Louder with Crowder - Trump 2024 MAGA Stream & Official Endorsement with Don Jr!

00:00:00.000 We have the biggest announcement we have ever made here at Ladder with Crowder.

00:00:23.000 It's a biggie.

00:00:25.000 But tonight, it's a hearty middle finger, not just to the establishment of politics, but the establishment of all of media and tech.

00:00:35.000 This is the largest stream on the planet right now.

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00:00:39.000 If there's ever been a president who took the oath of office and threw it in the garbage can,

00:00:52.000 it was Donald Trump, in the middle of that insurrection.

00:00:55.000 He cannot be the next president.

00:00:57.000 There can be no question that he will unravel the institutions of our democracy.

00:01:02.000 Donald Trump and the MAGA Republicans represent an extremism that threatens the very foundations of our republic.

00:01:10.000 And that is a threat to this country. 1.00

00:01:12.000 Oh, he sucks a bag of s***. 1.00

00:01:14.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1.00

00:01:20.000 They're sending millions of ballots all over the country.

00:01:23.000 There's fraud.

00:01:24.000 Pennsylvania specifically is ripe with voter fraud.

00:01:26.000 Republican officials debunked those claims about fraudulent ballots.

00:01:31.000 We want to give you a chance tonight.

00:01:32.000 Who? 1.00

00:01:33.000 I'll tell you, it was a total bullshit. 1.00

00:01:36.000 I love it! 1.00

00:01:38.000 Seriously!

00:01:38.000 I certainly think that either Michigan or Pennsylvania, barring some kind of voter fraud, and then that's the whole game.

00:01:44.000 You guys win. 0.99

00:01:45.000 You look at what happened during that election, unless you're a very stupid person... We are going to say things today that were... they were gonna get us banned anyway. 1.00

00:02:02.000 So we're about to see history right now, Crowder. 1.00

00:02:04.000 What's wrong with that, man?

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00:02:15.000 The End The End

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00:03:08.000 Bad bitches, it's a speech in Chinese and Queers 2,102,400 minutes 1.00

00:03:18.000 How do you measure for years in line? 1.00

00:03:23.000 Mother, you drive With a bitch mom, seasons of drama 1.00

00:03:54.000 In the room that he's from, over leftist his pride In the corners he'd stroll, fuck all fake and fly 1.00

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00:04:24.000 Leisure your wings with Trump!

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00:05:47.000 That was interesting.

00:05:47.000 Any more gremlins?

00:05:49.000 Alright.

00:05:49.000 Is it still gonna work?

00:05:50.000 I think so, we're good.

00:05:52.000 I was like, you know what?

00:05:54.000 I feel good about this.

00:05:55.000 I feel good about what's about to go down, what's about to happen tonight, this major announcement.

00:05:58.000 I'm like, you know what?

00:05:58.000 Yeah.

00:05:59.000 I was nervous.

00:05:59.000 I was like, come on.

00:06:00.000 Look at myself in the mirror.

00:06:02.000 You know, I like insult myself.

00:06:03.000 I was like, I feel good.

00:06:05.000 And then that.

00:06:06.000 I blew it.

00:06:09.000 Glad to be with you.

00:06:12.000 Look, before I get into anything, number two, Captain Morgan is here in third chair.

00:06:16.000 As always, you have here is Mr. Josh Feierstein.

00:06:19.000 His comedy special is available on Mug Club.

00:06:20.000 We have everyone here running interference force, reinforcements.

00:06:25.000 I have a few things to get to.

00:06:28.000 This is a little bit different tonight, and let me tell you exactly why it's different.

00:06:32.000 You know, there aren't any town halls or debates, which we always live stream with you, and of course the elections.

00:06:38.000 You know, we had the election stream in 2020, well actually 2016, 2020, the midterms, we were moved from YouTube, and we said there haven't been any very special live events at night.

00:06:48.000 And then realize something, we don't want to be just reactive here.

00:06:52.000 A lot of people accuse the conservative movement, the right wing, of just being reactive.

00:06:56.000 And it's fun!

00:06:57.000 We get to share that with you, we get to watch these town halls, we get to watch these debates, and we get to live fact check them.

00:07:02.000 And it's something that we really love to do.

00:07:04.000 But we don't want to wait on that to take place right now.

00:07:08.000 Someone's walking in right here.

00:07:11.000 So the hashtag here right now is Crowder Maga Stream.

00:07:13.000 Tonight we're going to have Donald Trump Jr.

00:07:16.000 on.

00:07:16.000 We're going to have Alex Jones on.

00:07:19.000 And here we are.

00:07:21.000 Look, I want to preface this here with, you often hear that this is the most important election in our lifetime.

00:07:28.000 You hear that a lot.

00:07:30.000 You've never heard that from me.

00:07:33.000 And you've also never heard from me any kind of endorsement of a candidate.

00:07:36.000 I've always said that I would stay out of that business because my job is to entertain you.

00:07:41.000 And every now and then you have to make corrections based on the world that you live in.

00:07:47.000 Especially, this has expanded where Mug Club Undercover, right?

00:07:50.000 We have a network now of people, other shows here.

00:07:54.000 And this is, without a doubt, the most important election of our lifetime.

00:07:58.000 Between now and November 2024, things are going to be changing here, as far as our focus, as far as our intensity, because we see a lot of things that sometimes you folks don't see necessarily in front of the scenes.

00:08:13.000 We have the luxury of that.

00:08:14.000 And a lot of people like to play inside baseball and keep you at bay in this industry and be the sort of intermediaries.

00:08:20.000 We don't want to do that.

00:08:22.000 We want you to be involved directly.

00:08:24.000 And we want you to be in the know as much as humanly possible, because let me put it this way.

00:08:32.000 Former Vice President Joe Biden is objectively the worst president that we have had in our lifetime.

00:08:38.000 The damage that has been done to this country is, and this is not doom and gloom, because no matter what happens in this election, we will still be happy warriors.

00:08:45.000 I want to be clear about that.

00:08:47.000 There has never been Three, four years as consequential as this.

00:08:52.000 And if you want to argue with me on that, or say, well, maybe someone else was worse, please comment below.

00:08:58.000 The economy.

00:09:00.000 You look at record inflation.

00:09:02.000 You look at wage growth, just how far it has plummeted.

00:09:05.000 Not just stagnated, but your purchasing power is down.

00:09:07.000 You look at the international community.

00:09:09.000 You look at the proxy wars that we are involved with right now, in which we have no business being involved.

00:09:14.000 You look at the division in this country.

00:09:16.000 You look at the rapid acceleration of cultural shifts.

00:09:22.000 This is the first time in our country that cultural shifts have taken place with the culture not being involved, with you not getting the memo.

00:09:31.000 I guarantee Barack Obama, the then president of the United States, who came into office against gay marriage, for example, Would not have had a space with his political counsel to say that it is evil for parents to not transition their six-year-old child.

00:09:48.000 We have that.

00:09:49.000 We have someone who's willing to pack the court.

00:09:51.000 We have someone who has called upon big tech to censor and to silence you.

00:09:56.000 And the big problem that we've had With the last election streams, the question that you kind of get to is, where do you go from the biggest election stream of all time in 2020?

00:10:05.000 And then the biggest election stream of all time off of YouTube that was on Rumble in 2022 because we were suspended.

00:10:12.000 There were some things that had taken place in the last election that we were not able to fact check effectively in real time.

00:10:20.000 We weren't able to call BS in real time because we didn't have the tools available to us.

00:10:25.000 No one did.

00:10:26.000 That's one thing where you have to give them credit.

00:10:28.000 Legacy Media has kind of had a stranglehold on that.

00:10:31.000 And that's what's going to be changing in this election.

00:10:34.000 Let me tell you what's on the docket here in this election right now.

00:10:38.000 Let's bring up the issue table here between former Vice President Biden and Donald Trump.

00:10:44.000 If you bring that up the issue table really quickly.

00:10:47.000 Something else that I also want to touch on as we keep that up.

00:10:51.000 Rarely do you have two people running for president who are both running for their second term.

00:10:57.000 Let me lay the case here, lay down the groundwork as to why this is the most important election of our time.

00:11:01.000 And it's different from everyone else saying it who just wants clicks, who just wants views.

00:11:05.000 Sure, you always have the dynamic of the Republican Party, the Democrat Party, boom, okay, we've got it.

00:11:10.000 Two people are running for their second term.

00:11:12.000 That hasn't happened since 1892.

00:11:15.000 And that means that you have two people who are willing to go hog wild.

00:11:18.000 That means that you have two people who are willing to push through an agenda regardless of political expediency or popularity at that point.

00:11:27.000 And I think that we've seen the left is willing to usurp the will of the people in a way that they have not in the past.

00:11:34.000 And that includes, by the way, through violence.

00:11:37.000 So right away, you have something here that you have never had in my lifetime.

00:11:42.000 And you didn't have this when Donald Trump ran for the first time.

00:11:44.000 He was kind of an unknown.

00:11:46.000 But we all sat here and we all kind of held our noses.

00:11:48.000 We don't have that now.

00:11:50.000 We have a much clearer picture.

00:11:52.000 You have eight years of Barack Obama.

00:11:54.000 You have three, let's call it four, of Donald Trump.

00:11:56.000 Then you have four of Joe Biden.

00:11:58.000 And you could have another four of President Trump.

00:12:01.000 Or eight of Biden.

00:12:03.000 You have a contrast.

00:12:03.000 You have a sandwich where people, a lot of people, are not involved in the day-to-day.

00:12:09.000 They know what they live.

00:12:10.000 And of course the experts will tell them that that is anecdotal, it's not empirical.

00:12:12.000 That's true!

00:12:13.000 That's true.

00:12:15.000 But it's what you're living.

00:12:17.000 You look at, for example, George Bush Sr., Bill Clinton, George W. Bush, Barack Obama.

00:12:23.000 I'm sorry, not enough of a contrast.

00:12:27.000 You look at the fiscal policy between Bill Clinton, George Bush Sr., George Bush, they are very, very similar.

00:12:32.000 You look at how they handled intervention in foreign conflicts, they are very, very similar.

00:12:37.000 Even Barack Obama, you have TARP under George W. Bush, and then you had the biggest stimulus package this country has seen this century under Barack Obama, but you still had people who were taxing and spending.

00:12:47.000 You didn't have the contrast that you had from Barack Obama to Donald Trump and then back to Joe Biden.

00:12:53.000 Baby boomers were the most liberal generation who ever existed.

00:12:56.000 You guys may not know this, right?

00:12:58.000 Today we're looking at San Francisco retreads.

00:13:00.000 They became conservative, now you hear OK Boomer.

00:13:03.000 Why did they become conservative?

00:13:04.000 They saw the contrast of Ronald Reagan and of Carter.

00:13:08.000 They said, well, you know what, no matter where my heart lines up, I know how things actually work in real life.

00:13:15.000 And then they became conservative for the rest of their lives.

00:13:19.000 You can have that right now.

00:13:20.000 You can have a demographic shift, the likes of which we've never seen.

00:13:23.000 We've seen the electoral map change quite a bit in 2020.

00:13:25.000 You could have this codified for a very long time.

00:13:30.000 Let's bring up the issues here.

00:13:31.000 What's at stake in the election coming up?

00:13:34.000 All right.

00:13:35.000 Let's look at the economy.

00:13:36.000 Average wage increases under Donald Trump, $4,000.

00:13:39.000 Under Biden, your average purchasing power has gone down $4,200.

00:13:44.000 Not to mention inflation, not to mention the idea of keeping the money that you have earned.

00:13:48.000 Immigration, the single most important issue of our lifetime.

00:13:52.000 Right now.

00:13:53.000 And that's to most Americans.

00:13:55.000 We had 1.9 million encounters under Donald Trump.

00:13:59.000 7.6 million under Joe Biden.

00:14:02.000 Imagine one more term of that.

00:14:05.000 Just one more term of that where he doesn't... That changes elections forever! 0.93

00:14:09.000 Let's say it's 15 million people by the end of that term.

00:14:13.000 Phoenix was determined by 10,000 votes.

00:14:17.000 Think about Georgia.

00:14:18.000 Think about Atlanta. 0.99

00:14:18.000 Even without the bullshit of the pipe bursting, which we found out wasn't true. 0.99

00:14:23.000 Think about Detroit. 0.97

00:14:24.000 You put a couple hundred thousand of those people in the right states who owe one party a favor, who broke the law through your tax dollars, to buy their vote.

00:14:37.000 I gotta tell you, 7.6 million is already enough.

00:14:41.000 You think that's going to get better or worse?

00:14:43.000 1.9 million to 7.6 million on immigration?

00:14:46.000 That right there?

00:14:47.000 You lose your country.

00:14:49.000 Do you understand that?

00:14:50.000 And by design.

00:14:50.000 Forever.

00:14:53.000 No one can say that 1.9 to 7.6 million is an accident.

00:14:58.000 And we've been doing this show day in and day out, and I love doing it, and I love living the privilege of being able to make you laugh, being able to cover the news and provide all the references so that you can learn, but every now and then you step back and we said, oh, what is happening?

00:15:16.000 1.9 to 7.6 million?

00:15:19.000 That's got to change.

00:15:20.000 That's at stake here in this election.

00:15:21.000 Bring back up the issue table, please.

00:15:24.000 When you look at abortion, you have one person, Donald Trump, and we're going to get granular with this after Donald Trump Jr.

00:15:30.000 and Alex Jones will be on.

00:15:32.000 One person ended Roe v. Wade, or the Supreme Court did, under his watch.

00:15:35.000 That put it back to the states.

00:15:37.000 You may not like it, that's not extreme.

00:15:39.000 The other wants federal abortion laws.

00:15:42.000 The other's a member of the party that believes in abortion up until and including birth period and wants to pack that Supreme Court.

00:15:46.000 Please bring that table right back up.

00:15:49.000 Demographics.

00:15:50.000 This is something that is very, very interesting.

00:15:53.000 Generation Z, millennials, for the first time, Donald Trump is either swaying them or winning them.

00:15:59.000 He's winning the Latino vote. 0.92

00:16:01.000 He's made inroads with the African-American vote, the black vote, that no Republican ever has.

00:16:06.000 That can change the map if people live the experience of the economic boom again that they had.

00:16:13.000 Versus Joe Biden, who is starting to lose both.

00:16:15.000 There's an opportunity here right now where you can change the voting demographics.

00:16:20.000 No new wars with Donald Trump.

00:16:20.000 Foreign policy.

00:16:21.000 The first president in my lifetime.

00:16:22.000 I didn't think it could be done.

00:16:25.000 I don't know that any other modern president has involved us in more useless proxy wars.

00:16:30.000 I shouldn't say more wars, the most wars, but the most useless proxy wars.

00:16:34.000 Bring it back up one more time.

00:16:35.000 Censorship.

00:16:39.000 You have a man, Joe Biden, who deliberately and flagrantly, with Jen Psaki, with Karen Jean-Pierre, called upon big tech to remove people.

00:16:47.000 Colluded with the CDC, the WHO, and CEOs of Google, YouTube, Facebook, Meta, at that point in time, Twitter, Amazon, Apple, to remove voices with whom they had disagreement.

00:17:03.000 You're talking about a person who single-handedly had the like button completely effectively removed because of being ratioed.

00:17:11.000 And I don't know if Republicans are going to do enough on 230, but by God, you have one who has told you that if they maintain this power, you will be silenced.

00:17:19.000 Bad stories about Hunter Biden?

00:17:20.000 Laptop?

00:17:21.000 You will be silenced.

00:17:23.000 Speak out against the mRNA injection?

00:17:25.000 You will be silenced.

00:17:27.000 Because it's not coming from the authorities.

00:17:30.000 And the final one there in that table is Supreme Court.

00:17:33.000 You're looking at at least one seat, very likely.

00:17:35.000 This next one, potentially two.

00:17:37.000 And you actually have a candidate who wants to pack the Supreme Court.

00:17:40.000 So you look at the economy, immigration, abortion, demographics, free speech, not to mention the Second Amendment, the most important issues of our lifetime with a... there is a tectonic shift of the very foundation going into this election of media.

00:17:54.000 We saw with the last midterms being removed from YouTube And being on Rumble and you being able to migrate there.

00:18:01.000 There is a future where your voices can be heard.

00:18:03.000 There is a future where you can take an active role.

00:18:06.000 And this is, um, it's absolutely a contrast of ideology.

00:18:14.000 And so for the first time as we go into this and we are going to be active, I want to lay out exactly what we plan on doing on election night 2024.

00:18:22.000 And what we are going to be launching here tonight.

00:18:25.000 That requires you.

00:18:27.000 It requires you and requires your active involvement either through Joining My Club or just your time.

00:18:32.000 We're going to have boots on the ground with an operation that has not existed before.

00:18:37.000 Before that though, I do want to take a step, we've polled everyone here at the company

00:18:42.000 and we all agree that for the first time ever, I've been doing this since 2009,

00:18:46.000 this company is going to officially endorse the 47th president of the United States, Donald Trump.

00:18:54.000 The mood kind of changed a little bit there.

00:19:04.000 I know I'm doing a Trump thing here, but we went from very serious to celebrate good times, baby.

00:19:10.000 Oh shoot, I forgot.

00:19:11.000 By the way, the drinking game rules tonight.

00:19:13.000 We are going to be live fact-checking the news, I guess, what's going on as they discuss this hush money trial.

00:19:19.000 Bring up the drinking game rules tonight for a special live stream.

00:19:21.000 Anytime you hear the words Biden's health or it's brought up, you drink.

00:19:25.000 Anytime you see the words insurrection, you drink.

00:19:29.000 Anytime you hear about stolen election, you drink.

00:19:31.000 Stormy Daniels, you drink.

00:19:33.000 Hunter or cocaine, you drink.

00:19:35.000 That'll, frankly, probably be us, so we can induce alcohol poisoning at any point we want.

00:19:39.000 Anytime you hear about the Clintons or Obamas, you drink.

00:19:41.000 We did that, too.

00:19:42.000 Anytime you hear about Trump indictments, you will drink.

00:19:45.000 And then we also have some subscriber tiers that we will be hitting tonight, I'm going to explain in a second, where you will finish your drink when you see those subscriber tiers.

00:19:54.000 I've already started, actually.

00:19:55.000 Oh, wow.

00:19:55.000 I'm halfway through this thing.

00:19:57.000 Good for you.

00:19:59.000 I mean, it's Monday night, what else am I doing, you know?

00:20:01.000 And here's the thing, we don't want to do this, we don't want to be in the business of, but this is not a robust primary.

00:20:06.000 This is not a situation where we're going, okay, let it play out.

00:20:08.000 No, this is a tipping point in our country where, again, everyone has said every single, it's the most important election of our lifetime.

00:20:14.000 You've not heard that.

00:20:15.000 Here, we are all in agreement that at this point in time, it is, and we also know some things behind the scenes as far as the attempts that will exist to silence, not just us, but you and conservatives.

00:20:25.000 I don't know how much further you need to be pushed, and so for tonight, Through midnight tonight, if you go to ladderwithcreditor.com slash MugClub and you enter in the promo code TRUMP47, MugClub is available for $47.

00:20:40.000 A full year's worth of MugClub.

00:20:43.000 Wow.

00:20:43.000 Dang.

00:20:44.000 What a deal.

00:20:45.000 And the reason for that is tonight, this is a telethon, we are going to be live fact-checking news, you can bring up there in the lower third CNN, to show you exactly how corrupt they are and to show you exactly their playbook and call the shots before Before we make them, we're going to fund an operation here at Mug Club for the election stream of 2024 that is very different from previous installments.

00:20:45.000 $47.

00:20:45.000 What?

00:20:45.000 $47.

00:21:07.000 So you join tonight through midnight for $47, and let me tell you exactly what this is going to be going to.

00:21:14.000 On election night, let me give you some clear examples, what happened last time.

00:21:17.000 Phoenix was called way too early.

00:21:19.000 Remember that?

00:21:20.000 Phoenix was called- With like 1% reporting, I believe.

00:21:20.000 Yep.

00:21:23.000 With 1% reporting.

00:21:24.000 And that's because all of these other people in legacy media, they really rely on one news wire.

00:21:29.000 One or the other to call states.

00:21:31.000 And in the last live streams on election night we were relying on their information a little bit.

00:21:35.000 That is not going to happen this time.

00:21:37.000 We are going to have our own, not only news where we're going to be subscribed to the

00:21:41.000 ones that they are using themselves, we are also going to have our own real-time data

00:21:44.000 analytics and boots on the ground to give us information so that we will be able to

00:21:49.000 provide insight and potentially call states before they do, or at the very least say,

00:21:53.000 no, no, no, that's too early with Phoenix.

00:21:56.000 When we have something happening, for example, in Atlanta, Georgia, remember that, the pipe

00:22:00.000 burst?

00:22:01.000 No one got the clear story.

00:22:03.000 And the issue with the last elections is we found out that there were a lot of lies afterward,

00:22:08.000 and they said, well, now it's a moot point.

00:22:09.000 Sure, the state constitution was changed.

00:22:11.000 It's a moot point.

00:22:12.000 Well, sure, a pipe didn't burst and they pulled out giant suitcases, sorry, pelican cases

00:22:16.000 of votes, but it doesn't matter at this point that the story we told you was a lie.

00:22:20.000 When Detroit happened, where they were bringing in red wagons with ballots of votes and boarding up the precinct with Bristol boards, we knew something was afoot.

00:22:20.000 Know what?

00:22:30.000 But we couldn't tell you exactly what it was.

00:22:32.000 So going into this next election, your subscription tonight, you joining Mug Club, will fund directly journalists and boots on the ground in every key swing state, first off.

00:22:43.000 So that means Phoenix, Atlanta, Detroit, Milwaukee, Philadelphia, we are going to be having at least Five people in each city, as well as your input, by the way, here.

00:22:55.000 You are able to contribute with that.

00:22:57.000 Go to MugClubArmy.com, where we're going to be crowdsourcing this, where you will send us tips in real time and we will be able to send our boots on the ground right there to investigate, along with the other tools that we have at our disposal, so that we can clarify it to you and fact-check Legacy Media.

00:23:11.000 The primary difference is we were following their lead And obviously providing commentary and guests in a way that,

00:23:18.000 you know, was incredibly sizable, the biggest ever.

00:23:22.000 But they're going to be following our lead.

00:23:25.000 And that means your lead.

00:23:27.000 That means you.

00:23:28.000 You are going to be sending in the information to the biggest stream that exists.

00:23:31.000 How can I promise you that?

00:23:33.000 Two world records.

00:23:34.000 We've done it twice.

00:23:35.000 Number three, we're actively preparing infrastructure so that you can get it to us in real time

00:23:40.000 and you can actually meet someone face to face in your city who can go down there with

00:23:44.000 a camera as well as tools behind the scenes so that we know we're getting the accurate

00:23:48.000 headcount with these votes.

00:23:51.000 We are also going to have on election night an interactive electoral map for you so that you guys can actually see us as we call states and take part.

00:23:59.000 And more importantly what we are going to be creating here.

00:24:02.000 And this requires a lot of resources.

00:24:05.000 So that's why this is a telethon.

00:24:07.000 This is a six-figure undertaking just by itself.

00:24:09.000 What we are talking about before election is millions of dollars.

00:24:12.000 Millions of dollars to try and ensure that there is actual election integrity so that we are not just bitching after the fact. 0.74

00:24:17.000 People always say, well, why don't you do something beforehand?

00:24:19.000 Here you go!

00:24:21.000 Trump 47.

00:24:23.000 $47 through midnight tonight, Mug Club.

00:24:25.000 We are going to have a map that you can check in real time.

00:24:27.000 And you can provide your tips and your videos.

00:24:30.000 So that you don't have to go to Twitter and you don't have to... Sure, you can upload it there too.

00:24:33.000 There's nothing exclusive about these pieces of content.

00:24:36.000 But you'll be able to go in real time to this electoral map.

00:24:39.000 And see a city, click a button, open it up, and see the shenanigans, the tomfoolery afoot.

00:24:44.000 For example, let's say what happened in Detroit in 2020, the red wagons with ballots of votes.

00:24:50.000 You will go to the electoral map, you will see an icon there, click it, and it will open that video in real time so you can see the coverage of what is going on.

00:24:58.000 And you can drop a pin with something that you've seen.

00:25:02.000 See something, say something, You do it, and then we are going to verify it, and whatever is verified as, of course, legitimate will be brought live to everyone here on air.

00:25:10.000 We are building an infrastructure here to have people on the ground.

00:25:13.000 To have journalists.

00:25:15.000 Both, by the way, out in the open.

00:25:17.000 I mean both camera operators and undercover journalists.

00:25:21.000 Mud Club Undercover's been working on this for a while.

00:25:22.000 They don't know who's in their midst.

00:25:25.000 And you will be able to take part on the night of to ensure that nothing happens in darkness.

00:25:31.000 We thought about, hey, the power of what was 17 million people in 2020, still millions of people in 2022.

00:25:36.000 How do we use that?

00:25:37.000 Because the media tried to silence it.

00:25:39.000 They have to silence you.

00:25:40.000 They will be following your lead because you don't need them.

00:25:47.000 You know, it looked like you were about to say something there.

00:25:49.000 I just wanted to remind you, like, we, you know, when you said the media wouldn't cover it, like, they actively tried to keep us from covering it.

00:25:55.000 Yes.

00:25:55.000 In 2022.

00:25:56.000 And they're going to do it again.

00:25:57.000 They're not just going to stop at trying to kick creators off and thank God that a place like Rumble does exist, but they're actively going to not report on those things.

00:26:05.000 You know what they're going to do?

00:26:06.000 They're going to say, you know, last time we actually covered some of this stuff.

00:26:08.000 We covered it a little bit too late.

00:26:09.000 We're not going to do it this time because it could lead to another January 6th.

00:26:13.000 Right.

00:26:13.000 We're not going to do it this time because it could lead to more election deniers and we don't want to cover that kind of story so what we're just going to do is to tell you to trust us and when Arizona is at .01% we're going to call it and guess what?

00:26:23.000 You're going to take it because there's nobody else to hear.

00:26:25.000 That's what YouTube wants.

00:26:26.000 That's what mainstream media wants.

00:26:29.000 But we have Rumble, and you have this stream, and you have our own information.

00:26:34.000 You have our own crowdsourcing.

00:26:35.000 If you're in a place, by the way, that we didn't list, a city there where some shenanigans have gone on in the past, let us know.

00:26:40.000 Reach out on social media so that we can make sure that we get people there as well.

00:26:44.000 It is time to take this power away from them, because believe me, it's power.

00:26:48.000 They say the winner on TV that night.

00:26:50.000 I don't care if they're lying or not.

00:26:51.000 The next day, most Americans wake up thinking there's a new president coming into the office, and it might not even be the right guy.

00:26:57.000 They won.

00:26:58.000 Yep.

00:26:58.000 You can't un-ring the bell.

00:26:59.000 Let's take that power away from them. 0.99

00:27:01.000 And no one here goes to sleep until it's resolved.

00:27:03.000 We're going to be with you the entire time.

00:27:06.000 That's okay, we can switch off.

00:27:07.000 By starting now, or...?

00:27:08.000 No, November.

00:27:09.000 I mean, well, you, you know, you're not getting enough sleep.

00:27:11.000 Speaking of Kotzebue, I think we have Mr... Okay, well, we're going to get granular after this on the economy, on immigration, all this, and we also have some new undercover footage, by the way, of people down there at the border.

00:27:20.000 Yeah.

00:27:20.000 I feel like we haven't hit anything as far as the drinking game.

00:27:23.000 No, not yet.

00:27:24.000 I'm about done with this beer, too.

00:27:25.000 Hold on, you know what?

00:27:26.000 I'll just say, Biden's health and Insurrection. 0.94

00:27:29.000 Son of a gun!

00:27:29.000 Hey, Insurrection!

00:27:31.000 That wasn't a suggestion.

00:27:32.000 You're supposed to hit the ding there, the kid.

00:27:34.000 That's an insurrection.

00:27:35.000 There you go.

00:27:36.000 Oh, I said it again!

00:27:37.000 No, come on, that doesn't mean you have to drink twice.

00:27:39.000 I'm drinking twice.

00:27:39.000 Delicious.

00:27:39.000 It does.

00:27:41.000 So, for the first time here, we are officially endorsing Donald Trump for President.

00:27:45.000 Use the promo code TRUMP47.

00:27:45.000 45, he's going to be 47.

00:27:47.000 And do you want to go through these tiers here?

00:27:49.000 We have different tiers tonight.

00:27:50.000 We'll do it in a minute.

00:27:51.000 Go to Mr. Trump.

00:27:51.000 Do it in a minute.

00:27:52.000 Alright, so here to talk about this.

00:27:54.000 We did not, I did not tell him before this stream.

00:27:56.000 What were we going to do?

00:27:57.000 That we were going to be making an endorsement.

00:27:59.000 So I have no idea as to...

00:28:01.000 He's still on.

00:28:03.000 Okay, there we go.

00:28:04.000 Wait, he would tune out if I endorsed his film?

00:28:08.000 Anyway, bring a hashtag up to him on there in the bottom.

00:28:11.000 Leave it as long as you can.

00:28:12.000 This man is, well, you know, you've seen him.

00:28:14.000 He's all over the map.

00:28:16.000 I mean, on a good way.

00:28:17.000 Not all over the map.

00:28:18.000 He's all over the place.

00:28:19.000 You see him everywhere.

00:28:19.000 And of course, here on Rumble, who've been very good to us, very good to him, because that's where freedom lives on.

00:28:25.000 Let's bring on Donald Trump Jr.

00:28:28.000 What's happening, buddy?

00:28:31.000 Mr. Donald Trump Jr., I don't know, I think they just heard you over your... Did they hear him over his stinger?

00:28:35.000 They heard it.

00:28:36.000 They heard it?

00:28:37.000 You got me?

00:28:37.000 Ahhhh.

00:28:37.000 Sorry.

00:28:38.000 Yes, we can hear you.

00:28:39.000 I was gonna disavow the endorsement, but I figure we'll take what we can get since we're up against these communists.

00:28:43.000 Yes, yes.

00:28:44.000 Well, I appreciate it.

00:28:45.000 I'm not sure.

00:28:45.000 Look at you.

00:28:46.000 Is this good or bad?

00:28:47.000 Is Crowder working with the other side to tank this thing?

00:28:51.000 I can't quite tell.

00:28:52.000 Well, I don't know what it is why people are so nervous over there when considering, you know, like, like, you have, uh, I mean, look, there are a lot of, it's, it's a cavalcade of misfits.

00:28:59.000 You have Alex Jones there and, and people are like, all of us have our issues.

00:29:02.000 You certainly have your issues.

00:29:03.000 And, uh, and, and wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:29:07.000 I'm no Hunter Biden.

00:29:08.000 But I have my issues.

00:29:08.000 That's true.

00:29:09.000 Everyone's got a drink. 0.99

00:29:11.000 Oh, damn it. 0.99

00:29:14.000 Hey, I gotta make you guys drunk so that I sound interesting. 0.99

00:29:16.000 That's true.

00:29:17.000 Well, also, I know that you're sober and we are not this evening.

00:29:19.000 So, look, hey, one thing that struck me here, too, is basically your dad can only run an election, can only campaign on Wednesdays. 0.98

00:29:29.000 It's almost like his schedule because he's so bogged down with these bullshit hearings and trials. 0.72

00:29:35.000 How is that operation even running at this point, logistically, considering how limited he's been? 0.97

00:29:42.000 I don't think people actually fully appreciate the amount of election interference that is taking place right now when they watch, oh, a trial.

00:29:49.000 That means he can't be doing what every candidate has done since the beginning of this country.

00:29:53.000 Yeah, no, I mean, it's clearly election interference.

00:29:55.000 You see the stuff, you saw the stuff in the Judge Cannon case.

00:29:58.000 I mean, just straight up collusion with the Biden Justice Department and all of these things.

00:30:03.000 You've seen the same thing going on with the number three guy at Biden's Justice Department coming up and taking on this case in New York that The prior DA, even this existing DA dropped and never pursued the first time around.

00:30:14.000 You know, it's just absolutely insane.

00:30:16.000 And they understand that if Trump's on the stump, if he's out there on the road talking to real Americans, that's a real positive for him.

00:30:23.000 So they want to tie him up.

00:30:25.000 They want to make sure he can do nothing.

00:30:26.000 You know, it's so important.

00:30:27.000 He can't go to his son's graduation, but they let one of the jurors go for the day and cut court short last week because they had a dentist appointment.

00:30:35.000 It's absolutely insane what's going on and you're not allowed to talk about it, which what's even crazier, he can't say anything about it.

00:30:41.000 They got continuous gag orders on him.

00:30:43.000 But more importantly, Steven, the mainstream media doesn't tell you all the absolute atrocities of this case, the anomalies that they come up with, you know, that they would change the stature of limitations, that the judge's daughter is literally profiteering As a Democrat fundraiser, off of even messaging about this trial.

00:31:03.000 Same thing possibly with Michael Cohen, that he's a convicted liar, literally lied before Congress.

00:31:09.000 He's a perjurer, went to jail for these things. 0.65

00:31:12.000 He's the star witness. 0.87

00:31:13.000 That doesn't matter.

00:31:15.000 It's just...

00:31:16.000 Anomaly after anomaly, things that were at best a misdemeanor, they're turned into felonies, while actual, like, violent offenders and felons in New York, everything that they do is being turned into a misdemeanor.

00:31:27.000 It's the exact opposite, to go after their political enemies.

00:31:31.000 I mean, this case in New York, literally, it's because a person in the accounting department, a low-level person in the accounting department, wrote legal fees next to a check that went to a lawyer, I guess, and then, like, Trump was in DC.

00:31:45.000 He had no contact with this person.

00:31:47.000 He probably couldn't pick this person out of a lineup, wasn't in communications, wasn't running the business.

00:31:52.000 Frankly, my brother and I were running the business and we didn't even know about it.

00:31:54.000 To give you an idea, I can give you a very specific example of where this happened.

00:31:57.000 I was in a deposition, right, being asked about this business right here.

00:32:00.000 And someone said, hey, what's this?

00:32:02.000 Gerald's right now going, oh, I don't know if I can put Gerald's mic on.

00:32:06.000 They go, what's this?

00:32:08.000 They're going to change the statute of limitations for you too, Stephen.

00:32:10.000 They said, what's this?

00:32:11.000 They said, what's this?

00:32:12.000 Whatever it was, $20,000, $30,000, a monthly recurring payment.

00:32:15.000 And it was labeled like BRF something.

00:32:17.000 And I said, I have no idea.

00:32:19.000 And they go, well, doesn't the buck stop with you?

00:32:21.000 I said, not with accounting.

00:32:22.000 They go, so you have no idea?

00:32:24.000 And here's what it was.

00:32:25.000 It was our 401k match service that came in under some type of acronym that I'd never seen before.

00:32:31.000 And in real time, I said, well, let me search this because that is significant.

00:32:33.000 I go, oh, that's not the name of the company that provides 401ks for my employees.

00:32:38.000 That's what it is.

00:32:39.000 They would go through the list and go, well, what's that?

00:32:41.000 I go, I don't know exactly what these rates are.

00:32:43.000 It would be health insurance.

00:32:45.000 It would be things like server costs.

00:32:47.000 I dealt with that with the New York Attorney General one on the, you know, when we, I guess, you know, we're paying a half a billion dollar fine because we paid back banks and they wanted to do more business with us.

00:32:55.000 But they did that to me.

00:32:56.000 I was like, you know, ask me a question.

00:32:57.000 I don't know.

00:32:58.000 Like I signed off on it because it was given to me by a big four accounting firm and they say it's legit.

00:33:02.000 So I signed it.

00:33:03.000 They're like, well, how did you not do deal? 0.99

00:33:05.000 I'm like, well, I mean, I hire a big four accounting firm because I'm not a fucking accountant. 0.93

00:33:09.000 And like, it's like, I don't know what I'm supposed to do here. 0.95

00:33:12.000 How am I?

00:33:14.000 I'm not a lawyer or an accountant.

00:33:15.000 If it's cleared by legal and it's cleared by accounting, outside legal and outside accounting, I don't know.

00:33:21.000 I sort of feel like it's my responsibility to actually sign it and not override people who literally went to school for this exact matter.

00:33:28.000 I can't believe Donald Trump doesn't know accounting.

00:33:29.000 It's like, I haven't looked at accounting since Accounting 101 back in, like, college.

00:33:33.000 Right.

00:33:34.000 No, exactly.

00:33:34.000 Stephen, I want you to remember that when you get the line item to sign for the wine purchase.

00:33:37.000 Just sign and trust me.

00:33:39.000 All right.

00:33:40.000 It's going to be good.

00:33:40.000 Okay.

00:33:41.000 Well, I've already signed for quite a few of those.

00:33:43.000 I was wondering about that.

00:33:44.000 And by the way, it's Trump 47.

00:33:45.000 We were debating between 45 and 47 because he's both the 45th and the 47th.

00:33:49.000 But if people entered that in, they'll get mugged for 47.

00:33:52.000 This is a telethon right now to ensure that this election does not take place in darkness.

00:33:58.000 Donald, let me ask you this.

00:34:00.000 How are you guys going to win this, considering how much they've been trying to hamstring him?

00:34:04.000 I would imagine that you guys have had to have contingency plans with these operations to ensure that the campaign can continue, even if, through corruption, he's being forced to sit in a courtroom.

00:34:13.000 Listen, you gotta do the best you can with what you're given, right?

00:34:15.000 That's the reality.

00:34:16.000 You gotta play the hand that you're dealt.

00:34:17.000 We understand what's going on.

00:34:19.000 I think, frankly, it's actually working out to our benefit right now. 0.88

00:34:21.000 It's so ridiculous, right?

00:34:23.000 Whether you take the New York case, whether you take the half a billion dollar fine, when literally the alleged victim is sitting there on the stand being, no, we were paid back with interest. 0.55

00:34:31.000 We made $200 million.

00:34:32.000 We wanted to do more business with Trump, not less. 0.96

00:34:35.000 It's so ridiculous. 0.89

00:34:37.000 That real people see it. 0.94

00:34:38.000 Now, again, I think our mainstream media is totally trying to suppress that.

00:34:41.000 You know, they don't tell you that some of the cases, you know, on MSNBC, CNN, probably honestly even Fox at this point, you know, they're not telling you like, hey, they literally changed the laws of the state of New York for one year.

00:34:52.000 Right.

00:34:52.000 So they could charge Trump and then they revert back right after that.

00:34:54.000 Like, it's like just they're going after one person.

00:34:56.000 They changed the laws of an entire state to be able to go out.

00:34:59.000 When people start hearing that, like, wait, I didn't know that.

00:35:01.000 Right, you know that again, the judge's daughter thing or, you know, or that literally, there's a statute in New York, like a actual law in the books that like, someone cannot profiteer.

00:35:13.000 It's not like it's just hey, it'd be ethical or otherwise.

00:35:15.000 There's literally a law preventing it.

00:35:17.000 Six degrees of separation for someone involved in a case like this.

00:35:20.000 The judge's daughter is one degree of separation. 0.99

00:35:22.000 It's like, it doesn't matter.

00:35:23.000 Right.

00:35:23.000 They kick it up to an appellate division in New York.

00:35:25.000 They say, well, we paid Trump too, so we'll kick it back down and let it stand.

00:35:28.000 I mean, it's a total miscarriage of justice.

00:35:30.000 And I think it's really indicative of where we're going as a country, Steven.

00:35:33.000 Like, if you think this stops with Trump, like someone who's powerful, wealthy, he can actually afford to fight this thing, has a huge base of people, half the country, you know, have his back.

00:35:43.000 You think it stops with Trump or you think they'll just destroy anyone that ever stands in their way in the future?

00:35:47.000 And that's why I love what you guys are doing when I was listening to the beginning of this.

00:35:50.000 I mean, it's so important for people to get involved, to get mobilized, to watch this stuff, because it doesn't end with this.

00:35:57.000 It only gets significantly worse.

00:36:00.000 No, I think you're absolutely right.

00:36:01.000 And to me it's shocking when you look at the changes, not only in demographics, that Donald Trump is winning right now, President Trump is winning right now, but with Generation Z and Millennials.

00:36:09.000 We'll show that hilarious clip of James Carville, it looks like Ernest gets cancer, or Ernest goes to chemo, or whatever it is.

00:36:17.000 Ernest goes to Mayo.

00:36:18.000 Yeah, and you can bring Josh in there, Billy the Kid, because I know that sometimes it goes through the tube.

00:36:22.000 But that is happening in spite of the fact that, really, Donald Trump, President Trump has not been able to tell his story, get in front of anybody as far as the media at this point.

00:36:33.000 The fact that there's been any change demographically, let alone the biggest change in my lifetime while it is nothing but negative coverage, I mean he has yet to put his own feet on the ground on the campaign trail really, you know, as far as he's going to be.

00:36:46.000 I'm always shocked to see any kind of headway that's being made in a remarkable amount.

00:36:52.000 Is that sometimes surprising to you? 0.99

00:36:53.000 Like when you see those polls, did a party go, you're bullshitting! 0.52

00:36:57.000 No, I mean, I see, but I get it. 0.93

00:36:58.000 Like, you know, again, I don't pretend to be one of these, like, these woke people.

00:37:01.000 It's like my, my seven month old was complaining about nuclear proliferation on the Korean peninsula.

00:37:07.000 Like, like, no, but like, but like, you know, I'm not like one of these, but like, if I, dude, if I go to like McDonald's with my kids and I'm pissed off, you know, filling up my truck or the grocery store, like,

00:37:18.000 it's not going to change my habits.

00:37:19.000 I'm not pretending that like, right, like, I came, I remember it was just so distinct,

00:37:23.000 because I was like, man, it was like sticker shock. This just took my kids, my two of my sons,

00:37:27.000 to McDonald's, an 11 year old and a 14 year old and me. And the bill was $47. If I'm like,

00:37:31.000 that's too expensive.

00:37:33.000 Like, if I have sticker shock, man, everyone has sticker shock and the hysteria from the media and the lies and, you know, people, you know, they're not going to, you know, not believe their lying eyes anymore. 0.98

00:37:45.000 It's gotten so ridiculous, so extreme. 0.59

00:37:47.000 You know, trans men in sports are really, it's the social justice issue of our time. 0.98

00:37:54.000 It's the social justice issue of our time.

00:38:46.000 last few years because like what what is the norm now? 0.98

00:38:50.000 It's so ridiculous. 1.00

00:38:51.000 It's so asinine. 1.00

00:38:52.000 Yeah. 0.97

00:38:53.000 You know, that no one believes it's actually happening. 0.92

00:38:55.000 Well, and I think that what's really important, that's the reason we're doing this tonight, is because election season starts earlier this go-around, and that's because of their call to, like you said, extend statutes of limitations, to basically trump up more bogus charges, bullshit crimes.

00:39:09.000 They are doing this to try and affect the election, so I don't think that the conservatives, a lot of the non-profits out there, have the luxury of waiting to, you know, go to the Hamptons in the summer, and then as we get into the fall, really cover it.

00:39:19.000 No, we need to start preparing and laying the groundwork for infrastructure right now, because they already are.

00:39:24.000 They already are, and they're losing.

00:39:25.000 So we need to get ahead of the game.

00:39:27.000 They'll outspend us 5-1.

00:39:29.000 What was the article I read?

00:39:32.000 There's a European communist that wants to give $250 million to a...

00:39:38.000 A quarter of a campaign from one person.

00:39:40.000 Then you got the Soros stuff.

00:39:41.000 What has any of this Democrat fundraising ever gotten Americans?

00:39:45.000 It's just turned great cities into shitholes and they keep doing it.

00:39:50.000 But it's interesting.

00:39:51.000 I do see a shift.

00:39:52.000 I travel all over the country.

00:39:54.000 I try to hang out with real people.

00:39:55.000 I do put myself in places where we're not supposed to be as conservatives just to have these conversations and have that dialogue.

00:40:01.000 Honestly, man, the shift is really, it's really palpable.

00:40:04.000 Like a lot of the, you know, the demographics, you know, I'm not just Hispanics or something like that, that were probably always conservative.

00:40:09.000 They just didn't even know it.

00:40:09.000 Like, you know, just demographics that would not otherwise, you didn't even think about it.

00:40:14.000 And there are, you know, I'm in an airport and like, they're screaming at me across the airport, like in like, Hey, 2024, we gotta fix this crap! 0.81

00:40:20.000 It's sort of amazing what I see.

00:40:23.000 I did, you know, DJ Akademiks, you know, livestream on Rumble and a bunch of other places.

00:40:27.000 We had 40,000 people from the hip-hop community watching us for two and a half hours, and I'm reading the live feed, like, as we're going, I'm like, oh my god, like, they're, like, they've been red-billed.

00:40:36.000 That is 0% surprising to me as someone who, don't tell my parents, grew up on hip-hop in the 90s and early aughts.

00:40:42.000 I couldn't count how many hip-hop artists have compared themselves to Trump.

00:40:47.000 It's like he's the most common character in hip-hop music as a yardstick for success.

00:40:54.000 To me, people are shocked that in the hip-hop community they might embrace him.

00:40:57.000 Because they've always embraced it.

00:40:59.000 Yeah in 16 and 17 it was cool to attack them and whatever and you know the media would give you free coverage and your record label probably give you a bonus but like I think those guys still they understand the communities that they cater to.

00:41:09.000 Right. 0.97

00:41:09.000 They see what's going on and they're like I can't defend this crap this is insane. 0.97

00:41:13.000 You know, you saw Snoop Dogg came out like, what was it, two, three weeks ago? 0.98

00:41:15.000 He was like, hey, I got nothing but love for Trump.

00:41:17.000 I'm like, well, in 2017, you did like a drive-by, like a simulated drive-by video because you could get away with that.

00:41:23.000 You're encouraged to do that by the media.

00:41:25.000 Today, it's like, I don't know, you know, there's communities that are suffering that are the people that are oftentimes buying a lot of their music and stuff like that. 0.99

00:41:30.000 They're saying, you know, you start supporting this moron, Joe Biden, in there and you're going to lose your whole fan base. 0.99

00:41:37.000 They get that. 1.00

00:41:38.000 They see that shift.

00:41:38.000 They understand that.

00:41:39.000 So now it's a question of how much we can do to prevent the cheating.

00:41:42.000 No, I think Josh has a question.

00:41:44.000 I know you gotta go, but go ahead there.

00:41:46.000 I was gonna say, she's adding on to that, the mainstream media lied to these people.

00:41:49.000 You know, they bought that lie.

00:41:49.000 Yeah.

00:41:50.000 People like Snoop Dogg.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, everything!

00:41:52.000 They bought these lies, and then they went on and go, I hate Donald Trump, I hate him, blah blah blah blah blah, and now they're starting to see through it.

00:41:58.000 They're shocked and dismayed that the Taliban did not install a more diverse and inclusive government.

00:42:01.000 They're getting us into world wars, they're going to fund these things indefinitely, they

00:42:01.000 I'm like, who are they?

00:42:05.000 won't take care of our own border.

00:42:07.000 When you had the disastrous Afghan withdrawal, the adults who were back in charge get on 1.00

00:42:10.000 stage.

00:42:11.000 They're shocked and dismayed that the Taliban did not install a more diverse and inclusive

00:42:14.000 government.

00:42:15.000 I'm like, who are these people?

00:42:16.000 They said they were going to have an all-women's community college.

00:42:19.000 Yes, yes.

00:42:20.000 I saw them build it.

00:42:23.000 You can't make it up anymore.

00:42:24.000 And again, if a guy like me feels it, notices it, how come our representatives don't?

00:42:29.000 By the way, that goes to both sides.

00:42:32.000 That's not a partisan hit.

00:42:35.000 That's a bipartisan hit.

00:42:36.000 If Donald Trump Jr. 1.00

00:42:37.000 is like, man, this shit's really expensive. 1.00

00:42:39.000 That's insane. 1.00

00:42:42.000 We should do something about that.

00:42:43.000 Well, also, I'd like to see Republicans and people on our side do more to ensure that the election is truly free and fair this go-around, as opposed to tucking tail because of a few lawsuits out there.

00:42:52.000 It still matters, and last time everyone said, oh, it's a moot point.

00:42:55.000 Sure, this happened, but it's a moot point.

00:42:56.000 Or, well, maybe this happened, but you can't prove the damage, so it's also a moot point.

00:43:00.000 That's why we're building the infrastructure.

00:43:01.000 That's why people can enter in the promo code TRUMP47 so that we can have the real live election integrity map, boots on the ground in every major swing state, city, bellwether, counties, so that it happens.

00:43:11.000 In real time.

00:43:12.000 We realize that's the big mistake that everyone, that we made the last go-around.

00:43:16.000 Relying on information coming in as opposed to anticipating it.

00:43:19.000 And we want to be able to be the eyes and ears for you guys and everyone out there.

00:43:23.000 That's why we're having everyone take an active role.

00:43:25.000 Mr. Donald Trump Jr., where's the best place for people to find you and watch you, sir?

00:43:28.000 Well, I'm on Rumble two days a week, Mondays and Thursdays, and pretty much every social media channel.

00:43:33.000 But yeah, check out the Triggered podcast on Rumble, because that's probably where I get to let loose a little bit.

00:43:37.000 I'm probably, that's the only place I'm not censored.

00:43:40.000 You know, so it's great.

00:43:41.000 Get involved, follow it, you know, do the stuff that you're talking about.

00:43:44.000 Or you too can, you know, continue to have, you know, DEI in air traffic control in your cockpit and watch planes' wheels and doors fall off in mid-flight.

00:43:53.000 Doctors that are totally unqualified but, you know, they check two or three boxes and are trans so they probably know what they're doing and, you know, why not let them be your brain surgeon? 0.99

00:44:00.000 What could possibly go wrong?

00:44:01.000 That was actually the premise for Final Destination originally.

00:44:04.000 Devon Sawa looked into the cockpit, said, oh, a trans-African, and woke up.

00:44:09.000 All right.

00:44:09.000 Ahead of its time.

00:44:10.000 Ahead of its time.

00:44:11.000 Mr. Trump Jr., I know you're busy.

00:44:12.000 Thank you for taking the time, sir, and we will be in touch.

00:44:15.000 Be well, guys.

00:44:15.000 You too.

00:44:16.000 Down drop! 0.84

00:44:17.000 Alright, and I know that we have... yes.

00:44:23.000 I just- I didn't do my job.

00:44:26.000 Oh, okay, because we have tiers here to fund each of these unique items.

00:44:28.000 Well, we had several other tiers to get to.

00:44:30.000 We blew past a few.

00:44:31.000 Okay, so wait, hold on a second.

00:44:32.000 Tell me about the tiers that we already went through so I can- There was kind of a fun, like, starting out tier, which was 47.

00:44:37.000 Oh, 47.

00:44:37.000 That's easy, right?

00:44:38.000 About 3.5 seconds in, we got it.

00:44:38.000 Yeah.

00:44:38.000 We got that, right?

00:44:39.000 270 was- Electoral votes.

00:44:40.000 Yes, so that he becomes 47, right?

00:44:41.000 Yeah.

00:44:41.000 that we about 3.5 seconds and we got it. 270 was the electoral votes so that he becomes 47 right?

00:44:49.000 Yeah. We blew through that. Okay. So we are currently just a couple of hundred members away

00:44:55.000 Whoa, why do we pick that team?

00:44:57.000 Hey, Gerald!

00:44:57.000 It's important to have significant numbers, and I was put in charge of numbers.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, but that's like a tragedy.

00:45:03.000 But it's significant.

00:45:04.000 It is significant.

00:45:05.000 I don't know if people want to subscribe.

00:45:08.000 I don't know if people want to join Mug Club to be a member of 9-11. 0.52

00:45:11.000 But at the same time, never forget.

00:45:13.000 That's true!

00:45:14.000 That's true.

00:45:15.000 But we're doing our part.

00:45:16.000 And by the way, when we hit this tier of 911 subscribers tonight, that is going to put investigative journalists on the ground, boots on the ground, in all five major swing state cities.

00:45:26.000 Phoenix, Atlanta, Philly, Detroit, Milwaukee.

00:45:27.000 So once we hit 911 subscribers, you will fund that.

00:45:30.000 This is a big operation here.

00:45:32.000 That will, boom.

00:45:33.000 Done.

00:45:34.000 Those people are on the ground.

00:45:35.000 And then the next tier, I believe, that we have after that is 1492.

00:45:38.000 It's also a pretty good tier.

00:45:41.000 I mean, unless you were here at the time.

00:45:44.000 Pure Native American.

00:45:45.000 Do you want me to tell them what that funds, that tier?

00:45:48.000 Don't spoil it.

00:45:48.000 1492?

00:45:48.000 Well, I want to let people know what it is that they're supporting.

00:45:51.000 Okay, fine.

00:45:51.000 Do the 1492.

00:45:52.000 And we have several different tiers here, of course.

00:45:52.000 Okay, so 1492.

00:45:54.000 2024 is a tier, see, because these are all election themes.

00:45:56.000 Oh, I see.

00:45:57.000 Yeah, it's election theme.

00:45:58.000 That makes sense.

00:45:59.000 So 1492, that will take care of the election integrity map.

00:46:02.000 The election integrity map, where in real time, you will be able to see what is taking place.

00:46:07.000 Of course, we'll still be streaming, but you will be able to upload.

00:46:10.000 Your experiences.

00:46:11.000 You are the media.

00:46:12.000 Your camera.

00:46:13.000 Do you have a phone?

00:46:14.000 There you go.

00:46:14.000 You're a journalist.

00:46:15.000 You can submit it.

00:46:16.000 People will be able to watch in real time everything taking place.

00:46:19.000 And then there will be another layer to this map, which will be the verified incidents.

00:46:23.000 Yes.

00:46:23.000 So you'll have a box that you can check and say, okay, I see whatever, 1,200, 1,500, click on whatever you want.

00:46:28.000 Then click the verified incidents, and that may go down to, I don't know, 1200 or 1500, because we're going to have people on the ground verifying everything and sending in the information.

00:46:36.000 So when we hit that 1492, Columbus sailed the ocean blue, and that means the election integrity map is in place, set up, because of you.

00:46:45.000 They will have to answer to you this election.

00:46:48.000 That's the fundamental shift.

00:46:49.000 Absolutely.

00:46:50.000 And look, I've got a couple things.

00:46:51.000 You said 2024.

00:46:52.000 We have a brand new shirt, Trump 2024 change.

00:46:54.000 I actually brought some extras for people here, so there's two right there.

00:46:58.000 Hey Josh, look behind your pillow over there, buddy.

00:47:00.000 Santa came early.

00:47:01.000 Yeah, and Steven, I've got one for you as well, but you're already dressed, so I'll just hang on to it.

00:47:07.000 Go to CrowderShop.com right now to grab your 2024 shirts.

00:47:11.000 Get this mic out of the way! 1.00

00:47:15.000 By the way, this is Caitlin Collins right now on CNN with Mr. Barr.

00:47:24.000 We're going to live fact check.

00:47:25.000 Tell us what you want us to live fact check right now.

00:47:27.000 We're going to take your chats.

00:47:28.000 If there's something going on, if it's CNN or MSNBC, there's no town hall or debate. 0.99

00:47:32.000 We'll just watch it and call bullshit in real time. 0.91

00:47:34.000 Trust me, it's not going to take much with Rachel Maddow and the crew kind of holding down the fort. 0.94

00:47:37.000 And Caitlin Collins coming up obviously right now.

00:47:40.000 I know her as the hairy forearms gal. 1.00

00:47:41.000 Well, that's probably true.

00:47:43.000 Maybe she's doing Nair because she's got a, you know, a sleeveless thing going on.

00:47:46.000 Also, later tonight we have, I forgot, we have Thomas Finnegan on location at the courthouse.

00:47:50.000 Yep, on location of the Hush Money trial.

00:47:54.000 That's what they're calling it.

00:47:55.000 And I believe we have a 7 plus 1.

00:47:56.000 We have quite a bit going on here tonight.

00:47:57.000 But first, let's go through this election on these individual issues, right?

00:48:01.000 We were talking about this, the economy.

00:48:03.000 We talked about the average income.

00:48:04.000 I also want to mention to you the inflation.

00:48:06.000 That's what Donald Trump Jr.

00:48:07.000 just talked about.

00:48:08.000 Months above 3% for inflation.

00:48:11.000 Donald Trump had zero months.

00:48:13.000 Biden 36.

00:48:13.000 Jeez.

00:48:15.000 That's all of them?

00:48:17.000 That's pretty much all of them.

00:48:19.000 There's a couple at the beginning where he didn't.

00:48:24.000 So Americans need an extra $12,400 a year to maintain the same standard of living.

00:48:28.000 Mortgages, January 2021, 2.78 were the mortgage rates, now it's about 7.39.

00:48:33.000 This is the most important issue I think of our time that's going to take place in this election, is illegal immigration. 0.87

00:48:40.000 Alright, so under Donald Trump there are 1.9 million total illegal encounters at the border.

00:48:45.000 Not great!

00:48:45.000 1.9.

00:48:48.000 But that's a far cry from 7.3 or 7.6, right, if you add in those who are flown in on secret flights.

00:48:55.000 I don't want to be fact-checked on that.

00:48:56.000 You guys can check all the references at loudearthcreditor.com, link in the description.

00:48:59.000 You can use the number 7.3.

00:49:00.000 I choose to use the number 7.6 because it still includes people who are actually here illegally. 0.99

00:49:05.000 Well, isn't that, what is that, like, bigger than the population of 36 states?

00:49:09.000 36 states have a smaller population than the number of illegal immigrants who have been Ushered into this country under Joe Biden's watch.

00:49:16.000 Like I said, 1.9 million, that's not nothing, and we would definitely like that number to go down as low as it possibly can.

00:49:22.000 By the way, Tim's shirtless over here.

00:49:24.000 I'm actually, I've had too much wine already.

00:49:25.000 Very nice.

00:49:26.000 Tim's turtless over here.

00:49:28.000 Toolman Tim, Tesla Tim.

00:49:30.000 It makes it very distracting, but that 1.9 million, let him build the wall.

00:49:33.000 Let's fund the wall, and then we'll talk about all these other things.

00:49:36.000 You want to put in an aid package for things that maybe you think are things that we need to be a part of?

00:49:41.000 Fine, we can have that debate after you've built the wall.

00:49:44.000 Give it a try.

00:49:45.000 We'll talk about it then.

00:49:46.000 Give it a try, it won't hurt you.

00:49:47.000 Yeah, they say it won't work, let's try it.

00:49:49.000 It's only a small fraction of the money to Ukraine.

00:49:51.000 Yeah, we're trying that a lot.

00:49:52.000 Just give it a whirl.

00:49:53.000 How about this?

00:49:53.000 Put the money for Ukraine in a savings account for, I don't know, a month and a half, then build the wall and send the money to Ukraine.

00:49:59.000 I don't like it, but it's better than just sending the money there and not building the wall.

00:50:03.000 Right!

00:50:04.000 Hey, by the way, I don't know if you know this as well, but also terror watch list encounters, With Donald Trump, 11.

00:50:10.000 Not great.

00:50:10.000 That's 11 more than zero, which is what I prefer.

00:50:13.000 Under Biden, 357.

00:50:14.000 That's worse.

00:50:16.000 That's worse.

00:50:17.000 They really want to come.

00:50:18.000 Yes, they do.

00:50:19.000 And the promo code again is Trump47.

00:50:20.000 $47.

00:50:20.000 Get that CNN off there.

00:50:22.000 Use the full thing. $47.

00:50:24.000 Mug Club right now available through midnight.

00:50:25.000 By the way, since we hit those tears, that's part of the drinking game rules.

00:50:29.000 We're supposed to finish our drink every time we hit a tear.

00:50:29.000 The kid, bring them back.

00:50:34.000 We'll just finish one.

00:50:35.000 No, no, no.

00:50:36.000 Every time a subscriber goal is hit, we have to take an entire drink.

00:50:39.000 Do we have any elevator music or anything?

00:50:41.000 I don't know.

00:50:42.000 I'm done.

00:50:44.000 done? Alright, everyone go! Josh needs another beer.

00:50:44.000 You're already done?

00:50:56.000 Alright, let's get some refills in here. 0.87

00:51:00.000 There's a little bit but it's empty.

00:51:04.000 What in the world?

00:51:05.000 Oh man, that's for later.

00:51:07.000 That is for later, that's right.

00:51:08.000 That's for the after party.

00:51:09.000 Hold on.

00:51:10.000 After party.

00:51:11.000 No, really quickly, the link is in the description.

00:51:14.000 If it's too hard to type Trump 47, which it might be for some of you, it's okay.

00:51:18.000 If it's too hard, just go to the link in the description, click right there, it'll autofill for you.

00:51:22.000 I was kidding about the Trump 47 thing.

00:51:24.000 I know you guys can do it. 0.64

00:51:25.000 I mean, you're not gay.

00:51:26.000 Hey! 0.99

00:51:26.000 What? 0.99

00:51:27.000 Yeah, don't, don't subscribe.

00:51:28.000 We have plenty of gay and or lesbian and or, your guess is as good as mine, fans.

00:51:33.000 There's Q's, there's L's, there's B's, they're all in there.

00:51:35.000 Really?

00:51:36.000 They're all, yeah, they all like the Mug Club. 0.99

00:51:37.000 I was unaware.

00:51:38.000 By the way, I love how they say, Bill Barr vilifies Trump but says he'll vote for him.

00:51:42.000 Yeah.

00:51:42.000 They had these words, vilify.

00:51:44.000 And what was it Donald Trump said?

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 I won't call, I won't call him fat and lazy, just lazy. 0.99

00:51:49.000 Lethargic was the word he said. 0.97

00:51:50.000 I won't say lethargic. 0.98

00:51:51.000 I won't say lethargic, I'll say fat, lazy, impotent. 0.83

00:51:55.000 Those are still in play. 0.99

00:51:57.000 And also, just in case, hey, this is a call out to all the virtue signaling, um, pieces of shit out there, when we talk about illegal immigration, yes it's the most important issue of this election, but for all the bitching that takes place regarding slavery in the past as though the United States uniquely invented or is responsible for the crime of slavery, There are more slaves right now on earth than ever in recorded history. 0.98

00:52:21.000 Over 40 million right now. 0.99

00:52:23.000 Over 40 million.

00:52:23.000 Did you know that?

00:52:25.000 The first step, you can't fix it right now, but the first step is to at least, at least discourage, disincentivize the sex traffickers.

00:52:33.000 How many of those people do you think from the 7.6 million are sex slaves? 0.90

00:52:37.000 We say sex slaves, although it's not just slavery because, you know, they didn't do a film about it yet, The Color Purple.

00:52:43.000 There are more slaves right now on Earth than ever in recorded history.

00:52:46.000 You want to tell people that you are making a difference? 0.99

00:52:48.000 Instead of sitting on your ass at Columbia while you demand that the American public foot the bill for your student loans? 0.99

00:52:54.000 Do something! 1.00

00:52:55.000 And here's the thing, people will say, well it's such a big issue, there's nothing I can do to stop sex slavery.

00:53:02.000 Well right now, and this is again what you fund, as a member of Mug Club, the Mug Club Undercover Unit obtained this footage from a current Customs and Border Protection agent Showing coyotes dropping off, and just to be clear, something can be done because people are doing it.

00:53:19.000 You can bitch on campus about slavery in the past and systemic discrimination, or today, more slaves than ever, do something about it. 0.99

00:53:27.000 Here's someone doing something about it, who gave this to us. 0.98

00:53:30.000 You, Mug Club. 0.97

00:53:31.000 Exclusive, our undercover unit.

00:53:34.000 These are coyotes dropping off a very young adolescent girl from a dinghy in the Rio Grande.

00:53:41.000 Exclusive.

00:53:44.000 A baby girl?

00:53:44.000 Really?

00:53:45.000 Wow.

00:53:45.000 By herself?

00:53:46.000 Hey, you're a real man, aren't you, bro? 0.99

00:53:50.000 You're a real f***ing man, aren't you? 1.00

00:53:56.000 Get the f*** back to Mexico. 1.00

00:53:59.000 Get the f*** back. 1.00

00:54:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 0.98

00:54:03.000 You're a real man.

00:54:05.000 It's a little girl, bro.

00:54:07.000 It's a baby girl.

00:54:08.000 Come on.

00:54:09.000 Want to listen to me first?

00:54:10.000 Uh huh.

00:54:11.000 Come on.

00:54:12.000 Uh huh.

00:54:13.000 Uh huh.

00:54:13.000 Well, that's gonna be good.

00:54:15.000 Good luck.

00:54:17.000 I'm not a mother.

00:54:19.000 I'm a man.

00:54:21.000 I'm a man.

00:54:27.000 How old are you?

00:54:29.000 Twelve.

00:54:31.000 Twelve.

00:54:33.000 Where is your mother?

00:54:43.000 I'm a man.

00:54:57.000 If this doesn't...

00:54:59.000 And here's the thing, we often...

00:55:01.000 What you'll see with the left, and what you will see is they will pick issues about which

00:55:05.000 they can do nothing.

00:55:08.000 They can't do anything about Thomas Jefferson like they say allegedly knocking out a slave.

00:55:12.000 They can't do anything about it.

00:55:14.000 They can't do anything about Vladimir Putin right now. 0.80

00:55:18.000 You can do something right now, close the border, build the wall, save at least tens of thousands of sex slaves. 0.99

00:55:26.000 We know that, beyond any shadow of a doubt.

00:55:28.000 Right now, close the border.

00:55:30.000 Let's just do the difference between 1.9 million Donald Trumps, 7.6 million. 0.98

00:55:34.000 Guaranteed tens of thousands of underage sex slaves. 0.61

00:55:39.000 At least, if not hundreds of thousands.

00:55:40.000 There's no doubt about it.

00:55:41.000 You can do something about it.

00:55:42.000 You can do something about it at a quarter of the price that you are sending for a proxy war in Ukraine.

00:55:48.000 That's what's at stake in this election.

00:55:50.000 Hey, how many?

00:55:51.000 Tens of thousands. 1.00

00:55:52.000 Tens of thousands of adolescent sex slaves. 0.54

00:55:54.000 Tens of thousands in three and a half years under Joe Biden. 0.60

00:55:58.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:58.000 That happened.

00:55:59.000 That's why it's important.

00:56:00.000 Join Trump 47.

00:56:01.000 And it's not because we're just saying, hey, join.

00:56:03.000 We want to put these funds to good use to be able to go and help get a man elected that will absolutely 100% fight this fight.

00:56:12.000 Do you think the Biden administration is fighting this fight?

00:56:14.000 You may not like that he didn't get the wall built the first time around.

00:56:16.000 You may not like that he didn't get to fulfill that promise.

00:56:18.000 I didn't like that either, right?

00:56:20.000 He ran on that.

00:56:21.000 We're gonna build a wall, it's gonna be a beautiful wall, Mexico's gonna pay for it. 0.92

00:56:24.000 Didn't happen the way we wanted it to, because he met fierce headwinds, and I don't know, maybe he got pulled off of that a little bit.

00:56:30.000 Second time around, that's not gonna happen.

00:56:32.000 That girl? 0.97

00:56:33.000 We don't know where that girl is right now. 1.00

00:56:35.000 Well, here, let me give you a follow-up here.

00:56:37.000 Again, this is what you support with your subscription to Mug Club.

00:56:40.000 Not only do you get a full additional 100% of show, you get Nick DiPaolo, you get Alex Jones on Friday, you get the Hodge twins, you get Brian Callan, you get Mr. Guns N' Gear, you get Josh Feierstein special, but you also support the investigative unit.

00:56:51.000 And by the way, every single time that we break a story, an exclusive, the hit pieces come.

00:56:55.000 The hit pieces come that are completely unrelated. 0.98

00:56:58.000 Did you know that we have satanic sex orgies here in this office? 0.98

00:57:01.000 Do we really? 0.99

00:57:02.000 Yeah, I know.

00:57:02.000 Is that on Thursdays?

00:57:03.000 I wish that I had gotten the memo. 0.77

00:57:04.000 I was not invited, so what the frick, dude? 0.87

00:57:07.000 Well, because it's eyes wide shut. 0.89

00:57:09.000 Oh, right, is it because of my weight? 0.91

00:57:11.000 You have a big mouth. 0.53

00:57:11.000 It's because, oh, it's my mouth. 0.53

00:57:13.000 Well, you should want me there.

00:57:14.000 Which would come in handy.

00:57:15.000 Yeah, but, you know.

00:57:16.000 Yeah, I also have a big, you know what, and it's a problem for other guys.

00:57:20.000 Yeah, attitude.

00:57:23.000 Hey, you know what?

00:57:23.000 It's a big deal.

00:57:25.000 You guys, you've seen Taken.

00:57:26.000 You've seen Taken.

00:57:27.000 You could be Liam Neeson.

00:57:28.000 Alright?

00:57:29.000 I have a very particular set of skills.

00:57:30.000 Justin Trudeau's dad.

00:57:31.000 You could be that guy.

00:57:32.000 An accurate American accent is not chief amongst them.

00:57:35.000 Where are you from?

00:57:37.000 Poughkeepsie.

00:57:37.000 That's a way better American accent than he does.

00:57:39.000 I'm from Poughkeepsie.

00:57:41.000 I take the train into the station with my American family.

00:57:44.000 I eat my hot dogs.

00:57:48.000 And Philly cheesesteaks.

00:57:49.000 What?

00:57:52.000 All right, that's what we came for. 1.00

00:57:52.000 I'll kill you. 1.00

00:57:54.000 So you asked that question. 0.99

00:57:55.000 The CBP agent actually called the child's alleged sponsor.

00:57:59.000 This is happening right now in real time so you can see it.

00:58:01.000 We'll make this available to RAW footage at ladderscreditor.com.

00:58:04.000 Called the sponsor, was registered to an address, familiar of what happened on election night, that was a completely empty lot in Delaware.

00:58:17.000 Okay.

00:58:17.000 What's your name?

00:58:17.000 Do you have a child?

00:58:18.000 You speak English.

00:58:19.000 What's your name?

00:58:26.000 Okay.

00:58:32.000 You have a child?

00:58:34.000 Is there somebody else in the background?

00:58:47.000 Who's that in the background?

00:58:48.000 Okay. 1.00

00:58:50.000 Don't be... Don't be an ass. 1.00

00:58:53.000 I'm here to ask why you let your child travel all by herself... 1.00

00:59:00.000 ...to the United States.

00:59:04.000 If that doesn't break your heart... 1.00

00:59:06.000 ...you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:59:08.000 Um, you're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:59:11.000 I don't know how else to say it. 1.00

00:59:12.000 Yeah, that poor girl, man. 1.00

00:59:14.000 That poor girl. 1.00

00:59:14.000 Nine-year-old girl coming into this country. 1.00

00:59:16.000 Well, people here get to virtue signal about anchor babies.

00:59:21.000 Oh, what about the Dreamers?

00:59:22.000 What about her?

00:59:23.000 Tens of thousands, at minimum, of her.

00:59:26.000 Not to mention the votes that are being purchased.

00:59:29.000 By the way, we'll be following up with the source there for some more information.

00:59:33.000 Hopefully we can find that right now.

00:59:35.000 Completely untraceable.

00:59:36.000 Which, by the way, is the vast majority of border encounters.

00:59:41.000 What you just saw there is what takes place to the tune of...

00:59:45.000 7.6 million.

00:59:46.000 These agents do this every day.

00:59:47.000 My dad worked for customs for a long time.

00:59:47.000 Every day.

00:59:49.000 He saw a lot of that kind of stuff coming across the border.

00:59:49.000 Yep.

00:59:51.000 People being hit in trunks, underneath car seats.

00:59:54.000 Crazy.

00:59:54.000 You wouldn't believe the places they put people.

00:59:56.000 Not to mention, they're running out of space to put heads on turtles.

00:59:59.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:00:00.000 It's a challenge.

01:00:01.000 You about to say something there, Gerald?

01:00:02.000 They're running out of turtles.

01:00:04.000 Well, I thought you were about to say... No, no, no, as far as... Oh, you know what?

01:00:07.000 I'm sorry.

01:00:08.000 I signaled you a little bit there.

01:00:11.000 We hit our next goal.

01:00:12.000 We actually hit our next goal in like a few minutes.

01:00:14.000 We're probably pretty close to hitting the next, next goal.

01:00:16.000 So that was hit 900... Well, you didn't like that.

01:00:20.000 911.

01:00:20.000 We hit 911.

01:00:20.000 911?

01:00:21.000 Well, great. Because we spare no expense here to let people know, I guess we have the announcement from the Newsies.

01:00:21.000 Oh, great.

01:00:27.000 Extra!

01:00:38.000 Extra!

01:00:39.000 Read about it, folks!

01:00:40.000 Ding!

01:00:41.000 911 new subscribers for Mug Claw!

01:00:43.000 Boy, that's just tasteful, but a good number to hit!

01:00:45.000 Extra!

01:00:45.000 Read all about it!

01:00:46.000 I can't taste! 0.97

01:00:47.000 Today's headline, also sorry, white people, but trying too hard to not be racist, is low-key kind of racist! 0.97

01:00:54.000 Oh! 0.97

01:00:55.000 Oh! 0.93

01:00:55.000 Black man! 0.93

01:00:56.000 You, sir! 0.99

01:00:56.000 Read this! 0.99

01:00:57.000 Read all about it!

01:00:58.000 You can't read!

01:01:03.000 Those are real headlines.

01:01:06.000 Just to be very clear. 0.99

01:01:07.000 Holy crap!

01:01:08.000 Okay, so 1492 is the next stop.

01:01:10.000 We're not that far off of 1492 when Columbus sailed the ocean blue.

01:01:15.000 1492 will fund the interactive election integrity map.

01:01:19.000 I'm just going to click it all over the place, wherever the dots are.

01:01:21.000 Well, don't do it.

01:01:22.000 Don't do it.

01:01:23.000 And don't upload a bunch of your personal nudie tapes.

01:01:26.000 Yeah, Gerald, not again.

01:01:28.000 Come on, we went through this.

01:01:30.000 Not everything's going to be confirmed, let's just say.

01:01:32.000 Yes, so the promo code is TRUMP47 and that will fund that.

01:01:36.000 There's going to be a season between now and election time.

01:01:39.000 Of course, we'll do every single town hall, every single debate.

01:01:41.000 We will live stream that with you as we always do, but we want to have boots on the ground right between now and then.

01:01:47.000 We can't afford to be reactive.

01:01:49.000 We want to be proactive.

01:01:50.000 They are going to answer, not to this, to you.

01:01:53.000 To you.

01:01:53.000 We want to make it very, very clear.

01:01:55.000 You, Mug Club, the mainstream media, the legacy media, Big Tech, will answer to you. 0.96

01:01:59.000 They cannot remove you all.

01:02:01.000 It's not possible.

01:02:03.000 So we appreciate it.

01:02:04.000 The promo code is TRUMP47.

01:02:06.000 $47 through midnight tonight.

01:02:09.000 Oh my god.

01:02:12.000 Jumanji, Jake, what are you doing here?

01:02:14.000 I just got back from one of my overseas adventures.

01:02:17.000 I brought you Bambi.

01:02:19.000 That's really thoughtful.

01:02:19.000 Thank you.

01:02:20.000 It's actually for Josh.

01:02:22.000 Oh, for me?

01:02:23.000 Oh wow, dude, this is awesome.

01:02:25.000 Oh, this is great, dude.

01:02:26.000 I know exactly when I'm gonna put this.

01:02:28.000 Well, I don't know exactly how I'd feel about that.

01:02:31.000 This is my new pal.

01:02:32.000 How'd you take it down?

01:02:33.000 I took it down with this trusty Watchtower wrapper right here.

01:02:35.000 It's great, they make it in America, and they're arming the next generation of warriors.

01:02:40.000 Watchtower, right?

01:02:41.000 That's right, they're a sponsor.

01:02:43.000 But no gift for El Jefe.

01:02:46.000 I got you next time, boss.

01:02:48.000 Oh, okay. 0.97

01:02:49.000 Get out of here, you little hunting rascal, you. 0.96

01:02:49.000 I'll hold you to that. 0.96

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01:02:52.000 Jumanji Jake, we appreciate it.

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01:03:03.000 Yes, we do.

01:03:04.000 I forgot to tell people about that.

01:03:05.000 You forgot to tell people.

01:03:06.000 Are you jealous of this?

01:03:07.000 No, no, no.

01:03:08.000 I mean, he's going to get me something.

01:03:09.000 Yeah, well, it's not going to be like this.

01:03:11.000 I have no idea.

01:03:11.000 No, come on.

01:03:12.000 This is like an eight buck.

01:03:13.000 Oh, hold on a second.

01:03:14.000 Hold on a second.

01:03:15.000 Drinking game right now.

01:03:15.000 CNN.

01:03:16.000 Harry Forearms.

01:03:17.000 Caitlin Collins.

01:03:19.000 It's about January 6th.

01:03:20.000 That certainly counts as the insurrection.

01:03:21.000 So, uh, when you hear this ding... What the heck was that?

01:03:29.000 You can't play the drinking game if you have to operate it, kid.

01:03:34.000 It's like, ding!

01:03:36.000 He stole our ding and ran off.

01:03:37.000 Delicious.

01:03:40.000 Alright, bring up the sound there on CNN to hear.

01:03:43.000 I can't see, it's a small... Is that Kinzinger?

01:03:44.000 Is that- Stoves, they're trying to get rid of cars

01:03:47.000 Is that Kinzinger?

01:03:47.000 Yes Which is the most insane thing I've ever heard

01:03:49.000 Nobody's trying to get rid of cars But he is trying to convince himself

01:03:53.000 And you can see it in real time Because...

01:03:56.000 He's struggling Did they not powder him?

01:03:58.000 He's shiny.

01:03:59.000 He didn't want Donald Trump to be the Republican nominee.

01:04:02.000 I mean, he made that pretty clear when we spoke to him eight months ago.

01:04:05.000 But he did! 1.00

01:04:06.000 He did, you silly, hairy bitch! 1.00

01:04:10.000 He did! 1.00

01:04:11.000 He clearly didn't want to.

01:04:13.000 Hold on a second.

01:04:14.000 Was the end game that he endorsed Donald Trump?

01:04:17.000 That's correct.

01:04:18.000 So you want to spend more time speculating on the fact that he doesn't like him personally than the official endorsement?

01:04:26.000 This is the media and this is the problem.

01:04:28.000 Last election, we were still, all of us, by the way, all of you were still relying on them to call states.

01:04:33.000 You may not remember this.

01:04:35.000 Arizona happened and we were sitting here.

01:04:36.000 We felt so helpless.

01:04:38.000 What?!

01:04:38.000 Holy!

01:04:39.000 They called Arizona, there's like 1% of the... And everyone, including Fox News, including all the online conservative outlets called.

01:04:46.000 We were the only ones who didn't.

01:04:47.000 We said we are not calling Arizona, but we didn't have boots on the ground and real-time data to tell you why it was wrong.

01:04:53.000 That's what we are funding right now for this next election.

01:04:56.000 That's what Trump 47 getting mugged for $47 does.

01:05:00.000 It is the ability to just say, well, hold on a second, you're clearly lying and being able to prove it.

01:05:05.000 They want to spend more time on the fact that Bill Barr may not like Trump's tone. 0.99

01:05:10.000 Who gives a rat's ass? 0.99

01:05:11.000 What's the point of that anyway? 0.99

01:05:13.000 It's like, oh yeah, he didn't want Trump to be the candidate, but he does want him to be the president.

01:05:20.000 Things change, man.

01:05:21.000 It's best for the party.

01:05:23.000 I don't want you on my TV, but I do want to see your hairy forearms. 0.97

01:05:27.000 I want to see them.

01:05:27.000 I just keep seeing her face.

01:05:29.000 It's not too bad.

01:05:30.000 I don't see hairy in the face.

01:05:31.000 She looks like the Simpsons unibrow baby. 0.50

01:05:34.000 Don't do that.

01:05:35.000 I have a unibrow.

01:05:36.000 I pluck it.

01:05:37.000 You take care of it because you respect society.

01:05:40.000 On a good day.

01:05:41.000 We'll know.

01:05:42.000 She clearly doesn't.

01:05:43.000 She's going to come back with a little bit more information.

01:05:45.000 Go ahead and pull that down.

01:05:46.000 Thanks.

01:05:46.000 She's going to come back with a little bit of information on the Trump trials here.

01:05:49.000 We can come back and fact check her at that point.

01:05:51.000 But what you need to understand is that Barr hates Donald Trump.

01:05:56.000 Endorses him publicly, Donald Trump in the biggest best Trump way possible thanks him and then insults him in the same breath and he still goes out and says I am still voting for this man.

01:06:12.000 That is the point of tonight.

01:06:14.000 It is about getting behind Donald Trump.

01:06:17.000 Not worrying.

01:06:18.000 If you're a Never Trumper, I'm sorry.

01:06:20.000 Today's the day to take that jersey off and suck it up, buttercup. 0.53

01:06:23.000 Get in the polls and vote for Donald Trump.

01:06:25.000 If you're a Nikki Haley fan and you wish she would have done better, she didn't.

01:06:29.000 It's time to vote for Donald Trump.

01:06:31.000 If you love Ron DeSantis, the governor, like we love Ron DeSantis, the governor, it's time to suck it up and vote for Donald Trump.

01:06:37.000 DeSantis, buddy.

01:06:38.000 Do not mess with the DeSantis crowd, apparently.

01:06:41.000 Thanks, Chief.

01:06:42.000 It is time to get behind him.

01:06:43.000 If a guy like Bill Barr can hate him, endorse him, get, not slandered by him, but almost, the way that Donald Trump insults people and then go back on television into the lion's den with somebody like this and go, but I'm still voting for him, certainly you can get past it too and get to the polls and vote for Donald Trump.

01:06:59.000 Yes.

01:07:00.000 Do it.

01:07:00.000 That's also a big reason, too, for the reason for the endorsement tonight.

01:07:03.000 Not that I think I'm that important, but what it comes down to is I also see people out there going, you know, I was a DeSantis person.

01:07:11.000 Look, you guys can go.

01:07:11.000 It doesn't.

01:07:12.000 This is the one.

01:07:13.000 Let me just say one thing here.

01:07:15.000 There's one thing that I do have and we have here at Latter Earth Credit that nobody else has.

01:07:18.000 And I mean nobody else on earth.

01:07:21.000 And I'm very, very grateful for it.

01:07:23.000 And I couldn't have planned it.

01:07:25.000 You can go back to 2008 and see that I'm this guy.

01:07:30.000 There's no one else who can claim that!

01:07:32.000 When YouTube had just started, you can go back to 2006 and probably see some old sketch videos that were relatively apolitical, but you can go back to 2008, 2009, you can watch Crazy Pete's Abortion Barn in 2008, you can watch the Quran Challenge in 2008 with a blue bedsheet, you can go all the way through the different eras where this show was being licensed to PJTV when I was at Fox News, what you can go to when it was CRTV before they ended up merging with The Blaze, I've never changed.

01:07:58.000 I've always maintained 100% ownership over this because what I say has to be what I believe.

01:08:03.000 And that's why, rather than assassinating you, they try and take your name.

01:08:07.000 They did it with Nixon.

01:08:07.000 They've done it with Trump.

01:08:09.000 They've done it with James O'Keefe.

01:08:10.000 They do it with every person who manages to stand up in an effective way.

01:08:13.000 But one thing that we have here, and you have as a supporter of Mug Club, you can't buy a record of authenticity that spans back more than a decade and a half. 0.67

01:08:26.000 You can't.

01:08:27.000 You know that we've been the, and by the way, you were appearing, I think, if not 2011, at the latest, as Muhammad's wife.

01:08:34.000 They may not know that that's you under the burqa.

01:08:36.000 My point is, we've been doing this forever.

01:08:41.000 Forever.

01:08:42.000 And you can go back and see I was not a big fan of Donald Trump in the primaries in 2016.

01:08:45.000 Absolutely not.

01:08:47.000 I thought he was an unknown, and my primary problems with him back then, I thought he may still be a Democrat.

01:08:52.000 I really did.

01:08:53.000 Well isn't this like one of the biggest, you know, Biggest evidence that it is necessary to vote for him?

01:09:01.000 So many people didn't want to vote for him or didn't think that it would be what they wanted.

01:09:05.000 And now they're like, hey, even Bill Barr.

01:09:07.000 People, they viciously hate him, whatever they say.

01:09:09.000 I was willing to eat crow immediately after the primaries and say, look, all right, I'm gonna hold my nose, and then once he became president, it doesn't mean that he's a god-king, whoever uses that term, I know he doesn't himself.

01:09:22.000 It doesn't mean that he's perfect, but we're at a point right now, put your ego out of it.

01:09:27.000 Look at the economy, look at illegal immigration, look at what's happening with abortion, look at what's happening with your speech.

01:09:32.000 I couldn't buy it.

01:09:33.000 There's no grifting in 2008, 2009 on YouTube because there was no money!

01:09:39.000 It was a net cost.

01:09:41.000 You know that we believe it here because we've done it when it was only a net cost.

01:09:46.000 We've never been Democrats who then said, I saw the light, the Democratic Party walked away from me.

01:09:50.000 We have always been remarkably consistent Change their points of view on maybe some things.

01:09:56.000 Of course, as it relates to maybe marginal tax rates.

01:09:58.000 Maybe as it relates to state marijuana laws, of course.

01:10:01.000 But you can go back and say, yeah, back then, speech.

01:10:04.000 Back then, illegal immigration. 0.90

01:10:05.000 Back then, you're talking about the encroachment of Islam. 1.00

01:10:08.000 Back then, you were talking about what was happening with the national debt.

01:10:12.000 For a very, very, very long time.

01:10:14.000 And so when I say, look, I get it.

01:10:17.000 I was very apprehensive of Donald Trump in 2016.

01:10:20.000 You can go and watch it.

01:10:22.000 You can go and watch it in real time.

01:10:23.000 It doesn't matter at this point.

01:10:25.000 You have two choices.

01:10:28.000 And you have a flashpoint in history that could change the direction of this country.

01:10:33.000 It's not just Republican and Democrat.

01:10:34.000 Do you understand?

01:10:35.000 Two people running for a second term.

01:10:37.000 There were a bunch of people who were never Trump back in 2016.

01:10:40.000 I remember hearing this one say, well, you know, it's like a car going, driving straight towards a cliff and Donald Trump is taking out the emergency brake.

01:10:47.000 So at least Hillary Clinton is putting on the emergency brake and we can course correct.

01:10:50.000 Guess what?

01:10:51.000 That's not the case.

01:10:52.000 They are driving off the cliff, meaning the left, the mob, and I include the entire entertainment, political, industrial media complex, all of it.

01:11:04.000 They don't care.

01:11:04.000 They flagrantly disregard you.

01:11:07.000 7.6 million people that we know of and not ashamed of it.

01:11:13.000 They tout it as a virtue.

01:11:15.000 The right has gone left and the left has gone super left.

01:11:19.000 I don't care that there's a bad access Hollywood tape.

01:11:22.000 I don't care.

01:11:23.000 I don't care that he doesn't maybe fully at one point didn't fall.

01:11:26.000 I don't care about the bump stocks at that point.

01:11:28.000 I mean, I care, but my point is it's not going to preclude me from voting for someone who doesn't want to abort nine month old babies.

01:11:35.000 And remove your ability to speak and import more third world citizens, illegal aliens than we've ever seen in the entirety of our lives. 1.00

01:11:46.000 I'm sorry. 0.98

01:11:47.000 Sure, he says some shitty things.

01:11:51.000 Do you understand what's at stake? 0.99

01:11:53.000 If nothing else, just say, you know what, if I vote for Donald Trump, at least I'll save tens of thousands of underage sex slaves at the border. 0.78

01:11:59.000 If nothing else.

01:12:01.000 And in my lifetime, what the definition of moderation is, for these people on the left, he's been the most moderate Republican that I've seen in a presidential, in the office, or in a race.

01:12:10.000 You would think so.

01:12:11.000 If you're one of those people that are like on the edge of it, on the border of it, like, no pun intended, but if you're on the border of that, they're like, he's most moderate views on, you know, a lot of issues.

01:12:22.000 He was the first president!

01:12:36.000 We're good there.

01:13:03.000 Conservatives, they don't back that, but he said, hey, we got to come together.

01:13:11.000 And that speech is we got to come together, even if you don't agree.

01:13:13.000 And the border, everybody obviously that.

01:13:16.000 What was the other thing?

01:13:17.000 Drink?

01:13:17.000 Yeah.

01:13:19.000 By the way, Drew, this is something— Hold on, hold on, you can't move on yet.

01:13:19.000 Okay, let's go to here.

01:13:21.000 We're, like, about a hundred away, maybe, from hitting that 1492.

01:13:25.000 They're actually updating you live right now.

01:13:27.000 The election integrity map.

01:13:28.000 Election integrity map.

01:13:29.000 Trump 47 makes you use that.

01:13:31.000 And by the way, Watchtower firearms.

01:13:34.000 Just got this in from those guys.

01:13:35.000 Can you pause one second?

01:13:36.000 It's Walter White in transition.

01:13:38.000 Michael Moore.

01:13:39.000 That is Walter White.

01:13:40.000 Bring it up full screen.

01:13:41.000 That is Walter White in transition.

01:13:43.000 What the hell is that thing?

01:13:45.000 That's not Michael Moore. 0.99

01:13:46.000 That's a body snatcher. 0.99

01:13:47.000 Is one eye bigger than the other?

01:13:49.000 Well the fact is, Cuba has better health care than the United States.

01:13:57.000 Oh, you should take it up with Hamas. 0.92

01:13:58.000 They're kind of holding him down.

01:14:01.000 Did you poll them?

01:14:01.000 98%?

01:14:02.000 I didn't know he had such beautiful blue eyes.

01:14:04.000 They're kind of holding him down.

01:14:04.000 Yeah, he bought them.

01:14:07.000 98%?

01:14:08.000 Did you pull them?

01:14:09.000 I didn't know he had such beautiful blue eyes.

01:14:13.000 Yeah, he bought them.

01:14:15.000 Oh, that makes sense.

01:14:18.000 How much you want to bet he just got that Michigan hat too?

01:14:20.000 Do you think the dye that comes out of the bottle is like labeled like transgender orange?

01:14:27.000 Yeah, for his hair.

01:14:27.000 For what, his hair?

01:14:28.000 He goes in and he's like, yeah, I want to look like I won the Montreal Olympics.

01:14:34.000 Is that Jenner?

01:14:37.000 I finished the drink.

01:14:39.000 Oh, look at you!

01:14:40.000 No, I'm in the earlier one, so for me I'm having a great time.

01:14:43.000 He looks like transitioning Walter White.

01:14:44.000 Sorry, we almost hit that tier, Gerald. 1.00

01:14:46.000 I get distracted because I'm a Michigan boy and this guy's a piece of shit. 1.00

01:14:50.000 Just get rid of CNN for a second for me. 0.99

01:14:52.000 I want them to see the full glory of this promo code so they can hit that number very close to the 1492 Trump 47 link is in the description.

01:14:58.000 Click it!

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01:15:03.000 If you are a new subscriber, we're gonna pick one of you guys.

01:15:08.000 Or if you're an old subscriber, somebody who has been around for a little while so that you guys get to share in the love.

01:15:12.000 So one new and one old?

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01:15:19.000 You're lying.

01:15:20.000 So two giveaways.

01:15:20.000 You're lying.

01:15:21.000 One for the new people from tonight and one from the people who have been here for a while to say thank you very much.

01:15:26.000 It's not like one of those phone plans from AT&T that you only get the benefit if you're a new subscriber.

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01:15:31.000 What are you doing?

01:15:31.000 Come on.

01:15:33.000 What are you doing?

01:15:37.000 We have to announce it.

01:15:37.000 Oh my gosh.

01:15:38.000 We have to have our newsies announce the $14.92 tier.

01:15:40.000 1492 tier. Of course.

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01:16:23.000 He's a Jew! 0.81

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01:16:34.000 That's not nice.

01:16:36.000 For anyone.

01:16:36.000 Oh boy.

01:16:37.000 No one will- my wife.

01:16:38.000 But other than that, no one will enjoy... With everyone, with the exception of my wife, will be running for the exits.

01:16:44.000 You knew where I was going with that.

01:16:45.000 Name that movie line.

01:16:46.000 I'm gonna...

01:17:43.000 1776.

01:17:44.000 That's also a significant date.

01:17:47.000 That's a significant date.

01:17:48.000 1776, you see it everywhere.

01:17:50.000 And the next tier, I guess, is 2024, is where that is going to, by the way, fund all, in its entirety, the journalists reporting live at Trump and Biden rallies, which will be taking place across the country.

01:18:02.000 So that's separate, just because that's separate from the people who will be on the ground verifying election interference, verifying integrity issues.

01:18:09.000 We are also going to have live journalists at the major Trump and Biden rallies across this country.

01:18:13.000 Again, do the math.

01:18:14.000 This is a multi-million dollar undertaking.

01:18:17.000 You've watched the elections with us, these last two go-arounds.

01:18:20.000 This time, we want to ensure that everyone else is watching you.

01:18:25.000 You are going to take an active role.

01:18:26.000 We don't need these people anymore.

01:18:28.000 It's a broad with hairy forearms.

01:18:31.000 And Michael Moore mid-transition.

01:18:32.000 This guy said that Cuba had better healthcare than the United States. 1.00

01:18:36.000 What a piece of shit. 1.00

01:18:37.000 I can't believe they had... I haven't seen him in years. 1.00

01:18:40.000 I know.

01:18:40.000 Michael Moore, I know.

01:18:41.000 They're really scraping the bottom of the barrel.

01:18:42.000 He has this film festival at the Cherry Festival in Traverse City.

01:18:44.000 Do you want to go back to him for a second? 1.00

01:18:46.000 I want to hear what he's saying with his stupid Midwestern accent. 1.00

01:18:48.000 And I guarantee you, guarantee you, that guy in 5-10 years is going to be a woman. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Looks like a gayer Elton John.

01:18:53.000 It's hard to do.

01:18:56.000 Yeah, I know.

01:18:57.000 No bedazzled Dodgers jersey either.

01:18:59.000 He looks like a frumpy Elton John who's given up. 0.91

01:19:01.000 ceasefire it is wrong looks like a gay or Elton John yeah I know no bedazzled 0.98

01:19:13.000 Dodgers jersey either you're not he looks like a frumpy Elton John who's 0.93

01:19:16.000 given up he looks like a long-term settled into the gay marriage Elton

01:19:20.000 John go Elton John It's Firework Man, instead of Rocket Man.

01:19:26.000 It's Cherry Bomb Man.

01:19:28.000 It's Black Hat Man.

01:19:31.000 Alright, okay.

01:19:32.000 So, let me, and we have Alex Jones coming on in a little bit, and I guess I'll go to Finnegan, but let me, this is one thing that's very interesting to me again, the promo, and what's, the hashtag is CrowderMAGAStream, to get up there on... CrowderMAGAStream. 0.98

01:19:42.000 That was your idea, and I'm not going to lie, finishing that drink was stupid. 0.95

01:19:46.000 No, dude, come on, we're having fun. 1.00

01:19:47.000 I think it was fun.

01:19:48.000 Hey guys, do me a favor, do me a favor, let's get all of the stinking goals out of the way so that he has to finish.

01:19:52.000 How many, like five additional beers?

01:19:54.000 Apparently it's really hard to get Steven drunk, but I think we can do it if we try.

01:19:57.000 It takes a lot.

01:19:58.000 It does take a lot.

01:19:59.000 It's one of my superpowers.

01:20:00.000 Well, and you'll take off your shirt too.

01:20:01.000 I'm kind of joking a little bit.

01:20:02.000 I do feel it.

01:20:03.000 A little bit?

01:20:03.000 But I feel good.

01:20:04.000 It's always the guy who crashes his car into a ditch who says... It's hard to get me drunk, bro.

01:20:09.000 Never had an accident.

01:20:10.000 Hard to get you sober.

01:20:11.000 You know what's funny?

01:20:12.000 People in my life, they're all pushers of alcohol.

01:20:15.000 You know why?

01:20:16.000 Because I'm the opposite of an angry drunk.

01:20:18.000 I become just a little more... I'm a tense guy.

01:20:21.000 I tend to get anxious.

01:20:22.000 Yeah, a little wound up.

01:20:23.000 And a little bit of the beer, a little bit of God's nectar, just makes me a little more relaxed.

01:20:28.000 We'll see when you jujitsu me into an arm bar later. 0.98

01:20:31.000 No, no, no, no.

01:20:31.000 We'll see.

01:20:32.000 That's the sex tape. 0.78

01:20:33.000 New York Post, get ready! 0.96

01:20:38.000 I know Josh doesn't like to be touched, rightfully so.

01:20:41.000 And so whenever we do a sketch, I'm like, hey Josh, I'm gonna hit you with this newspaper.

01:20:45.000 Just like, is that okay?

01:20:46.000 I'll be like, hey Josh, I'm gonna grab you here.

01:20:48.000 He's like, yeah, yeah, man, it's fine.

01:20:49.000 I'm an adult.

01:20:49.000 I'm like, oh, okay, good.

01:20:51.000 This is comedy.

01:20:51.000 You get it.

01:20:52.000 No, usually I'm like, don't touch me!

01:20:54.000 Don't touch!

01:20:54.000 Don't do it!

01:20:56.000 Why do you sound like Drake and Josh?

01:20:58.000 I do sound like Drake.

01:20:58.000 I don't know.

01:20:59.000 Josh Peck.

01:21:00.000 That was his thing.

01:21:01.000 He's lost weight.

01:21:02.000 I know.

01:21:03.000 He looks better than I do.

01:21:04.000 And he uses words like whack.

01:21:05.000 That's whack, dawg.

01:21:06.000 That's whack, bro.

01:21:07.000 That's whack, bro.

01:21:08.000 It's like, we watched you.

01:21:10.000 We watched you on the Disney Channel.

01:21:12.000 So, let's talk about the demographics at play in this election.

01:21:16.000 This was just funny to me because James Carville, who really looks like Ernest goes to chemo, was furious and blasted and rightfully so when you look at these numbers.

01:21:16.000 Alright.

01:21:27.000 I never thought we would see this in our lifetime, right?

01:21:29.000 I thought that Gen Z, and you can go back again to me in 2011 saying that younger millennials will be the most conservative generation you've seen because right now feminism is a losing issue, the Second Amendment is a winning issue as they start playing video games, the First Amendment, freedom of speech, you're going to see millennials become more conservative.

01:21:44.000 You can't expect them to be conservative right now.

01:21:47.000 They become more conservative once life hits them.

01:21:49.000 For the first time in modern American history, Gen Z and millennials are swinging toward being more conservative, if not being outright a majority conservative.

01:22:01.000 Or Trump, you should say at this point, because many of them don't consider themselves conservative while they are young.

01:22:06.000 That's never happened.

01:22:08.000 To be clear, you expect them to become conservative as they get older, right?

01:22:12.000 You plant that seed and they get that first paycheck.

01:22:14.000 No, no, no.

01:22:15.000 You are seeing a generation of people, many of whom still have student loans, still saying, you know what?

01:22:21.000 I'm going with that guy, Donald Trump.

01:22:23.000 And James Carville, the raging chemo cajun, is furious about it.

01:22:29.000 If they get a hold, there will be no government left.

01:22:32.000 There'll be no rights left.

01:22:34.000 You'll live under theocracy.

01:22:36.000 You'll end up with Christian nationalism. 0.99

01:22:37.000 But that's all right, you little f***ing 26-year-old. 0.99

01:22:40.000 You don't feel like the election's important to me. 0.98

01:22:43.000 They're not addressing the issues that I care about.

01:22:46.000 So my advice to tell these young people to get off your motherf***ing Ask and go vote because you should vote like your entire future and the entire future of this United States depends on it because quite frankly it does and that's not an exaggeration. 0.99

01:23:05.000 All y'all damn 26-year-old retainer got my iPhone. 0.99

01:23:10.000 I still have my hair. 0.99

01:23:12.000 This is a deep cut, but if you know, you know.

01:23:14.000 That's the grandpa from Courage the Cowardly Dog.

01:23:17.000 Oh, yes!

01:23:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:21.000 What's he yapping about?

01:23:22.000 Bring it up.

01:23:23.000 And by the way, just so you can see how good our mission control is, they're gonna bring that up really damn quickly in a side-by-side.

01:23:29.000 Or they have to drink.

01:23:31.000 By the way, you have to drink up to what he just said.

01:23:33.000 Oh, you're right.

01:23:35.000 Just hit it a few times, Mr. Kid.

01:23:35.000 19 of the drinking game.

01:23:38.000 Thank you.

01:23:38.000 There you go.

01:23:39.000 Thank you.

01:23:41.000 Do you need a refill, Steve?

01:23:41.000 Billy the Kid.

01:23:42.000 Are you good?

01:23:43.000 No, I'm being very prudent.

01:23:45.000 Not me.

01:23:46.000 I'm about to go on my third here.

01:23:47.000 Well, in that case... We need to get left-headed mugs because of... There you go. 0.92

01:23:51.000 Yeah, see what I'm saying, dude?

01:23:52.000 Get him in a side-by-side, guys.

01:23:54.000 There he is.

01:23:56.000 Because I didn't notice it before the show, but I saw him in the hat and I go, oh. 1.00

01:24:01.000 By the way, that's also how you know Bill Maher's a pussy. 0.99

01:24:04.000 Because Bill Maher will bring on James Carville, he'll bring on the SE Cups of the world, he'll bring on the Rick Wilsons. 0.99

01:24:08.000 I went through the screener and, like, we don't think you're of the caliber of, uh... Oh yeah?

01:24:12.000 And to be fair, I don't match the intellectual titan that is Rick Wilson.

01:24:18.000 I don't know who that is, but he's named Rick.

01:24:22.000 But then they stole jokes from the show verbatim, and then people believe that Bill Maher's on their side until he tells everyone to vote Joe Biden.

01:24:28.000 Remember that!

01:24:30.000 Look at the record.

01:24:31.000 Look for a record of consistency.

01:24:34.000 You don't have many other litmus tests that you can use out there.

01:24:38.000 Use the record of consistency.

01:24:40.000 If someone has no record pre-2016, or if they were creating, I don't know, an anti-conservative doxing website, or using the NAACP to sue people, and then they claim to be conservative, or if they were flagrant Democrats, you know, who were part of the homosexual agenda, all of that, and now they're collecting a check from you, I would say, hey, people have their Damascus moment.

01:25:02.000 They do.

01:25:03.000 But there are too many of those where it's completely...

01:25:05.000 What does that mean, Damascus moment?

01:25:07.000 The road to Damascus, the conversion moment. 0.85

01:25:09.000 Is that like a Paul Saul thing?

01:25:11.000 Oh, we don't have to get into it, I'm sorry.

01:25:13.000 Better call Gerald.

01:25:15.000 What?

01:25:15.000 We hit $17.76.

01:25:15.000 Guys, the promo code is TRUMP47 for $47 mug club tonight.

01:25:18.000 We hit 1776.

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01:25:27.000 We hit 1776.

01:25:29.000 1776.

01:25:30.000 I just broke my pen.

01:25:31.000 That's not the 1776 overlay, Tim.

01:25:34.000 Bring up the 1776.

01:25:35.000 No, come on. 0.85

01:25:36.000 Well then, you know what?

01:25:37.000 Let's go to the official newsies.

01:25:39.000 The Newsies.

01:25:40.000 Newsies.

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01:26:03.000 Extra! 0.99

01:26:03.000 Read all about it! 0.99

01:26:05.000 Testicles! 1.00

01:26:06.000 You've got some, sir! 0.99

01:26:06.000 Testicles? 0.99

01:26:07.000 Here, take this! 0.99

01:26:08.000 On a woman! 1.00

01:26:09.000 Also, don't know anything about the JFK airport because it's not mentioned yet!

01:26:12.000 Extra!

01:26:17.000 I'm gonna need a ride.

01:26:18.000 Hold on, I have been trying to- I hope you already have.

01:26:20.000 Jesus.

01:26:22.000 Jesus.

01:26:23.000 Gerald drinks wine.

01:26:24.000 All right. 0.85

01:26:27.000 Word and I'm not giving it up and I have a gay agent so it's okay. So you 0.87

01:26:50.000 So, I've been trying to get to this segment here, the Change of Demographics.

01:26:53.000 You already watched Carville, and it's very, very funny.

01:26:55.000 Sorry!

01:26:55.000 Do we have the side-by-side of Carville?

01:26:57.000 Okay, bring up the side-by-side.

01:26:59.000 Look at that!

01:27:01.000 Same guy, same energy.

01:27:02.000 Hold on, hold on.

01:27:03.000 Hey, hey, hey.

01:27:04.000 Do we say that it's 2024?

01:27:04.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:27:05.000 The next tier is 2024.

01:27:07.000 It's just not going to happen.

01:27:09.000 And by the way, the final tier tonight is 4700, which is because of the 47th President of the United States.

01:27:15.000 When we hit that, that's everything.

01:27:17.000 That's the interactive electoral map that will actually be better than CNN.

01:27:21.000 That will also be multiple news wires that we can call states in real time using more They all use one.

01:27:27.000 They use one or the other, just to be clear.

01:27:28.000 CNN, ABC, NBC, CBS, Fox News.

01:27:31.000 They use one of two services.

01:27:33.000 And if we hit that $4,700, which is at the end of the night, which we thought was lofty, but now seems very attainable, we will have multiple services ourselves, as well as infrastructure in place to look at voter rolls in real time.

01:27:43.000 But we are talking about millions of dollars for election night.

01:27:47.000 This is a huge change.

01:27:48.000 It's a huge undertaking.

01:27:49.000 It's not just like saying, oh, we're going to report what they report.

01:27:51.000 No, no, no.

01:27:51.000 We're going to get you the information before or at the very least from the direct source.

01:27:56.000 Well, here's also the problem out there.

01:27:57.000 There are a lot of conservative, like I've said, there's undue influence, a disproportionate amount of influence in the conservative movement from nonprofits.

01:28:03.000 501c4s, 501c3s.

01:28:03.000 There's about 20 to 30 donors.

01:28:07.000 To everything you read online, everything you see on Instagram who determine what is most important.

01:28:13.000 If you wonder, like, hey, why at one point was kind of nobody talking about the election interference for a spell of several months?

01:28:18.000 Why was everyone sort of broadcasting from their basement during COVID and supporting lockdowns at that moment in time when we were doing two-a-days?

01:28:25.000 It's because there is a handful of very wealthy donors out there and some of them have built

01:28:30.000 some infrastructure out there, some infrastructure, going into this election like poll watchers

01:28:35.000 and I'm very appreciative, but they want to keep it proprietary.

01:28:38.000 They say, well we're not going to work with you because, well hold on a second, the most

01:28:41.000 important thing is on election night that we all band together and that this is crowdsourced

01:28:47.000 and that everyone has access to as much information as possible.

01:28:50.000 Meaning, we want you to have access to information from every other Mug Club member, every single follower on X, on Instagram, YouTube, Rumble, and then we also want to, at the same time, provide for you verified information.

01:29:02.000 It's not our job to keep information from you.

01:29:04.000 We want you to access all information, and then we want you to see what it is that we have verified in person with someone on the ground.

01:29:11.000 Nothing, to be clear, is going to be withheld from anyone else in this movement.

01:29:16.000 Everyone will have access to it, just like you will in real time. 0.97

01:29:20.000 This is not time for a dick-measuring contest, guys. 0.96

01:29:24.000 People who I can't even stand, great. 0.98

01:29:27.000 This is yours to use.

01:29:28.000 Use it for your stream.

01:29:29.000 I want this information out to as many people as possible.

01:29:34.000 I've had nightmares about this.

01:29:35.000 Yeah, and you know why?

01:29:36.000 Because of what you're seeing right now on CNN.

01:29:38.000 There's a TV over my shoulder if you don't know that.

01:29:40.000 There's a lot at stake.

01:29:40.000 Pull it up.

01:29:41.000 Look what they're doing.

01:29:42.000 Hush money trial.

01:29:43.000 Beyond the sex lies in audio tape.

01:29:45.000 What is that, a book title?

01:29:48.000 By the way, that means drink, because that counts as Stormy Daniels and the Trump indictment.

01:29:52.000 So that's two drinks.

01:29:53.000 Take two sips.

01:29:54.000 We'll be taking your live chats.

01:29:54.000 Play along with us.

01:29:55.000 Beer number two is done.

01:29:57.000 That's what I want to know.

01:29:59.000 She looks like she would be a guest role girlfriend on Seinfeld. 0.99

01:30:02.000 That's what I want to know She looks like she would be a guest role girlfriend on Seinfeld 1.00

01:30:02.000 The old one? 1.00

01:30:11.000 What his intent is the problem in my mind the old one too much

01:30:14.000 He looks good from front!

01:30:17.000 I can't take their side profile!

01:30:19.000 Like something who... Anyway.

01:30:23.000 Alright.

01:30:23.000 Let's go to the... Oh, she was a catfish!

01:30:25.000 Let's go to the... And then we actually have Thomas Finnegan on the ground at the Hush Money trial.

01:30:30.000 So we'll go to him in just a moment, but James Carville, okay, he was bemoaning Generation Z and Millennials.

01:30:36.000 Let me give you some numbers here, the changing demographics, which can be solidified with this election.

01:30:41.000 Again, you're talking about two people who are running for their second term, and people who have already seen the contrast.

01:30:46.000 I cannot stress to you enough the contrast of eight years of Obama, really three years of Trump, let's call it four, another four of Biden.

01:30:52.000 If there is another four-year contrast of Donald Trump to Biden, people will be able to see the economy, the wage growth, the stagnation, eight years of Obama, the boom that took place under Donald Trump, the shrinkflation that took place again under Biden, and the change.

01:31:07.000 And I guarantee you there will be a change.

01:31:09.000 I guarantee you there will be a change again, and that will solidify demographics for at least the next several elections in this country.

01:31:16.000 A lot of the time, people are concerned about it oscillating, saying, well, maybe it's better for a Democrat To be in office because the economy is due for some kind of a recession and so we don't want to be at the helm.

01:31:28.000 No, no, no, no.

01:31:29.000 There's so much that has been proactively damaging that anyone coming into office who is not named Joseph Robinette Biden will improve that economy.

01:31:37.000 I have zero doubt about that.

01:31:39.000 And after that, after the next four years, you are going to see people who remember that for the rest of their lives.

01:31:45.000 They will be telling their children, yep, just like your parents say, Talk to your parents right now, if you're Gen Z or Millennial, right?

01:31:51.000 You're someone who's likely our age watching this show.

01:31:54.000 Talk to your parents.

01:31:55.000 Instead of saying, okay, boomers, say, hey, tell me about gas lines. 0.97

01:31:58.000 And you'll have parents saying, yep, I remember gas lines and Jimmy Carter.

01:32:01.000 I remember what was going on.

01:32:02.000 Then I remember Ronald Reagan, you know, with padded shoulders and cocaine on Wall Street.

01:32:06.000 But you know what?

01:32:06.000 We were all doing better.

01:32:08.000 Those people will be telling their kids that forever.

01:32:11.000 And you will be telling your kids.

01:32:13.000 And Gen Z and Millennials will be telling their kids, yep, I remember.

01:32:17.000 I remember 17% inflation.

01:32:18.000 I remember we didn't have a wall.

01:32:19.000 Can you believe it, kids?

01:32:20.000 We didn't have a wall.

01:32:22.000 Stephen, you said cocaine.

01:32:24.000 Ah!

01:32:24.000 Drink!

01:32:25.000 Oh, come on. 0.87

01:32:26.000 Sorry.

01:32:27.000 By the way, Trump 47.

01:32:28.000 $47.

01:32:28.000 Make sure you click the link in the description.

01:32:31.000 We are about 100 subs away from 2024.

01:32:33.000 You're never going to get through this segment.

01:32:36.000 Okay.

01:32:36.000 It's just not gonna happen.

01:32:37.000 So let me look at this. 0.98

01:32:39.000 Everyone shut up! 0.99

01:32:40.000 Okay, don't shut up. 1.00

01:32:40.000 It's okay! 1.00

01:32:41.000 Just go with it, Steve.

01:32:42.000 Don't shut up.

01:32:42.000 I still love you all.

01:32:43.000 You have a lot of good qualities, but I need to do this segment.

01:32:45.000 I've been shutting up.

01:32:46.000 No, I don't want you to shut up.

01:32:47.000 Listen, do me a favor.

01:32:47.000 I want him to shut up, but I want you to talk.

01:32:49.000 Yeah, you shut up. 0.99

01:32:49.000 I'm talking right here. 0.99

01:32:50.000 I enjoy talking with you.

01:32:51.000 Sign up right now to piss Steven off even further.

01:32:53.000 I talk with him out of necessity.

01:32:54.000 Did you know we're almost at 2024 subscriptions?

01:32:56.000 I know.

01:32:56.000 Isn't that crazy?

01:32:58.000 Sign up right now to piss Steven off.

01:32:59.000 Sign up right now.

01:33:00.000 $47.

01:33:00.000 Gerald is the woman I've been dating for a very long time and am no longer thrilled with.

01:33:06.000 Ah, I heard about that.

01:33:09.000 We've been friends for a very, very long time.

01:33:11.000 So, okay, let me give you these demos, and all the references are available at ladderworthcreditor.com.

01:33:15.000 Generation Z and millennials.

01:33:16.000 Here's a PBS poll, right?

01:33:18.000 Trump is up, this is March 28th.

01:33:21.000 He was up by two.

01:33:22.000 Okay.

01:33:23.000 Generation Z and Millennials, Fox News.

01:33:25.000 This was March 22nd through the 25th.

01:33:27.000 Trump was up by 21.

01:33:28.000 And the reason we have those in is juxtaposed to each other.

01:33:32.000 You may not trust Fox.

01:33:33.000 But even PBS, when we give you the next number, is going to show you it shouldn't be even plus two.

01:33:33.000 Right.

01:33:39.000 And just to give you an idea, if you just mitigate your losses, Your losses with younger generations voting, meaning people under 40, if you just mitigate those losses to a 15 or 10 point spread, Republicans would never lose an election again.

01:33:52.000 Regardless of what happens with Black and Hispanic votes.

01:33:55.000 So to be plus two, it's a walk-off.

01:33:58.000 Now we look back at the 2020 election, Biden won by 20.

01:33:58.000 It's not even close.

01:34:01.000 Jeez.

01:34:02.000 By 20.

01:34:03.000 Let's look at President Trump and the minority voters, so Hispanic voters, right? 0.98

01:34:08.000 In 2020, Biden won by 34.

01:34:10.000 Right now, Trump is up by 6.

01:34:12.000 Wow.

01:34:14.000 That's a 42 point spread.

01:34:16.000 Just 40.

01:34:17.000 You're not good at math.

01:34:18.000 Oh, that's right.

01:34:18.000 Wait, wait, hold on.

01:34:19.000 Sorry.

01:34:19.000 40.

01:34:19.000 We're playing the drinking game.

01:34:22.000 Wait a second here.

01:34:24.000 You should admonish me.

01:34:25.000 And by the way, this is how you can also trust us.

01:34:25.000 Admonish me.

01:34:28.000 We get anything wrong.

01:34:29.000 And by the way, when I walk out, when I walk out, you admonish me on air. 0.99

01:34:33.000 When I walk out, they actually throw cow shit on me. 0.99

01:34:36.000 They do? 1.00

01:34:36.000 Yes. 1.00

01:34:37.000 It's like Game of Thrones. 1.00

01:34:38.000 They strip me naked and throw excrement on me. 1.00

01:34:40.000 Oh, that's true. 1.00

01:34:41.000 Well, now it's cow piss and it's cans.

01:34:43.000 So, 34 and Trump plus 6.

01:34:44.000 I'm glad you have that on the soundboard.

01:34:45.000 That's great. 0.60

01:34:46.000 Let's look at black men. 1.00

01:34:47.000 In 2020, Donald Trump got 12%.

01:34:49.000 I'm glad you have that on the soundboard. That's great.

01:34:52.000 Let's look at black men in 2020, right? Donald Trump got 12%.

01:34:57.000 Now, 30%. 30%.

01:35:00.000 So he's up by 40 points with Hispanics overall, and you're talking about a double-digit increase, by the way, with both black women and black men.

01:35:00.000 30%.

01:35:08.000 Now black women don't tend to vote as much, and they tend to, women in general, tend to be more liberal, so any gain there. 1.00

01:35:15.000 So Generation Z, millennials, according to PBS, Donald Trump is winning them. 0.98

01:35:19.000 Hispanics, according to everybody, Donald Trump is winning them by double digits. 1.00

01:35:25.000 We're at least a double digit spread compared to before.

01:35:27.000 If he just is even, just keep in mind, 2020 Biden won them by 34.

01:35:33.000 If Trump lost them by 10, it changes Arizona, it changes Georgia, it changes Nevada.

01:35:39.000 Do you guys understand?

01:35:41.000 But the long ball here is these people will see, if they say, this is where people are, Generation Z, Millennials, Hispanics, 30% of black men, they're saying, All right.

01:35:52.000 All right.

01:35:53.000 It's irrefutable at this point in time.

01:35:55.000 All right.

01:35:55.000 This has not gone well.

01:35:57.000 Yeah.

01:35:58.000 I'm gonna try.

01:35:59.000 I'm gonna try something different.

01:36:00.000 I really don't like the guy, but it can't be much worse than this.

01:36:03.000 If it's better at all, they're going to stay in that camp.

01:36:07.000 They're going to have ears to hear.

01:36:08.000 Now, in case you're wondering why, so that's the empirical.

01:36:11.000 Let me provide for you the anecdotal, which is what we will be doing on election night.

01:36:15.000 We will have better empirical data than anyone, and I give you my word.

01:36:21.000 2024, November 2024.

01:36:22.000 What's the date of the election 2024?

01:36:23.000 I want to make sure I have the date right.

01:36:24.000 It's in November.

01:36:25.000 I know it's in November.

01:36:26.000 Can someone tell me the exact date?

01:36:26.000 I just have to ask.

01:36:28.000 Alright.

01:36:30.000 It's a Tuesday in November.

01:36:31.000 I know it's a Tuesday.

01:36:32.000 I don't know the exact date.

01:36:32.000 I'm getting closer.

01:36:34.000 Election.

01:36:35.000 Election night 2024.

01:36:37.000 I give you my word.

01:36:40.000 We will have better empirical data here because of you, Mug Club, than anyone on Earth. 1.00

01:36:49.000 And if not, and you will be able to fact check us, if we do not call states and tell you what is going on at least as accurately, if not better than CNN, then MSNBC, then Fox News, then ABC, NBC, CBS, then Nate Silver, if we do not provide you information that is better than theirs, I'll retire.

01:37:13.000 I'll be done.

01:37:14.000 I give you my word on election night. What we are building here is something that has never been

01:37:19.000 built before. No one's even attempted it because no one really cares to. Everyone just sort of,

01:37:22.000 you know, was it the Thunderbirds or was it the Blue Angels where the one leader?

01:37:26.000 Lawn darts?

01:37:27.000 I know that's right.

01:37:27.000 Lawn darts. Went right...

01:37:28.000 And then everyone followed them. Every single other fighter pilot just followed them into the dirt.

01:37:35.000 That's what happened, unfortunately, on election night.

01:37:37.000 Now, we didn't follow them into the dirt, but we said, you know what?

01:37:39.000 We think Arizona's too early to call.

01:37:41.000 Something's going on here.

01:37:43.000 And now we know, of course, something was going on.

01:37:45.000 But we weren't able to fill you in in real time.

01:37:48.000 Look at this.

01:37:49.000 As to exactly what was going on.

01:37:50.000 Oh, S.C.

01:37:51.000 Yeah, but I'm not looking at her.

01:37:51.000 Cupp!

01:37:53.000 Wow, that she is... That is bad.

01:37:55.000 Trump leads Biden 49 to 43 according to CNN poll.

01:38:00.000 It's not the bastion of conservatism.

01:38:00.000 Oh my God.

01:38:02.000 You know, they're equivalent to Frank Luntz.

01:38:04.000 Just he was... I've got to hand this in to... Oh shit. 1.00

01:38:07.000 Hey, which one of those do you think is better at basketball? 0.99

01:38:09.000 That's a good point.

01:38:11.000 Well, at least we know her hair... I'm saying right hand. 1.00

01:38:14.000 At least we know her hair will be out of her face. 0.99

01:38:17.000 Pull up the volume real quick on this. 0.96

01:38:18.000 You're losing the blacks, you've already lost the Hispanics, you're losing the young vote, and in trying to cater to the extreme left, you're losing Jews! 0.95

01:38:23.000 is what's happening on these campuses what's happening around gaza this is something that you

01:38:27.000 have a clearly losing jews following you know if they are you're losing 0.98

01:38:31.000 the blacks you've already lost the hispanics you're losing the young vote and 0.98

01:38:35.000 in trying to cater to the extreme left you're losing jews what's left when it 0.98

01:38:39.000 comes to democracy I hope they were protesting how unfunny it was.

01:38:41.000 he's nowhere near here, at least five or six points below where he should be at this particular

01:38:45.000 point.

01:38:46.000 So he has got to find a way to get those Democrats back home, and that will close the gap.

01:38:51.000 I mean, we were all in Washington this weekend.

01:38:52.000 I've never seen protests outside the Correspondents' Dinner, certainly not in large numbers, and

01:38:57.000 there were over these protests.

01:38:58.000 Welcome to 2020, Kaitlin.

01:39:00.000 I hope they were protesting how unfunny it was.

01:39:03.000 I wish she had said, not even from 2016 to 2020.

01:39:06.000 Listen, we have ten more subs to get to 2024.

01:39:09.000 Be the one that pushes it over!

01:39:11.000 Trump 47, you could win an AR-15.

01:39:13.000 But okay, I want to show this really quickly before we go to Finnegan, who is outside of the Hush Money trial.

01:39:17.000 Don't you dare dismiss it.

01:39:18.000 Ten more to piss you off even further.

01:39:19.000 If you wonder about these demographics, and you wonder why they are changing, this is actually our Mug Club undercover team. 0.90

01:39:26.000 They spoke with a security guard at the Roosevelt Hotel.

01:39:28.000 And by the way, we brought you some exclusive footage not long ago where they were actually kicking out our reporters.

01:39:33.000 Right?

01:39:33.000 I don't know if you remember the videos about the scooters and the crimes that were taking place.

01:39:37.000 Most people were doing the bidding of the left in New York at that point.

01:39:42.000 These people, by the way, security guards at the Roosevelt Hotel, they've been involved with housing illegals. 0.99

01:39:46.000 They have been there now on the ground.

01:39:48.000 And this person, you know, the race, it's your guess is as good as mine.

01:39:54.000 I'll go with Dominican. 1.00

01:39:56.000 They said on camera that they couldn't wait.

01:39:59.000 They couldn't wait to vote for Donald Trump.

01:40:11.000 Very sad.

01:40:12.000 Yeah.

01:40:12.000 That's a sleepy joke.

01:40:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:40:14.000 I'm not a Democrat no more.

01:40:16.000 I will never be a Democrat.

01:40:18.000 Yeah.

01:40:18.000 Do not.

01:40:20.000 This dude, this president sucks. 1.00

01:40:22.000 The worst president in history. 1.00

01:40:25.000 He should have been retired.

01:40:27.000 You know how we retired at 65? 0.94

01:40:28.000 This sucks. The worst president in history. He should have been retired. 0.99

01:40:32.000 You know how he retired at 65? There's no reason for him to be 80 and still trying to run the country.

01:40:39.000 Can't do it, man.

01:40:41.000 Yeah.

01:40:42.000 He should have been retired, on a beach, whatever, with his wife.

01:40:45.000 It's horrible. 0.99

01:40:46.000 You see all these white people come through here, they'd be pissed. 1.00

01:40:49.000 They're like, these motherfuckers are coming in and they're giving them money. 1.00

01:40:54.000 You gotta talk to Sleepy Joe. 1.00

01:40:56.000 Let him know.

01:40:57.000 He's the one that's doing it.

01:40:58.000 You know how much money he's sending to the Ukraine?

01:41:01.000 And Israel?

01:41:02.000 They snuck in some more the other day.

01:41:05.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:41:06.000 With that just being said, that's a red flag.

01:41:10.000 Oh yeah, for sure.

01:41:11.000 I'm hoping you struggle and make it by.

01:41:18.000 That's crazy.

01:41:30.000 I said Dominican Josh. 0.74

01:41:32.000 I say Puerto Rican.

01:41:33.000 Oh boy.

01:41:34.000 I think Puerto Rican. 0.99

01:41:35.000 Don't tell gay William, Puerto Rican American. 0.97

01:41:36.000 Obviously the guy's a long time, but what? 0.94

01:41:40.000 2024 has been hit, not just hit, but blown away.

01:41:44.000 So fantastic job guys.

01:41:45.000 You can hear that calls for some music.

01:41:47.000 We do need a little music or some kind of like.

01:41:49.000 Hey, now this fits the mood, you know?

01:41:52.000 Great time to go to CrowderShop.com and get this 2024 Trump shirt.

01:41:56.000 Change my mind.

01:41:58.000 Make sure you go and get it.

01:41:59.000 And Steven, again, I still have yours over here.

01:42:00.000 I'm not sure why you're not coming and getting it, but whatever.

01:42:02.000 Is it a short-sleeved shirt?

01:42:03.000 Everybody else has it.

01:42:05.000 It's a long-sleeve.

01:42:06.000 It's a long-sleeve?

01:42:06.000 It is!

01:42:07.000 Alright, I'll put on a long-sleeve shirt.

01:42:08.000 Ah, you were afraid of the short-sleeve.

01:42:10.000 I think that short-sleeve shirts are unprofessional and immodest.

01:42:10.000 I shamed you into it.

01:42:13.000 Hey! 0.99

01:42:14.000 They are immodest.

01:42:15.000 You've been working out twice a week at the gym, and good for you, that bicep doesn't look as big as that.

01:42:19.000 I'm not even gonna lie.

01:42:21.000 Toolman knows, it pisses him off.

01:42:22.000 Gerald, as he goes in, he's like, is this good?

01:42:24.000 He's inclined, benching 225.

01:42:25.000 I don't know, I think I feel a burn. 1.00

01:42:27.000 We're like, just, I hope you burn in hell. 1.00

01:42:29.000 He's freakishly strong for someone who does absolutely nothing. 1.00

01:42:34.000 Not on squat yet.

01:42:35.000 He's working on it.

01:42:36.000 You can't do that to me, man!

01:42:36.000 Oh, come on!

01:42:38.000 I have nerve damage in my right leg!

01:42:38.000 I'm working it out!

01:42:40.000 Come on! 0.61

01:42:41.000 Tim needs this, alright?

01:42:42.000 The hashtag is crowdermogastream and it is a mug club.

01:42:45.000 It's $47 right now.

01:42:47.000 Trump 47.

01:42:47.000 That's it!

01:42:48.000 And you know, like we said, 4,700 subscribers.

01:42:48.000 It is $47.

01:42:51.000 It funds everything for election.

01:42:54.000 Absolutely.

01:42:54.000 4,700 funds everything.

01:42:56.000 And boy, we blew past 2024.

01:42:58.000 Don't we have the newsies for 2024?

01:42:59.000 Yeah, of course.

01:42:59.000 Of course, we have to have the newsies announce it.

01:43:02.000 🎵 Music 🎵 Extra!

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01:43:13.000 Read all about it!

01:43:14.000 Mug Club hits 2,024 new subscribers!

01:43:17.000 See?

01:43:18.000 Read about it!

01:43:18.000 Humans are literally changing the color of the planet!

01:43:21.000 Scientists are worried!

01:43:22.000 You should be worried!

01:43:23.000 So read about it!

01:43:25.000 Hey! 1.00

01:43:25.000 You filthy animal! 1.00

01:43:27.000 These are the streets of the civilized people! 1.00

01:43:29.000 Read about it, folks!

01:43:30.000 Don't piss him off!

01:43:31.000 Apparently, the darkies have plain arms! 1.00

01:43:34.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:43:35.000 Put that guy on a baseball diamond!

01:43:36.000 Extra!

01:43:37.000 Read all about it!

01:43:37.000 Don't allow him to play!

01:43:42.000 It was a different time. 1.00

01:43:43.000 Yeah, they were dicks back then. 1.00

01:43:44.000 Yeah, they were. 1.00

01:43:44.000 May have been slightly racist. 1.00

01:43:46.000 I'm not really sure.

01:43:46.000 Yeah.

01:43:47.000 But look, hey, I'm going to make an executive decision here because we know a lot of you aren't able to watch at night.

01:43:52.000 You watch kind of in the morning, on your lunch break, wherever it may be.

01:43:56.000 Don't hate me.

01:43:58.000 We're extending this promo code until midnight tomorrow night.

01:44:02.000 So it's going through tomorrow?

01:44:03.000 Tomorrow night.

01:44:04.000 Midnight.

01:44:04.000 It's still midnight, so that's exactly what you said, except it's not midnight tonight.

01:44:07.000 Well, don't turn me into a liar.

01:44:09.000 I'm just saying it's midnight tomorrow night.

01:44:10.000 Alright.

01:44:10.000 Midnight.

01:44:10.000 Midnight tomorrow night.

01:44:11.000 Well, look.

01:44:12.000 We're not done for a little bit here, so do me a favor.

01:44:13.000 Go out and tell your friends right now to tune in, because we've got Alex Jones coming on this place in just a minute or two.

01:44:18.000 Yeah, and I have to go, I have to go tinkle.

01:44:20.000 You have to go wee-wee.

01:44:21.000 I do have to go... No, it's a, it's a big... It's a... Get pissed! 0.77

01:44:25.000 It's a big frothy... There's turbulence!

01:44:30.000 Frothy?

01:44:31.000 Like this beer.

01:44:32.000 I'm gonna have some more.

01:44:33.000 You doth protest too much.

01:44:34.000 The bull has a nice head.

01:44:36.000 Somebody clear the toilet and or small teacup for Steven to pee in.

01:44:40.000 That's not fair.

01:44:41.000 And by the way, there aren't enough teacups in the world.

01:44:44.000 If you want a teacup, ride for what I'm about to do to that porcelain. 0.83

01:44:49.000 Toolman, bring up what 2024... They got rid of the porcelain toilets, by the way. 0.99

01:44:53.000 They're all cardboard now.

01:44:55.000 They're almost deteriorated now.

01:44:56.000 It's almost too porous.

01:44:58.000 Whoa, good word.

01:45:00.000 All right, 2024 subs.

01:45:02.000 Live journalists reporting at the Trump and Biden rallies.

01:45:07.000 That's going to be a lot of fun.

01:45:08.000 At the Biden ones, we're going to zoom all the way out, Joe.

01:45:11.000 We're zooming all the way out.

01:45:13.000 It's not going to be a tight shot.

01:45:14.000 So right now you have funded journalists, boots on the ground, in five major swing states, the cities.

01:45:20.000 We have people on the ground.

01:45:20.000 You've already funded the election integrity map that will be interactive where you can post this in real time and everyone can see what is going on and we will be able to verify it.

01:45:28.000 And you also have journalists reporting live at the Trump and Biden rallies.

01:45:34.000 And 4700, as we go through tomorrow midnight, that will fund everything.

01:45:34.000 Yeah.

01:45:36.000 That will fund the ability, our equivalent to decision desk, so that we don't have to rely on anybody else.

01:45:43.000 In other words, if the power goes out, we have a generator, we have a phone line, a rotary phone if we have to.

01:45:49.000 We can give you the info.

01:45:51.000 It doesn't matter if we are suspended on YouTube.

01:45:53.000 It doesn't matter if you guys crash the Rumble servers because there are so many of you.

01:45:57.000 We will be able to broadcast to you, Mug Club, and you will be able to take part if we hit that 40, which we thought was lofty, but thank you very much for the support.

01:46:04.000 We really appreciate it.

01:46:06.000 We always want to do it before we leave.

01:46:08.000 I don't think it's locked yet.

01:46:08.000 I think that people want to see this.

01:46:10.000 This is a great tool for people.

01:46:11.000 No one else is doing this.

01:46:13.000 Everyone else, everywhere else, you just pay your cable money.

01:46:15.000 It goes to Cox or Comcast or whatever it is.

01:46:17.000 And then they just give you the same old news on every single channel. 0.97

01:46:20.000 And it's all horseshit, really. 0.98

01:46:22.000 Yes. 0.99

01:46:24.000 I prefer Cox.

01:46:25.000 It's not fun.

01:46:25.000 In-depth analysis.

01:46:26.000 You can watch Wolf Blitzer on election night and not blink for 13 hours straight. 0.99

01:46:30.000 It's fucking cool. 0.99

01:46:33.000 That guy's not real, man. 0.99

01:46:34.000 No, he's not.

01:46:34.000 You ever seen him read off-prompter?

01:46:35.000 It's like this.

01:46:36.000 He's like birds.

01:46:37.000 Doesn't move, doesn't read.

01:46:39.000 COVID was a pandemic just to change his batteries.

01:46:41.000 I bet.

01:46:43.000 All right, so I forgot that we do have live on the ground, of course, you know, you fund this too, our on the ground correspondent at the Hush Money Trial.

01:46:52.000 He is down there tonight, our on-the-ground correspondent Thomas Finnegan.

01:46:56.000 Okay, Finnegan, what do you have for us, sir?

01:47:08.000 Hi, Stephen.

01:47:09.000 Yes, hi.

01:47:10.000 Do you have an update on Trump's hush money trial?

01:47:13.000 Yes, I learned that whilst the hush puppy is a tasty treat with tartar sauce or ketchup, the real treat is when they are dipped in yellow mustard and paired with an ice cold Sprite.

01:47:22.000 Okay, obviously that's the case, but why are you studying hush puppies?

01:47:25.000 You're supposed to be at the court for the hush money.

01:47:28.000 Yes, and behind me you'll see the court, and as for the hush puppies, the verdict is in.

01:47:32.000 They're good.

01:47:33.000 We sent you to New York with explicit instructions to go to Trump's trial, Finnegan.

01:47:33.000 According to who?

01:47:37.000 It's why I did all that.

01:47:38.000 I'm in New York and at his trial and I'm waiting for my interview with his lawyers.

01:47:43.000 Okay, well we'll check back in with you and lay off the hushpuppies as we're- They also have fried fish- Tim, son of a- Hushpuppies are good!

01:47:59.000 Every time.

01:48:00.000 I'm not entirely sure what they are.

01:48:01.000 I'm thinking of the shoes.

01:48:02.000 Oh, it's like a... It's like a... It's deep fried batter.

01:48:06.000 It's fried batter.

01:48:07.000 It's a thing you find at restaurants you don't want to go to.

01:48:09.000 Long John Silvers.

01:48:11.000 All right, the promo code is Trump47.

01:48:14.000 Trump47, where you get Mug Club right now, and this is just through tomorrow midnight, $47.

01:48:20.000 Sorry, I totally messed you up there.

01:48:22.000 Yeah, we have never done a sale like this because this is a telethon.

01:48:26.000 We are funding directly.

01:48:27.000 Last time I did a telethon, I was waterboarded or watched CNN for 16 hours.

01:48:30.000 I won't do that again.

01:48:31.000 No.

01:48:32.000 And in November.

01:48:33.000 And in spiders.

01:48:35.000 I'm not doing it.

01:48:36.000 Put my hand in a bucket of spiders.

01:48:38.000 One minute.

01:48:39.000 In a bucket of spiders.

01:48:40.000 Well, not a bucket.

01:48:41.000 I don't want them climbing out.

01:48:42.000 It'll be some kind of thing where they can't get out, but you can get your hand in.

01:48:44.000 I don't trust you is the problem.

01:48:45.000 I love you very much.

01:48:46.000 I love you very much.

01:48:47.000 You have a lot of good qualities, but I don't trust you to de-venomize the spiders.

01:48:51.000 Oh no, they'll be the boner spider. 0.98

01:48:52.000 You're gonna go out with a bang. 0.86

01:48:53.000 The Brazilian wandering spider, it does. 1.00

01:48:54.000 It gives you priapism, which is you get an erection until you die. 0.99

01:48:58.000 Ooh, that's scary. 0.99

01:48:59.000 Yeah, but the smile on your face lasts a lifetime.

01:49:03.000 Contact a doctor.

01:49:04.000 If your doctor's female.

01:49:06.000 Listen, this is... probably need to get serious, I guess.

01:49:10.000 Well, I have to use the restroom really quickly, and I will be right back as you guys take some live chats.

01:49:17.000 We're gonna be just a couple minutes.

01:49:18.000 Alex, hang on with us.

01:49:19.000 He can probably hear us.

01:49:20.000 As soon as he gets on, we'll do it.

01:49:22.000 So go ahead and go to the restroom. 1.00

01:49:23.000 Alright, I'll be right back.

01:49:24.000 We also have 7 plus 1 new Trump nicknames for Democrats and 7 plus 1 rejected campaign slogans.

01:49:24.000 Trump 47!

01:49:29.000 You let us know what you guys want, but let's take some live chat.

01:49:31.000 I have to go to the bathroom.

01:49:32.000 Okay, by the way, head over to CrowderShop.com right now.

01:49:35.000 Something I didn't tell you, we have a big sale going on that won't be extended.

01:49:38.000 Sorry, Steven!

01:49:39.000 We have to make budget cuts somewhere when we extend this.

01:49:42.000 Sorry!

01:49:43.000 You get $20 shirts, $40 hoodies right now.

01:49:46.000 That sale ends, I believe, today, so make sure you go over there.

01:49:48.000 And, uh, look, if we get to a, uh, later on promo code, we might, uh...

01:49:53.000 A little number might trigger a discount at the merch shop as well, so we'll see if that happens.

01:49:57.000 So, let's take some chats.

01:49:58.000 Do we have any chats that we can pull up over here?

01:50:00.000 I know the machine, the overlay machine's been kinda dying on us.

01:50:03.000 You know what?

01:50:04.000 We need some subs to get a new overlay machine. 1.00

01:50:07.000 Please!

01:50:07.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:50:10.000 It's just the updates.

01:50:10.000 I'm just kidding.

01:50:12.000 All right, pull up a chat.

01:50:12.000 It'll be fine.

01:50:13.000 All right.

01:50:14.000 Question from Dark Stevie.

01:50:15.000 Question for the crew.

01:50:16.000 If Trump can take one executive action on his day one of new presidency, what should it be and why?

01:50:21.000 Also, happy birthday to our chat pookie bear, Decent Question Asker.

01:50:24.000 Wait, what?

01:50:25.000 It's not her actual birthday.

01:50:26.000 No, it actually is Decent Question Asker's birthday.

01:50:29.000 Happy birthday.

01:50:30.000 Sorry, I said her.

01:50:31.000 Happy birthday.

01:50:32.000 Happy birthday!

01:50:32.000 Nice!

01:50:34.000 I think Trump's already said that though, hasn't he?

01:50:37.000 Didn't he say, that was the dictator for a day thing?

01:50:39.000 Like, open the pipes, close the border?

01:50:40.000 Uh, yeah.

01:50:42.000 Yeah, so, I mean, I don't... Yeah, drill, that's what he said, drill baby drill is what he said, actually.

01:50:46.000 I think closing the border is the one that I want.

01:50:46.000 Yeah, drill baby drill.

01:50:49.000 I'm just saying right now, the border wall gets done, period.

01:50:53.000 I'm not a big fan of just closing the border down because that doesn't solve the problem.

01:50:57.000 I understand if you want to do that in conjunction with building a wall, but you need to let people come through that have the ability to pass through legally, right?

01:51:05.000 And then you have to make sure that illegal crossings are cut down.

01:51:09.000 If they could shut down the border, period.

01:51:12.000 And make sure zero people came through?

01:51:14.000 Why haven't we done that a long time ago?

01:51:16.000 It's because that's not what they're talking about.

01:51:17.000 When they're like, I could shut down the border tomorrow!

01:51:20.000 When Joe Biden said it and then kind of backtracked and was like, I need the ability to shut down the border tomorrow that I don't have right now.

01:51:26.000 They can't do that.

01:51:28.000 Do you think Republicans in Congress already have a bill written, ready to go?

01:51:31.000 They don't need a bill.

01:51:32.000 Executive order?

01:51:33.000 For a wall?

01:51:34.000 Executive order.

01:51:34.000 No, no, no.

01:51:35.000 Trump doesn't need a bill for that if he wants to do it.

01:51:38.000 Now, should they have a border wall bill ready to go for him to sign?

01:51:42.000 Yes.

01:51:43.000 Should they be putting it out right now?

01:51:45.000 Yes.

01:51:46.000 Even if it gets killed, just hang on to it until Trump comes to office.

01:51:50.000 Let it be one more reason for people to vote for him.

01:51:53.000 Okay, next chat.

01:51:55.000 Alright, next chat from Eileen Infel.

01:51:57.000 Nice.

01:51:58.000 What do you say to those who complain that 2024 is just going to be a repeat of 2020?

01:52:02.000 That it doesn't matter what we do, they're going to cheat their way in again?

01:52:05.000 Look, if they are cheating, that is one of the reasons that we are doing it like we're doing it tonight.

01:52:10.000 Trump 47 for $47 for Mug Club.

01:52:13.000 We want you to have all of the information.

01:52:15.000 Now, it's not just that night.

01:52:18.000 It's the lead up from this day to that day.

01:52:21.000 We're going to have people on the ground in all of these places.

01:52:24.000 We are going to be at these rallies.

01:52:25.000 We're going to be bringing you what is actually going on, making sure that you are equipped to fight.

01:52:30.000 And look, this, like, we sell shirts, obviously.

01:52:33.000 I talked about this a second ago.

01:52:34.000 Every time I wear the Jesus is Risen Change My Mind shirt, I get people asking me questions about it or complimenting me or saying, hey, that's a really cool shirt.

01:52:43.000 The reason that we chose Trump 2024 is because we wanted it to be provocative for you to be able to wear something that says, this is where I stand.

01:52:51.000 Please ask me why.

01:52:53.000 And I will tell you, he is a flawed man, but he's the president that we need because we have him or this guy that has destroyed the country.

01:53:00.000 Be ready to give that answer.

01:53:01.000 It's not just an opportunity for us to sell a shirt.

01:53:04.000 We like selling merch just like anybody else, but we're not going to do it as a grift.

01:53:07.000 We're doing it so that people can go out there and make a difference with it.

01:53:11.000 Go out there and wear this shirt in public in places that you don't think they're going to like it.

01:53:14.000 I'm speaking to you, California, New York, Chicago.

01:53:18.000 Yeah, plus, you know, if people are worried about the same thing happening in 2024 that happened in 2020 or is speculated to happen in 2020, you can't just give up.

01:53:26.000 You can't just go, well, it's not worth it.

01:53:28.000 It's not worth doing anything.

01:53:28.000 It's not worth voting.

01:53:30.000 Yeah, it is worth it.

01:53:31.000 I mean, go out there, practice your right.

01:53:34.000 You should.

01:53:35.000 Exercise your right to vote.

01:53:37.000 And what is?

01:53:38.000 We're that frog in boiling water right now.

01:53:40.000 We absolutely are.

01:53:41.000 It's like, hold on a second, wait a second.

01:53:43.000 You couldn't educate your own children?

01:53:45.000 Wait a second.

01:53:46.000 You had people who didn't have to pay for their student loans, didn't have to pay for their rent, but you still had to pay your mortgage or the bank would seize it?

01:53:53.000 Hold on, wait a second.

01:53:54.000 You ran an online company, but you were completely censored from speaking your mind, which now just lines up with the science?

01:53:59.000 Hold on a second.

01:54:01.000 There was a novel virus and we were told that we didn't know anything about it, but then told that we knew exactly where it came from and how it developed, and if you spoke out against it, even if you were a scientist who worked in these laboratories and understood how gain-of-function took place and spoke out, you were also silenced.

01:54:17.000 If you were a mortician, you were also silenced.

01:54:19.000 If you're Johns Hopkins, you're silenced.

01:54:23.000 If you say we're not going to perform these gender transition operations on children, If you're not going to fight right now and say, well, I guess the Democrats are going to steal another one, then you have no business pitching. 0.60

01:54:34.000 Fight like hell.

01:54:36.000 Trump said it, we say it.

01:54:37.000 Fight like hell.

01:54:38.000 Be a poll watcher.

01:54:39.000 Make sure they can't steal it again.

01:54:41.000 And I go further.

01:54:41.000 It's further than just this election.

01:54:43.000 You should live like that.

01:54:45.000 Your whole life.

01:54:45.000 You're going to have adversity everywhere you go.

01:54:48.000 It's no difference with voting.

01:54:50.000 It's not like, oh, it's a Democratic election, so there's not going to be any resistance.

01:54:54.000 You still have to be resilient then, too.

01:54:56.000 All the time.

01:54:57.000 You're absolutely right.

01:54:59.000 Let's go to the censorship topic.

01:55:00.000 You guys let me know when we have Alex Jones.

01:55:03.000 We're trying to get Alex on right now.

01:55:04.000 Until then, just keep rolling.

01:55:05.000 So, censorship.

01:55:07.000 Remember they said, and they're saying this now, like James Carville, you're not going to have any rights or country because you don't want to talk about it.

01:55:13.000 He's 26 years old.

01:55:15.000 Whatever the hell he said. 0.95

01:55:16.000 I'm getting so sick of that. 0.97

01:55:17.000 I'm getting so sick of that.

01:55:18.000 Vote Biden or you're going to lose your country.

01:55:19.000 We already had it for four years!

01:55:21.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:55:22.000 He didn't dictate then either, fool! 0.99

01:55:23.000 Can you give me an example of Donald Trump actively censoring opposition? 0.99

01:55:28.000 Matter of fact, a big part of the conflict was that Donald Trump took questions from everybody and insulted them.

01:55:34.000 You kind of have...

01:55:35.000 It's like you have someone who, here's the difference, you have a paper champion, which is former Vice President Joe Biden, who doesn't take on any tough challengers.

01:55:45.000 Like you see this in boxing where they take on the number 25th ranked guy, they fight bums. 1.00

01:55:50.000 You see Joe Biden, he doesn't take the tough questions, or Karen Jean-Pierre doesn't take the tough questions.

01:55:54.000 If they do, it's a viral moment with Deucey and they don't answer the question.

01:55:57.000 Donald Trump was a roastmaster.

01:55:59.000 He was Don Rickles, where he took the questions from opposition, and yes, made fun of them, was bombastic, but he insulted them.

01:56:05.000 There would have been no conflict if Donald Trump simply censored voices of opposition.

01:56:10.000 You look at any of his press secretaries.

01:56:12.000 It was constant.

01:56:13.000 He never tried to silence anybody.

01:56:14.000 And then at the Correspondence Center this weekend, Colin Jost is up there and saying, it's our freedom.

01:56:21.000 It's the reason that we're allowed to come up here and say these things and not be arrested at.

01:56:26.000 Yeah.

01:56:28.000 Did he arrest anybody?

01:56:29.000 Four years, did he arrest anybody? 1.00

01:56:31.000 No, he talked shit, sure. 1.00

01:56:32.000 He got roasted by Michelle Wolfe, he talked shit, but he didn't have her arrested. 1.00

01:56:36.000 What are you suggesting? 0.99

01:56:38.000 Why did you suggest... Whereas we have an actual administration, the Joe Biden administration, who has had their intelligence agencies arrest people.

01:56:44.000 They had that Marine father, sure, he was out of line, he was heckling at the State of the Union, got it.

01:56:49.000 Yep.

01:56:49.000 They could have just escorted out, they put him in cuffs and arrested him.

01:56:52.000 James O'Keefe, they went through when they said the Ashley Biden diary was not real.

01:56:55.000 You have Biden, so if you want to look at this, this is a huge issue, and I'm amazed that conservatives don't talk about it more.

01:57:02.000 I mean, they kind of do, but then they all, so many play ball.

01:57:05.000 I mean, when you, you have to ask yourself, why did so many conservatives not talk about the lockdowns, not talk about, or some conservatives even say you should get the vaccines, right?

01:57:13.000 So many conservatives They said like, I'm pro-MR, I support your right to choose, but of course I follow the science and I'm pro-mRNA injection.

01:57:21.000 We now know that that actually wasn't as virtuous as you thought.

01:57:24.000 You were wrong.

01:57:25.000 You were wrong on the science.

01:57:26.000 It's irrefutable at this point, certainly for people under the age of 30 and certainly for children.

01:57:31.000 It may be one of the greatest misdeeds carried out against humanity in history in 10 or 20 years' time.

01:57:37.000 People will say, I can't believe that we did that.

01:57:39.000 But so many conservatives didn't speak out against it.

01:57:41.000 There will still be people that won't admit it.

01:57:42.000 There will still be people.

01:57:43.000 They still won't admit it.

01:57:44.000 When you talk about the censorship, too, let's look at this administration.

01:57:48.000 All references available at loudmouthcreditor.com.

01:57:50.000 And this is why we expect our stream to be taken down preemptively before the next election, as happened at the midterms, or during the election.

01:57:57.000 Which is what you are funding right now by joining up for $47.

01:57:59.000 Trump 47 or click the link.

01:58:01.000 Biden colluded with big tech.

01:58:03.000 I don't even want to say colluded because it happened out in the open.

01:58:06.000 To completely eliminate dissenting viewpoints.

01:58:09.000 You've seen the Twitter files.

01:58:10.000 You saw publicly Jen Psaki call on Spotify. 0.99

01:58:13.000 As she called it.

01:58:14.000 She literally called on Spotify to effectively censor Joe Rogan.

01:58:19.000 Publicly.

01:58:20.000 You had that moment of, we call it the Ministry of Truth, that wasn't the actual department, but Nina Jankowicz, who retired very quickly, which she had a position to basically determine what was disinformation.

01:58:29.000 It was the quote, Disinformation Governance Board of the United States.

01:58:33.000 And at that moment in time, disinformation was suggesting that the COVID virus may have actually been engineered or may have escaped from a lab as opposed to a wet market.

01:58:42.000 Disinformation at that time was saying that children actually should be allowed to learn in schools and they shouldn't be forced to mass vaccinate.

01:58:50.000 Disinformation was to say that lockdowns have more negative effects than positive outcomes.

01:58:55.000 To be clear, the disinformation wasn't, COVID doesn't exist, it was, hold on a second, keeping children from learning in school and keeping people locked in their houses doesn't have the kind of quarantining outcomes that you think they do, but they do have negative consequences as it relates to mental health, substance abuse, isolation, general social interactions, which will create a ripple effect that remains to be seen.

01:59:16.000 We were saying that when that was happening at that moment in time, and now, All of a sudden, we have the biggest mental health problem that we've had in our country.

01:59:24.000 We have the biggest substance abuse problem that we've had in our country.

01:59:28.000 We have the highest rates of depression.

01:59:29.000 We have the highest rates of loneliness with young people.

01:59:31.000 People who feel disenfranchised.

01:59:33.000 People who feel disenchanted.

01:59:34.000 People who feel as though they are isolated.

01:59:36.000 Did anyone tell you?

01:59:37.000 It's not what information, when people say, well that's what people thought at the time.

01:59:41.000 That's what we were told at the time.

01:59:42.000 What information was available at that time?

01:59:45.000 And I really want you to go back in time.

01:59:47.000 I want you to go back in time during COVID.

01:59:50.000 During the two-week lockdown to stop the spread.

01:59:53.000 During the vaccines that were rolling out.

01:59:55.000 During the shutting down schools.

01:59:57.000 During the shutting down small businesses.

01:59:59.000 And of course, Fauci, of course, you had people in the media saying this is what is necessary.

02:00:05.000 Remember there was the Imperial College of London, over two million people are going to die in whatever it was, four to six months.

02:00:10.000 Okay, that information was considered the authority, but at that moment in time, was there alternative information pointing to the reality that you live now?

02:00:19.000 The answer is unequivocally, yes.

02:00:22.000 There is no doubt about that.

02:00:23.000 There were people at that point saying, hold on a second, these lockdowns are going to have negative consequences.

02:00:28.000 Kids should be allowed to learn in school.

02:00:30.000 We can't be locking- this is going to be an economic catastrophe.

02:00:34.000 There were people when the vaccines came out saying this is untested in the general population.

02:00:37.000 We really don't think this is something that makes sense for children who are at greater risk of the flu than COVID.

02:00:43.000 That information was available and you had an administration who came in and silenced it.

02:00:49.000 These are irrefutable facts.

02:00:52.000 The information that they silenced If everyone had access to it, would it have made your life better?

02:00:58.000 When people say, I don't follow politics.

02:01:02.000 If you don't follow politics, you did not know.

02:01:05.000 That your children did not need to get the mRNA injection, that they were at greater risk.

02:01:09.000 If you did not follow politics, you did not know the economic disaster that was taking place that was orchestrated and people were warning you about.

02:01:16.000 You did not know about the risks of myocarditis and morticians who were talking.

02:01:21.000 You did not know those things.

02:01:22.000 If you had that information available to you then, would you have made better decisions and would your life and would your country be in a better place?

02:01:31.000 The answer is unequivocally yes.

02:01:34.000 We don't have to theorize about this anymore.

02:01:36.000 We've lived it, and we have lived it at an accelerated rate that has never taken... I would argue since World War II.

02:01:44.000 COVID was the accelerated social experiment that we have lived in our lifetime.

02:01:52.000 During World War II, you had a war effort, because we were facing an active threat, right?

02:01:56.000 A global threat.

02:01:57.000 Take that global threat, the axis of evil, shrink it down to a microbe, And you have COVID, if you believe the threat.

02:02:04.000 And at that point in time, everyone did.

02:02:06.000 That was our equivalent to a war effort, and you were lied to.

02:02:10.000 And the information was available to you, except for the fact that it was banned from big tech.

02:02:17.000 And then you had a former vice president who said, I am going to guarantee that this information is not... Same thing with the election.

02:02:24.000 Implying election interference?

02:02:26.000 Immediate ban.

02:02:27.000 Conservatives played ball.

02:02:29.000 And now YouTube says, you know what, you're allowed to do that again.

02:02:31.000 Why?

02:02:31.000 Because they anticipate losing.

02:02:32.000 Exactly.

02:02:33.000 They anticipate losing so you're allowed to question election results again, just as in 2016 you could say the Russians did it. 0.63

02:02:38.000 Yeah.

02:02:38.000 Well not only that, they know their position is untenable.

02:02:41.000 Right.

02:02:41.000 People like us, Rumble exists, Elon Musk buys Twitter, we understand what happened last time and they cannot hold that ground anymore.

02:02:49.000 You know where Jen Psaki was, actually we have the clip if you want to go to it in just a second, but we also have the slapshot one by the way for a little comedic relief if we're a little bit too serious, but we have that where Jen was saying, hey ban Spotify, we hope, or not ban Spotify, we hope they do more to ban mis- and disinformation.

02:03:03.000 Right.

02:03:03.000 It was their favorite catchphrase.

02:03:05.000 This is disinformation, guys.

02:03:06.000 We have to protect you.

02:03:07.000 This is the Russians trying to steal an election. 0.97

02:03:09.000 And of course, we'll tell you, Spotify, what is information and disinformation.

02:03:13.000 We'll tell you.

02:03:15.000 Don't check it, but we'll let you know.

02:03:20.000 All of Joe Rogan's episode with Alex Jones?

02:03:22.000 That were removed?

02:03:22.000 I think so.

02:03:23.000 By the way, Alex is... We're having a little bit of trouble connecting with Alex for some reason right now.

02:03:26.000 We'll see if we can get him for later on in the show.

02:03:28.000 But right now, I know... Tell him to hop in the chopper and get over there.

02:03:31.000 You know, that's exactly what I was going to say, Alex.

02:03:31.000 I know!

02:03:33.000 Don't worry, Crowder, I'm on my way.

02:03:34.000 I'm not going to rely on Skype or FaceTime or Zoom, whatever people use.

02:03:38.000 I have a helicopter that's going to get me there.

02:03:40.000 I hope I don't get COVID, but... The FBI and CIA, we put a smile on their face.

02:03:45.000 I won't give them the satisfaction!

02:03:47.000 I'm a human!

02:03:49.000 Teeny bit.

02:03:51.000 Right now we did this just to piss you off.

02:03:52.000 So normally we pull up CNN.

02:03:54.000 Don't.

02:03:55.000 Right now we pulled up MSNBC.

02:03:57.000 Oh my god, Lawrence O'Donnell.

02:03:59.000 Let's pull it up.

02:04:00.000 Would you stop the hammering?

02:04:01.000 In case you've forgotten.

02:04:04.000 You can assume that they were certainly confident they'd ask questions, but did they know the full extent of what had actually occurred compared to what NADA had told the FBI just a month before?

02:04:15.000 Because based off what we know now, there's no way I could ever imagine agreeing to let that client walk in there and testify without some kind of arrangement or agreement in advance with the Justice Department lawyers coming back and saying, I've been retained.

02:04:31.000 I'm handing the list now.

02:04:32.000 Here's what we want to clean up.

02:04:33.000 We want some type of immunity discussion.

02:04:35.000 I think he needs more degrees on his wall.

02:04:38.000 Yeah, that's not enough.

02:04:39.000 One, two, three, four, five... I don't know if I fully trust his legitimacy.

02:04:42.000 Seven?

02:04:43.000 Some are yellow.

02:04:45.000 It looks like my uncle's teeth, you know?

02:04:48.000 Some are white, some are yellow.

02:04:50.000 That's what they appeal to on MSNBC.

02:04:52.000 It's like, well, look at his degrees.

02:04:54.000 It must be true.

02:04:57.000 Look at Fauci.

02:04:58.000 He has a Topps baseball card.

02:04:59.000 You trust him, don't you?

02:05:01.000 What are they talking about right now? 0.99

02:05:02.000 They're talking about more of the classified bullshit? 1.00

02:05:08.000 Trump indictment's drink, by the way. 0.99

02:05:10.000 Oh, and by the way, I forgot.

02:05:11.000 We were supposed to finish the drink at the last tier.

02:05:13.000 We've just blown past these tiers.

02:05:16.000 Oh, by the way, I forgot.

02:05:17.000 The next tier is 2,982 new Mug Club members, and that is the amount of grams of cocaine that were seized at Hunter Biden's compound.

02:05:26.000 Yeah.

02:05:26.000 Hunter Biden, cocaine.

02:05:28.000 We're into this bottle here.

02:05:31.000 2,982.

02:05:31.000 I know what you're thinking.

02:05:33.000 Hey, there's no way that's an actual... No, it is official.

02:05:35.000 The newsies will be announcing it, so you know.

02:05:37.000 And we're just a couple of hundred away from that, so join right now, Trump 47, to get Mug Club for $47. 0.99

02:05:43.000 Do it right now or also you're gay. 0.99

02:05:45.000 Right. 0.99

02:05:46.000 Where'd you get these guys?

02:05:48.000 Where'd you get this footage?

02:05:49.000 I don't know.

02:05:50.000 We have the ability to procure a lot of people.

02:05:53.000 I think it was the Border Patrol.

02:05:56.000 They said, you know what, these guys, they might be looking for work.

02:05:56.000 They found him.

02:05:59.000 And oh, well, hey, I guess it's Jumanji Jake again.

02:06:03.000 Say hi, everybody.

02:06:05.000 Hey, Jumanji Jake!

02:06:07.000 Hey, Jake.

02:06:07.000 I brought you a gift, by the way.

02:06:09.000 Yeah.

02:06:09.000 Really?

02:06:10.000 I bet it's a bear.

02:06:11.000 What?

02:06:12.000 A bear?

02:06:12.000 There's no way that Jumanji Jake in the last 20 minutes or hour, whatever it was, went out, hunted, killed a deadly bear and got it stuffed in a way that's presentable to me.

02:06:21.000 You don't know.

02:06:21.000 Maybe.

02:06:24.000 Bring in the gift.

02:06:25.000 Bring in the gift.

02:06:27.000 I can't imagine.

02:06:28.000 You about done yourself!

02:06:35.000 Are you serious?

02:06:39.000 How'd you bag this one? 0.99

02:06:40.000 Same way I kill all my crew, my trusty watchtower rifle. 0.82

02:06:43.000 You took that thing down with a 5.56?

02:06:44.000 Well, actually, I killed it with my car, but this was with me, and, you know, it put us both out of our misery, so... Well, it still looks like it's in great condition, so send the taxidermist my regards.

02:06:56.000 No problem.

02:06:56.000 Thank you, Jake.

02:06:57.000 Gotcha.

02:06:58.000 Oh, thank you very much.

02:06:59.000 Okay, well, you can keep it there.

02:07:00.000 It's fine.

02:07:00.000 Yeah, that's fine.

02:07:01.000 Wherever you want it.

02:07:01.000 Right there.

02:07:02.000 Just so we can see it in the show.

02:07:03.000 Yeah, it's very intimidating.

02:07:04.000 I like it.

02:07:05.000 Yes.

02:07:06.000 By the way... That is in the show.

02:07:06.000 Oh, wow.

02:07:09.000 That's a bear in the middle of the room. 0.88

02:07:10.000 I'm getting horny.

02:07:13.000 What am I supposed to do with this thing?

02:07:15.000 I don't know.

02:07:18.000 Play with your kids?

02:07:20.000 Sell it?

02:07:20.000 Buy some beer?

02:07:21.000 I don't know.

02:07:21.000 Okay, works for me.

02:07:22.000 Watchtowerfirearms.com slash Crowder.

02:07:24.000 And if you use the promo code MugClub, you get $100 off the custom MugClub rifle and $10 off of accessories along with free shipping.

02:07:31.000 That's Watchtowerfirearms.com slash Crowder.

02:07:33.000 It's an American firearms company.

02:07:35.000 A lot of places claim they're American, but really they just have a facility in the states and they send your

02:07:39.000 money to countries who hate your second amendment and Boy, they're gonna get one of these I got a 1911

02:07:44.000 It's got a lot of cult parts in it, but it's made in the Philippines. Oh boy nice gun

02:07:48.000 But I want an American-made gun yeah, Philippine ladies. Oh, they're nothing to scoff at well. They're not ladies, but I 1.00

02:07:54.000 Also, I also just got a walter so Depends on who you ask. 0.99

02:07:59.000 The only problem is with this bear is I can't see Lawrence O'Donnell's stupid punim. 0.98

02:08:03.000 Oh, we'll move it. 0.99

02:08:04.000 Don't, don't.

02:08:05.000 No, no.

02:08:06.000 Stephen, he gets down and dirty.

02:08:08.000 He doesn't want anybody doing his dirty work for him.

02:08:13.000 Yes.

02:08:14.000 Yeah, that was a real bear.

02:08:15.000 Nice.

02:08:20.000 Well, that's maybe a good thing.

02:08:22.000 But you're looking at a bear.

02:08:23.000 You know what?

02:08:23.000 Hold on a second.

02:08:24.000 I think you can push it back over there.

02:08:24.000 Barreled.

02:08:26.000 Did you really just do that?

02:08:26.000 Barreled?

02:08:27.000 I did.

02:08:28.000 Oh boy.

02:08:28.000 Hey, I believe in the right to bear arms.

02:08:31.000 Okay, kick me off the show.

02:08:33.000 By the way, it's not $10 off accessories.

02:08:35.000 It's 10% off accessories, which could be more than $10 just to make sure.

02:08:39.000 Hey, I have an idea.

02:08:40.000 I have an idea.

02:08:40.000 What?

02:08:41.000 Tim, can we call Alex Jones on his phone?

02:08:45.000 Is there a way to do that for us?

02:08:46.000 Just call him on his phone?

02:08:47.000 We need to call him on his phone!

02:08:48.000 That'd be cool, yeah.

02:08:48.000 Like, if it goes to voicemail, so if he, A, his phone died, B, he fell asleep, we should leave him a voicemail.

02:08:54.000 He gets a second wind right about now, I think.

02:08:56.000 Yeah, he usually does.

02:08:57.000 That's when I get all of his... No, but maybe he'll answer!

02:08:58.000 I get all of his voice texts, where he records them.

02:09:01.000 Yeah, it's like three minutes, and you're like, what in the world?

02:09:03.000 And he gives you, like, a recipe for making the best scrambled eggs you've ever had, and also says, hey, I need to talk to you.

02:09:07.000 Like, look, I got this, this FBI informer, he was talking to the CIA informer, but they were trying to take me down.

02:09:12.000 And, uh, I've known him for a long time, it just confirmed what I knew, but...

02:09:15.000 I need to learn how to make a western omelette, because what's happening, I've been doing egg whites out of the, I guess it's out of the carton, but really you gotta have whole eggs.

02:09:22.000 I have chickens out in the backyard, but I've been slacking and picking up the eggs, so.

02:09:27.000 I've just been using egg whites and the whole thing runs.

02:09:30.000 I don't know, I had a chef do an omelette bar, but he looked pretty funny.

02:09:34.000 It's just, it's like one rabbit hole after the other.

02:09:37.000 And I believe every word of it.

02:09:39.000 I'm like, 100%, that's a real story.

02:09:40.000 The way he tells it, you're like, yeah, this is his life, yeah.

02:09:43.000 Anyway, I also got a good line on some actual practicing witches who, you know, I'll bring to your show. 0.99

02:09:48.000 I didn't even find them.

02:09:49.000 And, you know, it's a big myth that the witch trials were made up.

02:09:52.000 There actually were witches that were practicing, and I just used that to throw you off the scent, but... We should get some witches on this show. 0.98

02:09:58.000 I'll bait them in with a few egg white omelets.

02:10:02.000 Only 382 more subs to go, ladies and gentlemen. 0.82

02:10:05.000 Can you hear more?

02:10:09.000 Yes, we're holding out.

02:10:09.000 2982.

02:10:10.000 2982, the number of grants.

02:10:12.000 I don't know how long we have to wait until we get the refills.

02:10:15.000 No, they asked us right now if we wanted them.

02:10:17.000 Yeah, I said it live on air.

02:10:20.000 There's not a whole lot going on in the news right now as far as the live fact checking.

02:10:25.000 No, I mean, but we can watch CNN for a minute if you want.

02:10:27.000 Well, I would be doing that.

02:10:28.000 That's a pretty slow news game.

02:10:29.000 Maybe we should comment and see what we should watch.

02:10:32.000 Yeah, you know what, guys?

02:10:33.000 We do have some segments that we prepared based on what was going on in the news today.

02:10:37.000 Let me go through foreign policy as far as what's at stake.

02:10:40.000 Let me give you the news.

02:10:40.000 I'm going to the restroom really quickly.

02:10:42.000 Oh, my boy.

02:10:42.000 You know, it doesn't necessarily require on the bottom top of the hour news break that he's going to take a tinkle.

02:10:49.000 Well, I've heard I have it on good authority that he has a prostate the size of a grapefruit, and, you know, we all do at a certain age.

02:10:55.000 It's kind of like, you don't realize when you go to take a pee, you get older, you have pee in reserve, and it just decides to make an appearance after you've left the bathroom.

02:11:04.000 So I have to wear a pad.

02:11:05.000 How old is Alex?

02:11:07.000 You know, it's one of those things where I think they'll only find out when I die, they cut me open and count my rings.

02:11:11.000 I don't know if it's carbon dating, they moved to selenium dating, but it's all satanic.

02:11:20.000 That's about pretty much exactly the voicemail that I get from Alex Jones.

02:11:23.000 Yeah, and I love it.

02:11:25.000 It's a good thing.

02:11:26.000 It's real.

02:11:26.000 It's really him.

02:11:27.000 No phony.

02:11:27.000 So let's look at just foreign policy here when you look at this election.

02:11:31.000 Alex Jones' foreign policy?

02:11:32.000 Well, you look at foreign policy, but, you know, it's what I was saying.

02:11:35.000 He's doing it to himself.

02:11:36.000 Roger Stone told me about this a long time ago, and the International Clockwork Elves told me about what was happening with Putin in the Ukraine.

02:11:45.000 And I'm not a fan of Putin, right? 0.97

02:11:46.000 He's a stooge, but it's also corrupt. 0.98

02:11:49.000 It's corrupt all across the board, and I gotta get some Flomax, Jesus. 0.96

02:11:52.000 I don't know. 0.78

02:11:54.000 So, Russia?

02:11:56.000 Yeah, back to Russia.

02:11:57.000 You know, everyone thinks it's all like Rocky IV, but they don't have the money for the equipment to have that kind of PSI.

02:12:03.000 Measuring accompaniments for boxers.

02:12:06.000 Really, if anything, the rules would be reversed.

02:12:07.000 But back to Putin, or Ukraine, Zelensky, you know. 0.99

02:12:11.000 He's a closet homosexual. 0.99

02:12:12.000 He's done it out in the open. 1.00

02:12:13.000 Plays the piano with his penis. 1.00

02:12:15.000 And, uh, for some reason we're supposed to be saying goodnight. 1.00

02:12:17.000 How would you possibly know that, Alex?

02:12:18.000 I saw it on video.

02:12:20.000 And, uh, I played with him one time.

02:12:21.000 I'm not proud of it.

02:12:22.000 Uh, told him myself.

02:12:22.000 It was a karaoke.

02:12:25.000 And, uh, next thing you know I'm in the New York Post.

02:12:27.000 People harass me in Hawaii and... I gotta stop smoking, I'll tell you.

02:12:32.000 How's your throat doing, Stephen?

02:12:34.000 I'm not gonna lie to you, it's not doing great, but... I think it has something to do with the altitude.

02:12:39.000 I spent some time in the mountains there in Kauai, I did the Walea River kayak, but someone tried to pull me under, I think it was a swamp thing, can't confirm it, but I'm pretty sure... Swamp thing.

02:12:48.000 Locals told me about it, and they said, the swamp thing has been taking out people for decades, and if you talk about it, there is controlled opposition, and the frogs are gay. 0.99

02:13:00.000 So, foreign policy as it relates to Russia.

02:13:02.000 I don't know if you remember this, there was Code Pink was a big thing when George W. Bush was president, and then Barack Obama that kind of disappeared.

02:13:09.000 What are all the anti-war activists just giving credit to the fact that Donald Trump didn't start any new wars?

02:13:14.000 We'll make all these references publicly available.

02:13:16.000 Let's compare that directly to former Vice President Biden, right?

02:13:20.000 What happened under his watch in February 2022?

02:13:22.000 Well, okay, wait, Ukraine was invaded.

02:13:26.000 The money committed was $135 billion in direct funding here from the United States.

02:13:31.000 Also, let's note that Russia invaded Crimea in 2014.

02:13:34.000 I don't think that Donald Trump was president.

02:13:35.000 So again, we go back to the eight years of Barack Obama.

02:13:37.000 There was a nice break.

02:13:38.000 There was a nice break.

02:13:39.000 Between Putin and malarkey.

02:13:42.000 And that's what they did back then.

02:13:43.000 They said, you're going to have World War III.

02:13:44.000 You're going to have World War III if Donald Trump becomes president.

02:13:47.000 And we had more peace.

02:13:50.000 Objectively, that's just kind of irrefutable.

02:13:53.000 The Middle East Accords? 0.96

02:13:54.000 What are they called?

02:13:55.000 Yeah, the Abraham Accords. 0.99

02:13:57.000 When we're talking about the Middle East, the Abraham Accords, they were overseen by President Donald Trump then.

02:14:01.000 And this is where multiple countries basically reached peace, normalization with Israel.

02:14:05.000 You had Bahrain, you had the UAE.

02:14:07.000 You also even had the Saudis moving towards normalizing relations with Israel, which I didn't think we were going to see in our lifetime.

02:14:13.000 And I wonder how many of these students protesting know about this?

02:14:17.000 Yep.

02:14:17.000 They don't even know why they're protesting.

02:14:21.000 They don't.

02:14:21.000 They really don't.

02:14:22.000 I've seen the interviews. 1.00

02:14:24.000 We should be out there interviewing these stupid people. 1.00

02:14:26.000 Hold on a second. 1.00

02:14:26.000 Justice Kagan is saying some bullshit. 1.00

02:14:29.000 Let's read. 0.99

02:14:30.000 She said the framers did not put an immunity clause into the Constitution.

02:14:32.000 They knew how to.

02:14:33.000 There were There were immunity clauses in some state constitutions, they knew how to give legislative immunity, they didn't provide immunity to the president, and you know, not so surprisingly, they were reacting against a monarch who claimed to be above the law.

02:14:43.000 It wasn't the whole point that the president was not a monarch and the president was not supposed to be above the law.

02:14:47.000 Alright, so if there's no immunity, former President Obama, those unmanned drone strikes against civilians, you never see the light of day again!

02:14:56.000 About that.

02:14:57.000 No presidential immunity?

02:14:58.000 George W. Bush, you're in prison for life!

02:15:00.000 I mean, every president, right?

02:15:02.000 No presidential immunity?

02:15:03.000 Hey, I'm sorry, former Vice President Biden.

02:15:05.000 I don't know if you know about the Afghanistan withdrawal, but a lot of people died under your watch and you went against the advice of commanders, so sorry!

02:15:13.000 You now get to see the sun from your prison rec time at 18 minutes a day.

02:15:18.000 Of course, there needs to be some form of immunity for a president making wartime decisions.

02:15:22.000 That's always been the case.

02:15:24.000 They'll say this.

02:15:24.000 They'll say, well, this wasn't necessarily put in the Constitution.

02:15:26.000 Okay, but why is there precedent?

02:15:29.000 The Supreme Court Justice Kagan knows better.

02:15:31.000 Why have they not put a president behind bars for something that has always been a misdemeanor?

02:15:39.000 It's also not the same crime.

02:15:41.000 It's not a war crime he's being tried for.

02:15:46.000 I didn't mean to do this to you.

02:15:50.000 I didn't mean to get you going.

02:15:51.000 Dude, right?

02:15:52.000 That accidentally was a soft D. I didn't mean to do that.

02:15:57.000 But like, dude, seriously.

02:15:59.000 Dude, seriously, right? 0.99

02:16:00.000 All I'm saying is, okay, so if he paid money to a fucking bank, right? 0.98

02:16:05.000 And they were happy to pay him back, they wanted more loans! 0.99

02:16:08.000 Dude!

02:16:09.000 And then you have people... You said it, and I thought that... Shut the fuck up! 1.00

02:16:15.000 I'm not saying, I'm not saying that you don't have people, right, who put their money in some Swiss bank account, trying to avoid the tax man, right? 1.00

02:16:23.000 They look around first, but this shit? 1.00

02:16:26.000 Come on! 1.00

02:16:27.000 Come on, dude!

02:16:28.000 Nothing but a hard D's for me from now on.

02:16:31.000 Dude!

02:16:32.000 Dude!

02:16:33.000 But if he had started Eddie, if he had done anything war-like, There's that, there's that war crime indictment right there.

02:16:41.000 I know.

02:16:41.000 They don't even have a serious, like that's the thing is like, he's, what do you think if he died on 91?

02:16:46.000 Like, were any of them murder or like... Yeah. 1.00

02:16:49.000 Something fucking crazy, like a war, like what are you talking, he's a fucking ugly chick, said he touched her, and then some fucking porn star said he fucked her, then he didn't, and then she said he did, and then she said he didn't, then she got paid for hush money, she won't shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:17:08.000 You're supposed to hush! 1.00

02:17:10.000 You're supposed to hush! 1.00

02:17:10.000 It's null and void now! 1.00

02:17:12.000 Yeah, he should get that money back at least! 1.00

02:17:14.000 Dude, you're a porn star who had sex with someone for money? 0.99

02:17:17.000 I'm supposed to be mad about that? 1.00

02:17:19.000 Right?

02:17:19.000 That's what you do!

02:17:21.000 Right?

02:17:21.000 Hush money, yeah, he's married!

02:17:23.000 I'm not saying there aren't monsters who go around killing hookers, right? 1.00

02:17:26.000 And Crenshaw, some shit. 1.00

02:17:28.000 Just saying! 1.00

02:17:31.000 Stormy Daniels, I'm supposed to be shocked!

02:17:33.000 Uh-oh.

02:17:34.000 Like every consensual... What?

02:17:36.000 The impression's too good.

02:17:37.000 I heard the special three times.

02:17:38.000 That's a ding.

02:17:39.000 Oh.

02:17:40.000 What'd you do, Stormy Daniels?

02:17:40.000 What happened?

02:17:41.000 Oh! 0.60

02:17:43.000 Yeah, hey, hey, hey!

02:17:43.000 Oh!

02:17:44.000 You should've said it first!

02:17:46.000 Alright.

02:17:48.000 Fine!

02:17:48.000 I guess I'll drink, right?

02:17:49.000 I have an idea, I have an idea.

02:17:50.000 Here, hear me out.

02:17:51.000 Hear me out, hear me out!

02:17:52.000 Look, we're a couple hundred away from our next target.

02:17:56.000 2982, the number of grams of cocaine.

02:17:58.000 They were seized at Hunter Biden's company.

02:17:59.000 Cocaine!

02:18:00.000 Hunter Biden! 1.00

02:18:01.000 Son of a bitch! 1.00

02:18:01.000 What? 1.00

02:18:04.000 Wait, is that true?

02:18:05.000 Yes!

02:18:05.000 That's a lot of grams.

02:18:06.000 How many grams?

02:18:09.000 Coke!

02:18:11.000 How many grams?

02:18:12.000 2,982 grams.

02:18:13.000 It doesn't sound as cool when you say almost 3 kilograms.

02:18:17.000 Sign up right now, Trump. 0.99

02:18:18.000 The metric system sucks. 0.99

02:18:19.000 Listen, Trump 47. 0.96

02:18:21.000 Click the link in the description.

02:18:22.000 You get Mug Club for $47.

02:18:24.000 And when we hit this next target, Stephen's going to take out his phone and he's going to call Alex Jones Live on air.

02:18:31.000 Because that's how we're going to do this.

02:18:33.000 We're not going to use Skype.

02:18:34.000 You can turn the screen away so people can't see his phone.

02:18:36.000 But then we're going to call him and see if we can leave him a voicemail or maybe even more hilariously get him to answer the phone.

02:18:42.000 Okay, we'll take this and chat a poll.

02:18:43.000 Who do you want me to call Alex Jones?

02:18:46.000 Who should call Alex Jones?

02:18:47.000 I think Alex Jones should call Alex Jones.

02:18:49.000 It could be Bill Burr calls Alex Jones.

02:18:50.000 He doesn't have my number.

02:18:51.000 It could be Sam Elliott.

02:18:52.000 It could be Richard Reier.

02:18:54.000 It could be Bill Cosby.

02:18:57.000 Nah, he's never going to believe Bill Cosby.

02:18:59.000 That's true.

02:18:59.000 That's a fair point.

02:19:01.000 Um, how about Trump?

02:19:03.000 No, Alex Jones.

02:19:06.000 I don't know.

02:19:07.000 I feel like he, I feel like he would know.

02:19:09.000 Or Bill Burr.

02:19:11.000 Bill Burr, I don't know.

02:19:12.000 Yeah, maybe Trump.

02:19:13.000 Listen, it's a moot point unless you guys get us there.

02:19:13.000 Maybe Trump.

02:19:15.000 Trump 47, let's go!

02:19:16.000 Call him as RFK.

02:19:18.000 Hold on.

02:19:19.000 And by the way, just... Oh, don't do that.

02:19:21.000 He'll be like, I can't... Stephen, I can't listen to this.

02:19:21.000 He'll hang up.

02:19:24.000 I'm sorry.

02:19:25.000 I know it's you, but I gotta go.

02:19:27.000 Oh, God.

02:19:28.000 Well, Alex, I'm telling you about, you've been ahead of the curve.

02:19:35.000 I'm sorry!

02:19:36.000 I'm sorry, RFK.

02:19:37.000 I can't understand what you're saying.

02:19:39.000 Just call Alex Jones as Alex Jones.

02:19:42.000 Oh, that's funny.

02:19:44.000 That's funny.

02:19:45.000 He'd like that.

02:19:46.000 Alex Jones gets called as Alex Jones.

02:19:48.000 He'd like that.

02:19:49.000 It's flattering.

02:19:50.000 That'd be hilarious.

02:19:50.000 He'd like it.

02:19:51.000 My phone is in my office.

02:19:52.000 We'll get it.

02:19:53.000 So somebody bring us Stephen's phone so that we'll have it ready as soon as we hit this.

02:19:57.000 Trump 47, you know you want to hear this.

02:19:59.000 Really quickly before we do that, Biden actually went on the Smart List podcast I guess tonight.

02:20:05.000 Aptly named.

02:20:05.000 What is that?

02:20:06.000 And said he is losing to Trump because of...

02:20:09.000 Disinformation.

02:20:11.000 I thought he was going to say the Jews.

02:20:12.000 Disinformation, which is what we get accused of.

02:20:15.000 That's kind of true because of the whole faking disinformation and censoring speech.

02:20:21.000 It's playing against him.

02:20:23.000 I think we should listen to what the former vice president has to say.

02:20:28.000 How is it even necessary to have half a president campaigning against the other guy?

02:20:34.000 It is shocking to me that it takes the amount of effort to be competitive against someone who just, in my opinion, is just running for the wrong thing.

02:20:49.000 Well, a lot's changed.

02:20:50.000 A lot's changed in how you communicate, a lot's changed in information, and so much disinformation out there.

02:20:55.000 And, uh, you know, it's, uh, it's really, uh, and it's hard to communicate, even today, when you do accomplish something.

02:21:04.000 Let's go back to the beginning.

02:21:05.000 That's why he hasn't called his granddaughter.

02:21:06.000 I want to hear what Jason Bateman, I want to play what he says again, and then I will repeat it to you.

02:21:12.000 Do it.

02:21:12.000 With context.

02:21:13.000 Play it again, what Jason Bateman says, where it's, come again, stupid? 1.00

02:21:18.000 How is it even necessary to have half a president campaigning against the other guy? 1.00

02:21:24.000 It is shocking to me that it takes the amount of effort to be competitive against someone who just... 0.81

02:21:34.000 Do you mean the amount of effort that pumps your shitty podcast that no one wants to listen to to the top of the App Store and Spotify?

02:21:40.000 Do you mean the amount of effort in billions of dollars in free advertising that you get on ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, all in the New York Times, on the Hill, Washington Post? 0.70

02:21:54.000 Do you mean all the free advertising?

02:21:57.000 How much effort is required to be competitive when you quite literally have Alphabet, Google, Amazon, Spotify, at that point, Meta, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, remove negative stories about your son that directly implicate the former vice president of the United States.

02:22:12.000 Do you mean the kind of competitive edge that you may have and actively calling upon these big tech platforms to remove points of view that they don't, and not just Donald Trump, by the way, who's been banned, which is Also something that's incredibly disconcerting, but once they removed Donald Trump, they of course not only had yours truly suspended, but requested that Joe Rogan have episodes removed, which by the way Spotify did.

02:22:30.000 What kind of a competitive edge?

02:22:32.000 Just change not only the 5-to-1 funding that you get from the Democrats, which by the way largely comes from non-profits and unions who Get to extract them from their members and them have no say in it whatsoever, even if they're in a state that should technically be right to work.

02:22:44.000 You have an advantage of 5 to 1 spending, and if you actually take into account the free media advertising that you get, we've watched it tonight, have you seen anything on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, have you seen anything positive toward Donald Trump?

02:22:56.000 You complain about an unfair, no, the fact is, you are starting with a handicap that is unprecedented.

02:23:03.000 In any election, outside of actual dictatorships, outside of actual fascist dictatorships.

02:23:08.000 Think about this for a second.

02:23:11.000 Pinochet didn't have the kind of advantage, when up for re-election, that Joe Biden actually has.

02:23:17.000 Pravda couldn't help someone who was a fascist oligarchist better, more effectively, than the media entertainment industrial complex.

02:23:25.000 Right there, Jason Bateman and Will Arnett, who have been on set their entire lives, I guarantee you, on the set of Arrested Development, I guarantee you, on the set of his shitty little films with Jennifer Aniston, not one person said, hey, you know what you're about to say, hey, I disagree with it, And say, huh?

02:23:41.000 One person ever, and I bet you he was probably pretty polite about it, Vince Vaughn, would be the only person who Jason Bateman has ever faced in the last, I don't know, three decades of his life with a differing point of view.

02:23:41.000 What?

02:23:41.000 No.

02:23:51.000 When he sits there and says, why, with this effort to even campaign, just half a president.

02:23:56.000 Okay, you know what?

02:23:57.000 I'll grant you that.

02:23:57.000 Half a president.

02:23:58.000 Because he's not really all there, he's half there, former Vice President Joe Biden.

02:24:01.000 It doesn't change the fact that every single dollar that could be put on a ledger of free advertising has gone directly to Joe Biden and the DNC.

02:24:11.000 The fact that, you're right, we're saying the same thing, it shouldn't even be close.

02:24:17.000 If you were to equalize that, if you were to level the playing field, guess what?

02:24:22.000 You lose every single time.

02:24:23.000 I'm amazed that Republicans... How in the hell is Donald Trump winning with Gen Z and Millennials according to PBS?

02:24:33.000 He's not able to speak to them directly.

02:24:35.000 He's bogged down with sham trials.

02:24:37.000 The guy can't even get out except for one day a week.

02:24:40.000 And he's winning with Hispanics!

02:24:42.000 Think about that for a second.

02:24:43.000 Yes, I'm asking the same.

02:24:44.000 That must mean that your policies are so god-awful, and are so wholeheartedly rejected by the American public, that in spite of the fact that you and your Hollywood elite podcasting buddies, who suck, by the way, at hosting, and no one wants to listen to you... And have no character.

02:25:01.000 And have one character, if not for tens of millions of dollars in free advertising, that you would never, and your people, would never win an election again.

02:25:09.000 Just look at the White House Correspondents' Dinner.

02:25:12.000 Every single person there was bending over for Joe Biden saying, I don't know, there's nothing funny.

02:25:16.000 Every single person in your industry, every single anchor, every single host, every single major news outlet has been carrying the water for this corpse of a former vice president.

02:25:31.000 The only reason that it's close, the only reason that Donald Trump is winning, is because of how- there's nothing- let's just add this up.

02:25:38.000 What would Donald Trump ha- who wants him to be president?

02:26:06.000 He doesn't have anyone in big tech.

02:26:08.000 He's been removed from Facebook, from Instagram.

02:26:10.000 He was removed from Twitter.

02:26:13.000 Why?

02:26:14.000 Why?

02:26:15.000 It shouldn't even be close.

02:26:16.000 What does he have?

02:26:17.000 You have all of these things, okay?

02:26:18.000 The entertainment industry, all of media, all of big tech, all of DC, the think tanks.

02:26:24.000 He has one thing.

02:26:26.000 Only one.

02:26:26.000 One.

02:26:28.000 Results that are better than yours.

02:26:30.000 Doesn't have a way to amplify it.

02:26:32.000 It's in spite of everything you have.

02:26:34.000 And these guys sit there and go, oh my god, I can't believe it.

02:26:38.000 We have to pull some more corruption.

02:26:40.000 We have to stack the deck in our favor more.

02:26:42.000 It's not enough.

02:26:43.000 This is why they're beside themselves.

02:26:43.000 What else?

02:26:45.000 What else do they do?

02:26:47.000 What else can they possibly do?

02:26:50.000 We can't enlist any more media. 0.99

02:26:52.000 Let's bitch about Fox News. 0.96

02:26:54.000 Let's make sure that Louder With Crowder is removed from YouTube. 0.88

02:26:57.000 And then ban Rumble.

02:27:00.000 Try and ban Rumble if they still speak there.

02:27:03.000 There's no other trick left to pull.

02:27:06.000 It couldn't be more clear.

02:27:08.000 They can't believe that it's competitive?

02:27:10.000 I can't believe that it's competitive.

02:27:13.000 But here's my position.

02:27:16.000 If you just even the playing field, meaning, if we just went ABC, CBS, and just NBC had to be balanced.

02:27:22.000 If we said CNN, MSNBC, CNBC, you know what?

02:27:25.000 Instead of Fox News, let's make two networks.

02:27:28.000 You know what?

02:27:28.000 You guys get Google and YouTube and we get to have equal airtime on Meta, Facebook, and Instagram, and TikTok.

02:27:35.000 Let's make, if we make all that neutral, it's not even close.

02:27:35.000 How about that?

02:27:39.000 Let's just give you a two-to-one advantage.

02:27:42.000 We're saying the same thing.

02:27:44.000 I cannot believe that not only is it competitive, that if the election were held today, it is a walk-off.

02:27:49.000 And he's saying, I can't believe that it's competitive.

02:27:51.000 What does it take?

02:27:52.000 I don't know.

02:27:53.000 Straight-out election thievery, I guess.

02:27:56.000 You have my phone?

02:27:57.000 It's gonna happen.

02:27:57.000 Is that what's going on?

02:27:58.000 These people are so disconnected, man.

02:28:00.000 The elite is so disconnected from, you know, regular everyday Americans.

02:28:04.000 Middle class down. 0.82

02:28:05.000 I know.

02:28:07.000 And especially with, you were talking about, I don't want to interrupt you because I know you're getting to a point, but you were saying the Hispanic voters and such, what's this?

02:28:15.000 Well, they're not paying attention to that. 0.99

02:28:16.000 They don't give a fuck about DC. 0.99

02:28:17.000 Right. 1.00

02:28:18.000 They don't give a shit about what celebrities think. 0.99

02:28:20.000 No, absolutely right. 0.98

02:28:21.000 You're talking about people who are either children of, or people who are currently, You know, first, second generation, whatever it is, working their ass off, trying to build their own generational wealth in their family, trying to own property.

02:28:33.000 The American dream, dude.

02:28:35.000 It's still alive in so many people, especially in immigrants, for crying out loud.

02:28:38.000 They came here for a reason.

02:28:39.000 You know what my dream is?

02:28:40.000 Air conditioning.

02:28:40.000 Is it just me, or is it hot in here?

02:28:41.000 It is a little bit warmer.

02:28:43.000 Can you check that test?

02:28:44.000 We're drinking, too.

02:28:45.000 That's also why I wore a short-sleeved shirt.

02:28:48.000 So by the way, we are less than a hundred people away from you having to call Alex Jones live on your cell phone.

02:28:57.000 Is that on the 2982?

02:28:58.000 It's 2982.

02:28:59.000 We are so close.

02:29:00.000 And again, the Trump 47, that's the promo code.

02:29:03.000 Just click the link in the description.

02:29:04.000 We're extending it. 1.00

02:29:05.000 Son of a bitch. 1.00

02:29:06.000 We're extending it. 1.00

02:29:09.000 No more regrets for Stephen.

02:29:11.000 Don't say that.

02:29:12.000 4700 funds everything.

02:29:12.000 Come on.

02:29:15.000 I'm a, I'm a, I'm an encourager.

02:29:17.000 What's it called?

02:29:18.000 I'm an instigator.

02:29:18.000 Instigator.

02:29:19.000 Gaslighter.

02:29:19.000 You're an enabler.

02:29:20.000 I'm an enabler and a gaslighter.

02:29:21.000 You know what?

02:29:22.000 And you can't tell me anything differently.

02:29:23.000 You're wrong.

02:29:24.000 Yep.

02:29:24.000 I'm right.

02:29:25.000 I mean, it actually feels, it feels, it feels kind of fine to me.

02:29:25.000 I believe that's correct.

02:29:34.000 I'm not really sure what's going on here.

02:29:37.000 It's a little bit of the drinking, a little bit of the flannel.

02:29:42.000 You went on quite the rant just a second ago.

02:29:46.000 Is it me?

02:29:48.000 It shouldn't even be close.

02:29:49.000 No, he goes on that podcast and basically is starting to blame disinformation for him not doing well.

02:29:55.000 No, your record is why you're not doing well.

02:29:57.000 We're swinging a weighted bat, basically, trying to play the same game that you guys are, and it doesn't even make any sense.

02:30:04.000 Like, it's not even rigged enough.

02:30:07.000 Let me ask you this.

02:30:08.000 Jason Bateman.

02:30:09.000 And by the way, this is his thing, and he's a great actor, but this is his thing.

02:30:11.000 Any time... This is Jason Bateman.

02:30:13.000 You want to know any Jason Bateman movie or role?

02:30:14.000 He goes... 25 more subs until we get it!

02:30:17.000 Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

02:30:18.000 25 more.

02:30:20.000 Uh, looks like Donald Trump's gonna win the election, so let's put a cap on that.

02:30:25.000 Okay?

02:30:27.000 He has one character.

02:30:28.000 I like, I like watching him.

02:30:30.000 He does a great job.

02:30:31.000 But some of these actors, they only have like one...

02:30:34.000 Well, I mean, I can't get enough of it, obviously, but he'll only do one character, and Will Arnett's not too far off from that, too.

02:30:39.000 Do you think that Will Arnett and Jason Bateman, do you think that they would have a chip in their brain to understand being suspended or removed from YouTube or any big tech platform?

02:30:46.000 No, come on. 0.85

02:30:47.000 They've never, these guys are rebels?

02:30:49.000 Great, they go to the Hollywood parties?

02:30:50.000 Yeah, they get it.

02:30:51.000 They're the man.

02:30:52.000 In Hollywood, they have the big five, right?

02:30:54.000 The big five agencies?

02:30:55.000 Right.

02:30:55.000 It's like if you do something silly, I mean, I've seen it with comics, you do something silly, And then boom, everyone, look at, I mean, I want to call him out because I think he's a good guy or whatever, but kind of, Carlos Monsilla, it happened to him, he got blacklisted by everybody.

02:31:07.000 Right.

02:31:07.000 After Rogan called him out, it happens.

02:31:09.000 Yeah.

02:31:09.000 People, it happens, I'm not going to name everybody.

02:31:11.000 I mean, I mean, being censored.

02:31:13.000 In other words, they have a podcast.

02:31:14.000 Being censored, right.

02:31:15.000 They live in a very different world than we do.

02:31:17.000 There is zero risk, zero threat of Jason Bateman of Willamette, who are having the former Vice President Joe Biden on their show.

02:31:25.000 There is zero risk of them ever running afoul of the most powerful people in the world.

02:31:30.000 You do have to ask yourself this.

02:31:31.000 Why is it that only the most poor, the people who don't pay anything in income taxes and federal income taxes, support Democrats, and the wealthiest of the wealthy The Bezoses, the Zuckerbergs, the Dorseys, the Susan Wojcicki's.

02:31:44.000 Why is it that those people always support Democrats?

02:31:48.000 You have people who are in the slums and Silicon Valley, and the people who are middle class, upper middle class, people who start businesses where you go, that's a $10 million business, and the business owner is maybe taking home, I don't know, $200,000 a year in a place like Manhattan, which of course, you know, is not quite what the president makes at $400,000.

02:32:04.000 But my point is, why is it all the middle class to upper middle class people who are Affluent but not crazy wealthy who built it themselves

02:32:11.000 where you're not talking about generational wealth. Why is it that those people always support?

02:32:15.000 conservatives Republicans And why is it the Jason Bateman that will Arnett?

02:32:20.000 And if you were to look at anyone in that show at Arrested Development or any of these?

02:32:25.000 Take your pick Parks and Rec Amy Poehler take outside of one person Chris Pratt who's relatively silent on politics

02:32:30.000 Why is it that all of them you got fucking line up with the most powerful people who have ever existed?

02:32:36.000 Lockstep where they don't even run the risk of not being invited to cocktail parties 0.97

02:32:40.000 Thank you.

02:32:42.000 At a certain point, don't you say, hey, hold on a second, if I'm going to speak truth to power, what happened to the whole idea of the proletariat, the idea of fighting back against the elite?

02:32:51.000 Jason Bateman, Will Arnett, I guarantee you, not only get invited to the White House Correspondence Center that you see, the Colin Josts, they get invited to the Eyes Wide Shut parties with big tech oligarchs.

02:33:02.000 There's no doubt about it.

02:33:03.000 They never have to fear missing an invitation in the mail.

02:33:06.000 And I bet they have a lot to say about Trump's hush money trial in New York City, but nothing to say about the guy they're about to work for again, Harvey Weinstein.

02:33:14.000 Nothing to say about that.

02:33:15.000 He's got free.

02:33:17.000 Look at, he's out, baby. 1.00

02:33:18.000 Give him a blowjob. 1.00

02:33:19.000 Get another movie! 1.00

02:33:20.000 Get another movie!

02:33:21.000 Put your chapstick on!

02:33:22.000 Get ready, Bateman!

02:33:24.000 Listen, it's time to bring on the Newsy boys, because we just hit the threshold, baby!

02:33:30.000 I told you!

02:33:32.000 2,982 new Mug Club subscribers, which is the official number that we have, according to the media, of grams of cocaine seized at Hunter Biden's compound.

02:33:42.000 Right.

02:33:42.000 That's so many grams!

02:33:43.000 That's so many grams.

02:33:44.000 That's so many grams!

02:33:45.000 We're getting into kilogram territory, so let's have... Geez, I'm trying to do the math.

02:33:48.000 The gram's like 80... Well, let's have the Newsies announce it first.

02:33:52.000 Wow, you froze.

02:33:54.000 Reboot?

02:33:54.000 I don't know.

02:33:55.000 80 times 29, 82.

02:33:56.000 People didn't think that that was an actual tier.

02:33:57.000 Newsies, what say you?

02:34:10.000 Extra!

02:34:10.000 Read all about it!

02:34:11.000 2,982 new subscribers for Mug Club!

02:34:14.000 Extra!

02:34:14.000 Read all about it!

02:34:15.000 Also, today's headline from The Guardian says, Wow!

02:34:18.000 I'm sure the drag is high on that! 0.90

02:34:23.000 I threw up in my mouth a little.

02:34:26.000 Extra!

02:34:27.000 Read all about it!

02:34:32.000 Also, drink, we just said cocaine, Hunter, like 54 times.

02:34:35.000 Oh, we did.

02:34:35.000 I'm about to say it again, so a second drink.

02:34:38.000 What is happening?

02:34:39.000 Hold on.

02:34:40.000 Also, we hit a goal, so you have to drink all of it.

02:34:42.000 Oh.

02:34:43.000 Oh, my.

02:34:43.000 Okay.

02:34:44.000 Okay.

02:34:45.000 Excellent.

02:34:45.000 I love that news.

02:34:46.000 So, at $80 per gram, 2,982 grams, that's $238,560.

02:34:47.000 A lot of coke.

02:34:47.000 $80 per gram, 2,982 grams.

02:34:52.000 That's $238,560.

02:34:55.000 It's probably a little cheaper if you buy in bulk.

02:34:59.000 I'm not, I don't know.

02:35:02.000 I'm sure there's like a discount or something.

02:35:06.000 Was it all for him?

02:35:07.000 No, come on. 0.85

02:35:08.000 He's got like chicks or whatever. 0.98

02:35:11.000 That's the drinking game rules.

02:35:12.000 Dad brother's wife, he's snorting lines off him.

02:35:14.000 Alright, I guess we have to finish the drink.

02:35:16.000 Can I drink half of it?

02:35:17.000 Yes, because you have to talk.

02:35:18.000 I have to land this plane.

02:35:20.000 Does he know that I'm going to be calling him?

02:35:22.000 No, of course not.

02:35:24.000 Pfft.

02:35:25.000 That would ruin the fun.

02:35:25.000 I mean, he should though.

02:35:26.000 Now, of course, if he picks up, you tell him immediately that he's live.

02:35:29.000 Of course.

02:35:30.000 Real quick, does his voicemail read his number?

02:35:32.000 Hmm.

02:35:34.000 Oh, interesting.

02:35:34.000 Wait, does it pick up?

02:35:35.000 Because they're getting it.

02:35:36.000 You want me to call him and find that out?

02:35:37.000 Yeah, I think we should find it out first.

02:35:39.000 Wait, what?

02:35:39.000 You know, the voicemail says, you've reached number.

02:35:42.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

02:35:43.000 Does it do that, or does his Alex give a greeting?

02:35:45.000 I'll hang up.

02:35:46.000 I'm sorry, but 619-423.

02:35:49.000 Well, you want to call and verify first?

02:35:50.000 Yeah, but we don't have a voicemail.

02:35:51.000 That'd be kind of fun.

02:35:53.000 No, I don't want to leave a voicemail.

02:35:54.000 I want to talk to the man.

02:35:56.000 I saw chat suggesting that you call him if he does pick up as Alex from the future.

02:36:01.000 That's funny.

02:36:01.000 We're clear.

02:36:02.000 We're clear?

02:36:03.000 Knocked my headphones off.

02:36:04.000 Alright, so it doesn't give his number?

02:36:05.000 No, it doesn't give his number.

02:36:06.000 If it does, hang up.

02:36:07.000 My phone was in Do Not Disturb and I just got six new texts and now I'm distracted.

02:36:10.000 Okay, so here's what we have to start with.

02:36:13.000 Alex, I'm a little sorry.

02:36:14.000 We were running a little late for your hit.

02:36:16.000 Because we were running a little bit late and that's maybe why we missed him.

02:36:16.000 But.

02:36:19.000 We love you, Alex.

02:36:22.000 You've reached the voicemail of Alex Jones. Please leave your name and number and I'll get back with you.

02:36:25.000 At the tone, please record your message.

02:36:28.000 Press 1 for more options.

02:36:33.000 and I'll see you guys in the next one. Bye.

02:36:35.000 Hey Alex, sorry that a lot of the crowd was late for your hit.

02:36:38.000 I know they're running late.

02:36:39.000 Donald Trump Jr.

02:36:40.000 just loves to hear himself talk.

02:36:43.000 But look...

02:36:45.000 This is me calling you from the future.

02:36:47.000 You know, look, I mean, I could Monday morning cornerback it, but we've all made good decisions.

02:36:51.000 We've made some bad decisions.

02:36:53.000 Obviously, you've made quite a few bad decisions, namely missing the Crowder Trump 47, the mega live stream.

02:36:59.000 I think it's one of those things that you'll have to live with yourself for making that mistake.

02:37:03.000 But at the end of the day, the truth is we don't have the budget for Delores.

02:37:07.000 The truth is we don't have the budget for Delores.

02:37:26.000 Overlords today.

02:37:27.000 So you were right.

02:37:28.000 The International Clockwork Elves. 0.95

02:37:28.000 People should have listened to you. 0.95

02:37:30.000 They actually have taken over half of Congress now.

02:37:32.000 It's kind of like the Whig Party, only they drink too much. 0.98

02:37:32.000 It's a new party. 0.98

02:37:37.000 So really, the government's in dysfunction.

02:37:37.000 They talk a lot.

02:37:40.000 And I will tell you this.

02:37:41.000 I wish that everybody listened to you.

02:37:42.000 Alex Jones was right.

02:37:43.000 And I think that you'll probably be on the election stream 2024 and doing more work there at Mug Club, which is really the one shining light because it's what keeps Skynet from falling.

02:37:52.000 Alright.

02:37:54.000 Sleep well, my sweet princes of Maine.

02:37:58.000 You kings of New England.

02:38:01.000 Love you, brother.

02:38:02.000 There you go.

02:38:04.000 He's gonna wake up and that'll be on his show tomorrow.

02:38:06.000 He's gonna be like, I knew it!

02:38:09.000 Was it princes of Maine, kings of New England?

02:38:11.000 I don't know what it was.

02:38:12.000 Cider House rule.

02:38:17.000 I don't know where we go from here.

02:38:19.000 I don't know where we go from here.

02:38:20.000 Top that.

02:38:21.000 That's hilarious.

02:38:21.000 We have a 7 plus 1.

02:38:22.000 Oh, that's right.

02:38:23.000 We have a 7 plus 1.

02:38:24.000 I think we have to check back in with, you know, Thomas.

02:38:27.000 Okay, before we go to a 7 plus 1, should we just keep 7 plus 1?

02:38:31.000 Are we going to Mug Club tonight or are we keeping everything?

02:38:33.000 I mean, maybe.

02:38:34.000 We'll see.

02:38:35.000 The night's early.

02:38:36.000 Let's take some chats.

02:38:36.000 Yeah, let's do it.

02:38:37.000 Hold on a second.

02:38:38.000 Where am I going?

02:38:39.000 Oh, that's right, I forgot.

02:38:40.000 Is he on the line?

02:38:41.000 Alright, for our on-the-ground correspondent for the Hush Money trial, let's go now live to... I don't know why we still... By the way, they told me that I wasn't shiny.

02:38:50.000 I'm clearly shiny.

02:38:51.000 You're a little shiny.

02:38:53.000 I look like a wetback at the Rio Grande. 0.98

02:38:54.000 Let's go!

02:38:56.000 I'm sorry!

02:38:58.000 ♪♪♪ ♪♪♪

02:39:02.000 ♪♪♪ Okay, Finnegan, looks like you're actually at the right

02:39:06.000 court.

02:39:06.000 Though I seriously doubt anyone else is there.

02:39:09.000 Hi, Stephen.

02:39:10.000 Hi.

02:39:11.000 What do you have for us tonight?

02:39:13.000 I was able to speak with two attorneys from Trump's legal team.

02:39:16.000 Finnegan, that is actually great work.

02:39:18.000 Dare I say I'm proud of you.

02:39:19.000 What did you find out?

02:39:21.000 Thank you, Stephen.

02:39:22.000 I was able to confirm that they do indeed also love hush puppies.

02:39:25.000 What?

02:39:26.000 You were supposed to ask them about Donald Trump.

02:39:28.000 God.

02:39:28.000 Tim, cut the feed and cut his per diem.

02:39:31.000 Trump likes them too.

02:39:32.000 No!

02:39:33.000 Hey, by the way, also what your Mug Club membership supports is of course Josh Firestein's first

02:39:47.000 comedy special, American.

02:39:48.000 It's available there on Mug Club.

02:39:49.000 Watch it now.

02:39:50.000 And you can go and watch it.

02:39:51.000 Yeah, watch it on Mug Club.

02:39:52.000 I've got a bunch of new subscribers.

02:39:54.000 I'm a stand-up comedian.

02:39:55.000 I don't have any dates right now, which is a good sign of how good I am, but...

02:39:58.000 I...

02:39:59.000 It's a good word.

02:40:00.000 Um...

02:40:00.000 I'm not sure if I'm gonna be able to get a date.

02:40:18.000 I was quoting my brother who has Down syndrome.

02:40:23.000 So, yeah, but they demonetize me. 0.59

02:40:25.000 So go watch it on Mug Club.

02:40:26.000 I've got a bunch of new subscribers here.

02:40:28.000 Enjoy it.

02:40:28.000 If you don't like it, just let it play all the way through.

02:40:31.000 And you can watch it now for less expensive, where it's Trump 47 for $47.

02:40:38.000 Mug Club now, I guess, through tomorrow midnight.

02:40:40.000 What, is something happening on No, no, so one of the reasons that we're doing this right now, look at that, Trump struggles to win over Nikki Haley voters.

02:40:47.000 This is a Democratic strategist that they have on right now.

02:40:49.000 Their plan is to go, Donald Trump is so bad that you guys have to vote for Joe Biden.

02:40:54.000 That's one of the reasons that we are doing this tonight, to make sure that everybody is behind Donald Trump, even if you are a Nikki Haley voter, DeSantis voter, a Vivek Ramaswamy, or maybe if there was, what was that guy, the governor from one of the Dakotas, I think?

02:41:06.000 What a name.

02:41:07.000 Burgum whatever it was very nice guy.

02:41:09.000 I can't track you.

02:41:10.000 Doug.

02:41:11.000 Doug.

02:41:12.000 Doug Burgum.

02:41:13.000 Yeah.

02:41:14.000 Doug.

02:41:15.000 It was Doug.

02:41:16.000 Mr.

02:41:17.000 Burgum.

02:41:18.000 What a name. 0.99

02:41:19.000 He's gay. 1.00

02:41:19.000 That's not a presidential name. 1.00

02:41:20.000 I don't know if he is.

02:41:21.000 Maybe.

02:41:22.000 Maybe a little bit.

02:41:23.000 They had two different intros.

02:41:24.000 He did that.

02:41:25.000 I didn't know that.

02:41:26.000 Yeah.

02:41:27.000 I don't remember which one was the first era. 0.84

02:41:27.000 I don't know if he's gay. 0.84

02:41:28.000 I don't know if he is.

02:41:29.000 Maybe.

02:41:30.000 Maybe a little bit.

02:41:31.000 They had two different intros.

02:41:32.000 He did that.

02:41:33.000 I didn't know that.

02:41:34.000 Yeah.

02:41:35.000 I don't know if he's gay.

02:41:35.000 I don't remember which one was the first era.

02:41:36.000 I don't know if he is.

02:41:37.000 Maybe.

02:41:38.000 Maybe a little bit.

02:41:39.000 They had two different intros.

02:41:40.000 He did that.

02:41:41.000 I didn't know that.

02:41:42.000 Yeah.

02:41:43.000 I don't remember which one was the first era.

02:41:43.000 which one was the first era.

02:41:44.000 No, but that's their whole strategy is to make sure that you guys don't vote for Donald Trump, right?

02:41:50.000 It's called a commercial.

02:41:51.000 I understand that.

02:41:51.000 But literally, that's what they were talking about.

02:41:51.000 Fine.

02:41:53.000 Right before we went to that screen, they had the Chiron down there said their strategy to win over Haley voters for Biden.

02:42:00.000 Yeah.

02:42:01.000 And that's the whole goal.

02:42:02.000 You mean Democrats?

02:42:03.000 Whatever, Democrats?

02:42:04.000 No, mostly Democrats.

02:42:06.000 Can I ask you something, Steven?

02:42:07.000 And Gerald too, I want to know.

02:42:09.000 Do you think, well you guys are much smarter than me, and I asked the host first, then the smart guy.

02:42:15.000 Do you think that these people believe what there's on CNN, MSNBC, all these celebrities, do you really think that they really, really want Joe Biden as their president?

02:42:27.000 I don't think they don't want Trump.

02:42:28.000 They don't want Trump.

02:42:29.000 They're embarrassed by Biden.

02:42:31.000 They're embarrassed by Biden.

02:42:32.000 They don't want Trump, though.

02:42:33.000 They would prefer anyone but Trump, but they definitely are embarrassed.

02:42:35.000 At some point, you got to.

02:42:37.000 Man, you got to you got to kind of back.

02:42:39.000 I wouldn't say put your you got to you got to let your pride come forward.

02:42:43.000 Right.

02:42:43.000 You got to be like, hey, this is this is I mean, no, that's what Biden does at the White House.

02:42:49.000 But I mean, at some point you got to go, hey. 0.98

02:42:52.000 I'm a Democrat through and through, but this sucks. 0.99

02:42:56.000 Yes! 0.99

02:42:59.000 They drank the Kool-Aid, it's way too hard for them to admit to it.

02:43:02.000 So listen, I heard a theory about this, and I tend to subscribe to this a little bit, but I do still think there is a way to replace Joe Biden later in the game so that there is really no race.

02:43:12.000 What did we bet?

02:43:12.000 You don't have to go into it.

02:43:13.000 We bet something substantial.

02:43:14.000 I don't remember what it was.

02:43:16.000 He's not going to be the nominee.

02:43:18.000 It's on video, we can find it.

02:43:19.000 I remember that day.

02:43:20.000 I don't think you're right because we don't record anything around here.

02:43:22.000 What I'm saying is that I think that this theory is a little bit true of the voters right now.

02:43:28.000 They have shifted gears into defending Biden and so they can't get out of that gear.

02:43:33.000 How could the... sorry, how could... I agree.

02:43:36.000 That's only half my theory, but go ahead.

02:43:38.000 Go ahead, I'm sorry. I've been drinking, I interrupted you.

02:43:40.000 No, that makes it funner.

02:43:42.000 I was gonna say, I don't understand the political world as much, and so I'm always quite curious.

02:43:49.000 If President Biden dies, you know, God forbid, then Kamala takes charge, right? 0.99

02:43:55.000 And then after Kamala, that's the Speaker of the House, yadda yadda.

02:43:58.000 How do they replace Biden without making it Kamala?

02:44:00.000 No, it's a candidate.

02:44:03.000 It doesn't matter who's vice president right now.

02:44:04.000 Well, he's saying during the election.

02:44:07.000 How does the DNC do this?

02:44:08.000 If Biden wins and he's still president, then it becomes Kamala.

02:44:12.000 And then she sleeps with half of Congress. 1.00

02:44:13.000 They can do it after the convention if they want, behind closed doors.

02:44:16.000 It doesn't really matter.

02:44:16.000 They have rules that they can do this.

02:44:18.000 So that's why I think that it actually will happen. 0.98

02:44:20.000 Although you know the people at convention, the superdelegates, they're going to convince Kamala that they do have that power and she's going to perform fellatio on them. 1.00

02:44:27.000 That's a lot of fellatio for a superdelegate. 0.99

02:44:30.000 Can Biden not still run, though? 0.96

02:44:32.000 No, no.

02:44:33.000 If he's not the nominee, you've got to get nominated at the convention.

02:44:36.000 I guess he could go as an independent, right?

02:44:39.000 No, that's not going to happen.

02:44:40.000 The Democrats really rig it with superdelegates.

02:44:42.000 They have a different system than Republicans do.

02:44:44.000 It's a lot of fun.

02:44:45.000 It's a coronation.

02:44:46.000 That's why Bernie got screwed by Hillary in 2016. 1.00

02:44:50.000 So I think that's what's going to happen.

02:44:52.000 I really do.

02:44:52.000 I think there is going to be a replacement because his record is so bad, the polling is only going to get worse.

02:44:57.000 But right now, they are bought into the idea of defending Joe.

02:45:02.000 And so they can't go back and go, ah, we were wrong.

02:45:05.000 And I think they had a moment in time where everybody was like, do you remember when the media, CNN and all these guys were like actually saying Joe Biden wasn't doing a great job?

02:45:12.000 And he's trailing in the polls, and we were like, wait a minute, what's going on?

02:45:15.000 This is really weird.

02:45:16.000 Now they have pivoted to, Joe Biden is doing a great job, most Americans just don't know about it though, right?

02:45:22.000 And they've gone to that, I'm not kidding.

02:45:24.000 You're not seeing it in your everyday life.

02:45:26.000 We're not going to tell you either.

02:45:27.000 The counterpoint is the grocery store.

02:45:29.000 I know!

02:45:30.000 I was listening to the Sunday shows and they're like, we're doing a good, a terrible job of telling people how good they're doing.

02:45:36.000 I'm like, if they're doing well, you won't have to tell them.

02:45:39.000 They'll know it. 0.95

02:45:40.000 Remember when Gas Price went down for Christmas and then they fucking bragged about it? 0.95

02:45:44.000 And then it's like, oh, why aren't you bragging anymore? 0.94

02:45:47.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:45:48.000 All right.

02:45:48.000 So, hey, look, we've got we've got we've got another we've got a surprise.

02:45:53.000 Four legged friend that we would like to bring into the studio.

02:45:53.000 What?

02:45:56.000 Can we bring can we bring him in, guys, if you can hear me?

02:45:56.000 What is happening?

02:46:00.000 Bring in our next guest.

02:46:01.000 Have they been drinking out there?

02:46:02.000 I'm looking at the chat and they're absolutely drinking out there.

02:46:02.000 I hope so.

02:46:07.000 There we go.

02:46:07.000 Oh, hey, Joe Louis!

02:46:10.000 Joe Louis, I feel like I haven't seen you in forever!

02:46:12.000 Alright, go see Joe Louis.

02:46:13.000 Is he wearing Jumanji Jake's jacket?

02:46:15.000 Hopefully he ate Jumanji Jake.

02:46:17.000 Oh, he's gonna get that bear, dude!

02:46:19.000 Oh, there he is!

02:46:22.000 He's pissed.

02:46:22.000 Oh, there it is.

02:46:23.000 He's like, I'll kill him if I have to. 0.97

02:46:31.000 I don't think he's scared of it. 0.92

02:46:32.000 He's just like, do I gotta do something or what?

02:46:34.000 If he pees on the bear, I'm gonna die.

02:46:38.000 He's looking at the bear like, I'm not sure what I should be doing here.

02:46:41.000 You have to open the note, apparently.

02:46:41.000 There's a note there.

02:46:44.000 There's a note there for you, Steven.

02:46:45.000 What was that?

02:46:46.000 There's a note there for you.

02:46:47.000 A note?

02:46:47.000 On Joe Louis.

02:46:48.000 Seriously?

02:46:52.000 It's Gerald, actually.

02:46:54.000 It's a messenger doggo.

02:46:55.000 It's a messenger doggo.

02:46:57.000 I thought it was a doggo, but whatever.

02:47:00.000 No, he's got Doug on the brain.

02:47:02.000 He's staring out the corner of his eye at the bear.

02:47:04.000 He doesn't matter what I do.

02:47:06.000 He's like, get me out of here.

02:47:07.000 I think we can do this.

02:47:12.000 Don't do that to Joe.

02:47:14.000 He's like, you're screwing around with a bear.

02:47:15.000 Dude, Joe Louis is too smart for this. 0.94

02:47:18.000 He knows it's dead.

02:47:23.000 Oh, good boy, you got him.

02:47:24.000 He's dead now.

02:47:25.000 Yeah, now he is.

02:47:26.000 Watch out, those claws are sharp.

02:47:29.000 Atta boy, Joe.

02:47:29.000 He's still looking back.

02:47:31.000 He's still looking back at the manhole.

02:47:33.000 Yeah, be careful.

02:47:34.000 Christy Gnome may come into the studio and shoot him if you're not careful.

02:47:37.000 Hey, that was a farm or something, I heard.

02:47:39.000 That was completely indefensible.

02:47:40.000 I know!

02:47:41.000 I was like, who thought this was a good idea?

02:47:44.000 I saw a list, by the way, the other day.

02:47:45.000 A list of people who hate dogs.

02:47:48.000 It's like, jeez.

02:47:48.000 Aw, come on.

02:47:49.000 Like, yeah.

02:47:50.000 Well, think about it, though.

02:47:51.000 Like, if she would have just said, like, I knew someone who had to put a dog down at one point because he was, like, injured, and, like, you know, you have to take him out behind the barn.

02:47:56.000 It's like, it broke my heart. 0.98

02:47:58.000 But she, her big mistake was saying, like, I hated that frickin' dog. 0.98

02:48:01.000 It's like, ah! 0.99

02:48:02.000 Now you're, like, enjoying it. 0.96

02:48:03.000 You gotta say, like, I hated that dog, but then it killed me to kill that dog, you know?

02:48:03.000 And now there's some vengeance.

02:48:07.000 Something like that.

02:48:07.000 Right.

02:48:08.000 Like, I was waiting for the redemption arc.

02:48:08.000 You can't do it.

02:48:10.000 There was none.

02:48:10.000 Like, and then I realized that it was not my job to play God.

02:48:14.000 But instead, she's like, I killed that dog, dude.

02:48:16.000 And I felt like God.

02:48:17.000 Oh my gosh.

02:48:19.000 That's a great gnome impression.

02:48:20.000 That's a pretty good gnome.

02:48:22.000 I hope that's not the vice president candidate.

02:48:22.000 I've been working on it.

02:48:24.000 I've been working on them.

02:48:25.000 What's the letter?

02:48:26.000 Donny J, if you're watching.

02:48:27.000 Do me a favor, so Trump 47, go to the website right now.

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02:48:53.000 Again, the existing subscribers get to play in this game.

02:48:55.000 We're going to randomly pick.

02:48:56.000 If we get to our next goal, we're going to randomly pick a new subscriber to give $1,000 in cash to.

02:49:01.000 So if you spend $47,000, I don't know which one is higher, but I'm pretty sure it's a good investment.

02:49:06.000 These deals are better than Verizon, folks.

02:49:08.000 They are.

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02:49:08.000 And one of our current subscribers will get $1,000.

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02:49:20.000 Mud Club member, an AR-15 to a new one.

02:49:22.000 Oh sorry, $3,500 is the next goal, just so you know.

02:49:25.000 Oh, okay, $3,500.

02:49:27.000 $3,500.

02:49:27.000 Alright, and then $4,700 funds the entire election night if we, uh, there you go.

02:49:32.000 So, alright, that's Trump 47, and we are going, I don't know how late we're going to go, but it's time for, I don't know if you know this, but former Vice President Biden isn't as good with the nicknames.

02:49:43.000 No, he doesn't even try, really, it feels like.

02:49:45.000 Right.

02:49:46.000 And so we actually now have, because we had Donald Trump Jr.

02:49:48.000 on the show earlier, and he actually sent us a note where we actually have the list that Donald Trump, President Donald Trump, has been sort of assembling for Democrats, the nicknames, the new nicknames.

02:50:00.000 So that brings us to this week's 7 Plus 1.

02:50:03.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!

02:50:11.000 And they always forget the one in the chamber.

02:50:12.000 Always.

02:50:12.000 Every time.

02:50:13.000 So this is 7 plus 1 nicknames for Democrats.

02:50:16.000 Sometimes I forget the one in the chamber, and then I go... That's like a bonus.

02:50:19.000 There's another one!

02:50:22.000 The slide didn't lock!

02:50:24.000 I got another one!

02:50:25.000 I got another one!

02:50:26.000 And the guy who receives them is most happy.

02:50:28.000 Yeah, he's very happy.

02:50:29.000 Well, I miss every shot, but... Well, that's okay.

02:50:31.000 You have a bonus one.

02:50:31.000 You have one more.

02:50:32.000 Yeah.

02:50:32.000 So this is 7 plus 1 Trump nicknames for Democrats, and you can of course follow along.

02:50:37.000 Number 7!

02:50:39.000 I don't like this.

02:50:40.000 I do.

02:50:41.000 Number seven.

02:50:43.000 Nickname's Fun Bags Pelosi. 1.00

02:50:46.000 It's the only thing fun about her expensive refrigerator and her tits. 1.00

02:50:52.000 Aww. 1.00

02:50:53.000 You have to do all of them I

02:51:24.000 This is more frankly frankly, excuse me, this is more descriptive of this person an awful person

02:51:31.000 Number five, Kamala.

02:51:34.000 You know her as Kamala Harris, people.

02:51:37.000 She's Kamala Horace. 0.99

02:51:39.000 Lots of sex with lots of people. 1.00

02:51:41.000 Namely mayors. 0.99

02:51:43.000 Well.

02:51:44.000 Mustn't be afraid to aim a little higher, love.

02:51:47.000 That's super delegates.

02:51:50.000 7 plus 1 Trump.

02:51:51.000 That's me.

02:51:51.000 Me.

02:51:52.000 Nicknamed for Democrats.

02:51:54.000 Number? 0.99

02:51:55.000 Number four, not as vile, wretched, wretched Gretchen. 1.00

02:52:00.000 That's just kind of a rhyme. 0.94

02:52:01.000 Really, that just rhymes, is what it is?

02:52:03.000 I like it.

02:52:04.000 It works.

02:52:08.000 Number three, Rashida Hajib, hijab. 0.83

02:52:15.000 Hajib hijab. 0.93

02:52:17.000 The hijab hooker, that's the other thing, that's the real, that's the full nomenclature. 1.00

02:52:23.000 Rasheeda Hijab, the hijab hooker. 1.00

02:52:29.000 The hijab hooker! 1.00

02:52:30.000 Nicknames for Democrats, folks, listen, there's no changing them, that's what they want to be called. 1.00

02:52:36.000 I would never call them this.

02:52:38.000 Number two, the sister wife, Ilhan Omar.

02:52:42.000 Back in the habit. 0.88

02:52:45.000 And number one, Raspy Rob Kennedy, that's what people call him, though he gets me more votes so I don't want to be too... And the plus one, Pete Buttigieg, you know, the very gay one. 0.99

02:52:56.000 That's been this week's 7 Plus 1, folks!

02:52:59.000 You forgot the van in the chamber!

02:53:06.000 I did too much Alex Jones.

02:53:08.000 I'm gonna work that Trump impression.

02:53:09.000 Two years from now, I'm gonna really be close.

02:53:11.000 There you go.

02:53:12.000 Whenever he's out of office.

02:53:14.000 That's what it'd be like doing the comedians like, hey guys, do you remember Donald Trump?

02:53:17.000 You guys remember from seven years ago?

02:53:19.000 Here's my impression.

02:53:20.000 Here's my impression of him cutting a zucchini.

02:53:22.000 I am dead.

02:53:24.000 That's why I like to do comedy.

02:53:25.000 I like to do other people's jokes from before.

02:53:27.000 It's fun.

02:53:28.000 It's easier.

02:53:29.000 It's a lot easier.

02:53:29.000 It's very fun.

02:53:30.000 I don't know if you know, but Rich Little does a great Reagan Oh, that's great.

02:53:34.000 I heard he's working the club.

02:53:34.000 Cool.

02:53:36.000 Hey, remember Ronald Reagan?

02:53:36.000 I'm not working.

02:53:38.000 Yeah?

02:53:41.000 Oh.

02:53:42.000 Well, that was it, huh?

02:53:43.000 That's it.

02:53:44.000 Oh, okay.

02:53:44.000 Now he just gets the point.

02:53:45.000 He doesn't even do the impression.

02:53:46.000 He just says, do you remember?

02:53:47.000 Yeah.

02:53:48.000 All right.

02:53:48.000 So I'm trying to think, is there anything else that we really need to get to here?

02:53:52.000 I think we've gotten just about all of it done.

02:53:55.000 I mean, we can obviously go to MSNBC.

02:53:56.000 They're covering the Trump gag order hearing.

02:54:02.000 Well, not the same as Kamala Horace, who's ordered to gag. 1.00

02:54:08.000 Am I right, folks?

02:54:09.000 That's what they say.

02:54:12.000 She says gluck gluck, and I think that's distasteful.

02:54:16.000 Horrible.

02:54:17.000 Did you have Kanye come in?

02:54:23.000 I need more wine, please!

02:54:25.000 Yeah, I don't think you do.

02:54:26.000 I don't think any of us do.

02:54:30.000 Trump 47, if you think I need more wine, click the link in the description.

02:54:35.000 Trump 47.

02:54:35.000 I don't know, I have a whole bunch of stuff written in front of me.

02:54:37.000 Are we going to go to Mug Club for the new Mug Club members and take their chat tonight?

02:54:40.000 We can take a couple of chats tonight.

02:54:42.000 Just a minute, we're not done yet.

02:54:42.000 I think we should.

02:54:44.000 We're not done.

02:54:46.000 What time is it?

02:54:46.000 Gerald.

02:54:47.000 It's 10.09?

02:54:48.000 It's 11.09.

02:54:49.000 Eastern?

02:54:50.000 It's 11.09 Eastern.

02:54:51.000 We started this at 8.

02:54:52.000 That's three hours for an impromptu stream and there's nothing good.

02:54:55.000 They're telling me about Mug Club.

02:54:57.000 They're saying that we should take their chats here and let people see what Mug Club is all about.

02:55:00.000 That's a good idea.

02:55:01.000 Let's take some Mug Club chats.

02:55:02.000 We do this most days.

02:55:03.000 Chat Thursday in particular.

02:55:04.000 But we take chats from people. 0.87

02:55:05.000 Because we don't do the super chats on YouTube because a good portion of your money goes to those homosexual oligarchs. 0.99

02:55:11.000 So it's all exclusive on Mug Club.

02:55:13.000 Let's take some Mug Club chats.

02:55:16.000 Sorry, pull that picture up.

02:55:18.000 What is it?

02:55:20.000 Oh no.

02:55:22.000 Yes!

02:55:23.000 It has to happen.

02:55:23.000 What?

02:55:26.000 Save Joe Louis for I know.

02:55:29.000 Oh my word, that's distasteful.

02:55:30.000 You know, I remember when people thought it was bad that Mitt Romney put his dog in a crate on top of the van. 1.00

02:55:38.000 This bitch shot a dog. 1.00

02:55:41.000 She's gonna kill Joe Louis unless you subscribe, so Trump 46. 1.00

02:55:44.000 Kirsten Umkhalme said, I'll kill Joe Louis. 0.98

02:55:47.000 People don't want you to do that. 0.98

02:55:47.000 I said, don't do that. 0.98

02:55:49.000 She said, everyone wants me to.

02:55:50.000 I said, I think you're not reading the room, Kirstie.

02:55:52.000 That's not true.

02:55:55.000 That's not true.

02:55:56.000 We should get that on social.

02:55:57.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

02:56:00.000 Who do you think made that?

02:56:01.000 It's a problem with Kirstie. 0.99

02:56:03.000 I've never met a good Kirstie, folks.

02:56:05.000 Listen, I'm sure they're out there, but Kirstie Noem shoots the dog and Kirstie Alley eats it, puts it right on her ankles. 1.00

02:56:10.000 Well, Kirstie and Kirstie, they don't have the same name.

02:56:14.000 Kirstie, Kirstie, they got a thing about that. 0.94

02:56:16.000 Kristen Gnome?

02:56:17.000 I don't know, I don't care.

02:56:19.000 Just like Kirstie Alley with the last Salisbury steak at Golden Corral. 0.76

02:56:25.000 It doesn't matter, I'm going for it straight for the throat.

02:56:27.000 Am I high?

02:56:28.000 Or... It's not Kirst- Kirst- It's Kristen Gnome?

02:56:32.000 I don't, if you're high it still couldn't be a crazier story than Kristi Noem shooting a dog.

02:56:36.000 I did use CBD kind of rolling on my shoulder.

02:56:39.000 There's a gas leak here, it's fine.

02:56:41.000 It could be.

02:56:42.000 Kirstie, no I know it's Kirstie Alley, I've got a screen right here.

02:56:45.000 Is it Kirstie Noem?

02:56:45.000 It's Kristi Noem.

02:56:46.000 They're different, it's close.

02:56:47.000 Kristi, Kristi, Kristi.

02:56:50.000 Wow, Gerald's drunk.

02:56:51.000 Yeah, that's effectively what happened.

02:56:54.000 When is Trump going to pick his running mate?

02:56:56.000 Let's grab some chats.

02:56:57.000 All right.

02:56:58.000 Is this a different one? 0.87

02:57:00.000 Chat from Crap Question Asker. 0.98

02:57:03.000 Crap Question Asker? 0.91

02:57:04.000 There's a rivalry going on in the chat. 0.98

02:57:06.000 For those who are new to this, it's a very tight game.

02:57:09.000 We pulled that question from Crap's question.

02:57:12.000 When is Trump going to pick his running mate?

02:57:14.000 Wouldn't that help with someone on the campaign trail while Trump is stuck in court?

02:57:20.000 Answer is Trump, yes.

02:57:21.000 Some people might say that it would help, but frankly, the field is very shallow. 1.00

02:57:26.000 I thought about Kirsten Ohm, but the bitch shot a bitch. 1.00

02:57:30.000 And then, Tim Scott, very nice guy, but people tell me, and I would never say this, he's too gummy. 1.00

02:57:39.000 His gums are too large.

02:57:40.000 They're very big.

02:57:41.000 Looks like... I don't know whether to name him as my running mate or putt-putt golf right through his face.

02:57:46.000 And then you have Chris Christie, the man's a house.

02:57:49.000 You ever see Monster House?

02:57:50.000 That's Chris Christie.

02:57:51.000 Was based on him.

02:57:52.000 I say don't say that.

02:57:53.000 People say it was the inspiration.

02:57:55.000 Dreamworks! 0.88

02:57:59.000 Who else?

02:58:00.000 Who else?

02:58:00.000 Who else am I thinking of?

02:58:02.000 Pickers are running, mate.

02:58:02.000 Carrie Lake.

02:58:03.000 Carrie Lake.

02:58:04.000 Very fine lady.

02:58:05.000 You can go in, Josh.

02:58:06.000 You can go.

02:58:06.000 It's okay.

02:58:07.000 Excuse me.

02:58:07.000 You know, you can go, frankly.

02:58:09.000 So, Carrie Lake.

02:58:09.000 Yeah, you go.

02:58:10.000 Very fine.

02:58:12.000 She's so fine, she blew my mind! 0.85

02:58:14.000 Carrie Lake.

02:58:15.000 Hey, Carrie! 1.00

02:58:17.000 Found out she's married, so exed her off the list because they talk.

02:58:22.000 Is this Dee Santis?

02:58:24.000 Ron DeSantis, we were great until I started making fun of him in the primary.

02:58:29.000 Went a little too far accusing him of being involved in a cabal of pedophiles, but he doesn't have a sense of humor about that kind of thing.

02:58:36.000 Vivek Ramaswamy?

02:58:38.000 Too brown, I have.

02:58:40.000 Come on! 0.61

02:58:41.000 I like him, I like him.

02:58:43.000 I like a little cream in my coffee, but frankly, he's close to black. 0.91

02:58:47.000 He's blacker than Tim Scott. 0.97

02:58:50.000 Better gums, but darker in color, and I don't think the black would accept them kindly as one of their own. 1.00

02:58:50.000 He's darker. 1.00

02:58:56.000 Ted Cruz, maybe?

02:58:58.000 It's boogers. 0.97

02:59:02.000 Can't confirm.

02:59:04.000 His dad killed JFK, but whatever.

02:59:05.000 His dad killed JFK, which, look, doesn't mean that he should pay for the sins of the fathers, but the apple doesn't fall too far from the JFK assassin tree.

02:59:14.000 I've heard.

02:59:15.000 I would never say that.

02:59:15.000 People tell that to me.

02:59:16.000 I say, that's enough.

02:59:18.000 Carly Fiorina.

02:59:19.000 How about that? 1.00

02:59:20.000 Horse face, bitch! 1.00

02:59:21.000 I like her! 1.00

02:59:22.000 And when I say that I mean like a friendly horse like Mr.

02:59:25.000 Ed where I don't know whether to pet her to give her equine therapy with a nice blanket or shove 0.99

02:59:31.000 salt lick in her ugly face. 1.00

02:59:33.000 I'm told. 1.00

02:59:36.000 I'm not running yet.

02:59:59.000 Are we talking about Gerald C.?

03:00:02.000 I just want to know... No, Gerald A.

03:00:05.000 Not a fan.

03:00:06.000 Gerald C. at least, look, excuse me, I would never say this, at least serves a purpose.

03:00:11.000 Gerald C. serves a purpose in a similar way to how Kamala Horace serves a purpose.

03:00:18.000 They fill gaps together.

03:00:20.000 They create gaps.

03:00:21.000 They fill gaps.

03:00:22.000 Marco.

03:00:23.000 No, no, no.

03:00:24.000 We're still on Gerald.

03:00:24.000 No, we're moving on to Marco Rubio.

03:00:27.000 Well, like Marco Rubio, Gerald A. has small hands.

03:00:30.000 Very small hands.

03:00:31.000 Not like my hands, the most beautiful hands.

03:00:34.000 I have the smallest hands in the room.

03:00:35.000 You know what they say about small hands?

03:00:38.000 No.

03:00:39.000 Well, they say that you save a lot of money on a manicurist, is what they say.

03:00:42.000 I do, I do.

03:00:43.000 Smallcock as well, that's the most important thing, is both of those things.

03:00:47.000 You take the good with the bad.

03:00:49.000 I've learned one thing in business, frankly.

03:00:51.000 What I've learned is that there's never good without bad.

03:00:51.000 Excuse me.

03:00:54.000 Nikki Haley!

03:00:55.000 It's what Jung referred to as duality.

03:00:58.000 I save money on a manicurist.

03:01:00.000 Smallcock.

03:01:01.000 So I have to decide which one I'm willing to live with.

03:01:04.000 Nikki Haley.

03:01:05.000 Which one are you willing to live with, Gerald A.?

03:01:07.000 Neither.

03:01:08.000 The small pecker?

03:01:09.000 Or is it the fact that you save money on a manicurist?

03:01:12.000 Which one's your... I would never say this, that's what people tell me.

03:01:14.000 I don't accept your premise.

03:01:16.000 Doug Burgum.

03:01:18.000 I think of him when I think of Doug Burgum.

03:01:20.000 I think of a preservative, but then I realize that's sorghum gum.

03:01:26.000 Donald Trump has for sure forgot about Doug Burgum, right?

03:01:28.000 He has.

03:01:29.000 No, but he's on the short list.

03:01:31.000 I don't know who he is, frankly.

03:01:32.000 I'm not quite sure.

03:01:33.000 I see him and I think that he's that obsessive compulsive count on the street of Sesame's I went to the bathroom.

03:01:43.000 What was the question?

03:01:46.000 I just kind of jumped in.

03:01:47.000 I kind of figured I knew what was happening.

03:01:48.000 I don't know anymore where we are, what we're talking about.

03:01:51.000 Next chat! 1.00

03:01:52.000 But true north for me is that Kamala Harris is a filthy whore, folks. 1.00

03:01:56.000 That's all I really know. 1.00

03:01:57.000 But people say that.

03:01:58.000 I would never say that about her.

03:02:00.000 We gotta get DTJ Jr.

03:02:00.000 People tell me that.

03:02:03.000 We gotta get him back on the show another time.

03:02:05.000 You'd be his dad.

03:02:06.000 Disappointment is for me.

03:02:09.000 I think he'd have a lot... DJ TJ.

03:02:12.000 DJ TJ.

03:02:13.000 By the way, this is breaking news.

03:02:17.000 Hunter Biden to finance more cocaine.

03:02:19.000 Plans on suing Fox News immediately.

03:02:21.000 Drink.

03:02:22.000 Oh my gosh, drink.

03:02:23.000 Hunter Biden, cocaine.

03:02:25.000 Let's hear it.

03:02:26.000 It's funny how we haven't heard those two words separate.

03:02:28.000 I know.

03:02:31.000 What's happening with the audio?

03:02:32.000 Oh yeah, she knows.

03:02:32.000 She went like this.

03:02:33.000 DJT tracker. Oh yeah, she knows.

03:02:36.000 The company is doing in the public market.

03:02:38.000 She went like this.

03:02:39.000 At more than 46 bucks a share today.

03:02:42.000 That is at more than 12% the reason for the spike might be the company's recent statements. 0.99

03:02:46.000 Never take your news from a bitch who looks like the black and white cookie. 1.00

03:02:50.000 You know, they don't, you don't see like the economic section of their news given, given the DJT stock news. 1.00

03:02:59.000 I know. 0.99

03:02:59.000 It's this fucking lady at 11 p.m. 0.99

03:03:03.000 Eastern that's given the stock news. 1.00

03:03:05.000 She's not giving, tell me about the Nasdaq, bitch. 1.00

03:03:07.000 She looks like she should be tied to a chair with Harvey Dent giving me an ultimatum. 1.00

03:03:10.000 Whoa! 0.71

03:03:12.000 Oh yeah.

03:03:13.000 It's okay.

03:03:14.000 It's okay.

03:03:14.000 But not as hot.

03:03:15.000 Which one are you gonna save?

03:03:16.000 Natter!

03:03:17.000 Tear it to an oil drum, call it a day.

03:03:22.000 By the way, this should bring a little joy to your Donald Trump heart.

03:03:26.000 Short sellers are getting hosed on True Social right now.

03:03:30.000 They were actually betting on a $19 stock price.

03:03:35.000 Well, not all those people are anti.

03:03:36.000 Some of those people are just money folks, you know?

03:03:40.000 They're bad people.

03:03:41.000 If you're short selling a company, you're a bad person.

03:03:46.000 I don't even know what that means, really.

03:03:49.000 I saw the big short, and you know what?

03:03:51.000 I don't know.

03:03:52.000 That wasn't short-selling a company, that was short-selling this entire market.

03:03:55.000 I love how the Big Short never explained to people how the subprime mortgage market works.

03:03:59.000 It's like, they just talk about how banks did it.

03:04:01.000 It's like, yeah, but why would banks roll them into it when people couldn't pay them back?

03:04:05.000 In other words, why would a bank think that basically loans that can never be paid back are a commodity?

03:04:10.000 Oh, that's right, because of government guarantees.

03:04:12.000 Yes, exactly.

03:04:13.000 So they just make it seem like the banks decided we're going to give out money to people who could never pay it

03:04:16.000 And if you watch it, you're going, well, why would banks do that?

03:04:16.000 back.

03:04:18.000 Oh, that's right, because the government forced them to and the government guaranteed those loans.

03:04:20.000 Because something, something diversity.

03:04:22.000 They just completely missed that.

03:04:24.000 Look, I've made money in shady ways before, but as long as you're not being illegal about it, you know.

03:04:30.000 It's a strategy.

03:04:30.000 Yeah.

03:04:31.000 Short-selling is a strategy.

03:04:32.000 Look, I get it.

03:04:33.000 It's part of the game, baby.

03:04:34.000 What I don't like is short-sellers that go out and target companies like True Social or Rumble.

03:04:39.000 Well, that's biased then.

03:04:40.000 And that's fine.

03:04:42.000 I'm saying they do it on purpose.

03:04:44.000 How do you think GameStop became a thing?

03:04:46.000 Right.

03:04:47.000 It should be out of business.

03:04:48.000 It's not because of short sellers.

03:04:49.000 Because they knew it was going to be short sold.

03:04:53.000 They just bought all the stock and held it.

03:04:55.000 There was a whole thing.

03:04:56.000 You couldn't short sell it.

03:04:57.000 No, but he's talking about the market in general that people can predict.

03:04:59.000 And then when you add a few key companies who can decide to short whatever they want.

03:05:03.000 The nature of the beast though, right?

03:05:05.000 At some point it's the nature of the beast.

03:05:06.000 No, it's not the nature of the beast.

03:05:08.000 It's not the market working itself out.

03:05:09.000 It's not when you have governments that are too big to fail who are managing effectively trillions of dollars.

03:05:12.000 That's a different subject.

03:05:13.000 They shouldn't be bailing these people out.

03:05:13.000 Yeah.

03:05:15.000 Exactly, you're exactly right.

03:05:16.000 But if those people decide, you know what, we don't like Rumble because they allow people discussing the W. It's free speech.

03:05:19.000 We don't like that.

03:05:20.000 We're going to short these guys into oblivion.

03:05:22.000 You have to have like a GameStop type thing happen where you squeeze the short sellers where they have to pay back the shares before they are ready to because the price isn't where they need it.

03:05:31.000 They get screwed and I'm like, good.

03:05:33.000 You should. 0.99

03:05:34.000 If you're trying to make a company go down by shorting it, you should get screwed. 0.90

03:05:39.000 If you know a company like GameStop shouldn't be in business and you're just shorting it as the average investor, fine. 0.94

03:05:44.000 I get it.

03:05:45.000 But that's not what was happening.

03:05:46.000 It was these big hedge funds that were doing it.

03:05:48.000 They were trying to drive them down.

03:05:53.000 I think that's a very small number.

03:05:54.000 I think a lot of these people are motivated by numbers.

03:05:57.000 Really?

03:05:58.000 It's hard to believe.

03:06:00.000 Let me do this.

03:06:01.000 This company, and I can't remember what it's called, but maybe our research team can look it up, they basically filed a complaint with the SEC, which means that the SEC now has to say that they are not commenting because there is an active investigation.

03:06:13.000 This said company then filed that information publicly and said, there's an active investigation by the SEC into Rumble for, I think it was inflating their view numbers, right?

03:06:24.000 And they were like, actually, we get all our analytics from Google.

03:06:26.000 It's actually the exact opposite.

03:06:27.000 Exactly.

03:06:27.000 They were like, we chose Google because we knew they hated us.

03:06:30.000 And if those numbers are coming from Google, everybody will buy them.

03:06:33.000 And then this company took out a giant short position, knowing that if anybody went out and looked, they would see an SEC investigation Where the SEC could not comment.

03:06:43.000 As a matter of fact, I can say this first hand that Rumble is so conservative with their view numbers that a number that's 50,000 on Rumble is an easy 90,000 live viewers on YouTube.

03:06:51.000 We know that.

03:06:52.000 We kind of have calculations here because they are so conservative with their churn rate that you, guaranteed on a number per number basis, you will get an inflated number on YouTube that you just don't get on Rumble because they plan on having eyeballs on them.

03:07:04.000 So they are ultra, ultra conservative with that.

03:07:07.000 And everyone knows it.

03:07:08.000 Everyone in this industry is a content creator.

03:07:10.000 Well, they don't necessarily pay more.

03:07:12.000 What they do is they actually partner up with creators or give them a platform and offer some incentives so that they don't get removed.

03:07:17.000 But I mean... For sure.

03:07:19.000 Let's say if you're getting 50 or 70 thousand people on Rumble... Their share was more.

03:07:22.000 And then guess what they do?

03:07:24.000 You know how stuff comes out for us on, you know, basically we have the New York Post?

03:07:27.000 Yeah.

03:07:28.000 Rumble, we have this.

03:07:29.000 You can pull it up right now.

03:07:30.000 Rumble is part of an SEC investigation from Wired.

03:07:33.000 This company went to Wired and fed them this information so that a report would go out To help their short position.

03:07:40.000 This is all documented.

03:07:41.000 Of course, guys.

03:07:42.000 And basically, Rumble was essentially, I can't say cleared necessarily, but these guys were, basically the investigation didn't turn anything up.

03:07:50.000 Of course it didn't.

03:07:50.000 Right.

03:07:50.000 Duh.

03:07:52.000 But the fact that it's there, that's proof.

03:07:55.000 You've shown me.

03:07:56.000 That's proof that people are actually out for it.

03:07:58.000 It is pretty tough.

03:07:59.000 Alright, let's grab a couple more chats and then let's land this plane.

03:08:02.000 There's no landing.

03:08:04.000 Alright, next chat from vmacx10.

03:08:07.000 Call me Shelly Schellenberger!

03:08:10.000 Is it worth it to vacant the Speaker since he abandoned his promises to the Republican Party, knowing that only two bad votes could lose the Republican Speaker?

03:08:19.000 Sounds like Gerald has strong opinions on this.

03:08:22.000 What do you think, Gerald A.?

03:08:24.000 Do you not remember last time?

03:08:25.000 Nobody wanted this job.

03:08:27.000 I don't agree with everything Mike Johnson has done, but I think he's done a better job than most people predicted he would.

03:08:32.000 Let's just have some kind of stability until we get past the one vote margin we have in the Senate.

03:08:39.000 Right, or is it tied completely?

03:08:41.000 I can't remember.

03:08:42.000 It is kind of surprising how much of a pivot there's been on Ukraine.

03:08:46.000 Don't fact check me on that.

03:08:47.000 How much of a pivot on Ukraine.

03:08:49.000 I know.

03:08:49.000 And how then he was extolling the virtues of like, we have to fight, we have to do the fight with Ukraine or it'll happen here on our show.

03:08:55.000 You're like, what?

03:08:56.000 It's the exact opposite of what he said a couple weeks ago.

03:08:58.000 Do you understand why that happened?

03:09:00.000 No, it's not a dollar thing for him.

03:09:02.000 That may be part of it, but listen, who else came out for it?

03:09:06.000 For Ukraine?

03:09:07.000 Yes.

03:09:07.000 Ukraine funding?

03:09:08.000 For the funding.

03:09:09.000 Well, every single Democrat.

03:09:10.000 Donald Trump.

03:09:10.000 Yeah, that's true.

03:09:11.000 So, Donald Trump, but what he did is said, hey, change this to a loan, which I think was smart.

03:09:16.000 I'm not saying it was the best idea ever, but I think Mike Johnson fell in line with what Donald Trump wanted to do.

03:09:23.000 And you can fault Donald Trump for having that position, but you can't necessarily just look at Mike Johnson and go, he's terrible.

03:09:23.000 Right.

03:09:27.000 Sorry, I'm distracted because on CNN, over your shoulder, killing Versace is one of their commentators. 0.62

03:09:32.000 Killer Versace. 0.95

03:09:37.000 Like us!

03:09:38.000 The person talking right now looks like an N64 character in GoldenEye.

03:09:43.000 Like he's bizarrely polygonal, and then the guy on the right looks like Killing Versace.

03:09:47.000 I'm a child.

03:09:51.000 Hold on, leave it up, leave it up, leave it up. 1.00

03:09:52.000 Oh, you're too dumb and poor to understand how the economy's affecting you. 1.00

03:09:55.000 Listen, listen, listen. 1.00

03:09:56.000 People don't know the reality of the economy that Biden is presiding over. 1.00

03:10:00.000 You're too dumb and poor to understand how the economy is affecting you. 0.99

03:10:05.000 We have a record high stock market, the longest stretch of sub 4% unemployment in half a century. 1.00

03:10:10.000 We have the fastest recovery in the G7.

03:10:12.000 So it's no surprise that health for our country is going to sour on the state of the economy

03:10:17.000 when there are being talked about in the reality of the economy.

03:10:21.000 But Tim, even if you want to be a caretaker of the economy, You heard what I said earlier.

03:10:27.000 That he looks like a 1964 character?

03:10:29.000 No, I didn't say that, but that's what I said.

03:10:31.000 Yeah, it's true, he does.

03:10:32.000 Earlier, I said that their strategy was basically, these people don't know how good it is right now.

03:10:36.000 Right.

03:10:36.000 And he said, basically, they live in this alternate reality where the economy is down and inflation is up, and I'm like, what?

03:10:42.000 This alternate reality where they go to the gas station and the grocery store and they look at mortgage rates.

03:10:42.000 What?

03:10:49.000 Yeah, this alternate reality where the rent keeps raising and they can't buy a house because interest rates keep going up and it's fucking crazy. 0.71

03:10:55.000 I bought my house cash because I'm rich.

03:10:57.000 You sounded like Exhibit just then.

03:10:59.000 Yeah, we're gonna pimp your ride.

03:11:01.000 Yeah. 1.00

03:11:02.000 Destroy the economy while you motherfuckers watch. 1.00

03:11:05.000 Whoa. 1.00

03:11:07.000 Let's not do that. 1.00

03:11:08.000 That's the shit that annoys me. 1.00

03:11:09.000 I get so fucking annoyed by elites because there's such a disconnect between the rest of us. 1.00

03:11:16.000 Yes. 0.99

03:11:17.000 Like buying a house.

03:11:18.000 This guy can- I'm sorry, this right here is- bring it up, full screen.

03:11:21.000 That is the silliest split screen ever. 0.72

03:11:24.000 That guy, he's like, I'm gonna do a pooping show. 1.00

03:11:26.000 He just came back from vacation, fuck this guy. 1.00

03:11:31.000 He turns around he has beads and a little rat tail. 1.00

03:11:33.000 Yeah, look at this little pooka shit. 1.00

03:11:35.000 Fuck you! 1.00

03:11:35.000 Pinto beans on the wall? 1.00

03:11:39.000 I don't even know what that means. 1.00

03:11:40.000 Suck it, dude. 1.00

03:11:40.000 You suck. 1.00

03:11:42.000 This guy is telling us about how the economy's actually good when we can't afford to do shit. 1.00

03:11:47.000 Oh, the unemployment rate's so... Don't you think a great economy would be where the country's flourishing and the unemployment rate's high because people don't have to fucking work? 0.99

03:11:55.000 You know what the thing is? 0.97

03:11:55.000 They just, they don't, they can't help themselves. 0.97

03:11:57.000 In other words, right now, they're trying to tell someone who's working a second and third job to pay $47 for a few Happy Meals for their family.

03:12:05.000 You're just not appreciative of how good it is.

03:12:07.000 It's just, they are so disconnected from reality.

03:12:09.000 Why are people not voting for- Why are they voting- Why are they polling for Trump? 1.00

03:12:12.000 Because you're so fucking disconnected! 1.00

03:12:14.000 You're an idiot, dude! 1.00

03:12:15.000 It's not even close! 1.00

03:12:15.000 I know! 1.00

03:12:16.000 There's nothing even close to rea- That's why I'm saying, like, that's- People have often said, sunlight is the best disinfectant.

03:12:23.000 I would say, you know, like grain alcohol.

03:12:25.000 But I also understand that, I understand this analogy.

03:12:29.000 My point here is, if you're going to say that in any other context, that's where we are right now with this election.

03:12:35.000 You're talking about sunlight?

03:12:36.000 Look, right now they can't win people over.

03:12:38.000 They want someone right now who's working.

03:12:40.000 And this is a record number of people working two, three jobs.

03:12:43.000 Likely in the government sector, because you're seeing a net loss of jobs in the private sector, who's spending An amount of money that would be completely obscene.

03:12:53.000 Over $12,400 more is what is required to live the exact same quality of life since Joe Biden took office.

03:13:01.000 And I want to tell you, this is great.

03:13:03.000 We have sub-4% unemployment like we've never seen.

03:13:06.000 What's your problem?

03:13:07.000 And someone's going, well, hold on a second.

03:13:09.000 I can't afford gas and I can't afford groceries.

03:13:13.000 And if you look at the interest, I can't get a new house and the rent is going up.

03:13:17.000 You can tell me what's wrong with me. 1.00

03:13:19.000 And the flip side was, when Donald Trump was president, they were going, everything is crap. 1.00

03:13:23.000 I don't like his tweets. 0.99

03:13:25.000 But, you know what?

03:13:26.000 My dollar goes a lot further.

03:13:28.000 Gas is cheaper.

03:13:30.000 We have some stability that I haven't seen in my lifetime.

03:13:33.000 I'm not worried about another war breaking out.

03:13:35.000 They're just the biggest tool that we have at our disposal.

03:13:39.000 Is the disconnect, like Josh just said, is the disconnect because they cannot help themselves.

03:13:44.000 They're beyond that point of no return where they have to overreach.

03:13:47.000 They have dug in their heels so, so deeply, they can't say, all right, okay, okay.

03:13:54.000 We get that it's bad for you guys.

03:13:56.000 But we have a plan to correct it.

03:13:57.000 No, they have to say, no, no, actually, it's really good.

03:14:00.000 What's your problem?

03:14:02.000 This is working.

03:14:03.000 Yeah.

03:14:04.000 Now you're telling me it's not even gaslighting.

03:14:05.000 It's just you're right to my face. 1.00

03:14:06.000 You're telling me that I'm an idiot. 1.00

03:14:08.000 I'm not smart enough, right? 1.00

03:14:10.000 You're the you're the smart guy. 0.99

03:14:11.000 You're the you're the rich guy on TV with the suit at fucking 1130 at night. 0.99

03:14:15.000 Yes. 1.00

03:14:16.000 The black and white.

03:14:17.000 By the way, whoever's watching this is probably at their second or third job.

03:14:22.000 Their kids tuck themselves in.

03:14:24.000 Yep.

03:14:25.000 And they're being lied to.

03:14:26.000 Or they're, you know, very well off and just... Or they're very well off, yeah.

03:14:30.000 ...eating news and, you know, getting their information.

03:14:32.000 Is it just me, or is this man oddly angular?

03:14:35.000 And I don't mean in a good way.

03:14:37.000 I mean... It is.

03:14:38.000 It's weird, dude.

03:14:39.000 ...early three-dimensional.

03:14:39.000 It's weird.

03:14:40.000 Like, he looks like he'd be, like, the Tekken character you would pick last.

03:14:43.000 Thank God for his beard, because... Yeah.

03:14:47.000 Who was that?

03:14:47.000 Who snorted?

03:14:49.000 Hold on.

03:14:53.000 Bring the volume up.

03:14:53.000 We need to know.

03:14:54.000 Let's hear this guy.

03:14:54.000 Come on.

03:14:55.000 He's acting well on Donald Trump.

03:14:56.000 He sees that. 0.99

03:14:57.000 He can see when someone's a loser. 0.95

03:14:58.000 And I think he just wants to distance himself from him. 0.97

03:15:01.000 And she, meanwhile, is just trying to tie herself to him.

03:15:04.000 All right, Tim, before we go, I've got to ask you about the dog.

03:15:07.000 South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem has a book coming out.

03:15:11.000 Guardian got an advance copy.

03:15:13.000 How come they don't ask anybody about Fauci's dogs, plural?

03:15:17.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:15:18.000 All the beagles with the flea helmets.

03:15:21.000 By the way, completely indefensible.

03:15:24.000 Completely. 0.99

03:15:25.000 It's really dumb. 0.99

03:15:26.000 She didn't seem to behave. She could not train this dog so she took him to a gravel pit and shot him dead. 1.00

03:15:32.000 Because of not being able to train him?

03:15:34.000 I know someone who abandoned a dog they couldn't train just because they didn't want to deal with it. 0.96

03:15:39.000 Oh that sucks. 0.99

03:15:39.000 What a shitty thing to do. 0.99

03:15:42.000 I never thought that she was going to get the VP pick. 0.99

03:15:44.000 I think she had a lot of baggage and a lot of problems. 1.00

03:15:47.000 Yeah, I think you have a lot of baggage, like your dad never hugged you enough.

03:15:51.000 That's true.

03:15:52.000 Where they try to feel like they need to be tough, and that's what MAGA voters want.

03:15:56.000 And so they do this performative stuff, and a lot of times they just miss the boat because they're faking it. 0.98

03:16:02.000 Like you with your gay lover? 0.93

03:16:04.000 How about this irony? 0.85

03:16:05.000 Oh, he's never had to fake it.

03:16:07.000 Who the heck knows?

03:16:08.000 But I think that's what she was thinking, and yeah, it doesn't take a professional political pundit to know that talking about killing dogs is not really a winner. 0.99

03:16:16.000 Well, let it be known, gay rosacea is a thing. 1.00

03:16:18.000 Back to you, Bob. 0.56

03:16:20.000 I was going to say, thanks, bottom.

03:16:23.000 Rogation.

03:16:24.000 Hey listen, so they say we can't end yet because we're like within like 150 subs of our goal here and

03:16:31.000 I know like I What do you want me to do?

03:16:35.000 Take a couple chats!

03:16:36.000 It's a $1,000 giveaway if we get there to a new Mug Club subscriber and an old one.

03:16:41.000 So Trump47, make sure that you do this.

03:16:42.000 And they also say that Chad wants me to arm wrestle Lane and lose again.

03:16:45.000 He's really strong.

03:16:47.000 I don't know that I want to do that.

03:16:48.000 I love that.

03:16:48.000 Oh, I love that.

03:16:49.000 Do it live.

03:16:50.000 Arm wrestle?

03:16:51.000 Yes, but I don't think that's a good idea.

03:16:52.000 Yeah, do it live.

03:16:54.000 Well, do it live.

03:16:54.000 Oh, gosh.

03:16:55.000 Do it live.

03:16:56.000 Arm wrestle Lane.

03:16:57.000 I don't know what that means to arm wrestle Lane.

03:16:59.000 Listen, if we get to this number, All right, go!

03:17:02.000 Go! 0.95

03:17:03.000 We're going to arm wrestle. 0.99

03:17:04.000 But, effing thing sucks! 0.98

03:17:08.000 I mean, I don't know what to tell you guys. 0.99

03:17:10.000 I'm probably going to lose again.

03:17:11.000 Last time I was like, ah, I'm probably going to be all right.

03:17:13.000 No, I didn't.

03:17:14.000 You know, there's a technique.

03:17:15.000 Well, I don't know the technique, though.

03:17:16.000 You're going to have to set us up on your desk.

03:17:18.000 Dude, I literally can't do anything right now with my shoulder.

03:17:22.000 I challenge you to an arm wrestle fight.

03:17:23.000 Nothing more than belt squats for at least seven weeks.

03:17:26.000 They wanted me to wrestle you. 0.98

03:17:26.000 Any upper body movement can't happen. 0.98

03:17:28.000 Yeah.

03:17:29.000 Well, this is the perfect time then, so I challenge you.

03:17:31.000 And I'm afraid to get an MRI.

03:17:33.000 Tell me if you guys think this way, where my family's like, you gotta get an MRI on your shoulder because it's been bad for a long time.

03:17:40.000 But in my mind, if I don't get an MRI, then I don't know anything is wrong with it.

03:17:44.000 So I don't have it.

03:17:46.000 I haven't been to the doctor in seven years.

03:17:49.000 Good for you.

03:17:49.000 I'm killing it, dude.

03:17:52.000 I'm killing it. 1.00

03:17:54.000 Killing you. 1.00

03:17:55.000 Nothing wrong with me. 1.00

03:17:56.000 Your glans penis looks like the sort of intermediary step of Jeff Goldblum in The Fly. 0.99

03:18:00.000 Sorry, what is it? 1.00

03:18:02.000 Life will find a way.

03:18:03.000 You thought we were gonna fly when the teleportation didn't quite work?

03:18:05.000 I wasn't so much curious about that part as the what?

03:18:08.000 The what? 0.99

03:18:09.000 The glands penis. 1.00

03:18:10.000 It's the head of the penis. 0.99

03:18:11.000 It's an organ. 1.00

03:18:13.000 Yeah, it's for us gentiles.

03:18:15.000 We're all adults here. 0.99

03:18:17.000 The glands penis. 0.99

03:18:18.000 The glands penis is the head of the penis, yes. 0.99

03:18:20.000 Just as I, and you, and all men, are head of the household. 1.00

03:18:24.000 And the grand penis is something I possess. 1.00

03:18:27.000 Yeah, the grand penis. 1.00

03:18:28.000 I'm actually confused with the baby grand penis. 1.00

03:18:32.000 Oh, that was a silly one. 1.00

03:18:38.000 Yeah, it's very silly. 0.97

03:18:40.000 I don't know, can we get a silly chat? 0.98

03:18:40.000 Can we get a silly chat? 0.98

03:18:42.000 Somebody always has a serious chat. 0.55

03:18:43.000 Unfortunately, they just drained my... they just drained this dry like it was the end of There Will Be Blood.

03:18:49.000 They did?

03:18:50.000 Yes.

03:18:50.000 Yeah.

03:18:51.000 Of course.

03:18:51.000 How?

03:18:52.000 They did.

03:18:52.000 Okay.

03:18:54.000 If they have a straw...

03:18:55.000 Okay, stop.

03:18:56.000 We did this already.

03:18:58.000 All the way to my mug club.

03:19:00.000 I remember that!

03:19:01.000 They drink my mug club!

03:19:05.000 We're a hundred away, guys.

03:19:06.000 If you want to see this happen and you want a thousand dollars release to both, sub.

03:19:11.000 I don't know that I want you to sub anymore.

03:19:11.000 I don't know.

03:19:13.000 I really don't because then I'll have to arm wrestle Lane. 1.00

03:19:15.000 Train it, Gerald.

03:19:17.000 You mean you have to lose to Lane, which is an honor.

03:19:19.000 Lane's a strong dude.

03:19:20.000 He is.

03:19:21.000 He's younger than you.

03:19:22.000 He's strong.

03:19:23.000 It's not nothing wrong with that.

03:19:26.000 Lane, do me a favor.

03:19:27.000 Come into the studio.

03:19:28.000 Come sit in the red chair.

03:19:29.000 It's not that I hate Lane.

03:19:32.000 It's that I don't want Gerald to succeed.

03:19:37.000 That's the thing, Lane wins, Gerald loses.

03:19:40.000 I hate most people.

03:19:42.000 Hey, do you know that Lane drank all my wine last time we did a live stream?

03:19:46.000 Good.

03:19:46.000 Four Oscars, Gerald!

03:19:48.000 You got four Oscars for that?

03:19:50.000 For this overdone hamming it up for the cameras that no one can question.

03:19:54.000 What are you doing right now?

03:19:55.000 I mean, he killed the guy at the end.

03:19:57.000 Daniel Day-Lewis.

03:19:58.000 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:19:59.000 Are you doing Gangs of New York right there?

03:20:01.000 No, I was doing There Will Be Blood.

03:20:04.000 See?

03:20:04.000 Same guy!

03:20:05.000 I was close enough.

03:20:06.000 Same thing.

03:20:06.000 Alright, I have to use the restroom because it's been another two hours since I last went out.

03:20:10.000 You guys, you may not know this, they duck out, and then I have to carry this, and then they come back and they're like, oh boy, boy do I feel a million pounds lighter.

03:20:17.000 What are you talking about?

03:20:18.000 That's how I feel, how'd you know that?

03:20:20.000 Oh my god.

03:20:20.000 I know you did.

03:20:21.000 Because you gave me this symbol, which is the white supremacy symbol.

03:20:24.000 One time Jared wasn't here and you left, I was terrified.

03:20:27.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:20:27.000 Really?

03:20:28.000 Yeah, I know, he touches people.

03:20:30.000 Apparently Layton's scared and doesn't want to do it.

03:20:33.000 That's not true at all, dude.

03:20:34.000 I don't believe that one for one second. 0.98

03:20:36.000 He's gonna kick my butt for this, I know. 0.99

03:20:38.000 I think he does. 0.99

03:20:38.000 He understands it's a leverage game and he has longer arms and he just can... You guys, bring that table in. 0.99

03:20:43.000 We're doing this.

03:20:44.000 Bring it in.

03:20:45.000 Bring that, you know, bring that arm wrestling table we bought.

03:20:48.000 You guys have to sign a waiver.

03:20:50.000 Weren't you gonna have someone poke that pressure point on your back?

03:20:54.000 No, that's not nice.

03:20:56.000 You were the one who suggested it, Gerald!

03:20:58.000 That's not true at all.

03:20:59.000 He also has something to spit in his mouth.

03:21:00.000 Well, go to the bathroom and prepare some spit. 1.00

03:21:03.000 You know when you get a crick in the shoulder?

03:21:05.000 I was holding my beautiful young baby that can now smile.

03:21:08.000 So, you're looking down the whole time when you're holding, like, hoping to get a smile.

03:21:08.000 Oh, that's cute.

03:21:12.000 They're bringing the table in.

03:21:13.000 Oh, they have a table.

03:21:14.000 Hey, why don't we bring the table in?

03:21:15.000 Nancy, the bear, the bear.

03:21:17.000 Just to your right.

03:21:17.000 I'm not sure if you see it.

03:21:19.000 Jeez.

03:21:20.000 Hey, Gerald.

03:21:21.000 What is going on here?

03:21:23.000 I don't want to do this.

03:21:23.000 I'm going to lose.

03:21:24.000 Hey, Gerald.

03:21:26.000 Oh, Layne.

03:21:26.000 Layne's here, baby.

03:21:27.000 Okay, this is going to suck. 0.52

03:21:30.000 Okay, while we wait for Stephen, can we take a chat? 0.85

03:21:32.000 Yeah, sure.

03:21:33.000 Whatever. 0.97

03:21:33.000 You have a silly one there? 0.97

03:21:35.000 Gerald's all defeated already. 0.99

03:21:39.000 He's freaking strong.

03:21:40.000 I just started lifting again and he's really strong.

03:21:44.000 Alright, let's do a chat.

03:21:45.000 What do we got there?

03:21:46.000 Alright.

03:21:47.000 We haven't hit the number yet, so there's still hope.

03:21:49.000 From GhostKing421.

03:21:51.000 Question for the crew.

03:21:52.000 What's your own personal favorite drinking story that's only allowed to be told on Mug Club for new muggers?

03:21:56.000 Oh no.

03:21:57.000 I don't understand the question.

03:21:58.000 Is that, like, a drinking story?

03:21:59.000 Oh my god, the bear's claw is attached to the door and it is being, it's on wheels, and the door's closing and the bear is going with it.

03:22:06.000 That's hilarious.

03:22:09.000 Oh my god, I wish we had a camera angle that got that.

03:22:11.000 It's just, it's too dark.

03:22:13.000 Oh my god.

03:22:15.000 All right, drinking story.

03:22:24.000 All right, drinking story.

03:22:25.000 There was this one time, there was this bear that just kind of moved with a door, man.

03:22:29.000 You're never gonna believe it.

03:22:31.000 Big bear.

03:22:33.000 All right, uh...

03:22:36.000 How about, oh shoot, I'll go way back.

03:22:38.000 I'll go way back.

03:22:40.000 I was in high school.

03:22:41.000 I was 16 or 17 having a party at my house.

03:22:44.000 We had a pool.

03:22:45.000 No big deal.

03:22:45.000 My dad was middle class in Arizona.

03:22:47.000 I had a party.

03:22:50.000 My parents were in Laughlin.

03:22:51.000 They were swingers.

03:22:52.000 They were in a swinger party. 1.00

03:22:54.000 I didn't know that until later, but that's where they were.

03:22:58.000 I had a big party, and my friend Hector, he said, hey, can I invite some friends over?

03:23:03.000 I said, yeah, sure, let's go to Burger King first.

03:23:04.000 I worked at Burger King, got free burgers.

03:23:06.000 Someone went to Burger King.

03:23:07.000 That's called theft, Josh.

03:23:08.000 Nah, they got the hookup from Luis and Luisana.

03:23:11.000 They ran the place.

03:23:11.000 They're a brother and sister.

03:23:12.000 They were a couple days old.

03:23:14.000 Yeah, and so we went and got some free burgers, brought it back to the place, and when I got back to my house, like, dude, 20 minutes.

03:23:19.000 The whole trip's like 20 minutes.

03:23:21.000 We get back, the whole block's full of cars. 1.00

03:23:23.000 And there's fucking cholos everywhere, dude. 1.00

03:23:25.000 No, no. 1.00

03:23:26.000 Shh.

03:23:27.000 Like top button cholos?

03:23:27.000 Everywhere.

03:23:29.000 Like I'm talking about like, not like that.

03:23:31.000 I mean, that's kind of like the Hollywood thing.

03:23:33.000 But it's like the khaki suit, right?

03:23:35.000 So it's like the Dickies.

03:23:37.000 Either the tan or the blue, the Dickie suit, or the flannel with the Dickies.

03:23:41.000 It's always Dickies, for sure, in Converse.

03:23:44.000 But they're all hanging out.

03:23:45.000 And I don't know any of these people.

03:23:47.000 So I get to the house, and I'm pulling a cooler out of my car, and these two cholos walk up, way older than me. 1.00

03:23:54.000 They go, hey fool, are you Josh? 0.98

03:23:56.000 I was like, yeah, what's up? 0.99

03:23:57.000 And they were like, alright, cool.

03:23:58.000 And they grabbed the cooler and took it into my backyard.

03:24:01.000 They had already helped themselves to my backyard!

03:24:03.000 Really?

03:24:04.000 Yeah, and I was like, all right, well, this is cool.

03:24:06.000 And then so I was like, hey, my parents said, I'm kidding.

03:24:08.000 Like, hey, my parents said we can't go in the pool.

03:24:10.000 Like, that's one of the rules.

03:24:11.000 Yada, yada, yada.

03:24:12.000 They're like, all right, cool.

03:24:13.000 Nobody gets in the pool.

03:24:14.000 So we're like, all right, we're cool.

03:24:15.000 We're hanging out.

03:24:16.000 We're having a good time.

03:24:16.000 It's like an hour, two hours later.

03:24:18.000 And this one dude, by the way, white guy.

03:24:20.000 It's always the white guy.

03:24:21.000 Didn't know who he was. 0.99

03:24:23.000 Uh, he started to do crazy shit and he got in the pool and we said, hey, don't get in the pool. 1.00

03:24:27.000 He said, fuck you. 1.00

03:24:28.000 Two fingers up. 1.00

03:24:29.000 He's in the pool.

03:24:30.000 And I ran over to go take him out of the pool cause I was all mad.

03:24:33.000 And before I get to them to choke The rules of your house 1.00

03:24:56.000 Yeah, for sure.

03:24:56.000 And also the two Cholos that dragged that guy out.

03:24:58.000 Bro, you don't come into someone's house and not respect the rules.

03:25:00.000 I take off my shoes, whatever he says, bro.

03:25:02.000 You don't respect the rules.

03:25:04.000 They respect the homies. 1.00

03:25:05.000 I think they're better than Cholos. 1.00

03:25:08.000 The two guys dragged those guys. 0.80

03:25:09.000 I didn't see those guys either.

03:25:10.000 They definitely went somewhere with that guy and did something.

03:25:14.000 Was it Pete Buttigieg?

03:25:15.000 I wish.

03:25:17.000 Aww. 0.59

03:25:17.000 Just some random white dude. 0.59

03:25:18.000 They were doing butt stuff, bro. 0.98

03:25:19.000 Oh, I got it.

03:25:20.000 That guy likes it.

03:25:21.000 I'm not kidding.

03:25:22.000 It's like, but look, whatever you want to do.

03:25:23.000 Like, that's not my place, but it's gross.

03:25:26.000 Take it in the alley.

03:25:27.000 I hear that's fine.

03:25:28.000 You know, sometimes I wish, like, it was easier for me if I was in the butt stuff because it'd be very easy access because I only do my top button, right?

03:25:35.000 Hey Stephen.

03:25:36.000 They brought in a table and a lane.

03:25:36.000 What, bro?

03:25:39.000 We're so close.

03:25:39.000 Yeah, who do you bet on?

03:25:40.000 I bet on Lane.

03:25:41.000 Listen, Trump 47 for $47 Mug Club, make sure you do it right now and I get to lose to Lane.

03:25:46.000 I reached that next year.

03:25:47.000 Do you think, you guys did this before in Lane, Ginger Snap 1?

03:25:50.000 Yeah, but I mean, he's stronger than Lane.

03:25:52.000 That's not the right table for armrest.

03:25:54.000 I appreciate you pointing that out.

03:25:54.000 No, it's not.

03:25:56.000 Yeah, it's not the right table at all.

03:25:58.000 Because you're going to have to be reaching across the table, which removes the technical component.

03:26:02.000 25 more subs and then we arm wrestle and then the $1,000 thing. 0.93

03:26:05.000 And then can I go?

03:26:06.000 Because I'm hungry.

03:26:07.000 Yeah, but we gotta get 25 more subs. 1.00

03:26:09.000 That's not my fault.

03:26:10.000 I just, I don't, I don't control things.

03:26:12.000 Link, do you do curls?

03:26:15.000 Yeah he does.

03:26:16.000 He does curls?!

03:26:17.000 He does curls for all the Korean ladies.

03:26:19.000 I do all the curls.

03:26:20.000 He loves all the Asian ladies. 0.93

03:26:22.000 Hey, let me ask you this.

03:26:24.000 Do you think that blonde and brunette is a preference, redhead is borderline, but Asian ladies is a fetish? 0.99

03:26:32.000 Yeah.

03:26:32.000 I wouldn't say it's a fetish.

03:26:33.000 I don't think so.

03:26:34.000 No?

03:26:35.000 Especially if you're Asian.

03:26:36.000 I think it is if you're not Asian and you exclusively date Asians.

03:26:39.000 To be fair, Ginger Stamp, he actually grew up spending a lot of time in Korea.

03:26:43.000 He does like the ladies.

03:26:43.000 That's not a fetish.

03:26:44.000 He likes what he knows.

03:26:45.000 That's not a fetish.

03:26:45.000 That's comfort.

03:26:46.000 That's comfortability.

03:26:47.000 He didn't grow up spending time in Korea.

03:26:49.000 He moved there.

03:26:50.000 For the ladies. 0.75

03:26:53.000 By the way, when they got in their uniform, they all looked like a yellow power ranger.

03:27:01.000 They were all female gymnasts once they got in their uniforms. 1.00

03:27:03.000 Did you do any warm-ups?

03:27:04.000 No, I don't need to.

03:27:05.000 Just make the mic closer to yourself. 1.00

03:27:07.000 Oh shit, did you hear that? 1.00

03:27:08.000 No, I don't need to. 1.00

03:27:09.000 I love that confidence, Lane.

03:27:10.000 I don't need to.

03:27:11.000 Hell yeah, dude.

03:27:13.000 No respect for your arm wrestling prowess.

03:27:15.000 How do we do this at the table here?

03:27:16.000 It's the same table we did it on last time.

03:27:18.000 I don't think that's his microphone.

03:27:21.000 Is that the shotgun mic?

03:27:23.000 Hold on a second.

03:27:23.000 Let me move this out and then aim it towards you.

03:27:25.000 Oh, we got it.

03:27:26.000 It's not that hard.

03:27:28.000 There we go.

03:27:28.000 Can we hear Lane?

03:27:30.000 Okay, that's better.

03:27:30.000 Yo!

03:27:31.000 What were you doing?

03:27:32.000 Were you using the mic that was outside?

03:27:33.000 Were you using the security camera mic?

03:27:35.000 There's something wrong with the radar, sir.

03:27:37.000 There's something wrong with the radar, sir.

03:27:42.000 To the new Mug Club members, by the way, this is Lay in the Brain. 0.95

03:27:45.000 Ginger Snap, as Stephen calls him.

03:27:47.000 He's one of the researchers.

03:27:48.000 Very smart.

03:27:48.000 Comes in on Fridays and does stuff with Gerald.

03:27:51.000 And he likes the ladies.

03:27:54.000 You're still single, right?

03:27:54.000 And he loves them.

03:27:55.000 He is single, ladies.

03:27:59.000 Working on it.

03:28:01.000 Not including the satanic orgies that we had. 0.64

03:28:03.000 Well, other than that.

03:28:05.000 That doesn't mean that you're dating somebody, though.

03:28:07.000 No.

03:28:07.000 That's non-exclusive.

03:28:08.000 No, it's not exclusive.

03:28:09.000 That's kind of the unwritten agreement of satanic orgies.

03:28:13.000 I like Josh's parents.

03:28:14.000 Right, they got divorced.

03:28:15.000 Surprise.

03:28:18.000 Wow, that was a revelation.

03:28:20.000 Josh, I didn't know.

03:28:21.000 Yeah, my parents were swingers.

03:28:22.000 They were swingers?

03:28:22.000 They got divorced.

03:28:24.000 They were swingers?

03:28:24.000 I didn't know that.

03:28:25.000 Yeah.

03:28:26.000 I don't get that.

03:28:28.000 I don't get it either, dude.

03:28:29.000 Who wants to share?

03:28:31.000 I don't want to share at all.

03:28:33.000 You did share it.

03:28:34.000 I don't like what I'm seeing on my screen right now because there's one person who's giving me the updates on the count and they gave me one a second ago that said we're literally 10 away.

03:28:43.000 Ten away.

03:28:44.000 Trump 47.

03:28:44.000 Guys, Trump 47 to watch Gerald A. lose to Gingersnap.

03:28:50.000 And here's the crazy thing is Gingersnap would be in a totally different weight class if this was actually a sanctioned bout. 1.00

03:28:55.000 And I would not, I mean, I'm proud.

03:28:57.000 I don't think that arm wrestling has weight classes.

03:29:00.000 I think it does.

03:29:00.000 I don't think it does.

03:29:01.000 You're right, Josh.

03:29:02.000 They have that weird paraplegic leg.

03:29:03.000 What was that movie?

03:29:05.000 Over the Top.

03:29:06.000 Leg Placid.

03:29:07.000 Leg Placid.

03:29:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

03:29:08.000 Actually, that was pretty good.

03:29:09.000 I looked back at Leg Placid.

03:29:10.000 I was like, this is not a bad film.

03:29:12.000 When Betty White calls someone a bunch of...

03:29:18.000 She's just like everything is a homophobic diatribe from Betty White. 1.00

03:29:21.000 Betty White basically became funny because she swore and said really bad sexual things. 1.00

03:29:25.000 As an old woman.

03:29:26.000 One of the best insults ever was Betty White and there's this actor who looks like he's a real-life character from Wallace and Gromit on Boston Legal and he and she's just she's just insulting everybody and he walks in she just goes my what an interesting face My dad and I, because you look and he has a very odd face.

03:29:43.000 There's no other way, but she goes, my what an interesting face. 1.00

03:29:45.000 And my dad and I just quote it all the time.

03:29:47.000 Hey, guess what?

03:29:48.000 There are weight classes.

03:29:48.000 Yes, there are.

03:29:49.000 Yeah, just pull that up.

03:29:51.000 Can I share an arm wrestling story?

03:29:53.000 No, you can't.

03:29:54.000 Can we zoom in?

03:29:57.000 What source is this?

03:29:57.000 Where'd you find this?

03:29:58.000 On GeoCity?

03:29:59.000 The World Arm Wrestling Federation or something.

03:30:01.000 Federation?

03:30:03.000 WAF?

03:30:04.000 I've heard of WAP.

03:30:04.000 WAF.

03:30:05.000 What's your arm wrestling story there?

03:30:10.000 On my last deployment to Afghanistan, on the way home, we stopped at this place and we get to drink beers and you get like two beers each.

03:30:18.000 But the underage guys, they get tickets too.

03:30:19.000 And we take their tickets.

03:30:19.000 Right.

03:30:21.000 And we got a little drunk.

03:30:21.000 Yeah.

03:30:22.000 And it was it was all a bunch of army guys and Air Force guys in Kyrgyzstan.

03:30:25.000 And we started arm wrestling.

03:30:28.000 And it was it was a big, big to do.

03:30:31.000 And then I think the Air Force guys were winning, to be honest, which is embarrassing. 0.98

03:30:36.000 But then the Canadians showed up and we fucking wrecked those dudes! 1.00

03:30:40.000 We joined forces! 1.00

03:30:42.000 Air Force, Army, fuckin' Canada, dude? 0.98

03:30:45.000 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

03:30:46.000 Get your fuckin' hockey arms out of here, dude. 0.99

03:30:48.000 You wanna be surprised? 0.99

03:30:51.000 Because here comes some friendly fire.

03:30:56.000 All right, so we hit the number, unfortunately.

03:30:58.000 All right, let's have the Newsies announce it.

03:31:00.000 The Newsies announce the next tier.

03:31:02.000 No, no, they did.

03:31:04.000 We hit that tier that the Newsies announced, which was... I don't remember what the number was.

03:31:07.000 I don't know why.

03:31:07.000 Yes, they did.

03:31:07.000 They did.

03:31:08.000 They hit them all.

03:31:09.000 Just the Newsies announce the tier.

03:31:09.000 But let's go ahead.

03:31:11.000 What?

03:31:12.000 I don't have... You got one.

03:31:13.000 I don't have one in there.

03:31:14.000 Are you done?

03:31:16.000 Just give me the next Newsies tier announcement.

03:31:18.000 Sure.

03:31:18.000 Okay.

03:31:19.000 Sure, sure.

03:31:19.000 Here we go.

03:31:20.000 Extra, extra, what's the matter with you?

03:31:21.000 I'm just gonna go get a drink.

03:31:30.000 Extra, extra!

03:31:31.000 Read all about it!

03:31:32.000 My club hits 3876 new subscribers!

03:31:36.000 See?

03:31:37.000 Big news!

03:31:38.000 You won't believe your eyes! 0.93

03:31:39.000 Straight black men are now the white men of black people! 0.99

03:31:42.000 Oh boy! 0.93

03:31:43.000 Look at those two! 0.96

03:31:44.000 Gentlemen, you are devoted!

03:31:45.000 Ha ha! 0.86

03:31:46.000 See?

03:31:47.000 You thought you were special.

03:31:49.000 Extra, extra!

03:31:49.000 Read all about it!

03:31:51.000 Are they looking our way?

03:31:53.000 Look the other way.

03:31:58.000 All right.

03:32:00.000 It's official because, by the way, there are tons of other Newsy installments.

03:32:03.000 The original thing with the Newsies was the Newsies were reading modern headlines from actual newspapers and they're way worse.

03:32:10.000 There's 25 of them.

03:32:11.000 There's like 25 of them.

03:32:13.000 They're not real headlines, that's the problem.

03:32:15.000 No, no, a lot of them are.

03:32:17.000 A lot of them are.

03:32:18.000 Are you serious?

03:32:19.000 Yes.

03:32:19.000 Actually, all the ones we did today that were for the tiers, they're all real headlines.

03:32:23.000 They're all real headlines.

03:32:25.000 My fake headlines are not even close to as funny as these.

03:32:28.000 Yeah, I don't know.

03:32:29.000 I'm a little bit worried.

03:32:30.000 Hey, this looks like Charlie Rose.

03:32:32.000 I love that.

03:32:35.000 I love this.

03:32:36.000 It's like a cool shot.

03:32:39.000 I think you should do this shirtless just for the lady. 1.00

03:32:41.000 No, come on, dude.

03:32:43.000 Stop procrastinating. 0.99

03:32:45.000 This shot is way too serious for something this silly. 0.98

03:32:48.000 No, it's just as serious as it needs to be. 0.97

03:32:50.000 All right. 0.98

03:32:51.000 Chat says losers should take their shirt off. 0.99

03:32:53.000 Yes! 0.99

03:32:53.000 Agreed! 0.99

03:32:54.000 Well, that means you're gonna see my chest and that's not good for anyone.

03:32:58.000 What's that called when you do like a... Like hustling?

03:33:00.000 Like sharking?

03:33:01.000 All right, what are we doing?

03:33:01.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:33:02.000 All right, are we doing one or are we doing best of three?

03:33:05.000 I don't... I just want to do one.

03:33:06.000 Well, we'll see how it goes.

03:33:08.000 Oh, really?

03:33:09.000 Yeah, we'll see how it goes. 0.99

03:33:11.000 Everyone shut up. 0.98

03:33:11.000 Hold on a second. 0.98

03:33:13.000 Trump 47.

03:33:14.000 You type in Trump 47, it's $47 is my club through tomorrow at midnight.

03:33:18.000 What is that over there?

03:33:20.000 That was the wrong button.

03:33:21.000 The people operating the tech can't play the drinking game.

03:33:21.000 Okay, new rule.

03:33:24.000 No, it's too late.

03:33:25.000 They can't play the drinking game.

03:33:27.000 Nah, it's fine.

03:33:28.000 It's fine.

03:33:29.000 We're gonna go this way?

03:33:29.000 Okay.

03:33:29.000 Alright.

03:33:31.000 Who... Okay, let's... Hold on, let's start... I guess I need to officiate this?

03:33:35.000 Yes, definitely.

03:33:35.000 You gotta do something.

03:33:37.000 You want the handheld?

03:33:37.000 You have the handheld over here.

03:33:38.000 You can bring your body into it in arm wrestling, right?

03:33:41.000 I think you're allowed to.

03:33:42.000 Yeah, I think you You know you can't have one person

03:34:11.000 Oh, fine.

03:34:12.000 I'll fix it.

03:34:12.000 I got it!

03:34:32.000 I Okay, so arm wrestling.

03:34:37.000 Alright, so here.

03:34:37.000 Am I in the way?

03:34:38.000 I'm trying to think of the shot.

03:34:39.000 Alright.

03:34:39.000 Am I in the way?

03:34:40.000 Do you guys... Well, hold on a second.

03:34:41.000 That's not neutral.

03:34:42.000 Lane starting way closer.

03:34:43.000 Gerald, you're giving up that ground right off the bat.

03:34:45.000 I did that last time, too.

03:34:46.000 What are you doing?

03:34:48.000 You're giving him an advantage.

03:34:49.000 You don't need to give him...

03:34:52.000 Okay, that counts as a warm-up.

03:34:53.000 That's a warm-up.

03:34:54.000 All right, so hold on.

03:34:55.000 Hold on.

03:34:55.000 Guys, establish.

03:34:57.000 I don't like my chances.

03:34:57.000 All right.

03:34:58.000 Here, okay.

03:34:59.000 Are you guys both getting tight?

03:35:01.000 Okay, and if you hear a snap, crackle, or pop, that means it's good.

03:35:04.000 So, all right, ready?

03:35:06.000 Everyone, place your bets in three, two, one.

03:35:10.000 He's so strong.

03:35:11.000 Prove your manhood!

03:35:12.000 He's so strong!

03:35:14.000 Come on, Lane! 0.99

03:35:19.000 Massage it! 0.92

03:35:20.000 I'll massage it! 0.71

03:35:25.000 That was so close!

03:35:27.000 Are we doing best two out of three?

03:35:28.000 No.

03:35:29.000 I think it's settled.

03:35:32.000 All right.

03:35:32.000 Ginger Snap wins.

03:35:33.000 We don't have a stinger out.

03:35:35.000 Well, I guess I'll just put the mic back over here.

03:35:37.000 Give it to me.

03:35:37.000 Yeah.

03:35:40.000 All right, well, I said the cricket by that guy.

03:35:43.000 Thank you, Lane.

03:35:44.000 It's table with me?

03:35:44.000 It really was.

03:35:45.000 I couldn't.

03:35:46.000 Yeah, you won.

03:35:47.000 It's your table.

03:35:47.000 One of the rematch Korean ladies are really going to take it.

03:35:49.000 They're going to like that.

03:35:50.000 A long time from now.

03:35:51.000 That's his table now.

03:35:52.000 Put that in your car.

03:35:53.000 Take it home.

03:35:54.000 You get it.

03:35:54.000 Yeah.

03:35:55.000 We're going to put that.

03:35:55.000 Screw it.

03:35:56.000 Does that mean that Gerald has to take off his shirt?

03:35:58.000 Yeah, take it off.

03:35:58.000 No.

03:35:59.000 Pop that top. 0.96

03:36:01.000 I didn't hear the rules.

03:36:02.000 Once you pop, the fun don't stop.

03:36:02.000 Pop that top off.

03:36:05.000 I'm not a can of Pringles.

03:36:05.000 That's right.

03:36:06.000 Earlier I had to put CBD stick on his back because we're gonna be hairy, man.

03:36:10.000 And then once we see his nips, it's gonna be bet you can't eat just one. 0.95

03:36:13.000 I gotta eat two!

03:36:16.000 I gotta eat two!

03:36:18.000 Lane's really strong for a guy who doesn't look like he works out.

03:36:21.000 Yes, he does look like he works out.

03:36:22.000 What are you talking about?

03:36:24.000 Out of everyone in the office, he clearly looks like he works there.

03:36:27.000 That's why the joke works.

03:36:28.000 There is no doubt whatsoever.

03:36:30.000 As opposed to these people who are sitting on Dr. Evil chairs on CNN right now.

03:36:36.000 This is MSNBC.

03:36:38.000 They're like, yeah, we want to make the set look like the bordello of blood.

03:36:42.000 How about that Cruella de Vil dress here? 0.99

03:36:44.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.94

03:36:45.000 It's fuckin' sweet. 0.98

03:36:46.000 Christy Noem shot a dog, she made a dress out of them. 0.98

03:36:50.000 Look, it's just, everyone is so weird on CNN.

03:36:53.000 Alright, we hit that tier.

03:36:54.000 Oh, somebody already made this.

03:36:58.000 We gave them too easy of a backdrop.

03:37:00.000 Who made that?

03:37:01.000 Shout him out.

03:37:02.000 That was not bad.

03:37:03.000 Yeah, who made it?

03:37:03.000 Let's give him a shout out to the Mug Club community.

03:37:05.000 Do we know who made that?

03:37:07.000 Chad is demanding that my shirt comes off.

03:37:09.000 No, why?

03:37:10.000 In the very last moment of the stream.

03:37:12.000 Look, Gerald, you've been begging these people on this telethon for well over three and a half hours.

03:37:18.000 I think you've got to give the people what they want, Gerald.

03:37:20.000 You've been teasing them.

03:37:22.000 You've been teasing them over there.

03:37:23.000 Yeah, give them the flag behind you.

03:37:25.000 Come on, dude.

03:37:26.000 It's patriotism.

03:37:28.000 Oh, he's coming down to the spotlight.

03:37:29.000 There he goes.

03:37:31.000 Right in the wrong lighting, but you know, you did it.

03:37:31.000 Alright.

03:37:34.000 Wow!

03:37:34.000 You did it.

03:37:35.000 There he is. 1.00

03:37:36.000 That's the shit that gives kids nightmares. 1.00

03:37:38.000 Alright. 1.00

03:37:40.000 His kids, to be specific.

03:37:41.000 They're checking their bed for him.

03:37:46.000 Hey monster, can you check for dads under the bed?

03:37:49.000 Tomorrow, Singlet, you're gonna see more.

03:37:53.000 More people seeking counsel for the slender man. 0.98

03:37:55.000 I hate all of you.

03:37:57.000 He's hardly slender. 0.60

03:37:58.000 And Gerald's built well, man.

03:38:00.000 He's a Notre Dame football player.

03:38:02.000 Yeah, he was one of those guys where people said, you go run here and hit them, and then they gave him steroids and he didn't know what Notre Dame.

03:38:09.000 And he got insanely big and strong.

03:38:11.000 That middle part didn't happen.

03:38:12.000 It absolutely didn't happen.

03:38:13.000 I don't want to do Oklahoma drills.

03:38:16.000 With Gerald.

03:38:17.000 I'll arm wrestle him. 0.92

03:38:18.000 I'm not gonna do Oklahomas.

03:38:19.000 It's when you land your back each head-to-head and then one guy's a football and you both get up at the same time and the guy with the football has to get past the guy without the football.

03:38:19.000 What are Oklahomas?

03:38:29.000 That's how Kamala Harris got her job at City Council. 1.00

03:38:32.000 Except it was a dildo. 0.98

03:38:33.000 She just blew him. 0.99

03:38:34.000 It was just a mirror. 0.98

03:38:36.000 Except there was a black guy she put in jail. 0.88

03:38:38.000 Yeah, exactly.

03:38:40.000 Hey, look. 0.99

03:38:40.000 Hey, most black guys put in jail by a fuckin' DA in that area since, I don't know, I made it up. 0.99

03:38:45.000 Well, never pass up an opportunity for free labor. 0.99

03:38:49.000 Right.

03:38:50.000 That's what Kamala says. 0.54

03:38:51.000 That's what Kamala says. 0.54

03:38:52.000 I would never say that.

03:38:53.000 Kamala.

03:38:53.000 I need to hit the gym a little bit more.

03:38:53.000 Kamala.

03:38:55.000 What are you looking for?

03:38:56.000 You're pointing at noodles.

03:38:57.000 Is there something that we're missing?

03:38:58.000 Because we're about to land this plane.

03:39:00.000 There we go.

03:39:00.000 Oh!

03:39:00.000 You know what?

03:39:01.000 This is a good one to end on right here.

03:39:03.000 We're, like, flying past that goal, by the way.

03:39:03.000 What is this?

03:39:06.000 I shouldn't put my hand up and to the right like this.

03:39:08.000 No, no, no.

03:39:09.000 It's very in line.

03:39:09.000 It's good.

03:39:10.000 I should pull that down.

03:39:11.000 It's very in line with your blue eyes, blonde hair.

03:39:14.000 It's going up and to the right!

03:39:16.000 And six foot five frame.

03:39:17.000 And the fascist lighting on your flag behind you.

03:39:20.000 Really?

03:39:21.000 No, I like it.

03:39:21.000 Is it that bad?

03:39:22.000 I like it.

03:39:23.000 You know what, to be honest with you, that Biden speech where it was all red behind him and everyone... I thought it was cool.

03:39:28.000 I thought he looked stronger.

03:39:29.000 It definitely, like, fit the bill.

03:39:30.000 He looks like a strong man.

03:39:31.000 The polls are going up!

03:39:33.000 Shouldn't do that.

03:39:33.000 Yes.

03:39:35.000 I get it.

03:39:36.000 How many people?

03:39:37.000 Nine! 0.98

03:39:38.000 Okay, got it.

03:39:39.000 So anyway, this is a good one.

03:39:40.000 So we have, this is not a question, but a proud mama comment.

03:39:44.000 My homeschooled daughter just used her hard-earned first paycheck to get her subscription to Crowder. 1.00

03:39:50.000 You're a terrible parent, but thank you very much to the daughter.

03:39:50.000 Oh, thank you.

03:39:54.000 We'll expect CPS in the morning.

03:39:58.000 We love you, and we appreciate it.

03:39:59.000 Well, it depends on how old she is, you know. 0.98

03:40:01.000 If she's the age of 14, it's probably fine.

03:40:05.000 Child labor.

03:40:06.000 Or if you're good parents.

03:40:07.000 I've always said this, too.

03:40:08.000 If you're good parents, profanity and stuff like that, it shouldn't matter if the kids hear it.

03:40:14.000 Right.

03:40:14.000 Because you teach them, hey, you don't speak like this in good company.

03:40:20.000 You don't act like this.

03:40:22.000 It didn't work with me. 1.00

03:40:23.000 I called our pastor a little bastard. 1.00

03:40:25.000 Was he a little bastard, though? 1.00

03:40:26.000 Yeah, but that's not the point. 1.00

03:40:26.000 He was a little bastard. 1.00

03:40:27.000 It was, I heard my grandfather, he would say, ah, come here, you little bastard. 1.00

03:40:30.000 You know, my grandfather used to say, he used to say, uh, don't be a Dutchman. 0.99

03:40:34.000 And I didn't know what that meant.

03:40:35.000 Yeah, I think I had no idea.

03:40:36.000 Yeah, but then, you know, I get older and I go, oh.

03:40:38.000 It's code. 0.72

03:40:39.000 He killed Nazis. 0.95

03:40:40.000 Yes. 1.00

03:40:41.000 He was telling me to fucking chill or he's gonna kill me. 0.99

03:40:44.000 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

03:40:45.000 Yeah.

03:40:45.000 Josh is, yeah.

03:40:47.000 Lit.

03:40:48.000 Yeah, you know what my- That's true, that's a true story.

03:40:48.000 Yeah.

03:40:51.000 I'm not- I'm not lit.

03:40:54.000 I'm- I had one- I'm taking an Uber.

03:40:56.000 I had one grandfather, one grandfather, who didn't say he was gonna kill Dutchman, but he said, like, he really sat me down and he wanted me to focus, right?

03:41:04.000 And every now and then you get those lessons where they kind of, you know, they have their moments of lucidity. 0.96

03:41:08.000 He said, look, and he called me a little bastard, it was a term I could hear. 1.00

03:41:12.000 He said, look, little bastard, And he said, blacks are inferior. 1.00

03:41:12.000 Yeah, O.L.B. 1.00

03:41:16.000 I was like, what?

03:41:18.000 And then it was generational.

03:41:20.000 And I thought... He meant the squirrels.

03:41:22.000 Sure, but he's wrong.

03:41:23.000 He's wrong.

03:41:24.000 Of course he's wrong.

03:41:25.000 There's so many ways, dude.

03:41:27.000 I just think that honestly he, you know, he was on the school track team and he wanted to get that one back.

03:41:27.000 Yeah, I know.

03:41:33.000 He did.

03:41:35.000 So he just, he sat me down and that was his life lesson.

03:41:37.000 And so the point is my grandfather never taught me anything of value.

03:41:41.000 Well that's sad.

03:41:41.000 Yeah.

03:41:42.000 We can't end on that.

03:41:43.000 It's wrong to hate.

03:41:44.000 We can't end on that.

03:41:45.000 How about this?

03:41:46.000 And I'll let you finish it up.

03:41:48.000 Tune in Wednesday.

03:41:50.000 No show tomorrow.

03:41:51.000 Tune in Wednesday for the live show 9 a.m.

03:41:53.000 Well 10 a.m.

03:41:54.000 Eastern time.

03:41:54.000 We have to use Satan's time.

03:41:56.000 10 a.m.

03:41:56.000 Eastern we're going to announce the winners of all of those things that we just talked about.

03:41:59.000 The $1,000.

03:42:00.000 The two rifles from Watchtower.

03:42:02.000 Thank you guys very much at Watchtower.

03:42:04.000 And make sure that you let people know Trump 47 until tomorrow night at midnight.

03:42:09.000 Right.

03:42:10.000 And you know what, I will say this, because Watchtower has stepped in and we're giving away these AR-15s.

03:42:14.000 Yeah.

03:42:15.000 And remember back in the day, Mug Club was, we wanted to do an AR-15 giveaway.

03:42:20.000 I want to say this was in 2016.

03:42:22.000 And they said, you can't do that.

03:42:23.000 They said, there's no way you can do that.

03:42:25.000 So we announced an AR-15 giveaway.

03:42:26.000 And then it was like, we sent someone a credit so they could technically buy a rifle.

03:42:31.000 I'm pretty sure they used it to buy illicit substances.

03:42:34.000 But at this point in time- Was it Cracky Joe Hunter Biden?

03:42:37.000 Yeah, it was.

03:42:37.000 Oh, there we go.

03:42:39.000 I did it, you guys.

03:42:40.000 Geez, it's not fair.

03:42:44.000 Geez.

03:42:45.000 But being able to do this now, I was like, well, why can't we give it?

03:42:48.000 They were like, because it's too much liability.

03:42:49.000 And I was like, it's not that much liability if you just ask them if they're, you know, they check the two boxes, white, Caucasian, as well as not Hispanic, Latino. 0.75

03:42:58.000 There you go.

03:42:58.000 If they check both those boxes, probably fine.

03:43:01.000 You know they're probably fine.

03:43:02.000 Oh, no.

03:43:06.000 It's the one area of discrimination that still exists.

03:43:11.000 Your driver's license and when you get a firearm transfer at FFL, you have to check that you are white, Caucasian, your race, as well as not Hispanic Latino.

03:43:23.000 Didn't we go over this?

03:43:24.000 We want to do it again.

03:43:26.000 Just to make sure.

03:43:28.000 But now no one can tell us, and of course, obviously it's only transferred to someone who can legally own a firearm.

03:43:32.000 It goes through that process.

03:43:34.000 No one can tell us that we can't send a wonderful rifle from Watchtower to a Mug Club member. 1.00

03:43:38.000 It's true.

03:43:39.000 No one can step in and say, hey, you can't do that.

03:43:41.000 Well, sure we can.

03:43:42.000 Why?

03:43:43.000 Because we answer to you.

03:43:44.000 We don't answer to anybody else, and that is one thing that, look, obviously there's a lot of work that goes into this, and obviously, you know, our country is facing, really is facing a tipping point.

03:43:55.000 That wasn't just lip service earlier today.

03:43:57.000 I mean it.

03:43:58.000 This is the most important election of our lifetime, and that's why we are trying to put this infrastructure, and now you've made it happen.

03:44:03.000 The infrastructure in place to have an election stream that is unprecedented, all of that is true.

03:44:09.000 But we are also very grateful, and at the end of the day, we put in more hours here than I would wager anyone else.

03:44:15.000 And I mean everyone here, by the way, because you don't see the whole team of people back there who are staying late.

03:44:20.000 Who are not only helping us with this stream right now, but ensuring that the investigative work continues, ensuring that we have the groundwork laid for when we do get ready for the election.

03:44:28.000 They're making phone calls as we speak.

03:44:30.000 It's a lot of work, but it really is a labor of love, because I would rather... You always... Everyone serves a master, and of course your first master should be, you know, God above the Creator, and that's first and foremost.

03:44:42.000 I think we all agree with that.

03:44:43.000 But then as far as it relates to your business, you can either serve A nonprofit and a few big donors out there, which is most of the PACs and most of the media that you see on both the left and the right.

03:44:54.000 You can serve one of the five media conglomerates in this country right now, both on the left and the right.

03:45:02.000 You can serve the overlords at big tech where you play ball and you don't discuss the issues that they deem to be unacceptable.

03:45:09.000 Or, you can serve, and yeah, look, we do serve you.

03:45:13.000 I'm not going to lie and say we're completely independent.

03:45:15.000 We're not independent, if not for you.

03:45:17.000 Muklub does not exist, if not for you. 1.00

03:45:19.000 Light Earth Crackdown, none of this exists.

03:45:20.000 Nick DiPaolo doesn't exist, if not for you.

03:45:23.000 But if you have to pick, at the end of the day, Someone to serve.

03:45:27.000 I would much rather than a non-profit than a giant technocrat oligarch or even frankly some of the old guard here in conservative and leftist media.

03:45:37.000 I'd much rather answer to you and Tonight solidifies that.

03:45:43.000 You made this happen.

03:45:44.000 It's you.

03:45:45.000 And so between now and election night, November 2024, it's a sprint.

03:45:51.000 Every town hall, every debate, every October surprise, we will be there and we are beholden to you.

03:45:58.000 We need to share that experience with you.

03:46:00.000 We need to provide information, enlightenment, or entertainment, one of those three, every single time that we get on air, to you.

03:46:08.000 Why?

03:46:08.000 Because you have paid for it.

03:46:10.000 And you should hold us accountable, to be clear.

03:46:12.000 Even if you signed up tonight with a promo code $47, guess what?

03:46:16.000 You have voted with your dollar.

03:46:17.000 There aren't that many ways today to actually put your money where your mouth is.

03:46:22.000 We're not sacrificing rams, right?

03:46:24.000 You're probably not going into a war right now.

03:46:28.000 But you are putting that $47 down with no guarantee of anything in return.

03:46:35.000 But a promise from us.

03:46:37.000 And when I say that we give you our word, we are going to build an infrastructure that has never happened before.

03:46:41.000 When I say that on election night 2024, you will not.

03:46:45.000 You can if you want to.

03:46:46.000 We don't ask that you only tune into us.

03:46:48.000 We just guarantee you that we will be the best place that you tune into.

03:46:52.000 We guarantee that we will be on top of it to a degree that no one else possibly can, because we fleshed this out and said, okay, what do we need?

03:46:59.000 What can we do?

03:47:00.000 And how can we best serve you?

03:47:02.000 And at the end of the day, when you walk into that door, and you realize that you have to answer to somebody, and we all do, we all do, to be clear, there is not a person on this earth who doesn't answer to somebody else.

03:47:15.000 I am very happy and very grateful, even through this whole, some would say debacle, some would say entertainment, but everything that has transpired tonight.

03:47:25.000 After all of that, at the end of the day, between now and this election time, I am grateful to be able to answer to you.

03:47:32.000 I am grateful to, if I have to serve a master, that it is collectively you, as opposed to anyone else.

03:47:40.000 And I mean that.

03:47:41.000 If I could have my choice right now, I could line them up.

03:47:44.000 ABC Disney, NBC Universal, CBS, whatever it is, Comcast, I'm getting these a little bit mixed up there, News Corp, Turner Broadcasting, or 30 donors, or a political candidate, or a PAC.

03:47:59.000 If I could pick out of a hat, who do I want to answer to?

03:48:02.000 It's the people who have created a network that has never existed before, and hopefully many more will exist after this.

03:48:09.000 Mug Club, you. 0.99

03:48:10.000 You've made this happen.

03:48:11.000 We here all answer to you.

03:48:15.000 There's no doubt about that.

03:48:16.000 I want to be very, very clear.

03:48:18.000 You do wield the power.

03:48:19.000 You have voted with your dollar.

03:48:21.000 We appreciate it.

03:48:21.000 At the end of the day, when we walk through that door, this is home.

03:48:25.000 And when we say, hey, honey, I'm home, guess what?

03:48:27.000 It's you.

03:48:28.000 We serve you.

03:48:29.000 We answer to you.

03:48:30.000 And I wouldn't have it any other way.

03:48:31.000 We're going to see you Wednesday.

03:48:33.000 And by God, hold on to your butts, because this is going to be one hell of an election season, again, because of you.

03:48:38.000 See you Wednesday.

Louder with Crowder - April 30, 2024

Trump 2024 MAGA Stream & Official Endorsement with Don Jr!

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