The Friday Show: We Finally Answer the "Man or Bear" Question
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Summary
It's Friday, which means it's time for another episode of The OGs. This week, the boys talk about a gay pride soccer match between Iran and Egypt, the latest in the Michael Bolton case, and the new stand-up show Josh Firestine is doing in Laredo, Texas.
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You can't make a Folsom Street picnic basket without a crack and a couple of eggs.
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But Yogi, my anal prolapse drags when I walk.
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We gotta go sneak into the park to prepare for the parade.
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Sometimes those old sketches without context are almost worse.
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This is just an ode to Mug Club, to Rumble Premium, the OGs.
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We've been doing a Friday show for a while, but if you are not a Rumble Premium member or an OG Mug Club member, you miss it.
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It's one of those things we do for you guys.
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So today we're going to be talking about homosexuals.
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And who would have thought that the Iranians wouldn't want a gay pride soccer match?
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This is just, it's just, we were trying to write bits for it, and nothing we could write was more absurd than a gay pride soccer match for the Iran versus Egypt game.
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We were going like, hey, we'll get into that more.
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Or a man in the woods that they've been asking women.
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Well, we have a video as to how that turns out.
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Not underscore Firestine on X, or you can follow him, actually, Josh underscore Firestine on Instagram.
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We have a story later about you at his stand up show, Mr. Firestine.
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Yeah, and I got some new stand up shows coming.
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So I got some stuff in Laredo, Texas, and some near Austin, near Dallas.
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I was saying, Jeez, because the Michael Bolton pleading guilty.
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There's like a fine of a couple million dollars.
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Who's going to sweep between Bullwinkle cartoons?
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Yeah, except there are other Boltons who aren't Michael.
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But it said, I don't know if it said a minimum or maximum, meaning there will be some jail time or that he could have zero to up to like 60 months in jail.
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It seems, I just never understood that too about sentencing.
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It's like, oh, that crime comes with a minimum penalty of two years to four.
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There's a fashion designer out there named Rick Owens, I guess.
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It's like the least fashion designer name you could have.
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It's like, God, he's neck and neck each year for the most prestigious fashion design award.
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Alongside Dale, you gotta watch out for Randy, he's a new up and comer.
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He's in Prague, he's like, Dale, he always fins.
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So, I guess he's an Adidas designer, fashion designer, but he rolled out this new, super cool, consumer friendly collaboration at the Paris Fashion Show.
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He went down to like a spirit Halloween shop and got one of those self inflating, you know, dinosaur costumes.
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Let's just apply that to a Serbian tracksuit.
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Yeah, can we squirt a little fart in there?
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Also, by the way, his next piece of clothing he's going to release is going to be an FBI shirt that reads Federal Booby Inspector.
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Here's the thing this is the problem with postmodern art, and fashion really is just a byproduct of that.
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Once upon a time, art was supposed to be pleasing to the actual.
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Consumer, the person who might be looking at art, the person who might be listening to music, the person who would be most likely to purchase an item of fashion wear, to use a term, if that's an actual term.
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Now it's for gay guys in Prague, so they can say, hey, look what I did.
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And they spent, it would be one thing if they just did this on their own time.
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They spend so much money and they fly in, and it's this cavalcade of homo-disgenic activists under the guise of fashion.
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You guys, when was the last time you saw a fashion show that made sense and showed anything that you want to wear?
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The only way that makes sense is if you are in a plane crash and you need an emergency life vest.
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I want to see one of those guys trying to get into a car.
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Nike just competes by having a compartment you press and an air mask drops.
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Well, it's a country that's only 36 years old, so.
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That you're using a deadly weapon that's battery.
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I would never use a deadly weapon, just like a needle.
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It looks like they were inspired by that first moment when you get in a pool or a hot tub and the front starts flowing.
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If they get stabbed or poked, they got rum flats underneath.
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Well, like all fashion, it's just a regurgitation of other trends, and Adidas has actually run Dr. Gary Miller out of the fashion industry and into now, I support it, campaigning for city council in Danville, Virginia.
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We're here on Kimberly Rose where we are installing 1,600 feet of brand new sidewalks.
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Is he advocating for sidewalks or catwalks?
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It's the crosswalk a senior uses to get to the grocery store.
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It's the path a child walks to school, or the way a neighbor rolls a floor.
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Sir, get your voopa out of my child's face.
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The street with the sidewalk is a safer street, a healthier neighborhood.
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This neighborhood isn't the river district, and it's not the casino, but the people that live here matter just as much.
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That's why I want to ensure that we use Danville tax dollars to help the people.
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I'm Dr. Jerry Miller, and I'd be proud to have your vote on November 3rd.
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The same bees that stung his FUPA sting under his eyes.
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It's just like your body's trying to tell you something, man.
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You lay 1,600 feet of sidewalk and tell me how your eyes look out.
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You lay 1,600 feet of sidewalk and tell me how your eyes look.
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Do you think he's the kind of guy who, once the sidewalks get put in, and invariably there's some teenagers or kids like handprints, he's just like, lose his mind?
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Can you imagine being one of those concrete layers?
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I'd bend over to help you, but I'm not physically capable.
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Also, that's why you guys need to lift your weights because you don't want to shrivel as you get to the top of your head.
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I mean, honestly, dude, it's less about his body and more about the position of his waist and his pants.
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Well, that's also why you need to lift weights to improve your posture.
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If there was a pill that helped you as much as lifting weights twice a week, it would be the most popular medication on the planet.
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Ain't nobody wanting to lift some heavy ass weights.
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Yeah, he should have taken his foundation.
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There was another guy who looked just like him, and he took this.
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Also, it says a lot about me that whenever I try and go to an example of a good looking guy, it's always Jude Law.
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Well, I mean, he's gay too, so there's a chance.
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He cheated on Jude Law at the Sienna Miller with the nanny.
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I don't like, in general, the Iranian government.
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So, there's a World Cup match between Iran and Egypt.
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And they designated this match, and they do it every year, an official pride match.
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A World Cup pride match between Iran and Egypt.
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In Seattle, LGBTQ rights organizers are pushing ahead despite international backlash.
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12 months in Seattle is very queer, very trans.
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It is a welcoming sanctuary city for so many people who seek a place where they can be themselves and can thrive.
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This is happening right in the middle of our Pride season, so it just makes sense.
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So Seattle is moving forward with Pride match plans.
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Though they know their programming is going to be.
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And celebrations will largely be outside the stadium.
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And this will go completely over the heads of the leftists in Seattle.
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Yeah, how about all of the people who are killed in said countries because they speak with a lisp?
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You didn't care when they're throwing kids off of rooftops halfway around the world, but now that you can't carry your flag.
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Iran, Egypt, if they were good enough soccer teams, but as I understand it, they're not really like the upper echelon.
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But imagine they were, where they would sell tickets, you know, they would be one of those teams where guaranteed draw.
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You don't think for a second that they would exert their power, their pressure, and there would be no pride match.
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You'd think this would be a teaching moment for those on the left, but it won't be.
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Now, I will say Iran finally relented and agreed under one condition.
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We couldn't really see that it was a drag face.
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Just to be clear, it's not an official FIFA event.
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The fans are going to be allowed to bring LGBTQ trolls.
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Listen, I don't align with these people in any way ever.
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And Kalashi actually has, right now, I guess, Iran a 25% chance to win and Egypt for 40%.
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That's way too high for a World Cup game, playoff, World Series game.
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It's only soccer, and the most likely score is 0 0.
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It's the most likely if you were to pick one score.
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By the way, those odds, that's 102%, which is the same odds that have been given that the new Ayatollah's gay.
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Now, here's the kind of thing where people just go, ah, you know what?
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I love that Europeans are experiencing the United States and they're seeing how great it is.
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There still are a lot of Europeans who are fags.
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So that brings us to the English YouTuber, Angry Ginge.
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So he got really upset in the stands over what he said was we don't see it on camera, the racism in the crowd during this match between England and Ghana.
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Here's the thing let's assume something really racist was said.
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When the guy says, hey, you know what, I'm sorry, and I'll stop, the masculine thing to do would be move on.
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So when I say fag, what I misspoke, what I meant to say is that English YouTuber Angry Ginge is a woman.
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We have a situation where the gentleman that was there is actually being racist.
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So I've gone, he's gone now, getting supervised.
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The man sat in front was making incredibly racist comments towards the Ghana national team.
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No, it won't happen again because you're going to get thrown out, mate.
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You forget about me being racist or forget about your gay bucket hat.
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Yeah, that's what they want to be bothered with during a match.
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The guy is not being kicked out of the stadium.
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I just think it's wrong on every single level that people have to stay.
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The steward that came up to me the first time said, All right, well, if he does it again, tell him that.
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Listen, if he's allowed to say something mildly racist once and not do it again, then everybody's going to want to be able to say something mildly racist once and not do it again.
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It'd almost be like people being raped en masse in the streets.
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