Louder with Crowder - April 10, 2026


Trump Nukes Former 'Allies' on Truth: What Happens Next?

Topics
India's border security force snake bites in India
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Steven Crowder
Mentioned
Lawrence Fishburne Shirley Temple Barack Obama Kate Nevins Amin Shah JD Vance Shoutout.us Moonlights Williams Morgan Oliver Trump Cameo Calci Joey Mary
Is Israel Sabotaging The US-Iran Ceasefire? How Trump Plans to Shut Down Hormuz - Plus Eric Swalwell is Cooked

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39

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It's Friday and the boys are back with a new Friday show. This week, the boys talk about the Iran peace talks, voting rights, and what it means to be a representative republic in a democracy. They also discuss the latest in the Trump vs. Kim Jong-un saga, and a new segment called "The Toughest Man in the Room."

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00:07:18.000 Rumble Premium and join now for $99 annually or $9.99 a month to get the entirely ad free experience and an ever expanding roster of content, creators, and free speech.
00:07:47.000 Glad to be with you.
00:07:48.000 It is Friday, which means if you're watching this, you have like five minutes just so you, but this is a love letter to Mug Club OG Rumble Premium.
00:07:55.000 You get the entire Friday.
00:07:57.000 A lot of people don't know that we have a whole Friday show, and we are live.
00:08:00.000 We're going to be talking about President Trump's truth, social carpet bomb, I guess.
00:08:07.000 Nuke. 1.00
00:08:08.000 We're going to be talking about India because that's always gross. 1.00
00:08:11.000 And then we'll be talking about voting rights and what a representative republic means. 1.00
00:08:17.000 We've been talking about it this week, but we just never got to it because there was so much. 0.99
00:08:21.000 Damn news. 0.97
00:08:23.000 Here's just kind of the short end of it. 0.99
00:08:25.000 Not everyone should have the privilege of voting, to be clear.
00:08:28.000 It's historically not been a universal right, and certainly not to criminals, certainly not to minors, certainly not to people who contribute nothing and take their entire lives.
00:08:38.000 For some reason, we've allowed this to become a controversial issue now.
00:08:42.000 It's not.
00:08:43.000 It never has been.
00:08:43.000 What you perceive voting to be is not what voting is meant to be, certainly in a constitutional republic.
00:08:48.000 Captain Morgan, CEO, how are you?
00:08:49.000 I'm doing fine.
00:08:49.000 How are you?
00:08:50.000 I'm okay.
00:08:50.000 I just wanted to keep you on your toes.
00:08:51.000 Okay.
00:08:52.000 I was ready.
00:08:52.000 What's this going on?
00:08:53.000 Oh, something on CNN right now.
00:08:54.000 Iran peace talks, set for tomorrow in Pakistan.
00:08:58.000 JD Vance is on his way there now. 1.00
00:08:59.000 Yeah, I don't trust the Pakistanis. 1.00
00:09:02.000 Why not? 1.00
00:09:03.000 I just don't like them.
00:09:10.000 Oh, that's why.
00:09:15.000 Okay, got it.
00:09:16.000 Yeah.
00:09:17.000 It's just funny.
00:09:18.000 It's like the Indians and the Pakistanis can't stand it because there's no one left to despise. 1.00
00:09:23.000 Like, you are bad. 1.00
00:09:24.000 No, you are bad. 0.98
00:09:25.000 No, you are. 1.00
00:09:26.000 Okay, you're more bad. 0.97
00:09:27.000 Okay. 0.99
00:09:28.000 They do their silly border dance with the fans. 0.97
00:09:30.000 Have you seen that? 0.97
00:09:31.000 Oh, dude, it's freaking hilarious.
00:09:33.000 We can border dance if we want to.
00:09:35.000 We can leave our nukes behind.
00:09:38.000 They have nuclear weapons.
00:09:40.000 How did that happen?
00:09:42.000 We have many snakes and we die by trains and you're no friend of mine.
00:09:47.000 They're natural.
00:09:48.000 We'll get to that.
00:09:48.000 Natural predator is trains and snakes.
00:09:51.000 It's true. 1.00
00:09:52.000 In India, In 2026.
00:09:54.000 Yes.
00:09:55.000 And you know him, you love him, you hear this when he's on.
00:10:00.000 That's what you hear.
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:01.000 Yeah.
00:10:02.000 I was, well, incubated in his testicles, popscrotter. 0.99
00:10:06.000 I knew it was going to get vulgar. 0.99
00:10:07.000 It was like, no, it's not.
00:10:08.000 That's medical nomenclature.
00:10:09.000 It's medical.
00:10:10.000 He was the best swimmer.
00:10:11.000 Yes, I was.
00:10:12.000 JD says Lebanon.
00:10:13.000 Does he say Pakistan to like Barack Obama?
00:10:16.000 He does say Lebanon.
00:10:17.000 Well, how do you say it?
00:10:18.000 Lebanon or Lebanon?
00:10:19.000 How do they say it?
00:10:21.000 I don't care.
00:10:21.000 I don't either.
00:10:22.000 I'm just curious.
00:10:23.000 They say Dr. America.
00:10:24.000 Oh, that's different. 1.00
00:10:25.000 Well, that's the Hezbollah people. 0.96
00:10:26.000 Not so much the Lebanese people. 1.00
00:10:27.000 The Lebanese people themselves would probably like to return to not being a cesspool. 1.00
00:10:30.000 And also, by the way, you should mention. 1.00
00:10:33.000 Shoutout.
00:10:34.000 Shoutout.us.
00:10:35.000 Explain to people what it is.
00:10:36.000 It's a place where people can go and get shoutouts and encouraging messages from conservative people like you soon.
00:10:42.000 It's like Cameo, but without the communism.
00:10:44.000 So a lot of your conservative creators are. 1.00
00:10:45.000 Without the transgenders. 1.00
00:10:47.000 Oh, that's right. 1.00
00:10:48.000 That's right.
00:10:49.000 No, we're fine.
00:10:50.000 He didn't say it.
00:10:51.000 He said, by the way, why is your hat on backwards, Toolman?
00:10:56.000 What are you in?
00:10:56.000 The Burger King Kids Club?
00:10:58.000 Put my headphones on and I realized it was backwards.
00:11:00.000 Like White House Party.
00:11:02.000 You didn't even realize it.
00:11:03.000 All you have to do is take your headphones off to turn it around, though.
00:11:05.000 All right, I'll do it during the sketch.
00:11:09.000 Who wants to bet he spent time pulling out that little tough?
00:11:11.000 That's a cool way.
00:11:12.000 I literally did.
00:11:14.000 Is it here?
00:11:15.000 Ah, there we go.
00:11:17.000 He consulted his son.
00:11:18.000 Joey, what do you think?
00:11:18.000 You like the tough with the tough?
00:11:20.000 No tough?
00:11:20.000 He said, I don't think any of this is good.
00:11:22.000 I waste my time.
00:11:23.000 Thanks.
00:11:23.000 Go with the tough, Dad.
00:11:25.000 It's a compliment.
00:11:27.000 It's a compliment, yeah.
00:11:29.000 Whatever.
00:11:29.000 All right.
00:11:30.000 First thing because it's Friday, it's fun.
00:11:32.000 I want you to meet Kate Nevins, a Green Party candidate for the Scottish. 0.65
00:11:37.000 Parliament and also Moonlights as Shirley Temple turned abomination.
00:11:44.000 So I would want to see the people in Scotland.
00:11:48.000 Prisons are not safe, they're violent, they're really poor for people's health and wellbeing, particularly if you're a woman, and they fail to support rehabilitation.
00:11:56.000 So actually, they don't make those of us who are not breaking the law safer either.
00:12:01.000 They do.
00:12:02.000 Because people are rehabilitated, they do reoffend.
00:12:05.000 So we would definitely.
00:12:06.000 That's a criminal.
00:12:06.000 That's an ultimate goal for the Greens, is to not have the prison system as it is right now.
00:12:11.000 In the meantime, we would massively want to reduce the number of people we are sending to prison.
00:12:17.000 So, for all this, and make sure that.
00:12:19.000 Just pause really quickly.
00:12:20.000 Just, you know, why?
00:12:24.000 People just make these statements.
00:12:25.000 By the way, I was just going through and I'm like, this doesn't Scotland.
00:12:28.000 Turns out Scotland has the highest rate of homicide in the UK.
00:12:33.000 We just want to send less people to prisons.
00:12:38.000 Why?
00:12:40.000 What if they killed somebody? 1.00
00:12:41.000 What if they raped somebody? 0.96
00:12:42.000 Why is it a virtue?
00:12:44.000 Just like, well, you know, we don't have to send them to prison. 1.00
00:12:47.000 So kill them? 0.98
00:12:47.000 Like, what's the, what do you want to, why is that? 0.98
00:12:50.000 We just, we just allow these things to go, well, everyone has a right to vote.
00:12:53.000 No, no, they don't.
00:12:55.000 They don't.
00:12:56.000 They don't. 1.00
00:12:56.000 It's just stupid. 1.00
00:12:57.000 Women can do anything men can do. 1.00
00:12:59.000 They can't. 1.00
00:12:59.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:13:00.000 They cannot.
00:13:01.000 They've fallen a long way since Williams.
00:13:03.000 It's wrong to send someone to prison.
00:13:05.000 I think it's great, depending on the context.
00:13:07.000 How about the guillotine?
00:13:08.000 How do you feel about that? 0.60
00:13:08.000 Fine with that. 0.60
00:13:09.000 The stocks? 0.91
00:13:10.000 Let's just continue listening to the silliness.
00:13:13.000 In the community, as Oliver had mentioned, so community justice processes where people can have electronic tagging, be doing unpaid or low paid work in the community, and actually tackling the traumas and inequalities and those root causes.
00:13:32.000 Okay.
00:13:33.000 So now I will tell you this I didn't like the initial statements, but if I'd have known that it led to slavery, I would have given her a little more leeway.
00:13:47.000 Hollywood is, by the way, already anticipating the policy change with a couple big productions set to release.
00:13:52.000 They have the film rights next year, like Robert the Slave.
00:13:56.000 That's one they're going to be. 0.64
00:13:58.000 And Mary, Queen of Slaves. 0.70
00:14:01.000 That's another that's very popular with the, and the most anticipated one of them all, The Last Slave of Scotland.
00:14:07.000 Yeah, he's got.
00:14:10.000 I don't like his crooked eye.
00:14:12.000 He's not.
00:14:12.000 Send a candidate.
00:14:13.000 That's the only way I can tell him apart from Lawrence Fishburne. 1.00
00:14:20.000 I love how you got a fat bastard to do that. 1.00
00:14:25.000 This is what happens. 1.00
00:14:26.000 The left, they just say something's bad.
00:14:29.000 They never answer as to why.
00:14:30.000 And then they come up with a solution that is invariably worse. 0.90
00:14:37.000 Let's just make them slaves.
00:14:40.000 All right, nothing like returning back to your roots, I guess.
00:14:42.000 But putting a murderer back on the streets and saying, yes, but he's tagged.
00:14:47.000 Okay.
00:14:48.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:49.000 Like, give him a pokey stick and let him clean up next to the highway. 1.00
00:14:52.000 Yeah.
00:14:52.000 Like he's a Mako shark?
00:14:54.000 Yeah, exactly.
00:14:54.000 Like you're going to be tracking him.
00:14:56.000 Give him a hatchet, you know, to cut down some of the foliage.
00:14:59.000 We've been trained to track his mating patterns.
00:15:01.000 Turns out he does it a lot.
00:15:04.000 With strangers, that's not nearly consensual.
00:15:07.000 That's why he rears the kilt.
00:15:11.000 Yeah.
00:15:11.000 I think we've made a horrible mistake.
00:15:17.000 So I released an ex murderer.
00:15:19.000 Got it.
00:15:19.000 Nice.
00:15:22.000 Could use explosive necklaces. 0.96
00:15:26.000 That would work.
00:15:27.000 I think there's a movie about that.
00:15:30.000 We're all wrong.
00:15:31.000 By the way, looks though like the Greens are actually heavy, heavy underdogs ahead of the election.
00:15:38.000 According to Calci, they're at 6%.
00:15:41.000 The Scottish National Party is at 94%.
00:15:43.000 Labour is at 7%.
00:15:45.000 I'd say that's a lot.
00:15:47.000 Maybe that's why they came up with this look, we need something.
00:15:51.000 That we call a game change.
00:15:55.000 Look, hear me out.
00:15:58.000 We'll let all the rapists go free. 1.00
00:16:02.000 Maybe they won't rape if they're free. 1.00
00:16:04.000 Maybe.
00:16:06.000 But they were free.
00:16:07.000 No, no, no.
00:16:08.000 How does that work?
00:16:09.000 Would you trade all the days of rape many years from now? 0.95
00:16:14.000 You knew it was coming. 1.00
00:16:17.000 Comfortable in your own bed with nine sick slaves. 0.99
00:16:21.000 Oh, Scotland. 1.00
00:16:23.000 It's a silly place. 1.00
00:16:24.000 It is a silly place. 1.00
00:16:26.000 Let's go to another country that is silly. 1.00
00:16:28.000 And I know people say, well, what do you mean by that? 0.98
00:16:29.000 That's a generalization.
00:16:31.000 I mean, an unserious country.
00:16:34.000 Does that help? 1.00
00:16:35.000 It's time for Eye on India. 0.95
00:16:44.000 India. 1.00
00:16:45.000 Now, it's always an answer.
00:16:48.000 India's border security force, which, as the words leave my mouth, I still don't believe is a thing. 1.00
00:16:56.000 They are trying to keep out all the Bangladeshis because, as everyone knows, they're the problem. 1.00
00:17:04.000 Wait, India's keeping people out? 1.00
00:17:07.000 I'm amazed that someone's trying to get in.
00:17:11.000 Did someone like spread a rumor?
00:17:13.000 There's gold cities in India and you have to go. 1.00
00:17:15.000 So, India's border security force in trying to keep more Bangladeshis out. 1.00
00:17:20.000 I know what you're thinking like border wall, having some kind of digital ID. 0.99
00:17:25.000 Drones.
00:17:27.000 No.
00:17:28.000 Deadly animals here.
00:17:31.000 The border security force in India is considering the feasibility of using reptiles along the Bangladesh border to prevent infiltration and criminal activities.
00:17:43.000 Reptiles such as snakes, swimming, and riverine stretches are being considered.
00:17:48.000 It's 2026 there too.
00:17:49.000 This comes in line with Home Minister Amit Shah's directions.
00:17:53.000 I want to be a cowboy, baby.
00:17:55.000 The directions have come to explore the possibility of it.
00:18:00.000 Wow.
00:18:01.000 How much you want to bet?
00:18:03.000 Nary an ecological survey conducted.
00:18:05.000 No.
00:18:07.000 It was a feasibility study.
00:18:09.000 They did not.
00:18:10.000 They did not.
00:18:11.000 In no way did they study how this would affect the natural habitat, the native population.
00:18:16.000 Like, just put snake.
00:18:18.000 There's lots of snake.
00:18:21.000 The world collapses in 20 years.
00:18:23.000 That's where it all starts.
00:18:24.000 And all the snakes were escaping. 0.99
00:18:26.000 They wanted out of India.
00:18:27.000 528 miles of the over 2,500 mile border with Bangladesh cannot be fenced off due to swampy terrain.
00:18:37.000 So, their problem is over 3,500 illegals from Bangladesh were apprehended.
00:18:43.000 So, they needed to come up with a solution. 0.67
00:18:45.000 Now, here's the thing.
00:18:46.000 Some of the trains on the border.
00:18:49.000 I will say this.
00:18:51.000 I give credit where we always do that on this show.
00:18:53.000 We also provide all the references.
00:18:54.000 11 a.m. weekdays.
00:18:55.000 We stream.
00:18:56.000 If you're watching a clip, 11 a.m. tune in live.
00:19:00.000 There is something to be said for resourcefulness.
00:19:03.000 Yes.
00:19:03.000 India is using what they have.
00:19:06.000 Yes. 1.00
00:19:08.000 I shouldn't say this with a smile, but it's just, it's so foreign to us.
00:19:12.000 Do you know that in India, 50,000 Indians are killed by snake bites annually?
00:19:18.000 That's half of the global total.
00:19:21.000 By the way, the number actually ranges from like 50,000 to 500,000.
00:19:24.000 So, I'm using the very, very low end.
00:19:29.000 They seem to be a little sloppy with actually confirming.
00:19:33.000 They're like, put that one in the maybe.
00:19:35.000 I don't know.
00:19:36.000 But there are two marks.
00:19:38.000 I don't know.
00:19:39.000 Could have been ice pick two times.
00:19:43.000 Half of the global total of people killed by snake bites in India.
00:19:47.000 The other half, mostly in churches in West Virginia.
00:19:52.000 Not what you were thinking.
00:19:54.000 That's too big to handle.
00:19:55.000 Don't do that one.
00:19:56.000 And here's the thing, too.
00:19:57.000 Look, the reason that so many Indians die from snake bites is people talk about taking care of their countrymen.
00:20:04.000 India doesn't, they don't have access to basic anti venin, to be clear.
00:20:08.000 They don't have great, and they still keep sending workers out into fields where they know that there are snakes with no hope of actually helping them. 0.99
00:20:18.000 That's just, that's how they operate in India. 0.99
00:20:20.000 That's also why they have more cats. 0.99
00:20:22.000 And by the way, most of these deaths. 0.95
00:20:24.000 Worldwide, but including India, are from the big four. 0.98
00:20:28.000 There's the Indian cobra, the Saw Scaled Viper, the Common Crate, which I know just sounds benign, but it's not.
00:20:33.000 I know, right?
00:20:34.000 The Russell's Viper. 0.89
00:20:35.000 Kind of got screwed with that name.
00:20:37.000 Also, by the way, fast fact, kind of fun.
00:20:39.000 The King Cobra is not a true cobra.
00:20:41.000 It's a different genus.
00:20:44.000 Also, little known fact, the oboe is not what actually sedates them and keeps them at bay.
00:20:50.000 It's the smell.
00:20:57.000 What's that?
00:21:03.000 So 50,000 snakes.
00:21:04.000 So I'm like, you know what?
00:21:05.000 Putting them on the border?
00:21:06.000 Okay.
00:21:07.000 I get it.
00:21:08.000 You can't fence off the swamp.
00:21:09.000 They spent a billion dollars.
00:21:10.000 Let's just put in some more snakes from 2015 to 2024.
00:21:13.000 They were