Louder with Crowder - THIS WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE... #MugClubForever | Louder with Crowder

00:00:01.000 Ooh, I had to take a deep breath.

00:00:02.000 Look, listen, I know that you guys want to always get right into the show.

00:00:07.000 I just ask for two minutes of your time here.

00:00:08.000 You can set the timer.

00:00:10.000 Last week, made the announcement here that, of course, we are moving on from The Blaze.

00:00:14.000 Life is a series of meetings and partings.

00:00:16.000 And to stay in touch, I asked you to sign up at MugClubForever.com.

00:00:20.000 That is still the best way right now.

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00:00:37.000 It is just for when and where MugClub launches.

00:00:42.000 Again, louder with Crowder, just to be clear.

00:00:45.000 So many of you, to give you an update, signed up.

00:00:48.000 That our mail service even locked the account.

00:00:51.000 It's okay.

00:00:52.000 We have your emails.

00:00:52.000 We're fine.

00:00:54.000 They thought this was too fast.

00:00:55.000 This couldn't be happening.

00:00:56.000 After that, we were hit with some DDoS attacks.

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00:01:05.000 Sign up again at MugClubForever.com, but there's something else here too.

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00:01:15.000 This information wasteland that is the internet, it is always hard to stay in touch with people.

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00:01:27.000 The audio feed, the podcast where we broadcast, you know, Apple, Spotify, Android.

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00:01:42.000 Now, I need to clear... I hate doing the inside baseball here, but this is super important.

00:01:45.000 Just give me 30 more seconds.

00:01:47.000 I'm not able to see subscribers on audio the way it works.

00:01:50.000 We can only see plays on the show.

00:01:53.000 That lets us know how many of you are subscribed, and it automatically downloads to your phone.

00:01:57.000 So, to confirm that you have subscribed, right, this is a roundabout way, because I'm clever like that.

00:02:03.000 Right now, And by clever, I mean passable.

00:02:07.000 Right now, I have released on the audio stream, whether it's Spotify, Apple, Android, Google Play, wherever you are, this.

00:02:15.000 It's currently available.

00:02:17.000 Hold on, pause.

00:02:18.000 Hold on, pause.

00:02:19.000 This 61-second test pattern.

00:02:23.000 Joe Louis is a fire siren.

00:02:39.000 It is not an FCC violation because it's not a real test pattern, just to be clear.

00:02:43.000 Go to wherever you are on audio, play that test pattern, and subscribe.

00:02:48.000 That way, I know that I can reach you.

00:02:50.000 As a matter of fact, during this break, I may just release some exclusive audio.

00:02:53.000 That's the easiest place for me to release audio as we figure things out.

00:02:57.000 So many of you have joined and entered in your email.

00:03:00.000 This goes beyond Mug Club.

00:03:01.000 We're talking about something a lot bigger at this point and because of some issues outside of my control, Can't do it right away.

00:03:08.000 So the easiest thing is maybe for me to do some audio podcasts.

00:03:11.000 I may do some of those if you're looking for some updates while I'm on the road.

00:03:14.000 I'll still be on the road.

00:03:15.000 LydosCredit.com slash tour.

00:03:16.000 I'll be doing stand-up.

00:03:17.000 I'll be announcing dates as we figure this out.

00:03:18.000 So again, sign up at MugClubForever.com and subscribe to the audio podcast.

00:03:24.000 If you are not already, just play that 61-second test pattern and we know that we can reach you.

00:03:33.000 on with the show.

00:03:34.000 So, let's get started.

00:03:54.000 I'm going to start with the first one.

00:04:14.000 Ooh, delicious.

00:04:15.000 Delicious.

00:04:16.000 A very, very busy weekend.

00:04:18.000 And as I told you, today's going to be a little bit of a shorter show here on YouTube because we want to tell you all the things that we can't say on YouTube.

00:04:24.000 So today we're going exclusively to Mug Club.

00:04:26.000 We'll be talking about... Well, that's part of the plan, right?

00:04:30.000 Mug Club forever in the future.

00:04:32.000 That none of that matters.

00:04:34.000 So you can sign up there.

00:04:35.000 So today, as you can't say that on YouTube, you don't hit the stinger.

00:04:37.000 It's okay.

00:04:37.000 Toolman.

00:04:38.000 He's so overly eager.

00:04:39.000 He's ready.

00:04:40.000 He's so overly eager.

00:04:41.000 Hold on, I gotta fix my headphones.

00:04:42.000 He's so overly eager with the button there.

00:04:45.000 So what we will be talking about today is a couple of updates.

00:04:47.000 Rowling.

00:04:47.000 J.K.

00:04:48.000 Obviously, Elon Musk dropped some Twitter files.

00:04:50.000 We'll be talking about that behind the paywall.

00:04:51.000 We'll be talking about the vaccine.

00:04:52.000 We'll be talking about elections, things like that.

00:04:53.000 So, I do have a question for you.

00:04:55.000 After the people on Elon Musk have taken the poll and favored him stepping down, do you think he'll do it?

00:05:02.000 Who could replace him?

00:05:04.000 Who should replace him?

00:05:05.000 Nobody!

00:05:06.000 Comment, like, share, rumble, all of that, because the algorithms right now, they help us reach everybody to let you know about, you know, where we'll be going with Mug Club.

00:05:15.000 You can hit those.

00:05:16.000 You can be generous with those, Toolman.

00:05:18.000 Be polite.

00:05:19.000 That's another rule.

00:05:20.000 Tim!

00:05:21.000 Always be polite.

00:05:22.000 So, all right, really quickly, I will introduce Dave Landau.

00:05:26.000 He's not here right now.

00:05:27.000 You can go to DaveLandau.com.

00:05:28.000 Hopefully, he had people at Syracuse last weekend.

00:05:31.000 They got snowed in.

00:05:32.000 Oh, really?

00:05:33.000 Yeah, it was huge snow.

00:05:34.000 But between New Year's and Christmas, he's somewhere in Ohio.

00:05:37.000 Go to DaveLandau.com.

00:05:38.000 I don't have it in front of me.

00:05:39.000 I think it's Toledo.

00:05:40.000 Is it Toledo?

00:05:41.000 Okay.

00:05:42.000 So that's Gerald A. You hear him.

00:05:43.000 How are you, sir?

00:05:44.000 I'm doing well.

00:05:45.000 How are you?

00:05:46.000 Busy, busy, busy.

00:05:47.000 Yes, we are, baby.

00:05:48.000 And then we have in third chair today, I never called him this.

00:05:49.000 Craw Daddy, how are you?

00:05:50.000 He's never used the term.

00:05:52.000 No, I've always said Pops Crowder. 0.98

00:05:54.000 I think Syracuse snow is deeper than Dave Lando.

00:05:58.000 He has to walk around with a fishing pole tied to his shoulder.

00:06:01.000 Just got a little flag up there.

00:06:02.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:03.000 Ahoy! 0.99

00:06:07.000 So we have so much to get.

00:06:08.000 Hey, show them Superman there.

00:06:10.000 Oh, show them Superman.

00:06:11.000 I was forced to.

00:06:12.000 Yes, that is one thing.

00:06:15.000 People have been asking.

00:06:17.000 Crowdershop.com, that still of course always goes to us and of course as I'll be touring there.

00:06:21.000 Pardon our dust, but before we get on to the news In what has developed over the weekend, I guess in other

00:06:27.000 breaking news Argentina has the world's best gays

00:06:31.000 Hey I

00:06:35.000 I I

00:06:39.000 Naked?

00:06:40.000 Eww.

00:06:40.000 Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!

00:06:43.000 Ew.

00:06:44.000 No, I didn't mean that. 0.66

00:06:45.000 I didn't mean that was the gayest thing.

00:06:47.000 I meant this.

00:06:48.000 No, sorry, I meant this.

00:06:50.000 Or this.

00:06:52.000 Or this.

00:06:52.000 Or I think this.

00:06:55.000 Yeah.

00:06:56.000 By the way, none of those people were touched.

00:06:57.000 No, none of those people were touched.

00:06:59.000 The wind blew.

00:07:02.000 You used to like soccer.

00:07:03.000 Don't try and play like hipster now.

00:07:04.000 I just like it before it's popular.

00:07:06.000 No, listen, I do like soccer.

00:07:07.000 I still like soccer.

00:07:08.000 I hate that component of soccer, and so do most soccer fans.

00:07:11.000 They need to clean it up.

00:07:11.000 Right.

00:07:12.000 They hate it so much that they watch it in record numbers, unless they're women. 1.00

00:07:15.000 They do watch it in record numbers.

00:07:16.000 I even tweeted out about it.

00:07:18.000 They seem more interested in flopping than actually scoring goals.

00:07:20.000 That team lost, by the way, so I was like, yes!

00:07:22.000 Well, we watched it because we have some South American friends in Prada.

00:07:26.000 We watched it.

00:07:28.000 As a guy who played hockey at U of M. Hard to watch.

00:07:32.000 And the stands were empty, Gerald.

00:07:34.000 No they weren't.

00:07:35.000 Oh yes they were!

00:07:36.000 I don't know if that's where the Sheiks go in Qatar and they kept it open for them. 0.99

00:07:39.000 Which game did you guys watch?

00:07:40.000 The final.

00:07:41.000 I would be willing to bet every single dollar.

00:07:45.000 I would bet substantially more than a dollar that most of the stands were empty.

00:07:48.000 We just don't know if it was for Qatar or whatever.

00:07:51.000 Clockboy's family.

00:07:52.000 I have no idea why they were so empty.

00:07:55.000 And we all have to act like we care about this sport.

00:07:57.000 Do you like soccer?

00:07:59.000 Honestly.

00:07:59.000 Football, if you want to do that.

00:08:02.000 Look.

00:08:02.000 Only when it's tough guys.

00:08:03.000 And there's very few of them.

00:08:05.000 You mispronounced none.

00:08:08.000 None.

00:08:09.000 Crud, Eddie, you were watching, right?

00:08:10.000 I know, it's hard.

00:08:11.000 I was watching a fight that same night, or the night before, Sean Strickland vs. Jared Kananir.

00:08:17.000 He took 20 leg kicks in a round.

00:08:19.000 A guy gets a little bit of a cleat to the shin, and he goes, HIIIIII, WHO AM I?

00:08:25.000 And he gets up, and he goes, AH!

00:08:27.000 And then he's right back in the game.

00:08:28.000 It's so funny because if they get the penalty, immediately they're fine.

00:08:32.000 If they don't, they'll roll around for a minute and a half and look up every once in a while like a five-year-old to see if you're actually playing along.

00:08:38.000 I'm saying a sport shouldn't encourage acting courses.

00:08:40.000 It should not.

00:08:41.000 And guys go down all over the field, they do nothing.

00:08:43.000 But when there's a whistle, they'll writhe in pain until there's a decision.

00:08:47.000 Why don't they institute a rule where if you writhe in pain, you have to go off the field?

00:08:47.000 Oh, it's terrible.

00:08:51.000 So they have a simulation rule where you can actually get penalized for that, but they just don't call it enough.

00:08:55.000 Where you're simulating an act like a penalty.

00:08:58.000 And it's like, no, no, you gotta call that. 0.99

00:09:00.000 Like, it sucks. 0.98

00:09:00.000 You just throw them out of the game. 0.98

00:09:01.000 It ruins the game.

00:09:02.000 So it's a game that now includes role-playing?

00:09:04.000 And none of us that have played any contact sports want anyone to play injured.

00:09:04.000 Pretty much.

00:09:08.000 We're not asking them to do that.

00:09:09.000 But really, guys, come on.

00:09:10.000 Just don't be a pansy.

00:09:11.000 Either get off the field.

00:09:12.000 You gotta whisker rub.

00:09:13.000 I mean, it's enough.

00:09:16.000 It's his pink belly. 0.81

00:09:18.000 It was a three day beard.

00:09:22.000 When we go to Mug Club, yeah exactly, when we go to Mug Club, guys pull up, just search worst flops in soccer history. 0.92

00:09:28.000 We can't play because FIFA is also really gay. 1.00

00:09:31.000 Epic. 0.95

00:09:32.000 Like, nobody even comes close to some of these people.

00:09:35.000 They go down like they got shot from the stands.

00:09:37.000 I know.

00:09:38.000 You were watching, going like, gosh, just... Joe Louis left the room.

00:09:41.000 He was ashamed of you.

00:09:41.000 Yes, he was.

00:09:42.000 Yes, he was.

00:09:43.000 You guys gave a snort.

00:09:45.000 One guy was moaning so much he did his fire sound.

00:09:50.000 You can go listen to that test pattern, of course, on audio.

00:09:53.000 Play it again.

00:09:54.000 This is, yeah, play it again.

00:09:55.000 You can get 61 seconds right now if you're...

00:10:00.000 That's pretty epic.

00:10:01.000 There he goes.

00:10:07.000 He's breaking some federal regulations there, for sure.

00:10:09.000 And for people who say, oh, it's because it does not hurt his ears.

00:10:12.000 It's not what's going on.

00:10:13.000 He loves doing it.

00:10:14.000 He will chase fire trucks and do it.

00:10:16.000 He was happy doing it.

00:10:17.000 He was so happy doing it.

00:10:19.000 He scared the hell out of a lady one time. 0.99

00:10:21.000 She said, he's a nice dog.

00:10:22.000 And she was petting him.

00:10:23.000 And as she was petting him, I could hear the fire truck in the distance.

00:10:26.000 But his whole body tenses up.

00:10:28.000 She's petting him.

00:10:30.000 He's on a Brazilian talent show.

00:10:34.000 He would win.

00:10:35.000 We should enter him.

00:10:36.000 Absolutely.

00:10:37.000 He's already been neutered.

00:10:38.000 It's better.

00:10:39.000 He's more in rhythm and beat.

00:10:41.000 The music stuff.

00:10:41.000 I don't know.

00:10:42.000 We weren't going to find you, Mr. Crowder, until we realized your dog was pitch perfect.

00:10:46.000 Yes.

00:10:49.000 And you wonder where I get it.

00:10:51.000 So, we'll take some chats from you here, actually, just here on YouTube.

00:10:55.000 But just so you know, if you're watching today anywhere, we are going to Mug Club Exclusive to get into all the stuff that we couldn't say on YouTube for the year, just to round it out.

00:11:04.000 And of course, we have our Christmas show Wednesday, just so you know, not a dry eye in the room Wednesday.

00:11:08.000 We had to pre-tape it because I did the Santa Crowder, and we give away a lot of checks to some families in need.

00:11:14.000 There's a family that lost a child, and I can't imagine anything tougher, and it feels good to be able to give back.

00:11:22.000 You know, you did that with Hurricane Harvey.

00:11:23.000 You did that with the scholarship in Officer David Dorn's name.

00:11:26.000 You did it last year.

00:11:26.000 We supplied everything that people want.

00:11:29.000 Families need toys, gifts, food, shelter, I think, for some people.

00:11:34.000 And this year, we were able to help a lot of people, and that's entirely because of you over there at Mug Club.

00:11:38.000 Okay, so you know what?

00:11:38.000 Oh, we do?

00:11:39.000 So this is going to be Wednesday.

00:11:40.000 And by the way, I do encourage you to watch this because a lot of the times people say, hey, we want something non-political.

00:11:45.000 We want some... This is just hopefully spreading a little bit of the Christmas spirit, which is what everyone is supposed to be about at this point in time.

00:11:53.000 It's not a hot take.

00:11:54.000 I get it.

00:11:55.000 There's nothing controversial.

00:11:56.000 It's just giving back because you've given to us.

00:11:59.000 You can enjoy this Wednesday.

00:12:00.000 Well, Merry Christmas!

00:12:02.000 We do this here every year at the Ladder with Crowder program.

00:12:06.000 Let's deliver some Christmas joy!

00:12:08.000 It's time for my favorite part in Crowder Gives Back!

00:12:12.000 Santa is going to be sending you a check for $50,000 to help with Gracie and anything that you need here for the rest of the year.

00:12:21.000 To help you reset and to help your family as you get through this Christmas season.

00:12:32.000 Merry Christmas!

00:12:33.000 We'll see you when we see you.

00:12:56.000 That's one for you, Kyle.

00:12:58.000 You saucy boy.

00:12:59.000 Now I'm sounding like a soccer player.

00:13:02.000 I'm saucy.

00:13:04.000 Alright, speaking of things that are entirely reasonable, J.K.

00:13:07.000 Rowling has found herself in the cross trans chest hairs of the left after she funded from her own biological... Wait, hold on a second, let me get this right. 0.73

00:13:19.000 From her own pocket, a biological women only rape help center in Scotland. 0.86

00:13:26.000 Now, just so you know, these used to be known as rape help centers.

00:13:31.000 Now, this has been met with a lot of backlash.

00:13:33.000 The shelter, uh, and it's called Bearer's Place, is only going to be serving, um, you know, uh, cis females.

00:13:41.000 Wim- females. 0.99

00:13:43.000 Nary- Nary a penis to be found, right? 1.00

00:13:45.000 Okay. 0.99

00:13:45.000 Right. 0.99

00:13:46.000 Hair- Yes.

00:13:47.000 Nary.

00:13:47.000 Hairy?

00:13:48.000 Nary?

00:13:49.000 HAIRY!

00:13:50.000 HAIRY!

00:13:52.000 I just watched it last night.

00:13:54.000 I watched the nine series of murders in Home Alone 2 last night.

00:13:58.000 My gosh, that would leave looking like the elephant man.

00:14:06.000 Deformed. 0.77

00:14:07.000 So, of course, look, this would seem like someone we could all be on board with, right?

00:14:11.000 No, Twitter trolls weren't happy.

00:14:13.000 Not only Twitter trolls, but more importantly, reporters.

00:14:15.000 Legitimate publications are mad about a woman funding a rape help center out of her own pocket. 0.91

00:14:21.000 Here you have Queer Thassie said this, excluding trans women from a women's only service is no more okay than excluding lesbian women, women of color, or women with disabilities.

00:14:31.000 Well first off, if it was a lesbian women, like a battered lesbian women's shelter, you just wouldn't have the capacity. 0.97

00:14:37.000 They'd be beating each other up. 0.98

00:14:39.000 Highest domestic abuse rate of any demographic. 0.87

00:14:42.000 So, no more OK than excluding lesbian women, women of color, or women with disabilities. 0.83

00:14:47.000 There's no such thing as sex-based rights.

00:14:49.000 Notice it didn't say gender.

00:14:51.000 Just how there's no ethnicity-based rights.

00:14:54.000 That's the point of equality.

00:14:56.000 No, it's not.

00:14:57.000 She tries to do something good.

00:14:57.000 You know what?

00:14:58.000 She's got this in her past, JK Rowling, right?

00:15:00.000 She's trying to do something good in Edinburgh.

00:15:02.000 She sets it up.

00:15:02.000 Pays from her pocket.

00:15:04.000 This is not a charity.

00:15:05.000 She doesn't even get the tax write-off for this.

00:15:07.000 She takes no donations for this, as we know so far.

00:15:10.000 And people are like, well, that's not inclusive enough.

00:15:12.000 That's not good enough that you're trying to make a difference.

00:15:14.000 Because you don't want anybody to come in there Looking like maybe they haven't fully transitioned and a woman is in there because she's been sexually assaulted and sees somebody coming in the door that looks like maybe one of her attackers. 0.88

00:15:26.000 I'm not saying a trans person attacked, I'm just saying somebody who might still look more like a man than a woman. 1.00

00:15:30.000 There has never been a smaller fringe minority group of people who have more access to everything than right now the transgender movement.

00:15:38.000 Imagine if gun owners could mobilize this effectively.

00:15:42.000 Just think about that for a second.

00:15:44.000 There is literally right now a movement, a protest, to get into a safe space for women who've been raped.

00:15:51.000 And it's a problem.

00:15:53.000 They claim it's a civil rights issue, a human rights issue.

00:15:56.000 Imagine if, you know, freedom of speech advocates, Second Amendment advocates, for crying out loud, your right to privacy, if all of you could mobilize as effectively as biological males who've transitioned to women want to take a dump at Target. 0.71

00:16:10.000 So, here's the nurse, she's going to run a rape kit on you. 1.00

00:16:13.000 Oh my God! 0.93

00:16:16.000 I don't know where to stick it.

00:16:21.000 Good for JK Rowling.

00:16:23.000 Oh my God!

00:16:25.000 Name that movie line, comment below.

00:16:26.000 I changed the name, but the principle is the same.

00:16:29.000 It works.

00:16:29.000 So, on Sunday, a trans gamer by the handle of Jesse Gender Piled on the rowling hate train, this is what this person said.

00:16:42.000 I will not begrudge anyone their love of past works or thing, that's misspelled obviously, they already own that they take comfort in.

00:16:50.000 I own the first nine movies and all seven books myself, but any support of something like Hogwarts Legacy, I believe is the new video game, is harmful.

00:16:59.000 So J.K.

00:16:59.000 Rowling responded to that saying, Jesse Gender, uh, I'm deeply disappointed Jesse Gender doesn't realize pure think is incompatible with owning anything connected with me in any form.

00:17:07.000 The truly righteous wouldn't just burn their books and movies but the local library, anything with an owl on it, and their own pet dogs.

00:17:13.000 Hashtag do better.

00:17:14.000 Now here's the thing, I know you're gonna say, uh, it's just a few Twitter people.

00:17:17.000 Okay.

00:17:18.000 Rowling is not a conservative, she's not right-wing in any capacity at all, just to be clear.

00:17:18.000 And by the way, J.K.

00:17:22.000 Just believes that if you, you know, have a penis and testicles, that you're not a woman. 1.00

00:17:27.000 That's all. 1.00

00:17:29.000 That you're not a female. 0.99

00:17:31.000 I know we're a little bit confused because Admiral Levine first four-star female.

00:17:35.000 Just don't buy the rules that gender and sex are separate. 0.99

00:17:35.000 It's bullcrap. 0.99

00:17:38.000 They don't even believe it themselves. 0.99

00:17:39.000 This is what they write when they're at this point.

00:17:42.000 When they come to that impasse, it really is the same.

00:17:45.000 We want to have access to everything because it's sports.

00:17:48.000 Remember early on?

00:17:48.000 Well, we're not talking about sports.

00:17:49.000 Remember how gender is separate? 0.99

00:17:50.000 That's biological sex. 1.00

00:17:51.000 Well, here we are now.

00:17:52.000 Oh, no, we're not talking about biological women's only.

00:17:54.000 We're not talking about pregnancy tests.

00:17:56.000 Well, that's where we are right now.

00:17:58.000 So the impartial journalists at Forbes Had this to say about the exchange.

00:18:04.000 J.K.

00:18:05.000 Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, has become the most prominent face and voice in the world of anti-trans rhetoric.

00:18:14.000 Anti-trans rhetoric by opening up a rape center for women.

00:18:19.000 Ten sentences!

00:18:24.000 Every good deed goes unpunished, right?

00:18:27.000 No good deed goes unpunished.

00:18:28.000 In her case, every good deed goes punished.

00:18:31.000 Do you want to restate it for the jury?

00:18:33.000 No good deed goes unpunished.

00:18:35.000 Every good deed from J.K.

00:18:36.000 Rowling goes punished.

00:18:37.000 That's why I love you.

00:18:38.000 Is punished.

00:18:39.000 It's punished.

00:18:40.000 It's punishable.

00:18:40.000 And completely privately funded.

00:18:43.000 Yes, it's just like they just signed the marriage equality.

00:18:46.000 Don't you just love how they compare race to gender to sexual preference?

00:18:52.000 Gosh, people who actually push for inter- you know, black people in this country who are discriminated against who push for inter- you guys have- you've got- and gals- have got to be pissed!

00:19:00.000 But by the way, I'm struggling kind of with the procession here. 0.97

00:19:00.000 Pissed! 0.97

00:19:04.000 If a man, horrible person, rapist, tries to rape a transgender person who, when he gets down to the business of- it's terrible, it's still a crime. 1.00

00:19:12.000 In a total hypothetical scenario that has never happened before. 0.99

00:19:15.000 That we've never seen before.

00:19:15.000 There would never be a woman at this rape center, for example, who maybe was sexually assaulted or harassed by a trans man who might want to- Not the other way around, no, no, no.

00:19:22.000 It's never happened.

00:19:23.000 Yeah, never happened in the history of man.

00:19:24.000 What I'm saying is, when he gets down to the undercarriage and sees that the parts aren't compatible to what he thought was going to be there, doesn't... won't they typically... I mean, how do they continue on?

00:19:36.000 What are you asking me, Gerald? 0.89

00:19:38.000 I'm saying if you got sword fighting going on there, like, wouldn't a rapist who's trying to rape somebody who looks like a woman and finds out she's not a woman, wouldn't he probably rethink? 0.82

00:19:47.000 I mean, he's not gonna be like, well, I got this far.

00:19:50.000 I don't know about if they're going to think.

00:19:52.000 So here's the facts, by the way, on JK Rowling.

00:19:56.000 JK Rowling, not conservative at all, just to be clear.

00:19:59.000 She has an unbelievable History of leaning left so including by the way making her 1.00

00:20:05.000 characters more inclusive more diverse Harmony is now black now. I don't have a problem with that.

00:20:10.000 I'm not saying like no one is black because I don't care I'm an adult. I don't watch those movies, but

00:20:14.000 She even made Dumbledore and more offensive Dumbledore played by Jude Law 1.00

00:20:20.000 Who by the way could could make a lot of straight men question themselves, but she even made Dumbledore

00:20:26.000 gay When I was young I was committed to me to us

00:20:33.000 Yeah I went along because... Because?

00:20:43.000 Because I was in love with you.

00:20:47.000 Then they role-played as the prisoners of Azkaban.

00:20:50.000 Should have seen where they stuffed... Toby!

00:20:54.000 PUT ME UNDER THE STAIRS! 0.97

00:20:56.000 PUT ME UNDER THE STAIRS! 0.97

00:20:57.000 HELP! 0.98

00:20:58.000 IT'S COMING US!

00:20:59.000 Look, the point is that Kate Dumbledore's gay, Hermione's black, and she's like, and you know, I just think that women should have a space, you know, uh... Because, look, look, let's just go through, the Left always talks about, you know, they use the term trigger warning.

00:21:09.000 Okay, trigger warning, being triggered is an actual psychological term, and I hate that it's sort of been used, because there are people, for example, very tough guys, coming back from war, Marines, where their PTSD can actually be triggered, right, from a traumatic event. 0.98

00:21:24.000 If your traumatic event involves being sexually assaulted, right, with the tool primarily being used, a penis, it would make sense that you wouldn't want penises around these women when they require a safe space. 0.96

00:21:36.000 That's fair. 0.99

00:21:37.000 That would be a legitimate trigger. 0.99

00:21:39.000 A penis trigger. 1.00

00:21:42.000 So no penises. 1.00

00:21:43.000 That's all. 0.99

00:21:44.000 Penistry environment. 1.00

00:21:44.000 There you go. 1.00

00:21:45.000 Seems like a good policy.

00:21:46.000 It would seem like a reasonable policy.

00:21:48.000 But that's me.

00:21:49.000 Mr. Old Fashioned.

00:21:52.000 And in light of, of course, the anti-trans comments, unfortunately, this is why you don't bend the knee to the mob, Rowling's latest adjustment does seem a little bit... I think it might be tongue-in-cheek.

00:22:02.000 If it is, it's mean-spirited.

00:22:04.000 Rowling announced that she'll be remaking the entire Harry Potter series and that the role of Voldemort now will be cast as Caitlyn Jenner.

00:22:10.000 So that is... Oh!

00:22:14.000 Don't say my name! 0.79

00:22:19.000 You do a pretty good Caitlyn Jenner there, crawdaddy.

00:22:21.000 You forced me to dress that way, that's why.

00:22:23.000 No, I was just believable.

00:22:25.000 I was passable.

00:22:26.000 Give us your Caitlyn Jenner.

00:22:28.000 Am I size 13 triple E?

00:22:31.000 You chose to make it the Sharon Stone Caitlyn Jenner, that was your call.

00:22:34.000 Anyone need some Alaskan king crab crack?

00:22:40.000 It's a woman of the year crab cracker. 0.97

00:22:43.000 And probably the most incredible athlete of the 70s.

00:22:46.000 I know.

00:22:46.000 It's so amazing.

00:22:47.000 She won those gold medals.

00:22:49.000 You know what?

00:22:50.000 A woman in a sea of men. 0.99

00:22:52.000 She blew past that glass ceiling.

00:22:56.000 I don't think that's how it works, but okay.

00:22:57.000 That is how it works.

00:22:58.000 Fine.

00:22:59.000 Here's the thing, it doesn't work consistently at all.

00:23:01.000 Caitlyn Jenner didn't win a medal, but Elliot Page has all the IMDB credits.

00:23:06.000 How is any of this consistent?

00:23:08.000 So how about this?

00:23:09.000 Until you figure it out, A rape kit and, of course, a rape center or a battered women's shelter should be for biological females. 1.00

00:23:18.000 How about that?

00:23:19.000 Until you figure it out.

00:23:20.000 Until everything is consistent.

00:23:22.000 Caitlyn Jenner has the medals, just like Elliot Page has the IMDb credits.

00:23:26.000 Until everything lines up and is consistently addressed.

00:23:30.000 Okay, there need to be places for women only. 1.00

00:23:32.000 And by the way, for men only.

00:23:34.000 The only problem is there's no men's curbs.

00:23:36.000 I mean, it just becomes a Fauci bathhouse.

00:23:38.000 There's no way to do men-only spaces these days without it just getting away from you.

00:23:41.000 Or it could be, whatever, the Argentina Soccer Club.

00:23:43.000 That way, well, I wouldn't call those men.

00:23:45.000 So, alright, let's take a chat or two.

00:23:45.000 No.

00:23:47.000 And by the way, again, If you did enter in your email, I would ask that you enter it in, again, just for security, right?

00:23:56.000 HavingRedundanciesHelps at MugClubForever.com.

00:24:00.000 Uh, and we'll get, let's take a chat, uh, first, and then we'll get back to that.

00:24:04.000 Yeah, so we asked this, uh, last show, but we're getting a ton of repeat questions, so I just wanted to put it out there again.

00:24:04.000 Okay.

00:24:10.000 Chicken Strangler and someone named Christo Y both want to know, where are all the old videos going to be available for future viewing?

00:24:17.000 I'm letting my blaze expire, but will old episodes ban content transferred to the new location when it's decided?

00:24:21.000 Oh, yeah, so look, we're going to have, uh, obviously we have the episodes wherever Mug Club ends up being, uh, when, where, and if.

00:24:28.000 And again, this is why you're signing up at MugClubForever.com.

00:24:32.000 We... I say MugClub, but of course, Ladder with Crowder, and on YouTube, nothing's changing.

00:24:35.000 So just to be clear on the...

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00:24:52.000 So, no, it's not a newsletter.

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00:25:00.000 Do not enter your email in at MugClubForever.com, to be clear, unless you are in Mug... Yes, just for Mug Club when it relaunches, louder with Crowder and people who want the additional hour show every day.

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00:25:26.000 And look, this is going to tell us how big we do it and the scope of what it is that we do.

00:25:32.000 Live shows?

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00:25:37.000 MugClubForever.com and go to the audio one last time.

00:25:41.000 Hit the 61 second test signal so we know you're subscribed on audio.

00:25:49.000 And I hate to, I hate to, like, be redundant with these plugs, but you know the way the internet is.

00:25:54.000 Some of you are on Instagram, some of you are on Twitter, some of you... So the email is the best place, and then audio.

00:25:58.000 I may do some things while I'm on the road during this time.

00:26:01.000 Look, don't know... It's not going to be very long, but it's going to take a little bit of time.

00:26:07.000 And now, because of where we are this week, and we just want to hit the purge button.

00:26:12.000 Yeah, just a little bit.

00:26:13.000 It's time to, uh, uh, it's time to, to, to go off YouTube and, uh, and, and let's, let's do the segment, You Can't Say That on YouTube.

00:26:27.000 Okay.

00:26:27.000 All right.

Louder with Crowder - December 19, 2022

THIS WOULD NEVER BE ALLOWED ON YOUTUBE... #MugClubForever | Louder with Crowder

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