an adjective that had been used.
00:12:44.000 I remember learning it in school. 1.00
00:12:45.000 They're like, to describe this lady. 1.00
00:12:47.000 Oh, Aunt Tilly is boisterous about her pot roast. 1.00
00:12:51.000 That's boisterous, bitch. 1.00
00:12:53.000 Like, what is boisterous? 1.00
00:12:54.000 It's almost like, you know, you have like gregarious, boisterous.
00:12:57.000 It was one of those things that they would use, and you'd run like, boisterous means somebody loud of strong spirit.
00:13:03.000 Guilty!
00:13:04.000 What?
00:13:05.000 If your kid's in a school choir, they're definitely telling them to be boisterous.
00:13:08.000 Yes, exactly.
00:13:10.000 And if they're not, they're going to do it anyway because it's a contest to yell.
00:13:13.000 And people are saying this is not two tier justice.
00:13:15.000 This all falls under this law. 0.83
00:13:16.000 Well, then how come every time a black person says the N word? 1.00
00:13:18.000 Right. 1.00
00:13:19.000 It's the same word.
00:13:20.000 And the guy was following the law.
00:13:21.000 So only one people are allowed to say this one word.
00:13:23.000 100%.
00:13:24.000 This is legal protection for that incident.
00:13:27.000 Well, I don't even know if they're applying it just because of the word or they're saying because of the way that she interacted. 0.87
00:13:31.000 They're applying this law because she's white. 0.89
00:13:33.000 Absolutely.
00:13:33.000 Well, I'm saying, I don't know if they're saying it's because of the word or because of her interaction with the man and going, what was the overall boisterous interaction?
00:13:40.000 Well, to them, it's obscene, probably also abusive language because words are violence for men.
00:13:45.000 I can see that.
00:13:47.000 And it also would cause alarm or kind of fear, whatever the last person.
00:13:51.000 It doesn't even matter.
00:13:52.000 The other thing is.
00:13:53.000 He was following her.
00:13:55.000 She wasn't engaging with him directly on that video, and she was also found not guilty of anything towards the child.
00:14:01.000 So it's nothing actually happened.
00:14:02.000 Yeah, here's my view on this.
00:14:05.000 And I mean this all kidding aside.
00:14:07.000 If someone commits an actual misdeed, so for example, in this case, if someone actually took her child's stuff, whether it's a child, whether it's an adult, if someone commits a misdeed, if they shove you, if they assault you, if they take your things, insert a litany of examples here.
00:14:25.000 I don't care about the reaction.
00:14:28.000 Now, barring violent criminality, I don't care about any words in the reaction.
00:14:32.000 And there should be no application of the law as it being disorderly if this person has been the victim of a.
00:14:37.000 Because we have to allow some grace for people getting really, really pissed off when they rightfully are angry about being wronged.
00:14:45.000 So if you get slapped, I would not apply any measure of law to the person responding, calling them the N word, the C word. 0.82
00:14:52.000 I don't care because you got slapped.
00:14:54.000 If you just had your thing stolen and you retrieve them and you yell, A racial epithet so long that it could reach to the moon and back like your genetic code.
00:15:03.000 I don't care because the misdeed was committed and it's a response.
00:15:06.000 And I don't want to live in a society where we enable people to go out and commit misdeeds, commit little crimes to trigger reaction, and then they get to play victim.
00:15:15.000 That's how the system has been abused.
00:15:17.000 I don't care. 0.94
00:15:18.000 You called the cop sugar tits? 1.00
00:15:19.000 Whatever. 0.98
00:15:20.000 Called the kid the N word?
00:15:21.000 Did you have your stuff stolen?
00:15:23.000 Hey, not guilty.
00:15:24.000 That's where I line up.
00:15:25.000 That's where I line up now. 0.99
00:15:26.000 She should appeal this. 1.00
00:15:27.000 Hopefully, that'll get overturned. 1.00
00:15:28.000 If not, it should go to the Supreme Court and get overturned.
00:15:30.000 That's what I hope.
00:15:32.000 Yep.
00:15:32.000 And it would be easy for her to say, like, okay, it's not that expensive.
00:15:35.000 And people would just say, well, you know, just move on with your life.
00:15:37.000 But I do think 200 hours of community service.
00:15:40.000 I mean, that's not like forever, but you have a child.
00:15:42.000 She probably, I don't know if she's married or not, but that's a big imposition for nothing, for absolutely nothing. 0.93
00:15:48.000 Especially when, you know, you look at the whole situation and it's a Somali immigrant who is filing a complaint. 0.80
00:15:55.000 He's the victim.
00:15:57.000 All the while, he was accused of a crime. 0.88
00:16:01.000 He was accused of, was it molest, raping a 16 year old.
00:16:07.000 That case is a little foggy because she's a runaway.
00:16:10.000 He picked her up at a quick trip.
00:16:11.000 She agreed to go to his place. 0.99
00:16:13.000 Then he wanted to have sex. 0.98
00:16:14.000 She said no. 0.99
00:16:14.000 They had sex. 0.99
00:16:15.000 Then she'd left. 1.00
00:16:16.000 She came back at another time and him and another man raped her. 0.73
00:16:20.000 So it's a little foggy, but she left the foster home and left Minnesota.
00:16:23.000 So the charges were dropped.
00:16:24.000 So, 16 year old either way is. 0.88
00:16:26.000 So, either way, he had sex with a 16 year old. 0.99
00:16:29.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:16:29.000 He's not of good moral standing. 0.99
00:16:32.000 Fiber.
00:16:32.000 He's picking up runaway kids and banging them in his trailer and then goes, No, but you called me the bad one.
00:16:38.000 Yeah, I got it. 0.99
00:16:38.000 Shut up, dude. 0.99
00:16:39.000 Shut up, you freaking loser. 1.00
00:16:42.000 Technically, she called the kid the bad word. 1.00
00:16:43.000 It wasn't the bad word.
00:16:44.000 Oh, then she called him that kid.
00:16:45.000 But still, it should apply where appropriate. 0.67
00:16:48.000 And in that case, I would say someone who molests andor pirate gang rapes a 16 year old in foster care.
00:16:55.000 You know, the N word is honestly kind of getting off easy. 0.97
00:16:58.000 It seems like it, yes. 1.00
00:16:59.000 Keelholing, yes. 1.00
00:17:00.000 Better punishment. 0.99
00:17:01.000 N word saying.
00:17:02.000 I will say this it is two tier justice.
00:17:05.000 It's Minnesota and he's Somali. 1.00
00:17:07.000 It's true. 0.96
00:17:07.000 We know that literally laws don't apply to them. 0.96
00:17:11.000 Fraud, crime, immigration, laws don't apply to Somalis in Minnesota. 0.99
00:17:17.000 Hey, Minnesota nice. 1.00
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00:17:44.000 Let's go on to USAID.
00:17:47.000 Speaking of.
00:17:48.000 Now, how do you say USAID?
00:17:50.000 I have to. 0.98
00:17:51.000 Because if you say people or you said people, I'm like, you're homosexual. 0.87
00:17:55.000 I used to. 0.69
00:17:55.000 Now I just spell it out USAID. 0.69
00:17:58.000 Okay.
00:17:58.000 Why?
00:17:59.000 Because it's not USAID.
00:17:59.000 That's a trick.
00:18:01.000 It's a complete trick. 0.52
00:18:02.000 And it's aid to anyone but the US.
00:18:04.000 Yeah.
00:18:04.000 It's also some of it's not aid.
00:18:06.000 I would consider aid some food. 1.00
00:18:09.000 The thing when we tried to feed the Somalis and then they fought us and we killed like 20 grand of them. 1.00
00:18:14.000 Yeah.
00:18:15.000 So it's not really USAID, it's you fraud.
00:18:20.000 Okay.
00:18:20.000 I can go with that.
00:18:21.000 Yeah, let's go with that.
00:18:21.000 It's US aiding and abetting.
00:18:23.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:18:24.000 US aiding and abetting terrorists and Nepali ladyboys, as we'll get to. 1.00
00:18:28.000 I didn't even know that one. 1.00
00:18:29.000 So before we get, yeah, I don't know if you know this, but you know how we've.
00:18:33.000 Okay.
00:18:34.000 Let me reset.
00:18:36.000 You sure?
00:18:37.000 You know how we've.
00:18:39.000 And if you go back to when I started here, or started on YouTube rather, online, an important thing was to establish the fundamental role of government.
00:18:49.000 Because that's where a lot of the disagreements take place and the discussion.
00:18:53.000 Hey, is it the government's job, for example, to provide.
00:18:56.000 In free healthcare, free housing, and then you get to places like Germany where internet is a human right?
00:19:01.000 Or is there a limited but legitimate purview of government like that of a referee?
00:19:06.000 I often have compared it to hockey where it's to keep the players, the citizens, safe and the pace of the game, otherwise keep the whistle in their pocket.
00:19:12.000 They shouldn't be that intrusive, right?
00:19:13.000 So that's a discussion that we generally have.
00:19:16.000 And we have been told that most Americans are in the center and they believe that there is a hybridized role for free enterprise and social programs.
00:19:25.000 Okay, let's assume that all of that was true.
00:19:28.000 Now let's assume that the left.
00:19:30.000 Was being accurate when they presented themselves as the reasonable center.
00:19:35.000 Legitimate role of government. 0.93
00:19:37.000 Would providing for Thai andor Nepali ladyboys and Iraqi trans Sesame Street qualify? 0.62
00:19:44.000 Because that's what USAID is, and the left is in shrieking horror that we have been defunding it because you've heard about how cutting USAID, those foreign programs, would kill millions.
00:19:58.000 This is how many people could die within a year.
00:20:01.000 Without U.S. foreign aid.
00:20:03.000 Don't tempt me with a good time.
00:20:08.000 People have needlessly died because of this administration's decisions, and they're still dying.
00:20:15.000 Now, a chilling warning from several medical researchers.
00:20:18.000 They say people around the world, millions of them, could die in the next five years because of the Trump administration's cuts to humanitarian aid.
00:20:25.000 This was an ideological.
00:20:26.000 Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:20:27.000 Pause.
00:20:28.000 Hold on.
00:20:29.000 They're talking about killing millions of people.
00:20:30.000 Millions of people are going to die, and this lady's been dead for two weeks? 0.99
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00:20:45.000 Today, a USAID beneficiary gets more than he bargained for.
00:20:53.000 Let's go with a clip.
00:20:55.000 A rampage, a fever dream, an expressive act to show that they could tear down such a critical part of the United States government and such a critical part of American soft power and American national security interests abroad.
00:21:14.000 I don't believe you because you're dead.
00:21:16.000 And she voted.
00:21:19.000 Here's the thing.
00:21:21.000 We've gone through some of the crazy spending, but it just keeps getting worse and worse. 0.99
00:21:24.000 And now the left is going, well, yeah, the spending is crazy, but if you don't take part in the crazy spending, then people are going to become prostitutes. 0.98
00:21:34.000 And you don't want people to become prostitutes, do you? 0.99
00:21:36.000 Here you go. 1.00
00:21:37.000 These transgender sex workers operate in the shadows alongside a busy highway. 1.00
00:21:41.000 As they should. 1.00
00:21:42.000 They're not dark enough, Shadows.
00:21:45.000 Many of them worked not as sex workers, but as aid workers.
00:21:47.000 Including the educated years.
00:21:50.000 They should be operating so far in the shadows, it's a sequel to Splinter Cell.
00:21:55.000 I shouldn't be able to spot them.
00:21:58.000 This is, we need shame, and I'm not going to bear the guilt of, oh, wait a second, US tax dollars aren't paying for busy work?
00:22:06.000 Oh, no. 1.00
00:22:06.000 Okay, you're a hooker now? 1.00
00:22:08.000 You're a ladyboy hooker? 1.00
00:22:10.000 I don't care. 1.00
00:22:10.000 Go do it on your own time. 1.00
00:22:11.000 Why do they make them sound like they're like Napoleon trans Batman? 0.60
00:22:16.000 I have no idea. 1.00
00:22:18.000 I'm not the ladyboy you want. 1.00
00:22:21.000 The one you deserve. 1.00
00:22:22.000 Keep playing.
00:22:23.000 helping prevent the spread of HIV in Nepal's marginalized communities.
00:22:27.000 But after the US cut its foreign aid funding, Ruby and around 300,000 other aid workers worldwide lost their jobs.
00:22:33.000 With no other employment available, she is surviving now by working the streets alongside the very people she once fought so hard to help.
00:22:56.000 When USAID funding was there, condoms were free.
00:22:59.000 Oh.
00:23:00.000 Lubricant was also distributed.
00:23:02.000 Why? 1.00
00:23:03.000 Bitch, it's a write off for you. 1.00
00:23:05.000 Because self control doesn't exist. 1.00
00:23:17.000 You don't hate the media enough.
00:23:19.000 AP actually thinks, oh my god!
00:23:21.000 This man was fighting against HIV, AIDS, and Nepal.
00:23:26.000 And now he's spreading it? 1.00
00:23:28.000 I don't give a shit! 1.00
00:23:29.000 Okay? 0.99
00:23:30.000 I couldn't care less.
00:23:31.000 Eight out of ten.
00:23:32.000 They say eight to ten of the former USAID workers, people who are basically getting money, getting checks, they're now sex workers.
00:23:38.000 Let me just tell you something, okay?
00:23:40.000 Eight to ten out of 14.
00:23:41.000 Eight to ten out of 14.
00:23:42.000 That's tied.
00:23:43.000 Eight to ten out of 14 workers, right?
00:23:45.000 Why is it eight to ten?
00:23:46.000 How can they not track it?
00:23:47.000 Maybe.
00:23:47.000 One of them's really cagey.
00:23:48.000 They're like, are you a sex worker? 0.97
00:23:50.000 I don't know! 0.93
00:23:51.000 Maybe.
00:23:53.000 How much money do you got?
00:23:54.000 This is a poll.
00:23:55.000 It's an official poll agency. 0.99
00:23:57.000 God damn it. 0.99
00:23:57.000 I don't know! 0.99
00:23:59.000 All right. 1.00
00:24:00.000 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:24:04.000 This is as silly as it should be treated. 1.00
00:24:06.000 This, it should be treated as this silly. 0.97
00:24:10.000 I want to present to you an idea.
00:24:11.000 By the way, all references for those who want like the legitimate information and don't take my you think I'm making this up.
00:24:16.000 You have the references and links in the description.
00:24:19.000 We do it every single show.
00:24:21.000 It wasn't an A or B decision.
00:24:23.000 Like, hmm, what do I and I don't know what a Nepali person sounds like Nepalese, Nepali, Nepali, yeah, Nepalese. 0.96
00:24:32.000 They weren't like, okay, do I work an office job or trans hooker? 0.96
00:24:38.000 They were already doing it as a side hustle. 1.00
00:24:41.000 It's just now it's their only source of income.
00:24:43.000 You don't go from fighting HIV and it being your cause to caring about it not enough to purchase a box of rubbers.
00:24:52.000 Okay?
00:24:52.000 Yes, or the PrEP pill.
00:24:53.000 By the way, how low is your skill set that you can either work for USAID or go sell your body on the street in a super niche, whoreish kind of way? 0.97
00:25:02.000 Yes. 0.99
00:25:02.000 Yeah, maybe they weren't qualified. 0.99
00:25:04.000 Yeah.
00:25:05.000 Yeah.
00:25:05.000 Maybe not.
00:25:06.000 Maybe they were only qualified for the shadows.
00:25:10.000 I'd be willing to bet that they're not qualified to have. 1.00
00:25:13.000 Be doing sex as a woman, either. 1.00
00:25:19.000 You're overqualified, it looks like, by about six inches. 0.98
00:25:23.000 You are generous. 1.00
00:25:24.000 Oh, yeah, they're Nepali.
00:25:25.000 It's probably three or four. 1.00
00:25:27.000 That's an Audi, and it should be an any.
00:25:29.000 So, take it under consideration, you're one of my great regulars, Gerald Morgan.
00:25:36.000 No.
00:25:39.000 You don't.
00:25:40.000 That's the answer to that question.
00:25:41.000 No.
00:25:43.000 So, to give you an idea, in 2026, the United States government.
00:25:47.000 We allocated, so that means I don't know if we gave it all, but we were supposed to.
00:25:51.000 We were scheduled to, at the very least.
00:25:53.000 Basically, 50 million, 49 million in funding.
00:25:56.000 What?
00:25:56.000 To Nepal.
00:25:58.000 And it was basically handed out, you know, grants going to different programs, you know, that you'd think would really matter, like food, wells.
00:26:05.000 And I know people are like, oh, they have tap water.
00:26:07.000 I don't care.
00:26:07.000 No, no.
00:26:08.000 Electricity, maybe?
00:26:09.000 No, things like inclusive neighborhoods.
00:26:12.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:26:12.000 Inclusive of trans hookers with AIDS. 1.00
00:26:15.000 You have Mount Everest, and that's it. 1.00
00:26:17.000 Go die on the mountain if you need to. 0.99
00:26:20.000 I mean, like, you know, Sherpa people up, and if it doesn't work out, then hey, you had a good experience. 0.82
00:26:25.000 Yeah, I mean, at least with Ebenezer Scrooge, you said, Are there no prisons?
00:26:28.000 Are there no poor houses?
00:26:29.000 You're like, There's a mountain.
00:26:31.000 Get to it.
00:26:31.000 Are there no mountains?
00:26:32.000 Yeah.
00:26:34.000 Like, okay, so again, I return you see full circle. 0.97
00:26:38.000 Is it the legitimate role of the United States government to prevent trans ladyboys in Nepal from being shadow hookers? 0.99
00:26:48.000 You tell me, is that because when the left will say this, do you think the founding fathers would have wanted it this way? 1.00
00:26:53.000 The founding fathers who dumped the tea into the harbor, the founding fathers who talked about removing ourselves, avoiding foreign entanglements, they would have wanted us to fund inclusive neighborhoods for age riddled ladyboys in Nepal. 0.95
00:27:06.000 What I don't get is the left loves to defend sex workers. 0.89
00:27:10.000 They want to make it legal here in the States, they want to support them as much as possible.
00:27:13.000 Now USAID funding's gone. 1.00
00:27:15.000 In Nepal, they're all sex workers. 1.00
00:27:17.000 Well, not, they're all just the USAID employees for some reason. 0.80
00:27:21.000 Right. 0.64
00:27:21.000 Eight to maybe ten, maybe nine of them are now sex workers. 0.64
00:27:24.000 You think they'd be happy about that?
00:27:26.000 Right.
00:27:26.000 Like, whoa, that's like sex freedom.
00:27:28.000 It's real work.
00:27:29.000 Yeah.
00:27:29.000 I'm willing to bet that someone in the USAID office also moonlighted as a pimp.
00:27:35.000 That's what it seems like to me.
00:27:37.000 This seems surprisingly concentrated in the area that receives USAID grants.
00:27:44.000 Well, that's what the other four to six were doing.
00:27:46.000 The other four to six were pimps.
00:27:48.000 They're running the program.
00:27:49.000 Well, maybe, yeah.
00:27:50.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:51.000 Like, eight to ten were sex workers, and, well, one to four had sore backhands.
00:27:56.000 So we don't know what's going on.
00:27:58.000 They're not even good at their sex work. 0.96
00:27:59.000 They're getting smacked around. 0.98
00:28:01.000 Just walking in.
00:28:01.000 It's just the office director taping his knuckles.
00:28:04.000 Oh, you cut me the bad time. 0.99
00:28:06.000 Let me show you, my ladies. 1.00
00:28:07.000 So it seems like a waste of money is the point.
00:28:09.000 And it seems like it's not in line with the actual intent of our federal government.
00:28:13.000 Now, the left absolutely thinks we should fund this along with Coca Cola for SNAP.
00:28:18.000 Take your pick.
00:28:19.000 One of them offers you free education and housing, and they'll tell you that they'll get it right.
00:28:23.000 You cannot just piecemeal this out.
00:28:25.000 You can't cafeteria politics.
00:28:27.000 You have to understand what the platforms represent.
00:28:30.000 Waste of money at the very least.
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00:30:06.000 Is it herpes? 1.00
00:30:07.000 That shit never goes away. 1.00
00:30:09.000 Yeah, so, I mean, by the way, good advice. 1.00
00:30:11.000 It really is a good service.
00:30:13.000 I did it really good because I only spent time laughing at it on CNN.
00:30:15.000 And then when I looked into it, Oh, that actually does make sense.
00:30:18.000 It's very helpful.
00:30:18.000 Given the circumstances.
00:30:20.000 I'll tell you what else makes sense not backing down and simply being unapologetic for your views.
00:30:28.000 I've had this as