00:00:00.000Someday a boo and does a say never done I've never and fun pari rod that says Someday a boo Do you trust me?
00:00:12.000Chut up there say to me Have my now wonderful time in my wheelchair, salam Father and does a say Chut up there say to me Have my now wonderful time in my wheelchair, salam Father and does a say I'm going to free you, Janey I ran away and I am not going back and I am not We're sorry, you should.
00:05:33.000And then I'll present to you a theory as to why Jimmy Kimmel actually not only is on the chopping block, but should be more so.
00:05:40.000Than Stephen Colbert, because we've crunched some numbers.
00:05:42.000Then I also want to get into California.
00:05:44.000I don't know if you know this, but Colombia, Texas, North Korea.
00:05:49.000What do you think all of these countries, states have in common?
00:05:54.000They can get elections done the same day, not California.
00:05:58.000As you increase the window of vote counting, as you increase the margins, you also increase the margins for fraud, tomfoolery, and bullcrap.
00:06:07.000So we'll get into that and what you can expect with the California election.
00:06:09.000Also, Judge Ross, well, you know what?
00:06:13.000Just enjoy this ditty about Bernie Sanders being an insane person.
00:06:26.000You socialist cheat, avoiding the shows where you'd have to speak of this communist heat you want here at home.
00:06:39.000You climbed down a rope of blankets and sheets, evaded the guards.
00:06:44.000You land in this creep, it's time to get back to the old folks' home.
00:06:50.000I'm reading your plan over again, and there's not a word.
00:06:58.000That I comprehend, except when you shine in love, Bernie always, with him backwards.
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00:12:24.000Remember for me to tell the story in Mug Club, but literally, I took private vocal lessons as a personal hell for a year and a half out of spite.
00:12:32.000Because I was told by someone who fancied themselves a singer that I would never be able to sing.
00:12:35.000I was like, okay, all right, okay, good.
00:14:03.000I'm a Renaissance man, like that, I guess.
00:14:06.000But I'd rather them be better at killing, regardless of race, regardless of gender.
00:14:12.000Let's be honest, men are better at it, unless it's poison, than anything else.
00:14:18.000And it's almost like we've always done that with the military.
00:14:22.000Since the beginning of human history, Well, since the inception of combat between humans, conflict, all the way through, always, just to be clear.
00:14:32.000So then it changed, and now people are really outraged that it's potentially being changed back.
00:14:37.000Here we enter the influencer and your leftist Jim Bestie.
00:16:40.000You have an ass stenciled on your already ass.
00:16:44.000And then I have no doubt that I guarantee if you look through her social media, you will find some complaining, lamenting men looking at her and what it's like to be a woman in the modern gym space.
00:16:54.000I would suggest not constantly seeking and engaging in attention seeking behavior and perhaps at some point consider not dressing up.
00:17:04.000Like a professional lady of the night.
00:17:07.000Also, that's cool that you can do the treadmill.
00:17:58.000If you want to date with a woman, just ask her, this statement is true or false?
00:18:04.000Men are physically stronger than women.
00:18:06.000If the answer is anything other than true, if the answer is anything, if it includes caveats or, well, I know this girl or, well, some women, you need to leave because that's a woman who can't engage in the logical, rational process.
00:18:21.000Yeah, if her answer is no, then you put her in a chokehold.
00:18:41.000It's the closest to a universal, generalized statement that you can make that is true in the absolute sense, in the most absolute sense.
00:18:51.000Anyone who goes, well, that's someone who will never be capable of arguing in good faith or resolving conflict in good faith because it's so clear.
00:18:59.000Even this girl, your favorite leftist gym chick who can do pull ups and her numbers in the gym are impressive, a 13 year old boy would, and I don't say this anyone should, would kick the shit out of her and it wouldn't even be close.
00:20:27.000Here's the guy who's in charge of the entire Department of War, previously Department of Defense, doing things that the average soldier, average sailor, average airman is doing.
00:21:21.000Check the references, links in the description.
00:21:23.000Women, as it relates to women in combat, they are 67% more likely than men in the Army to receive physical discharge.
00:21:31.000For some type of musculoskeletal disorder or some kind of injury, they're 100% more likely to be injured while bearing loads compared to men in the Marines.
00:21:41.000And just to give you an idea as far as the strength differential, because you can find people who are specialized in anything.
00:21:48.000You can find a woman who can learn to squat some weight.
00:21:51.000You can find maybe some men who are really good at pull ups, but for example, they can't do a bench press, right?
00:22:03.000Pretty important and it's pretty inescapable.
00:22:05.000And one of the most important metrics as you get older, as far as overall fractures, all cause mortality, a quality of life do people know this?
00:22:16.000That's a huge component grip strength.
00:22:19.00095% of men have greater grip strength than nearly all elite female athletes trained specifically in grip sports like judo.
00:22:28.000That means that in grip strength, in the ability to monkey smash, 95% of men, the man off the couch eating potato chips, having never trained, is guaranteed to have a stronger grip capacity than the current female judo Olympian.
00:23:28.000And so this idea, like, This idea, we've talked about it so many times, but just think of how far off the beam we've gotten.
00:23:35.000If you were to say in any other century, any other decade, like, well, of course, you know, women shouldn't be allowed in combat roles if they can't meet the physical requirements, everyone's like, what do you, why are, I hear you're saying words, but why are you wasting breath on something that everybody knows?
00:23:52.000And now we have Instagram influencers saying, I can't believe it.
00:24:00.000Especially when you have somebody, like Josh said, trying to reconnect.
00:24:03.000That's been Hexess' kind of main cause is like reconnecting with the people that are actually going and doing the fighting and not just ruling from on high and having no understanding of what the men are actually going through now.
00:26:15.000And this obviously has been someone who's been at the forefront of some pretty high profile cases.
00:26:20.000Now, I want to be clear this has been making the rounds, and I have not been able to fully verify the footage.
00:26:26.000Someone claiming that they have audio of the activities going on in the chambers.
00:26:33.000And if I were a betting man, I would bet that this perhaps isn't authentic, but it's funny enough that we decided to run it and do a 7 plus 1 anyway.
00:26:42.000Here's the alleged audio from the Atlanta courthouse Jesus ain't going to help you now.
00:31:24.000Matter of fact, you might want to send that chamber in for a few tests.
00:31:35.000Usually, we don't derail it this fast.
00:31:36.000I mean, hey, by the way, I need to mention, I don't know how to get any good way to manage all your crypto in one place.
00:31:43.000Game for financial freedom with no middlemen.
00:31:46.000Go to Rumble Wallet, wallet.rumble.com, link in the description.
00:31:49.000It really is, if you want to be managing crypto and sort of uncouple or decouple, decouple from big banks, Rumble Wallet, they make it your one stop shop.
00:31:57.000And you can actually interact with them.
00:34:36.000For the same reason that you don't have album sales, or very rarely approaching what they used to be, we don't have the same touchstones that we used to, and that we all can kind of curate our own lists.
00:34:46.000We don't have water cooler conversation.
00:34:48.000So, late night, obviously, it's not lost on me, will be the victim of that to some degree.
00:34:53.000But that's not the claim being made specifically by those leftist elitists like Colbert and Kimmel.
00:34:59.000Let me give you the claim claim from Kimmel.
00:36:05.000And we actually have done some math on you, Kimmel, so I understand why you're protesting.
00:36:09.000Here's a statement from CBS specifically with Variety.
00:36:13.000They said, With this time buy model, because the time that was Colbert in the past, it's now been replaced by Byron Allen, who's buying that airtime for $15 million.
00:36:21.000He said, with the time buy model, we have shifted an hour that was losing roughly $40 million annually to $15 million in profit, a $55 million swing.
00:39:02.000Slightly lower, $2.7 million from Colbert, $2.4 million from Kimmel, but that's including the bump with the controversy.
00:39:08.000It's typically right around $2 million, a bad day, $1.5 million.
00:39:12.000Staff, Colbert was $200 million, Kimmel's $200 to $250,000.
00:39:17.000You look at budget, Colbert was about $100 million, Kimmel's about $120 million.
00:39:22.000So if I were to estimate the losses for Kimmel with all of the direct apples to apples comparisons just on the show alone, he is, I would bet my bottom dollar, losing ABC $60 to $70 million a year.
00:40:13.000Of course, it's just a non viable entity in today's marketplace, late night on network television.
00:40:21.000And they've chosen to deem themselves so important as gestures of the court who must be followed that it must be some kind of oppression.
00:40:30.000It couldn't be a simple financial decision.
00:40:32.000Well, let me present to you exhibits C through Z after we've gone through the finances.
00:40:38.000Here may be some examples as to why people, certainly half of the country, Most of whom tuned into Carson and shows like Leno, even for a long time, Conan or Letterman before they became old and grumpy.
00:40:50.000They were politically neutral, relatively speaking.
00:40:53.000Here may be one of the reasons why half of the country is guaranteed to never tune into your show, hence costing the network money.
00:41:10.000If hospitals get any more overcrowded, they're going to have to make some very tough choices about who gets an ICU bed.
00:41:16.000That choice doesn't seem so tough to me.
00:41:18.000Vaccinated person having a heart attack?
00:41:40.000It looks like a sign language gorilla who got hit in the head.
00:41:43.000In fact, the only thing your mouth is good for is being Vladimir Putin's holster.
00:41:47.000We hit some new lows over the weekend with the MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
00:42:39.000Now, just to be clear, before I get to the montage of Kimmel crying and then crapping on someone running for mayor who actually made Do something about the fires.
00:43:53.000And I want you to specifically pay attention to the last clip where he's crying regarding the fires that had taken place, you know, in Los Angeles County and across California.
00:44:05.000Because then the next clip is relevant.
00:44:06.000Take a break from tax cuts for a minute and fully fund Chip immediately.
00:44:10.000These people who were looking out for their neighbors.
00:44:14.000More than half of this country voted for the criminal.
00:44:17.000I posted a message on Instagram of the day he was killed, sending love to his family.
00:45:34.000And so, when you talk about just that last clip, hey, fires, yeah, I can let that's upsetting.
00:45:39.000Now, remember, the left immediately blamed it on climate change.
00:45:43.000But we now know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, it is the incompetent government of California, of Los Angeles County.
00:45:50.000They weren't allowed to clear brush in the name of environmentalism.
00:45:53.000The California State Park Superintendent Richard Fink said that the state doesn't clear brush because we're here to protect the natural habitat.
00:46:00.000And they wouldn't allow residents to do it, including residents who could see the concern for their neighborhood and their house.
00:46:17.000The point is if you want to keep your citizens safe as a government and you know that fires are very likely, you make sure to clear the brush.
00:46:25.000You make sure that on hand, you ideally have water or some type of anti fire liquid solution, if there's a better one.
00:46:44.000Everything is prioritized, not our citizens.
00:46:46.000Well, and here's the reason that that matters crying, never any accountability.
00:46:51.000You know what, actually, this is kind of.
00:46:53.000I was crying and now I'm really mad because I realize what exacerbated these fires, our government.
00:46:59.000Instead, he targets and insults the one person running for mayor of Los Angeles whose own home actually burned down and was very likely legitimately crying, Spencer Pratt.
00:47:12.000And then we have a guy named Spencer Pratt running for mayor who unfortunately.
00:47:17.000Is the Spencer Pratt from the reality shows?
00:47:21.000After tomorrow, Spencer Pratt will either be one of two candidates for mayor or a carrot on the next season of The Masked Singer.
00:49:27.000I am righteously frustrated and exhausted with a government that has never gotten it right and put me at risk, and so I am voting for a correction.
00:49:36.000Now, if you want to say that that's anger, if you want to say that that's phobia, fine.
00:49:41.000Now, argue the logic, argue the rationale.
00:49:47.000So, whenever the left tries to do this with you, and you, you know, I had this with Change My Mind, where you are clear about definitions, about terms, and they go, Why are you playing semantics?
00:49:57.000They're trying to prevent you from doing.
00:49:59.000Exactly that, which is what they do, and it's the only way they ever win an argument.
00:50:05.000That was to go, you're just homophobic.
00:50:07.000You just vote for a special prat because you're mad.
00:50:09.000That's why you go, no, hold on a second.
00:52:16.000And I really, this is an actual call to anyone left in late night.
00:52:21.000If you're on the chopping block, I would like to see a single person, because we've not seen this yet, offer to cut their salary in a way that would be actually proportional with the viewership.
00:52:34.000If it was a podcast, you could have, you could actually have some auditors come in, right?
00:54:30.000They can help you get a mortgage even in this economy so you can finally get your own house and stop leaving empty hot pocket boxes in my garage.
00:54:38.000You just jealous because my rims keep spinning and your hairline keep thinning.
00:54:42.000I swear to God, when I roll up on you, I'm going to leave you in a chalk outline, old man.
00:55:27.000But I'd have to put everyone on the chopping block because, hey, your support.
00:55:31.000Less than that budget overall for everything here, including what I pay myself, because we're actually governed and determined by you and your support.
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00:58:00.000So last night, California primary elections, including, you know, governor, and obviously people have been following the mayor of Los Angeles.
00:58:06.000We'll get to the results, but headline here's from the Los Angeles Times is vote count for California governor, LA mayor could be painfully slow.
00:58:35.000Let's look at the results now, but don't expect instant gratification.
00:58:39.000You know how you always voted and you'd get the result, and that's obviously something that's necessary and has been necessary historically to guarantee the integrity of election.
00:59:18.000So right now, Steve Hilton seems to be winning as far as governor of California.
00:59:22.000And I will say, you know, Steyer, the Democrat, is struggling.
00:59:26.000His election day post on X may seem to get him over the hump, which, you know, what actually brings us to, for people who can't see it, it brings us to Gerald Reid's stuff.
01:02:34.000By the way, we have done no other scatological jokes throughout this entire show because of the fact that you earn one and it's still funny.
01:02:59.000It depends on those magical mail in votes.
01:03:02.000Remember, the final piece of the puzzle that we won't know tonight, right, is the late arriving vote by mail.
01:03:10.000And we're talking about probably like a third of the vote in Los Angeles.
01:03:13.000We're probably not going to be getting until tomorrow and maybe days to come after tomorrow.
01:03:18.000The mail can still come in after Election Day.
01:03:21.000And there's indications, and there's certainly a ton of precedent here, that that late arriving vote by mail is going to be significantly more Democratic friendly than all of the other votes.
01:03:32.000Meaning, that would be good news for Bass.
01:04:12.000Now, I will say sometimes it's column A, sometimes it's column B. In the case of people voting for Hump, well, it's a lot easier for other people to go out effectively canvas and go, look, just fill this out.
01:04:21.000We're going to send in a ballot and not verify it.
01:04:24.000The laziest way of voting, and it's the laziest way of harvesting votes from people who don't care but can be bought for a sandwich.
01:04:36.000This comes from the New York Times in California.
01:04:37.000Ballots received close to or on election day, as well as those postmarked by election day and received within seven days, can take up to 30 days to be counted.
01:05:47.000If he doesn't win this, he's going to do something, I would imagine, in the future.
01:05:50.000He's shown himself to be pretty effective at campaigning.
01:05:54.000I will say the reason that this matters, and we're going to have to go pretty soon and talk about why Steph Curry sucks.
01:06:00.000The reason this matters is because so many people, especially generationally, if you are a parent or you have kids, nephews, nieces, grandchildren in their teens, it's incumbent upon you to make sure that they really understand this is not normal.
01:06:17.000This idea of mass mail in voting, you are being conditioned to accept a system designed to accommodate fraud as normal.
01:06:26.000It's never been normal, it's still not normal across the globe.
01:06:30.000It really will never be normal outside of municipalities or countries where elections are not legitimate.
01:06:37.000There's a reason for in person voting.
01:06:39.000There's a reason for hard copies of ballots.
01:06:42.000There's a reason for this, just like there's a reason for the Electoral College.
01:06:46.000And I really, really would caution against anyone who just sort of skims over this, which brings us to it's not complicated, some solutions.