Louder with Crowder - September 19, 2025


SPECIAL: A Behind-the-Scenes Peek at Some of Our Biggest Productions


Episode Stats

Length

15 minutes

Words per Minute

163.7594

Word Count

2,541

Sentence Count

317

Misogynist Sentences

13

Hate Speech Sentences

9


Summary

Nick and Nathan are joined by special guest Captain Morgan to discuss the BTS and Scrapyard mashup. Plus, a little bit of behind the scenes on the making of the Sausage Man and a whole lot more!


Transcript

00:01:16.000 Oh, ever heard of a fade out?
00:01:18.000 You know, it's more of a jump in.
00:01:20.000 Yeah.
00:01:21.000 Yeah, I see that.
00:01:26.000 Get going, clown.
00:01:29.000 It's Friday.
00:01:31.000 It's a love letter to you guys.
00:01:32.000 Rumble premium.
00:01:34.000 And uh actually today's gonna be a mix of uh of uh you know, scrapyard and uh the BTS.
00:01:39.000 So you know what, just to make sure that uh we keep uh Nicholas Applejack on his toes.
00:01:44.000 Uh you know, um what were you uh it's time for scrapyard.
00:01:48.000 I'm Nathan, I'm number eight No, no, everyone shut up.
00:01:52.000 Everyone and don't hit a single thing.
00:01:54.000 Applejack.
00:01:56.000 Because that right there perfectly embodies what scrapyard is.
00:02:01.000 Really, you know, he's something that has no business being on air for you to see.
00:02:07.000 You shouldn't be subjected to this.
00:02:10.000 So if anything, we all owe Applejack a thank you for for keeping the true spirit of crap.
00:02:20.000 Now it's infectious.
00:02:22.000 The true spirit of scrapyard in his heart all day long.
00:02:30.000 Scrapyard, go.
00:02:34.000 You are scrapyard.
00:02:36.000 That's his new nickname, Scrapyard Nick.
00:02:36.000 Yes.
00:02:38.000 Yes.
00:02:39.000 We are all scrapyard.
00:02:41.000 But Nick Moore.
00:02:42.000 I'm the trash man.
00:02:46.000 Cause I'm the trash man.
00:02:49.000 Ooh, I'm the trash man.
00:02:53.000 Yeah.
00:02:54.000 And my name's Nick.
00:02:55.000 All right, glad to be with you.
00:02:56.000 Captain Morgan CEO, glad you're here.
00:02:59.000 Yeah, it's one of those days.
00:02:59.000 Hello.
00:03:01.000 And uh you know him, you love him.
00:03:04.000 Oh, that type of lower thirds, they're not strobes.
00:03:16.000 Can you imagine him in like an early 1920s prison having to operate the spotlight to see if people are as well?
00:03:27.000 That's how they get it.
00:03:31.000 This is the last castle, he's a guard just hitting other guards with rubber bullets for no reason.
00:03:39.000 All right, and uh Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you, sir?
00:03:43.000 I'm good.
00:03:43.000 Can we get a Nick DePolo lower third up here?
00:03:43.000 I'm good.
00:03:49.000 Oh my big theaters, I'm working in that.
00:03:51.000 Be careful, he has to type it in, but he has to hunt and peck.
00:03:53.000 He didn't even show me my being hunt and peck.
00:03:58.000 And I was like, Still on Josh.
00:04:03.000 No, you can help it.
00:04:06.000 I said I get it, not a hot connection.
00:04:09.000 Yeah, yeah, geez, Steven.
00:04:12.000 What are you what is your problem with nothing going right yet?
00:04:15.000 Yeah, there you go.
00:04:18.000 Maybe you're the problem.
00:04:19.000 No, bring that back up.
00:04:20.000 Bring that back up.
00:04:21.000 What did he bring back?
00:04:22.000 What did he just bring back?
00:04:23.000 Are we in there?
00:04:30.000 Is this real?
00:04:30.000 Wow.
00:04:32.000 Here you go, Gerald.
00:04:35.000 There we go.
00:04:36.000 There we go.
00:04:37.000 Just a pass.
00:04:46.000 He needs a signer for the lower thirds.
00:04:49.000 Every day after the show, Johnny Boy asks me if I'm doing it intentionally.
00:04:52.000 Today I'm gonna I'm gonna say I did.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:54.000 Yeah.
00:04:54.000 Yeah, you don't want to deal with that kind of heat from you in my office after this.
00:05:00.000 The good thing about this show, though, at least is not only do we get to be honest with you, but if we were on CNN or local news, we'd have to be like, and uh Josh uh Pediguf uh is here.
00:05:10.000 Uh seems there may be an error.
00:05:12.000 Uh it's like come on, guys.
00:05:14.000 Uh all right.
00:05:16.000 That was a good bid that we just did, right?
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:18.000 Yeah.
00:05:19.000 Yeah.
00:05:19.000 Man.
00:05:20.000 Perfectly executed.
00:05:21.000 Let's get let's get down to business.
00:05:23.000 Yeah.
00:05:23.000 We're playing eight shit chess.
00:05:26.000 All right.
00:05:27.000 Uh the soundboard's coming in.
00:05:30.000 So we have a little bit of scrapper and then we have a little bit of behind the scenes uh for you here.
00:05:34.000 Uh you know, you get to see how the sausage is made.
00:05:37.000 Uh if this wasn't revealing enough.
00:05:39.000 It's made with loose casings, apparently.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, so they're made with a prolapse.
00:05:50.000 So, you know, I hate this term like watch and react because people you'll you'll watch content online where people are just they'll just play a clip and then just them and then go like, mm-hmm.
00:06:00.000 Yeah, and there's like, well yeah, but there's no react.
00:06:02.000 Yeah, there's nothing.
00:06:03.000 That's humorous.
00:06:04.000 Yes.
00:06:05.000 Ah, very true.
00:06:07.000 It's like it's just an excuse for people to farm content.
00:06:10.000 But we try and find some uh some diamonds in the rough for you uh for you here on the show, and then uh you know, add something to it.
00:06:15.000 And this one just uh oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, scrapy art is everything that didn't make air for whatever reason.
00:06:20.000 If you're new to this, sometimes it was either too offensive, sometimes most times, sometimes we were just like, ah, it just doesn't work.
00:06:27.000 Sometimes we just didn't have time and we move on from it.
00:06:29.000 Yeah.
00:06:29.000 Like there are segments that are just cursed.
00:06:31.000 And then we go get moved twice, and then we're like, uh, and it's good.
00:06:34.000 Like we put a lot of time.
00:06:35.000 Well, I mean, research, they put a lot of time to it.
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:38.000 Or sometimes we put a lot of time into a bit, and then we're like, this is this is this is it happens.
00:06:38.000 Sorry, guys.
00:06:42.000 This is bad.
00:06:42.000 Yeah.
00:06:43.000 This is like uh sometimes we write a bit drunk.
00:06:45.000 Yeah.
00:06:46.000 We're like, uh, that's not sometimes operate the tri-caster drunk.
00:06:50.000 Yeah.
00:06:53.000 So here's one, and I don't know why we didn't get to it, but uh uh the Cincinnati Cougars, uh, and I know what you're thinking, but no, it's actually a D2 team in the women's football alliance.
00:07:04.000 I thought it was a swingers club.
00:07:06.000 By the way, I know someone who went to one of those, and it's not the person you would expect.
00:07:06.000 Yeah, I know.
00:07:10.000 I've I performed at one.
00:07:11.000 Really?
00:07:12.000 Yeah.
00:07:12.000 At a swingers club?
00:07:13.000 Mm-hmm.
00:07:14.000 Okay, well, we'll come back to that.
00:07:15.000 Yeah.
00:07:15.000 Wait, what?
00:07:17.000 You were there.
00:07:22.000 Oh, he was avoiding eye contact.
00:07:27.000 Um so here you go.
00:07:28.000 The Cincinnati Cougars, a D2 women's football team showing you that the ladies can be just like the boys.
00:07:36.000 I'm Mason.
00:07:37.000 I'm number eight.
00:07:37.000 I play QB, and this is my mic though.
00:07:40.000 She even has a boy's name.
00:07:43.000 Travis is uh he's a fun sponge.
00:07:47.000 It's only the second game that my wife's ever come to, so if you make me look silly.
00:07:52.000 First of all, she looks at your face every day.
00:07:55.000 That whole silly comment doesn't quite make sense to me.
00:08:01.000 Cradle cookie for a long time.
00:08:06.000 And we walked right into it.
00:08:07.000 It's probably coach.
00:08:10.000 Jesus!
00:08:12.000 Oh, yeah!
00:08:15.000 You guys have to freaking tackle.
00:08:21.000 Gosh.
00:08:22.000 The eight fans in the stand.
00:08:23.000 Yeah, that's how you motivate your team by sounding like an annoyed lunch lady.
00:08:28.000 Just whine at the end.
00:08:29.000 You have to get in line for the mash tatters.
00:08:32.000 Come on.
00:08:33.000 I wouldn't have included the the clip where the uh the male coach said he had to force his wife to come to a game.
00:08:39.000 First time ever, she's been less embarrassed.
00:08:42.000 This is just i i it's like I I guess that's what they think.
00:08:45.000 Like, I'm one of the boys, I'm gonna talk about farts, and my coochie smells like roses, isn't that funny?
00:08:50.000 Because it's like the opposite, because I'm grouse.
00:08:53.000 I burped and I pooped during the national anthem.
00:08:56.000 Yeah, and it's just you know, it's just so poo.
00:08:58.000 It's just a perfect example As uh well, by the way, uh that lady was immediately tackled and maimed by a 14-year-old boy.
00:09:05.000 It was like it just wasn't any question.
00:09:08.000 Um they're trying to outmen the men, it's just awful.
00:09:13.000 It's just embarrassing.
00:09:14.000 Like, and it's it's gross, obviously, because it's not lady-like, but you're just not good at it.
00:09:18.000 And I am really convinced that uh women do not want uh they don't want men to treat women the way we treat men.
00:09:26.000 Like if you look at the trash talk that takes place in male teams or even in this office, most women will be crying.
00:09:26.000 No.
00:09:35.000 Smell, it'd be like, yeah, your mom's a whore, but I guess it's a good thing she got cancer.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, they're trying they they do not want to be treated like men because they they act like they go, Oh, hey, my fart smell like roses.
00:09:46.000 Uh in the men's locker room, sometimes they pee on you.
00:09:48.000 Yes.
00:09:49.000 Greg Maddox famously did that to somebody uh on a rookie on his team.
00:09:53.000 Pee'd on him?
00:09:54.000 Yeah, he was talking to him, and uh in the middle of talking to him, everyone's laughing and goes, What do you guys laugh?
00:09:57.000 Looks down, he's being pissed on.
00:09:58.000 Yeah.
00:09:59.000 That is kind of funny, honestly.
00:10:01.000 It is funny.
00:10:01.000 It's hilarious.
00:10:03.000 It's funny because if you do it nonchalantly to the point where he doesn't reel like uh if other people have to tell you you're being peed on, there is a skill element in there.
00:10:11.000 Yeah, it is.
00:10:12.000 It's like a stealth pee.
00:10:13.000 Yeah.
00:10:14.000 So the rookie was talking about, he's like, Greg Maddox is talking to me in the shower.
00:10:17.000 I think it's the coolest thing is being beat on.
00:10:19.000 It's awesome.
00:10:20.000 But here's the thing.
00:10:21.000 They don't want to get peed on.
00:10:24.000 If the guy had like decked Greg Maddox, we'd be all like, yeah, that makes sense.
00:10:27.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:10:28.000 You get to do that if you get pee'd on.
00:10:29.000 Right.
00:10:29.000 And like the girl is like, your fart smells.
00:10:31.000 They don't bam.
00:10:32.000 You don't want the physical nature.
00:10:34.000 Even the ribbing.
00:10:34.000 I'm not sure.
00:10:35.000 No, you don't want the ribbon.
00:10:36.000 I'm talking like the physical nature of guys, you don't want that.
00:10:36.000 No.
00:10:38.000 No, well, both of them.
00:10:39.000 Here's the thing.
00:10:40.000 If a guy says, yeah, you know, I don't know, I was in the lock, and then he punched me in the face.
00:10:44.000 Your immediate question as a man to this man telling you, is well, what were you doing?
00:10:49.000 What were you doing before?
00:10:49.000 Right?
00:10:51.000 You cannot ask that to a woman, right?
00:10:52.000 It's like I'm not saying in other words, you've never heard a man say this, like, and he got punched.
00:10:57.000 And I'm not saying that any man ever, ever, ever, ever deserves to be punched.
00:11:00.000 There's no reason, there's no excuse.
00:11:01.000 Everybody like the fuck are you talking?
00:11:02.000 Of course there are like a million different excuses to do it.
00:11:04.000 There's only good reasons to get punched.
00:11:05.000 Yeah.
00:11:06.000 We just choose not to punch each other.
00:11:07.000 Yeah, and you'll even ask your friend because you're like, look, I'm in your corner no matter what.
00:11:11.000 Okay, you I get it.
00:11:12.000 Band of brothers.
00:11:13.000 But what were you doing?
00:11:14.000 Because there's a good chance that you warranted being punched.
00:11:17.000 I was peeing on her.
00:11:18.000 Oh.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:11:20.000 So you were punched.
00:11:22.000 So do I have to fake?
00:11:24.000 Okay.
00:11:25.000 Like you're in the moral right here.
00:11:29.000 Crap.
00:11:31.000 You do it to yourself.
00:11:32.000 I know, but I'm doing it.
00:11:33.000 Wait, I didn't even hear what happened.
00:11:36.000 What did I do?
00:11:36.000 You missed it.
00:11:37.000 I missed it too.
00:11:37.000 Did you hear it?
00:11:38.000 What happened?
00:11:39.000 Restating the obvious.
00:11:40.000 No, play it back, Billy.
00:11:41.000 Well, it's okay.
00:11:42.000 So he runs down there.
00:11:44.000 Peeing on, you know, a person.
00:11:45.000 They were like, come on, clip that.
00:11:48.000 Because I said it as though I was me, because I can't.
00:11:50.000 What did you say?
00:11:51.000 I'm not doing it.
00:11:52.000 Hey, what?
00:11:52.000 He said I was peeing on her.
00:11:54.000 Yeah.
00:11:56.000 Totally getting.
00:11:58.000 I thought I could trick him into saying it again.
00:12:00.000 Yeah.
00:12:01.000 No, you will later.
00:12:02.000 Yeah.
00:12:02.000 We'll get it.
00:12:02.000 We'll get it.
00:12:04.000 Whether it's in the shower or not.
00:12:05.000 Yep.
00:12:06.000 Yeah.
00:12:06.000 You wait.
00:12:07.000 Just don't do it on the sidewalk, Gerald.
00:12:09.000 Yeah.
00:12:10.000 Wherever.
00:12:11.000 All right.
00:12:11.000 Here's the next one.
00:12:12.000 Scrapyard.
00:12:12.000 We apologize.
00:12:13.000 I think it's important to also note that they got like third place in their league.
00:12:16.000 Second.
00:12:17.000 Second.
00:12:18.000 Second out of six.
00:12:19.000 How many?
00:12:21.000 Six games.
00:12:22.000 Well, I guess you know what?
00:12:22.000 Oh, geez.
00:12:24.000 Maybe someone will finally hear you.
00:12:26.000 You can't, you guys have to frickin' tackle.
00:12:29.000 Ow.
00:12:29.000 You can't win football without tackling.
00:12:31.000 You know what the defenders do?
00:12:32.000 They look over and say, Oh, really?
00:12:34.000 That's what I'm supposed to do.
00:12:36.000 I was confused.
00:12:36.000 Thanks.
00:12:37.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:12:38.000 Wasn't trying to tackle either.
00:12:40.000 Well, you see it definitely in combat sports because you kind of spar with it.
00:12:42.000 And they used to often have me spar with like roll, like train the women for their tournaments because they knew that I wouldn't hurt them.
00:12:48.000 And uh and I had coached kids, and one time a girl hurt herself.
00:12:52.000 She dove into my legs and hit her head on my and she started sobbing.
00:12:56.000 Yeah.
00:12:56.000 And this is like a very high-level competitor, and I was like, I have rolled with countless.
00:13:01.000 I I've never once had a man hurt himself.
00:13:04.000 Not even an injury, a boot an ouchie start sobbing.
00:13:07.000 Yeah.
00:13:08.000 What do I do?
00:13:09.000 So I grabbed your I grabbed your tits.
00:13:11.000 All right.
00:13:12.000 That'll show you.
00:13:13.000 It always makes a woman feel better.
00:13:15.000 I just want and I said, This is a couple squeezes.
00:13:15.000 Yeah.
00:13:17.000 This is a teaching moment.
00:13:18.000 Yes.
00:13:19.000 This will help you.
00:13:20.000 I said, you gotta freaking tackle.
00:13:20.000 Yeah.
00:13:22.000 Here's another one.
00:13:23.000 She said, thanks, sensei.
00:13:25.000 I said, that's master.
00:13:27.000 Oh.
00:13:29.000 So say yes, sir to me.
00:13:31.000 Careful.
00:13:31.000 I'll get Gerald in here.
00:13:32.000 He'll pee on every last one of you.
00:13:36.000 It's Greg Maddox.
00:13:37.000 It wasn't me.
00:13:38.000 They call him the jellyfish.
00:13:43.000 Yeah, well, careful, he's eaten.
00:13:44.000 Uh if he's eaten wrong, he's the uh he's the ink squid.
00:13:51.000 Don't scare Gerald, okay?
00:13:52.000 Don't scare it doesn't blind you, he just shits on the ground and runs away.
00:13:56.000 Diversion.
00:13:58.000 Who has one of those ready and in the chamber?
00:14:02.000 Gerald.
00:14:03.000 You just defecated a public place and you you walked off with a slight jog.
00:14:07.000 You're not even running, you're speed walking.
00:14:08.000 I'm channeling my inner India.
00:14:12.000 Who are you to complain?
00:14:12.000 All right.
00:14:15.000 Do you think anyone complains in India if someone 'cause six hundred million people in the world.
00:14:20.000 Like do you think they're all come on.
00:14:21.000 That was where I was going to shit.
00:14:23.000 Haven't you seen the commercial, the body commercial with all the poop dancing on the railroad?
00:14:28.000 But leave some shitting spares for the rest of us.
00:14:30.000 So inconsiderate.
00:14:32.000 There's no eight in poop.
00:14:34.000 We all talk about you have to shit at a staggered pattern.
00:14:38.000 You can't do it on a straight line.
00:14:43.000 All right.
00:14:43.000 Here's another one on the conversation of uh of of guests.
00:14:46.000 Uh a woman's trip.
00:14:48.000 And we did we didn't get to it.
00:14:48.000 Oh, I remember this.
00:14:50.000 Uh woman's trip to the gas station uh ended up in her being tased.
00:14:53.000 And what I love about this is you can see the moment where she goes from arrogant feminist who's no one's gonna tell her what to do, to oh!
00:15:01.000 Oh!
00:15:02.000 Oh god!
00:15:03.000 Oh and tell me why I'm gonna get taken, sir.
00:15:06.000 Because we're a good boy.
00:15:07.000 No, I'm not.
00:15:10.000 Head bob.
00:15:10.000 Watch this.
00:15:12.000 No!
00:15:17.000 Look at the cop.
00:15:18.000 Just like here's why here's why I love it so much.
00:15:27.000 First off, she does the body posture.
00:15:29.000 Uh huh.
00:15:30.000 Like she's turbo man.