Brenden introduces a new segment on the show, and the guys talk about a conspiracy theory that involves a woman who thinks her pecker is too small. They also discuss why they think Donald Trump will win the 2020 election, and why they don t think it will.
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00:00:55.000A rumor that you, obviously a man of, you are well off, a man of means, that you exclusively put your cigars and carry them into the most opulent, beautiful cigar lounges in a Tupperware container.
00:08:29.000Rather than cleaning up the human shit, they say, well, the people in Silicon Valley between urinating on the Redwoods and then worshiping Moloch, they can figure out an app so that we can avoid stepping on the human feces.
00:08:53.000Also in the news, things that we don't like, speaking of sh**, Mike Bloomberg, he's been getting panned, obviously, for the debate performance Tuesday night, especially over just some of the horrendous attempts at jokes.
00:09:05.000Well, I think what's right for New York City isn't necessarily right for all the other cities.
00:09:09.000Otherwise, you'd have a naked cowboy in every city.
00:09:11.000And it only gets more awkward because he paused.
00:11:05.000He is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.
00:11:11.000And the fact that he and his team took the time to make this happen for all of you should say something, not about me or about this place, but about you.
00:11:25.000You may know him, Mr. Weinstein is a convicted rapist, a ruthless misogynist, a merciless producer in one of the most cutthroat industries in the world.
00:11:57.000And I do wonder, too, if the secret now in Hollywood, considering you see what's been coming out, if the Harvey Weinstein secret now is the pedophilia going on in Hollywood.
00:12:04.000I'm not saying it's some ring of Illuminati, but it is something that is abnormally common in the industry compared to the general population.
00:12:12.000I bet you in five years we'll be talking about it.
00:12:14.000Everyone will be like, oh yeah, we all knew.
00:12:15.000We all knew, yeah, the Kevin Spacey thing.
00:14:44.000There is a genetic component that black people... When you meet a black person who can't sing, you're like, oh!
00:14:47.000Something's gone wrong when you play piano, maybe.
00:14:54.000Yeah, you just like, you're like, think back, and you toss some kind of a microphone in his hand, and you're like, somebody loves you, but, and you're like, I knew it!
00:16:18.000On top of the dozens that have died since 2019, these three deaths have been drawing scrutiny from government officials and animal rights activists.
00:17:06.000And there were some people here wondering if we would, uh, we would, like, just, well, you're not going to do the whole Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock Horson show.
00:23:05.000But I am more confident because things have changed.
00:23:08.000I used to say that Bernie would be the hardest candidate for Donald Trump to beat.
00:23:11.000I thought Elizabeth Warren would be the easiest.
00:23:12.000I still think that remains true, but I think that Bernie Sanders is actually far easier to beat than he would have been this time last year, which we'll get to in a second.
00:23:19.000But really, I want to be very clear here.
00:23:21.000Don't get complacent, folks, because now you have some people out there saying, for example, all these people in this studio saying 100%, they're lying.
00:23:46.000I've talked about when I think he runs the risk of losing.
00:23:50.000Thus far, the Democrats, the debates, it's just been an absolute mess.
00:23:56.000Raising the minimum wage to a living wage.
00:23:59.000Do we think building the millions of units of affordable housing... Do we think raising taxes on... She looks like she's wearing a stuntman helmet.
00:24:30.000He looks like the kind of guy who would have gray hair his whole life and then walk into the office with completely blonde hair one day and be mad at you if you noticed.
00:26:03.000And then you have talking heads who are basically saying that Bernie Sanders, who's the frontrunner, is a stooge, a Nazi, he's a tool for Putin.
00:26:10.000Basically, pretty similar to everything that they threw at Donald Trump.
00:26:14.000The happiest person right now is about 1.15 Moscow time.
00:26:19.000This thing is going very well for Vladimir Putin.
00:27:49.000When you think of people who say, OK, Boomer, and they're talking about some relative who would say, I think he's a communist, that guy, in his mind, was picturing Bernie Sanders.
00:28:24.000So you have Bernie on the flip side, and all of his supporters, right, and I understand the pushback, but this is why it's only going to get worse, I think, for the Democrats, at least for the time being until they narrow this down, where they accuse all non-Bernie supporters of being establishment and centrist or just flat-out evil billionaire elitists.
00:29:07.000There are a lot of folks who are concerned about his rise and his surge, especially among young voters, that this may be causing some trouble for the establishment.
00:29:16.000Well, we need to cause trouble for the establishment, because the establishment is who we're fighting against.
00:29:22.000It has come up from a candidate who almost all of the establishment has pinned their main hopes on, and he's talking about bribing politicians in a positive way.
00:29:34.000He's saying, now remember Goldman Sachs.
00:29:57.000There's some teeth to it, because if you're anti-establishment as a conservative, as an outsider, as a Republican, you're actually trying to some degree tear down the system.
00:30:07.000You're actually trying to some degree to shrink the role of the establishment in DC.
00:30:11.000When Bernie complains about the establishment, it's because he yearns to be that.
00:30:25.000They're not pro-choice when it comes to what car you can drive, what kind of soda you can drink, what you can pay in taxes, where you can send your charitable donations.
00:30:30.000They're not pro-choice in any other facet outside of ending the life of another human
00:30:50.000No, I mean, the reality is, and this is the thing that I think that some of the Democratic
00:30:53.000candidates and even amongst the mainstream Democratic voters, they're realizing it's
00:30:57.000It's just Bernie trying to come on top of the establishment.
00:31:00.000He doesn't want to tear down the edifice.
00:31:02.000He actually wants to make more of an establishment through bigger government programs, and everyone's going, wait a minute, I thought you didn't like the establishment, but it's just you want to run it.
00:31:16.000Let me explain to you, and this was a lot, if you go back and watch the segments, I thought, okay, Hillary Clinton lost a lot of states that surprised me.
00:31:24.000I think Bernie does well in those states because of the unions, right?
00:31:27.000It's easy to appeal to unions as a socialist more.
00:31:31.000A lot of the unions just believe that Hillary Clinton was an elitist.
00:31:33.000And the same thing with Michael Bloomberg, right?
00:31:35.000I don't think that Michael Bloomberg has any chance of winning the Rust Belt.
00:31:38.000I think Bernie has a better choice, right?
00:31:40.000Or at least I thought he would have had a better choice to win the Rust Belt against Donald Trump, and that's kind of what he needs to win this election.
00:32:20.000We have increases in household income, wage growth, record-breaking stock market.
00:32:24.000On top of that, we have people who are finally taking note of how good the economy is, according to a poll, because Mr. Sanders is almost entirely determined by polls.
00:32:31.000If you look at his policies, it's like, well, if you look at 80% support 90% of the, of the, that's a lot of people.
00:33:28.000It doesn't really make sense that we're going to tear this whole system down and start anew when it's better than it's ever been, according to 90% of Americans.
00:33:37.000I think Bernie Sanders is far less appealing right now, and the numbers should startle them.
00:33:46.000They're not going to see these numbers and think, we need something different.
00:33:50.000They recognize that ideas have the consequences that we're seeing.
00:33:53.000It's when he's pushed for the details, that's when everyone goes, Well, but I don't know that we can afford an X number of tens of trillions of dollars because I feel like that's not going to change things in a way that we really want it to change.
00:34:03.000And instead of saying, you know, look, I mean, there's something to be said about, I believe that the changes need to happen.
00:34:08.000Some of the more centrist candidates who say, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to make these changes because I think we're going to do a little bit of a degree change instead of someone who says they want to turn the boat around, but really they just want to be the captain.
00:34:17.000Right, and I think it's important to note, by the way, this has been a boat turnaround.
00:34:20.000So, if you want to talk about the radical change, the radical – well, first off, let's go back through history.
00:34:24.000The radical idea was this idea of a free society, a free enterprise.
00:35:38.000You're texting that from the phone that it was created by boomers, you ass?
00:35:43.000Okay, boomer. You mean like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, you ungrateful little pissant.
00:35:48.000So, Bernie's actually older than a boomer. That's true.
00:35:51.000That's why they're right. I guess people say to him, okay, greatest generation of all time, but not
00:35:56.000you though. Um, so I think it's important to note like baby boomers were really, really liberal. They
00:36:00.000were the ones putting the Daisy right in the rifle. They were flower power. And then what
00:36:04.000happened? They experienced Jimmy Carter and then they experienced Ronald Reagan. So they had
00:36:09.000contrast and then they became more conservative when they got older. And I was always concerned when I grew
00:36:13.000up, I was saying, man, we don't really have that in our lifetime.
00:36:15.000We have Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.
00:36:17.000There's not really that strong of a contrast.
00:36:19.000And then we had Barack Obama that was a continuation of that, and yeah, he's definitely more charismatic.
00:36:23.000So I thought young people, since they don't have the contrast of conservatism versus leftism, they're not going to naturally revert back to being conservative as they get older, like baby boomers did.
00:36:34.000All that's required for people to be more conservative as they age is that they witness it.
00:36:38.000But up until Donald Trump, no one had witnessed it or anything even close to it.
00:36:41.000But here's the thing, when Bernie Sanders talks about being a revolutionary, no, no, the revolutionary sort of about face, the change was Donald Trump going in and it's what they bitch about.
00:36:50.000The slashing of regulations, the slashing of taxes for people across the board.
00:36:53.000This is very new for people who might be in their early 20s entering the workforce, where now, even if they're liberal, they have this as a baseline.
00:37:01.000And then what happens if there's another Barack Obama or another Bernie Sanders who Who admitted that anyone making over $29,000 is going to see a drastic increase in taxes, go back to our segment on that, with universal health care, Medicare for all.
00:37:11.000So if you have a 22-year-old liberal today who thinks that he likes Bernie Sanders, but he's getting X amount in his paycheck, then Bernie becomes president and it's X minus 20%, 10%, guess what?
00:37:23.000So I think it's important to realize that the rock against Bush, no effects, rage against the machine, they are the machine.
00:37:29.000Bernie Sanders is offering nothing new, and the good thing here is it is going to create more conservatives in this generation than I think we've ever seen.
00:37:36.000And now, since the polls aren't good for Bernie, and they're good for Donald Trump, Bernie has decided to not so much focus on the economy, he is determined to make sure that you know he's going to get, do everything in his power at least, no promises, to get an F rating from the NRA.
00:37:51.000I have today a D-minus voting record from the NRA.
00:37:58.00030 years ago, I likely lost a race for the one seat for Congress in Vermont because 30 years ago I opposed I supported a ban on assault weapons.
00:38:12.000We must be aggressive on gun safety, not be dictated to by the NRA.
00:38:18.000And I am proud that I have a D-minus voting record from the NRA.
00:38:23.000If elected president, it will get worse than that.
00:38:26.000Ladies and gentlemen, your F president.
00:40:16.000A lot of people said he just had that power, but what he would do is he would use a sort of cross guard.
00:40:20.000He would go in and he would use a technique that kept himself safe that didn't really look pretty, but He knocked everybody out before Ali, pretty much.
00:40:27.000And then he won the heavyweight championship at 42.
00:40:29.000So do not underestimate how effective Donald Trump can be on the debate stage.
00:40:34.000Whoever it is, in watching these debates, I think he'll eat their lunch.
00:40:37.000So for comparison, I want you to look at how Bernie Sanders reacted to booze from the crowd at this week's debate.
00:40:44.000What I said is what Barack Obama said in terms of Cuba.
00:41:42.000Whether it's Hitler, whether it's Castro, whether it's Stalin, even if you think they had some really tasty threads, just avoid any praise.
00:41:53.000And by the way, it's not like political correctness.
00:41:56.000It's not like we're walking backwards setting landmines.
00:41:59.000You just, you set, you created a landmine from scratch.
00:42:01.000You created your own pipe bomb, put it down, and this looks like a good place to start.
00:42:39.000At one point Bloomberg said, I don't know if you saw this, he goes, I really respect everyone who stepped in for this debate after I beat you all the last time.
00:42:47.000And even then, the audience he paid for was like, yeah, don't overplay your hand there.
00:43:50.000You know who has the tickets for the I'm talking about to the television audience, donors, special interests, the people that are putting up the money.
00:44:01.000The RNC told us we have all donors in the audience, and the reason they're not loving me... Look at this.
00:44:07.000The reason they're not, excuse me, the reason they're not loving me is I don't want their money.
00:44:12.000I'm gonna do the right thing for the American public.
00:44:14.000I don't want their money, I don't need their money, and I'm the only one up here that can say that.
00:44:19.000Yeah, he knows the real audience isn't in the room.
00:44:22.000Yes, he knows the audience are the people watching at home.
00:44:25.000That couldn't have been more embarrassing for Jeb Bush if Donald Trump rested his scrotum and testicles on his forehead on national television.
00:45:09.000With the Internet now, everything you say at any point is the ground game, because people in Iowa will see that.
00:45:15.000People in New Hampshire will see that.
00:45:17.000Donald Trump understood he didn't need to speak to the moderators.
00:45:19.000He didn't need to speak to people in the audience.
00:45:21.000He needed to speak to people at home, which is ironic considering that Bernie fancies himself, you know, a man of the people and he was so flustered by these donors there in the audience booing him.
00:45:40.000The response is a couple of saying, holy crap, no wonder he got elected.
00:45:43.000Look at all these people responding on Twitter.
00:45:45.000For a lot of these folks, this is another reason I think that Donald Trump is going to win.
00:45:48.000This is the first time in three years they've actually watched Trump in a debate instead of a clip that CNN has sliced and diced to make him look bad, right?
00:45:58.000These disasters that are democratic debates are forcing Americans, who are not necessarily pro-Trump, to go, oh, right, okay, I'm not getting anything out of this.
00:46:06.000Let me see what Donald Trump has to say, as opposed to playing that game of telephone with Don Lemon, saying what Donald Trump has to say.
00:46:15.000Not only is that a good point, this is going to be really hard to deal with.
00:46:17.000And most importantly, it shows that President Donald Trump has faced the exact same situations.
00:46:25.000As you see with Bernie Sanders, and he's handled them far better.
00:46:27.000You know, one thing I think is really interesting is when you watch that debate and you look at the number of Bernie fans who are saying, oh, this is a tactic, but actually listen to what Trump is saying there.
00:46:35.000He's saying, I'm being attacked by the establishment who put these people here, and if you want to do something different, if you want to see this boat go in a different direction, choose me.
00:46:43.000And now that he's been president, he's made changes and he's still under attack.
00:46:46.000If you look at any of the mainstream media, they constantly talk, anytime they can find a Republican to I am from Cuba and Trump is not good!
00:47:32.000You go out there with Donald Trump, and maybe he's going to debate policy with you, maybe he's going to go out and talk about his poll numbers, or maybe he's just going to stand there and say that your dad killed JFK.
00:48:01.000Booze from a stacked crowd with Bernie.
00:48:03.000Booze from a stacked crowd with Trump.
00:48:04.000It's very rare that before the actual debate of the two candidates, once they go through the primaries, that you get to see the exact same scenario for a comparison, for a contrast.
00:48:56.000He's only going to get where she has no chance.
00:48:58.000Pete Buttgig, no spine, no way he can handle it.
00:49:00.000It's going to look like a father spanking a child and, you know, I hate to say, it looks like, it looked, Buttgig also, every time they turn to him, I expect him to answer with, We can hardly stand the wait.
00:52:02.000And you probably want to judge me for that, right?
00:52:05.000You probably feel like you're superior, but look at you.
00:52:09.000Your plaid shirt, your aged denim jacket that you probably paid to have done by some kid in a sweatshop between shifts at Apple, your horn-rimmed glasses.
00:52:18.000Face it, you self-loathing hipster, you are just like me.
00:54:58.000In M&M, you would think they have some kind of, yeah, you'd think they have some kind of monopoly on it.
00:55:03.000And then the hip-hop came and messed it all up, so we had three M&Ms to worry about when you're doing it phonetically.
00:55:09.000So that's a spoiler for people who don't know who our next guest is.
00:55:10.000He's also from the Great White North, or at least, I don't know if he has a dual citizenship or not, but today he wanted us to plug justiceforliberty.com, which we will get to in a second.
00:55:19.000Of course, he's the host of Get Off My Lawn on censored.tv.
00:55:31.000M&M Meat Shops was started by Charles Rennie Macintosh and his son Doug Macintosh, and they called it Macintosh and Macintosh, then it was Mac and Mac, and then it was M&M, and it was premium quality meats used in meat pies, used for mints and tatties, and the cows came from Calgary, cowboy country.
00:58:24.000Now he's going to win by a mega landslide.
00:58:27.000These dummies have been going on identity politics and platitudes for so long that now that someone's asking them to say something of substance, they're lost.
01:01:30.000I feel like you're my Rupert right now.
01:01:31.000I just want to send you through and make you say things that are very uncomfortable for you, but I know you'll be very quick to be kicked out.
01:01:39.000What was your favorite moment from the debates there this last week?
01:02:39.000Yeah, the story, he was a lifeguard in some dangerous neighborhood and he kicked out some dude who then got a straight razor and was going to meet him in the parking lot.
01:02:47.000And so he wrapped a chain around his fist and he said, I apologize for the first part, but I don't apologize for kicking you out of the pool.
01:02:58.000It's like a nine minute story at a podium.
01:03:01.000People in the audience are like, can I go get popcorn?
01:03:05.000And only Vice President Joe Biden would tell a story to try and gain some territory of the good graces of blacks and talk about being a lifeguard.
01:03:15.000Joe Biden, if you couldn't be more out of touch.
01:03:17.000Like he thinks they're going to hear like, oh yeah man, I hate my lifeguard too.
01:03:23.000When I'm swimming, which I do all the time.
01:03:34.000Yeah, it would be fun if it were Biden.
01:03:36.000I think that the issue with Bernie is, like we talked about this yesterday and just earlier today as well, you know, he's a socialist, sort of a revolutionary, but he's talking about how the system is broken.
01:03:45.00090% of Americans right now, this is the highest ever in our lifetime, are happy with their personal lives.
01:03:51.000It's also a decade high, I believe, as far as their satisfaction with the handling of the economy.
01:03:56.000So it's tough to revolutionize, to do a 180 on the economy when everyone is happy with it.
01:04:01.000And so I used to think Bernie was the hardest candidate to beat.
01:04:04.000And I think that was right a year ago, because he would do better in the Rust Belt.
01:04:08.000But now that the economy has been swimming along, the socialist revolutionary seems less appealing.
01:04:13.000Yeah, it's just really students with student debt that get excited about this stuff now.
01:04:17.000And I love how, by the way, the system is broken, and Bernie's solution is, well, more system.
01:04:23.000Let's have bigger government, because the government isn't working properly.
01:08:40.000Right, yeah, and that's really... I mean, I know people who... I knew a kid, actually, from my old high school who got kicked out for counterfeiting tickets to this cool talent show, and then there was... He was like a mule, because you mentioned the Canadian border, carrying drugs across the American border to Canada.
01:08:55.000This had been going on for a long time.
01:08:58.000He only joined in the last two weeks, and then he ended up being one of the fall guys, and he only did a few months in prison for, like, a major drug trafficking ring.
01:13:23.000The idea was, and the reason that I bring this up is not that pipe technology interests you, but it was supposed to cool down the smoke because metal is generally, you know, steel is generally cool, but it turned out people hated them because then what happened was it created condensation on the metal and it just made the pipes even more gurgly.
01:13:40.000In other words, they didn't know what they were doing with pipe technology back in the day.
01:14:33.000And that's how I try and conduct these interviews.
01:14:35.000I actually want to learn something from these people.
01:14:37.000I am blessed to be able to sit down with some of the biggest, most powerful people who've made the greatest impact in our generation sometimes, whether it's sports, whether it's politics, and I consider myself fortunate.
01:14:47.000But I think a reason that maybe sometimes say, hey, the interview is different on your show.
01:14:51.000I feel like you brought something out of him.
01:15:36.000I have a problem with this progressive idea of the left that, and Bernie really most crystallizes this, that money creates morality or dictates morality.
01:15:49.000For a party, the Democratic Party, who claims to be so vehemently against bigoted generalizations, they sure have no problem doing it with any Tom, Dick, or Harry who happens to have the misfortune of carrying around a little more pocket change than you.
01:16:03.000By necessity, they place more emphasis on money, people like Bernie, than most rich men.
01:16:10.000People who accuse the rich of being, and I understand there are corrupt banks, of course.
01:16:14.000I'm against bailouts for the banks, but I'm also against bailouts for GM and the UAW.
01:16:18.000I'm against bailouts across the board.
01:16:20.000Not because, not because of the fact that they have more money than me, the banks.
01:18:01.000So can people who got gender studies degrees when their friends went into STEM fields and they want their student debt to be completely absolved.
01:19:01.000Sometimes I covet, okay, Audio Wade was here this week, and we did a show, I think it was yesterday, and Audio Wade has been really stepping up.
01:19:08.000Audio Wade and Gibby here, they've been helping to produce a little bit more, have made my life a lot easier.
01:19:14.000And I think you acknowledged, you came in yesterday, and I saw you get very tired, and I was like, oh, I can see that face, that's the dip.
01:19:39.000Sometimes I covet free time that people have.
01:19:41.000Sometimes I've looked at people who are policemen, who are firefighters, who are bankers, and I go, oh man, at least I get to clock out and go home.
01:20:11.000And I get to do a job that means something to me.
01:20:13.000So even though I don't get the clock out, and yeah, we have to work longer hours because we're doing a show that Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah do with less than a tenth of the staff, I shouldn't covet what other people have, because they're probably coveting something I have.
01:20:26.000Or if they're more of a man than I am, a better man than I am, they're not coveting, because they've learned how corrosive it is, and I've had to keep that in check.
01:20:36.000Whether you're a Bernie bro, whether you're a MAGA, whether you're a Never Trumper, more importantly, not only what do you covet, what decisions do you make on your day-to-day life based on your covetousness?
01:21:22.000I have no problem with you playing the Switch, just don't you be nice.
01:21:25.000So, I want you to take a second here, and if you're listening on audio, you're listening to a television show, but I want you there as well.
01:22:00.000And then, then what I want you to do, and if you haven't written it down, you're not doing this exercise.
01:22:05.000And believe me, there's, when people have you do these stupid things like write down your worries and put them on a balloon, that's stupid.
01:23:20.000There's some guy out there who probably is coveting not having that kind of an overhead payment because he bought a new car, dipped 30% when he drove it off the lot.
01:23:28.000Whatever it is that you covet, There is something to be said for turning it into gratitude, or at least recognizing what it is that you have that maybe someone else doesn't have.
01:23:39.000And not only do I want you to do this in your personal life, but we do need to have this conversation with people out there, because covetousness, slothfulness, That's no way to vote in the leader of the free world, folks.
01:23:50.000And that's what bothers me about Bernie Sanders.