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00:02:07.000 And of course we're going to be talking, we have a full unedited tape here today of what went down with the H3H3!

00:02:16.000 Because there were many surprises.

00:02:20.000 And we'll be talking about transgenders at the Olympics.

00:02:24.000 And taking your chats, but first, Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:02:27.000 I am angry.

00:02:29.000 Really?

00:02:29.000 Yes.

00:02:30.000 There's stupidity abounds, my friend. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Well, just make sure that if you're angry, you know, when you transform, that the pants don't rip. 1.00

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00:02:47.000 I'm ready to watch the show.

00:02:48.000 I'm ready to watch the show as well.

00:02:50.000 And we have Dave Lenda.

00:02:50.000 You have a show coming up this weekend?

00:02:52.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:02:52.000 Yes, I do. 0.99

00:02:53.000 I will be in Buffalo, New York at Helium.

00:02:55.000 And I do want to throw this in real quick.

00:02:57.000 The 1st and 2nd of July, I will be at Big L's in Minnesota, Emily, Minnesota.

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00:03:05.000 Oh, Big Al.

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00:03:14.000 Well, I guess you go with Alex, but then it can either turn into like, oh, he's like Pete Keaton, or he's a rapist. 0.99

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00:03:21.000 Yes, exactly. 0.98

00:03:22.000 Either one.

00:03:23.000 So I'm looking forward to it.

00:03:24.000 We're going to get to some of the H3 stuff in a little bit. 0.99

00:03:28.000 Well, first though, let's just watch this.

00:03:29.000 The San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus.

00:03:32.000 Is it choir or gay men's chorus?

00:03:34.000 It's a chorus.

00:03:34.000 I think it's a chorus.

00:03:35.000 I guess the Vienna Boys Choir has the corner on that.

00:03:38.000 They do.

00:03:38.000 They use the term choir.

00:03:40.000 They just took it from it.

00:03:40.000 We like all the men's parts.

00:03:43.000 I don't think they had a choice.

00:03:50.000 So this is the San Francisco Gay Men's Chorus.

00:03:53.000 This is Moore.

00:03:54.000 Or again, these people are all taking the role of being glorified advertisers for big

00:03:57.000 pharma wanting you to get vaccinated.

00:04:11.000 It's Kim Il Sung Square.

00:04:14.000 Oh, Kim Il Sung Square.

00:04:30.000 Lance Paz?

00:04:34.000 I'm sure getting pricked with something doesn't hurt one of them.

00:04:42.000 That's funny.

00:04:44.000 Now let's do one about condoms.

00:04:51.000 We got Serena Williams in the payroll! 1.00

00:04:52.000 I think that's her sister.

00:04:55.000 How about HIV?

00:04:57.000 What gets rid of that?

00:05:04.000 Not the group session they're going to have after that chorus session?

00:05:07.000 That looks like the beginning of the prison scene from Human Centipede 3 when in the jail.

00:05:12.000 No, it looks like, do we have a picture of that square?

00:05:14.000 That's exactly what it looks like!

00:05:16.000 Vaccinate!

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00:05:20.000 And Fauci's dear leader.

00:05:22.000 Whatever he says.

00:05:24.000 That's who signs his checks.

00:05:26.000 Also, Fauci got 12 holes in one in his first game at golf.

00:05:30.000 Don't question it.

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00:05:45.000 All that to remove us for no apparent reason.

00:05:47.000 Yeah.

00:05:48.000 And, you know, I'll get to the question later, but first off, do you think that Jen Psaki is a demon straight from the pits of hell? 1.00

00:05:54.000 Possibly.

00:05:55.000 Because we have some proof.

00:05:59.000 So yesterday, a fly landed on Jen Psaki during a press conference.

00:06:05.000 You've probably seen this.

00:06:06.000 Was it the Pence fly?

00:06:07.000 Well, first let me say we've made tremendous progress in our vaccination efforts to date.

00:06:15.000 I think there's a fly on your head.

00:06:18.000 Oh, thank you.

00:06:19.000 Oh, thank you, guys.

00:06:21.000 At least it's not a cicada.

00:06:22.000 I swear, those things are a cada.

00:06:24.000 I don't understand what she said.

00:06:26.000 We're supposed to eat the cicadas now.

00:06:28.000 Yeah, what's up with the cicadas?

00:06:29.000 Does your tongue go out to try to eat it?

00:06:31.000 Well, actually, this is the one thing.

00:06:33.000 We isolated the audio and zoomed in.

00:06:35.000 And this is something a lot of people missed because they shoot in a 30 frame rate.

00:06:40.000 So we got a 60.

00:06:41.000 Yeah, sometimes you can catch it.

00:06:42.000 And yeah, we have the exclusive here.

00:06:44.000 I think there's a fly on your head.

00:06:47.000 Thank you.

00:06:48.000 Oh, thank you guys.

00:06:49.000 At least it's not a cicada.

00:06:50.000 I swear, those things are... Wow!

00:06:55.000 She is skilled.

00:06:57.000 Wow.

00:06:57.000 That is... Accuracy on that.

00:06:59.000 I thought chopsticks, you know, with Mr. Miyagi catching was... Yeah, it's good. 0.70

00:07:02.000 Mr. Miyagi ain't got nothing on him.

00:07:05.000 It's the lizard people. 1.00

00:07:08.000 We know this.

00:07:10.000 Mr. Saki!

00:07:10.000 Yes, sir!

00:07:11.000 Regret to inform you. 0.99

00:07:13.000 Work for demented old circus monkey. 0.98

00:07:17.000 I eat a fry, gain one more freckle. 0.96

00:07:19.000 People don't remember that.

00:07:22.000 That was really, like, they think of Karate Kid.

00:07:24.000 There were some really, really touching scenes in that.

00:07:26.000 There were.

00:07:26.000 And that one was where he was drunk talking about how he lost his wife during a show.

00:07:29.000 It was unbelievable.

00:07:30.000 Oh, yeah.

00:07:31.000 And we had Ralph Macchio on the show.

00:07:32.000 I remember talking with him.

00:07:33.000 I thought it was some of the best acting that I'd seen as far as someone who was an adult playing a teenager when he was saying, I just want to go home!

00:07:40.000 I want to go home to New York!

00:07:41.000 And I remember asking him about that, and you could see he was touched, because I think a lot of people, you know, it sort of became campy, and remembered what Karate Kid was sort of known for, the iconic poster.

00:07:50.000 The guy really had some acting chops.

00:07:52.000 How old was he when he did that?

00:07:54.000 I think he was like 54?

00:07:55.000 Yes, he's up there.

00:07:57.000 He's up there.

00:07:58.000 I like how that whole movie is just Mr. Miyagi, who is in fact a drunk.

00:08:04.000 Trying to make this boy do his housework.

00:08:07.000 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 He's like, yeah, wax my car.

00:08:08.000 He's like, this is karate?

00:08:10.000 He's like, yeah, go cut my lawn with your shirt off.

00:08:12.000 Right.

00:08:13.000 Don't worry, I'll teach you a crane kick. 1.00

00:08:14.000 Ancient Japanese technique.

00:08:16.000 Master, master, wax on and master, put the joints in the joints in the BB oil.

00:08:21.000 Oh, is that a fact, Sensei Pat?

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 Thanks.

00:08:25.000 Do a crane kick, which no one will see coming.

00:08:28.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:30.000 I just love that, that entire thing of like, I might be kicking you, but you know, whatever.

00:08:35.000 It was very illegal.

00:08:36.000 Alright guys, we have other stories we have to move on to.

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00:08:47.000 Here's a new poll, by the way, the For the People Act Monmouth University poll.

00:08:51.000 So the Senate, they're scheduled to hold a procedural vote on the For the People Act.

00:08:56.000 Let me just recap this for you because we did a whole segment on it.

00:08:59.000 I think you can go and search, you can't on YouTube, but if you go to lateralcutter.com, right now if you search on YouTube voting act or For the People Act Crowder, you find an old PBS video with 400 plays.

00:09:11.000 So, let me just sort of give you a recap of it so we don't have to go into a whole deep dive.

00:09:17.000 And you can find this at congress.gov or we'll have the link in the description.

00:09:21.000 This forces states, this bill, to allow same-day registration, it mandates and expands early voting, mandates no-excuse absentee voting, it bans identification requirements for obtaining absentee ballots, and it forces states to accept sworn affidavits instead of identification.

00:09:36.000 Isn't it funny that sworn affidavits are enough now?

00:09:41.000 I don't know.

00:09:41.000 When hundreds, as it related to the election, which by the way of course no evidence ever

00:09:46.000 that there's ever been any kind of voter fraud that's ever happened to YouTube, we just want

00:09:48.000 to be very clear, but all of the sworn affidavits, the hundreds that claimed that it had, that's

00:09:54.000 just a sworn affidavit, who really cares?

00:09:56.000 And at this point it's like, how do I know that you live there?

00:09:59.000 I do.

00:10:00.000 Good enough for me.

00:10:01.000 Go in and determine the fate of our constitutional republic, sir.

00:10:04.000 Exactly.

00:10:05.000 So how do you plan on securing the election?

00:10:07.000 We are going to depend on people to be truthful.

00:10:09.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:10:10.000 That's stupid. 1.00

00:10:12.000 It just makes common sense. 1.00

00:10:13.000 We are going to depend on people to do the right thing.

00:10:16.000 Yeah. 0.96

00:10:17.000 Did you watch that vaccinate gay chorus video? 0.94

00:10:21.000 Have you been paying attention at all to society? 0.94

00:10:24.000 I absorbed it.

00:10:25.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:10:27.000 By osmosis.

00:10:28.000 It was forced.

00:10:29.000 It was sticky.

00:10:29.000 I swallowed it.

00:10:30.000 There was a recent poll from Monmouth University on early voting and ID.

00:10:37.000 And this is something we've talked about, how the majority of black people support voting ID.

00:10:40.000 We didn't change our mind on this voting ID.

00:10:42.000 Once you sort of get down to the nitty gritty, it's very hard for people to argue against it.

00:10:46.000 And I don't think that policy should be dictated by polls.

00:10:49.000 However, when the policy is entirely predicated, the Republicans want to make sure that you can't vote if you're young, if you're a woman, if you're LGBTQ, and specifically if you're not white.

00:11:02.000 Well, okay, hold on a second.

00:11:03.000 So you really have no basis for saying that we shouldn't have any voter identification.

00:11:07.000 It's not in line with really anywhere else in the modern industrialized world.

00:11:11.000 It's predicated on, but it's popular!

00:11:13.000 That's the only reason that I'm addressing the poll right now.

00:11:15.000 vast majority of Americans support voter ID, 84% of minorities versus 77% of white people.

00:11:22.000 You can't find 84% of minorities and 77% of white people to agree on anything. 0.89

00:11:28.000 That's a pretty big number right now, especially a Republican policy.

00:11:31.000 It's just, it's...

00:11:32.000 It's the most benign thing ever to say, hey, you've got to show an ID.

00:11:35.000 If you've got to show an ID to check out a book, you've got to show an ID to vote.

00:11:38.000 What's hard about that?

00:11:39.000 Put a room together with 84 black people, 77 white people, and see if you can get them to agree on dinner or the show afterward.

00:11:46.000 That's true.

00:11:47.000 None of it.

00:11:48.000 Be like, I want to go to the Apollo.

00:11:49.000 I would like to go to the opera.

00:11:50.000 Be like, but do we think that we should all have to present identification?

00:11:53.000 Well, yeah, sure.

00:11:54.000 Come on, please.

00:11:55.000 We're not monsters.

00:11:57.000 And there's just one guy who's beaten to death because he suggested Madea. 0.97

00:12:02.000 You ain't black. 0.98

00:12:03.000 We all can agree it was necessary.

00:12:06.000 Which one?

00:12:07.000 I don't think it matters.

00:12:10.000 There's so many.

00:12:11.000 I'm sure they're all different in many ways.

00:12:13.000 Let me ask this.

00:12:14.000 I have a few questions for you today and the best thing you can do is just comment below and smash that like button if you're watching this live.

00:12:20.000 Hit the like button and comment.

00:12:23.000 There are only a few sort of topics of discussion where I haven't even heard a valid argument

00:12:31.000 from the other side.

00:12:32.000 Now, I understand, for example, I don't agree with it, but I understand the arguments when

00:12:35.000 you talk about abortion and people haven't really done their due diligence, so they don't

00:12:37.000 know.

00:12:38.000 They just say they don't think that life begins at fertilization, but they don't really know

00:12:42.000 when life begins.

00:12:43.000 I understand that as it comes to taxes, you have people who say, well, you know what,

00:12:46.000 people need to pay their fair share.

00:12:48.000 I don't agree with it, and statistically I don't agree with, obviously, the outcome, because we sort of know, you know, we've talked about Hauser's Law, we've talked about the Laffer Curve, but I understand people's argument.

00:12:57.000 There are two That I've never heard something even close to a valid argument against.

00:13:03.000 One of which I've talked about is school choice.

00:13:06.000 Or at the very least, a voucher, which is attached to the student.

00:13:09.000 That means that instead of spending $12,000 per pupil at a school where they have to go with no choice, you attach it to the student and they can take it wherever they want.

00:13:17.000 Never heard an argument against it that's anything even close to remotely convincing.

00:13:21.000 I've only heard people say, well, that would be racist.

00:13:23.000 The other one is, and you can comment below, because I want to know, I want to know what I'm missing here.

00:13:29.000 I've never heard anything close to something resembling a valid argument as to why you shouldn't need to present identification to vote other than it's racist.

00:13:40.000 Is there an argument out there that I'm missing?

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:43.000 I haven't seen any.

00:13:44.000 Does anyone hear?

00:13:45.000 Can anyone think of anything?

00:13:45.000 I want to make sure that I know.

00:13:47.000 Racist is the only thing that I've heard.

00:13:49.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:13:49.000 But then 84% of black people are like, nah. 0.91

00:13:52.000 What are you talking about?

00:13:52.000 I got an ID.

00:13:53.000 They get offended when you tell them that you're not smart enough, as Joe Biden would say, probably because he said this about other things, to get an ID.

00:14:00.000 No, he said they're just as capable as white kids. 0.95

00:14:02.000 Just as capable as white kids, right. 1.00

00:14:04.000 As smart as white kids. 0.94

00:14:05.000 But how in the world do you think that it's impossible for somebody to get an ID?

00:14:08.000 It's an obvious ploy to make sure that illegal people who are here, not legally, get to vote. 0.82

00:14:14.000 Right.

00:14:15.000 Right?

00:14:15.000 And if they've taken your license, for some reason, you can actually get an identification card.

00:14:21.000 That's true.

00:14:21.000 Well, there are a lot of forms of ID that they would be willing to accept.

00:14:24.000 Well, in most states, nothing for free.

00:14:26.000 And the average price is like $12.

00:14:27.000 Yes.

00:14:30.000 Unless you want the park recreation.

00:14:31.000 Oh, wait, no, that's not.

00:14:32.000 No, no.

00:14:33.000 But I love how when Biden said that it's clear like he was it's like an affirmation.

00:14:36.000 He was saying it to convince himself.

00:14:38.000 Yeah. 0.89

00:14:39.000 Oh, black kids are just as capable. 0.88

00:14:41.000 They're just as capable as white kids. 0.98

00:14:43.000 Joe, black kids are just as capable as white kids. 0.99

00:14:46.000 Was it black kids or was it poor kids? 0.99

00:14:47.000 It was poor kids. 0.98

00:14:49.000 Poor kids, they're one and the same.

00:14:50.000 Come on, in my mind, you know the show.

00:14:52.000 Like there's no poor white kids. 0.95

00:14:53.000 Poor kids are just as capable as white kids. 1.00

00:14:55.000 Black kids, poor kids, are just as capable as white kids. 1.00

00:14:59.000 Yeah, we all know what he meant. 0.97

00:15:01.000 It was thinly veiled.

00:15:02.000 I think I can.

00:15:03.000 I think I can.

00:15:05.000 Oh! 0.60

00:15:06.000 Well look, for the people who were scared about Russians interfering with the election, how about this?

00:15:11.000 How about we just let a couple hundred thousand Russians vote in our election?

00:15:15.000 Not show ID.

00:15:17.000 I understand you want to take the focus off people from South America.

00:15:20.000 Okay, fine.

00:15:20.000 Let's let a couple hundred thousand Russians who are not citizens of the United States.

00:15:23.000 That would be the equivalent of you saying, nobody needs to show ID.

00:15:26.000 And potentially having people without ID vote.

00:15:29.000 Next thing is we just have a tarp for vodka and nightclubs.

00:15:32.000 Hey, I'm glad you changed your system.

00:15:34.000 I like to party!

00:15:37.000 I'm a real fun but have a very hair trigger.

00:15:41.000 You never know what's gonna happen, only that I show up in matching tracksuit!

00:15:46.000 Come to my house, I have indoor-outdoor pool.

00:15:49.000 You start swimming inside, but you finish out the side!

00:15:54.000 Did you look at my cousin dress sexy?

00:15:57.000 Why are you so mad if I want to hit on a girl? 0.62

00:15:59.000 This is my cousin.

00:16:00.000 This is my cousin.

00:16:01.000 She's dressed so sexy, almost like Giant Crystal Elephant.

00:16:05.000 By the way, you see my Giant Crystal Elephant?

00:16:10.000 I drove here.

00:16:11.000 What is it with Serbians when they come to the United States? 1.00

00:16:13.000 It's just so gaudy if they make money.

00:16:16.000 I think they just have, in their countries, they have two posters.

00:16:21.000 One is Run DMC and the other one is a white BMW.

00:16:26.000 That is how I live my life.

00:16:27.000 This is the American dream, right?

00:16:29.000 Gold chain, tracksuit, white BMW.

00:16:29.000 Yes.

00:16:31.000 And they go to the dealer and they're like, hey, can we, maybe with those tires, can we put in, like, nail-in jewels?

00:16:38.000 And they're like, well, that wouldn't really work.

00:16:39.000 It's just like having a nail in your tire.

00:16:41.000 But if we never take it out, I'll stay!

00:16:45.000 How about the bedazzle?

00:16:46.000 Can you bedazzle the tire?

00:16:47.000 That's it!

00:16:48.000 Okay, so a lot of people, obviously, we're going to be talking about this.

00:16:53.000 This is something I'm looking forward to.

00:16:55.000 You might remember that, you know, there was a little spat with, you guys remember, with H3, Ethan Klein, and he's a YouTube creator, okay?

00:17:04.000 And he made the comment, I think we've had it on our soundboard, that you should do exactly what the CDC tells you, this government agency, you don't even have to think about it.

00:17:12.000 You don't have to think about it, dude.

00:17:14.000 Right.

00:17:15.000 And so, again, the point there was, criticizing the idea, I think that's really bad.

00:17:20.000 Yes.

00:17:20.000 It's really bad to tell an audience of young, impressionable youth that they shouldn't do their own due diligence.

00:17:25.000 Right.

00:17:26.000 That they shouldn't actually try and aggregate information and come to an informed, rational decision.

00:17:31.000 Well, of course, as long as you can back up what you're saying.

00:17:34.000 Right, yes, as long as you can back up what you're saying.

00:17:36.000 So there were some videos kind of going back and forth, and you guys know I really don't like doing the YouTube drama, the pissing contest, and from what I understand, you released a portion of this clip yesterday, but not everything.

00:17:48.000 Oh, of course.

00:17:49.000 Interestingly, Ethan Klein then, and afterward when I said on air that I would love to have a conversation with him, reached out to me to debate.

00:17:57.000 He reached out to me directly on Twitter.

00:17:59.000 But first, let me kind of set some context here too.

00:18:02.000 Because there are some ill-conceived notions.

00:18:05.000 Change my mind is very different from a debate.

00:18:08.000 We've done many change my minds, but I've also done a lot of debates, not even including what I had to do on Fox News and CNN and HLN when I worked there for years.

00:18:14.000 A change my mind, the whole goal to a change my mind, for example, is an anti-debate.

00:18:19.000 Where people aren't just trying to score points, where people aren't in a, you know, in a quadrant view, where they each have three minutes.

00:18:25.000 It's almost like you say this every single Change My Mind.

00:18:27.000 Well, the whole thing is, yeah, the point of Change My Mind was I used to sit down, we'd have these great conversations.

00:18:31.000 Right.

00:18:32.000 At the gym, or I'd have them, you know, at a restaurant, or we'd have them in the studio, and I thought, why can't this go on air?

00:18:37.000 Yeah.

00:18:38.000 And so that's what Change My Mind became.

00:18:40.000 And that being said, at Change My Mind we've also had professors sit down, which, very admirable, because most of them refuse to.

00:18:46.000 It's basically, Change My Mind is, the ones that we do on campus, because about 40-50% of them are actually not on campus, it's just anywhere in the city where we can get a permit, it's supposed to be done in classrooms.

00:18:58.000 That's the point.

00:18:59.000 But it's not taking place.

00:19:00.000 Because we've talked about it.

00:19:02.000 Radical one-sidedness at college.

00:19:03.000 Okay.

00:19:04.000 Now, on the flip side of that, I've done many debates throughout my career.

00:19:09.000 I think we have some thumbnails here so you guys can kind of see.

00:19:12.000 You have mayors.

00:19:13.000 You have actors.

00:19:14.000 You have comedians.

00:19:15.000 You have columnists for the New York Times.

00:19:16.000 You have scientists.

00:19:17.000 Feminists. 0.94

00:19:18.000 You have feminists, you have CNN hosts, Steve Green is in there. 1.00

00:19:22.000 And then, of course, I've also even done these debates, ironically, Devil's Advocate, where I've argued from the point of the left against people like Ben Shapiro, against people like Jordan Peterson, Tim Pool, John Stossel.

00:19:35.000 That was fun.

00:19:36.000 He's a little prickly.

00:19:37.000 I see what you're trying to do here with your little character.

00:19:41.000 Give me a break.

00:19:43.000 Just answer the question, Jim.

00:19:46.000 So I just wanted to set this so you understand kind of where we've been with this show for a while.

00:19:51.000 And when Ethan Klein reached out to me to have a debate on Twitter, I think we have the screenshots here, right?

00:19:59.000 Yeah, we have the screenshots where he reached out to me.

00:20:01.000 and said that he wanted to do a debate just him and I.

00:20:01.000 Yeah.

00:20:03.000 I said, okay.

00:20:04.000 He said, what will it be?

00:20:05.000 I agreed to the terms of the debate.

00:20:07.000 I said, look, we'll talk about the COVID issue because CDC, that was the initial topic of discussion.

00:20:12.000 We can talk about big tech because now he supports big tech censorship.

00:20:15.000 Then there were some emails.

00:20:16.000 I don't know if you had the emails there.

00:20:17.000 There were some emails that again, went back and forth where they said, hey, what do you want to do?

00:20:21.000 We'll get on a call.

00:20:22.000 It'll just be you and I. Just you and I, no tricks.

00:20:25.000 Very clear about that, right?

00:20:26.000 Right.

00:20:27.000 Because every time, the reason I mention these other debates is every time we've had a debate with someone, it's been very straightforward.

00:20:32.000 I disagree with you.

00:20:33.000 This is the topic we're going to cover.

00:20:34.000 And one of the reasons you say it's just going to be you and I, it's like I'm not going to be sitting over here on my computer trying to pull up something to kind of do a gotcha moment.

00:20:34.000 Right.

00:20:41.000 Right.

00:20:41.000 And you've always told me that.

00:20:42.000 Like, hey, if we're ever debating somebody, you can always come in, let me introduce you and let them know.

00:20:46.000 You're never going to surprise somebody.

00:20:47.000 Right.

00:20:48.000 No blindsides.

00:20:48.000 Yes.

00:20:49.000 And you've debated real comedians that are great, like Christopher Titus.

00:20:53.000 Yes.

00:20:54.000 Not whatever that is.

00:20:57.000 And to be clear, I would debate Noam Chomsky tomorrow.

00:21:00.000 All he has to say is yes.

00:21:01.000 But he doesn't owe it to me.

00:21:02.000 My kind of general rule is, look, it has to be someone who's an expert in something, someone who's really worthy, or it has to be a comparable audience, otherwise you end up debating every time Dick and Harry.

00:21:09.000 So, this was supposed to happen with Ethan Klein.

00:21:13.000 And what I'm about to show you is the unedited master clip of me coming in for a sound check beforehand, and the conversation that I had with Ethan.

00:21:21.000 And look, I want you to understand something, too.

00:21:23.000 What you're about to see sort of behind the scenes is very genuine, right?

00:21:27.000 I really did wish him the best with his new baby, and his family, and his wife.

00:21:33.000 And I really did plan to come on and have this conversation in good faith with Ethan.

00:21:38.000 It really wasn't an act, and you'll see how it is with any other debate, and that's what I had hoped would happen here, but I never actually thought it would happen.

00:21:47.000 And I know you're saying, well, it's easy to go back and Monday morning quarterback that, you know, afterward.

00:21:52.000 But all along, I kind of expected Ethan to be sort of... I wanted him to be a good guy.

00:21:58.000 You try and speak people and elevate them to who you want to be, but at a certain point, you know, cowardice is cowardice.

00:22:03.000 And my greatest problem, honestly, here, when you're about to watch this, is Sam Seder, who pops up, who's sort of ancillary.

00:22:11.000 Really, the issue is Is Ethan's wife, because it's your job to try and beat the cowardice out of your husband, because you're going to have a little boy, right? 0.52

00:22:21.000 That's the thing.

00:22:21.000 When you have a son, you have to make sure that they understand what integrity is.

00:22:25.000 For me, a man makes an agreement, and a man is good to his word.

00:22:30.000 This really comes down to an agreement, good to your word, and I know you always have two sides, and the cleaner side wins, but really there's only one side that's based on a lie.

00:22:40.000 I wish it didn't happen, because I really wanted to talk to him about his relationship with Susan Wojcicki and the flip and the support of big tech.

00:22:46.000 Because also keep in mind, too, I had to navigate some murky waters here, because the goal was to remove me from medical misinformation and any conversations about COVID.

00:22:55.000 Ethan has talked about that in the past.

00:22:56.000 So now, without further delay, in its full context, a little bit of a surprise, the debate

00:23:05.000 with Ethan Klein.

00:23:06.000 Yeah, because this mic hasn't been adjusted, guys.

00:23:26.000 Hold on, let me adjust this because I have to set it to human height since Dave is doing it.

00:23:32.000 I can see some weird contact thing there.

00:23:38.000 Okay.

00:23:42.000 Right.

00:23:43.000 Alright, let me check this.

00:23:47.000 Check one, two, three.

00:23:49.000 Good?

00:23:51.000 All right.

00:23:51.000 Okay, you guys are gonna call him and soundcheck him?

00:23:53.000 Yeah.

00:23:53.000 I, uh... I bet this guy's gonna do anything he can to avoid actually debating.

00:24:00.000 Yeah.

00:24:01.000 I think he wants to do anything that he possibly can to avoid... Oh, yeah.

00:24:06.000 I mean, I don't know.

00:24:07.000 When you want me to admit him into the room, I'll just do that.

00:24:10.000 You guys do the soundcheck.

00:24:10.000 Sure, well, yeah.

00:24:11.000 I don't want to sit there and talk with our producer, Dean, and stuff, but... I don't think this guy wants to do this.

00:24:15.000 I wouldn't be surprised if he...

00:24:17.000 He's probably gonna bring someone else on, who's a producer, like a fan of that Cedar character.

00:24:23.000 Yeah, that'd be my bet, but hey, hopefully he mans up.

00:24:25.000 Okay, you can do your sound check.

00:24:27.000 All righty, here we go.

00:24:28.000 I'm gonna sit right here in front of you guys.

00:24:30.000 Okay.

00:24:31.000 All right.

00:24:41.000 Hey guys, can you hear us?

00:24:49.000 Hello.

00:24:51.000 Hey, how's it going?

00:24:52.000 You hear us well, or?

00:24:54.000 Oh, yeah, I can hear you just fine.

00:24:56.000 Perfect.

00:24:57.000 You and you?

00:24:58.000 Yeah, you guys sound good.

00:25:00.000 Okay, great.

00:25:02.000 Who am I speaking with?

00:25:04.000 This is producer Tim.

00:25:06.000 Tim?

00:25:07.000 Yes.

00:25:08.000 Hi, Tim.

00:25:09.000 Nice to meet you.

00:25:10.000 Nice to meet you.

00:25:13.000 Are you one of the guys that dresses up in the Crowder? 0.71

00:25:16.000 Are you not on screen?

00:25:20.000 I'm running the audio board.

00:25:22.000 Okay.

00:25:23.000 So you're not the Peter Pan guy or anything like that?

00:25:27.000 Peter Pan?

00:25:28.000 No.

00:25:29.000 No.

00:25:30.000 Hold on one second.

00:25:31.000 We'll get Steven here momentarily.

00:25:33.000 Okay.

00:25:33.000 Thank you.

00:25:34.000 Bye.

00:25:46.000 Do Dave's leave food crumbs on this thing? 0.98

00:25:48.000 It's like a crescent moon of filth.

00:25:51.000 Hi, Steven.

00:25:51.000 Hey, Ethan.

00:25:52.000 How you doing, brother?

00:25:53.000 Hey, I just want to say on a serious note that I'm glad your wife is okay.

00:25:58.000 I heard you had a little bit of an issue with your wife. 1.00

00:26:01.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:26:02.000 Well, she's pregnant with twins, so it's like... Well, by the way, congratulations, too.

00:26:06.000 I know you guys are in the same process.

00:26:08.000 It's a whole thing.

00:26:09.000 They switch and they breach.

00:26:10.000 Can you come down a little bit?

00:26:12.000 Oh, sorry.

00:26:12.000 Am I too loud for you?

00:26:14.000 I just told Dan, our producer, to turn the volume down a little bit.

00:26:16.000 I'm going to take out my gum.

00:26:16.000 You're good.

00:26:17.000 Yeah, they switch and they breach.

00:26:21.000 They're rolling around.

00:26:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:26:23.000 I mean, at first they said C-section.

00:26:24.000 And then they said, oh, we might be able to do a natural birth, but they don't do C-section.

00:26:28.000 And then they said, oh, yeah.

00:26:29.000 And then they said, no, wait, now the other one's breached. 1.00

00:26:30.000 And the boy is just a dick. 0.99

00:26:32.000 He just will not stop kicking the other one. 1.00

00:26:34.000 It's like a junior suite apartment.

00:26:36.000 He keeps kicking the girl.

00:26:38.000 And so then the girl wakes up.

00:26:40.000 Oh, so how far in is she? 0.91

00:26:43.000 She's due late July, early August.

00:26:46.000 Oh wow, that's coming right up.

00:26:47.000 Yeah, and I've got a big surgery July 1st, so I'm trying to get everything done in a hurry.

00:26:53.000 Is that your first?

00:26:55.000 Yeah, it is.

00:26:55.000 It is.

00:26:56.000 Yeah, we talked about in the show quite a bit.

00:26:57.000 My wife, so my wife had a basic operation for, um, but I won't talk about it.

00:27:01.000 She probably won't, but basically then she woke up with something called GBS.

00:27:05.000 Um, so we kind of, it wasn't really fertility issues.

00:27:06.000 It was a physical issue and GBS actually paralyzes you from the waist down.

00:27:12.000 So that's what she was experiencing.

00:27:14.000 When she came out just because they put her under anesthesia.

00:27:14.000 Yeah.

00:27:17.000 And so it's interesting, like, you know, I'm like a pro-vaxxer, generally speaking, but she can't even get a flu shot.

00:27:23.000 It's one of the few conditions, because of the GBS, it's like a neurological condition where she has to be careful with any vaccine.

00:27:30.000 So it's just been a weird navigation.

00:27:32.000 But this is your second, right?

00:27:34.000 Yeah, this is going to be our second, so we've been through it.

00:27:38.000 And it's just one.

00:27:39.000 It was supposed to be three, but the one child cannibalized everyone, and he has gained their energies to become the ultimate human being.

00:27:48.000 I feel like that's what happens with the Olsen twins.

00:27:51.000 I'm convinced that one of them is evil.

00:27:53.000 One of them ate the third one?

00:27:55.000 Yeah, something happened there.

00:27:56.000 It seems like whenever you see them in pictures, there's one who's more disturbing.

00:28:00.000 Maybe you're right.

00:28:02.000 But alright man, well I appreciate you coming on and doing this and you know, doing this

00:28:05.000 uh, a lot of people don't so just talking, you know, avoiding kind of the social media

00:28:09.000 pissing contest drama.

00:28:10.000 Um, so uh, yeah, are you ready to go?

00:28:13.000 So I just want to make one clarification, so in terms of, so we're both going to record

00:28:19.000 it and then we can use it wherever we want.

00:28:22.000 On your show, on my show, whatever, right?

00:28:24.000 Yeah.

00:28:26.000 And we can send you the file if we want because we have the master file and everything.

00:28:30.000 I think we're good, right Dan?

00:28:31.000 We're recording it on our end.

00:28:32.000 Okay.

00:28:33.000 Yeah, we've never used Zoom either.

00:28:35.000 Did you ever get sold on that Skype TX box?

00:28:38.000 Remember when that came out?

00:28:39.000 Oh, no.

00:28:40.000 Dude, I've always had such a pain with Skype that I, um... Zoom has always been really good, so... Well, the Skype TX box is, like, from NewTek, I think.

00:28:49.000 And they sold us on that.

00:28:50.000 They said, this is what Jimmy Kimmel uses on all these people.

00:28:52.000 Skype?

00:28:53.000 Well, Skype TX.

00:28:54.000 It's like a box...

00:28:55.000 It's good?

00:28:55.000 Oh yeah, see.

00:28:55.000 Got it.

00:28:56.000 Skype has always sucked. 0.97

00:28:56.000 Yeah, Skype, I don't trust Skype. 0.97

00:28:57.000 No, it sucks. So what we've had to do is we just have Mac minis set up. And Skype has played well

00:29:04.000 with those, but not the exclusively designed Skype to Xbox that we paid whatever premium for.

00:29:09.000 Yeah, Skype. I don't trust Skype. Skype has always sucked.

00:29:12.000 Yeah. All right. Well, I'll just... 0.99

00:29:14.000 Oh, and then so, okay, so we're going to record it. And then the topics are just like,

00:29:23.000 just we said about authority with the vaccine. And there was something else you mentioned.

00:29:31.000 I don't know how on top of you want to keep it.

00:29:33.000 Yeah. However you want to do it. I thought that since that was kind of the subject that

00:29:36.000 got us into a tiff that we could talk about sort of the CDC sort of medical authorities. And you

00:29:42.000 can tell me where you disagree with me. And then also kind of big tech, because that ties in with

00:29:46.000 the CDC and World Health Organization.

00:29:49.000 And I'll just sort of, I'll introduce it to my, you know, I have a little bit of a different audience, so let them know kind of who you are, what's going on, and if you want to do the same, that's fine, but... Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course, of course.

00:29:49.000 Okay.

00:29:59.000 We'll let them know.

00:29:59.000 All right.

00:30:00.000 Okay.

00:30:02.000 I'll give you a countdown, and then I'll, three, two, one.

00:30:07.000 All right, okay, I'm really glad to have my next guest on the show.

00:30:10.000 And I've always said this, I always respect people who enter into the arena.

00:30:16.000 And, you know, we've had a lot of debates on this show, which is different from like a change my mind where we sit down and have conversations.

00:30:20.000 But my old Brazilian jiu-jitsu coach always said, if you come a switch, we go switch, you go spicy, we're going to do a little spicy.

00:30:27.000 So we're always trying to keep it as respectful as possible, and I really do appreciate the guy making the time because a lot of people haven't.

00:30:32.000 He has a huge YouTube channel, several YouTube channels, one of the OGs, a lot of people watch him.

00:30:38.000 You know him, some of you like him, some of you don't, same can be said for me.

00:30:41.000 Ethan Klein from H3H3.

00:30:44.000 Ethan, thanks man for making the time.

00:30:47.000 You're very welcome, and I just want to say, I know you called me, you said that I would be a layup.

00:30:52.000 I think I use something like that.

00:30:53.000 I think you're right because I don't think I'm a very good debater.

00:30:56.000 I think you know that.

00:30:58.000 So I don't wanna make it too easy for you.

00:31:01.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:03.000 So I've prepared.

00:31:04.000 Okay.

00:31:06.000 All right, so what we were going to talk about is, you know, the initial quote that happened.

00:31:06.000 Yes.

00:31:12.000 I think he's looking off there.

00:31:14.000 The initial quote that kind of was turned into a little bit of a meme, which wasn't intentional, and was you saying you don't even have to think about it regarding the CDC.

00:31:26.000 And I disagree with that.

00:31:28.000 I think people should think about it, I believe.

00:31:30.000 And we talked about this through playful ribbing and an aggregation of medical authorities and scientific voices to make an informed and rational decision.

00:31:39.000 So where do you think that I'm wrong on that?

00:31:42.000 Stephen, do you know that the Spartans are Did they practice man love with children?

00:31:51.000 Oh jeez, okay, so this is what's gonna happen.

00:31:53.000 What did I tell you?

00:31:54.000 He was gonna do anything he could to avoid... Oh!

00:31:56.000 Oh, there he is!

00:31:57.000 Oh no!

00:31:58.000 Sam Seder! 0.99

00:31:59.000 What a f***ing nightmare! 0.96

00:32:00.000 Thank you, Steven. 0.81

00:32:01.000 I had no idea this was going to happen!

00:32:04.000 I thought Ethan was a stand-up guy.

00:32:07.000 This is where we are.

00:32:09.000 Dave, Dave, remember I told you?

00:32:10.000 I said, I guarantee you he's gonna do anything he can to avoid the debate.

00:32:10.000 I told you.

00:32:14.000 Oh, I just think he believes that he should debate you.

00:32:16.000 No, no, he doesn't. 0.96

00:32:17.000 He just takes advantage of women with, you know, mental health issues.

00:32:20.000 Ethan Klein doesn't stand up and do his own fighting.

00:32:23.000 I gotta say, I don't mind speeches that you would do anything to avoid talking to me.

00:32:31.000 I think you're Does that include Joe Rogan?

00:32:33.000 Yeah, Joe Rogan, and Dave Rubin, and Jordan Peterson, and Noam Chomsky, and Sam Harris.

00:32:39.000 Everyone's been avoiding Sam's theater.

00:32:41.000 It's not just attempting to get your audience by jumping in.

00:32:43.000 Well, I debated with her.

00:32:48.000 It's about issues.

00:32:50.000 It's about those issues.

00:32:52.000 That's what you're doing here.

00:32:54.000 You're so clever.

00:32:55.000 I had no idea that you were taking your show off early last time, coming in today with your pigpen peanut size.

00:33:02.000 You take those off with the velveteen buttons?

00:33:04.000 We must have been very worried about this, Stephen.

00:33:07.000 I don't know why.

00:33:08.000 No one's worried about it, Sam.

00:33:10.000 I didn't want to do it.

00:33:12.000 Sam, come on.

00:33:13.000 I'll tell you what, I have a general rule.

00:33:15.000 I don't start a debate based with people on a lie.

00:33:18.000 You are sabotaging.

00:33:20.000 How about you get to a thirtieth of the audience here?

00:33:22.000 The thirtieth of the audience.

00:33:25.000 Ethan, you should show yourself.

00:33:27.000 Ethan, how can you respect yourself as a man, brother?

00:33:29.000 You believe in something so strongly that you're not willing to disobey.

00:33:34.000 Hey, Ethan, Ethan, come on, Ethan, why do you have to bring on a guy who has a thirtieth of the viewership of yourself?

00:33:41.000 Saddest thing I've ever heard.

00:33:42.000 So you have a guy with less viewers to come on to debate him?

00:33:48.000 Apparently he had to think about it, bro.

00:33:53.000 Well, look, you're the one who got angry about it.

00:33:58.000 Hold on a second.

00:33:59.000 All right.

00:34:00.000 Let me let me let me hear what let me hear what Peg Penn has to say here really quick. 0.98

00:34:03.000 Fair enough.

00:34:04.000 But Ethan, Ethan, look, I don't hold on a second.

00:34:06.000 Ethan, this is because initially I came out here to talk with Ethan.

00:34:08.000 Ethan, come on, man.

00:34:10.000 Look, the same reason that I haven't ever had a conversation with Sam Cedars, the same reason that Joe Rogan, Sam Harris, Brett Weinstein, Dave Rubin, Ben Shapiro don't own anything, it's based on a lie, Ethan.

00:34:21.000 Just like you claiming my- What's the lie?

00:34:23.000 Ethan, you claiming my booker reached out to you, Ethan, when you know that's not true.

00:34:27.000 What's the lie?

00:34:28.000 There's no one ducking you, Sam.

00:34:29.000 Why are you so afraid?

00:34:31.000 Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.

00:34:33.000 I can call out Mike Tyson, it doesn't mean that I'm ducking him.

00:34:35.000 I don't understand why you are so worried about this.

00:34:37.000 Why do you feel that anyone- Sam, why do you feel that anyone owes you airtime when you have a 40th of the audience and you've been doing the show for 10 times as long?

00:34:43.000 I don't think anyone owes me airtime.

00:34:45.000 I think that Ethan has just given it to me.

00:34:48.000 Right.

00:34:48.000 I didn't ask him for it.

00:34:49.000 Right.

00:34:49.000 No, you've been begging for it for a long time with everyone bigger than yourself.

00:34:53.000 He can't build an audience and so what happens is he uploads 15 times more, has less than a 50th of the audience.

00:35:01.000 Well, that's why he wants to debate you is so he can build his audience.

00:35:04.000 Sam, come on.

00:35:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:35:11.000 Let me answer.

00:35:12.000 Can I answer your question?

00:35:15.000 Do you want me to answer your question?

00:35:16.000 My audience would say Sam who?

00:35:18.000 Just like Joe Rogan's audience and Ben Shapiro's and Dave Rubin. 0.96

00:35:22.000 Now they all know who you are because you had to shoehorn yourself into another coward show.

00:35:26.000 Why are we changing our minds? 0.98

00:35:32.000 This is another lie.

00:35:33.000 This is another lie.

00:35:34.000 Let me clarify, Sam.

00:35:36.000 Let me clarify, Sam.

00:35:37.000 The change of my mind, everyone knows on the show, right?

00:35:39.000 We've had professors... How did you know I ended my show early last week, Steven? 1.00

00:35:43.000 Because you're an idiot, and half of your staff doesn't like you. 1.00

00:35:47.000 Because I'm a diehard fan. 1.00

00:35:49.000 He's a die-hard fan.

00:35:51.000 I had heard of you, but I just met you.

00:35:54.000 Congratulations, Sam Seder's fan.

00:35:56.000 And I'm just a huge fan.

00:35:58.000 Well, right now, every time I try and talk, you're interrupting, Sam.

00:36:02.000 Right now, I'm trying to talk with you, you're interrupting, Sam.

00:36:05.000 You bombarded my show under a false pretense.

00:36:09.000 Just like you claimed that I ducked a debate with you under a false pretense.

00:36:12.000 Have I ever?

00:36:13.000 That is what the Politicon people told me.

00:36:15.000 Oh, is that what they told you?

00:36:16.000 So you're just lazy with your research?

00:36:19.000 And if Big Tech is, what research do I need?

00:36:22.000 You need to research the city.

00:36:23.000 Did Steven ever accept it?

00:36:25.000 Let me explain to you.

00:36:29.000 Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam, sweetheart.

00:36:32.000 Sam, fake stand-up comic who we can't find any footage about online.

00:36:35.000 Let me finish.

00:36:35.000 I'm not a stand-up comic.

00:36:37.000 Okay, that makes sense, because everything that I've seen is incredibly unfunny and unentertaining, which may explain the audience numbers.

00:36:37.000 Oh, you're not?

00:36:43.000 Well, I'm not a stand-up comic, irony alert, Stephen.

00:36:45.000 Comedian.

00:36:45.000 How much have you watched of my stuff, Stephen, that you think that your audience wouldn't appreciate our discussing things?

00:36:50.000 Sam, can I answer your question?

00:36:51.000 Sam, Samuel, can I answer your question?

00:36:54.000 Yes.

00:36:54.000 So you've gone on, you've done the same thing with other comments, everyone who has a bigger audience than you.

00:36:59.000 Because you said, I want to speak with Steven Crowder.

00:37:02.000 You believe that at some point, there was some acceptance?

00:37:05.000 When have I ever done a Politicon?

00:37:08.000 Ever!

00:37:09.000 As a matter of fact, in the last decade, in the last decade, in the last decade, I haven't done a single political conference. 0.99

00:37:16.000 I hosted CPAC for four years and stopped because they suck. 1.00

00:37:19.000 They don't pay and they're full of losers. 1.00

00:37:21.000 And you've been clamoring for it, and it's a lie! 0.99

00:37:23.000 Gavin told me that you dropped out of doing his show because I was going to go.

00:37:28.000 This is just hearsay and gossip!

00:37:29.000 I've never met more of a woman! 1.00

00:37:30.000 I don't know!

00:37:30.000 It's just a farce!

00:37:31.000 Alright, okay.

00:37:35.000 So, Ethan, do you want to have a conversation, Ethan?

00:37:37.000 Let's talk about the test.

00:37:39.000 Ethan, do you want to have a conversation or are you going to hide?

00:37:41.000 You felt so strongly about it.

00:37:43.000 So why are you hiding behind Sam Cedar?

00:37:46.000 Have a conversation with him. 1.00

00:37:48.000 Well, you're just a liar. 1.00

00:37:50.000 Hold on a second. 0.99

00:37:52.000 It sort of feels like you guys are the ones who are hiding.

00:37:55.000 Really?

00:37:55.000 Hiding?

00:37:56.000 Who snuck in on you?

00:37:59.000 Who's the guy who never appears on stage, never does a live show, never even allows a shadow of comedy to be perceived on his program?

00:38:08.000 He's hiding.

00:38:09.000 Everything we do is out in the open.

00:38:11.000 H3.

00:38:12.000 H3, you know that we agree.

00:38:15.000 Hold on a second, yeah?

00:38:17.000 So?

00:38:18.000 I want to normalize responsible gun ownership.

00:38:20.000 Is that your debate?

00:38:21.000 No wonder you had to bring in a hack for you!

00:38:24.000 You have a holster, bro!

00:38:29.000 You have a holster! 0.99

00:38:30.000 As he takes advantage of mentally ill women for a show that just is dwindling. 0.98

00:38:35.000 Alright, okay. 0.99

00:38:36.000 You got it.

00:38:36.000 Alright, Sam.

00:38:37.000 You got it.

00:38:38.000 I hope you have a wonderful highlight reel.

00:38:40.000 Hope you enjoyed politic talk.

00:38:43.000 Hope you enjoy Politicon, Ethan.

00:38:46.000 We'll release the private messages.

00:38:48.000 Alright, thanks guys.

00:38:49.000 I appreciate it.

00:38:50.000 It's adorable.

00:38:51.000 Hey Sam, one thing before I go.

00:38:52.000 One thing before I go.

00:38:53.000 Can you take off your glasses?

00:38:54.000 One thing before I go.

00:38:55.000 Can you take off your glasses?

00:38:57.000 I just want to see if you take them off if you have the velveteen rabbit buttons.

00:39:01.000 That's the only thing I'm curious about.

00:39:02.000 It's the only interesting part about.

00:39:03.000 Or if there's a soul.

00:39:04.000 Just take off the glasses.

00:39:07.000 Don't hide behind the glasses, Sam.

00:39:09.000 Don't say let's debate, Ethan.

00:39:10.000 You've lost that opportunity.

00:39:12.000 Alright, this is sad.

00:39:14.000 This is why we don't debate. 1.00

00:39:15.000 Shut up. 1.00

00:39:16.000 Alright, good. 1.00

00:39:17.000 You guys are good.

00:39:17.000 Thank you, appreciate it.

00:39:19.000 Won't even take off the glasses.

00:39:20.000 Alright, yeah, you can give it the axe.

00:39:27.000 I knew it!

00:39:27.000 The guy just thought... Is that alright?

00:39:29.000 The guy thought that... No, we're still going.

00:39:30.000 The guy thought that we had no... I mean, we have the master... Corey Black, can you put on your microphone?

00:39:35.000 Is he still on?

00:39:36.000 We have the master... No, no, I cut him off.

00:39:38.000 We have the master file.

00:39:39.000 We knew.

00:39:40.000 Yeah.

00:39:41.000 And this is exactly what happens.

00:39:42.000 Someone like a Sam Seder who just... He didn't even wait. 0.73

00:39:45.000 He never lets you speak.

00:39:46.000 That's how he goes, you're a little leprechaun, Coe, because he's still mad that I said he looked like a transgender Wayne and Coe.

00:39:52.000 You know that's just been eating at him for the last month?

00:39:55.000 Well, you know, and this is the thing too...

00:39:57.000 is um... i don't do we don't do debates based on a lie like i can call my tyson

00:40:01.000 i can call it a minute it doesn't mean anything right and so when someone says hey

00:40:05.000 you said you would do this and you just admitted that of course there's no proof of that well i heard this from so-and-so

00:40:11.000 yet there's no evidence will bring up uh... we can bring up here the direct

00:40:14.000 messages with i hate to do that with the senate was hate

00:40:17.000 will talk you and i have men and no one else will come in perfect as i say if i have my phone i can take a picture

00:40:22.000 right here is there's no prompt ur shes

00:40:24.000 him on a on a call and he's terrified

00:40:28.000 i don't know how someone like that can live their life as a man will be just

00:40:32.000 also talked very cordially to you about family only about it with but what i

00:40:36.000 really hate about that is then he immediately pulled it which shows no character no class a complete nephew

00:40:42.000 manipulation Well, look, he has a show that's dwindling, no one cares about it, and so then he just, he wants the drama, and I actually want to have a conversation.

00:40:50.000 But I'm not going to have a conversation.

00:40:51.000 Here's my cutoff.

00:40:52.000 A general, serious rule?

00:40:53.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 1 20th of the audience.

00:40:55.000 Otherwise, I have no time in the day, and I'm debating every Twitter egg.

00:40:57.000 Well, right.

00:40:58.000 But here's my point of how you win something very, very easily.

00:41:01.000 Your whole point is, is you're talking about a Right.

00:41:03.000 You have a holster, bro.

00:41:04.000 You have a holster, bro!

00:41:05.000 Let me show you how to use it.

00:41:05.000 That was his argument.

00:41:07.000 You don't have to think about it, kid.

00:41:08.000 That's a bold statement to make. So when you go to challenge him on that, his side has to explain

00:41:13.000 why he feels that way. So he sneaks in another guy because he doesn't feel like a holster, bro.

00:41:18.000 He's bought and paid for. Bro. That was his argument. Let me show you how to use it.

00:41:25.000 You don't have to think about it, dude. And he's and he's, I really, here's the thing.

00:41:29.000 I was really curious too. And then we'll, we'll go back to the show. I guess I'm.

00:41:34.000 I was really curious from someone like H3H3 who, well, you know Quarter Black, you used to watch him, made his bones. 1.00

00:41:40.000 I mean, he has $15 million worth of home, of real estate in Los Angeles.

00:41:44.000 He made it all with anti-social justice warrior content, you know, triggering feminists, snowflakes.

00:41:50.000 And then, and not only that, but he was more aggressive than me.

00:41:53.000 If you go back and watch, he talked about how he was demonetized.

00:41:55.000 Yeah, he was pretty aggressive.

00:41:56.000 He used the word **** like 50 times. 0.83

00:41:58.000 A lot.

00:41:59.000 And with context, just said, I just love saying the word ****.

00:42:03.000 Um, which, you know, it's not really couched in a joke.

00:42:05.000 No.

00:42:05.000 It's just him saying it.

00:42:07.000 Can you get millions of dollars for that?

00:42:09.000 Apparently, yeah.

00:42:09.000 And I remember him back in the day, and I used to, I didn't really like his content, but I remember I supported him where he said, hey, YouTube should actually find a way to monetize my content that's edgier and older, because networks would be lining out the door for older male content.

00:42:22.000 So he was actually more aggressive in fighting the corporate censorship than me.

00:42:27.000 And then one meeting with Susan Wojcicki, and he brags on his show about how he has the YouTube VP on text, on speed dial, and all of a sudden he's saying all lives matter is something that people shouldn't be allowed to say, that our attack on him is bordering on medical misinformation, that people should be deplatformed.

00:42:43.000 I don't understand.

00:42:44.000 People change their mind.

00:42:46.000 I'm really curious, though, when you see someone who makes their entire living, who builds up their brand and their empire on anti-wokeness, on anti-corporate censorship, who then does a 180 and supports it at every turn.

00:42:59.000 And I thought we would have had a good opportunity to discuss that, specifically Ethan and myself, not Sam Seder, because, you know, Ethan was the one who said we should go with the CDC and World Health Organization.

00:43:10.000 Those are the big tech guidelines.

00:43:12.000 Ethan didn't debate you for eight seconds.

00:43:15.000 He went immediately to Sam Seder.

00:43:21.000 I gotta be honest, I had never heard of till now.

00:43:24.000 Not that it matters if you've heard of anybody, but the only thing I've ever heard of- I heard of him because of the fact that he started, you know, trolls with a lie that- I thought he was Seth Simmons, that guy who makes bird calls and said Norm Macdonald wasn't- I swear to God, that's who I thought it was.

00:43:38.000 The Goodyear guy?

00:43:39.000 Yeah, the guy who- he got my friend Shane kicked off of SNL.

00:43:43.000 That guy.

00:43:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:43:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:43:45.000 That's who I thought it was.

00:43:46.000 I mean, granted, it's kinda him, but it's a different person.

00:43:52.000 I just think it's absurd.

00:43:53.000 Honestly, I feel like it is kinda sad.

00:43:56.000 Yeah.

00:43:57.000 It is kind of sad.

00:43:58.000 Well, here's an idea.

00:43:59.000 Maybe just take the joke that we turned it into a soundbite.

00:44:02.000 Yeah.

00:44:02.000 Stop being so pissed off.

00:44:04.000 Well, I think there are going to be quite a few more soundbites of Ethan on the soundboard.

00:44:07.000 So let's continue on with the kind of show that someone like H3 would never be capable of doing.

00:44:15.000 Not only just that, remember, we provide references for you.

00:44:17.000 So, on with the show.

00:44:19.000 And now we're back to live.

00:44:24.000 It's like a time lapse.

00:44:25.000 Oh my gosh.

00:44:26.000 So, there you go.

00:44:27.000 I think, Gerald, that was your first time watching it.

00:44:30.000 I had to do the unenviable task of watching their version of events yesterday.

00:44:35.000 And I don't know if they did any, like, screwing around with audio or anything, but when I

00:44:38.000 watched it, I couldn't hear you guys very well.

00:44:40.000 When I watched this one, I could hear you very well.

00:44:44.000 Maybe because they were in their studio?

00:44:47.000 I could never see him or really hear him aside from that.

00:44:50.000 That's true.

00:44:50.000 That was not obvious, right?

00:44:52.000 So the whole time I was thinking that you could see him and what they were basically doing was switching behind the scenes so that they could put Ethan back on and make it look like they were going back and forth.

00:45:02.000 So just to be clear, everybody out there, Ethan was on there for what you saw and then it was Sam Seder for what?

00:45:09.000 A little bit of time before you even acknowledged his presence.

00:45:12.000 There was also a lag, there was delay and all this stuff.

00:45:17.000 And you guys can comment below, this is the issue is just like, I just don't want to have a debate based on a lie.

00:45:21.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:22.000 Like going on and saying, oh, has Booker reached out to us as H2?

00:45:25.000 Or, oh, Stephen did the political?

00:45:25.000 No.

00:45:28.000 It's like, I've never wanted to do those things in this whole thing.

00:45:28.000 No.

00:45:31.000 I think Sam and Cedar, they were just saying, we had this scheduled.

00:45:34.000 No, it was me and Ethan.

00:45:34.000 No.

00:45:36.000 And Ethan just, you know, the biggest cell phone, honestly, is that Ethan's just been like, I'm an idiot, bro. 0.99

00:45:40.000 I can't debate. 0.99

00:45:41.000 It's like, yeah, but you reached out to me to debate.

00:45:44.000 Yeah, bro.

00:45:45.000 Your whole thing was a lie.

00:45:46.000 I mean, for you to take that same part would be like basically somebody going up and interviewing the streaker at a soccer match who's just like, please, somebody look at me!

00:45:55.000 Attention, attention! 1.00

00:45:56.000 That's exactly what it was.

00:45:56.000 Right?

00:45:57.000 But he made a point.

00:45:58.000 He said, hey, I've got a million subscribers.

00:46:00.000 I mean, what does that mean?

00:46:01.000 Well, I did some research and I was like, okay, well like a million more than I have, so fine, we'll take a look at it.

00:46:06.000 It's not what we do, but fine.

00:46:08.000 He has 3% of the viewership with 17 times the amount of uploads.

00:46:14.000 So just to give you perspective, 3% of the viewership.

00:46:17.000 So it's not like he's got a million people watching his videos.

00:46:20.000 By the time we have this one come out tomorrow, Maybe a million, a million and a half views.

00:46:24.000 And that's not the only thing I want to be clear, like I know we've debated people who are professors, people who are experts, or it's got to be an audience that's somewhat comparable, otherwise every single Tom, Dick, and Harry on Twitter would be taken.

00:46:36.000 I think a general rule is, and I'm thinking of being generous, like I said, a 20th.

00:46:40.000 Of the audience, just because, look, I have a wife with twins, there's not so much time in the day.

00:46:40.000 There you go.

00:46:44.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:46:45.000 It does take time.

00:46:45.000 Everybody wants a shot at the champ.

00:46:47.000 Well, yeah, and I certainly wouldn't say champ, but it doesn't even really require, you know, a journeyman for someone like Ethan.

00:46:54.000 And the saddest part about this is that, is it just me, or did Ethan just, like, he's like, you said I was a layup?

00:46:59.000 Yeah, let me prove it.

00:47:00.000 Yeah, let me confirm right now.

00:47:03.000 And the only thing that they have is like, oh, you didn't expect that I was gonna bring in someone else.

00:47:08.000 Okay.

00:47:10.000 That's exactly what I expected, only because the only thing that can be expected of someone like, and this happens with a lot of people on the left, is just cowardice.

00:47:17.000 We've had this happen in the past with debates, where people set a time and then don't show up.

00:47:17.000 It's just lies.

00:47:21.000 And that's just why we don't do it all that much.

00:47:23.000 I'd like to do them live.

00:47:24.000 Like I said, I would love to have someone like Noam Chomsky on the show.

00:47:28.000 I would have back in the day, someone like a Hitchens.

00:47:30.000 People who are actually going to sit down and have conversations, and who are experts.

00:47:33.000 Right, because debates, like this other guy wants to do, are basically just interrupting you and who has the best one-liner in the moment.

00:47:40.000 That's not how you put your viewpoints out there.

00:47:42.000 That's how you try to score points and try to get viewers.

00:47:44.000 By the way, I love that the entire time that they were talking about this, they were like, oh yeah, he's just trying, it's just clickbait, he's just throwing stuff out for clickbait.

00:47:51.000 Sam, your entire gig is clickbait.

00:47:53.000 That's your gig, dude.

00:47:54.000 Challenging people that have audiences multiple times higher than yours.

00:47:58.000 Now that we've looked at the 3% viewership rate you have, it's even worse.

00:48:02.000 You're like the girl that just stalks a guy. 0.99

00:48:05.000 Nobody wants to date that person.

00:48:07.000 That's not fair.

00:48:07.000 No, no, no.

00:48:08.000 It's like a girl who stalks 10 guys. 1.00

00:48:10.000 I can't blame him.

00:48:11.000 He's sort of chosen his path and this is what he does.

00:48:12.000 I was really hoping for better from Ethan.

00:48:13.000 I don't, I, Sam Cedar, I understand. He's trying to, I understand what he's trying to do.

00:48:16.000 Yeah, but he's got it, when he gets caught on it, he has to admit it.

00:48:17.000 No, but I understand, I can't blame him. He's sort of chosen his path and this is what he does.

00:48:21.000 Right.

00:48:21.000 I was really hoping, you know, hoping for better from, from Ethan. You know this,

00:48:26.000 that anytime I've had someone on the show who I disagree with, I let them know beforehand,

00:48:30.000 hey, just so you know, I disagree with you because I've had journalists in the past,

00:48:34.000 whether it's New York Times right up or Bloomberg saying like, no, no, it's unbiased. Look, be left,

00:48:38.000 be right. Just don't lie to me.

00:48:39.000 Right.

00:48:39.000 You can't find a single person on the left who we just, who we listed among the debate,

00:48:43.000 who said like, oh, I didn't know.

00:48:45.000 Right.

00:48:45.000 I had no idea what I was, what I was walking into.

00:48:47.000 Well, you were so nice to Ethan and you kind of.

00:48:48.000 You kind of set it up like, hey man, look, I disagree with you on these things.

00:48:51.000 Here's what we're going to talk about.

00:48:53.000 There's no gotcha moments, nothing like that.

00:48:55.000 And then immediately, like zero character, Ethan shows up.

00:48:58.000 Well, you know, and you guys can comment and let me know what you think.

00:49:01.000 What point do you owe someone a long, long, long form conversation when it's all predicated

00:49:07.000 on a lie?

00:49:08.000 And by the way, I took some offense.

00:49:11.000 You've got a recovering alcoholic over here who basically gets accused of being a drunk on the show.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, you see, he said your co-host sounds like a drunk when his co-host sounds like Helen Keller learning water.

00:49:25.000 But you're right, I'm the one that's been drunk.

00:49:27.000 Like a ventriloquist when they drink the cup of water?

00:49:30.000 Yeah, by the way, and the Peter Pan guy?

00:49:32.000 Come on, I did that once, man.

00:49:34.000 Well, it was part of your costumes?

00:49:36.000 It's what happens when you put effort into a show.

00:49:38.000 I know, I was also the Mona Lisa Ethan!

00:49:40.000 That's what's most offensive in all of this.

00:49:44.000 I've been the Academy Award trophy, right?

00:49:46.000 I've been an Oscar.

00:49:47.000 I don't know if I'd want to watch his show, I'd rather watch two hours of the San Francisco Gay Chorus.

00:49:53.000 I'd rather play a San Francisco Gay Chorus would be straighter.

00:49:56.000 It's a toss-up.

00:49:57.000 I'd rather watch two hours of my mom's funeral.

00:50:02.000 I'd rather pay for front row nickelback seats. 1.00

00:50:08.000 And again, it would be more straight.

00:50:10.000 Oh, far more.

00:50:11.000 And you think, too, he said, what do you say to Dave?

00:50:14.000 You know, it wasn't really, was it your leprechaun?

00:50:17.000 Yeah, that really hurts coming from a guy who looks like he got too fat for his rollerblades.

00:50:25.000 He wears a gun holster.

00:50:27.000 He wears a gun holster, bro. 0.90

00:50:29.000 That guy has a face Christopher Reeve would punch. 0.57

00:50:35.000 Seriously, he's got the nerve to talk about me. 0.82

00:50:40.000 He looks like an aging toddler.

00:50:42.000 Have you noticed that? 0.78

00:50:46.000 I saw this smug face of his too, where it's like, It looked like a mugshot of a guy who got arrested with a sweatpants boner outside of gym.

00:50:56.000 That was me.

00:50:59.000 It's this.

00:51:00.000 It's just amazing that it's these moments though where they get they go after like Candace Owens, Ben Shapiro, yourself.

00:51:06.000 Right.

00:51:06.000 And they do essentially nothing and then they jump on top of it saying they had these Duncan moments.

00:51:12.000 Owned! 1.00

00:51:12.000 The only thing he's Duncan is donuts and I know that was too easy but you're a fat piece of shit. 1.00

00:51:17.000 So I just want to point out that what he did yesterday though was pathetic. 1.00

00:51:23.000 I sat here and watched it. 0.99

00:51:24.000 Right.

00:51:24.000 All he had to do was stand on his own two feet and admit Yeah.

00:51:29.000 and stand by what he said.

00:51:31.000 And instead, he snuck a guy on like he had a can of peanuts with the worm and the snake inside.

00:51:37.000 He's like, gotcha! And you're like, no, we know it's in there, you moron. 1.00

00:51:40.000 Right. Oh, it's a hack! 1.00

00:51:42.000 It's like, hey, take this stick of gum. I don't really chew gum.

00:51:47.000 Don't you want the gum?

00:51:48.000 Come on.

00:51:48.000 No, I don't want to.

00:51:49.000 Don't you?

00:51:49.000 He's adjusting the trap.

00:51:50.000 Here's some gum for you, bro.

00:51:53.000 Isn't he worth, like, millions of dollars?

00:51:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:51:56.000 Yeah, he has, like, a nice... Why does he dress like a ghetto aunt going to Vegas?

00:52:03.000 Fanny Pack and all.

00:52:05.000 I'm gonna win this time!

00:52:08.000 I guess the pre-show roundup of taking the high road... Oh, I'm not taking the high road.

00:52:13.000 No, no, no.

00:52:13.000 Well, you know, Dave is gonna be Dave.

00:52:16.000 but i would like to know that the other people i think it's not the sort of people like the fish andy dufresne out 0.91

00:52:24.000 of the river of shit so that i would have a little weeks 0.98

00:52:29.000 Oh, what a mess. 0.99

00:52:30.000 And yeah, I've been sober for over 10 years.

00:52:33.000 Yeah, thank you.

00:52:34.000 Rasking.

00:52:35.000 Which is fine.

00:52:36.000 I mean, you can think that I drank.

00:52:38.000 I wish I drank, because I really liked it at the time.

00:52:40.000 I just couldn't.

00:52:41.000 It might soften the edge in having to watch this.

00:52:43.000 It really would help me get through anything he says.

00:52:46.000 But keep wearing it.

00:52:48.000 What is his hat?

00:52:50.000 TF?

00:52:50.000 What's the T for?

00:52:52.000 Is it Total?

00:52:54.000 Total Failure?

00:52:54.000 I really don't know.

00:52:56.000 Total Banned on YouTube.

00:52:57.000 Yeah, we don't want to go too deep. 1.00

00:53:01.000 Good for him for being a massive pussy. 1.00

00:53:04.000 And then running around Twitter telling everybody that he won during a victory lap. 1.00

00:53:11.000 Good for you.

00:53:13.000 That's also the thing that is very worrisome.

00:53:16.000 We do have to go on.

00:53:17.000 We're going to have Donald Trump Jr.

00:53:18.000 on the Presidents.

00:53:19.000 And again, not Hunter Biden.

00:53:20.000 and there was a difference.

00:53:21.000 It's a tension.

00:53:22.000 You can make it at home.

00:53:23.000 Along with yogurt.

00:53:24.000 You know, he had, Ethan had said, all the other guys had said, you know, I'm going to

00:53:25.000 make it at home.

00:53:26.000 I'm going to make it at home.

00:53:27.000 I'm going to make it at home.

00:53:29.000 Also, like we said, we didn't really know until afterwards.

00:53:31.000 Obviously, the sound was manipulated.

00:53:33.000 They were doing some switching.

00:53:35.000 But something else that I did know going in was that he did say that our segment on his comments on the CDC was bordering on medical misinformation.

00:53:43.000 And so this also was really hard.

00:53:44.000 It's not really even footing when you have someone like Ethan who supports the banning of people, the deplatforming, the censorship, which he was vehemently against for a very long time.

00:53:54.000 It's like look I can't even correct the record with what my opinions are because we know that those are impermissible and he supports that and that's always weird to me like everyone changes their mind but when you change your raison d'être where you make your money and your bones with anti-social justice warrior stuff and then you switch and that's yeah same thing you know he has he has significantly fewer Yeah.

00:54:14.000 and we do our overall on this show but like you're talking about the revenue

00:54:17.000 what word do you monetize we're pretty open about that he has like 15 million

00:54:20.000 dollars worth of home you know which is good good for him but the issue there's

00:54:24.000 you know because he's had Susan Wojcicki there's so people out there know what

00:54:27.000 this is just like the Vox it wasn't about Vox it was about NBC yeah and he's

00:54:32.000 did you say one of them was on speed dial like the vice president yeah he's

00:54:35.000 He has bragged in the past and he just had this drama too with this girl who has, and I don't say this to insult her, a girl named Trish Paytas who has like mental health disorders, self-declared like bipolar and schizophrenic, and this guy Ethan hired her to exploit her and he's talked about with her on air how he has the YouTube VP on Speed Dial and how he has the ability to get people banned.

00:54:56.000 Oh my gosh.

00:54:56.000 So that's always what it is.

00:54:57.000 It's always difficult when it's like it's based on a lie, you know people are trying to get you to say something that gets you banned, and we want to have an actual conversation about these ideas.

00:55:05.000 I would love to talk about the CDC.

00:55:07.000 I would love to talk about the emergency CDC meeting with myocarditis, you know, myocardia, whatever it is now with the vaccine.

00:55:13.000 I would love to talk about how they were wrong about asymptomatic carriers, about children being carriers, about it not being a lab leak, about masks after vaccination.

00:55:22.000 I'd love to have these conversations.

00:55:23.000 You just never get to.

00:55:24.000 No, you can't.

00:55:25.000 And that's the reason for a change in my mind, because you get to have those conversations as opposed to scoring points.

00:55:30.000 Well, with that, I think people should realize there was no constructive angle or any sort of a conversation in what happened yesterday.

00:55:38.000 That's why the call was pulled off.

00:55:39.000 It was a nothing, and there was no reason to stay on.

00:55:42.000 It was a gotcha.

00:55:44.000 We're not talking about the CDC, we're not talking about big tech, we're talking about hearsay and rumors.

00:55:47.000 That's what we wanted to discuss.

00:55:48.000 You get people deplatformed.

00:55:50.000 Right, which is always weird to me.

00:55:53.000 Except it's not weird when you understand that it's like, you know, I want to get mine and then remove everybody else.

00:55:58.000 Hey, a girl tested positive for a pork burrito. 0.91

00:56:02.000 How is that possible?

00:56:04.000 Shelby Houlihan.

00:56:06.000 Houlihan! 1.00

00:56:07.000 Suzanne sucks! 1.00

00:56:07.000 Okay, you guys know. 1.00

00:56:09.000 Slapshot. 0.99

00:56:09.000 I didn't know they snack shit that high. 0.99

00:56:12.000 I don't know why Houlihan brought me back. 0.99

00:56:14.000 No, no, this is a woman, and to be fair, she may not have taken steroids, actually, because she's passed a polygraph, and she had a hair sample. 1.00

00:56:21.000 But here's what's interesting here.

00:56:23.000 I think all women should be allowed to take steroids, and all men for the Olympics, with the exception of one year, and I'll explain it to you. 0.94

00:56:29.000 So she's the record holder in the 1500 and 5000 meter runs, and she's been banned for competition now for four years. Wow. After testing positive for the anabolic

00:56:38.000 steroid known as nandrolone and I think we have a clip. This is a big story right now but there's a

00:56:44.000 bigger story behind it with the International Olympic Committee. On January 14th, 2021, I

00:56:49.000 received an email from the Athletics Integrity Unit, the AIU, informing me a drug testing sample

00:56:56.000 that I provided on December 15th, 2020. That patch is just a little too close to the SS logo

00:57:02.000 for comfort.

00:57:02.000 I know it's not on purpose.

00:57:03.000 Gotta stay away from lightning bolts.

00:57:05.000 Gotta stay away from lightning bolts.

00:57:07.000 It has been long understood by WADA, the world's anti-doping agency, that eating pork can lead to a false positive for

00:57:13.000 Neanderthal.

00:57:14.000 We concluded that the most likely explanation was a burrito purchased and consumed approximately 10 hours before that

00:57:21.000 drug test from an authentic Mexican food truck.

00:57:24.000 I received the news that the court of arbitration did not accept explanation of what had occurred and has subsequently banned me from the sport for years.

00:57:33.000 Now, either her excuse is true, or she just, in an incredibly racist way, threw Mexican food trucks under the bus. 1.00

00:57:40.000 In an authentic Mexican food truck.

00:57:42.000 What I mean is, no white people were involved.

00:57:45.000 And just a few, I need to clarify, purchased.

00:57:47.000 I purchased and consumed burrito.

00:57:49.000 Alright, we don't need to be so flowery with the language.

00:57:51.000 He ate a burrito.

00:57:53.000 Same thing happened to Lance Armstrong.

00:57:55.000 Seven years in a row.

00:57:58.000 I believe it was two burritos, but now it's just one.

00:58:02.000 Lost one.

00:58:02.000 It's really more of a chimichanga.

00:58:04.000 Yeah.

00:58:04.000 Which is basically the same thing.

00:58:05.000 So Sports Illustrated reported that she had a positive test of 5 nanograms per milliliter of nangerlone.

00:58:11.000 Again, which is from a tainted pork burrito, because pigs naturally have high levels.

00:58:16.000 I didn't know this, of nangerlone.

00:58:18.000 By the way, hey, right now, you can share this if you're watching this live.

00:58:21.000 Sharing is caring, right?

00:58:23.000 So when you hit that share button, you can post it on Facebook, you can post it on Twitter, because... All across the spectrum.

00:58:28.000 We don't get the YouTube browser search.

00:58:30.000 You'll feel good about yourself for sharing.

00:58:33.000 I don't know if she did steroids or not. 0.99

00:58:36.000 I don't care.

00:58:37.000 I think that everyone should be allowed to do steroids and let the games begin. 0.79

00:58:41.000 Why?

00:58:41.000 Because that's what they're doing now.

00:58:43.000 So this is something that no one else has talked about.

00:58:46.000 The IOC is International Olympic Committee, right?

00:58:48.000 Or is it Commission?

00:58:50.000 Committee.

00:58:50.000 The IOC is a committee?

00:58:51.000 Yeah.

00:58:51.000 That's what Mitt Romney... Well, gosh, now I say that.

00:58:53.000 Now you got me confused.

00:58:55.000 She's in committee! 0.99

00:58:57.000 She's taking testosterone and nandrolone in committee! 1.00

00:59:01.000 Oh yeah! 0.95

00:59:02.000 She got a third nipple and a fifth nut. 0.98

00:59:06.000 Fifth?

00:59:07.000 Somebody had a pulled pork slider. 0.84

00:59:09.000 Or dozens. 1.00

00:59:11.000 First I get injected into the ass before I move my way through the bloodstream and grow an extra large love numb. 1.00

00:59:21.000 Congratulations, Bill. 1.00

00:59:23.000 Now you're a ball.

00:59:24.000 Oh yeah!

00:59:28.000 So she won't be allowed to compete because of a very small elevated level of nandrolone. 0.99

00:59:33.000 And I understand that's a problem.

00:59:34.000 But you know who will?

00:59:36.000 Someone who's been using steroids their entire life. 0.99

00:59:38.000 They're called testicles, Laurel Hubbard. 0.97

00:59:41.000 Laurel Hubbard is the male Olympic weightlifter from New Zealand. 0.90

00:59:47.000 And I want to be really clear about this too, so the timeline here matters so that you understand.

00:59:51.000 You know I've said that really reprehensible behavior from people in the LGBTQ AIP is deemed acceptable just because people are afraid of the mob and Gabe should have echoed that. 1.00

01:00:01.000 So, Laurel Hubbard, a man, competed, was not very good as a male competitive lifter, surprise, then decided that he would compete as a female.

01:00:11.000 And won some notable tournaments like the Samoan, or the Polynesian Games I guess is a big deal, something like New Zealand Nationals.

01:00:17.000 He doesn't wear Samoan or Polynesian.

01:00:18.000 Then snapped a ligament in Z's arm, I'm not trying to do this here, I'm just trying to make sure I get through this, but I'm looking at the picture of the guy from the Goonies, and snapped it in his elbow, in her elbow, and we all know what happens there when you alter a man's hormone levels, lower their testosterone, increase their estrogen, your ligaments become tissue paper.

01:00:35.000 Now here's the deal.

01:00:37.000 The IOC, when they say that men can compete with women, you would think, okay, there are certain metrics that have to be met.

01:00:42.000 No, it's one.

01:00:44.000 It's only one.

01:00:44.000 And you have to prove that your testosterone levels, as a man competing against women, that they are as low as a female's testosterone levels for one year.

01:00:54.000 That's it.

01:00:55.000 That's the only requirement.

01:00:57.000 One year.

01:00:58.000 And it's actually not even as strict as that.

01:01:02.000 Let me be clear about this, too.

01:01:04.000 Laurel Hubbard, We're tired after the injury.

01:01:06.000 Yeah.

01:01:07.000 Laurel Hubbard just came back out and said, I'm going to compete at the Olympics.

01:01:10.000 Has not been in that testing pool for a year.

01:01:13.000 This happened in the UFC when Brock Lesnar left the UFC.

01:01:16.000 There was a USADA testing pool.

01:01:17.000 Left, went to the WWE.

01:01:19.000 They announced him coming back.

01:01:20.000 And it was a big deal because the rules said you had to be in the drug testing pool for a year to make sure that you're not using steroids.

01:01:25.000 And he came back larger and leaner than when he was UFC champ.

01:01:29.000 And older.

01:01:29.000 Surprise!

01:01:29.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Like The Rock, all natural.

01:01:31.000 Beat the hell out of Mark Hunt.

01:01:33.000 Tested positive, and then left.

01:01:36.000 So Laurel Hubbard hasn't been in the testing pool for long enough.

01:01:39.000 What would be my bet? 0.99

01:01:40.000 Okay, hurt my ligaments, hurt my joints, get back on some gear, or really just allow my balls to work, then come in for six months and beat the shit out of women. 1.00

01:01:49.000 But it's worse than that. 0.99

01:01:50.000 You think testosterone levels of a woman for one year.

01:01:53.000 Now, I've looked through the entire IOC guidelines.

01:01:56.000 I have a mirror.

01:01:57.000 Yes!

01:01:59.000 It doesn't even talk!

01:02:00.000 No!

01:02:00.000 Just a standard, basic mirror.

01:02:02.000 It says really bad stuff, but it's just still me talking.

01:02:06.000 Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?

01:02:08.000 And the mirror just goes... I don't know, a lot of people?

01:02:12.000 I can't.

01:02:14.000 It goes, equality!

01:02:15.000 Do you want me to lie, or are you going to shatter me?

01:02:18.000 We're all the same, because I'm a woke mirror.

01:02:20.000 Right.

01:02:21.000 So, you'd think the testosterone levels of a female. 0.99

01:02:24.000 Well, look through the IOC rules.

01:02:25.000 Okay.

01:02:25.000 Here's what it says.

01:02:27.000 The testosterone, the serum level has to be below 10 nanomoles per liter.

01:02:32.000 Okay?

01:02:32.000 Now, here's the thing.

01:02:33.000 People look at that and go, well, that's really low.

01:02:34.000 If any of you out there, by the way, comment below any men or women who've had your testosterone tested.

01:02:39.000 Like for most men, the average level is between 300 and I think the upper end is like 1100.

01:02:44.000 That's what they allow in the UFC.

01:02:45.000 250 depending, you know what I mean?

01:02:47.000 They might treat you for low testosterone, but that's typically the measurement.

01:02:50.000 Now, for women, that's about 15 to 46. 0.96

01:02:53.000 And so you read this and you say, oh, so they're actually being more harsh, right?

01:02:57.000 It has to be as low as 10.

01:02:58.000 But then you realize they're using some international conversion unit that is not what anyone uses on their blood tests.

01:03:03.000 They're saying it has to be below 10, I believe, nanomoles per liter.

01:03:07.000 What you all use is nanoliters per deciliter.

01:03:12.000 Nanograms per deciliter, sorry.

01:03:14.000 Nanograms per deciliter.

01:03:15.000 So I went to my doctor and converted the number that they are using, and that actually would number, what you would see in a blood test, 285.

01:03:24.000 I believe.

01:03:24.000 I think number 288.

01:03:26.000 So, in other words, Laurel Hubbard, to compete with women, only has to prove for a year, in this case maybe six months, that his testosterone level is only ten times that of a natural female.

01:03:39.000 Are you kidding me? No, I'm not kidding you. Ten times that of a natural female. So if a woman 1.00

01:03:43.000 were actually on nandrolone, pork burrito, it still wouldn't even be discernible compared to

01:03:49.000 the difference of ten times the testosterone level of a woman. And that's just for that year. Outside

01:03:55.000 of that, it's probably 20, 30 times the level.

01:03:58.000 All the years leading up to that year.

01:04:00.000 If all of you got on steroids right now, and I didn't, you still wouldn't enjoy the performance advantage over me that Laurel Hubbard is allowed to enjoy into competition for that year! 0.82

01:04:11.000 And no one's talking about it.

01:04:12.000 I'm just trying to get off him.

01:04:15.000 The guy's in his mid-40s, I think.

01:04:19.000 I'm sorry, Hubbard is in their mid-40s.

01:04:24.000 That person is in their mid-40s, right?

01:04:27.000 And I think they were competing as a man until, I think, 2014, 2011, something like that.

01:04:32.000 So I'll give them a decade, right?

01:04:34.000 Her.

01:04:34.000 I'll give them a decade and say, you've been competing your entire life.

01:04:38.000 This isn't like a 21-year-old person, even though the argument could still be made.

01:04:42.000 This is somebody who's been doing this their entire life.

01:04:44.000 And this is specifically something where you're lifting heavy objects, which we know men do better on average.

01:04:50.000 Let me give you an exact comparison.

01:04:52.000 This would be the equivalent.

01:04:53.000 Oh, you don't call women to help you move? 0.63

01:04:55.000 Not lately.

01:04:56.000 It just depends if I really don't want to move.

01:05:01.000 Yeah, higher was it?

01:05:02.000 Chicks moving bricks? 1.00

01:05:03.000 Whatever it is.

01:05:04.000 Hotties moving boxies? 0.86

01:05:05.000 I don't think they move stuff.

01:05:06.000 I think they do other things.

01:05:08.000 That's a Shark Tank pitch. 0.98

01:05:09.000 Yeah, here's your shattered glass table. 0.66

01:05:11.000 Sorry about your couch.

01:05:13.000 Hey, you break my crystal elephant!

01:05:15.000 What gives?

01:05:17.000 She dropped it in my indoor-outdoor pool! 1.00

01:05:20.000 Again!

01:05:21.000 This would be the exact, to give you an exact comparison, it would be the equivalent to a man being allowed to, in the Olympics, call it wrestling, call it weightlifting, take steroids, his entire, like every single steroid, take Nandrolone, I don't know what the, Nandrolone, whatever the other ones are, whatever they test positive

01:05:39.000 for, but all of the above designer steroids and extra testosterone for 20 years and then say,

01:05:44.000 okay, but leading up to the Olympics, for one year I'm only going to take a testosterone

01:05:50.000 supplement that gives me 10 times the level of a normal man. That's what it is. And so I am saying that if

01:05:55.000 the International Olympic Committee wants to be consistent with this, and you guys comment and let me

01:05:59.000 know what you think, I think the only way to be consistent is to let every single competitor use

01:06:04.000 steroids as much as they want outside of one year.

01:06:08.000 And then they can use half a steroid.

01:06:11.000 Right.

01:06:11.000 And the female lifter, I think another power lifter, has come out and said, this is just a joke.

01:06:14.000 Like, this is absolutely a joke.

01:06:16.000 This is not a sport that's fair anymore.

01:06:18.000 So, I think, hopefully, they will fix this, but I doubt it.

01:06:22.000 They're gonna look bad, and they don't want to look bad.

01:06:26.000 Hey, you guys just let me know, are you guys waiting to get Donald Jr.

01:06:29.000 on the phone?

01:06:29.000 Okay, let me know when you got him.

01:06:30.000 Yeah, Dave, did you watch the footage of this Olympic lifter?

01:06:34.000 I did.

01:06:34.000 Yeah.

01:06:35.000 How disturbing on a scale of 1 to 10?

01:06:36.000 Oh boy, an 11?

01:06:38.000 Yeah.

01:06:38.000 A spinal tap 11.

01:06:40.000 Definitely.

01:06:40.000 I'm gonna go with that.

01:06:42.000 And Laurel Hubbard is coming out now preparing.

01:06:44.000 Some people use smelling salts, some people chalk up. 1.00

01:06:46.000 She is doing her infamous I'd Fuck Me dance. 1.00

01:06:51.000 She's powdering her balls. 1.00

01:06:52.000 I saw the Babylon Beat tweet yesterday talking about it. 0.99

01:06:55.000 It's a terrible turn of events for IOC. 0.52

01:06:57.000 Olympic lifter suffers a terrible testicle injury.

01:07:02.000 This is just awful for women sporting all around. 1.00

01:07:04.000 But one hell of an ad for Gold Bond.

01:07:06.000 Look, it keeps it chafing away.

01:07:10.000 Wonderful!

01:07:11.000 All right, so look, before we bring on our next guest, if we have him available, you can bring it up here so I can see him.

01:07:16.000 The son of the president, again, Hunter Biden, at the cheese convention.

01:07:19.000 So what I mean is we have Donald Trump Jr.

01:07:21.000 But before we have him on, I think we have a clip of Donald Trump Jr.

01:07:24.000 released a video this week, which was just perfect.

01:07:28.000 Perfect.

01:07:29.000 That sounded like my mom. 0.88

01:07:31.000 It's perfect, Steven!

01:07:33.000 Perfect talking about Putin and Biden, the summit.

01:07:37.000 So let's go to the clip before we bring him on.

01:07:39.000 Joe Biden in a presser after his meeting with Putin says that he gave Putin a list of things that are off limits to Russian cyber attacks.

01:07:52.000 16 of them.

01:07:54.000 16 things.

01:07:55.000 The other stuff, you know, have at it, guys.

01:07:58.000 Yeah.

01:07:58.000 All right.

01:07:59.000 So now let's bring on, of course, none other than Donald Trump Jr.

01:08:06.000 What's going on, guys?

01:08:07.000 Well, I'm doing very well.

01:08:08.000 I need to give you your plugs.

01:08:09.000 The books are Liberal Privilege and Triggered, and you only sent me one of them still.

01:08:14.000 But you were on Twitter at Donald Trump Jr.

01:08:17.000 You wrote a bunch of books.

01:08:18.000 How many books did you write?

01:08:19.000 Was it quarantine that you wrote, like, another two?

01:08:21.000 No, no, I wrote Triggered, you know, before quarantine ever happened.

01:08:25.000 And then, you know, while quarantine was happening, I had all this sort of extra free time because, you know, you couldn't go to this, you couldn't go out, you couldn't leave the house.

01:08:33.000 So I said, let's let's look at Joe Biden since the media used to do that job.

01:08:38.000 Yeah.

01:08:38.000 They refused to do it.

01:08:40.000 So I did.

01:08:40.000 And man, it's sort of hard to believe.

01:08:42.000 I feel like I had a crystal ball.

01:08:43.000 It's almost like all of this information about Biden corruption.

01:08:47.000 Weakness towards foreign adversaries like Russia and China, the Sun, the racism, all of it.

01:08:56.000 It was almost like it was out there, Steven.

01:08:57.000 Yeah.

01:08:57.000 It was almost like he had a 50-year career in Washington and people could look it up for themselves, but because the media refuses to do the basic tenets of their stated job, someone had to do it.

01:09:09.000 So I did it and Yeah, I was right about all of it.

01:09:12.000 There's a lot of crystal ball stuff going around now where people are predicting things.

01:09:15.000 Hey, look, maybe in the next quarantine you'll be able to do a lesson on how to put it in landscape mode.

01:09:22.000 But let me ask you this.

01:09:23.000 This is the point that I made, Mr. Trump Jr.

01:09:26.000 I never know what to call you because it's like your dad could still squash my nuts into oblivion and I want to be respectful.

01:09:31.000 With Russia, and there was a lot of criticism with your father versus Russia in the administration, and I always said he was a little more complimentary than I liked.

01:09:37.000 However, the big difference, if you look at, it was a historical moment, for example, with your dad and North Korea crossed the border, but he sat there at the table with a plan for a deal that was denuclearization.

01:09:48.000 When it didn't happen, he walked.

01:09:50.000 Same thing with Russia.

01:09:51.000 He was complimentary, but negotiating from a position of strength.

01:09:53.000 Whereas Biden talked a lot, saying he's a killer, and then kowtowed and negotiated from a position of weakness.

01:10:00.000 Two diametrically opposed ways of handling it.

01:10:02.000 Being complimentary, being nice, and carrying a big stick.

01:10:06.000 That's what stands out most to me.

01:10:08.000 What was it like in your house when you guys were doing this stuff with Russia back in the day?

01:10:13.000 It must have been incredibly hard to navigate because the media was in a witch hunt.

01:10:18.000 Well, it was nonsense.

01:10:19.000 I mean, you see it.

01:10:19.000 So what were the end results?

01:10:21.000 Under Trump, the sanctions on Russia were higher than they had ever been in the history of the two nations, right?

01:10:27.000 I think we can all say that's fair and agree on that.

01:10:29.000 Under Joe Biden, what'd they get?

01:10:31.000 They got a big pipeline that's billions of dollars a year in revenue.

01:10:35.000 They got, they're pulling, you know, an aid package, a military arms aid package from the Ukraine.

01:10:41.000 That's a huge win for Russia when they inevitably try to take over the rest of Ukraine. 0.94

01:10:45.000 Uh, so Donald Trump, when he basically wouldn't talk smack on a world stage, which would accomplish nothing because he's a business guy, he understands how the real world works.

01:10:56.000 If he takes the cheap shot at Putin on a world stage, it actually accomplishes nothing.

01:11:01.000 It gives the media a little bit of their fodder, but then when something actually happens, when something actually matters, you've now burned that bridge.

01:11:08.000 You can't pick up the phone Right.

01:11:09.000 and have that conversation.

01:11:11.000 So he didn't take the sort of cheap shot.

01:11:13.000 Biden will do that because he's not capable of doing the other things.

01:11:15.000 So he'll take the cheap shot.

01:11:17.000 The media gives him a fictitious win.

01:11:19.000 And then he folds on everything else, giving Russia billions of dollars in revenue with Nord Stream two.

01:11:25.000 You know, maybe hunters on the board.

01:11:27.000 There may be 10, maybe more percent for the big guy.

01:11:29.000 Who the hell knows?

01:11:30.000 But that's the difference, because the media doesn't function in the real world.

01:11:34.000 They don't understand how real things actually happen.

01:11:37.000 They just like to preach, you know, from this like fictitious Disney princess world that no one actually lives in.

01:11:45.000 So they wanted to ride Trump for not just trying to destroy Putin on a world stage.

01:11:50.000 But what would it actually have gotten?

01:11:51.000 You think it's going to change Putin?

01:11:53.000 No.

01:11:54.000 It just makes it harder to actually get something done when you actually need something to get done.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, I feel like former Vice President Joe Biden is one of those guys at the gym who walks around in a tank top and fictitious lat spread, but it's like, well, we're gonna see you walk up to the pull-up bar, and you can't do them.

01:12:08.000 So, like, just stop.

01:12:09.000 Why do this beforehand?

01:12:10.000 You see those guys, I got their music on, I got my beats, bro.

01:12:14.000 I think he walks through Chuck E. Cheese like that.

01:12:16.000 We're not going to believe that you're a powerlifter.

01:12:19.000 Right!

01:12:21.000 I want to ask you something specific, Bill.

01:12:23.000 I want to ask you something really specific because I feel like this is in your wheelhouse.

01:12:26.000 This was what stood out to me and to a lot of people when we're talking about former Vice President Biden being weak. 0.90

01:12:32.000 You're dead to the best of my knowledge.

01:12:34.000 He never did anything like this.

01:12:35.000 He said he gave Putin a list specifically of 16 things not to hack.

01:12:40.000 I thought that was a fake headline at first.

01:12:44.000 I was like, is this the Babylon Bee?

01:12:47.000 Because I mean, first of all, like, okay, these are the, have at it, the other 50,000 things that are part of our critical infrastructure, you guys can play around with that.

01:12:56.000 I mean, it's such a weak move. 0.95

01:12:59.000 It's so pathetic. 0.96

01:13:01.000 And by the way, what was worse was, did you see the media said, you know, look, Putin says that Joe Biden seemed very sharp in the meeting. 0.99

01:13:09.000 Of course he did! 0.97

01:13:11.000 You think Putin's dumb enough he wants to negotiate against someone sharp? 0.98

01:13:14.000 He's gonna build up Biden because he wants to be at the negotiating with Biden for the rest of eternity. 0.98

01:13:20.000 And the media doesn't say anything about it.

01:13:22.000 They assume, oh no no, Putin's being 100% serious.

01:13:25.000 He thinks Biden's at the top of his game.

01:13:27.000 Yeah.

01:13:27.000 You know, imagine Trump got a compliment like that from Putin and the response.

01:13:32.000 It's just, we're living in bizarro world.

01:13:36.000 And it's playing out before our very eyes.

01:13:37.000 Well, and for him, even, you know, Harris is too extreme.

01:13:40.000 He's like, I don't want her in charge.

01:13:41.000 She put people with drug offenses to slave labor camps to build roadways and put out fires. 0.99

01:13:48.000 I mean, think about it.

01:13:50.000 Vladimir Putin is owning You know, the American policy on some of these things and the insanity. 1.00

01:13:57.000 He's literally able to go out there and have fun with how stupid this administration is. 0.97

01:14:02.000 And, you know, again, there's total media silence on it, but, you know, hopefully people like ourselves can get that information out there. 0.99

01:14:08.000 It is.

01:14:08.000 It's really sad.

01:14:09.000 And then I want to... Gerald has a question and then we're gonna have to go to Mug Club here and then let him really rip. 0.53

01:14:12.000 But yeah, Gerald, what was your question here for the Don?

01:14:15.000 Well, so your video said that, like, okay, so what was the 17th thing on the list?

01:14:18.000 But not only that, can you imagine being in business and going to all your competitors and saying, here are the 16 essential things about our business, by the way.

01:14:26.000 Make sure you don't do anything like this to compete with us.

01:14:29.000 I think Putin's sitting there with like his notebook, like, yes.

01:14:32.000 Oh.

01:14:33.000 I forgot to list accounting!

01:14:35.000 I thought we had counterintelligence.

01:14:37.000 You're supposed to keep that a secret, Joe!

01:14:38.000 Might as well just give them the nuke codes.

01:14:40.000 Like, hang on to these. 1.00

01:14:42.000 Hey, by the way, you played a few seconds of it, but that was like a 5-7 minute rant on how stupid this is. 0.99

01:14:48.000 But yeah, 100%. 0.98

01:14:49.000 You highlight to your enemies, these are the things that are really, really important to us.

01:14:53.000 These are perhaps our weak things.

01:14:56.000 These are perhaps the things that would make it really hard for us to respond back.

01:15:01.000 So please, please, pretty please, don't mess with those.

01:15:05.000 And again, it's like giving them a permission slip to mess with the rest of it.

01:15:09.000 The other 50000 things like if you do that, we're not going to counterattack.

01:15:14.000 We're not going to push back.

01:15:15.000 We're going to we're just going to roll over and die like everything else that we do with 0.76

01:15:19.000 our adversaries.

01:15:20.000 I mean, Putin is loving it.

01:15:21.000 It's why he's complimenting Joe Biden on a world stage.

01:15:24.000 The media says, you know, it's because Joe Biden is so sharp.

01:15:28.000 Does anyone believe that?

01:15:29.000 Like is there anyone at this point in world history?

01:15:33.000 Like I mean, is the media truly not the enemy of the people at this point?

01:15:38.000 Well, I blame it because I think a lot of the media, you know, they're just, they're barren hags because anyone who has a kid knows that trick. 0.99

01:15:44.000 Like, when my dad or my mom might go soft on me and send me to my room and I knew I wasn't getting a spanking, I'd be like, what?

01:15:49.000 What?

01:15:50.000 No!

01:15:50.000 Not my room?

01:15:52.000 Ah, dammit! 0.98

01:15:53.000 And I'd have to have the Super Nintendo in there? 0.99

01:15:59.000 Couldn't you please just give me the belt and be over with- I guess I'll go- Okay, alright.

01:16:03.000 Well, this Gameboy's not gonna play itself.

01:16:04.000 Bye, Mom.

01:16:05.000 Steve, it's a great analogy because that's what it's like.

01:16:08.000 I mean, you're dealing with, like, a president who is basically has the functional capabilities of a child, and yet you have him out there on the world stage.

01:16:15.000 No, but like, seriously, look.

01:16:17.000 You had Boris Johnson, right?

01:16:20.000 He's shutting him down because Biden was trying to correct him because he didn't remember that Boris Johnson introduced I know, I know.

01:16:27.000 I know.

01:16:27.000 of South Africa like 30 seconds before and Boris is like shut up Joe get in the corner.

01:16:32.000 I know I know I know. 0.95

01:16:33.000 Don't play with your toys like shut up Joe I already did that and Biden's like no.

01:16:38.000 The entire G7 was laughing at him. 0.93

01:16:41.000 I know.

01:16:41.000 And you saw the other time Joe tried interjecting and they're just like

01:16:44.000 talk a good hand Joe just just shut up and be you know the wallflower. 0.95

01:16:49.000 The media will fawn all over you. 0.98

01:16:50.000 Just do us a favor and don't open your mouth because you're going to embarrass yourself and by association, you're going to embarrass us.

01:16:56.000 They're doing that to him on a world stage.

01:16:59.000 Look at the pictures, you know, of McCrone pointing.

01:17:02.000 That was my question to you.

01:17:03.000 What would have happened?

01:17:04.000 What do you think your dad would have done? 0.98

01:17:06.000 It's disgusting. 0.94

01:17:07.000 Don, what do you think your dad would have done if, you know, a Frenchman got in his face like this? 0.99

01:17:12.000 Seriously, what do you think would have happened?

01:17:15.000 Nothing, because it would never have happened, Steven.

01:17:17.000 They would never do that to him, because they know.

01:17:20.000 Look at the videos from last year's G7.

01:17:23.000 You had Trump sitting there like this, and Angela Merkel's at the desk.

01:17:26.000 He's laughing at her, through her face, because he's got all the cards, and he knows it, and they know it. 0.98

01:17:33.000 But the same clowns, like in Germany, where they go, no, no, no, we want the Russian pipeline. 0.98

01:17:38.000 It's like, and they also want us to pay for that NATO defends is right. Joe Biden said that the EU is 0.97

01:17:44.000 the backbone of NATO. We pay 70% of the NATO budget 70% right we what do we get from it?

01:17:52.000 Nothing. So we pay 70% we we are supposed to protect Germany and the other EU countries in NATO from the

01:18:01.000 enemy that they are enriching with a pipeline and let

01:18:04.000 Like, I got it!

01:18:05.000 Like, really?

01:18:06.000 You're gonna leave your 12% tip to the number?

01:18:07.000 Okay, hey look, obviously people can follow you on Twitter, the book is Triggered. 1.00

01:18:11.000 No, we're the backbone of NATO, moron! 1.00

01:18:13.000 We pay for all of it! 1.00

01:18:15.000 They're the backbone of NATO like Bernie Sanders catches most of the bill.

01:18:19.000 Like, I got it!

01:18:20.000 Like, really?

01:18:20.000 You're gonna leave your 12% tip to the number?

01:18:23.000 Okay, hey look, obviously people can follow you on Twitter.

01:18:26.000 The book is Triggered.

01:18:27.000 Is that the most recent one, the book, really quickly?

01:18:29.000 No, Liberal Privileges, the most recent.

01:18:31.000 Liberal privilege.

01:18:32.000 And I want to keep talking with you.

01:18:33.000 We're going to talk about the rallies coming up and also the lab leak.

01:18:36.000 But the lab leak, you have to be careful here on YouTube.

01:18:38.000 So we're here with Donald Trump Jr.

01:18:40.000 If you are not a Mug Club member, consider joining.

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