Louder with Crowder - October 30, 2026


🔴Take the Lesbian Weightlifter Pumpkin Challenge, Plus a Black Scots-they-them: It's the Friday Show

James O'Keefe Charged With A Felony: Minnesota's Attack on Election Integrity

Episode Stats


Length

18 minutes

Words per minute

139.34

Word count

2,587

Sentence count

336

Harmful content

Misogyny

45

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Toxicity

46

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Hate speech

27

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Transcript

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00:00:00.000 Energize.
00:00:13.000 Outro Music You've seen anything like that before
00:00:35.000 Back when I was in the Academy, we would follow every toast with a song.
00:02:30.000 to a summer's day.
00:02:32.000 When I have plucked
00:04:34.000 Horror movies just don't work with the Second Amendment.
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00:04:51.000 Subject for today.
00:05:11.000 I don't even, it doesn't matter.
00:05:12.000 It's a pro.
00:05:12.000 Yeah.
00:05:15.000 Adjust my headphones.
00:05:16.000 Guess why I'm wearing a hat?
00:05:18.000 Guess why?
00:05:18.000 Because I had zero time to shower this.
00:05:22.000 It wasn't close.
00:05:24.000 Well, that's a sad statement.
00:05:26.000 Whether I brush my hair or put on a hat.
00:05:30.000 Kind of flows a little bit, but yeah.
00:05:31.000 Over wet hair, that it doesn't make a difference.
00:05:36.000 Look. 0.99
00:05:36.000 Ridiculous. 0.99
00:05:39.000 It's one of those days. 0.99
00:05:41.000 First off, hey.
00:05:43.000 Hey, Magnus, hey Charlotte, love you, love you, hope you're being good.
00:05:46.000 Hope my son's a little bit sick.
00:05:47.000 I hope that he feels better.
00:05:49.000 And now you probably shouldn't watch the rest of this because.
00:05:51.000 And tune out.
00:05:52.000 You should see Daddy at his best.
00:05:58.000 All right, to the adult in the room, turn it off now.
00:06:01.000 Daddy looks scary.
00:06:07.000 You're just watching, going, no, no, no, no.
00:06:11.000 Hey, I know we told you we were going to do the election preview here today, we're going to be doing that Monday.
00:06:16.000 Just so you know.
00:06:17.000 So you can go to the wide shot so you can see.
00:06:20.000 Of course, you have your interactive website.
00:06:23.000 It is LW.
00:06:24.000 Can you give it to me again?
00:06:25.000 It's ladderwithcrowder.com slash election 2026.
00:06:28.000 2026, where you can go and you can actually interact with it.
00:06:30.000 You can create hypotheticals.
00:06:32.000 You can look at real time data.
00:06:34.000 We are making sure that what we have for you is 100% correct for the mega election stream, November 3rd, 7 p.m. Eastern.
00:06:43.000 And we'll be walking through that on Monday morning.
00:06:47.000 Everything is working when I said, you know what?
00:06:49.000 We could probably make.
00:06:49.000 Oh, look, no, we did make some of those changes.
00:06:51.000 We did make a lot of changes, yeah.
00:06:52.000 Oh, very nice.
00:06:52.000 There's all theoretical data in there right now.
00:06:55.000 Yeah, but there was a bunch of clutter that was stupid. 0.93
00:06:57.000 Yeah, no, it looks way better than it did. 0.98
00:07:00.000 It's all good.
00:07:01.000 And the people here have done a great job, but we realize, like, we here are nerds.
00:07:04.000 And so we're like, this is too much information.
00:07:06.000 We want to make it really clear for you.
00:07:07.000 So we're just fine tuning that so you can follow along and it'll be really easy.
00:07:11.000 So that's going to be Monday morning.
00:07:13.000 We very much appreciate it.
00:07:14.000 Also, hey, look, this is an undertaking of millions of dollars when we do things like this.
00:07:20.000 Let alone, I mean, debates.
00:07:21.000 These are hundreds of security, is millions of dollars in the air that we live.
00:07:24.000 So we don't try and sell you a bunch of sponsors.
00:07:27.000 And we've also planned on election to not just have sponsorship after sponsorship after sponsorship.
00:07:32.000 We will be launching, Foundation is going to be launching an entire new line for you, not of products, but a service that hopefully will help a lot of people.
00:07:40.000 It's not the most profitable business model, but it is one that many of you have discussed, requested.
00:07:47.000 And so we've been bending over backwards to try and make that available.
00:07:50.000 But in the interim, if you want these to continue, You want to watch along with us.
00:07:53.000 You want to see states be called first.
00:07:55.000 Hey, do you take a multivitamin?
00:07:57.000 Take the best one in the world.
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00:08:02.000 It includes everything you need, nothing you don't.
00:08:04.000 Two super ingredients turmeric curcumin.
00:08:07.000 You can go look at the clinical data.
00:08:08.000 The reason it's included is it reduces inflammation.
00:08:11.000 It's an incredible overall supplement for heart health, organ health, but specifically inflammation.
00:08:18.000 I wouldn't be able to get out of bed if I'd been taking it for about 15, 20 years, and we have garlic in there, which is something actually that improves your overall health.
00:08:25.000 You can go look at the data, lipids, blood pressure.
00:08:29.000 So, we've included them because they work.
00:08:30.000 They've been studied for a long time, no side effects.
00:08:33.000 And you can go look at that data.
00:08:34.000 By the way, my calcium score, my heart is zero.
00:08:36.000 That's good, right?
00:08:37.000 Nice.
00:08:37.000 Yes.
00:08:38.000 It doesn't mean you're dead.
00:08:39.000 It doesn't change the fact that because of the Ehlers Dale, a valve may pop sometime and you may see a perfect everything and you just, you know, kill over.
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00:08:54.000 I think it's 50% off if you bundle them.
00:08:56.000 So, if you take these things, if you want to take a multivitamin, take the one that's lab tested.
00:09:00.000 Take the one where you get a certificate of analysis.
00:09:02.000 Take the one where we put in the right ingredients and we don't sell you fluff.
00:09:05.000 And take the creatine that you know you're getting exactly what is on the bottle.
00:09:08.000 That's a way to support the show.
00:09:09.000 That's a way to keep this going.
00:09:10.000 And it's simple.
00:09:12.000 These are things that I recommend everybody take.
00:09:15.000 I have been offered many times, many different supplements, much bullcrap, testosterone boosters, methylene blue, but with a concentration that would do absolutely nothing instead.
00:09:26.000 Deer antlers?
00:09:26.000 I don't even want to talk about the deer antler.
00:09:29.000 I don't even want.
00:09:30.000 Let's talk about deer antler, by the way. 0.99
00:09:33.000 That's bucking crazy. 0.96
00:09:34.000 It's got growth hormone, it's got IGF 1.
00:09:37.000 You know what has more?
00:09:37.000 Milk.
00:09:38.000 Don't buy deer antler velvet. 1.00
00:09:39.000 Anyone who's selling it to you, they might as well be breaking and entering into your house and raping you. 1.00
00:09:46.000 Wow. 1.00
00:09:47.000 But we don't do that.
00:09:48.000 FoundationDaily.com. 0.98
00:09:50.000 No rape.
00:09:51.000 So big, big no show Tuesday morning, obviously.
00:09:54.000 But Monday, we're going to give you the breakdown of all of that.
00:09:56.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:09:57.000 I'm good.
00:09:58.000 I know you're tired.
00:09:59.000 It's always been a lot.
00:10:00.000 You've been a lot, bro.
00:10:01.000 I'm like, look, look, look.
00:10:04.000 I know once I reach the level of complete, like, I'm like, I am, I am, I, like, all of you might catch some frag, and it's not you, it's me.
00:10:12.000 You just have to let me be me right now.
00:10:15.000 Give me space.
00:10:16.000 Tim being a.
00:10:17.000 He was embarrassing Josh before the show.
00:10:19.000 He was embarrassing Josh.
00:10:20.000 Yeah, that was unnecessary.
00:10:21.000 No, it was.
00:10:21.000 Completely unnecessary.
00:10:22.000 Totally necessary.
00:10:23.000 Wednesday, November 11th at the Addison Improv in Addison, Texas, one of my favorite clubs in the country.
00:10:27.000 I opened there one time for Bruce Bruce and Black Boy, two eyes, and me.
00:10:34.000 Is Bruce Bruce awesome?
00:10:36.000 Because I won a MySpace contest.
00:10:38.000 Oh, you won, huh?
00:10:39.000 I won.
00:10:39.000 I was the funniest comedian on MySpace, so they said, you get to pay your own way and open for Bruce Bruce and Black Boy.
00:10:46.000 Which is weird when the manager said black boy, and I was like, Can you just say what he's like?
00:10:49.000 Yeah, it's black boy. 1.00
00:10:50.000 Seems like your prize was a punishment. 1.00
00:10:52.000 Yeah. 0.86
00:10:53.000 And then I realized I just got to make fun of myself for being white. 0.99
00:10:55.000 And I killed. 0.98
00:10:56.000 How are you, sir? 0.75
00:10:57.000 I'm all right.
00:10:58.000 Yeah.
00:10:58.000 I'm excited for the show.
00:10:59.000 Tim's going to be in the front row heckling.
00:11:01.000 So that's good.
00:11:02.000 Yeah.
00:11:03.000 Was he going to be correcting you?
00:11:04.000 Like, Oh, it's actually a techno Viking.
00:11:07.000 Yeah, not disco Viking.
00:11:09.000 Well, disco Viking would be a pretty cool thing to be also.
00:11:11.000 All right.
00:11:12.000 There might be a disco Viking.
00:11:13.000 Be a funky, cool dude.
00:11:16.000 You know who's cooler than both of you?
00:11:18.000 Hmm. 1.00
00:11:19.000 Remember this lesbian weightlifter, our favorite ever? 1.00
00:11:23.000 This lesbian and Averman from the Mighty Ducks, all grown up, decided to share her brightest gym motivations. 1.00
00:11:34.000 That is why I wake up at 5 30 every single morning to go to the gym to move heavy objects so that my wife literally never has to lift a finger ever again and can always come to me to ask to open the jar of salsa. 0.99
00:11:49.000 So I hope.
00:11:50.000 That this can perhaps motivate you all too.
00:11:53.000 It doesn't. 0.94
00:11:55.000 It's really nice being the big buff butch wife. 0.68
00:11:57.000 I have to say, it's a really nice feeling. 0.99
00:12:00.000 Yes.
00:12:00.000 Feels good.
00:12:01.000 It's really nice being the big buff woman.
00:12:05.000 And I hate to add commentary on something that we are, but I realize what bothers me so much about that.
00:12:10.000 It's really nice being the big buff.
00:12:11.000 You don't get to declare yourself that.
00:12:15.000 You didn't earn that title.
00:12:17.000 It's like walking in, you're like, what are those on your desk?
00:12:18.000 19 Mr. Olympia trophies?
00:12:22.000 Where'd you get them?
00:12:23.000 Trophy shop?
00:12:24.000 Yeah.
00:12:29.000 I'm sure there is a trophy shop.
00:12:30.000 There are.
00:12:31.000 Like, I'm a pretty strong guy, but I've been around really strong guys.
00:12:36.000 And so I would never say, it's really nice being the strongest guy in the room.
00:12:40.000 Oh, there's a 12th place, world's strongest man.
00:12:43.000 Well, I guess I should shut up.
00:12:44.000 But she has no problems. 1.00
00:12:46.000 And she does this thing right where she, look, pushes, pumping up. 0.72
00:12:49.000 See, my arm's about normal size. 1.00
00:12:53.000 Look at that.
00:12:54.000 Whoa, dude. 1.00
00:12:56.000 It's really nice being the big buff, fatherless, lesbian, bowl cutted freak. 1.00
00:13:02.000 So she apparently, we have an update, got into the Halloween by doing this. 1.00
00:13:09.000 This.
00:13:11.000 I just got home from the gym, and on my way home, I saw pumpkins for sale.
00:13:15.000 So I kind of.
00:13:19.000 What you see before you is what she has self declared the big buff person in the room.
00:13:27.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 Once upon a time, that would have been referred to as chubby. 1.00
00:13:31.000 Yeah, I was about to say, this is what girls refer to themselves as sporty, so they don't say fat. 1.00
00:13:36.000 Right. 1.00
00:13:36.000 I have a hard time believing she's with a petite woman as well. 1.00
00:13:39.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:39.000 Oh, she is. 1.00
00:13:40.000 Oh. 1.00
00:13:41.000 She beats her. 0.99
00:13:42.000 I don't know.
00:13:42.000 I just made it up.
00:13:43.000 Yeah.
00:13:43.000 See, what do you do with that for?
00:13:45.000 You commise me.
00:13:46.000 It's because Tim got me in the mode.
00:13:47.000 I know. 0.99
00:13:48.000 She would have been referred to as chubby, or as we would refer to that look today, an anti chubby.
00:13:53.000 Let's continue. 1.00
00:13:54.000 To see if I could smash this between my thighs. 0.99
00:13:57.000 Holy sh, that's hard. 0.97
00:13:59.000 It's actually not.
00:14:00.000 Oh my god, that is so much harder than a watermelon.
00:14:02.000 That's what she said.
00:14:03.000 Holy sh, that's hard.
00:14:06.000 Oh my god, that is so much harder than a watermelon.
00:14:09.000 Holy sh. 1.00
00:14:10.000 Sounds like she's trying a man for the first time. 1.00
00:14:13.000 It's harder than my wife's head. 1.00
00:14:14.000 Oh my god. 0.56
00:14:16.000 Jesus.
00:14:16.000 People have walked by and seen me doing this.
00:14:19.000 So.
00:14:20.000 That's a pie on pie crime.
00:14:21.000 I don't know what the f I'm doing with my life.
00:14:23.000 Yeah.
00:14:24.000 I may be broke.
00:14:25.000 I may be sad.
00:14:26.000 I may be tired.
00:14:26.000 I may be incredibly depressed.
00:14:28.000 And weak.
00:14:29.000 At least I can sit. 0.56
00:14:30.000 On my front patio and embarrass myself trying to smash a pumpkin in between my thighs.
00:14:36.000 So that's where we're at in life. 0.90
00:14:37.000 This butch has met her enemy, and it is a pumpkin. 1.00
00:14:42.000 Oh, I thought it was a penis. 1.00
00:14:44.000 This time the pumpkin won. 0.99
00:14:46.000 I thought.
00:14:50.000 I couldn't resist.
00:14:51.000 Oh, we're going to clip it.
00:14:52.000 I thought her enemy was her genealogy trying to find her biological father.
00:14:59.000 23 and no.
00:15:06.000 You're better when you're mad.
00:15:07.000 I know.
00:15:07.000 You're better when you're mad.
00:15:11.000 That's not healthy, is it?
00:15:13.000 I like it.
00:15:13.000 Let's get him mad every time.
00:15:14.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:15:15.000 I can do that.
00:15:16.000 It's supposed to go the other way.
00:15:17.000 I know.
00:15:17.000 I was supposed to do that before the show.
00:15:18.000 Before the show, before the election, she was like, hey, Gerald, can you help us with this wasp's nest outside?
00:15:25.000 Yeah, but the trick is we have to actually get a wasp's nest.
00:15:27.000 Oh, I know.
00:15:28.000 Yeah.
00:15:29.000 We tell him it's raid, but it's just sugar water.
00:15:31.000 We tell him it's outside, but it's under his desk.
00:15:34.000 Yeah.
00:15:35.000 And we place an air horn that we can mechanically pull as he approaches.
00:15:41.000 And then lock the door comes in.
00:15:43.000 And then, Gerald, why do you look like Sean Hannity did in his face two weeks ago?
00:15:46.000 Oh, God.
00:15:47.000 No, it was Pretnozone. 0.97
00:15:49.000 He looked like Fred Flintstone. 0.97
00:15:50.000 He talked about it.
00:15:51.000 And so did I when I was doing an iced coffee.
00:15:52.000 You guys ever done, you had to use Pretnozone?
00:15:54.000 It's terrible. 1.00
00:15:55.000 You just go, you look like that lesbian. 1.00
00:15:57.000 And here's the thing well, there are a lot of things, but the one I want to talk about. 0.99
00:16:03.000 Once upon a time, like even variety shows, Like comedians used to this pen snow.
00:16:10.000 That thing, it just literally burst into three pieces of paper.
00:16:13.000 It was wanting to explode in my hand, and I was trying to hold it together.
00:16:17.000 I'm like, why am I holding it together?
00:16:19.000 What are people going to be mad at me that my pen broke?
00:16:21.000 Take it up with Biff!
00:16:22.000 We need a compilation of all the times your pen is broken on air, because that is not the first time.
00:16:26.000 And I didn't do anything to it.
00:16:27.000 I said, I'm taking them.
00:16:29.000 I clicked it.
00:16:31.000 You're just very strong.
00:16:31.000 It's like, well, you expect.
00:16:32.000 No, no, no.
00:16:33.000 I know, really.
00:16:33.000 You're buff.
00:16:34.000 I'm not as strong as a lady who can't squeeze a pumpkin. 0.96
00:16:37.000 Ah.
00:16:37.000 So once upon a time, you would develop an act, like a novelty act.
00:16:42.000 I don't know.
00:16:42.000 You'd have someone crawl around you, or I don't know.
00:16:44.000 You'd spin some burning hoops.
00:16:47.000 And even when you saw the final act, you're like, eh.
00:16:50.000 Today, people want attention for the failed practice of the mediocre novelty act.
00:16:58.000 In other words, she's like, Hey, I am going to film myself training to do this little novelty trick, failing, and the currency is sympathy for sucking at everything. 0.98
00:17:10.000 While still trying to be like the confident, big, strong, buff, butch chick. 0.99
00:17:13.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.000 She's like, I'm really, no, I'm really, you know, I'm really strong and buff.
00:17:17.000 Of course, don't mention my kryptonite gourds.
00:17:23.000 Anyway, she made another attempt, which of course she filmed and uploaded to the world with a larger pumpkin.
00:17:28.000 Guess how it goes?
00:17:30.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:17:31.000 Please, God, why do I do this?
00:17:35.000 He's not answering.
00:17:38.000 I've never felt more chopped in my life.
00:17:41.000 I've never felt more disappointed in me.
00:17:46.000 If you can't hunt a dog, hunt a lion instead.
00:17:48.000 If you're disappointed in me, that's understandable. 1.00
00:17:51.000 You should beat your wife. 0.99
00:17:52.000 I would be disappointed in you. 1.00
00:17:54.000 She already does. 1.00
00:17:55.000 A butch cannot smash a pumpkin in between her pussy, juicy thighs. 1.00
00:18:02.000 I'm sorry. 1.00
00:18:03.000 I tried.
00:18:05.000 And I failed. 1.00
00:18:08.000 Juicy, juicy thighs. 1.00
00:18:11.000 A real butch, a respectable butch, could crush that pumpkin. 1.00
00:18:22.000 Good one, sir. 0.87
00:18:23.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:18:26.000 That's a supportive wife, isn't it? 1.00
00:18:28.000 That's very supportive. 1.00
00:18:29.000 Not like that bitch with the football. 1.00
00:18:30.000 Do you have any idea how dangerous that is, Lucy, to do that? 1.00
00:18:33.000 Like, Charlie Brown could fall on his tail.