Louder with Crowder - May 02, 2025


The Friday Show: Trad Wives, The Walz Family, & the N-Word


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

178.5246

Word Count

2,541

Sentence Count

287

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

13


Summary

Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny join forces with the Bongino Army to take down the White Privilege Boys. Featuring special guest Jazmin Crockett ( ) and special guest Gerald "Vince" Vellian ( )


Transcript

00:00:00.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:00:05.000 To lead by and any big fat love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:00:13.000 And we must do it big, fat, love, find common ground to hold the spread of lies.
00:00:20.000 And any, America first, America first, non-fatal, we want to build a much better, believable people.
00:00:31.000 And we must do it non-fatal, communication very much higher, America first, to lead by an any.
00:00:41.000 Insiders fighting for insiders, time to stop.
00:00:44.000 Insiders fighting for insiders, more of.
00:00:48.000 Insiders fighting for insiders, time to stop.
00:00:52.000 Insiders fighting for insiders.
00:00:54.000 America first, love the flow.
00:00:57.000 69, now it's time for new believable people.
00:01:05.000 And we must do it.
00:01:06.000 If we don't control insiders, this will be over and over.
00:01:11.000 To lead by an A. Big fat love, find common ground.
00:01:17.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:01:19.000 And we must do it.
00:01:21.000 Big fat love, find common ground.
00:01:24.000 To hold the spread of lies.
00:01:27.000 And A. America first.
00:01:30.000 America first.
00:01:33.000 Do it, Gerald.
00:01:33.000 Welcome to the show.
00:01:34.000 This is punishment for me.
00:01:36.000 Apparently I've said something wrong.
00:01:38.000 Why do you keep saying do it?
00:01:39.000 I am doing it right now as you're saying do it.
00:01:41.000 Welcome to the show, guys.
00:01:42.000 Thank you very much.
00:01:42.000 Vince, viewers, the Bongino Army, thank you guys for coming over.
00:01:45.000 It's our Friday show.
00:01:45.000 What does Vince mean in Latin?
00:01:47.000 It's the basis of all the romance languages.
00:01:49.000 It starts from Vincente and it means dead pope.
00:01:53.000 I don't know.
00:01:54.000 It's weird.
00:01:54.000 I'm not sure why that comes up, but it's...
00:01:57.000 Well, he is dead.
00:01:58.000 I'll do this.
00:01:59.000 Take him off.
00:01:59.000 I'll do this.
00:02:00.000 Kill him.
00:02:01.000 It means...
00:02:04.000 Smoke decision.
00:02:05.000 You ruined, now you make us worse.
00:02:07.000 Look, glad to be with you.
00:02:11.000 Rumble Live lineup.
00:02:13.000 It's Friday.
00:02:14.000 It's Friday, by the way.
00:02:14.000 We did for a few weeks.
00:02:16.000 We did the whole show, of course, here on the lineup on Friday.
00:02:18.000 But Friday, we do a show, but it's for Rumble Premium users because we take a lot of chat and it goes off the rails.
00:02:24.000 It's a bit of a grab bag also.
00:02:25.000 We have a lot of sketches and on-location stuff to film, so we actually need that extra hour on Friday.
00:02:31.000 We have to decide between going on location and stinging a member of the DOJ or dressing up like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man to do a reenactment of...
00:02:40.000 Ghostbusters.
00:02:40.000 The point is, a lot of work.
00:02:42.000 Bring up the rundown.
00:02:44.000 We're going to talk about the N-word.
00:02:48.000 And Jasmine Crockett.
00:02:49.000 But the two subjects are not related.
00:02:52.000 They are not related whatsoever.
00:02:53.000 And we're also going to be talking about money, money, money, money, money, money, money.
00:02:58.000 Going to NPR PBS.
00:02:59.000 Well, that's stopping, so that's a lot of fun.
00:03:01.000 Can you hear that?
00:03:02.000 That's the sound of a much thinner cookie monster.
00:03:05.000 Let's go on with the show.
00:03:13.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
00:03:20.000 Now, okay, Timmy, Bobby, and Johnny, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.
00:03:24.000 I need you to put your guns down.
00:03:27.000 Can't I just keep my gun on me trained on you for just a little longer?
00:03:31.000 Now, boys, you know I'm not supposed to let you do that.
00:03:36.000 All right, just make sure it's unloaded.
00:03:38.000 Nope!
00:03:40.000 Okay, now, okay, now, at least enough attack, right?
00:03:42.000 You're blinding my eyes.
00:03:44.000 What am I gonna do with you, you little rapscallions?
00:03:47.000 Ow!
00:03:48.000 Oh, those boys!
00:03:51.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?
00:03:53.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys.
00:03:59.000 Click Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $999 a month to get the entirely ad-free experience and an ever-expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:04:10.000 The subject for today...
00:04:30.000 Glad to be with you.
00:04:33.000 Toolman knows this.
00:04:34.000 I don't have a watch connoisseur or anything.
00:04:36.000 I don't buy it, but this is an old Casio watch.
00:04:38.000 Comment below, please, and tell me the solution.
00:04:40.000 You read a watch band that pinches the hair on your wrist?
00:04:43.000 Yes.
00:04:44.000 Every time I'm sitting here and I move it, I go, ah!
00:04:45.000 The solution is get a new watch band.
00:04:47.000 No, no, no, no.
00:04:48.000 I want to get overly technical with it and engineer this thing.
00:04:52.000 You could also shave your arms.
00:04:54.000 Yeah, no, I know, but I don't necessarily want to have to start fellating a male figure skater just to get a new watch.
00:04:59.000 Well, you gotta make sacrifices.
00:05:01.000 Maybe you need an extra link.
00:05:02.000 Maybe it's too tight.
00:05:04.000 Oh, that's a cheap watch.
00:05:05.000 There's no links.
00:05:05.000 All right.
00:05:07.000 Next question for you.
00:05:08.000 Hey, it's a live show.
00:05:08.000 Weekdays, 11 a.m. Eastern.
00:05:09.000 And by the way, if you are not yet, follow on the app Rumble.
00:05:13.000 Download that app.
00:05:14.000 Follow us there, especially if you're not a Rumble Premium member.
00:05:17.000 When you're on there, you're Rumble Premium.
00:05:19.000 You get to listen to, watch the Friday show.
00:05:20.000 We do it every Friday.
00:05:23.000 It's an hour, but just for Rumble Premium people.
00:05:25.000 Mug Club is Rumble Premium.
00:05:26.000 Rumble Premium is Mug Club.
00:05:27.000 Okay, we got all the plugs in.
00:05:28.000 Question.
00:05:29.000 What do you look for in a spouse?
00:05:31.000 What's the most important quality?
00:05:33.000 Please comment below, because we're going to be talking about Trad Wives and...
00:05:36.000 Angry, bitter feminists and the relational dynamics that are taking place in this country, which are more important than anything else.
00:05:42.000 It is the root cause of the crazy tranny issue.
00:05:45.000 Captain Morgan, CEO number two, welcome, don't talk.
00:05:47.000 And Friday and Saturday, August 1st and 2nd, Helium Comedy Club in Atlanta, Georgia.
00:05:52.000 Josh Feierstein.
00:05:54.000 Good, good, Helium.
00:05:56.000 Yeah, look at that.
00:05:57.000 Were you doing the Helium voice?
00:05:58.000 No.
00:05:59.000 That was a bad impression of my world.
00:06:02.000 Nah, I wish I could do it.
00:06:03.000 This is not a good impressionist.
00:06:05.000 This is a bad star, Steven.
00:06:06.000 It's my fault.
00:06:07.000 You are a good impressionist.
00:06:08.000 Don't sell yourself short.
00:06:09.000 We could have been better if Gerald had spoken.
00:06:11.000 Yeah, yeah, I know.
00:06:12.000 We could have been better.
00:06:13.000 Mr. Tight Lips over there.
00:06:14.000 Oh, you forgot to say not spoken.
00:06:18.000 He went in with a joke about the dead Pope, Josh.
00:06:21.000 I was trying to forget all about that.
00:06:24.000 Stop.
00:06:25.000 Nothing is off.
00:06:26.000 You saw the Just Jewett Photoshop, right?
00:06:29.000 That's going to be a shirt.
00:06:30.000 By the way, Just Jewett.
00:06:32.000 Hey, can you bring it up, Noodles, later?
00:06:33.000 We're going to start selling that shirt.
00:06:34.000 The silhouette of Just Jewett and Sam from HR's family.
00:06:39.000 They've already pre-ordered it.
00:06:40.000 Alright.
00:06:42.000 Here is...
00:06:43.000 Did you see Sam from HR today?
00:06:45.000 He has a belt.
00:06:47.000 Yes!
00:06:48.000 Nice!
00:06:48.000 With the Land of the Rising Sun flag?
00:06:50.000 Which is weird.
00:06:51.000 I'm like, that's just, that's, it's not quite a swastika, but it's the next closest thing!
00:06:55.000 What is that?
00:06:56.000 The Land of the Rising Sun?
00:06:57.000 It's the Japanese!
00:06:58.000 It's the Japanese, well, the flag, but that's the basis of the symbol, the flag!
00:07:02.000 Oh, I see.
00:07:02.000 The axis of evil!
00:07:04.000 Or if they would have beaten the Germans!
00:07:06.000 You can bet they would have taken out the Jews as well.
00:07:09.000 Eventually.
00:07:09.000 The Japanese never did anything to the Jews that I know of.
00:07:12.000 They were too far away.
00:07:14.000 Yeah, but still, now we know how Sam feels about Iwo Jima.
00:07:17.000 Yes, we do.
00:07:18.000 Yes, we do.
00:07:19.000 Maybe he was celebrating Nagasaki in Hiroshima.
00:07:22.000 He could be.
00:07:23.000 He is a sadist.
00:07:24.000 But not because he's Jewish.
00:07:26.000 Just because he is a sadist.
00:07:27.000 Alright.
00:07:28.000 First thing up.
00:07:29.000 And I have to issue some caveats here.
00:07:31.000 Or I should.
00:07:32.000 I'm not going to.
00:07:34.000 I don't like gimmickry.
00:07:36.000 You all know where we line up here as far as, you know, there's the red pill movement and there's the feminism movement, there's the covert feminism movement, there's the black pill movement.
00:07:42.000 I do believe that men and women complement each other.
00:07:45.000 I do believe that feminism has destroyed relational dynamics, relationship dynamics, whatever you want to say, that could be beyond repair unless women start policing their own.
00:07:56.000 And by that I mean you have to identify what it is that you actually want and then create a roadmap, chart a course to get there.
00:08:05.000 Women have been going the wrong way if they're looking for men who want to get married, if they're looking to have a traditional relationship with a husband, with children.
00:08:16.000 You can't have it all.
00:08:17.000 You do have to make a choice.
00:08:18.000 It's one of the biggest lies you've ever been told.
00:08:20.000 And I think, hey, as a society, who do we edify?
00:08:22.000 People who are striving to become wives, mothers, considering that we are below birth rate, replacement rate for our birth rates, or boss babes.
00:08:31.000 Okay.
00:08:31.000 That being said, the trad wife TikTok trend irritates some people for the same reasons, no, maybe different reasons, than it irritates me, but let's watch.
00:08:44.000 piano plays softly
00:08:54.000 A prairie dress?
00:08:56.000 Come on.
00:08:56.000 I think men are better than women.
00:08:58.000 She's kidding.
00:08:59.000 No, I'm not.
00:09:00.000 They provide for us and we must obey them because they are our master.
00:09:04.000 I think this may be a psyop.
00:09:09.000 I think none of them are poor.
00:09:19.000 Stay at home, mom.
00:09:20.000 My husband's at work providing for our family.
00:09:22.000 I have some sourdough fermenting on the bench, a baby, an apron, a cute dress.
00:09:30.000 What else could you want?
00:09:31.000 Yeah, well, a lot.
00:09:32.000 Now, because most trad wives, traditional wives, they're not putting it on TikTok.
00:09:38.000 They're not broadcasting it, right?
00:09:40.000 That's the problem with social media is you see a facade.
00:09:42.000 And these people, it's almost like they are portraying...
00:09:45.000 The gimmick of what they think a traditional wife is to be, like, you can see very expensive, for example, decorations, appliances, to look like, you know, barnhouse chic.
00:09:55.000 There's nothing wrong with sourdough.
00:09:58.000 There's nothing wrong.
00:09:58.000 I think that that is great.
00:10:00.000 I also don't think that a lot of these people are genuine tradwives because it's a gimmick.
00:10:04.000 Yeah, you can wear jeans.
00:10:05.000 Sure.
00:10:06.000 Yeah.
00:10:06.000 It's totally fine.
00:10:07.000 You can wear pants or shorts or whatever.
00:10:10.000 Right.
00:10:10.000 So the problem is that gives ammo to people.
00:10:12.000 And by the way, this next creator, Emily Wilson, we've featured her before.
00:10:16.000 I agree with her on a lot.
00:10:17.000 She has a lot of good things to say.
00:10:18.000 I think we've communicated, too, a couple of times about perhaps having her on the show.
00:10:22.000 So this is not a slight to her at all.
00:10:24.000 But her response that you're about to watch, I understand why.
00:10:29.000 However, those people are gimmicks.
00:10:32.000 It's silly.
00:10:33.000 And this response is incorrect on many levels.
00:10:35.000 I'm sorry.
00:10:36.000 I hate to call out my own party, but the young girls on the right promoting this like trad wife bullshit.
00:10:42.000 I just want to make sourdough for my husband.
00:10:45.000 That's great.
00:10:46.000 I'm all for it.
00:10:47.000 I promote traditional values.
00:10:48.000 I understand.
00:10:49.000 I have been working since I was very young.
00:10:51.000 I don't really plan on stop being working.
00:10:54.000 I suggest you find a whole
00:10:55.000 That's not traditional values.
00:10:58.000 That's not work.
00:10:59.000 Guess what, baby girl?
00:11:00.000 That lifestyle working out?
00:11:01.000 A man, a provider, you just get to sit at home and bake bread every day?
00:11:04.000 Swim to none.
00:11:06.000 Pause.
00:11:06.000 I would say none.
00:11:07.000 Pause.
00:11:08.000 Okay, first off, it's not traditional values to say that I plan on working for a very long time.
00:11:11.000 Okay, if you want a man who adheres to traditional values, he doesn't want that.
00:11:14.000 You can scream till you're blue in the face.
00:11:15.000 He does not want that.
00:11:16.000 It doesn't matter to him.
00:11:16.000 He wants someone who is going to be in a supportive role.
00:11:19.000 Because I'm just going to tell you this.
00:11:20.000 If both people work, someone else is raising your kids.
00:11:22.000 That's it!
00:11:23.000 It's that simple.
00:11:24.000 Let me ask you this.
00:11:24.000 How often do you discuss life, future, values, God, theology with the babysitter?
00:11:30.000 How often do you discuss it with your wife?
00:11:32.000 Okay?
00:11:33.000 The babysitter, the nanny, is going to be raising your kids.
00:11:35.000 So I'm just letting you know what those traditional men want.
00:11:38.000 Not the gimmick, not the gimmick of TikTok, but that is what they want.
00:11:42.000 As far as slim to none, hold on, may come as a surprise to a lot of women out there.
00:11:46.000 It was actually the most likely scenario up until 1960.
00:11:50.000 And women didn't see it as being trapped.
00:11:52.000 ...by a man.
00:11:53.000 They saw it as finding happiness in a family.
00:11:57.000 Continue.
00:11:58.000 ...that that's gonna work out for you or quite literally anyone you know.
00:12:01.000 You're actually setting yourself up for failure because it could not be easier, if that's what you're gonna pursue, to be trapped by a man.
00:12:09.000 Okay?
00:12:10.000 Also, let's bring some other things to the table besides set up.
00:12:13.000 Pause.
00:12:14.000 Could not be easier, if that's what you're into, than to be trapped by a boss.
00:12:19.000 Continue.
00:12:20.000 Well, I also wanted to say, she said, not just sourdough, you can bring other things to the table, and I agree, like rye, pumpernickel, yeah, there's other breads.
00:12:29.000 Yes, there are other breads.
00:12:32.000 You could do like a peach cobbler.
00:12:34.000 Eventually the guys would be like, I love my wife with this freaking sourdough.
00:12:39.000 Why the sourdough?
00:12:40.000 Oh, it's because it's one of the easiest ones.
00:12:41.000 What am I, a San Francisco deli?
00:12:43.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly, and I did the same thing.
00:12:45.000 I was a kefir farmer for a while because yogurt was too difficult.
00:12:48.000 I don't know what kefir is.
00:12:49.000 It's like drinkable yogurt.
00:12:50.000 It's easy.
00:12:51.000 You just put the culture into a jar, you pour milk over it, and then it's very sour.
00:12:55.000 Let's continue.
00:12:55.000 Okay.
00:12:57.000 Guys want to be mentally stimulated.
00:12:59.000 No.
00:13:00.000 As well as physical.
00:13:01.000 Okay?
00:13:01.000 But I'm just like, please, you guys are too young to be promoting this.
00:13:05.000 And also, by the way, it's cringe.
00:13:07.000 You guys are cringe, okay?
00:13:09.000 I agree it's cringe.
00:13:10.000 Now, look.
00:13:14.000 I'm going to upset some people.
00:13:17.000 Should we do that in Rumble Premium?
00:13:18.000 If a man has a choice, if a man has a choice between being, you know, being physically stimulated or mentally, I will tell you this.
00:13:29.000 Men want baseline intelligence, yes.
00:13:31.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:13:33.000 They will choose the physical stimulation.
00:13:34.000 I'm just telling you, it's not even close.
00:13:36.000 It's not even remotely in the same ballpark.
00:13:38.000 They will choose the physical stimulation.
00:13:39.000 If they could choose, by the way, being married to someone for, let's say, 30, 40 years, and someone has become a member of Mensa, or someone has double PhDs, or someone who still fits in their wedding dress, guess what?
00:13:50.000 It's not even close.
00:13:51.000 It's a walk-off.
00:13:52.000 I'm just letting you know, men, when they look at...
00:13:55.000 They don't want someone dumb.
00:13:57.000 Just to be clear.
00:13:59.000 But that is not their primary interest in a woman.
00:14:01.000 Maybe it is for you as a woman.
00:14:02.000 In a man, I'm telling you, for most men, it's not.
00:14:05.000 And for the men who are looking to settle down with a family, nurturing, loving, pleasant, peaceful.
00:14:11.000 And yep, wise man once said this.
00:14:13.000 Won't tell you who it is.