Louder with Crowder - Trump Says We Have an Iran Deal: But What The Hell Is It?

00:03:24.000 Welcome to the lineup live.

00:03:25.000 It's Monday.

00:03:26.000 It's 11 a.m. Eastern.

00:03:27.000 So we are streaming Bring Up the Rundown Toolman. 1.00

00:03:29.000 We have a deal with Iran. 1.00

00:03:31.000 It's been announced. 0.93

00:03:33.000 Has it, though?

00:03:36.000 Do we?

00:03:38.000 I'm getting pretty tired.

00:03:40.000 I've tried to be as fair as possible.

00:03:41.000 Getting pretty tired of the handling of this.

00:03:42.000 We'll get to what we know or what the United States is saying, what Iran is saying, kind of, what Israel is saying, and what we actually know.

00:03:50.000 I guess we'll find out in a little while here, but.

00:03:54.000 It doesn't seem like everything's on the up and up.

00:03:56.000 Hey, this is circulating right now.

00:03:57.000 Eric Trump tried to rig the UFC inside baseball, right?

00:04:00.000 Fight rigging.

00:04:01.000 And the brightest on the left and on the Marxist right have told you, like, oh, this is a problem with the Trump privilege.

00:04:06.000 They act without consequence, only it turns out it's fake.

00:04:10.000 And we'll fact check that for you. 0.99

00:04:11.000 New York sucks now. 0.99

00:04:12.000 The Knicks win. 1.00

00:04:13.000 They riot anyway, burn down buses, destroy cabs.

00:04:16.000 Also, Elliot Page, remember Ellen Page, don't say who, wants to give you advice on how to be a man because she has been one for about four seconds.

00:04:24.000 On with the show. 0.99

00:05:20.000 You motherclubbers will be there too It's round, mother club is round, mother club is real, fool. 0.99

00:05:33.000 Round, mother club is round, mother club is real. 0.95

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00:06:40.000 Glad to be with you.

00:06:40.000 All right.

00:06:41.000 But my headphones, no workie, Toolman.

00:06:43.000 Nothing.

00:06:44.000 Nothing at all.

00:06:44.000 Nothing?

00:06:45.000 I don't know what's going on.

00:06:46.000 There's zero sound in there.

00:06:47.000 There's no snare.

00:06:48.000 There's no nothings.

00:06:49.000 Here, I guess Toolman.

00:06:51.000 Do you want to hit me there?

00:06:52.000 Billy.

00:06:53.000 I'm glad that Tim took that shot to specifically call it out.

00:07:00.000 He didn't even try, honestly.

00:07:02.000 Even if we didn't go to that shot, we could still see him.

00:07:06.000 I don't want to have these on right now because then if they just start blaring.

00:07:09.000 Looks weird.

00:07:09.000 Billy's hand's just under your desk and he's moving it around.

00:07:12.000 I know.

00:07:13.000 Careful, there's a spider in there.

00:07:14.000 Billy, I think it's the network cord.

00:07:17.000 And a snake.

00:07:18.000 Going to the wall there.

00:07:19.000 You see it?

00:07:20.000 The network cord.

00:07:21.000 Hey, guys, this is what you can expect the more on today.

00:07:24.000 And I can't even hear myself.

00:07:25.000 I'm just going to do something.

00:07:25.000 You know what?

00:07:26.000 You take them off until you know.

00:07:27.000 Hey, you know what?

00:07:27.000 We'll get it.

00:07:28.000 In solidarity?

00:07:29.000 Yeah, solidarity.

00:07:30.000 Why do we even have headphones?

00:07:31.000 I can hear you.

00:07:32.000 I can hear you.

00:07:32.000 Yeah, we're right here.

00:07:33.000 Yeah, we're right here.

00:07:34.000 Well, it's for the clips, but.

00:07:35.000 But now Billy's here, so we don't have it on a speaker, so I can't hear anything.

00:07:35.000 We're freaking headphones.

00:07:38.000 Screw Billy. 0.96

00:07:40.000 You know, like.

00:07:41.000 Billy's not.

00:07:41.000 It honestly looks more criminal when you just walk that way.

00:07:44.000 He's not doing anything either.

00:07:45.000 No.

00:07:46.000 He was just like picking up cables, and I'm like, oh, I don't know.

00:07:48.000 Right here, you can't see.

00:07:49.000 Like, here's where all the buttons are.

00:07:51.000 I saw him at one point do this.

00:07:54.000 I'm doing anything.

00:07:55.000 Something.

00:07:56.000 I'm helping.

00:07:57.000 If you just hit it, it's like the blazing saddle's down.

00:07:59.000 Does it work now?

00:08:00.000 Is it anything?

00:08:02.000 It's still not working.

00:08:02.000 No.

00:08:03.000 Billy goes, no, I'm confident I did nothing.

00:08:05.000 All right.

00:08:05.000 Well, give it to me on the speaker then, at least, so I can hear whatever clips are coming up.

00:08:09.000 Cap Morgan, CEO, how are you?

00:08:10.000 I can't hear you.

00:08:11.000 What?

00:08:11.000 Oh, okay, good.

00:08:12.000 I'm going to make sure this doesn't happen again, though, right?

00:08:14.000 I just want Billy to suffer as much as possible.

00:08:16.000 Is that okay?

00:08:17.000 Yeah, good, good, good, good.

00:08:18.000 I think, too, Mike, you can hit the admonish button on the control panel.

00:08:20.000 No, there's no need for it.

00:08:22.000 Why would he need it?

00:08:23.000 Oh, for Billy.

00:08:23.000 Not you.

00:08:24.000 For all of them.

00:08:25.000 Sorry, it's a reflex.

00:08:26.000 There we go.

00:08:27.000 All right, you let me know once I got sound on a show that requires a checklist.

00:08:32.000 Check.

00:08:34.000 Captain Morgan, you good?

00:08:35.000 I'm good.

00:08:36.000 I'm fine.

00:08:36.000 How are you?

00:08:37.000 All right.

00:08:37.000 Wednesday, June 24th, at the Addison Improv in Dallas, Texas.

00:08:40.000 So that's coming up.

00:08:41.000 That's this next week.

00:08:42.000 Yeah.

00:08:42.000 Next week?

00:08:43.000 That's a great club.

00:08:43.000 Good.

00:08:44.000 It's a fun club.

00:08:45.000 It was one of the first places I ever.

00:08:47.000 I ever performed as a, well, as an MC with a headliner who was, it was Bruce Bruce.

00:08:53.000 I was the only white guy.

00:08:53.000 Oh, great.

00:08:54.000 Yeah, it fits in perfectly well.

00:08:55.000 It was Black Boy with Two Eyes, Bruce Bruce, and me.

00:08:59.000 And I realized I just had to do sort of self loathing, racist white humor. 0.72

00:09:03.000 Like, we're so bad at things. 0.87

00:09:05.000 Sorry.

00:09:06.000 In his bio, it says, if you haven't seen Bruce Bruce, then you haven't seen comedy.

00:09:10.000 Really?

00:09:10.000 Yeah, so I'm sorry to all my fans.

00:09:12.000 I feel like I had seen comedy, though, before I saw it.

00:09:15.000 No, you haven't seen Bruce Bruce, then you haven't seen it.

00:09:17.000 It was an ill conceived notion.

00:09:18.000 I'm glad that I'm corrected.

00:09:20.000 First thing, here's a street interviewer asking this guy what he would tell Trump if he could tell him anything.

00:09:27.000 And his response is very indicative of the left today.

00:09:31.000 This is what you're dealing with.

00:09:33.000 What would you say to Trump if he was here right now? 1.00

00:09:36.000 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:09:37.000 I really genuinely hope you die in a most horrific public way. 1.00

00:09:41.000 You shit yourself in public. 1.00

00:09:44.000 I am so ready for the world to move past you. 1.00

00:09:48.000 And you're an ideology and happy pride.

00:09:53.000 Oh, well, thanks for ending it on that. 0.99

00:09:55.000 James Vanderbeek had sex with Milo Yiannopoulos. 0.97

00:09:58.000 That's also possible. 0.98

00:10:01.000 Milo would be interested.

00:10:02.000 Yeah, probably.

00:10:03.000 This is just to give you an idea, too.

00:10:05.000 This is something circulating around.

00:10:07.000 This is the mindset of the left.

00:10:08.000 And then there are people on the Marxist right who tell you see, Donald Trump is doing so poorly that patriotism is at an all time low.

00:10:15.000 You guys saw the UFC event at the White House yesterday, right?

00:10:17.000 We all had to act like we cared about fiscal responsibility when they did the flyover instead of just saying, like, that's really cool.

00:10:24.000 It was really badass.

00:10:24.000 Dude, it's badass.

00:10:26.000 Forget fiscal responsibility.

00:10:27.000 The Blue Angels and the Thunderbirds soared over the White House and then a man punched a foreigner in the face until he gave up on the stool.

00:10:36.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:37.000 Come on.

00:10:38.000 I mean, that's perfect.

00:10:38.000 And he was Canadian, right?

00:10:40.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:10:41.000 Oh, did he?

00:10:41.000 Oh, no.

00:10:41.000 No, no.

00:10:42.000 He's a poria who's Georgian and Spanish. 1.00

00:10:45.000 Oh, okay. 1.00

00:10:45.000 There was a Canadian on one of those. 1.00

00:10:47.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00

00:10:48.000 He was a fierce Sahabi's brother. 1.00

00:10:49.000 Yeah, but, you know, we don't talk about the Canadians. 1.00

00:10:52.000 So here's the thing, though.

00:10:53.000 People are circulating this.

00:10:53.000 You need to understand the context.

00:10:54.000 The new NBC poll where they're claiming a record low number of people are proud, very proud, or extremely proud to be American.

00:11:03.000 They're trying to tell you that patriotism is gone, okay?

00:11:05.000 So right now, overall, people extremely or very proud to be American, it's 56%.

00:11:09.000 But I want to give you some context.

00:11:11.000 This is at an all time low.

00:11:12.000 Okay, 56%.

00:11:13.000 Only 56%.

00:11:14.000 But if you look at people who are self identified conservative, GOP, Republican, 90%.

00:11:19.000 90% very or extremely proud to be American.

00:11:23.000 Democrats, only 29%.

00:11:24.000 Okay, let's go back to Barack Obama when overall patriotism was higher.

00:11:28.000 Overall, it was 81%.

00:11:31.000 Go to self identified conservatives under Obama?

00:11:32.000 It was 90%.

00:11:33.000 The exact same number down to the decimal. 0.64

00:11:37.000 Democrats, 80%.

00:11:39.000 So the only thing that has changed when people say patriotism is at an all time low is that the left.

00:11:44.000 They are quite literally fair weather friends.

00:11:45.000 So, Republicans, conservatives, people like us, traditionalists, nationalists, even when we have a bad leader or things aren't great in this country, we maintain our patriotism, our pride in this country because we want to actually fight to make it what we know it can be.

00:12:00.000 The Democrats are quite literally the example.

00:12:03.000 They are the walking example of fair weather fans.

00:12:06.000 We used to call them posers.

00:12:09.000 Yeah, that's what they used to be.

00:12:09.000 There you go.

00:12:12.000 I can't tell if that's a poser or Rahm Emanuel.

00:12:17.000 That guy voted for Kamala Harris and Green Day.

00:12:19.000 Yes, he did.

00:12:20.000 Hell yeah. 1.00

00:12:20.000 American idiot, ma'am. 1.00

00:12:23.000 Exactly. 1.00

00:12:23.000 But 80%, even under Barack Obama getting everything they wanted, that was the other part of this. 1.00

00:12:28.000 80% is only as high as they could go, getting everything they wanted.

00:12:31.000 As high as they can go.

00:12:32.000 I couldn't even believe that part.

00:12:34.000 Isn't it crazy to think that we actually mobilized against Barack Obama, conservatives?

00:12:38.000 And still, when polled, conservatives said, yeah, yeah, of course we're proud to be American.

00:12:42.000 So this is why when they go, you know what, we're all patriotic.

00:12:45.000 No, we're not.

00:12:46.000 Also, there's only one side of the political aisle where wearing an American flag pin or waving a flag may be risque.

00:12:53.000 So, in some circumstances, they don't.

00:12:54.000 They prefer an LGBTQ flag. 0.62

00:12:56.000 Here's the real takeaway anyone who claims to be on the right, who says, I just want our country to be better, and I'm ashamed of our country because of Donald Trump, anyone on the Marxist right, if they're trying to gaslight you and tell you patriotism is at an all time low because of what a disaster this administration is, they know better. 0.95

00:13:12.000 They're trying to get you to throw your lot in with Democrats who are only proud to be American when a Democrat is president.

00:13:19.000 Hmm, these people seem like your allies to you.

00:13:22.000 I'm seeing this a lot.

00:13:23.000 It's like the propaganda.

00:13:23.000 Oh, all is lost, right?

00:13:26.000 Give up the fight.

00:13:27.000 These are in World War II.

00:13:28.000 Your friends already surrendered.

00:13:29.000 So, hey, all your conservative, all your MAGA friends have abandoned you.

00:13:32.000 So, you might as well.

00:13:33.000 There's no more patriotism.

00:13:35.000 Oh, you want us to align with the left.

00:13:38.000 Got it.

00:13:39.000 It's like when Hakeem Jeffries tried calling out Trump about the New York Knicks.

00:13:42.000 He's like, I bet he can't name a team from 20 years ago.

00:13:45.000 And he's wearing a brand new hat.

00:13:47.000 Yeah.

00:13:48.000 Like one he just bought.

00:13:49.000 Because he's like, oh, the Knicks are in the finals.

00:13:50.000 Well, I didn't even know they had those.

00:13:53.000 It's the pandering from left.

00:13:54.000 I couldn't tell you.

00:13:55.000 The only Nick I could probably name was like Patrick Ewing.

00:13:57.000 When did he last play for the Knicks?

00:13:58.000 Well, that was a long time ago.

00:13:59.000 He punched a fan in the stands.

00:14:00.000 I remember that.

00:14:00.000 It was awesome.

00:14:01.000 That's it.

00:14:02.000 That's my experience.

00:14:03.000 I remember him as Ron Artes.

00:14:04.000 No, he did it, but Patrick Ewing was the first.

00:14:06.000 Really?

00:14:06.000 He was punching fans in the stands before it was cool.

00:14:08.000 Ah, okay.

00:14:10.000 Yeah.

00:14:10.000 And he had a flat top and a mustache.

00:14:12.000 Anytime a basketball player punches somebody in the stands, they're like, I respect this sport more now. 0.95

00:14:16.000 Isn't it funny how when we see like a black guy in the 80s with like a flat top and like a mustache, he's less intimidating, but they were still intensely violent? 0.99

00:14:25.000 Some things hold true. 1.00

00:14:26.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 Speaking of violence, I'm going to try these headphones now.

00:14:28.000 Oh, boy.

00:14:29.000 Are they?

00:14:30.000 They work now?

00:14:30.000 I can hear you.

00:14:31.000 Hold on.

00:14:31.000 Let me turn it up.

00:14:32.000 You hear me?

00:14:32.000 There we go.

00:14:34.000 All right.

00:14:35.000 Good.

00:14:35.000 Hey.

00:14:35.000 Celebrate ish.

00:14:36.000 Hey, by the way, what does your search say? 0.64

00:14:37.000 We just see, don't be a.

00:14:39.000 What? 0.80

00:14:40.000 What does your shirt say? 1.00

00:14:44.000 Don't be a whore. 1.00

00:14:44.000 I guess I said this and it caught on the camera. 1.00

00:14:46.000 You did.

00:14:46.000 And I was like, we should make a shirt out of that.

00:14:48.000 You can go to cruttershop.com.

00:14:49.000 There you go.

00:14:50.000 Also, it's great for your daughter's sweet 60.

00:14:52.000 We just dropped the shirt.

00:14:53.000 Yeah, I wouldn't wear that to the graduation or to the church.

00:14:57.000 Oh, I hope that the valedictorian has this printed on their gown.

00:15:00.000 Yeah.

00:15:00.000 Well, this is good advice at any age.

00:15:02.000 It's very good. 1.00

00:15:03.000 Never be a whore. 1.00

00:15:04.000 Speaking of which social media whores, let's go on to this. 1.00

00:15:06.000 So, right now, this is going to spread everywhere. 0.87

00:15:09.000 I just want to nip this in the bud.

00:15:11.000 It very clearly seems to be untrue.

00:15:14.000 We're waiting for perhaps a statement from Daniel Cormier himself, as I understand he's traveling right now.

00:15:17.000 So, yesterday, this screenshot circulated.

00:15:20.000 Eric Trump looking for insider info on fight rigging at the White House to Daniel Cormier, a man who he seems to have no relationship with and hasn't communicated with, sending it to like, hey, can you tell me which fights are rigged and who is injured?

00:15:33.000 And this is being circulated.

00:15:34.000 See, the Trumps are just there.

00:15:35.000 They are beyond the law.

00:15:37.000 So, Daniel Cormier's account posted it, removed it, right?

00:15:41.000 A conversation with Eric Trump.

00:15:42.000 So, people go, this is obviously true.

00:15:43.000 It was posted from Daniel Cormier, former UFC heavyweight champion.

00:15:45.000 He's guest of the show.

00:15:46.000 Posted from his account, he removed it.

00:15:48.000 So if he denies it, that's just because right now they're trying to do damage control. 0.96

00:15:52.000 No, no, look, it clearly right now seems to be entirely bullshit. 0.99

00:15:57.000 Eric Trump said that it was AI. 1.00

00:15:58.000 This is completely fake.

00:15:59.000 I've never reached out to Daniel.

00:16:00.000 In fact, this is scary.

00:16:01.000 We are aware of the fake AI generated screenshots being circulated online.

00:16:04.000 He's never spoken to Daniel, from what he said.

00:16:06.000 Daniel Cormay since deleted his post.

00:16:08.000 And then Daniel Cormay, when he was asked, said, I can't believe people believe this stuff, but this is what people do in today's era of social media.

00:16:15.000 They go, Well, if you see, denying it is exactly what a guilty person would say.

00:16:18.000 But then we'll give you some receipts that seem to indicate this obviously is a hack job.

00:16:23.000 Do you see what happened with those posts from Eric Trump?

00:16:26.000 They're not real.

00:16:27.000 They're not real.

00:16:27.000 I can't believe you guys believe that.

00:16:29.000 Like, who believes that?

00:16:31.000 Everyone said it was posted on your account.

00:16:33.000 I got hacked or something.

00:16:34.000 Who believes stuff like that?

00:16:35.000 That's crazy.

00:16:36.000 So you didn't post it?

00:16:37.000 Why would I do that? 1.00

00:16:38.000 You see, you're a fucking legend. 1.00

00:16:40.000 The journalists that say you posted it are wrong. 1.00

00:16:43.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:16:44.000 What are you talking about?

00:16:47.000 Oh, that's exactly what a guilty person would say.

00:16:48.000 Well, it does look like he was hacked because here's what people are leaving out.

00:16:52.000 Right after these screenshots were posted, there was a meme coin dump.

00:16:55.000 So bring it up.

00:16:56.000 Like these things were also removed.

00:16:57.000 And they were specifically, I believe, something like Eric Coyne.

00:17:00.000 If you guys look there, that's why they tied it in with Eric Trump.

00:17:03.000 Oh my gosh.

00:17:04.000 So, yes, this post was posted to his social media.

00:17:07.000 And then immediately a meme coin dump, which clearly had nothing to do with him as well.

00:17:10.000 And those were all deleted.

00:17:11.000 And he's saying, yeah, it's false.

00:17:13.000 Or you can believe that Donald Trump, President Trump's son, reached out to someone he never communicated with.

00:17:19.000 Hey, do you know where we can fix?

00:17:22.000 Illegally bet on some fights?

00:17:24.000 At my dad's house?

00:17:25.000 At my dad's house?

00:17:26.000 You know what?

00:17:27.000 Hold on a second.

00:17:27.000 I didn't know where to communicate, so I figured it was best to put it in an unsecured direct message thread in a very publicly fact checkable location.

00:17:37.000 I want to make this a matter of record.

00:17:41.000 So the internet's brightest, though.

00:17:43.000 Those who claim to be conservative.

00:17:44.000 Ian Carroll, of course, like Eric Trump claiming it was an AI screenshot.

00:17:47.000 But Grok says Daniel Cormier did post it from his account, then delete them.

00:17:50.000 So what?

00:17:50.000 That doesn't mean that it's real.

00:17:52.000 So either Cormier is the dumbest man on planet Earth, or he was hacked. 0.99

00:17:56.000 Okay. 1.00

00:17:57.000 Hacked!

00:17:58.000 Yes.

00:17:59.000 That sounds more likely.

00:18:00.000 Yeah.

00:18:01.000 Oh, wait. 1.00

00:18:01.000 You're the dumbest man on planet Earth. 1.00

00:18:03.000 I get it now. 1.00

00:18:05.000 Or the Trump child is a grifting, greedy, entitled little fraud weasel. 0.99

00:18:09.000 What do you think is most likely? 0.99

00:18:11.000 Let me be really clear.

00:18:11.000 Hacked!

00:18:13.000 Yeah, he could still be an entitled little fraud weasel and Daniel Cormier get hacked.

00:18:18.000 Yeah.

00:18:18.000 Both of those things can be true.

00:18:19.000 Right.

00:18:20.000 Yeah.

00:18:20.000 It's not even an or question.

00:18:21.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:22.000 But he goes from either or Cormier is dumb or he was hacked. 0.99

00:18:25.000 Oh, there's your either or. 1.00

00:18:27.000 Or Trump bad.

00:18:28.000 Trump bet.

00:18:28.000 This is the guy who claims to be conservative, right?

00:18:30.000 Candace Owens, buddy?

00:18:31.000 Because, hey, man, I'm on the right.

00:18:32.000 I just want to hold him accountable.

00:18:33.000 Don't you think that the Trump kids are all criminals who should go to prison in this?

00:18:37.000 Let me give you this baseless story that could easily be fact checked by a six year old. 0.81

00:18:43.000 But hey, Mog is dead.

00:18:46.000 America First is dead.

00:18:47.000 It's guys like this.

00:18:49.000 And by the way, he throws his lot in with none other than the Krasenstein brothers.

00:18:53.000 He wrote, These are facts.

00:18:54.000 Daniel Cormier absolutely posted these messages about Eric Trump asking him for insider betting advice.

00:18:58.000 No one is questioned that it was posted.

00:19:03.000 Am I taking credit?

00:19:03.000 You guys understand that accounts get hacked, right?

00:19:06.000 We know this, this is a thing.

00:19:08.000 Do people know this?

00:19:09.000 Do you think you understand it?

00:19:10.000 Hacking is when someone gets access to your account or a password and they post them, and it's not the actual person, it's the hacker.

00:19:18.000 I just wanted to clarify that for you.

00:19:20.000 Maybe his password was Daniel1.

00:19:23.000 Daniel123, exclamation point.

00:19:25.000 Seriously, please don't hack my account, and his birthday was his password.

00:19:30.000 These are the only two possibilities, says Brian Kratzenstein.

00:19:34.000 Therefore, Cormier either forged fake direct messages from Trump or Eric actually sent these messages and he's lying.

00:19:42.000 He was hacked!

00:19:43.000 Yeah, but go back up.

00:19:44.000 Go back up in the middle of Krasnodar's quote here.

00:19:46.000 He said he's asking for, I have direct evidence of that without posting said direct evidence.

00:19:52.000 No, the evidence is that Cormier was hacked.

00:19:54.000 He posts the hack screenshot.

00:19:55.000 Exactly.

00:19:56.000 It's like, you would have to be refuting that he was hacked.

00:19:59.000 I know.

00:19:59.000 Because he's already talked about them being on his account.

00:20:01.000 This is where there should be consequences.

00:20:03.000 You are accusing a sitting president's son of a serious crime.

00:20:07.000 Yes.

00:20:07.000 And you are claiming that you have evidence.

00:20:09.000 That, at a certain point, libel, slander, defamation, right?

00:20:13.000 It's one thing to say, hey, this is circulating and we don't know. 0.98

00:20:16.000 But to say, I have proof and guarantee, and you know, Harry Sisson wrote, the entire Trump family are scammers and con artists. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Disgusting. 0.99

00:20:23.000 So I want you to just, I just want to be clear about something, especially as we go into Iran, because we're going to try and call balls and strikes as best we can. 1.00

00:20:29.000 I'm not thrilled with what's going on.

00:20:31.000 But those on the left, the Sissons, the Krasensteins of the world, right, they're saying, hey, look, patriotism is at an all time low.

00:20:36.000 What they really mean is themselves, the left.

00:20:39.000 And then you have people on the Marxist right circulating, go, patriotism is at an all time low.

00:20:44.000 Trump is destroying the conservative movement.

00:20:47.000 And then you go to this story where President Trump's on insider trading, right?

00:20:51.000 Rigging fights. 0.94

00:20:52.000 It's the same people, CISN, the left, Krasnocenes, and those same Marxist right people going, see, the Trump family is corrupt. 1.00

00:20:58.000 They're criminals. 0.99

00:20:59.000 It's the same talking points. 0.98

00:21:02.000 They have revealed themselves to be what we told you they always were leftists, leftists who have grifted.

00:21:10.000 Please check the references.

00:21:11.000 We provide them every single show. 1.00

00:21:12.000 Don't be led astray by retards. 1.00

00:21:15.000 Yeah, they're the 29% proud to be an American right now. 1.00

00:21:18.000 That's the group that we're talking about.

00:21:19.000 Exactly.

00:21:20.000 You'll never be able to make happy.

00:21:21.000 Give them their wish, and it's 80%.

00:21:23.000 That's it.

00:21:23.000 Yeah.

00:21:24.000 Still 20% pissed.

00:21:25.000 I hope we find out that it was hacked by the SPLC.

00:21:28.000 That would be great.

00:21:29.000 It was actually hacked by Ian Carroll.

00:21:31.000 Yeah.

00:21:31.000 Allegedly.

00:21:32.000 No, that would require ability.

00:21:33.000 That's true. 0.92

00:21:34.000 So don't believe the obvious bullcrap out there.

00:21:37.000 But I will tell you something that's not bullcrap is how much you can save on your mortgage with American financing. 0.57

00:21:54.000 Get my shotgun!

00:21:55.000 Yo, what's going on?

00:21:56.000 Oh, Raccoon Golden, what's wrong with you? 0.99

00:22:00.000 Damn it, Josephine, that's just whiskers. 0.99

00:22:03.000 You know he's an outdoor pet. 1.00

00:22:05.000 You almost got him killed.

00:22:06.000 I almost went ahead and hit him with my shotgun.

00:22:09.000 And might I add, you most importantly interrupted my regularly scheduled programming.

00:22:15.000 Rider with Rider at 11 a.m. Eastern is sacred.

00:22:19.000 I don't miss it. 1.00

00:22:20.000 You know this bitch. 1.00

00:22:23.000 You got a pet raccoon? 1.00

00:22:24.000 He and I have an understanding.

00:22:27.000 I feed him and he keeps a keen and watchful eye on our surroundings. 0.98

00:22:32.000 He's a dirty varmint. 0.99

00:22:33.000 Get him out of the house, Cole. 1.00

00:22:35.000 He's paying rent, isn't he?

00:22:36.000 It's how I diversify my income.

00:22:40.000 That's what my wealth manager said.

00:22:42.000 Income diversification, make it passive.

00:22:45.000 Not that you would understand finance or grasp that concept as it relates to fiscal responsibility, Josephine.

00:22:52.000 How all this subsidizes your beauty routine, which, might I add, Is not fing working. 1.00

00:23:00.000 You got that right, homie. 1.00

00:23:01.000 Don't get involved, but she is a beast. 1.00

00:23:04.000 I'm talking about the raccoon. 1.00

00:23:05.000 Colin, why are you so dumb? 1.00

00:23:07.000 I can tell you this I'm dumber now after having spoken with you rather than watching my regularly scheduled programming, which you just fing interrupted. 1.00

00:23:16.000 You're gonna take care of the raccoon or not, Colin? 0.65

00:23:19.000 Dude, I can take care of it for you.

00:23:21.000 You sit here, watch us.

00:23:23.000 I wouldn't do that if I were you.

00:23:26.000 Between.

00:23:28.000 Mean you, I think he may have rabies.

00:23:31.000 Oh no, dawg.

00:23:32.000 Not whiskers. 0.99

00:23:33.000 Damn it, Josephine, as the man of the house, I declare in no uncertain terms that whiskers can go about his business at his leisure. 0.99

00:23:42.000 I am perfectly fine having an animal on the house who watches over us like a guardian fing angel. 0.99

00:23:50.000 Is that why your mother's visiting next week?

00:23:55.000 You will find in relationships when you get older, D-Day, it is key.

00:24:00.000 That you not take the bait.

00:24:02.000 That there is bait.

00:24:03.000 Don't take it.

00:24:04.000 Just like the bait banks give you with high interest rates.

00:24:07.000 That's why you use a company with your first home, like American Financing, AmericanFinancing.net slash Crowder.

00:24:13.000 Man, you start to sound like my pops, man.

00:24:16.000 Well, I'm not trying to sound like your pops.

00:24:18.000 I don't want to be your dad.

00:24:19.000 I know you already got a dad.

00:24:20.000 I'll never replace your dad.

00:24:21.000 I just want to be your friend.

00:24:22.000 And as a friend, I bring you tidings of great joy about American Financing who may be able to help you delay up to two mortgage payments.

00:24:30.000 They say people a lot on average.

00:24:32.000 They're not baiting you.

00:24:33.000 They are doing right by you.

00:24:35.000 Just like I'm doing right by Josephine and staying calm.

00:24:40.000 Because she fed up, but I know she fed up. 0.76

00:24:43.000 And she knows she fed up, and she knows I know she fed up.

00:24:46.000 Respect, Molly.

00:24:47.000 So I just got to give her time and space, and she will come to her senses. 1.00

00:24:52.000 The raccoon's all lazy, so dumb. 1.00

00:24:55.000 I am coming for you, Josephine. 1.00

00:24:57.000 I'm coming in fed up. 1.00

00:24:59.000 How dare you talk to me, that boy, you crazy. 1.00

00:25:04.000 Oh, God. 0.99

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00:25:21.000 All right. 0.98

00:25:22.000 Iran.

00:25:23.000 Let's talk about Iran.

00:25:25.000 We have a deal with Iran, it seems, kind of.

00:25:30.000 I'm not entirely sure.

00:25:33.000 Here's a clip of something.

00:25:35.000 The president is celebrating a milestone birthday today with a family dinner at the White House, followed by seven cage fights and an apparent reopening of the Strait of Hormuz.

00:25:44.000 Then she cracked a walnut.

00:25:46.000 It's one heck of a weekend.

00:25:49.000 So, this was announced.

00:25:52.000 No deal has been published.

00:25:53.000 Right.

00:25:55.000 But both sides are saying, and remember, I said, let's give this three months and then let's kind of check back in.

00:26:01.000 This is really sort of right there at the end of three months.

00:26:04.000 It would be great.

00:26:05.000 We obviously know that oil prices have gone down.

00:26:06.000 That's good.

00:26:07.000 Considerably.

00:26:08.000 Seems like that may be the reason for this announcement.

00:26:10.000 But I do want to give the benefit of the doubt to this administration.

00:26:12.000 Here's what the, well, I guess key fact number one what the United States is saying.

00:26:18.000 Check the references.

00:26:18.000 We give them every single show at 11 a.m. Eastern when we stream.

00:26:21.000 And I encourage everyone else to do so who broadcasts.

00:26:24.000 He announced the deal, President Trump, on Truth Social.

00:26:26.000 He wrote, The deal with the Islamic Republic of Iran is now complete.

00:26:31.000 Congratulations to all, namely me.

00:26:36.000 That's what he's thinking.

00:26:37.000 I hereby fully authorize the toll free opening of the Strait of Hormuz.

00:26:42.000 Toll free.

00:26:43.000 And simultaneously, you thought there would be tolls.

00:26:45.000 I said, No.

00:26:47.000 No, there won't be.

00:26:48.000 You said there will.

00:26:48.000 I said, Oh, look, there's not.

00:26:52.000 And simultaneously, herewith authorize the immediate removal of the United States naval blockade.

00:26:56.000 Ships of the world, start your engines.

00:26:59.000 Let the oil flow, President Donald J. Trump.

00:27:02.000 Well, that's not super clear.

00:27:05.000 Right.

00:27:05.000 The details haven't been laid out.

00:27:08.000 Vice President JD Vance did a little bit of a better job in an interview with CBS, but he still wasn't super clear.

00:27:15.000 Here's what he said What can you tell us about when the administration plans to share the exact details?

00:27:20.000 Yes, Oprah's friend.

00:27:23.000 Yeah, Gail, as you know, sometimes with these agreements, there are some diplomatic protocols, some technical things to work out, but we plan to release the full text this week.

00:27:31.000 We want the American people to see it.

00:27:33.000 But we've also seen, of course, some misreporting about what's actually in the agreement.

00:27:37.000 We've seen some accurate reporting about what's in the agreement.

00:27:39.000 I think the most important thing for the American people to appreciate is that what this agreement does is really twofold.

00:27:44.000 On the one hand, it ensures that Iran will never have a nuclear weapon while simultaneously opening the Strait of Hormuz.

00:27:50.000 You already see oil prices from a high of $126 a barrel down to about $80 a barrel today.

00:27:57.000 That's a lot of progress. 0.82

00:27:59.000 But it also, Gail, fundamentally extends a hand to Iran and says, look, If you guys are willing to honor your obligations, if you're allow, if you're willing to allow real inspections of your nuclear program, then we will welcome you back into the world economy. 0.52

00:28:13.000 So when people say that billions of dollars of assets will be released, that's not true.

00:28:18.000 What is true is that Iran will have a much better and much more prosperous future if they meet the obligations they make in this agreement.

00:28:26.000 We'll of course see.

00:28:27.000 That's one of the things we're going to work out in the technical talks that will follow the official signing on Friday.

00:28:32.000 See, here's the problem.

00:28:34.000 We'll work out.

00:28:34.000 Deal has been reached versus we will work out.

00:28:38.000 In Geneva on Friday, President Trump left after the UFC event to head out there to G7.

00:28:44.000 He also added that the funds would only be available or Iran may have access if they end their nuclear program, they turn over or destroy their enriched stockpile, they allow inspection and enforcement.

00:28:56.000 Kay, I'm not, and he did say there's been some inaccurate reporting and some accurate reporting.

00:29:01.000 Well, we've searched far and we can't find what would be considered accurate.

00:29:05.000 Yeah.

00:29:06.000 Only these statements and these interviews.

00:29:08.000 Here's key fact number two we know what Iran is saying, and it's not the same thing.

00:29:12.000 Or, at least, I should say, this is what an Iranian state affiliated news outlet said.

00:29:17.000 It's Mare News.

00:29:18.000 They released what they said are points in this 14 point memorandum of understanding, including the U.S. withdraw from the Persian Gulf, that they reopen the passage through the Strait of Hormuz, that the U.S. financed $300 billion in a reconstruction plan for Iran, that they would include the termination of all sanctions, that Iran says it will never build a nuclear weapon, and that the United States releases frozen funds for Iran.

00:29:43.000 If this is true, now keep in mind, I have no idea because Iran lies.

00:29:48.000 As easily as they speak. 0.98

00:29:49.000 That's what they do.

00:29:50.000 That's not good.

00:29:51.000 No, stuff like this has happened multiple times throughout this process, throughout the negotiations.

00:29:55.000 That's why when we talked about this last, I said, I don't want to hear of another deal until it is actually signed.

00:30:01.000 Right.

00:30:01.000 So come to me on Friday.

00:30:03.000 Right.

00:30:03.000 And let me know what you guys came to as a deal.

00:30:05.000 And then we can either be happy about it or pissed off about it.

00:30:08.000 Well, here's what we do know.

00:30:10.000 So let's go to category number three.

00:30:11.000 What we do know is that this does include an end to hostilities, right?

00:30:16.000 Including, by the way, Lebanon.

00:30:18.000 And it should include an end to hostilities because we haven't really had hostilities in Lebanon. 0.73

00:30:22.000 That's been an Israel thing. 0.98

00:30:23.000 Right.

00:30:24.000 That being said, Israel and Hezbollah are not involved with the deal, so I don't understand what this means.

00:30:28.000 I don't understand what this means.

00:30:29.000 I don't know how this administration.

00:30:31.000 Here's the thing I get it.

00:30:32.000 Fake news, when Donald Trump was attacking fake news because they were lying, misreporting, I get it.

00:30:36.000 There's no way for this administration to even identify allies because they are so bad with their message.

00:30:42.000 This could be a great thing.

00:30:45.000 The rollout has been awful, and I'll tell you why I think it may have been done the way that it is.

00:30:53.000 I think they want the markets to rebound.

00:30:56.000 And then they're hoping for the best on Friday.

00:30:58.000 Yeah.

00:30:58.000 So it's supposed to be signed Friday, right?

00:31:00.000 And there's going to be a 60 day negotiation window to discuss outstanding issues, including the nuclear.

00:31:05.000 That's not an outstanding issue, the nuclear question.

00:31:08.000 Like, that's the primary issue.

00:31:10.000 It's like the thing to worry about.

00:31:13.000 So Kalshi has the odds right now of an Iran nuclear deal before July as low as 17%, before August 26%, before September 42%.

00:31:20.000 They have it pretty low.

00:31:21.000 Pretty low.

00:31:22.000 It kind of seems like easy money on August.

00:31:24.000 I'm not giving you advice or anything, but I'm like, God, this could be.

00:31:27.000 That does seem like it should be done, but here.

00:31:29.000 Here could be a reason why.

00:31:31.000 Calling balls and strikes, check the references.

00:31:34.000 Israel decided to denounce the deal. 0.99

00:31:36.000 And here's the thing Israel, that's fine. 0.96

00:31:38.000 That's fine. 0.97

00:31:40.000 Go it your own way.

00:31:43.000 What I think we do know is that this administration wants to be able to work with Iran.

00:31:46.000 And I think this administration is making it clear that our goals are not necessarily the same goals of Israel right now.

00:31:53.000 That if they have different goals, then they need to pursue them.

00:31:55.000 Don't rely on us.

00:31:57.000 So Israel's Minister of National Security wrote this on X.

00:31:59.000 They said Trump's agreement does not bind us, Israel is not subject to the United States.

00:32:02.000 And we are an independent and sovereign nation.

00:32:04.000 Good for you.

00:32:05.000 Good for you.

00:32:07.000 Defend yourselves at that point.

00:32:08.000 If you don't want to play ball, then you're not acting like a good friend.

00:32:11.000 My position is clear.

00:32:12.000 He said, We are not partners to this agreement that does not ensure our security and it does not bind us in any way.

00:32:19.000 Okay, then make the deal yourself.

00:32:21.000 Oh, that's right.

00:32:22.000 You need us to.

00:32:23.000 Then you should maybe make the deal that we say makes sense. 1.00

00:32:27.000 This is why people are tired of Israel.

00:32:29.000 This is why people don't trust the Israeli government.

00:32:32.000 This is.

00:32:33.000 At least perceived as an undercutting.

00:32:35.000 And I will tell you, that's how I perceive it.

00:32:37.000 Yeah.

00:32:38.000 And I understand Israel might say, well, look, Hezbollah keeps firing rockets at us and attacking us. 0.75

00:32:42.000 Fine. 0.61

00:32:43.000 I understand that.

00:32:44.000 You stop.

00:32:45.000 The United States puts pressure on Israel.

00:32:47.000 You guys stop. 0.90

00:32:47.000 Iran, as part of this deal, you have to get Hezbollah to stop. 0.90

00:32:50.000 Right. 0.80

00:32:50.000 If Hezbollah fires at Israel, Israel can respond. 0.80

00:32:53.000 All good? 0.92

00:32:54.000 Because you guys control the funding down there.

00:32:56.000 You guys control these guys.

00:32:58.000 So make sure that they don't fire any more rockets.

00:33:00.000 That seems pretty reasonable to me.

00:33:02.000 Right.

00:33:03.000 And Israel coming out and saying that, though, like we're our own.

00:33:05.000 Listen, you have to understand, you are not reading.

00:33:07.000 The world, not the room, the world.

00:33:09.000 Right. 0.67

00:33:10.000 People are fed up with this idea that Israel is kind of calling the shots and is the problem in this region, even though you had plenty of people supporting you saying, listen, I understand if Mexico was firing rockets into Texas, we'd be going south and we'd be conquering and taking land.

00:33:26.000 I understand that.

00:33:27.000 But now you've gotten to the point where people look at you as like, wait a minute, every peace deal that comes around, every negotiation that comes around, do you remember bombing the negotiations in Qatar?

00:33:34.000 Does everybody forget that these things happened?

00:33:37.000 Right.

00:33:37.000 It doesn't mean that you're the ultimate evil.

00:33:39.000 It just means that you seem to be doing things that are counter.

00:33:41.000 To what the United States wants, to what the West wants, and to literally everybody else on the planet.

00:33:45.000 Please and thank you are the words we would like to hear more, Israel.

00:33:49.000 There you go.

00:33:50.000 We'll go it on our own.

00:33:51.000 Great.

00:33:51.000 Then don't say, don't say we are the greatest allies, but we are not bound by this.

00:33:56.000 Well, allies are if your interests are aligned.

00:34:00.000 And by the way, that's what an alliance is.

00:34:01.000 They're not always aligned.

00:34:02.000 Well, that's fine. 0.63

00:34:03.000 But how does Israel accomplish this without the United States?

00:34:06.000 No, they don't.

00:34:06.000 Let's say that we signed a deal.

00:34:07.000 Okay, great.

00:34:08.000 And they're not in on it.

00:34:10.000 So they continue with Lebanon.

00:34:12.000 And they continue with, let's say, factions in Iran.

00:34:16.000 And we go, oh, it's not affecting us.

00:34:17.000 What do you think would happen?

00:34:19.000 They'd be crying foul. 0.72

00:34:21.000 This is what's best for Israel, too.

00:34:23.000 That's one of the reasons that I make this point, is because I do want Israel to have a better future than they have today.

00:34:28.000 You continue pissing off the rest of the world, you'll find yourself with very few friends to come to your aid that you must have if the rest of the world turns against you.

00:34:36.000 It's not a good play.

00:34:36.000 Stop.

00:34:37.000 Right. 1.00

00:34:38.000 This might sound radical, but I think Israel should be bound by the U.S. 0.99

00:34:40.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:41.000 I think we should be bound.

00:34:42.000 If anyone should be bound, then they should be bound.

00:34:44.000 Tell them what they're allowed to do.

00:34:45.000 Absolutely.

00:34:45.000 Yeah.

00:34:45.000 Yep.

00:34:46.000 That's what I think.

00:34:46.000 Mm hmm.

00:34:47.000 Yeah.

00:34:48.000 No, you're not allowed to do that.

00:34:48.000 I think that we should have that power.

00:34:49.000 Yep.

00:34:51.000 Yeah.

00:34:51.000 Or, what you do is say, okay, you're not allowed to do that.

00:34:53.000 And by the way, Lebanon or whoever it is that they're warring with at that point, it's always somebody. 0.99

00:34:59.000 If they pull some shit, you're allowed to pull shit back. 1.00

00:35:01.000 So, you guys don't pull shit. 1.00

00:35:01.000 Okay? 1.00

00:35:02.000 Yeah.

00:35:02.000 It's a one for one.

00:35:03.000 Yeah.

00:35:04.000 Otherwise, it's a one for one, and we're not going to negotiate anymore.

00:35:06.000 Then, you guys, if you start any conflicts, you're going to have to end it yourselves with none of our assistance.

00:35:11.000 By the way, also, that includes all of the neighboring countries who at one point were ready and willing to be your ally to Israel, all these other nations, right? 0.91

00:35:18.000 Where they were tired of Iran. 0.81

00:35:19.000 Well, you've pissed them off, too. 0.99

00:35:20.000 So, we're out.

00:35:22.000 Guarantee you they're going to be out.

00:35:23.000 Go it alone.

00:35:26.000 I get it.

00:35:27.000 You guys let me know what you think, where you line up.

00:35:29.000 I will say this.

00:35:29.000 I think if you're given your nation, you should be bound to the people who gave it to you.

00:35:32.000 Effectively.

00:35:33.000 A little bit.

00:35:34.000 So, us the British.

00:35:34.000 At a certain point.

00:35:35.000 Yeah.

00:35:36.000 At a certain point.

00:35:37.000 It's just constant.

00:35:38.000 We go, yeah.

00:35:38.000 And then, okay.

00:35:40.000 All right.

00:35:40.000 Israel did something.

00:35:41.000 They don't know what the fuck they're doing. 0.99

00:35:43.000 You know, he said that again this time around. 0.99

00:35:45.000 He said he has no effing judgment of Netanyahu.

00:35:47.000 And I'm like, well, at this point, he's looking more right than wrong.

00:35:50.000 This is the first administration that I know that has been as critical of Israel that even the Democrats haven't.

00:35:55.000 So, when people say, oh, they're doing Israel's bidding, I don't.

00:35:57.000 Have you ever seen a genuine question of a president?

00:36:00.000 More angered, annoyed with Israel, and has been more vocal about it than President Trump?

00:36:05.000 I can't think of one.

00:36:05.000 I can't.

00:36:06.000 And also wants what's best for Israel and the Jews.

00:36:09.000 At the same time. 0.87

00:36:09.000 Right. 0.87

00:36:10.000 So you can do these things.

00:36:11.000 You don't have to hate completely.

00:36:13.000 And he wants what's best.

00:36:14.000 Look, this is why I think this was announced.

00:36:15.000 We don't have any answers.

00:36:16.000 They don't have any answers.

00:36:17.000 They wanted the markets to heal.

00:36:18.000 So oil prices are now at their lowest since March 4th, based on the hopes, right?

00:36:23.000 Speculating a deal.

00:36:25.000 That could go right back up if it isn't reached on Friday.

00:36:29.000 It would be great if this was a setup.

00:36:31.000 This is a jab. 0.65

00:36:32.000 And then, boom, throw the right hand straight down the pipe after this on Friday.

00:36:35.000 And hey, gas prices are down for summer vacation.

00:36:39.000 And hey, to those in the administration, how about you provide your actual allies or people who at least are willing to be fair?

00:36:39.000 I don't know.

00:36:46.000 How about you provide them with the right information so that there is no misreporting?

00:36:51.000 That's the biggest misstep of this administration.

00:36:53.000 And I think part of the problem they're having right now with Iran is that every time they come out with a set of things that they agree to, there's so much pressure that gets put on people in Iran right now.

00:37:02.000 You got to remember the whole structure, the decision making, governmental structure there was.

00:37:06.000 Pretty much obliterated to a large degree.

00:37:08.000 And so now you have factions and people that's there.

00:37:11.000 It's kind of like our states.

00:37:12.000 We have to kind of give everybody a little bit of something they want so that they'll say, yes, we have to do this.

00:37:16.000 There's still leadership there.

00:37:17.000 There's still people in charge, but I think they're having a bit of a power struggle right now.

00:37:20.000 So it's a very tough needle to thread.

00:37:22.000 That's why I don't want you to talk about it until it's signed.

00:37:25.000 Like, sign the ambition.

00:37:26.000 Also, I will say this Iranian people, our heart has gone out to you.

00:37:29.000 It still does.

00:37:32.000 I don't want to hear any more complaining if you guys don't have your own uprising.

00:37:34.000 You've had enough time.

00:37:34.000 It's not our job.

00:37:35.000 You've had the opportunity.

00:37:36.000 We've done everything we can.

00:37:38.000 The IRGC is still in charge.

00:37:40.000 Enjoy it.

00:37:40.000 Demons the brakes.

00:37:41.000 Demons the brakes.

00:37:42.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:42.000 And I'd like to pull Iran into the rest of the world. 1.00

00:37:45.000 That would be a good thing if they could open up to the rest of the world. 0.61

00:37:48.000 I think that would be fantastic.

00:37:49.000 It can't while it's still the IRGC.

00:37:50.000 I don't think so either, but maybe there are steps that you can take along the way to get them to do that.

00:37:55.000 Success would be obviously no more nuclear stockpile inspections.

00:37:59.000 Basically, no more enrichment.

00:38:00.000 We get rid of their enriched material.

00:38:02.000 IRGC is gone.

00:38:03.000 Okay.

00:38:03.000 Strait of Hormuz opened up.

00:38:05.000 Unless that's accomplished, then I will say this will be looked back upon as a big misstep.

00:38:10.000 Because how are you any better off?

00:38:13.000 And if we are better off, it's the job of this administration who took these actions, it's their job to communicate it.

00:38:18.000 I've said this many times they need to marry a policy or an action one to one with an effective communication.

00:38:25.000 They haven't done it.

00:38:26.000 They haven't done it at all.

00:38:27.000 Sorry.

00:38:28.000 Barack Obama's on the screen right now saying, New agreement unlikely to improve on former deal, which was his deal that he signed.

00:38:35.000 I wonder if you have any incentive basically to say that the JCPOA was a fantastic deal.

00:38:39.000 Yeah.

00:38:40.000 Although Trump disagreed.

00:38:41.000 This is seeming more and more like it might be quite similar.

00:38:43.000 I think it'll be similar, but I do think it could be better in that we have shown, like, hey, we're not going to do what he did, which was give you time. 0.61

00:38:50.000 We're not going to go the North Korea route and just give you money and give you time to develop a bomb. 0.58

00:38:53.000 If you ever get close to doing one of these things again, I don't care if we have an agreement or not, we're going to come in.

00:38:57.000 We're going to come in hard.

00:38:59.000 And we're going to reset things again.

00:39:00.000 Yep.

00:39:00.000 And at some point, you have to do that.

00:39:02.000 There's also a difference between making a deal that looks like this and then making a deal that looks like this after destroying their Navy, taking out most of their air defense capabilities, destroying a good majority of their missile defense systems.

00:39:16.000 It's a lot different because you go, hey, we're making the deal, but we also have the stick.

00:39:22.000 Also, we just use it.

00:39:23.000 It's like, yeah.

00:39:24.000 No, yeah.

00:39:25.000 You're very right.

00:39:26.000 And also revealing that these other neighboring nations, Are willing to step into the fray.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, that's also great.

00:39:31.000 You've pissed them off enough, whether it's Qatar, whether it's UAE, whether it's Saudi Arabia. 0.96

00:39:34.000 Like, okay, it's always this sort of will they, won't they, Dawson's Creek, will they fight, will they get back together?

00:39:39.000 It's like, no, no, no.

00:39:41.000 Everyone is tired of you. 0.99

00:39:42.000 It's not just you in Israel.

00:39:43.000 It's not just you in the United States.

00:39:44.000 It's you and everyone. 1.00

00:39:48.000 And we are willing to bomb your shit if we have to. 0.99

00:39:50.000 So it is a different dynamic, but that needs to be communicated. 1.00

00:39:52.000 It's not by this administration.

00:39:53.000 It says, look, we have a deal.

00:39:55.000 Isn't it great?

00:39:56.000 So anyway, speaking of a hard reset, that's what New York needs.

00:40:01.000 New York City.

00:40:02.000 It's a terrible place. 0.99

00:40:03.000 It's a cesspool of filth and sadness where dreams go to die.

00:40:06.000 Maybe that's why President Trump posted this morning on Truth. 1.00

00:40:09.000 Sadly, if you import people from third world countries, you quickly become a third world country and there's not a thing you can do about it. 0.98

00:40:16.000 Make America great again, President Donald J. Trump. 1.00

00:40:18.000 You would think, well, why is he posting that?

00:40:20.000 Well, I kind of have an idea.

00:40:23.000 New York Knicks, they won. 0.84

00:40:25.000 Well, here's how the city celebrated by destroying crap and see if you notice a trend as far as demographics, ethnicity. 0.98

00:40:35.000 You got a city bag on top of a school bag. 0.98

00:40:59.000 You turned this city into Gotham City now. 0.74

00:41:14.000 There's a white guy. 0.99

00:41:16.000 He looks gay, though. 1.00

00:41:25.000 Well, it's a Prius, so it kind of deserves it. 1.00

00:41:27.000 Yeah, you know what?

00:41:28.000 I'm on their side.

00:41:29.000 Oh, yeah, that's how commerce works.

00:41:34.000 Oh, no.

00:41:36.000 There's one white guy.

00:41:37.000 I thought there were two, then I realized one's a cop.

00:41:38.000 Listen, Bond!

00:41:39.000 When you saw my.

00:41:46.000 Wait, you have a.

00:41:51.000 Was that a woman or a man?

00:41:53.000 I don't know.

00:41:53.000 I couldn't tell if it was a trans woman or a racist caricature of an Asian person.

00:41:57.000 I heard it's a New York 8.

00:41:58.000 Is that what?

00:41:59.000 Jeez.

00:42:03.000 Why?

00:42:03.000 And by the way, I get that they would do it in Montreal, but like, you guys are starting to get the picture, right?

00:42:11.000 Here's the thing, too you're hurting your fellow citizen.

00:42:15.000 Like with soccer riots, people are at an away game and hooligans.

00:42:19.000 The idea is you're fighting the opposing team.

00:42:21.000 In this case, you're destroying cabs of people who could be your neighbor.

00:42:25.000 A school bus.

00:42:26.000 A school bus. 0.95

00:42:27.000 What the hell?

00:42:29.000 Who knew that the greatest thing to happen in New York was a Knicks drought?

00:42:33.000 Yeah.

00:42:34.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:35.000 The Knicks not winning since 1973 was good for the city.

00:42:38.000 The best thing ever, yeah.

00:42:39.000 It was a blessing.

00:42:39.000 And then this is just for fun.

00:42:40.000 This, now, to be clear, this man is a Spurs fan.

00:42:44.000 Just turns out, of course, he's from Philly.

00:42:47.000 We were going to this guy from Texas, but this guy just starts punching New York Knicks fans, like a lot of them.

00:42:55.000 Yes.

00:42:56.000 And he doesn't go down.

00:42:57.000 At a certain point, he's basically like Michael Myers.

00:43:00.000 This is just fun.

00:43:01.000 And even security, he just committed a multitude of felonies.

00:43:05.000 I think they're impressed.

00:43:06.000 They just ask him to leave.

00:43:07.000 Watch.

00:43:15.000 All right, there's one.

00:43:17.000 Oh, oh, two.

00:43:18.000 They all move like a school of fish when a shark comes in.

00:43:23.000 Bing, cheap shot.

00:43:26.000 He doesn't care.

00:43:27.000 Nails another one.

00:43:29.000 Another cheap shot.

00:43:30.000 Doesn't pick up.

00:43:36.000 Nailed like three of them.

00:43:37.000 Oh my gosh.

00:43:40.000 Just how would he scatter?

00:43:42.000 Kick, nothing.

00:43:44.000 It's like if Moses was the Hulk.

00:43:45.000 No, nobody's playing hard, bro.

00:43:47.000 I'm not.

00:44:15.000 Once he turns away.

00:44:16.000 And then outside, he's like, who wants some more?

00:44:18.000 Look, there you go.

00:44:21.000 They come at him and they keep hitting him, and it's like nothing happens.

00:44:26.000 Are you not entertained?

00:44:28.000 The police are about to recruit this guy.

00:44:30.000 No, right?

00:44:33.000 He held his own, no.

00:44:35.000 He held his own.

00:44:35.000 Yes, he did.

00:44:36.000 He held everybody's ass. 1.00

00:44:37.000 He didn't hold his own. 1.00

00:44:38.000 He kicked all your asses. 1.00

00:44:39.000 I love that. 1.00

00:44:40.000 This dude saw the last thing that happened to the Spurs fans.

00:44:43.000 He was like, I don't even care.

00:44:44.000 I'm throwing on a Spurs jersey.

00:44:46.000 He just did it.

00:44:46.000 He's just from fairly just looking for a fight.

00:44:48.000 Yeah, he's like, whatever.

00:44:49.000 I don't kind of like the Spurs, but I'm there.

00:44:50.000 He's like, oh, there's a reason to fight New Yorkers.

00:44:52.000 And we found the guy.

00:44:54.000 The guy in question's name is TheWallace27.

00:44:57.000 He wrote this on Instagram and wrote, They're not charging me because I didn't throw the first punch. 1.00

00:45:01.000 It was self defense for everyone saying, I told you this would happen, nigga. 0.84

00:45:04.000 I wanted this.

00:45:05.000 This is the most fun I've had in years. 1.00

00:45:09.000 Them niggas were scared to fight me what I wanted. 1.00

00:45:11.000 Even when they jumped me, ain't shit happened. 1.00

00:45:13.000 The police had to save them. 1.00

00:45:15.000 Tell Knicks fans they pussy. 1.00

00:45:18.000 What a legend, dude. 1.00

00:45:20.000 What a legend.

00:45:22.000 I love that.

00:45:22.000 This guy's grandkids someday.

00:45:24.000 They're going to be like, Granddad, tell us about the Knicks fans.

00:45:24.000 Yeah.

00:45:29.000 Man.

00:45:30.000 Tell us about. 1.00

00:45:31.000 Knicks fans pussy. 1.00

00:45:32.000 That's right. 1.00

00:45:32.000 Tell us the story again about how the Knicks fans pussy. 1.00

00:45:37.000 Ah, I got around. 1.00

00:45:40.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:45:42.000 And here's the thing if you look at New York City, it's not.

00:45:45.000 It's really not an American city.

00:45:47.000 And I've said this many times. 1.00

00:45:48.000 It's just a city of rednecks. 1.00

00:45:49.000 In that. 1.00

00:45:50.000 People in New York, you have people who've never driven a car, who have no idea what the entire rest of the country is like.

00:45:56.000 They get on a subway.

00:45:57.000 You guys ever talk with a New Yorker?

00:45:59.000 I lived in New York for a while ago.

00:45:59.000 It's so convenient.

00:46:02.000 I can go anywhere.

00:46:02.000 I just take the subway.

00:46:03.000 I was like, okay, where do you live?

00:46:04.000 When I was at Fox News, I'd be like, upper West Side of Go.

00:46:06.000 So what?

00:46:06.000 That's like three miles away?

00:46:08.000 How long did it take you to get here?

00:46:09.000 Well, I got on that train.

00:46:10.000 45 minutes.

00:46:11.000 Do you know what it's like anywhere else in the country to go three miles?

00:46:15.000 Let me do some math for you.

00:46:16.000 The limit is 60 miles an hour if you're on the freeway.

00:46:19.000 So, you know.

00:46:20.000 We go, it's about three minutes.

00:46:24.000 It's about three minutes.

00:46:25.000 And we can actually load the groceries in our car.

00:46:28.000 We don't have to go down to Gristiti's and whatever it is that we can carry and avoid the hobos reaching into our paper bags. 0.59

00:46:35.000 And this is the thing you have these people who visited the United States. 0.71

00:46:37.000 They used to just land in New York City.

00:46:39.000 They thought that was America.

00:46:40.000 We're going to get some clips here of tourists for soccer who are now going anywhere else going, oh my God, America's awesome. 0.97

00:46:46.000 We thought it was New York, which mostly sucks.

00:46:49.000 The demographics of New York have changed dramatically. 0.99

00:46:51.000 So in 1980, it was 52% white.

00:46:53.000 25% black, 19% Hispanic.

00:46:56.000 It was 3% Asian. 0.64

00:46:57.000 Today, it goes from 52% white down to 33%. 0.88

00:47:02.000 And Hispanic has gone up to 28, Asian up to 14%.

00:47:05.000 Whites have gone from a majority to a significant minority in New York. 0.97

00:47:10.000 Now, I will say this one race suspiciously missing from all the rioting were the Japanese because they, right now, are in Texas and we should strive to be the kinds of tourists that the Japanese are. 0.96

00:47:25.000 Where are you guys from? 1.00

00:47:26.000 Where is everyone from?

00:47:27.000 Japan! 0.99

00:47:28.000 What do you think of America, of Texas? 1.00

00:47:32.000 Everything needs to be.

00:47:32.000 Texas is good.

00:47:37.000 Their handicaps are picking up trash. 1.00

00:47:40.000 Sick hamburger and Caesar salad. 1.00

00:47:44.000 So good.

00:47:46.000 It's not the culture, but it's like respect for everything.

00:47:49.000 Respect for the players, supporters, and also for the stadium.

00:47:57.000 Excuse me.

00:47:57.000 Okay.

00:47:58.000 I cannot speak English, but I'm excited!

00:48:08.000 By the way, shout out to that reporter.

00:48:12.000 Yeah, he looks strikingly like Long Duck Dong from Breakfast Love.

00:48:15.000 Not because all agents, just him specifically. 0.72

00:48:19.000 Donger need food.

00:48:20.000 They have a culture of respect. 1.00

00:48:23.000 They clean up everywhere they go.

00:48:25.000 By the way, even the Texas beaches.

00:48:27.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:29.000 Well, that one's hard with the chaps. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:48:31.000 Careful.

00:48:32.000 We don't know about the BP if they're safe at this point.

00:48:34.000 It's all you can eat.

00:48:34.000 They love Texas so much, they were actually even grabbing Texas culture by the horns at the local rodeo.

00:48:42.000 Oh.

00:48:44.000 My money's on the sumo.

00:48:46.000 Me too.

00:48:47.000 You never know.

00:48:47.000 Me too.

00:48:49.000 You know what's funny is Lane was saying because where he lives, there's a bunch of Japanese people staying in a hotel near him.

00:48:55.000 And he said he's just seen Japanese people everywhere.

00:48:57.000 And he said he spoke one sentence of Japanese that he knows, the one sentence he knows.

00:49:01.000 Oh, yeah. 0.97

00:49:02.000 And they were like, oh.

00:49:04.000 Oh, you're speaking Japanese. 1.00

00:49:06.000 Please, you cannot sleep with my wife. 1.00

00:49:08.000 I wonder if there's like a Japanese version of you walking around doing. 1.00

00:49:17.000 I bet if Steven went down there and started doing impressions of Japanese people to their face, I bet they would laugh and then do impressions of us back. 0.99

00:49:25.000 Yeah, I would be like, hey, do you guys realize the way that we sort of picture you walking around as tourists is pretty much always just, oh, oh, oh. 1.00

00:49:25.000 Yeah, they'd have to. 1.00

00:49:34.000 And they'd probably be like, yeah, and we picture you go, oh, I'm a John Wayne cowboy.

00:49:44.000 You're so much a Clint Eastwood, go ahead, make my day.

00:49:52.000 Steven isn't the good, Josh isn't the bad, and Gerald isn't the ugly.

00:49:57.000 I only have to ask Gerald one question respectfully.

00:50:03.000 Do you feel lucky?

00:50:04.000 I have a gun.

00:50:07.000 I mean, I have to go take my gun and eat a hamburger.

00:50:14.000 But they like it.

00:50:15.000 I'd laugh if they did it too.

00:50:16.000 It'd be pretty funny.

00:50:17.000 Be like, okay, yeah, I get it.

00:50:18.000 I love, like, they respect.

00:50:19.000 What's the word, Ling?

00:50:20.000 Is it gaijin?

00:50:21.000 The word for foreigner in Japan?

00:50:23.000 I think it's guilo. 1.00

00:50:24.000 No, that's Hispanic. 0.99

00:50:27.000 Guaylo? 0.99

00:50:28.000 Guaylo?

00:50:28.000 You're thinking of guava.

00:50:29.000 That's a sweet name.

00:50:31.000 No.

00:50:31.000 I think it's gaijin.

00:50:33.000 They have some word, but in Japan, they welcome tourists.

00:50:39.000 People ask for pictures of you as a tall, blonde, white guy.

00:50:41.000 But if you live there, once it gets to 3%, it's 3% too much.

00:50:48.000 What are you still doing here?

00:50:50.000 Only visiting, I hope.

00:50:54.000 That's right.

00:50:54.000 We say you can come for.

00:50:56.000 Wrong weekend.

00:50:57.000 No, you stay too long.

00:50:59.000 Must go.

00:51:02.000 Well, listen, they were playing the Netherlands.

00:51:04.000 And when you think of the makeup of the people from the Netherlands, you're probably thinking of what?

00:51:09.000 Mostly what race?

00:51:11.000 Not a trick.

00:51:15.000 Neverend?

00:51:17.000 I think of the roster boys and never grow up.

00:51:24.000 You think of a bunch of white guys, right?

00:51:25.000 Half their roster is not.

00:51:27.000 And you're like, okay, well, that's.

00:51:28.000 Seems a little odd. 0.93

00:51:28.000 And then Japan, I'm like, man, every person on this field is Japanese until I saw the goalie. 0.93

00:51:34.000 Of all positions, it turns out the goalie's like black. 0.95

00:51:36.000 Really? 1.00

00:51:37.000 Japan? 1.00

00:51:38.000 Like black? 0.94

00:51:38.000 Or he is black? 0.94

00:51:39.000 So I mean, they got a lot of space to cover for a short people. 1.00

00:51:42.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's true.

00:51:43.000 It's true.

00:51:44.000 I had to recruit out to get people. 1.00

00:51:46.000 Yes, Japanese is gaijin. 1.00

00:51:47.000 It's gaijin. 1.00

00:51:48.000 Chinese is guaylo. 1.00

00:51:49.000 Oh, guaylo. 1.00

00:51:50.000 Yeah, Japanese, you're like, gaijin! 1.00

00:51:51.000 You're like, what does that mean?

00:51:53.000 It means a foreigner, but no offense.

00:51:57.000 Gaijin!

00:51:58.000 Goal! 1.00

00:51:59.000 It's more typically, more specifically, white foreigner. 1.00

00:52:02.000 Right. 0.91

00:52:02.000 Yes, exactly. 0.91

00:52:03.000 What do they call black foreigners? 1.00

00:52:05.000 A one to gas. 1.00

00:52:08.000 We call him a goalkeeper.

00:52:12.000 Already got one.

00:52:15.000 I tell you the soccer thing.

00:52:17.000 I just think that you could take people in this office, put them in net, and you would not discern the difference.

00:52:23.000 It's a 50 50 shot.

00:52:24.000 They're guessing.

00:52:26.000 Here's how I know I have watched soccer goalies in World Cup games, and I've watched them go and throw themselves the wrong direction as the ball goes.

00:52:36.000 It's a guess.

00:52:37.000 It's a guess.

00:52:37.000 Hold on.

00:52:38.000 I want a penalty kick.

00:52:39.000 Yes, on all kicks. 0.94

00:52:40.000 On all kicks.

00:52:41.000 The rest, no, not on all kicks.

00:52:42.000 You're going left or you're going right.

00:52:43.000 Once you're in motion, you can't correct this.

00:52:45.000 Watched almost no soccer.

00:52:47.000 How do you think you have a valid answer?

00:52:48.000 That's true.

00:52:48.000 I don't watch soccer.

00:52:50.000 But when I tune in, I go, this is gay. 1.00

00:52:51.000 And I stop. 1.00

00:52:52.000 They're knocking me into a corner. 1.00

00:52:53.000 They're dickheads. 1.00

00:52:53.000 Look, dude, soccer sucks, but we're not going to beat a soccer team. 1.00

00:52:56.000 This office is not going to. 0.81

00:52:57.000 I didn't say we're going to beat a soccer team.

00:52:58.000 I said you could put a random person in nets and it would be close to a professional goalkeeper.

00:53:04.000 Noodles, you did it in hockey. 0.99

00:53:07.000 I would never do it in soccer.

00:53:08.000 No, you're doing geometry right.

00:53:10.000 You have to cut angle.

00:53:10.000 You move.

00:53:11.000 In soccer, it's just you're guessing left to right.

00:53:13.000 Same thing happens in soccer.

00:53:14.000 You're absolutely wrong. 1.00

00:53:15.000 But I will say this the announcers had fun with the Japanese. 1.00

00:53:17.000 They're like, I don't know why they keep sending headers in because they're losing all of them. 0.99

00:53:21.000 They may think they're taller than they are.

00:53:23.000 And then the last one they did, they actually scored a goal.

00:53:25.000 He's like, Well, I guess they knew what they were doing.

00:53:27.000 What's a header?

00:53:28.000 So when you kick the ball high, your player's supposed to go up and jump for it and head it to either in the goal or to another player to kick in.

00:53:33.000 And every time for like 10 minutes, they were losing them. 1.00

00:53:35.000 And they're like, The Japanese are short. 1.00

00:53:38.000 So they wouldn't be able to hit it with their head. 1.00

00:53:40.000 In America, we would call it a headshot. 0.77

00:53:41.000 Yes.

00:53:42.000 Oh, okay.

00:53:42.000 No, but it gets confusing.

00:53:44.000 It's called a head.

00:53:44.000 It's not a headshot.

00:53:45.000 What are you talking about?

00:53:46.000 A like first person shooter or something?

00:53:47.000 Yeah, that's what we call it in America.

00:53:49.000 It's a headshot.

00:53:49.000 Oh, good lord.

00:53:49.000 Apparently, Lane the Brain played soccer goalie in college.

00:53:52.000 Oh, really?

00:53:53.000 In college?

00:53:53.000 That's what he said.

00:53:54.000 I didn't know that.

00:53:55.000 Well, is that like we have soccer in college here?

00:53:58.000 I had no idea.

00:53:58.000 What was that, an accident?

00:53:59.000 Did he just show up for football practice and they're like, I guess you're here.

00:54:03.000 Yeah.

00:54:03.000 And then they're like, oh, he's a football player.

00:54:05.000 Oh, wait, was this in China?

00:54:06.000 Did they pick you because you were taller than them?

00:54:08.000 Oh, my gosh.

00:54:09.000 Was that when he was in China?

00:54:10.000 Got to cover the goal in college.

00:54:12.000 You got to have the wingspan for that goal.

00:54:14.000 Yeah, exactly right.

00:54:14.000 In case you go left and they shoot right.

00:54:16.000 We don't want more Gaijin except in the net. 1.00

00:54:19.000 No, see, that'd be Guayla. 1.00

00:54:23.000 Gaijin, good place in the net. 0.99

00:54:25.000 Yes.

00:54:27.000 All right.

00:54:27.000 Classy.

00:54:29.000 No, you're seeing these Europeans who are not going to New York, not going to San Francisco, seeing the rest of the United States going, oh my gosh, this is incredible. 0.97

00:54:37.000 I don't think you people realize that we have everything here.

00:54:39.000 Yeah.

00:54:40.000 We have every type of climate here.

00:54:41.000 We have every type of neighborhood here.

00:54:43.000 You can be urban, you can be suburban, you can be rural. 0.83

00:54:46.000 The German guy going through Georgia.

00:54:47.000 He found going through like an upper middle class neighborhood thinking, why is everybody living in mansions here?

00:54:52.000 I know.

00:54:52.000 Also, our stadiums are just way off the charts.

00:54:56.000 They have no idea.

00:54:57.000 Right.

00:54:58.000 They're everywhere.

00:54:59.000 College football stadiums, some of the high school stadiums that we have.

00:55:02.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:02.000 France has, they have nothing like. 0.99

00:55:04.000 You only use this stadium 16 times a year.

00:55:08.000 Oh.

00:55:09.000 No.

00:55:10.000 No, eight actually.

00:55:13.000 And it still pays for itself.

00:55:15.000 Oh.

00:55:16.000 We're still rebuilding after Pearl Harbor, but. 1.00

00:55:18.000 Good for you.

00:55:19.000 After a bomb, we still rebuild, but you have a nice stadium.

00:55:22.000 Yeah, we can't use that money.

00:55:23.000 You could.

00:55:24.000 See? 0.99

00:55:25.000 The Japanese came here. 1.00

00:55:27.000 We can't rebuild the military, but you have 85,000 people for people hit head with a ball. 1.00

00:55:32.000 Okay, very good for you.

00:55:36.000 We're not even better.

00:55:48.000 It's cool to see people actually coming here and loving America.

00:55:51.000 That's been a huge PR win. 1.00

00:55:52.000 When you go to anyone here from New York City, you have Barkers in the streets. 1.00

00:55:58.000 It's like a Turkish bazaar. 1.00

00:55:59.000 It doesn't feel like the United States. 0.71

00:56:01.000 It's very, very different.

00:56:02.000 It's its own thing.

00:56:03.000 And people who were raised in New York, it's the greatest city in the world.

00:56:07.000 No one aside from you would think that to live here.

00:56:10.000 Very, very few people.

00:56:11.000 It's great to visit, to live, it's awful.

00:56:13.000 Yeah, I bet you think that because you also have no perspective.

00:56:17.000 Right.

00:56:17.000 Get out of those cities.

00:56:18.000 That's what happens.

00:56:19.000 Like, New York is not America.

00:56:20.000 It is a part of America.

00:56:21.000 But if you want to understand America, like the town that Lane grew up in of a thousand people is way more America than New York is.

00:56:27.000 Yeah.

00:56:27.000 And that's what these people are seeing that are traveling through these different places.

00:56:30.000 It's hilarious to watch this feed.

00:56:31.000 I don't watch a lot of it, but they found a Bucky's.

00:56:33.000 It's like, whoa, this is a gas station.

00:56:35.000 You know, like just completely blown away by that.

00:56:37.000 And some of the beauty of, The countryside and everything else.

00:56:39.000 And it's just like, wow, I had no idea.

00:56:41.000 And I'm like, yeah.

00:56:42.000 To be fair, Bucky's has no right to be that big.

00:56:45.000 It's true.

00:56:46.000 It does. 0.93

00:56:46.000 It has a right, but it's kind of silly. 0.93

00:56:49.000 It's the biggest jerky store in the world. 0.97

00:56:50.000 It really is.

00:56:51.000 It is.

00:56:51.000 And they happen to sell gas at Bucky's.

00:56:53.000 I also bought some rugs at Bucky's.

00:56:54.000 I saw a picture of their CEO last week.

00:56:56.000 Yeah.

00:56:57.000 He looks exactly like you'd think the Bucky CEO is.

00:56:58.000 Oh, really?

00:56:59.000 Yeah.

00:56:59.000 He's got a mullet and like handlebar mustache.

00:57:01.000 And I would imagine he's like very happy to be photographed.

00:57:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:05.000 He's just not.

00:57:05.000 Yeah.

00:57:06.000 I did it.

00:57:07.000 He was like modern day Al Capone.

00:57:09.000 He loved.

00:57:10.000 Yeah, that's crazy.

00:57:11.000 No, I bought some cowskin rugs there.

00:57:13.000 Huh.

00:57:14.000 That's a good choice.

00:57:15.000 They were better priced than anywhere else.

00:57:17.000 I just got them at Bucky's.

00:57:18.000 That's so funny, dude.

00:57:19.000 My head was so good.

00:57:21.000 I had a couple new rooms, and I was like, I need to outfit them.

00:57:26.000 I was like, I hate going to a furniture store.

00:57:27.000 And I was at Bucky's.

00:57:28.000 I was like, you know what?

00:57:29.000 I think I could just do it here.

00:57:30.000 Do that.

00:57:32.000 How much for that, whatever?

00:57:33.000 Is that a longhorn skull head?

00:57:35.000 And they took it down, but then I had a bunch of rhinestones when I was up close.

00:57:38.000 I was like, no, I just thought it was the actual skull.

00:57:39.000 It'd be like a Western theme.

00:57:40.000 But do you have any without the.

00:57:42.000 The vjazzling, they're like, No, someone should tell Ashley Furniture, yeah, that they're getting beat by Bucky's.

00:57:49.000 It's gonna piss him off.

00:57:50.000 Is the only way, yeah.

00:57:52.000 I uh, actually, funny enough, I met a guy at Bucky's, didn't know I met him at Bucky's, and I work with him now behind the scenes.

00:57:57.000 He was like, Yeah, I met you like five years ago.

00:57:58.000 I'm like, What?

00:57:59.000 and he showed him a picture of me at Bucky's with him, and it was just him like taking stuff.

00:58:02.000 And I was like, I was like, Oh, well, I probably was just trying to move quickly because you know, I don't want to spend that much time at Bucky's.

00:58:10.000 You get your brisket sandwich, you move on.

00:58:12.000 Clean bathrooms, you get a lot at Bucky's.

00:58:14.000 Good lord.

00:58:15.000 Side of you, Brisket sandwich.

00:58:15.000 Brisket sandwich.

00:58:16.000 Any kind of soda you want.

00:58:17.000 Really good hot sauce.

00:58:18.000 Really good hot sauce.

00:58:20.000 I bought a jacket at Bucky's.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:21.000 Did you really?

00:58:22.000 Like a puffer jacket.

00:58:23.000 Nice.

00:58:23.000 What the hell is this?

00:58:24.000 I still have a jacket.

00:58:25.000 I mean, I needed a jacket.

00:58:26.000 I was out somewhere.

00:58:27.000 You just need a jacket.

00:58:28.000 We need a segment of something.

00:58:29.000 You also get a smoker and a beach tent.

00:58:33.000 That's just on the way out.

00:58:34.000 It's like a take a penny, leave a penny tray.

00:58:35.000 It's just like, get a beach tent and a smoker.

00:58:38.000 Yeah, right there.

00:58:38.000 I was like, you know what?

00:58:40.000 That's a good price for a smoker.

00:58:42.000 Who knows?

00:58:42.000 I'll take that.

00:58:43.000 You know, a lot of people think that on the other side of the gas is the diesel station, but it's not.

00:58:46.000 It's actually a wedding chapel.

00:58:47.000 Oh, wow.

00:58:48.000 Yeah.

00:58:48.000 You can get married at Bucky's.

00:58:50.000 Right?

00:58:51.000 To be a cashier, you have to be an ordained minister.

00:58:53.000 It's like part of the rules.

00:58:53.000 Just like you can still leave your child like a fire station.

00:58:56.000 If you have to abandon your child, you can leave them at Quick Trip.

00:58:59.000 You can.

00:59:00.000 You can get some Buffalo taquitos and abandon your child.

00:59:02.000 That's why Quick Trip has a lot going for it.

00:59:04.000 No one's going to adopt the kid, but they're going to grow up knowing some things.

00:59:07.000 Yeah.

00:59:08.000 That's right.

00:59:08.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 I just think it would be great to see if those feral children, but it's a child who grows up in Quick Trip.

00:59:13.000 Like his only frame of reference is Quick Trip.

00:59:16.000 What is he standing with?

00:59:17.000 A soda fountain?

00:59:17.000 Let me fill it for a quarter.

00:59:18.000 Yeah.

00:59:19.000 He just thinks that one of the major food groups is Icy's.

00:59:23.000 You're going to hate this, but that's basically the backstory for Jay and Silent Bob.

00:59:26.000 Is it?

00:59:26.000 Yeah.

00:59:27.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:59:28.000 Is it?

00:59:29.000 Also, BioDum, I think.

00:59:30.000 Hey, let's move on.

00:59:30.000 All right.

00:59:31.000 Hey, remember Ellen Page?

00:59:33.000 Huh?

00:59:34.000 No.

00:59:37.000 This is the thing, too, with social media now people get into something and then they want to sell themselves to you as an expert.

00:59:46.000 You see this with fitness.

00:59:47.000 You see this with nutrition.

00:59:49.000 You see this in some cases with politics, philosophy, journalism.

00:59:53.000 They're like, hey, I just started this.

00:59:54.000 Thing.

00:59:55.000 So, by the way, you should buy my book.

00:59:56.000 You see it certainly a lot, right?

00:59:57.000 With former OnlyFans who then start ministries. 0.90

01:00:00.000 What?

01:00:01.000 Yeah.

01:00:01.000 Just, we used to go, all right, someone has to kind of pay their dues, do their due diligence.

01:00:07.000 Especially as it relates to like life advice, specifically directed towards men or women.

01:00:12.000 Like women who used to give advice to women, the matriarchs would be older women who've been married, who've been successful mothers, who've raised generations of their own. 0.99

01:00:20.000 Like, hey, gather around, let me teach you.

01:00:22.000 Same thing with men, often a veteran, someone who's a respected member of the community.

01:00:26.000 Well, let me tell you what a man is, what a man isn't.

01:00:28.000 And everyone kind of would lean on the wisdom of their elders.

01:00:33.000 Elliot Page has been a man for, I think, eight minutes, and now wants to give you advice on how to be a man. 1.00

01:00:43.000 I think she still has a vagina. 1.00

01:00:45.000 I'm not sure if it's sewn up yet. 0.99

01:00:46.000 But Elliot Page, Ellen Page, is going to tell you now what is healthy masculinity.

01:00:54.000 Let's go through this.

01:00:55.000 And by the way, please remove any sharp objects or firearms from your vicinity because you'll be tempted to use them.

01:01:02.000 What does it mean to you to hear me say healthy masculinity?

01:01:07.000 Who cares?

01:01:08.000 Healthy masculinity to me is, or even just something I've. 0.98

01:01:11.000 Speak up, ma'am. 0.86

01:01:13.000 Felt as trans. 0.82

01:01:14.000 Like transitioning is like leaning away from whenever there is some sort of impulse or expectation you've put on yourself to like shut down or conform in a way that usually feels like this. 0.68

01:01:28.000 Like I am closing off. 0.99

01:01:30.000 But enough about wrapping your tits. 1.00

01:01:31.000 Kind of being like, oh, Ellie, maybe you should, you know, talk with your hands a little less. 1.00

01:01:35.000 Or, you know, maybe in pictures.

01:01:37.000 Pause.

01:01:38.000 Ugh.

01:01:38.000 Because all.

01:01:41.000 These people on the left who want to make it seem like everything is nuanced. 0.60

01:01:47.000 When it comes to gender, it's all a stereotype.

01:01:49.000 Like, for example, I realized men, they're not allowed to talk with their hands.

01:01:53.000 Have you ever met a Guinea? 0.99

01:01:54.000 You ever met a French Canadian?

01:01:56.000 Yeah, how about a deaf guy?

01:01:57.000 Yeah, yeah, exactly. 0.99

01:01:58.000 She's going to be like, You're not a man.

01:02:00.000 Yeah, you know, hey, hey, don't tell me, Miss Wonder.

01:02:07.000 I bet you, by the way, she'll apologize to the signing community quite soon, too. 1.00

01:02:11.000 They always dress like a stereotype.

01:02:12.000 Like, yeah, when I, you know, Knowing what it's like to be a man because I grew a douchey chin strap beard and got a Dickie's shirt at Hot Topic, I feel like I'm the authority now to tell men you can talk with your hands.

01:02:24.000 And men across the world, this is why we don't respect you.

01:02:26.000 We're like, what?

01:02:28.000 This is advice.

01:02:28.000 You're not helping anybody.

01:02:30.000 Let's continue with the absurdity. 1.00

01:02:32.000 Person's transitioning. 1.00

01:02:33.000 Now I'm like, Johnny, I'm smiling.

01:02:35.000 I am smiling in those photos.

01:02:38.000 Whereas I used to be so, I could barely look at a photo of myself.

01:02:40.000 I was always like, how massive?

01:02:42.000 I'm smiling in those photos.

01:02:44.000 And I'll be saying, dude's like, hey, are you.

01:02:46.000 Are you Victor from a brother?

01:02:47.000 She does a dude's voice.

01:02:48.000 And we're doing a photo together.

01:02:49.000 He's very, I read.

01:02:51.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 And like having that moment where I'm like, oh, should I also not?

01:02:55.000 Like, should I also be close enough?

01:02:57.000 It's just like, what the fk, Elliot? 0.89

01:02:59.000 What are you talking about? 0.99

01:03:01.000 Like, oh, honey, you're the part of the problem.

01:03:04.000 So I think it's.

01:03:05.000 Well, hold on a second.

01:03:08.000 You're part of the problem because you're enforcing patriarchy now by being shy to smile too much.

01:03:16.000 What value does this person bring to the table in any capacity?

01:03:20.000 Here's the thing.

01:03:21.000 When people are giving advice, they need to be giving you advice which is actionable.

01:03:25.000 Like, oh, you know what?

01:03:26.000 Like, I realize, for example, I don't know, maybe if you're, she could give advice to a trans person.

01:03:31.000 Like, my testosterone was too high and so was out of whack.

01:03:33.000 So I adjusted.

01:03:34.000 So the next, you know, psychopath who's doing hormone replacement therapy to convince themselves delusionally that they're a man, like, oh, okay, you know what?

01:03:40.000 I guess I'm taking too much testosterone.

01:03:41.000 But instead, she's going, I'm like part of the problem because I wasn't talking about, because I was like this.

01:03:45.000 And he's like, bro, what are you saying? 1.00

01:03:48.000 We have to act like you're anything other than a very stupid, silly person who is not to be taken seriously. 1.00

01:03:54.000 On any level, you should be giving no advice to men. 1.00

01:03:57.000 Why? 1.00

01:03:58.000 Because you have a pussy. 1.00

01:03:59.000 Let's continue. 1.00

01:04:01.000 Be healthy, masculinity would be, you know, a healthiness for anyone to just, you know, love themselves.

01:04:08.000 Still reaching for a phantom breast. 1.00

01:04:10.000 Look at that. 0.99

01:04:11.000 Look at the arms. 0.83

01:04:12.000 That's how men hold their arms.

01:04:14.000 Just the practical, basic drink water, like eat a banana, you know? 0.92

01:04:19.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:04:20.000 Still tell stories like a chick. 0.93

01:04:22.000 Yeah.

01:04:23.000 So, men out there, if you find yourself, you know, if you find yourself at odds with other men or maybe not being accepted amongst the group or.

01:04:30.000 Being confused as to how to enter the next stage of life, right?

01:04:33.000 Wanting to become a husband, a father, a good leader of your community, a good embodiment of positive masculine energy.

01:04:41.000 You know, drink a little more water, eat a banana.

01:04:43.000 I think you're good.

01:04:44.000 Eat a banana in one bite.

01:04:45.000 Yes.

01:04:46.000 Whoa.

01:04:46.000 Yeah, swallow that thing down whole.

01:04:48.000 That's very masculine. 0.99

01:04:49.000 This woman fake transitioned to being a man so that she could then tell men, you know what, you've been doing it wrong this whole time. 0.94

01:04:58.000 This whole time. 0.98

01:05:00.000 This is why we can't allow this to be normalized in any capacity.

01:05:04.000 I can't think of anyone less qualified to give advice on anything masculine or mental health oriented than Elliot Page.

01:05:11.000 And we're going to be going over time on this.

01:05:13.000 This is going to go on because, boy, we have a lot to say.

01:05:15.000 And then they bring out the old tropes.

01:05:16.000 You know, these Native American tribes, actually, this is how we. 0.99

01:05:19.000 It's complete bullcrap. 0.99

01:05:20.000 They always try and point some two spirited thing or some matrix that didn't actually exist or when homosexuality was completely normalized in some society and you find out that that wasn't the case at all. 0.98

01:05:28.000 We'll talk about it more.

01:05:29.000 Just click that button.

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01:05:32.000 We'll take your chat.

01:05:33.000 We're getting increasingly pissed off.

01:05:35.000 If not, go and continue watching Haley. 0.95

01:05:36.000 Let's hear Elliot Page now talk about toxic masculinity.

01:05:42.000 And by the way, toxic to the masculine body is excess levels of estrogen, but let's not talk about that.

01:05:48.000 And also, just, you know, doing what you can to be intentionally and mindfully not letting yourself get like swayed or twisted by.

01:06:00.000 Though you get really easily physically swayed or twisted.

Louder with Crowder - June 15, 2026

Trump Says We Have an Iran Deal: But What The Hell Is It?

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