Louder with Crowder - Socialist Goes Down: Was Francesca Hong's Election Rigged?

00:00:00.000 I'm just blind.

00:00:04.000 Reach the wizard

00:00:34.000 That says, someday you'll boo End of the state Dun dun I've never had fun Pari -Rod That says, someday you'll boo Do you trust me? I say to be Have my wonderful Time in my You should Salam Father and I say to be Have my wonderful Jasmine You should Salam

00:01:55.000 Just this girl.

00:03:53.000 Welcome to the lineup live here on Rumble.

00:03:56.000 Each show rolls into the next.

00:03:57.000 You don't need to change that dial if you have a dial.

00:03:59.000 Well, it turns out we know why Satan was trending yesterday when I was live.

00:04:02.000 We're like, why is Satan trending?

00:04:04.000 Why is demonic trending?

00:04:05.000 Because sometimes things happen, and I'm kind of in a silo here while I'm live, as we are every weekday, 11 a.m. Eastern.

00:04:12.000 Turns out that in Massachusetts, it's very hard for me to say, you can now kill your baby at any point with no restrictions and no justification necessary.

00:04:23.000 Nine months?

00:04:23.000 Yep.

00:04:24.000 It's just a technicality of.

00:04:26.000 Is it behind the birth canal enough?

00:04:29.000 So, yeah, I think it's appropriate that Satan and demonic was trending.

00:04:31.000 And I'm going to present to you the radical, radical, evil, fascist, patriarchal right view of abortion versus the actual, which by the way is implemented in no states, versus the actual policy of the left.

00:04:45.000 And I want you to tell me which is more radical.

00:04:48.000 And I want to see if you can make the case that the DNC is anything other than evil.

00:04:51.000 AOC is no longer engaged in today's installment of Who Could Have Seen That Coming.

00:04:57.000 And it's closing time for Francesca Hong, who's a Two Faced, because sometimes she's quite fetching, and sometimes she's a Simpsons fish.

00:05:03.000 On with the show.

00:05:04.000 Oh, wait, I forgot.

00:05:06.000 This intro is from 2008.

00:05:08.000 It's the first semi viral video I ever had that I green screened on a blue bed sheet in a bedroom with no technology in 2008.

00:05:20.000 And very appropriate.

00:05:21.000 That's right.

00:05:21.000 And I read from Planned Parenthood's actual website as a used car salesman.

00:05:25.000 This is the beginning of it all.

00:05:34.000 To Crazy Pete's abortion barn, where we offer abortions at lowest prices guaranteed.

00:05:40.000 People often ask me, Pete, why do they call you Crazy Pete?

00:05:43.000 Well, that's because I offer abortions at prices so low, people think I'm crazy.

00:05:48.000 I'm so sure of it that if you buy an abortion at a cheaper price in the greater Dallas Fort Worth area, heck, I'm just gonna give it to you.

00:05:54.000 Yee haw!

00:05:56.000 Sanctity of life, all I care about is quality abortions at affordable prices.

00:06:00.000 First trimester, second trimester, partial birth, thanks to Obama, we're getting them all, and we're passing the savings on to you.

00:06:08.000 So, what are you waiting for?

00:06:09.000 Call Crazy Pete.

00:06:10.000 That's me at 555 5455.

00:06:15.000 That's Crazy Pete's Abortion Barn at 555 5455.

00:06:20.000 Crazy Pete's Abortion Barn, killing babies and slashing prizes.

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00:07:09.000 Thank you.

00:07:13.000 He just looks like Urkel.

00:07:15.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:16.000 Wisconsin Governor-Canadian David Crowley issues an official statement with, Did I do this?

00:07:24.000 Kind of looks like Hannibal Burris.

00:07:25.000 He does a little bit.

00:07:27.000 It's like a little bit of the two.

00:07:28.000 Yeah.

00:07:29.000 Well, it's a cross of the two.

00:07:30.000 Hannibal Burris.

00:07:31.000 I'm really having an abortion now.

00:07:33.000 All right.

00:07:34.000 So it's funny.

00:07:36.000 That thing, you can see how I had to turn a lamp because I had no lighting whatsoever.

00:07:41.000 And that was early on.

00:07:42.000 You know, back before the shekels started coming in.

00:07:45.000 That's true.

00:07:46.000 Grifter wasn't a term.

00:07:47.000 All I was.

00:07:47.000 Was attacked mercilessly on YouTube.

00:07:49.000 There were no conservatives.

00:07:50.000 You faggot, you Christian, the spaghetti monster was the era of that.

00:07:55.000 So let me ask you this question of the day Would you take AOC on a date?

00:07:59.000 And of course, you wouldn't open the door.

00:08:01.000 You'd probably go Dutch, but would you give her like a peck at the end?

00:08:07.000 No.

00:08:07.000 Trick question.

00:08:08.000 AOC takes you on a date.

00:08:09.000 That's true.

00:08:11.000 It takes you on a date.

00:08:13.000 That's true.

00:08:14.000 And she does a little more than a peck.

00:08:16.000 What AOC wants, AOC gets.

00:08:18.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?

00:08:19.000 I'm fantastic.

00:08:20.000 How are you?

00:08:20.000 I'm all right.

00:08:21.000 Yeah.

00:08:22.000 Yeah, doing the Piers Morgan thing after this.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 Am I allowed to say that?

00:08:25.000 Because I know they pre taped stuff.

00:08:25.000 You know, it's going to air when it airs.

00:08:27.000 Yeah.

00:08:27.000 Which, by the way, oh, Laying the Brain, make sure we have that picture ready that we talked about.

00:08:31.000 Super secret.

00:08:32.000 Friday, September 25th at, oh, Average Joe's in Laredo, Texas.

00:08:36.000 Added a date, Mr. Josh Firestein.

00:08:38.000 But we have the Appleton, Wisconsin one up there.

00:08:40.000 So thanks, guys.

00:08:42.000 Appreciate it.

00:08:42.000 Oh, cool.

00:08:43.000 Hey, I'm doing comedy in multiple places.

00:08:45.000 Where's your website for people to see all the dates?

00:08:46.000 jfirestein.com.

00:08:47.000 You get all my dates.

00:08:48.000 There's three of them.

00:08:49.000 jfirestein.com.

00:08:50.000 It's a whole three.

00:08:52.000 Well, good.

00:08:53.000 If you can do less, Do less because, oh gosh, I don't miss the days where you're doing the Wednesday show, Thursday show, through two Friday shows and two Saturdays, and you're getting a beer bottle thrown at you.

00:09:02.000 But I'm not a real stand up.

00:09:03.000 I'm not a real stand up unless there's nobody in the audience.

00:09:06.000 Unless you hate your life.

00:09:07.000 2 a.m.

00:09:08.000 Yeah, exactly right.

00:09:09.000 That's what they want you to tell folks out there so that they can feel better about themselves.

00:09:14.000 What's his name?

00:09:14.000 Ben Bankus?

00:09:15.000 Ben, what's the name of the Canadian guy?

00:09:17.000 Ben Bankus?

00:09:17.000 He's not like that.

00:09:18.000 That's what people do.

00:09:18.000 They go, oh, you have an audience, so you don't deserve it.

00:09:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:23.000 You know who doesn't deserve the platform, the ring of power, whatever nerdy term you want to use?

00:09:28.000 The entire Democrat Party, and yes, I understand that not all issues are black and white.

00:09:36.000 I understand that there are some issues that are gray, nuance, whatever gay word you want to use.

00:09:42.000 But I do have some closed handed issues.

00:09:45.000 And then that hand closes far more.

00:09:48.000 It becomes really a clutch.

00:09:50.000 It becomes a clutched hand when I see the practice openly of evil, of human sacrifice, which is what we're seeing as far as abortion law in Massachusetts.

00:10:01.000 And I want you to see these women clapping.

00:10:03.000 This being signed into law and understand that it's not just one woman thinking this is a good idea.

00:10:07.000 It's an entire room full of women celebrating the evil of human sacrifice and they know it.

00:10:15.000 And they know it.

00:10:16.000 And I'm not going to shy away from that when this is what we're looking at.

00:10:20.000 So I want to show you first a fetal chart.

00:10:22.000 Okay, here's a fetal chart, right?

00:10:23.000 You got six weeks, eight weeks, 12 weeks, 24 weeks, 36 weeks.

00:10:28.000 Let me ask you, before I do anything here, let me ask you, where do you think it's appropriate on that chart?

00:10:35.000 Where would you say?

00:10:37.000 Safe, legal, and rare.

00:10:37.000 Bring it up.

00:10:38.000 Safe, legal, and rare.

00:10:41.000 Yeah, bring up the chart.

00:10:43.000 That's where the left says.

00:10:45.000 Is that what you were picking?

00:10:48.000 That's the law.

00:10:49.000 I was going to pick that slice of pizza on the left.

00:10:51.000 In many, many states.

00:10:52.000 That's the law.

00:10:55.000 So we've had this discussion for a very long time.

00:10:57.000 Oh, where does life begin?

00:10:58.000 They don't care.

00:10:59.000 Bring it up again.

00:11:01.000 Bring up the chart again without the arrow.

00:11:04.000 Hey, where does life begin?

00:11:06.000 Where did it begin?

00:11:08.000 You know, where it has its own central nervous system, where it has a beating heart, they freaked out about the heartbeat bill.

00:11:12.000 Okay?

00:11:14.000 We've acted as though we're having this discussion.

00:11:16.000 Is it a life?

00:11:17.000 Is it separate from the mother?

00:11:19.000 And bring up the arrow this is the law as far as where the left will terminate life.

00:11:24.000 And it's not just a small sector, it's not a radical fringe.

00:11:28.000 It is every single member of the Democrat Party with a national platform.

00:11:35.000 There is not one who has answered any reasonable limitations on abortion.

00:11:40.000 So.

00:11:41.000 Monday, Governor of Massachusetts Maura Healy signed this bill legalizing abortion at any time for effectively any reason during a pregnancy, including nine months.

00:11:52.000 Here is their monumental victory for women's rights.

00:12:01.000 Thank you.

00:12:09.000 That is a gaggle of evil women.

00:12:30.000 Abortion will remain accessible.

00:12:33.000 Now, let me give you the law.

00:12:34.000 You can check the references.

00:12:35.000 We make them available every show.

00:12:36.000 So, again, no limits on abortion, entirely elective up until birth.

00:12:40.000 They removed the previous cutoff that they had.

00:12:41.000 So, at one point, the Democrat Party was like, oh, let's have a reasonable cutoff of 24 weeks.

00:12:48.000 Which, by the way, is significantly later than the earliest premature babies being born.

00:12:53.000 I hope you understand that.

00:12:54.000 So, the viability discussion.

00:12:55.000 So, they had it at 24 and said, nah, that's still serving the patriarchy.

00:13:01.000 I don't know.

00:13:03.000 Let's go.

00:13:04.000 No limitations ever.

00:13:07.000 And you'll see the left, here's the other argument they'll make.

00:13:09.000 Once again, well, yeah, it's a life, but you know what?

00:13:11.000 It's worth it because late term abortions, meaning after 21 weeks, and I believe that's the earliest baby we've seen born on record, 21, 22 weeks.

00:13:19.000 It's not common, but it happens.

00:13:20.000 We have over 11,000, anywhere from 11,000 to 12,000 annually abortions of babies where there is no debate as to whether it's a life.

00:13:30.000 And it's easy to look at Massachusetts and say, oh, okay, they're crazy, but the radical no limits abortion, far more states.

00:13:36.000 Then you realize, remember that conversation?

00:13:38.000 Oh, the heartbeat bill.

00:13:39.000 So many people don't know they're pregnant because the heartbeat starts at eight weeks.

00:13:41.000 How could you do this, you fascist?

00:13:43.000 Okay.

00:13:43.000 The states with zero limitations, meaning that very last picture you see on a chart, nine months.

00:13:48.000 That's the law in Alaska, Colorado, Maryland, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Mexico, Oregon, Vermont, Washington, D.C., if you wanted to count them as a state.

00:14:00.000 I had no idea there was that many.

00:14:02.000 And now Massachusetts.

00:14:03.000 I had no idea.

00:14:04.000 That's insane.

00:14:05.000 As somebody who has three kids and one on the way right now, I cannot imagine.

00:14:09.000 I think we're at roughly 25 weeks.

00:14:12.000 Cannot imagine right now just being like, nah, nah, you know that thing that's kicking that I've put my hand on that I feel?

00:14:18.000 Yeah.

00:14:18.000 That mom can get to like kick when we're talking and he hears something?

00:14:23.000 Yeah, just kill that.

00:14:24.000 Well, maybe that's what happened.

00:14:26.000 Maybe someone's like, oh, feel the baby.

00:14:28.000 Oh, kill that thing.

00:14:29.000 Oh, my God.

00:14:30.000 Oh, geez.

00:14:31.000 It's too loud.

00:14:32.000 Oh, it's violent in there.

00:14:33.000 Who's the father?

00:14:34.000 This could, let's take the most radical.

00:14:36.000 Let's just start with this, okay?

00:14:37.000 The most radical position.

00:14:40.000 On the right would be no abortions at all.

00:14:42.000 Okay.

00:14:43.000 The most common mainstream position that you see, even from Christian evangelists, and as you would witness policy wise, heartbeat was something that was kind of agreed upon.

00:14:52.000 But okay, no abortions outside of, of course, incest, rape, health of the mother.

00:14:55.000 Okay.

00:14:56.000 That's the most radical patriarchy, hands off my body position from the right wing.

00:15:01.000 My right, your left.

00:15:03.000 The left is zero limitations whatsoever at any point, including and up until.

00:15:11.000 The moment of birth.

00:15:13.000 Which one is radical?

00:15:14.000 Here's the other thing.

00:15:14.000 It used to be safe, legal, and rare.

00:15:16.000 This fight against abortion oppression is self imposed by the left.

00:15:23.000 They are the reason for the radical policy.

00:15:25.000 By the way, you don't see in many countries at 24 weeks.

00:15:29.000 And they say, nah, that's not enough.

00:15:32.000 But we're supposed to believe that both platforms are the same.

00:15:35.000 My previous cutoff, by the way, zero weeks.

00:15:40.000 No, I have always been.

00:15:42.000 Just so you know, pro life, you said that was crazy.

00:15:43.000 Always been pro life, you won't find any difference.

00:15:46.000 Hold on, actually, Stephen, that's not exactly accurate.

00:15:55.000 And don't get me started on these pro lifers.

00:15:57.000 Oh, man.

00:15:58.000 When abortion, all of a sudden, right, they want to control a woman's body, they're pro life until all of a sudden, once the baby's born, they don't want to pay for public school.

00:16:06.000 Nope.

00:16:06.000 They don't want to pay for food stamps.

00:16:08.000 They don't want to support the child, educate the child, child care, none of it.

00:16:13.000 But they're pro life, right?

00:16:14.000 They're pro life.

00:16:15.000 Until that baby exits the womb, and then, oh, it's everyone for themselves.

00:16:18.000 Yeah, fend for yourself, kid.

00:16:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:21.000 Thanks, Billy Graham.

00:16:28.000 Okay, we all change.

00:16:31.000 Hey, how was lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings, Gerald?

00:16:35.000 B dubs, he calls it.

00:16:36.000 Dubs.

00:16:39.000 Pops collars on.

00:16:40.000 I get it.

00:16:40.000 When we're talking about the Democratic Socialists of America, where they want to nationalize all of the largest corporations, businesses, means of distribution, and people on the right want lower corporate taxes, who's the radical?

00:16:53.000 When the left allows 10 to 20 million illegal aliens in and wants to provide them with not just our social services, but Coca Cola and Fanta and Mexican Coke on Snap, and we say, you know what, you should be on Snap or any of these programs for a very short period of time and have some proof that you are pursuing employment.

00:17:13.000 Who's the radical party?

00:17:16.000 And then I ask you, when the position on abortion, the mainstream position for conservatives, has been okay, exceptions for rape, incest, saving the mother's life.

00:17:25.000 By the way, I don't even agree with that, just to be clear.

00:17:28.000 Because I think it's too easy for someone to claim and not prove, and it's less than half of one percentage point.

00:17:35.000 Some studies show it as low as 0.2%.

00:17:37.000 But let's just say we'll grant you that.

00:17:39.000 That's the position of the party, of the platform.

00:17:42.000 No abortion, heartbeat, or radical extreme right, exceptions for rape, incest, saving the mother's life, no others.

00:17:49.000 As opposed to the Democrats, who, if they would have their way unfettered, you see in their states, not one of them, this is not hyperbole, not one will place any limitations.

00:18:02.000 On abortion whatsoever, and they want it taxpayer funded.

00:18:05.000 Here.

00:18:06.000 How late in the third trimester could a physician perform an abortion if he indicated it would impair the mental health of the woman?

00:18:15.000 Or physical health.

00:18:16.000 Okay.

00:18:17.000 Okay.

00:18:17.000 I'm talking about the mental health.

00:18:19.000 So, I mean, through the third trimester, the third trimester goes all the way up to 40 weeks.

00:18:24.000 Are there any limits on abortion you would find appropriate?

00:18:27.000 I don't believe so, no.

00:18:28.000 I believe that is between a woman and her physician.

00:18:31.000 If an Arizona voter were to conclude from your Previous answer that you do not favor any specific week limit on abortion.

00:18:39.000 Would they be correct?

00:18:41.000 I support leaving the decision between a woman and her doctor and leaving politicians entirely out of it.

00:18:47.000 Do you support any limitation on abortion, or do you think that women should have the right to have an abortion all the way up to nine months?

00:18:56.000 I believe an abortion is a medical decision, and I believe that that should be a choice made between a doctor and a woman and in consultation with her family.

00:19:05.000 My understanding is there wasn't a limit on when.

00:19:08.000 In pregnancy, a woman could receive an abortion.

00:19:11.000 Have you set any limit?

00:19:12.000 There are no limits.

00:19:13.000 Do you believe that a woman should be able to terminate a pregnancy up until the moment of birth?

00:19:18.000 Look, I think that that happens very, very rarely, and I think this is being made into a political issue.

00:19:24.000 But at the end of the day, I believe that the decision over abortion belongs to a woman and a physician.

00:19:33.000 Adams, do you think there should be any limitation on abortions?

00:19:37.000 No, I do not.

00:19:38.000 My question was about any limits to abortion at any point.

00:19:42.000 You know, late term, anything?

00:19:46.000 Look, you got to leave it up to the woman.

00:19:48.000 I can tell you exactly what would happen.

00:19:52.000 The infant would be delivered.

00:19:54.000 The infant would be kept comfortable.

00:19:56.000 The infant would be resuscitated if that's what the mother and the family desired.

00:20:01.000 And then a discussion would ensue between the physicians and the mother.

00:20:06.000 I can't tell you how many times, if you go watch whether I change my mind or conversations where I've brought up Governor Ralph Northam and that quote, and people said, well, that's not real.

00:20:13.000 See, that's just morph.

00:20:14.000 You're making it up, fake news.

00:20:15.000 And I've had moments where I've played it.

00:20:17.000 They go, that and the Donald Trump, very fine people, both sides.

00:20:21.000 Those are two of some of the biggest lies or most buried quotes or stories.

00:20:25.000 I say, well, if there was a video of Donald Trump right before that saying, I'm not saying neo Nazis are white supremacists who should be condemned totally.

00:20:31.000 If that existed, they go, well, I've never seen it.

00:20:33.000 Here you go.

00:20:35.000 And that's a pretty important litmus test because you figure out who is actually seeking truth versus someone who has no ears to hear, no eyes to see.

00:20:46.000 That right there, that was the governor of Virginia, that was the policy.

00:20:49.000 Also, not far off from what Barack Obama supported in his tenure in Illinois.

00:20:55.000 And so people try and make it seem like it's this dichotomy of right wing Christian extremists and the left in this country.

00:21:02.000 Well, you can even go outside of this country.

00:21:04.000 We are not in line with the European, the gay European countries that the left always points to.

00:21:09.000 46 of 50 countries limit abortions after 15 weeks.

00:21:14.000 We're one of the only places that does this.

00:21:16.000 And by the way, we already had limits further than 15 weeks.

00:21:21.000 Meaning, most of the remaining countries in Europe.

00:21:24.000 And the left said, no, no, no, that's not enough.

00:21:26.000 Why would you trust them with anything?

00:21:30.000 They said safe, legal, and rare abortions.

00:21:34.000 The right has said it's terminating a life.

00:21:36.000 The right is maintaining the same position.

00:21:41.000 The left has radicalized themselves in the absence of any new forms of opposition.

00:21:48.000 They break through their own evil human sacrificial glass ceilings.

00:21:53.000 24 weeks, it's got to be 34, it's got to be forever.

00:21:59.000 I mean, here's the truth the left doesn't want to argue this issue because there's no leg to stand on.

00:22:05.000 The only consistent line, the only logical line, through line here is fertilization.

00:22:11.000 It's new DNA, that's a new life.

00:22:13.000 Ending it is terminating a life.

00:22:15.000 And then you'll get some people who say, you know what, I don't care.

00:22:17.000 Okay, fine, then let's have that discussion.

00:22:20.000 But the discussion is no longer about where life begins.

00:22:23.000 That's a lie.

00:22:25.000 And with Roe v. Wade gone, that's not the discussion that people are having in their states.

00:22:29.000 It's just, do we want to be sexually irresponsible and do we want to turn this into a social justice issue or not?

00:22:35.000 Are we okay sacrificing human beings, babies, at the altar of equity and justice?

00:22:41.000 That's the real conversation.

00:22:42.000 And I guess some states are still dueling it out.

00:22:47.000 I'm getting out of here, Gerald.

00:22:48.000 So see you later, alligator.

00:22:50.000 After a while, Kroko.

00:22:51.000 Wait, What are you wearing?

00:22:53.000 What is that?

00:22:54.000 Oh, this?

00:22:55.000 Yeah.

00:22:56.000 This is my dueling outfit.

00:22:57.000 Who are you going to duel?

00:22:59.000 Oh, it's for my home loan.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, yeah, my finance company.

00:23:03.000 You see, what they do is they have two clients have a duel.

00:23:06.000 The winner gets a 5% rate, the loser gets a 12% rate.

00:23:09.000 Yeah, and shot, though.

00:23:11.000 Yeah, and that.

00:23:13.000 You don't have to do that, Josh.

00:23:14.000 I'm not going to forfeit.

00:23:15.000 I'm not a pussy.

00:23:16.000 No, Dude, just call American Financing.

00:23:19.000 They can potentially delay up to two months of your mortgage payment and save you maybe 800 bucks.

00:23:25.000 American Financing?

00:23:26.000 You've been in like 12 of their ads.

00:23:28.000 NMLS 182 334, ringing any bells, Chief?

00:23:32.000 What's their dueling policy?

00:23:34.000 I don't even think they have one.

00:23:35.000 Well, that's a big red flag.

00:23:38.000 Every business should have a dueling policy.

00:23:40.000 Which reminds me, what is our dueling policy?

00:23:42.000 Anti.

00:23:43.000 We are very anti dueling.

00:23:45.000 Okay?

00:23:45.000 I don't know about that.

00:23:46.000 I'm going to have to ask Stephen.

00:23:48.000 No, no, you do not bring Stephen into this.

00:23:50.000 Yeah, I'm going to ask Stephen.

00:23:50.000 No, no, no, no.

00:23:52.000 Stephen, what's our dueling policy?

00:23:58.000 Pro. Very pro duel here.

00:24:03.000 Gerald?

00:24:04.000 Josh?

00:24:05.000 I challenge you?

00:24:07.000 To a duel.

00:24:09.000 Why?

00:24:10.000 What did I even do to you?

00:24:12.000 One.

00:24:12.000 Josh!

00:24:13.000 Josh!

00:24:14.000 Two.

00:24:14.000 No, Josh!

00:24:14.000 Not a duel!

00:24:22.000 Call the pros at American Financing today at 1 800 974 6500 or visit www.americanfinancing.net slash Crowder.

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00:24:33.000 If you start today, you may even delay up to two mortgage payments.

00:24:39.000 Anti dueling still.

00:24:40.000 No, well, I mean, so that's obviously there's a process to change the policies.

00:24:44.000 Everyone who loses a duel is anti duel.

00:24:46.000 Yeah, of course.

00:24:46.000 Yeah.

00:24:47.000 It's called the big ol' bitch policy.

00:24:50.000 It's called a pussy referendum.

00:24:52.000 Yeah.

00:24:53.000 Lead poisoning.

00:24:57.000 Any other thoughts on the abortion stuff aside from evil bitches going to be evil bitches?

00:25:01.000 And by the way, that doesn't mean all women.

00:25:03.000 When I say evil bitches, I mean the ones who support this.

00:25:05.000 Yes.

00:25:05.000 And women, you need to fix your own ranks.

00:25:07.000 We can't do it, right?

00:25:07.000 No vagina, no opinion.

00:25:08.000 But then they're like, well, unless you're a woman with a penis.

00:25:11.000 So the point is, hey, you said we can't.

00:25:14.000 All right.

00:25:14.000 It wasn't solemn.

00:25:16.000 It wasn't like, I'm sorry as a society that we have gotten to this point, but we, like their opinion.

00:25:20.000 But we still need this for women.

00:25:23.000 It was applause.

00:25:25.000 Yeah.

00:25:25.000 Like, this is a win.

00:25:27.000 Yep.

00:25:28.000 And people have said this for years.

00:25:29.000 They'll say, I wonder if we'll look back and think, what were we doing?

00:25:32.000 And I think the answer is probably no.

00:25:34.000 And that's a very sad thing because there are some evil people in this world.

00:25:38.000 Ending a life is an evil thing to do when most people that get abortions do it out of convenience.

00:25:45.000 I'm too young.

00:25:46.000 I don't want to have a baby yet.

00:25:47.000 I didn't realize that this guy was going to get me pregnant.

00:25:50.000 He's not the one.

00:25:51.000 I still have a life to live.

00:25:52.000 I want to travel.

00:25:53.000 I want to do this.

00:25:54.000 It's all these selfish reasons.

00:25:55.000 And you literally are ending a life.

00:25:57.000 Talk about goalposts moving.

00:25:58.000 Look, let me show you.

00:25:59.000 Okay, here are the goalposts safe, legal, and rare.

00:26:01.000 The conversation with.

00:26:02.000 Then they go, well, wait a second, wait a second.

00:26:04.000 Really, those who are more likely to have a teen pregnancy are the least educated, are minorities, are the blacks, right?

00:26:12.000 So this is really racial justice abortion.

00:26:15.000 Now we have more access to information than ever, right?

00:26:17.000 They say, well, wait a second, contraception is too expensive and those who are disenfranchised can't afford it.

00:26:21.000 It's free.

00:26:22.000 Okay, so now it's free and everyone has access to information.

00:26:25.000 It's 2026.

00:26:26.000 You are not going to convince anybody, anybody, Who is rational that folks don't know how babies are made in 2026?

00:26:34.000 Certainly not the majority of those having abortions conducted.

00:26:37.000 And we've switched it to, yeah, now we should allow abortions always up to nine months.

00:26:44.000 They never meant what they said.

00:26:47.000 Can they not afford contraception?

00:26:48.000 That's why it's okay.

00:26:49.000 Well, now we've made that free because you demanded that.

00:26:51.000 Does that, oh, no, that doesn't satisfy education?

00:26:54.000 Well, now we have sex education as you've demanded, including teaching fisting to kids in schools.

00:26:58.000 Remember, Kevin, I believe it was Kevin Jennings.

00:27:02.000 Or something, Jennings, Andrew Breitbart had that leaked tape.

00:27:04.000 These people who were teaching sex ed in school.

00:27:06.000 So, okay, you have the sex ed in school.

00:27:08.000 Now you also have, hey, smart devices and people have access to everything.

00:27:11.000 And you've been pro pornography so these people can access pornography so they know how babies are.

00:27:14.000 Oh, no, no, no, no.

00:27:15.000 That's not enough.

00:27:15.000 Okay.

00:27:16.000 Well, at least you have the self imposed 24 weeks.

00:27:18.000 Oh, no, that's, I guess, you were an unknowing tool of the patriarchy.

00:27:22.000 Let's just have abortions all the way up until and including birth.

00:27:25.000 And here's going to be the last conversation.

00:27:26.000 Can you at least pay for your own?

00:27:28.000 Oh, no, we're straight back to poor black people can't afford it.

00:27:33.000 Okay.

00:27:33.000 Well, you reap what you sow.

00:27:34.000 It's what the Bible says.

00:27:35.000 Yeah.

00:27:36.000 You know, when I get to heaven, my children will be whatever age I saw them at, or, you know, adults.

00:27:41.000 When they get to heaven, well, they might not get in.

00:27:44.000 Yeah.

00:27:44.000 And there's going to be a bunch of babies waiting for them.

00:27:46.000 They can atone and they can be forgiven, but they are going to meet those people one day.

00:27:50.000 Yeah.

00:27:50.000 And they're going to be babies.

00:27:51.000 Still, you didn't want a baby.

00:27:53.000 Now you got four.

00:27:53.000 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 Forever.

00:27:55.000 There you go.

00:27:56.000 It's like Daddy Daycare, the movie.

00:27:58.000 It was terrible.

00:27:59.000 In heaven.

00:27:59.000 I was trying to think of an analogy.

00:28:00.000 Yes, noodles.

00:28:00.000 What were you saying?

00:28:01.000 Oh, no, no, no.

00:28:02.000 I didn't say it.

00:28:02.000 Oh, you just raise your hand.

00:28:03.000 Yes, hammer.

00:28:04.000 Maybe.

00:28:04.000 He raises his hand.

00:28:05.000 Yes.

00:28:05.000 All right.

00:28:09.000 And here's the other thing, too.

00:28:10.000 I didn't bring this up, but of course, you know that many women who have abortions, they regret it later on.

00:28:14.000 They deal with complications and the mental health outcomes aren't great.

00:28:17.000 The left will argue it, but they have no leg to stand on.

00:28:19.000 This has been proven time and time again.

00:28:21.000 You can go and just research that for yourself.

00:28:23.000 But here's a big reason why.

00:28:24.000 And it's the same reason that women are more miserable than ever.

00:28:27.000 That's a fact.

00:28:28.000 Women are taking more medications than ever, and women are, by their own satisfactory ratings, less happy than ever.

00:28:36.000 Feminism has made women worse off.

00:28:39.000 Why?

00:28:39.000 The primary reason is that it demands the denial of biology.

00:28:44.000 Which brings us to AOC.

00:28:46.000 It's been confirmed that in a twist of events, sadly, AOC has split from her fiance, Percy Weasley.

00:28:54.000 And that is going to.

00:29:00.000 He was.

00:29:01.000 Is Aloha Mora the disappear one?

00:29:03.000 I don't know.

00:29:04.000 No, that's how you unlock a door.

00:29:06.000 Ah, there you go.

00:29:06.000 Wow.

00:29:07.000 Well, nerd.

00:29:08.000 I don't think that was happening anymore.

00:29:09.000 Well, he can't unlock doors.

00:29:10.000 He probably can't get it up anymore.

00:29:12.000 So, well, that's where he's a Leviosa.

00:29:14.000 No.

00:29:14.000 Avada Viagra.

00:29:18.000 New truthiest.

00:29:21.000 So, yeah, hey, look, sad.

00:29:26.000 Who could have seen this coming except for everyone?

00:29:28.000 But America's sweethearts are no more.

00:29:30.000 TMZ has confirmed that AOC and her fiance, Riley Roberts, have split.

00:29:35.000 If you've noticed, she's been talking about freezing her eggs and has not mentioned Riley Roberts at all.

00:29:40.000 And according to Puck, it turns out AOC and Roberts split about two years ago.

00:29:45.000 Multiple sources on Capitol Hill tell Tamsie it feels like forever since the couple has been spotted publicly together.

00:29:50.000 That's definitely not a hyperbole.

00:29:52.000 This photo was taken at the 2021 Met Gala, which was the last time the pair were photographed together.

00:29:58.000 Then, after this, about a year later, in May of 2022, AOC confirms that they were engaged.

00:30:03.000 Which, by the way, I just want to let you know freezing eggs, this is something too freezing eggs where you don't have a spouse.

00:30:07.000 For example, I understand, let's say you are in a relationship, you're married, and you're going through some health complications.

00:30:12.000 This is something, this is why freezing eggs is a practice, right?

00:30:15.000 You have a better chance later on.

00:30:17.000 Especially if they may be compromised.

00:30:19.000 Freezing eggs when you don't know who the man is, who's faceless in the future.

00:30:23.000 How is that not objectification?

00:30:25.000 It's he's just going to be a fertilization vehicle.

00:30:29.000 It's like a guy sticking his penis in a hole with an unknown suitor on the other side.

00:30:34.000 Doesn't matter.

00:30:35.000 I'm just going to be fertilizing whatever's on the other side.

00:30:38.000 I'm going to freeze my eggs.

00:30:40.000 This man eventually, once I decide to settle down, once I've done everything else, he's going to give me a baby.

00:30:45.000 We don't need to plan together.

00:30:48.000 That's what he will bring to the table.

00:30:49.000 So, how do we, how are we so clairvoyant?

00:30:53.000 How do we know this wasn't going to work out?

00:30:54.000 Well, that brings us to then and now.

00:31:03.000 All right, let me ask you this first because I will set my premise.

00:31:07.000 Relationships where the women wear the pants, they never work ever, ever, ever, ever.

00:31:15.000 They either end or they live in misery.

00:31:18.000 Not even for lesbians.

00:31:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:20.000 Have you seen it go any other way?

00:31:24.000 Comment below and then I'll get to some statistical realities.

00:31:27.000 That's how we knew this wasn't going to work.

00:31:30.000 This brings us to then.

00:31:32.000 And this should be a cautionary tale for women who think.

00:31:35.000 They want a man like this.

00:31:36.000 They want a relationship like this.

00:31:37.000 She clearly wore the pants in the relationship.

00:31:41.000 In 2022, she said that the engagement ring, first off, was made from zero emission and recycled gold.

00:31:46.000 Oh boy.

00:31:48.000 That's a bad start.

00:31:49.000 Then there was this profile in New York Magazine about AOC and her boyfriend.

00:31:55.000 He's the perfect beta to AOC's alpha, tiptoeing through the public sphere, leaving little evidence of his presence, the social equivalent of a cyclist's carbon footprint.

00:32:07.000 I hate so many things about that.

00:32:11.000 I hate the footprint.

00:32:13.000 I hate the beta.

00:32:14.000 I hate the cycling.

00:32:15.000 I know.

00:32:16.000 That pisses you off the most, I think.

00:32:17.000 I hate that it's New York Magazine.

00:32:19.000 I think that this is supposed to be complimentary to him, too.

00:32:21.000 Yes.

00:32:22.000 But it's not none of it.

00:32:23.000 It's complimentary.

00:32:24.000 Yeah.

00:32:24.000 If you ever compare me to a cyclist, we're going to fight.

00:32:27.000 Yeah.

00:32:27.000 Let alone a cyclist's carbon footprint.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:29.000 Yeah, we're fighting.

00:32:30.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:32:31.000 Absolutely.

00:32:31.000 And rightfully, you know what?

00:32:32.000 I would just take it.

00:32:33.000 I would turtle and I would take it.

00:32:35.000 I've been really bad.

00:32:40.000 Mary Claire, I have to read these, wrote, when the camera is on her, he steps out of the way.

00:32:46.000 Yeah, because he's fat.

00:32:49.000 Oh, gosh.

00:32:50.000 A Democrat.

00:32:51.000 They can't see her.

00:32:51.000 He's got to move.

00:32:52.000 I get it.

00:32:53.000 I've been there.

00:32:54.000 A Democrat insider said to the New York Post that Roberts, her fiancé, was, quote, an awkward guy as a partner for a dynamic woman.

00:33:01.000 Boy.

00:33:01.000 Whenever he was around at events, he never spoke.

00:33:04.000 No one thought she actually liked him.

00:33:07.000 That's so terrible.

00:33:08.000 And here's the thing.

00:33:09.000 Maybe that's not true.

00:33:11.000 Right?

00:33:11.000 Maybe he was just being quiet.

00:33:13.000 Still, the dynamics of a shrinking, violent man and a woman who's in charge, right?

00:33:18.000 Boss girl.

00:33:20.000 It doesn't, and women don't want it.

00:33:22.000 Women, now, we're not saying you need an abusive man.

00:33:25.000 I'm not talking about belching and crushing beer cans on your head.

00:33:28.000 Women want masculine men, and they certainly want to settle down with masculine men.

00:33:32.000 What do I mean?

00:33:33.000 Providers, protectors, leaders.

00:33:35.000 They'll fight you.

00:33:37.000 People like AOC will, the problem is they'll fight that person every step of the way, and a true man, right, in understanding leadership.

00:33:43.000 Is going to opt out of leading a woman like AOC who wants to be a boss babe.

00:33:46.000 So it really is a prison of their own making.

00:33:48.000 She's not going to respect a guy who steps away when she steps in.

00:33:53.000 She's not going to respect a guy who's a beta to her alpha, but she can't actually get the kind of man, at least not at this point.

00:34:00.000 She may settle later on because that man wouldn't have her.

00:34:03.000 It's kind of like these girls on OnlyFans who try to claim that they're also traditional.

00:34:08.000 You'll never get a traditional guy if you're showing your butthole on the internet.

00:34:13.000 He'll never pick you.

00:34:15.000 It's gone.

00:34:15.000 It's off the table.

00:34:16.000 He wants that butthole to himself.

00:34:18.000 Yes.

00:34:19.000 It's off the table.

00:34:21.000 He also, when he proposed to her, she told GQ, this one's funny.

00:34:24.000 And I said, Oh, really?

00:34:26.000 Well, you're going to have to woo me.

00:34:28.000 You're going to have to convince me.

00:34:29.000 After all this time, why I should.

00:34:32.000 Is the ring recyclable?

00:34:35.000 That would be the breakup right there.

00:34:37.000 After all this time, why I should.

00:34:39.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:40.000 Yeah.

00:34:40.000 Well, then.

00:34:41.000 Oh, I thought you loved me.

00:34:42.000 I thought the wooing part happened years ago when we went to college together.

00:34:46.000 Yeah.

00:34:46.000 Okay.

00:34:47.000 It's.

00:34:49.000 Part of the problem is all this time.

00:34:51.000 Yes.

00:34:51.000 People that do this are like, yeah, we'll just figure it out.

00:34:54.000 We'll just live together.

00:34:54.000 We'll just do all the.

00:34:55.000 It's a terrible way to do life.

00:34:58.000 Well, especially if you're planning on it.

00:34:59.000 There's some people like, what was it, Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell?

00:35:02.000 They're like, yeah, you know, we don't get married.

00:35:03.000 There are some people who genuinely don't get this.

00:35:04.000 But people like this, like, she clearly wanted to get married.

00:35:06.000 Exactly.

00:35:07.000 That's why he proposed.

00:35:08.000 It's like, whoa.

00:35:09.000 That's a control thing.

00:35:10.000 She's trying to establish leverage.

00:35:11.000 It's a dynamic where she wants, well, you think, but maybe you have to chase me.

00:35:14.000 I don't know.

00:35:16.000 Like, what do you mean at this point?

00:35:18.000 She also said this of a lot of men, which just shows how dumb she is.

00:35:20.000 She said, a lot of men only, quote, only believe that they want to be with an independent, successful woman.

00:35:25.000 No, they don't.

00:35:28.000 They don't care.

00:35:29.000 I'm just telling you, guys don't care.

00:35:30.000 The kind of guy who you would want.

00:35:33.000 Just like, okay, sure.

00:35:34.000 Being self sustaining, like, can feed yourself.

00:35:37.000 Right?

00:35:37.000 Like you know how to get somewhere you need to be, preferably in a car.

00:35:42.000 Outside of that, pretty and nice.

00:35:45.000 Pretty and nice.

00:35:46.000 Pretty nice, supportive, agreeable.

00:35:48.000 Someone who's easy for them to love.

00:35:50.000 Someone who's easy for them to lay down their life for.

00:35:53.000 It's never changed.

00:35:54.000 We don't really care how smart you are.

00:35:56.000 Yes, serviceably smart.

00:35:57.000 We don't expect you to be the funniest woman in the world.

00:36:00.000 We don't expect you to be a CEO.

00:36:02.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.000 They don't care.

00:36:03.000 So she lied to herself, found herself in a web of lies with a man that she obviously couldn't respect.

00:36:11.000 Didn't work out.

00:36:12.000 Women don't make the same mistake because that brings us to now.

00:36:17.000 Well, she's freezing her eggs for the next sucker.

00:36:20.000 I mean, suitor.

00:36:20.000 All right, everyone.

00:36:23.000 Deco and I, day one of freezing my eggs.

00:36:27.000 Wait.

00:36:27.000 Diving into the process.

00:36:28.000 He's going to fertilize the eggs?

00:36:30.000 I'm a dog mom.

00:36:31.000 I've got.

00:36:32.000 Let's see.

00:36:35.000 All of this medicine here.

00:36:37.000 Don't be weird about this, even though I know all of you will be.

00:36:41.000 Yes, we're weird.

00:36:43.000 Just why you're doing it on camera.

00:36:45.000 I'm so turned on by your flab.

00:36:48.000 Think about this.

00:36:49.000 How arrogant.

00:36:51.000 She said about the egg priest, and she said, This is the choice that I am making to feel more in control of my life.

00:36:56.000 Let me ask you who do you think is in more control of their life?

00:37:00.000 The lady who was the woman of his youth who got married young and had children with her husband stayed home to raise them and live the life that she wanted, making the compromises that were appropriate in that relationship for him to be the primary provider.

00:37:13.000 You know, traditional dynamic.

00:37:16.000 Or AOC, now well into her 30s, freezing her eggs for a TBD, fertilizing dick in the future.

00:37:28.000 Who do you think has.

00:37:29.000 Doesn't control involve some stability?

00:37:31.000 What part of this seems stable?

00:37:34.000 I think the person with control is the one that's on the street with their eggs going, hey, I got eggs.

00:37:39.000 Who wants these eggs?

00:37:40.000 I'll take anybody except most of you.

00:37:42.000 Yeah, I'll take the eggs.

00:37:44.000 Well, not so fast.

00:37:45.000 You're going to have to will me.

00:37:47.000 Yeah.

00:37:49.000 Oh, I just thought you were a whore.

00:37:51.000 This crazy lady with her eggs.

00:37:53.000 Hopefully, she finds this out sooner than later, but I feel like what's going to happen is she's going to realize at some point, like, this is just not going to happen.

00:37:59.000 It's not going to happen.

00:38:01.000 And AOC would do very well to tell all of the other girls, like, listen, I have traded Congress for what would have made me truly fulfilled and happy in life.

00:38:11.000 I've literally traded being on camera, being berated by people because they don't like my positions, people talking about this is what she would say.

00:38:18.000 They talk bad about me for decisions that I've made, they come up with stupid reasons why they hate me.

00:38:22.000 You traded all of that for, or you traded that instead of having kids, instead of having the thing that would be fulfilling.

00:38:31.000 I don't know, like, I don't know that I held this position five years ago or 10 years ago, but today I do.

00:38:37.000 Women, stay out of this.

00:38:39.000 This is not where you belong.

00:38:41.000 I'm not saying you're not capable.

00:38:42.000 I'm not saying that women can't do these things.

00:38:44.000 Obviously, we have some women that do these things, and some women, I think, do them at a very high level.

00:38:48.000 This is not where your fulfillment and life is going to be found.

00:38:52.000 Why do we keep lying?

00:38:53.000 The independent successful, it's like, no, guys just said we don't want that.

00:38:55.000 And you're like, you can't handle it.

00:38:57.000 No, we don't want it.

00:38:57.000 And guess why?

00:38:58.000 One, we don't want that for ourselves.

00:39:00.000 And two, we don't want it for you.

00:39:01.000 I don't want it for my daughter.

00:39:02.000 Do you think I want my daughter to be going?

00:39:04.000 I think I want to run for president.

00:39:06.000 I'm 36 years old.

00:39:07.000 I just broke up with this guy or just announced the breakup, and I'm going to freeze my eggs.

00:39:11.000 Do you think my daughter is going to have a better life making that choice, even if she became president of the United States with no kids, no husband, no family?

00:39:21.000 Never did that, just traded it all for that?

00:39:23.000 I would not tell her to do that ever, even if it was guaranteed.

00:39:27.000 You know what?

00:39:27.000 It's also feminism, too, is a gross misinterpretation of history, labeling it all patriarchy.

00:39:33.000 So they'll look at things and go, well, men have dominated these spaces.

00:39:35.000 For example, they'll look at all these.

00:39:36.000 I remember a woman complaining about monuments, saying, look at these monuments, X number are men.

00:39:42.000 And then if you look at them, flags over Iwo Jima, right?

00:39:46.000 You look at these, you go, okay, over half of them died in battle.

00:39:52.000 Those are actually monuments to the fact that men are inherently expendable in society.

00:40:00.000 They went to die because only men are expected to go and die.

00:40:05.000 And you see it in every major war.

00:40:07.000 The numbers are anywhere from 99%, I think the lowest I've seen is 96% from World War I, II onward, all the way through Iraq.

00:40:16.000 Even though women are allowed in the military, the percentage of men who die, and 94% in the workplace.

00:40:21.000 So women look at that and go, we have to correct it.

00:40:23.000 Well, they're not getting monuments for dying brutally and violently to protect other women in their country.

00:40:30.000 They're getting monuments because they put on a fucking pink ribbon.

00:40:33.000 Yeah, I remember that statue in New York City of the.

00:40:35.000 Mildly fat black lady?

00:40:37.000 Yeah.

00:40:37.000 For no reason?

00:40:38.000 Right.

00:40:39.000 Yeah.

00:40:39.000 It's a monument telling you that men sign this agreement.

00:40:43.000 They're willing to die.

00:40:45.000 And society has said that men are expendable.

00:40:47.000 That's part of the agreement.

00:40:49.000 Why?

00:40:49.000 Because women reproduce and there's an incubation period.

00:40:52.000 We understand that.

00:40:54.000 But they take it and say, we have to right all the wrongs.

00:40:56.000 And then applying that mindset to a relationship.

00:40:59.000 Well, why does the man have to get down?

00:41:02.000 And why is she just supposed to say yes?

00:41:05.000 Is he dictating it?

00:41:06.000 Actually, that's a sign of the opposite.

00:41:09.000 Did you know that?

00:41:10.000 That the man getting down on his knee and proposing to you, you saying yes, shows that there is some element of control that you have effectively wooed him because men do control access to relationships and they control it.

00:41:22.000 They're very, very close to the vest with it.

00:41:24.000 Women control access to sex.

00:41:27.000 A man is willingly putting himself in a vulnerable position to say, okay, you, I forego everyone else for you.

00:41:35.000 And feminists interpret that as, well, why can't the women propose?

00:41:39.000 Okay, get down on one knee.

00:41:42.000 And pledge your life for me.

00:41:45.000 Show me you will die for me.

00:41:46.000 Yeah, tell me you're going to make me the happiest man in the world and that you'll do everything for me and you're going to provide for me and stay by my side.

00:41:53.000 That's what you're going to do, though.

00:41:54.000 Okay.

00:41:54.000 Right.

00:41:55.000 So if you apply it societally, it doesn't work.

00:41:57.000 We've seen the breakdown.

00:41:59.000 And then you apply it relationally.

00:42:00.000 This is how this had to go.

00:42:03.000 And very clearly, also as predictable, she's posting obvious thirst trap content on her Instagram.

00:42:09.000 So I'm on my way to do my last strength training session.

00:42:14.000 Let's go.

00:42:20.000 I get it.

00:42:23.000 Now, here's the thing, too.

00:42:23.000 Women can say they want to be masculine.

00:42:26.000 Study after study shows women, when they look for quality, especially when you include the reproductive aspect, they want a man generally who is older than she is, able to provide, has some kind of status, has more masculine features, even physically, is confident, is able to lead.

00:42:43.000 These are qualities that women look for in men that men don't typically look for in women when you look at the actual studies.

00:42:48.000 You know, I think this was actually Cassie J. Who did the documentary Red Pill a long time ago, which started a lot of this?

00:42:54.000 And she was a liberal feminist, by the way, before she made that movie.

00:42:57.000 They'll say that in society, women are sex objects.

00:43:00.000 Okay, let's grant that.

00:43:02.000 Men are success objects.

00:43:05.000 So women go, Well, I want the man to be wealthy, to be stable.

00:43:09.000 In other words, the value he brings to the table is success.

00:43:12.000 And men go, I want her to be hot and nice.

00:43:15.000 So let's just accept both sides of the deal.

00:43:17.000 The problem is when you only accept half of it.

00:43:20.000 And then you lie to other young women to make them as miserable as you.

00:43:24.000 She, deep down, knows she wants a man, she doesn't want a beta to her alpha, to quote the article.

00:43:30.000 But she's convinced herself because it's part of the movement.

00:43:32.000 She can't do that.

00:43:34.000 No, no, no.

00:43:34.000 It's better to have a shrinking violent.

00:43:36.000 And young women, you should do that too.

00:43:38.000 Because all of you can afford freezing your eggs and IVF in your 40s.

00:43:42.000 That's how you take control of your life.

00:43:46.000 All right.

00:43:47.000 You guys let me know.

00:43:48.000 Is this a surprise to anyone?

00:43:50.000 And do you think there's a different root problem?

00:43:52.000 Oh, maybe they said that they broke up about two years ago, Inside Sources.

00:43:56.000 Maybe he voted for Trump.

00:43:58.000 Yeah, he's a different.

00:44:00.000 In that case, he wanted out.

00:44:01.000 Yeah.

00:44:02.000 But he was afraid that she'd, you know, like boil the pet rabbit.

00:44:05.000 He wore a sticker.

00:44:07.000 I voted Trump and came home and it was over.

00:44:09.000 He's like, oh, if I leave this broad, she's going to kill me or something.

00:44:11.000 So, you know, I'll just be, I'll just toss a MAGA hat on the kitchen table at someone else.

00:44:16.000 He's like, oh, really?

00:44:17.000 You got to close your legs?

00:44:17.000 Well, I'm closing the border, bitch.

00:44:19.000 Yeah.

00:44:20.000 How about that?

00:44:21.000 I have to have some of that.

00:44:27.000 Anyway, you know, and by the way, this is just a lot of this advice is horrible for young women and a lot of advice out there.

00:44:34.000 Is horrible on Instagram, period, across the board.

00:44:37.000 There's so much fake news, so much fake crap, not the least of which is the fitness influencers.

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00:45:19.000 I mean, we just don't make claims randomly and say, well, everybody knows.

00:45:22.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:45:23.000 You see it so much on Amazon, too.

00:45:24.000 We're like, science proven, make for backup data.

00:45:27.000 You're like, ah, this is just Chinese AI.

00:45:29.000 What is this?

00:45:30.000 Ground up deer antler.

00:45:31.000 Yeah.

00:45:31.000 Like, what?

00:45:32.000 Oh, no, deer antler velvet.

00:45:33.000 That was a big thing.

00:45:34.000 Is it really?

00:45:35.000 Yeah, it does nothing.

00:45:36.000 I was trying to make up the word.

00:45:37.000 It does nothing.

00:45:38.000 I didn't think up.

00:45:38.000 I had a guy who literally went from our jiu jitsu gym to jiu jitsu gym, grappling gym, to try and sell deer antler velvet spray.

00:45:46.000 And his pitch was no, no, no.

00:45:48.000 All the research, when they've studied deer antler velvet, it does nothing.

00:45:52.000 But that's because your stomach breaks it down.

00:45:54.000 So spray it in your mouth where it tastes like ass and it'll increase your growth hormone to a degree that would be insignificant.

00:46:02.000 And people bought it.

00:46:03.000 People bought it.

00:46:03.000 So yes, deer antler velvet, bullcrap.

00:46:05.000 And there's someone in the comments going to go, I did it.

00:46:08.000 No, you didn't.

00:46:09.000 Placebo is a thing.

00:46:11.000 By the way, thank you for the raid, Dan.

00:46:12.000 We very much appreciate it.

00:46:13.000 And of course, we're going to send everyone on to Haley if you're not yet a member of Rumble Premium.

00:46:18.000 Socialism.

00:46:20.000 Let me just give you a couple of things here because Francesco Hong, we have a closing time and it's fun.

00:46:25.000 Everyone has talked about how it's inevitable.

00:46:26.000 Look, socialism is still a hard sell nationally.

00:46:30.000 Not with Gen Z, right?

00:46:31.000 They sort of go back and forth.

00:46:34.000 But overall, it is very unpopular, not as unpopular as it once was.

00:46:40.000 Also, the Democrat Party has no issue with rigging elections.

00:46:45.000 It is the least Democratic party of the two.

00:46:49.000 There's only two.

00:46:50.000 Which one is undemocratic?

00:46:52.000 Well, the Democrat, the Democrat Party, the one that didn't have a primary for the last election, the one that screwed Bernie Sanders out because they knew that he actually was probably going to win.

00:47:00.000 So last night, I don't know which minority you root for.

00:47:03.000 Black man beat the shit out of an Asian woman.

00:47:07.000 Wow.

00:47:07.000 For the governorship.

00:47:09.000 And David Crowley beat Francesca Hong.

00:47:13.000 Milwaukee County executive David Crowley has secured the Democratic nomination.

00:47:17.000 Is she Asian or Latina?

00:47:18.000 I can't tell.

00:47:19.000 She's in favor.

00:47:19.000 Democratic socialist Francesca Hong.

00:47:21.000 Crowley was ahead of Hong by roughly 3,200 votes when the race was called.

00:47:27.000 And because Hong has now conceded, there will be no recount.

00:47:31.000 Yes, by the way, she did concede.

00:47:32.000 Hats off to her, though.

00:47:33.000 Some would say it's questionable as to how she handled her concession speech.

00:47:40.000 Fucking nigga!

00:47:42.000 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

00:47:44.000 Let's just let cooler tempers prevail.

00:47:48.000 Whoa.

00:47:54.000 We'll get to the false.

00:47:55.000 There wasn't even a white guy in the race.

00:47:58.000 We'll get to some of the foul play going on in this election.

00:48:00.000 And by the way, There are definitely some reasons.

00:48:02.000 So the socialists who are like, we think this was a scam, I'll grant that to you.

00:48:05.000 But first, Francesca, it's time to close.

00:48:08.000 I'm Francesca Hong, and I've got 30 seconds to tell you what I'll do as Wisconsin's next governor.

00:48:13.000 David Crowley has secured the Democratic nomination for governor of Wisconsin over Democratic socialist Francesca Hong.

00:48:22.000 Time to close.

00:48:25.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:48:33.000 If you want to be tough on crime, you better be tough on causes.

00:48:36.000 Rabbit Fire, do you support repealing Act 10?

00:48:39.000 Yes.

00:48:39.000 Universal child care?

00:48:40.000 Yes.

00:48:41.000 Why do you believe that the police must still exist?

00:48:45.000 Still exist?

00:48:47.000 Time to close.

00:48:50.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:48:58.000 Do you still believe that Thanksgiving should be canceled?

00:49:02.000 I'm a chef.

00:49:03.000 Thanksgiving gave.

00:49:04.000 Does not factor into the equation.

00:49:06.000 I've cooked many great Thanksgiving dinners.

00:49:09.000 My favorite holiday is Thanksgiving.

00:49:17.000 Because I have it.

00:49:19.000 Yep.

00:49:20.000 I'm not a super fun person.

00:49:21.000 Guaranteed pay leave.

00:49:23.000 Yes.

00:49:23.000 Abolishing ICE.

00:49:24.000 Yes.

00:49:25.000 And we continue to incarcerate more black men at a rate that's higher than any other state in the country.

00:49:33.000 Public grocery stores.

00:49:34.000 Yes.

00:49:34.000 Right to repair.

00:49:35.000 Yes.

00:49:36.000 Legalizing cannabis.

00:49:37.000 Yes.

00:49:38.000 But I think that.

00:49:39.000 People can evolve.

00:49:40.000 That I am going to be a sensible and practical government and governor.

00:49:45.000 I did marry, and proximity to whiteness continues, right?

00:49:50.000 My son is biracial, he's half white and half Korean.

00:49:53.000 Overturning Citizens United.

00:49:55.000 Yes.

00:49:55.000 A Workers' Bill of Rights.

00:49:57.000 Yes.

00:49:57.000 A Free Palestine.

00:49:58.000 Yes.

00:49:59.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:50:06.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:50:11.000 Close.

00:50:12.000 And this is why I'm proud to be a democratic socialist.

00:50:21.000 What?

00:50:22.000 Nothing, I guess.

00:50:23.000 I just love that term, democratic socialist.

00:50:26.000 It's like, so really, you're just, you're like, you're putting the first act in the name.

00:50:30.000 Yeah.

00:50:31.000 But you know that that's not the second or third act.

00:50:33.000 The second act is.

00:50:33.000 Like, yeah, it means that we voted in.

00:50:35.000 Okay.

00:50:36.000 But how do you enforce it?

00:50:39.000 Guns.

00:50:39.000 Would you think people are going to vote to enforce it every time, vote to enforce it with guns and to take from their fellow citizens?

00:50:46.000 Probably not.

00:50:47.000 That's the thing.

00:50:48.000 How do you enforce it?

00:50:48.000 You enforce it through violence.

00:50:50.000 But we elect the people who enforce through violence democratically, initially.

00:50:54.000 Ah, okay.

00:50:55.000 And what's funny is it's the least democratic political wing in the United States.

00:50:59.000 So a lot of people saying that some foul play.

00:51:02.000 Okay, I'll go through it and you can check the references.

00:51:04.000 This wouldn't be the first time that Democrats have done this, by the way.

00:51:07.000 So at 12 a.m., Central Milwaukee County, they announced 28,000 absentee ballots.

00:51:13.000 They were going to be delayed due to a flash drive error, which just sounds absurd coming out of my mouth when you're talking about an election, but this happened.

00:51:22.000 Two things.

00:51:24.000 There's the audit log and the results.

00:51:26.000 What we uncovered was that five of the sticks had the audit log downloaded and not the results.

00:51:33.000 It's a human error.

00:51:35.000 These things can happen.

00:51:37.000 So basically, what we need to do is go back to the operations center and we're going to download out of those five machines the results and make sure that it's not the audit log.

00:51:47.000 I guess the exact thing, yes, is if five of the USB sticks were missing results from the election, so then they have to go try to re grab them.

00:52:01.000 We're doing this as kind of a cut in thing.

00:52:03.000 We're going to tape here that they're going to insert into News Now.

00:52:06.000 So if you'd like, you can watch us put this together.

00:52:14.000 I do like it.

00:52:15.000 I do like it.

00:52:16.000 And I do want to watch you put it together.

00:52:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:18.000 What are you doing rolling those papers up?

00:52:19.000 Get to work, bud.

00:52:21.000 That is a man hanging on by a very thin thread.

00:52:24.000 And I dig that about him.

00:52:25.000 So she was down about 3,000.

00:52:27.000 At that time.

00:52:28.000 Then at 1 30 a.m., they had USP absentee votes coming in, and then Crowley netted an additional 1,200 votes.

00:52:38.000 So again, it's kind of like the broken pipe, the pipe bursting that wasn't a pipe bursting.

00:52:43.000 There'd be no real way of knowing, but again, she was the runaway favorite to win the nomination, and I don't like her.

00:52:49.000 By a lot.

00:52:50.000 A socialist fish.

00:52:52.000 She was up like 22, depending on which data you use, and Cal she had her odds at 95%.

00:52:57.000 It was kind of like a Foregone conclusion in so many people's minds.

00:53:01.000 Yes.

00:53:01.000 Now, just as certainly, she was absolutely viewed as a very weak candidate in the general.

00:53:07.000 Why?

00:53:07.000 Because socialism, an easy sell to people online, but a pretty tough sell to the American people, even in blue leaning states.

00:53:15.000 So if you actually look, August 10th, what the Democrats at 44%, the odds of winning when they thought she was going to be the candidate, now that she's not, 72%.

00:53:25.000 Ugh.

00:53:27.000 So, like, here's the thing.

00:53:29.000 Is it, I don't, I, Can't tell you that I have the answers.

00:53:31.000 And I'll be honest, I'm not going to do the same digging that I did in the 2020 election because when Democrats screw Democrats, I don't care as much.

00:53:37.000 I'm not going to lie to you.

00:53:38.000 It's kind of funny.

00:53:41.000 But I would wager there's some foul play.

00:53:47.000 I can't prove it.

00:53:47.000 Totally.

00:53:48.000 I would wager there's some foul play.

00:53:51.000 98% of the vote is in.

00:53:52.000 That means 2% is out.

00:53:53.000 You're only down by 3,000 votes and you concede, which means there's no recount.

00:53:57.000 You can't challenge anything.

00:53:59.000 Come on.

00:54:00.000 It sounds like somebody got a phone call.

00:54:02.000 I don't know.

00:54:03.000 I don't know.

00:54:04.000 I can't prove it.

00:54:04.000 I would suspect so because it's almost like we've seen Democrats do undemocratic things in the past, right?

00:54:13.000 We learned today from former Democratic National Committee Chairwoman Donna Brazil that the Clinton campaign, in her view, did rig the presidential nominating process by entering into an agreement to control day to day operations at the DNC.

00:54:27.000 The Clinton campaign controlling the party's staffing, strategy, finances, communications.

00:54:31.000 And that agreement was entered into in August 2015, a year before she defeated.

00:54:36.000 Senator Bernie Sanders, this must shock you.

00:54:40.000 But this is a real problem.

00:54:41.000 The anticipation was that if the president were to step aside, there would be an open primary.

00:54:49.000 And as I say, Kamala may have, I think she would have done well in that and been stronger going forward.

00:54:55.000 But we don't know that.

00:54:57.000 That didn't happen.

00:54:59.000 We live with what happened.

00:55:01.000 And because the president endorsed Kamala Harris immediately, that really made it almost impossible to have a primary at that time.

00:55:11.000 Mm hmm.

00:55:15.000 Mm hmm.

00:55:17.000 Mm hmm.

00:55:19.000 That's French for I don't believe.

00:55:21.000 I want Nancy Pelosi to come to my restaurant.

00:55:23.000 That's right.

00:55:24.000 I mean, in beach attire.

00:55:27.000 I'd go.

00:55:28.000 Yeah.

00:55:29.000 Yeah, you would.

00:55:30.000 I'd ask her some questions.

00:55:31.000 Well, Hong has already changed her name and moved on to her next gig.

00:55:34.000 Oh, don't look at her.

00:55:36.000 Do not look at her.

00:55:36.000 She's going to try to sell us pancakes.

00:55:37.000 I'm telling you.

00:55:40.000 What are you looking for?

00:55:41.000 I have the best pancakes.

00:55:43.000 Come to Judy's for breakfast.

00:55:45.000 I'm Judy.

00:55:45.000 I have cafe.

00:55:46.000 Come for breakfast.

00:55:48.000 She really wants us to believe her name's Judy now.

00:55:50.000 She's insane, but I support her.

00:55:53.000 Yeah.

00:55:55.000 Do what you know.

00:55:57.000 So, I don't really know.

00:55:58.000 I don't think there's much more to add to that.

00:56:02.000 Come on.

00:56:02.000 I mean, come on.

00:56:03.000 This really happens again in Wisconsin, in the Democrat Party.

00:56:07.000 Yeah.

00:56:07.000 Like, it just seems.

00:56:09.000 I'm not a conspiracy theorist, right?

00:56:10.000 I generally lean away from that, but when you see a lot of things like this, you're kind of like, I understand why people might think that.

00:56:16.000 I get it.

00:56:17.000 It's just pretty tough for these people to argue it when the most flagrant.

00:56:20.000 Obvious examples of election tampering.

00:56:22.000 It's like, no, there's the safest and fairest election of all time.

00:56:26.000 It's like, all right, here are some flash drives just dumped in the middle of the night and no way to check.

00:56:33.000 By the way, these didn't work.

00:56:34.000 I know it was your district, but oh well.

00:56:36.000 And they're like, I guess I have to take it.

00:56:38.000 So I guess what I'm asking is when you guys downloaded the results and you said it was like the log, the audit log, the audit log and not the results, but the audit log changed the numbers that you now have to go back and change.

00:56:55.000 What is an audit log?

00:56:58.000 What are results?

00:56:59.000 Like, is an audit log just telling you what people voted?

00:57:01.000 Because that sounds a lot like results to me.

00:57:03.000 It does to me, too.

00:57:04.000 It doesn't make any sense at all.

00:57:06.000 What is there to audit?

00:57:07.000 There could be a lot of information.

00:57:08.000 I'm just going to leave room for that.

00:57:09.000 But it just doesn't sound like I wouldn't go out there and say that.

00:57:12.000 I would be like, hey, we didn't have the data.

00:57:14.000 I wouldn't go out there and be like, yeah, we downloaded the wrong stuff.

00:57:17.000 And apparently she got a lot of votes.

00:57:18.000 We didn't like that.

00:57:19.000 So we went back and we got the results.

00:57:21.000 And we'll have those for you in just about an hour.

00:57:22.000 Yeah.

00:57:23.000 We downloaded the wrong stuff.

00:57:24.000 This drive is just season two of Web.

00:57:26.000 I don't know who's laughing at this.

00:57:28.000 This doesn't help us in an election at all.

00:57:31.000 It's just my resume.

00:57:32.000 So we thought it was highly valuable.

00:57:33.000 Also, by the way, we're going to fix the election, but can we talk about how awful season two of Westworld was?

00:57:38.000 The first season was like the best season ever.

00:57:40.000 Now they're in a samurai village?

00:57:42.000 The fuck?

00:57:42.000 Who wins the primary?

00:57:43.000 I'm sorry, I don't mean to interrupt your Westworld fantasy, but.

00:57:46.000 I thought like maybe it was an outlier.

00:57:48.000 Okay, we're not going to know, are we?

00:57:49.000 Like a Halloween three.

00:57:51.000 So then I went to Westworld three, and then the kid from Breaking Bad is in there, but they're in the city.

00:57:56.000 It's no longer even Westworld.

00:57:58.000 Pink man.

00:57:59.000 Guys, guys, we have to.

00:58:00.000 What happened to Westworld?

00:58:02.000 Fell apart.

00:58:03.000 By the way, Francesco lost.

00:58:05.000 Oh.

00:58:06.000 Oh, wait.

00:58:06.000 That was the announcement.

00:58:08.000 That's about as relevant.

00:58:09.000 So stupid.

00:58:10.000 I don't understand.

00:58:11.000 So, you guys let me know if you think it was foul play or also if you care.

00:58:17.000 I mean, I care because I won election integrity.

00:58:19.000 And honestly, she's an easier candidate to be a much easier candidate, yeah.

00:58:23.000 But it is still kind of funny.

00:58:24.000 It is kind of funny.

00:58:26.000 In a really bad way.

00:58:27.000 Speaking of funny, you know, we just got in.

00:58:30.000 We're very current here.

00:58:31.000 We are.

00:58:32.000 Well, except for the fact that I've been banned from TikTok for life.

00:58:34.000 Oh.

00:58:35.000 We kind of did that to ourselves.

00:58:37.000 Yeah, we did do it to ourselves.

00:58:38.000 But there's like, you know, we always get in on the like social trends, like the owling.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 We did a lot of owling.

00:58:45.000 Everyone knows that planking was a weird thing for so long.

00:58:49.000 Ice bucket challenge.

00:58:50.000 Yeah.

00:58:51.000 Yeah.

00:58:52.000 Gerald started an OnlyFans.

00:58:53.000 Yeah.

00:58:53.000 Milk crate challenge climbing up.

00:58:55.000 Right.

00:58:55.000 The Harlem shake, which, you know, Gerald did it mostly by himself, which was sad.

00:59:00.000 But the Kool Aid pickle jar.

00:59:03.000 Mm hmm.

00:59:03.000 Yeah.

00:59:04.000 Mm hmm.

00:59:05.000 I mean, I still have to take Metformin.

00:59:06.000 But I will say there's a new one that's been going around.

00:59:11.000 And so, of course, you know, we take an interest.

00:59:14.000 We wanted to show you that we got in on that action.

00:59:16.000 All right, yesterday we asked all of our coworkers around the office, what would they do if a starving orphan showed up at their door?

00:59:23.000 And this is what they said.

00:59:24.000 Honestly, that would be the opportunity of a lifetime, really.

00:59:26.000 Just anything I could do to help make their life a little bit better that day.

00:59:29.000 I would probably call 911 and feed it.

00:59:33.000 Give them shelter.

00:59:35.000 Help them figure it out.

00:59:36.000 Give them some food.

00:59:37.000 That's very Christian of you.

00:59:38.000 Thank you.

00:59:39.000 Feed him.

00:59:40.000 Make sure they have.

00:59:42.000 Food and water, call the police, get them some help.

00:59:45.000 Is it an Indian?

00:59:46.000 I'd probably just give it some food and water, call the cops.

00:59:49.000 Take it to church?

00:59:50.000 Take it to church.

00:59:51.000 Yeah.

00:59:51.000 I'm going to have some form of compassion.

00:59:53.000 I'd make sure it wasn't hungry, thirsty.

00:59:55.000 Just keep it safe until the authorities arrive, I guess.

00:59:58.000 Give them a bagel?

00:59:59.000 I don't know.

00:59:59.000 Probably call the police or a social worker or something.

01:00:03.000 Well, first thing I would do is make sure that they're actually an orphan.

01:00:06.000 Because you can make that mistake, like with bear cubs, it's a fatal mistake.

01:00:10.000 So make sure, first off, that they're orphans.

01:00:13.000 So, you know, then see if they have an aunt or an uncle again because the legality is pretty important.

01:00:19.000 And then, if not, you know, feed them and hopefully give them a better life.

01:00:23.000 But let's be the damage is done.

01:00:25.000 I'd probably help him try to get some food, try to get some water, and then see if there's anywhere that he needs to be or needs to go.

01:00:33.000 I'd probably invite him inside and offer him some lunch, shoot him in the face.

01:00:38.000 That's why you bother me.

01:00:42.000 Oh.

01:00:43.000 Oh man, Gerald.

01:00:44.000 Gerald.

01:00:45.000 Heartless.

01:00:46.000 Yeah, sure.

01:00:47.000 That's the story we're going to go with.

01:00:49.000 And wearing that shirt right now?

01:00:50.000 Crazy.

01:00:51.000 Yeah.

01:00:52.000 Absolutely crazy.

01:00:53.000 Yeah.

01:00:54.000 It's almost like he's wearing it in vain.

01:00:58.000 Yeah.

01:00:59.000 Like he's doing it blasphemously.

01:01:00.000 Yeah.

01:01:01.000 Can't wear the Lord's name in vain.

01:01:02.000 Yeah, you can't wear that.

01:01:04.000 I think Jesus would have helped orphans.

01:01:07.000 I feel like we got different questions.

01:01:08.000 No!

01:01:08.000 That seemed like a cop out.

01:01:12.000 Yeah.

01:01:13.000 I didn't observe that at all.

01:01:15.000 No wonder they were so.

01:01:16.000 When I was like, well, what does this answer sound like?

01:01:18.000 That's perfect, man.

01:01:19.000 Yes, go with that.

01:01:20.000 It was like one time.

01:01:21.000 Well, it was perfect for you.

01:01:23.000 Yeah.

01:01:24.000 It's perfect for you.

01:01:25.000 I mean, it's not what I would have done because I have a heart.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, no, exactly right.

01:01:28.000 Exactly right.

01:01:28.000 No, but.

01:01:29.000 Like, it's perfect for Gerald because.

01:01:31.000 He's a Tin Man.

01:01:31.000 It tells us who he is.

01:01:34.000 When I heard the question you guys got, immediately I was like, son of a Tien.

01:01:40.000 What question did you get, Gerald?

01:01:43.000 I should have.

01:01:43.000 So the same one.

01:01:44.000 Okay.

01:01:44.000 Yeah, same one.

01:01:45.000 Yeah, I got the exact same question.

01:01:46.000 Oh, God.

01:01:46.000 We wouldn't do that.

01:01:47.000 We're very ethical here.

01:01:47.000 Yeah.

01:01:48.000 Come on.

01:01:48.000 That's lying.

01:01:49.000 That's deceit.

01:01:50.000 That would be lying.

01:01:51.000 That would be lying, like saying Jesus is the answer for orphans that I shoot.

01:01:55.000 In the face.

01:01:56.000 Yeah, that's definitely not how you're going to do it.

01:01:57.000 That's definitely not clear about where.

01:01:58.000 What would Jesus do?

01:01:59.000 Not shoot an orphan in the face.

01:02:00.000 That's pretty much, yeah.

01:02:01.000 Maybe some other things, but definitely not that.

01:02:04.000 I mean, like, maybe if it was like a criminal orphan.

01:02:06.000 Hi, I'm Oliver Bang.

01:02:07.000 I don't even get the twist.

01:02:08.000 Yeah, you didn't even get the stun.

01:02:09.000 He didn't even have guns back then.

01:02:10.000 No, he didn't have guns.

01:02:11.000 He would time travel to shoot poor Oliver Twist just asking for some grief.

01:02:15.000 Or Annie.

01:02:16.000 Either one.

01:02:17.000 Little orphan Annie.

01:02:17.000 Well, if it's the remake, you have a case.

01:02:21.000 It's a hard bang.

01:02:22.000 I don't want that song.

01:02:23.000 Get out of here.

01:02:23.000 Yeah.

01:02:24.000 Jay Z screwed it up for the rest of us.

01:02:26.000 Bruce Wayne shows up on Gerald's doorstep.

01:02:29.000 Bang, Dad.

01:02:30.000 No bad.

01:02:31.000 I'm sorry you're afraid of bads.

01:02:32.000 Yeah, that's exactly right.

01:02:33.000 Yeah.

01:02:34.000 He would be the one.

01:02:34.000 Stop being a little pussy.

01:02:35.000 Yeah.

01:02:35.000 Don't get in the well.

01:02:36.000 Yeah.

01:02:37.000 He'd be the one who throws him down.

01:02:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

01:02:40.000 Throws him down with all the pets.

01:02:41.000 I would put a locking cover on it so it would the same.

01:02:44.000 This poor kid had a fine relationship with bats.

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:46.000 Then comes Gerald.

01:02:49.000 He probably had no relationship with bats because bats are nocturnal and human beings are diurnal.

01:02:53.000 That's a normal relationship with bats.

01:02:54.000 When would you run into them?

01:02:54.000 That's normal.

01:02:55.000 That's what I'm saying.

01:02:55.000 That's a good relationship with bats.

01:02:56.000 That's a healthy relationship.

01:02:57.000 It's like, I don't understand them.

01:02:58.000 I don't really go near them.

01:03:00.000 I don't fear them necessarily.

01:03:01.000 But, oh, whoa, now I'm trapped in a well thanks to Gerald?

01:03:05.000 Yeah.

01:03:05.000 And then you have to think of how messed up he has to be for the rest of his life.

01:03:09.000 Every single thing he buys, he has to put his little bat theme touch on it.

01:03:13.000 Everything.

01:03:14.000 Someone's like, Yeah, I got some new doilies.

01:03:15.000 He's like, You gotta make the doilies shaped like bats.

01:03:18.000 Why?

01:03:18.000 It's his mic thing.

01:03:19.000 You don't need to worry about it.

01:03:19.000 It's gotta have wings, dude.

01:03:21.000 Got like a baseball cap with jagged edges.

01:03:23.000 It's a bat cap!

01:03:25.000 I think you're taking this bat thing a little too far.

01:03:28.000 Got little fangs on his water dispenser.

01:03:31.000 Have you been in my cave?

01:03:33.000 His bed sheets just shaped like bat wings.

01:03:36.000 I can only cover my shoulder.

01:03:37.000 I have to.

01:03:38.000 His pillow shaped like a wing.

01:03:39.000 It's so uneven, but I have to do it.

01:03:42.000 He's the weird kid in high school because he's answering everything with doing sonar.

01:03:46.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:47.000 Oh!

01:03:48.000 Shhh!

01:03:51.000 Boop!

01:03:51.000 Yeah.

01:03:52.000 Is it sonar or is it?

01:03:53.000 Yeah, I said it right.

01:03:54.000 Echolocation.

01:03:55.000 It's echolocation.

01:03:55.000 Echolocation sonar.

01:03:56.000 But that's sonar, right?

01:03:57.000 It's not radar.

01:03:59.000 Radar's different.

01:03:59.000 Radar's objects, sonar's sound.

01:04:01.000 Which is funny, when people say gay dart, they use this to mean like, oh, I can just look at someone or hear, and I have gay darts.

01:04:08.000 It's like, well, no, that's like gay vision or like gay sonophore.

01:04:11.000 That's gay sight.

01:04:12.000 You gotta feel it.

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:14.000 In your butthole.

01:04:15.000 That's Gaydar.

01:04:15.000 Gaydar is when they bounce off gay people.

01:04:17.000 Yes, exactly right.

01:04:19.000 Yeah.

01:04:21.000 Yeah, like you throw out like a.

01:04:22.000 I'm not answering questions again.

01:04:24.000 You throw out like a Wham's greatest hits, and whoever it bounces off of, you're like, he's the gay.

01:04:29.000 You know what?

01:04:29.000 Last Christmas, I kissed my boyfriend.

01:04:32.000 Yeah.

01:04:33.000 You're like, ah, it bounced off that gay guy's head.

01:04:35.000 I just want you to know, person that recorded me and asked me that question, I will remember this.

01:04:44.000 Oh, yes.

01:04:45.000 The good news is that Gerald doesn't actually remember most things.

01:04:48.000 He's like, his memory's just, it's kind of hit or miss.

01:04:51.000 The worst part about that, the person who recorded it, he doesn't want to say on air because it's an orphan.

01:04:55.000 That's true.

01:05:00.000 Also, Gerald lives a second life as a robber.

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