Louder with Crowder - March 06, 2026


The Most Insane "Young Adult" Book Ever Written + Exclusive BTS Footage

Hosted by
Steven Crowder
Mentioned
Mark Wayne Mullen Josh Feierstein Pauline Gerald Donald Goodfellow Tom Holman Donald Trump Best Buy Joe Louis Joe Biden Demi Pegg Pam Bondi Crowder Charlie Morgan Calci Paula John Kami
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Episode Stats


Length

12 minutes

Words per minute

171.77

Word count

2,150

Sentence count

313

Harmful content

Misogyny

9

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Toxicity

33

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Hate speech

12

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Summary

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On this week's episode of Friday Night Frights, the boys are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Josh Feierstein, to discuss a variety of topics, including a new preteen porn series, the new BTS music video, and why you should or shouldn't watch it with your kids. They also discuss Captain Morgan's return to the stage this weekend at the Summit City Comedy Club.

Transcript

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00:01:04.000 Just sit right back till you'll hear a tale, a tale of a faithful trip that started on the radio. 0.97
00:01:10.000 The young C was a prick. 0.53
00:01:12.000 The host was a mighty funny man, loud enough to be sure. 0.97
00:01:17.000 Stand-up and his radio, the fans must endure.
00:01:21.000 Yes, forced to endure. 0.93
00:01:26.000 A daily show we've all someway, but YouTube really sucked.
00:01:30.000 If not for the courage of the Mud Club group, the program would be f the program would be fed. 0.95
00:01:37.000 The show's now settled on the rumble by streaming every day with Crowder and Joe Lewis too.
00:01:46.000 With Feierstein, General A to Mantim, General B and HR Sam, nearly 25 more.
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00:02:29.000 When it's a shortening show like that, that means it's Friday.
00:02:34.000 Mm, yeah.
00:02:35.000 That's a fun day, Friday.
00:02:36.000 Yeah.
00:02:37.000 It can be a little bit of a grab bag on the Friday.
00:02:40.000 We get a little looser in what we say.
00:02:42.000 We were talking so much about Iran and all that stuff this week.
00:02:45.000 You know, all that.
00:02:47.000 So instead, today we're going to talk about, gosh, I don't know how to approach this.
00:02:53.000 Well, based Vietnamese grandma, so that's fine. 0.99
00:02:55.000 Okay.
00:02:56.000 This video from VCU, people ask, what is a woman?
00:02:59.000 And then there's a new preteen series that I can describe as nothing other than if you have children, they shouldn't be watching this, but this is the point.
00:03:07.000 Your preteen shouldn't be reading this.
00:03:09.000 Hardcore pornography?
00:03:11.000 What?
00:03:12.000 That's what they're trying to push on your kids?
00:03:14.000 Yeah, don't worry.
00:03:14.000 You're going to read some chapters.
00:03:16.000 And it's actually going to be a BTS show behind the scenes, not that Korean band of tarts. 1.00
00:03:23.000 Don't know.
00:03:24.000 Well, I guess, are they all guys?
00:03:25.000 I have no idea.
00:03:26.000 I can't tell the difference.
00:03:27.000 Yeah, they're all closer.
00:03:28.000 So that's where we're going to let you in behind.
00:03:30.000 Let you behind the scenes so you see how the sausage is made.
00:03:32.000 Let me ask you: what's your favorite book that you've recently read?
00:03:35.000 You tell me.
00:03:36.000 Mine, I don't know.
00:03:37.000 I don't remember the last fiction book that I've read, honestly.
00:03:40.000 I cannot remember.
00:03:41.000 I'm reading 30 Seconds After right now.
00:03:42.000 Really?
00:03:43.000 Yeah, Johnny Boy recommended it to me.
00:03:45.000 Is that 30 Seconds After Mars?
00:03:48.000 No, it's Jared Leto's post-Suicide.
00:03:50.000 Yeah.
00:03:52.000 Is this a nuclear one?
00:03:54.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:03:55.000 One second after.
00:03:56.000 Oh, one second after?
00:03:57.000 Well, I don't even, I didn't read the cover.
00:03:57.000 Oh, okay.
00:03:57.000 Yeah.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, no.
00:04:00.000 I read what's inside.
00:04:01.000 Gerald just looks at the covers.
00:04:02.000 No, no.
00:04:02.000 And then you read the book.
00:04:03.000 That's why you compliment each other.
00:04:04.000 I read the book and told John to read it, who then told.
00:04:07.000 I feel like I'm kind of the you know what?
00:04:09.000 You make a valid case, but I don't believe you.
00:04:12.000 I'm not buying it.
00:04:13.000 No, I'm not.
00:04:14.000 No, I'm not even reading the book anymore.
00:04:15.000 I quit just now.
00:04:16.000 By the way, I do not recommend 28 years later the Bone Temple.
00:04:21.000 No.
00:04:22.000 No, I do not.
00:04:22.000 It's incredibly graphic.
00:04:24.000 Is it bad or is it just kind of well done, but it's a very unpleasant watch.
00:04:30.000 Bone Tomahawk levels or close.
00:04:33.000 Really?
00:04:34.000 But unrelenting.
00:04:35.000 It stayed with throughout the whole thing.
00:04:37.000 Unlike Bone Tomahawk, you just kind of stop the end.
00:04:40.000 With this one, you have to fast forward.
00:04:42.000 I'm like, I can't do this.
00:04:43.000 I get it.
00:04:44.000 Gerald, I like it. 1.00
00:04:44.000 I heard there's a huge penis in it. 1.00
00:04:46.000 That's what I also, but we'll get to the appropriate pre-teen fiction moment in a moment. 0.99
00:04:53.000 We don't want to spoil the lead.
00:04:55.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:04:56.000 I am good.
00:04:57.000 How are you?
00:04:58.000 Good.
00:04:58.000 A little chilly.
00:04:59.000 A little chilly?
00:05:00.000 Could just be the fever.
00:05:01.000 Friday, Saturday, March 20th and 21st at the Summit City Comedy Club in very happy Fort Wayne, Indiana.
00:05:07.000 Due for a comeback, Mr. Josh Feierstein, how are you, sir?
00:05:10.000 Excellent.
00:05:10.000 Excellent.
00:05:11.000 Gladys Friday.
00:05:12.000 You have a white speck on your shoulder.
00:05:13.000 Do I?
00:05:14.000 Yeah, which is just because it's black on your other shoulder. 0.89
00:05:16.000 It does, yeah.
00:05:17.000 Right there.
00:05:18.000 Right shoulder?
00:05:18.000 Right shoulder.
00:05:19.000 Ah, it just went away.
00:05:20.000 There you go.
00:05:20.000 Okay, cool.
00:05:21.000 There you go.
00:05:22.000 It was a spider.
00:05:23.000 Oh! 0.60
00:05:24.000 No, it was not.
00:05:25.000 It was a.
00:05:25.000 It's back.
00:05:26.000 Son of a, it's back.
00:05:27.000 I can see it.
00:05:28.000 We can all see it.
00:05:28.000 It's right there.
00:05:29.000 Let's just let it know.
00:05:30.000 Never wear black without the blue.
00:05:32.000 Oh, it's a toenail.
00:05:33.000 Cell son blue.
00:05:34.000 Perfect.
00:05:35.000 I was biting my toenails earlier.
00:05:36.000 I only know that ad because of the dandruff shampoo.
00:05:38.000 I used to watch the ads in French, and they would say, They would say, Je mait porte l noir, sans blue, cell san bloon.
00:05:46.000 Sand blue.
00:05:48.000 It sounds funny.
00:05:49.000 It's hilarious.
00:05:49.000 It does.
00:05:50.000 Everything sounds funnier in French.
00:05:52.000 It's a great commercial.
00:05:53.000 I'd buy it. 1.00
00:05:54.000 It's just all the time they use these stupid, they use English words. 0.99
00:05:57.000 It's not real French. 0.99
00:05:58.000 Let's get to because we can actually still we can convene with these people now.
00:05:58.000 All right.
00:06:03.000 We can hang out with them because you know Charlie's okay.
00:06:06.000 Nam is over.
00:06:07.000 There's a big push right now among the we've talked about this the dissident right black belt, whatever you want to call it.
00:06:12.000 This very based Vietnamese, and that almost sounds redundant.
00:06:16.000 Once upon a time, I wouldn't have been able to say that, but I can say that now because it's 2026.
00:06:19.000 A based Vietnamese Mima, granny, grandma, grandmother, whatever you want to call her, she's not on board with that. 1.00
00:06:28.000 What do you think about Donald Trump?
00:06:30.000 I love Donald Goodfellow.
00:06:33.000 He's strong.
00:06:34.000 He said he do it.
00:06:36.000 He knew everything.
00:06:37.000 Oh, me.
00:06:40.000 No, I voted for Joe Biden. 1.00
00:06:42.000 You're crazy. 0.98
00:06:45.000 Never was it. 0.93
00:06:46.000 And then I voted for Kamala.
00:06:48.000 Never vote for Demi Pegg.
00:06:50.000 No one.
00:06:53.000 You don't like Kamala.
00:06:56.000 I'm smarter than her.
00:07:00.000 Both an insult to herself and Tomala.
00:07:03.000 Yes, I love that.
00:07:04.000 I'm smarter than her. 0.98
00:07:05.000 I'm crazy. 0.96
00:07:06.000 Listen to me. 0.98
00:07:07.000 I'm smarter than her. 0.99
00:07:07.000 I'm crazy. 0.99
00:07:08.000 I'm cooking dog.
00:07:12.000 Her face was like, what?
00:07:12.000 I love that.
00:07:14.000 What are you thinking?
00:07:15.000 Talk about it.
00:07:16.000 Like, that's the case for tribalism.
00:07:18.000 Like, I guarantee you, we would have some disagreements.
00:07:20.000 No, I mean, I'm not going to eat a dachshund anytime soon. 1.00
00:07:24.000 But like, she's precluding.
00:07:26.000 It's okay to preclude yourself from something where you go, like, okay, here's everything where we can have a disagreement, but I am precluded from voting for X.
00:07:34.000 I am precluded from supporting this idea.
00:07:36.000 People from that generation, they just be, well, you can vote for Kami. 0.78
00:07:40.000 They kill everything, make everything bad.
00:07:43.000 So don't vote Kami. 1.00
00:07:45.000 It's obvious that she grew up in that situation to some degree.
00:07:48.000 And it's just like, listen, like people that saw it know better.
00:07:51.000 You need to listen to them.
00:07:52.000 Don't listen to all these people who grew up privileged, fun lives and they didn't have to do anything hard to go and like, well, that sounds like it could be good for everybody. 1.00
00:07:59.000 Faggot. 1.00
00:08:00.000 Exactly. 1.00
00:08:01.000 My grandboy, I don't raise faggots. 1.00
00:08:05.000 No, San Francisco great-grandkids. 1.00
00:08:09.000 Stop being faggot. 1.00
00:08:11.000 I love how she cut right to the chase, dude. 1.00
00:08:13.000 You're crazy. 1.00
00:08:14.000 There's no conversation about it. 1.00
00:08:16.000 It was just like.
00:08:16.000 It's great.
00:08:17.000 I'm glad.
00:08:18.000 And what's funny too is that there's an actual, I guarantee if you know her backstory, an actual strong woman.
00:08:22.000 Yeah.
00:08:22.000 When you talk about feminists and not facing any kind of, I guarantee you, that woman has seen some stuff.
00:08:28.000 She killed the dog with her bare hands to foot put in the stoop. 1.00
00:08:28.000 That's right. 1.00
00:08:31.000 Speaking of which, she raised the dog too.
00:08:33.000 Yeah.
00:08:33.000 No, even more.
00:08:34.000 I sold, I raised dog.
00:08:36.000 He sleep in my bed in my house to give him hope. 0.99
00:08:39.000 Then kill his neck in morning. 1.00
00:08:41.000 Kill his neck. 1.00
00:08:43.000 Sounds like something they would say. 1.00
00:08:48.000 Speaking of killing dogs, obviously, gnome. 0.82
00:08:51.000 Out.
00:08:51.000 Gnome out.
00:08:53.000 That was kind of the big news.
00:08:54.000 Oh, so that Pauline, Pauline, well, the Calci and then all the prediction markets and stuff, like they're putting out who's going to be the first one gone.
00:09:00.000 That's right.
00:09:01.000 Gnome was out and replaced by Mark Wayne Mullen.
00:09:04.000 Mark Wayne Mullen.
00:09:05.000 So I'm not, you know, I'm not sure what the real fallout is going to be from that, but I think there was a lot of people going like, is she really just like traveling around the country and taking like these glamour shots?
00:09:14.000 Different staged things.
00:09:16.000 It just seemed a little weird.
00:09:17.000 So I really wish it would have been Pam Bondi first, but I think I'm not a huge fan of either of them.
00:09:24.000 I'm not a huge fan of Gnome either.
00:09:25.000 I mean, I don't know that there's a lot of substance there.
00:09:25.000 No.
00:09:27.000 Uh-oh.
00:09:28.000 Is what all the dogs said when they heard that she was putting.
00:09:31.000 And then when she got ousted, they went.
00:09:34.000 All right.
00:09:35.000 I bet the new guy looks like a dog catcher.
00:09:36.000 Yeah, I bet she.
00:09:37.000 Like an old 101 Dalmatian style.
00:09:40.000 Yes.
00:09:41.000 Right.
00:09:42.000 She was going to.
00:09:43.000 That's the thing.
00:09:44.000 Look, no one's perfect.
00:09:45.000 She was going to make a coat out of puppies. 0.98
00:09:47.000 She did some good things, but she definitely was kind of, when you talk about in the administration, very optics focused.
00:09:55.000 That was her.
00:09:56.000 A lot of pageantry.
00:09:57.000 Yeah.
00:09:58.000 And I like Mark Wayne Mullen.
00:09:59.000 I think he has a pretty good shot here.
00:10:01.000 I want to see kind of what the expectations are, what he lays out as his objectives.
00:10:05.000 I'd like to be different than Christmas.
00:10:06.000 I'd like to see more Tom Holman-like people.
00:10:09.000 Mark Wayne Mullen.
00:10:10.000 Never heard of him.
00:10:10.000 Sounds like a country singer.
00:10:12.000 He does.
00:10:12.000 No, he does something like that.
00:10:13.000 I think he worked with us on a China video that we did.
00:10:15.000 Mark Wayne Mullen?
00:10:16.000 Yeah.
00:10:16.000 Really?
00:10:17.000 So then let's give him a call.
00:10:17.000 Yep.
00:10:18.000 Yeah, we'll talk to him.
00:10:20.000 Do you take the solemn pledge to not take joy in killing any canines?
00:10:24.000 There you go.
00:10:25.000 That's a hard one.
00:10:26.000 It's like, what else do you got?
00:10:27.000 Well, that was it.
00:10:28.000 There you go.
00:10:29.000 And by the way, for those of you, it's super short, obviously, because Friday's a love letter to Mug Club, the OGs, Rumble Premium.
00:10:34.000 You can click that button and join.
00:10:36.000 We always broadcast on Friday, but it's not always a broadcast.
00:10:39.000 We just broadcast the people who, you know, who keep the lights on because the lights would be off just like they are on Gnome.
00:10:46.000 We probably need to do a closing time for her next week, but we're short-staffed right now.
00:10:54.000 So here's the next one.
00:10:55.000 Paula.
00:10:55.000 Before we get to Scrapyard, which is always a lot of fun.
00:10:59.000 Students, oh, the Virginia Commonwealth University, they were asked, and here's a video coming up, what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman?
00:11:07.000 Here's the thing.
00:11:08.000 This wouldn't have been a thing at all.
00:11:11.000 Not all that long ago.
00:11:12.000 It's a pretty straightforward answer.
00:11:14.000 You can imagine.
00:11:15.000 It used to be, you know, how many genders are there? 1.00
00:11:17.000 That was how they changed my mind.
00:11:18.000 I was like, okay, well, then how many are there?
00:11:19.000 No one ever answered.
00:11:20.000 Well, I mean, that's the real, that's obtuse.
00:11:23.000 That's reductive.
00:11:23.000 What?
00:11:24.000 Okay, I'm just asking you, how many are there?
00:11:26.000 Like, assume we're in a doctor's office and we got to figure it out.
00:11:30.000 They never have an answer.
00:11:31.000 So here, students are asked, what mind, sorry, what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman?
00:11:37.000 Here you go.
00:11:38.000 I'm a trans woman, so I suppose variants.
00:11:41.000 A woman can be so many things. 1.00
00:11:43.000 It's Women's History Month, and we're on the compass asking what word comes to mind when you hear the word woman.
00:11:48.000 Let's find out.
00:11:49.000 The compass.
00:11:49.000 Mother.
00:11:50.000 Capable.
00:11:51.000 Strength.
00:11:52.000 Powerful.
00:11:53.000 Brazilians.
00:11:54.000 I want to say beautiful.
00:11:55.000 Like, they're just physically beautiful.
00:11:57.000 These are good answers.
00:11:57.000 I was going to say lady.
00:11:58.000 I can have the most complex conversations or have the most like mundane conversation.
00:12:03.000 And it just feels like woman.
00:12:07.000 Comment down below.
00:12:08.000 Annoying when watching that video.
00:12:10.000 Yes.
00:12:11.000 It's just like, we're the best because we can have like the most complex conversations, but I can also have like not complex conversations.
00:12:17.000 So you can have a conversation.
00:12:18.000 Verbose.
00:12:19.000 Cool.
00:12:20.000 Because the lady, she was asked for one word and she just kept going. 1.00
00:12:24.000 She's a poet.
00:12:27.000 When she said Brazilian, was that her just like, did she think the question was like, list your preference of women?