Louder with Crowder - Trudeau Out, Carney In: Who Is Canada’s Anti-Trump Puppet?

00:00:00.000 - - Can you smell me now?

00:00:22.000 No.

00:00:24.000 Sorry, I had Mexican food for lunch.

00:00:25.000 Can you smell me now?

00:00:26.000 No, not a thing.

00:00:27.000 Dang.

00:00:28.000 You smell this?

00:00:29.000 No, that's why I'm telling you.

00:00:30.000 I'm all blocked up.

00:00:31.000 I can't smell anything.

00:00:32.000 Here, come with me.

00:00:37.000 Can you smell me now?

00:00:38.000 Still nothing.

00:00:39.000 No.

00:00:40.000 Dang.

00:00:41.000 Here, try this.

00:00:50.000 Can you smell me now?

00:00:53.000 Yes.

00:00:54.000 God!

00:00:55.000 Yes, why do you...

00:00:56.000 Why do you smell like... 0.98

00:00:58.000 Like what?

00:01:00.000 Just your body's trying to tell you something.

00:01:04.000 There's something wrong.

00:01:06.000 It's not like a natural smell.

00:01:07.000 It's not like a must.

00:01:08.000 It smells like a medical...

00:01:11.000 Like a waste bin.

00:01:12.000 Like something in you is dying.

00:01:14.000 So it works.

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00:01:33.000 Clear.

00:01:34.000 Wash your nose.

00:02:20.000 That's the sound of Monday, I guess.

00:02:23.000 Silence?

00:02:23.000 I don't know why I still have to do the sip.

00:02:24.000 If people say, can I stop doing this?

00:02:26.000 No.

00:02:27.000 Well, that was definitive.

00:02:29.000 You didn't have to think about it, did you?

00:02:30.000 No, I didn't.

00:02:31.000 Oh, you put a comment?

00:02:34.000 That wasn't supposed to be the first one.

00:02:35.000 Save the sip!

00:02:38.000 I get distracted by this guy on CNN with the beady, soulless eyes.

00:02:41.000 All right.

00:02:42.000 A lot to get to today.

00:02:43.000 You know, Syria is not doing all that well.

00:02:45.000 We're going to talk about that briefly.

00:02:47.000 Christians being killed in record numbers.

00:02:49.000 I mean, Syria's never been doing that well, let's be honest.

00:02:51.000 But Canada's also not doing all that well.

00:02:53.000 Trudeau is out!

00:02:54.000 So we've been building this Trudeau time to close for a long time.

00:02:58.000 Anyway, now, now, now, now.

00:03:00.000 The problem is his replacement for the Liberal Party of Canada before they host a national election is definitely worse.

00:03:08.000 He's a pro.

00:03:10.000 Communist pro-China liberal who is obsessed with Donald Trump.

00:03:14.000 We'll get into that, so we'll see what damage can be done in the next couple of months here.

00:03:17.000 John Oliver.

00:03:19.000 This was just released this morning, even though he did it last night.

00:03:22.000 Lied about ICE and immigrants, as he always does. 0.96

00:03:25.000 We're going to fact-check that.

00:03:26.000 And South by Southwest, I've been banned for life.

00:03:30.000 And I'm not complaining.

00:03:31.000 I was rightfully banned, and I should remain banned.

00:03:34.000 But we sent our team an undercover, so we still have footage this year.

00:03:38.000 It's not what it once was, but, you know.

00:03:40.000 It's fun.

00:03:40.000 We should try sending you back one year.

00:03:42.000 We can try.

00:03:43.000 We did that a couple of times, but we actually...

00:03:45.000 You can't put you in jail, right?

00:03:46.000 Well, when we go to South by Southwest, we would often get struck down on YouTube, even though it was fair use.

00:03:51.000 So it may happen today.

00:03:53.000 If you're still watching on YouTube and you see this...

00:03:56.000 Head on over to Rumble.

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00:03:59.000 Major announcement this Friday, too.

00:04:01.000 So a lot of you may not be used to us streaming on Friday, but Rumble premium members do.

00:04:04.000 And we have some news.

00:04:07.000 So let me ask you this.

00:04:08.000 Who do you think is going to win the Canadian election, and why do you not care?

00:04:12.000 And when is it?

00:04:13.000 Does anybody know that?

00:04:14.000 I couldn't give you the exact date.

00:04:15.000 Is it already said, or do they have to call it?

00:04:18.000 See, we don't know anything.

00:04:19.000 I think it's one of those places where they have an election when they feel like it.

00:04:21.000 Pretty much.

00:04:21.000 They call it a snap election.

00:04:23.000 We'll do it today.

00:04:24.000 Yes.

00:04:25.000 Hopefully you can get off work.

00:04:26.000 Hey, what do the polls say?

00:04:27.000 I can win today?

00:04:28.000 I just legalized weed across the whole country?

00:04:31.000 Election tomorrow!

00:04:32.000 The problem is when you find yourself stuck between that rock and hard place where whenever you call the election...

00:04:38.000 It will go badly.

00:04:39.000 And that's where Trudeau and the Liberal Party is.

00:04:41.000 So he had to step down. 0.99

00:04:42.000 And it's a silly country. 0.94

00:04:44.000 But Captain Morgan is feeling better. 0.94

00:04:45.000 I'm glad you're doing better.

00:04:46.000 CEO and Josh Feierstein, not underscore Feierstein on X, which is down right now.

00:04:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:54.000 Maybe they're like me.

00:04:55.000 Maybe they're grumpy.

00:04:56.000 They lost their Sunday.

00:04:57.000 What?

00:04:58.000 Daylight savings time.

00:04:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:59.000 One hour feels like the whole day.

00:05:01.000 It is, but it's actually kind of good with...

00:05:02.000 Might as well, yeah.

00:05:03.000 Threw it away.

00:05:04.000 Threw it away the whole day.

00:05:05.000 Wow.

00:05:05.000 It's good with toddlers, though, because they sleep a little bit later.

00:05:07.000 Yeah.

00:05:07.000 It's not good for you as an adult.

00:05:09.000 But my little ones were going, why are we going to bed?

00:05:12.000 It's day.

00:05:13.000 I don't know.

00:05:13.000 My son wakes up at 3.15 every morning anyways, but I think he's possessed.

00:05:17.000 Yeah.

00:05:17.000 Well, there's nothing that a significantly high dose of Benadryl won't fix.

00:05:21.000 I'm telling you.

00:05:23.000 Oh! 0.60

00:05:23.000 Mosquito got him! 0.60

00:05:24.000 Benadryl! 0.75

00:05:24.000 Or Quaaludes. 0.75

00:05:25.000 Whatever floats your boat.

00:05:26.000 Hey, this is going viral right now.

00:05:28.000 This woman who actually, laying the brain, spent quite a bit of time with at South by Southwest and didn't know.

00:05:34.000 Love is Blind is a show.

00:05:36.000 It's largely fake.

00:05:37.000 It's terrible.

00:05:37.000 It's what's wrong with America.

00:05:38.000 But this lady was on the show. 1.00

00:05:41.000 They were doing a promo on South by Southwest with some other footage.

00:05:43.000 This is weird.

00:05:44.000 She left her man at the altar because of...

00:05:49.000 His stance on social issues.

00:05:52.000 Now, there's an argument to be made that he just was kind of a pansy, but this is really a dodged bullet, if you ask me. 0.99

00:06:02.000 I love you so much.

00:06:05.000 No, you don't.

00:06:06.000 But I've always wanted a partner to be on the same wavelength.

00:06:13.000 And so today I can't.

00:06:19.000 We didn't see that coming.

00:06:21.000 Look at the eye twitch.

00:06:22.000 Sorry, but I don't want that to be misunderstood.

00:06:24.000 I still love you and everything about you is amazing.

00:06:27.000 But I'm leaving.

00:06:28.000 And I care about you so much.

00:06:31.000 I care about you too.

00:06:33.000 I love you so much.

00:06:35.000 And I know I want to stay with you.

00:06:37.000 And keep growing our relationship if you'll let me.

00:06:40.000 She won't.

00:06:42.000 We'll see.

00:06:45.000 Pause.

00:06:45.000 You know what?

00:06:46.000 You dodged a bullet only for the laugh.

00:06:47.000 Yeah.

00:06:49.000 That's how she laughs.

00:06:51.000 I can't marry you, Ben.

00:06:56.000 It puts the reality show DVD collection in the basket.

00:07:01.000 All right.

00:07:02.000 Keep watching while she talks here as though she knows anything about these issues, but she's mad that he has not.

00:07:06.000 I'm no expert, but when I asked him about it, he was like, I guess I never really thought too much about it.

00:07:12.000 That affected me, especially in our own city.

00:07:15.000 Like, how could it not?

00:07:15.000 How do you not make you think about something?

00:07:18.000 I asked him to, like, what his church's views are, and he said he didn't know.

00:07:25.000 And so then I watched a sermon online.

00:07:30.000 From his church?

00:07:31.000 About, yeah, sexual identity.

00:07:33.000 Okay.

00:07:33.000 And it was traditional.

00:07:35.000 I mean, I took it to Ben.

00:07:37.000 Shocker.

00:07:38.000 And his dad's had it.

00:07:40.000 He doesn't really have much to say about it, you know?

00:07:43.000 I want them to think about that stuff.

00:07:45.000 Sometimes I did wonder if it was surface, fun, carefree love that we had.

00:07:51.000 Equality, religion, the vaccine. 0.98

00:07:58.000 The vaccine, right?

00:07:59.000 No, not right. 0.82

00:08:00.000 But congratulations, through your radioactive feminist ooze, you've now created Super Red Pill Ben. 1.00

00:08:06.000 So he is, there you go.

00:08:08.000 That's how it starts.

00:08:12.000 He might even grow a full beard.

00:08:14.000 One day.

00:08:16.000 I'm done.

00:08:16.000 Well, here's the thing.

00:08:17.000 I get the sense that maybe she would have respected him more if he just said, like, Black Lives Matter? 0.99

00:08:21.000 It's retarded. 1.00

00:08:22.000 Yeah. 0.69

00:08:23.000 You know, he said, well, yeah, there are men and women. 0.89

00:08:24.000 He didn't seem to have a strong opinion on anything, so maybe she just wants a leader, not a man, to share the same opinions as her.

00:08:31.000 But we all know how that often works.

00:08:32.000 Women, what they really mean is they want a man who shares their exact same opinions, and they want a man who will take the lead, you know, pay the bill, right? 1.00

00:08:38.000 They don't want to go Dutch, but then they want him to adopt all of their opinions.

00:08:42.000 This is the problem with modern relationship dynamics, but I think he dodged a bullet, and I bet you that guy is going to become super red pill.

00:08:49.000 He's absolutely going to be a red pill.

00:08:50.000 I hate shows like this, though.

00:08:52.000 He's like, I thought we had love.

00:08:53.000 No, you were on a game show. 0.99

00:08:54.000 Shut up with your, I thought we had love. 1.00

00:08:56.000 It was carefree and fun. 0.99

00:08:58.000 You mean until you actually talked about something that mattered?

00:09:00.000 She was never there for love.

00:09:01.000 She was there to get on TV. Yes, when she's just saying, and I love you and everything about you, you should have just heard the sound of his footsteps, car start, and gone.

00:09:10.000 And it should have been like, he shouldn't have cared at all.

00:09:12.000 I'd be like, bye.

00:09:13.000 Yeah.

00:09:13.000 I guarantee you, if that guy just said, like, all right, yeah, I'm not really, you know, that's fine.

00:09:16.000 It was just kind of a thing.

00:09:17.000 It started leaving.

00:09:19.000 Like Rob Schneider in Home Alone 2. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:09:22.000 Guarantee you, this is the problem.

00:09:23.000 Like, you can't just, that woman wants to be in utter and total control and left on everything. 1.00

00:09:29.000 Like he had his street clothes underneath his tuxedo.

00:09:31.000 Yeah, all right.

00:09:32.000 Okay, I can take this off now.

00:09:34.000 So we, we, just rips it off.

00:09:36.000 It's Tate University.

00:09:38.000 So Douglas King, wait, wait, so the PP Long Island guy?

00:09:42.000 Remember the predator poachers?

00:09:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:44.000 He ran into her and had drinks, it looks like, with Sarah.

00:09:48.000 Wow!

00:09:49.000 Wow!

00:09:51.000 Wait till she finds out what he does for a living. 0.95

00:09:54.000 I catch and mock pedophiles.

00:09:56.000 You mean minor attracted people?

00:09:58.000 Well, thank God I wasn't on the show.

00:10:00.000 No, I mean people that you put in front of a wall and shoot after they've been convicted of pedophilia. 0.96

00:10:05.000 Or they kill themselves like in Russia by stabbing themselves in the back 36 times. 0.99

00:10:08.000 One could hope. 0.99

00:10:08.000 And they dug their own grave and covered it. 0.99

00:10:11.000 Very nice of them.

00:10:12.000 Russia gets some things right. 0.96

00:10:13.000 They do.

00:10:14.000 That and borscht.

00:10:16.000 Now.

00:10:17.000 I don't even know what it is.

00:10:18.000 It's like a soup.

00:10:19.000 It's like a soup with cabbage.

00:10:21.000 It's kind of like a soup, yeah.

00:10:22.000 I like stroganoff.

00:10:22.000 You know what?

00:10:23.000 I'll let you have that.

00:10:25.000 Let's go.

00:10:26.000 Speaking of which, because there is influence, obviously, here.

00:10:27.000 There's a pretty tight relationship.

00:10:28.000 There has been in the past.

00:10:29.000 Syria.

00:10:30.000 I don't know if you know this, but this has been going on here lately, and it's a tragedy.

00:10:34.000 Some recent reports.

00:10:35.000 This comes from the Syrian Observatory for Human Rights.

00:10:38.000 1,300 people in Syria, largely Christians, were killed.

00:10:43.000 Let's call it what it is, actually.

00:10:44.000 I mean, this is an Islamic state.

00:10:46.000 Culled.

00:10:51.000 More than 1,000 people were killed as violent clashes erupted between Syrian security forces and loyalists have ousted longtime president Bashar al-Assad.

00:11:00.000 The Syrian Observatory for Human Rights, a UK-based war monitor, added that the clashes marked one of the deadliest acts of violence in over a decade.

00:11:09.000 Now, a lot of them are the Christian minority.

00:11:10.000 minority, I think they're called the Alawites, and Assad was part of the Alawite sect.

00:11:16.000 So look, I just want to be clear about this.

00:11:18.000 We talked about this a while back.

00:11:21.000 It's not like Assad was a great friend to Christians, but he was better than what we see now. 1.00

00:11:25.000 Destabilizing these regions never ends well.

00:11:28.000 It's why our involvement is something that I frankly think should be kept to a minimum.

00:11:32.000 They'll never get it right.

00:11:33.000 And it's created this sort of civil war in the right where some people are acting as though Assad was great.

00:11:38.000 Well, that's not true.

00:11:39.000 And then other people are acting as though this was inevitable, which isn't necessarily true.

00:11:44.000 Like, look, Assad is bad.

00:11:45.000 Iran is bad. 1.00

00:11:47.000 Russia's not great. 0.83

00:11:48.000 Ukrainian's bad. 0.83

00:11:49.000 Can't we just have all of these same opinions?

00:11:52.000 I feel like the same thing sort of takes place with Israel and Hamas, where now everyone's accusing everyone on the right of being anti-Semites, and then you have people pushing back as though nothing is anti-Semitic.

00:12:05.000 Let me know if you think this is a fair assessment.

00:12:08.000 Because I will say this.

00:12:09.000 Here's my opinion.

00:12:10.000 I hope that Israel wins the war. 0.94

00:12:11.000 I hope that they wipe Hamas off the face of the earth and anyone who votes for them effectively at that point in time, you vote for Hamas, you get what you deserve. 0.98

00:12:18.000 Not all Palestinian people. 0.96

00:12:19.000 Hope Israel wins. 0.68

00:12:20.000 I think eventually it's really going to come down to a one-state solution.

00:12:22.000 Hope that state is Israel. 0.93

00:12:24.000 Don't know if we should be giving them as much money as we are.

00:12:26.000 Don't know if AIPAC should have as much influence as they do.

00:12:29.000 Don't know that I love some of the covert operations at Mossad.

00:12:32.000 I think most Americans line up somewhere between that spectrum.

00:13:01.000 But our politicians don't.

00:13:03.000 And so people, that's where the tribalism to me is a problem.

00:13:05.000 Yeah, really quickly, just a clarification, the Alawite, that is an Islamic sect.

00:13:09.000 Sorry, an Islamic sect. 1.00

00:13:10.000 A lot of them were minority Christians and then the Alawite sect.

00:13:13.000 Yes, I didn't.

00:13:14.000 Just making sure.

00:13:15.000 No, no, hit the admonition.

00:13:16.000 Not me.

00:13:17.000 Do not include minority Christians and Alawites. 0.59

00:13:20.000 And Assad was a part of the Alawite sect. 0.60

00:13:22.000 I want to make sure that's clear.

00:13:24.000 He was not a Christian defending Christians, but Christians were being killed in lower numbers than they are right now.

00:13:29.000 But that doesn't make him a friend of Christians, necessarily.

00:13:31.000 No, no.

00:13:32.000 But it's not.

00:13:32.000 It's kind of like this is foreign to us, right?

00:13:35.000 No, absolutely.

00:13:36.000 Unfortunately, you kind of called this last week.

00:13:43.000 There's a very strong chance, and by that I mean I would bet my bottom dollar that Syria's probably going to get quite a bit worse. 0.99

00:14:01.000 Come let Zotar tell you more.

00:14:04.000 We're going to win the game.

00:14:08.000 I guarantee you.

00:14:13.000 Hit it.

00:14:13.000 I meant last year.

00:14:15.000 I meant last year.

00:14:16.000 You said last week.

00:14:18.000 And it's a double sin because you shortchanged your boss.

00:14:21.000 It's almost like eight weeks.

00:14:22.000 Whatever, fine.

00:14:23.000 No, it's not even close.

00:14:24.000 Last year.

00:14:25.000 Let's go on to Trudeau here while we're talking about this.

00:14:28.000 Some interesting trade wars now going on with China and Canada.

00:14:32.000 So you've got U.S., you've got Canada, then you've got U.S. and China, then you've got Canada and China.

00:14:35.000 It's like this horrible love triangle, only there's no love.

00:14:41.000 It's kind of like Love is Blind.

00:14:42.000 It's like a square.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, pretty much.

00:14:44.000 Triangle is the strongest shape.

00:14:46.000 That's right.

00:14:48.000 Triangle, very good.

00:14:50.000 Except it's not.

00:14:50.000 Actually, it's cylinder.

00:14:51.000 Take a paper, construction paper.

00:14:53.000 Do square, fall over.

00:14:54.000 Do cylinder, you can put on small, tiny man.

00:14:57.000 No.

00:14:58.000 You saw that video on X, too, didn't you?

00:15:00.000 No, I saw it back in the day on Zoom.

00:15:03.000 Wow.

00:15:03.000 Is it making the rounds on X? Yeah.

00:15:06.000 And if you are, by the way, the best way to stay in touch, download the Rumble app.

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00:15:21.000 Canada.

00:15:22.000 So, Trudeau, basically, let's start with this.

00:15:25.000 Trudeau is out.

00:15:26.000 All right.

00:15:27.000 So that's fun.

00:15:27.000 Out out.

00:15:28.000 Like gone.

00:15:28.000 He's out.

00:15:29.000 He's gone.

00:15:29.000 Which people were wondering when it was going to happen.

00:15:31.000 I didn't think this early.

00:15:32.000 He announced he's gone.

00:15:32.000 Wait, he's out?

00:15:33.000 And he's out out.

00:15:34.000 Yes.

00:15:34.000 He came out?

00:15:35.000 He's gay? 0.98

00:15:35.000 No. 0.98

00:15:36.000 Different out.

00:15:36.000 Well, yeah.

00:15:37.000 I mean, that's one he doesn't really need to come out.

00:15:39.000 At that point, it's a formality.

00:15:41.000 But with Canada, we've talked about this quite a bit.

00:15:43.000 There are huge implications for the United States, and not just between the U.S. and Canada, but when you understand what China is doing and how they're trying to sort of mobilize their economy, when you understand how they're trying to position themselves.

00:15:55.000 And again, I think it's important to note, you can tell me if you disagree, if this comes down to a standoff between the United States and China, if there ends up being some kind of a war, God forbid, we're largely going to be fighting them alone. 0.61

00:16:05.000 That's my opinion.

00:16:07.000 And I'm not a big fan of Canada.

00:16:08.000 I was raised there for 15 years, so it's time for No Canada. 1.00

00:16:11.000 No Canada, you've come once again. 1.00

00:16:18.000 We updated that.

00:16:20.000 I like it.

00:16:22.000 They have the Queen and their money.

00:16:24.000 So, let's lay the groundwork here.

00:16:27.000 Yesterday, Trudeau officially sort of signed off goodbye as a leader of Canada's Liberal Party.

00:16:34.000 Sorry, right clip, but here is Trudeau.

00:16:41.000 We're a country that will be diplomatic when we can, but fight when we must, elbows up!

00:16:50.000 As your leader.

00:16:51.000 Elbows.

00:16:52.000 As your prime minister.

00:16:54.000 I have done my level best each and every single day to help build a country that stays worthy of all Canadians.

00:17:02.000 And although you'll always find me alongside you cheering along, their future and your future is now in your hands.

00:17:12.000 Merci, mes amis.

00:17:14.000 Merci.

00:17:15.000 Okay, is it just me?

00:17:17.000 Or is it kind of like when Anderson Cooper gets a couple drinks in him on New Year's where the ultra-gay comes out? 0.99

00:17:23.000 It does come out. 0.98

00:17:23.000 Does it seem like on the way out now he's like, ah, screw it. 0.98

00:17:25.000 Elbows up, boys! 0.99

00:17:27.000 Which sounds really gay. 0.96

00:17:29.000 You explained it fine. 0.96

00:17:29.000 He sounds like Dom DeLuise. 0.96

00:17:30.000 He does.

00:17:32.000 Like he was always effeminate.

00:17:33.000 He seems really...

00:17:34.000 Just play a random spot there. 0.91

00:17:35.000 He sounds really homosexual.

00:17:38.000 He seems happy, too.

00:17:40.000 To help build a country that stays worthy of all Canadians.

00:17:43.000 Right here.

00:17:44.000 Here, watch it.

00:17:45.000 You'll always find me alongside you cheering along.

00:17:49.000 Your future and your future.

00:17:51.000 Although you'll always find me baking cookies for the boys.

00:17:56.000 Naked.

00:17:57.000 Is it just me or does he seem really, really...

00:17:59.000 And this is...

00:18:00.000 I don't mean to weaponize it.

00:18:01.000 You do you, Trudeau.

00:18:02.000 That would be the least of my gripes with you.

00:18:06.000 Primarily that you're Castro's son and that you're a communist sympathizer. 0.99

00:18:09.000 I don't care really so much that you're gay. 1.00

00:18:10.000 He's going to do him and many other men. 0.86

00:18:12.000 Yeah, I believe that he will.

00:18:13.000 Anyway, you can comment below.

00:18:14.000 He seems gayer to me on the way down.

00:18:16.000 I'll be right beside you and behind you and inside you.

00:18:21.000 In your heart.

00:18:22.000 In your heart.

00:18:23.000 Anytime at the bathhouse.

00:18:24.000 Anytime on the float.

00:18:25.000 I'll be there.

00:18:27.000 Oh, stop it.

00:18:29.000 So, for Prime Minister Blackface, we've been waiting for this for a long time. 0.94

00:18:33.000 Yes.

00:18:34.000 It's time to close.

00:18:35.000 I intend to resign as party leader, as prime minister, after the party selects its next leader.

00:18:43.000 Through a robust, nationwide, competitive process.

00:18:48.000 Time to close.

00:18:51.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:18:58.000 Let's talk, Canada.

00:19:00.000 It will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer or import handguns.

00:19:08.000 Anywhere in Canada.

00:19:09.000 No handguns.

00:19:10.000 No speech.

00:19:11.000 You can't have a peaceful protest as a trucker.

00:19:13.000 These blockades are illegal.

00:19:16.000 And if you're still participating, the time to go home is now.

00:19:21.000 And don't get me wrong, I am damn proud of what we've done over these past ten years.

00:19:26.000 I withdraw the comment about defecating.

00:19:31.000 Time to close.

00:19:35.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now. 1.00

00:19:41.000 This guy has the most powerful office in the land of Canada, which I get is not saying much because it's a stupid, silly place. 0.99

00:19:49.000 Maternal love is the love that's going to change the future of mankind. 1.00

00:19:54.000 So we'd like you to...

00:19:55.000 We like to say people kind, not necessarily mankind.

00:19:59.000 I am, and always will be, a proud feminist.

00:20:03.000 Transphobia has no home in Canada.

00:20:06.000 For the oppression.

00:20:07.000 Of the lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, and two-spirit communities, we apologize. 1.00

00:20:14.000 Please, please don't.

00:20:15.000 Time to close.

00:20:18.000 Endings and beginnings are ending and beginning now.

00:20:25.000 In the greatest display of national leadership...

00:20:29.000 that I have seen Justin Trudeau condemned the American people.

00:20:35.000 United States voted for a second time to not elect its first woman president.

00:20:41.000 And you know what?

00:20:42.000 I'm so damn happy that I'll finally get Justin Trudeau out of my life.

00:20:49.000 I thought I was going to make it through this, but I'm not.

00:20:51.000 It hurts.

00:20:53.000 I know that it's...

00:20:56.000 It's time for things to close.

00:21:00.000 I know that it's time for things to close.

00:21:06.000 Time to go home.

00:21:12.000 I'm true to go home.

00:21:16.000 It's like when the homeschool kid finally quits the baseball team.

00:21:20.000 Yeah.

00:21:22.000 You're a good guy, but weird.

00:21:26.000 Yeah, you're weird.

00:21:28.000 When you see the people refusing to shake his hand, I realize what it is that I really dislike about him. 0.99

00:21:31.000 He's a bully. 0.71

00:21:32.000 And he always wants to be loved and accepted. 0.98

00:21:35.000 He's reaching out for a handshake.

00:21:36.000 He doesn't get it.

00:21:37.000 But then when he's with...

00:21:38.000 His gang with his posse.

00:21:40.000 I hate posses.

00:21:41.000 He's with them.

00:21:41.000 He's the cool kid.

00:21:42.000 And he starts talking about how crappy Donald Trump is and conservatives. 0.99

00:21:45.000 And he becomes a bully. 1.00

00:21:47.000 That's a coward. 0.99

00:21:47.000 Whereas if Donald Trump, if someone doesn't shake his hand, he doesn't care. 0.99

00:21:51.000 He is who he is. 0.98

00:21:52.000 Trudeau is a shapeshifter. 1.00

00:21:54.000 Also, it's a really silly country because I was raised there. 1.00

00:21:57.000 You know this? 0.98

00:21:57.000 They have... 0.98

00:21:57.000 And it's the Queen. 0.98

00:21:59.000 This is their loony.

00:22:00.000 Their single dollar coin.

00:22:01.000 It's called the loony for people who don't know.

00:22:04.000 And then they're like, hey, hey, we don't have enough heavy metal in our pockets, so let's create a $2 coin.

00:22:09.000 Again, the queen. 0.66

00:22:10.000 And this is the Toonie, because I thought it was clever.

00:22:12.000 Looney Toonie?

00:22:13.000 Yeah, their currency is a play on words. 0.99

00:22:18.000 That's gay, folks. 0.99

00:22:20.000 You have to walk around like you're a stripper making change. 1.00

00:22:25.000 I actually, I'll be honest.

00:22:27.000 I think, you know, coin money is good.

00:22:29.000 I think it's fun.

00:22:30.000 It feels good, except it weighs down your pockets.

00:22:32.000 No, it shows everybody you're a baller.

00:22:34.000 You know, you walk by, they hear you clanking.

00:22:36.000 Yeah, except not when you have the queen on your money, Josh.

00:22:39.000 It's the queen! 0.88

00:22:40.000 It's true.

00:22:41.000 It's true.

00:22:41.000 Oh, that's my grandma.

00:22:44.000 That's my nanny. 1.00

00:22:45.000 They still think it's a real country.

00:22:46.000 Here's the thing.

00:22:48.000 Now, the Liberal Party, they're still in charge until they have a national election.

00:22:52.000 They chose Mark.

00:22:54.000 Carney.

00:22:55.000 Kind of like a prime minister, for those who don't understand the system.

00:22:57.000 Kind of like a primary for a prime minister, because only the Liberal Party will vote on this until they have a national election.

00:23:03.000 Now, this guy, Mark Carney.

00:23:05.000 He's a Carney.

00:23:05.000 Yeah, here's the thing.

00:23:07.000 He's actually significantly worse, and I don't know that I've ever seen anyone on the U.S. stage or international stage with worse Trump derangement syndrome.

00:23:17.000 In first place.

00:23:20.000 The next Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, with 131,674 votes, resulting in 29,457...

00:23:32.000 She has to fake it like she's happy.

00:23:34.000 Yeah, I got the Oscars.

00:23:35.000 This is great!

00:23:40.000 So does this kid.

00:23:44.000 Oh! 0.60

00:23:45.000 That's like being made captain of the Titanic after the iceberg.

00:23:48.000 Yes, exactly.

00:23:49.000 Why would you want that position?

00:23:51.000 Grab the guy playing the cello.

00:23:52.000 You, you're captain.

00:23:53.000 The hell's the difference.

00:23:54.000 You're the captain now.

00:23:55.000 By the way, you go down with the ship.

00:23:56.000 Yeah.

00:23:58.000 Do I at least get the pins?

00:24:00.000 That's a pilot. 0.98

00:24:01.000 Shoot.

00:24:02.000 So... 0.98

00:24:02.000 Who is Mark Carney? 0.98

00:24:03.000 A few things.

00:24:04.000 He's not a politician.

00:24:05.000 He's a banker.

00:24:06.000 He has international interests, and he is very, very sympathetic to communist China.

00:24:09.000 As a matter of fact, I would say this guy probably identifies as a communist, though he won't say it out loud.

00:24:14.000 I'll make the case.

00:24:15.000 References available.

00:24:16.000 Some key facts here.

00:24:17.000 Number one, he's a banker, right?

00:24:19.000 He's not a politician.

00:24:20.000 So he was the former head of the Bank of Canada from 08 to 13. Bank of England, 13 to 2020. He oversaw Brexit.

00:24:28.000 Keep that in mind.

00:24:29.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 You know where he lined up?

00:24:33.000 Now, currently, he's a UN Special Envoy on Climate Action and Finance.

00:24:37.000 Pretty sure you can guess what he does there.

00:24:39.000 And no, he's not a member of Parliament.

00:24:40.000 So his background is in international finance in the worst capacity possible.

00:24:44.000 That's bad enough.

00:24:45.000 Let's go to key fact here, number two.

00:24:47.000 There's someone who's...

00:24:51.000 Admonish yourself.

00:24:52.000 There you go.

00:24:53.000 It's a Monday.

00:24:54.000 There's plenty of admonishment to go around.

00:24:56.000 No split screen.

00:24:57.000 You take it all.

00:24:58.000 No, I take some of it.

00:24:59.000 Half of us have been admonished this morning.

00:25:00.000 No, no, come on.

00:25:01.000 I take some of it.

00:25:03.000 I am the spotless admonished lamb.

00:25:05.000 You don't get residual admonishment.

00:25:07.000 I wear your admonishment so that you don't have to.

00:25:11.000 Okay, our senior.

00:25:12.000 Also, I started bleeding in the garden.

00:25:14.000 Now.

00:25:16.000 What do they call that?

00:25:18.000 We're sweating against you later.

00:25:19.000 Fine, now.

00:25:21.000 There won't be anybody here because apparently the soundboard only works against me.

00:25:25.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:25:26.000 That's how it should be.

00:25:27.000 So key fact number two, he is not just an anti-Trumper. 0.87

00:25:31.000 This man has Trump derangement syndrome.

00:25:32.000 And you don't hear me use that a lot because I think it's kind of tired.

00:25:35.000 But in this case, it applies worse than anyone I've seen.

00:25:38.000 Most of his speech last night focused on Donald Trump and talking tough about him.

00:25:44.000 There's someone who's trying to weaken our economy.

00:25:51.000 Yeah.

00:25:52.000 Donald Trump.

00:25:53.000 One.

00:25:54.000 Donald Trump.

00:25:55.000 Two.

00:25:55.000 Donald Trump.

00:25:56.000 Three.

00:25:58.000 Is trying to weaken our economy.

00:26:00.000 So Donald Trump.

00:26:01.000 Four.

00:26:02.000 Thinks.

00:26:03.000 He can weaken us with his plan to divide and conquer.

00:26:08.000 A person who worships at the altar of Donald Trump will kneel before him, not stand up to him.

00:26:15.000 We can't change Donald Trump.

00:26:18.000 Six.

00:26:19.000 We can give ourselves far, far more than Donald Trump can ever take away.

00:26:26.000 He worries the future of Canada against the threats of President Trump and has a more divisive and dangerous world.

00:26:37.000 I'm going to give that an eight and a half because it's in French so it pisses me off at least 50% more. 1.00

00:26:40.000 *laughter* Donald Trump!

00:26:45.000 And this is a guy who loves the limelight.

00:26:48.000 So I've said this is kind of a litmus test for people in our own government.

00:26:51.000 Hey, do they love the limelight more than they love doing their actual job, right, with some of these appointments?

00:26:57.000 I mean, if you're appearing on Fox News more than you are actually spending time in your office doing your job, okay, I think that's a problem.

00:27:03.000 This guy loves the limelight, and the easiest way to gain the limelight in the United States when you're in a relevant Canadian is to mention Donald Trump, which he did to get on The Daily Show.

00:27:12.000 Poliev is going to be their champion, yes?

00:27:16.000 Absolutely, yes.

00:27:16.000 Who would give the best opportunity?

00:27:19.000 Well, I think in a situation like this, you need change.

00:27:22.000 You need to address the economy.

00:27:24.000 We've got an economic crisis because of what Mr. Trump is about to do, or saying he's about to do.

00:27:30.000 And there's this broader concern, again, exclamation point put on by the Trump tariffs, about what the future brings.

00:27:37.000 The world's more divided.

00:27:38.000 It's more dangerous.

00:27:39.000 What are we going to do?

00:27:40.000 They are not running.

00:27:42.000 In part because there's a crisis right now because of the threat of the Trump tariffs.

00:27:47.000 So they're saying, I won't run because I want to focus on...

00:27:51.000 Yeah, country before party and personal ambition, and it's absolutely...

00:27:56.000 Right, right, right.

00:27:58.000 Wrong, wrong, wrong.

00:27:59.000 Now, he's also trying to tie his opponent, who I'm not the biggest fan of, but I get it's better than the alternative, right?

00:28:08.000 The conservative leader, Pierre Poilievre.

00:28:10.000 Two.

00:28:11.000 You guessed it.

00:28:12.000 Was I at 11?

00:28:13.000 11. Donald Trump.

00:28:14.000 We have to recognize that the Donald Trump of today is different than the Donald Trump of several years ago.

00:28:20.000 Then his objective was to take more of our market.

00:28:25.000 Now he wants to take our country.

00:28:28.000 Let me finish by pointing out one other thing.

00:28:30.000 Who's the worst person to stand up to Donald Trump?

00:28:33.000 It's Pierre Poliev.

00:28:34.000 He worships the man.

00:28:36.000 He uses his language.

00:28:37.000 He's not the right person for our country at this crucial time.

00:28:42.000 Except that's not accurate.

00:28:44.000 Poiliev said that he was going to be tough on tariffs and take on Donald Trump.

00:28:49.000 So what they're doing is they're fear-mongering and they're playing on Canada's inferiority complex.

00:28:55.000 And this man, this brings us to key fact number three.

00:28:58.000 It's scary when you understand that he's a manipulator because he really is very much...

00:29:03.000 I should say likely, allegedly, whatever qualifier I have to say here, a puppet for Beijing.

00:29:08.000 A hand puppet.

00:29:09.000 He's being fisted by Beijing.

00:29:12.000 That's a tiny fist, but that still hurts.

00:29:14.000 You would think Canada, especially, we'll get to the Chinese tariffs on Canada right now, which would be the most relevant point, you would think during the speech.

00:29:21.000 He mentioned President Trump during that speech 11 times, just in that one speech.

00:29:25.000 China, zero.

00:29:27.000 Maybe like a half point?

00:29:29.000 No, zero.

00:29:30.000 Not at all.

00:29:31.000 Even though he did get a special congratulations from China's foreign minister, he has incredibly close ties to the CCP. So let me give you some examples here, references in the description as always.

00:29:40.000 2017, he met with Xi Jinping in private at Davos.

00:29:44.000 Big fans of Davos here, as China was trying to fight President Trump in a trade war.

00:30:03.000 Oh, really?

00:30:07.000 Yeah.

00:30:07.000 And by the way, if you want more in-depth analysis, we haven't done all this legwork.

00:30:10.000 There's actually a guy named Andrew Haynes, H-A-Y-N-E-S on X. Please go check it out.

00:30:17.000 It's enlightening.

00:30:18.000 It's also quite scary.

00:30:21.000 This is where we are.

00:30:22.000 It's like you have Trudeau and the alternative can be worse, kind of like we talk about with Assad.

00:30:26.000 I hope the national election goes one way, but it's important to understand that the United States and many...

00:30:32.000 I think what's been exposed here with these tariffs is that the United States is largely alone.

00:30:38.000 So much is expected of us and very little is granted to us, and it's always the same excuse.

00:30:43.000 You can afford it.

00:30:44.000 You can afford it.

00:30:46.000 NATO, no one's honoring their agreement.

00:30:47.000 Well, the states can afford it.

00:30:49.000 Well, Canada, hold on, look at these crazy tariffs.

00:30:51.000 Well, you guys can afford it.

00:30:53.000 USAID, well, you guys can afford it.

00:30:54.000 That's always the argument, is the United States can afford it.

00:30:57.000 I don't know, does the debt have to get to 50 trillion for someone to say, hey, I think we might need to balance our checkbook here?

00:31:03.000 That's the justification for what is the unjustifiable treatment of the United States internationally, as it stands with trade.

00:31:12.000 The good thing is...

00:31:14.000 We actually will be seeing more of Trudeau, that's always fun, since he did offer to document his retirement, which has started.

00:31:20.000 Prime Minister, would you mind taking some photos for us?

00:31:22.000 Sure, that's a great idea.

00:31:24.000 This has been the honor of my life serving Canadians.

00:31:33.000 Yeah.

00:31:34.000 So For those on audio, you have to go watch it.

00:31:41.000 Only two of those are Photoshopped.

00:31:44.000 I'm just glad I finally got to catch up with Dad.

00:31:46.000 Yes, he did.

00:31:47.000 I'm going to play catch with my dad.

00:31:49.000 That's special.

00:31:50.000 It's like Field of Dreams.

00:31:52.000 It's like Field of Wet Dreams.

00:31:55.000 By the way, speaking of China, Saturday, they levied huge tariffs on some of Canada's largest exports, so they claim retaliatory because Canada is going to be tariffing, is that a word, tariffing, putting tariffs on China's EVs, steel.

00:32:07.000 And aluminum.

00:32:08.000 But here's what's really going on.

00:32:09.000 China sees this as a way to influence Canada to not side with the United States.

00:32:14.000 Now, how do we know that?

00:32:15.000 Because that's what they said on Chinese state TV, or as Carney knows it, the channel I watch.

00:32:21.000 Channel 2. The only channel.

00:32:23.000 It's like his equivalent to the 75-year-olds with Fox News, where you go to change, like, leave it on Fox all day!

00:32:29.000 That's what he does with communist state TV. That's remote in the trash, doesn't need it.

00:32:32.000 This is what they said.

00:32:33.000 They said the Chinese tariffs are a powerful countermeasure to Canada's wrong choice.

00:32:37.000 And a strong warning to some countries that intend to impose additional tariffs on China for exchange for United States, not to impose tariffs on them.

00:32:46.000 Essentially, they want to be able to export their goods to the United States through Canada to avoid tariffs, which is why it's a pretty clever safeguard for Donald Trump to deal with them both at the same time.

00:32:54.000 This is where people say, isn't this too much?

00:32:56.000 It could disrupt our economy.

00:32:57.000 It all had to take place at the same time for the same reason that fixing the border at the South had to take place.

00:33:03.000 At the same time as the North, because if you seal up the southern border, it's going to come in through the North. 0.54

00:33:07.000 If you deal with China, they're going to find a workaround to go through Canada. 1.00

00:33:10.000 China wants Canada to be their butt buddy. 0.99

00:33:13.000 They want to make sure that they sow division between the United States and Canada, which may be why they're so upset.

00:33:19.000 At simply retaliatory tariffs to ensure fairness in our trade.

00:33:22.000 Right.

00:33:23.000 And I think, I don't know if Donald Trump's strategy has been this the entire time, but if you look at two situations with Panama and now with Canada, he's kind of smoked out the Chinese.

00:33:31.000 Right?

00:33:31.000 Everybody in Panama, you remember when the media was making fun of him, like, I don't see anybody that's Chinese down at the Panama Canal.

00:33:37.000 And then immediately the guy comes out after a meeting with Rubio and says, we're going to not renew the Belt and Road Initiative.

00:33:42.000 And it's like, oh, Belt and Road, that's China.

00:33:44.000 Okay, so I guess maybe they were more in charge.

00:33:46.000 Now with Canada, it's like, why are we focusing so much?

00:33:49.000 Ah, here we go.

00:33:51.000 Okay, has this been kind of a shadow kind of fight with China to go, I'm going to stop you here and I'm going to stop you there?

00:33:57.000 If that's his strategy, it seems to be doing pretty well.

00:34:00.000 Well, here's the thing, too.

00:34:01.000 If a country is less significant, if a country has less power, I should say less influence, their loyalties are easier to buy.

00:34:10.000 And that's kind of what we're seeing.

00:34:13.000 The United States has effectively bought Canada's loyalty.

00:34:15.000 Well, they go out and they LARP as our best neighbor, as our best friend.

00:34:20.000 Really, it was transactional.

00:34:22.000 You've heard me say this for weeks.

00:34:23.000 As long as we allowed them to ream us on trade, they're our best friend.

00:34:27.000 That's the concern.

00:34:28.000 Canada can go to the highest bidder, especially if this guy Carney comes into power.

00:34:32.000 And I guarantee you, Canada's not going to be lifting a finger if we end up getting into a conflict with China, if this guy's at the helm.

00:34:38.000 That's what's pretty concerning.

00:34:39.000 So Canada has gotten themselves right now.

00:34:41.000 It's kind of a no-win situation.

00:34:43.000 Here's the reason why.

00:34:44.000 They have not been behaving like a real country because they're largely not.

00:34:51.000 So now it's going to have to choose between the United States, its best friend, or China, who Carney seems to love.

00:34:57.000 It seems like Carney has made up his mind.

00:34:59.000 And this is what we're seeing with this international...

00:35:02.000 Trade war, what we're seeing with these tariffs.

00:35:04.000 I hope that people are starting to get the picture.

00:35:05.000 I think that a lot of people have thought we're beyond war, we're beyond conflict, that we are the world, we all sort of share the same values.

00:35:11.000 If nothing else, now we see these lines are drawn and people can choose where they line up.

00:35:16.000 People have been talking about the great superpowers of the next century, this century, for a long time.

00:35:21.000 Is it going to be the United States or China?

00:35:24.000 Well, where is our supposed best friend going to line up?

00:35:26.000 Just engage and trade fairly with the United States?

00:35:31.000 Or are they going to run into the arms of China because they will have a choice to make because they're not a real country that's viable on its own? 0.98

00:35:38.000 Does that make sense?

00:35:39.000 Everyone understand that?

00:35:49.000 It is a great national anthem.

00:35:51.000 I do love the national anthem, especially that one.

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00:36:29.000 It's allergy season's coming, so that's a plug for all you guys that understand. 0.92

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00:36:44.000 Yes, indeed.

00:36:45.000 Not just the highest bidder.

00:36:47.000 Speaking of which, on to John Oliver.

00:36:48.000 Well, actually, hold on.

00:36:50.000 I'm getting something from Mission Control.

00:36:51.000 Actually, we've intercepted another message from George W. Bush to President Trump.

00:36:57.000 Oh, good advice.

00:36:58.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 Here's some advice.

00:37:03.000 As president, it's hard to find privacy.

00:37:07.000 Like when you're trying to pinch off a loaf and the Secret Service is right outside the door.

00:37:11.000 They hear the splashing, they think you're playing with ducks.

00:37:14.000 There's an old saying in Texas.

00:37:16.000 If it's yellow, let it mellow.

00:37:18.000 And if it's brown, deport them down. 1.00

00:37:23.000 Excuse me. 0.98

00:37:23.000 I think I feel an anchor baby coming on. 0.98

00:37:25.000 Oh, God forbid we find out what a dreamer is.

00:37:33.000 Oh, no.

00:37:36.000 Some say I'm a dreamer.

00:37:38.000 But I'm not the only one.

00:37:40.000 There are others.

00:37:41.000 There's other dreamers.

00:37:42.000 There's more people out there.

00:37:44.000 They're dreaming this when they're sleeping.

00:37:46.000 I hope someday they'll join up.

00:37:49.000 There's also sleepwalkers.

00:37:50.000 It's weird.

00:37:50.000 It's creepy.

00:37:51.000 There's also daywalkers, but I think Abraham Lincoln killed them.

00:37:54.000 I think he hunted them with a hatchet.

00:37:56.000 It's like a small axe.

00:37:58.000 But a holy water goes a long way.

00:38:00.000 That's right.

00:38:00.000 John Oliver.

00:38:08.000 All right.

00:38:08.000 You know, good news.

00:38:09.000 Your pressure, actually.

00:38:10.000 John Oliver, the talent agency, they stopped taking down our content on YouTube because of the pressure that you put on them.

00:38:15.000 So I think the last couple are actually available.

00:38:17.000 Hey, there you go.

00:38:18.000 Of course, they're not monetized.

00:38:19.000 But then again, nothing is on YouTube.

00:38:21.000 That's why we're, of course, Rumble Premium.

00:38:23.000 So you all know where I line up on John Oliver.

00:38:25.000 Big fan.

00:38:26.000 Yeah.

00:38:27.000 Well, I do.

00:38:28.000 You know what?

00:38:28.000 I'm not...

00:38:28.000 I'm not anti-pussy, so...

00:38:31.000 And he is, I mean, he's their flag bearer, which brings us to the latest installment of John Oliver is a big fat pussy. 1.00

00:38:39.000 I am a pussy. 1.00

00:38:40.000 And that is frankly a wild thing to say. 1.00

00:38:42.000 I'm telling you, I am a pussy. 1.00

00:38:43.000 Oh! 1.00

00:38:44.000 Sorry if this is how you found out, but I'm telling you that I am a pussy. 1.00

00:38:48.000 Comment below if you think that's the greatest stinger in existence. 1.00

00:38:55.000 Ever.

00:38:56.000 I don't want to pat ourselves on the back here, but...

00:38:58.000 Every now and then, I feel quite proud.

00:39:01.000 We only did like 25% of it.

00:39:04.000 He did the rest all by himself.

00:39:06.000 So, this installment, it's not his first installment on immigration, but again, I ask you to watch this through the lens of, okay, what is the solution proposed?

00:39:15.000 Go and watch his entire segment on this.

00:39:16.000 He spends all week, he does a show once a week, he spends all week doing research, doesn't provide you the references, to create a segment like this.

00:39:24.000 I've never seen any solution.

00:39:26.000 Outside of, as I've always said, status quo and more money.

00:39:29.000 And in this case, it's status quo as we're dealing with immigration and providing more aid to these people under the guise of empathy.

00:39:36.000 We'll fact check it, but here he is leading us off talking about Donald Trump enforcing immigration law, specifically ICE and something, something, something.

00:39:44.000 Oh, the humanity!

00:39:46.000 We've talked on this show a lot about our immigration systems problems before, from the fact our immigration courts are arbitrary and incredibly slow, to the many holes in our asylum process, to the truth that for many, there is no way to come in the right way to the failures of Joe Biden's immigration policies and the cruelty of Trump.

00:40:02.000 Yeah, all of those things are wrong.

00:40:03.000 There is a right way to come in.

00:40:05.000 Plenty of people do it.

00:40:06.000 Millions of people have done it.

00:40:07.000 They do it every year.

00:40:08.000 And when you refer to cruelty, really what you're talking about is enforcing laws that haven't been enforced, but now are actually being enforced for the first time.

00:40:15.000 In quite a while.

00:40:16.000 Let's just go to claim truth.

00:40:21.000 Alright.

00:40:22.000 Here's the first claim that he makes that migrants, and by definition this is incorrect, that illegal immigrants aren't doing anything illegal.

00:40:33.000 They're not criminals.

00:40:34.000 Well, entering the U.S. without authorization can be a criminal offense.

00:40:37.000 Many of those who are undocumented entered legally and overstayed their visas.

00:40:41.000 And simply being undocumented is a civil violation, not a criminal one.

00:40:46.000 That is an important distinction that her boss should frankly understand, given that he has committed both.

00:40:51.000 Ah, there we go, the old...

00:40:52.000 He's a felon! 0.71

00:40:54.000 All right, here's the truth.

00:40:56.000 First off, it's not an important distinction.

00:40:58.000 Yeah.

00:40:58.000 Okay?

00:40:59.000 Civil offense...

00:41:00.000 Right?

00:41:00.000 Criminal.

00:41:01.000 Okay, these people have entered in illegally.

00:41:02.000 They have committed an illegal act.

00:41:03.000 And really what you're talking about is if people overstay visas, okay, that can actually be seen as a civil offense under the law, whereas entering illegally, simply crossing the border, is seen as a criminal one.

00:41:12.000 And at least 11 million of the approximately 17 to 20 million illegals under the Biden administration actually committed a criminal act.

00:41:23.000 The vast, vast majority.

00:41:24.000 The vast majority have just been crossing through.

00:41:26.000 So we're not talking about people just accidentally overstaying a visa or even doing it on purpose and, oh, whoops.

00:41:32.000 So he sets that up so that you believe these people are law-abiding.

00:41:35.000 Yeah, did you have a...

00:41:36.000 Maybe it's better served later, but I was going to ask how easy is it to reapply for a visa once you've already had one?

00:41:43.000 It depends on what kind of a visa you have.

00:41:45.000 If you're productive...

00:41:46.000 There's a couple people here I could ask later, yeah.

00:41:47.000 Yeah, if you're productive and you're paying taxes, it generally is...

00:41:51.000 Relatively easy to do, but if you come here on a temporary visa or like a junior visa to turn it into a work visa, it can be pretty complicated, especially with Canada.

00:41:58.000 Canada complicated things with the vaccine, right?

00:42:00.000 They made it difficult from their end.

00:42:02.000 That being said, the problem that we're dealing with and the problem that most Americans have, look, people say the perfect is the enemy of the good, okay?

00:42:09.000 In this case, let's apply, all right, so the alternative to at least dealing with the criminal action...

00:42:15.000 Of people crossing the border here illegally, which, by the way, often, these people are drug mules, often they're being sex trafficked.

00:42:20.000 It comes with a litany of other criminal behavior that we want to, at the very least, reduce, I would hope, common ground.

00:42:27.000 The alternative from people like John Oliver is do nothing.

00:42:32.000 And ultimately, give them more of your tax dollars.

00:42:35.000 Is that the solution that you want?

00:42:36.000 Because we've been doing it for quite a while at this point.

00:42:39.000 And it's the reason that Donald Trump was elected, at least one of the top three reasons.

00:42:42.000 People need something done about illegal immigration.

00:42:45.000 Let's go to the next claim.

00:42:47.000 And again, this is all to tell you a sob story and make you feel as though you're not being compassionate if you simply don't open the borders to everyone.

00:42:54.000 He makes the claim that half of all of these illegal immigrants are claiming asylum and they should just stay.

00:43:03.000 More than 50% of those in ICE detention have no criminal records, and many more have only minor offenses, including traffic violations.

00:43:12.000 What's more, a lot of them are already in the asylum process.

00:43:15.000 As of last year, almost half of those in ICE custody were seeking asylum.

00:43:19.000 And that is actually true of some of those who got scooped up in Colorado last month.

00:43:23.000 It's actually not true.

00:43:24.000 Here's the truth.

00:43:27.000 75% of these migrants are economic migrants.

00:43:31.000 They're here for self-described economic reasons.

00:43:34.000 This is something that the left does.

00:43:35.000 They obfuscate it deliberately to confuse you.

00:43:37.000 Asylum doesn't just mean anyone who's migrating.

00:43:40.000 Asylum requires conditions to be met. 1.00

00:43:42.000 Let me read this for you.

00:43:43.000 Asylum is, this is from the UNHCR, asylum is a form of protection which allows an individual to remain in the United States instead of being removed or deported to a country where he or she fears persecution or harm.

00:43:55.000 Under U.S. law, people who flee their countries because of persecution can apply for asylum.

00:44:01.000 Persecution is outlined as people being persecuted for their race, their religion, their nationality, membership in a particular social group or political group.

00:44:09.000 You know, like people...

00:44:10.000 Right.

00:44:22.000 And they go to the nearest nation. 0.89

00:44:24.000 It's not someone coming here because they see more economic opportunity and they want to send the money back to their family in Mexico.

00:44:29.000 That's not!

00:44:30.000 Do you guys understand the difference?

00:44:32.000 So the people that are waving their flags of their past countries in the streets of LA? Yes!

00:44:37.000 Those people aren't seeking asylum because, you know.

00:44:40.000 Yes.

00:44:41.000 That's a very good point.

00:44:42.000 There's a reason that Cuban Americans are the most solid conservative voting bloc in this country. 1.00

00:44:47.000 And if you look at a lot of Mexican-Americans, they're waving the flag of the country they left. 1.00

00:44:50.000 Well, hold on a second.

00:44:51.000 Why would you wave the flag of a country that was persecuting you?

00:44:54.000 They weren't persecuting them. 1.00

00:44:55.000 Mexico just sucks economically. 0.99

00:44:58.000 And then we'll be accused of racism for saying that. 1.00

00:45:00.000 Well, which is it?

00:45:02.000 Are they asylum seekers?

00:45:03.000 Or is Mexico great?

00:45:04.000 Are all cultures equal?

00:45:06.000 I want to ask a quick question.

00:45:07.000 John Oliver said over half of the people that ICE has detained are asylum seekers.

00:45:11.000 Why were they detained, John?

00:45:14.000 Are you saying maybe they didn't show up for the court date?

00:45:17.000 Like, the vast majority of people don't do, and the process, I think, on average right now is about six to nine years long.

00:45:22.000 Yeah.

00:45:23.000 And when I say the vast majority, I'm talking like, I remember numbers north of 65-70% of people don't show up.

00:45:28.000 Is failure to appear a crime?

00:45:30.000 What was that?

00:45:30.000 Failure to appear, is that a crime?

00:45:31.000 Well, for your hearing.

00:45:32.000 Good point.

00:45:33.000 Yes, it is.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:45:34.000 He also said 50% of them are asylum seekers, and then he said 50% of them actually have committed crimes.

00:45:39.000 Right.

00:45:40.000 Well, what if the asylum seekers committed the crimes? 1.00

00:45:42.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:45:43.000 Yeah, that's a good question. 0.99

00:45:44.000 I don't care.

00:45:45.000 You committed a crime.

00:45:46.000 Your asylum just got canceled, buddy.

00:45:48.000 Yeah, and by the way, of the actual asylum seekers, it's 25%.

00:45:50.000 This is not the nation they should go to.

00:45:53.000 Most of the asylum seekers in the United States are coming from Congo, Iraq, Myanmar.

00:45:58.000 Somalia.

00:45:58.000 Done.

00:45:59.000 Some of them from Latin American countries, the Caribbean, but really about 60,000 asylum seekers is what you're talking about under Biden.

00:46:05.000 They should go to safe, neighboring countries before they come to the United States.

00:46:10.000 The only example that you can think of as far as legitimate claim to asylum would be those leaving Cuba.

00:46:16.000 In part because if you protested the government, you were arrested, you were a political prisoner, and then at one point Castro simply released all of his prisoners, many of whom were political, said, get the hell out.

00:46:25.000 And so where do they go?

00:46:27.000 They go to the nearest country, the United States.

00:46:28.000 Some people could argue Haiti at one point in time.

00:46:31.000 The issue there is that it wasn't necessarily a government persecuting political persuasion.

00:46:36.000 It's just Haiti. 0.99

00:46:37.000 It just sucks. 1.00

00:46:39.000 Well, there was those crime gangs that took over for a little while. 1.00

00:46:43.000 Yeah.

00:46:44.000 But they were killing people with disregard.

00:46:46.000 It was just anyone.

00:46:47.000 Oh, you would think that the Clintons were cleaning it up, though. 0.94

00:46:48.000 Is that a social group?

00:46:49.000 Yes.

00:46:50.000 Really quick, before you get to the next claim, Trump is phenomenal, by the way.

00:46:54.000 They have replaced the CBP One app.

00:46:57.000 You remember that app that everybody got mad about?

00:46:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:46:59.000 People could schedule their flights into the United States for people to be able to self-deport.

00:47:04.000 Nice! 0.94

00:47:04.000 They turned it into an opposite direction thing. 0.94

00:47:06.000 Oh, excellent!

00:47:07.000 Can you pay extra for first class?

00:47:10.000 Submit intent to depart.

00:47:11.000 And by the way, there's no me gusta option because me gusta.

00:47:19.000 And now you can't uninstall that.

00:47:21.000 Yes, exactly.

00:47:22.000 We're tracking you.

00:47:24.000 I love it.

00:47:26.000 Allow notifications, not an option.

00:47:28.000 Yes, exactly.

00:47:29.000 And you can't put it on vibrate.

00:47:32.000 Never.

00:47:32.000 It's going to be the annoying chime.

00:47:35.000 Location services are always enabled.

00:47:37.000 Yes, always enabled.

00:47:39.000 Here's the next claim that he makes, and I highly recommend you go and watch his entire segment because I haven't seen one that is less convincing.

00:47:45.000 He talks about ICE detention being punishment.

00:47:50.000 Okay, I don't have a problem with that, but the reason that he thinks it's cruel punishment is because illegals don't know when they're free to leave.

00:47:58.000 If you are sent into detention, You don't know how long you'll be there.

00:48:03.000 There is no set timetable for your release.

00:48:06.000 And even some of those in charge of these centres can almost acknowledge the problems with that.

00:48:12.000 It's not like a jail inmate that's in here sentenced to a certain time.

00:48:16.000 They know the day they get out.

00:48:17.000 They have no idea when they're going to leave.

00:48:20.000 And I know, I mean, if I was in their place it would be very difficult to not know when I'm leaving.

00:48:29.000 You know, people see it sometimes as a punishment.

00:48:32.000 We don't punish.

00:48:34.000 So it's...

00:48:35.000 I know it's viewed that way, but we aren't going to hold somebody to punish them.

00:48:40.000 Okay, but the thing is, being locked up and not knowing when you get to leave is basically the definition of a punishment. 1.00

00:48:47.000 And it would be if you weren't full of shit. 1.00

00:48:50.000 Here's the truth. 1.00

00:48:52.000 They're free to leave whenever.

00:48:54.000 Yeah.

00:48:54.000 What they're talking about is these people don't know when they will be given a free flight.

00:48:58.000 Back to their country. 1.00

00:49:00.000 So again, people like John Oliver believe that it's morally reprehensible to send people back who've crossed here illegally.

00:49:05.000 Yes, they have committed a crime in crossing this border illegally.

00:49:08.000 And now he believes it's cruel to not give them a definitive date as to when the all-expenses-paid trip back will be.

00:49:15.000 These people in ICE detention can request a voluntary departure back to their home whenever they want.

00:49:20.000 It requires AG approval.

00:49:22.000 I think Bondi probably be okay with it.

00:49:26.000 Sign up here.

00:49:28.000 Yeah.

00:49:28.000 But here's the real catch.

00:49:30.000 Here's the real catch.

00:49:31.000 They have to pay for a plane ticket.

00:49:33.000 Oh.

00:49:34.000 Yeah.

00:49:34.000 Or a bus.

00:49:35.000 Yes.

00:49:36.000 Yep.

00:49:36.000 A bus.

00:49:37.000 A bus.

00:49:38.000 A train.

00:49:38.000 Have someone pick them up at the border.

00:49:40.000 So at this point, the cruelty is we are so overloaded with millions upon millions of illegals who we have caught, we're not allowed to send them back on our own timeline. 0.88

00:49:54.000 And by the way, the entire, throughout this entire time, they can leave at any point.

00:49:59.000 No one is stopping them from leaving.

00:50:01.000 The cruelty is, we're not paying for the flight back immediately for over 17 million illegal aliens that we are dealing with right now. 0.95

00:50:10.000 The American worker subsidizes the rest of the world. 0.63

00:50:14.000 Do you think you should be paying for a plane ticket?

00:50:18.000 This is how entitled people are.

00:50:20.000 What is it?

00:50:20.000 The United States can afford it.

00:50:22.000 Well, you can...

00:50:22.000 Sure, these people have come into your country illegally.

00:50:24.000 Sure, you have no way to track crime.

00:50:26.000 And sure, they've destroyed neighborhoods.

00:50:27.000 But you can afford sending them back.

00:50:29.000 Well, so can they.

00:50:30.000 If they've been working in the States, they can't afford a spirit flight. 0.94

00:50:33.000 They sure have to learn to dodge, bob, and weave a little bit. 0.98

00:50:36.000 You know, someone's going to get a hairpiece pulled off.

00:50:38.000 But...

00:50:38.000 They can put it on credit.

00:50:40.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:41.000 You won't have to pay it.

00:50:42.000 Yeah, put it on credit.

00:50:43.000 You know, like you guys do with emergency rooms.

00:50:45.000 Affirmer.

00:50:45.000 There's programs that will let you do it.

00:50:47.000 Yeah.

00:50:48.000 And here's the other thing, too, by the way.

00:50:49.000 Here's another truth.

00:50:50.000 It's cheaper for taxpayers, not saying we necessarily should, but to foot the bill for these departures, if we were to send everyone back, it still would be cheaper than the cost of illegal immigration every single year.

00:51:00.000 Illegal immigrants cost the United States taxpayer, you, the American worker, $150 to $450 billion annually every single year. 1.00

00:51:10.000 Flying them out today would cost anywhere between $1.5 to $3 billion.

00:51:14.000 Listen.

00:51:16.000 And we just cut that with USAID. Yeah.

00:51:19.000 Done.

00:51:20.000 Yeah, we could even give them first-class tickets.

00:51:22.000 Musk would probably fund it.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:26.000 Let's pass the hat around Congress, right?

00:51:28.000 Just confiscate some of their insider trades.

00:51:31.000 Yeah, with $1.8 billion among friends.

00:51:32.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we could do it.

00:51:34.000 Here's the thing, though.

00:51:35.000 John Oliver thinks that's cruel, and he wants to help.

00:51:39.000 But can you imagine being stuck in a John Oliver detention facility?

00:51:41.000 Well, we did.

00:51:42.000 Last month, Trump actually threw 178 federal migrants there, only to quickly reverse courses by the map, after the administration started facing lawsuits.

00:51:50.000 So look, most experts agree that for both legal and logistical reasons, Gitmo is unlikely to house 30,000 migrants anytime soon.

00:52:02.000 And they weren't free to leave.

00:52:03.000 No, no, they were not.

00:52:05.000 They had nowhere to go.

00:52:05.000 That's how he gets his ratings.

00:52:06.000 They're not viewers, they're hostages.

00:52:07.000 Wait, you'd have your cellmate hang you?

00:52:10.000 Yes. 0.91

00:52:10.000 Yes, I would. 0.91

00:52:12.000 I'd have my cellmate do a lot more than that.

00:52:15.000 Wow.

00:52:15.000 Have fun on the way out, Josh, right?

00:52:17.000 I would grease the palms of a few ICE officers and make sure that it was swift and painless, but looked like an accident.

00:52:23.000 Absolutely.

00:52:23.000 So according to John Oliver, we can't detain illegal immigrants.

00:52:26.000 No.

00:52:27.000 We can't stop the illegal immigrants from coming here because that would also be cruel. 1.00

00:52:31.000 So we can't deport them either because that would also be cruel to make them pay for their own flights back or cost us too much money.

00:52:38.000 So what exactly is his Solution to this problem.

00:52:42.000 This is the question I have.

00:52:42.000 Running them roughshod over the country?

00:52:44.000 Can anyone give me the solution of the left?

00:52:47.000 And John Oliver's is really, the only one I've heard is, let them stay.

00:52:50.000 Well, because they'll tell you, they'll admit now, at least now, they'll admit that it's a problem.

00:52:54.000 Right.

00:52:55.000 That there is an immigration problem, that there was a hole at the border.

00:52:57.000 They'll admit that.

00:52:58.000 Yeah.

00:52:59.000 Okay, but they won't.

00:53:01.000 The only solution that I've heard is to process everyone.

00:53:04.000 Mm-hmm.

00:53:05.000 Make a pathway to citizenship as soon as possible.

00:53:08.000 That's the only solution.

00:53:09.000 Also, I really don't like the people who are waiting for their return date.

00:53:12.000 You know why?

00:53:12.000 Because if you're being detained and you know that you came here illegal, you crossed the border with a coyote, you know that you are wasting the American worker's dollar by waiting for a trial date to fight it.

00:53:23.000 You know that you're here illegally, you know what the outcome is, you know what you did is wrong, and you should go back. 0.95

00:53:29.000 So, by staying here, you are effectively lying.

00:53:33.000 And you are effectively wasting resources.

00:53:35.000 The left's argument, and John Oliver's argument here, it presupposes that these people have a right to be here, and the only basis for it, it's the same root justification that you see.

00:53:46.000 Tariffs from Canada and other countries, or other countries not paying into NATO while the United States should, or the amount of money that we have spent to help Ukraine while Europe hasn't stepped up.

00:53:55.000 It's, you can afford it.

00:53:57.000 The United States can afford it.

00:53:59.000 Well, sure, yeah, Canada's putting a 200-something percent tariff on dairy.

00:54:02.000 I know it's a cap and it's a top effective rate, but that means that it is.

00:54:04.000 But you can afford it.

00:54:06.000 Well, sure, yeah, other nations are spending 0.6% of their GDP on their military as per the NATO agreement.

00:54:12.000 We're spending close to 4%.

00:54:13.000 But the United States can afford it.

00:54:15.000 Well, sure, yeah, these illegals are costing the American taxpayer $400 billion. 1.00

00:54:19.000 Yeah, but you can afford it.

00:54:21.000 Hey, have some empathy.

00:54:23.000 You can afford it.

00:54:24.000 There is nothing charitable.

00:54:26.000 About committing misdeeds and subsidizing it through the American workers dollar.

00:54:33.000 Let's be really clear about this.

00:54:35.000 They say the United States can afford it.

00:54:37.000 When they are saying the United States can afford it, whether it is USAID, whether it is the IRS, CIA, FBI, whether it's our spending into NATO, UN, whether it's what we send to other nations, whether it's how we are subsidizing these illegal immigrants in this country, what they are really saying when they say the U.S. can afford it is the American worker can afford it. 0.68

00:54:59.000 And that includes those who are employees.

00:55:02.000 And small business owners.

00:55:03.000 You can afford it.

00:55:04.000 Let me ask you this.

00:55:04.000 You have a tax bill coming up.

00:55:05.000 We're almost in April.

00:55:06.000 Can you afford it?

00:55:08.000 You feel like you can afford it?

00:55:10.000 That's a genuine question.

00:55:11.000 Let's stop separating you, the taxes you pay, and the government, and some international treaty.

00:55:16.000 No, you.

00:55:17.000 Take that money that is coming out of your check, or that you write each quarter, depending how you do it.

00:55:23.000 And you know what?

00:55:25.000 Divvy it up.

00:55:25.000 Go, okay.

00:55:26.000 NATO. All right.

00:55:29.000 USAID. Okay.

00:55:30.000 Illegal immigration. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Maybe we could add up some percentages.

00:55:33.000 And I want you to do that with every single one of your tax returns.

00:55:37.000 And you tell me if you can afford it.

00:55:39.000 Also, let's keep in context.

00:55:40.000 What's our debt now?

00:55:42.000 What's our total debt?

00:55:43.000 30-something trillion.

00:55:44.000 Yeah, we haven't hit 40 trillion yet.

00:55:46.000 At what point can the United States no longer afford it?

00:55:50.000 How do they expect us to act when we can no longer afford it?

00:55:53.000 Yeah.

00:55:54.000 And by the way, how do you think the rest of these countries do?

00:55:57.000 When the United States collapses, if people try and come to collect the bill, it's World War III. Where are they going to go?

00:56:03.000 Where are these countries going to find themselves? 0.90

00:56:07.000 Where are the people of these countries going to find themselves?

00:56:08.000 The world is better off when the United States is stronger.

00:56:12.000 They've known that for a very long time.

00:56:13.000 Now it's about the United States being the charity of the world.

00:56:19.000 Don't feel guilty.

00:56:20.000 Don't be browbeaten.

00:56:21.000 Don't be gaslit into feeling like you are not empathetic.

00:56:26.000 Do you want to help your family?

00:56:28.000 Do you want to feed your kids?

00:56:29.000 Do you want them to have a better life?

00:56:31.000 Go to a better school?

00:56:32.000 Go to a trade school?

00:56:33.000 Do you want to get them better health care?

00:56:34.000 Hey, is that greedy?

00:56:37.000 Do you want to help your community?

00:56:39.000 Do you want to help your neighbors?

00:56:41.000 Does it mean that you're somehow more selfish if you want to help people who you know and are directly in your community of friends, of colleagues?

00:56:50.000 Then someone who is coming into this country, who has no business being here, and by the way, has no interest in the well-being of you, your family, or your community. 0.99

00:56:58.000 And I'm not saying they're actively trying to harm you.

00:57:00.000 I get it.

00:57:00.000 Not all of them are criminals, though illegal aliens commit crimes at a disproportionate rate, notwithstanding the illegal act of coming here.

00:57:07.000 But let's assume they're not a criminal.

00:57:09.000 Let's assume that they're coming here for a better economic opportunity.

00:57:12.000 Well, for who?

00:57:13.000 Most of them send their money back.

00:57:15.000 They're doing exactly what you're doing.

00:57:17.000 For some reason, you are greedy and selfish in wanting to support your own family. 0.98

00:57:22.000 You, the American worker, you're selfish, you're greedy, you're evil in wanting to create a better life for your family, but someone coming from Guatemala or Mexico isn't. 1.00

00:57:32.000 And they're doing the exact same thing. 0.97

00:57:34.000 John Oliver, I'd love for you to answer that, but this has been an installment of John Oliver is a big fat guy. 1.00

00:57:43.000 I am a pussy. 0.99

00:57:44.000 And that is frankly a wild thing to say. 1.00

00:57:46.000 I'm telling you, I am a pussy. 1.00

00:57:48.000 Sorry if this is how you found out, but I'm telling you that I am a pussy. 1.00

00:57:52.000 Love that stinger. 1.00

00:57:58.000 That stinger.

00:57:59.000 It's pretty good.

00:58:00.000 Anything I missed?

00:58:01.000 Nope.

00:58:02.000 Got it all.

00:58:03.000 By the way, if you guys are not members, Rumble Premium, $99 annually, $9.99 a month.

00:58:07.000 Mug Club is now Rumble Premium.

00:58:08.000 Rumble Premium is Mug Club.

00:58:10.000 You get 100% more show every day.

00:58:12.000 We're going to continue, of course, today on Rumble Premium.

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00:58:19.000 And guess what?

00:58:20.000 We are demonetized on YouTube.

00:58:22.000 None of this happens without you, without your support.

00:58:24.000 And, of course, we're going to be taking your chats in a little bit.

00:58:26.000 The next story, and you help support this with your membership, South by Southwest.

00:58:32.000 So we have contingency plans here.

00:58:34.000 We do, right?

00:58:35.000 We have what we call the old workaround.

00:58:37.000 Oh, Gerald was showing me the old reach-around.

00:58:41.000 Is that different?

00:58:42.000 No, he was method acting the Trudeau when we were preparing for the segment, and then we cut it from the show.

00:58:46.000 We said, Gerald, you don't need to do that.

00:58:48.000 You don't really need to live the character.

00:58:50.000 Guys, I'm gay.

00:58:53.000 So...

00:58:53.000 South by Southwest was in Austin this weekend.

00:58:59.000 And you know this.

00:59:00.000 I couldn't go.

00:59:01.000 I have been banned for life.

00:59:03.000 Why?

00:59:03.000 Because of...

00:59:04.000 Your guess is as good as mine!

00:59:07.000 Do we also agree that, like, insurance companies should have the right to discriminate in that sense?

00:59:12.000 You're also discriminating based on, you know, a number of things, including racial and ethnic backgrounds.

00:59:17.000 Some of the violence, I think most people agree, should not be considered to be protected speech.

00:59:22.000 But that's not speech, that's an actual fact.

00:59:23.000 Okay, right now, your speech is not protected.

00:59:26.000 You didn't answer my question.

00:59:28.000 It's a respectful question.

00:59:29.000 What is hate speech?

00:59:31.000 Like publicly posting our specific location with calls to visit us, slash our time.

00:59:40.000 It's cute, right?

00:59:41.000 I know.

00:59:41.000 It's okay.

00:59:42.000 Like, that's what they do.

00:59:43.000 It's okay.

00:59:46.000 All right, so that's your comedy industry of arcades.

00:59:49.000 It's a comedy industry of arcades.

00:59:50.000 Outdoor, right?

00:59:52.000 It was the most uncomfortable day of my life.

00:59:55.000 Yes, indeed.

00:59:56.000 But back then it was necessary.

00:59:58.000 So we're actually going to get some exclusive clips here.

01:00:00.000 We interviewed, my team here, some lefty politicians like the mayor of Arlington, Jim Ross.

01:00:05.000 Not a professional wrestler.

01:00:06.000 Jim Ross, the mayor of Arlington, as left as could possibly be.

01:00:09.000 We also have some other panels that were crashed by our undercover crew here.

01:00:14.000 And even some questions that were asked of other quote-unquote sort of like conservative panels that were given.

01:00:19.000 It's not what it used to be South by Southwest.

01:00:22.000 But it is quite a bit of fun, so just to set the stage here before we get to these exclusive clips, my team got to soak in every second of the bastion of hobo piss and liberalism that is South by Southwest. 0.96

01:00:34.000 We are out here in Austin, Texas at South by Southwest.

01:00:37.000 We're going to be asking people out here about Doge and Elon Musk.

01:00:41.000 Do they hate him because he's African?

01:00:43.000 Maybe. 0.98

01:00:43.000 These guys are scary. 0.98

01:00:44.000 The threat to democracy is real.

01:00:46.000 So what culpability or responsibility or plan does the mainstream media have to regain the trust?

01:00:52.000 Social media people were almost looked at as fact checkers.

01:00:56.000 So do you think you're almost like you kind of fell behind a little bit on that?

01:00:59.000 Hi, Mr. Mayor.

01:01:00.000 How can we make homelessness sexy so, like, people aren't as grossed out by, like, the homeless?

01:01:05.000 Just throw more money at it.

01:01:07.000 He doesn't get to decide what's on his Wikipedia page, does he?

Louder with Crowder - March 10, 2025

Trudeau Out, Carney In: Who Is Canada’s Anti-Trump Puppet?

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