Louder with Crowder - March 14, 2024


The Haitian (Cannibals) Are Coming, The Haitians Are Coming!


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 18 minutes

Words per Minute

171.24124

Word Count

13,451

Sentence Count

1,364

Misogynist Sentences

36

Hate Speech Sentences

57


Summary

In this week's episode of the podcast, the crew talks about the Biden Laptop, Hunter Biden's meth breath, and the dark side of the internet. Plus, the latest on the latest in Big Tech censorship.


Transcript

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00:00:32.000 Fall with me, Keep such fun,
00:00:36.000 In here with me, One foot cross with me,
00:00:40.000 Jump, fall with me.
00:00:42.000 Good morning!
00:00:47.000 Music each day is a good excuse to Sit and play,
00:00:56.000 Watch your heart beat.
00:00:58.000 Just to sit and play, Music each day is useful and fun.
00:01:02.000 And you, And you,
00:01:07.000 And you, And you,
00:01:15.000 I think we got him!
00:01:19.000 I dig to listen to music, When we play a song,
00:01:29.000 Dee doo doo, doo doo, Big bird, just, just, just,
00:01:34.000 Great time on SES mission.
00:01:35.000 We also thought that I saw Jennifer in the wonder tool. And to all the people, she is virtually on a plane.
00:01:46.000 Dear God, what is that horrendous smell?
00:02:10.000 It smells like Hunter Biden's meth breath in here.
00:02:12.000 Maybe it's you.
00:02:14.000 Yeah, maybe it's me.
00:02:16.000 Yeah, that would be crazy.
00:02:18.000 Maybe it's Billy.
00:02:19.000 He has been on a weird no-shoes kick lately.
00:02:26.000 It's good for the arches!
00:02:29.000 Yeah, I don't think that's it, but gross.
00:02:33.000 Maybe Sam brought Gefilte fish again?
00:02:35.000 Maybe.
00:02:36.000 How dare you?
00:02:39.000 Not every Jew of Ashkenazi descent eats gefilte fish constantly.
00:02:42.000 That's just a hurtful stereotype.
00:02:43.000 I don't eat that every day.
00:02:47.000 What's that, Sam?
00:02:49.000 Um, my lunch?
00:02:51.000 Is the gefilte fish done?
00:02:54.000 Is the gefilte fish I made you done in the microwave, Sam?
00:02:58.000 Not right now, Mom.
00:02:58.000 I'm talking to my co-workers.
00:02:59.000 Sam, is the gefilte fish I made you done?
00:03:03.000 Yes, yes it is.
00:03:06.000 Mom, I don't know how many times I've had to tell you, I am a grown man.
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00:03:41.000 I'm sorry I can't work the microwave properly.
00:03:43.000 I wasn't allowed to use the microwave until I was 30.
00:03:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:03:49.000 It's the sto- The idea of a shadow ban is that you ban someone but they
00:03:54.000 don't know they've been banned.
00:03:56.000 I am anti-Trump.
00:03:57.000 Oh my God.
00:03:58.000 I'm banning SoCal.
00:04:01.000 They can advise big tech right now as it relates to online censorship.
00:04:01.000 Our government.
00:04:04.000 All major tech platforms.
00:04:06.000 I'm sure the American people have access to accurate information.
00:04:08.000 YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action against Stephen Crowder.
00:04:12.000 You have Susan Wojcicki talking with senators to demonetize this very channel.
00:04:16.000 We did announce the monetization change that Stephen Crowder The DHS flagged 4,800 pieces of misinformation.
00:04:26.000 The strike was you quoting the CDC.
00:04:27.000 We want every platform to continue doing more to call out misinformation and mis- and disinformation.
00:04:32.000 Feel that tension?
00:04:33.000 Feel that f***ing tension that shouldn't exist?
00:04:36.000 When we quote the CDC, we survived the Vox Apocalypse.
00:04:40.000 YouTube, Google said, hey, you're not going to make another dime off ads.
00:04:43.000 We broadcast the single largest individual election live stream in the history, doing it through Rumble.
00:04:50.000 What Google does when they're supporting a candidate or a cause, they suppress the negative search suggestion.
00:05:06.000 Just by manipulating those search suggestions they're flashing at you,
00:05:10.000 we can turn a 50-50 split among undecided voters into a 90-10 split with no one having the slightest idea.
00:05:18.000 We're also training our algorithms, like if 2016 happens again, we're there. It couldn't be different.
00:05:25.000 Just the Hunter Biden story is enough.
00:05:27.000 According to the polls, 17% of Biden voters would have changed their vote if they'd known about the Hunter Biden laptop story.
00:05:37.000 You would have had the biggest political landslide victory for Donald Trump in all of modern presidential history according to the people who voted for Biden.
00:05:48.000 Everyone just might want to hit a clean slate policy, but do it so that everyone can start using social media to serve us and not serving this algorithm non-human brain.
00:05:59.000 There are forces out there that they don't want that information out there, so they suppress it.
00:06:04.000 If you say something that they in power deem to be unacceptable, you can still have your life ruined.
00:06:12.000 We are playing of offense with this fight against Big Tech.
00:06:15.000 One of the ways in which we're fighting back right now, one of the researchers here, George, filed an amicus brief in Murphy v. Missouri, and it's commonly referred to as Missouri v. Biden.
00:06:23.000 We've seen the censorship at play, and it's one of the ways that we can fight back.
00:06:27.000 We also have some information that nobody else has.
00:06:30.000 We have data from billions of people.
00:06:32.000 Billions of views that have given us some insight here.
00:06:35.000 And we do need, right now, government to actually start doing their job.
00:06:40.000 Having representatives, having people who protect you from them.
00:06:44.000 So, of course, filing this brief, making sure that it gets in front of the justices is super important.
00:06:51.000 Big Tech does not want this anywhere out there right now.
00:06:54.000 Instead of just talking about it and we're like, screw it, we're gonna do it ourselves.
00:07:01.000 Oral arguments are this Monday, and you can use the promo code SCOTUS for $10 off.
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00:07:08.000 We cannot do this without you.
00:07:10.000 From the bottom I think of everyone's heart here as a thank you.
00:07:14.000 So So
00:07:57.000 Okay, I you guys I popped my shoulder out in my sleep I don't know how long it was out of the socket.
00:08:03.000 I only know that I woke up going, ah!
00:08:06.000 So now it's been hurting.
00:08:07.000 Welcome to being old.
00:08:08.000 What'd you do?
00:08:09.000 This has happened to me for a long time.
00:08:10.000 It's just genetic.
00:08:11.000 No, I know.
00:08:12.000 So I have to, I wanted to move everything to the left, back, and to the left today on my desk, but that's not going to happen.
00:08:18.000 Let's talk about, uh, Well, we're going to be discussing it.
00:08:21.000 Let's talk about what we're going to talk about.
00:08:22.000 Bring up the rundown.
00:08:24.000 The Haitians are coming.
00:08:25.000 The Haitians are coming.
00:08:26.000 I know some of you are saying, hey, that's racist.
00:08:28.000 But I don't like it.
00:08:28.000 No, it's not.
00:08:30.000 I don't like that they are coming.
00:08:32.000 I don't like that we are going to have a migrant influx from, you know, as President Trump referred to it.
00:08:38.000 Shithole country.
00:08:39.000 Now I know some of you will be offended and say, hey, I would never say that, you're a liar.
00:08:43.000 You ever been to Haiti?
00:08:44.000 You all.
00:08:46.000 Yeah.
00:08:47.000 What would you call it?
00:08:48.000 The Paris of the, what were it?
00:08:50.000 Caribbean?
00:08:52.000 I don't know.
00:08:52.000 Caribbean, yeah.
00:08:53.000 Comment below.
00:08:53.000 How do you say it?
00:08:54.000 Do you say Caribbean or Caribbean?
00:08:55.000 I feel like there's no wrong way to say Caribbean.
00:09:00.000 How do they do this?
00:09:00.000 Hold on, time out.
00:09:02.000 They're like, I say Caribbean, but it's spelled the exact same way as Caribbean.
00:09:05.000 Like, we won't know.
00:09:06.000 I have no idea.
00:09:07.000 They'll have to tell us.
00:09:08.000 Yeah.
00:09:08.000 Somehow.
00:09:09.000 Yeah, write it out.
00:09:11.000 Phonetically?
00:09:11.000 What's that?
00:09:12.000 Is that how you write it out?
00:09:13.000 I don't know.
00:09:13.000 Write it like Care, like Care Bear, which was the gayest show that's ever existed.
00:09:18.000 Bring the rundown back up.
00:09:20.000 We'll also get into a world with no First Amendment, what that looks like, what's happening across Europe, events where people have been arrested or detained or flat-out convicted for speaking.
00:09:31.000 In the last couple of months, this has accelerated rapidly, and I don't think there's any coincidence that this is taking place, Right alongside the election, along with cities and no cops.
00:09:39.000 You've heard of Pittsburgh?
00:09:41.000 No cops in the middle of the night.
00:09:42.000 That's not when you need them.
00:09:43.000 So we'll be talking about that and more if at some point today you see this while watching on YouTube.
00:09:50.000 Head on over to Rumble, and if you don't see us on YouTube, look, it's a live show.
00:09:53.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:09:54.000 Eastern, although Monday we have our live from the Supreme Court stream.
00:09:58.000 It's starting one hour late because one of our researchers here is actually down there, filed an amicus brief, and will be reporting live from the Supreme Court.
00:10:05.000 It's a special live stream event.
00:10:06.000 Monday, we start one hour late.
00:10:09.000 Okay, have I been clear?
00:10:12.000 Number two, CEO Kevin Morgan, how are you?
00:10:13.000 I'm doing well, especially since I get like an extra few minutes of sleep on Monday.
00:10:17.000 Yes, that's fantastic.
00:10:19.000 That's how it'll work out.
00:10:20.000 No, I'll be here at the exact same time.
00:10:22.000 You'll be waking up going, ah!
00:10:26.000 No.
00:10:26.000 In life, yes.
00:10:27.000 Welcome to the club.
00:10:28.000 And then third chair, you know, you thank him for his service most of all, but you know him, you love him, he'll be at Wise Guys Comedy Club Las Vegas April 5th and Saturday April 6th.
00:10:36.000 Go and support him, see him, have a laugh.
00:10:39.000 Josh Feierstein, how are you?
00:10:40.000 Yeah, good, good.
00:10:42.000 I don't know how to pronounce Caribbean.
00:10:45.000 But I think that's how you say it.
00:10:46.000 Well, you just did.
00:10:47.000 I just don't know if it's correct.
00:10:48.000 Good job, buddy.
00:10:49.000 It's like caramel for me.
00:10:50.000 Caramel for me.
00:10:51.000 Caramel.
00:10:52.000 Caramel or caramel?
00:10:52.000 What do you say?
00:10:53.000 I say caramel, but if it's with something else, I say caramel.
00:10:53.000 I say both.
00:10:56.000 Like caramel apple.
00:10:58.000 Do you have caramilk chocolate bars in the States?
00:11:01.000 No.
00:11:01.000 That's a Canadian thing.
00:11:02.000 Comment below if you're Canadian.
00:11:03.000 Hit the like button if you remember how delicious that was.
00:11:05.000 Don't comment at all.
00:11:06.000 Caramilk.
00:11:06.000 It was just a chocolate bar with squares, and the squares were literally filled to the brim with caramilk caramel, however you say it.
00:11:12.000 That is neat.
00:11:13.000 And, uh... I quit.
00:11:17.000 What's your equivalent here?
00:11:19.000 I don't think we have one.
00:11:20.000 Well, you guys didn't have scores bars until we brought them over.
00:11:23.000 Well, that's your fault.
00:11:24.000 They're not very popular.
00:11:25.000 They're delicious.
00:11:26.000 Well, they're whatever.
00:11:27.000 When I go to Dairy Queen, if I get a scores blizzard, they turn upside down.
00:11:31.000 What is a score?
00:11:32.000 I don't understand what this is.
00:11:34.000 It's like a butterfinger.
00:11:35.000 Who cares?
00:11:37.000 I care! I care! I care! I care! I care!
00:11:39.000 I'll buy you a case!
00:11:41.000 This is the China of candy bars.
00:11:43.000 There's so many little things that as a Canadian when I came to the States,
00:11:46.000 I just, people were like, I have no idea what you're talking about.
00:11:48.000 You put your milk in not bags?
00:11:50.000 Yes, exactly.
00:11:51.000 Yeah, we're normal.
00:11:53.000 Someone decided milk in bags was more effective.
00:11:56.000 It's like the guy who invented the bicycle, the Pennyfurther?
00:11:58.000 Pennyfarther?
00:12:00.000 With a giant front wheel.
00:12:02.000 And by the way, this bicycle, and we'll get to Haiti, this bicycle... Someone bring up the picture of the Pennyfarther, the Pennyworthy, whatever it was called.
00:12:12.000 It was invented around the same time as the normal bicycle.
00:12:16.000 And whoever created it thought it would win out.
00:12:18.000 I think what happened was he had two separate tires.
00:12:22.000 Couldn't afford the same size.
00:12:24.000 Waste not, want not.
00:12:26.000 Yes, I'm going to go for a ride on my bicycle.
00:12:28.000 I require pit crew.
00:12:29.000 I believe mine's better.
00:12:31.000 I can do it myself.
00:12:33.000 How did you get up on that thing?
00:12:35.000 You had to have a friend to help you with that.
00:12:37.000 Well, he had slaves.
00:12:38.000 Oh, well that makes a lot of sense.
00:12:40.000 Different time.
00:12:41.000 Speaking of Haiti, not that they are slaves to white people, but that they enslave each other.
00:12:44.000 It was a weird segue.
00:12:46.000 It was a perfect segue.
00:12:48.000 More slaves on earth than ever in recorded history right now.
00:12:51.000 40 plus million.
00:12:52.000 We always sort of overlook that fact.
00:12:54.000 We do.
00:12:54.000 All right, so Haiti is a bad place.
00:12:57.000 I don't want to vilify, I don't want to denigrate an entire nation of people, but Haiti is a crapple.
00:13:02.000 That doesn't mean all the people are terrible.
00:13:04.000 It means that the country breeds a crap holiness, and you probably have been following this.
00:13:11.000 It sort of blends into the migrant problem that we have, and it encapsulates it in a way that is Really probably most terrifying.
00:13:17.000 It's going off the rails there.
00:13:19.000 Situation's about to start impacting the United States and our migrant situation in a very real, quantifiable way.
00:13:25.000 Now to the chaos happening in Haiti.
00:13:27.000 Gangs launching a violent assault on the presidential palace overnight.
00:13:31.000 The Caribbean nation's capital city, Port-au-Prince, paralyzed by gang violence, leaving Americans stranded, desperate to flee.
00:13:38.000 He looks like he took off a really silly hat.
00:13:41.000 He has Gomez hair.
00:13:42.000 Yeah!
00:13:42.000 He has Gomez hair.
00:13:42.000 Gomez Adams.
00:13:44.000 Gomez Adams.
00:13:45.000 Yeah.
00:13:46.000 ...to flee their homes.
00:13:47.000 Natasha, now in a shelter with her three children, saying, I've become a nomad.
00:13:54.000 The government extending a state of emergency.
00:13:56.000 Armed gangs launching a massive coordinated assault against multiple government buildings,
00:14:01.000 including the presidential palace.
00:14:03.000 Okay.
00:14:04.000 So, let me set this up here.
00:14:07.000 Obviously, you see things and your heart goes out to these people.
00:14:10.000 Obviously, I assume that everyone, both left and right, is coming from a place of compassion.
00:14:15.000 Compassion has to be combined with truth.
00:14:18.000 This country has never gotten it right.
00:14:20.000 These people who are leaving in droves, they're very likely to come to the United States, they're very likely to be treated very differently by the party who could see them as a potential voting base, and we have statistics for you regarding Haiti and regarding the kind of crime that Haitian migrants historically have committed.
00:14:35.000 It doesn't go well.
00:14:36.000 So you can be compassionate and also say, you know what, I want to protect myself and mine, and I don't want these problems coming to the United States.
00:14:44.000 You can comment below.
00:14:45.000 If that's your position, I just want you to not Not have to struggle with white guilt about it, or African American guilt.
00:14:52.000 Basically, any country that's not Haiti, therefore a better country, guilt.
00:14:59.000 So, it's 2024 there, too.
00:15:01.000 So, this month, earlier this month, we talked about this, Haitian gangs, they stormed the prisons, right?
00:15:06.000 4,000 prisoners, around, released.
00:15:10.000 And the gangs were demanding the resignation of Prime Minister Ariel Henry, who was in Kenya at the time, because I think they thought that Kenya might solve the problem?
00:15:18.000 What an idea!
00:15:21.000 Who do we turn to for help?
00:15:24.000 The middle of Africa, that'll do it.
00:15:27.000 Senconi.
00:15:28.000 So, Henry took power after President Yovenel Moise was assassinated in 2021.
00:15:35.000 Now, Henry Resigned Monday.
00:15:38.000 So apparently the roves of gangs.
00:15:40.000 Yeah, they use the political process.
00:15:43.000 They're like resign Okay, I'll stay in Kenya where I've been for 364 days a year Yes, so he was then, you know, the place was filled by gang leader Jimmy Cherizier who goes by the name barbecue.
00:15:58.000 That'll be relevant. We'll get to that.
00:16:00.000 Sounds like a Texan to me.
00:16:02.000 Exactly.
00:16:04.000 Salt and pepper.
00:16:06.000 I shouldn't say replaced.
00:16:09.000 It's sort of de facto.
00:16:10.000 He's trying to seize control.
00:16:11.000 Okay.
00:16:12.000 U.S.
00:16:12.000 Marines have been sent to evacuate the embassy.
00:16:14.000 All right.
00:16:15.000 Now here is the important part.
00:16:17.000 We're going to fact check the media fact checkers here.
00:16:20.000 The left is immediately pivoting to try and paint you, the conservatives, as racist, as reactionary.
00:16:28.000 Any opinion that you have, if it's not come one, come all, makes you racist and makes you an extremist.
00:16:34.000 Of course, none of that is true, and I know that you know when you're good it's not true.
00:16:36.000 You probably want the facts to help substantiate what your lying eyes and ears have told you.
00:16:41.000 So let's get to fact-checking the fact-checkers.
00:16:44.000 Tweet check.
00:16:45.000 Fact.
00:16:46.000 Trump.
00:16:46.000 Trump.
00:16:47.000 Check.
00:16:47.000 Tweet.
00:16:47.000 Fact.
00:16:48.000 Fact.
00:16:48.000 Check.
00:16:49.000 News.
00:16:52.000 So much news.
00:16:53.000 I've never seen that stinger.
00:16:54.000 That's great.
00:16:55.000 Newsiness.
00:16:56.000 Am I supposed to... Why don't we do that clear?
00:16:58.000 Yeah.
00:16:58.000 Okay.
00:16:59.000 Can you toss it over here?
00:17:00.000 I got a stuffy nose over here.
00:17:02.000 Can I throw it left every... That's... Wow, that's worse than most... I was trying to arc it because my shoulder.
00:17:09.000 Alright.
00:17:10.000 I'm gonna get some of this stuff.
00:17:11.000 We're a mess.
00:17:12.000 We are an absolute mess.
00:17:13.000 But that's because Monday we have a very special Supreme Court livestream.
00:17:15.000 Okay, so let me go to what the media is saying here.
00:17:17.000 NBC News tweeted this out.
00:17:20.000 They were condemning right-wing influencers for spreading misinformation.
00:17:23.000 Here's what you see.
00:17:24.000 Elon Musk and conservative influencers have spread unverified claims to millions smearing Haitian migrants.
00:17:30.000 Pause.
00:17:31.000 These people aren't migrants.
00:17:34.000 They're not migrants yet.
00:17:35.000 That's very telling.
00:17:36.000 Or, Shep, tweet check.
00:17:37.000 Yeah.
00:17:38.000 That's cool.
00:17:39.000 We have a tweet check?
00:17:40.000 All right.
00:17:41.000 Now, smearing Haitian migrants as cannibals...
00:17:45.000 Okay, hold on, pause.
00:17:46.000 Woo!
00:17:47.000 Smearing would be untrue.
00:17:48.000 Right.
00:17:50.000 As they endure deep uncertainty about the future of their country and family members still there.
00:17:56.000 Let's fact check them.
00:17:58.000 I like how you used your lispy voice.
00:18:00.000 I was just trying to think.
00:18:04.000 It's NBC News.
00:18:05.000 It's probably accurate, I'm just saying.
00:18:06.000 The guy with the Willard hairdo.
00:18:09.000 Hey, don't make fun of his hair.
00:18:10.000 Don't make fun of his hair.
00:18:12.000 It looks pretty good for him.
00:18:13.000 Oh yeah, it must be nice to have perfect hair.
00:18:15.000 I don't, yours is just really bad.
00:18:16.000 So, Elon Musk, others, what they're talking about are people, as we've already clarified, from violent gangs potentially trying to enter the United States.
00:18:25.000 It says, if wanting to screen immigrants for potential homicidal tendencies and cannibalism makes me right-wing, then I would gladly accept such a label.
00:18:25.000 Let me read you the tweet.
00:18:33.000 Failure to do so would put innocent Americans in mortal risk.
00:18:36.000 Shame on NBC.
00:18:38.000 Shame.
00:18:39.000 Three times.
00:18:40.000 Now, here's another thing.
00:18:42.000 This is a lie.
00:18:43.000 And we will provide all of the references at liedwithcredit.com.
00:18:47.000 NBC claims there is no evidence of cannibalism.
00:18:55.000 They shouldn't be watching.
00:18:55.000 We've blurred quite a bit of this.
00:18:58.000 But I know that you wouldn't believe me or you would say it was fake if I just showed a picture.
00:19:02.000 So warning.
00:19:03.000 Okay.
00:19:04.000 Three.
00:19:04.000 Not a trigger warning.
00:19:05.000 An actual warning.
00:19:05.000 Yeah.
00:19:07.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:19:08.000 Can open barbecue.
00:19:23.000 That was a couple of years ago, though, right?
00:19:27.000 It's still a concern, Gerald!
00:19:29.000 I don't know the recidivism rate for cannibals, but I would imagine there's probably not a high rehabilitation success rate.
00:19:37.000 The meat market's good for them.
00:19:39.000 I just want to make sure nobody goes, oh, but that was from two years ago, right?
00:19:42.000 We just need to address the fact.
00:19:44.000 Is there a support group?
00:19:44.000 I didn't know there was a burnt end.
00:19:46.000 Is there a support group?
00:19:48.000 I don't want to eat people.
00:19:50.000 Cannibals Anonymous.
00:19:52.000 Yeah, they end up eating the person in charge.
00:19:54.000 Good luck converting them to Impossible Burgers.
00:20:00.000 It's just beef.
00:20:01.000 Where's the light meat?
00:20:02.000 And then NBC's own report admits that one gang referred to themselves as the Cannibal Army.
00:20:08.000 It's...
00:20:09.000 They do their own commercials, huh?
00:20:34.000 I don't think those kids are getting that money.
00:20:36.000 It's a region-specific menu.
00:20:40.000 Is that poutine?
00:20:40.000 Is that the Deluxe Royale?
00:20:43.000 The Royale with cheese?
00:20:45.000 That's the Royale with Steve. The Royale with knees.
00:20:54.000 Oh my gosh.
00:20:55.000 The Dominican Republic is seeing this and building a wall as fast as humanly possible.
00:20:59.000 Yes.
00:21:00.000 Yes.
00:21:01.000 You know, the Dominican probably wouldn't be doing so well if not for baseball.
00:21:04.000 But hey!
00:21:04.000 But they're killing it at baseball!
00:21:06.000 They have a goal, they have a focus.
00:21:06.000 I know!
00:21:07.000 You would think that one Haitian could look over and be like, oh, hey, do we have a stick you could maybe throw?
00:21:13.000 And then just go for a bunt and his forearm would break because of malnutrition, which is not funny, it's just what would likely happen.
00:21:19.000 It's descriptive.
00:21:20.000 Yes, then that's food.
00:21:20.000 But then that's food.
00:21:22.000 He's just a salt person.
00:21:24.000 Eat the losing team.
00:21:30.000 That leg would make a great bat.
00:21:31.000 He's got a wide barrel, you know?
00:21:33.000 He could really square up on a ball.
00:21:35.000 He's cheating!
00:21:36.000 It's corked!
00:21:39.000 Hey, where's Sammy Sosa from, anyway?
00:21:41.000 He's around there.
00:21:43.000 I don't know.
00:21:43.000 I have no idea.
00:21:44.000 I think he's diminutive.
00:21:44.000 It's one of those guesses.
00:21:46.000 Look, is it funny?
00:21:48.000 Sure.
00:21:50.000 The reason that we're pointing this out is because they lie to you when it's very clear.
00:21:53.000 Like, there's no doubt about the fact that there are cannibals in Haiti.
00:21:57.000 There's no doubt about the fact that these are roving criminal gangs who have committed horrible crimes.
00:22:01.000 And NBC knows it because, well, some people refer to themselves as the cannibal army, but that remains to be seen.
00:22:07.000 No, it doesn't.
00:22:08.000 It doesn't.
00:22:09.000 We've seen it.
00:22:10.000 You're a liar!
00:22:11.000 So the Biden administration, by the way, is even discussing using Guantanamo Bay to process an influx of Haitian migrants.
00:22:20.000 This is what they are talking about.
00:22:22.000 And by the way, we can only imagine their own spin on the Cuban sandwich.
00:22:25.000 Rape!
00:22:27.000 William looks tasty.
00:22:32.000 Bye.
00:22:33.000 To audio listeners, I know you're saying, what happened?
00:22:36.000 This is one of the few times where I would advise, don't switch to the video.
00:22:41.000 Stay there.
00:22:41.000 It's safer to stay on audio.
00:22:43.000 Spotify, Apple, anywhere.
00:22:44.000 All the places.
00:22:45.000 When you're on the road, you can listen to it.
00:22:46.000 So, let's do some more fact-checking here.
00:22:49.000 Here's the New York City Mayor, Eric Adams.
00:22:52.000 He had this nice, this hot, barbecued take on X. He said, we call New York City the Port-au-Prince of America.
00:23:00.000 Oh, do you?
00:23:02.000 Okay, fact check.
00:23:04.000 No one calls New York City the Port of Prince of America.
00:23:07.000 He's the only person in history to have ever said that.
00:23:09.000 That's even a community note on X. He's like, we call it this.
00:23:13.000 Nobody does that.
00:23:14.000 Tweet check.
00:23:15.000 That was like Obama.
00:23:16.000 Remember Barack Obama?
00:23:17.000 He said, you know, like my mom always used to say, don't get wee-wee'd up.
00:23:21.000 No one says that.
00:23:22.000 It's a saying in the South.
00:23:23.000 It's not a saying anywhere.
00:23:25.000 I heard it.
00:23:29.000 Where I come from, getting wee-weed up is something different.
00:23:31.000 Yes, it is.
00:23:31.000 You don't want it, baby.
00:23:32.000 That's in the Cuban sandwich.
00:23:33.000 Now... I guess it makes sense that Adams would say that.
00:23:38.000 We all know how New Yorkers love their Port-au-Prince-style pizza.
00:23:42.000 Yeah, it's just... It's so unsettling!
00:23:50.000 Rarely do we drive a point home that is this obvious, okay?
00:23:55.000 We've talked about the immigration crisis, right?
00:23:58.000 The crisis at our southern border.
00:24:00.000 We've talked about how not all cultures are created equal.
00:24:03.000 And to be clear, it's not because of melanin in the skin.
00:24:07.000 Haiti has been a war zone for a very long time.
00:24:07.000 All right?
00:24:10.000 And Haiti, you know, we're doing the great dictator off, you know, Papadoc was over there.
00:24:14.000 The reason that he assumed power, this guy was an atheist who used fake voodoo to influence the population because he knew that most of them were illiterate.
00:24:20.000 And most of them were illiterate because of corrupt governments.
00:24:23.000 Okay.
00:24:23.000 And then they get to remain corrupt.
00:24:25.000 Why?
00:24:25.000 Because you have white, self-flagellating guilt artists here in the United States, or really Western Europe, saying, oh, all cultures are created equal.
00:24:33.000 You know who doesn't believe that?
00:24:34.000 The people whose calves are being eaten.
00:24:40.000 Well, they don't believe anything anymore.
00:24:41.000 Not all cultures are the same!
00:24:43.000 Please, export yours to here!
00:24:45.000 You know what?
00:24:48.000 Maybe that voodoo did work.
00:24:49.000 Yes.
00:24:50.000 Maybe it did.
00:24:52.000 Listen, they took an island paradise and turned it into hell.
00:24:55.000 I know.
00:24:56.000 How long ago was it a paradise though?
00:24:58.000 Well, when God made it.
00:24:59.000 Yes, I'm just saying.
00:25:01.000 Let's just do an experiment and look around there.
00:25:03.000 Cuba, Dominican Republic, Haiti, every other island that Americans want to go to and spend lots of money to get there.
00:25:11.000 It's right next door.
00:25:13.000 You guys had every opportunity to be a cool place to go and you screwed it up.
00:25:16.000 Yes, but you've never seen water so blue.
00:25:19.000 Well, but it's red because of the blood.
00:25:21.000 Well, tomato, tomato.
00:25:24.000 Which goes well with ghee.
00:25:25.000 Which we've never seen before because of malnutrition.
00:25:27.000 Yes, they haven't.
00:25:29.000 So here's the thing to keep in mind, and this is why the immigration issue has switched so much.
00:25:32.000 Remember it was a secret Trump voter in 2016.
00:25:35.000 Now it's the open President Trump voter.
00:25:37.000 People now are not going to be yielded into Being silent, remaining silent as it relates to immigration.
00:25:43.000 We know that it's a problem, and this is just another problem in a long line of many.
00:25:47.000 Remember, in 2018, the media tried to roast President Trump then for calling Haiti a, and I'm quoting him here because I like it, shithole.
00:25:57.000 The president tonight apparently uncorking another astonishing statement, complaining to lawmakers in the Oval Office about protections for immigrants.
00:26:05.000 Why do we want these people from, quote, all these shithole countries here?
00:26:09.000 According to a Democratic aide familiar with the conversation, Mr. Trump was referring to African nations and Haiti.
00:26:16.000 And they acted as though you were like, can you believe that he referred to them as shit?
00:26:19.000 Everyone at home's like, I call him that all the time.
00:26:22.000 There's nothing offensive about that.
00:26:24.000 Maybe you say crap hole.
00:26:27.000 Let's just do away with this whole veneer of pomp and circumstance.
00:26:30.000 I can't believe that he would say shithole.
00:26:32.000 I can't believe that they eat humans.
00:26:36.000 You fly over, it's the one country that's on fire.
00:26:39.000 Yes!
00:26:40.000 And by the way, in that meeting, Trump also said, Why do we need more Haitians?
00:26:45.000 Take them out!
00:26:48.000 And in 2017, President Trump removed deportation protection for 60,000 Haitians.
00:26:53.000 Why?
00:26:54.000 Because he's looking out for you!
00:26:56.000 Is it the President's job?
00:26:57.000 Is it our government's job to look out for Ukraine?
00:27:01.000 Look out for, take your pick, Iraq, Afghanistan, Yemen, let's go through, Cuba, let's go throughout history, Canada for crying out loud, why don't we take them over, Mexico, Honduras, El Salvador, is it their job to look out for those or to look out for you, the American citizen, who, as flawed as you may be, typically don't eat people?
00:27:26.000 Typically.
00:27:27.000 Right.
00:27:28.000 I mean, there's a couple... The law of averages states... It's been a couple of times.
00:27:31.000 Yes.
00:27:32.000 But... There has.
00:27:33.000 Mostly plane crashes in the mountains.
00:27:33.000 There has.
00:27:35.000 Yes.
00:27:35.000 And I didn't see their green cards, so I don't really know if they're married.
00:27:37.000 Yeah, absolutely.
00:27:38.000 Now, this happened back then, and celebrities like Conan O'Brien and people in Hollywood, what did they do?
00:27:42.000 They rushed to Haiti's defense.
00:27:43.000 And it wasn't just, hey, look, these people need help.
00:27:47.000 Right?
00:27:47.000 That would be one thing to say.
00:27:48.000 These people need help and you need to be compassionate.
00:27:49.000 I don't think it's a valid argument.
00:27:51.000 But they simply lied to you.
00:27:53.000 Said, well, you know, this is actually not... It's a beautiful country with great people because all cultures are equal.
00:27:57.000 That was their defense.
00:27:59.000 It's a lie.
00:28:00.000 And so, most likely, the rest of their policies are lies.
00:28:04.000 Conan, Michael on YouTube asks, please dispel some of the untruths about Haiti.
00:28:08.000 What was something that surprised you visiting Haiti that you were like, oh wow, this is not like I thought?
00:28:15.000 Okay, one of the big ones is that I think many people have long held this belief that it's just chaos in Haiti.
00:28:22.000 It's because predominantly the media coverage in Haiti is about disasters and extreme poverty and they've had more than their share of both.
00:28:32.000 And so there's this sense I think people have that, oh my god, if you're in Haiti, you know, you're just, it's just dealing with total chaos and violence and it must be kind of scary.
00:28:44.000 Absolutely untrue.
00:28:46.000 It was, a lot of those things that are said about Haiti are extremely exaggerated.
00:28:52.000 And outside the walls of sandals.
00:28:53.000 Right, yes.
00:28:55.000 Well thank you, privileged white media spokesperson.
00:28:59.000 Let's go to the people of Haiti to see how they feel.
00:29:03.000 Jacqueline Charles is the Caribbean correspondent for the Miami Herald.
00:29:06.000 She said Haiti is near collapse.
00:29:09.000 The Port-au-Prince itself is basically landlocked by gangs that control all of the major roads out of the capital.
00:29:16.000 plunging further and further into chaos.
00:29:23.000 The government has said that the government will not be able to pay the price of the
00:29:41.000 government's budget. The government has said that the government will not be able to
00:29:48.000 pay the price of the government's budget.
00:29:50.000 Well, I don't know who to believe.
00:29:51.000 Well, I think he actually, that was mistranslated.
00:29:53.000 He said he was going to eat them.
00:29:54.000 Yeah.
00:29:55.000 If the international community kept... I didn't see chaos at all in that video.
00:29:58.000 I saw a guy napping on the road.
00:30:01.000 I saw a guy warming up napping on the road.
00:30:03.000 I saw bonfires.
00:30:03.000 Yeah.
00:30:05.000 It's rustic.
00:30:05.000 I saw s'mores.
00:30:07.000 It's a mostly peaceful but fiery existence in hell.
00:30:11.000 Now, I don't know if you know this.
00:30:14.000 It is Haiti.
00:30:16.000 It's a very modern idea that you wouldn't screen for immigrants who come from countries that may be riddled with problems and bring them along with themselves.
00:30:26.000 That's a very new idea.
00:30:27.000 You know that countries used to say, wait a second, where are you from?
00:30:29.000 Uh-uh, that was immigration policy.
00:30:33.000 That's why borders existed.
00:30:34.000 And by the way, that was the case in the United States.
00:30:36.000 You came here if you were law-abiding, and if you were not, You were out.
00:30:40.000 So why would Americans here, you, you right now watching, listening, why would you maybe not, is it because you have no compassion?
00:30:47.000 Are there valid reasons as to why you would be concerned with a record number of Haitians migrating here?
00:30:47.000 No.
00:30:53.000 Let me give you a few key facts that you probably know but would like to have substantiated.
00:30:57.000 Here's number one.
00:30:59.000 Haiti is the poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.
00:31:02.000 Okay?
00:31:03.000 Their GDP is one-fifth of their direct neighbor, the Dominican Republic.
00:31:08.000 Dang, sorry.
00:31:10.000 It's not funny, I'm just saying they've got the path right next to them.
00:31:14.000 If all else fails, cheat off your friend next door.
00:31:17.000 What's the difference?
00:31:18.000 What's the difference?
00:31:20.000 Is it melanin?
00:31:21.000 No, no.
00:31:21.000 Is it race?
00:31:22.000 Not all cultures are created equal.
00:31:24.000 And that's where you have to examine different cultures, different countries, and say, why does one work and why does one not work?
00:31:30.000 And then you have to look at the most successful country that has ever existed, the United States, which stems from the other most successful nations throughout all of human history.
00:31:37.000 Wow.
00:31:37.000 largely modern Western Europe and say, what was done differently and can it be emulated?
00:31:43.000 Dominican Republic, Haiti, one fifth of the GDP.
00:31:47.000 It's about 20 billion, by the way, in Haiti.
00:31:50.000 Over half of the population is well below the poverty line.
00:31:53.000 The GDP per capita, it's about $1,800.
00:31:55.000 It's ranked 153rd of all 190 countries in the world.
00:32:00.000 Wow.
00:32:02.000 Haitians literally eat dirt.
00:32:05.000 They make cookies made of dirt, butter, and salt.
00:32:09.000 Key ingredient being dirt.
00:32:10.000 That's sad.
00:32:11.000 That's terrible.
00:32:12.000 Yes.
00:32:13.000 That's sad.
00:32:14.000 There's no Rachel Ray.
00:32:15.000 It's organic.
00:32:17.000 It is organic.
00:32:18.000 Oh my.
00:32:19.000 It's sad, but here's an idea.
00:32:22.000 How about this?
00:32:23.000 Rather than importing horrible cultures, export good ones.
00:32:29.000 There you go.
00:32:30.000 Export good ones.
00:32:31.000 Don't import bad ones.
00:32:33.000 Here's another key fact.
00:32:35.000 Haiti is the kidnapping capital of the world.
00:32:37.000 They're number one in something!
00:32:39.000 We are number one!
00:32:41.000 We are number one!
00:32:43.000 I would have a foam hand, but we don't have foam.
00:32:45.000 You did it!
00:32:46.000 Congratulations!
00:32:47.000 1,200 kidnappings in 2022.
00:32:48.000 1,200 kidnappings.
00:32:51.000 That's more than twice the 2021 rate, and by the way, this is not a large country.
00:32:55.000 Their murder is sky high.
00:32:57.000 I wonder if there's an argument for their kidnapping actually improving the lives of children.
00:33:00.000 If they're sending them out of Haiti?
00:33:02.000 Well, if they take them out of the country, yeah.
00:33:04.000 Yeah, I don't know how much of it is just internal kidnapping versus kidnapping.
00:33:08.000 Probably internal.
00:33:09.000 I don't know if there's a kidnapping import-export coordinator.
00:33:12.000 That's probably part of the GDP.
00:33:13.000 Importing and exporting.
00:33:14.000 That's probably part of the GDP.
00:33:18.000 Their murder rate in 2023 was 40.9 per 100,000.
00:33:20.000 It's the 11th highest in the world.
00:33:24.000 You have a country that is abysmally poor, you have a country that is unbelievably violent, and the people fleeing the country, or a lot of them right now, at least 4,000 of them, would be the most violent among them.
00:33:35.000 Does that mean every single Haitian?
00:33:36.000 No.
00:33:36.000 There are many victims in that country.
00:33:38.000 But there are many perpetrators.
00:33:40.000 A disproportionate number of perpetrators in comparison to other countries.
00:33:43.000 It is not our job.
00:33:45.000 It is not your job to take responsibility for that and welcome people in.
00:33:49.000 And even if you believe that was your job, would you trust this government to do it?
00:33:53.000 Would you trust this government to ensure That only law-abiding citizens would be the ones coming into this country?
00:33:59.000 Would you trust this government, the same government who, by the way, believes in sanctuary cities and will not deport current criminals, current MS-13 members who are not citizens?
00:34:08.000 Would you trust them?
00:34:10.000 Would you trust them to parse through?
00:34:12.000 Who would be an appropriate migrant from Haiti?
00:34:14.000 Here's another key fact.
00:34:16.000 Haitian illegals, again this applies here in the United States, they're the most likely of all illegal immigrants to commit crime.
00:34:22.000 The ones who are already here.
00:34:24.000 Haitian illegal immigrants in the United States are the most likely of all illegal immigrants to commit crime.
00:34:29.000 Now it's hard to find those numbers because it turns out that illegal immigrants don't always necessarily answer polls.
00:34:34.000 They don't?
00:34:35.000 But think about that.
00:34:37.000 Yes, that's true.
00:34:39.000 Poor, crime, and we have a precedent as far as, once they get to this country, commit crimes at disproportionate rates.
00:34:47.000 So, what should the United States do?
00:34:49.000 One side believes, bring in as many as possible because, you know, we call New York the Port-au-Prince of the United States.
00:34:56.000 So stupid.
00:34:58.000 It's just unbelievably... Such a dummy.
00:35:02.000 Well, how about the United States starts by following the example of Haiti's direct neighbor, The people who share a duplex with Haiti, the Dominican Republic.
00:35:11.000 As Haiti's political future hangs in the balance, the neighboring Dominican Republic is cracking down on undocumented Haitians, rounding them up and sending them back to their country.
00:35:22.000 They treat us like dogs, this man told us after he was released, adding we were detained since yesterday with no food, nothing.
00:35:32.000 So look, as far as the solution, this is not something that you can necessarily do, but you have some people doing good work.
00:35:37.000 You have Ron DeSantis announced he's deploying the state guard, I believe.
00:35:40.000 I think we have, oh that's right, we have a tweet from him.
00:35:42.000 We cannot have illegal aliens coming to the state of Florida.
00:35:46.000 Foster.
00:35:49.000 You take your cannibal patootie right back over to Port-au-Prince.
00:35:54.000 We will send those paddy wagons right down to the border.
00:35:57.000 Yes.
00:35:58.000 That we don't share with you, Haiti.
00:35:59.000 There's a new papadoc in town.
00:36:04.000 You're the lamest papadoc ever.
00:36:06.000 The least charismatic.
00:36:07.000 Ooh, voodoo.
00:36:14.000 I love Ron DeSantis.
00:36:16.000 Just to remind you, 116,000 illegal Haitians are already in the United States with temporary protected status since the 2010 Haiti earthquake.
00:36:23.000 In other words, it starts with compassion and then it's a problem that doesn't necessarily get solved.
00:36:27.000 In this case, it's not a natural disaster so much as roving criminal gangs.
00:36:31.000 You have every right to be concerned and the media wants to paint you as racist.
00:36:35.000 I just... let your freak flag fly.
00:36:37.000 Don't be concerned with this anymore.
00:36:38.000 Do you believe?
00:36:39.000 Do you believe in strong borders and a realistic immigration policy?
00:36:44.000 Good news?
00:36:44.000 Guess what?
00:36:45.000 Most Americans do.
00:36:46.000 It's not even close right now.
00:36:47.000 Okay?
00:36:48.000 The media is lying.
00:36:49.000 You are not alone.
00:36:50.000 Talk to your neighbors.
00:36:51.000 Every single one of them will agree with you.
00:36:54.000 Oh, I thought you put your hand up.
00:36:56.000 He was going to eat someone.
00:36:57.000 Oh, was he going to eat someone?
00:36:58.000 Yeah, I got something in order from Uber Eats.
00:37:02.000 Hades Uber Eats is just... He's where the driver is from, Hades.
00:37:06.000 And we're also about to go to, speaking of this, we're going to go to the First Amendment issue across the globe right now.
00:37:11.000 What's Don Lemon?
00:37:12.000 Don Lemon says that Musk believes in free speech unless it's about him.
00:37:16.000 He did an interview with Elon Musk and then Elon Musk apparently cancelled some Contract they had a couple of hours later to put a show on X. Nobody cares about Don Lemon unless he's stirring up controversy.
00:37:26.000 Yeah.
00:37:27.000 Well, Elon was just like, wow, you're really not that good.
00:37:31.000 Did he say that?
00:37:32.000 No.
00:37:32.000 No, but the action would suggest that's what he did.
00:37:35.000 Okay.
00:37:35.000 All right.
00:37:36.000 A little fist off about the questions being asked.
00:37:38.000 Do we have a clip?
00:37:39.000 Can we roll that a little bit later?
00:37:40.000 Yeah, we can probably pull it in.
00:37:41.000 It's one of those days.
00:37:42.000 We're really preparing for Monday Supreme Court Live.
00:37:44.000 We have our man George on the ground.
00:37:47.000 He is Greek.
00:37:47.000 He's Greek.
00:37:48.000 And that starts an hour late.
00:37:51.000 Also, CrudderShop.com.
00:37:52.000 Gerald, you're wearing the... Yeah, every purchase right now, I'm wearing some of the new merch right there with the Fighting Trump.
00:37:57.000 It's not the Fighting Irish, very close.
00:37:59.000 Every purchase gets you automatically entered to win a thousand rounds of ammo.
00:38:03.000 And I just have to say, we will be narrowing our list of people down on the truck, because people have been asking about it.
00:38:10.000 I believe we'll announce some finalists on Tuesday, and then potentially the winner will be notified.
00:38:16.000 Live on air on Thursday to get that Ford Raptor and $10,000 cash.
00:38:21.000 Which means if you don't tune in, you don't get it.
00:38:23.000 Well, I mean... I don't know how it works.
00:38:24.000 Otherwise, we can't notify you live!
00:38:26.000 That's true, we can't notify.
00:38:27.000 We'll just go on to the next person.
00:38:28.000 Could be Don Lemon.
00:38:28.000 Do you want to give Don Lemon a truck?
00:38:31.000 So...
00:38:32.000 I don't think he knows how to operate it.
00:38:33.000 He doesn't.
00:38:34.000 Well, he can drive stick.
00:38:35.000 Is there a man around?
00:38:36.000 Yes.
00:38:41.000 This truck's so clutch.
00:38:43.000 Terrible.
00:38:43.000 But I don't know how to work.
00:38:46.000 Rats.
00:38:47.000 I almost said something really bad.
00:38:50.000 I would tell you, I don't think I know how to drive a manual car.
00:38:52.000 A motorcycle, yes.
00:38:53.000 I operated a clutch on a motorcycle, but I've never had to drive a stick shift.
00:38:57.000 But a motorcycle, it's just a different kind of clutch.
00:38:59.000 You put a penis on that gear shifter and he'll be just fine.
00:39:01.000 Thank you, Gerald.
00:39:01.000 Hey, come on.
00:39:02.000 Jesus.
00:39:03.000 We know you're not a boob guy, but God.
00:39:05.000 Come on.
00:39:05.000 I said he will be just fine, not me.
00:39:08.000 Can someone get a Haitian here to eat somebody?
00:39:10.000 Alright.
00:39:11.000 I just wanna eat somebody.
00:39:14.000 Find me somebody to eat.
00:39:19.000 It starts with toe-sucking.
00:39:20.000 That's what it starts.
00:39:22.000 So, uh, gentlemen, don't let your lady suck your toes.
00:39:24.000 You might end up being Haitian.
00:39:26.000 Sorry.
00:39:26.000 I mean, cannibal.
00:39:27.000 I said the wrong word.
00:39:30.000 Love brought us up where we belong.
00:39:33.000 Hey, you know who's a first-generation Haitian as well?
00:39:37.000 With some salt and chives.
00:39:39.000 What?
00:39:39.000 Second.
00:39:42.000 I knew that hair looked poor.
00:39:44.000 She looks... You laugh, super cuts.
00:39:55.000 Guaranteed not to eat you.
00:39:58.000 What's that Celine Dion song?
00:40:00.000 The one that's, um, when you lick, eat me like this.
00:40:04.000 Or when you cook me like that.
00:40:07.000 Or when you fry me like this.
00:40:09.000 You can saute me like that.
00:40:11.000 And you're all cooking me up.
00:40:14.000 I knew if I asked a Canadian he would answer.
00:40:18.000 She is a treasure.
00:40:19.000 She is not a treasure.
00:40:21.000 A seven and a half minute song.
00:40:23.000 That's crazy.
00:40:27.000 All right.
00:40:28.000 All right.
00:40:29.000 Look, we're going to move on to another issue that affects you.
00:40:31.000 The First Amendment.
00:40:32.000 Hey, remember how I've said the United States is the only place on earth that actually has the freedom of speech constitutionally enshrined?
00:40:39.000 It's true.
00:40:40.000 In the way that we know it.
00:40:43.000 If you want to see how the left actually would operate, don't look to what they do in the United States right now with their checks and balances.
00:40:48.000 Look to what they would do if completely unfettered.
00:40:51.000 You've heard me say this quite a few times.
00:40:52.000 You can look to Europe, you can look to Canada, and a world with no First Amendment is... Think about that.
00:40:57.000 It's like a world... It's a world with no movies.
00:41:00.000 Oh, speaking of which, I just got back from an audition this morning.
00:41:03.000 Oh, did you?
00:41:03.000 Yeah, I feel really good about this one.
00:41:05.000 That was early, but... Yeah, early morning.
00:41:07.000 I gotta get in the first.
00:41:08.000 Okay, let's see it.
00:41:11.000 All right, you got your script.
00:41:12.000 Just a reminder, this is for Fight Club, the stage play.
00:41:15.000 Hey, I'm Josh.
00:41:16.000 Fantastic.
00:41:18.000 Ready when you are, Josh.
00:41:18.000 Okay, all right.
00:41:22.000 All right, first rule of Fight Club is... Uh, the line, the line's... What are you doing?
00:41:32.000 You didn't say the line.
00:41:33.000 Exactly.
00:41:35.000 I don't understand.
00:41:36.000 The first rule?
00:41:36.000 Fight Club?
00:41:38.000 I'm following it.
00:41:39.000 But this is for the play.
00:41:40.000 You have to say it.
00:41:43.000 The first... The first... Shush!
00:41:47.000 Don't say it!
00:41:51.000 Alright, this isn't going to work out.
00:41:53.000 He can't even talk.
00:41:55.000 Great.
00:41:56.000 I'm out of here then.
00:41:57.000 Jackass doesn't know his own movie.
00:42:00.000 That's confusing.
00:42:01.000 You're not supposed to say it.
00:42:02.000 Sorry, Josh.
00:42:03.000 So let's go First Amendment, right?
00:42:04.000 It's a comic, that's important.
00:42:06.000 You know, I come from the land of... Freedom of speaking.
00:42:08.000 Where comedians can be arrested in Canada.
00:42:10.000 We've covered that quite a bit in the past, but let's just go through some very recent examples, because this has accelerated.
00:42:16.000 To a rate that I would say is alarming.
00:42:19.000 Because again, you know that they have sympathizers here in the United States.
00:42:22.000 Just look at Twitter, look at the media, look at this administration.
00:42:25.000 How concerned are you?
00:42:26.000 Please, you can comment below.
00:42:27.000 How concerned are you as to the eroding of the First Amendment here in the United States?
00:42:32.000 All these examples in the last, call it, two to four months.
00:42:34.000 Let's go to Belgium first.
00:42:37.000 March 12th.
00:42:38.000 There was a right-wing activist named Dries van Langenhove.
00:42:43.000 I hope I'm saying that right.
00:42:44.000 This person was sentenced to a year in prison for racist memes.
00:42:48.000 What?
00:42:49.000 It was part of a chat group that joked about famine and the Holocaust.
00:42:49.000 Yeah.
00:42:53.000 Now, keep in mind, the reason this scares me is we just made about, like, 20 cannibalism jokes.
00:43:00.000 We are going to jail in so many countries.
00:43:02.000 I don't know if you know this or not.
00:43:04.000 I assume that you're an adult.
00:43:06.000 It doesn't mean that we're pro-cannibalism.
00:43:09.000 So, the judge... You don't speak for me, Steven Crowder.
00:43:11.000 I apologize.
00:43:12.000 You don't speak for me.
00:43:13.000 I speak for myself.
00:43:15.000 Party of one, anti-cannibalism please.
00:43:18.000 So the judge in the case in Belgium noted, the defendant raved about Nazi ideology which has caused and continues to cause untold suffering to countless people.
00:43:30.000 First off, I don't know if you'd say countless today with Nazi ideology.
00:43:34.000 There's a number, obviously, when you're talking about the Holocaust.
00:43:37.000 Today, even the people who actually are neo-Nazis, the racist means, I don't know if it's causing suffering to countless people, and I certainly don't know if a joke about it is causing suffering to countless people.
00:43:48.000 The judge suspended this person's civil rights completely, like the ability to run for office.
00:43:52.000 Also, by the way, keep in mind, just in case you might say this is an extremist, Van Langenhoven His political party is the most popular one in Belgium.
00:44:03.000 That says more about you, Belgium, than this guy.
00:44:05.000 It'd be like saying, also he belongs to an extremist party that, uh, republicans?
00:44:05.000 Come on!
00:44:13.000 I don't think Belgium should be on that woke, high pedestal right now.
00:44:19.000 I don't think Belgium should exist.
00:44:20.000 Yeah, well, what is Africa?
00:44:22.000 Yeah, that's true.
00:44:23.000 I don't know if you know their history, but they just found out about their history about Leopold II, and they're pretty shocked about it.
00:44:28.000 Yeah, I know.
00:44:29.000 I know they're surprised.
00:44:29.000 Like, what?
00:44:30.000 We did that?
00:44:31.000 It's you.
00:44:31.000 Yeah.
00:44:32.000 I can't believe that.
00:44:33.000 I mean, look, I understand that we have free speech and other countries don't have free speech, but at some point you have to say, well, this person hasn't actually done anything yet.
00:44:39.000 Have they gone out and led rallies to overthrow the government?
00:44:43.000 No, they're in a chat group where they're kind of bantering about stuff and they say that he wants to replace this government with like a social... Well, so does apparently the rest of his party.
00:44:51.000 Which is incredibly popular in your country right now and he hasn't done anything.
00:44:51.000 Yeah.
00:44:54.000 You can't take away civil rights for that.
00:44:55.000 You can't jail somebody for having bad ideas.
00:44:59.000 Also, it's just so funny how they paint that as extreme.
00:45:01.000 Do you mean like replace the government, I don't know, with a system that does away with the Electoral College and adds seats to the Supreme Courts because someone in an executive position of authority says so?
00:45:10.000 You mean that kind of replacing of, I don't know, a constitutional republic?
00:45:14.000 And how many times has that happened in Europe?
00:45:16.000 That is, the story of Europe is putting a bad government in place that doesn't represent the people's ideas.
00:45:22.000 I'm not saying his ideas are good.
00:45:23.000 Please don't misunderstand me.
00:45:25.000 And then going, you know what?
00:45:26.000 We don't like that.
00:45:27.000 We're the most popular party.
00:45:28.000 We're actually going to replace this government with something else.
00:45:30.000 And usually it happens with bloodshed.
00:45:32.000 So far, no bloodshed.
00:45:34.000 You should count your lucky stars!
00:45:35.000 So far, chat rooms and jokes, but he loses his rights.
00:45:38.000 Let's go to another example.
00:45:39.000 Here's example number two.
00:45:40.000 The Netherlands.
00:45:41.000 So this Dutch comedian, Hans Teeuwen, we showed you this clip yesterday just because it's funny.
00:45:49.000 I'm gonna go with Hans Teeuwen.
00:45:51.000 He was visited by six cops just because he mocked the mayor of Amsterdam on Instagram.
00:45:56.000 I'll show you that video in a bit, but here's the video of the cops.
00:46:06.000 Nothing?
00:46:06.000 He's being interrogated.
00:46:08.000 So you're also being seen as a suspect.
00:46:10.000 I hope he gets fired, for example.
00:46:12.000 No, you're not going anywhere.
00:46:14.000 Aren't you ashamed?
00:46:15.000 He's being interrogated.
00:46:17.000 So you're also seen as a suspect.
00:46:19.000 And I suspect he'll be fired.
00:46:21.000 No, you're not going anywhere.
00:46:23.000 Please arrest me. I love that move.
00:46:25.000 Why don't you guys move a little bit for this woman?
00:46:27.000 Move!
00:46:29.000 Now, again, in case you're wondering, well, what did he do that warranted such a severe
00:46:33.000 Here's the video that led to that visit from the police officers.
00:46:39.000 It's weird and out.
00:46:41.000 where people still feel the pain of colonial history and slavery,
00:46:46.000 it is incredibly important that people continue to find the connection and continue to talk to each other.
00:46:52.000 This may be the reason why there are sometimes groups that lead to a collective inferiority complex
00:46:59.000 caused by another smaller minority that is more successful, that the feelings of that larger, frustrated group are more
00:47:06.000 important at a certain moment than that smaller, more successful minority.
00:47:11.000 In other words, sometimes it is inevitable that...
00:47:14.000 ...that there are...
00:47:20.000 ...diverse omelettes.
00:47:22.000 Now, that's enough.
00:47:23.000 That's enough.
00:47:25.000 I know what you're saying.
00:47:25.000 Hold on a second.
00:47:27.000 I thought this was supposed to be a comedy video.
00:47:28.000 You failed to notice the funny wig.
00:47:33.000 Brings it all together.
00:47:34.000 And the holding of the rose.
00:47:36.000 The holding of the rose.
00:47:37.000 Somebody's gonna get that rose.
00:47:38.000 Because it's like a tragedy, but it's a comedy.
00:47:40.000 I don't know if it's a rose or if it's a carnation, I don't know.
00:47:42.000 Oh, that's true.
00:47:43.000 The police claim that they showed up to investigate a prop gun from the movie, which you see in that video on the table.
00:47:50.000 According to a Dutch outlet, the NL Times, it says, a Dutch law closely restricts ownership of objects which have a close similarity to actual firearms.
00:48:00.000 Yeah, and basically they said somebody called in and reported it.
00:48:03.000 Yeah.
00:48:04.000 I'm sure.
00:48:05.000 Report this.
00:48:06.000 Do you want?
00:48:07.000 Yeah, do you want to just chew a Pop-Tart into a gun?
00:48:09.000 You're better than that, Josh.
00:48:11.000 That's the object in question.
00:48:13.000 Ah, there you go.
00:48:14.000 Yeah, send over six cops.
00:48:14.000 Down there on the right.
00:48:17.000 Where's that zoom going?
00:48:18.000 I don't know.
00:48:19.000 We're doing it live.
00:48:21.000 We're doing it live!
00:48:22.000 You sound like a French bulldog.
00:48:24.000 Did you notice that?
00:48:27.000 What, he got a blind man operation?
00:48:28.000 I need the VapoRub.
00:48:30.000 You do.
00:48:30.000 So, here's another example.
00:48:32.000 Let's go to England.
00:48:33.000 Okay?
00:48:34.000 This is March 1st.
00:48:36.000 A right-wing activist named Sam Melliot was jailed for placing stickers Saying things like, reject white guilt, nationalism is nurture, diversity, designed to fail, built to replace.
00:48:50.000 He was found guilty of, quote, inciting racial hatred.
00:48:56.000 Now, this is also happening in England, and we've talked about this.
00:48:58.000 We had a guy who was arrested for singing Kung Fu Fighting at a karaoke bar because that was considered racist.
00:49:04.000 This is how far it's gone in England.
00:49:06.000 People try and equate national socialists with nationalism.
00:49:10.000 Now, key word in there being socialist, right?
00:49:12.000 Being a nationalist, meaning you support your nation, is just another way of saying you're proud of your country.
00:49:18.000 You believe that your country is better than other countries.
00:49:21.000 I don't know when that became a bad thing.
00:49:23.000 Go to a soccer game.
00:49:24.000 Go to a soccer game in Brazil and see how they treat foreigners.
00:49:27.000 They literally start a chant saying, we will kill you, because it's the only thing they're really good at.
00:49:32.000 Because you've never seen racism until you get outside of the United States.
00:49:36.000 This is the only place, and maybe England, where we will cheer someone who is not from our country because we support the individual over just them playing for our country.
00:49:45.000 Entire leagues have to have slogans that say no racism in Europe.
00:49:49.000 Right.
00:49:49.000 Like, you've never seen that until the NFL tried to kind of kowtow and said end racism during this one.
00:49:54.000 You've never seen that in your lifetime, most of you watching right now.
00:49:58.000 It goes on all the time in these other countries.
00:50:01.000 All of the time!
00:50:02.000 You take a knee at a soccer game, a hooligan's gonna kick you in your head trying to take your wallet.
00:50:06.000 That's true.
00:50:07.000 So, this is how far it goes though.
00:50:09.000 It starts with changing words, the meanings of words, or applying meaning to nationalism.
00:50:15.000 That's racist.
00:50:15.000 And then you end up with citizens in England being forbidden from waving British flags.
00:50:21.000 Ah, wow.
00:50:21.000 And yet when they march down with hundreds of Palestinian flags, you won't say a word.
00:50:30.000 Wow.
00:50:31.000 Honesty.
00:50:32.000 And again, the through line here, you've heard me say this before.
00:50:45.000 Why would a government have a problem with people who are waving a flag?
00:50:49.000 The same reason they have a problem with Americans waving a flag.
00:50:51.000 They want to replace They want to turn criminals into a voting base, and they want to turn law-abiding citizens into criminals.
00:50:58.000 People who are patriotic typically have a reason for being patriotic, right?
00:51:02.000 And that reason tends to be deeply rooted.
00:51:05.000 They're more difficult to control.
00:51:07.000 You know who's not difficult to control?
00:51:08.000 Someone who has no appreciation for the United States, or for example, the history of Britain, coming there because of some new loophole through the immigration policy free crap, and they'll vote for what you tell them to.
00:51:20.000 Yeah.
00:51:20.000 Well, what are you supposed to do?
00:51:21.000 Like, Nigel Farage has done a great job, and obviously a friend of the show, we've had him on in the past.
00:51:26.000 He's done a great job of showing you, like, what people are dealing with.
00:51:28.000 People are dealing with migrants coming up through Europe and getting finally across to the UK, or not the UK, but, you know, specifically Britain, getting there and coming over by boatloads all the time.
00:51:40.000 And nothing is being done by the people there.
00:51:42.000 And so as a citizen, I mean, we deal with this here in the United States, but there you're thinking, okay, well, we have pretty much open borders with the rest of Europe,
00:51:47.000 we don't have any protections or anything going on to actually stop this process, and it's
00:51:52.000 fundamentally changing our country.
00:51:53.000 And the police right there were saying, hey, you can have a flight. Yeah, you just can't
00:51:56.000 fly where these people that are walking here can see it because there's more of them than us.
00:52:01.000 That's not how principles work. Because we're scared.
00:52:03.000 You don't get to just go, it's a scary proposition.
00:52:06.000 If that's going to happen, you say, hey, it's all right to do this.
00:52:09.000 We'll get some more cops down here and make sure these idiots don't attack you because you have a flag of the country they risked their life to get to.
00:52:16.000 I don't understand how the police can say they can arrest you for saying that you're afraid of the people that they're actually saying they're afraid of also.
00:52:16.000 Right.
00:52:22.000 Right.
00:52:23.000 I'm afraid of them.
00:52:25.000 Me too, but you're under arrest.
00:52:26.000 Yeah.
00:52:27.000 Yeah, and you're armed!
00:52:28.000 Right.
00:52:28.000 I'm afraid and unarmed because I live in England!
00:52:30.000 So wait a second, officer.
00:52:31.000 Do you mean to say that the people who have been here for- that we've been here for a very long time, my family has roots in this country, and we've always proudly displayed our flag, that we are no longer allowed to because of these new people who don't want to see the flag being waved, and they outnumber us?
00:52:45.000 Do you mean to say that those people have replaced us?
00:52:49.000 Oh wait, we're not allowed to use that word.
00:52:51.000 Does that make British people no longer colonizers?
00:52:54.000 They're being colonized.
00:52:55.000 That's a good point, yeah.
00:52:56.000 In a very haphazard way.
00:52:58.000 That's true.
00:52:59.000 One of the key benefits of colonization is there tends to be order.
00:53:02.000 Not so much.
00:53:04.000 Here's another one.
00:53:05.000 Scotland, let's actually look to legislation here in Scotland.
00:53:10.000 On April 1st, I believe, yeah, April 1st, 2024, the Hate Crime and Public Order Act is going to be taking effect.
00:53:17.000 What is this?
00:53:18.000 It criminalizes speech against protected groups that is, quote, insulting, and even goes on to say, is quote likely to result in hatred being stirred up against such a group so likely to result who defines likely and who defines hatred who defines insulting well you know don't ask questions you'll face up to seven years seven years in jail if they say what you did or what you said we believe was likely to result in hatred
00:53:52.000 Or insulting behavior being stirred up against such a group.
00:53:54.000 Well, they could just say that about anything, then.
00:53:56.000 Yes.
00:53:56.000 They could say it about anything.
00:53:57.000 Yes, of course.
00:53:58.000 But who are the protected groups?
00:54:01.000 I guarantee you, Haitian cannibals.
00:54:03.000 Certainly not white Scotsmen.
00:54:06.000 At least not white.
00:54:07.000 That's all we know.
00:54:08.000 Yeah.
00:54:10.000 Predominantly not white Scotland.
00:54:12.000 I did call him a cannibal because he's a cannibal.
00:54:13.000 He took a shit on my statue of William Wallace!
00:54:18.000 I saw him eating a man's calf!
00:54:21.000 He ate my daughter!
00:54:22.000 He did!
00:54:22.000 He doesn't even know who Robert the Bruce is!
00:54:24.000 He tried to bite my face!
00:54:28.000 All I said was, don't bite my face, you foreign, you filthy foreigner!
00:54:32.000 Now, granted, might have gone too far, didn't you?
00:54:36.000 Shouldn't have said filthy.
00:54:37.000 But he was trying to eat me!
00:54:40.000 And he smelled.
00:54:41.000 I thought he was dirty.
00:54:45.000 Halitosis as far as a nose can smell.
00:54:50.000 And I'm not saying it's because it's black.
00:54:52.000 I'm just saying it's because I don't floss.
00:54:56.000 Seven years.
00:54:57.000 Seven years in prison?
00:54:58.000 Seven years!
00:54:59.000 Insane.
00:54:59.000 A whole tribulation.
00:55:00.000 That's insane.
00:55:01.000 Think about that!
00:55:03.000 That's niche comedy, Josh.
00:55:05.000 Sorry, I tried to sneak him in there.
00:55:06.000 How did you miss the tribulation?
00:55:08.000 Well, I thought those guys were evil.
00:55:10.000 I was in prison!
00:55:10.000 Shite!
00:55:11.000 I missed the horseman!
00:55:13.000 Shite happened!
00:55:16.000 Am I too late for the beast from the earth?
00:55:22.000 So you're telling me he came down and I was in jail?
00:55:25.000 That's right.
00:55:27.000 I was wondering when my cellmate disappeared.
00:55:32.000 He had a book of Mormon and he was right the whole time.
00:55:35.000 He's probably got his own planet.
00:55:39.000 Lucky bastard.
00:55:42.000 Here's another example.
00:55:44.000 Let's bring it back here to our domestic, so the United States.
00:55:49.000 Now we don't have this legislation, for example- Hold on, time out.
00:55:52.000 Can we- What?
00:55:53.000 I've got the list of protected classes.
00:55:55.000 Hold on, let me read this.
00:55:56.000 Yes, in Scotland, sorry.
00:55:56.000 In Scotland?
00:55:58.000 One of them better be Scottish people.
00:56:00.000 Yes.
00:56:02.000 I doubt it.
00:56:03.000 Josh?
00:56:05.000 It's not on there?
00:56:05.000 No?
00:56:06.000 Ooh, surprise!
00:56:07.000 Protected groups under the law.
00:56:10.000 Age.
00:56:10.000 I'm not sure how that's a group, but I guess you can't say, you're old!
00:56:13.000 That's right.
00:56:14.000 Ah, jail.
00:56:14.000 There you go.
00:56:15.000 Disability.
00:56:17.000 Race, color, nationality, including citizenship or ethnic or national origins.
00:56:23.000 Religion, or in the case of social culture group, perceived religious affiliation.
00:56:27.000 Because you have a beard, you're Muslim, and if I make a joke in your eye, I'm like, I'm not Muslim, I'm Jewish.
00:56:31.000 You know, like, they don't care.
00:56:32.000 Fine.
00:56:32.000 That's right.
00:56:33.000 Sexual orientation.
00:56:34.000 Transgender identity.
00:56:36.000 Variation in sex characteristics.
00:56:39.000 I don't even know what that means.
00:56:41.000 It means you're not allowed to be mean to someone for fucking on your front lawn.
00:56:46.000 That's right.
00:56:47.000 If they want to...
00:56:48.000 do do
00:57:00.000 do just tell them you've got the original the first printing
00:57:25.000 in your van Make sure it's wheelchair accessible.
00:57:29.000 And make sure it's not Black Panther.
00:57:31.000 No, that's right.
00:57:32.000 No, no, no.
00:57:33.000 I was Black Panther!
00:57:35.000 I'll tell you this was a whole society who had f*****g Teslas but they were still fighting with spares!
00:57:41.000 LAUGHTER!
00:57:50.000 SHUT THE F**K UP!
00:57:54.000 You've got an energy shield around your whole city!
00:57:58.000 You've got a plasma shield but nine hood of a light switch You guys are fun man.
00:58:10.000 You guys are fun.
00:58:11.000 Hey, this is illegal in like seven countries.
00:58:13.000 It is!
00:58:13.000 Oh my god.
00:58:14.000 Do you have any idea what would happen if we lived in Scotland?
00:58:16.000 We're breaking the law in different continents.
00:58:20.000 I guess you're never going there.
00:58:21.000 God bless the USA.
00:58:23.000 No, I went to Ireland once, I'll never go back.
00:58:25.000 And funny enough, the most freedom-loving guy there was Trump, I've told you guys.
00:58:29.000 I was at a pub, we were doing a bunch of Irish people, and they were all afraid, and one guy at the back of the bar, and you're in Ireland, so you assume everyone's drunk, you just hear, I fucking love Trump!
00:58:40.000 And I go, what?
00:58:41.000 And he was being all bashful.
00:58:43.000 I was like, come on, come on.
00:58:44.000 I go, come on.
00:58:44.000 It was stream live.
00:58:45.000 He's like, no, no.
00:58:46.000 I don't want to be on camera.
00:58:48.000 No, no.
00:58:48.000 I go, come on, come on.
00:58:49.000 And then once I nudged him, he's like, I love him because he's a fucking man!
00:58:53.000 I was like, you went from not wanting to be on camera.
00:58:57.000 That's why he didn't want to be on camera.
00:58:58.000 He knew he was going to be himself.
00:59:00.000 Turns out it was just a gay guy who liked orange men.
00:59:02.000 Look, I'm an all-in personality, right?
00:59:05.000 That's where the Oompa Loompas come from, Gerald.
00:59:06.000 Oh my gosh.
00:59:08.000 I was crying with that spear.
00:59:11.000 Go watch it, tell me it makes sense.
00:59:13.000 No, it's just better coming from a Scots accent.
00:59:16.000 I don't know why.
00:59:17.000 They don't wear shoes.
00:59:21.000 But they can remove a tumor in five minutes.
00:59:23.000 What are you doing?
00:59:26.000 I'll tell you what, let's work, Wakanda will work out the trade, okay?
00:59:30.000 You'll give us your magic tumor removing stick.
00:59:33.000 We'll give you a pay list.
00:59:38.000 It's Vogel.
00:59:39.000 Alright.
00:59:40.000 How come they weren't helping Haiti either?
00:59:42.000 They're isolationists over there in Africa.
00:59:48.000 They could have used their help.
00:59:50.000 Send one of the princes to Oakland.
00:59:52.000 That'll be better.
00:59:55.000 Hey, rest in peace Chadwick Boseman.
00:59:57.000 He was a great actor.
00:59:58.000 Just the film makes no sense yeah I'm sorry you guys can comment below if you're bothered by
01:00:07.000 the fact Off the bean.
01:00:10.000 Yeah, sorry we had fun today.
01:00:12.000 I know some of you guys don't like that, you know.
01:00:14.000 No, most people.
01:00:15.000 I think most people.
01:00:17.000 Plus, by the way, make all the references publicly available.
01:00:19.000 And let's tie this up in a nice bow.
01:00:20.000 Let's go back to the example number five, the United States.
01:00:24.000 So of course you have the Biden administration.
01:00:27.000 Using big tech, and this is why I say they are no longer private companies, to censor viewpoints that they don't like.
01:00:32.000 Now, we've given you plenty of examples.
01:00:33.000 We've, of course, suffered this ourselves here, not only being demonetized, but being suspended, going into the election.
01:00:40.000 Of course, we've been throttled and also outright suspended on Twitter.
01:00:44.000 You name the social media platform, TikTok, permanently banned.
01:00:47.000 Yes.
01:00:49.000 But don't take my word for it, just listen to Jen Psaki, then working, of course, as the White House Press Secretary, call on a private company, Spotify, she says Spotify, to censor the most popular podcast host in the world.
01:01:03.000 Our hope is that all major tech platforms and all major news sources, for that matter, be responsible and be vigilant to ensure the American people have access to accurate information on something as significant as COVID-19.
01:01:15.000 That certainly includes Spotify.
01:01:19.000 It's a new company.
01:01:20.000 You know what I noticed just now is that that's not her natural hair color.
01:01:24.000 No, it's not.
01:01:25.000 She dyed it that color?
01:01:26.000 Yeah.
01:01:27.000 She picked that bottle.
01:01:29.000 Yeah, why?
01:01:31.000 And continues to do stuff.
01:01:33.000 Yeah, I saw her beautiful brown roots anyways.
01:01:35.000 What an idiot.
01:01:35.000 I want to listen to what she's saying to be like, oh, you don't even know how to dye hair the right color.
01:01:41.000 So you're probably... She has to pick.
01:01:43.000 Look at that.
01:01:43.000 It's like, it's not even a good hair color.
01:01:45.000 Why does she think that that was gonna be good?
01:01:46.000 It's the fourth most popular shade from Just For Bitch.
01:01:50.000 And here's something else too when you're talking about what could happen legislatively.
01:01:58.000 There's the case Missouri versus Biden, right?
01:02:00.000 This case addresses the role of government officials in communicating with social media companies and content moderation policies.
01:02:06.000 Just want to be clear here, in the United States, they, meaning the DNC, they have all pushed for more government censorship. You've obviously
01:02:14.000 seen the, it was referred to as a ministry of misinformation. It didn't live very long, but
01:02:19.000 the CDC, right? We were suspended for speaking, not even speaking out against the CDC, for
01:02:24.000 quoting the CDC on flu deaths.
01:02:26.000 And what we were told from YouTube, and of course, they said, we are working hand in
01:02:29.000 hand with members of the government. They said, what you said about the flu being far
01:02:34.000 more deadly for children than COVID, which is absolutely true. They said, it is true,
01:02:37.000 but it could cause people to not take COVID seriously enough. So we're just going to outright
01:02:42.000 suspend you anyway. Why? Well, because of people like Saki.
01:02:46.000 It came directly from the top down. These companies are not simply private companies.
01:02:51.000 And they would not exist.
01:02:52.000 They would not be the mammoth companies that they are, if not for the help of the United States government.
01:02:56.000 Now, at least we still have the First Amendment.
01:02:59.000 But imagine if these companies had to kowtow to the United States government, and it had laws like, say, Scotland.
01:03:05.000 Would the left do that if they could?
01:03:07.000 Absolutely.
01:03:08.000 It's a scary future, and it's one that they want for you.
01:03:11.000 So I ask you, do you feel free?
01:03:13.000 Do you think that the First Amendment is being eroded here in the United States?
01:03:17.000 Or do you think we're already there?
01:03:20.000 Do you think any country does it better than here?
01:03:22.000 It's flawed right now.
01:03:23.000 Does any country, I should say, does any country implement freedom of speech better than the United States did in its peak?
01:03:30.000 Meaning pre, I don't know, 2008.
01:03:33.000 Also, South America, by the way, even the animal, no one's safe. The animal kingdom
01:03:37.000 is under fire, can be arrested for their speech.
01:03:41.000 What the f***? What the f***?
01:03:48.000 I share the sentiment.
01:03:50.000 He speaks for me.
01:03:51.000 They can strap a broomstick, that's my cause.
01:03:53.000 Really?
01:03:54.000 I tell you what, I've never protested before, and I think a lot of people are like me in the same way where I've never protested before, I've never been to a protest, never had a reason to, never had a want to go out.
01:04:04.000 If they start cracking down on free speech, there's going to be a lot of people like me out on the streets.
01:04:08.000 Oh, we have a protester!
01:04:13.000 I'll even dye my hair blue.
01:04:14.000 I don't give a shit, dude.
01:04:16.000 But I won't be out there with just my mouth, you know what I mean?
01:04:19.000 You'll be out there with a... It sounds like that kind of sexual.
01:04:19.000 No.
01:04:21.000 Like, ah, my hands, too.
01:04:23.000 I meant like guns.
01:04:24.000 Look!
01:04:25.000 There's double dike in it!
01:04:25.000 Look!
01:04:29.000 Can't get enough this guy.
01:04:34.000 I've said it before, Josh, I'll say it again.
01:04:36.000 Any hole will do apparently.
01:04:38.000 Not for me, not for me.
01:04:39.000 We have the No Cops set.
01:04:40.000 We have to do it.
01:04:41.000 We've been punting all week, but again, Monday we have a special 11am Eastern.
01:04:47.000 It's actually going to be straight from the Supreme Court.
01:04:50.000 George is going to be in the courtroom.
01:04:52.000 The Election Integrity Partnership, right?
01:04:55.000 What is this?
01:04:56.000 There's so many things being quoted.
01:04:57.000 They classified you a long time ago as misinformation, right?
01:05:00.000 Spreading misinformation on elections and repeaters, false narratives, and all of that stuff.
01:05:00.000 That's right.
01:05:05.000 So we're basically going, we wanted- We filed an amicus brief.
01:05:07.000 Yeah, instead of just looking at this and reporting on it, we actually filed our own amicus brief so that this information would get before the judges because you had been targeted your entire career, essentially, just for free speech items.
01:05:19.000 This whole company.
01:05:19.000 Policies have been changed.
01:05:20.000 Exactly.
01:05:21.000 Well, this company now, obviously- And obviously you, Mug Club.
01:05:23.000 Exactly.
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01:05:58.000 Subscribe or you're still gay.
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01:06:03.000 Subscribe.
01:06:06.000 He's stuck the landing.
01:06:07.000 Subscribe or we'll eat you.
01:06:12.000 That's better.
01:06:13.000 Seems a little rough for me.
01:06:15.000 I don't know who's watching right now.
01:06:18.000 I couldn't have to eat anybody.
01:06:21.000 Could go either way.
01:06:21.000 It's true.
01:06:22.000 It could be someone who's delicious like maybe, maybe it's Al McPherson.
01:06:28.000 You know, I'd have more than a nibble.
01:06:30.000 But maybe it's Chinsaki, in which case I'd get food poisoning like bad day shrimp.
01:06:34.000 Bzzzzt.
01:06:35.000 By the way, let me know when it's scampi season.
01:06:41.000 She's giving a guy her two throat cancer, that's for sure.
01:06:46.000 And you think she uses that same hair dye downstairs?
01:06:48.000 So that her filthy carpet matches her disgusting drapes?
01:06:54.000 It's a family show.
01:06:56.000 Sorry.
01:06:58.000 She has her Scottish lover, he's just doing a PSA.
01:07:01.000 Damn you, Jenosuke!
01:07:03.000 Why do they have an accent?
01:07:06.000 That sounds Japanese when it goes to the electric.
01:07:08.000 Yeah, it's different.
01:07:09.000 You know those Japanese Scots, they sound weird.
01:07:09.000 The box.
01:07:12.000 Damn you, Jenosuke!
01:07:14.000 I don't know, they're a... They're a protected class, too.
01:07:16.000 Imperialist something.
01:07:18.000 So.
01:07:19.000 So.
01:07:20.000 And so!
01:07:22.000 So here's the thing, we'll touch on Pittsburgh and then we'll finish this segment I guess next week because the most current...
01:07:33.000 This is a day in stupidity.
01:07:34.000 I'm sorry, but we make all the references publicly available.
01:07:37.000 I know you're going to say, there's no way this is true.
01:07:38.000 It's absolutely true.
01:07:39.000 Just like the media says, there's no way that they actually are cannibals.
01:07:42.000 They are 100% cannibals because they call themselves cannibals.
01:07:44.000 And by that, I mean the people who are cannibals, not all the people of Haiti.
01:07:47.000 But flashback, remember not too long ago, all the calls to defund the police, I don't know, 2020.
01:07:54.000 Many affluent suburbs have essentially already begun pursuing a defunding of the police.
01:08:00.000 We need to completely dismantle the Minneapolis Police Department.
01:08:04.000 Dismantle your headdress first.
01:08:05.000 Defunding the police has to happen.
01:08:07.000 We need to defund the police and put that money into social safety nets because we're trying to save lives.
01:08:13.000 Does that mean you support proposals like what we've seen in Los Angeles?
01:08:15.000 Mayor Eric Garcetti saying, take some of the money from policing, about $150 million.
01:08:20.000 I applaud Eric Garcetti for doing what he's done.
01:08:22.000 Do you support the hashtag defund the police?
01:08:27.000 Yes, sir.
01:08:28.000 What does that mean to you?
01:08:31.000 It means a reallocation of resources.
01:08:33.000 Well, that seems pretty cut and dry.
01:08:35.000 And keep in mind, during this period of time, they stopped cops.
01:08:38.000 Remember?
01:08:39.000 Maybe it was a little bit before.
01:08:40.000 It was somewhere around there.
01:08:41.000 Someone can fax me somewhere between 2018 and 2021 and say, oh, you know what?
01:08:45.000 It's offensive to people.
01:08:46.000 I loved cops.
01:08:48.000 It was a lot of fun.
01:08:48.000 Great show.
01:08:49.000 I mean, a lot of it was filler.
01:08:50.000 It was just like speeding tickets.
01:08:52.000 But then every now and then, you know, you get someone, you get someone who punches.
01:08:55.000 You learn about a local community, though.
01:08:56.000 Yes, you would.
01:08:57.000 Exactly.
01:08:57.000 You would learn about a lot.
01:08:58.000 It was a very cultured experience.
01:08:59.000 Liquid Washington.
01:09:00.000 Number one department on cops.
01:09:00.000 Shout out.
01:09:02.000 For a while, yeah.
01:09:02.000 Really?
01:09:03.000 Nice.
01:09:04.000 Well, now it's going to be Pittsburgh because of the new policies.
01:09:07.000 But that brings us to the latest installment.
01:09:10.000 We have the licensing rights to this of the rebranded, rebooted No Cops.
01:09:17.000 Tonight on no cops Bad boys bad boys do what you're gonna do cuz you know the
01:09:48.000 cops won't come for you Bad boys, bad boys, what drums we gonna do?
01:09:53.000 Now that the cops won't come for you.
01:09:56.000 Stay tuned for more No Cops.
01:10:07.000 Bad boys, bad boys, what drums we gonna do?
01:10:10.000 When the sheriff's on the road to come for you.
01:10:14.000 It's not as eventful.
01:10:16.000 They just win.
01:10:17.000 There's no protagonist.
01:10:18.000 There isn't.
01:10:19.000 It's just antagonists.
01:10:20.000 Yeah.
01:10:21.000 I like that they tried to steal a shittier car.
01:10:23.000 Yes!
01:10:24.000 They ride in an Acura and they're trying to get this old Honda or something.
01:10:27.000 Well, I think they rode them off like skis eventually.
01:10:30.000 Ah, I see, I see, I see.
01:10:31.000 So in Pittsburgh, now, And a long line of bad ideas.
01:10:34.000 The police will no longer respond to calls that aren't, quote, in-progress emergencies, like burglary alarms, criminal mischief, harassment, theft, and here's the real kicker, from 3 a.m.
01:10:46.000 to 7 a.m., typically the time where, you know, you've heard like crime never sleeps?
01:10:53.000 From 3 a.m.
01:10:54.000 to 7 a.m., it's safe to assume, I guess, there will be no desk officers at the Pittsburgh police stations, and there will be fewer officers on duty, period.
01:11:03.000 From 3 a.m.
01:11:04.000 to 7 a.m., I've got to imagine that's probably, I don't know, 3 a.m., if I were to break in, it'd probably be 3 a.m.
01:11:12.000 It's a good hour for the Pittsburgh Purge.
01:11:13.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:11:15.000 That's the big warning siren that goes off.
01:11:18.000 I think that's actually when crime, like, you can look this up, but most of the crime that is committed overnight is committed between the hours of probably, like, I think it was 2 and 5 or 3 and 6, something like that.
01:11:26.000 Like, the exact window they chose to not have that.
01:11:30.000 Well, if you were choosing an hour not to work at your job, you'd probably pick the busiest hours.
01:11:34.000 Like, if you worked at Burger King, you don't want to work the lunch rush.
01:11:36.000 No, no, no, just sit around afterwards.
01:11:39.000 I don't understand how a burglar alarm is not in progress.
01:11:44.000 I mean, unless you're talking about false alarms, which obviously happen, but at some point you clear the hurdle of, this is real, and they're like, nah, it's a burglar alarm, we can't do anything, it's not in progress.
01:11:54.000 The only time this thing goes off and we clear the hurdles is if somebody's stealing from me in my house or my store.
01:12:01.000 Well, here's how I read this, okay?
01:12:03.000 And this comes from 11 News, we'll make all the sources publicly available, we always do.
01:12:08.000 They won't respond to calls that aren't in progress emergencies.
01:12:11.000 So when they list it, okay.
01:12:13.000 So, burglary alarms, they're saying, don't get an alarm, get a gun.
01:12:17.000 Criminal mischief, okay, get a gun.
01:12:20.000 Harassment, get a gun.
01:12:21.000 Theft, of course, including likely the ongoing burglary.
01:12:24.000 We're not coming, and even if you get a burglary alarm, an alarm system, it will alert someone who's not going to come, Get a firearm.
01:12:31.000 Get two.
01:12:32.000 Two, yeah.
01:12:33.000 One for each hand.
01:12:34.000 Well, that way, if they steal one, you still have another one to shoot them with.
01:12:36.000 Yeah, exactly.
01:12:36.000 Just leave that one unloaded.
01:12:37.000 It's like the dummy gun.
01:12:38.000 I'm going to take a risk here.
01:12:39.000 Say, get three.
01:12:42.000 Oh, get one!
01:12:44.000 Have your nightstand pistol so that it can allow you to get to your rifle.
01:12:48.000 One for your left, one for your right, and one for the butt crack.
01:12:52.000 Exactly.
01:12:53.000 Not sure how you do that, but if God didn't want you to carry, he wouldn't have given you a butt crack.
01:12:56.000 That's right.
01:12:59.000 That's right!
01:13:00.000 Pittsburgh, Petey, they blame all this on a shortfall of cops.
01:13:06.000 All right, so let me just hit you with these stats really quick.
01:13:09.000 This is not new, but this is the direct result, and of course the left will try and just get you to forget about the Summer of Love 2020.
01:13:16.000 This is a direct result of the policies.
01:13:19.000 Okay, I don't know how often you get a clear causation, right, with correlation.
01:13:28.000 Defund the police, in its title, police says we have a shortfall.
01:13:36.000 Mission accomplished.
01:13:38.000 Correlation isn't equal to causation?
01:13:39.000 Shut up.
01:13:41.000 You demanded defunding the police, and then crime went up, and a shortfall.
01:13:47.000 Who saw this coming?
01:13:49.000 Now first, let me give you the crime statistics, okay?
01:13:51.000 Nationwide, of course, criminals have been taking advantage of these policies, right?
01:13:54.000 Since 2019, carjacking is up 93%.
01:13:57.000 Motor vehicle theft, up 105%.
01:13:59.000 Homicides in major cities.
01:14:00.000 Portland, it's up 171%.
01:14:01.000 Pittsburgh, up 40%.
01:14:01.000 Memphis, 83%.
01:14:05.000 Great time to take officers off duty between 3 and 7 a.m.
01:14:09.000 There's been a 42% increase in people claiming to be victimized by a crime overall from 2021 to 2022.
01:14:15.000 Now, that also leads you combine an increase in crime with a shortfall, meaning they don't have enough police.
01:14:22.000 Well, I wonder why.
01:14:23.000 Maybe if you vilify them and allow criminals to treat police officers as open season, fewer people are going to be joining.
01:14:29.000 This is the shortfall, or these are the statistics.
01:14:31.000 78% of agencies Had trouble recruiting qualified candidates.
01:14:36.000 65% of agencies just didn't have enough candidates applying, and then 50% of agencies had to change their policies completely to get more recruits, like lowering PT requirements, certain thresholds that had to be met in the past.
01:14:49.000 It's like, ah, you can't do pull-ups?
01:14:51.000 Dead hangs work.
01:14:52.000 Ah, you ever done drugs?
01:14:53.000 We don't care.
01:14:56.000 Educate?
01:14:57.000 Doesn't matter.
01:14:58.000 It's not relevant.
01:14:58.000 Push-ups?
01:14:59.000 You believe in the law?
01:15:00.000 Think about that.
01:15:02.000 It's very rare that you get a clearer through line right now.
01:15:06.000 Okay, hey, hold on a second.
01:15:08.000 Because this is what would happen.
01:15:09.000 If you were to look at these numbers, and they existed in a vacuum, and say, well, how do we have a shortfall?
01:15:14.000 Well, 78% of police agencies have had trouble recruiting kids.
01:15:14.000 Like, what is that?
01:15:19.000 That seems significant.
01:15:21.000 Well, how is it?
01:15:22.000 142% increase in murder rate?
01:15:24.000 Okay, I'm noticing a pattern here.
01:15:26.000 I wonder where the cause of Okay, we don't have enough police and crime has gone up.
01:15:32.000 Oh!
01:15:32.000 Defund the police!
01:15:34.000 Fuck me!
01:15:38.000 I mean, I'm not sure you can link the two seats.
01:15:38.000 Small role.
01:15:42.000 And police departments are getting desperate.
01:15:45.000 And they've started releasing, have you seen the new recruitment videos?
01:15:48.000 Oh man.
01:15:48.000 It's just painful, like this one.
01:15:51.000 Hi there.
01:15:52.000 I'm Chief Montgomery, and I'm looking for new police recruits to join our force.
01:15:56.000 Now, you may be thinking to yourself, I can't be a cop.
01:15:59.000 They'd never hire me.
01:16:00.000 Well, you might be surprised to learn that we're modifying all of our standards to meet the standards of our time.
01:16:06.000 Do you have a history with drugs and substance abuse?
01:16:08.000 No problem.
01:16:10.000 First round's on me.
01:16:12.000 You have a pile of unpaid parking tickets or traffic violations?
01:16:15.000 A long list of misdemeanors?
01:16:16.000 No problem!
01:16:18.000 We can make that disappear faster than urban body cam footage.
01:16:21.000 Worried about those charges for soliciting a prostitute?
01:16:23.000 Join our vice team.
01:16:25.000 You've been charged with armed burglary or home invasion?
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01:16:33.000 Ever have fantasies of taking the law into your own hands?
01:16:35.000 Well here, your hands are the law.
01:16:39.000 And it'll come for nothing.
01:16:41.000 Have you ever been arrested for DUI and aggravated assault after crashing your truck into your ex-wife's living room following a Little League tournament that your son's team could have won?
01:16:50.000 If Carlos hadn't dropped that routine fly ball and you cursed him out, causing his dad to fight you in the parking lot, and you had to show him that Coach Montgomery don't back down to nobody, so you beat him over the head with a Louisville Slugger?
01:17:02.000 That's how I got my job.
01:17:04.000 And the b**** had it coming.
01:17:05.000 Are you a piece of s***?
01:17:08.000 That's officer piece of s*** to you.
01:17:10.000 Or at least it could be.
01:17:11.000 Join our team today.
01:17:13.000 It doesn't exactly inspire confidence, but hey, it happened.
01:17:22.000 By the way, we obviously told you about this.
01:17:24.000 This is something that we've been using for a very long time.
01:17:25.000 Clear nasal spray.
01:17:26.000 Go to clear.com, spelled with an X like Xylitol.
01:17:29.000 Read their studies.
01:17:30.000 Read the science there in rhinovirus, flu, allergies.
01:17:34.000 It'll piss you off.
01:17:34.000 COVID.
01:17:35.000 And then see their current lawsuit.
01:17:35.000 COVID.
01:17:36.000 By the way, they're allowed to make medical claims, which is very, very rare.
01:17:40.000 But then I think it's the FCC.
01:17:42.000 Yeah, but we don't want you saying it on the airwaves.
01:17:45.000 Well, no, you can say it about everything except for COVID, and it's like, but aren't the flu and COVID very similar?
01:17:50.000 Yes.
01:17:50.000 Coronavirus, isn't it?
01:17:52.000 Yes, but... Yeah.
01:17:53.000 You brush your teeth.
01:17:54.000 You take a shower.
01:17:55.000 I hope you do.
01:17:56.000 Wash your nose.
01:17:56.000 It's something that a lot of people overlook, and it's a really easy way to do it as opposed to a neti pot because, you know, We're past that.
01:18:03.000 We're past the neti pot.
01:18:04.000 It's pretty gross.
01:18:06.000 What is this, Haiti?
01:18:07.000 We're going to continue discussing this and more.
01:18:09.000 It's Chat Thursday, of course, on Mug Club.
01:18:10.000 If you're watching on Rumble, click that button.
01:18:13.000 We will see you an hour later on Monday, because we will be down there.
01:18:16.000 We will have a correspondent at the Supreme Court.
01:18:18.000 We filed an amicus brief.
01:18:20.000 Thank you so much for your support.
01:18:21.000 We look forward to seeing you, of course, tomorrow on Mug Club.
01:18:24.000 Yeah.
01:18:24.000 Yeah, we're not on YouTube on Friday.
01:18:27.000 So everyone on YouTube and everyone on Rumble, if you're a freeloader, we will see you Monday.
01:18:31.000 Everyone else, we'll see you tomorrow.
01:18:32.000 Right now, YouTube, piss off.