Louder with Crowder - TRUMP WILL ABSOLUTELY WIN 2020! | Gavin McInnes Guests | Louder with Crowder

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00:00:44.000 It's a hot dog.

00:00:44.000 He likes it!

00:00:46.000 My penis is my penis. 1.00

00:00:53.000 Get it together, Brendan. 1.00

00:00:54.000 I got it!

00:00:55.000 A rumor that you, obviously a man of, you are well off, a man of means, that you exclusively put your cigars and carry them into the most opulent, beautiful cigar lounges in a Tupperware container.

00:01:08.000 Is there any truth to this?

00:01:10.000 Truth.

00:01:11.000 Oh! 1.00

00:01:13.000 I'm enlightened, you son of a bitch! 1.00

00:01:16.000 If you feel that it's a sin, or you feel convicted that it's wrong, it means, for you, that is the case. 1.00

00:01:16.000 What? 1.00

00:01:22.000 So if you think your pecker is small, it must be really bad.

00:01:25.000 Just the facts!

00:01:27.000 He is he's who got my enemy.

00:01:50.000 protected exclusively by Walther.

00:01:52.000 And Betty! 1.00

00:01:54.000 You're a stranger.

00:02:22.000 Oh, I'm in a space... 1.00

00:02:29.000 Steve Crowder is a gross person. 1.00

00:02:34.000 I mean... Steven Crowder, I mean, this is what you can expect from trash like him. 0.99

00:02:39.000 YouTube dragged its feet before taking any action against conservative commentator Steven Crowder. 0.98

00:02:46.000 Who is that, Steven Crowder?

00:02:48.000 Steven Crowder is YouTube's ideal creator.

00:02:50.000 He makes cheap, long content that tons of people watch and subscribe to.

00:02:54.000 His voices are really funny.

00:02:55.000 So, congrats on that.

00:02:56.000 You know what you can do with your copyright strikes?

00:02:59.000 And if you ain't man enough to do it yourself, I'd be happy to oblige.

00:03:04.000 Everybody's tweeting at me.

00:03:08.000 I really would.

00:03:09.000 Going on their shows and saying all kinds of things.

00:03:15.000 But I don't mind.

00:03:20.000 From where I am, the sun is shining.

00:03:23.000 I'm here to entertain. 0.93

00:03:28.000 Anyone who don't like it can get boned. 0.96

00:03:35.000 Na, na, na.

00:03:39.000 na, na, na, na, na, na, naaaa Hey! 1.00

00:03:48.000 F*** you, Steven Crowder! 1.00

00:03:51.000 Hey! 1.00

00:03:51.000 F*** you, Steven Crowder! 1.00

00:03:53.000 Hey! 1.00

00:03:54.000 I'm here to entertain Anyone who don't like it can get bored

00:04:02.000 Hey, F.U.A. Stephen Crowder!

00:04:11.000 I'm here to entertain Anyone who don't like it can get bored

00:04:20.000 Hey, F.U.A. Stephen Crowder!

00:04:29.000 I'm here to entertain Anyone who don't like it can get bored

00:04:56.000 You're too strange and involved, that's what I know You're too strange and involved, I can't get far, no

00:05:07.000 I'm here to entertain Oh

00:05:14.000 Oh, that's called the teacup ride.

00:05:15.000 If anyone's ever played it at Disney World, you'd spin the table, and you were at the mercy of your babysitter, who later did hard time.

00:05:23.000 Hi, Nancy.

00:05:23.000 True story.

00:05:25.000 I can't believe that.

00:05:26.000 You ever do that?

00:05:27.000 You know, the teacup ride?

00:05:28.000 I thought you were failing at hula hooping.

00:05:30.000 I do that as well.

00:05:31.000 I throw up every time. 0.78

00:05:32.000 That's mainly because I'm very white.

00:05:34.000 Anyone who can name the reference to the intro, you get a free t-shirt, because my half-Asian lawyer didn't know.

00:05:39.000 It was nominated for the Academy Award.

00:05:42.000 I'm sorry, I was in a prison chair.

00:05:43.000 Jon Voight, Dustin Hoffman, I haven't introduced you yet.

00:05:45.000 Question of the day before we get to Gavin McInnes will be on the show.

00:05:49.000 I don't just want to know why you think Donald Trump will win in 2020.

00:05:53.000 I want to know, think of where you were this time last year.

00:05:56.000 Are you more or less confident that he'll win?

00:06:00.000 Why?

00:06:00.000 Let me know.

00:06:00.000 I really want to see that progression.

00:06:02.000 For me now, I'm not a Vegas odds maker, but I would say plus 19,000.

00:06:09.000 I think he wins.

00:06:10.000 I think it's as close to a sure bet as you can get in politics.

00:06:14.000 Half-Asian lawyer Bill Richman is here.

00:06:15.000 How are you, sir?

00:06:15.000 Great.

00:06:16.000 Glad to be here.

00:06:16.000 Quarter Black Garrett is here.

00:06:18.000 How are you, Sean?

00:06:18.000 That's terrible.

00:06:19.000 Audio Wade.

00:06:19.000 Too Cute Maddie.

00:06:20.000 And he's on vacation, so we have Gerald B. here today.

00:06:23.000 That's Gerald C. Gerald C., that's right.

00:06:26.000 Gerald B., unfortunately, had an accident with a safety belt.

00:06:30.000 He's gone on to a better place.

00:06:31.000 He is no longer... But I love Gerald C. Gerald C., he's a good guy.

00:06:36.000 He does a great lamprey.

00:06:37.000 Gerald C., do your lamprey.

00:06:40.000 You are gorgeous!

00:06:43.000 It's an invasive species.

00:06:44.000 It was in the Great Lakes that made its way with the zebra mussel through Lake Champlain.

00:06:48.000 Bernie, we're looking at you.

00:06:49.000 Let's see the lamprey one more time.

00:06:51.000 Look at that!

00:06:52.000 This is a perfect lamprey!

00:06:57.000 They got it perfect.

00:06:59.000 We have a lot to get to.

00:06:59.000 We'll be talking about the debates.

00:07:00.000 We'll be talking about why Donald Trump will win in 2020.

00:07:02.000 Gavin McGinnis.

00:07:02.000 But first, Donald Trump made his pilgrimage to India, and let's watch Indians for Macho Man Trump.

00:07:09.000 Macho man, macho man.

00:07:11.000 There's a United States, one centi, the soldiers, India, remember, in the background. 0.78

00:07:17.000 I will never write anything as good as Macho Man.

00:07:20.000 People may not know this.

00:07:23.000 In early reports, they had indicated that Donald Trump walked to the stage with the Village People's Macho Man.

00:07:29.000 These were the early stories.

00:07:30.000 But it turned out it was a mix-up.

00:07:31.000 The song was actually for the evening's MC, an opening act, famous Bollywood celebrity impersonator, Macho Iman Randeep Savage.

00:07:39.000 Oh, yeah!

00:07:41.000 Dig it, brother!

00:07:43.000 Yeah!

00:07:48.000 That is the first time I've seen it.

00:07:53.000 It is grossly offensive on so many levels.

00:07:56.000 You're welcome.

00:07:59.000 Only to Randy Savage.

00:08:01.000 Hope the retainer's worth it.

00:08:02.000 It was a big thing.

00:08:02.000 India did roll out the red carpet for President Trump.

00:08:05.000 Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi shouted Namaste Trump to the crowd, which repeated it back to a very happy Donald Trump.

00:08:13.000 However, once the president realized the streets were littered with human fecal matter, he said, Namaste at the embassy, okay?

00:08:21.000 Wait, I thought it was in India, not San Francisco.

00:08:23.000 I have no idea.

00:08:23.000 It's pretty much the same thing at this point.

00:08:25.000 It's not too far off.

00:08:25.000 It's tough.

00:08:26.000 I got confused.

00:08:26.000 But there's an app for it.

00:08:27.000 Do you know that there's an app in San Francisco?

00:08:29.000 No. 0.99

00:08:29.000 Rather than cleaning up the human shit, they say, well, the people in Silicon Valley between urinating on the Redwoods and then worshiping Moloch, they can figure out an app so that we can avoid stepping on the human feces. 0.99

00:08:45.000 You know what? 0.99

00:08:45.000 That's not the entry point to the problem solution. 0.99

00:08:48.000 This is the peak Silicon Valley right there.

00:08:50.000 This is peak Silicon Valley. 0.78

00:08:53.000 Also in the news, things that we don't like, speaking of sh**, Mike Bloomberg, he's been getting panned, obviously, for the debate performance Tuesday night, especially over just some of the horrendous attempts at jokes.

00:09:05.000 Well, I think what's right for New York City isn't necessarily right for all the other cities. 0.96

00:09:09.000 Otherwise, you'd have a naked cowboy in every city. 0.92

00:09:11.000 And it only gets more awkward because he paused.

00:09:14.000 Like, right?

00:09:15.000 Right?

00:09:15.000 And no one laughed.

00:09:17.000 Much like this program here.

00:09:19.000 You can't see that we have four people in the audience.

00:09:22.000 It's really just producers who are, I mean, they're legally obligated here.

00:09:26.000 Already filling out big slips.

00:09:27.000 Form a union!

00:09:28.000 Don't show up Friday!

00:09:30.000 Well, Bloomberg didn't do as- he didn't do as badly as the last debate.

00:09:33.000 Some experts do feel that Michael Bloomberg actually was, um, you know, he was doing... What?

00:09:37.000 What?

00:09:38.000 Did somebody say Bloomberg? 0.99

00:09:40.000 Steve, dammit! 0.99

00:09:41.000 You said Bloomberg three times! 1.00

00:09:43.000 Okay, so.

00:09:45.000 A rabbi, a priest, and a Jew.

00:09:47.000 Okay, that's just two Jews. 0.94

00:09:48.000 Bloomberg, that's enough.

00:09:49.000 That's enough.

00:09:50.000 There's just two Jews.

00:09:50.000 He's not even telling the joke.

00:09:51.000 What?

00:09:52.000 What's going- Bloomberg, what are you- Alright, he's got my vote.

00:09:56.000 What are you doing, Mayor Bloomberg?

00:09:59.000 Steven, I'm planking.

00:10:00.000 Okay, no one planked.

00:10:00.000 That's not a thing anymore.

00:10:01.000 That's not a plank.

00:10:02.000 Planking is not a thing.

00:10:03.000 That's pretty cool.

00:10:04.000 Okay, Boomer. 1.00

00:10:04.000 Okay, get out. 1.00

00:10:05.000 Come on, get out. 1.00

00:10:06.000 Get out, Boomer. 1.00

00:10:07.000 Get out.

00:10:08.000 That's Bloomberg, everyone.

00:10:09.000 Thank you for... Oh, he just worked so hard at it.

00:10:14.000 He has an outro, too.

00:10:15.000 What the heck?

00:10:15.000 Yeah, I was gonna say, he can buy everyone off.

00:10:17.000 Audio Wade!

00:10:18.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:18.000 Audio Wade!

00:10:19.000 I'm sorry, $1.50.

00:10:20.000 Citizens United, you freak!

00:10:24.000 Corporations are people.

00:10:25.000 Get corporate money out of the audio booth.

00:10:29.000 Our top story this week, or one of them, is Harvey Weinstein.

00:10:32.000 He was indicted and could face life in prison.

00:10:36.000 Two counts of predatory sexual assault.

00:10:38.000 One count of criminal sexual act in the first degree.

00:10:43.000 This is big.

00:10:43.000 A lot of people are talking about it.

00:10:45.000 Here is actually a clip from his sentencing.

00:10:47.000 I want to start by thanking Harvey Weinstein for organizing this amazing day.

00:10:54.000 Harvey.

00:10:57.000 This is possible because of Harvey.

00:11:05.000 He is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.

00:11:11.000 And the fact that he and his team took the time to make this happen for all of you should say something, not about me or about this place, but about you.

00:11:20.000 That should say a lot.

00:11:23.000 Famous photo negative, Sigourney Weaver. 0.97

00:11:25.000 You may know him, Mr. Weinstein is a convicted rapist, a ruthless misogynist, a merciless producer in one of the most cutthroat industries in the world. 0.88

00:11:34.000 But I know him as my friend Harvey. 0.99

00:11:35.000 Feel touched.

00:11:38.000 Inappropriate.

00:11:39.000 It's a children's book if I ever heard one.

00:11:40.000 The thing that bothers me about The Wine is now everyone talks about it.

00:11:44.000 Like, oh yeah, Harvey Weinstein was an open secret.

00:11:46.000 I hated that guy. 0.98

00:11:47.000 I totally hated that guy.

00:11:48.000 We have Whoopi.

00:11:49.000 Right?

00:11:49.000 We have Whoopi, we have Blake Lively, we have Michelle Obama.

00:11:51.000 There's someone else in there.

00:11:52.000 I don't know who it is.

00:11:53.000 No one just says, like, yeah, I screwed him and I got an Oscar.

00:11:56.000 Right.

00:11:57.000 And I do wonder, too, if the secret now in Hollywood, considering you see what's been coming out, if the Harvey Weinstein secret now is the pedophilia going on in Hollywood.

00:12:04.000 I'm not saying it's some ring of Illuminati, but it is something that is abnormally common in the industry compared to the general population.

00:12:12.000 I bet you in five years we'll be talking about it.

00:12:14.000 Everyone will be like, oh yeah, we all knew.

00:12:15.000 We all knew, yeah, the Kevin Spacey thing.

00:12:17.000 It wasn't news to us, so anyway.

00:12:19.000 Every one of those is a thing where they knew about it and it's an open secret.

00:12:22.000 People are joking.

00:12:23.000 I mean, the fact that people have been joking about some of these things for decades, just like with Michael Jackson.

00:12:27.000 Right.

00:12:27.000 Everyone's joking about it, and yet now it actually happens.

00:12:31.000 Wait, what happened with Michael Jackson?

00:12:32.000 I think it was that he had like a couple of good songs.

00:12:34.000 Is that it?

00:12:35.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:12:36.000 Beat it.

00:12:36.000 You should see the B-sides.

00:12:38.000 Oh, it was just him singing about his preferences.

00:12:40.000 That was it.

00:12:42.000 The bowl is through the window.

00:12:43.000 Okay, this cannot make air, Michael.

00:12:46.000 Sorry, I had a little too much Jesus juice.

00:12:49.000 Michael's world. 0.98

00:12:51.000 That's a different pedophile. 0.99

00:12:53.000 That is a different pedophile. 0.99

00:12:54.000 That's a different pedophile. 0.98

00:12:55.000 The Elmo guy. 0.99

00:12:56.000 Like I said, it's just like they're just rats everywhere. 0.99

00:13:00.000 Pedophiles in Hollywood. 0.98

00:13:01.000 Who would have thought?

00:13:03.000 Elmo, the guy who did Elmo.

00:13:04.000 He's not even on camera.

00:13:06.000 And it went to his head.

00:13:08.000 It went to his head!

00:13:09.000 He had groupies!

00:13:10.000 He was a puppeteer for Elmo!

00:13:12.000 And then there was that documentary on the Dark Crystal.

00:13:14.000 For those who don't know, the guy who played Elmo had untoured relationships with younger men.

00:13:19.000 He was booted unceremoniously after they did this whole documentary on Netflix to be inspiring.

00:13:23.000 There's a documentary on the Dark Crystal, the making of it.

00:13:26.000 It's unbelievable.

00:13:26.000 You see how they build up all these sets and these puppets.

00:13:28.000 And I'm watching it, and I go, wait, wait, pause, pause!

00:13:30.000 And then I try to digital zoom, and I realize I can't do it because not everything's a touch screen.

00:13:34.000 You ever do that with your TV? 1.00

00:13:34.000 You're like, I'm just an idiot! 1.00

00:13:36.000 It's not Blade Runner. 1.00

00:13:36.000 I've never done that. 1.00

00:13:37.000 What did I expect from you, Vizio?

00:13:39.000 So, it's the Elmo guy at Dark Crystal.

00:13:43.000 They just don't want to talk about it.

00:13:44.000 He's just right back in there working with kids.

00:13:46.000 Don't look at me.

00:13:47.000 All right, the international news.

00:13:49.000 Mexico, they have a 22-foot statue of baby Jesus that looks Just like Phil Collins.

00:13:56.000 It also might be the biggest sculpture of baby Jesus in the world.

00:14:00.000 Look at that thing. 0.98

00:14:00.000 This is, obviously, a lot of people have been offended and it is ridiculous. 0.98

00:14:03.000 Everyone knows that Christ looked like Peter Gabriel.

00:14:06.000 In your eyes, the light, the heat, in your eyes, I am complete.

00:14:13.000 It's uncanny!

00:14:14.000 It is uncanny!

00:14:17.000 He walks amongst us.

00:14:19.000 And of course, by the way, we should also be clear in the spirit of fairness, uh, Black Hebrew Israelites,

00:14:23.000 they actually, they have a claim that Jesus, uh, looks strikingly like Teddy Pendergrass.

00:14:28.000 He's the son of Saul. 0.92

00:14:35.000 That was funk.

00:14:36.000 We should be so lucky.

00:14:37.000 That should be a break.

00:14:38.000 He is.

00:14:39.000 You know what?

00:14:39.000 I see it, too.

00:14:40.000 Can we just acknowledge that black people are more talented when it comes to music?

00:14:43.000 I mean, honestly?

00:14:44.000 There is a genetic component that black people... When you meet a black person who can't sing, you're like, oh! 1.00

00:14:47.000 Something's gone wrong when you play piano, maybe.

00:14:54.000 Yeah, you just like, you're like, think back, and you toss some kind of a microphone in his hand, and you're like, somebody loves you, but, and you're like, I knew it!

00:15:00.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 Knew it.

00:15:02.000 It's totally happening.

00:15:03.000 That's not racist, right?

00:15:04.000 Because it's a compliment.

00:15:05.000 As long as it's a discriminatory compliment.

00:15:07.000 Come on.

00:15:09.000 By the way, this next story is just sad.

00:15:11.000 The actor known for portraying, you remember McGruff the crime dog?

00:15:15.000 He got 16 years.

00:15:16.000 16 years in prison on drugs and weapons charges.

00:15:21.000 And of course he's best known for the tagline, take a bite out of crime.

00:15:24.000 It's sad.

00:15:25.000 It's the saddest news actually for a child PSA character since Smokey the Bear was indicted on charges of child pornography.

00:15:30.000 And that one was really hard.

00:15:32.000 Smokey! 0.94

00:15:32.000 That's a tough one. 0.94

00:15:33.000 Come on.

00:15:35.000 You usually don't hear the audience here, like there are four people, but I'm pretty sure you guys could hear, oh!

00:15:40.000 The humanity!

00:15:42.000 It was like I walked up and punched every single producer in this room in the gut, like, oh!

00:15:47.000 Oh! 0.86

00:15:48.000 Smokey the Bear, pedophile, oh! 1.00

00:15:51.000 Bad! 1.00

00:15:53.000 I'm offended.

00:15:54.000 I shouldn't be in this room.

00:15:56.000 I shouldn't be in this room.

00:15:57.000 I shouldn't be here.

00:16:00.000 But Vox made it so.

00:16:02.000 If not for Vox, I would have absolutely been banned.

00:16:05.000 They only made us stronger.

00:16:07.000 Thank you, Vox.

00:16:08.000 Speaking of animals, by the way, at the Santa, is it Santa Anita?

00:16:12.000 Santa Anita Horse Racetrack.

00:16:14.000 Three horses have died in three days.

00:16:17.000 This comes from HuffPo.

00:16:18.000 On top of the dozens that have died since 2019, these three deaths have been drawing scrutiny from government officials and animal rights activists.

00:16:26.000 Suspicious activity.

00:16:29.000 Sounds like a job for a man who's been in the dark for a long time.

00:16:38.000 What say you, Dr. Watson?

00:17:04.000 Now, that's terrible.

00:17:06.000 And there were some people here wondering if we would, uh, we would, like, just, well, you're not going to do the whole Benedict Cumberbatch, Sherlock Horson show.

00:17:14.000 You've never watched the show.

00:17:16.000 You don't know how it goes.

00:17:18.000 You put so much work into it, we have to let it play out.

00:17:20.000 Finally, speaking of, uh, because horses like oats, John Oates.

00:17:24.000 Or as I know him, the lesser of hollownotes. 0.96

00:17:30.000 He came out this week and said that he's had sex with thousands of women, at least so many, that he's lost count.

00:17:38.000 And he added, if you weren't a rockstar during the 70s or 80s, you can't comprehend what it was like.

00:17:44.000 Really, here's the thing.

00:17:45.000 It shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who was actually listening.

00:17:48.000 Got an itch girl, and it's gone so far that I think I'm gonna get it checked out

00:17:53.000 And you may laugh, but it ain't that funny cuz when it's scratched it down think it's bloody 0.99

00:18:00.000 It's a bitch girl, and it's gone so far. Dr. Sidney's gonna have to amputate 1.00

00:18:05.000 My wiener, but it won't get me too far get me too far And it burns!

00:18:11.000 And it burns!

00:18:14.000 And it burns!

00:18:16.000 Oh That's my groove, man.

00:18:20.000 That's what I'm talking about.

00:18:22.000 Oh, man.

00:18:22.000 I really do appreciate everyone who works on this team.

00:18:25.000 And, you know, if you unionize, you'll be fired immediately.

00:18:26.000 But how much does it bother you?

00:18:30.000 And I think, I don't want to piss you off here, but that you work so hard.

00:18:34.000 You have such a great voice.

00:18:34.000 You're so talented musically.

00:18:35.000 He actually, he created that scratch from track.

00:18:38.000 We wrote the lyrics.

00:18:39.000 You sang it. 1.00

00:18:40.000 And the whole sketch is just stolen out from under you by this son of a bitch with a mustache. 1.00

00:18:46.000 I'm curious. 0.99

00:18:46.000 Yeah, why was Mario in there? 0.99

00:18:52.000 I'm so angry.

00:18:53.000 There's a natural rhythm there.

00:18:54.000 You just can't, you can't fake that.

00:18:57.000 What I gotta say?

00:18:58.000 Every part of that is good, but then everyone who just lost you, you do the hips.

00:19:02.000 It's like, okay, all right.

00:19:03.000 That's funny!

00:19:05.000 Oh, I'm jealous, and I'm very sad.

00:19:07.000 Nothing I do will ever be as funny as his mandolin playing, whatever it is.

00:19:12.000 What?

00:19:13.000 There was a fighter, Anderson Silva.

00:19:14.000 He would always look like he would play the mandolin after he'd win.

00:19:17.000 And then people were like, I don't know, is this like a pelvic thrust thing?

00:19:19.000 And he's like, I play after fights, mandolin! 0.90

00:19:21.000 They're like, well, OK, that's just gay. 1.00

00:19:23.000 So. 0.97

00:19:25.000 Trivia contest winner, by the way.

00:19:26.000 Before we move on to the segment, who is it?

00:19:28.000 How come BBQ at Smoke & Ronnie, who correctly identified the racist restaurant owner, we prank called him?

00:19:35.000 That's right, Otis.

00:19:36.000 We need to pay Otis a visit.

00:19:38.000 I want to show him the big Ed McMahon check that he has to cash for like four cents.

00:19:43.000 He deserves it.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, Otis.

00:19:45.000 Well, cultural differences.

00:19:46.000 Okay, and now it is time to get to the meat segment.

00:19:53.000 Some people call it a dive-in segment, but that's because they didn't know what it was called.

00:19:56.000 We called it the meat segment.

00:19:57.000 But then we wouldn't be able to use that raw meat in the video.

00:20:00.000 Did we actually film that?

00:20:01.000 The raw meat?

00:20:02.000 I don't remember.

00:20:02.000 I have no idea.

00:20:03.000 Oh yeah, totally.

00:20:04.000 By the way, carnivore diet.

00:20:05.000 Do you know that?

00:20:06.000 You know carnivore diet?

00:20:07.000 I've lost eight pounds.

00:20:09.000 Wow.

00:20:11.000 So it's official, by the way.

00:20:13.000 I don't believe you.

00:20:13.000 No, I just wanted to give horrible diet advice.

00:20:18.000 And I had to pause because I realized if I said anything more I could be legally liable.

00:20:21.000 But you know, you try it for yourself and see how the scurvy works out.

00:20:29.000 So Donald Trump is... I want to declare this outside of some kind of catastrophic economic event.

00:20:38.000 I got some ribeye fat from the carnivore diet.

00:20:41.000 Also, my pants are just filled to the brim with diarrhea.

00:20:46.000 Actions have consequences.

00:20:48.000 That's why I couldn't do the hit dance.

00:20:49.000 Cause and effect.

00:20:52.000 But it's a system that your body's purging.

00:20:55.000 Do you know that?

00:20:55.000 That's what people do with essential oils, cleanses, and then they do some radical diet.

00:20:59.000 You're like, oh, I don't know.

00:21:00.000 I'm vomiting and diarrhea-ing all over the walls uncontrollably.

00:21:04.000 It's part of it.

00:21:04.000 It's like my master bedroom.

00:21:05.000 It looks like a sunburst pattern.

00:21:07.000 It was a white wall.

00:21:08.000 That's just your body detoxifying.

00:21:11.000 Detoxifying what?

00:21:12.000 Whatever it was that was before this?

00:21:14.000 Toxins! 0.67

00:21:15.000 Oh, okay, good.

00:21:16.000 Like mercury, or we don't have a way to test.

00:21:18.000 Just keep eating nothing but kidneys.

00:21:21.000 Or when you were eating vegetables and fruits, right?

00:21:23.000 Your body's like, purge.

00:21:25.000 Purge this! 0.59

00:21:26.000 Purge the green! 0.95

00:21:27.000 So, I do think that Donald Trump is going to win 2020.

00:21:31.000 I feel that I can declaratively state that at this point, but let me tell you kind of why, and I do want to know what you think out there.

00:21:36.000 You guys, okay, before we move on, you have to place a bet.

00:21:39.000 What chances do you place on Donald Trump winning 2020?

00:21:41.000 First, do you have faith?

00:21:42.000 100.

00:21:43.000 Really?

00:21:43.000 Yep.

00:21:44.000 You feel that confident?

00:21:45.000 Yep.

00:21:45.000 You did say 100% that he gets impeached in the House, and you were correct, though.

00:21:48.000 Let's be honest, that wasn't really a gamble.

00:21:49.000 Nope.

00:21:51.000 Neither is this.

00:21:52.000 I mean, at this point, 100%. 0.99

00:21:53.000 Like, they look ridiculous. 0.98

00:21:55.000 I'm gonna hedge my bet. 0.98

00:21:57.000 You're gonna hedge your betch?

00:21:58.000 What?

00:21:58.000 Betch?

00:21:58.000 Yeah, I'm gonna hedge your betch.

00:22:00.000 You're talking like Brazilian now? 1.00

00:22:01.000 I brought the answer in my betch!

00:22:03.000 What do you think their audio rate?

00:22:04.000 I don't know how betting works, but I don't think 100% is what it's measuring.

00:22:07.000 You didn't let me finish! 0.93

00:22:10.000 But I do think he's gonna win.

00:22:11.000 Yeah, I think he's going to win, too.

00:22:12.000 And I want to know what you folks think out there.

00:22:14.000 Or you, singular viewer.

00:22:15.000 What about Gerald?

00:22:16.000 He's still doing the lampray!

00:22:17.000 He's still doing the lampray!

00:22:20.000 That guy's a cut-up.

00:22:21.000 He really is.

00:22:22.000 I mean, you guys just, you can't appreciate the dedication to craft.

00:22:25.000 It's a one-trick pony, but that one trick, baby?

00:22:27.000 You know, you can't put a price on...

00:22:31.000 It's like Ronda Rousey.

00:22:32.000 She only had one move, but it worked for so long.

00:22:35.000 You can't put a price on vibe.

00:22:38.000 You know, when we hire here at Levitt Federal, we do the golden ticket, and what he adds to the room, it's just, it's intangible.

00:22:43.000 It can't be quantified.

00:22:45.000 But look, every time when I'm feeling a bad day, I just, I look, I look, and I get this.

00:22:49.000 I get him, just those eyes looking back at me.

00:22:52.000 And I know he loves me.

00:22:54.000 I can tell.

00:22:55.000 So a couple of things here.

00:22:57.000 I'm definitely more confident than at this point last year.

00:22:59.000 I wouldn't say 100% because I don't want to be embarrassed, but you guys apparently don't have a problem with it.

00:23:02.000 Thank you, Hall.

00:23:05.000 But I am more confident because things have changed.

00:23:08.000 I used to say that Bernie would be the hardest candidate for Donald Trump to beat.

00:23:11.000 I thought Elizabeth Warren would be the easiest. 0.92

00:23:12.000 I still think that remains true, but I think that Bernie Sanders is actually far easier to beat than he would have been this time last year, which we'll get to in a second.

00:23:19.000 But really, I want to be very clear here.

00:23:21.000 Don't get complacent, folks, because now you have some people out there saying, for example, all these people in this studio saying 100%, they're lying.

00:23:27.000 They're just not honest people.

00:23:29.000 My point is, don't think because Bill doesn't get to vote 3 million times.

00:23:34.000 It's still only one vote.

00:23:35.000 So you need to go out and vote.

00:23:37.000 Don't get complacent with this.

00:23:38.000 But thus far, here's the first point as to why I think Donald Trump will be president in 2020.

00:23:43.000 And you've heard me be critical of him when I think it's necessary.

00:23:45.000 I'm not a cheerleader.

00:23:46.000 I've talked about when I think he runs the risk of losing.

00:23:50.000 Thus far, the Democrats, the debates, it's just been an absolute mess.

00:23:56.000 Raising the minimum wage to a living wage.

00:23:59.000 Do we think building the millions of units of affordable housing... Do we think raising taxes on... She looks like she's wearing a stuntman helmet.

00:24:12.000 Thank you.

00:24:13.000 Senator Warren and Mayor Bloomberg, this question is for you.

00:24:17.000 I want to talk about, and maybe this is appropriate.

00:24:21.000 Look at this.

00:24:23.000 You knew when you bought it they'd done that.

00:24:26.000 Look, that looks like a pre-fight press conference.

00:24:28.000 It's amazing.

00:24:29.000 Tom Steyer.

00:24:29.000 WWE, yeah.

00:24:30.000 He looks like the kind of guy who would have gray hair his whole life and then walk into the office with completely blonde hair one day and be mad at you if you noticed.

00:24:38.000 Yeah.

00:24:38.000 Hey Tom, something... What are you talking about?

00:24:40.000 Why are you paying so much attention to my hair?

00:24:43.000 Tom, stop with the homophobia.

00:24:46.000 They've done something remarkable.

00:24:48.000 Democrats, it's a miracle. 0.82

00:24:49.000 They've made President Trump seem sane and like the only adult in the room.

00:24:54.000 You watch these debates and you go, man, this is like, we need some reason here.

00:24:59.000 Can someone bring in President Trump?

00:25:03.000 And that's just not me as a conservative.

00:25:04.000 That's what people are saying. 0.54

00:25:05.000 Everyone widely acknowledges these as an absolute dumpster fire.

00:25:09.000 Here's another point why I think Donald Trump will be president.

00:25:11.000 You have the Bernie Sanders, the schism.

00:25:14.000 Is it schism or shism? 0.51

00:25:16.000 Schism. 0.91

00:25:16.000 It is schism. 0.91

00:25:17.000 I know.

00:25:17.000 I just wanted to give Audio Wade a chance to chime in because he gets mad at me if he doesn't chime in.

00:25:20.000 He's like, you know, you ain't got a lot to say.

00:25:22.000 I'm like, okay, we get it, superstar.

00:25:23.000 So.

00:25:25.000 I do say that.

00:25:25.000 Get some swivel hips.

00:25:27.000 You'll get more air time.

00:25:30.000 We only reward merit here.

00:25:32.000 Lampreys and Swivelvels.

00:25:34.000 I can swivel hips.

00:25:35.000 Just so you know, Court of Black Hair, now you're going to be swiveling your hips in every sketch we can find. 0.99

00:25:43.000 I'm okay with that, man.

00:25:46.000 Now you sound Mexican.

00:25:48.000 That's why we thought you spoke Spanish for years.

00:25:49.000 So the only frontrunner we have right now is Bernie.

00:25:51.000 Let's talk about this kind of schism.

00:25:53.000 He's caused this massive rift in the Democratic Party.

00:25:56.000 So you have these other Democrats, or they call them now Establishment Democrats, as they used to be known.

00:26:01.000 All non-Bernie Democrats. 0.79

00:26:03.000 And then you have talking heads who are basically saying that Bernie Sanders, who's the frontrunner, is a stooge, a Nazi, he's a tool for Putin. 0.60

00:26:10.000 Basically, pretty similar to everything that they threw at Donald Trump.

00:26:14.000 The happiest person right now is about 1.15 Moscow time.

00:26:19.000 This thing is going very well for Vladimir Putin.

00:26:21.000 I promise you.

00:26:23.000 He's probably staying up watching us right now.

00:26:25.000 How you doing, Vlad?

00:26:27.000 What happens if Bernie Sanders wins?

00:26:29.000 I'm pretty sure he has a lot to say about billionaires.

00:26:32.000 No one but Bernie, Stephanie.

00:26:33.000 I got caught licking my teeth.

00:26:35.000 Putin is helping him, or plans to help him in the primary.

00:26:38.000 What happens if Bernie Sanders wins?

00:26:40.000 I'm pretty sure he has a lot to say about billionaires.

00:26:43.000 No one but Bernie, Stephanie.

00:26:46.000 Come on, he's an anarchist. 0.55

00:26:48.000 He would love to burn down the United States.

00:26:51.000 I'm reading last night about the fall of France in the summer of 1940, and the general, Renault, calls up Churchill and says, it's over.

00:26:59.000 Do they want Bernie Sanders to take over the Democratic Party in perpetuity?

00:27:03.000 Well.

00:27:03.000 I mean, he takes it over.

00:27:05.000 He sets the direction for the future of the party.

00:27:07.000 Maybe they'd rather wait four years and put in a Democrat that they like. 0.98

00:27:10.000 Chris Matthews always seems surprised that he has that job.

00:27:15.000 Huh?

00:27:15.000 What do you think of Bernie Sanders?

00:27:17.000 Like, what?

00:27:17.000 How did I get here?

00:27:20.000 What's the red light?

00:27:22.000 Is it Christmas?

00:27:22.000 That's the camera light.

00:27:26.000 It's remarkable that they really have become the party of old white guys. 0.97

00:27:30.000 With the exception of Klobuchar, who's really honestly the only one who seems like an adult.

00:27:33.000 I know people don't like her.

00:27:34.000 I watched her in that debate.

00:27:35.000 She's young.

00:27:35.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:27:36.000 With the exception of Klobuchar.

00:27:37.000 I actually thought she handled herself pretty well. 0.97

00:27:39.000 So you have them going after Bernie this way.

00:27:41.000 And I do think that some of those characterizations are unfair.

00:27:43.000 He's not a Nazi.

00:27:44.000 He's a pink Okami. 0.97

00:27:46.000 And I mean that seriously.

00:27:48.000 I mean that absolutely seriously.

00:27:49.000 When you think of people who say, OK, Boomer, and they're talking about some relative who would say, I think he's a communist, that guy, in his mind, was picturing Bernie Sanders.

00:27:57.000 He's an actual communist.

00:27:58.000 He went on his honeymoon at the USSR.

00:28:01.000 Who does that?

00:28:02.000 Ah, Turks and Caicos, Barbados, let's go to Latvia.

00:28:08.000 I don't know, I know Latvia isn't, but I don't know all the USSR Russia. 0.98

00:28:10.000 It sucks. 1.00

00:28:12.000 It sucks. 1.00

00:28:13.000 It's a crappy country. 1.00

00:28:14.000 With people I don't respect. 1.00

00:28:16.000 On the other side.

00:28:17.000 You have entire nationality of people.

00:28:19.000 No respect, that's okay. 0.96

00:28:23.000 It's okay, they're white. 0.96

00:28:24.000 So you have Bernie on the flip side, and all of his supporters, right, and I understand the pushback, but this is why it's only going to get worse, I think, for the Democrats, at least for the time being until they narrow this down, where they accuse all non-Bernie supporters of being establishment and centrist or just flat-out evil billionaire elitists.

00:28:41.000 That's their attack.

00:28:42.000 As you may have noticed lately, The establishment's getting a little bit nervous.

00:28:50.000 I wanted to go back to what you said about our left party.

00:28:53.000 We don't have a left party in the United States.

00:28:57.000 The Democratic Party is not a left party.

00:28:59.000 She says while literally sitting to the left of that gentleman. 0.98

00:29:02.000 Is he like eating a Hot Pocket?

00:29:03.000 Is that why he's eating?

00:29:05.000 Hot Pocket is great.

00:29:05.000 He burnt his mouth on a pizza pocket.

00:29:07.000 There are a lot of folks who are concerned about his rise and his surge, especially among young voters, that this may be causing some trouble for the establishment.

00:29:14.000 Does that concern you at all?

00:29:16.000 Well, we need to cause trouble for the establishment, because the establishment is who we're fighting against.

00:29:22.000 It has come up from a candidate who almost all of the establishment has pinned their main hopes on, and he's talking about bribing politicians in a positive way.

00:29:34.000 He's saying, now remember Goldman Sachs.

00:29:35.000 He's talking to Goldman Sachs.

00:29:38.000 He didn't have to repeat it.

00:29:39.000 They all already knew.

00:29:40.000 Remember Goldman Sachs?

00:29:41.000 What you do with politicians is you bribe them.

00:29:44.000 Because they wouldn't want to talk to people at Goldman Sachs.

00:29:47.000 No.

00:29:47.000 That would be absolutely absurd.

00:29:49.000 Establishment is just the word that they throw.

00:29:50.000 And here's the crazy thing compared to Donald Trump, because I know this has been talked about with Donald Trump.

00:29:54.000 He's anti-establishment.

00:29:55.000 But there's something to it.

00:29:57.000 Right?

00:29:57.000 There's some teeth to it, because if you're anti-establishment as a conservative, as an outsider, as a Republican, you're actually trying to some degree tear down the system.

00:30:07.000 You're actually trying to some degree to shrink the role of the establishment in DC.

00:30:11.000 When Bernie complains about the establishment, it's because he yearns to be that.

00:30:16.000 He wants more.

00:30:17.000 Or Bloomberg when they talk about the establishment.

00:30:18.000 They want to determine what sodas you can drink.

00:30:20.000 Whenever someone says pro-choice, I won't use that term.

00:30:23.000 They're pro-abortion. 0.73

00:30:24.000 I'm pro-life, they're pro-abortion. 0.99

00:30:25.000 They're not pro-choice when it comes to what car you can drive, what kind of soda you can drink, what you can pay in taxes, where you can send your charitable donations.

00:30:30.000 They're not pro-choice in any other facet outside of ending the life of another human

00:30:34.000 being inside your stomach.

00:30:36.000 Right?

00:30:37.000 They're not pro-choice at all.

00:30:38.000 It's remarkable to me.

00:30:39.000 They're anti-establishment.

00:30:40.000 How can you be anti-establishment just like Rage Against the Machine when they campaign

00:30:44.000 for Obama?

00:30:46.000 You rage against the machine by endorsing it?

00:30:49.000 Except for this machine.

00:30:50.000 No, I mean, the reality is, and this is the thing that I think that some of the Democratic

00:30:53.000 candidates and even amongst the mainstream Democratic voters, they're realizing it's

00:30:57.000 It's just Bernie trying to come on top of the establishment. 1.00

00:31:00.000 He doesn't want to tear down the edifice.

00:31:02.000 He actually wants to make more of an establishment through bigger government programs, and everyone's going, wait a minute, I thought you didn't like the establishment, but it's just you want to run it.

00:31:12.000 That's what the change is.

00:31:13.000 And I think, so going back to the point on Bernie, I used to think Bernie would be tough.

00:31:16.000 Why?

00:31:16.000 Let me explain to you, and this was a lot, if you go back and watch the segments, I thought, okay, Hillary Clinton lost a lot of states that surprised me.

00:31:22.000 For example, Michigan.

00:31:24.000 I think Bernie does well in those states because of the unions, right?

00:31:27.000 It's easy to appeal to unions as a socialist more.

00:31:31.000 A lot of the unions just believe that Hillary Clinton was an elitist.

00:31:33.000 And the same thing with Michael Bloomberg, right?

00:31:35.000 I don't think that Michael Bloomberg has any chance of winning the Rust Belt.

00:31:38.000 I think Bernie has a better choice, right?

00:31:40.000 Or at least I thought he would have had a better choice to win the Rust Belt against Donald Trump, and that's kind of what he needs to win this election.

00:31:47.000 Here's the thing, though.

00:31:48.000 Now we've reached a different point.

00:31:49.000 He's a socialist revolutionary, right?

00:31:52.000 Self-described.

00:31:53.000 Well, a revolution means a 180 change in direction.

00:31:56.000 It means you've got to change everything because nothing's working.

00:31:58.000 But 90% of Americans don't want that right now.

00:32:01.000 90% of Americans are satisfied with their own personal finances.

00:32:05.000 Things are getting better for the average American.

00:32:07.000 A lot better.

00:32:08.000 The tax cuts, they reduced the income tax bill for, by the way, not just the super wealthy, the median income households by nearly 60%.

00:32:15.000 Record low unemployment.

00:32:17.000 Also layoffs.

00:32:18.000 Also high job participation rate.

00:32:20.000 We have increases in household income, wage growth, record-breaking stock market.

00:32:24.000 On top of that, we have people who are finally taking note of how good the economy is, according to a poll, because Mr. Sanders is almost entirely determined by polls.

00:32:31.000 If you look at his policies, it's like, well, if you look at 80% support 90% of the, of the, that's a lot of people.

00:32:39.000 It's like almost solo.

00:32:40.000 We understand, Bernie, that you had a bad high school experience and now you want some friends.

00:32:46.000 All right?

00:32:47.000 We get it.

00:32:47.000 Just like you're the guy who shows up to a party with an acoustic guitar.

00:32:50.000 Puff, puff, puff, pass. 1.00

00:32:52.000 You're a piece of shit. 1.00

00:32:52.000 That's my point. 1.00

00:32:53.000 OK?

00:32:53.000 But here's the thing.

00:32:54.000 The Trump economy right now, he actually has the highest economic approval rating of any president in the last 20 years.

00:33:01.000 Overall approval right now?

00:33:02.000 That's going to be top 5.

00:33:03.000 Yeah, his overall approval rating?

00:33:05.000 And if you compare his disapproval, way better than Barack Obama at this point in his presidency.

00:33:10.000 So it's really hard.

00:33:11.000 I don't know what the argument is.

00:33:13.000 And this is why you see that letter that was being circulated from Nancy Pelosi.

00:33:16.000 If you were saying, I'm a socialist revolutionary.

00:33:18.000 I need to change this system.

00:33:20.000 That would make sense after the economic collapse.

00:33:22.000 Right.

00:33:23.000 When you're going back to the stock market crash.

00:33:25.000 In 2008.

00:33:25.000 Okay, absolutely.

00:33:28.000 It doesn't really make sense that we're going to tear this whole system down and start anew when it's better than it's ever been, according to 90% of Americans.

00:33:37.000 I think Bernie Sanders is far less appealing right now, and the numbers should startle them.

00:33:43.000 Does anyone else see this? 0.99

00:33:45.000 Yeah, Americans aren't stupid. 0.99

00:33:46.000 They're not going to see these numbers and think, we need something different. 0.97

00:33:50.000 They recognize that ideas have the consequences that we're seeing.

00:33:53.000 It's when he's pushed for the details, that's when everyone goes, Well, but I don't know that we can afford an X number of tens of trillions of dollars because I feel like that's not going to change things in a way that we really want it to change.

00:34:03.000 Right.

00:34:03.000 And instead of saying, you know, look, I mean, there's something to be said about, I believe that the changes need to happen.

00:34:08.000 Some of the more centrist candidates who say, hey, I'm going to, I'm going to make these changes because I think we're going to do a little bit of a degree change instead of someone who says they want to turn the boat around, but really they just want to be the captain.

00:34:17.000 Right, and I think it's important to note, by the way, this has been a boat turnaround.

00:34:20.000 So, if you want to talk about the radical change, the radical – well, first off, let's go back through history.

00:34:24.000 The radical idea was this idea of a free society, a free enterprise.

00:34:28.000 We didn't want royalty.

00:34:29.000 We didn't want what effectively developed into what we now know as European socialism.

00:34:33.000 I know that didn't exist back in the day, but we were talking about an oppressive government who had too much control of people's lives.

00:34:38.000 This country was a great experiment.

00:34:40.000 In that we said, government limited.

00:34:42.000 The role, I've described this before, it's like a hockey referee, right?

00:34:45.000 You keep the pace of the game, make sure the players are safe, otherwise you keep your mouthpiece in, period.

00:34:50.000 You keep your mouthpiece, your whistle.

00:34:52.000 I was like, what's the word?

00:34:53.000 My wee whistle.

00:34:54.000 The whistle.

00:34:56.000 The rake whistle in hockey.

00:34:57.000 You keep it in your pocket.

00:34:58.000 In other words, you do not overly invade people's lives.

00:35:01.000 You don't call fouls or you don't call penalties that have nothing to do with the action around the puck.

00:35:06.000 If someone's not hurting anybody, that's not the role of the government, right?

00:35:09.000 It's a very libertarian stance.

00:35:10.000 That is the role of the government.

00:35:12.000 Then we had Barack Obama.

00:35:13.000 And by the way, not just Barack Obama.

00:35:15.000 You could also toss George W. Bush in there, and you could toss Bill Clinton in there.

00:35:18.000 They were all pretty big government Republicans.

00:35:20.000 I have to acknowledge that.

00:35:21.000 I think a lot of people do.

00:35:22.000 And then Donald Trump campaigned on reversing that course.

00:35:25.000 And here's the thing.

00:35:26.000 Before Donald Trump, I was worried that you would never have any other conservatives.

00:35:29.000 And now we see Generation Z is going to be the most conservative generation ever.

00:35:32.000 Why?

00:35:32.000 We had a lot of people, baby boomers, right?

00:35:34.000 If people look at boomers now, it's become, OK, boomer, which is so disrespectful.

00:35:37.000 It's like, really?

00:35:38.000 Really? 1.00

00:35:38.000 You're texting that from the phone that it was created by boomers, you ass? 1.00

00:35:43.000 Okay, boomer. You mean like Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, you ungrateful little pissant. 1.00

00:35:48.000 So, Bernie's actually older than a boomer. That's true. 0.98

00:35:51.000 That's why they're right. I guess people say to him, okay, greatest generation of all time, but not

00:35:56.000 you though. Um, so I think it's important to note like baby boomers were really, really liberal. They

00:36:00.000 were the ones putting the Daisy right in the rifle. They were flower power. And then what

00:36:04.000 happened? They experienced Jimmy Carter and then they experienced Ronald Reagan. So they had

00:36:09.000 contrast and then they became more conservative when they got older. And I was always concerned when I grew

00:36:13.000 up, I was saying, man, we don't really have that in our lifetime.

00:36:15.000 We have Bill Clinton and George W. Bush.

00:36:17.000 There's not really that strong of a contrast.

00:36:19.000 And then we had Barack Obama that was a continuation of that, and yeah, he's definitely more charismatic.

00:36:23.000 So I thought young people, since they don't have the contrast of conservatism versus leftism, they're not going to naturally revert back to being conservative as they get older, like baby boomers did. 0.99

00:36:34.000 All that's required for people to be more conservative as they age is that they witness it.

00:36:38.000 But up until Donald Trump, no one had witnessed it or anything even close to it. 0.83

00:36:41.000 But here's the thing, when Bernie Sanders talks about being a revolutionary, no, no, the revolutionary sort of about face, the change was Donald Trump going in and it's what they bitch about.

00:36:50.000 The slashing of regulations, the slashing of taxes for people across the board.

00:36:53.000 This is very new for people who might be in their early 20s entering the workforce, where now, even if they're liberal, they have this as a baseline.

00:37:01.000 And then what happens if there's another Barack Obama or another Bernie Sanders who Who admitted that anyone making over $29,000 is going to see a drastic increase in taxes, go back to our segment on that, with universal health care, Medicare for all.

00:37:11.000 So if you have a 22-year-old liberal today who thinks that he likes Bernie Sanders, but he's getting X amount in his paycheck, then Bernie becomes president and it's X minus 20%, 10%, guess what?

00:37:21.000 He's made a conservative for life.

00:37:23.000 So I think it's important to realize that the rock against Bush, no effects, rage against the machine, they are the machine.

00:37:29.000 Bernie Sanders is offering nothing new, and the good thing here is it is going to create more conservatives in this generation than I think we've ever seen.

00:37:36.000 And now, since the polls aren't good for Bernie, and they're good for Donald Trump, Bernie has decided to not so much focus on the economy, he is determined to make sure that you know he's going to get, do everything in his power at least, no promises, to get an F rating from the NRA.

00:37:51.000 I have today a D-minus voting record from the NRA.

00:37:58.000 30 years ago, I likely lost a race for the one seat for Congress in Vermont because 30 years ago I opposed I supported a ban on assault weapons.

00:38:12.000 We must be aggressive on gun safety, not be dictated to by the NRA.

00:38:18.000 And I am proud that I have a D-minus voting record from the NRA.

00:38:23.000 If elected president, it will get worse than that.

00:38:26.000 Ladies and gentlemen, your F president.

00:38:30.000 Game change.

00:38:31.000 So you know what I like is his admission there is he's saying, look, what you know about

00:38:35.000 me now makes you think I'm a D-minus.

00:38:37.000 Anyone who's on the fence are in favor of the Second Amendment.

00:38:40.000 But trust me, I'm not telling you how, but it's going to get way worse.

00:38:43.000 So the secret is your rights will be more restricted than you can even imagine based

00:38:48.000 on what I'm telling you right now.

00:38:50.000 Listen, listen, when I was mayor, I had a D-minus from the NRA, but that was in Vermont,

00:38:56.000 which is largely homogenous and white.

00:38:58.000 When I'm president, what people have not taken into account is my blatant racism as well.

00:39:06.000 Coming your way!

00:39:07.000 And then he flashes the Crips sign.

00:39:08.000 You're like, come on.

00:39:09.000 We all know that you're Latin King.

00:39:11.000 He's got the teardrop tattoo.

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00:39:24.000 Similar to this and podcast a lot of my comment club and of course there's there's Mark Levin

00:39:30.000 You have Dave Rubin you have Ali Stucky of Roman millennial you have Glenn, but you have all kinds of people over there 1.00

00:39:35.000 We try to give you your dollars worth and we're not funded by a foreign caliphate. Oh, so you know, but we'll take it

00:39:39.000 Al Jazeera. I Know that I know you're in the red

00:39:44.000 You're just hemorrhaging money.

00:39:45.000 That Young Turks investment isn't quite paying off.

00:39:47.000 YouTube had to step in with their news initiative, but we can do it.

00:39:52.000 We'll even wear the funny hats.

00:39:55.000 Here's something else I think people are forgetting.

00:39:56.000 A lot of people don't realize, I don't want to say he's a good debater, but Donald Trump is a very effective debater.

00:40:03.000 And you have some people like this who are, for example, an analogy would be boxers.

00:40:07.000 I would love to have George Foreman on the show.

00:40:08.000 I think he would be one of the best guests ever.

00:40:10.000 George Foreman was criticized for not being a great boxer.

00:40:13.000 That may or may not be true.

00:40:14.000 He was a very effective boxer.

00:40:16.000 A lot of people said he just had that power, but what he would do is he would use a sort of cross guard.

00:40:20.000 He would go in and he would use a technique that kept himself safe that didn't really look pretty, but He knocked everybody out before Ali, pretty much.

00:40:27.000 And then he won the heavyweight championship at 42.

00:40:29.000 So do not underestimate how effective Donald Trump can be on the debate stage.

00:40:34.000 Whoever it is, in watching these debates, I think he'll eat their lunch.

00:40:37.000 So for comparison, I want you to look at how Bernie Sanders reacted to booze from the crowd at this week's debate.

00:40:44.000 What I said is what Barack Obama said in terms of Cuba.

00:40:48.000 That Cuba made progress on education.

00:40:52.000 Yes, I think.

00:40:54.000 Really?

00:40:56.000 There's no comparing it?

00:40:59.000 He's praising the Castro regime.

00:41:01.000 And by the way, only in this capacity.

00:41:03.000 In any capacity!

00:41:04.000 In any capacity at all, he's praising the Castro regime and people boo.

00:41:09.000 He's almost like Chris Matthews.

00:41:11.000 Really?

00:41:11.000 Yes, really!

00:41:13.000 Yes, really, you crazy old coot! 1.00

00:41:16.000 He's so shocked. 1.00

00:41:17.000 His eyes get so wide.

00:41:18.000 It's amazing.

00:41:19.000 And people, if you think I'm cutting it out of context, go watch the whole debate.

00:41:22.000 It's actually worse than I can show you.

00:41:24.000 He just goes, really?

00:41:25.000 Really?

00:41:25.000 And then moves on.

00:41:26.000 It's Mary Way. 0.64

00:41:27.000 Yeah, we don't have the time to show all that.

00:41:28.000 What I'm saying is that Castro, he had good cigars and a fashion sense.

00:41:35.000 It might as well be that.

00:41:37.000 He has nothing to offer or justify.

00:41:39.000 Here's a good rule.

00:41:42.000 Whether it's Hitler, whether it's Castro, whether it's Stalin, even if you think they had some really tasty threads, just avoid any praise.

00:41:53.000 And by the way, it's not like political correctness.

00:41:56.000 It's not like we're walking backwards setting landmines.

00:41:59.000 You just, you set, you created a landmine from scratch.

00:42:01.000 You created your own pipe bomb, put it down, and this looks like a good place to start. 1.00

00:42:06.000 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:42:07.000 Like, you did this to yourself. 1.00

00:42:08.000 Tactical mistake.

00:42:09.000 No one expects you to praise Castro.

00:42:12.000 You don't have to do that, Bernie.

00:42:14.000 You don't have to praise communists.

00:42:17.000 He's being honest.

00:42:17.000 He's being true to his own heart.

00:42:19.000 His heart is red communism.

00:42:22.000 It brings back memories from his honeymoon.

00:42:27.000 So that was him responding to booze, right?

00:42:29.000 He backed up.

00:42:31.000 That's also important to know.

00:42:32.000 All these guys, when they were getting booze, and I do think Bloomberg stacked the audience.

00:42:35.000 That is something people have talked about.

00:42:36.000 It's legitimate.

00:42:37.000 The tickets were really expensive.

00:42:39.000 At one point Bloomberg said, I don't know if you saw this, he goes, I really respect everyone who stepped in for this debate after I beat you all the last time.

00:42:47.000 And even then, the audience he paid for was like, yeah, don't overplay your hand there.

00:42:54.000 Stick that jab and move. 0.89

00:42:55.000 Let's try and get up on point.

00:42:56.000 You're not going to be getting a knockout punch tonight, Mr. Shingles face. 1.00

00:42:59.000 So.

00:43:01.000 It's an insult to people with shingles. 1.00

00:43:03.000 They look way better.

00:43:05.000 I don't even know what shingles is.

00:43:06.000 Is there a vaccination for that?

00:43:07.000 It's probably the same place.

00:43:09.000 There's probably someone watching who's like, I I'm not getting into that at all.

00:43:15.000 So that's him reacting to boos.

00:43:17.000 Now let's compare this with a stacked audience.

00:43:20.000 Exactly Donald Trump in the same scenario.

00:43:23.000 This was someone actually a Bernie fan, I think.

00:43:25.000 He tweeted this out.

00:43:26.000 He said, Twitter, does Bernie Sanders need to do this if the booing doesn't stop?

00:43:29.000 And this is the clip.

00:43:31.000 Let me talk.

00:43:32.000 Quiet. That's all the donors and special interests out there.

00:43:44.000 So that's what it is.

00:43:47.000 And by the way, let me just tell you, we need a ticket.

00:43:49.000 You can't get them.

00:43:50.000 You know who has the tickets for the I'm talking about to the television audience, donors, special interests, the people that are putting up the money.

00:44:01.000 The RNC told us we have all donors in the audience, and the reason they're not loving me... Look at this.

00:44:07.000 The reason they're not, excuse me, the reason they're not loving me is I don't want their money.

00:44:12.000 I'm gonna do the right thing for the American public.

00:44:14.000 I don't want their money, I don't need their money, and I'm the only one up here that can say that.

00:44:19.000 Yeah, he knows the real audience isn't in the room.

00:44:21.000 He's got those people there.

00:44:22.000 Yes, he knows the audience are the people watching at home. 1.00

00:44:25.000 That couldn't have been more embarrassing for Jeb Bush if Donald Trump rested his scrotum and testicles on his forehead on national television. 0.99

00:44:31.000 That would be less humiliating. 1.00

00:44:33.000 So that would be bad.

00:44:34.000 Hey Jeb, how did you like a hard or soft serve?

00:44:38.000 What?

00:44:38.000 because you're getting a swirly!

00:44:42.000 Shake out the change from his pockets.

00:44:45.000 Yes, that's a good point.

00:44:46.000 He knows his audience is at home.

00:44:47.000 And this has changed politics.

00:44:48.000 I think a lot of people just say, oh, Donald Trump went against the establishment.

00:44:51.000 No.

00:44:53.000 Obviously, a lot of these people have consultants.

00:44:54.000 A ground game is talked about a lot.

00:44:56.000 People talk about a ground game.

00:44:57.000 It's not as important as it used to be.

00:44:59.000 Now, the ground game won Ted Cruz-Iowa.

00:45:01.000 Great.

00:45:01.000 I think it won Bernie-Iowa, if I'm not mistaken, with Hillary Clinton.

00:45:04.000 I know Rick Santorum won Iowa back in the day, and that ended up being Mitt Romney.

00:45:07.000 So that's important, but guess what?

00:45:09.000 With the Internet now, everything you say at any point is the ground game, because people in Iowa will see that.

00:45:15.000 People in New Hampshire will see that.

00:45:17.000 Donald Trump understood he didn't need to speak to the moderators.

00:45:19.000 He didn't need to speak to people in the audience.

00:45:21.000 He needed to speak to people at home, which is ironic considering that Bernie fancies himself, you know, a man of the people and he was so flustered by these donors there in the audience booing him.

00:45:30.000 You shouldn't care.

00:45:31.000 You shouldn't care about it.

00:45:32.000 It should not be less relevant.

00:45:34.000 The people at home are the ones who matter.

00:45:36.000 And this is what was interesting too.

00:45:38.000 Replies were from people on Twitter. 0.96

00:45:40.000 The response is a couple of saying, holy crap, no wonder he got elected. 0.92

00:45:43.000 Look at all these people responding on Twitter. 0.96

00:45:45.000 For a lot of these folks, this is another reason I think that Donald Trump is going to win.

00:45:48.000 This is the first time in three years they've actually watched Trump in a debate instead of a clip that CNN has sliced and diced to make him look bad, right?

00:45:58.000 These disasters that are democratic debates are forcing Americans, who are not necessarily pro-Trump, to go, oh, right, okay, I'm not getting anything out of this.

00:46:06.000 Let me see what Donald Trump has to say, as opposed to playing that game of telephone with Don Lemon, saying what Donald Trump has to say.

00:46:11.000 And you see the reaction.

00:46:12.000 They're going, oh my God.

00:46:14.000 Oh my God, you know what?

00:46:15.000 Not only is that a good point, this is going to be really hard to deal with.

00:46:17.000 And most importantly, it shows that President Donald Trump has faced the exact same situations.

00:46:25.000 As you see with Bernie Sanders, and he's handled them far better.

00:46:27.000 You know, one thing I think is really interesting is when you watch that debate and you look at the number of Bernie fans who are saying, oh, this is a tactic, but actually listen to what Trump is saying there.

00:46:35.000 He's saying, I'm being attacked by the establishment who put these people here, and if you want to do something different, if you want to see this boat go in a different direction, choose me.

00:46:43.000 And now that he's been president, he's made changes and he's still under attack.

00:46:46.000 If you look at any of the mainstream media, they constantly talk, anytime they can find a Republican to I am from Cuba and Trump is not good!

00:46:52.000 You are not good for me!

00:46:53.000 More money please!

00:46:53.000 to say look, look, even the Republican National Convention doesn't like them.

00:46:56.000 Rick Wilson or Bill Kristol or Navarro.

00:46:59.000 And so yet you go, I am from Cuba and Trump is not good.

00:47:03.000 You are not good for me.

00:47:05.000 More money please, more money please.

00:47:07.000 And they get those guys out there and they go, hey wait a minute, if you actually want

00:47:11.000 to make a change instead of making government 10 or 20 times larger but you want something

00:47:14.000 different, actually Trump is your guy.

00:47:16.000 Right.

00:47:17.000 Yeah.

00:47:17.000 That's the person.

00:47:18.000 It's just, it also does come, you cannot teach backbone necessarily.

00:47:21.000 Right.

00:47:22.000 And I mean, it's also, there's also some unpredictability where we're talking about fighters.

00:47:25.000 Some people, you don't know how to read them necessarily.

00:47:27.000 That was another thing.

00:47:27.000 Go back to Foreman.

00:47:28.000 His punches to the body looked the exact same as his punch to the head.

00:47:30.000 Muhammad Ali talked about that.

00:47:32.000 You go out there with Donald Trump, and maybe he's going to debate policy with you, maybe he's going to go out and talk about his poll numbers, or maybe he's just going to stand there and say that your dad killed JFK.

00:47:39.000 Who knows?

00:47:40.000 You don't know!

00:47:41.000 Is it coming down, or is it coming over the top?

00:47:43.000 Your dad was on the grassy knoll! 1.00

00:47:44.000 They're like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:47:47.000 While you're defending that, he's pummeling you in the midst of it. 0.99

00:47:50.000 We were talking about the economy, and now my wife, she's not even here anymore. 1.00

00:47:55.000 Yeah, yeah, whose fault is that?

00:47:58.000 But it is remarkable.

00:48:00.000 We can see a direct comparison.

00:48:01.000 Booze from a stacked crowd with Bernie.

00:48:03.000 Booze from a stacked crowd with Trump.

00:48:04.000 It's very rare that before the actual debate of the two candidates, once they go through the primaries, that you get to see the exact same scenario for a comparison, for a contrast.

00:48:13.000 We have that there.

00:48:14.000 And it begs the question, why can Trump just speak through the booze and not care?

00:48:18.000 The exact same issue, whereas Bernie shrinks into his suit like Tom Hanks at the end of Big.

00:48:25.000 It's a visual.

00:48:26.000 Let it sit in.

00:48:26.000 You'll go, that's exactly what he did.

00:48:28.000 Also, he looks like a kid in an old man suit like Tom Hanks from Big.

00:48:32.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:34.000 So let's go through the candidates real quick.

00:48:34.000 We have to get to Gavin McInnes.

00:48:37.000 Warren.

00:48:37.000 Let's say any of these people.

00:48:38.000 She's obviously probably not going to be the candidate.

00:48:39.000 Warren.

00:48:40.000 Trump wins.

00:48:40.000 Why?

00:48:41.000 Because he just bullrushes her, right?

00:48:42.000 He's not going to walk it back.

00:48:44.000 The closest we have from an apology from Trump is with Carly Fiorina.

00:48:47.000 All he said was, you got a good face.

00:48:48.000 She's got a good face, right?

00:48:50.000 Because he knew she was going to go after him.

00:48:52.000 Warren, he's not going to back away from Pocahontas. 0.99

00:48:54.000 He's not going to back away.

00:48:56.000 He's only going to get where she has no chance.

00:48:58.000 Pete Buttgig, no spine, no way he can handle it.

00:49:00.000 It's going to look like a father spanking a child and, you know, I hate to say, it looks like, it looked, Buttgig also, every time they turn to him, I expect him to answer with, We can hardly stand the wait.

00:49:12.000 Please, Christmas, don't be late. 0.99

00:49:15.000 Men's butts! 1.00

00:49:16.000 And you're like, I don't know. 1.00

00:49:17.000 I also don't think he's gay. 0.98

00:49:19.000 I think he's the only straight man whose gay husband is a beard. 0.94

00:49:24.000 You're talking about Chastin. 0.80

00:49:26.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:49:28.000 Klobuchar, she's kind of an unpredictable one here. 0.91

00:49:30.000 I think she would actually probably be the hardest candidate for Trump to beat. 0.98

00:49:33.000 I don't think it's likely that she's a nominee.

00:49:34.000 What would Donald Trump do with Klobuchar?

00:49:36.000 Just make stuff up.

00:49:37.000 That's probably what he would do, let's be honest.

00:49:38.000 It's like, she's an unknown.

00:49:41.000 Let me look through the Apple.

00:49:42.000 They would hand him off for research.

00:49:43.000 He'd go, no.

00:49:46.000 I think I'm going to say that she's contaminating drinking water. 0.99

00:49:50.000 Aaron Brockovich tried to stab Klobuchar.

00:49:53.000 Like, what are you talking about?

00:49:54.000 I'm winning.

00:49:58.000 Mike Bloomberg.

00:49:58.000 I think Mike Bloomberg, if he's a nominee, some people think he might.

00:50:01.000 I think he defeats himself.

00:50:02.000 Listen, this guy is Midwest poison, especially if he picks Hillary Clinton as a running mate.

00:50:07.000 If people saw Hillary Clinton as an elitist, I don't know how they couldn't see that with Mike Bloomberg. 0.76

00:50:11.000 And by the way, he didn't ban big gulps. 0.97

00:50:13.000 This isn't a lot of people.

00:50:14.000 He banned drinks over 16 ounces.

00:50:16.000 Boy. 1.00

00:50:18.000 What a dick, right? 1.00

00:50:19.000 That's no good. 1.00

00:50:20.000 And then as it comes to Bernie, OK, this is Bernie.

00:50:23.000 Listen, we have a socialist revolutionary who wants to revolutionize the way we

00:50:26.000 are living in America, which is the best economy that we've had on record, safer, no major wars.

00:50:30.000 We're doing better than ever.

00:50:31.000 I think that his whole pitch is unappealing.

00:50:33.000 And he's also basically a pink Okami who went on his honeymoon to the USSR 1.00

00:50:37.000 and now we know is fearful of the crowd.

00:50:40.000 When you're in town, when you live by polls, all you ever do,

00:50:42.000 a majority of Americans want, insert his policy here with no way to pay for it.

00:50:46.000 Guess what?

00:50:47.000 You die by the polls.

00:50:49.000 And right now, Donald Trump is doing well in the polls.

00:50:51.000 And we've seen that Bernie folds like a cheap suit if someone boos him because that's where all of his self

00:50:56.000 worth is tied up.

00:50:58.000 And I don't think he's going to be as popular as he thinks he's going to be.

00:51:01.000 I think it's a walk-off for Donald Trump, barring something completely unforeseen.

00:51:05.000 We have to go to Gavin McInnes right now.

00:51:07.000 Oh, thank you, Gavin.

00:51:09.000 How do you feel about Tanzanian...peaberry, Senor Wences?

00:51:22.000 I think it's too acidic.

00:51:24.000 Do it like we rehearsed.

00:51:25.000 These are good people, bro.

00:51:26.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:51:29.000 Okay, Joe, I just wanted to know if you guys got any Black Rifle coffee.

00:51:34.000 Okay, all right.

00:51:36.000 I tried the coffee.

00:51:38.000 Is that what you want?

00:51:39.000 And it was...

00:51:41.000 Is that what you want to hear?

00:51:42.000 Okay?

00:51:43.000 I loved the perfect medium roast.

00:51:45.000 The subtle notes of caramel with a bit of toffee on the after palate.

00:51:50.000 The Saskatoon berry with a sliver of almond that comes through like marzipan.

00:51:57.000 I loved everything.

00:52:02.000 And you probably want to judge me for that, right?

00:52:05.000 You probably feel like you're superior, but look at you.

00:52:09.000 Your plaid shirt, your aged denim jacket that you probably paid to have done by some kid in a sweatshop between shifts at Apple, your horn-rimmed glasses.

00:52:18.000 Face it, you self-loathing hipster, you are just like me.

00:52:27.000 I am nothing like you. 0.99

00:52:29.000 Will say.

00:52:32.000 We'll see.

00:52:35.000 We'll have it in stock next week.

00:52:36.000 Thanks.

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00:52:37.000 Bring your punch card.

00:52:38.000 Yeah.

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00:52:51.000 Listen, they're a veteran owned company.

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00:52:57.000 Do they sell?

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00:53:00.000 I'm a coffee nerd.

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00:53:03.000 And we're also, here's one thing.

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00:53:21.000 This is the Beyond Black, I think. 0.87

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00:54:03.000 I am here with Macho Iman, Randy Savage, and Randy, what do you have to say to the folks at home?

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00:54:14.000 Ooh, mark my words!

00:54:16.000 In April, we will surpass you in subscribers!

00:54:19.000 Yes!

00:54:20.000 Ooh, yes!

00:54:21.000 Ooh! 0.96

00:54:22.000 Well, you heard it here, folks.

00:54:23.000 The gauntlet has been thrown.

00:54:25.000 Your move, TYT.

00:54:28.000 Woo! 0.99

00:54:29.000 Oh, yeah.

00:54:31.000 Mm.

00:54:33.000 We're at M&M.

00:54:35.000 There's no point in wondering where your pockets are.

00:54:38.000 Tasty, smooth, creamy milk.

00:54:40.000 Did you say tasty, smooth?

00:54:42.000 You're an M&M?

00:54:42.000 Yeah.

00:54:43.000 Because that makes, that reminds me, our next guest can probably talk about this.

00:54:46.000 We've talked about it before, I believe.

00:54:48.000 In Canada, there was, when people used to say M&M, frozen burgers, beef.

00:54:52.000 Like at all the football game stuff, they would always say, is this M&M?

00:54:55.000 It's confusing because it's, you know, it's still in the same vertical.

00:54:57.000 It's a food item.

00:54:58.000 In M&M, you would think they have some kind of, yeah, you'd think they have some kind of monopoly on it.

00:55:03.000 And then the hip-hop came and messed it all up, so we had three M&Ms to worry about when you're doing it phonetically.

00:55:09.000 So that's a spoiler for people who don't know who our next guest is.

00:55:10.000 He's also from the Great White North, or at least, I don't know if he has a dual citizenship or not, but today he wanted us to plug justiceforliberty.com, which we will get to in a second.

00:55:19.000 Of course, he's the host of Get Off My Lawn on censored.tv.

00:55:22.000 Gavin McInnes, how are you, sir?

00:55:25.000 I'm good, how are you doing?

00:55:26.000 I'm doing well.

00:55:27.000 So you remember the M&M food stuffs.

00:55:31.000 M&M Meat Shops was started by Charles Rennie Macintosh and his son Doug Macintosh, and they called it Macintosh and Macintosh, then it was Mac and Mac, and then it was M&M, and it was premium quality meats used in meat pies, used for mints and tatties, and the cows came from Calgary, cowboy country.

00:55:50.000 Oh, well there you go.

00:55:51.000 So I wasn't wrong.

00:55:52.000 They were very good.

00:55:53.000 Very good quality.

00:55:54.000 And now I'm forced to just basically pick up the refuse from Costco.

00:55:59.000 They're Shirline boogers. 1.00

00:56:00.000 Did I say boogers? 0.94

00:56:01.000 Shirline burgers.

00:56:02.000 Basically.

00:56:02.000 Also delicious.

00:56:03.000 Hey, Gavin, Senior McInnes, where are you right now?

00:56:07.000 I'm at the Gaylord convention, where I feel most comfortable.

00:56:12.000 And this is Hold on, that just lets you know the maturity level of this room and your room, that we all giggled at Gaylord.

00:56:21.000 It's still funny.

00:56:22.000 We did, it's funny.

00:56:24.000 It never won't be funny.

00:56:25.000 It's like farts. 0.98

00:56:25.000 Gaylord and farts. 0.98

00:56:27.000 They're immortal. 0.88

00:56:28.000 Now what's at the Gaylord convention?

00:56:31.000 So it's Gaylord Convention Center, actually.

00:56:33.000 It's not a Gaylord convention.

00:56:35.000 I don't know.

00:56:36.000 Yeah, there's a difference.

00:56:37.000 Well, it actually is, really, ultimately.

00:56:40.000 But it's CPAC.

00:56:44.000 They denied my press pass, so I paid $600 for me and Ryan to come here as mere mortals, and we'll see if I get kicked out.

00:56:51.000 But I'm not here to pick a fight.

00:56:52.000 I'm here for unity and love, and if I get kicked out, I get kicked out.

00:56:55.000 You're not aiming to be kicked out.

00:56:57.000 No.

00:56:57.000 You're not going to do that thing where you just put a camera in your face and be like, hey, you're a prick.

00:57:01.000 And they kick you out and go, what? 0.99

00:57:02.000 What happened?

00:57:04.000 Yeah, like Tim Heidecker and what's his name?

00:57:07.000 The black guy who went down to... Oh, yeah, they went down to the Republican convention, I think, at one point. 0.75

00:57:13.000 And it was just so lazy. 0.98

00:57:15.000 Yeah, it was just like, didn't they put on like American flag panties and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, we're gay. 0.96

00:57:20.000 Yeah, and they just assumed that everyone was uptight, and they all just went, what are you doing? 0.88

00:57:24.000 Have a seat.

00:57:25.000 What's going on?

00:57:26.000 Have a beer, man.

00:57:26.000 It's embarrassing.

00:57:27.000 Did you get those shorts in the gift shop?

00:57:29.000 Yeah, it's a hot selling item.

00:57:30.000 It's basically CPAC's Tickle Me Elmo this year.

00:57:34.000 Well, good.

00:57:34.000 By the way, even if you are invited to CPAC, you still have to pay $600 for your own travel.

00:57:38.000 That's why I hosted it for four years.

00:57:40.000 Yeah, I hosted it for four years.

00:57:42.000 Three years over four.

00:57:43.000 I got violently ill one time.

00:57:44.000 And then it just, you know, some people like it.

00:57:46.000 It was not for me.

00:57:47.000 I think it's been six or seven years since I've been there.

00:57:50.000 Well, hopefully you don't get kicked out.

00:57:52.000 So here's my question, too.

00:57:53.000 Speaking of drama, have you been following the debates, like, physically, last night?

00:57:58.000 Okay, good.

00:57:59.000 You watched last night because no one did.

00:58:00.000 It wasn't even trending on Twitter for the first hour and a half.

00:58:03.000 No, it wasn't.

00:58:05.000 It was really, really bad.

00:58:06.000 Let me ask you this.

00:58:07.000 We've been asking everyone today.

00:58:08.000 How would you compare what you think the chances are of Donald Trump winning in 2020 today versus how you felt a year ago?

00:58:16.000 Do you feel more strongly in a position or less?

00:58:19.000 It went from he was going to win by a mudslide.

00:58:22.000 About a year ago.

00:58:24.000 Now he's going to win by a mega landslide. 0.80

00:58:27.000 These dummies have been going on identity politics and platitudes for so long that now that someone's asking them to say something of substance, they're lost. 1.00

00:58:37.000 They're screaming fools. 1.00

00:58:38.000 And it was like Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury. 1.00

00:58:41.000 Last night was a brawl in a parking lot.

00:58:43.000 There was broken eardrums.

00:58:45.000 There was people falling backwards.

00:58:47.000 That's the analogy to Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury.

00:58:50.000 That was a sanctioned bout on pay-per-view.

00:58:51.000 That wasn't a brawl in a parking lot.

00:58:53.000 Are you confusing with bumfights? 0.79

00:58:55.000 Did you order the bumfights? 0.96

00:58:56.000 Yeah, that's a different thing.

00:58:57.000 Wilder and Fury was bumfights.

00:59:01.000 It was total anarchy.

00:59:02.000 I mean, did you see that one point where he grabbed him and he just started going...

00:59:06.000 Yeah, I know.

00:59:06.000 I started licking the blood off of him.

00:59:08.000 Which is weird, because Tyson Fury's such a nice guy.

00:59:11.000 He's not like a ty- he just seems a little out of character, but um, I like him.

00:59:15.000 He's a- he's a- he's a brush of frether- brush of frether- talk, Gavin.

00:59:20.000 I'm sure- I'm sure Pete Buttigieg is a great guy.

00:59:23.000 I'm sure they're all nice, but you put them in the ring like that and they just become...

00:59:27.000 Yes, exactly.

00:59:29.000 Well, I don't think Pete Buttigieg needs to be in the ring for that, though.

00:59:32.000 That's his personal time.

00:59:34.000 I want to get back to the debates.

00:59:36.000 I'm actually convinced that Pete Buttigieg's husband is a beard.

00:59:40.000 I think Pete Buttigieg is straight.

00:59:41.000 I've been saying that.

00:59:42.000 I don't think he's gay.

00:59:43.000 I've been saying that for a while.

00:59:44.000 It seems like because he came out in his 30s.

00:59:46.000 Have you ever seen them kiss?

00:59:47.000 It's like... I don't know.

00:59:50.000 I don't think he's actually gay. 0.75

00:59:51.000 Well, that happens with a lot of gays. 0.99

00:59:52.000 They try it for a few decades and then they go, this is gross. 0.98

00:59:59.000 At that point, they've run out of alternatives.

01:00:02.000 Who do you think the nominee will be based on the recent debates?

01:00:06.000 Because Bernie is obviously the frontrunner.

01:00:09.000 Bloomberg has more money than God.

01:00:11.000 It's tough.

01:00:13.000 Well, I think it's Bernie is going to be the frontrunner. 0.98

01:00:16.000 He's going to win everyone's.

01:00:18.000 Hello.

01:00:18.000 He's going to win everyone's votes, but the DNC will rig it such that it's Warren and Klobuchar.

01:00:26.000 And then they're going to say something stupid like, who is the president of Mexico? 0.99

01:00:30.000 And that will be the end of the DNC. 1.00

01:00:34.000 You're not acting inconspicuous there at CPAC.

01:00:36.000 Every time someone with melanin in their skin walks by you, you're like, what time is it?

01:00:43.000 I've got a lineup of hot broads waiting to talk to me. 1.00

01:00:48.000 Oh, very nice.

01:00:49.000 Okay.

01:00:49.000 Well, there you go.

01:00:50.000 I just saw the one lady in the wheelchair, but I'm sure she's hot as well. 1.00

01:00:54.000 Do you want to do a selfie while I'm on Crowder?

01:00:57.000 Yeah, go ahead.

01:00:58.000 Let the lady do a selfie. 1.00

01:01:00.000 That way we can see.

01:01:01.000 Oh, look at that.

01:01:02.000 We found Waldo.

01:01:04.000 Oh, it's an American... 0.97

01:01:06.000 That's adorable.

01:01:08.000 Oh, well, good.

01:01:09.000 That's a lot of fun.

01:01:09.000 No problem.

01:01:10.000 Now, I'm sorry, ladies, but I have to borrow Gavin for a minute because he was scheduled a week in advance, if you can believe it.

01:01:16.000 Yeah, let him go.

01:01:17.000 We'll bring him back to the show.

01:01:19.000 Gavin.

01:01:21.000 I'm on the TV.

01:01:22.000 Gavin, compliment their physiques and then move on. 0.96

01:01:26.000 OK.

01:01:27.000 Nice meeting you.

01:01:30.000 I feel like you're my Rupert right now.

01:01:31.000 I just want to send you through and make you say things that are very uncomfortable for you, but I know you'll be very quick to be kicked out.

01:01:39.000 What was your favorite moment from the debates there this last week?

01:01:43.000 There were a lot of them.

01:01:44.000 Oh, I liked when Biden said that he wrote a bill that he didn't write, and they went back and forth arguing about fact checks.

01:01:51.000 Or wasn't there a part when Booty Gig, and who was it? 0.99

01:01:53.000 Was it Bloomberg, where they were just talking at the same time for like 40 seconds?

01:01:58.000 Yes.

01:01:59.000 Yeah, and then Biden jumped in and said, let me finish, when he wasn't even talking.

01:02:07.000 Did you see that?

01:02:08.000 I think it was Butt Gig.

01:02:10.000 We talked about it yesterday, but at first it all bleeds together.

01:02:13.000 No, then Biden said, let me finish.

01:02:15.000 He hadn't spoken for a minute and a half.

01:02:18.000 I think he might actually have dementia.

01:02:20.000 Some people thought I was joking yesterday.

01:02:21.000 I think he might actually have early dementia.

01:02:25.000 I think you're right.

01:02:27.000 Did you see that nine hour story he told the other day about some guy with a switchblade who was going to cut him?

01:02:32.000 So he put a chain around his fist and they met in the parking lot?

01:02:35.000 I kind of love Joe Biden.

01:02:37.000 Did he really?

01:02:39.000 Yeah, the story, he was a lifeguard in some dangerous neighborhood and he kicked out some dude who then got a straight razor and was going to meet him in the parking lot.

01:02:47.000 And so he wrapped a chain around his fist and he said, I apologize for the first part, but I don't apologize for kicking you out of the pool.

01:02:58.000 It's like a nine minute story at a podium.

01:03:01.000 People in the audience are like, can I go get popcorn?

01:03:04.000 Is there an intermission?

01:03:05.000 And only Vice President Joe Biden would tell a story to try and gain some territory of the good graces of blacks and talk about being a lifeguard.

01:03:15.000 Joe Biden, if you couldn't be more out of touch.

01:03:17.000 Like he thinks they're going to hear like, oh yeah man, I hate my lifeguard too.

01:03:23.000 When I'm swimming, which I do all the time.

01:03:27.000 Constantly swimming.

01:03:28.000 You know, lifeguards, they give me all the flack for my floaties.

01:03:28.000 I'm a fish.

01:03:32.000 Man, it's a problem.

01:03:34.000 Yeah, it would be fun if it were Biden.

01:03:36.000 I think that the issue with Bernie is, like we talked about this yesterday and just earlier today as well, you know, he's a socialist, sort of a revolutionary, but he's talking about how the system is broken.

01:03:45.000 90% of Americans right now, this is the highest ever in our lifetime, are happy with their personal lives.

01:03:51.000 It's also a decade high, I believe, as far as their satisfaction with the handling of the economy.

01:03:56.000 So it's tough to revolutionize, to do a 180 on the economy when everyone is happy with it.

01:04:01.000 And so I used to think Bernie was the hardest candidate to beat.

01:04:04.000 And I think that was right a year ago, because he would do better in the Rust Belt.

01:04:08.000 But now that the economy has been swimming along, the socialist revolutionary seems less appealing.

01:04:13.000 Yeah, it's just really students with student debt that get excited about this stuff now.

01:04:17.000 And I love how, by the way, the system is broken, and Bernie's solution is, well, more system.

01:04:23.000 Let's have bigger government, because the government isn't working properly.

01:04:28.000 Let's expand!

01:04:29.000 Right, like, what was, I always forget his name, Borrello?

01:04:31.000 Who was the Rage Against the Machine guy?

01:04:33.000 Tom, whatever, you know, Rage Against...

01:04:36.000 No, that's another sounding name.

01:04:40.000 No, it's a, I don't know, but he said, you know, rage against the machine and he actually campaigned for Barack Obama.

01:04:47.000 I don't understand how that works.

01:04:49.000 You know, another option for the DNC is Bloomberg takes Hillary as his running mate, as his VP, right? 1.00

01:04:56.000 He gets in.

01:04:58.000 And then, mysteriously, Bloomberg gets depressed and kills himself.

01:05:01.000 Yeah, well, so does Alex Jones, the second that he hears Bloomberg and Hillary Clinton are the tickets.

01:05:06.000 You're just going to see his legs dangling next to his carbon block filter.

01:05:11.000 It's not going to go well.

01:05:12.000 That's not a swipe to Alex Jones.

01:05:14.000 I just can't think of a ticket that is more of a nightmare for someone like Alex Jones.

01:05:18.000 Or the Rust Belt, either.

01:05:20.000 They think they're going to win Michigan?

01:05:21.000 Bloomberg?

01:05:22.000 I don't understand this.

01:05:24.000 All right, well, let me... Go ahead.

01:05:27.000 I'm opening for Alex Jones tonight.

01:05:29.000 That sounds like a joke, but it's not.

01:05:31.000 Where are you speaking?

01:05:33.000 At the Omni Hotel, a free speech thing.

01:05:36.000 A seminar on free speech.

01:05:36.000 Okay.

01:05:38.000 Now was it, because you sent me a shirt that was free speech.

01:05:41.000 Is it censored.tv?

01:05:43.000 For some reason I thought it was free speech.

01:05:45.000 It was.

01:05:45.000 I got sued by free speech TV.

01:05:48.000 Oh, no.

01:05:48.000 So we had to change the name.

01:05:50.000 Who's free speech TV suing you?

01:05:52.000 Exactly.

01:05:55.000 Not that free.

01:05:56.000 Okay.

01:05:57.000 All right.

01:05:57.000 Okay.

01:05:57.000 So it is censored.tv.

01:05:59.000 I got that right.

01:05:59.000 And I wanted to get an update here.

01:06:01.000 This is something you want us to talk about.

01:06:02.000 Justiceforliberty.com.

01:06:04.000 And this is from, if I'm not mistaken, was it one of the Proud Boys?

01:06:07.000 Was it John Kinsman?

01:06:08.000 He's been sentenced to prison.

01:06:11.000 How many years in prison now is he sentenced to?

01:06:13.000 Four years.

01:06:15.000 Four years.

01:06:15.000 Four years for effectively a bar fight with Antifa, where there was mutual combat.

01:06:21.000 Exactly.

01:06:22.000 They ambushed them.

01:06:24.000 They said, let's do this.

01:06:25.000 Proud Boy said, okay.

01:06:26.000 Beat them up for 17 seconds.

01:06:29.000 And now Max Care and John Kinsman are in prison for four years. 0.91

01:06:32.000 John Kinsman has three kids, three black kids.

01:06:35.000 And he's in prison for being a member of a hate group.

01:06:37.000 So we started Justice for Liberty for his baby, his newborn, Liberty.

01:06:42.000 So they can do stuff like go visit them.

01:06:44.000 They put these guys right at the Canadian border as kind of an FU to the friends and family.

01:06:49.000 So it's now like a 17 hour commute to visit them.

01:06:51.000 And that gets expensive.

01:06:52.000 So we want Liberty to be able to see her dad.

01:06:55.000 Yeah.

01:06:55.000 And we're raising money.

01:06:56.000 And it's JusticeForLiberty.com.

01:06:57.000 JusticeForLiberty.com.

01:06:58.000 And you know, this is one thing I do want to, that really bothers me.

01:07:00.000 You know, people always say this.

01:07:01.000 Can you stop, when you try to, when you try to convince people that you're not racist, can you stop saying you have black friends?

01:07:06.000 It's like, well, hold on a second.

01:07:07.000 Not only is that a legitimate defense, but you guys thought it was a legitimate defense.

01:07:11.000 It's seen in American History X in that Edward Norton only learned the wrong ways of his racism when he had a black friend in prison. 0.88

01:07:18.000 So having a black wife should kind of count. 1.00

01:07:22.000 Well, I wouldn't have brought it up if you didn't throw him in prison for being in a hate group. 0.97

01:07:25.000 I wasn't running around before he was arrested going, oh, that's my friend John.

01:07:28.000 That's his block wife. 1.00

01:07:30.000 Look, she's told the class she even has dreads.

01:07:33.000 And most of his kids look they're mixed. 1.00

01:07:35.000 That's my friend. 1.00

01:07:36.000 We didn't bring it up until they said, you're a member of a hate group and you hate black people. 1.00

01:07:40.000 You're like, I'm married to them, dude. 0.99

01:07:42.000 They started it.

01:07:43.000 Yeah.

01:07:43.000 I mean, and that's, uh, what were the, I was looking at some of the charges, attempt, was it attempted gang assault?

01:07:51.000 I've never heard of that before because usually when gangs assault, it's not an attempt.

01:07:57.000 They tend to do a good job.

01:07:59.000 They also got assault with a deadly weapon.

01:08:01.000 And John's deadly weapon was he happened to have like a penknife in his pocket that never came out.

01:08:06.000 But because it was on his person, it's a deadly weapon.

01:08:09.000 And Max Hare was kicking them with his boots.

01:08:14.000 They made his boot a deadly weapon.

01:08:17.000 It's listed as like exhibit B. Yeah, it was a total kangaroo court.

01:08:21.000 And there was a third kid there.

01:08:23.000 David Kuriakow, he was brown.

01:08:26.000 They separated him from the trial so they could focus on this white power thing.

01:08:30.000 And then when it was time for his trial, they just sort of went, it's over, forget it, you run along home.

01:08:36.000 Because they realized it would disturb their narrative.

01:08:38.000 It's a total frame job.

01:08:40.000 Right, yeah, and that's really... I mean, I know people who... I knew a kid, actually, from my old high school who got kicked out for counterfeiting tickets to this cool talent show, and then there was... He was like a mule, because you mentioned the Canadian border, carrying drugs across the American border to Canada.

01:08:55.000 This had been going on for a long time.

01:08:57.000 I think the DEA had been tracking it.

01:08:58.000 He only joined in the last two weeks, and then he ended up being one of the fall guys, and he only did a few months in prison for, like, a major drug trafficking ring.

01:09:04.000 Four years for a bar fight.

01:09:08.000 Wow.

01:09:09.000 It's completely insane.

01:09:11.000 Well, I appreciate you trying to do what you can.

01:09:12.000 It's justiceforliberty.com.

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01:10:39.000 And now for the adventures of the White Privilege Boy.

01:10:43.000 All right.

01:10:48.000 All right there now, Timmy.

01:10:50.000 I know you're a teenager, but if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times.

01:10:54.000 You can't park your vehicle faced into oncoming traffic.

01:10:57.000 Come on, let's move. 1.00

01:10:58.000 Well, gee, officer.

01:10:59.000 I'm sure sorry.

01:11:01.000 Can I just go back to my car?

01:11:02.000 No, no.

01:11:03.000 I want you to follow my instructions.

01:11:04.000 Either get down on the ground or follow me away from the vehicle.

01:11:07.000 But, officer!

01:11:08.000 Can't I just get my PCP?

01:11:11.000 Ah, well, you know, usually I'd say no, but you can make it quick. 0.97

01:11:15.000 Come on, get on out of here, you white rascal. 1.00

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01:11:19.000 Oh, those boys.

01:11:21.000 What pickle will they find themselves in next?

01:11:23.000 Stay tuned for next week's installment of Adventures of the White Privilege Boys! 0.64

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01:12:09.000 I'm sorry, I got distracted from the drowning dance this week for two reasons.

01:12:12.000 One, you're just hypnotic hips. 1.00

01:12:14.000 Oh, that's so nice.

01:12:15.000 You're hypnotizing hips. 1.00

01:12:16.000 I hypnotize myself and then I drown.

01:12:17.000 Did you really?

01:12:18.000 I did.

01:12:18.000 You hypnotized yourself?

01:12:21.000 It's a power.

01:12:21.000 You need to become a therapist.

01:12:23.000 And then I thought I broke this pipe.

01:12:26.000 By the way, Gavin McInister's a great web extender.

01:12:29.000 A lot of fun.

01:12:29.000 He's a good guy.

01:12:31.000 And, you know, listen, I do have to say this.

01:12:33.000 Please do consider joining up at Mug Club.

01:12:35.000 We know that there are a lot of people.

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01:12:37.000 A lot of people who watch on YouTube and check in.

01:12:38.000 Some people rip it.

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01:12:48.000 People often ask me if these are real pipes.

01:12:50.000 They are.

01:12:51.000 Except this one.

01:12:51.000 I don't use it because it was my grandfather's pipe.

01:12:54.000 And so I was very concerned that I maybe broke it for a crunch.

01:12:56.000 It was just because it was very old.

01:12:58.000 A little creaky.

01:12:59.000 But my brother refurbished this, and then I realized this old pipe, it has what they

01:13:03.000 call a stinger.

01:13:05.000 And if you can see this in there, there's a little, yeah, I don't know if you can see

01:13:07.000 this, a little metal tip in there.

01:13:09.000 And the idea was it was supposed to sort of cool down the smoke before it went into your

01:13:13.000 mouth.

01:13:14.000 Is that, are you trying to zoom in?

01:13:15.000 Trying to zoom in on the...

01:13:16.000 Where, where, where are we looking here?

01:13:17.000 There we go.

01:13:18.000 Now you move.

01:13:19.000 Yes, meet me in the middle.

01:13:20.000 There you go.

01:13:20.000 See that?

01:13:21.000 It's called a stinger.

01:13:22.000 Look at that focus, too.

01:13:23.000 The idea was, and the reason that I bring this up is not that pipe technology interests you, but it was supposed to cool down the smoke because metal is generally, you know, steel is generally cool, but it turned out people hated them because then what happened was it created condensation on the metal and it just made the pipes even more gurgly.

01:13:40.000 In other words, they didn't know what they were doing with pipe technology back in the day.

01:13:44.000 They're trying to figure it out.

01:13:46.000 We've advanced leaps and bounds on pipe technology right now.

01:13:48.000 Just go to the weed shops. 0.98

01:13:50.000 You can even have little glass pipes that look like penises. 0.99

01:13:53.000 So, they know what they're doing. 0.98

01:13:55.000 That's my point there.

01:13:56.000 But, you know, you see their influence everywhere.

01:13:58.000 Big pipe.

01:14:02.000 And we also, by the way, have an extended interview with Rudy Giuliani, Mayor Rudy Giuliani, from last week.

01:14:06.000 So I wanted to talk about something here.

01:14:08.000 Someone paid me a compliment.

01:14:10.000 Recently, and I really appreciated it, regarding the Giuliani interview.

01:14:13.000 And if you've missed, the long form was actually really long, 20 minutes behind the paywall for Mug Club.

01:14:17.000 Someone said, well, you know, he really brought a lot out of him.

01:14:20.000 We talked about cigars.

01:14:22.000 I talked about his personal relationship with Trump, whether they had feuded, if Donald Trump, President Trump had ever been mad at him.

01:14:27.000 And he said, you know what?

01:14:28.000 Yeah, we get over it in three minutes.

01:14:29.000 So here's the thing.

01:14:31.000 It was very enlightening to me.

01:14:33.000 And that's how I try and conduct these interviews.

01:14:35.000 I actually want to learn something from these people.

01:14:37.000 I am blessed to be able to sit down with some of the biggest, most powerful people who've made the greatest impact in our generation sometimes, whether it's sports, whether it's politics, and I consider myself fortunate.

01:14:47.000 But I think a reason that maybe sometimes say, hey, the interview is different on your show.

01:14:51.000 I feel like you brought something out of him.

01:14:52.000 It's pretty simple.

01:14:53.000 When you compare, for example, Giuliani with, I think it was Kimmel or Colbert, you're just watching an interview with someone.

01:14:59.000 Myself, I don't want anything.

01:15:01.000 from Rudy Giuliani, and I don't hate him.

01:15:05.000 That's it.

01:15:06.000 I don't need a scoop.

01:15:07.000 You guys tune in whether there's a scoop or not.

01:15:08.000 Whether it's Gavin McInnes or Rudy Giuliani, probably more people will watch with Gavin McInnes.

01:15:12.000 That's my point.

01:15:12.000 Some people want the exclusive.

01:15:13.000 And I don't hate him.

01:15:14.000 And I want to say this.

01:15:15.000 I think that I would interview Bernie Sanders better than Jimmy Kimmel could interview Bernie Sanders.

01:15:19.000 Why?

01:15:20.000 Because I also don't hate Bernie Sanders.

01:15:22.000 And I don't want anything from him.

01:15:23.000 Sure, I'd make fun of him.

01:15:25.000 I hate some of his ideas.

01:15:27.000 But I don't hate the man.

01:15:28.000 And let me kind of, I realize what it is that really bothers me about Bernie Sanders.

01:15:34.000 And again, it's not him personally.

01:15:36.000 I have a problem with this progressive idea of the left that, and Bernie really most crystallizes this, that money creates morality or dictates morality.

01:15:47.000 And that money makes the man.

01:15:49.000 For a party, the Democratic Party, who claims to be so vehemently against bigoted generalizations, they sure have no problem doing it with any Tom, Dick, or Harry who happens to have the misfortune of carrying around a little more pocket change than you.

01:16:03.000 By necessity, they place more emphasis on money, people like Bernie, than most rich men.

01:16:10.000 People who accuse the rich of being, and I understand there are corrupt banks, of course.

01:16:14.000 I'm against bailouts for the banks, but I'm also against bailouts for GM and the UAW.

01:16:18.000 I'm against bailouts across the board.

01:16:20.000 Not because, not because of the fact that they have more money than me, the banks.

01:16:24.000 I'm against it because it's wrong.

01:16:26.000 If you don't run a business model, honestly, the taxpayers shouldn't have to foot the bill.

01:16:31.000 Whether you're GM, whether you're American Airlines, or Goldman Sachs.

01:16:36.000 It's not about the dollar amount.

01:16:38.000 It's about what's right.

01:16:40.000 And these people on the left right now, they place more emphasis on money, ironically, they don't realize, than rich people.

01:16:45.000 Because I want to be really clear about this.

01:16:47.000 Money does not change the morality or the character of somebody.

01:16:52.000 Money amplifies character.

01:16:54.000 And you know what?

01:16:54.000 A lot of people say, oh, Bernie is standing up, and he's standing up to the man.

01:16:59.000 No, it's easy.

01:16:59.000 It's easy.

01:17:01.000 Bernie's route is very easy, just like any socialist before him.

01:17:05.000 And I don't mean that as some kind of a slight or a pejorative.

01:17:07.000 That's what he calls himself.

01:17:08.000 You can add Democratic in front of it, but who really cares?

01:17:10.000 Just because you take a vote to steal doesn't make it right.

01:17:13.000 The easiest thing in the world is to campaign on socialism.

01:17:16.000 I don't give him any points for that, especially in Burlington, Vermont, the home of Ben and Jerry for crying out loud.

01:17:22.000 Why is it so easy?

01:17:23.000 Because working in and appealing to vice is easy.

01:17:30.000 What vice am I talking about here?

01:17:31.000 Usually when people think about working in vice, they think about strip clubs, they think about bars, they think about drugs.

01:17:35.000 What am I talking about?

01:17:36.000 Covetousness. 0.96

01:17:37.000 Whether you're rich or poor, if you are covetous, you, you, not the other guy with more, you are the evil one.

01:17:45.000 Regardless of what it is you're coveting.

01:17:47.000 Regardless of whether you believe that their gain is ill-gotten or not, you are the covetous one. 0.99

01:17:52.000 And I'm not saying that rich people cannot be covetous bastards. 0.99

01:17:55.000 Of course they can. 0.99

01:17:57.000 But so can poor people.

01:17:59.000 So can people like Bernie Sanders.

01:18:01.000 So can people who got gender studies degrees when their friends went into STEM fields and they want their student debt to be completely absolved.

01:18:09.000 Those people can be covetous, too.

01:18:12.000 It's not just rich people.

01:18:14.000 And the entire platform of Bernie Sanders and socialism, it's based on one of the deadly sins.

01:18:20.000 It is based on appealing to covetousness.

01:18:23.000 That's the entire key.

01:18:26.000 And just because you have less, I want to drive this home with it.

01:18:29.000 It does not mean that you somehow are given the moral high ground.

01:18:32.000 Some of the most despicable people, evil people throughout humanity, were very poor or started off that way.

01:18:38.000 If you look at, I don't know, the Bundys, the Dahmers, I'm sure a few of them are in public housing. 1.00

01:18:43.000 I don't know exactly.

01:18:45.000 But the point is you can find evil people regardless of financial level.

01:18:49.000 And it has nothing to do with your checking account.

01:18:51.000 So here's my challenge to you.

01:18:53.000 My challenge to you is this, because this is something that all of us need to check.

01:18:57.000 Myself included.

01:18:58.000 Myself included.

01:18:59.000 You know what I covet?

01:19:01.000 Sometimes I covet, okay, Audio Wade was here this week, and we did a show, I think it was yesterday, and Audio Wade has been really stepping up.

01:19:08.000 Audio Wade and Gibby here, they've been helping to produce a little bit more, have made my life a lot easier.

01:19:14.000 And I think you acknowledged, you came in yesterday, and I saw you get very tired, and I was like, oh, I can see that face, that's the dip.

01:19:20.000 I was a little wiped out, yeah.

01:19:21.000 Yeah, you were a little wiped out.

01:19:23.000 And I realized right away that a little part of me was kind of going like, oh man, okay, I need to take something off this plate.

01:19:27.000 But then a part of me was going like, eh?

01:19:31.000 See?

01:19:32.000 Imagine having to host this, because that is something, and sometimes I covet free time.

01:19:38.000 That's true.

01:19:39.000 Sometimes I covet free time that people have.

01:19:41.000 Sometimes I've looked at people who are policemen, who are firefighters, who are bankers, and I go, oh man, at least I get to clock out and go home.

01:19:49.000 That's covetousness.

01:19:50.000 That's wrong.

01:19:50.000 Because you know what?

01:19:51.000 That may not be the plan for me.

01:19:54.000 I may never be destined to work 8 hours.

01:19:57.000 I may be destined to work 10, 12, 15 hours my whole life.

01:20:01.000 I have no idea.

01:20:02.000 But you know what else?

01:20:04.000 I have something that a lot of people don't have, and I should be grateful for it.

01:20:07.000 I get to do a job that means something to people.

01:20:10.000 Not everybody has that.

01:20:11.000 And I get to do a job that means something to me.

01:20:13.000 So even though I don't get the clock out, and yeah, we have to work longer hours because we're doing a show that Samantha Bee and Trevor Noah do with less than a tenth of the staff, I shouldn't covet what other people have, because they're probably coveting something I have.

01:20:26.000 Or if they're more of a man than I am, a better man than I am, they're not coveting, because they've learned how corrosive it is, and I've had to keep that in check.

01:20:32.000 So my challenge to you is this.

01:20:33.000 What is it that you covet?

01:20:36.000 Whether you're a Bernie bro, whether you're a MAGA, whether you're a Never Trumper, more importantly, not only what do you covet, what decisions do you make on your day-to-day life based on your covetousness?

01:20:50.000 It's human nature.

01:20:51.000 We all have it.

01:20:53.000 Are you voting?

01:20:54.000 Based on your covetousness?

01:20:55.000 Because you want what the other guy has?

01:20:57.000 Are you voting for student loan absolvement?

01:20:59.000 Are you arguing with your wife?

01:21:01.000 Because you may be jealous.

01:21:03.000 You covet the fact that she doesn't have to work the same hours that you do.

01:21:07.000 Are you maybe covetous of, I don't know, a new quarter black Garrett, a new guitar of someone else, or a new Nintendo Wii? 0.97

01:21:13.000 Something gay. 0.99

01:21:14.000 Hey. 0.99

01:21:15.000 My point is- I like the switch.

01:21:16.000 The switch, that's right.

01:21:18.000 The switch.

01:21:19.000 Quick save.

01:21:22.000 I have no problem with you playing the Switch, just don't you be nice.

01:21:25.000 So, I want you to take a second here, and if you're listening on audio, you're listening to a television show, but I want you there as well.

01:21:33.000 There is bonus material on audio.

01:21:34.000 We appreciate you.

01:21:35.000 Yes, we do appreciate you, and we're doing some bonus material for those who aren't subscribed.

01:21:38.000 I guess it's not iTunes anymore, it's Apple Podcasts?

01:21:40.000 Yeah, that's right, they got rid of the Podcasts.

01:21:42.000 Wherever we are.

01:21:43.000 And if you're on an Android, just keep a Samsung far from your face.

01:21:46.000 We don't want it exploding.

01:21:48.000 But I want you to write this down.

01:21:49.000 Pause it if you have to.

01:21:51.000 What decision, what do you covet?

01:21:53.000 What decisions are you making in your day-to-day life based on your covetous nature?

01:21:58.000 Because we all have it.

01:21:59.000 Write it down.

01:22:00.000 And then, then what I want you to do, and if you haven't written it down, you're not doing this exercise. 1.00

01:22:05.000 And believe me, there's, when people have you do these stupid things like write down your worries and put them on a balloon, that's stupid. 0.99

01:22:10.000 It doesn't help anybody. 1.00

01:22:11.000 And that balloon is, it's not going to go as high as you think it is.

01:22:13.000 You probably can't afford helium.

01:22:14.000 It's just going to, some kid's going to take it and take it.

01:22:16.000 Why is this person writing down my wife is cheating on me? 0.77

01:22:20.000 Just don't write down your problems and put them on a balloon.

01:22:22.000 That's my point.

01:22:22.000 I knew a therapist who said that one time.

01:22:24.000 No longer a therapist.

01:22:25.000 Dead.

01:22:26.000 So, write down what it is that you covet, and then I want you to turn that into, proactively, gratitude.

01:22:36.000 Because for every one thing that you covet, for every one thing that you wish you had that you don't have, guess what?

01:22:43.000 There's a balance with that.

01:22:44.000 There's probably something you have on the flip side of that coin that somebody else doesn't have that they want.

01:22:49.000 In other words, if you're coveting someone's money, and you're going, man, to be a millionaire or billionaire, guess what?

01:22:53.000 I guarantee you there's a billionaire somewhere in your state or the other side of the world coveting your free time.

01:23:00.000 If you're coveting someone's wife, That's a common one. 1.00

01:23:05.000 Guarantee you there's someone else out there right now who is coveting not having an abusive wife. 0.98

01:23:11.000 Not saying that person's wife specifically.

01:23:13.000 I definitely think you should find a good wife. 1.00

01:23:14.000 A man who finds a good wife finds what is good. 0.99

01:23:15.000 Let's say girlfriend.

01:23:17.000 Maybe you covet a man's car. 0.81

01:23:19.000 Guess what?

01:23:20.000 There's some guy out there who probably is coveting not having that kind of an overhead payment because he bought a new car, dipped 30% when he drove it off the lot.

01:23:28.000 Whatever it is that you covet, There is something to be said for turning it into gratitude, or at least recognizing what it is that you have that maybe someone else doesn't have.

01:23:39.000 And not only do I want you to do this in your personal life, but we do need to have this conversation with people out there, because covetousness, slothfulness, That's no way to vote in the leader of the free world, folks.

01:23:50.000 And that's what bothers me about Bernie Sanders.

01:23:53.000 All right, we'll see you next week.

01:23:54.000 There is no show on Monday, so don't covet people who have a host who does a show on Monday, because we're doing a super video.

Louder with Crowder - February 28, 2020

TRUMP WILL ABSOLUTELY WIN 2020! | Gavin McInnes Guests | Louder with Crowder

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