Louder with Crowder - February 06, 2024


Trans Felon & Namesake of Colorado’s Controversial Bill Hosted Drag Event Featuring 14-Year-Old!


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On this week's episode of the Wet Bandit, the crew talks about the Grammys, college campuses, and more. Plus, a new Moth Club exclusive with an exclusive with a drag show hosted by a drag queen.

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00:00:00.000 🎵 Outro Music 🎵 Two.
00:00:27.000 Three.
00:00:28.000 Jump with me.
00:00:29.000 Flip flops with me.
00:00:32.000 Fall with me.
00:00:32.000 It's such fun.
00:00:34.000 Jump with me.
00:00:34.000 Good morning!
00:00:37.000 Flip flops with me.
00:00:39.000 Jump.
00:00:39.000 Jump with me, sit cross with me, oh with me, can you, such fun, jump with me, sit cross
00:00:50.000 with me, jump oh with me, me.
00:00:54.000 Great big hit, I'm playing like you're on, mm-hmm-hmm, The slavery was okay, I'm playing music, and good,
00:01:03.000 But if you're great big hit, I'm playing like you're on, mm-hmm-hmm, Great big hit, I'm playing music each day, each day.
00:01:12.000 Jump with me, sit cross with me, oh with me, can you, such fun,
00:01:22.000 mm-hmm, with me, one, sit cross with me, jump oh with me.
00:01:31.000 This is all so much fun! Mm-hmm-hmm!
00:01:36.000 Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Music each day is a dope hit.
00:01:39.000 Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Lights your life, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
00:01:43.000 Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Music each day is useful and dumb. 0.99
00:01:48.000 Gimme, gimme, gimme! 0.99
00:02:05.000 I can't even see anything, I'm screwed! 0.84
00:02:07.000 This isn't funny, I won't do it!
00:02:08.000 Cable, print, and big tech.
00:02:10.000 The media lies all day.
00:02:12.000 Lie harder!
00:02:13.000 Lie faster!
00:02:14.000 Aren't we supposed to know what the truth is anymore?
00:02:16.000 Truth is irrelevant.
00:02:18.000 Obfuscation is key.
00:02:20.000 Is it all funny news, Wonka?
00:02:22.000 They think I'm gonna be sick. 1.00
00:02:24.000 Oh, now he's brought out the black homosexual! 1.00
00:02:26.000 Dan Jones! 1.00
00:02:28.000 Now I am gonna be sick!
00:02:30.000 It's the DNC's poor boy!
00:02:36.000 More people are coming on college campuses faster.
00:02:38.000 Let's cry.
00:02:39.000 They won't tell you which lies they will be spreading.
00:02:44.000 There's no knowing where they're going or who they're deplatforming.
00:02:52.000 Are they lying or just bending?
00:02:58.000 Doesn't matter once it's trending.
00:03:03.000 Ha-ha! 1.00
00:03:04.000 Not a shred of truth is showing.
00:03:07.000 From the investigations ongoing, are the overlords still eyeing, accusing the president of spying?
00:03:15.000 Yes!
00:03:15.000 The content they keep demonetizing for big tech keeps on lying!
00:03:21.000 But we're certainly not crying, because through Moth Club, they are dying! 1.00
00:03:28.000 Zach!
00:03:28.000 What I can tell you is that there was an incident that involved a student and I won't
00:03:52.000 get into the specifics of that.
00:03:53.000 of the year.
00:03:58.000 And so both schools have a full-time school resource officer.
00:04:01.000 Okay.
00:04:02.000 Alright, so you're just saying the difference is, cops came, there was more of a scene, so you want to let people know.
00:04:07.000 with this one there wasn't that same scene so you just didn't feel necessary to basically
00:04:11.000 just scare people i guess or alert you know something like that sure
00:04:17.000 so so
00:04:44.000 jenny Hey, you'll never guess who was arrested at the Grammys for
00:05:14.000 assault.
00:05:15.000 Killer Mike! 0.53
00:05:20.000 It's an honorary title.
00:05:22.000 Yes.
00:05:24.000 Lots to get to today.
00:05:24.000 Not anymore.
00:05:28.000 We're the wet bandits.
00:05:30.000 Let's hit the rundown really quickly.
00:05:32.000 We have a few stories to get to. 0.98
00:05:34.000 We have one mayor claiming that he can't do anything because he's black, and another mayor claiming he can do everything because he's black. 0.83
00:05:39.000 We have an exclusive here, a Mug Club exclusive, Tierra's Law. 0.75
00:05:42.000 Are you familiar with it?
00:05:44.000 It has to do with transgender individuals changing their names legally, which will make their rap sheet disappear. 0.92
00:05:51.000 And we have an exclusive with an underage drag show. 0.52
00:05:54.000 I will say the namesake of this law.
00:05:57.000 Who's typing so loud?
00:05:58.000 Are you angry at your keyboard?
00:05:59.000 Someone's mad at their keyboard.
00:06:02.000 And then we also have a tough on crime policy wins in El Salvador.
00:06:04.000 There's a trend in Latin America.
00:06:06.000 You saw what happened with Argentina.
00:06:07.000 That's why I said Latin America.
00:06:09.000 Afuera! 0.99
00:06:10.000 Central America, South America, I understand.
00:06:11.000 So we're going to be talking about a lot of that here today.
00:06:14.000 And we have an exclusive tomorrow on Mug Club Undercover that does relate to this.
00:06:19.000 And that's all I can say.
00:06:21.000 That's all I can say.
00:06:22.000 My question, I guess, to you is, if you were going to transform a third world country, what's the first thing you would tackle?
00:06:28.000 I would be all the murder.
00:06:31.000 Mike's yeah killer Mike's killer Mike's number two yeah I know but you know I was using it's a synonym ah synonym ah thank you not to be confused with an antonym which is peaceful Mike why would you confuse innocent Mike off of the top of the show not guilty Mike oh lord these are not good rap names arrested as a gray how are you number two Captain Morgan doing well how are you I didn't give you much cover there I couldn't, my ears are, I still have this, this virus thing, have you guys had this?
00:06:56.000 It just keeps lasting, like the coughing and the ears.
00:06:58.000 It's long-term.
00:06:59.000 I don't know, it sounds like maybe you guys have a lot of, like a little bit of your mica condensed?
00:07:03.000 Is it, no?
00:07:03.000 Not really.
00:07:03.000 Compressor?
00:07:04.000 No?
00:07:04.000 Alright.
00:07:05.000 When you hear this, you know I'm gonna love him.
00:07:09.000 In third chair, we thank him first, and then you cough.
00:07:11.000 Is it subliminal?
00:07:13.000 Wow.
00:07:14.000 Friday, March 1st, he's going to be in Des Moines, Iowa.
00:07:17.000 But, he's funny.
00:07:20.000 Josh Feierstein.
00:07:21.000 I'm good, I like Des Moines.
00:07:23.000 You know what?
00:07:24.000 I'm a little sad, actually.
00:07:26.000 Toby Keith died today.
00:07:27.000 I know.
00:07:28.000 Wait, really?
00:07:29.000 Yeah, Patriot.
00:07:30.000 Global War on Terror's greatest ally.
00:07:32.000 Yes, he was.
00:07:32.000 Yes.
00:07:32.000 That's right.
00:07:33.000 I get fired up every time I hear that song.
00:07:35.000 So sad.
00:07:35.000 He should have been a cowboy.
00:07:36.000 He should have been a cowboy.
00:07:38.000 Well, we'll pour out some beer for his horses.
00:07:41.000 Yeah, not whiskey for his men, though.
00:07:42.000 I think that's what got him, though.
00:07:43.000 I have a lot of whiskey girls out there, from what I understand. 1.00
00:07:47.000 His ex-girlfriend, unfortunately, got the last laugh. 0.99
00:07:49.000 She said, how do you like me now?
00:07:49.000 Really?
00:07:50.000 And we said, that's distasteful.
00:07:52.000 Oh, jeez.
00:07:53.000 Come on.
00:07:54.000 He's not playing on your radio.
00:07:55.000 No, he's not playing on your radio.
00:07:56.000 Well, he probably is today, actually.
00:07:57.000 Yes.
00:07:58.000 Well, you know.
00:07:59.000 Turn on your 99.5 The Wolf The Bull.
00:08:02.000 Raging Cajun, whatever station you listen to.
00:08:04.000 Yeah.
00:08:04.000 Tune in.
00:08:05.000 That guy did a lot of good.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 Some Kobe Keith, you know.
00:08:10.000 I love this bar.
00:08:12.000 All right.
00:08:13.000 If at some point today, and this will happen today, when we talk about Tierra's Law, if you are familiar, 100%, okay?
00:08:19.000 It's a live show, by the way.
00:08:19.000 Weekdays, 10 a.m.
00:08:20.000 Eastern.
00:08:20.000 You should be watching on Rumble, just to be clear, if you're on Mug Club.
00:08:23.000 But if you're on YouTube and you see this, Head on over to Rumble, because we were trying to navigate this, we just said, you know what?
00:08:34.000 There's no way.
00:08:34.000 Strike, no strike at this point.
00:08:36.000 Come on.
00:08:37.000 There is no strike, I guess, only strike can do.
00:08:43.000 I hate you for that.
00:08:44.000 Well, no, that's why we're going to dump it.
00:08:45.000 We have to dump it.
00:08:46.000 Dump it.
00:08:48.000 We will.
00:08:49.000 There's only one part of the story.
00:08:49.000 I said dump it.
00:08:51.000 All right, so before we get to any of that, hey, you've heard of identity politics?
00:08:54.000 Of course you have.
00:08:56.000 Chicago mayor, you know, Brandon Johnson, by the way, he's like, remember Lori Lightfoot, you know, looked like the Simpsons fish?
00:09:01.000 Well then there's Brandon Johnson is now in.
00:09:04.000 And he told, this is a nice contrast with him and then the New York City mayor, they're both black guys.
00:09:11.000 So the Chicago mayor- Is that the news?
00:09:13.000 Told his constituents- That he couldn't right now focus on illegal immigration because... He has a black wife. 0.98
00:09:23.000 I have children who attend schools who have soccer games, y'all. 0.81
00:09:26.000 You know, you all are asking me as if I'm not a parent in this city.
00:09:30.000 I get it, I'm mayor.
00:09:32.000 I get it.
00:09:32.000 But you're asking me to give you a date and I have to court... Do you understand that you have not had a mayor like me?
00:09:38.000 I get that.
00:09:39.000 I have a wife, I have children, they have schedules.
00:09:42.000 And plus, we still have public safety that we have to address.
00:09:45.000 We still have the unhoused that we have to address.
00:09:47.000 I still have a budget that I have to address. 0.60
00:09:49.000 And I'm doing all of that with a black wife raising three black children on the west side of the city of Chicago. 0.91
00:09:54.000 I am going to the border as soon as possible. 0.94
00:09:57.000 A couple of things.
00:09:58.000 First off, he knows how to say asking.
00:10:01.000 He said it correctly the second time.
00:10:05.000 And the black lady behind him.
00:10:07.000 Can you play the end of that clip again? 0.99
00:10:08.000 Once you say, I have a black wife, she does this. 1.00
00:10:10.000 She goes, like the grandma on Family Matters. 0.92
00:10:12.000 She goes, what?
00:10:13.000 She looks like the grandma on Family Matters.
00:10:14.000 Watch her face.
00:10:14.000 We still have the unanswered that we have to address.
00:10:16.000 I still have a budget that I have to address.
00:10:18.000 And I'm doing all of that with a black wife raising three black children on the west side of the city of Chicago. 0.90
00:10:23.000 I'm going to the border as soon as possible. 0.98
00:10:26.000 She drops the chin like, mmm, Lisa's not a white wife. 1.00
00:10:30.000 By the way, at the same time, ish, ish. 1.00
00:10:35.000 It's like the Spider-Verse, only of asshole mayors. 1.00
00:10:38.000 The New York City Mayor, Eric Adams, he can do everything because of black. 1.00
00:10:45.000 Stand up, they need to see you.
00:10:46.000 Deputy Mayor Williams-Eyson, Deputy Mayor Mira Josie, Deputy Mayor Amazar, Deputy Mayor Maria Torres-Springer.
00:10:52.000 How many deputies you got?
00:10:53.000 I know, right?
00:10:54.000 Come on now, Sheriff.
00:10:55.000 Have you ever seen this much chocolate lead in the city of New York?
00:11:01.000 Because that's all that matters.
00:11:08.000 That's why people are hating on me!
00:11:11.000 To be fair, just again, context matters, he was pointing to the Hudson River where we saw Augustus Gloop.
00:11:18.000 So he was, yeah, look, he was... Oh, chocolate everywhere.
00:11:22.000 That's not chocolate, kid. 0.99
00:11:23.000 So you have Chicago mayor, can't do it because black. 1.00
00:11:26.000 New York City mayor, can do because black. 0.97
00:11:29.000 And then, you know, former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who also said something about black people.
00:11:36.000 I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
00:11:42.000 I now officially work for you.
00:11:45.000 There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
00:11:48.000 Sorry, right clip. 1.00
00:11:50.000 Both those mayors just suck, dude. 0.98
00:11:53.000 But hey, you want to see my latest screen test? 0.99
00:11:57.000 Sure, what film?
00:11:58.000 Palette Cleanser?
00:11:58.000 What film this time?
00:12:00.000 This time I'm trying out for, I auditioned for Die Hard, but not the lead role.
00:12:04.000 It's a supporting role.
00:12:05.000 It's Sergeant Al Powell.
00:12:11.000 Hey.
00:12:12.000 How you doing?
00:12:13.000 Hey.
00:12:14.000 You're reading for Officer Powell from Die Hard.
00:12:15.000 I'm Josh.
00:12:16.000 Great.
00:12:17.000 So what got you off the street, Al?
00:12:19.000 You like lousy coffee or what?
00:12:21.000 Guess I couldn't do what I had to do out there anymore.
00:12:28.000 At least not out there.
00:12:29.000 I, uh... I had an accident.
00:12:34.000 The way you drive, I can see why. 0.97
00:12:39.000 I shot a kid.
00:12:42.000 Why are you smiling? 0.87
00:12:44.000 Oh, sorry.
00:12:45.000 I didn't realize it.
00:12:46.000 I guess I'm just happy to be here.
00:12:47.000 I'm sorry.
00:12:48.000 Can you read the line one more time for me?
00:12:50.000 Sorry, I just gotta get into character.
00:12:52.000 The way you drive, I can see why. 0.53
00:12:54.000 I shot a dog. 0.73
00:12:58.000 The way you drive, I can see why. 0.99
00:13:00.000 I shot a kid. 0.87
00:13:01.000 He's smiling again! 0.93
00:13:04.000 Okay, okay, okay.
00:13:07.000 I ate a dog. 0.97
00:13:09.000 I shot a kid. 0.98
00:13:10.000 I shot a kid. 0.83
00:13:13.000 Eleven years ago, oh it was dark. 0.62
00:13:17.000 He was big for his age. 0.98
00:13:20.000 Damn Ray Gunn looked real enough. 0.99
00:13:22.000 I had all the right excuses. 1.00
00:13:24.000 Damn Ray Gunn looked real enough, big for his age. 0.99
00:13:26.000 This sounds like I'm a racist cop. 0.99
00:13:27.000 Am I playing a racist cop? 0.98
00:13:29.000 I should probably get like a black guy to do this. 1.00
00:13:31.000 It'd make more sense, I think.
00:13:33.000 Anyway, you want me to go again?
00:13:34.000 No.
00:13:35.000 Oh.
00:13:36.000 I don't know how you keep auditioning for films that have already taken place.
00:13:39.000 Oh, they're rebooting them.
00:13:40.000 Oh, they're rebooting them.
00:13:41.000 They're rebooting them.
00:13:41.000 It's like a remake.
00:13:42.000 Yeah, they're going to put them on, I don't know, what network?
00:13:44.000 Roku or something?
00:13:45.000 Yeah, Pluto.
00:13:46.000 Roku has a network.
00:13:48.000 You can comment below.
00:13:48.000 What film do you want to see Josh spice up next?
00:13:52.000 Yeah, they're doing all kinds of films.
00:13:54.000 Pretty much any film, I can make them reboot it.
00:13:56.000 And we have the Truck Giveaway.
00:13:57.000 It ends on February 29th.
00:13:58.000 You can go to CrowderShop.com.
00:13:59.000 We're also giving away $10,000 cash.
00:14:01.000 Brand new Ford Raptor right now as we are discussing this breaking news.
00:14:04.000 Let's go to CNN.
00:14:05.000 Nothing up our sleeves.
00:14:06.000 Of course, we are live.
00:14:09.000 You just got the appeals court ruled that Trump does not have presidential immunity in 2020.
00:14:13.000 Is that what's going on there?
00:14:14.000 So he has all of the legal defenses of any other defendant there.
00:14:17.000 But this is news.
00:14:19.000 This is brand new.
00:14:21.000 We kind of expected this, though.
00:14:22.000 We expected the appeals court to come back.
00:14:24.000 Trump wanted it to go directly to the Supreme Court.
00:14:26.000 The Supreme Court wanted the appeals court to kind of let it go through the regular process.
00:14:30.000 Right, so right now you're gonna see Democrats doing a victory lap saying Trump cannot have any presidential immunity that was his soul like I was the president United States I have immunity blah blah blah claim to all of this and they're saying right now that no he doesn't so these guys are gonna be talking about this and well the appeals court is saying that One might almost argue that President Trump, some people say former president, some people say sitting president, I say sitting president.
00:14:54.000 Some might argue that he actually has a far better chance at a favorable ruling with the Supreme Court.
00:15:00.000 You know, one would think, instead of, what is it, this is the D.C.
00:15:04.000 appeals?
00:15:04.000 Yeah, of course, these guys hate Trump.
00:15:07.000 There's an argument to be made.
00:15:09.000 I'm not making it, some do though.
00:15:11.000 Calm down.
00:15:12.000 This isn't over.
00:15:13.000 No.
00:15:13.000 This is far from over.
00:15:15.000 First off, it's not over.
00:15:16.000 He could have presidential immunity.
00:15:18.000 And second, it doesn't matter. 1.00
00:15:19.000 He still may beat their ass. 0.99
00:15:21.000 So it's just, don't be a defeatist. 1.00
00:15:23.000 We expected this with this court.
00:15:25.000 It's unfortunate, but your ruling, it can depend on the court.
00:15:29.000 It can depend on the judge.
00:15:30.000 Of course, if you're talking juries, but it can depend on the mood that day.
00:15:34.000 If you have precedent, or precedents depending on what we're discussing here, both are legal
00:15:37.000 terms that can go either way and a judge can make a decision.
00:15:40.000 That happens all the time.
00:15:41.000 Yeah, and I hope if they're going to convict him of something, I hope it happens like two
00:15:45.000 weeks before the election, doesn't affect anything, he becomes president on day one
00:15:49.000 and he's like, guess who I'm pardoning?
00:15:52.000 Me!
00:15:53.000 Yes!
00:15:54.000 And Lil Wayne.
00:15:56.000 It'd be so funny if he didn't pardon himself.
00:15:57.000 Killer Mike! 0.53
00:15:59.000 Not a killer! 0.98
00:16:00.000 Bring in a giant mugshot for the Oval Office.
00:16:05.000 That's his portrait.
00:16:07.000 By the way, speaking of CNN, look at his face!
00:16:09.000 CNN, this lady... Tell me this doesn't look like this. 1.00
00:16:09.000 Look at his face! 1.00
00:16:14.000 What the heck is that? 0.87
00:16:14.000 What? 0.87
00:16:15.000 That doesn't look right.
00:16:16.000 That's in a primarily agrarian ecosystem.
00:16:19.000 What did he just put up?
00:16:20.000 A farm?
00:16:21.000 Look up, lady. 0.99
00:16:22.000 What the heck?
00:16:23.000 Do we have the side by side? 0.66
00:16:24.000 Are we a professional organization or not?
00:16:26.000 That's the same image!
00:16:27.000 What the heck is going on?
00:16:29.000 This is great to lead into our exclusive of sex offenders. 0.97
00:16:32.000 Alright, whatever.
00:16:33.000 Do we have it or no?
00:16:35.000 We do have it, it's just, it's not bringing the image that he has to the table.
00:16:38.000 Admonish!
00:16:39.000 Why do we have an image of a farm with no context anyway?
00:16:42.000 That's the background of his desktop.
00:16:44.000 Tim, it is soothing.
00:16:45.000 Admonish.
00:16:46.000 Why do you have a farm background?
00:16:47.000 You don't farm!
00:16:49.000 I don't know that much about the... Here, I'm admonished.
00:16:49.000 You're not a farmer!
00:16:54.000 Not on you!
00:16:55.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get that on the monitor.
00:16:57.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77
00:16:58.000 There you go.
00:16:59.000 That's better.
00:17:00.000 Alright.
00:17:01.000 This is off to a great start.
00:17:02.000 I still don't see your overlay yet.
00:17:03.000 Okay, alright, fine.
00:17:04.000 Once you see it, it won't be worth it.
00:17:05.000 Fine, whatever.
00:17:06.000 Okay, so here's something that we have here.
00:17:10.000 Are you familiar with Tierra's Law?
00:17:12.000 Okay, and we have an exclusive here, an exclusive footage to some people who've worked here at Mug Club Undercover, and we have an exclusive story tomorrow.
00:17:19.000 Can't fill you in on all of it because it may tip our hand a little bit, but it ties in.
00:17:25.000 So, there's a new bill that has been proposed in Colorado, okay?
00:17:29.000 It's HB 1071.
00:17:30.000 Now, this is known as Tierra's Law, and we'll get into who Tierra is, I'm sure you can guess.
00:17:37.000 It's not okay.
00:17:39.000 It's not what you would picture primarily as a tiara in your mind, unless... Princess?
00:17:43.000 You know exactly where this is going.
00:17:45.000 So this bill would allow transgender felons to change their name for a good cause.
00:17:51.000 This is legal jargon you need not concern yourself with.
00:17:55.000 Here's a clip.
00:17:56.000 Democratic State Representative Lorena Garcia introduced HB 1071.
00:18:00.000 It clarifies in state law that if someone has a felony and they're also trans, they can get their name changed if the court allows it.
00:18:08.000 If people get their name changed, whether they're trans or not, their criminal record
00:18:15.000 still is attached to their social security number, to who they are, to their whatever
00:18:20.000 identifying factors.
00:18:21.000 So, I'm going to play a little bit of that.
00:21:53.000 Let me read this from colorado.gov.
00:21:55.000 It says the bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:21:58.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:00.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:02.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:04.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:06.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:08.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:10.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:12.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:14.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:16.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:18.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:20.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:22.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:24.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:26.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:28.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:30.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:32.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:34.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:36.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:38.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:40.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:42.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:44.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:46.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:48.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:50.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:52.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:54.000 ...and that's not true.
00:22:56.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:22:58.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:00.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:02.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:04.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:06.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:08.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:10.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:12.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:14.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:16.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:18.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:19.000 So, I'm going to go ahead and get started.
00:23:19.000 go ahead and get started.
00:23:20.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:22.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:24.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:26.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:28.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:30.000 ...and that's not true.
00:23:32.000 The bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
00:23:34.000 ...and that's not true.
00:25:30.000 in Colorado.
00:25:31.000 She's a performer. 0.56
00:25:33.000 She's also a convicted felon. 0.99
00:25:35.000 So in Florida, when you have three of a similar charge, whether they're misdemeanors, if they're misdemeanors, and they're three of a similar charge, they become a felony charge.
00:25:46.000 So that's where my felony came from, was from being a sex worker.
00:25:53.000 And having three different charges for that.
00:25:57.000 Kelly says that felony conviction changed her world.
00:26:00.000 As she began to transition, a piece of her past always stayed.
00:26:04.000 her legal name.
00:26:06.000 So, let's get started.
00:26:08.000 So, so
00:26:12.000 So So
00:26:27.000 ahead and start with the video.
00:26:34.000 So, I'm going to go ahead and start with the video.
00:29:25.000 Allegedly.
00:29:25.000 No.
00:29:26.000 The Nashville PD?
00:29:26.000 What about Nashville?
00:29:27.000 You can't say this, you can't say that because it's gonna tip our hand and then you know someone's gonna sue us.
00:29:29.000 It's a pretty big story.
00:29:31.000 Have we been sued by BlackRock?
00:29:33.000 No.
00:29:35.000 Allegedly.
00:29:37.000 What about Nashville? The Nashville PD? The mayor?
00:29:39.000 Uh, they'll get on that.
00:29:41.000 Okay, they'll get on that, just to be clear.
00:29:42.000 They still have to reinstate some officers.
00:29:44.000 Without you, none of this happens.
00:29:45.000 By the way, you can send your tips to LWCtips at lottowithcreditor.com.
00:29:49.000 Encrypted tip line, we will go to jail to protect our sources.
00:29:52.000 None of this investigative journalism happens without you.
00:29:54.000 We are incredibly appreciative.
00:29:56.000 And, uh, hey.
00:29:58.000 Pretty good batting average.
00:30:00.000 some music.
00:30:07.000 I'm going to play a little bit of the song.
00:36:03.000 Do an incident.
00:36:05.000 That's all I can say.
00:36:06.000 It's an incident.
00:36:07.000 It's an incident.
00:36:07.000 Okay.
00:36:08.000 We will be sending out to you by the way.
00:36:09.000 We know it'll be throttled.
00:36:10.000 We know that we so you can join the Mug Club. 0.99
00:36:13.000 We'll rely on you to be getting it out there because if we get it out, it's probably gonna be taken down.
00:36:17.000 We know that.
00:36:17.000 One more thing about this case like we're this is not we're not done with this.
00:36:21.000 No.
00:36:21.000 Like, this is a law that's in Colorado right now being considered, or I'm sorry, a bill being considered in Colorado.
00:36:26.000 Think about every other leftist state, but if you think you're safe because you're in a Republican-ish state, you're not.
00:36:31.000 We are partnering with other groups, I can't say any more than that, in Colorado right now to make sure that we expose this and that we get people mobilized.
00:36:39.000 If they're going to have people out there trying to get you arrested for protesting,
00:36:42.000 you're going to have all the support we can possibly provide to make.
00:36:44.000 So, thank you.
00:37:04.000 Thank you.
00:39:41.000 Do you guys, I wanted to talk about the El Salvador election, okay, just to be clear, but what I actually want to do is read this childhood book, Hooper Humperdink, and I think we could do the El Salvador. 0.90
00:39:52.000 You guys let me know because this is the meanest, Shit. 0.85
00:39:57.000 I was reading it to my children. 1.00
00:39:58.000 Apparently this book is worth like a thousand bucks.
00:40:00.000 This is bigger than El Salvadorians? 1.00
00:40:02.000 I just, you know, it's been on my heart, it's been on my mind, and I think that El Salvador is still going to be there tomorrow.
00:40:07.000 Yeah.
00:40:08.000 El Salvador might be there tomorrow.
00:40:10.000 Yeah, it might not.
00:40:11.000 This guy's doing some pretty good work, so I think it'll be there.
00:40:13.000 You want to do it tomorrow?
00:40:15.000 Yeah, I mean, you know.
00:40:16.000 This is weird.
00:40:16.000 We're going to take a flyer.
00:40:17.000 Look, go with me on this, okay?
00:40:21.000 Tomorrow.
00:40:22.000 Tomorrow we have another- Our overlay machine is working.
00:40:24.000 Oh, so we can't do this?
00:40:26.000 I'll try to get them in here when we piss off YouTube.
00:40:30.000 Well, I know, but I was gonna start it now before we- Oh, start it now?
00:40:32.000 Okay.
00:40:33.000 The overlay machine isn't working?
00:40:33.000 Wow.
00:40:33.000 Yeah.
00:40:35.000 No.
00:40:36.000 Well then- I'm tried right now.
00:40:37.000 I guess do we think the just I'm trying to figure out the best thing to do here because half of our machinery doesn't
00:40:42.000 work Lady all right. Yes. She's the full thing. That's 1.00
00:41:03.000 resting felon face Let's see what they're talking about.
00:41:06.000 Donald Trump.
00:41:07.000 We are getting new reaction from the Trump camp.
00:41:10.000 Let's get right to Kristen Holmes for that. 0.99
00:41:12.000 Kristen, what are you hearing?
00:41:14.000 Yeah John, we finally got a statement here and notably they do say that they are going to appeal and appeal quickly.
00:41:19.000 This is the statement from Trump campaign spokesperson Stephen Chong.
00:41:22.000 He says, if immunity is not granted to a president, every future president who leaves office will
00:41:27.000 be immediately indicted by the opposing party.
00:41:30.000 Circuit Court.
00:41:31.000 Right.
00:41:31.000 D.C.
00:41:32.000 One of my least favorite of the circuit courts.
00:41:32.000 I confirmed it.
00:41:32.000 Circuit Court.
00:41:35.000 Yeah.
00:41:35.000 Jack Smith's prosecution of President Trump for his presidential official acts
00:41:39.000 is unconstitutional under the doctrine of presidential immunity and the
00:41:43.000 separation of powers. Prosecuting a president for official acts violates the
00:41:46.000 Constitution. And this was the DC Circuit Court. Right. DC Circuit Court. I confirmed it.
00:41:50.000 President Trump respectfully disagrees with the DC Circuit.
00:41:53.000 One of my least favorite of the circuit courts. Yeah. You work that court
00:41:57.000 circuit? No I just don't like it.
00:41:58.000 I worked that circuit.
00:41:59.000 I was doing shows out there.
00:42:01.000 I was working the Schenectady circuit.
00:42:04.000 That is something that obviously these judges did not agree with.
00:42:07.000 Now, as you noted, Supreme Court, they will be able to appeal this for February 12th to the Supreme Court.
00:42:13.000 Unclear whether or not they will take this up.
00:42:15.000 No, it's not unclear!
00:42:18.000 Hey, hey, hey, uh, Mission Control, didn't they say, or at least one of the judges said it was going to make it to the Supreme Court?
00:42:24.000 I can't remember who.
00:42:25.000 It's talking about presidential immunity!
00:42:28.000 Are you kidding me?
00:42:29.000 Nothing rises to the Supreme Court more than that!
00:42:31.000 Think about it for a second.
00:42:33.000 If not that, then why does the Supreme Court exist?
00:42:35.000 Exactly.
00:42:36.000 Where do you get these people, CNN?
00:42:38.000 It would certainly be within the legitimate purview of the Supreme Court.
00:42:44.000 They're trying.
00:42:44.000 They're trying.
00:42:44.000 That's all.
00:42:45.000 I don't have much else to say about it.
00:42:47.000 They really, and by the way, I just, I don't know how, like, you know that I like a woman in a good turtleneck.
00:42:51.000 Yes.
00:42:52.000 Wait, what?
00:42:53.000 Yeah.
00:42:53.000 Really?
00:42:54.000 It's a thing. 1.00
00:42:54.000 Hide that neck, you slut. 1.00
00:42:54.000 You do? 1.00
00:42:55.000 It's a thing.
00:42:56.000 No!
00:42:56.000 You lose all the heat in the neck.
00:42:59.000 Yeah, it makes me want them more, though.
00:43:03.000 Oh, now I just want to see your collarbone!
00:43:05.000 Yeah, but the problem is now I don't know if they pull it down and there's an Adam's apple smiling at me!
00:43:09.000 So I don't trust the turtleneck anymore.
00:43:11.000 Peek-a-boo! 0.63
00:43:12.000 The highest I'll go is like a mock neck.
00:43:15.000 If it's athleisure.
00:43:16.000 It's not the Piranhas chick though, her turtleneck didn't work. 0.82
00:43:20.000 I know that we have this before, the Supreme Court said, one of the judges said this is very likely going to make the Supreme Court.
00:43:25.000 I have no idea, Heather.
00:43:25.000 Yeah.
00:43:26.000 There's no way, right?
00:43:27.000 So you're talking about January 6th, you're talking about an insurrection, which apparently was the worst event in the history of the United States, and the President claiming it's not going to be heard by the Supreme Court?
00:43:37.000 Right.
00:43:38.000 Sounds like a Supreme case here.
00:43:38.000 Really?
00:43:40.000 I don't understand.
00:43:43.000 What person who knows anything about just life?
00:43:46.000 I don't even think you need to know politics or the courts or judicial processes.
00:43:49.000 Just say, well, yeah, of course.
00:43:50.000 Hold on a second.
00:43:51.000 I'm hearing that before we go to piss off YouTube to go to Mug Club, Josh had taped more.
00:43:56.000 Did he?
00:43:57.000 There's more from the screen test.
00:43:58.000 Oh, no.
00:43:59.000 Oh, there's a couple more scenes?
00:44:00.000 Yeah.
00:44:00.000 Oh, Lord.
00:44:02.000 I ate a bird.
00:44:03.000 Cut.
00:44:04.000 I made a blog.
00:44:05.000 Cut.
00:44:05.000 I shot a frog.
00:44:06.000 Cut.
00:44:07.000 Cut.
00:44:07.000 I touched a kid.
00:44:08.000 I shot a black kid. 1.00
00:44:09.000 No! 1.00
00:44:10.000 I robbed a kid.
00:44:11.000 Cut.
00:44:12.000 I robbed a dog.
00:44:13.000 Cut. 0.84
00:44:13.000 A kid shot me. 0.84
00:44:14.000 I shot a bunch of kids. 0.99
00:44:16.000 Cut. 0.99
00:44:16.000 I shot Kid Rock. 0.99
00:44:17.000 Cut! 1.00
00:44:18.000 Kid Rock?
00:44:19.000 I don't know.
00:44:20.000 I mean, I guess because he's drinking Bud Light.
00:44:20.000 Come on!
00:44:22.000 All right, we're gonna move on since today is... we have some tech issues.
00:44:24.000 We'll talk about the El Salvadorian guy tomorrow.
00:44:28.000 Guy who won the election by a landslide.
00:44:29.000 Tough on crime.
00:44:30.000 Afuera! 0.99
00:44:31.000 A different guy, but we like those guys now.
00:44:32.000 But has anyone ever read this book?
00:44:35.000 So I'm gonna read this here today.
00:44:36.000 Hooper Humperdinck is reading it to my little ones, and this thing traumatized me as a kid.
00:44:41.000 I'll be honest, I didn't believe you.
00:44:43.000 I thought you were making it up.
00:44:44.000 This is an entire book where they go through the ABCs, right?
00:44:47.000 They name all the people who are going to be invited to this wonderful party.
00:44:52.000 So Alvin, Abe, and Andy, and Bobby, Bruce, and then they go through C's.
00:44:58.000 Billy.
00:44:59.000 But they continually make it a point to say, but not Hooper Humperdink.
00:45:03.000 Screw that guy!
00:45:04.000 And as best I can see, this book for children, the only thing he's guilty of is maybe being poor.
00:45:16.000 This is the book where I learned my ABCs.
00:45:18.000 In the back of this book here is where they have the ABC roller coaster.
00:45:22.000 I don't know if you want to... I know you have the pages.
00:45:24.000 That's not for poor kids.
00:45:25.000 That coaster's not for poor kids.
00:45:27.000 No.
00:45:27.000 See, look.
00:45:28.000 Here you go.
00:45:28.000 This is how I learned my ABCs.
00:45:30.000 You said you're reading this to your kids and it traumatized you?
00:45:33.000 It didn't traumatize me!
00:45:34.000 Just making sure.
00:45:35.000 The point is that, you know, look, spoiler, I'm gonna foreshadow it, there's a little bit of redemption, but not that much.
00:45:41.000 Not that much.
00:45:42.000 And I just sit there, it's like, some of it is just, you know, lazy writing where Dr. Seuss is like, there's a walk-in in my pocket, and there's a gazoo on my schnozoo.
00:45:48.000 You're like, that's not an actual word. 0.99
00:45:50.000 You're just making up shit. 0.98
00:45:53.000 But Hooper Humperdinck definitely sounds like it's rooted in some kind of real-life person. 1.00
00:45:57.000 Yeah, there was a guy that really pissed off this Dr. Seuss.
00:46:01.000 His name was probably like Harold Humpernickel or something.
00:46:03.000 Yeah, really close.
00:46:04.000 He's like, yeah, like, I can't tell, doctor!
00:46:06.000 Actually, this book is not by Dr. Seuss.
00:46:08.000 Who's it by?
00:46:09.000 Oh, that's right.
00:46:10.000 This is so old.
00:46:11.000 It's by Harry Humperlake.
00:46:13.000 Theo LeSiege.
00:46:14.000 How do they pronounce his name?
00:46:15.000 Theo LeSiege?
00:46:16.000 Yeah, I think it's LeSiege.
00:46:18.000 So someone can let me know how much this is worth.
00:46:18.000 Yeah, this is an original.
00:46:20.000 It's before he was going by Dr. Seuss.
00:46:22.000 But this is him, though.
00:46:23.000 This is him.
00:46:24.000 Yeah, it's Dr. Seuss.
00:46:25.000 But he's joined by his... Which maybe that's why.
00:46:27.000 Maybe he had a mean streak at this point in time.
00:46:29.000 Alright, so I'm going to read this for you.
00:46:30.000 I want to know who wrote the book about him.
00:46:32.000 And we're gonna finish this on Mug Club because it gets too irritating.
00:46:34.000 So you can join, you know, $89 annually with a hand-etched, girthy, hand-painted mug.
00:46:40.000 Or... Girthy.
00:46:41.000 You can, of course, go mugless for $9 a month.
00:46:44.000 Okay.
00:46:45.000 Alright.
00:46:45.000 We have the pages now, Toolman?
00:46:49.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00
00:46:50.000 You signaled me! 1.00
00:46:51.000 You can't say yes!
00:46:52.000 I didn't know you were going to read before YouTube.
00:46:55.000 I was going to pull him out then.
00:46:57.000 Alright, fine.
00:46:58.000 I'll just start it with this.
00:47:00.000 I'll start it here and then we'll have the overlays because we have to restart the machine here.
00:47:04.000 I'm going to have a party, but I don't think that I'll ask Hooper Humperdinck.
00:47:09.000 That's the first God-forsaken line, and he's sitting there with his dog in the bushes like, oh my God, children, happiness! 1.00
00:47:16.000 And it's like, fuck you, Hooper Humperdinck. 1.00
00:47:18.000 That was the first thing he thought. 1.00
00:47:19.000 He's like, I'm going to have a party.
00:47:21.000 Also, Hooper's not coming.
00:47:23.000 Yeah, it's like Marley was dead to begin with. 1.00
00:47:25.000 It's like, Humperdinck's a dick. 1.00
00:47:27.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 1.00
00:47:28.000 Show the picture again.
00:47:29.000 Show the picture of Hooper Humberding in the bottom there.
00:47:31.000 Yeah, right there.
00:47:31.000 He's the bot?
00:47:32.000 Is that a kid of color?
00:47:32.000 Okay, good.
00:47:33.000 No, it's not.
00:47:34.000 Oh, gosh.
00:47:35.000 Oh, no.
00:47:35.000 No.
00:47:36.000 Look at that.
00:47:36.000 It's not that mean.
00:47:38.000 I'm like a kid of color.
00:47:40.000 So now we begin going through this.
00:47:43.000 So when people talk about marginalizing, Hooper Humberding's a white kid, okay?
00:47:46.000 He's a white kid.
00:47:47.000 He's a little white boy, and he was marginalized here.
00:47:50.000 What is going on over there?
00:47:51.000 You're passing notes in class.
00:47:52.000 I swear to God, if they're love notes.
00:47:54.000 What?
00:47:55.000 How much it's worth?
00:47:56.000 I can't see it.
00:47:56.000 What is it?
00:47:57.000 It's too blown out.
00:47:59.000 $1,450.
00:48:00.000 $1,450?
00:48:00.000 Oh, I shouldn't be... Hey, yeah, take it easy with that book, Stephen.
00:48:03.000 Jesus.
00:48:05.000 That version's a little beat up.
00:48:06.000 I'll sell it and I'll send a little bit to Hooper Humperdinck's estate.
00:48:09.000 There you go.
00:48:11.000 What a guy.
00:48:11.000 Throw him a party.
00:48:13.000 I'll ask Alice.
00:48:14.000 I'll ask Abe.
00:48:16.000 I'll ask Bob and Bill and Babe.
00:48:18.000 Oh, so we've gotten through to the B's.
00:48:20.000 Oh, Babes. 0.99
00:48:21.000 I'll ask Charlie, Clara, Cora, Danny, Davey, Daisy, Dora.
00:48:27.000 I'll ask Denny, I'll ask Dot, but Hooper Humperdink, I'll not.
00:48:31.000 Now you put him in the woods?
00:48:33.000 Bring it back! 0.99
00:48:34.000 He's in the woods!
00:48:35.000 He's been down, he had a bush, now he's behind a tree in the woods.
00:48:38.000 He lives with the wolves?
00:48:39.000 What is this kid?
00:48:40.000 Is this the Mowgli? 0.97
00:48:42.000 The other kids have scooters and whatever the hell this is that Dr. Seuss created, and then this kid is alone in what appears to be the Pacific Northwest forest.
00:48:50.000 It's not even the same region.
00:48:51.000 Look, this is all deciduous and that's coniferous.
00:48:54.000 Oh yeah, he's in the pines.
00:48:55.000 Look at that guy.
00:48:57.000 Stay in the mountains, you poor kid.
00:48:59.000 You poor mountain kid. 1.00
00:49:01.000 Poor pest. 0.92
00:49:02.000 It goes on with who else he will invite.
00:49:05.000 Elma, Ellie, Ethel, Ed, Freda, Francis, Frank and Fred, Alesk, George and Gus and Gary, Henry, Hedda, Hank and Harry. 0.98
00:49:14.000 Hedda's not a name, it's a bullshit name. 0.97
00:49:18.000 I'll ask every kid I like. 0.99
00:49:20.000 Irene, Ivy, Izzy, Ike.
00:49:22.000 Joe and Jerry, Jack and Jim.
00:49:25.000 But Hooper Humperdinck, not him.
00:49:28.000 And now he's by a roadside with his only friend, a dog.
00:49:32.000 When they're pulling a boat, which by the way is a gross violation of highway safety.
00:49:37.000 Look at that, that's a boat in a bed of water, transporting cherries.
00:49:41.000 What kind of torque they got on that truck?
00:49:42.000 I don't think they can handle that.
00:49:43.000 You invite Ivy, Izzy, Ike?
00:49:46.000 But Hooper, Hooper Humperdinck, not him.
00:49:49.000 Like, you're going out of your way now.
00:49:50.000 You're going out of your... Look, I just want to be really clear here.
00:49:54.000 I'm inviting a lot of people, but not this kid.
00:49:56.000 And I'm not going to tell you why.
00:49:58.000 You know what you did.
00:49:59.000 What did he do?
00:49:59.000 What is he, below the poverty line?
00:50:01.000 All I can see is a little dirt on his face.
00:50:03.000 How dare you.
00:50:03.000 Mike and Ike, both invited.
00:50:05.000 Both of them!
00:50:06.000 Killer Mike! 0.53
00:50:07.000 Jerry Bench.
00:50:10.000 Here we go.
00:50:11.000 It gets even worse.
00:50:11.000 Look, the next page.
00:50:12.000 That humperdink.
00:50:13.000 I don't know why, but somehow, I don't like that guy.
00:50:17.000 He doesn't even have a good reason.
00:50:18.000 You don't even have a justification.
00:50:20.000 Some people hate for no reason.
00:50:22.000 That's what this book is.
00:50:23.000 And now he's on a farm, and his dog is even sad.
00:50:27.000 Bring it back up, Toolman. 0.60
00:50:28.000 Come on, don't be so quick.
00:50:30.000 You've made his dog sad.
00:50:31.000 The hiding man in the tree, is that him?
00:50:33.000 Yeah, and he has a little spot on his face.
00:50:34.000 Again, I think he's just a poor kid.
00:50:36.000 They're like, look at him.
00:50:37.000 He has dirt on his face.
00:50:38.000 He doesn't deserve basic human needs met like love and a social circle. 0.93
00:50:43.000 Or parents.
00:50:45.000 You're lucky that he didn't just come in and become another school.
00:50:49.000 You're lucky, Ike and Izzy.
00:50:50.000 Jerry, you're not a school shooting statistic.
00:50:53.000 Well, this is a long time ago. 1.00
00:50:59.000 It makes that shit that Lucy pulled with the football look like child's play. 0.99
00:51:02.000 It is child's play. 1.00
00:51:03.000 Oh yeah, Lucy was a saint compared to this kid.
00:51:06.000 What's this kid's name by the way?
00:51:07.000 Does he have a name?
00:51:09.000 No, it's just written from the, I think it's, I think this is just from Theo Le Sieg, commonly known as Dr. Seuss.
00:51:16.000 A party needs a band to play.
00:51:18.000 So now he has a, this is a big budget party.
00:51:20.000 Look at the band's name.
00:51:21.000 Look at the band's name, dude.
00:51:22.000 Yeah, that's what it's, and so I'll get a band, okay?
00:51:26.000 The KK Cats are on their way.
00:51:29.000 That's not a dog whistle.
00:51:31.000 That's a siren. 1.00
00:51:32.000 What?
00:51:33.000 Those are cool, crispy cats, dude.
00:51:34.000 What?
00:51:36.000 And I like Lucy, Luke and Lum.
00:51:38.000 Look at the size of this table.
00:51:40.000 Look at the size of this table and Hooper Humphrey is not welcome.
00:51:44.000 He's not welcome. 1.00
00:51:44.000 They won't even give the poor son of a bitch leftovers. 1.00
00:51:49.000 And I like Lucy, Luke, and Lum. 0.99
00:51:52.000 I like the Leicesters.
00:51:53.000 They can come.
00:51:54.000 And Mark and Mary, Mike and Mabel.
00:51:56.000 I'll have to get a bigger table.
00:51:58.000 Oh, wow, great.
00:52:00.000 So you have other tables?
00:52:01.000 Yes.
00:52:02.000 And chairs, but none for... Hold that back up. 0.96
00:52:04.000 And by the way, nobody has this many friends.
00:52:07.000 Nobody does.
00:52:07.000 And by the way, I'm surprised there wasn't... He's inviting strangers at this point.
00:52:09.000 Yes, exactly.
00:52:10.000 I'm surprised there wasn't a burning cross for the candle on the cake.
00:52:12.000 Yes, exactly.
00:52:13.000 The KKK.
00:52:17.000 Geez.
00:52:19.000 Oh, and this one's great.
00:52:19.000 They'll come by air by parachute.
00:52:22.000 Nora, Norton, Nat, and Newt.
00:52:24.000 Who is that? 0.99
00:52:25.000 And now we're just making up crap. 0.98
00:52:26.000 And I'll have that a open beam. 1.00
00:52:28.000 I'll have to order more ice cream, fat bitch. 1.00
00:52:30.000 For the fat lady? 1.00
00:52:34.000 And then, I'm sure you can guess where this is going.
00:52:37.000 I'll need about 10 tons, I think.
00:52:39.000 But none for Hooper Humperdinck.
00:52:43.000 You have so much ice cream.
00:52:44.000 So much ice cream.
00:52:45.000 He's got a sore throat, this poor Hooper Humperdinck.
00:52:48.000 So much ice cream.
00:52:49.000 They have two Eskimos in the ice cream. 1.00
00:52:52.000 Bitch! 1.00
00:52:53.000 They can fit in the ice cream. 1.00
00:52:54.000 And you won't give it to Eddie, to Hooper Humperdinck?
00:52:57.000 Because he has a mole?
00:52:58.000 Because he has a little bit of dirt on his cheek?
00:53:01.000 What if that's poop? 0.96
00:53:06.000 I don't like him because he craps on his face. 0.98
00:53:10.000 He would've called it Hooper Stink, too. 0.99
00:53:11.000 But he doesn't know why.
00:53:12.000 So you know it's not a race thing, though, because they got the Eskimos in there.
00:53:15.000 It's definitely not a race thing.
00:53:16.000 Well, they're probably slaves. 0.98
00:53:19.000 Cat spelt with a K.
00:53:21.000 Two K's.
00:53:22.000 No, it's KK Cats.
00:53:23.000 Igloo Ice Cream Company.
00:53:25.000 They hired the whole company for God's sakes.
00:53:28.000 And look at Hooper Eberding with his dog, too, by the way, the other unintended victim here.
00:53:32.000 They're on the side of what looks like an overpass.
00:53:38.000 Oh, it must be so nice to be included in the largest party ever!
00:53:44.000 He's trying to sneak a lick.
00:53:45.000 You need to take your anger... I know, okay, fine.
00:53:48.000 So look, we're going to finish this because it only gets worse.
00:53:51.000 You're halfway through it already.
00:53:55.000 So we're at the O's, and we have to make it through the Z's. 1.00
00:53:58.000 Oh, wait until I get to the Q's. 0.73
00:54:01.000 Whoever this kid is, sorry, Dr. Seuss, is a real prick when I get to the Q's.
00:54:07.000 Hit that button if you're watching on Rumble, and then if you're on YouTube... Did we have to dump this at all?
00:54:12.000 No.
00:54:12.000 I don't think so.
00:54:14.000 Maybe a few words.
00:54:16.000 We'll find out if we had to.