Louder with Crowder - February 15, 2024


Super Bowl Parade Mass Shooting Cover Up & Putin Claims Biden Better Than Trump!


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1 hour and 14 minutes

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163.78915

Word count

12,276

Sentence count

1,250

Harmful content

Misogyny

32

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Toxicity

128

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Hate speech

50

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Summary

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I woke up in my head this Friday. Call me back like there's something wrong. Find him. Someone's in the desk dark. I woke up at their house this Friday, and it's not just a dark someone's in a dark.

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00:00:00.000 I woke up in my head this Friday. I woke up at their house.
00:00:05.000 I woke up in my head this ridiculous I woke up
00:00:12.000 the demo organs not the demo organs not the demo organs not just make them just
00:00:29.000 a dark someone's in the desk find him call me back like there's something wrong find him call the name dark. Hey,
00:00:41.000 he's fine. Call me back like there's something wrong. Find him someone's in the desk dark.
00:00:51.000 I woke up in my head this Friday. I woke up at their house.
00:01:04.000 I woke up in my head this Friday. I woke up at their house.
00:01:09.000 The demo organs not the demo organs not the demo organs not the demo organs not the demo organs not just make them just
00:01:27.000 a dark someone's in the desk dark. Hey, he's just someone's in the desk dark. 0.71
00:01:32.000 Find him call me back like there's something wrong. Find him call the name dark. Hey, he's fine. Call me back like 0.87
00:01:45.000 there's something wrong. Find him someone's in the desk dark.
00:01:48.000 I'll take your s1 13.
00:02:11.000 No, no, no. 1.00
00:02:27.000 You suck. 1.00
00:02:43.000 One. 1.00
00:02:44.000 Two.
00:02:45.000 Three.
00:02:47.000 With me!
00:02:47.000 Jeff!
00:02:49.000 Jeff Ross!
00:02:50.000 Paul!
00:02:50.000 With me!
00:02:50.000 With me!
00:02:51.000 Keith!
00:02:52.000 1, 2, 3. China is asshole! 1.00
00:03:08.000 Sit with me, jump with me Great big hit, I'm playing what you're on 1.00
00:03:17.000 I'm not a boob guy Great big hit, I'm playing music
00:03:21.000 And good vibes Great big hit, I'm playing what you're on
00:03:26.000 Great big hit, I'm playing music Each day, each day
00:03:31.000 Jump with me, sit with me Fall with me, keep such fun
00:03:41.000 Drink with me, one two Dance with me, jump with me
00:03:47.000 Sit with me, I'm playing what you're on Sit with me, I'm playing music
00:03:56.000 Each day, each day Sit with me, I'm playing what you're on
00:04:01.000 Sit with me, I'm playing music Each day, each day
00:04:06.000 Jump with me, I'm playing what you're on And you
00:04:12.000 Jump with me, I'm playing what you're on And you
00:04:20.000 I think we got him I think he's listening to me
00:04:32.000 When we're playing my song Dididoo, dididoo
00:04:36.000 Doodoo, big bird just goes just Great time on such a sweet tune
00:04:40.000 Very awesome, blah blah blah blah You never ever, I'm not black
00:04:44.000 Too bad, too bad, I'm not either P-O-G-R 1.00
00:04:48.000 His bird sings, his music on His bird sings, his music on 0.99
00:04:54.000 Your boobs are huge. 0.98
00:04:55.000 Each day is a duck it's his birch He's sitting on a plane, his birch 1.00
00:05:00.000 When he's in the moon, his birch He's sitting on a plane, his 1.00
00:05:04.000 Each day is a duck it's Your boobs are huge 0.99
00:05:08.000 🎵🎵🎵 Afuera! 0.99
00:05:21.000 🎵🎵🎵 No touching!
00:05:25.000 🎵🎵🎵 Wrong!
00:05:32.000 🎵🎵🎵 You serious Clark?
00:05:51.000 Well, it's not the kind of music that old Willie Shakespeare here used to write.
00:05:57.000 Oh, well.
00:05:58.000 Smee! 1.00
00:05:58.000 Do something intelligent! 1.00
00:06:00.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:06:41.000 Good morning! 0.77
00:06:43.000 I guess I'm still gay. 0.75
00:06:52.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:06:54.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:06:56.000 Good morning!
00:06:58.000 Good morning!
00:07:00.000 I like it.
00:07:07.000 Boy, that picture struck me right.
00:07:24.000 Yo! 1.00
00:07:26.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:28.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:30.000 Good morning!
00:07:32.000 Good morning!
00:07:34.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:36.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:38.000 Good morning!
00:07:40.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:42.000 Good morning!
00:07:44.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:46.000 Good morning!
00:07:48.000 He's a homie. 1.00
00:07:56.000 Good morning!
00:07:58.000 I'm a female! 0.99
00:08:00.000 As of yet, there is no real update for this patch.
00:08:06.000 The patch notes are in the description. I will be updating them as soon as possible.
00:08:13.000 I will be updating the patch notes as soon as possible.
00:08:36.000 What a hole!
00:08:41.000 I will be updating the patch notes as soon as possible.
00:09:32.000 Mug Club, where are you?
00:09:33.000 MacLeod! MacLeod!
00:09:41.000 MacLeod!
00:09:43.000 MacLeod!
00:10:12.000 I'm coming!
00:10:13.000 Mothclaw! 0.82
00:10:17.000 I can't...
00:10:33.000 Mothclaw! 0.82
00:10:38.000 Mothclaw! 0.82
00:10:42.000 No!
00:10:43.000 Malkoram!
00:11:19.000 I'm sorry!
00:11:22.000 I'm sorry, Mucklum! 1.00
00:11:25.000 Mucklum, I'm... I'm sorry, Mucklum! 0.88
00:11:28.000 I can't...
00:11:30.000 I can't...
00:11:32.000 MAKLAM! 1.00
00:11:40.000 You may think that's a lot of work for something this stupid. 1.00
00:11:42.000 this stupid. 1.00
00:11:43.000 What's not stupid is joining Mug Club for $89 annually, or you can go Mugless for $9 per month because none of this happens, even the free show, unless you join Mug Club. 1.00
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00:11:54.000 You get access to Nick DiPaolo, Brian Callen, Guns N' Gear, Hodge Twins, Alex Jones, and another full hour of show every day along with the undercover investigative unit.
00:12:02.000 That's ladderwithcredit.com slash Mug Club today.
00:12:06.000 Unless you want it all to die.
00:12:11.000 Welcome to the Nick DiPaolo Show. 0.92
00:12:13.000 I am now part of Mug Club and happy to be getting the f*** away from Big Tech. 0.72
00:12:18.000 Headline, Joe Biden disease is contagious. 0.87
00:12:21.000 What?
00:12:23.000 Do you believe I just pulled something doing that? 0.94
00:12:26.000 How the f*** can this squad still have a say in our government?
00:12:30.000 We're going to let 5,000 people in a day. 0.97
00:12:32.000 That's it though.
00:12:32.000 Good luck to whoever the next president who's going to deport all these people.
00:12:36.000 He's the OG.
00:12:37.000 He has his own show here in Mug Club, Monday through Thursday, 5 p.m.
00:12:39.000 Eastern.
00:12:40.000 Nick DiPaolo.
00:12:41.000 I'm going to.
00:13:09.000 Glad to be with you.
00:13:23.000 I am slowly dying.
00:13:24.000 But I mean that in the sense that we all are.
00:13:26.000 Yes.
00:13:27.000 Wow.
00:13:28.000 From the day we are born.
00:13:31.000 That's a real pick-me-up.
00:13:34.000 I was just watching the cast away, the Mug Club Away introduction. 0.87
00:13:41.000 Comment below, before I get to anything else, have you had this lingering virus?
00:13:47.000 It just ran through the office, but my cough is, I mean, I sound like an anti-smoking commercial.
00:13:54.000 I can at least laugh now without coughing, so I'm getting better.
00:13:56.000 That's right, you can.
00:13:57.000 When you laugh about Haitian slaves yesterday, shoveling snow. 1.00
00:13:59.000 I didn't laugh so much.
00:14:01.000 I woke up laughing.
00:14:03.000 You know what Nick DiPaolo said?
00:14:05.000 About Gerald Morgan, about Cap Morgan.
00:14:08.000 He said, you know, I'm pretty good, I can't get a read on that guy.
00:14:10.000 Like, I don't know if he's a Boy Scout or the meanest guy I've ever met in my life.
00:14:13.000 I'm like, that's a good, that's about right.
00:14:19.000 All right, today we're going to talk about a few things.
00:14:21.000 First off, huge laughs because of the cop who opened fire going absolutely bananas over an acorn.
00:14:28.000 But I want to go through two myths.
00:14:30.000 Disabuse you of two notions today.
00:14:32.000 The Kansas City, the shooting that happened, and of course obviously your thoughts and prayers.
00:14:36.000 People say that's cliche.
00:14:37.000 Go out to anyone affected, the actual victims.
00:14:41.000 We've done a lot of segments on this show about gun-free zones, about gun crime, about concealed carry.
00:14:46.000 One thing today we are going to laser in on.
00:14:49.000 The idea that actually there's more gun crime in red states.
00:14:51.000 You'll hear that a lot.
00:14:52.000 You'll hear them talking about that in the media.
00:14:54.000 I'll explain to you exactly why it's untrue and provide the references.
00:14:57.000 Also, of course, Vladimir Putin said that he would pick Biden over Trump.
00:15:02.000 And one thing that we are going to laser in on today is the actual results that you have seen with dictators.
00:15:08.000 Friend to dictators, they've said about President Trump.
00:15:11.000 Comment below.
00:15:11.000 Do you buy that?
00:15:13.000 You're Putin.
00:15:13.000 You're Kim Jong Un.
00:15:15.000 Who's in Iran right now?
00:15:17.000 I know it's not the Jake Gyllenhaal, Ahmadinejad. 1.00
00:15:19.000 Khamenei?
00:15:20.000 Well, that's the Ayatollah Khamenei.
00:15:21.000 Oh, you mean the actual president.
00:15:22.000 I forget.
00:15:23.000 Anyway, it changes, but it's all the same guy.
00:15:26.000 Do you want Biden or do you want Donald Trump in office?
00:15:30.000 You have to look at a matter of policy, what has happened.
00:15:33.000 So those are the two points.
00:15:34.000 I'm going to be thorough, but you are going to hear this a lot in the media.
00:15:38.000 You're going to hear it because they want to fund more money with the Ukraine conflict.
00:15:42.000 And you are going to hear this because they are going to try and push for gun control and measures that of course would lead to more deaths.
00:15:49.000 But they're going to do all of this under the guise of white people with guns are dangerous and we need to protect black people from racism.
00:15:54.000 So, guarantee you at some point today, you are going to, if you are watching on YouTube, see this.
00:16:00.000 That means head on over to Rumble, and if you don't see us on YouTube because we are suspended with great regularity and vigor, it's a live show.
00:16:08.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:16:09.000 Eastern.
00:16:10.000 All right.
00:16:11.000 Captain Morgan, how are you?
00:16:12.000 I'm doing better than you.
00:16:12.000 I'm fine.
00:16:13.000 Sorry.
00:16:14.000 I'm just slowly dying.
00:16:15.000 We're all dying.
00:16:15.000 You're tough.
00:16:16.000 I mean, you open the show saying I'm slowly dying.
00:16:18.000 We're all dying, Gerald.
00:16:19.000 You are dying from the day you are born.
00:16:21.000 I understand that.
00:16:21.000 I just don't know that we all need to be told that.
00:16:23.000 It's science.
00:16:23.000 The day after Valentine's Day.
00:16:25.000 You're the one who does all the apologetics.
00:16:26.000 What, you don't want people to fear their own mortality?
00:16:29.000 I don't.
00:16:31.000 You want them to so that you can work your way in with the... You know what?
00:16:34.000 Fine.
00:16:34.000 Let's go to third and fourth chair.
00:16:36.000 Let's go third chair first. 0.99
00:16:38.000 He'll be in Louisville March 1st and 2nd.
00:16:40.000 You can see his other days at briancallin.com and Off Limits Tuesdays on Mug Club.
00:16:43.000 Brian Callin, how are you, sir?
00:16:45.000 I'm well, my friend.
00:16:46.000 I love that theme music.
00:16:48.000 And I'm sorry about your cough.
00:16:48.000 I never get tired of it.
00:16:49.000 If it's coupled with a rash, we have an issue.
00:16:53.000 You and I have an issue because you told me there wasn't a drip.
00:16:56.000 I use a tongue suppressant.
00:16:59.000 I have to look in the back of your throat. 1.00
00:17:01.000 I'll send you my homemade Drake video.
00:17:03.000 Where I Donald Duck it in a sweater to show my Zambian famine victim legs. 0.91
00:17:09.000 I just changed it to another African nation.
00:17:12.000 Why do you have to pick on Zambia every single time?
00:17:12.000 Why Zambia?
00:17:15.000 No, yesterday it was Ethiopia.
00:17:18.000 It's continental humor.
00:17:19.000 It is.
00:17:19.000 And in fourth chair, because sometimes we have fourth chair, you know him, you love him, you thank him for his service.
00:17:23.000 He's going to be in Des Moines, Iowa March 1st.
00:17:25.000 So depending if you are in Louisville or Des Moines, you can go see one of these guys.
00:17:28.000 Josh Feierstein, how are you?
00:17:29.000 Good, good.
00:17:30.000 I love the open today, the castaway open.
00:17:32.000 Mug club away.
00:17:34.000 That's how our lawyers allow it.
00:17:35.000 Sorry, sorry.
00:17:36.000 It wasn't cast away.
00:17:37.000 But I did see... Why is Tom Hanks doing all these transportation movies?
00:17:40.000 Why is he obsessed with it?
00:17:41.000 Seriously.
00:17:41.000 Like, on that movie, it's a raft and a FedEx plane, then he's like Captain Phillips, he's a boat captain.
00:17:45.000 He's getting ready to do the... No, Captain Phillips, he was a pilot.
00:17:48.000 Oh.
00:17:49.000 But he's getting ready to do the... Sullivan, he's a pilot.
00:17:50.000 Oh, wait, Captain Phillips is a... That's right, Sullivan.
00:17:51.000 I'm sorry.
00:17:52.000 And then Sullivan, he's a pilot.
00:17:53.000 And then, uh... Terminal.
00:17:54.000 Apollo 13.
00:17:55.000 Terminal, he's in Terminal. 0.97
00:17:56.000 Apollo 13, he's a freaking astronaut. 0.61
00:17:57.000 No, because he's getting ready to do the Buttigieg... Buttigieg... Buttigieg. 0.94
00:18:01.000 Buttigieg biopic.
00:18:03.000 Is that Greyhound?
00:18:04.000 No, there's a movie.
00:18:04.000 No, that's a Buttigieg.
00:18:05.000 He's in a movie called Greyhound coming out.
00:18:06.000 It's about, like, drinkers.
00:18:07.000 Really?
00:18:07.000 It's not even out.
00:18:08.000 It's not a Buzz movie.
00:18:08.000 It's not even out.
00:18:09.000 Hold on a second.
00:18:10.000 I think Josh was going somewhere else with it.
00:18:12.000 It's not a Buzz movie.
00:18:13.000 No, it's out.
00:18:13.000 No?
00:18:13.000 Yeah, it just... Yeah.
00:18:15.000 That's just where he bets at the tracks.
00:18:17.000 By the way, it's not a biopic of Buttigieg.
00:18:19.000 It's his biopsy.
00:18:19.000 It came back... Wait, hold on.
00:18:21.000 Alright.
00:18:21.000 AIDS.
00:18:22.000 Oh, it's... Oh, come on.
00:18:23.000 What?
00:18:23.000 First Zambia, and then... Oh, man.
00:18:26.000 Oh, my God.
00:18:27.000 I'm defective.
00:18:28.000 I didn't know you could get AIDS from a kid.
00:18:29.000 That's crazy.
00:18:33.000 How do you get monkey pox from a golden retriever?
00:18:34.000 Remember that one?
00:18:36.000 We all just skimmed along? 0.81
00:18:37.000 Yeah, everyone's bloodhound develops anal fissures and a latex allergy.
00:18:44.000 What do you do at home? 0.56
00:18:45.000 Is that Parvo?
00:18:46.000 What is that?
00:18:47.000 It's got a smile on its face.
00:18:49.000 Comment below.
00:18:49.000 You guys remember?
00:18:50.000 Let's just have a big conversation.
00:18:51.000 Do you remember monkey pox?
00:18:53.000 Remember monkey pox?
00:18:53.000 Yes.
00:18:55.000 Sure.
00:18:55.000 Of course.
00:18:56.000 What happened there?
00:18:56.000 The bathhouses?
00:18:58.000 Went away.
00:18:59.000 By the way, same thing with AIDS.
00:19:01.000 Come at me, bro.
00:19:02.000 There was never an AIDS epidemic.
00:19:04.000 There was AIDS and it was taking place in a very limited subset of the population.
00:19:04.000 Nope.
00:19:08.000 You can guess and draw your own conclusions.
00:19:11.000 Okay, let's go to something here.
00:19:12.000 That was hard being a straight guy, though.
00:19:14.000 Wasn't it?
00:19:15.000 Well, because you thought...
00:19:18.000 I don't mean it that way, guys.
00:19:19.000 I just mean, you know, having to pretend.
00:19:21.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:19:22.000 You know, walk a mile in their straight shoes.
00:19:24.000 Yeah, not wearing pink.
00:19:25.000 He can't have sex with a guy unless it's an emergency.
00:19:27.000 It's like, I was in Europe and I wasn't smiling.
00:19:29.000 It was cold.
00:19:30.000 It was cold, but... What was I supposed to do?
00:19:33.000 Yeah, but I mean, I think that when I was growing up, you worried about AIDS because you thought it was a straight disease.
00:19:39.000 Yeah.
00:19:39.000 But it never really stopped us.
00:19:41.000 Only because you were light.
00:19:42.000 It never really did.
00:19:43.000 You'd be like, well, she's not coughing, so let's roll the diet.
00:19:46.000 You think maybe this girl slept with a gay guy and now he's sleeping with me? 0.91
00:19:49.000 Yeah! 0.97
00:19:50.000 Probably not.
00:19:51.000 And then somebody, then I had a doctor tell me, it's slim to vanishing, don't worry about it.
00:19:54.000 And I was like, oh okay.
00:19:55.000 Because I'm straight.
00:19:56.000 And then you saw the girl you slept with walk into the waiting room and she's like 40 pounds with sores all over her face. 1.00
00:20:01.000 Oh no.
00:20:02.000 Oh that's because she doesn't eat enough protein. 1.00
00:20:04.000 That's what happens when you have sex with a vegan. 0.99
00:20:04.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:20:06.000 I'm the one in 564,000 who got AIDS.
00:20:10.000 Yeah.
00:20:11.000 As a white, straight male.
00:20:12.000 Ah, well, them's the breaks.
00:20:13.000 Okay.
00:20:14.000 Speaking of males, well, actually, and females. 0.97
00:20:17.000 I don't know.
00:20:18.000 There's no segue here.
00:20:19.000 Oh, boy.
00:20:19.000 It's Thursday.
00:20:20.000 We're all slowly dying, folks.
00:20:21.000 We're all slowly dying.
00:20:22.000 Oh, gosh.
00:20:23.000 Today, quickly dying.
00:20:24.000 Now, this is, you've probably seen this.
00:20:29.000 I don't know that there's a story, because no one was hurt, to be clear.
00:20:34.000 Thankfully.
00:20:35.000 I don't know that there's been something that has taken place that is funnier than this in recent memory.
00:20:41.000 But here's a Florida police officer.
00:20:43.000 Also, let me be really clear, too.
00:20:45.000 This is why I don't back the blue unilaterally.
00:20:50.000 Because not all the blue.
00:20:53.000 Not all the blue should be blue.
00:20:54.000 Yeah, not all the blue should be blue.
00:20:56.000 There's some blue, like, yeah, you know what?
00:20:58.000 Some blue does spoil the rest of the blue.
00:21:00.000 They do, yeah.
00:21:01.000 So this police officer... Some blue should be red working at Target.
00:21:04.000 Yes, yes.
00:21:05.000 Okay, hold on, let me start.
00:21:07.000 This cop shot up a car And I know you're going to say, oh, hyperbole.
00:21:12.000 Don't worry.
00:21:13.000 Just calm down.
00:21:13.000 I'm going to get another clip.
00:21:15.000 Violently, repeatedly, histrionically, because they were spooked by an acorn.
00:21:27.000 This is real.
00:21:31.000 Acorn fell in a car.
00:21:32.000 Transpired!
00:21:32.000 Cheers!
00:21:34.000 Aero roll.
00:21:35.000 It's their own car too, right?
00:21:41.000 They're shooting the police car!
00:21:46.000 I'm rolling like they do in the movies!
00:21:48.000 He's changing mags!
00:21:49.000 Watch, listen to him!
00:21:50.000 In the car!
00:21:54.000 That's why mushrooms and the uniform don't mix.
00:21:58.000 He's like, I'm hit!
00:22:00.000 Listen to what he's saying, listen. He's like, Ha, ha, ha!
00:22:04.000 I'm good, I feel weird, but I'm good.
00:22:07.000 Go on without me! 1.00
00:22:10.000 Tell my wife I love her!
00:22:13.000 That's why mushrooms and the uniform don't mix.
00:22:16.000 Now look, another...
00:22:18.000 That's so funny.
00:22:21.000 I think it hit my vest.
00:22:24.000 Come to me.
00:22:26.000 Watch, watch.
00:22:27.000 Jesse, come back.
00:22:30.000 Uh, uh, Mark's vehicle, right there.
00:22:33.000 Dude, am I hit?
00:22:35.000 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 0.97
00:22:36.000 Go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:22:37.000 Go, go, go, go, go.
00:22:39.000 It's just like, THIS IS WHAT WE TRAINED FOR!
00:22:41.000 It's like, it's like Rainbow Six.
00:22:45.000 He stops, drops, and rolls.
00:22:47.000 He's like, oh gosh, just five!
00:22:49.000 And it gets worse.
00:22:50.000 It's bad.
00:22:51.000 When his partner showed up, the partner also began blasting.
00:22:56.000 Which, to be fair, should come as no surprise given his partner's history with acorns.
00:23:02.000 That's where the context- I get it.
00:23:05.000 The context matters.
00:23:06.000 Makes sense.
00:23:07.000 It does matter.
00:23:08.000 Here's the actual clip of the first show.
00:23:11.000 Do you know your tag number off the top of your head?
00:23:14.000 What?
00:23:14.000 It's okay.
00:23:18.000 What? What?
00:23:20.000 Where? Right there?
00:23:22.000 Right there!
00:23:24.000 Laughing Wait, that's our car!
00:23:28.000 Wait!
00:23:30.000 Hold on, watch it!
00:23:32.000 Watch, here he comes.
00:23:33.000 Get in the house!
00:23:34.000 Jesse!
00:23:35.000 Get back, get back! 0.53
00:23:36.000 Where is he?
00:23:37.000 He's crawling!
00:23:38.000 He's crawling!
00:23:38.000 Pause for a second!
00:23:39.000 He's crawling!
00:23:40.000 Let's just bring this up.
00:23:41.000 He looks like Tim Curry in Home Alone 2.
00:23:43.000 Stay in your rooms! 0.98
00:23:46.000 There's an insane guest with a gun! 0.98
00:23:49.000 He's crawling! 0.96
00:23:50.000 Okay, look, look, look.
00:23:54.000 Unload one full magazine.
00:23:56.000 Shame on the acorn.
00:23:57.000 But by the third reload, it's just... How has this happened this long?
00:24:06.000 I guess he thought that it was a silenced weapon.
00:24:09.000 From inside the car where there was a handcuffed person in the back seat. 0.94
00:24:15.000 I forgot the pat-down!
00:24:16.000 Who was the guy?
00:24:17.000 David Blaine?
00:24:22.000 Don't park under oak trees.
00:24:23.000 A note to self.
00:24:24.000 Just from inside the car, his head pops up.
00:24:26.000 Watch.
00:24:33.000 No one can live!
00:24:35.000 And I love how when she starts firing, he's in the direct line of fire.
00:24:38.000 Like he almost actually got shot.
00:24:41.000 Still crawling.
00:24:42.000 Now, just to be clear, here's also, this is, that's funny.
00:24:46.000 It's very funny.
00:24:48.000 Can we just play the beginning of that clip again?
00:24:50.000 It's funny unless you're being arrested.
00:24:52.000 Hold on, I thought this was directed because this is like a Wes Anderson pan, okay?
00:24:55.000 She's sitting there, she's feeling honest, she's just talking, and then you hear, oh my god, bang, bang, bang!
00:24:59.000 She looks and the camera pans.
00:25:01.000 This is like Ryan De Palma, Wes Anderson direction.
00:25:01.000 Watch.
00:25:04.000 Do you know you're tagging him off the top of your head?
00:25:06.000 Watch this.
00:25:07.000 Okay, it's okay.
00:25:12.000 She also looked like she didn't really think it was a legit threat.
00:25:15.000 Like she looked up like... It's one of those YouTube prankers.
00:25:20.000 Are you okay?
00:25:21.000 Why do I shoot our car?
00:25:22.000 And CNN actually interviewed one of the other neighbors who did witness the situation. 0.96
00:25:27.000 I am f***ing dead against gunfights.
00:25:30.000 Oh, but yeah, that's not going to be helpful. 0.90
00:25:31.000 Here's the thing, though, that'll make you slightly mad.
00:25:34.000 So, the male deputy, Jesse Hernandez, resigned.
00:25:38.000 Immediately.
00:25:39.000 Yeah, from life, probably.
00:25:41.000 It's never too late to do the right thing.
00:25:42.000 This job's not for you.
00:25:43.000 But the female sergeant, Beth, we'll call her, was completely cleared of wrongdoing.
00:25:50.000 I mean, I kind of agree.
00:25:54.000 Wait, why?
00:25:54.000 With her?
00:25:55.000 You come around the corner and your partner is saying, shots fired, I'm hit, you're unloading.
00:25:59.000 I don't care if it's an acorn or a squirrel into a random car.
00:26:03.000 You can't!
00:26:04.000 It's not a random car, it's their car.
00:26:07.000 But you cannot empty your magazine.
00:26:09.000 Here's what's not good.
00:26:10.000 Don't empty your magazine generally and go, where is he?
00:26:17.000 Did I get something?
00:26:18.000 Is the threat eliminated?
00:26:20.000 I've not had a day of cop training, but I can tell you that's probably not good policy.
00:26:20.000 I don't know.
00:26:24.000 Yeah, she just walked in and went full training day. 1.00
00:26:27.000 No, he said, she said, where?
00:26:29.000 And he goes, the car hit the car!
00:26:31.000 So then she starts shooting.
00:26:33.000 Basic safety protocol and ethics ain't got nothing on me!
00:26:40.000 Hear an acorn hit a car?
00:26:42.000 Yeah, the vice department's out today.
00:26:44.000 Oh, never mind.
00:26:45.000 My bad.
00:26:46.000 All right.
00:26:46.000 Undercover.
00:26:47.000 Hit the like button if this makes you rethink the... if you just, like, back the blue.
00:26:50.000 Like, I'm gonna buy... No, look, there are great police officers and there are bad ones.
00:26:56.000 Well, there are great police officers and ones that need more training.
00:26:59.000 Yeah, no, I don't think that's... you know what?
00:27:01.000 That's not... China's not all wrong in the sense, like, Communist China, when you're born and they're like, okay, these are your hip dimensions.
00:27:06.000 Like, you're a gymnast!
00:27:07.000 And someone else comes like, here's an axe pick.
00:27:09.000 You work in mine.
00:27:10.000 Because of your natural proclivities?
00:27:11.000 Like, some of these people, you know, they should say, well, you can't be a police officer. 1.00
00:27:16.000 Because you're retarded. 1.00
00:27:16.000 Why? 1.00
00:27:17.000 So we're not going to allow it.
00:27:18.000 But here's actually Markey Jackson, the man who was in the patrol car.
00:27:24.000 All I could do was lean over and play dead to prevent getting shot in the head.
00:27:28.000 I was scared to death and I knew all I could depend on was God.
00:27:31.000 I ignored everything and prayed.
00:27:33.000 Windows were shattering on me the whole time as bullets continued flying across me.
00:27:38.000 I was blessed not to get hit by any bullets or get hurt physically, but mentally I'm not okay.
00:27:43.000 And look, people throw around the term PTSD a little too flippantly.
00:27:48.000 You, sir, certainly qualify.
00:27:50.000 He's earned it.
00:27:52.000 He's earned it.
00:27:53.000 In other words, you would probably have less PTSD if you popped a balloon.
00:27:57.000 I get how that could spook them.
00:27:58.000 This guy probably didn't even hear the acorn go off.
00:28:02.000 It's a hail of gunfire, like he took out his lighter at the end of Gran Torino.
00:28:08.000 He was in the car for sending mean text messages.
00:28:13.000 To a mean, threatening text, but he was clear, he wasn't charged.
00:28:18.000 At the end of this, they were like, yeah, that's our bad.
00:28:20.000 You may have done it, but...
00:28:23.000 We're not going to charge... Here's the thing.
00:28:25.000 We're not going to charge you with this crime.
00:28:28.000 As a matter of fact, we're never going to charge you with any crimes for the rest of your life, and we will expunge your record if you never talk about this to anybody.
00:28:37.000 And here's a million dollars.
00:28:38.000 Yes.
00:28:39.000 That's definitely coming down the pipe.
00:28:41.000 Did I say million?
00:28:43.000 I meant whatever you need at any point.
00:28:46.000 I can no longer walk under oak trees.
00:28:49.000 I'm owed some money for that.
00:28:51.000 Depends on the season.
00:28:52.000 Yeah, that's the kind of guy, that reaction to a loud noise, like that's the kind of kid that when his mom woke him up he grabbed her throat.
00:28:59.000 Yeah.
00:29:00.000 You know what I mean?
00:29:03.000 As crazy as the acorn thing is, I'm like, alright, you heard a sound that at least makes some sense.
00:29:09.000 It doesn't make sense.
00:29:10.000 I'm just saying, how did he get to, I'm hit!
00:29:14.000 I don't understand that.
00:29:16.000 We actually have someone Who served.
00:29:18.000 Thank you for your service, Josh.
00:29:20.000 Anything comparable to this ever happen over there on duty?
00:29:24.000 An acorn?
00:29:25.000 No, not an acorn, no.
00:29:27.000 The closest thing is that one guy accidentally shot his gun off and it hit some wood and splintered up into another guy's balls and then he had to have some stuff removed.
00:29:35.000 But that's about it.
00:29:36.000 But he didn't unload a magazine into his splintered ball.
00:29:39.000 No, and some of us were pretty scared over there, too.
00:29:41.000 Yes, I can imagine.
00:29:42.000 You were a little more on edge than in a suburban neighborhood.
00:29:46.000 There's so many leaves!
00:29:47.000 You know, you talk about the... I only do... I told you, I don't do deciduous neighborhoods, it's only coniferous!
00:29:53.000 That Marquise Jackson, the victim, he's got PTSD for life, dude.
00:29:56.000 Officer Hernandez for sure has PTSD for life also.
00:29:59.000 That guy's terrified.
00:30:00.000 He's terrified of everything.
00:30:02.000 How did he get a job?
00:30:02.000 Yes.
00:30:03.000 Oh, wait a second, we actually have breaking news that the... because this happened in Okaloosa.
00:30:06.000 Okaloosa, Florida, that the Okaloosa PD will be featured now.
00:30:11.000 We already have the teaser, a new docuseries, Okaloosa 9-1-1.
00:30:18.000 I might have hit my vest.
00:30:23.000 I might have hit my vest.
00:30:30.000 Oh! 0.60
00:30:31.000 I'm going to get my phone stand by.
00:30:42.000 Suspect is going to be in the vehicle.
00:30:48.000 Where is he?
00:30:51.000 Suspect is in the vehicle.
00:30:56.000 Bye.
00:31:00.000 Well, consider me on the hook.
00:31:02.000 He's in the car!
00:31:06.000 You know what these police officers never get to say?
00:31:06.000 Oh gosh!
00:31:09.000 These specific ones.
00:31:10.000 Yeah, you think it's so easy?
00:31:11.000 You try!
00:31:12.000 Alright.
00:31:13.000 I think I could do better.
00:31:15.000 I'm hit!
00:31:18.000 Sorry!
00:31:18.000 I don't understand the I'm hit!
00:31:21.000 Oh my gosh.
00:31:21.000 Speaking of astoundingly useless, Josh, I guess you had another run-in with Chet Xavier?
00:31:28.000 Oh yeah, Chet the useless X-Men. 0.95
00:31:29.000 Yeah, I saw him earlier actually.
00:31:30.000 It got a little weird.
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00:33:37.000 Nope.
00:33:48.000 Okay. It wasn't a great Drake impersonation. No, no, no, no.
00:33:52.000 Biden. So. Biden and Putin.
00:33:58.000 Sorry, I know we spent too much time on the police officers, but it was hilarious.
00:34:03.000 Give us some grace here.
00:34:04.000 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.
00:34:06.000 Okay, so here's something that I want to set up for you, and it's tough to cut through the fog.
00:34:13.000 We did this yesterday with the RFK Jr.
00:34:14.000 segment.
00:34:15.000 There was an interview that just went up on Wednesday with Russian state media, and Vladimir Putin said that he would prefer former Vice President Biden versus, you know, President Trump to be the next U.S.
00:34:26.000 president.
00:34:27.000 I want to ask you before I continue, in your heart of hearts, who do you actually think Vladimir Putin would prefer to deal with?
00:34:35.000 And by that I mean who do you think he believes he can You know, he can control more.
00:34:41.000 He can intimidate.
00:34:43.000 Who do you believe he can sun a little bit more?
00:34:43.000 Right?
00:34:45.000 I will present my case to you that I think, of course, he's trying to... Nothing he says can be taken at face value.
00:34:54.000 Let's be clear.
00:34:54.000 You have no idea.
00:34:55.000 Whatever he says could be a lie.
00:34:56.000 He could mean the opposite.
00:34:57.000 But if you look at the policies, we were much better off in our standing with whether it's Russia, whether it's North Korea, whether it's China.
00:35:04.000 It's not even close.
00:35:05.000 And I do believe that he actually would rather deal with Joe Biden.
00:35:08.000 Biden or Trump?
00:35:09.000 when you consider his history with the Obama administration and how he's acted under the
00:35:12.000 Biden administration. But here he is stating he'd rather have Biden.
00:35:15.000 So I believe that he wants former Vice President Biden, but not because of the reasons he listed, 0.99
00:35:38.000 but because he perceives, I would never say this, former Vice President Biden as a bitch. 0.99
00:35:42.000 Nah. 1.00
00:35:43.000 Ha ha ha ha ha.
00:35:43.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
00:35:44.000 With very small tables.
00:35:45.000 Yes.
00:35:46.000 President Trump, some people call him former president, some people call him sitting president, I call him sitting president, okay?
00:35:50.000 President Trump responded, I think perfectly, to Vladimir Putin's comments, calling them, basically the I am rubber, you are glue, but he called them a great compliment.
00:36:00.000 Now that's a compliment.
00:36:01.000 A lot of people said, oh gee, that's too bad.
00:36:03.000 No, no, that's a good thing.
00:36:06.000 And of course he would say that.
00:36:07.000 Look, I'm the one that stopped Nord Stream 2.
00:36:11.000 But he doesn't want to have me.
00:36:12.000 He wants to have Biden because he's going to be given everything he wants, including Ukraine.
00:36:18.000 That's a gift.
00:36:19.000 He's got a gift.
00:36:20.000 He's going to have his dream of getting Ukraine because of Biden.
00:36:23.000 The coins.
00:36:24.000 The whole thing is just crazy.
00:36:26.000 Look, he wants Biden because he can break it off.
00:36:31.000 He's got more wiggle room.
00:36:32.000 He's got more wiggle room.
00:36:35.000 With Biden, it's like the guy with the device from Seven.
00:36:37.000 He'll be using it.
00:36:38.000 The apparatus, you know, with the blades.
00:36:41.000 I did it!
00:36:43.000 Lust, deadly sin.
00:36:44.000 So, this is something that is interesting because This may come as a shock to some people when you understand that the media has... I shouldn't say shock, necessarily.
00:36:58.000 Yeah, let's go with shock.
00:36:59.000 Consider that the media has said, Donald Trump is an unbelievable friend to dictators.
00:37:03.000 This is a narrative that you have been hearing for a very long time.
00:37:06.000 But the problem with Donald Trump is he can't just stop there.
00:37:10.000 He's got to say, I would encourage Russia to do whatever the hell they wanted.
00:37:13.000 It is consistent with his love for dictators.
00:37:18.000 This seems to be part of a pattern for this president who praises autocratic leaders and badmouths our democratic allies.
00:37:23.000 Earlier today, he was in New Hampshire.
00:37:25.000 He was praising dictators.
00:37:26.000 He thinks his personal relationships with foreign leaders, especially the authoritarian ones, are all that matter.
00:37:33.000 For some reason, he has a love affair with Vladimir Putin.
00:37:36.000 He congratulated China's President Xi a dozen times after China gave us COVID.
00:37:42.000 He congratulated the Chinese Communist Party on their 70th anniversary.
00:37:47.000 No, it doesn't require a thorough analysis.
00:37:49.000 It's simple.
00:37:50.000 Putin knows not to mix business with pleasure.
00:37:52.000 pleasure.
00:38:19.000 It's not real.
00:38:23.000 Why would Vladimir Putin not want Donald Trump back in office?
00:38:27.000 Okay, there are concretes that everyone should know, but you probably don't.
00:38:30.000 A lot of you, if you believe the media, would believe that Russia helped Donald Trump become elected, and that Vladimir Putin would much rather have Trump in office because they're close friends.
00:38:38.000 Let's actually take a look, and all references will be publicly available.
00:38:41.000 We make them available in every description, lotorthcrader.com.
00:38:45.000 Donald Trump's record versus Joseph Biden's record for everyone to see.
00:38:49.000 Russia. It is a great anthem though.
00:38:58.000 It is.
00:38:59.000 I do love the anthem.
00:39:00.000 Especially in Hunt for Red October.
00:39:00.000 Powerful.
00:39:02.000 Yeah.
00:39:02.000 I loved it.
00:39:03.000 I didn't watch it.
00:39:04.000 Now.
00:39:06.000 Did they get him?
00:39:08.000 Oh, I thought you were being the cat.
00:39:08.000 Yes.
00:39:10.000 Did I get him?
00:39:12.000 Give me another magazine.
00:39:12.000 Nope.
00:39:14.000 Acorn Falls.
00:39:15.000 He looks, there's an acorn, he's looking at him.
00:39:16.000 Don't move.
00:39:17.000 Harry.
00:39:19.000 Don't.
00:39:20.000 Move.
00:39:21.000 If you don't shoot, that acorn will turn into a tree someday.
00:39:23.000 Rob you of all your front yard space. 1.00
00:39:29.000 You know those fuckin' trees. 1.00
00:39:31.000 There goes the neighborhood! 0.99
00:39:34.000 Trees started sprouting up everywhere!
00:39:35.000 Alright, okay, let's go to the records here.
00:39:37.000 Okay.
00:39:39.000 Former Vice President Biden on Russia.
00:39:41.000 Okay, Russia invaded Ukraine February 24th, 2022 under Biden's watch.
00:39:46.000 If you don't remember this, Russia also invaded Crimea under Obama's watch.
00:39:50.000 Former Vice President Biden.
00:39:53.000 That's why I've always said you have four years, sorry, eight years of Obama and Biden, and then you have three years of Donald Trump because of the orchestrated pandemic, and then you have another, at this point, are we two and a half, I guess?
00:40:03.000 Two and a half years?
00:40:06.000 Three years of Biden.
00:40:08.000 So you have it sandwiched.
00:40:09.000 One of these things is not like the other.
00:40:10.000 You have consistency under the Obama-Biden administration, Donald Trump, and now this administration, which is an extension of those eight years.
00:40:17.000 Back then, they invaded Crimea, and keep in mind too, Russia also invaded Georgia, but this happened during the election.
00:40:25.000 It happened under Bush, during the election, where everyone knew that Barack Obama was going to win.
00:40:29.000 If you've forgotten, that was when McCain said, today all of us are Georgians.
00:40:32.000 It's his whole quote during the election.
00:40:34.000 It's a good impression.
00:40:35.000 Barack Obama, yeah, it's the arm thing.
00:40:38.000 They knew Barack Obama was going to be elected, Bush was leaving at that point, Bush Jr.
00:40:44.000 invaded Georgia, and then Obama was president, okay, Crimea, and then of course invaded Ukraine.
00:40:49.000 All of this happened under the watch of Obama, Biden, or as they were incoming.
00:40:54.000 Let's look at some of the policies that may have led to this.
00:40:56.000 So May 2021.
00:40:58.000 Former Vice President Biden removed sanctions on Russia's Nord Stream 2 to make the Germans happy.
00:41:05.000 And this is just my bias showing, I don't want to make Germans happy. 1.00
00:41:08.000 No, I could care less.
00:41:10.000 I don't think they can get happy.
00:41:11.000 I've met a few.
00:41:12.000 It's pretty tough.
00:41:13.000 And it made the Russians happy too.
00:41:14.000 They made a lot of money off the deal.
00:41:15.000 They did make a lot of money off the deal.
00:41:17.000 And now, as recently as yesterday, apparently Russia may have space nukes.
00:41:22.000 Yeah, do you guys remember seeing that yesterday?
00:41:23.000 Like, everybody was running around, like, immediately what came out is there's a grave national security threat that they know about that they want to let every American know about.
00:41:31.000 And a couple of hours later, essentially, what happened was they said, oh, and it involves Russia.
00:41:36.000 Curious timing.
00:41:37.000 And then afterwards it comes out and says, yeah, there's something that they have, you know, some space capabilities with nukes, and it's not an immediate threat, but it could be a problem for us down the road.
00:41:45.000 Right.
00:41:45.000 Like, so we spent the entire day thinking, like... And of course that coincides with right now, they want a bunch of money to go into this Ukraine bill, otherwise it'll be a failure for the Democrats.
00:41:53.000 $60 billion.
00:41:53.000 It's like they used to do this with local news, which people don't watch anymore.
00:41:56.000 They would say, hey, you need to know why your water supply might be poisoning you.
00:42:01.000 Right.
00:42:01.000 Tune into the news at 6, and you tune in, like, don't drink pond water.
00:42:06.000 But I was waiting.
00:42:07.000 I thought I was dying.
00:42:08.000 I thought this was a big deal.
00:42:09.000 I did stop drinking pond water, just to know.
00:42:11.000 It's about movement. 0.99
00:42:13.000 Chardia sucks. 1.00
00:42:15.000 So we also have an exclusive source, by the way, in government right now, who let us know that all this information was already known to Congress, which, look, I can't prove that to you, but of course it passes a sniff test. 0.98
00:42:24.000 You think they didn't know about space nukes?
00:42:26.000 At least it's not space lasers.
00:42:27.000 We all know who'd get the blame for that. 0.96
00:42:28.000 Jews!
00:42:31.000 Who said that?
00:42:33.000 Who said that?
00:42:35.000 No, it was an acorn falling.
00:42:37.000 That was an acorn falling that sounded anti-semitic.
00:42:39.000 Yeah, it did.
00:42:41.000 Some acorns. 0.99
00:42:42.000 Remember when everybody gave Trump shit for Space Force? 1.00
00:42:45.000 Like, that's so stupid! 1.00
00:42:48.000 Why would we do that? 1.00
00:42:49.000 Star Wars, he's an idiot. 1.00
00:42:51.000 And Putin was like, yes, that is stupid! 1.00
00:42:53.000 You're going to use weapons in space! 1.00
00:42:56.000 How do you even get them there?
00:42:59.000 So let's compare.
00:43:00.000 That's former Vice President Biden.
00:43:01.000 Let's compare to President Trump.
00:43:02.000 Russia was completely silent for nearly the entire Donald Trump term.
00:43:06.000 Think about this for a second.
00:43:07.000 I want you to go back in your memory bank.
00:43:08.000 You remember the media connecting Donald Trump and Russia.
00:43:11.000 Right.
00:43:12.000 You don't remember Vladimir Putin consistently talking about Donald Trump.
00:43:17.000 You don't remember a lot of interactions between them.
00:43:19.000 There are a few, but not like we've seen now.
00:43:22.000 And that's the trick that can be played.
00:43:24.000 So let's look at the policies.
00:43:25.000 Donald Trump imposed sanctions On Nord Stream 2 in December 2019.
00:43:28.000 He also, this was a big one, and actually thanks to GingerSnap I completely forgotten about this, withdrew from the IMF, the Intermediate-Range Nuclear Forces, right?
00:43:37.000 There was a treaty.
00:43:38.000 And Donald Trump withdrew after non-compliance.
00:43:42.000 He said no.
00:43:43.000 He also imposed sanctions on Russia over election meddling.
00:43:46.000 And he even told Vladimir Putin to his narrow puppet face not to meddle.
00:43:55.000 Like a power move.
00:43:55.000 Pulled him in.
00:43:57.000 President, will you tell Russians not to vote for President Vladimir Putin?
00:44:01.000 What about the Ukrainian state?
00:44:05.000 And then after that, he wasn't firm enough.
00:44:10.000 He wasn't firm enough.
00:44:12.000 Will you condemn white supremacists? 0.98
00:44:14.000 I will condemn white supremacists and neo-Nazis totally, completely, alright?
00:44:19.000 And I go, he didn't say enough because there were fine people on both sides.
00:44:22.000 He condemned who you asked him.
00:44:23.000 He said, don't meddle.
00:44:25.000 Sanctions for meddling.
00:44:27.000 You probably don't remember that.
00:44:27.000 As if that'd make a big difference anyway.
00:44:29.000 As if Putin would be like... Wait!
00:44:31.000 Alright!
00:44:32.000 I thought you said do meddle!
00:44:34.000 Don't! 0.57
00:44:35.000 Okay, that's my biff.
00:44:36.000 Yeah, and the question they asked is does Putin want a strong America or a weak America?
00:44:40.000 So the fact that he's endorsing Biden or thinks Biden would be better is all you have to hear.
00:44:46.000 Yeah.
00:44:47.000 I mean... Osama bin Laden, he endorsed John Kerry. 0.51
00:44:50.000 Remember that?
00:44:51.000 Wow.
00:44:52.000 He was like, you have to vote for Kerry.
00:44:53.000 I was like, okay.
00:44:55.000 He endorsed John Keefe?
00:44:58.000 Mission Control, you can pull that.
00:45:00.000 D.C.
00:45:01.000 said you better vote for John Keefe or we're gonna attack you again.
00:45:04.000 Can you imagine being in John Kerry's camp and like, who did we get an endorsement from today?
00:45:08.000 Well, Chicago PD, Atlanta PD, Osama Bin Laden.
00:45:13.000 We don't need to talk about that so much.
00:45:15.000 Wait, is he from Dearborn PD?
00:45:16.000 If Putin, Osama Bin Laden, or a celebrity from Hollywood endorses the candidate, you should probably vote for the other candidate.
00:45:23.000 That's all you gotta do.
00:45:24.000 You don't need to know much about that.
00:45:26.000 About politics.
00:45:27.000 My favorite quote on that was, I believe it was Alice Cooper, who's not political, but he said, at this point, he said, if I weren't already a Bush guy, I would see all of the people endorsing and campaigning for John Kerry and immediately switch.
00:45:38.000 And people said, oh, I can't believe he would say that.
00:45:41.000 Like, hey, rock and roll, being rebellious.
00:45:43.000 I'm not saying that George W. Bush was a great president, but in comparison to Kerry and Gore, who were the options at the time, remember Cameron Diaz saying, if you guys, if you don't vote, it's like saying that you want rape legal, and even Oprah.
00:45:58.000 Huh?
00:45:59.000 Okay.
00:46:01.000 You see Donald Trump, his handshake.
00:46:01.000 Something there too.
00:46:03.000 Play that again, just the beginning of that clip.
00:46:05.000 Because this does matter in international affairs.
00:46:08.000 Look, Putin tries to pull him in.
00:46:09.000 No!
00:46:10.000 Come to me!
00:46:12.000 Come to daddy! 0.99
00:46:13.000 Putin, your mark is right there.
00:46:15.000 Compare that to everyone's favorite blackface aficionado Prime Minister Justin Trudeau
00:46:20.000 I think he got snubbed by like three people in that.
00:46:31.000 But he kind of went up with one of those old school 80s handshakes like this.
00:46:35.000 Like when you bring somebody close.
00:46:37.000 Nobody respects that guy.
00:46:38.000 No, including himself.
00:46:40.000 Good looking kid though.
00:46:40.000 Yeah.
00:46:42.000 Yeah, well, you know, that's what happens when your dad's Fidel. 0.93
00:46:44.000 Now let's go.
00:46:45.000 That's good.
00:46:46.000 I said good Cuban hair.
00:46:49.000 Hold on, is it Liam Neeson?
00:46:50.000 Is it Fidel Castro?
00:46:51.000 I have no idea. But let's go to actually not just Russia.
00:46:53.000 This is a pattern.
00:46:54.000 Uh, Donald Trump versus Biden on China.
00:46:56.000 All right, let's start with former Vice President Biden.
00:47:03.000 China has gotten way more aggressive under the Biden administration.
00:47:08.000 A record number of incursions into Taiwan airspace.
00:47:11.000 They've been supplying military equipment to Russia, which is kind of a miracle because they really, really didn't like each other.
00:47:18.000 They've also been, and by they I mean tiny Chinese, they're able to sail freely through the Red Sea.
00:47:25.000 Well, the Houthi tech western ships.
00:47:28.000 When you talk about tech, he also, by the way, revoked a ban on TikTok and WeChat.
00:47:33.000 Biden.
00:47:34.000 No, no, we're not going to ban it.
00:47:36.000 There's no doubt that there's spyware.
00:47:38.000 There's no doubt that they're collecting data on Americans.
00:47:40.000 There's no doubt that they're trying to subvert American culture through TikTok and forcibly place people in front of effectively Chinese propaganda or pro-Chinese messaging with TikTok. 0.61
00:47:50.000 We know that.
00:47:51.000 There's no doubt about it.
00:47:53.000 And then the question was, so at this point, is it a matter of national security to ban it?
00:47:57.000 He said, no, no, no, we'll keep it.
00:47:59.000 Well, let's look at Donald Trump.
00:48:00.000 There you have former Vice President Biden versus Donald Trump.
00:48:03.000 All references we make publicly available.
00:48:04.000 Bibliography.
00:48:05.000 Donald Trump banned Huawei.
00:48:05.000 Every single show.
00:48:08.000 How do you pronounce it?
00:48:09.000 Huawei.
00:48:10.000 WeChat, TikTok.
00:48:12.000 He imposed a 10% tariff on $300 billion worth of Chinese imports.
00:48:16.000 Now, you may have not liked it and said, that's protectionism.
00:48:18.000 But again, we're dealing with this myth, this claim, that Donald Trump is friend to dictators.
00:48:24.000 Earlier this month, He threatened not a 10% tariff, he said 60% if he's re-elected.
00:48:30.000 Your critics are saying that you're going to start another trade war.
00:48:32.000 Oh geez.
00:48:33.000 It's a China trade war.
00:48:34.000 I did great with China with everything.
00:48:36.000 Look, China came in, they were going to destroy our steel industry and I put tariffs, big 1.00
00:48:40.000 tariffs.
00:48:41.000 You're talking about 60% tariffs on Chinese goods.
00:48:43.000 Is that in the cards?
00:48:44.000 No, I would say maybe it's going to be more than that.
00:48:47.000 Look, I want China to do great.
00:48:50.000 And I like President Xi a lot.
00:48:50.000 I do.
00:48:52.000 He was a very good friend of mine during my term.
00:48:53.000 Well, look, COVID, COVID cover-up, intellectual property theft.
00:48:57.000 The list is long from our number one adversaries.
00:48:59.000 I don't know if he's a friend.
00:49:01.000 No, but I got along with him great.
00:49:02.000 Do you believe China will interfere or try to interfere in the presidential election?
00:49:06.000 That's what John Ratcliffe said on this program a couple weeks ago.
00:49:08.000 I think they will, and they won't be interfering on my behalf.
00:49:11.000 Now what the media will say is, look, he said China's a very great friend of mine.
00:49:14.000 Just like the other day, he said Russia can tell them to do whatever the hell they want.
00:49:19.000 Look at the policies!
00:49:21.000 Did he actually?
00:49:22.000 Did he actually just, as far as Russia, say you guys can do whatever the hell you want?
00:49:25.000 Or did he put sanctions, when you're talking about halts to Nord Stream, we talked about Nord Stream 2, you talk about the sanctions that Russia experienced because of the IMF agreement.
00:49:35.000 The same thing with China.
00:49:36.000 He's a very good friend of mine.
00:49:37.000 Okay, fine.
00:49:37.000 But he's the one who put on a tariff.
00:49:39.000 He's the one who actually He actually put some red lines in place and banned Chinese spyware.
00:49:45.000 Joe Biden didn't.
00:49:47.000 Is she going to be pressing the NBA, Disney, Apple, all of these companies that use Chinese cheap labor and try to get access to their markets?
00:49:56.000 I don't know, maybe Hollywood that makes every single movie with China in mind?
00:49:59.000 Like, you're pressing Donald Trump because like, oh no, the human rights violations, all these things that they do, I wouldn't classify them as a friend.
00:50:05.000 And he's saying, hey, I'm trying to get them to play nice in the global community to some degree, honor our patents,
00:50:11.000 make sure they're not screwing us over in a bunch of things.
00:50:13.000 And I'm doing it by being a little bit nice and then having really tough stuff on the back end.
00:50:17.000 Like the business deal is gonna be great, you're gonna love it, but I can't go in telling this guy 0.99
00:50:21.000 he's a jerk and then ask him to sign a deal. 0.98
00:50:23.000 And these guys don't press on anybody. 1.00
00:50:25.000 How about the people who said free Hong Kong?
00:50:27.000 In the United States of America and removed from the arenas.
00:50:31.000 No free speech?
00:50:32.000 You can't post that sign?
00:50:34.000 Like, how are you pressing those guys?
00:50:36.000 Or is it just President Biden, or I'm sorry, a former Vice President Biden
00:50:39.000 that gets away with everything and Donald Trump is the big man.
00:50:41.000 John Cena came out and apologized for acknowledging that Taiwan.
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00:51:00.000 I will say she's pretty good.
00:51:01.000 She's being fair, but she's trying to bring that up because she's providing a counterbalance to him saying, but the rest of the media will say, he said Xi Jinping, great friend.
00:51:08.000 Okay.
00:51:09.000 Who does Xi Jinping fear more or respect more between him and again, Joe Biden?
00:51:14.000 We'll look at policy.
00:51:15.000 By the way, while we're talking about international diplomacy, Nikki Haley, she's running for president also had something to say recently about China.
00:51:23.000 I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
00:51:29.000 I now officially work for you.
00:51:32.000 There is nothing that you can need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
00:51:36.000 All right, let's move on here to, uh, yeah, Iran.
00:51:44.000 I mean, come on, you knew it was gonna happen.
00:51:47.000 Is that really their national anthem?
00:51:49.000 Yes, of course it is.
00:51:50.000 No, Fake Labia Nights is not.
00:51:51.000 That was Steven just whining into a mic.
00:51:57.000 You used to wear bikinis in Iran back in the, well, one piece, back in the 70s.
00:52:02.000 Not in the 70s!
00:52:03.000 It's different now.
00:52:04.000 Yeah, they look good.
00:52:05.000 I wonder what happened.
00:52:06.000 Persian ladies.
00:52:07.000 They look good until 50.
00:52:07.000 They can be quite the dish.
00:52:08.000 No touching!
00:52:11.000 I wasn't planning on touching.
00:52:12.000 Yeah, just looking.
00:52:13.000 I'm in a studio.
00:52:15.000 So, former Vice President Biden, we'll start with him.
00:52:19.000 Removed sanctions on Iran, unfroze $6 billion in Iranian funds.
00:52:24.000 That's it.
00:52:25.000 And then Barack Obama, of course, sent Iran $1.7 billion, including $400 million in cash as part of the Iran deal.
00:52:32.000 Which they promptly broke.
00:52:33.000 Yes, of course they did.
00:52:35.000 Day one.
00:52:36.000 And Iranian oil exports increased by 80% compared to Donald Trump.
00:52:40.000 Now with that money, Iran, we all know this, they're one of the largest, if not the largest, I believe the largest, funder of terrorists. 0.86
00:52:48.000 Terrorism.
00:52:49.000 Terror, for short.
00:52:51.000 Including groups like Hamas, the Houthi, Hezbollah, Syrian militant groups.
00:52:56.000 And now Iran is closer to a nuke than ever, because of course we restarted that. 1.00
00:53:00.000 So we had, yeah, yeah, the Iran nuclear deal, which we've done a whole segment on that.
00:53:03.000 You can go back and watch it.
00:53:04.000 I don't want to get into the details.
00:53:05.000 Then of course that gets halted.
00:53:08.000 And then it restarts.
00:53:09.000 And now Iran, close to a nuke deal.
00:53:10.000 There was a little in between there.
00:53:12.000 Who?
00:53:12.000 One of these things is not like the other?
00:53:13.000 Let's go to Donald Trump.
00:53:15.000 He leveled over 1,500 sanctions on Iran.
00:53:19.000 Iran's foreign minister said that sanctions caused $1 trillion of damage to their economy.
00:53:24.000 Now I don't know if that's true, he's been known to exaggerate.
00:53:28.000 Trump actually, you remember this, he assassinated General Soleimani after Iranian proxies killed an American contractor.
00:53:35.000 As President, my highest and most solemn duty is the defense of our nation and its citizens.
00:53:41.000 Last night, at my direction, the United States military successfully executed a flawless precision strike that killed the number one terrorist anywhere in the world, Qasem Soleimani.
00:53:56.000 It's a hard one to pronounce.
00:53:58.000 He took a second.
00:53:58.000 Not bad.
00:53:59.000 He knew.
00:53:59.000 You gotta give it to him.
00:54:00.000 He's like, I gotta take a second.
00:54:01.000 We got it.
00:54:02.000 By the way, he looks better now.
00:54:04.000 In the 2024 interview, Donald Trump, he looks thinner.
00:54:08.000 What are you going to say?
00:54:08.000 He looks healthier.
00:54:10.000 So we've done Russia.
00:54:11.000 China, Iran, comment below what, which one you think is coming up next.
00:54:16.000 And I'm not going to lie to you.
00:54:17.000 It's the funniest one, but it's true. 0.98
00:54:18.000 He has the biggest balls on the planet. 0.98
00:54:21.000 Like Donald Trump, like, Oh, I thought it was the most amazing. 0.99
00:54:23.000 I thought you were talking about testicular cancer.
00:54:25.000 No, no, no, no.
00:54:26.000 That's going to be not elephant Titus of the ball squirrel either that threw the nut, which makes a whole lot of sense to me now.
00:54:31.000 No, but like, can you imagine taking out their number one guy in Iran? 0.95
00:54:34.000 Like this guy who's leading this and you're like, yeah, we're just going to kill him. 0.99
00:54:37.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:54:37.000 And we're going to see what they do. 0.99
00:54:38.000 Yeah.
00:54:39.000 And everybody went out saying that it was going to cause a global catastrophe and everything else, and he's like, nah, they're not going to do a damn thing.
00:54:44.000 And you know what, Mission Control, let's pull this on Russia. 0.79
00:54:46.000 I know we have the John Kerry, Osama Bin Laden.
00:54:48.000 You may not remember this, but Barack Obama, when he was debating, Mitt Romney said, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, the 1980s called.
00:54:54.000 They want their policy back.
00:54:55.000 Foreign policy, yeah.
00:54:57.000 Because he said Russia was our greatest enemy.
00:54:59.000 Yeah.
00:55:00.000 And he was like, no, no, no.
00:55:02.000 He was trying to say it was ridiculous for Mitt Romney to say that Russia was a threat.
00:55:06.000 This was their posture.
00:55:07.000 They only changed it when some Russians may have spent a few grand in Facebook ads and they wanted you to believe that that Stole the election for Donald Trump.
00:55:16.000 Until, of course, all elections are free and fair.
00:55:19.000 So, I'm sure Mission Control can pull it up.
00:55:21.000 It's Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, but you have the John Kerry... You said the article where it talked about it.
00:55:24.000 Oh, the article?
00:55:25.000 John Kerry was endorsed by Osama bin Laden.
00:55:28.000 Bring it up for me, please.
00:55:30.000 Osama bin Laden wants a vote, so beware a late October surprise.
00:55:34.000 Where is this coming from?
00:55:35.000 He videotaped a statement released just days before the election.
00:55:38.000 Seemed to support Kerry driving some voters toward Bush.
00:55:42.000 Yeah, that's not who you want to endorse you. 1.00
00:55:46.000 That's like, ah shit. 0.99
00:55:48.000 Why is he like me? 1.00
00:55:49.000 Oh boy.
00:55:50.000 Visit our new daycare!
00:55:51.000 Here's our spokesperson, Michael Jackson.
00:55:53.000 Exactly.
00:55:54.000 It's like, hey Osama, I got some money for you if you'll back Kerry.
00:55:59.000 It'd be a good move.
00:56:02.000 And the same thing happened when George W. Bush endorsed McCain.
00:56:04.000 He was like, oh no!
00:56:07.000 Let's go to North Korea. 0.93
00:56:09.000 For a bit.
00:56:10.000 Same anthem.
00:56:15.000 Fine, I don't care.
00:56:18.000 So let's compare.
00:56:19.000 Former Vice President Biden, 2019.
00:56:22.000 North Korea launched a record high. 0.89
00:56:24.000 No, wait, sorry.
00:56:25.000 What is it?
00:56:26.000 When did they launch all their missiles?
00:56:27.000 Did I just say 2019?
00:56:28.000 Was it in 2022 or was it in 2019?
00:56:28.000 Yeah.
00:56:32.000 In 2022, sorry.
00:56:32.000 2022.
00:56:33.000 They launched 69 missiles.
00:56:34.000 Sorry.
00:56:35.000 Yeah.
00:56:35.000 Nice.
00:56:35.000 My bad.
00:56:36.000 Wow.
00:56:36.000 Then the previous high, I believe, was 25.
00:56:39.000 What's the difference?
00:56:42.000 It's like two and a half times.
00:56:44.000 I'm not very good at math because I'm not North Korean.
00:56:47.000 Yeah.
00:56:48.000 North Korea has also been providing arms to Russia, including over 2.5 million rounds of ammo.
00:56:52.000 Yes.
00:56:53.000 Ballistic missiles.
00:56:53.000 Let's just compare this really quickly to Donald Trump, because if you remember, they tried to say, oh, he's there, he's just flattering.
00:57:01.000 Kim Jong-un, he's friends with dictators.
00:57:04.000 He was unbelievably tough on North Korea, including through mean tweets.
00:57:09.000 Remember he tweeted out?
00:57:10.000 North Korean leader Kim Jong-un just stated that the nuclear button is on his desk at all times.
00:57:10.000 He did.
00:57:16.000 Will someone from here... I love it.
00:57:25.000 It's really like a roast.
00:57:26.000 He goes... This is actually from... You can put it on.
00:57:35.000 You can tell that Donald Trump writes his own tweets, you know?
00:57:39.000 Like, no one believes Biden's tweeting.
00:57:40.000 That's so true.
00:57:41.000 Will someone from his depleted and food-starved regime please inform him that I too have a nuclear button, but it is much bigger and more powerful than his.
00:57:52.000 And my button works!
00:57:54.000 It's not how big your button is though.
00:58:02.000 It's about how you use it. 0.99
00:58:03.000 That is the kind of thing that scares the shit out of North Koreans. 1.00
00:58:08.000 Starving North Koreans? 0.99
00:58:09.000 The depleted regime. 0.99
00:58:11.000 But that is the kind of thing that scares the shit out of North Koreans. 1.00
00:58:15.000 Where they're like, starving North Koreans? 1.00
00:58:17.000 It's for you.
00:58:18.000 Depleted, oh.
00:58:22.000 Depleted is the best.
00:58:25.000 Works up a statement through the communications department that goes out a couple of hours later.
00:58:29.000 Donald's like, I got this bro.
00:58:33.000 Yeah, and it works!
00:58:34.000 It does!
00:58:35.000 You're just like, that guy tweeted his own thing.
00:58:35.000 It does!
00:58:37.000 He's a little unhinged.
00:58:38.000 Yes, it keeps them on their toes.
00:58:40.000 And by the way, the media made a big deal about this.
00:58:42.000 Again, where's Code Pink?
00:58:43.000 For some reason, the media on the left, they've become warmongers.
00:58:46.000 Have you noticed?
00:58:47.000 They were furious about the fact that Donald Trump was the first United States president to step foot in North Korea.
00:58:52.000 Would you like me to step across?
00:58:54.000 It's build up at the moment.
00:58:56.000 I'm okay with that.
00:58:57.000 I'd be very proud.
00:58:58.000 I'd be very proud to do that.
00:59:00.000 Okay, let's do it.
00:59:01.000 Come on.
00:59:01.000 Oh, a little pat on the shoulder.
00:59:03.000 You will be the first US president to cross the border.
00:59:05.000 I'd be very proud to do that.
00:59:07.000 Okay, let's do it.
00:59:09.000 Oh, a little pat on the shoulder.
00:59:12.000 You do that in one step, for me it takes four.
00:59:14.000 Such a long stride.
00:59:17.000 Long stride.
00:59:18.000 He's got a great, he's so theatrical in a way.
00:59:21.000 Trump has great instincts like that.
00:59:24.000 Should I take a step?
00:59:25.000 The whole point of him being there was for him to go across there and he's like, hold on, let's wait, let's save you the moment.
00:59:30.000 Should I do it?
00:59:31.000 Should I?
00:59:32.000 I don't know, I don't think you want it enough.
00:59:35.000 Tell me you want it.
00:59:35.000 Do you want it?
00:59:36.000 Do you need it?
00:59:37.000 And this was 15 minutes after he called him Little Rocket Man.
00:59:41.000 Oh, by the way, yeah, remember, he actually, so people say, ah, can you believe it?
00:59:45.000 No, he's the same.
00:59:46.000 He's the same guy.
00:59:47.000 He's the same president who walked over that line, right?
00:59:51.000 He's the only president who did that. 0.93
00:59:52.000 He's also the only one who called him a fat, to his face.
00:59:55.000 Here's the clip.
00:59:56.000 Getting a good picture of everybody so they look nice and handsome and thin.
01:00:01.000 Beautiful.
01:00:02.000 Perfect.
01:00:03.000 Look at his face. 1.00
01:00:04.000 Oh, fuck! 1.00
01:00:05.000 Nice and handsome and thin. 1.00
01:00:08.000 What did he say? 1.00
01:00:10.000 By the time the translator spoke through his earpiece, he's like, son of a bitch! 1.00
01:00:15.000 You told me this suit was slimming! 1.00
01:00:16.000 He's so slimming.
01:00:17.000 Yeah, this was brought to you by diabetes and fascism.
01:00:21.000 I thought we were friends, Donald.
01:00:23.000 No, no, no.
01:00:24.000 In my country, Sugarfoot is status symbol.
01:00:26.000 They told me his name is Thinh Tran Uyen.
01:00:28.000 Thinh Tran Uyen.
01:00:29.000 Trump has such a master at insults.
01:00:32.000 When he found out Bloomberg was running against him, he said,
01:00:36.000 the guy wants a stool because, you know, he's just be short.
01:00:39.000 I mean, if you get a stool, I get a stool.
01:00:41.000 Yeah.
01:00:42.000 He's just a...
01:00:43.000 You know that Bloomberg didn't ask for a stool, but that's genius.
01:00:47.000 Just ruined his entire campaign.
01:00:49.000 And then raised the microphone before he goes out.
01:00:53.000 Look!
01:00:54.000 I think he represents not you, but the Lollipop Guild.
01:00:58.000 How much are they paying you?
01:01:00.000 But we're going to continue here talking about the Kansas City shooting response, and I know we're running a little late, but I want to get to this point, so please do consider, by the way, joining Mug Club.
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01:01:19.000 All right.
01:01:21.000 I think you guys understand.
01:01:23.000 We went through North Korea, China, Iran, Russia.
01:01:26.000 Did I miss anyone?
01:01:28.000 The policies matter.
01:01:29.000 Oh, my voice just cracked.
01:01:30.000 Alright.
01:01:31.000 Policies matter, guys!
01:01:33.000 Alright.
01:01:34.000 So this just happened, you know, in Kansas City there was a shooting, right?
01:01:38.000 This happened, I guess, at a victory parade.
01:01:41.000 Yeah.
01:01:41.000 The Chiefs, who I believe are a football team?
01:01:43.000 They are a football team, yes.
01:01:44.000 And the talking heads were quick to... Now, I already have, just to be clear, I already have videos regarding gun-free zones, gun violence, right?
01:01:51.000 Concealed carry holders are the single most law-abiding demographic that exists in the United States.
01:01:56.000 However, 90% of shootings occur often in gun-free zones.
01:01:59.000 We've done a lot of those segments.
01:02:02.000 I want to laser on one point here, because this is what they are going to do.
01:02:05.000 They will tell you anytime there's a shooting in a red state, whether it's Texas, whether it's Oklahoma, they say there's more gun crime in red states.
01:02:13.000 Okay, this is where municipalities are relevant.
01:02:16.000 For example, in Illinois, you can have a firearm.
01:02:18.000 In Chicago, you cannot carry a firearm.
01:02:21.000 Very, very different depending on the city.
01:02:23.000 Unfortunately, they violate your constitutional rights.
01:02:25.000 So, if the policies can differ so wildly from county to county, well then, the counties where the violence would be taking place is relevant.
01:02:35.000 There's an undeniable pattern there.
01:02:37.000 It's not even close.
01:02:39.000 So, let's start off with the talking heads before the shooting really had even finished, but that's what they do.
01:02:46.000 Well, we take this story and we just extrapolate it now out to a Super Bowl parade.
01:02:50.000 We could be talking about this particular event at a school.
01:02:54.000 We could be talking about it at a mall.
01:02:56.000 We could be talking about it at a nightclub.
01:02:58.000 We could be talking about it at any facet of America.
01:03:02.000 We've had enough of that.
01:03:02.000 Thanks, Dr. Seuss.
01:03:04.000 We don't need no more damn thoughts and prayers. 0.98
01:03:06.000 I grew up in the church. 0.99
01:03:07.000 Faith Without Works is dead.
01:03:09.000 And unfortunately, our children are ending up dead, too.
01:03:12.000 The bottom line is that it happens too much in the country.
01:03:14.000 That's the bottom line.
01:03:15.000 We can now add Super Bowl celebratory parades to the places in America once assumed safe from gun violence that now can no longer be assumed to be safe from gun violence.
01:03:29.000 We'll hear people say, well, it's not the guns, it's the people.
01:03:33.000 It's not the guns, it's the people, you know?
01:03:35.000 Yes.
01:03:35.000 Yeah.
01:03:36.000 Okay, I've heard that so much that I don't really know where to go with that at this point.
01:03:39.000 Assume safety anywhere.
01:03:40.000 It is another sad, sad chapter in America's love affair with military-style long weapons.
01:03:48.000 Now, um, Chiefs fans actually were able to attack one of the shooters.
01:03:52.000 Tackle.
01:03:53.000 Tackle.
01:03:54.000 The football moves.
01:03:58.000 Sign him.
01:04:03.000 There you go.
01:04:04.000 Boom! 0.99
01:04:08.000 Hey, other males around the area.
01:04:11.000 Jump in.
01:04:12.000 Nah.
01:04:13.000 You can stop.
01:04:13.000 Alright, that's enough.
01:04:14.000 Did you just correct me when I said attack and you said tackle?
01:04:17.000 That is not considered an attack?
01:04:17.000 Yes.
01:04:19.000 I mean, technically it would be.
01:04:20.000 You ever get tackled and think of it as anything other than an attack?
01:04:24.000 I mean, it was just part of the game.
01:04:25.000 Sometimes I get tackled by strangers and I get up and I go, hey, good game, buddy. 0.99
01:04:28.000 I slap him on the butt and I go on my way. 0.98
01:04:29.000 You're such a nice guy. 1.00
01:04:30.000 And then I pay them.
01:04:31.000 Now, for some inexplicable reason, we don't have any names of the suspects in the photos thanks to social media, but oh, oh, oh, okay.
01:04:44.000 I was thinking white supremacists.
01:04:46.000 So I mean I don't think I don't I mean before we get into this I just want to set this up one this was near the parade this wasn't at the actual like parade celebration it was after I believe everything had gone off that doesn't necessarily matter but it kind of does because it's not like this isn't Appearing to be a mass shooter going to the parade to kill as many people as possible, which is another kind of gang related.
01:05:06.000 It's just Kansas City being Kansas City.
01:05:08.000 It's gang violence and not one of those people said anything about that.
01:05:14.000 If you're gonna target something Wouldn't you target gang violence?
01:05:17.000 Because I'm curious, do you think the gang members would care about the gun law that you're trying to push on people?
01:05:23.000 Of course not.
01:05:23.000 They just have to care about it?
01:05:24.000 Well, this is what they do.
01:05:25.000 They care about the other laws.
01:05:27.000 They have to ignore the race in this case because gang violence occurs overwhelmingly in very specific neighborhoods, very specific demographic here in the United States.
01:05:35.000 And then I'll walk through exactly what happens here with these municipalities and the policies that they are now removing, by the way, in cities to keep people safe from gun violence.
01:05:35.000 This is what the left does.
01:05:44.000 The other left, they create neighborhoods, entire neighborhoods of Section 8 housing.
01:05:47.000 They create welfare programs with no drug testing, no work requirements, so you have idle hands making the devils work.
01:05:52.000 People live in these areas, of course, as long as they vote Democrat, they get free stuff, violence ensues, and then they actively strip Let's get into this idea.
01:06:01.000 You hear it a lot and you can comment below.
01:06:03.000 If you hear this argument, I don't want you to ever be caught flat-footed with this again.
01:06:07.000 So what happens, gun crime increases, usually perpetrated by minorities against minorities, 0.56
01:06:12.000 and then Democrats step in and say, hold on, you need more money from us, let us control
01:06:15.000 you. 0.97
01:06:16.000 This is exactly what happens, and of course they blame white people. 0.94
01:06:19.000 But let's get into this idea.
01:06:21.000 You hear it a lot, and you can comment below.
01:06:23.000 If you hear this argument, I don't want you to ever be caught flat-footed with this again.
01:06:26.000 There's more gun crime in red states. 0.64
01:06:29.000 Okay, that's the claim.
01:06:31.000 Red states have the most gun crime. 0.65
01:06:32.000 Alright.
01:06:35.000 Sorry, you have to be quick to the next one because here's the truth.
01:06:38.000 Here's the truth.
01:06:38.000 And we have maps for you.
01:06:40.000 The shootings are almost entirely in blue districts.
01:06:43.000 There you go.
01:06:43.000 There's Missouri.
01:06:45.000 Look at the city.
01:06:47.000 Highest gun crime, of course, in the cities of St.
01:06:49.000 Louis, Kansas City.
01:06:51.000 But hey, let's look at a place like Tennessee.
01:06:52.000 Red states. 0.61
01:06:53.000 Where's the highest gun crime?
01:06:54.000 Memphis.
01:06:56.000 Little blue dot.
01:06:56.000 Not even close.
01:06:57.000 They'll tell you Louisiana.
01:06:59.000 Highest gun crime in the blue cities of New Orleans.
01:07:02.000 Baton Rouge.
01:07:03.000 Baton Rouge.
01:07:04.000 Alabama.
01:07:05.000 I'm trying to say it the English way because I'm French, and you always correct me if I say it the French way.
01:07:07.000 Alabama.
01:07:08.000 Hey, it's a red state.
01:07:09.000 Where's the gun crime in the state?
01:07:09.000 K?
01:07:11.000 Birmingham.
01:07:12.000 Montgomery.
01:07:13.000 Blue cities.
01:07:14.000 Think about that.
01:07:15.000 Kansas City is one of the most violent cities in the United States, and it is a blue area surrounded by a sea of red.
01:07:23.000 The match-up that you see in these red states of gun crime, you can overlay it.
01:07:29.000 To the letter!
01:07:31.000 With the blue cities!
01:07:33.000 Often the only blue districts in these red states!
01:07:37.000 By the way, in 2023 was a record year for homicides in Kansas City.
01:07:42.000 185 people were killed.
01:07:43.000 120 of them were black men.
01:07:45.000 This is why this is relevant.
01:07:46.000 You start off with the lie of red states, white people, white supremacy. 0.74
01:07:49.000 All right?
01:07:50.000 If you actually want to protect people, you say, these are the districts where gun crime is occurring.
01:07:53.000 Oh, wait. 0.94
01:07:54.000 Largely big cities, urban areas, and the victims are largely black people.
01:07:58.000 Yeah, even though they made only 13% of the population.
01:08:00.000 Even though they only make 13% of the population.
01:08:02.000 Nationwide, it happens to be there too.
01:08:03.000 If you want to protect people, you need to be honest about it.
01:08:07.000 Instead, you have places like Chicago, also if you're to compare Illinois gun crime, of course it's really the only big city there, Chicago.
01:08:15.000 You now have the mayor of Chicago is removing this policy called ShotSpotter.
01:08:20.000 It's this tool that they use, the police.
01:08:24.000 And the same talking heads right now are fine with them stopping this program, which saves lives.
01:08:31.000 It's a campaign promise fulfilled.
01:08:33.000 Mayor Brandon Johnson is ending the city's use of the controversial gunfire surveillance system known as Shotspotter.
01:08:40.000 The city's contract with the company by the name of Shotspotter expires on Friday, and the police will stop using the technology September 22nd.
01:08:49.000 You let people know the end.
01:08:50.000 Yes, that's why they're stopping it, because it's racist.
01:08:52.000 That is true!
01:08:53.000 That's actually true because the sound of gunfire is a racist dog whistle now?
01:08:57.000 What ShotSpotters identifies, yeah, these sounds of gunfire and it alerts police and basically without anyone needing to call 911 it says, that wasn't an acorn falling on a car, that was a gun.
01:09:08.000 The shot spotter didn't go off.
01:09:09.000 I don't know.
01:09:10.000 This technology is amazing.
01:09:11.000 I looked at some of this.
01:09:12.000 It can literally pin it down to, I think it was like a radius of about 80 feet.
01:09:16.000 And it can show you on a map exactly where gunfire is occurring so that you can go there and respond and maybe help people before they're able to call 911.
01:09:26.000 Arrive there to, I don't know, intervene in an ongoing incident.
01:09:30.000 Or save lives when people get shot. 1.00
01:09:31.000 We'll get to some of the stats on how to save lives, but here's how stupid the mayor of Chicago is. 0.99
01:09:36.000 They don't have a signed extension passed tomorrow. 0.98
01:09:40.000 And the mayor goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're going to keep it going for another six months, just past the DNC convention.
01:09:45.000 It's exactly what he said.
01:09:46.000 We're going to run it through the DNC.
01:09:47.000 And ShotSpotter said, wait a minute, you're not going to renew our service?
01:09:50.000 How about it ends tomorrow when our contract expires?
01:09:55.000 Let's not get rash, folks.
01:09:57.000 This is hilarious because he just gave away all of his leverage.
01:10:00.000 Yeah.
01:10:01.000 He's like, yeah, we're not going to do it.
01:10:01.000 All of it.
01:10:02.000 And they're like, okay, fine.
01:10:03.000 You're done tomorrow.
01:10:03.000 We're not signing a six month extension.
01:10:05.000 Screw yourself.
01:10:07.000 So let me just show you, we'll give you the numbers here, I don't want to go through all the actual numbers, but worked for New York City, ShotSpotter, worked in Pittsburgh, worked in Cleveland, so it's been incredibly effective. 0.64
01:10:17.000 Worked in Oakland?
01:10:18.000 Yeah, worked in Cleveland, worked in Oakland, yeah.
01:10:20.000 I forgot to say Oakland, yeah that's right.
01:10:21.000 New York City, Pittsburgh, Oakland, Cleveland, they're all big fans, or at least the PDR.
01:10:26.000 Yeah.
01:10:26.000 So why, gee I already ruined it.
01:10:29.000 I'm sorry.
01:10:29.000 But why in Chicago they say we gotta get rid of ShotSpotter?
01:10:34.000 Well critics say it's That's racist.
01:10:38.000 Critics say shot spotter leads to over policing of marginalized communities
01:10:43.000 Neighborhood by neighborhood with all our institutions including the Chicago Police Department
01:10:50.000 On best practices to make sure that our communities are safer and stronger together. Yeah, that's right
01:10:56.000 Me, Mexican David Cromos, I believe that our neighborhoods will be safer when we cannot monitor gunshots and we have no police.
01:11:02.000 It doesn't lead to over-policing of black communities.
01:11:04.000 It leads to over-policing of areas where gunshots are happening.
01:11:08.000 Why are you only concerned about policing the shooters and not the fact that most murders in Chicago are happening in black neighborhoods? 0.99
01:11:17.000 Black people being shot! 1.00
01:11:18.000 It's also not just policing that's happening. 0.99
01:11:20.000 This is sending EMS out there.
01:11:22.000 Maybe it is police officers, but it's EMS going on as well.
01:11:24.000 And saving- they might not even catch the shooter, but isn't it worth saving somebody's life?
01:11:28.000 It's also when shooters realize that they are going to be pinpointed within 80 feet, they're not going to shoot.
01:11:34.000 Shoot.
01:11:34.000 Well, they're going to be less likely.
01:11:35.000 I think it literally saved 12 lives in Cleveland.
01:11:38.000 I believe in Cleveland.
01:11:39.000 Measure people.
01:11:40.000 Yes.
01:11:41.000 And by the way, this is one where, when done correctly, it's not the kind of invasion of your privacy that you see all the time.
01:11:46.000 Oh wait, gunshot.
01:11:47.000 So it alerts police officers.
01:11:48.000 They just want you to go, hey, I heard a gunshot.
01:11:50.000 And you're like, where'd it come from?
01:11:51.000 I don't really know. 1.00
01:11:52.000 Shot spotter, not taking a shit spotter. 0.99
01:11:54.000 Yes. 0.99
01:11:55.000 Not spying on you in the bathroom.
01:11:56.000 That would go up all the time.
01:11:57.000 I know.
01:11:57.000 You never let me hear the end of it.
01:11:58.000 I thought I'd get a no bid contract.
01:12:00.000 Turns out you can't put cameras in public toilets.
01:12:02.000 All right.
01:12:03.000 We'll talk about it.
01:12:03.000 Here's that Cleveland stat, by the way.
01:12:05.000 Yeah, 12 lives in Cleveland.
01:12:06.000 So they say, oh, it might be racist.
01:12:08.000 Who's being shot?
01:12:10.000 Why do we not care about the people being shot?
01:12:12.000 We're more afraid of patting down the people who are likely shooting!
01:12:15.000 Oh my gosh.
01:12:17.000 The people being shot aren't big fans of it!
01:12:20.000 So they want to keep it straight through the DNC, though.
01:12:22.000 So that's wonderful.
01:12:22.000 Oh, we'll just keep it through the DNC because, you know, we want it for us, but then screw the citizens once the DNC is gone.
01:12:28.000 Luckily, they do have a backup plan, I mean, a DNC in place.
01:12:30.000 All right, let's party. 0.53
01:12:47.000 So, create the problem, create real victims, largely black people in this country, in urban 0.99
01:12:54.000 areas, lie about the victims, lie about the crime statistics, blame white people, and 0.69
01:13:00.000 strip citizens of their God-given rights to protect themselves.
01:13:03.000 And then, enact policy.
01:13:06.000 When people say, oh, left, right, it's all about dividing it.
01:13:08.000 No, no. 0.99
01:13:08.000 They literally are saying that a program to save black lives is racist and that mass shootings and that gun crime in this country and violence is perpetrated by white people. 0.99
01:13:18.000 They would have you believe that it's white people going out there and massacring black Americans. 0.99
01:13:22.000 It's not true. 0.99
01:13:24.000 And this leads to more black Americans being shot every single day. 0.85
01:13:28.000 Hey, if what they were doing worked, if it worked, Chicago would be a utopia. 0.95
01:13:33.000 So would Detroit.
01:13:35.000 So it South Central LA.
01:13:37.000 So it Oakland.
01:13:39.000 It never works.
01:13:41.000 But the one myth, if you take nothing else away today, more gun crime in red states. 0.63
01:13:46.000 Okay, just look at those districts.
01:13:48.000 Those maps are really valuable.
01:13:49.000 It will be burned into your brain.
01:13:50.000 You'll never forget it.
01:13:51.000 You'll never be caught flat-footed with that argument again.
01:13:53.000 It's lazy.
01:13:54.000 They know it's lazy.
01:13:56.000 They don't believe it, just like Barack Obama never believed that women were being paid 77 cents on the dollar.
01:14:01.000 How do I know? 0.98
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