Louder with Crowder - 🔴 Texas Gerrymanders for Trump & Dems Freak: Racism or Good Politics? 2025-08-04 18:08

00:00:00.000 Old.

00:00:00.000 That's usually more like room temperature.

00:00:03.000 It makes me buke.

00:00:07.000 So, for those of you who've never played, you can play along with us.

00:00:09.000 We are going to run a clip, and then we have multiple choice answers as to what the next line is.

00:00:15.000 And you have the answers.

00:00:16.000 I have the answers.

00:00:17.000 All right.

00:00:17.000 Cold sweat with Charles Bronson, who just oozes masculinity.

00:00:21.000 Let's go to the first clip.

00:00:22.000 Am I wrong?

00:00:24.000 But are you later than usual?

00:00:26.000 All you girls seem to say the same thing. 0.94

00:00:28.000 Oh, well.

00:00:30.000 I thought you went to the harbour tonight, not out on the tomb.

00:00:34.000 But of course, two can play the same game.

00:00:38.000 five or six is even better more money Hold on a second.

00:00:49.000 Let's put that in.

00:00:50.000 He was far too invasive placing that money in there. 0.95

00:00:53.000 Sure, I could just put it in your outside pocket or put it in your hand, but I like brushing your tit. 0.85

00:00:59.000 That's not in the script either. 0.90

00:01:01.000 That was his wife.

00:01:02.000 That was his wife? 0.96

00:01:02.000 Real wife? 0.96

00:01:03.000 For 12 years.

00:01:04.000 Well, at the time?

00:01:05.000 With the missions I like to improvise.

00:01:08.000 Jill.

00:01:08.000 22 years, Marker.

00:01:09.000 All right.

00:01:09.000 Wow.

00:01:10.000 So, okay, it's how does Fabian the woman respond, right, to a man? 0.96

00:01:15.000 Right.

00:01:15.000 All right.

00:01:15.000 Give us the option.

00:01:16.000 They say, hey, you men think you could solve all the world's problems with more money.

00:01:20.000 Wait, should I read it as Bronson?

00:01:21.000 Let me see if I can.

00:01:23.000 No, it's her.

00:01:23.000 It's her saying it.

00:01:24.000 Oh, it's her?

00:01:24.000 Oh, okay.

00:01:25.000 Never mind then.

00:01:25.000 Oh, her.

00:01:26.000 Okay.

00:01:26.000 You do the lady.

00:01:27.000 I'll do the lady.

00:01:28.000 Is it B?

00:01:30.000 I always wanted to know what that felt like.

00:01:32.000 It tickles.

00:01:33.000 Or is it C?

00:01:34.000 Oh, I guess you could stay out as late as you like, Monomore.

00:01:38.000 Ooh.

00:01:39.000 All of those could be valid.

00:01:40.000 It's true. 0.84

00:01:42.000 I've got to imagine that in this case, because they really have to sell Charles Bronson as the pinnacle of virile sexuality, that B seems like something disgusting-looking guy. 0.65

00:01:53.000 No, he's not. 0.59

00:01:54.000 What?

00:01:55.000 No, he's not.

00:01:55.000 Yeah, he's not attractive.

00:01:57.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

00:01:57.000 Well, ladies loved him. 0.87

00:01:58.000 Ladies loved Charles Bronson.

00:02:00.000 Did they?

00:02:01.000 Oh, yeah.

00:02:01.000 My grandmother?

00:02:03.000 She'd just get very comfortable when Deathwish 4 came on television.

00:02:07.000 He just, he's not a. 0.62

00:02:08.000 TJ Khaled has sex, too, but you don't want to hear about it. 0.82

00:02:12.000 You mean that punk who just makes noise and scratches the record calls it a song? 1.00

00:02:18.000 Your kids wouldn't know music if it bit you in the ass. 1.00

00:02:23.000 Okay. 1.00

00:02:24.000 Plus, he's a towel head. 1.00

00:02:25.000 You weren't too kind to them back in my day.

00:02:28.000 You could call a.

00:02:29.000 Never mind. 1.00

00:02:30.000 They blow shit up, kid. 1.00

00:02:33.000 What do you think there, Gerald? 0.99

00:02:34.000 Give us your answer.

00:02:35.000 I mean, this.

00:02:39.000 I want to say it's either A or C. I've narrowed it down to those two, but I'm pretty sure this has got to turn in his favor because he is the chick magnet that you claim he is.

00:02:48.000 Yeah.

00:02:48.000 Well, otherwise that's sexual assault.

00:02:50.000 I'm going to go C. Oh, I guess you can stay out as late as you like.

00:02:53.000 I thought it was.

00:02:54.000 Okay.

00:02:54.000 All right.

00:02:54.000 Remember, I start with the champion's point on the field.

00:02:56.000 I also start with a champion's point.

00:02:57.000 Oh, Josh does because he beat you last night.

00:02:58.000 No, we tied.

00:02:59.000 We tied.

00:03:00.000 We both started with the championship.

00:03:01.000 Yeah, but you don't.

00:03:01.000 No, no, we tied, but to be the champion, you have to beat the champion.

00:03:04.000 It's not the champion point.

00:03:05.000 It's the champion's point.

00:03:06.000 No, no, it's a plural.

00:03:07.000 Apostrophe.

00:03:09.000 Does he lose a point or not?

00:03:10.000 Because this isn't fair if he doesn't.

00:03:12.000 Look, you can enjoy your kind of wordplay games in hell.

00:03:18.000 There you go. 0.95

00:03:19.000 How about that?

00:03:19.000 Cool.

00:03:20.000 Yeah, well, if hell's for champions, then I'll see you there because we're both champions.

00:03:23.000 Let me ask you: do you believe in apostrophes?

00:03:27.000 Because your head's going to be one when I split it.

00:03:30.000 Okay.

00:03:32.000 I'm going to go with A. I think she's going to be like, you know, kind of caddy. 0.83

00:03:37.000 He's going to have a line back.

00:03:38.000 He's going to say, you men think you can solve all the world's problems with more money.

00:03:41.000 And he's going to say something smart back.

00:03:43.000 Yeah, I actually think it was A. I would hope it's B, but, you know, in line with the sexual assault that was completely just permitted in the day, A would seem to be the most appropriate.

00:03:54.000 So I have champion's point.

00:03:55.000 Gerald says C, and Josh and I both say A, give us the answer, Tool Man.

00:03:59.000 All right, the answer is.

00:04:02.000 I always wanted to know what that touch is.

00:04:04.000 Oh! 0.60

00:04:08.000 Curveball.

00:04:09.000 Dang.

00:04:11.000 I thought that came from the mind of Devin.

00:04:12.000 I really did.

00:04:13.000 No, she got you guys.

00:04:15.000 She does, man.

00:04:16.000 It does.

00:04:17.000 It tickles.

00:04:22.000 No, it's my turn.

00:04:23.000 I can't believe that.

00:04:25.000 Wait till I get the feather duster in a parrot.

00:04:28.000 What? 1.00

00:04:28.000 It's also just a stupid line to be in a movie. 1.00

00:04:30.000 Oh. 0.99

00:04:31.000 I don't know what that feels.

00:04:32.000 No, the whole thing is I should have gone against.

00:04:33.000 Let's do it again.

00:04:34.000 That's right. 0.82

00:04:35.000 I'll tickle you all night long.

00:04:37.000 Oh, yes, he did.

00:04:38.000 By the time I'm done playing Tickle Monster, you'll be praying for the authorities.

00:04:42.000 She's like, oh, you.

00:04:43.000 Like, that's rape. 1.00

00:04:45.000 I'm not aware.

00:04:46.000 Like, that's.

00:04:47.000 That is.

00:04:47.000 Well, not if she's okay.

00:04:48.000 He reached into her shirt.

00:04:49.000 Unless they've established that she wants him to reach into her shirt.

00:04:53.000 That definitely would cross some lines.

00:04:55.000 Hold on.

00:04:56.000 It feels like they're in a bit of a relationship because she's calling him out for being out in the town.

00:05:00.000 Like, she wouldn't be able to do that if they were.

00:05:02.000 Yeah, but if they're in a relationship, she would have been tickled once before. 0.99

00:05:04.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:05.000 She always wondered what that felt like.

00:05:07.000 The tickle of money being put inside of her bra.

00:05:09.000 Maybe she's just never had the money part.

00:05:11.000 Hands?

00:05:12.000 Yes.

00:05:12.000 Money?

00:05:13.000 Maybe not.

00:05:13.000 Oh, all right.

00:05:14.000 I mean, I guess, but I don't think so.

00:05:16.000 I don't think so.

00:05:16.000 I think Gerald's reading too much into it.

00:05:18.000 I think we all got it wrong.

00:05:19.000 My day films were simple. 0.99

00:05:21.000 The guy gets the girl and he grabs her tits. 1.00

00:05:25.000 All right, let's go on to good movie lines. 0.99

00:05:28.000 Questions two.

00:05:29.000 Two questions.

00:05:31.000 There's a lot of ocean out there.

00:05:33.000 Which part do you want to try first?

00:05:35.000 and for the hill to their hearts and no funny business the tank i'm going to explain something to you as long as you're holding my wife i can't call the police and i can't do anything about you so put that thing away but if any harm should come to her Oh, yes. 0.99

00:05:56.000 I'll tickle your tits with a 20 television. 1.00

00:06:00.000 Is he speaking French? 1.00

00:06:02.000 This is a French guy.

00:06:03.000 They're in France. 1.00

00:06:04.000 Stop talking that faggot language. 1.00

00:06:09.000 All right. 1.00

00:06:10.000 All right, so these lines would be Bronson.

00:06:12.000 So all right.

00:06:14.000 What does Joe say next?

00:06:15.000 Okay.

00:06:15.000 A. I'll see to it that you end up at the bottom of this ocean.

00:06:20.000 B. I'll make sure you never see daylight again.

00:06:24.000 Or C. God help you.

00:06:27.000 God help you all.

00:06:30.000 All of those seem Bronson-y.

00:06:31.000 Yeah.

00:06:31.000 They all could be Bronson.

00:06:33.000 Well, it helps that you did the voice.

00:06:34.000 It does.

00:06:35.000 It makes it clear.

00:06:36.000 It actually doesn't help me at all.

00:06:39.000 So, what do you think, Josh?

00:06:41.000 Which one is it?

00:06:42.000 I'm going to go with A again because bottom of the ocean.

00:06:47.000 You're on the ocean.

00:06:48.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.000 It's aquatically themed.

00:06:50.000 I think, yeah, I think they were talking about it or maybe I'm wrong.

00:06:55.000 Yeah, I think A. He said, if you touch, if you touch her, so help.

00:06:59.000 He said, so help me, right?

00:07:00.000 That's how he ended it?

00:07:01.000 Something like that.

00:07:01.000 What do you think there, Gerald?

00:07:03.000 So you say A. Clue, but C. C sounds more fun to me. 0.95

00:07:06.000 God help you.

00:07:08.000 God help you all.

00:07:10.000 Because he's threatening a lot of people, not just one.

00:07:12.000 That's what I was thinking.

00:07:13.000 Maybe his judgment will be on all French people who one can hope. 1.00

00:07:17.000 Yeah, that's what I was thinking, too.

00:07:19.000 Now I'm actually rooting for the terrorists so that we can unleash Bronson on the French in general. 1.00

00:07:24.000 Yeah, no, that's what I'm hoping, too.

00:07:25.000 So I'm just hoping he reaches in and like gets a bunch of jellyfish and like, enjoy your lunch.

00:07:30.000 Something like that.

00:07:31.000 Like, I don't even know what he was doing.

00:07:33.000 He just took jellyfish and he said, enjoy lunch.

00:07:35.000 Do people hear you, Jellyfish?

00:07:37.000 It makes no sense. 1.00

00:07:38.000 Escar, go to hell. 1.00

00:07:39.000 That was good. 1.00

00:07:47.000 Cut off his head and throw me. 1.00

00:07:48.000 He's like, I like my seafood robe. 1.00

00:07:52.000 What? 0.99

00:07:53.000 S car go to hell. 0.99

00:07:54.000 That's great. 0.99

00:07:55.000 That's perfect.

00:07:57.000 I'm going to go with Gerald, and I think it's C. I like covering it too.

00:08:01.000 I do think it's C. That's what I was hoping.

00:08:02.000 And I'm really hoping that's.

00:08:03.000 May God help you all.

00:08:05.000 Let's go.

00:08:06.000 All right.

00:08:07.000 Answer is.

00:08:08.000 God help you.

00:08:10.000 God help you all. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Kill his wife. 1.00

00:08:15.000 Dang. 1.00

00:08:16.000 I want to see the rest.

00:08:21.000 We can end the mime problem right now.

00:08:23.000 What if the French guy was just like, she's already dead? 0.85

00:08:25.000 May we what?

00:08:27.000 We kimmed out already.

00:08:28.000 Yes, I thought you didn't do.

00:08:31.000 The other guy didn't tell you.

00:08:34.000 I was wondering why you're still helping us.

00:08:38.000 I have the gun.

00:08:40.000 Back when it was just simple.

00:08:41.000 You know, you need to give just enough motivation to watch Charles Bronson kill people in creative ways.

00:08:46.000 It's like final death to Bronson.

00:08:49.000 There you go.

00:08:50.000 All right.

00:08:50.000 Number three, bad movie line.

00:08:52.000 Number three.

00:08:53.000 Rusted he had some unfinished business there with that friend.

00:08:57.000 That's been taken care of.

00:08:59.000 Did he kill him?

00:09:00.000 Not yet. 0.98

00:09:01.000 But he will.

00:09:02.000 That seems to be the general idea.

00:09:05.000 Seen a man killed.

00:09:07.000 I have never seen a man.

00:09:08.000 How does Joe respond? 1.00

00:09:09.000 Shut up, you hippie bitch. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Yeah, pretty much. 1.00

00:09:11.000 Just throws her out of the car. 1.00

00:09:13.000 Okay, how does Joe respond?

00:09:14.000 Okay, it's small room.

00:09:15.000 Hey, that's a good thing.

00:09:17.000 A pretty girl like you shouldn't worry about things like that. 0.99

00:09:22.000 B. Mandum.

00:09:26.000 That's what we call product placement. 1.00

00:09:30.000 C. Ha, it's a barrel of laughs.

00:09:33.000 Oof.

00:09:34.000 Oof.

00:09:35.000 How funny would it be if you just went in work in mandam?

00:09:39.000 Like they couldn't pay him enough, so they're like, I'll let you plug mandum.

00:09:43.000 I'm tempted to say B because of that reason.

00:09:46.000 It would be a trick question.

00:09:48.000 It feels like they're.

00:09:49.000 No, they can't.

00:09:50.000 They can't have put mandum in there.

00:09:52.000 I don't think so.

00:09:52.000 If it is, that's the entire reason this film was picked.

00:09:55.000 It's true.

00:09:56.000 And they wrote it backwards.

00:09:57.000 I think that might be it.

00:09:59.000 You think it's B?

00:10:00.000 What do you go with?

00:10:01.000 I think you should go with your gut, Josh.

00:10:03.000 I'm going to go with my gut.

00:10:04.000 I think it's mandum.

00:10:05.000 Okay, you think it's mandum?

00:10:06.000 Yeah, it's not.

00:10:07.000 All right.

00:10:07.000 No, it's A. I'm going to go with A. You're going to go with A?

00:10:09.000 Yeah, I'm sticking with A. I've been A every answer.

00:10:11.000 I'm sticking with A again.

00:10:12.000 Okay.

00:10:12.000 He's sticking with A?

00:10:14.000 Gerald, what do you think?

00:10:15.000 I think the barrel of laughs thing is more his sarcastic style.

00:10:21.000 I don't know.

00:10:22.000 Yeah, but I want it to be B. Okay, so you pick B and I pick C. No, no, you pick B. So Gerald picked B because he wants it to be B. And you know what?

00:10:30.000 The heart wants what it wants.

00:10:31.000 We're not one to judge.

00:10:32.000 So Josh says A, Gerald says B, and I say C. Let's see who won this three-way split.

00:10:40.000 It's a barrel of laughs.

00:10:42.000 Oh! 0.60

00:10:43.000 I win again!

00:10:46.000 Not like those barrel of monkeys you find on the south side of town.

00:10:50.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:10:52.000 They come with barrels?

00:10:56.000 That's how they live.

00:11:02.000 They walk down Malcolm X Boulevard. 1.00

00:11:04.000 They see that dirty old bullock doesn't take a shit. 1.00

00:11:09.000 You gotta stand up to him. 1.00

00:11:10.000 It's the only language they understand.

00:11:13.000 All right.

00:11:13.000 See, it's exactly what he would say.

00:11:15.000 That's exactly what he would say.

00:11:16.000 Yeah.

00:11:17.000 I got that one right.

00:11:18.000 Don't try to throw me into the mandum.

00:11:20.000 I'm three.

00:11:22.000 I'm three because at a champions point, you have two?

00:11:24.000 Two.

00:11:24.000 No, you don't.

00:11:25.000 You got B. I did not.

00:11:26.000 You picked B, right?

00:11:27.000 You heard him.

00:11:27.000 I heard him say B. So he said C. Sorry, you got chattel.

00:11:29.000 You changed his name to Gerald B. Morgan.

00:11:31.000 I didn't want chat.

00:11:32.000 Did I?

00:11:32.000 Gerald, you don't want me to do what chat's asking me to do.

00:11:35.000 Yeah, you don't want.

00:11:35.000 They're going to ask you to admonish me with a bad thing.

00:11:37.000 You don't want that kind of shit. 0.99

00:11:38.000 They already asked me multiple times. 1.00

00:11:40.000 Was that three or four?

00:11:41.000 And I've got one.

00:11:42.000 That is three.

00:11:44.000 We got two more.

00:11:44.000 All right.

00:11:45.000 I've got one champion's point.

00:11:46.000 You got one champion's point.

00:11:46.000 That's true.

00:11:47.000 So three.

00:11:47.000 Wait, now you have one.

00:11:48.000 You have a chance.

00:11:49.000 Three, one, one.

00:11:50.000 Let's go to number four.

00:11:51.000 Number four.

00:11:52.000 I know what's a wound in the gut.

00:11:54.000 But do you know how many pants blood a man is?

00:11:57.000 He has ten pants.

00:11:59.000 And mine's pumping out slowly but steadily at an estimated rate of four pants per hour.

00:12:06.000 Therefore, in another hour, I shall lose consciousness and finally check out. 1.00

00:12:10.000 Shoot him in the face. 1.00

00:12:11.000 and your wondrous stupidity stand there and suggest i wait until late tonight Maybe I'm stupid. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Yes. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:12:25.000 I feel like the pesticide just Charles Bronson just blows him away and goes like, you're at a pint.

00:12:30.000 Yeah.

00:12:30.000 Something like that.

00:12:32.000 You've seen your last pint.

00:12:33.000 Yeah.

00:12:34.000 You've had your last pint, you punk.

00:12:37.000 All right.

00:12:38.000 So this is the French guy.

00:12:39.000 Okay.

00:12:40.000 What does Katanga say next?

00:12:41.000 Yes.

00:12:41.000 Okay.

00:12:42.000 Is it A, stupid enough to be the man holding a gun? 1.00

00:12:45.000 Okay. 1.00

00:12:45.000 Is it B, stupid enough to know we should kill these and cut out now? 1.00

00:12:49.000 Or is it C, but you are the one with a bullet in your belly. 1.00

00:12:53.000 Ooh. 1.00

00:12:54.000 Oof.

00:12:55.000 Oof.

00:12:56.000 Any of these could work.

00:12:58.000 It's so hard.

00:13:02.000 I think I'm going to say, I'm just going to say C because it's different from the other two.

00:13:06.000 And you know what?

00:13:07.000 This is an act of mercy where I'm going first.

00:13:10.000 Or fairness, but whatever.

00:13:12.000 I'm going to go with.

00:13:14.000 I'm going to go with A because I think he's going to be like, ha, well, I have the gun, and it's completely irrelevant to the guy's point.

00:13:21.000 Yeah, that's true. 1.00

00:13:22.000 French people are often quite dumb. 1.00

00:13:24.000 What do you think, Josh? 1.00

00:13:26.000 Hmm.

00:13:29.000 The French accent makes me think it's either one or two, A or B. You're going to lose anyway, so hurry up. 1.00

00:13:36.000 He's so cocky.

00:13:37.000 How dare you speak to a champion in that manner?

00:13:43.000 I don't want to pick the same thing as Gerald.

00:13:46.000 That's fair.

00:13:47.000 That's fair. 1.00

00:13:47.000 So stupid enough to know we should kill these what? 1.00

00:13:51.000 I almost thought that was like a swear word they were replacing. 1.00

00:13:54.000 It's like that's like written like when a rap song has the N-word in it.

00:13:56.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 Yeah.

00:13:58.000 It is the N-word.

00:14:00.000 I'm going to go with.

00:14:02.000 I'm going to go with A. You're going to go with A?

00:14:03.000 I'm going to go with A. I know Gerald said, but I'm going to go with A because I think that's right. 0.95

00:14:06.000 You two go A and I go C. Let's see what the filthy Frenchman says. 1.00

00:14:11.000 Stupid enough to know we should kill these. 1.00

00:14:16.000 They knew it. 1.00

00:14:17.000 Wow.

00:14:19.000 That makes no sense.

00:14:20.000 He's what?

00:14:20.000 Actually, it's hilarious to me because it's almost like he read the script action.

00:14:25.000 Yes.

00:14:26.000 Like, it's like they were supposed to cause for dramatic effect.

00:14:30.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:32.000 That's because I look at the camera.

00:14:35.000 Zoom. 0.99

00:14:36.000 Don't like blacks. 1.00

00:14:41.000 You mean Charles Bronson doesn't? 0.98

00:14:46.000 You guys heard me say B, right?

00:14:48.000 Right.

00:14:49.000 She was like a carpet. 0.99

00:14:51.000 Listen, your hatred for me actually drove you in the correct direction.

00:14:56.000 So you should have just gone with it.

00:14:58.000 I should have gone with my gut.

00:15:03.000 Question.

00:15:05.000 All right, last one.

00:15:09.000 Ah, monsieur, is this your car?

00:15:12.000 No, but I'd like to talk to you about something else.

00:15:15.000 No, not before.

00:15:15.000 Mandumaniac who drove this car.

00:15:18.000 Because if it's the last thing I need, I'm going to see that he gets six months.

00:15:23.000 Six months?

00:15:24.000 Yes.

00:15:25.000 Six months.

00:15:27.000 Six months.

00:15:31.000 All right.

00:15:31.000 What do they all say?

00:15:33.000 All right.

00:15:34.000 Together, is it A, I'm hungry.

00:15:36.000 Is it B, happy Bastille Day?

00:15:39.000 Or is it C, good luck finding him?

00:15:43.000 Policy.

00:15:44.000 No way he's saying a French word.

00:15:47.000 Not a chance.

00:15:48.000 I don't know.

00:15:48.000 I feel like they want to make him seem like suave.

00:15:51.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:52.000 But he doesn't have to say that.

00:15:52.000 Well, they all say it.

00:15:53.000 Yeah, they all say it.

00:15:54.000 Everybody's saying it.

00:15:55.000 Yeah.

00:15:56.000 I'm agree.

00:15:56.000 I'm hungry.

00:15:58.000 Yeah.

00:15:58.000 Who's hungry?

00:16:00.000 We know Josh.

00:16:01.000 Yeah.

00:16:05.000 Wow.

00:16:07.000 I'm also going to go with answer A. Look on CNN.

00:16:11.000 This is what I'm cooking.

00:16:13.000 Not party guy.

00:16:13.000 Right.

00:16:14.000 You're in CNN right now.

00:16:15.000 I don't know why you're not cutting to CNN.

00:16:18.000 That's the problem with America today.

00:16:20.000 Oh, boy.

00:16:20.000 Haircuts.

00:16:21.000 Hey, you aren't.

00:16:21.000 Bad haircuts.

00:16:22.000 You know, we used to have respectable haircuts. 1.00

00:16:27.000 And now his looks like the leaning tower of asshole. 1.00

00:16:32.000 Looks like a pencil eraser. 1.00

00:16:34.000 That's right.

00:16:35.000 I'd like to erase him.

00:16:39.000 Unfortunately, the good lord wrote him in pen.

00:16:42.000 It's the top of a chocolate cupcake.

00:16:46.000 Again, I'm hungry.

00:16:49.000 Sorry, what's hot?

00:16:50.000 What's the answer?

00:16:51.000 Sorry, no, no, no.

00:16:52.000 You picked, I'm hungry.

00:16:54.000 I'm hungry.

00:16:55.000 You haven't either.

00:16:55.000 I don't think.

00:16:56.000 Well, because I went first last time.

00:16:57.000 That's only fair.

00:16:57.000 No, no, no.

00:16:58.000 That's fair.

00:16:58.000 You're right.

00:16:58.000 I'm just saying we haven't.

00:17:02.000 C, I guess.

00:17:03.000 I don't know.

00:17:05.000 What's Bastille Day again?

00:17:07.000 Is that a French thing?

00:17:08.000 Yeah.

00:17:09.000 Is it a French thing?

00:17:10.000 It's like they're independent.

00:17:11.000 Kind of.

00:17:11.000 It's their biggest, I think.

00:17:13.000 I'm going to go with B because that seems like something like, they can't get this shit together with the French. 1.00

00:17:18.000 Happy Bastille Day, you folks. 0.99

00:17:20.000 That's what I feel like you would do.

00:17:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:21.000 So you say C, you say A, I say B. It's a foregone conclusion that I win, but let's go with the answer.

00:17:28.000 No, you can't.

00:17:28.000 All right, answer is.

00:17:30.000 Hold on, Nick.

00:17:31.000 Come on, C. It's not C. I'm hungry.

00:17:37.000 I'm hungry.

00:17:38.000 And I'm hungry. 1.00

00:17:39.000 What a dumb movie. 1.00

00:17:45.000 And roll credit. 1.00

00:17:48.000 You know what I'm in the mood for? 0.91

00:17:49.000 Dollar bills topped with titties.

00:17:51.000 This has been Ben Movie Life. 0.57

00:17:52.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:17:54.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:18:04.000 I always think that's Pops Crowder at the end there.

00:18:06.000 We call that a hot tit Sunday. 0.58

00:18:08.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:18:11.000 I don't know.

00:18:11.000 That was such a hand.

00:18:12.000 Oh, wait, no, sorry.

00:18:13.000 I can't believe this.

00:18:14.000 A titroof Sunday.

00:18:15.000 It used to be Tin Roof Sunday when they put peanuts on it.

00:18:18.000 I don't know what that means either, but whatever. 0.98

00:18:20.000 He likes the boobs. 1.00

00:18:21.000 He likes the boobs because he fondles them with the money. 1.00

00:18:23.000 All right, well, okay. 0.99

00:18:24.000 He could have just like gently slid it in, but he's like, Is that Captain Ireland's?

00:18:29.000 No, it's not.

00:18:29.000 It's not.

00:18:30.000 Ireland's just such a weird last name that I just was like.

00:18:32.000 It's not that weird of a last name.

00:18:34.000 It's a whole country.

00:18:35.000 It's a whole country of people.

00:18:36.000 How many people are named Joe America?

00:18:39.000 Well, no, people don't, but Ireland is quite common.

00:18:41.000 How many people are named American?

00:18:43.000 It's not America. 0.65

00:18:44.000 It's United States of America. 0.97

00:18:45.000 And that would be a silly name. 0.99

00:18:46.000 That would be a silly name. 0.96

00:18:47.000 Okay, how about Francois France? 0.92

00:18:49.000 There's lots of people named German.

00:18:51.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:18:53.000 R?

00:18:53.000 Yeah.

00:18:54.000 People named German.

00:18:55.000 Yeah, there's baseball players, but first name's German.

00:18:57.000 Yep, I knew.

00:18:58.000 I'm talking about last names.

00:18:59.000 I said Ireland is a weird last name.

00:19:01.000 I knew old Bobby's.

00:19:02.000 Kyrgyzstan.

00:19:03.000 It is rare.

00:19:04.000 It's true.

00:19:04.000 I am right.

00:19:05.000 Bobby Kyrgyzstan.

00:19:06.000 There's Black China. 1.00

00:19:07.000 There's Black China. 1.00

00:19:08.000 There is that.

00:19:09.000 There's also just China.

00:19:10.000 Yeah.

00:19:10.000 Just China.

00:19:11.000 There's the non-black China. 1.00

00:19:12.000 Yeah.

00:19:13.000 Which is, you know, China.

00:19:14.000 Yeah, it was just China.

00:19:14.000 It was just the lady.

00:19:16.000 Right.

00:19:17.000 Rest in peace.

00:19:19.000 There's also Johnny Netherlands.

00:19:21.000 Yep, there's Johnny Netherlands.

00:19:22.000 Yep.

00:19:23.000 That's not true.

00:19:23.000 Yes, there is.

00:19:26.000 There's Joey Seymour.

00:19:27.000 He's a weird guy.

00:19:28.000 Stop it.

00:19:29.000 There's Harold Republic of Congo. 0.82

00:19:33.000 Of course.

00:19:34.000 Happy Harold.

00:19:36.000 A new country.

00:19:37.000 Oh, man.

00:19:37.000 Actually, he's doing stand-up now.

00:19:39.000 He's got a solid five-minute.

00:19:40.000 He's got a tight five.

00:19:42.000 Good for him.

00:19:42.000 I'm glad to hear that.

00:19:44.000 There it is. 1.00

00:19:47.000 What on God's Green Earth was that shit? 1.00

00:19:51.000 Don't you remember that singer, Ali United Emirates? 1.00

00:19:53.000 Yes.

00:19:53.000 Yes, I do.

00:19:54.000 I do.

00:19:55.000 Or Mr. Niger?

00:19:56.000 Yes, I. Whoa.

00:19:58.000 Harold.

00:19:59.000 Niger. 0.91

00:20:00.000 It's a country.

00:20:00.000 Be careful how you pronounce it.

00:20:02.000 Old Bobby Turkey.

00:20:03.000 Niger? 0.99

00:20:05.000 Is that better or worse?

00:20:06.000 No, you just made us all horribly uncomfortable.

00:20:08.000 Well, you picked largely.

00:20:12.000 Are you not DOJ?

00:20:14.000 They've been begging for one more.

00:20:17.000 I did not like that.

00:20:18.000 I actually just got a text from my friend Anthony Chile.

00:20:20.000 He said he was offended.

00:20:21.000 I guarantee you in chat, old Stan Cameroon is upset.

00:20:25.000 Let's grab.

00:20:26.000 Don't even ask what he's Brazil's.

00:20:28.000 No, I don't even want to.

00:20:29.000 I don't even want to go.

00:20:30.000 Would you like to read a quote from Donald Trump?

00:20:33.000 A truth.

00:20:33.000 Can you do a truth?

00:20:34.000 I mean, I know that means you want me to.

00:20:36.000 It's exactly what I'm saying.

00:20:36.000 All right, okay.

00:20:37.000 This is basically saying, hey, can you do that?

00:20:40.000 Try to be nice about it, you know.

00:20:41.000 And go.

00:20:43.000 Oh, it's a little.

00:20:44.000 Can you zoom in?

00:20:45.000 I can't really see it on that screen.

00:20:47.000 All right, hold on a second.

00:20:48.000 I was about to.

00:20:48.000 Sidney Sweeney.

00:20:49.000 No, that's a Charles Bronson rose.

00:20:52.000 All right.

00:20:53.000 Sidney Sweeney, a registered Republican, has the hottest all caps ad out there.

00:20:59.000 It's for American Eagle.

00:21:01.000 And the jeans are, quote, flying off the shelves.

00:21:04.000 Who's he quote?

00:21:05.000 Unquote.

00:21:06.000 Me.

00:21:09.000 Go get him, Sidney.

00:21:11.000 Also, Gerald never heard of someone with a name that's geographically based.

00:21:15.000 I guess he never heard of Sidney Sweeney.

00:21:18.000 He said laughed.

00:21:19.000 Her sister, Melbourne. 1.00

00:21:20.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:21:23.000 On the other side of the ledger, Jaguar did a stupid and seriously woke advertisement. 1.00

00:21:29.000 That's what it was. 1.00

00:21:30.000 It was a total disaster.

00:21:32.000 The CEO just resigned in disgrace, and the company is in absolute turmoil.

00:21:37.000 Who wants to buy a Jaguar after looking at that disgraceful, disgraceful ad?

00:21:43.000 Franks.

00:21:46.000 Shouldn't they have learned a lesson from Bud Light, Bud Light?

00:21:51.000 We all remember Bud Light, which went woke and essentially destroyed in a short campaign the company.

00:21:59.000 The market cap destruction has been unprecedented with millions, sorry, billions of dollars so foolishly lost.

00:22:07.000 And that's foolishly.

00:22:10.000 Or just look at the woke singer Taylor Swift.

00:22:14.000 He's back on this.

00:22:17.000 Look at the woke singer, Taylor Swift.

00:22:19.000 I'm reading this in real time with you guys.

00:22:21.000 Ever since I alerted the world as to what she was by saying on truth that I can't stand her, hate.

00:22:31.000 Why did he have to interpret himself?

00:22:33.000 She was booed out of the Super Bowl and the honeymoon suite by Kelsey. 1.00

00:22:39.000 And became no.

00:22:43.000 It became no longer hot.

00:22:47.000 And I have that power to make women no longer hot. 1.00

00:22:51.000 Folks, the tide has seriously turned. 1.00

00:22:54.000 Bang woke is for losers. 0.99

00:22:56.000 Being Republican is what you want to be. 0.99

00:22:59.000 Thank you for your attention to this matter.

00:23:02.000 Was it 9.30 this morning, I think?

00:23:06.000 Came out swinging.

00:23:07.000 That is funny.

00:23:08.000 Thank you for your attention to this matter on some gossip is hilarious.

00:23:13.000 So funny.

00:23:15.000 That's gossip.

00:23:16.000 That's hot goss. 1.00

00:23:19.000 Ever since I pointed out that Taylor Swift is a pancake ass. 1.00

00:23:24.000 Everyone said, you're right. 1.00

00:23:26.000 I've never seen an ass so much like a pancake. 1.00

00:23:30.000 Whoa. 1.00

00:23:31.000 Whoa.

00:23:32.000 So let's grab some, let's grab some chats.

00:23:35.000 All right.

00:23:36.000 That's fun.

00:23:36.000 Let's see.

00:23:37.000 First chat from Ninja Ninja Man 2, I guess?

00:23:41.000 Whatever.

00:23:41.000 What is your take on the news about Visa and MasterCard trying to control what can be sold online currently in regards to video games?

00:23:48.000 Thank you for service, Josh.

00:23:49.000 I don't know much about it beyond the sort of video game controversy.

00:23:54.000 Has it extended?

00:23:55.000 Guns?

00:23:55.000 I think at one time there was some conversation.

00:23:57.000 That was a while ago.

00:23:58.000 Yeah, it was a while ago.

00:23:59.000 Is there something new?

00:24:00.000 Because they didn't follow through with it.

00:24:02.000 I think somebody shared an article.

00:24:03.000 It looks like the Visa MasterCard is going after Steam and getting them to take games off the marketplace, the digital marketplace.

00:24:11.000 So the games they think are too violent and that kind of stuff.

00:24:15.000 It's so funny because remember back then it was like it was the left where they were the ones who were like, just let us do Nukem and stuff.

00:24:21.000 And it was like sort of Christians were like, oh, I hope my parents don't see me playing, whatever it was. 1.00

00:24:24.000 Doom or stuff like that.

00:24:25.000 Now, they don't.

00:24:27.000 They're a good Christian game. 0.97

00:24:28.000 Yeah, you're killing demons. 1.00

00:24:29.000 You're sending them back to hell. 1.00

00:24:30.000 How more awesome could it be? 0.94

00:24:32.000 So, yeah, I don't.

00:24:35.000 I know they were talking about the gun thing.

00:24:36.000 I know that I've actually purchased firearm.

00:24:38.000 If I didn't purchase a firearm outright using either Visa or MasterCard, I definitely did purchase accessories.

00:24:44.000 So it didn't really go through.

00:24:45.000 But make no mistake.

00:24:46.000 Like I've said before, these companies, it's not like they're in alignment with you just because they have to tiptoe just because they understand what popular opinion is at this point.

00:24:54.000 They will throw you under the bus.

00:24:56.000 They will pull the rug out from under you as soon as they think would make them an extra half a point profit that quarter. 0.99

00:25:03.000 I think, and that's a perfect example of where libertarians would be foolish. 0.76

00:25:07.000 Of course, the government should step in and say you cannot do that. 0.90

00:25:10.000 You cannot do that as a company.

00:25:12.000 You cannot dictate what the free market has determined is to be sold and purchased.

00:25:17.000 Especially when they control so much of the market.

00:25:18.000 No, exactly.

00:25:19.000 Yeah, so this is a big problem.

00:25:21.000 And I think people don't realize.

00:25:23.000 We've actually dealt with this.

00:25:25.000 Terms and conditions of providers.

00:25:27.000 So you don't look at Visa and MasterCard as a provider of anything.

00:25:29.000 Really, they're an intermediary.

00:25:30.000 They make sure the exchange happens.

00:25:32.000 The same thing can be said about Amazon and some of their services that you basically, I'm just hosting a website on this.

00:25:38.000 You're supposed to be neutral.

00:25:39.000 And they have a terms of service.

00:25:40.000 And I can't remember who it was.

00:25:42.000 Oh, I think it was BlackRock.

00:25:43.000 I think they tried to get Amazon to take us down because we had that undercover, the exclusive undercover story cover about the BlackRock person.

00:25:51.000 So what is happening right now is people are worried that debanking, like happened to Kanye and other people, is going to happen with Visa and MasterCard.

00:25:59.000 If Visa and MasterCard shut you down, you're basically done from them, obviously.

00:26:04.000 They can handle that debt, bro.

00:26:05.000 No, they can shut you down from being able to make purchases on these sites because they say it.

00:26:09.000 So instead of the government doing it, now you can actually have Donald Trump in power, but somebody working behind the scenes at Visa and MasterCard to keep firearm sales or video games or whatever it may be.

00:26:19.000 So this does lean into the reason that Rumblecoin, Rumble wallet, is going to be a thing and that people are going away from these kinds of things because Stripe does it to creators all the time.

00:26:29.000 They won't let you do Stripe.

00:26:30.000 I don't think Alex Jones is a lot of people.

00:26:31.000 I mean, it's different, but Shopify did it with the same thing.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, it's just that same kind of thing, right?

00:26:35.000 So these companies that are supposed to just provide a service and be kind of neutral arbiters are not.

00:26:39.000 They're actually weighing into this.

00:26:40.000 And so it's a good idea to get out ahead of this, but we'll see what happens with Visa and MasterCard.

00:26:44.000 Who knows if they're actually going to do anything?

00:26:46.000 Yeah.

00:26:46.000 If they do, it's a problem.

00:26:47.000 There should be a law against it.

00:26:48.000 Yeah, there should be serious ramifications.

00:26:50.000 Yes.

00:26:50.000 Because you're not.

00:26:51.000 Look, if someone is not breaking the law, you don't have the right to tell them what they can and cannot purchase.

00:26:58.000 This is part of the agreement in a free, and this is the problem.

00:27:01.000 It's no longer a free market economy.

00:27:03.000 If people who, by the way, many of these companies, I don't know exactly under which sort of corporate umbrella they are, but no doubt have benefited from government policies, no doubt have benefited from some kinds of bailouts.

00:27:14.000 Certainly banks.

00:27:14.000 And I think it's wrong for Chase to do it too, by the way.

00:27:17.000 I think it's wrong for banks to do it.

00:27:18.000 If they are receiving taxpayer dollars, yeah, Google.

00:27:20.000 Well, the thing is it also, then Google can do it, and then Google can go to Visa or MasterCard and say, hey, by the way, if you still do business with these people, that's going to be a problem and you're going to get less favorable terms.

00:27:31.000 That's what Diageo tried to do with Rumble at large.

00:27:33.000 Exactly.

00:27:33.000 The language is there.

00:27:34.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.000 Yeah.

00:27:35.000 So it is a real problem.

00:27:36.000 And I don't know what regulations are in place, but if they are not enough, they need to be strengthened, undergirded.

00:27:43.000 And this is why I'm not a libertarian at all.

00:27:46.000 I used to have more libertarian leanings when I was younger until I realized, of course, it doesn't work.

00:27:50.000 Because again, you can't stand up to, and it is true, the left is authoritarian.

00:27:54.000 You can't stand up to that with effectively nothing and say, well, just let people make their own decisions and the market will win out.

00:28:00.000 Well, it doesn't once authoritarians, once those people have actually attained any kind of power.

00:28:05.000 It just doesn't because you no longer are able to make decisions as a consumer.

00:28:10.000 Supply, demand, all of that ends up being disrupted.

00:28:13.000 Look, if people want to purchase a video game, let's say it's the most popular video game out there.

00:28:18.000 And people go, great.

00:28:19.000 They want to play it.

00:28:20.000 And they're not able to play it because of Visa or MasterCard.

00:28:22.000 And that's because of something ideologically motivated.

00:28:25.000 It's wrong and they shouldn't be allowed to continue conducting business in the United States.

00:28:28.000 That's my opinion.

00:28:29.000 I love that commercial, though.

00:28:31.000 The MasterCard commercial? 1.00

00:28:33.000 Gay porn, $25. 0.99

00:28:35.000 Donation of Black Lives Matter, $150. 1.00

00:28:39.000 Gun game.

00:28:41.000 Transaction declined.

00:28:42.000 Prediction decline.

00:28:44.000 Is that MasterCard or Visa?

00:28:45.000 For everything else.

00:28:46.000 That's right.

00:28:46.000 I think it's MasterCard.

00:28:47.000 It was a very good thing.

00:28:47.000 Priceless.

00:28:48.000 Priceless.

00:28:48.000 Yeah.

00:28:48.000 There's MasterCard.

00:28:50.000 Losing your First Amendment rights.

00:28:51.000 Priceless.

00:28:52.000 Priceless.

00:28:54.000 Well, maybe it's time for Diners Club to make a comeback.

00:28:56.000 Yeah, no kidding.

00:28:56.000 Is that still around?

00:28:58.000 I don't think so.

00:28:59.000 Maybe.

00:29:00.000 I think that you're like blasts from the past.

00:29:02.000 Like you woke up and you're like, oh, yeah, Margaret Thatcher's hot.

00:29:06.000 Me?

00:29:07.000 Yeah.

00:29:08.000 Why?

00:29:08.000 What have I done to them?

00:29:10.000 I don't know.

00:29:10.000 The mandum stuff.

00:29:12.000 That's a little bit old school.

00:29:14.000 We were watching a Charles Brunson.

00:29:15.000 All right, fine.

00:29:20.000 The member's jacket's still cool.

00:29:21.000 You better be working here with me.

00:29:22.000 You invited me.

00:29:24.000 I think it's a matter of fact, when you look at MasterCard.

00:29:27.000 You invited me to lunch at Bennigan's last week.

00:29:30.000 I didn't know.

00:29:30.000 They reopened, but they closed the gap.

00:29:32.000 You had to explain.

00:29:33.000 You had to explain to me what Bennig is.

00:29:34.000 Is this a real thing?

00:29:36.000 Did this actually happen?

00:29:36.000 Because I thought he was just trolling you just now.

00:29:38.000 No, I was just kidding around.

00:29:39.000 Well, see, Gerald still woke up on the same side of the book.

00:29:41.000 We did the unfunny one.

00:29:42.000 The gullible.

00:29:43.000 Steven Crowder comedian, Josh Firesign comedian.

00:29:45.000 Sometimes we say things.

00:29:46.000 Sometimes we like to have a laugh.

00:29:48.000 I will say I went to Chili.

00:29:50.000 I went to Chili's for the first time because I'd read that they're actually pretty good.

00:29:52.000 And I went and I was waiting with the family.

00:29:56.000 Yeah, and there were three empty booths.

00:29:59.000 And then there was a booth that was leaving.

00:30:01.000 And I just said, I said, hey, can we wait for it?

00:30:03.000 I said, hey, can we sit at that booth?

00:30:04.000 So here's people sitting just the next booth over.

00:30:07.000 They go, no, we have to clean the table first.

00:30:09.000 They go, well, it's clean.

00:30:10.000 They go, well, that section's not open.

00:30:12.000 So we have to wait for those people to leave and we'll clean the table.

00:30:14.000 I said, look, I don't want to put you out.

00:30:16.000 But do you think it would be okay if you guys just served us 18 inches over?

00:30:22.000 It makes sense, actually.

00:30:24.000 One table over?

00:30:25.000 It does.

00:30:26.000 Okay.

00:30:26.000 All right.

00:30:26.000 Here's Gerald Defender.

00:30:29.000 I'm sorry.

00:30:29.000 This is where he just doesn't realize.

00:30:31.000 Like, just you could just take the winner. 0.98

00:30:32.000 It's like, yeah, that's ridiculous. 0.97

00:30:33.000 What? 0.95

00:30:34.000 Literally the table next to the people.

00:30:35.000 They're like, no, no, that section's closed.

00:30:37.000 And the restaurant wasn't even full.

00:30:38.000 It's like angering you.

00:30:40.000 Well, it's like it's like on an airplane.

00:30:41.000 You know, if you sit at that table, then the weight is off.

00:30:46.000 Yeah.

00:30:46.000 And then the whole building is going to collapse.

00:30:48.000 Right.

00:30:48.000 If I let you sit 18 inches over, then I'd have to let everyone sit at these available tables.

00:30:54.000 Well, that's almost like it would mean better business for you.

00:30:58.000 So anyway, Berger was fine.

00:31:00.000 It wasn't all that bad.

00:31:00.000 Let's grab the next chat.

00:31:01.000 Do they still have like chips and salsa?

00:31:02.000 Or do you have to order that?

00:31:03.000 It's like the three for whatever pick three.

00:31:05.000 Yeah.

00:31:05.000 Something like that.

00:31:06.000 Yeah.

00:31:06.000 They've limited their people told me it was decent.

00:31:09.000 It's always a little salty, but it's good.

00:31:10.000 Okay.

00:31:11.000 That was good.

00:31:11.000 That's where you told me not to be a...

00:31:13.000 My little one started playing games on the computer, and I had no idea that it charges by the minute.

00:31:17.000 Oh, jeez.

00:31:18.000 I was like, $18?

00:31:19.000 How did this happen?

00:31:20.000 $18?

00:31:20.000 No, the guy wiped it.

00:31:22.000 He was nice.

00:31:23.000 I was like, I had no idea.

00:31:24.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, I get it.

00:31:25.000 He just took care of it.

00:31:26.000 So it was nice.

00:31:26.000 Okay.

00:31:26.000 You just got to hide those things.

00:31:28.000 Yeah, I know.

00:31:29.000 That's why I like Cracker Barrel.

00:31:30.000 They have the little pegs.

00:31:31.000 Whoa.

00:31:32.000 Do they?

00:31:33.000 Yeah, the little triangle game with the pegs.

00:31:35.000 They're tees.

00:31:36.000 Are they tees or pegs on this one?

00:31:38.000 Gerald, with you, everything's pegs.

00:31:41.000 They're golf tees.

00:31:41.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:31:42.000 Yeah, golf tees.

00:31:43.000 Yay.

00:31:43.000 Thank you.

00:31:44.000 I call them pegs.

00:31:45.000 They call it a peg on the board.

00:31:47.000 It says right there.

00:31:48.000 It says, jump one peg with another peg, and then peg your friend next to you, and then you win.

00:31:53.000 That's right.

00:31:54.000 Everybody gets pegged at Cracker Barrel.

00:31:55.000 200 years from now, archaeologists would go over Gerald's apartment and say, here lives the Pegasaurus.

00:32:02.000 It's science.

00:32:10.000 All right, next chat.

00:32:13.000 All right, next chat.

00:32:14.000 Help me, chat.

00:32:15.000 Next chat from 4Mash.

00:32:17.000 I know.

00:32:18.000 Question for the crew.

00:32:18.000 What are your thoughts on the nuclear saber rattling?

00:32:21.000 The two subs that we sent.

00:32:23.000 What are you talking about?

00:32:24.000 Russia for Russia? 0.91

00:32:26.000 Yeah.

00:32:27.000 I mean, that's kind of a vague question.

00:32:29.000 There's always some degree of nuclear saber rattling going on across.

00:32:32.000 Like, I don't think you guys maybe realize like how many nukes France has. 0.60

00:32:35.000 It's always silly. 0.68

00:32:36.000 Too many.

00:32:36.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:32:37.000 Really?

00:32:37.000 They have that many nukes?

00:32:39.000 And when people talk about foreign intelligence agencies, and yes, Mossad, of course.

00:32:42.000 Now, I don't, I can't make definitively the claim that Jeffrey Epstein was working with Mossad.

00:32:46.000 He was a Mossad agent.

00:32:47.000 But I think a lot of people overlook France.

00:32:49.000 Like, they're known as one of the worst countries as far as espionage in American institutions.

00:32:55.000 And we just sort of look past them because they're inconsequential and they haven't won a war in pretty much forever.

00:32:59.000 But it's always kind of going on.

00:33:02.000 So if you mean, I don't really know what you mean by this right now as far as the subs.

00:33:06.000 It's the subs in Russia.

00:33:07.000 Because he's basically saying Medvedev made some comments and he's like, you got to be careful.

00:33:11.000 Those are dangerous words or something like that.

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:14.000 And then he sent some subs that direction.

00:33:16.000 I don't know exactly.

00:33:16.000 I ever think of a French spy, I always think of Pink Panther.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:33:20.000 They're not intimidated.

00:33:20.000 That's what I think.

00:33:21.000 What's his name?

00:33:22.000 Lousseau.

00:33:23.000 Lousseau.

00:33:23.000 Jacques Lousseau.

00:33:24.000 Lousseau.

00:33:25.000 Yeah.

00:33:25.000 Lousseau.

00:33:25.000 I think of him every time.

00:33:27.000 Yeah.

00:33:27.000 Not very intimidated.

00:33:28.000 No, it's not.

00:33:28.000 Not worried about it.

00:33:29.000 That's why they, that's how they slide under the radar.

00:33:31.000 And then you're like, oh my gosh, they got all our nuclear codes.

00:33:33.000 And then they surrender.

00:33:34.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 Yeah.

00:33:35.000 Out of nowhere.

00:33:35.000 Right.

00:33:36.000 Yeah.

00:33:37.000 And they enjoy it.

00:33:37.000 They're like, ha ha ha ha.

00:33:39.000 You know we were winning We surrender We weren't even applying pressure No

00:33:44.000 have you seen our magina line yeah that's right it's good to go eat my baguette all right let's grab uh two final chats who knew they could just go around you all right next chat from ibrahim asmadeus question has our workforce changed much after ice raids to know of the impacts for or against continued deportations well we gave you those numbers as far as native born jobs versus foreign jobs and it's a very very very stark contrast so has it been completely rebalanced no but remember i'm going going by rote here under uh biden i believe it was like 1.4

00:34:14.000 foreign-born jobs were added and it was around a million native born jobs were lost and then if you look at the monthly uh or the jobs added i think at least so far under this administration was it about 400 000 native or 300 000 something native born jobs added last report and 400 000 foreign born jobs lost something like that i think it was like 1.5 million uh foreign jobs were lost like overall so so far in the administration so they just numbers yeah it's i think it's over a million it's it's a huge swing a huge swing back

00:34:44.000 Which is more than just a job gain or loss in itself, right?

00:34:49.000 When you actually have that swing of, oh, so native-born Americans. 0.98

00:34:51.000 So this idea that these people are doing jobs that Americans don't want to do, no, it's clearly proving to not be the case.

00:34:58.000 So just going off of those numbers, it would seem, and it's not because of the deportations.

00:35:03.000 The deportations are probably happening in the least significant numbers.

00:35:07.000 It's the tone, tenor, the fact that the border is secure.

00:35:10.000 you have a lot of, for every deportation, there are probably a lot of people who are self-deporting

00:35:15.000 or who are nervous and putting their head down and uh that's the reason for a lot of native born jobs and i how anyone could view that as anything other than a good thing uh i would never understand yeah but i don't have all the metrics for you right now i think it's a valid question yeah so uh research just sent in over the past four months uh foreign born um yeah foreign born is down 1.5 million native born is up 1.8 million yeah okay nice so there you go yeah that's what we want that is absolutely no offense to uh foreign-born people but if we have to prioritize we're

00:35:45.000 prioritizing native partners.

00:35:46.000 Well, because those numbers say that those could have gone to America.

00:35:49.000 Now, and in some cases, of course, people who are not from the United States are going to be better at jobs, but not to that significant degree.

00:35:58.000 A lot of these are manual labor jobs, or jobs that pretty much anyone can do if you're willing to pay them a decent wage.

00:36:03.000 So, those should go to Americans first. 0.99

00:36:04.000 It's that simple.

00:36:05.000 Final chat.

00:36:05.000 Alright, final chat from HGLick01.

00:36:08.000 Question for the crew.

00:36:10.000 If Jasmine loses her seat, does that make her more likely to run in 28? 1.00

00:36:13.000 I would say yes, please and thank you.

00:36:15.000 I completely agree with you.

00:36:17.000 I would love to see her run. 1.00

00:36:19.000 I do agree, and I think that that stage in 28 is going to be full of people.

00:36:23.000 Yeah.

00:36:24.000 It's going to be J.B. Pritzker.

00:36:26.000 It's going to be Gavin Newsom.

00:36:28.000 Adam Shapiro.

00:36:28.000 Adam, yeah.

00:36:29.000 Josh Shapiro.

00:36:30.000 Oh, sorry, Josh Shapiro.

00:36:31.000 Josh Shapiro, Jasmine Crockett.

00:36:33.000 I wouldn't be surprised to see Adam Schiff make a run.

00:36:36.000 I think there's going to be a lot of people that...

00:36:38.000 It's going to be a lot of people trying to get up on that.

00:36:42.000 He said he's not.

00:36:42.000 He said he won't.

00:36:43.000 I think he's actually running for something in Pennsylvania.

00:36:47.000 Dog catcher.

00:36:47.000 Who?

00:36:48.000 Who's running for something?

00:36:50.000 Pete Buttigieg.

00:36:50.000 Buttigieg.

00:36:51.000 No, no, he's running for something.

00:36:52.000 I think he's running for mayor of Traverse City.

00:36:53.000 That's what it is.

00:36:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:55.000 In Michigan, or running for a seat in Michigan.

00:36:57.000 It's one of those things, yeah.

00:36:58.000 So I don't think he's eyeballing a 28.

00:37:00.000 He's still a pretty young guy.

00:37:01.000 I think he has aspirations to do other things first, but...

00:37:04.000 Yeah.

00:37:04.000 I also saw that Kamala...

00:37:05.000 I predicted that Kamala Harris would run for governor of California, which would free Newsom to run for president. 0.99

00:37:11.000 He is definitely running for president.

00:37:12.000 Yeah, he's definitely running for president.

00:37:13.000 And I think...

00:37:14.000 Yeah, I think he'd be probably a frontrunner uh but she said she's not gonna run for governor so probably him probably her probably aoc or someone from the squad i don't think woodmart throws her hat in you don't think so i don't think so either because she knows that they don't want a woman again well i just think that she doesn't she's got no standing right now nationally nobody really cares about i think that she likes i think she likes what she has in michigan a little fiefdom yeah i will say this you will so i agree with josh you will have a jam-packed stage of mediocrity and uh looking at that stage,

00:37:43.000 you will have the first debates and you'll have, you know, whatever, 19 people and Crockett.

00:37:47.000 I wouldn't be surprised to see them.

00:37:50.000 Well, yeah, I think, I really do.

00:37:52.000 I think she would probably be amongst them.

00:37:54.000 I would say there's a 50-50 shot, and she would probably come in dead last. 1.00

00:37:58.000 Now, then you think, okay, so that would be the end of that.

00:38:00.000 She comes in dead last.

00:38:01.000 Or she could come in dead last, not even win her own state, fast forward four years, and through an undemocratic process, be appointed the heir to the DNC and run for president anyway. 0.99

00:38:13.000 What did I just describe?

00:38:14.000 Kamala Harris.

00:38:15.000 Hey, why don't you trust your institutions?

00:38:18.000 Ask the Democrats.

00:38:18.000 Whenever they say that, just answer two words: Kamala Harris, and then walk away.

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