Trans Felon & Namesake of Colorado’s Controversial Bill Hosted Drag Event Featuring 14-Year-Old!
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On this week's episode of the Wet Bandit, the crew talks about the Grammys, college campuses, and more. Plus, a new Moth Club exclusive with an exclusive with a drag show hosted by a drag queen.
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Jump with me, sit cross with me, oh with me, can you, such fun, jump with me, sit cross
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Great big hit, I'm playing like you're on, mm-hmm-hmm, The slavery was okay, I'm playing music, and good,
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But if you're great big hit, I'm playing like you're on, mm-hmm-hmm, Great big hit, I'm playing music each day, each day.
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Jump with me, sit cross with me, oh with me, can you, such fun,
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mm-hmm, with me, one, sit cross with me, jump oh with me.
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Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Music each day is a dope hit.
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Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Lights your life, mm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
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Just a bit of sizzlin' on a plane. Music each day is useful and dumb.
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Aren't we supposed to know what the truth is anymore?
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More people are coming on college campuses faster.
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They won't tell you which lies they will be spreading.
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There's no knowing where they're going or who they're deplatforming.
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From the investigations ongoing, are the overlords still eyeing, accusing the president of spying?
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The content they keep demonetizing for big tech keeps on lying!
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But we're certainly not crying, because through Moth Club, they are dying!
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What I can tell you is that there was an incident that involved a student and I won't
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And so both schools have a full-time school resource officer.
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Alright, so you're just saying the difference is, cops came, there was more of a scene, so you want to let people know.
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with this one there wasn't that same scene so you just didn't feel necessary to basically
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just scare people i guess or alert you know something like that sure
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jenny Hey, you'll never guess who was arrested at the Grammys for
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We have one mayor claiming that he can't do anything because he's black, and another mayor claiming he can do everything because he's black.
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We have an exclusive here, a Mug Club exclusive, Tierra's Law.
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It has to do with transgender individuals changing their names legally, which will make their rap sheet disappear.
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And we have an exclusive with an underage drag show.
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And then we also have a tough on crime policy wins in El Salvador.
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So we're going to be talking about a lot of that here today.
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And we have an exclusive tomorrow on Mug Club Undercover that does relate to this.
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My question, I guess, to you is, if you were going to transform a third world country, what's the first thing you would tackle?
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Mike's yeah killer Mike's killer Mike's number two yeah I know but you know I was using it's a synonym ah synonym ah thank you not to be confused with an antonym which is peaceful Mike why would you confuse innocent Mike off of the top of the show not guilty Mike oh lord these are not good rap names arrested as a gray how are you number two Captain Morgan doing well how are you I didn't give you much cover there I couldn't, my ears are, I still have this, this virus thing, have you guys had this?
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It just keeps lasting, like the coughing and the ears.
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I don't know, it sounds like maybe you guys have a lot of, like a little bit of your mica condensed?
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When you hear this, you know I'm gonna love him.
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In third chair, we thank him first, and then you cough.
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Friday, March 1st, he's going to be in Des Moines, Iowa.
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I have a lot of whiskey girls out there, from what I understand.
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His ex-girlfriend, unfortunately, got the last laugh.
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If at some point today, and this will happen today, when we talk about Tierra's Law, if you are familiar, 100%, okay?
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You should be watching on Rumble, just to be clear, if you're on Mug Club.
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But if you're on YouTube and you see this, Head on over to Rumble, because we were trying to navigate this, we just said, you know what?
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There is no strike, I guess, only strike can do.
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All right, so before we get to any of that, hey, you've heard of identity politics?
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Chicago mayor, you know, Brandon Johnson, by the way, he's like, remember Lori Lightfoot, you know, looked like the Simpsons fish?
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And he told, this is a nice contrast with him and then the New York City mayor, they're both black guys.
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Told his constituents- That he couldn't right now focus on illegal immigration because... He has a black wife.
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I have children who attend schools who have soccer games, y'all.
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You know, you all are asking me as if I'm not a parent in this city.
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But you're asking me to give you a date and I have to court... Do you understand that you have not had a mayor like me?
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I have a wife, I have children, they have schedules.
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And plus, we still have public safety that we have to address.
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We still have the unhoused that we have to address.
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And I'm doing all of that with a black wife raising three black children on the west side of the city of Chicago.
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Once you say, I have a black wife, she does this.
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We still have the unanswered that we have to address.
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And I'm doing all of that with a black wife raising three black children on the west side of the city of Chicago.
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She drops the chin like, mmm, Lisa's not a white wife.
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It's like the Spider-Verse, only of asshole mayors.
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The New York City Mayor, Eric Adams, he can do everything because of black.
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Deputy Mayor Williams-Eyson, Deputy Mayor Mira Josie, Deputy Mayor Amazar, Deputy Mayor Maria Torres-Springer.
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Have you ever seen this much chocolate lead in the city of New York?
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To be fair, just again, context matters, he was pointing to the Hudson River where we saw Augustus Gloop.
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So he was, yeah, look, he was... Oh, chocolate everywhere.
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So you have Chicago mayor, can't do it because black.
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And then, you know, former South Carolina governor Nikki Haley, who also said something about black people.
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I told them that if they would do this, that South Carolina would wrap their arms around them and take care of them.
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There is nothing that you could need that we won't make sure that we deliver.
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But hey, you want to see my latest screen test?
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This time I'm trying out for, I auditioned for Die Hard, but not the lead role.
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You're reading for Officer Powell from Die Hard.
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Guess I couldn't do what I had to do out there anymore.
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Damn Ray Gunn looked real enough, big for his age.
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I should probably get like a black guy to do this.
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I don't know how you keep auditioning for films that have already taken place.
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Yeah, they're going to put them on, I don't know, what network?
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What film do you want to see Josh spice up next?
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Pretty much any film, I can make them reboot it.
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Brand new Ford Raptor right now as we are discussing this breaking news.
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You just got the appeals court ruled that Trump does not have presidential immunity in 2020.
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So he has all of the legal defenses of any other defendant there.
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Trump wanted it to go directly to the Supreme Court.
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The Supreme Court wanted the appeals court to kind of let it go through the regular process.
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Right, so right now you're gonna see Democrats doing a victory lap saying Trump cannot have any presidential immunity that was his soul like I was the president United States I have immunity blah blah blah claim to all of this and they're saying right now that no he doesn't so these guys are gonna be talking about this and well the appeals court is saying that One might almost argue that President Trump, some people say former president, some people say sitting president, I say sitting president.
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Some might argue that he actually has a far better chance at a favorable ruling with the Supreme Court.
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You know, one would think, instead of, what is it, this is the D.C.
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It's unfortunate, but your ruling, it can depend on the court.
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Of course, if you're talking juries, but it can depend on the mood that day.
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If you have precedent, or precedents depending on what we're discussing here, both are legal
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terms that can go either way and a judge can make a decision.
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Yeah, and I hope if they're going to convict him of something, I hope it happens like two
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weeks before the election, doesn't affect anything, he becomes president on day one
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CNN, this lady... Tell me this doesn't look like this.
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This is great to lead into our exclusive of sex offenders.
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We do have it, it's just, it's not bringing the image that he has to the table.
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Why do we have an image of a farm with no context anyway?
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I don't know that much about the... Here, I'm admonished.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll get that on the monitor.
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Okay, and we have an exclusive here, an exclusive footage to some people who've worked here at Mug Club Undercover, and we have an exclusive story tomorrow.
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Can't fill you in on all of it because it may tip our hand a little bit, but it ties in.
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So, there's a new bill that has been proposed in Colorado, okay?
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Now, this is known as Tierra's Law, and we'll get into who Tierra is, I'm sure you can guess.
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It's not what you would picture primarily as a tiara in your mind, unless... Princess?
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So this bill would allow transgender felons to change their name for a good cause.
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This is legal jargon you need not concern yourself with.
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Democratic State Representative Lorena Garcia introduced HB 1071.
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It clarifies in state law that if someone has a felony and they're also trans, they can get their name changed if the court allows it.
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If people get their name changed, whether they're trans or not, their criminal record
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still is attached to their social security number, to who they are, to their whatever
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It says the bill states that good cause includes changing the petition...
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So in Florida, when you have three of a similar charge, whether they're misdemeanors, if they're misdemeanors, and they're three of a similar charge, they become a felony charge.
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So that's where my felony came from, was from being a sex worker.
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Kelly says that felony conviction changed her world.
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As she began to transition, a piece of her past always stayed.
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So, I'm going to go ahead and start with the video.
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You can't say this, you can't say that because it's gonna tip our hand and then you know someone's gonna sue us.
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What about Nashville? The Nashville PD? The mayor?
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By the way, you can send your tips to LWCtips at lottowithcreditor.com.
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Encrypted tip line, we will go to jail to protect our sources.
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None of this investigative journalism happens without you.
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We'll rely on you to be getting it out there because if we get it out, it's probably gonna be taken down.
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One more thing about this case like we're this is not we're not done with this.
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Like, this is a law that's in Colorado right now being considered, or I'm sorry, a bill being considered in Colorado.
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Think about every other leftist state, but if you think you're safe because you're in a Republican-ish state, you're not.
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We are partnering with other groups, I can't say any more than that, in Colorado right now to make sure that we expose this and that we get people mobilized.
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If they're going to have people out there trying to get you arrested for protesting,
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you're going to have all the support we can possibly provide to make.
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Do you guys, I wanted to talk about the El Salvador election, okay, just to be clear, but what I actually want to do is read this childhood book, Hooper Humperdink, and I think we could do the El Salvador.
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You guys let me know because this is the meanest, Shit.
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Apparently this book is worth like a thousand bucks.
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I just, you know, it's been on my heart, it's been on my mind, and I think that El Salvador is still going to be there tomorrow.
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This guy's doing some pretty good work, so I think it'll be there.
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Tomorrow we have another- Our overlay machine is working.
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I'll try to get them in here when we piss off YouTube.
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Well, I know, but I was gonna start it now before we- Oh, start it now?
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I guess do we think the just I'm trying to figure out the best thing to do here because half of our machinery doesn't
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work Lady all right. Yes. She's the full thing. That's
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resting felon face Let's see what they're talking about.
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We are getting new reaction from the Trump camp.
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Yeah John, we finally got a statement here and notably they do say that they are going to appeal and appeal quickly.
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This is the statement from Trump campaign spokesperson Stephen Chong.
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He says, if immunity is not granted to a president, every future president who leaves office will
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One of my least favorite of the circuit courts.
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Jack Smith's prosecution of President Trump for his presidential official acts
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is unconstitutional under the doctrine of presidential immunity and the
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separation of powers. Prosecuting a president for official acts violates the
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Constitution. And this was the DC Circuit Court. Right. DC Circuit Court. I confirmed it.
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President Trump respectfully disagrees with the DC Circuit.
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One of my least favorite of the circuit courts. Yeah. You work that court
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That is something that obviously these judges did not agree with.
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Now, as you noted, Supreme Court, they will be able to appeal this for February 12th to the Supreme Court.
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Hey, hey, hey, uh, Mission Control, didn't they say, or at least one of the judges said it was going to make it to the Supreme Court?
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Nothing rises to the Supreme Court more than that!
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If not that, then why does the Supreme Court exist?
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It would certainly be within the legitimate purview of the Supreme Court.
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They really, and by the way, I just, I don't know how, like, you know that I like a woman in a good turtleneck.
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Yeah, but the problem is now I don't know if they pull it down and there's an Adam's apple smiling at me!
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It's not the Piranhas chick though, her turtleneck didn't work.
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I know that we have this before, the Supreme Court said, one of the judges said this is very likely going to make the Supreme Court.
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So you're talking about January 6th, you're talking about an insurrection, which apparently was the worst event in the history of the United States, and the President claiming it's not going to be heard by the Supreme Court?
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What person who knows anything about just life?
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I don't even think you need to know politics or the courts or judicial processes.
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I'm hearing that before we go to piss off YouTube to go to Mug Club, Josh had taped more.
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I mean, I guess because he's drinking Bud Light.
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All right, we're gonna move on since today is... we have some tech issues.
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We'll talk about the El Salvadorian guy tomorrow.
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Hooper Humperdinck is reading it to my little ones, and this thing traumatized me as a kid.
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This is an entire book where they go through the ABCs, right?
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They name all the people who are going to be invited to this wonderful party.
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So Alvin, Abe, and Andy, and Bobby, Bruce, and then they go through C's.
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But they continually make it a point to say, but not Hooper Humperdink.
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And as best I can see, this book for children, the only thing he's guilty of is maybe being poor.
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In the back of this book here is where they have the ABC roller coaster.
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I don't know if you want to... I know you have the pages.
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You said you're reading this to your kids and it traumatized you?
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The point is that, you know, look, spoiler, I'm gonna foreshadow it, there's a little bit of redemption, but not that much.
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And I just sit there, it's like, some of it is just, you know, lazy writing where Dr. Seuss is like, there's a walk-in in my pocket, and there's a gazoo on my schnozoo.
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But Hooper Humperdinck definitely sounds like it's rooted in some kind of real-life person.
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Yeah, there was a guy that really pissed off this Dr. Seuss.
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His name was probably like Harold Humpernickel or something.
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So someone can let me know how much this is worth.
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But he's joined by his... Which maybe that's why.
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Maybe he had a mean streak at this point in time.
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And we're gonna finish this on Mug Club because it gets too irritating.
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So you can join, you know, $89 annually with a hand-etched, girthy, hand-painted mug.
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I didn't know you were going to read before YouTube.
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I'll start it here and then we'll have the overlays because we have to restart the machine here.
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I'm going to have a party, but I don't think that I'll ask Hooper Humperdinck.
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That's the first God-forsaken line, and he's sitting there with his dog in the bushes like, oh my God, children, happiness!
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Show the picture of Hooper Humberding in the bottom there.
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So when people talk about marginalizing, Hooper Humberding's a white kid, okay?
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He's a little white boy, and he was marginalized here.
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Oh, I shouldn't be... Hey, yeah, take it easy with that book, Stephen.
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I'll sell it and I'll send a little bit to Hooper Humperdinck's estate.
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I'll ask Charlie, Clara, Cora, Danny, Davey, Daisy, Dora.
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I'll ask Denny, I'll ask Dot, but Hooper Humperdink, I'll not.
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He's been down, he had a bush, now he's behind a tree in the woods.
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The other kids have scooters and whatever the hell this is that Dr. Seuss created, and then this kid is alone in what appears to be the Pacific Northwest forest.
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Look, this is all deciduous and that's coniferous.
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Elma, Ellie, Ethel, Ed, Freda, Francis, Frank and Fred, Alesk, George and Gus and Gary, Henry, Hedda, Hank and Harry.
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And now he's by a roadside with his only friend, a dog.
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When they're pulling a boat, which by the way is a gross violation of highway safety.
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Look at that, that's a boat in a bed of water, transporting cherries.
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You're going out of your... Look, I just want to be really clear here.
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I'm inviting a lot of people, but not this kid.
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I don't know why, but somehow, I don't like that guy.
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And now he's on a farm, and his dog is even sad.
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He doesn't deserve basic human needs met like love and a social circle.
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You're lucky that he didn't just come in and become another school.
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It makes that shit that Lucy pulled with the football look like child's play.
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Oh yeah, Lucy was a saint compared to this kid.
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No, it's just written from the, I think it's, I think this is just from Theo Le Sieg, commonly known as Dr. Seuss.
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Yeah, that's what it's, and so I'll get a band, okay?
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Look at the size of this table and Hooper Humphrey is not welcome.
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They won't even give the poor son of a bitch leftovers.
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And by the way, I'm surprised there wasn't... He's inviting strangers at this point.
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I'm surprised there wasn't a burning cross for the candle on the cake.
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And then, I'm sure you can guess where this is going.
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He's got a sore throat, this poor Hooper Humperdinck.
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And you won't give it to Eddie, to Hooper Humperdinck?
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Because he has a little bit of dirt on his cheek?
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So you know it's not a race thing, though, because they got the Eskimos in there.
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And look at Hooper Eberding with his dog, too, by the way, the other unintended victim here.
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They're on the side of what looks like an overpass.
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Oh, it must be so nice to be included in the largest party ever!
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You need to take your anger... I know, okay, fine.
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So look, we're going to finish this because it only gets worse.
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So we're at the O's, and we have to make it through the Z's.
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Whoever this kid is, sorry, Dr. Seuss, is a real prick when I get to the Q's.
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Hit that button if you're watching on Rumble, and then if you're on YouTube... Did we have to dump this at all?