Louder with Crowder - August 08, 2025


The Migrant Caravan They Aren't Telling You About

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Steven Crowder
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Length

12 minutes

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166.1

Word count

2,115

Sentence count

315

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19

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15

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27

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Learn how to paint a picture in the landscape of Muhammad, the holy messiah. Peace be upon him, the holiest of prophets. Today's painting is of Muhammad in the desert, with his wife Aisha, a little six-year-old student, who he beat.

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00:00:37.000 Hi, welcome to Joy of Painting.
00:00:39.000 I'm happy to see you here today.
00:00:41.000 So today we're going to be teaching you how to draw a nice picture in a landscape of Muhammad. 0.76
00:00:48.000 Peace be upon him, the holiest of prophets.
00:00:51.000 So let's show you how to start.
00:00:52.000 You got to get your paint ready.
00:00:53.000 I prefer to use oils.
00:00:55.000 You could use pastels.
00:00:57.000 It's whatever you pick.
00:00:58.000 Painting can be easy for anybody.
00:01:00.000 Let's just pick a nice neutral color.
00:01:04.000 And we are going to just start drawing Muhammad. 0.97
00:01:07.000 A little prophet there.
00:01:08.000 Well, let me grab a color.
00:01:10.000 There we go.
00:01:11.000 Just give him a body. 0.89
00:01:13.000 A little bit of a body there.
00:01:14.000 See, it doesn't have to be complex.
00:01:16.000 traditional headdress they wear in the Middle East.
00:01:19.000 Let's give this...
00:01:24.000 There we go.
00:01:25.000 Nice beard for Muhammad. 1.00
00:01:28.000 It protects your face in the sandstorms.
00:01:30.000 Beard's important to have.
00:01:32.000 And there we go.
00:01:33.000 Give him some facial features.
00:01:35.000 See little details.
00:01:36.000 See how that fills out the picture.
00:01:38.000 Now, Muhammad, though, look at him. 0.95
00:01:40.000 He looks lonely.
00:01:42.000 How about we give him a wife? 1.00
00:01:44.000 Let's just draw him.
00:01:46.000 Little wife. 0.68
00:01:48.000 Favorite one was Aisha, a little six-year-old wife. 1.00
00:01:52.000 Right there.
00:01:52.000 We'll put her in the hijab.
00:01:54.000 Not the full burqa. 0.58
00:01:56.000 You can choose your favorite color for the hijab or burqa.
00:02:00.000 Can be black or slate.
00:02:04.000 And little six-year-old Aisha.
00:02:05.000 You know what?
00:02:06.000 Let's give her a knapsack. 1.00
00:02:09.000 She's about that age where she'll go to school.
00:02:11.000 Aisha, Muhammad's favorite wife, was six.
00:02:14.000 Nine when he consummated, she was a good student.
00:02:17.000 And a tender lover.
00:02:18.000 Look at that.
00:02:20.000 See, look, very quickly we have Aisha, Muhammad. 1.00
00:02:24.000 What a cute couple. 0.83
00:02:26.000 But he still seems a little lonely.
00:02:27.000 Let's give him a few more wives. 1.00
00:02:29.000 Just a few more wives. 1.00
00:02:30.000 These ones don't have to be complex.
00:02:32.000 Again, you can use black or gray.
00:02:34.000 Let's give them the full burqa. 1.00
00:02:36.000 There you go.
00:02:38.000 And a couple more wives. 1.00
00:02:40.000 Just a couple more wives to keep him company. 1.00
00:02:42.000 One, two, three.
00:02:43.000 Of course, he had more.
00:02:46.000 You can draw as many as you want.
00:02:47.000 Use the color you want.
00:02:48.000 Muhammad liked some foliage.
00:02:51.000 Let's draw some trees for him.
00:02:53.000 I'm using a forest screen.
00:02:55.000 You could use a... 1.00
00:03:01.000 Killed lots of Christians and Jews. 1.00
00:03:02.000 Didn't like him very much. 0.99
00:03:04.000 There we go.
00:03:06.000 Just some foliage, some trees.
00:03:08.000 Let's give some there on the other side of Muhammad there. 0.99
00:03:10.000 Let's get just a little bit of green.
00:03:12.000 Oh, that's nice.
00:03:13.000 See, Muhammad was really clear that it should never hurt the trees in a time of war.
00:03:18.000 Was very concerned with the plants.
00:03:21.000 Not so much with his wife, so let's give Aisha a little bit of a black eye. 1.00
00:03:25.000 I think that's her next step.
00:03:27.000 Muhammad, of course, did strike Aisha, but only lightly, causing her great pain.
00:03:32.000 Let's put black eye there.
00:03:34.000 I'm using mauve.
00:03:36.000 You can use violet.
00:03:38.000 You just want to make sure people see the severe beating Aisha took. 0.97
00:03:44.000 You know what?
00:03:44.000 Let's get a crimson red in there.
00:03:46.000 Give little six-year-old Aisha, student lover, a fat lip. 1.00
00:03:50.000 That's Muhammad's wife, who he beat. 0.99
00:03:53.000 He's drawn right there, so you can see to the left of her.
00:03:57.000 And there we go, Aisha with a black eye and a fat lip. 1.00
00:04:00.000 Oh, look at that picture.
00:04:03.000 Out there in the desert, lonely nights.
00:04:07.000 See, look what we were able to draw here.
00:04:09.000 Just a couple of minutes.
00:04:10.000 Painting doesn't have to be hard.
00:04:12.000 Especially when your inspiration is Muhammad, the holiest of prophets, who liked to beat a six-year-old wife. 0.98
00:04:20.000 Didn't hurt trees, but had lots of wives. 0.99
00:04:23.000 Didn't like Jews. 1.00
00:04:25.000 I hope you've enjoyed it.
00:04:28.000 Have a good week.
00:04:29.000 and happy painting.
00:04:30.000 Thank you.
00:04:31.000 Thank you.
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00:04:54.000 *Mario plays*
00:05:13.000 Glad to be with you.
00:05:15.000 Question: Is that your first time seeing that one?
00:05:17.000 That is, I believe that's a 2015, 2014 deep cut.
00:05:22.000 And that's the one that got me on the old ICES kill list.
00:05:25.000 That's oldie.
00:05:26.000 That is an oldie.
00:05:27.000 There's actually a we should release it.
00:05:29.000 There was a multi-part series.
00:05:30.000 There was.
00:05:31.000 Where is this?
00:05:32.000 Part two.
00:05:33.000 Partieu.
00:05:33.000 There was three parts.
00:05:34.000 You kind of sound like you're still a character.
00:05:36.000 What?
00:05:37.000 Come on.
00:05:38.000 Let's have a good night.
00:05:39.000 Happy little host.
00:05:42.000 I wish I had a good six-year-old wife to relieve some stuff. 1.00
00:05:45.000 You'd have to wait until she was nine, Stephen, to relieve that stress.
00:05:48.000 Nothing wanted to punch her. 0.78
00:05:49.000 Yeah, well, you can punch her at any age. 1.00
00:05:52.000 You can only fornicate with her thighs from six to nine. 1.00
00:05:56.000 All cultures are equal. 0.99
00:05:57.000 Just from six to nine, just use your thighs. 0.85
00:05:59.000 That's, you know, we all have to make compromises.
00:06:04.000 This is going white?
00:06:08.000 It is true.
00:06:09.000 It is all true.
00:06:11.000 He just engaged in friction activities, let's say, with her thighs until she was nine.
00:06:17.000 Because then she was the ripe old age of nine.
00:06:19.000 Yes.
00:06:20.000 Here's the thing.
00:06:20.000 That was never normal.
00:06:21.000 Guys, we weren't even planning on talking about this today.
00:06:23.000 That was never.
00:06:26.000 Mary was only 14 or 15.
00:06:28.000 Do you know?
00:06:28.000 You know the difference between six and 14, 15, right?
00:06:31.000 There is some difference.
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:32.000 Yeah.
00:06:33.000 Right?
00:06:33.000 Like eight years at the very least.
00:06:35.000 Yes.
00:06:35.000 And one is a woman and one is not.
00:06:37.000 Right.
00:06:38.000 It's true.
00:06:39.000 You would have to go out, like go to the local mall and exclusively be sexually attracted to the Hello Kitty backpacks.
00:06:45.000 That's for context.
00:06:47.000 The holiest of prophets.
00:06:48.000 Peace be upon him.
00:06:49.000 All right.
00:06:49.000 So the team wants to know if you want to put this out on X or if you don't want another fatwa.
00:06:54.000 It's really up to you.
00:06:55.000 I mean, one fatwa, two fatwa, three fatwa.
00:06:58.000 Who cares?
00:07:00.000 Yeah.
00:07:00.000 It's like them with 72 virgins.
00:07:02.000 It's just, it's a number that means countless.
00:07:03.000 So I just have 72.
00:07:04.000 I have countless fatwas.
00:07:05.000 There we go.
00:07:06.000 All right.
00:07:06.000 Fine with all of them.
00:07:07.000 There's your answer.
00:07:09.000 And today, of course, is Rumble Premium Mug Club.
00:07:11.000 Welcome, OG members.
00:07:12.000 It's a love letter to you guys.
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00:07:15.000 So join Rumble Premium if you have not yet.
00:07:18.000 It's a live show weekdays, 11 a.m.
00:07:20.000 Eastern.
00:07:21.000 We're going to be talking today about a new migrant caravan going on.
00:07:26.000 But apparently, Mexico is not their favorite.
00:07:28.000 Is that from Dodge?
00:07:30.000 Yeah, well, do they still make those, by the way?
00:07:32.000 Yeah, the new Dodge migrant caravan comes with 17 seats.
00:07:35.000 Yes.
00:07:36.000 As opposed to the MS-13 Pacifica, which it's unreliable.
00:07:40.000 It's very own poyote.
00:07:42.000 And we may talk about some Islamic love stories, and we have a few different stories to get to today.
00:07:46.000 So let me ask you this: where should, or where do you think illegals will go if they can't come to the United States anymore?
00:07:51.000 I don't know.
00:07:52.000 Scandinavia.
00:07:54.000 Remember when they left Finland?
00:07:55.000 All the terrorists?
00:07:56.000 It was all the ISIS members. 0.99
00:07:57.000 They were going into Europe, and they actually went into Finland, and they spoke to the local news.
00:08:00.000 They're like, it's so boring.
00:08:01.000 There's nothing to do.
00:08:02.000 Really?
00:08:03.000 Yes.
00:08:04.000 They left Finland.
00:08:05.000 I love that.
00:08:05.000 Yeah.
00:08:06.000 I mean, who knew that nature's greatest defense was being boring?
00:08:10.000 It's like nature, like a frog with like red, bright colors to let you know that it's poisonous.
00:08:14.000 Like Finland, it just lets you know, like, there's nothing to do.
00:08:17.000 All right.
00:08:18.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, and Friday and Saturday, August 22nd, 23rd at Helium Comedy Club in Portland, Oregon.
00:08:25.000 We're shortening up the intros.
00:08:26.000 It's too much because no one wants to hear how you're doing.
00:08:28.000 So you're always here.
00:08:29.000 I am good.
00:08:29.000 Gerald's fine.
00:08:30.000 Okay.
00:08:31.000 All right.
00:08:31.000 So here, let's just go straight to this because it's fun.
00:08:34.000 You know, Snap, we talked about that because the left thinks that it's a violation of basic fundamental human rights to not be able to buy as much Fanta as you want on the taxpayers' dime.
00:08:43.000 Well, now some states are starting the ban on junk food with Snap.
00:08:48.000 And some people were surprised and angry.
00:08:51.000 It's just fun to see the reactions.
00:08:53.000 They really own that.
00:08:54.000 They say no EBT.
00:08:56.000 No, they own that.
00:08:58.000 The food stands EBT is over.
00:09:00.000 On apple.
00:09:01.000 You can only buy steak, chicken, vegetables, no snacks, no none.
00:09:06.000 vegetables.
00:09:08.000 In a lot of books, if you actually read books, freaks.
00:09:12.000 Okay, don't be condescending to me.
00:09:18.000 Good.
00:09:18.000 That's what you're wanting?
00:09:20.000 Yes.
00:09:21.000 Really?
00:09:21.000 So you don't mean it's saying I can't buy no snacks off my EBC card.
00:09:25.000 No.
00:09:26.000 Try an apple.
00:09:28.000 That's a snack.
00:09:28.000 Trying to get all my good snacks.
00:09:30.000 A bowl of melon?
00:09:31.000 Why the f am I doing with me trying that house with no snacks?
00:09:33.000 I got to buy cakes.
00:09:34.000 Oh, I better go get a job.
00:09:36.000 Oh, man.
00:09:36.000 I'm always waiting for my EBC card all three.
00:09:38.000 What if somebody was on their last $3 and all they had was money for a bag of chips?
00:09:43.000 Ain't no freaking way you can't get snacks, chips, candy, juice on EBT.
00:09:51.000 Somebody's out there on their last $3.
00:09:53.000 You think they're about to go get a steak?
00:09:55.000 Get a potato. 0.98
00:09:56.000 Nigga's about to start stealing. 1.00
00:09:58.000 Start?
00:09:58.000 Oh, yeah.
00:09:59.000 Just make sure I heard that.
00:10:05.000 Brace yourselves, grocery stores.
00:10:07.000 It's just been pre-gaming till this point. 0.70
00:10:11.000 Sometimes I forget the only adult in the room is intensely racist.
00:10:17.000 Like, this is the problem.
00:10:19.000 You can't threaten if you already do it.
00:10:22.000 We're about to start stealing.
00:10:24.000 It's like, you do realize that they have a pump shotgun because you've already done it forever.
00:10:29.000 Like, that's what people are expecting.
00:10:31.000 You've heard of rooftop Koreans, right? 1.00
00:10:33.000 And here's the thing.
00:10:34.000 They will call evil good and good evil.
00:10:36.000 It even applies here.
00:10:37.000 I can't get all my good snacks.
00:10:39.000 A banana.
00:10:39.000 How much is one banana?
00:10:40.000 Not a is it, is it 39 cents?
00:10:43.000 At the gas station where they're expensive, it's two for a dollar.
00:10:46.000 Okay.
00:10:47.000 That's where they're expensive.
00:10:48.000 Right.
00:10:49.000 Yeah.
00:10:49.000 It's like you think they're about to get a steak?
00:10:51.000 I don't know.
00:10:51.000 How about like a small yogurt and a banana?
00:10:53.000 Hey, how about oats?
00:10:55.000 I don't know how you hear.
00:10:56.000 Like I've talked about this.
00:10:57.000 When I was dirt poor, I lived off tuna, oats, whatever fruit was on sale, and I would get a good deal on baby food.
00:11:04.000 Just like you can eat cheaply and eat.
00:11:07.000 It's actually more expensive.
00:11:08.000 You can buy that.
00:11:09.000 You can eat unhealthily with your oats too.
00:11:10.000 Get a big box of oats, a big bag of brown sugar.
00:11:14.000 Yes.
00:11:14.000 That's going to be under $10.
00:11:16.000 There you go.
00:11:16.000 You can do that too, but you don't want to.
00:11:19.000 It sounds to me like you're just looking for a reason to steal.
00:11:22.000 And the other thing here is that you want the government to...
00:11:29.000 It's not that hard.
00:11:31.000 You pay.
00:11:32.000 It's your money.
00:11:33.000 You can buy whatever you want.
00:11:34.000 It's my money.
00:11:36.000 I buy whatever you want.
00:11:38.000 And I don't care if you want it.
00:11:40.000 My money, I pick.
00:11:41.000 Your money, you pick.
00:11:42.000 There we go.
00:11:43.000 We're going out to dinner.
00:11:44.000 You're paying.
00:11:45.000 You can pay the restaurant.
00:11:47.000 If I'm paying, I pick what we eat.
00:11:50.000 I'm the government.
00:11:51.000 I'm the taxpayer. 1.00
00:11:52.000 I don't buy that crap. 0.99
00:11:54.000 And by the way, I also don't factor in the budget because it's expensive and it's surplus calories that are of no value. 0.99
00:12:00.000 So why would you be able to?
00:12:02.000 This is how far, when people say, you know, both of everyone may have gone right, the right has gone far right and the left has gone right.
00:12:08.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:12:09.000 The left has gone so far left and the right has gone moderately left that we considered a violation of human rights for morbidly obese non-working Americans to not be able to steal my money and buy cool ranch Doritos. 0.92
00:12:25.000 When you say the founding fathers would have wanted it this way, you would have had a ball, a musket ball through your forehead before you could finish that phrase.
00:12:33.000 You have no idea.
00:12:34.000 They were throwing tea in the harbor because of a tax on that very drink.
00:12:38.000 You think they'd put up with this?
00:12:40.000 They wouldn't have a chip in their brain for it.
00:12:42.000 Now, not everyone is stealing.