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00:00:00.000 I'm cutting a gal's shirt, a TV, turtle dove, yeah. 1.00

00:00:04.000 Mr. Duncan is my own mommy, he's father to me, I have one for everything.

00:00:09.000 Cutting a gal's shirt, having a tissue, yeah. 1.00

00:00:19.000 Screaming.

00:00:31.000 Gunshot.

00:01:02.000 Huh?

00:01:06.000 Horror movies don't work with a Walther. 0.52

00:01:10.000 Huh?

00:01:12.000 You're a strange animal, that's what I know. 0.99

00:01:30.000 You're a strange animal, I know. 0.99

00:01:39.000 You're a strange animal, I know. 0.86

00:01:46.000 Mmm, that is uh, that's delicious there. 0.60

00:01:51.000 Toolman, you and your honey. 0.55

00:01:53.000 Your honey, what do we call him?

00:01:54.000 Honey aficionado?

00:01:55.000 I don't know, he always comes in and he's like, I got this new honey that you have to try.

00:01:58.000 And he gets all warmed up about it because he's on a sugar rush.

00:02:02.000 This Nicaraguan local honey.

00:02:03.000 What is it?

00:02:03.000 It's local Ecuadorian?

00:02:05.000 It's a local, not Ecuadorian.

00:02:07.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:02:09.000 But it is tasty, thank you.

00:02:11.000 He's my dealer.

00:02:11.000 Hey, before I move on to anything else, we're going to be talking about former Vice President Joe Biden sitting down with the transgender TikToker, and I don't know when it's no longer fringe as far as puberty blockers for kids, but I want you, really quickly, name me something in recent memory more ballsy than the UFC fighter Benil Darius, who, by the way, should get a title shot, he's on a seven-fight win streak, promoting Christianity, I mean, almost actively trying to convert the entire audience in Abu Dhabi.

00:02:37.000 Comment that below.

00:02:38.000 That just happened this weekend.

00:02:39.000 I was sitting there going, oh wow, this is his thing.

00:02:41.000 And I was like, wait, he's in Abu Dhabi. 0.99

00:02:44.000 They're going to kill him. 0.78

00:02:46.000 That's where they ship Odie off to. 1.00

00:02:49.000 Yes.

00:02:49.000 Well, you know what, though?

00:02:51.000 That's how you measure a man's backbone.

00:02:53.000 When he has something to lose.

00:02:54.000 That's one thing to maybe do it in Kansas.

00:02:57.000 To do it in Abu Dhabi?

00:02:58.000 Boy, I hope that guy was armor-helicoptered out.

00:03:01.000 So we'll be talking about that.

00:03:03.000 We'll also be talking... Boy, did former Vice President Joe Biden have a really, really bad weekend.

00:03:07.000 Also, remember Sachin Littlefeather?

00:03:09.000 We did the whole segment on her? 1.00

00:03:10.000 Yeah.

00:03:11.000 Where she came out and she was accepting the award for Marlon Brando.

00:03:14.000 For Godfather.

00:03:14.000 Yeah.

00:03:15.000 All of that is complete horse crap. 0.99

00:03:16.000 She wasn't even one part Native American. 0.99

00:03:19.000 Really?

00:03:19.000 Yeah, her sisters came out, said none of what she said was true.

00:03:22.000 Now that she's dead, they're, uh... I think, what is it called?

00:03:24.000 They're dishing?

00:03:25.000 Well, also the tear Native American guy? 0.99

00:03:28.000 Yeah.

00:03:28.000 Italian.

00:03:29.000 Really?

00:03:29.000 It's true.

00:03:30.000 Are you serious?

00:03:31.000 I'm serious, yeah.

00:03:32.000 Which is funny because you think we would, have you ever been on a Native American reservation and you go, like there's a convenience store in northern Michigan and you can clearly, yes, you can clearly tell.

00:03:41.000 You're like, oh, they look, there's a very strong look and they're honestly a statuesque people.

00:03:46.000 Very much.

00:03:47.000 Her, I'm like, mmm, that's a white broad. 1.00

00:03:49.000 Yeah.

00:03:49.000 Part Mexican.

00:03:51.000 There's a certain power that they have, that it looks like they have.

00:03:54.000 Well, we suspected in the segment, we said, I don't believe her.

00:03:56.000 Turns out, we were correct.

00:03:58.000 It was just a hunch, but now it's the truth.

00:04:00.000 Gerald A., how are you, sir?

00:04:01.000 I'm doing well, how are you?

00:04:02.000 Great, had a fun weekend.

00:04:03.000 Good weekend?

00:04:03.000 Yeah, watched the fights and then it inspired a segment here today because he's still alive, Beniel Dariush.

00:04:09.000 Good for him.

00:04:09.000 Well, yeah, so far as we know.

00:04:11.000 Yes.

00:04:12.000 Yeah, we haven't heard much.

00:04:12.000 Thoughts and prayers.

00:04:13.000 Haven't seen a ton on his social media.

00:04:16.000 And then, you know him, we love him, quickest man on his feet, the fastest man on his feet, quickest foot in the West, he and I are in Nashville, November 12th, Ryman Auditorium, the Rebels of the Cause Tour, but there's only two shows left with tickets, one of them is the 930, the second show in Nashville, loudmouthcreditor.com.

00:04:30.000 Dave Landa, how are you, sir?

00:04:31.000 Ahoy, good, how about you?

00:04:32.000 I'm okay, except for when we get to this Watch & React.

00:04:34.000 Are we out of Baltimore?

00:04:37.000 Uh, I don't know.

00:04:37.000 I don't know.

00:04:38.000 I don't want to misspeak.

00:04:39.000 I shouldn't throw that in.

00:04:39.000 Sorry.

00:04:39.000 We have no idea.

00:04:40.000 I didn't know.

00:04:41.000 Maybe there are tickets, maybe there aren't.

00:04:42.000 By the way, scalpers who are buying them and selling them for like $400, $500, $300, that's not us.

00:04:46.000 It is not us and I don't know how to control it.

00:04:49.000 I've even put links up when people have asked me on Instagram where to find tickets.

00:04:53.000 You can go to Ticketmaster.

00:04:55.000 Yes.

00:04:55.000 And those places, legit places, don't go to random places.

00:04:59.000 No.

00:04:59.000 And it's really unfortunate because they're making all this money and they're ripping you off.

00:05:02.000 We don't want to do that.

00:05:02.000 Okay.

00:05:03.000 So, uh, it turns out that, uh, Vladimir, uh, that, uh, Volodymyr, Zelensky, he's not the only one capable of playing the piano with his member.

00:05:12.000 Now, here's a twist.

00:05:13.000 the person here and this went viral this weekend playing with their phallus uh is a beautiful and 0.99

00:05:20.000 brave woman TV is up in this stupid stuff like this 1.00

00:05:26.000 What? 1.00

00:05:28.000 What?

00:05:30.000 1, 2, 3 Wait for it

00:05:42.000 Wait, wait.

00:05:44.000 Dong, dong.

00:05:50.000 I remember that and Big.

00:05:51.000 Yes.

00:05:53.000 Well, there were two of them.

00:05:54.000 Yes.

00:05:55.000 Is she playing Chopdicks? 0.80

00:05:57.000 Yes.

00:05:59.000 Not yet.

00:05:59.000 I think she's playing Cochner.

00:06:04.000 I don't know.

00:06:05.000 Hey, but you know what?

00:06:06.000 This beautiful and brave Marilyn Manson album cover here.

00:06:11.000 Look.

00:06:13.000 This happened on television.

00:06:15.000 Live TV.

00:06:16.000 I don't use the word offensive.

00:06:17.000 The lack of talent is offensive.

00:06:19.000 It's mediocre.

00:06:21.000 It's just sitting there like, hey, I'm naked.

00:06:22.000 There should be a dance. 1.00

00:06:23.000 I mean, have you seen Puppetry of the Penis? 0.98

00:06:25.000 They turned that into the Eiffel Tower. 0.98

00:06:27.000 They're actually putting in some effort.

00:06:28.000 Give it the old college try.

00:06:30.000 But this is something now on television.

00:06:32.000 We've talked about this.

00:06:33.000 It's the low, the bigotry of soft expectations.

00:06:37.000 And the left does this with race.

00:06:38.000 The left does this with gender, with sex, with women, obviously by lowering PT standards in the military and the police force because they believe that women are not capable of meeting the same standards.

00:06:46.000 By the way, they are correct.

00:06:48.000 And now we see it where if this was something that a straight white male would do, what would be a sex crime?

00:06:54.000 Just to see how far we've slipped, forgive the term here, do you remember the Janet Jackson controversy?

00:06:59.000 The nipple slip?

00:07:01.000 Let's compare that with what we just saw. 0.99

00:07:03.000 here and there was a pasty and I wanted to see the nipples And yeah, and nobody minded. 0.97

00:07:15.000 Well, everybody- No, people did! 0.91

00:07:16.000 Well, if people did get upset, I should say nobody where I was at.

00:07:19.000 Right. 0.94

00:07:21.000 But comparing that to what we just see, it's like, oh my gosh, we saw a nipple pasty.

00:07:24.000 This is not age appropriate to mainstream television over there in Europe, a fallen continent at this point. 0.99

00:07:32.000 A transgender individual with breast implants playing the piano with her penis. 1.00

00:07:37.000 Yeah, tickling the ivories with her soft penis. 1.00

00:07:40.000 Yes, well, we couldn't play the black keys. 1.00

00:07:42.000 We don't want racism.

00:07:42.000 No.

00:07:43.000 We can't reach them.

00:07:45.000 I mean, it really...

00:07:46.000 Really, the size of that thing.

00:07:48.000 It's like, well, good news, you're already mostly a girl.

00:07:51.000 Yes!

00:07:52.000 You're partially there.

00:07:53.000 Oh my gosh.

00:07:54.000 No, you're right.

00:07:55.000 I mean, it would be a sex crime. 0.98

00:07:56.000 That person would have been hauled off in cuffs had it been a straight, white male. 0.78

00:08:00.000 And should have been.

00:08:02.000 Honestly, I don't know.

00:08:03.000 We're pretty close.

00:08:05.000 White? 0.92

00:08:05.000 Straight? 0.92

00:08:06.000 Is that woman still attracted to- is it a lesbian? 1.00

00:08:09.000 Is she a lesbian? 1.00

00:08:11.000 Sorry, I don't know how to navigate this.

00:08:12.000 The point is, it's pure degeneracy, and we allow it just because someone decides to slap on a dress.

00:08:18.000 Also, look, put in a little bit of effort.

00:08:20.000 Don't blame us for being barely passable.

00:08:23.000 It's like, oh, it's because society- look, it's- that's a- that looks- it looks like- I'm not saying it is- looks like a man in clown makeup.

00:08:31.000 Well, and why are you clapping in the audience?

00:08:34.000 You're like, yeah!

00:08:35.000 Everybody's like, I don't want to be outed!

00:08:37.000 I don't know anymore how to react to things.

00:08:40.000 I sooner bought the Laugh Track and the Flintstones.

00:08:42.000 Yes.

00:08:43.000 I believe it was a film from a live studio audience.

00:08:46.000 I thought it was.

00:08:47.000 Every time.

00:08:48.000 It just hurt me a little.

00:08:49.000 It's just all of this is fraudulent, and it really is.

00:08:52.000 Right now we are in a society where we are racing to victim status.

00:08:56.000 And by the way, hit the like button.

00:08:57.000 You know, share if you're watching on YouTube.

00:08:58.000 It helps with the algorithm.

00:09:00.000 It's a live show Monday through Thursday at 10 Eastern, right?

00:09:03.000 You can go watch it on Rumble.

00:09:04.000 You can go on Mug Club where we'll be playing.

00:09:06.000 They don't make them like they used to.

00:09:07.000 We're not allowed to do this on YouTube.

00:09:08.000 And today we are hitting some third rails.

00:09:13.000 All the third rails.

00:09:14.000 All the third rails. 1.00

00:09:15.000 With her penis. 1.00

00:09:16.000 Now, Sasheen Littlefeather, we did a segment on this not too long ago, right, because it was the anniversary and this was trending because everyone was furious with John Wayne because he gave an interview in a magazine that doesn't exist anymore. 0.98

00:09:28.000 So, Sasheen Littlefeather, remember, accepted the Academy Award for Marlon Brando, and there's some updates here, but for those of you who don't remember, let me refresh your memory of Clearly Native American, Sachin Littlefeather, the Oscar speech in 1973.

00:09:45.000 Hello, my name is Sachin Littlefeather.

00:09:49.000 I'm Apache, and I'm the president of the National Native American Affirmative Image Committee.

00:09:55.000 I'm representing Marlon Brando this evening, and he has asked me to tell you He wrote it on a Burger King napkin.

00:10:02.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:03.000 Got it from his front yard.

00:10:04.000 because of time but I will be glad to share with the press afterwards that he

00:10:10.000 very regretfully cannot accept this very generous award. He wrote on a Burger King

00:10:16.000 napkin. And the reasons for this being are the treatment of American Indians 1.00

00:10:21.000 today by the film industry. Boo! Excuse me.

00:10:28.000 Look at the fake victim too.

00:10:36.000 And on television, in movie reruns, and also with recent happenings at Wounded Knee.

00:10:43.000 Okay, so... The Wounded Knee, you remember when people took over a town?

00:10:47.000 Yeah.

00:10:48.000 The story that we covered?

00:10:50.000 Yes, where they were executing... They took over a town!

00:10:52.000 There was a guy who was a cop killer.

00:10:54.000 Yeah.

00:10:55.000 Anyway, we did a whole segment on that.

00:10:56.000 Yeah, she was actually talking about Marlon's Wounded Knee when he was running into Big Boy.

00:11:00.000 Yes!

00:11:02.000 They still offer quality food at affordable prices.

00:11:03.000 They do.

00:11:04.000 Fantastic.

00:11:05.000 So, here's what she had to say about her speech, also, by the way, and you may think it seems self-aggrandizing.

00:11:11.000 Yes.

00:11:12.000 I spoke my heart, not for me, myself, as an Indian woman, but for we and us, for all Indian people.

00:11:19.000 I had to speak the truth.

00:11:20.000 Whether or not it was accepted, it had to be spoken on behalf of Native people.

00:11:24.000 Well, according to her biological sisters, Rosalind Cruz and Trudy Orlandi, none of that is true!

00:11:34.000 She's not even Native at all. 1.00

00:11:35.000 She's not Native American at all. 0.94

00:11:37.000 So Orlandi said, it's a lie.

00:11:39.000 And she also, by the way, let me also preface this.

00:11:41.000 We don't have the, I don't have this in front of me.

00:11:42.000 She also claimed that her father was an Apache alcoholic.

00:11:45.000 This is what sort of spurred them to speak out.

00:11:47.000 She was really throwing her family, her parents under the bus.

00:11:51.000 Also, by the way, that's incredibly racist because she just picked a stereotype to make up a story like, yes, yes, my father's an Apache alcoholic.

00:11:57.000 He can't handle his firewater.

00:11:59.000 Yeah, which is redundant.

00:12:00.000 Yes.

00:12:01.000 So Orlandi said, it's a lie.

00:12:03.000 My father was who he was.

00:12:04.000 His family came from Mexico.

00:12:06.000 My dad was born in Oxnard.

00:12:09.000 And, uh, sister, I mean, you're not going to be a Mexican-American princess, you're going to be an American-Indian princess.

00:12:14.000 It was more prestigious to be an American-Indian than it was to be Hispanic in her mind.

00:12:18.000 In Cruz, the other sister said, it is a fraud, it's disgusting to the heritage of the tribal people, and it's just insulting to my parents.

00:12:25.000 Not only was her father not an alcoholic or abusive, her father didn't drink, he didn't smoke, and he didn't suffer from mental illness.

00:12:32.000 The truth is that her grandfather Abused her father.

00:12:36.000 So she stole that story.

00:12:37.000 Wow.

00:12:37.000 Sprinkled a little bit of racism in there to claim he was an Apache alcoholic.

00:12:41.000 Then claimed it as her own.

00:12:42.000 And no one vetted it.

00:12:44.000 So this is important.

00:12:45.000 A couple of things here.

00:12:45.000 We're going to get into this is just another example in a long line of fake victimhood.

00:12:50.000 Because there's actually a net benefit to claiming to be a victim at this point.

00:12:53.000 Meant to be marginalized in 2022.

00:12:57.000 Boy, is it a leg up.

00:12:58.000 Not only that, but you used to say, well, when the news used to be, insert sort of romanticization, you know, nostalgia here.

00:13:05.000 It never was.

00:13:06.000 They never vetted anybody.

00:13:07.000 This woman went her whole life, it took her sisters after she died to come out and say, none of that was true.

00:13:13.000 Her dad was a Native American.

00:13:14.000 Her dad was an alcoholic.

00:13:15.000 She is zero parts Native American. 0.99

00:13:17.000 Oh, and by the way, she said, when we were young, we didn't have running water.

00:13:20.000 They said, we did have running water, and we did have a toilet.

00:13:23.000 Every single thing that she said was untrue, and it would have been very easily verifiable.

00:13:28.000 No one wanted to do it.

00:13:29.000 Yeah, and I don't really give her sisters a whole lot of credit for 40-something years later coming out and being like, oh yeah, it was a lie.

00:13:35.000 Yeah.

00:13:36.000 Couldn't you have, like, helped us all back then?

00:13:38.000 Well, I can see, like, yeah, I guess I can see hiding it out of embarrassment, because they just don't want anything to do with it.

00:13:38.000 Right.

00:13:44.000 Right.

00:13:44.000 But, yeah.

00:13:45.000 They wanted to clear their parents' name, is what they said, because their parents were run through the mud as abusive Native American parents, and it just wasn't true.

00:13:50.000 Would have been better while they were alive.

00:13:52.000 You would think so!

00:13:54.000 Yeah, but now they'll never know.

00:13:56.000 That's true.

00:13:56.000 Right.

00:13:57.000 They'll always... Well, I don't know if he's Native and he believes in reincarnation. 0.97

00:14:01.000 Oh, that's right.

00:14:01.000 He's not that.

00:14:02.000 Oh, good.

00:14:04.000 I feel like Marlon probably did that on purpose.

00:14:06.000 He hated Hollywood.

00:14:07.000 He was like, she's not Native American.

00:14:09.000 He's like, yeah, it's acting.

00:14:11.000 Elizabeth Warren's not ready yet.

00:14:12.000 We'll get right to this one.

00:14:14.000 It's like, wait till you see the future.

00:14:16.000 That brings us to this point where we've talked about the marginalization, the oppression Olympics.

00:14:20.000 There's this presumption that, of course, it's a huge leg up to be a straight white male.

00:14:24.000 Okay, before I go on to the list of fake victims here, let me ask you this, and I'd like for you to comment below.

00:14:28.000 Genuine question.

00:14:30.000 Just a gut feeling.

00:14:31.000 Let's say you go in for a job interview, and you're a straight white male, and you have the exact same qualifications.

00:14:38.000 As black female. 0.86

00:14:40.000 As trans individual.

00:14:41.000 Lesbian.

00:14:42.000 Or even just a woman.

00:14:43.000 Heart of hearts right now.

00:14:45.000 Who do you think's getting the job? 0.91

00:14:46.000 Assuming all other qualifications are the same.

00:14:48.000 You really think they're going to pick the straight white male just because he's a straight?

00:14:52.000 Or are they going to try and fill a quota?

00:14:55.000 It's a genuine question.

00:14:56.000 I've always assumed that I have to be above and beyond, or they're going to pass me over because I don't check any boxes.

00:15:03.000 I'm sorry, the trans card is just such a trump card now, you could just wait to the very end. 1.00

00:15:08.000 Ah, sir, we just don't think you're qualified.

00:15:11.000 For crying out loud, Dave took a leak on a tree and he's on a watch list!

00:15:14.000 I know!

00:15:15.000 Yes, it was in front of a playground and yes, the school was in session.

00:15:19.000 Yes, it was the eighth time.

00:15:21.000 Yes, and it was the same school, same tree.

00:15:23.000 You shouldn't return to the scene of the crime.

00:15:24.000 No, but... Lesson learned!

00:15:27.000 This person does it on a national broadcast.

00:15:29.000 Ah, you know, okay, I guess that's fine.

00:15:30.000 It's totally unacceptable.

00:15:32.000 It's totally and completely unacceptable.

00:15:34.000 And what do you think would happen if just a straight white male who was running?

00:15:37.000 Well, you know what?

00:15:38.000 It would be Joe Biden, who lied about everything.

00:15:40.000 I believe it was in 1988.

00:15:41.000 They found out he plagiarized.

00:15:42.000 They found out he didn't finish in the top of his class, like he claimed.

00:15:45.000 They found out he didn't get three degrees, like he claimed.

00:15:48.000 And guess what?

00:15:48.000 That sunk his candidacy back then.

00:15:50.000 He was a compulsive liar. 0.99

00:15:52.000 And so he lost. 0.95

00:15:53.000 This woman is a compulsive, she was a compulsive liar, and it took her passing, her parents passing, and finally her sisters to come out 40 years later for us to figure it out. 0.63

00:16:04.000 Let's go through some other fake victims here. 0.94

00:16:06.000 Remember Sean King?

00:16:09.000 Some of you don't.

00:16:09.000 Dude, I remember the name.

00:16:11.000 Yeah, Sean, yes.

00:16:12.000 Thankfully enough, he's kind of gone away.

00:16:14.000 Rachel Dolezal.

00:16:15.000 You have Kamala Harris, who's faked a lot of it when she's talked about, you know, black, white, sorry, Indian, Native American, sorry, Indian, Indian, sorry, maybe Native American. 0.99

00:16:23.000 You have Elizabeth Warren, who claimed that she was part Native American, that was complete and total horse crap. 0.96

00:16:27.000 You have Ariana Grande, who is Italian, like the Native American tear guy, right? 0.99

00:16:31.000 She's tried to play up the ethnic card.

00:16:33.000 Here's actually a side-by-side of her a few years apart.

00:16:37.000 What?

00:16:38.000 Wow.

00:16:39.000 She's white! 1.00

00:16:40.000 You have people who fake, so we have that. 0.81

00:16:42.000 There are a lot of examples of people who completely fake.

00:16:43.000 Is she Hispanic? 1.00

00:16:44.000 She's Italian.

00:16:46.000 Oh, that's what I thought.

00:16:46.000 Okay.

00:16:48.000 She's American-Italian.

00:16:50.000 Boy, the Italians do this a lot. 1.00

00:16:51.000 Yeah, they do it.

00:16:52.000 As a half-Italian, I gotta say, I've never pretended to be Native American.

00:16:56.000 Well, because Italian really isn't a whole lot at this point.

00:16:58.000 It doesn't check any boxes. 0.84

00:16:59.000 You're basically a white guy. 0.92

00:17:00.000 Oh yeah, of course you are. 0.99

00:17:02.000 And racist, and you yell stuff outside of bars and minorities inside of Brooklyn. 0.99

00:17:07.000 And the Irish. 0.70

00:17:08.000 Bensonhurst, yeah, not fance.

00:17:09.000 And both of them, though, they share a common bond in their dislike of Jews. 0.95

00:17:16.000 Um, back in the day.

00:17:19.000 So here's the thing.

00:17:20.000 You have people who have completely outright faked their identity.

00:17:22.000 Okay, again, that would, that would mean there's an incentive to do so.

00:17:24.000 But then you also have people who are either biracial or who do have a component of their

00:17:29.000 ancestry, unlike Elizabeth Warren, who has none.

00:17:32.000 And then of course they always try and identify with the marginalized portion of their identity,

00:17:39.000 And again, my only question here is, if it was such an advantage, if it was such a walk in the park, if life is easier when you're a straight white male or female, why is it that people continually identify with what would be perceived as the marginalized group if they're biracial?

00:17:55.000 And I know what you're going to say.

00:17:56.000 That's because society has already decided if you're, for example, biracial, half white, half black.

00:18:01.000 But we're not just using those examples.

00:18:02.000 You just saw Ariana Grande, Vin Diesel, whose mother is completely European, right? 0.98

00:18:06.000 Has an adoptive black dad.

00:18:08.000 He calls himself, quote, definitely a person of color.

00:18:13.000 Also, that's helpful.

00:18:14.000 The things I'm gonna do for my country.

00:18:16.000 Yeah.

00:18:17.000 Like lie about my 23 and me.

00:18:19.000 Yeah.

00:18:19.000 You know what I'm gonna go with?

00:18:21.000 Vin Diesel.

00:18:22.000 That's a good name.

00:18:24.000 Yes.

00:18:24.000 First name Vin.

00:18:26.000 Like the car?

00:18:27.000 Like a car Vin?

00:18:28.000 Yeah.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, it's diesel.

00:18:30.000 I like diesel.

00:18:31.000 Like diesel.

00:18:31.000 Trucks and they got Vins.

00:18:32.000 Yeah, diesel is like the gasoline.

00:18:34.000 Vin is like the car.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 Because you get more torque with diesel.

00:18:38.000 Yeah.

00:18:38.000 I'm very creative.

00:18:39.000 Yes.

00:18:42.000 For proof, see Fast and the Furious 84.

00:18:44.000 It's really as great as the other one.

00:18:49.000 The Asians love it.

00:18:50.000 Then you have Colin Kaepernick, right?

00:18:51.000 On the other hand, he was raised by white parents, only claims his black heritage.

00:18:55.000 Now, I know that you're going to say, well, that's because people would identify him.

00:18:58.000 Look, get rid of the, get rid of the teased fro, okay? 1.00

00:19:02.000 And people will be like, I don't know, Persian?

00:19:04.000 Meh, your guess is as good as mine.

00:19:05.000 You can kind of fit in a number of different categories.

00:19:07.000 He's Abercrombie ethnic.

00:19:08.000 There you go, yes.

00:19:09.000 He's ethnic enough, but you know, they would put him on a billboard because it doesn't intimidate white people.

00:19:14.000 Yeah, he's just enough.

00:19:16.000 He's just enough.

00:19:17.000 He also identified as a good quarterback for a little while.

00:19:19.000 That didn't work out either.

00:19:20.000 Right, and then you have Barack Obama.

00:19:21.000 He never called himself the first half-white president, even though he was largely raised by a white grandmother.

00:19:25.000 I mean, look, he's the least black black guy who's been in that office, let's be honest.

00:19:31.000 Sarah Palin would have dusted him on the basketball court, for crying out loud. 1.00

00:19:34.000 Look, I'm pretty sure Clinton was the blackest at the time. 0.86

00:19:37.000 He played the saxophone. 0.89

00:19:38.000 On Arsenio Hall?

00:19:39.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:40.000 He definitely came off a little more...

00:19:43.000 But this is a genuine question.

00:19:44.000 It's something that cannot be observed statistically.

00:19:47.000 So we'll make all of the references available at LatticeCutter.com for the examples.

00:19:50.000 Ken, it's a question to you.

00:19:51.000 Is anyone still buying this?

00:19:52.000 That it is such an advantage to be a straight white male at this point?

00:19:55.000 How many people are rushing to fake to be a straight white male?

00:19:59.000 How many people out there are biracial?

00:20:01.000 How many people out there who could, I guess, more conveniently pick a portion of their ancestry saying, yeah, I'm just Irish-American?

00:20:09.000 You never see it, and I know before you say, oh, but society has forced us to conform to it.

00:20:13.000 No, that's not true.

00:20:14.000 Especially when you look at the entertainment industry, and you look at the representation in the media, in the entertainment industry, and we're not just talking racially, we're talking LGBTQ, right?

00:20:21.000 All of this, there's a higher percentage of representation of all minority groups in all of our media, and I don't have a problem with that if it's a meritocracy, But at this point, why are people constantly rushing to lie to you if it is in fact so much more difficult to be a Native American, so much more difficult to be a black man than Diesel, so much more difficult to be... what is Ariana claiming to be?

00:20:44.000 Italian?

00:20:46.000 Well, that's what she is. 1.00

00:20:47.000 Well, she is Italian, but she's really playing it up, I guess. 1.00

00:20:50.000 I thought she was pretending to be Hispanic. 1.00

00:20:52.000 Is she?

00:20:53.000 I thought.

00:20:53.000 Grande.

00:20:54.000 Was she the one who also pretended to change the genders, saying, I'm gender neutral, and then went back? 0.63

00:21:00.000 Was that Ariana Grande, or was that the other one who looks like Ariana Grande, but isn't Ariana Grande? 0.99

00:21:05.000 You know who I'm talking about?

00:21:05.000 There's Ariana Grande, and there's the other one who's not.

00:21:08.000 Who am I talking about?

00:21:09.000 You guys know who I'm talking about?

00:21:10.000 We need Gary to... Someone knows.

00:21:12.000 Demi Lovato?

00:21:13.000 Demi Lovato!

00:21:14.000 That's it!

00:21:15.000 They're the same person!

00:21:17.000 Pretty much.

00:21:18.000 Have you ever seen them in the same room together?

00:21:21.000 Nope.

00:21:21.000 Just saying.

00:21:24.000 One's, well, Ariana's, I think, a little more appealing.

00:21:28.000 Who's the one who licked the donuts and said, I hate America?

00:21:30.000 That was Grande.

00:21:31.000 No kidding.

00:21:31.000 That was Grande.

00:21:32.000 Why did you know that so quickly?

00:21:34.000 We talked about it on the show.

00:21:35.000 Yeah, we talked about it on the show.

00:21:35.000 She licked donuts.

00:21:36.000 Oh, that's right.

00:21:37.000 Chastised the server and said, I don't think I hate America.

00:21:39.000 I don't know.

00:21:40.000 You see Ariana Grande lick donuts, you never forget it. 0.97

00:21:43.000 Oh, geez.

00:21:43.000 Yes.

00:21:44.000 That's the kind of event that sticks with you.

00:21:48.000 My point here is this.

00:21:49.000 The people who have fake backbones.

00:21:52.000 I'm standing up for Native Americans.

00:21:53.000 You're not Native American. 1.00

00:21:54.000 I'm standing up for people of color.

00:21:56.000 You're not a person of color, Vin Diesel. 1.00

00:21:59.000 Let's compare that to someone with actual brass pendulous balls. 0.96

00:22:04.000 You may not know this guy.

00:22:05.000 Just go with me here for a second.

00:22:06.000 There's a fighter in the UFC named Banil Dariush.

00:22:08.000 Now I know you'll see him and you'll think, hijacker?

00:22:11.000 But the irony here is he's actually Iranian-American.

00:22:15.000 He's a Christian.

00:22:16.000 Which again, that in and of itself, in and of itself, they had to flee Iran.

00:22:19.000 That someone who has a family, they had something to risk.

00:22:23.000 They had something to lose.

00:22:24.000 So he's a Christian, Iranian-American.

00:22:27.000 Okay.

00:22:28.000 And I watched the fights this weekend, which were fantastic, and we often have some friends who are fighting.

00:22:32.000 If you've watched the show, we've had them on the show.

00:22:35.000 He gave a speech, and there's always, you know, a component of obviously a risk if you go out and you make a very, I should say, on-the-nose Christian acceptance speech. 0.78

00:22:45.000 It's not very accepted in the entertainment industry.

00:22:47.000 They're significantly more forgiving in the UFC.

00:22:49.000 But then it dawned on me that he gave this speech in Abu Dhabi.

00:22:56.000 For the winner, by unanimous decision, Benil Darius!

00:23:11.000 Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with Benil Darius.

00:23:14.000 Benil, once again, man, you always step up to fight, it does not matter who.

00:23:19.000 How good does it feel to get a victory over a young, up-and-coming fighter like Mateus Gamrod?

00:23:26.000 Uh, I'm sorry Dana, but I gotta take a minute.

00:23:29.000 I need to dedicate this fight.

00:23:31.000 My people in Iran, I know you're struggling.

00:23:35.000 I know you're fighting for freedom.

00:23:37.000 I know it's a tough struggle.

00:23:38.000 I want you guys to know we're praying for you, and we love you.

00:23:41.000 Let me tell you one more thing.

00:23:42.000 This might be the most important thing you'll ever hear.

00:23:45.000 There is true freedom.

00:23:47.000 A freedom that no one can take from you.

00:23:49.000 In the name of Jesus Christ, the Son of God.

00:23:51.000 Don't ever forget that.

00:23:52.000 If you remember one thing I say, remember that.

00:23:56.000 Honestly, that's pretty articulate, considering his brain was just scrambled and bounced off the mat like a basketball.

00:24:00.000 But it's pronounced Iran.

00:24:03.000 Yes.

00:24:04.000 Iran.

00:24:05.000 Ariana Grande is Italian-American.

00:24:09.000 So, keep in mind, Iran is 99% Muslim.

00:24:11.000 Good for him, though.

00:24:12.000 UAE is 76% Muslim.

00:24:14.000 That's the crowd there, and I don't know if you know this, Because I know we've talked about how awful the Christian history is, the Western Christian history. 1.00

00:24:21.000 Muslims, and they have this thing called Sharia law, and in a lot of these countries, if you convert, or if you're trying to convert from Islam, they murder you. 0.72

00:24:32.000 Yeah, and if you try to convert anybody else, and I'm not sure they double murder you. 0.97

00:24:36.000 But Abu Dhabi's like, throw you off a building if you're gay Muslim, but it's very close. 1.00

00:24:40.000 Iran for sure is. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.000 Well, they still have indentured servants in Abu Dhabi.

00:24:43.000 People don't realize that.

00:24:44.000 That's slavery. 0.99

00:24:45.000 Yes.

00:24:45.000 And in Qatar.

00:24:47.000 Excuse me.

00:24:48.000 It's low paid slavery. 0.97

00:24:49.000 Yes, it's low paid slavery. 0.97

00:24:50.000 It's the people who work the donut counter that Ariana licks. 1.00

00:24:53.000 Yes.

00:24:54.000 Well, they pay extra.

00:24:55.000 No, a lot of people don't realize this about UAE.

00:24:57.000 A lot of people don't realize that the laws that still apply often to women in UAE. 0.97

00:25:00.000 I had a friend who competed at Abu Dhabi in this prestigious grappling tournament, and she had to walk around the building. 0.73

00:25:07.000 I don't know if this is still the case today.

00:25:08.000 This would have been maybe six, seven years ago.

00:25:10.000 She had to walk behind all of the men because you weren't allowed to walk in front of them at that point.

00:25:14.000 It's not exactly what you think.

00:25:16.000 You go and you go, oh, look, they have a fake ski mountain.

00:25:18.000 Oh, isn't that nice?

00:25:19.000 No, no, no.

00:25:19.000 Hold on a second.

00:25:20.000 There really is an underbelly there that is still not only unfair to women, but is incredibly, incredibly fascist in a lot of ways.

00:25:27.000 And this exists in every single majority Islamic country, and it has since the beginning of Islam, just to be clear.

00:25:34.000 It's not the same thing, because there is a system of laws, by the way, that require punishment.

00:25:37.000 For those of you who don't know, this is when Ben Carson got in a lot of trouble.

00:25:40.000 He said, I believe that Sharia law is incompatible, or the Quran is incompatible with the Constitution, because unlike the Bible, there's a system of laws that are prescribed, which is It's not just, hey, convert or you'll go to hell in the afterlife.

00:25:52.000 It's convert or you die. 0.97

00:25:54.000 If you're Islamic and you convert, if you're Muslim and you convert to Christianity, you die. 1.00

00:25:58.000 If you try and convert anyone else, you die. 0.94

00:26:00.000 If you don't convert to Islam, if you are someone who happens to have already been a Christian, for example, in the native land, you are subject to dimitude, which means you have a curfew, which means you have to pay a poll tax.

00:26:10.000 It's a second class citizenship. 0.98

00:26:11.000 There is a system of laws that exist in the Islamic world.

00:26:14.000 And by the way, with Benil Dariush, a name like that and a face like that, tell me that you didn't expect that voice.

00:26:23.000 He did not at all.

00:26:24.000 And by the way, if that's the only thing that he had ever said about the subject, he's never going back to Iran.

00:26:28.000 That's enough for Iran to put out a fatwa against him, basically.

00:26:31.000 You know, the thing that Pakistan did against you.

00:26:33.000 I think it's still active, by the way.

00:26:35.000 We'll have to see.

00:26:35.000 Thanks for bringing that up and drawing attention to it.

00:26:37.000 We'll need to renew it or not.

00:26:38.000 Ten year renewals on those things.

00:26:39.000 No, but I mean, it literally is death.

00:26:41.000 We're regular travel agents, Joe.

00:26:42.000 It's death for him and death, potentially, for his family.

00:26:46.000 At the very least, they would be social outcasts in the community.

00:26:49.000 So, I mean, it was huge.

00:26:50.000 People were like, oh, whatever, he said.

00:26:51.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:26:52.000 That's life-changing.

00:26:53.000 Yes.

00:26:54.000 Life-changing for him and his family, potentially.

00:26:56.000 And not to mention, as far as popularity, right, there is some influence in the UFC.

00:26:59.000 When you look at Abu Dhabi, right, they have this deal with Fight Island.

00:27:01.000 And this guy is on, I believe, a seven-fight winning streak.

00:27:04.000 It's either seven or eight.

00:27:05.000 He was a hot and cold fighter, and right now, he just broke into the top five.

00:27:08.000 He's unbelievable, if you haven't watched him.

00:27:10.000 And it is criminal that he's not getting a title shot.

00:27:13.000 I don't mean actually criminal, I mean figuratively.

00:27:15.000 So comment below if you're familiar with it, and if you, you know, show Benial Dar use some support.

00:27:19.000 I'm sure we can find his social media handles.

00:27:20.000 By the way, just kind of as a briefing here, you know, in Iran right now, people, they're currently engaged in these massive protests against this, you know, dictatorship of the Ayatollah.

00:27:30.000 And I believe the Ayatollah is still on Twitter, Facebook.

00:27:32.000 Can we get you guys to confirm that?

00:27:34.000 They removed Donald Trump while he was president.

00:27:35.000 The protest started, by the way, after a 22-year-old, her name was Masa Amini, died.

00:27:41.000 While she was in the custody of Iran's morality police.

00:27:45.000 That's an actual thing.

00:27:46.000 And she was reportedly arrested for breaking hijab rules. 0.78

00:27:49.000 They claimed something else.

00:27:51.000 It hasn't been entirely consistent, but it shouldn't matter.

00:27:54.000 No one should be arrested by the morality police ever.

00:27:57.000 We usually use it as a figurative thing.

00:27:58.000 You're like, oh, who are you?

00:27:59.000 The morality police?

00:28:00.000 Yes.

00:28:02.000 Exactly.

00:28:03.000 What morals do you have to enforce?

00:28:06.000 Oh, they're not very moral.

00:28:08.000 Only their morality.

00:28:09.000 We can do whatever we want and get away with it, but if a woman goes without a head covering, that's a line in the sand, buddy. 1.00

00:28:15.000 Well, here's something else.

00:28:16.000 We have a clip coming up here, really.

00:28:18.000 Oh, still on Twitter.

00:28:19.000 Just not wanting to see a woman's body is weird to me. 1.00

00:28:19.000 Lovely. 1.00

00:28:22.000 Sorry, I'm going to say it.

00:28:23.000 Well, it's immodest, they say.

00:28:25.000 I can't be trusted.

00:28:27.000 I see a little bit of ankle.

00:28:28.000 It's off to the races.

00:28:29.000 No.

00:28:30.000 What happens if I see the nape of her neck?

00:28:32.000 Oh boy, I'm going to be playing the black keys.

00:28:34.000 I can reach. 1.00

00:28:35.000 Now get my nine-year-old driver, boy, so I can rape him. 1.00

00:28:38.000 Yes, exactly. 1.00

00:28:39.000 No homosexuality. 1.00

00:28:40.000 No, no, no, no.

00:28:41.000 It's just a power move.

00:28:42.000 Right, right, right.

00:28:43.000 Yes.

00:28:43.000 It's a power move.

00:28:44.000 I give, never take.

00:28:45.000 Oh, and if you find that offensive, look into it.

00:28:47.000 Yes, look into it. 0.60

00:28:49.000 Remember when Ahmadinejad, the guy who looked like Jake Gyllenhaal with the terrorist beard, he claimed that they didn't have any homosexuals in Iran? 0.71

00:28:55.000 None. 1.00

00:28:56.000 Yeah, because you all do it in secret or you kill them. 0.97

00:28:59.000 It's a self-solving problem. 0.97

00:28:59.000 Yes. 0.97

00:29:04.000 All the people of Iran, when people today say, hey, if I would have gone back in time and I look at what happened with slavery, you know, I would have done something. 1.00

00:29:10.000 There's more slavery right now on Earth than ever throughout human history.

00:29:14.000 Forty-something million slaves.

00:29:15.000 We've talked about that.

00:29:16.000 But when people say, oh, you know what?

00:29:17.000 I would have done something to protect the marginal. 1.00

00:29:20.000 Right now, you want to act like that person on Channel 4 playing the piano with her penis is marginalized, but there are people right now dying today And I don't mean freedom of speech just here, like in what you mean, the freedom to say offensive things.

00:29:32.000 I mean freedom of speech simply to wear clothes, simply to speak as a non-Muslim. 0.99

00:29:39.000 That's the baseline we're talking about.

00:29:41.000 Protesters in Iran have been burning hijabs, have been cutting their hair.

00:29:45.000 And by the way, these people, again, the measure of a man or a woman is what do they do when they stand to lose something.

00:29:53.000 And these people stand to pay with their lives.

00:29:56.000 Crowd cheering.

00:30:24.000 Good for them.

00:30:26.000 Yeah.

00:30:26.000 They're standing up all over the place against this stuff.

00:30:28.000 But there was an Iranian climber who was called up to climb early.

00:30:32.000 This was going around, I think, two weeks ago, something like that.

00:30:35.000 And she wasn't ready.

00:30:36.000 And so she didn't have her head covering on.

00:30:38.000 And so she had to climb in a competition without it and was immediately met at the airport when she got home into her own country.

00:30:44.000 Gift basket?

00:30:45.000 No, I think it was the same morality.

00:30:48.000 Greeting committing.

00:30:49.000 Gift casket.

00:30:50.000 Yes, exactly.

00:30:52.000 I mean, beating women who don't have head coverings, at the very least that's what happened to this woman who was in custody and then complications arose from that. 0.98

00:30:59.000 I don't know the whole story, but it's entirely likely that they just, you know, went way, way, way too far beating her and she was not able to take it.

00:31:06.000 Right.

00:31:06.000 Died because of the injuries.

00:31:08.000 Yep.

00:31:08.000 You shouldn't, I mean...

00:31:09.000 I understand cultural differences.

00:31:11.000 I get it.

00:31:11.000 You want to enforce a rule that this is your culture, fine.

00:31:14.000 I disagree with it.

00:31:14.000 That's why I don't live there and I'm never going to go there.

00:31:17.000 But beating people for that reason?

00:31:20.000 Wasn't she a child?

00:31:20.000 Like, she was a teenager, right?

00:31:22.000 Yeah, 22, 23 years old.

00:31:23.000 Oh, she was very young?

00:31:24.000 Okay, I thought she was young.

00:31:26.000 But here's the thing.

00:31:26.000 Iran has always had this kind of running through it, this desire for freedom.

00:31:30.000 It has always been there, especially amongst the young people that want to protest.

00:31:34.000 All the United States needs to do is to stand up and say, we support you.

00:31:37.000 That's it.

00:31:38.000 Yeah.

00:31:38.000 And right now, I mean, I know politicians have said, we stand with people who are in Iran.

00:31:43.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:31:44.000 Ayatollah Khomeini, you're off Twitter. 0.98

00:31:46.000 You think you should be able to wipe out the entire country of Israel and Jews should be pushed into the sea. 1.00

00:31:51.000 Your words, not mine. 0.97

00:31:53.000 And...

00:31:54.000 You guys have no right to tell women that they can't do that.

00:31:57.000 No right whatsoever.

00:31:58.000 The United States stands behind you.

00:32:00.000 Right there.

00:32:00.000 There you go.

00:32:01.000 Mass protests erupt in Iran.

00:32:03.000 Problem solved. 0.99

00:32:03.000 Isn't it kind of interesting that we, you know, we talk about Ukraine and Russia where it's just one corrupt crap hole versus another corrupt crap hole and obviously my heart goes out to the people, the innocent people who are affected by this. 0.99

00:32:12.000 But then we're dealing with people who are actually, you know, creating an uprising against what is unilaterally agreed upon as a corrupt government. 0.98

00:32:19.000 A government that is, you know, I mean, government in the loosest sense of the word.

00:32:22.000 You're talking about a place where human rights don't exist and we're not sending dozens or now maybe hundreds of billions of dollars depending on how you do the creative accounting to help any of these people.

00:32:31.000 We're not really doing anything.

00:32:32.000 Yeah, and every time Israel launches airstrikes to make sure that they can't develop nuclear weapons to set them back in their development for that, we kind of stand on the sidelines and maybe wag our finger a little bit or stay silent, and it's like, no, no, no, no, be like, yeah, hell yeah, we sent them in there, we told them, like, look, we've got the intelligence, go! 0.56

00:32:48.000 Every single time, why are we playing around with these guys?

00:32:51.000 Well, that's also, again, why this guy, you know, Benil Dariush, I have all the respect in the world for him, and this is actually the biggest controversy since, I don't know if you guys remember this, but there was a guy named Yoel Romero.

00:33:00.000 Terrifying.

00:33:01.000 He's one of those guys, he won a medal in the Olympics, he's from Cuba, no one actually knows how old he is, and he doesn't really speak English, and he tested positive, but to be fair it was a tainted supplement, but he looks like an action figure.

00:33:13.000 And this was after Ireland had the gay marriage ruling or whatever happened there, but I don't know if it was a referendum exactly, and he went up and in this heavy accent he caught all this flack, because he said, What happened to you, USA?

00:33:25.000 No for gay, hey, no for gay Jesus! 1.00

00:33:28.000 Everyone's like, does he say gay Jesus? 0.99

00:33:30.000 Not gay Jesus? 0.98

00:33:31.000 He was trying to say don't forget Jesus.

00:33:34.000 I think, oh wait, we have a clip.

00:33:36.000 Tell them we have a clip.

00:33:37.000 Okay, let's roll this clip.

00:33:38.000 Hey! 0.99

00:33:40.000 Hey, USA!

00:33:41.000 Hey, Miami!

00:33:42.000 Hey, Florida!

00:33:47.000 Listen, people, listen, listen!

00:33:49.000 Listen!

00:33:51.000 What happened to you, USA?

00:33:54.000 What happened to you?

00:33:56.000 What's going on, you?

00:33:57.000 Forget!

00:33:58.000 For the best of the best of the world, the name is Jesus Christ!

00:34:03.000 What happened to you?

00:34:04.000 Wake up, USA!

00:34:06.000 Go! 0.95

00:34:07.000 Go back where you were going!

00:34:09.000 Go for Jesus!

00:34:10.000 Don't forget Jesus, people!

00:34:12.000 That's it.

00:34:13.000 No! 0.99

00:34:13.000 Not for gay Jesus! 0.99

00:34:14.000 I don't say for gay! 1.00

00:34:15.000 I say not for gay Jesus! 1.00

00:34:16.000 No! 0.99

00:34:16.000 USA! 0.99

00:34:16.000 Erudino, it was like you should keep your politics at home. 0.99

00:34:18.000 He's like, no, I don't say forget. I say no forget Jesus Yeah, you're saying not forget. You just know

00:34:24.000 Yes, I say no forget No forget Jesus

00:34:30.000 Yes!

00:34:30.000 That's what we're hearing!

00:34:31.000 No for Gay Jesus! 1.00

00:34:32.000 No! 1.00

00:34:33.000 A-U-S-T! 1.00

00:34:33.000 He's doing colleges now? 1.00

00:34:36.000 Who's Gay Jesus? 0.98

00:34:37.000 Hey! 0.99

00:34:38.000 A-U-C-L-A! 1.00

00:34:41.000 Are those the only two you know?

00:34:42.000 Hey! 0.99

00:34:43.000 Hey! 0.99

00:34:44.000 Arizona State!

00:34:46.000 That's a terrible one. 0.99

00:34:48.000 Every night he's praying like, I didn't mean to say you're Gay Jesus. 0.97

00:34:54.000 He's not gay. 0.72

00:34:58.000 And then the most terrifying thing, that guy's built, right?

00:35:00.000 And he was about to fight Michael Bisping, it was terrifying, he was on a tear, and they have Michael Bisping in the balcony, and he's motioning him like, yeah, giving him the finger, let's fight.

00:35:07.000 And it's even scarier because he just turns to him and goes, Hey!

00:35:10.000 Michael Bisping!

00:35:12.000 I love you!

00:35:13.000 And you're like, oh my god.

00:35:16.000 Why'd you say that?

00:35:17.000 Are we about to witness a sex crime?

00:35:20.000 I love you, man!

00:35:21.000 You seem to have two very different stances on this.

00:35:24.000 This is much more intimidating.

00:35:25.000 I have split personality, USA! 0.97

00:35:27.000 I don't want a gay Jesus, but I like gay me and you. 0.97

00:35:31.000 Yes! 1.00

00:35:33.000 I'm no for gay Jesus, but put in the closet when I'm with Mike and you! 0.99

00:35:39.000 Fifteen shades and no for gay Jesus! 1.00

00:35:41.000 Mike forfeits the match. 1.00

00:35:45.000 Mike would like to go gay. 1.00

00:35:47.000 Yes!

00:35:52.000 Again, my question to you is, what have you, and this is just kind of a conversation, what have you done when you've had something to risk?

00:35:58.000 You can comment that below.

00:35:59.000 When have you, we get these chats all the time on Mug Club, like, oh man, I might get in trouble in my job.

00:36:03.000 I think it's time for everyone to start taking some risks, because that guy out there is facing life or death consequences.

00:36:11.000 And the fact that you might get called to HR because you have a study Bible in your desk really doesn't mean all that much to the guy upstairs.

00:36:19.000 So we're going to move on here to...

00:36:23.000 Boo! 0.83

00:36:25.000 Boy, Landler, this show really feels like the Titanic.

00:36:28.000 Because it's a sinking tragedy?

00:36:30.000 No, because all the women and children have clearly long since left.

00:36:36.000 I haven't seen such a sausage fest since the Folsom Street Fair.

00:36:40.000 Only they had better physiques.

00:36:44.000 And jokes.

00:36:45.000 Have you heard the one about the wholesome street fair tranny who confused the birth control for the PrevPill? 0.90

00:36:52.000 No!

00:36:52.000 What happened?

00:36:53.000 Well, the good news, he didn't get pregnant. 1.00

00:36:57.000 PrevPill, that help you, Gerald?

00:37:01.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 Okay.

00:37:02.000 Alright, alright.

00:37:03.000 I don't know why we gave him the balcony.

00:37:05.000 I thought we took that down, but I did realize it's still there.

00:37:08.000 No, it's still there.

00:37:09.000 I try not to look at it.

00:37:09.000 What is he insinuating by that?

00:37:11.000 I think you know exactly what he's insinuating.

00:37:12.000 I think you know what he meant.

00:37:13.000 No, forget Gerald!

00:37:15.000 I'm not.

00:37:17.000 I guess I'm still gay.

00:37:18.000 Can you imagine if that guy saw the Folsom Street Fair?

00:37:21.000 He's just like, HEY!

00:37:22.000 HEY! 0.99

00:37:27.000 HEY! 1.00

00:37:27.000 NO FOR DICK! 1.00

00:37:28.000 Yes, gay Jesus. 1.00

00:37:29.000 Eight guys turn around. 1.00

00:37:32.000 NO FOR HAVE SEX ON FLOOR! 1.00

00:37:34.000 YOU CAN'T HAVE SEX IN THE STREET! 1.00

00:37:37.000 AND THEN POOP IN THE STREET! 0.99

00:37:38.000 WHAT HAPPENED, SAN FRANCISCO, USA? 1.00

00:37:41.000 He says we can have sex and poop in the street. 1.00

00:37:44.000 No! 1.00

00:37:45.000 I say, hey, no!

00:37:49.000 He says, let's go.

00:37:50.000 He's just the most misunderstood man in America.

00:37:55.000 If you haven't seen it, it's bone-chillingly scary.

00:37:57.000 All right, hey, we just had so many segments we wanted to hit from this weekend.

00:38:01.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden, he's kind of giving us more fodder.

00:38:06.000 Oh boy, he's giving us more form.

00:38:08.000 He's not.

00:38:10.000 Until it comes to shower time.

00:38:12.000 Yes.

00:38:14.000 Former Vice President Biden is now on the campaign trail and he's trying to help candidates.

00:38:20.000 I'm like, that's okay, stay home.

00:38:21.000 And so he's on the road quite a bit.

00:38:24.000 And of course, the more you see former Vice President Joe Biden, just the worse it is for him.

00:38:28.000 So that brings us to This Week in Biden.

00:38:31.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 0.98

00:38:35.000 I have not made that formal decision, but it's my intention.

00:38:39.000 My intention to run again.

00:38:41.000 And we have time to make that decision.

00:38:44.000 Uh, Dr. Biden is for it.

00:38:48.000 Mr. President.

00:38:49.000 Oh! 0.60

00:38:50.000 Dr. Biden thinks that, uh, my wife thinks that, uh, That we're doing something very important.

00:39:02.000 I think the best way to make the judgment is to watch me.

00:39:08.000 You know, am I slowing up and I don't have the same pace or, you know, and that old joke, you know, everybody talks about the, you know, the new 70s, 50s and all that stuff.

00:39:21.000 You know, I, you know, it could be I'm a great respecter of fate.

00:39:26.000 I could.

00:39:27.000 I could get deceased tomorrow. 0.99

00:39:28.000 I could, you know, drop dead tomorrow.

00:39:31.000 And will people who have privately held loans, will they at some point become eligible for this forgiveness because they no longer are?

00:39:39.000 We are working on pathways there to support those, but we're moving as quickly as possible to provide relief to as many people as possible.

00:39:56.000 How would you say your mental focus is?

00:39:58.000 Oh, it's focused.

00:40:03.000 Look, I have trouble even mentioning Even saying to myself, my own head, the number of years.

00:40:10.000 I no more think of myself as being as old as I am than fly.

00:40:14.000 I mean, it's just not... I haven't observed anything in terms of... There's not things I don't do now that I did before, whether it's physical or mental or anything else.

00:40:26.000 If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black. 1.00

00:40:33.000 We're all gonna die! 1.00

00:40:34.000 Yeah, I think he's on, what, Adrenochrome and Xanax?

00:40:38.000 Yes!

00:40:39.000 As in cocaine for uppers?

00:40:41.000 Yeah, like, I just don't understand.

00:40:43.000 He's like, you know, the old saying that 50 is the new 70.

00:40:47.000 That's great.

00:40:47.000 Thank you.

00:40:48.000 I was worried for a second.

00:40:50.000 It's the other way around, Joe.

00:40:51.000 Now I'm actually terrified.

00:40:52.000 It's also not relevant because you're 90.

00:40:53.000 It's also not an old saying.

00:40:56.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 It's not even a new saying.

00:40:58.000 One could argue it's not a saying.

00:40:59.000 Please tell me you're not the one negotiating to keep a nuclear bomb from going off in Ukraine right now. 0.69

00:41:05.000 Please tell me.

00:41:06.000 Just his body language.

00:41:07.000 Honestly.

00:41:10.000 My heart does go out to the former Vice President Biden as someone who has had people in the family who've suffered memory loss.

00:41:14.000 And I'm not a doctor, I'm not diagnosing him, but I do see the same kind of signs that I've seen with Alzheimer's in my family.

00:41:20.000 Could be dementia.

00:41:21.000 I mean, I had a relative who would just ram people with shopping carts.

00:41:24.000 This guy was a professor, this guy... Well, it's just fun!

00:41:26.000 Yeah, but then when he was older, it was a totally different person.

00:41:29.000 He laughed his ass off.

00:41:30.000 He was back to his childlike state. 0.63

00:41:32.000 And...

00:41:33.000 Where's his family, though?

00:41:35.000 Who I'm angry with?

00:41:36.000 His family.

00:41:37.000 People who are supposed to be looking out for him.

00:41:38.000 He'd be better off growing his nails and pissing in jars in his home theater.

00:41:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:43.000 Yeah.

00:41:44.000 He's like the old guy at, like, your old relative at a family reunion, where two minutes into the conversation you're like, great to see you, Uncle Joe.

00:41:53.000 Yeah.

00:41:53.000 I'm gonna go, because this is making me uncomfortable.

00:41:56.000 Right.

00:41:56.000 You'd be slightly uncomfortable, except you're angry for the fact that he's so handsy.

00:42:00.000 Yes.

00:42:01.000 Could you just let go of my daughter so I can go get some food? 0.77

00:42:07.000 It's a doll, Joe.

00:42:08.000 Stop sniffing the doll, OK?

00:42:09.000 He's trying to bring it back to life like Annabelle.

00:42:13.000 No, I love in that interview where he's like, well, just, you know, I understand.

00:42:15.000 He was saying that criticisms of somebody that maybe is getting older and starting to lose a step, they're fine.

00:42:20.000 It's fine to criticize that because, but just look at me.

00:42:22.000 Look at what am I?

00:42:24.000 Am I?

00:42:25.000 Have I lost a step?

00:42:27.000 Yes.

00:42:27.000 And then we played like all these clips and it's like, yes, you should never have said just look at what I'm doing because what you're doing tells us You might be 25th Amendment worthy.

00:42:38.000 But I've had people say, you know, like, well, I just feel bad for him.

00:42:41.000 You know, like, I really, I just think that we shouldn't be, like, shaming him for that, for getting older.

00:42:46.000 And it's like, he's the president.

00:42:49.000 I'm not shaming him.

00:42:49.000 Yes.

00:42:50.000 That's the problem we should be able to talk about.

00:42:52.000 If he was anyone else, fine.

00:42:55.000 We shouldn't have to put Cheerios in the bowl for when the president pisses. 0.99

00:42:58.000 No.

00:42:59.000 I have perfect aim.

00:43:01.000 I got to hit those little O's. 0.91

00:43:02.000 Just for breakfast.

00:43:03.000 You can't do that.

00:43:04.000 Kamala can't do that, I know for sure. 1.00

00:43:05.000 And cut. 0.99

00:43:05.000 Yeah, he's the leader. 0.99

00:43:07.000 He's the former vice president.

00:43:08.000 do that I know for sure.

00:43:09.000 Oh, oh, oh.

00:43:10.000 Baguettios.

00:43:11.000 What?

00:43:12.000 What did you say?

00:43:13.000 Apple Jacks.

00:43:14.000 They don't taste like apples.

00:43:15.000 We eat what we like.

00:43:16.000 And cut. 0.99

00:43:17.000 Wow, okay.

00:43:18.000 Yeah, he's the leader, he's the former vice president.

00:43:21.000 Yeah.

00:43:22.000 Leader of the free world.

00:43:23.000 If you can't shame someone for being wholly incapable of doing their job, and by the way,

00:43:28.000 when did criticism become equated with shame?

00:43:30.000 This is the brilliant ploy, right?

00:43:31.000 They go, shame is bad, no one should feel shame.

00:43:33.000 Some people should feel shame.

00:43:35.000 Plenty of people should feel shame.

00:43:36.000 And then criticism is not the same as shaming somebody.

00:43:39.000 We're not shaming former Vice President Joe Biden because he is maybe suffering from memory loss or clearly he's lost a step.

00:43:45.000 We are saying he is wholly incapable of doing the job that he was fairly and freely elected to.

00:43:52.000 You can be compassionate, but also be furious with the current state of affairs, his handlers, the party, the platform that has thrust him there, and his family who are just hangers-on, who are not looking out.

00:44:02.000 Who's looking out for dad?

00:44:04.000 For husband?

00:44:06.000 None of them are going to come out and tell the truth? 0.96

00:44:09.000 That's an evil, evil family.

00:44:11.000 Could you sit back and watch if your dad was going through that?

00:44:14.000 Never.

00:44:14.000 Could you sit back and watch and say, yeah, give him a power saw?

00:44:18.000 No, but if I was his family member and he was running for president, I would come out and torpedo his campaign.

00:44:24.000 I'm sorry, I would come out and be like, look, he's lost a step.

00:44:27.000 It's okay.

00:44:28.000 He was the vice president of the United States.

00:44:29.000 It's a great achievement.

00:44:30.000 You were in politics your entire life. 0.96

00:44:31.000 You suckled at the government teat. 0.75

00:44:32.000 Maybe not the best achievement in the world, but you did it. 0.84

00:44:35.000 Right off into the sunset as a quote-unquote powerful vice president who told the Ukrainian people they weren't getting money unless they got rid of a prosecutor going after your son's business.

00:44:43.000 Right.

00:44:44.000 Right.

00:44:45.000 But still, yeah, if you were in the family, I think you would come out.

00:44:48.000 You wouldn't say all the horrible stuff he did.

00:44:51.000 It's a different part of the brain.

00:44:53.000 My grandfather, my dad's side, he had a stroke.

00:44:55.000 He couldn't speak at all, but he could sing Happy Birthday.

00:44:58.000 It's the same with former Vice President Joe Biden.

00:44:59.000 He can still do corrupt things.

00:45:02.000 Yes, it's the left brain, right brain.

00:45:04.000 He can still collect money and know the exact to the penny what he's supposed to get.

00:45:08.000 The underage shower massages?

00:45:09.000 It's a totally different, but it's got the frontal lobe.

00:45:11.000 But then they have to remind him not to eat an ice cream cone upside down.

00:45:16.000 He's the only guy who gets brain freeze before he eats ice cream.

00:45:19.000 He's just looking at the ice cream cone.

00:45:22.000 What is this?

00:45:23.000 He fell asleep during a live interview, guys, and you know, you know they gave him that interview at like 9 a.m.

00:45:29.000 or something.

00:45:29.000 Right.

00:45:30.000 Because he's the leader of the free world from 5 a.m.

00:45:32.000 to 1 p.m., but after that, he's no good to anyone.

00:45:34.000 Well, 1 p.m.

00:45:35.000 is dinner time.

00:45:35.000 That's true.

00:45:36.000 Bedtime's 2pm.

00:45:37.000 Bob Evans here, they're waiting for him.

00:45:40.000 153. 0.90

00:45:41.000 And here's how you know he's a puppet.

00:45:43.000 Because if you look at what former Vice President Joe Biden said, I mean, not only was he racist, but you look at how he was actually kind of more traditional as it related to the LGBTQAIP when he was trying to portray himself as a practicing Catholic. That's completely

00:45:56.000 out the window. So this brings us to this other story here where former Vice President Joe Biden sat down, this is

00:46:01.000 going everywhere, viral everywhere, for all the wrong reasons, a

00:46:04.000 transgender TikTok activist, say that three times fast and then try not to throw up, 0.93

00:46:10.000 Dylan Mulvaney.

00:46:11.000 Not to be confused with Dermot Mulroney or Dylan McDermott, and I still think they're the same person.

00:46:18.000 Yeah, they are.

00:46:18.000 Have you ever seen them in the same room?

00:46:20.000 That's a true thing.

00:46:21.000 I've always thought the same thing.

00:46:22.000 I don't know.

00:46:23.000 One was in Four Weddings and a Funeral, one was in The Practice in American Horror Story.

00:46:26.000 Which one has more talent and range?

00:46:27.000 I don't think either.

00:46:28.000 Exactly.

00:46:30.000 It's the same dude.

00:46:31.000 TikTok activist Dylan Mulvaney.

00:46:33.000 I'm mad about him.

00:46:34.000 And the former vice president sat down to discuss, the term now is gender-affirming care.

00:46:39.000 Let me be really clear as to what this means.

00:46:41.000 Gender-affirming care means transitioning young children, which we were told was a fringe theory, and I'll get to that in a second.

00:46:47.000 So, former vice president Joe Biden, with everything going on right now in the world, said, oh, it's really important to sit down with a TikTok influencer to push the idea of transitioning children during an exclusive interview.

00:46:57.000 Here's a clip.

00:47:09.000 I don't know how it made it into the TriCaster.

00:47:10.000 Sorry.

00:47:11.000 Do we have the right one?

00:47:12.000 Yeah, I got it now.

00:47:13.000 Here he is.

00:47:13.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden with Dermot Mulroney.

00:47:16.000 And it feels like Republicans have turned trans and non-binary people into this thing to blame society's downfall on in some ways.

00:47:25.000 And this narrative is not only dangerous to our mental health, but also our physical safety.

00:47:30.000 And particularly trans women of color are being murdered at an alarming rate.

00:47:35.000 More than any other group of people.

00:47:36.000 Thank you.

00:47:37.000 How can Democratic leaders be more effective in advocating for us trans people and our families and our lives and our opportunities?

00:47:46.000 I'm not being facetious when I say this, being seen with people like you.

00:47:49.000 No, I mean it.

00:47:51.000 I genuinely mean it.

00:47:52.000 No one's cutting you off.

00:47:53.000 People fear what they don't know.

00:47:54.000 They fear what they don't know.

00:47:56.000 He's a reading prompter.

00:47:58.000 And when people realize, individuals realize, oh, This is what they're telling me to be frightened of?

00:48:05.000 This is the problem?

00:48:07.000 This is... I mean, people change their minds.

00:48:09.000 Do you think states should have a right to ban gender-affirming healthcare?

00:48:14.000 I don't think any state or anybody should have the right to do that.

00:48:17.000 As a moral question and as a legal question.

00:48:20.000 I just think it's wrong.

00:48:22.000 Well, look, first off, when they say, oh, society blames their downfall, they're afraid of us.

00:48:25.000 People fear what they don't know.

00:48:27.000 I will tell you right there, I'm a little bit scared that the former vice president is sitting down with the bent neck lady. 1.00

00:48:31.000 I do think that it's not necessarily the best. 0.97

00:48:34.000 Raving psycho.

00:48:39.000 And you know that story, right, where I fell asleep to the Christmas Yule Log on Netflix last... In a dark room. 0.70

00:48:44.000 In a dark room.

00:48:45.000 And then it decided to autoplay Haunting of Hill House?

00:48:47.000 And that's what you woke up to?

00:48:48.000 My pulse has never been higher until I saw that interview.

00:48:51.000 And don't think it's lost on me!

00:48:52.000 They had to pre-tape it!

00:48:55.000 We're live right now.

00:48:55.000 Just so you know.

00:48:56.000 Nothing up my sleeve.

00:48:57.000 Let's go to CNN really quickly.

00:48:58.000 Just show them what it is right now so you can see the clock.

00:49:01.000 We are live right now.

00:49:02.000 We do this without a net so that you can see this happening in real time.

00:49:05.000 They had to make sure they pre-taped that and cut it and cut it and cut it and sanitize it.

00:49:10.000 And even then it still doesn't make sense.

00:49:12.000 No, no, I mean it.

00:49:13.000 Let me finish.

00:49:14.000 And she's like, I don't know.

00:49:15.000 Who's not letting you finish?

00:49:16.000 Let me finish.

00:49:17.000 Stop! 1.00

00:49:20.000 She has a video that she put out before, too, where she's like, I'm wearing the color of a trans flag, and she's going out, and you're like, you're doing a stereotype of a girl.

00:49:29.000 Yes, exactly.

00:49:29.000 It's a little, like, it's kind of offensive, I think, to women.

00:49:32.000 It used to be, remember, they made Barbie fat, because these are offensive stereotypes. 0.96

00:49:36.000 Yeah.

00:49:36.000 And then they decide, of course, when you're talking about, take Caitlyn Jenner, take this individual as an example.

00:49:40.000 It's, let's perpetuate the stereotype of what a woman should be. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Well, now we're off to the races.

00:49:44.000 And by the way, just for a little more backstory, who is this person?

00:49:48.000 The Dermot Mulroney, Dylan McDermott, I know that's not the name but that's what's going to pop into my head, who was interviewed by the former vice president.

00:49:56.000 Hot Girl Summer!

00:49:57.000 Hot Girl Summer!

00:49:58.000 Day 75 of being a girl, and I've been carrying around tampons and pads for the past two months, but I've actually never opened one up, so let's do it!

00:50:07.000 I thought the letters stood for small, medium, and large based on the size of your Barbie pouch, but after a Google, I found out it's actually the level of your flow.

00:50:16.000 I thought Barbie was toxic. 1.00

00:50:17.000 My crotch doesn't look like other women's crotches sometimes. 0.99

00:50:20.000 All the time. 0.99

00:50:21.000 All the time.

00:50:22.000 And we all just normalize women having bulges sometimes. 0.98

00:50:26.000 Because we're coming up on bikini season, baby.

00:50:29.000 And you might see a bulge or two.

00:50:31.000 So normalize the bulge.

00:50:34.000 We are normalizing the bulge.

00:50:36.000 Women can have bulges and that's okay. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Wow, it's like an incredibly disturbed Jack Black.

00:50:43.000 Why would you say that?

00:50:44.000 Look, Betty, girls... I don't know what you're thinking.

00:50:47.000 You're thinking that girls shouldn't have a bulge. 1.00

00:50:49.000 No!

00:50:50.000 Any girl can have a bulge. 1.00

00:50:52.000 Any girl can have a bulge. 1.00

00:50:54.000 They'll have a bully bulge.

00:50:58.000 They let that in the White House?

00:50:59.000 Yeah.

00:50:59.000 Yeah, why don't you just let somebody with road flares tape to him into the White House?

00:51:09.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:10.000 I mean, look, take away the trans identity thing. 1.00

00:51:13.000 If a person had made videos like that, I'd be like, yeah, you're on a watch list for

00:51:17.000 not coming to the White House or anywhere near where the president is ever going to

00:51:20.000 be.

00:51:21.000 Yes.

00:51:21.000 And they're like, no, no, no, you do the interview.

00:51:23.000 The only time it might be appropriate to, say, normalize the bows is if you're speaking to a bunch of women who've grown up next to a radiation plant. 0.71

00:51:30.000 Well, in the tampon video, she actually takes the tampon and puts it in water, which I actually did as a kid and it filled the whole glass because I found one.

00:51:38.000 My friend and I, we were in Canada and it was out of a vending machine.

00:51:41.000 We were like, why would it fill the whole glass?

00:51:43.000 I don't know.

00:51:46.000 She does it and she pulls it out and she's like, oh, it's for a smaller flow.

00:51:51.000 It looks like a beautiful butterfly.

00:51:53.000 I'm like, what?

00:51:54.000 This person's not well.

00:51:56.000 Barbie pouch?

00:51:57.000 Where are you going?

00:51:58.000 You've been carrying around tampons.

00:52:00.000 How many stories have we covered where they want to get rid of Barbie? 1.00

00:52:02.000 The left, because I think it's toxic.

00:52:04.000 It's a negative female stereotype. 1.00

00:52:06.000 This transgender individual, Dylan, whatever name he is, she's, I'm not trying to use the right or wrong pronouns, okay?

00:52:14.000 I see the picture in front of me, and my brain can't compute it, so it messes me up.

00:52:19.000 Just to be clear, before you accuse me of a hate crime, that looks like a man, it looks to most people like a man in makeup and leather pants.

00:52:30.000 If Trump said, instead of, I grab him by the, you know, if he would have said, I like to grab him by the Barbie pouch, he wouldn't have been president.

00:52:41.000 That's how creepy that term is.

00:52:43.000 And look, frankly, I'm open to all.

00:52:45.000 I'm fine with, I like a good bulge in a lady's Barbie pouch, folks. 0.98

00:52:49.000 Who doesn't like a good bulge?

00:52:51.000 I've never, look, come what cabal, no bulge, a big bulge.

00:52:55.000 Hillary would have won in a landslide. 1.00

00:52:57.000 Well, Hillary is probably one of the people who wants to normalize the bulge. 1.00

00:53:00.000 And Mike Obama.

00:53:01.000 You can't say that what somebody else says on the other side is wrong and evil when it's like they say that and it's like that's a weird thing to say.

00:53:10.000 Admit it.

00:53:11.000 Just Barbie pouch.

00:53:12.000 Right.

00:53:13.000 And normalized women's bulges. 1.00

00:53:15.000 And her penis. 1.00

00:53:16.000 I'm sorry I'm still stuck on that. 0.99

00:53:18.000 It's summer. 1.00

00:53:18.000 The person with boobs and a penis. 1.00

00:53:20.000 I'm just like I don't know. 1.00

00:53:21.000 Okay.

00:53:22.000 It's summer so some women have bulges. 1.00

00:53:24.000 Yeah what ones that are wrecked.

00:53:30.000 Excuse me, it's ma'am.

00:53:32.000 Okay.

00:53:32.000 Well, seriously though... And this is a perfect example of them hijacking... Women, please comment below and hit the like button if you're... I know a lot of you watching, listening right now are women.

00:53:41.000 This person has now decided they speak for you.

00:53:44.000 Lots of... Lots of women have bulges. 1.00

00:53:46.000 No, you have a bulge. 0.99

00:53:49.000 Lots of women can get erections. 1.00

00:53:51.000 Yes. 0.99

00:53:52.000 No, you can get an erection. 0.98

00:53:53.000 Let's be clear. 0.99

00:53:54.000 Lots of women. 1.00

00:53:55.000 I speak for women.

00:53:56.000 Women, look, women do have their own issues, of course. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Women have issues that are unique to women. 0.99

00:54:00.000 I understand that just like men do, and some can argue women have more. 0.98

00:54:04.000 Going into bikini season with a giant penis in your bikini is not chief amongst them for most women. 1.00

00:54:14.000 It's almost like it's not designed for that. 0.99

00:54:16.000 It's almost like it's been hijacked.

00:54:19.000 Almost so and by the way, what's important about this is you have the former vice president the United States

00:54:23.000 sitting down discussing gender-affirming Care and this is necessary because we've discussed this

00:54:27.000 Virginia law Right states have to protect parents because we've talked

00:54:31.000 about this too with same-sex marriage. Okay, when we went back 0.88

00:54:34.000 I never supported same-sex gay marriage not because I don't of course civil union all the same property sharing rights, 0.98

00:54:40.000 whatever The problem is when you declare marriage a fundamental human right, you've now declared that men and women are fundamentally interchangeable, that children do not need both a mother and a father, or that it's not ideal.

00:54:49.000 Because that's why marriage laws exist in this country. 1.00

00:54:54.000 Look, there is an issue here. 0.65

00:54:55.000 You're going to open up Pandora's box with the same-sex marriage as opposed to having civil unions, which, by the way, many gay people run. 0.96

00:55:01.000 You look at Elton John and Rush Limbaugh agreed on that.

00:55:04.000 No one was trying to, right, goaltend, reject gay people putting each other in the will. 0.98

00:55:11.000 Now we're here with, they said, hey, what's, what, what, you're just saying that adults can't make their own decisions?

00:55:16.000 No one's talking about children.

00:55:18.000 No one's talking about transgender children.

00:55:20.000 Well, look, once you declare marriage a fundamental right, you've had in Canada, for example, pastors who've been jailed for saying they won't be involved with it because it violates their conscience, it violates their principles of their religion.

00:55:30.000 What do you think is going to happen if you declare, as former vice president just said there, that no one should have a say?

00:55:36.000 If it's a fundamental human right for a child to transition, oh! 0.96

00:55:39.000 Now a parent not allowing their child on puberty blockers is violating their fundamental human rights, it's tantamount to abuse, and Child Protective Services can come and take your kids away.

00:55:46.000 Which, by the way, has already started happening, depending on the state.

00:55:49.000 Look behind you, there's a slippery slope.

00:55:51.000 But you've been gaslit!

00:55:52.000 Where members of the media and members of the entertainment industry have claimed time and time again that the LGBT agenda, that this normalizing with kids, that, hold on, you're just crazy, it's, no, no, that's, that's just, that's a fringe point of view, you don't need to worry about it.

00:56:04.000 Here you go, here's proof.

00:56:05.000 Marriage equality opponents sometimes make a slippery slope argument.

00:56:10.000 If we allow same-sex couples to marry, then why not polygamy? 0.98

00:56:12.000 Why not incest?

00:56:13.000 Children sometimes make a slippery slope argument.

00:56:16.000 If we allow same-sex couples to marry, then why not polygamy? 0.98

00:56:19.000 Why not incest?

00:56:20.000 Why not bestiality?

00:56:21.000 But conservatives, such as Justice Antonin Scalia, warned for decades that the most basic

00:56:26.000 rights for gay and lesbian Americans would put us on a slippery slope to legalize polygamy 0.87

00:56:31.000 along with, and I quote, adult incest, prostitution, masturbation, adultery, bestiality, and obscenity. 0.98

00:56:38.000 Those are the bits that Elizabeth warned you about. 0.89

00:56:40.000 Because no one back then predicted children on puberty blockers.

00:56:43.000 You should legalize prostitution. 0.94

00:56:45.000 You should tax it and test the girls to keep them safe. 1.00

00:56:48.000 That's where I stand, Dave, for Whores 2024. 1.00

00:56:52.000 Wait, no wait, no wait, let me, let me, no, I'm serious.

00:57:00.000 This way Hunter can stop having him trafficked directly to his house.

00:57:03.000 What a joke!

00:57:05.000 Just brings him in in a giant cake every time, like under siege.

00:57:08.000 Like, you don't have to do that every time.

00:57:09.000 Or just a big cartoonish acme crate that he opens.

00:57:14.000 People know what you're doing.

00:57:15.000 It's more fun this way.

00:57:16.000 There's eight alive ones and two dead ones?

00:57:20.000 It's the spice of life.

00:57:21.000 You have to keep it a surprise.

00:57:23.000 So here's the thing.

00:57:23.000 They said, oh, slippery slope.

00:57:25.000 Now you have Jon Stewart saying that it's abuse to not allow children to transition.

00:57:28.000 You have John Oliver.

00:57:29.000 I'm willing to bet that every single person in that video supports transitioning children to some degree.

00:57:34.000 And we know that every single member of the platform, the DNC right now, in this administration does.

00:57:40.000 If anyone doesn't, we haven't heard them speak out.

00:57:42.000 It's not a fringe point of view.

00:57:45.000 He thinks it's just wrong for parents to protect their children from gender-affirming care, as they call it, and that means doctors coming in, that means surgeons coming in, that means social workers coming in saying, oh, this isn't a tomboy, this girl is actually a boy, and you need to acknowledge their fundamental human right to exist.

00:58:05.000 Well, sure I acknowledge their right to exist, and that means thousands of dollars in surgery and in hormonal care.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:58:11.000 So what I'm going to say is, you know how they actually avoided saying the word children or kids?

00:58:17.000 Because if you're over age, you can go get this care on your own, right?

00:58:21.000 I don't believe that there are any restrictions.

00:58:23.000 Maybe some states have some kind of random miscellaneous rules.

00:58:26.000 But they said gender-affirming care, not wanting you to think, oh, they're talking about a 12-year-old.

00:58:31.000 They're talking about somebody who has to have mom and dad's permission.

00:58:34.000 They're trying to, like, sneak this thing in under gender-affirming care in general. 1.00

00:58:38.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:58:38.000 They're talking about kids.

00:58:40.000 Yeah.

00:58:40.000 And just won't say it.

00:58:42.000 Let me ask you this.

00:58:43.000 Can a 12-year-old, and by the way, we're talking about kids as low as 4, 5, 6.

00:58:47.000 Yeah.

00:58:48.000 I was trying to be generous.

00:58:49.000 Yes.

00:58:49.000 But let's say, can a 12-year-old consent to sex?

00:58:53.000 No.

00:58:54.000 Okay.

00:58:54.000 What?

00:58:55.000 Does cutting off your penis or does sewing up your vagina, does it affect your sex life? 1.00

00:59:00.000 For the remainder of your life? 1.00

00:59:01.000 Yes, we know that it absolutely does.

00:59:02.000 In some cases, they can't climax for the rest of their life.

00:59:04.000 Uh, okay. 0.97

00:59:05.000 Can a 12-year-old... Would a 12-year-old be allowed to get silicone breast implants if it was just a girl who said, uh, other girls have bigger boobs than I do? 1.00

00:59:13.000 Would that be considered good parenting? 0.69

00:59:15.000 No, of course not.

00:59:16.000 What about a young boy who wanted to get plastic surgery because he didn't like, you know, at 9 years old, didn't like the way his face looked, felt self-conscious?

00:59:24.000 Would you allow a 12-year-old boy, would you allow a 12-year-old Italian boy to get electrolysis on his trapezoids?

00:59:33.000 Probably not!

00:59:34.000 You'd probably say it's age-inappropriate when they say, yeah, no, but actually I'm a girl.

00:59:38.000 Oh, okay.

00:59:39.000 $250,000 in hormonal replacement and, of course, in surgical care, which is completely elective and unnecessary.

00:59:44.000 And by the way, we have the stats on this.

00:59:46.000 We know that about 80, anywhere as low as 87, and there are older studies that are as high as 95.

00:59:53.000 Let's call it 87%.

00:59:54.000 That's the lowest that we have of children.

00:59:56.000 They completely grow out of.

00:59:57.000 They completely grow out of thinking that they are trans if you just do nothing.

01:00:01.000 The moment you give them puberty blockers, 0% grow out of it.

01:00:06.000 So we go from 87% of kids growing out of it to 0%.

01:00:09.000 By the way, that 100% in the case of kids with puberty blockers, they're now in a statistical Pool, a reality of 42% attempted suicide rate.

01:00:20.000 If any other scenario, whether it's living their true self, whether it's bulimia, whether it's anorexia, whether it's someone with body dysmorphia, if they were on the road to something that we know, beyond any shadow of a doubt, increases their risk of suicidal ideation and actually carrying out suicidal action to 42% Wouldn't you do everything as a parent that you could to stop them?

01:00:45.000 But now, the government wants to stop you.

01:00:48.000 That is the most perverse encroachment of government that I can think of, getting themselves between a parent and a child.

01:00:57.000 It's also not true self.

01:00:59.000 Of course.

01:01:00.000 Yeah.

01:01:01.000 No, we all have to, when we live our true self, we all have to get, you know, half a million dollars in surgery to look like what we were meant to look like.

01:01:08.000 Yeah.

01:01:08.000 Because God doesn't make mistakes, but God made me looking like this and my plumbing operates like this, so I'm going to correct all of God's mistakes.

01:01:15.000 Well, yeah, and the thing that makes you suicidal and hate yourself, that's definitely your true self.

01:01:19.000 That's your true self.

01:01:19.000 You don't want to go deeper and try to, you know, find peace.

01:01:22.000 You want to, the thing that makes you die, you want to glorify it.

01:01:25.000 No, no, no, it's society that makes them suicidal, even though it's higher than Jews and Auschwitz and American slaves. 0.54

01:01:30.000 Something something target bathroom. 0.99

01:01:32.000 And it doesn't change after they transition.

01:01:34.000 It doesn't change.

01:01:34.000 Doesn't get any better.

01:01:35.000 No, there's actually been a lot of people that have transitioned and gone back that I've actually talked to online a couple times and you know for numbers and sex and but no honestly like they've reached out because of our show and they've said you know like I had this my and I had this at 16 I was allowed to have this and now at 17 you know like a year later and now they're you know 25 30 years old and they're they're advocates against it but it's because It was a year later they changed their mind and they had a mastectomy.

01:02:03.000 Right.

01:02:04.000 You know stuff like that and it's it's kind of sad because I think that both those those voices need to be heard.

01:02:10.000 Right.

01:02:11.000 And not shunned like they're saying something bad.

01:02:12.000 It's like this person lived it and experienced it.

01:02:15.000 They should be allowed to say like you can draw your own opinion.

01:02:18.000 That's the part I don't get.

01:02:18.000 Sure.

01:02:19.000 So why silence the voice of somebody who's experienced it firsthand?

01:02:23.000 Well, and I'm kind of... I'm putting this together in my head.

01:02:23.000 Right.

01:02:25.000 I'm thinking through, okay, what if my son has issues when he's 10, 12?

01:02:29.000 God forbid if the public school... Don't you put that evil on your offspring! 1.00

01:02:33.000 You don't know if he's a son yet!

01:02:34.000 Well, it's true. 1.00

01:02:36.000 The doctor could have made a mistake by saying, Hey, you got a penis! 1.00

01:02:39.000 You're a son! 1.00

01:02:40.000 Oh boy.

01:02:41.000 I hit my doctor square in the bottom.

01:02:43.000 Yep.

01:02:44.000 Right in the kidney.

01:02:46.000 But walking through that process, yes, parents, I understand that that's a very difficult situation to be in, but parents have gotten to the point where they never want to tell their kids no.

01:02:54.000 They never want to actually parent their children.

01:02:57.000 But it's part of the process that you have to go through, and you have to make sure If you are neutral on this, at the very least you should make sure they get to a point where they can make good decisions in life.

01:03:09.000 I don't know, like buy a beer, vote, rent a car.

01:03:11.000 Those age ranges, something like that, where you can actually go, okay, this wasn't a fad, but here's the thing I'm really not understanding right now.

01:03:19.000 This day and age in school where it's promoted to explore your sexuality, to explore your gender identity, is this really that big of a thing for kids right now?

01:03:28.000 Is this really the hateful environment that they're making it out to be?

01:03:32.000 Where they quote numbers like trans female murder rate for people of color is higher than any other people group, period.

01:03:37.000 I would like to do some research into that and see how they got that number.

01:03:39.000 Is it really?

01:03:40.000 It's a niche sampling size.

01:03:41.000 If you're trans right now in school, you go do whatever you want!

01:03:45.000 Yeah, well that's the thing. 0.67

01:03:45.000 It's like, hey, I would like to buy this beer. 0.67

01:03:46.000 I'm sorry, you can't of age. 0.99

01:03:47.000 But there's a fake cock attached to it. 0.99

01:03:50.000 Would you like a Pabst Blue Ribbon? 0.99

01:03:50.000 Right this way. 0.99

01:03:52.000 It sucks too. 0.99

01:03:53.000 And by the way, this is a big part of it too. 0.99

01:03:55.000 I was just watching the show The Watcher.

01:03:58.000 I think it was on Netflix.

01:03:58.000 We were going to review it.

01:04:04.000 They talk about their daughter, and the dad says, hey, you're not even 16, you shouldn't be wearing lipstick, or hey, I can see your bra strap, you know, be careful the message you're sending out to young men.

01:04:11.000 And the mom says, you know, we were never going to be like this.

01:04:14.000 We said we were going to raise young girls who own their sexuality. 0.93

01:04:17.000 And here's something that I wanted to bring up, is when they say own their sexuality, and this is from feminists, right, is own their sexuality largely meant being as promiscuous as men.

01:04:27.000 And obviously it's backfired.

01:04:28.000 And obviously that is the start of the blurring of gender lines that men and women are the same.

01:04:33.000 But let me ask you this, women, if you're watching right now. 0.91

01:04:36.000 How does this pass the sniff test?

01:04:38.000 Yes, I'm owning my sexuality.

01:04:40.000 I'm owning my value by giving it away.

01:04:43.000 Let's just look at supply and demand.

01:04:45.000 Let's look at basic economics, the concept of scarcity.

01:04:48.000 Is there any other example that you can think of where you increase the value of something by making it more readily available and a greater supply?

01:04:58.000 In other words, how is it that women believe they increased their value by owning their sexuality, which meant giving it away? 0.89

01:05:05.000 Well, I'm in charge of it.

01:05:06.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:05:06.000 Unless you're talking about rape, you've always been in charge of it.

01:05:08.000 And by the way, we're all against rape.

01:05:10.000 But the idea of free love and free sex, where else would that increase the value of anything?

01:05:17.000 By giving it away for free?

01:05:19.000 Yes.

01:05:20.000 Let more men have one-night stands with you. 1.00

01:05:22.000 That'll empower you.

01:05:23.000 Anything!

01:05:24.000 Think about anything.

01:05:25.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:05:26.000 If oil was given away for free.

01:05:27.000 Red Bulls.

01:05:28.000 Right?

01:05:28.000 You ever see the Red Bull girls?

01:05:30.000 They come up, they have their backpack.

01:05:32.000 They go, man, I'm dragging.

01:05:33.000 Oh, thank God.

01:05:33.000 The Red Bulls gave it away for free.

01:05:35.000 Now you're not going to buy a Red Bull.

01:05:37.000 They were trying to seed the market and get you to try before you buy.

01:05:39.000 Well, yeah.

01:05:40.000 They also throw in some fentanyl and that's a problem.

01:05:42.000 That is a problem.

01:05:42.000 That's a labeling issue.

01:05:44.000 You said it was cigarettes.

01:05:46.000 And bars.

01:05:46.000 To get you hooked.

01:05:47.000 And Captain Morgan would do that.

01:05:48.000 Remember Captain Morgan would come into bars?

01:05:50.000 They would give stuff away for free?

01:05:51.000 Yeah, they'd give you shots and stuff.

01:05:52.000 But just a little bit?

01:05:53.000 Just a little bit, but then they charge a premium.

01:05:55.000 Like, if you'd like more, you have to purchase it here.

01:05:57.000 And I always did.

01:05:58.000 You've never increased the value of anything by giving it away for free.

01:06:01.000 This right now is a wrong message to young men and to young women, and it all started by deliberately Delivering the wrong message to young women.

01:06:09.000 And then we said, women can act like men. 0.98

01:06:12.000 And that's one of the greatest, by the way, turns of reverse psychology that I've ever seen.

01:06:16.000 Men were like, don't do that! 0.89

01:06:18.000 Don't have sex freely with everyone! 0.98

01:06:20.000 You'll be- don't do that! 0.99

01:06:22.000 Oh, we won't be able to- you're incredibly valuable!

01:06:26.000 Skunked again! 0.69

01:06:27.000 Don't be just like us.

01:06:29.000 Here's some cab fare.

01:06:30.000 And we've gone through all this.

01:06:32.000 By the way, increased estrogen levels in men increases the risk of cancer.

01:06:35.000 Also in women. 0.94

01:06:35.000 We've talked about hormonal replacement therapy in kids. 0.94

01:06:38.000 It can increase brain swelling, vision loss.

01:06:40.000 There are all kinds of problems.

01:06:41.000 You can go check out the references at lateralhealthcreditor.com.

01:06:43.000 But now it's being echoed by England's National Health Service.

01:06:47.000 And there's someone from there who just released a statement, the English National Health Service,

01:06:52.000 they're saying that most children who think they are transgender are quote just going through a

01:06:57.000 phase. So the NHS plans to ban puberty blockers. Yeah, no and the NHS will now be banned for

01:07:02.000 saying yes from all social media because they know better than the NHS. Outside of very very specific

01:07:07.000 clinical trials are going to ban puberty blockers for minors. They also, the NHS warned doctors to

01:07:13.000 not encourage children to change their names or pronouns.

01:07:17.000 Here's a quote, social transition such as changing a young person's name and pronouns or the way that they dress is not a quote neutral act.

01:07:24.000 Doing so could have significant effects in terms of their psychological functioning.

01:07:28.000 And in case, by the way, you needed any more evidence of the slippery slope, Microsoft has gotten in on that action with their new LGBTQIA plus logo called the Banner of Pride.

01:07:40.000 What?

01:07:41.000 You know they turned off the comments on that.

01:07:43.000 Somebody throw some soup on it. 0.87

01:07:45.000 That's Windows 90.

01:07:47.000 Take a guess.

01:07:49.000 I don't know how many genders there are flags, so we'll just go with all the colors. 1.00

01:07:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:07:55.000 Let's just toss it all in there.

01:07:56.000 How could that be any less relevant to computer software?

01:07:59.000 It's a kaleidoscope.

01:08:01.000 That's all it is.

01:08:01.000 Yes.

01:08:02.000 It's what Harry was looking through when he was robbing the house.

01:08:05.000 So this is the NHS.

01:08:06.000 What happened to trust the science?

01:08:08.000 This is why I don't say, just trust this scientist.

01:08:11.000 The appeal to authority fallacy is incredibly, it's incredibly subversive.

01:08:16.000 Because people go, oh yeah, okay, Dr. Fauci.

01:08:18.000 I don't know. 1.00

01:08:19.000 You assume that you're an idiot, so you assume the people in power know. 1.00

01:08:21.000 But what do you do when the people in power, the actual doctors, are saying, you really shouldn't do this. 1.00

01:08:27.000 This is bad.

01:08:28.000 And again, this isn't science like Dr. Fauci, when you're talking about the NHS, where they're trying to make a prediction in the absence of information.

01:08:34.000 They are now issuing prescriptions in the face of a preponderance of evidence.

01:08:40.000 Now, all of the evidence that we have points to the fact that it is not only bad for children, but it is deadly for children.

01:08:50.000 Who decided to ignore all of the science that we have available?

01:08:52.000 Again, it's not a hypothesis.

01:08:53.000 It's already been tested.

01:08:55.000 The former Vice President of the United States.

01:08:57.000 He's decided to take it upon himself to fly in the face of science and say, and I'm not kidding, no state should have any right to stop parents from telling you you can't be on puberty blockers.

01:09:09.000 Hey! 0.99

01:09:11.000 Oh, that's a slippery slope.

01:09:13.000 Way, way off in the distance.

01:09:15.000 Like Wilson in Castaway.

01:09:17.000 That's where you are.

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01:09:21.000 We have to go to Mug Club. 0.78

01:09:22.000 I realize we're kind of running late a little bit today.

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01:09:44.000 That's it.

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01:09:45.000 They're cool?

01:09:47.000 They're cool?

01:09:48.000 They're exclusive?

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01:09:51.000 They're deadly?

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01:09:56.000 Yes, exactly.

01:09:57.000 Thank you, Caster Troy.

Louder with Crowder - October 24, 2022

TRANS TIKTOKER MEETS WITH BIDEN, PROMOTES GENITAL MUTILATION | Louder with Crowder

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