Louder with Crowder - November 13, 2026


The Most Insane Advice Article I've Ever Read

BREAKING: Jensen Huang Sh*tcanned at Nvidia & The National Security Implications

Episode Stats


Length

19 minutes

Words per minute

128.89

Word count

2,537

Sentence count

388

Harmful content

Misogyny

12

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Toxicity

36

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Hate speech

36

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Transcript

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00:03:51 And now for a message from Paco, the friendly home of hope.
00:03:55 That's me.
00:03:59 Mr. Jimenez!
00:04:00 Mr. Jimenez!
00:04:01 Paco!
00:04:02 Hi.
00:04:03 Yeah, can you make sure that you and your guys get the bushes this time?
00:04:05 Because last time, you missed them, and I really need to trim the hedges.
00:04:10 See, I trimmed the bushes.
00:04:12 I'm sorry for the mistake last time.
00:04:14 That's fine.
00:04:14 Would you or your crew like some Long Island iced teas or Pepperidge Farm cookies?
00:04:19 No, it's okay.
00:04:20 Nothing I can get you.
00:04:21 No, not for me.
00:04:23 And even though it's because you are a very nice man.
00:04:27 And when I say this, I mean no offense because you pay me very well and treat me very much like a professional.
00:04:35 But I am not comfortable drinking from your glass or eating from a cooking jar because you are not straight.
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00:04:58 We're gonna be a little bit Glad to be with you.
00:05:15 Yes, Paco the Family Homophobe, by the way, started out as a teenager making fun of my brother.
00:05:20 Because he's not straight?
00:05:21 Because you are not straight. 0.93
00:05:22 It's not an accurate accent.
00:05:24 It's not the one that I do anymore today.
00:05:25 But if I do that, I can't not do that voice because I would just, and he would go, he'd get mad.
00:05:32 He'd be like, probably just annoyed at some point, not even just offended or.
00:05:36 The very first time we were in the car on the way to Austin, he was going to UT, early 2000s, and he was frustrated about something.
00:05:36 Yeah.
00:05:43 And I said, I think the real reason you are so frustrated, you have pent up anger, because you don't have a man to hold.
00:05:54 What?
00:05:57 Because you are not straight.
00:06:00 And then it became something that we did for years.
00:06:03 Love it.
00:06:04 Hopefully you guys have a good time.
00:06:05 Speaking of not straight, Scott Besson.
00:06:09 Scott Besson. 0.68
00:06:10 You could call me Paco the homo friendly. 1.00
00:06:15 I re. 0.96
00:06:17 I recently saw a clip on that Crowder show where they made me the gay triad. 0.94
00:06:21 Yeah. 0.95
00:06:22 If anything, I think they soft pedaled it.
00:06:25 Not enough blood.
00:06:26 That's right. 0.99
00:06:28 I would make a scene, but, you know, that's, man, one for pageantry and French dip.
00:06:33 All right.
00:06:35 I don't know why.
00:06:36 It's a French dip burger. 1.00
00:06:37 A flaming queen who went to Cheesecake Factory and got the French dip burger.
00:06:42 It's as good as it gets. 1.00
00:06:43 It sounds like a gay item. 1.00
00:06:45 I know. 1.00
00:06:46 Give me a burger, but gayed up a little bit. 1.00
00:06:48 Yeah, exactly. 1.00
00:06:49 How about.
00:06:50 How about some roast beef Swiss cheese and a little au jus? 0.98
00:06:52 I feel like he's the kind of guy who would roast a straight guy with jokes about him being gay. 0.94
00:06:57 Like a Coors Light. 0.97
00:06:57 Oh, a Coors Light. 0.97
00:06:58 You know what? 1.00
00:06:59 You should get that with a side of cock. 1.00
00:07:01 That's what I think. 1.00
00:07:02 I thought I was the gay one.
00:07:03 I thought I was the gay one. 0.93
00:07:05 Give me a Guinness. 0.94
00:07:06 All right.
00:07:06 You're right.
00:07:08 It's Friday, which means it's a little bit more relaxed.
00:07:10 So if you're watching on YouTube, you know, you watch the first few minutes.
00:07:13 But it's a love letter to Mug Club, Rumble Premium, the OGs.
00:07:15 We have a few things to get to today.
00:07:18 PETA issued a take on the DC shooting. 0.99
00:07:20 It's as dumb as you would think. 0.99
00:07:21 And the worst, Dear Abby. 0.99
00:07:23 Question of all time.
00:07:25 And we also have a whole segment about these athletes and people who are, one of them, Frenchman, was previously right wing. 0.66
00:07:31 Now he's grifting on the left wing, making sure to placate Islam. 0.97
00:07:34 Oh, good. 1.00
00:07:35 So that's a lot of fun.
00:07:36 Let me guess what will be, hey, let me ask you this.
00:07:38 Here's my question for you.
00:07:39 It was going to be about Christianity and Islam. 0.78
00:07:41 Don't you think it's kind of wrong what folks did to Sinbad? 0.89
00:07:46 Sinbad, when I was younger, I loved Sinbad.
00:07:49 And then he became a punchline.
00:07:50 And you know, I don't think that's right.
00:07:52 I don't either.
00:07:52 I like the people who gave him a stroke.
00:07:54 What?
00:07:55 Didn't he die?
00:07:55 What?
00:07:55 What?
00:07:56 What?
00:07:57 Is Sinbad dead?
00:07:58 I don't think so.
00:07:59 No, he's just making it to you guys.
00:08:00 It's fine.
00:08:01 My bad.
00:08:02 Wow, wow.
00:08:02 No, I love Sinbad.
00:08:03 Way to take the life out of the party.
00:08:05 Jeez. 0.97
00:08:05 Jeez. 0.97
00:08:05 I'm kidding. 0.97
00:08:06 Someone get him a popper. 0.97
00:08:07 All right, Captain Morgan CEO.
00:08:08 How are you?
00:08:09 Better than Sinbad, who apparently is dead.
00:08:11 How are you?
00:08:12 Well, I'll tell you what's dead is the energy in this side of it.
00:08:14 Yeah, that's the kidding.
00:08:15 Sounds more like a dirge.
00:08:17 Way to go, Josh.
00:08:18 Hey, come on.
00:08:19 I'll tell you what, when Sinbad finally does die, the comedy will be dead.
00:08:23 Another big thing in a mess.
00:08:27 And alive.
00:08:29 I think it's already dead.
00:08:31 No, but.
00:08:32 I don't know.
00:08:33 I just think so.
00:08:33 You guys let me know.
00:08:34 Friday, Saturday, November 27th, 28th at the Skyline.
00:08:37 No, don't even promote it.
00:08:38 What are you doing?
00:08:40 Stop. 1.00
00:08:40 I'm going to sit here and tear my whole friggin' lap apart. 1.00
00:08:44 No, no, no, no. 0.99
00:08:46 You put a false damper on it where you said he's dead.
00:08:49 I don't think he's dead.
00:08:50 No, we're going to have to revisit it.
00:08:51 No, no, no.
00:08:52 In fact, Josh is opening for the very alive Sinbad.
00:08:54 In fact, I'm actually issuing refunds after the show, too.
00:08:58 Skyline Comedy Club, Appleton, Wisconsin.
00:09:00 The refund is just tickets to more shows.
00:09:02 But I will say, he's great.
00:09:03 He's no corpse of Sinbad.
00:09:05 There it is.
00:09:13 Hey, by the way, before we get to anything, it's Weird Faces of CNN.
00:09:24 This one is Fred Durst and Don Cherry had a baby on Ozempic. 0.76
00:09:28 Oh, what the hell?
00:09:29 I thought the guy in the middle was edited.
00:09:31 I thought that had an ad on it.
00:09:32 No, bring it back up.
00:09:33 I know he's real.
00:09:34 He's wearing Sinbad's hat.
00:09:34 There you go.
00:09:36 Guys, great job.
00:09:36 Fred Durst.
00:09:38 You found great pictures.
00:09:39 Fred Durst, Don Cherry, baby on Ozempic.
00:09:42 That's a demon baby.
00:09:43 Wow. 0.96
00:09:43 That's a demon baby. 0.96
00:09:44 All right. 0.94
00:09:45 Just for fun, because it's Friday here, no one really cares about Peru, obviously.
00:09:51 Not even Peru.
00:09:51 No, they don't.
00:09:52 Per who? 1.00
00:09:52 The only people who care enough about Peru. 1.00
00:09:57 That's what got you to laugh, dude?
00:09:59 Sinbad.
00:10:00 It's so bad, it's good.
00:10:00 Headlining.
00:10:01 Josh.
00:10:02 Okay?
00:10:03 It didn't get me to laugh.
00:10:04 He's trying to be an artist.
00:10:05 It got me to laugh more than Sinbad is dead.
00:10:09 That wasn't a joke.
00:10:10 I thought he was dead.
00:10:10 I still am pretty good at it.
00:10:11 Well, because he's clearly alive, I thought it was a joke.
00:10:14 I don't think he's alive.
00:10:15 He is alive.
00:10:16 He is alive.
00:10:17 What does he have to do?
00:10:18 A proof of life for you? 1.00
00:10:19 Everyone, shut up. 0.98
00:10:20 The point that matters is Sinbad will always be alive in our hearts. 0.98
00:10:25 Okay.
00:10:26 It's a booster, baby.
00:10:28 It's a week away from the 30th anniversary of Jingle All the Way.
00:10:31 Yes.
00:10:31 Really?
00:10:32 Wow.
00:10:33 What an important film.
00:10:34 It's so sad that all of us here are going to celebrate that.
00:10:39 No one else cares. 0.66
00:10:40 Okay, the only people who care enough about Peru are the Chileans, and they care about Peru just enough to hate them.
00:10:45 But the Peruvian police are awesome.
00:10:49 This is real.
00:10:50 Just look at the disguises, the lengths they've gone to for simple drug raids.
00:10:55 Levante de Lazaro.
00:10:59 A uno lo encontraron haciéndose el dormido, al otro en el segundo piso del inmueble. 0.54
00:11:13 AsĂ­ camuflados, lograron penetrar a una supuesta guarida donde micro comercializaban la droga, logrando detener a sus integrantes del clan delictivo, los anturrones de San Juan.
00:11:30 Eres consciente, Âżno?
00:11:35 De tu actividad ilĂ­cita, Âżverdad?
00:11:39 De lo que creemos encontrado, ÂżsĂ­ o no?
00:11:42 By the way, it keeps going.
00:11:44 He's doing it again.
00:11:46 It's the Ebenezer Scrooge disguise.
00:11:49 Jesus.
00:11:49 He needs to go more method and wear nothing under that gown.
00:11:52 Posing a student as well as a patient allowed us.
00:11:57 No, the sledgehammer allowed you to enter. 0.98
00:12:13 I love that the Peruvian police, their spy technique is Dark Knight Joker. 1.00
00:12:17 Just push them in a wheelchair and then commit property destruction.
00:12:24 And they're covertly being followed around by a camera crew, which you know is very uncommon in Peru.
00:12:29 Yeah.
00:12:31 What is that? 0.98
00:12:32 Oh, look at that camera crew following that disabled guy for some reason. 1.00
00:12:36 Oh, that wheelchair man is on the boom mic treatment. 1.00
00:12:42 Must be a documentary about AIDS or something. 1.00
00:12:45 I've seen that guy. 0.99
00:12:46 He has sex with a guy. 0.99
00:12:49 Yeah. 1.00
00:12:49 That guy has AIDS. 1.00
00:12:50 That's right. 0.92
00:12:52 I do drugs sometimes.
00:12:56 Sometimes, like right now.
00:12:57 He just chastises, that's like, you know, you have the drugs, yeah?
00:13:00 See?
00:13:01 He's like, see.
00:13:02 Okay, you go to jail for life.
00:13:04 Perfecto.
00:13:06 Yeah, perfecto.
00:13:07 But here's, by the way, just more.
00:13:10 You can check, this is real.
00:13:12 You can check the references.
00:13:12 We make those available every show.
00:13:15 I feel bad that I have to tell you this is true.
00:13:19 Because you don't understand how much I love it.
00:13:23 This is from 2025.
00:13:23 Here's another one.
00:13:25 They conducted a drug raid with their officer dressed as Capybara.
00:13:35 What's in the backpack?
00:13:36 Cuffs?
00:13:37 Watch this.
00:13:39 So happy.
00:13:40 Grab it through the door.
00:13:46 Bad boys.
00:13:47 Bad boys.
00:13:48 What are you going to do?
00:13:53 She's so confused.
00:13:56 Is this a hug?
00:13:57 Am I being assaulted?
00:13:59 Because their first strategy is Dark Knight Joker, and their second strategy is police officers, is Five Night at Freddy's.
00:14:16 Say no to drugs.
00:14:19 I love the mascot strategy.
00:14:22 You put anyone in a mascot outfit, no matter what they do, it's funny.
00:14:25 You're fine.
00:14:26 I'm telling you what, if Himmler just wore a mascot outfit, wouldn't be talking about it.
00:14:30 It would have softened the blow of the.
00:14:32 Well, it might not have been so effective.
00:14:34 No, it might not have been.
00:14:34 They had a whole fear thing going on.
00:14:36 I just have to pull up the screenshots.
00:14:38 They sent a video, but apparently in 2020, yeah.
00:14:42 This is the thing.
00:14:42 Okay.
00:14:44 Look, they're not trying to be disguised.
00:14:47 No, they're just.
00:14:48 They're just rubbing it in.
00:14:49 They're just tackling as they do it.
00:14:54 I got him as Santa Claus, bro.
00:14:58 Cole.
00:14:59 Oh, no way.
00:15:01 Hey, who's at the door?
00:15:02 You're never going to believe it.
00:15:04 It's Santa Claus.
00:15:06 He's raking my face across the concrete.
00:15:08 It's like June.
00:15:09 What are we doing?
00:15:13 It's Christmas for me.
00:15:14 Feliz Navidad.
00:15:17 Get out of here.
00:15:18 It's Kris Kringle.
00:15:19 Yes.
00:15:21 Up on the rooftop house and click.
00:15:23 Oh no, it's Krampus Run.
00:15:28 Hey, I've checked my list twice.
00:15:30 See.
00:15:30 You have the drunk.
00:15:31 Okay.
00:15:33 Back to the workshop.
00:15:35 I just.
00:15:37 Look, the stealth tactic may be effective for police raids.
00:15:41 I doubt it, but I'll grant it.
00:15:42 It's definitely not working out for their military snipers.
00:15:48 Yeah, you can spot them.
00:15:51 Sniper, no sniping.
00:15:52 Yeah, that's true. 0.98
00:15:57 Peruvian sniper.
00:15:58 Oh, I love it.
00:15:59 And by the way, actually, the Pope is going to be in Peru today.
00:16:02 That's just a coincidence.
00:16:03 Totally agree with you.
00:16:05 He is visiting Peru today, and they're taking advantage.
00:16:12 Conquering evil wherever he finds it.
00:16:19 Yeah, but they're only busting kids.
00:16:22 I absolve you of. 1.00
00:16:24 Surprise, bitch! 1.00
00:16:27 I mean, there's no good way to get to anything else. 1.00
00:16:29 It's just.
00:16:32 I wonder if those police, like, they're going out and just got dressed as Santa.
00:16:35 I wonder if before that they're using, like, encrypted apps.
00:16:37 Like, they have to lay low.
00:16:39 And then they just show up as Santa Claus and elves.
00:16:42 And you're like, what is this?
00:16:44 Because if they're using encrypted apps, if they're doing, you know, communications, they should be using our reverse super chat folks today.
00:16:49 Keat!
00:16:53 That's the sound when I make undercover.
00:16:56 There you go.
00:16:57 Keat!
00:16:58 Keat!
00:16:59 I'm a bird!
00:17:01 Come to the door!
00:17:05 It's okay, I have a sledgehammer.
00:17:08 I brought a key. 0.60
00:17:09 It's just funny, like, the guy gets out, he's undercover in a wheelchair, he takes out a sledgehammer and has to jog a block. 0.98
00:17:18 Yeah, there's no point in it. 0.54
00:17:19 Yeah, you couldn't have rolled it closer.
00:17:21 I thought the point of being in the disguise was that they would let you in.
00:17:24 Yeah.
00:17:24 It'd be like if a Pink Panther just showed up with a machine gun and just unloaded in the ballroom.
00:17:30 We see the machine gun. 0.98
00:17:32 We knew you were coming.
00:17:32 All right, so Keith, they're giving back.
00:17:34 They're doing a reverse super chat.
00:17:36 50 free Rumble premium subscriptions just gifted in the chat.
00:17:39 It's a true peer to peer chat.
00:17:40 No servers, no metadata.
00:17:41 A lot of the other apps out there, without naming names, they tell you it's safe, but they hand it over to authorities.
00:17:47 So, Keith, you can download it and you can, yeah, app store, wherever apps exist.
00:17:53 We've been using it, and you know what?
00:17:54 It's great.
00:17:54 If you were just gifted a subscription or reverse super chat, tag me on X or Instagram.
00:17:57 It's been reverse super chat.
00:17:58 All right, it's funny.
00:18:03 Really quickly.
00:18:04 I didn't want to move on to any other stuff.
00:18:05 That's all I want to talk about today.
00:18:07 In the Peruvian dress up game.
00:18:08 Do you think there's like a pool of betting?
00:18:10 Absolutely.
00:18:11 You've got to go as the Grinch, bro.
00:18:13 That's like 10x.
00:18:15 There's no way.
00:18:17 That police department is fully funded by their YouTube channel.
00:18:20 Oh, yeah, exactly.
00:18:22 You think they do?
00:18:23 They must look.
00:18:24 They have to do like seasonal stuff.
00:18:26 Like, I guarantee you they're doing.
00:18:26 I mean, that's a Santa thing, right?
00:18:28 They must be doing Halloween.
00:18:29 Yeah, they got a costume department.
00:18:31 They got a Jack Skellington that comes get you.
00:18:33 Yeah, Easter.
00:18:34 They're showing up with Bunny.
00:18:35 Yeah.
00:18:35 Dia de Muerte.
00:18:35 I mean, I think that's cool.
00:18:37 There's no way they're not turning up in costumes.
00:18:39 Yeah, whatever.
00:18:39 Could you imagine if Ice did that, how the left would react?
00:18:43 If I showed up to like a kitchen gym.
00:18:44 Oh, Freddie was shot by a mask.
00:18:51 Wow.
00:18:52 Yes, that means guys work on it.
00:18:54 We're going to do it today. 1.00
00:18:54 Renee Good gets shot by Grimace. 1.00
00:19:01 It's okay because they were all committing crimes.
00:19:04 So people say, ooh, Charlie.
00:19:06 It's not the same thing at all.
00:19:07 And I'm okay with it.
00:19:09 Speaking of things I'm okay with, I'm okay with PETA being as public and loud as possible.
00:19:15 Oh, yeah.
00:19:16 Because they make the strongest case.
00:19:18 Possible against themselves.
00:19:20 Case in point, you guys know there was the DC shooting that took place yesterday.
00:19:23 Well, PETA issued a response, but for those who hadn't sort of followed up on it, ER physician shooting rampager attempted in DC before turning the gun on himself.
00:19:32 Obviously, thank goodness more people weren't harmed, but there were some victims.
00:19:36 There was a victim, and then, you know, obviously a good shot, the one on himself.