The Migrant Caravan They Aren't Telling You About
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Summary
Learn how to paint a picture in the landscape of Muhammad, the holy messiah. Peace be upon him, the holiest of prophets. Today's painting is of Muhammad in the desert, with his wife Aisha, a little six-year-old student, who he beat.
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So today we're going to be teaching you how to draw a nice picture in a landscape of Muhammad.
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And we are going to just start drawing Muhammad.
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traditional headdress they wear in the Middle East.
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Favorite one was Aisha, a little six-year-old wife.
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You can choose your favorite color for the hijab or burqa.
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She's about that age where she'll go to school.
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Nine when he consummated, she was a good student.
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See, look, very quickly we have Aisha, Muhammad.
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Just a couple more wives to keep him company.
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Let's give some there on the other side of Muhammad there.
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See, Muhammad was really clear that it should never hurt the trees in a time of war.
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Not so much with his wife, so let's give Aisha a little bit of a black eye.
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Muhammad, of course, did strike Aisha, but only lightly, causing her great pain.
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You just want to make sure people see the severe beating Aisha took.
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Give little six-year-old Aisha, student lover, a fat lip.
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He's drawn right there, so you can see to the left of her.
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And there we go, Aisha with a black eye and a fat lip.
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Especially when your inspiration is Muhammad, the holiest of prophets, who liked to beat a six-year-old wife.
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Question: Is that your first time seeing that one?
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That is, I believe that's a 2015, 2014 deep cut.
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And that's the one that got me on the old ICES kill list.
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You kind of sound like you're still a character.
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I wish I had a good six-year-old wife to relieve some stuff.
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You'd have to wait until she was nine, Stephen, to relieve that stress.
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You can only fornicate with her thighs from six to nine.
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Just from six to nine, just use your thighs.
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That's, you know, we all have to make compromises.
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He just engaged in friction activities, let's say, with her thighs until she was nine.
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Guys, we weren't even planning on talking about this today.
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You know the difference between six and 14, 15, right?
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You would have to go out, like go to the local mall and exclusively be sexually attracted to the Hello Kitty backpacks.
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So the team wants to know if you want to put this out on X or if you don't want another fatwa.
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And today, of course, is Rumble Premium Mug Club.
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I believe we're wide just for 10 minutes, but every Friday we do a full show.
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We're going to be talking today about a new migrant caravan going on.
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Yeah, well, do they still make those, by the way?
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Yeah, the new Dodge migrant caravan comes with 17 seats.
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As opposed to the MS-13 Pacifica, which it's unreliable.
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And we may talk about some Islamic love stories, and we have a few different stories to get to today.
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So let me ask you this: where should, or where do you think illegals will go if they can't come to the United States anymore?
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They were going into Europe, and they actually went into Finland, and they spoke to the local news.
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I mean, who knew that nature's greatest defense was being boring?
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It's like nature, like a frog with like red, bright colors to let you know that it's poisonous.
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Like Finland, it just lets you know, like, there's nothing to do.
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It's too much because no one wants to hear how you're doing.
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So here, let's just go straight to this because it's fun.
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You know, Snap, we talked about that because the left thinks that it's a violation of basic fundamental human rights to not be able to buy as much Fanta as you want on the taxpayers' dime.
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Well, now some states are starting the ban on junk food with Snap.
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You can only buy steak, chicken, vegetables, no snacks, no none.
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In a lot of books, if you actually read books, freaks.
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So you don't mean it's saying I can't buy no snacks off my EBC card.
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Why the f am I doing with me trying that house with no snacks?
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What if somebody was on their last $3 and all they had was money for a bag of chips?
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Ain't no freaking way you can't get snacks, chips, candy, juice on EBT.
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It's just been pre-gaming till this point.
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Sometimes I forget the only adult in the room is intensely racist.
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It's like, you do realize that they have a pump shotgun because you've already done it forever.
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At the gas station where they're expensive, it's two for a dollar.
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It's like you think they're about to get a steak?
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When I was dirt poor, I lived off tuna, oats, whatever fruit was on sale, and I would get a good deal on baby food.
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Get a big box of oats, a big bag of brown sugar.
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It sounds to me like you're just looking for a reason to steal.
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And the other thing here is that you want the government to...
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And by the way, I also don't factor in the budget because it's expensive and it's surplus calories that are of no value.
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This is how far, when people say, you know, both of everyone may have gone right, the right has gone far right and the left has gone right.
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The left has gone so far left and the right has gone moderately left that we considered a violation of human rights for morbidly obese non-working Americans to not be able to steal my money and buy cool ranch Doritos.
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When you say the founding fathers would have wanted it this way, you would have had a ball, a musket ball through your forehead before you could finish that phrase.
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They were throwing tea in the harbor because of a tax on that very drink.
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They wouldn't have a chip in their brain for it.